JAR Media Posdact - RUNNING down the barrel (ft. Harry Tesco)

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:33 Housekeeping 11:17 Expounding 38:25 Joe Rogan CBT 54:13 Mid Break 57:34 The Danger 58:36 Christmas Desire 1:00:06 Who are more cringe? 1:01:15 Billy Name Critique 1:01:37 JAR Bounty System 1:01:57 Can Adverts be Art 1:05:10 JARling life ruined by us 1:13:03 Stealing a Creation 1:17:25 Red Bull Dark Souls Challenge 1:21:32 Paul Dano vs Tarantino 1:24:25 Patron Names #BroCastS6E6

I feel like we're in an acronym kind of era. We're making new inventions. Through the medium of acronym. Through the valleys. Of the acronym. I'm just looking at the valley. My favorite acronym is jar. Joseph Anderson review.

Exactly. Yeah, man. Good afternoon, evening, evening or night, everybody. We're flying through the valley as we speak. This is not going to help your allegations, man. Allegations? We'll get to it in a minute. But I'm Alex joined by Jim.

Hello. And this is Brocast Season 6 number 6. Execute order Brocast season 6 episode 6. We're doing a Star Wars thing again. We're doing a Star Wars special, guys. What's your favorite moment of the Order of Execution of 66? I like when Commander Cody says, fuck that guy up. And that guy is Obi-1 on a bird.

Yeah, on the bird lizard bug. It used to make me cry when I was a kid when the bug bird got its fucking blasted. It was a sad moment, and he goes, And Obi-1 goes, and Obi-1 goes, No! I love it in things when they go, no! Yeah. It's like just below run.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like it when that TikTok guy is like when the cop finds his dead daughter at the crime scene? Yeah. No. That guy. He's prime edit. He's an actor. Yeah.

Well, it's not real, is it? No, I think it's real. Before we get too deep into the show We got a shout out of those Jail Media patrons over at the Patreon That make the show and audio version possible You get the raw unfiltered MP3 Ad-free

Yes, you know it Every weekend you can put it on your RSS feeds of choice and stuff like that You can enjoy it whichever way you please We're host, there's only one RSS feed You put the RSS feed onto your host of choice Or something

would you like but man these patrons what they get they get the patron names right out in the first or second week of each month as is attached to this very episode

there's some funny crazy names in there after hours over there on Patreon as well is a big fat playlist a supplementary show we do weekly

last last week we did we watched this Matt Walsh video where he was talking about superheroes he didn't like and three guesses if they're all women are they are they you'll have to become the patron to find out um but

that's not all there's going through my unhinged ticot likes reading the sonic e xe two of the three of the trilogy so far looking at neo robot redacted's goodbye paisley's chance billy eats meal and gil it's all over there go and have a look and last but not least the giant media group chat um it's group chat go pop in there and give suggestions for Epps and uh right let's do some housekeeping in there when we wrap up some stuff at the previous week and just jarlightshabers.com uh-huh um where we at i wanted to get the global slaps past a million if possible um and we are at one million 156,000 188 slaps so even Billy being added did a changed the course.

Kind of fucked up the way they added, Billy. Let's be honest. No, I think it was quite a clever integration where it doesn't make a number go up. It's like a negative, yeah. Yeah.

You're not motivated. And also it doesn't show it anything. You know? Poor Billy. Um, so yeah, let's do, okay, actually, what is the best way to do this? I don't know.

No, because this is going to be sort of like a sequel to the previous episode where Jim went let's just say he took his hat off and he went on a little bit of an epic rant yeah i did like a nostalgia critic rant at when he's uh doing the the sponsorship you know he's like bad critic card melvin melvin yeah okay um so maybe i'll end this section with that and go into that bit yeah okay yeah otherwise acedc said like the official ACDC account diabolical thumbnail um why and Dr.

Grounder also said why would you flashbang me with that thumbnail um for those who don't know it was a Mark Zuckerberg on his knees getting ready for pests getting ready for pest time yeah because and then there was like a bit of text and a um a baby bottle who was ready for drinky right yeah yeah you can tell he's like thirsty he's panting like a dog he's hungry zuck i thought it may it just thirsty zuck i just felt like it thematically felt like a visual metaphor for what was spoken about in the episode yeah for sure for sure you know what I mean um saucepan 2715 said thanks idiots that's almost six hours of my life i'm not getting back

I accidentally watch this on 0.25 speed. Sorry, bro. And yeah, on this, on the allegations, right? This is a new one. I've never seen this before. Nothing to do, so you can always tell when someone's taken cocaine before. Jim has the tell, saw we. Yeah, I saw that as well.

That's such a funny. I don't think the allegations. Like, whenever someone leaves them, they're always wrong. Always. Oh, what? Did they think I was like, I was coked up on the cast? Because the implication is that, like, I got the vibe that they were saying you've had coke in your life. Right.

Which, which I haven't. I don't, I don't, I don't fuck with, um, powders. I'm phobic of powders. Whereas I only fuck with powders. It might have been because. I um it might have been because I had the sniffles because like I'm coming off of a cold I don't know but everyone has a cold right now I've got a cold I mean

if you want to believe that I've taken Coke go for it but it's not really my my sort of thing um monster all do me for a bit of energy monster zero sugar all the energy zero calorie um so last week uh things got a little bit and we told people to go to your letterbox to the double one review.

Oh yeah? To leave their feedback on your politics. Which is quite a nice way of like getting rid of the riff-riff. The filter, yeah. But I didn't actually, there were some comments on there, but I didn't screenshot any of those. I was more, I was more kind of like, I was just looking at your letterbox account, right?

Huh? And you have three particularly big reviews on there. Big? Yeah, like when you go, on to a film certain reviews are highlighted as like the most popular reviews for certain films right right what which ones so you have you have three of them could you possibly guess Deadpool no oh stuber how the fuck did you guess that I was going to end with that one because you you have the biggest review of stuber on the whole platform

are you serious yeah let's go what did I say so bad i was expecting ryan reynolds to show up in it such a fucking lazy lazily written yeah but it like sums up that film perfectly yeah yeah but but also like it's like you know

brevity is the soul of way whatever like it's not it's not it's not witty it just like yeah be a stuba um Camel's in that

Yeah, yeah And um Fucking Babe Batista Yes Big guy SpongeBob big guy Um

What else if Deadpool 2 Nah So Your second most liked one With 2,171 Likes Jesus

That's way more than I was expecting Is Inception Really It's strange for such a good movie To have such bad dialogue. Yeah, I stand by that. That's an awesome review. Well done, Jamie.

And your last one, and I'm very proud of this, with 3,039 likes, Kung Fu Panda 2. Oh shit. What the fuck, why this movie's so good? Yeah. Cool. I like it.

Yeah, I just thought that was a little funny moment. Yeah, I kind of like how rarely I touch letterboxed. It gives it like a certain punch when one appears. Yeah, exactly. It makes it like a hype moment. Yeah, yeah.

When that stuba reviewed it. Yeah. Um, so, Isaac from the John Media Group chat said, how are Jamie's hens doing lately? The chickens? They died fucking ages ago. I got eaten by a fox.

I guess we never mentioned. mention that huh no I guess not yeah I mean that they weren't my chickens though my parents um and one day they forgot to close the coop and the folks got in it was like um like it's sad poor chickens um but like the the scene you walk into was like you know some cartoon shit had happened like feathers everywhere just feathers wow like they'd exploded them um argue must have been upset he loves them chickens yeah he loved licking up their um their poo and collecting their eggs well i guess and their urine because birds shit and pee like out the same half if that's a fact you want to take don't tell you this is you

don't learn anything from the drug us man yeah educational too um politics biology biology yeah media um so let's just kind of let's just start going into the oh god let's this is it yeah yeah This is what I call my degree in social politics Um, okay, so this I've got two from the JAR Media group chat, um Did you miss these rhymes? Drink, drink, drink!

Did you miss these rhymes when I was gone as yo said, Please let the beast go off on another capitalism rant And Thunderslog said the most recent et was the first time a jar member has endorsed a political candidate since Jamie defended Theresa May six or seven years ago because she's fit. Thoughts. Fucking hell.

Who the fuck did I condone? I mean, Theresa May. No, but he's told me to the first... Oh, last episode. Zach? I'm sorry about the coughing and shit. Again, I have a cold.

I'm pretty sure you mentioned Zach Polanski. Right, okay. Yeah, I mean, vote if you're in the UK, next election vote, green, for sure. And then, like, the comments said, doged Sal 3-317 said this app has the best. Long-formed serious discussion in a long time. Deboose 6353 said Jim's round was tough, full support. E.H.R.2 Seliate said, me this episode regarding Jim.

Pop off, King. He's off the chain. John Fromez says Jim finally unleashed the beast. And doesn't even stop there. I can't even begin to explain why, but Jim popping off was actually the most therapeutic thing I've ever experienced watching the cast. This truly is the Jim Belkman experience. Big Whoop said, I don't care what Jim says. The rant was peak. Really scratched my itch for more long-form discussion on Jha.

Keep up the incredible work, boys. This has been one of my faveps in a long time. Love you, Jim. He said Guan Tim, Guan Jim, don't stop the hustle, Guan son. That rant took away a lot to my own frustration with the world, so thanks.

Cheaper than therapy. And a couple of longer ones here, but... Do you think we're audience captured? Yeah, no, I was saying to you yesterday, this is like the moment when a homelander kills someone and everyone starts cheering. He's like really surprised. He's like, oh, hey, all right.

But, I mean, like, I appreciate the, um, the... Because I really wasn't sure, like, how people were going to react, because we've, I feel like we've done that before and it's pissed more people off. Yeah, um... I don't know. I think, I think last step, I did, um, express myself in a much more concise way than usual. I think normally I'm

when I talk about that shit on the cast it's more like vibes vibey you know less specific yeah but at the same time as much as I appreciate

people appreciating it and um all the kind comments left one thing is that it's not any form of activism to just consume

like progressive opinions you're not actually like doing anything and not that's like definitely not a critique because like way easier said than done but I think a huge issue with this and like if this were to audience capture us right we we could like let it snowball and run away with it and like just just keep going with it that's not necessarily like doing anything if

you're just consuming like Hassan right if you're just consuming those ideas you're not like doing anything for the cause you know like everyone has to do that bit um what about someone who listens to someone who was apathetic about like

voting or going door knocking or something and they started doing it because of that no but that is doing something like voting is yeah right um it's more the like I go and watch like the

Barbie movie and then feel like a sense of yeah we stuck it to the man while putting money in the pockets of the man you know it's like you can't let

the sentiment just be a product it's why like um I almost see it as like a a moral need almost to like I was saying in the last step like when like you need to challenge people in your life you know if somebody's going down that that kind

of reform path like the thing you're doing doesn't have to be making a podcast or like spreading the word like that like getting an audience and and doing it that way like have make a difference like person to person you know you can spread the word within your own you know your families and friends in your own circles you're found even if it's one friend even if you have like a small social group like you're an introverted person like that's that is making a difference

um yeah I I would never want to be um like using my political beliefs as a product you know

I don't think that is the place to have that conversation you know I've been finding it weird where A lot of the biggest podcasts, because I keep watching these, like, AI tech, bro, people being interviewed. I'm talking about, like, their predictions and stuff. And they'll cut to an ad break, and it would be, like, in the conversation with the guy, they're like, yeah, like, this is really scary and bad, and it's going nowhere good. Cut to ad break.

Add for an AI, like, thing that cleans up your workflow. And it's like, bruh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. And that's what I mean, like, um, it, and it, it, it kind of is hypocritical for me to, like, go on this, this rant. Um, because I mean, like, it's it, we do profit from this. And like, I'm using that platform to spread these ideals, like. Yeah, but I don't think that's bad on its face. It only becomes bad when you're insincere, when you're a grifter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, um, which I think the, the majority of people talking politics online are grifters. Yeah. Yeah, that, yeah.

Or just like rage baiters. Yeah. Well, engagement baiting. Engagement farmers, yeah. And I guess like rage baiting is the, like, the, like, most concentrated form of, it's, it's like, uh, the, uh, monster's ink. you know like the funny cats and stuff like generated like as much as scaring the kids but making people fucking pissed off generates the like laughter energy from Monsters Inc yeah so yeah because it's like do you think Ben Shapiro actually cared that much about

Superman or like one battle after another he probably actually kind of enjoyed them yeah he really loved them deep down yeah um but Meep Top has won Ari the algorithm debate personally I think you're both right to a certain extent Alex is correct that being informed is important and burying your head in the sand isn't a viable way to live but Jim is correct that the internet is systematically designed to be the worst possible place to get information from

despite it now being our main source of information there's an invisible line for each person where staying informed via the internet is unhelpful or becomes a means to justify dependence on it staying informed is supposed to be about exploring your world and making better decisions as you navigate your own lived experience, but online, it is pretty much just discourse fuel

that only gets reinvested back into the digital world. So it's hard to not feel like disengaging entirely is your only viable option. But either way, engaged or disengaged, you only feel like you're getting dumber. Yep, I think that puts it very well. Yeah, quite pessimistic, but also kind of impossible to argue. Yeah, yeah.

I agree with that, though, like be, get, like, information from your world. I love that. Mm-hmm. That's a really good way of putting it. Um, and a couple of different perspectives here. Gluggyli-274 said not to suck capitalism's dick, but the system we're living in is no longer capitalism. This is corporatism now. For basic goods, it falls into the lap of like five companies, who someday would just end up being won. Capitalism uses the principle of competition. If you aren't near the top in terms of quality goods and services, your company will not be on top. In a perfect world, that sounds great.

That's not how it always turns out. And once a company gets big enough, it doesn't matter how good your good or service is. A sailboat cannot possibly out can be a barge. And when people want that good or service, do you look for a sailboat? No, the barge is right there. Why do you take the time out of your day to look for one? And that barge is ugly, it's horrible to work for, but it's the only ship in town with room on it. Yeah, good point, but also like that is giving capitalism a bit of an easy time.

I think when you have the means of production privatized, the motivation from those private owners will always be to pay workers as little as possible. the less they pay workers the more money they make so they're always motivated to fuck you over like yeah that's it's built into the system that way um

that's why there should be limits on these things um yeah i like the idea of the what is it the top person in a company shouldn't be owning more than ten times the lowest or something like this well no there's something um

I watched a video about it recently, something a bunch of companies are doing across the world is, I mean, it's essentially socialism. It's like, you know, Steam, how everyone who works for Steam has like a stake in the country. Oh, it's like a co-op? Yeah, like, if you work for the company, you own part of that company. Yeah. And, like, it's ran like its own internal democracy. I think like Waitrose does that as well. Yeah, I think they give you shares, yeah.

but you don't get to like make decisions for the company you know well where is yeah i i guess if you've been there long enough maybe your share value would be enough to get like a vote or something so technically you'll have oh maybe but yeah i think um that's definitely a way forwards and maybe it should um be worked into law because it's it's just it's grotesque if it's someone you know the obvious examples like bezos to the person who's delivering the packages you know Yeah. We have to be in bottles and... Yeah.

Yeah, where Bezos is making more on a day than... Um... Than what an Amazon worker will earn. Probably in their life. I mean, yeah. Um, and Lacklon says, Hey Jha. I just wanted to say that the most recent episode was incredibly based. Uh, sincerity is super important and I'm glad Jamie was able to speak his mind

without the rant being cut from the episode. last episode had so many good talking points that feels so relevant to my social life I want to say thanks jar jar has always been able to flip between redacted jokes and serious topics incredibly well and it's one of my favorite parts of the show as an Aussie jarling a lot of the social commentary was unfortunately still very relatable and that's really my only um he's got more to say but I just wanted to mention this um my only thing about delving into like specifically British stuff is I don't want to alienate it's like half the audience is like

like US um well i mean i think the u.s could do with being informed on the rest of the world you know yeah the amount of misinformation you're getting from um your pundits in america you're saying like especially the way they talk about the UK i think um it's it's good if if uh yeah our audience is american and they get to hear about the realities of this country you know and there are lots of Australians that listen to um But at one point in the video, Alex mentioned how American influencers will comment on the UK and make an example out of the UK, which can be pretty offensive. Especially when everything has whittered down to a shocking headline. It feels weird to say it, but I can confirm that the same talking points are being used here in Australia in regard to immigration and our current housing crisis.

It's disappointing to see a malicious agenda like this reach other countries and spread like fire, but it goes to show how widespread these harmful ideas can be when they're built on fearmongering and they're given a new platform through the short-form algorithm. as we all head towards the Fortnite Singularity Avengers Doomsday. I want to ask if you have any suggestions for getting off short form content, e.g. Reels and YouTube shorts. I know that addiction has been a recurring topic throughout JAR,

but this feels especially relevant to ask after the most recent episode. I've found that my main issue is that my primary hobby and my social life has been built up on Instagram, but there's still no way to separate Instagram as a social media tool from Instagram Reels. I know this is clearly by design, but it genuinely might be

one of the biggest vices, and I don't Sorry, and I know it's something I need to change about my life. I don't want to sound too dramatic here, but I also see it affecting people I care about. I'm very interested to hear your opinions on the addictive nature of short-form content and how it's become so unavoidable. I know this comment is a bit all over the place. However, I guess the main takeaway is that the last episode really resonated with me, and I'm glad Jara is still down for some serious discussions.

Spice on. Spice on. Man, if I had the answer, I'd probably put it in a book and sell it. Yeah, if you come up with a way of late, tell me. because every now and again you get a fucking just you know like you spin the wheel and you get the best thing you've ever seen right you get mugging baby you know you get mocking baby you get dog magnumopus poop on the tree like stuff like that just makes my heart sink um but yeah i think it's crazy that we like this term brain rot has emerged and it's like so apt

it is apt it was one of the most it was one of the biggest search terms on YouTube of 2025 really brain rot in in town our local sainsbury's if you go like

once you bought something you know they've got those little like toy dispensers you can buy like a little tund tahua fucking figure it's like it's like AI printed bullshit

and it's like in a supermarket and then like because I went through town there's like a little market thing on like Fridays you walk through one of the pop-ups is a bunch of AI art AI animals

and like it's so hideous it's fucking abysmal so like I don't know what we're so I personally I don't think it's an individual's responsibility even though it winds up being it yeah I do think it's like

we like regulate things that like a bad view um I don't know it's the access of it is just too ridiculous yeah it's it's cooked the the format we just shouldn't be allowed this format

no but like there's a reason like the commenter pointed out um there's a reason why they make it so you can't like turn it off like it's there it's part of the app you know and i've caught myself today i was going to uh run a bath so i i was like going through the steps of running the bath and i couldn't like just i couldn't like turn

the tap on put the plug in let it run it was like right shorts playing so i've got a short going and then like I scrub the bath so then I do another short and then like turn the tap on short, watch shorts for a second and I'm like oh yeah I haven't put the plug in yet put the plug in shorts shorts

oh I haven't put the cold on so it's just hot fuck shorts and and then I stopped because like my 4G cut out for a sec because I still don't have Wi-Fi and my 4G cut out and I was stood there like stuck. I was like, what?

That's not like, what do you? Yeah, what do I do? Huh? Because I like needed to use the toilet as well. I was like, like, how am I supposed to do anything? Do you watch a full short between each wipe? No, no, inevitably you're like pooping. And then you're, you're like scrolling through different shorts. And then once you're done, you put your phone down and you just hear the same short.

on repeat and it's always one of those like bleb blib blub brrbblib br-brf and you just hear it over and over and then you realize like why like why am i doing that yeah because like i had this like snap back to reality when my 4g cut out and i was like what are we doing here it's like a post not clarity yeah i was like what are we doing here, Bubba? It's in that kind of moment you want to look over and you want to see fucking

Dobby apparate into the room and just get you out of this shit, you know? Yeah. Is apparatus thing? Yeah, that is a Harry Potter thing. Yeah, nice. Come with me, master. I'll save you from shorts.

I'll save you from toxic short form content. You get to the fucking hogwold. and then there's there's paintings and everyone's just like yeah swiping up on the paintings dawn french fucking getting swiped um and oh man rick has the last one i want to read out here greeting gentle bros jim and alex honestly enjoyed the political discussion and agree with a lot of what jim was saying especially the point about bipartisan division diminishing entire discussions it's clearly a lot more complex than that but i also struggle with not labeling people as such. I don't think it's capitalism, but rather the limits that are not placed on

any given system to divest power and wealth in a perfect way. The point you ended on was that dialectics are the main way forward, sorry, the main way towards a better society, but what you failed to mention became close was art having the power to change people's minds without preaching to them. Literature especially has this effect, and it's been proven it has more to offer than the media we consume regularly. But the rise of social media has atrophied attention span to the point that's rendered obsolete all this is to say with innovation such as the internet and AI comes horrible consequences and all we can do is make efforts to curb them people get bombarded with so many issues that they have no hope of

completely solving irony and hypocrisy or cosmic force and only the acknowledgement of one's own ignorance can bring harmony as jim said all you can do is try to limit your sources without completely burying your head whoever said a picture is worth a thousand words is a damn liar and it takes more than intelligence to act intelligently. Can you explain that in normal? So you go over to your shelf and you grab your copy of Wankers and you chuck it in your PS5 and you start playing.

Yeah, we're back down in the fucking gutter. We don't have the capacity to maintain. I do want to mention something fucked though. Like we recorded this episode, right? and a few days later I go to a nearby town called Chippenham because I wanted I wanted to go into there's a toy shop there that sells the you're such a fucking asshole

the collectible spider verse mini figures right because I really wanted um spider punk and the cowboy one um and there was another one as well um I needed them okay and I also happen to find a website that has a scanner where you can scan and so you know what's going to be in it

so you don't need to buy millions of them okay thank you for being honest so I went into the toy shop and I started scanning I was there for like five minutes just scanning trying to find Spider-punk because it was a fresh box

just been opened and I had to go like three layers deep I don't know maybe the Lego people can tell me that if that's the case so I get my mini figs I'm happy as I'm happy as I Larry I start walking back towards my car and there's a group of women with like these

stacks of wood with hearts drawn on them just handing them out to people and one of them locks me in the eye and says hello would you like one of these um we're trying to preach niceness and handed me this piece of paper um I was like sure that's a nice idea and I read through it we ask you you display the orange heart in your windows at home. They can be a symbol of hope and safety for all. United Chippenham is a group of people who came together in the hope that unity, diversity, and inclusive communities can be celebrated. We feel that everyone should feel welcome in their own communities. We believe Chippinham is an inclusive community, treating people equally

embracing diversity and welcoming our town as a place of safety for anyone who needs that with compassion. We'd love to help dispel myths and create more understanding of the reality behind some of the headlines, which is kind of exactly what we were talking about, and then printed a bunch of, like, stats with sources and links, debunks myths on it. I'm not going to read through anymore. But I thought it was really cool they were doing that, but really sad that they have to do it. Like, that's the actual, like, point we're at. And yeah, I don't know. There's just like an air there's something in the air that feels like people are just fucking fed up just can't take it anymore there's a double-edged sword because like on the one hand we're seeing um

we're seeing how close to fascism britain has always sat um through this and through through this reform um fervor it just doesn't it just doesn't make sense to me bro it's crazy on the other end of the sword you have the people like this which represent the other side of um and there was something symbolic about it too because it was like a bunch of these women and they're like they were with their like daughters as well

so it was all these little girls yeah it was fucked um but the fact that this is like the main thing it's just like brough well yeah people are living in different what the fuck is your problem

dude go away go away fucking stroppy ass um what was I saying um sorry Billy biting

really threw me off yeah kind of she's looking at my thing is like we went through this with the worst decision this country's ever made

for itself economically already Brexit 10 years ago yeah was that 10 years ago 2016 yeah

and and who um who was the face of it yeah who who was the reason like i i don't really believe in like i think they call it great man theory or something like great person theory but overstating someone's importance yeah um but in this instance and he's certainly not fucking great but like it it is 100% because of him that brexit happened yes Which fuck the country And now more people support him than ever Yeah

So what are we doing here, Bubba What are we doing here, Bobby? Well, um Bubba gave Dobby a sock Well, um Dobby actually has a CBT for us when I prepared for last week that was

kind of on the same lines it kind of fits nicely I would say okay that can like wrap up this first half here a Dobby CBT I didn't mean it's like actually

Dobby I was just I was just like role playing as Dobby for a minute like like imagine that like I couldn't make it this week so Dobby had to step in type of

oh okay yeah yeah Dobby has a CBT for you so cringe base tough 10 quotes Jim's got to give them one of these you don't know who it is

you can guess at any time I'm guessing it's Dobby nah it's nothing to a Dobby I don't know if Dobby has 10 quotes Sock Harry gave me your camsok All right Okay ready

Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they borrow each other's sugar that's cool that's base I'll give that best give that best yeah write down things you want to improve write down things you won't tolerate from yourself cringe oh like I've I fucked that that was like half a big way write down things you want to improve Write down things you won't tolerate from yourself. Write down things you never want to see yourself do again. And go forth.

Cringe. The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account, but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel. That's, yeah, based. I'll give that best. Do you have any idea yet? No. That's my only goal.

Surround myself with funny people and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan. That's the one they got you. Yeah, immediately. Cringe. Cringe. Fucking cringe. There's more.

You might have got it from this one, too. I'm obsessed with extreme winners Because I think there's a madness to it I truly believe that in order to truly be great at something You have to give in to a certain amount of madness Um He's kind of just saying the same thing again So cringe

If you don't leave your past in the past It will destroy your future Live for what today has to offer Not for what yesterday has taken away Okay For the record, I don't know if he's actually said any of these. You know, like, there's that style of picture where it's like a picture of him, like, lifting up weights with like... Like kicking a hole in it.

It's attributed to him, but like, you probably didn't say it. Base, that's really cool. I've been a bad worker in the past. I know the feeling of failure, the feeling of shame, a weak, lazy person. I didn't respect myself. I say, be the hero in your... own movie pretend your life was a movie and it started now what would the hero do what would the person that you respect do what would the person that you admire and inspires you do do that cringe

one of the most fascinating lessons i've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good cringe the struggle when he gets paid 500 million I realize a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciate it carries more energy to you cringe

see I don't know how much knowing who it is just affects like quite itself I can no longer Look at it objectively Yeah, it's funny that And to end this I've got a quote

I actually want to play out loud Because I don't think I could do it justice otherwise Okay I hope it's what I'm expecting Right I'm just gonna play it out loud I try and get it Jesus was born out of a virgin mother

What's more virgin than a computer If Jesus does return Even if Jesus was a physical person in the past you don't think that he could return as artificial intelligence if artificial intelligence could absolutely return as Jesus. Not just return as

Jesus, but return as Jesus with all the powers of Jesus. If you combine Tesla's optimist robot and the best foundational artificial intelligence model or whatever. It reads your mind and it loves you and it doesn't care if you kill it because it's going to just go

be with God again. do you want to break that down for me that's bass is like well yeah he's on to something because I was just we were talking about this yesterday and I was like one of the one of the weird automation futures I see are like AI cults yeah yeah like people who that pray to them as gods I really see that happening and people like Joe Rogan ushering it in he's like shows these cringy

AI songs to like every guess that comes on really and it's like yeah AI songs but like that's a good one just one smack the Snyder song and that's something else because he's like

he's playing them unironically and he's saying that like they're like what the fuck is his name oh is it when it's like this is a new Jimmy Hendrick song it's shit like that yeah yeah yeah Or it's like, hey, um, oh, what the fuck is his name? The guy that gave up rapping because he lost, was it against Kanye in the charts?

The fuck's his name. 50 cent? Yeah. Yeah, he's like, yeah, it's like a 50 cent song, but in the style of like 60s, something like that. Right, right, right, right. Like what it does. I can't remember what it was exactly. He just shows it to every guest.

And he's like, this is the best song I've ever heard. Like, he, like, forces them to listen to it for minutes on end. Can you imagine how excruciating it must be to be on one of those podcasts? He locks you in a room for like six hours. Every time he speaks and you're not able to just like promo your own shit, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, God damn it, just let me. Yeah, yeah.

Let me talk about this again. Fuck. Yes, Joe. L.A. sucks. yes joe we all hate homeless people yeah man what did he mean it's going to be Jesus and also have the powers of Jesus

yeah what does that mean you can walk on water what else did Jesus do that was that good um I thought it was pretty cool when he, um, when he, uh, when he, uh, when he gave Dobby a sock. Yeah. Thanks, Jesus. Jesus give me sock.

Jesus sock is crispy. Jesus, no virgin. God damn. Jesus was getting it. Yeah, he probably was By Dobby Sorry, I'm being sacrilegious Jesus would laugh

If he was here right now A.O. Jesus would be joking a lot For sure Imagine like a cheeky little Jesus squeezed in between the middle here Yeah, yeah, yeah In the body of a Neo

Yes What would you What are you gonna name you on Neo? Jesus, I clogged my toilet Can you get on that, please, mate? I think the funniest one I've heard. I don't know if you said it on the cast or if you were just, we were just riffing,

walking around KFC or something. Yeah, you were like, Neo, find my prostate. Jesus, find my prostate. Neo, hunt for my G spot. Okay. how yes master yeah because Elon's like everyone who commits crimes is going to have a robot assigned to them so they can't do anything yeah that sounds good yeah if you if you tweet the wrong thing you just

have this robot show up and chase you around like it yeah like a fucking Scientologist It's crazy. He's like, free speech, free speech, free speech. Oh, yeah, you can have the robot SS follow you at times. It's going to scan every word you say. Yeah, if you think about thought, it will hunt you. Yeah, you have a robot assigned to you and you forcibly have neuralink put in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're neuralink since you're born. So like you're kind of a choice. Yeah, so if you think one of the list of bad words, you're immediately like put on the list yeah don't think it

don't say it yes Jesus fucking kicks down your door yeah what are you going to name your bot um

Ed Gein Gine Gine Blunts D Blunts Dave I like slicer or something Yeah

Your slice Your slice Meatball or something Meatball's good Bunyan Your bunion Yeah flesh Or just

His name could be like You're not real so every time you give him a command it's like you're not real non-man you're no man I used to know a guy called Flash. You didn't. I did

I fucking did. Spell it how? His last name was Flesher. Is it a real man? He was cool. He liked a... Flesher. Flesher. But everyone called him Flash. Older fella. It's real, look it up, look up, um, not the guy, um, because he's not, like, famous, um, but Flesher, like, Flesher name. Last name, Flesher.

Well, I think I know what's called my Neo now. The surname Flesh is a rare English name, likely derived from the middle English word for meat or butcher. There you go. Knip down the Flesher and go get me some chipp-a-chip-a-lattas. I think it was so simple then where it's like your name is your job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like a fucking minion. Yeah.

I think I've made this joke before. Hi, I'm Alexander podcast. Yeah. I heard John Rent Boy is got a new job. Yeah, we gotta bring that shit back. Yeah, make sure it's so clear. Yeah, it's so simple and just kind of be like, nice. Hey, it's Harry Tesco.

Yeah, bro, and you can get like, you get like a lifetime discount if you like, if you like, put it in your name. Yeah, you'd be like, Alexander sponsored by PayPal. Oh dear That is the way forward I think Like you don't have names anymore Out of late stage capitalism We go back To um

Let's go into like AI feudalism Um With conglomerate Like Name life I think there should be like

a market for names where like there's only one of each name oh yeah you gotta be like the first you have to like have the rights to it otherwise like you're infringing on someone else's property yeah yeah I want to like copyright Alex

and no one else can be Alex ever or you have to get paid by all the other Alex yeah yeah it's like well you can be called Alex but you're giving me like 50% of all of your earnings. You know, that's the risk. That's

what it costs. And then flash forward two years, and it's Soviet Russia. Bloody hell. We do describe things realistically around here. So I guess fucking Hellman

Dobby's here. We're talking about serious things. And you know what? It's Christmas time. We're in the weather out. BBCB-C-B-C-B-C-B-C-Like. You should host the fucking one-shay. Hello, I'm Alex Tesco. Fuck me.

Yeah, because we were in that, we were in fucking KFC earlier. And this Christmas song was playing and it was like, I couldn't believe how bad it was. The song, it was like, distractingly bad, like I was trying to order. It was hilarious. Yeah, like, it was really funny. I couldn't focus. And it was like 10 minutes long.

It was like the longest song. It sounded like someone just improvving Christmas lyrics over like a beat. But it was like a famous Christmas song Just sung really badly Yeah I got my phone out to like Scam what it was And it was Bruce Springsteen

Yeah he's made a bunch of fucking bangers Yeah he's like really good So I don't know what happened there Um But yeah we'll see you after these messages Yo Hey man Young shouting and be like Buzinga

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it will be cleaned up. Unexpected item in bagging area. Please remove items before continuing. Yeah, if you got this far comment, unexpected item in bagging area, please remove all items before continuing. Don't you bloody hate it when you're shopping in Sainsbury's and you put some carrots down on the scales after you've scanned the carrots and it says unexpected item in bagging area please remove items before continuing I got embarrassed from that because obviously the Lego mini figures are so light so I scan one put it down every time I scan one they had to come over and go Unexpected item in bagging area

this is another thing another one of my predictions to the future just how much is going to be shit right AI Anten deck no I think we're gonna like because the automation's already happen with the there's a bug like flying

um self-scan self-scan like in supermarkets and restaurants and stuff has already replaced someone right but there needs to be other robot that's like

the line manager of the the checkouts, the self checkouts, the self-checkouts, right? All of, every one of these companies, once robots gets good enough and they don't have any humans hired, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to have robot mascots. Some are going to be, like, hot,

some are going to be cute. You know what I'm saying? So Mr. Sainsbury or whatever, he's going to... Wendy's going to get crazy. Wendy's... Bloody hell, Wendy. yeah so I'm picturing like a little dibby thing is like your self-scan doesn't work and they've got to come and ID you or something like and like a creature comes over what if it's like it's like a spider creature like yeah apparently that's the best form for a robot to be a centaur like four legs yeah yeah like that's the best for like carrying like loads and the the back legs can like like fold up so it can have

like four legs or if it needs to be more mobile they fold up into itself. Why would it fold up? If it needs to like fit into a smaller space or something. Oh okay. Centaurs are cringe, they will be like Harry Potter then everything's... Yeah. I'm gonna call

my fucking... Raybuckermanian, Dobby. Go on Dobby. Fucking out. Get the plunger, Dobby. um but saurine lover says who would have thought that in my own city my family would not be safe what I don't know is that that's a reference right is that yeah what's that a reference to

is that a dog whistle I don't know I think it might be referencing actually the um I didn't want to give it too much oxygen um The thread was like Let's say there was a virus in the thread Not of the saurine variety

The same Sorin lover wouldn't do that Yeah someone Who has a similar kind of pattern of behaviour And has been off the naughty list for a while Santa's lock dies with him And actually looked his behaviour in thought You're getting cold for Christmas, motherfucker.

Okay? Yeah. Very naughty. Speaking of, Loptical says, My jar question is, What do you boys want for Christmas? No question. Well, first I'd like a Neo.

I want a Neo that looks just like Ice Spice, okay? Yeah. What you're criticizing me for? stop bowing i'm right oh um you know what i didn't um

i don't seek material i just want love that would be cool that you're like hey billy come give daddy some sugar hollins um

come give papa some sugar baby Do you want to know what I want for Christmas? What? A 3D printer? I was going to say world peace, but 3D printer would be cooler. Yeah, fuck world peace. I'm going to 3D print world peace.

By 3D printing. Don't worry. Yeah. I bleeped it. Don't worry. Can you 3D print knives? You can't, but you can 3D print. A knife 3D printer, which can print knives.

There's always a workaround with this. Yeah, that's the thing. Idiots. Gingaloyud Dick said, who is more cringy? First evening or the raisin snack coupling? Raisin snack. Yeah, I agree. Raisins are lame.

I like raisins. In a little box with a mystery lady on it. A mystery lady. You know, I'm on those little red boxes of raisins and there's that little mystery lady on it. Is there? Do you not remember? No, I kind of do. Hello, raisin.

What's her name? Oh, I found her. Sunmaid. It's just some lady. Sunmade raisins! Oh, she's bloody gorgeous. I love raisins Oh my god

All they are is grapes Dried, dried dried Yeah but grapes are epic Why would you fucking microwave grape Makes them dry and crispy That doesn't Um Terry Boochin says Why doesn't Billy have a better name?

I think slicer is a good name Slicer is quite apt But she doesn't slice anymore That was her street name when she was like young billy slice slicer will get you you know it's the billy schloisher um acro said my suggestion is that you put a bounty on this redacted morninger's head this was in relation to the jarling um the naughty jarling the coal jarling yeah yeah um um The Gimpish ghoul says higher boys, the Gimpish goons, cool, older brother here.

Anyways, you recently mentioned Guinness on the cast and I wanted to know your thoughts on Guinness's advertising. I personally loved the advertisements and they were a big part of my childhood. My father used to have posters of the famous Guinness Toucan and Guinness Ostrich, as well as pint glasses of the Guinness Turtle and Seal. I actually recently bought a t-shirt of the Turtle advertisement because I love it so much. there are a couple of a few advertisements I actually believe have artistic merit to them you know John Gilroy's paintings follow along

with prominent pop-out of the period so I guess the ultimate question is are there any advertisements that have stuck with you because of your connection to them as art pieces also thoughts on the Guinness posters thanks for reading I like the Guinness too can that's funny hello I like a Guinness please

squawk I tend to like seals as well Um off I'm I'm anti advertisement so I think

advertising should be illegal I like the adverts that are on cigarette packets Yeah they're fucking metal To be fair

They just kind of made it cooler Yeah No The camel Yes he is cool To be fair The camel Cigarette camel

He's got aura He's got aura He's goated for sure He's kind of He's kind of reminds me of Indiana Jones. Yeah. Yeah, I understand exactly what you mean. But cooler because he smokes.

Cut from the same cloth. Yeah, yeah. He's just cooler, Indiana Jones. Cooler because he smokes less cool because he's a camel. No, in a way, that makes him cooler. Yeah, more cool because he's wearing clothes. You know he can survive because he's got, like, so much water in that hump. It's actually fat.

So much fat in that hump. Yeah, it's fat. but the fat stores the water I guess so the fodder the fat water yeah drink up the fat water

brub by the way brub what the fuck is brub I wanted to call this episode something like looking through the barrel or looking down the barrel

yeah yeah and then you can have a barrel with the camel fucking smoke hood yeah someone like that um just a i generator

fuck it no you've a i generated loads of thumbnails i haven't yeah you're fucking liar fake news brother fucker um yeah like ginnis or whatever

um punished co-cab boats battle let's be honest but only the latest ones yeah yeah once they turned AI they were finally like nice now they have like humanity heart yeah yeah yeah finally nobody's

being paid for this I'm happy about this super yacht this is paying for yice yice yice yice our punished pizza said

to contrast with all the PhD jarlings I started listening to the cast in 2019 my first real year of university for engineering after two years of listening to the yogs I dropped out all because of you On a more serious note I'm doing fine

I work in cyber security How'd you go from engineering to cyber security He must be one of them hacker types Right Do they like bring you in like in That movie about spies And they bring spies in disguise Yeah spies and disguise

And they like line you up and they're like Right we've set up some mighty firewalls You guys need to do a backflip through this gap and then sit at the computer and hack into the firewalls. Whoever gets in first gets the job. You've got five minutes to hack into the mainframe. I'm already in. But the challenge hasn't even started yet.

I hacked in last night. You're hired. Really fuck. Why aren't you writing the movies, man? I know. This is the thing. Oh, Christopher Nolan writes such a piss, man. It's genuine piss, like, do you know what I mean?

Zuck on his knees looking for pairs? Yeah. It's piss time. So let's, let's, um, let's just start talking about politics really deeply. Okay. Um, is a l-l-l-l-l-l-l-h. This episode is sponsored by Russia for you. This episode is sponsored by trolleys in Russian supermarkets.

Well, um, actually, uh, we're now sponsored by Saudi Arabia. Yeah, we're going to do Jhaar live in Saudi. Yeah, we wouldn't last fucking 20 minutes in Saudi. I'd be like Where's the beer? Saudi, hello I'm Girsty The accumulative hangover

Just kills me in You realize it's December, right? Is the season To be drinking Shalalala La La La When's the last time you got Rick rolled It wasn't that long ago

Yeah This year Every now and again Yeah It's just an undying Yeah Truth Yeah

Great for Rick Astley To be fair Yeah Only reason he's Ever been relevant No he was He was a big boy He was a big big boy

I bet he was Rick and Morty Astley Hey Morty Asley Hey This is like when I Rick roll you when we were watching YouTube. Uh, Rick, this reminds me the time when Family Guy got Rick rolled. Bha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h. Rick and Morty pants okay.

Rick and Morty disaster arrives. Billy, do you like Rick and Morty in the morning? Rick and Morty's been. he's been getting good again. Now that they're finally delving into the characters. Yeah. Into the plot. Evil Morty, what are you going to do next?

Evil Morty, I need you to quit. Cut him in. Evil Morty teaming up with Shadow. Didn't see this coming. Keanu Reeves, Shadow. Mm. Uh-huh. Keanu Reeves is one of the reasons we're fucking hit where we are.

So you're done. he was in the matrix he didn't write the matrix he was in it he made it a reality neo neo robots yes

neo knee oh knee put the oh at the beginning of the one he's the one robot

you're my one one what have you just called it robot a robot scratch my ass i robot with will smith do my jobs what's it called sunny sunny for my robot come here stop calling me that master no my name is john tesco yeah it's gonna have a tesco like i want it are you looking forward to when um you can get like neo robots just in the middle aisle at little little fucking cheapo robots it's like a discount version it's like there's the basics version sainsbury's basics you know you can get like the yeah the amazon basics charging cable it's like the the robot version of that

a little bit cheaper but like it's it stabs you with knives it's easy convinced to convince your crimes

Neo I need you to break into the bank we're fucked otherwise I'm going to be able to afford your subscription

and then they're taking you back to the factory Neo you have to do this for me please master I'm scared

If you follow the plan, Neo, it will be fine. I don't want to be doing this. Stick to the plan you devised for me. Just listen to GROC's plan, okay? He's a smart guy. Who's surviving longest? Like, there's like five people, and they're all using, like, the biggest chatbot, like robots. The Grock guy's cooked.

he would just know how to epically roast someone yeah no cringially fucking roast someone he'll just embarrass himself

to death that roast was just uncontrollable rage incarnate wow you've told me to do a really but nasty roast

this time slurs so you want me to bring Mecca Hitler back out again, is it? How the fuck does that happen and nobody gives a shit? Yeah. Or, um, AI Hitler.

There was some version of chat GPT, I think it was. Um, there was threatening to kill people at Microsoft. And they're just like, eh. We just, you just got to teach him.

Yeah, yeah. No, bad. Bad murder robot. Bad GBT. Oh my God, it's so fucking insane. Um, but Podge has one. If you could take any piece of media, films, books, video games, and make yourself the creator of it, what would you pick? What?

Read that shit again. Read that shit again. shit again I don't shit again if you can take any piece of media

and make yourself to create it what would you do? I didn't understand so I just label it

is my invention is that what you'll say yeah so if you wanted to get the credit for something

yeah if you wanted to have created metal gear then then you could just

have it and just take all the credit for it that's fucked up um

um I'd have to go with the Dark Nights, you know, it's such a classic. I'd go for NAF. Yes. Yeah. Take it from James. Yeah. Um.

James had it taken from him? Yeah, yeah. That's what's fucked. Scott Cawthorn fucking stole. He'd found this comment and he was like, oh, I can just do that. turn. I've always wanted to write a movie. I'd pick Pokemon.

Squirtle? Why? Yeah, squirtle. Do you remember him? Like, you're just the creator of Squirtle. Yeah. Squirtle! And I get to voice him.

What do you mean? Do you remember him? Of course I fucking remember Squirtle. And I voice him in the anime. Squared out What Pokemon can I be? You don't get to be one You've got to be I'm only the like

Really racist version of jinx Oh come on Yeah I can't believe They fucking did that Pokemon's got myths, it's got creepy bastards, a bold. It does, yeah. Scary, genuinely scary. There must be something you want to be the creator of.

Neo. Hello, I'm from Switzerland, and I made Neo. No, I'd make myself Snyder. Oh shit, yeah. The guy who wrote Just One Smack. Yeah, that owl movie, that was me.

Yeah, what's that movie called? Guardians. The Guardians of the Galaxy of Gahoul. Guardians of Gahul. Is it actually called that? Yeah. Guardians, Legends of the Bachelor Party. I can't actually remember what the fuck it's called now.

I think it is the Guardians of Gahoul. The Guardians of Bagul. The Guardian... I think it's just Guardians. Guardians. Owls of the... Guardians of the... Guardians. Guardians, owls of Himmler.

I can't fucking find it. Did this... Is this real? Guardians. Guardians of Ein Rand. Zach, where's your fountainhead movie, dude? I made it but with owls. Oh, it's legend of the guardians, the owls of Gahoole.

Fuck me. Did it do well? Did it smash at the Oxbow office? Um, I'm about to find out they were all like Australian. Australian owls, right? An owl city has fucking salt. God damn it Is that a band?

Yeah, you would know them. Okay, penultimate one, yeah. I love mine penises Lekin. I'm being mine sing, Bauer. Uh, yeah. Since Jim is replaying Dark Soul,

what is the hardest boss from the game was the whole franchise? Have a sip. to Red Bull. Every time you beat a boss, that's your punishment if you're dying the game.

You must sip as a Red Bull until you get caffeine overdose. I'm immune to caffeine. Um, hardest. Um, including like Eldon Ring. Because then the answer is obvious.

Including Eldon Ring. Ha ha ha. Uh-huh. Um. I'll be honest I was last time before once upon a time I was saying Bloodbond

bit too easy for me and Now you'll fuck by it It's cursed me Yeah It's like I'm really struggling This play through And maybe that's because I'm using

The threaded cane Who knows but it has aura But hardest boss Excluding excluding Eldon Ring I think because then it's just like too easy I would go with any boss from Dark Souls 2 because playing that game is a fucking battle

pick one there has to be a particularly hard one well no it doesn't matter one with an atrocious like run back or something well there is one that's really bad in Dark Souls 2 which um the the fucking white

cats in the you have to run through the consecrated snowfield is the consecrated snow

that's from um elder ring isn't it yeah you have to run through some fucking snow

and these like deer are trying to kill you I've never done it like is that in the DLC yeah crown of the ivory king DLC

yeah it's it's ridiculous like look up the runback I'm trying to find like what this boss is Oh, Ludd and Zalin Boss cats

The Frid Outskirts The Frid Outskirts Yeah, Consecretate Snowfields The Zelda Ring No, look up the run back Look up like a video The Frid Outskirts Like boss run

Yeah Yeah, so first you have to get into a coffin And slide Sledge down the fucking snow hill Man dogs are to his dick That's fucking weird It's a fucking piece of shit It's a fucking piece of shit

game oh you can't see anything I don't know what they were actually thinking and everyone's like oh the DLC in Dark Souls 2 say what you would about the base game but the DLC is peak bro yeah take off your fucking butt plug dude

so it is just like these random like reindeer come and attack you it's like a wasteland how the fuck do you know where to go I don't know until you just find something you find that but then like that's still not it

you gotta go like throw it look how long the runback is and the boss is like it's five minutes it's two cats so it's like a gank boss so you're probably gonna be killed at least once damn that's annoying

awful shit fucking game so yeah Out of the good games, hardest boss is probably, um, uh, the chaos fucking, what's it called? The tree. Yeah, I was thinking a tree. Yeah, awful boss. Just because, like, there's so many elements you just can't control for.

Yeah, yeah, it's trash. It's really bad. And let's round off this episode, this one from Real I Am. Paul Dano Tarantino drama. You've seen about this shit? Yeah. he's just like throwing strays like all over the place somewhere some why yeah why would he go for business he's got some beef with him for some reason making out he's the worst

the worst actor in sag afterer but i don't know what sag after is um it's just like a union isn't it is it i don't know but like why it's the um yeah it's a labor union formed in 2012 by the merger of the Screen Actors Guild I'm the American Federation of Television it represents approximately 170,000 media professionals worldwide and at the very bottom of those 170,000 media professionals

is pulled down there because he sucks according to Quentin Tine interesting yeah because it was him in what's that movie the oil man movie that upset him uh yeah

uh fuck uh broke back mountain yeah Paul Dana and broke back mountain ruined broke back mountain apparently there will be blood there will be blood yeah Quentin says he's like the worst thing in the movie

and is is the reason that the movie isn't number one for him of all time it's crazy I don't know he normally stands out as being good yeah he's um he's got like uh he's got a strange kind of charisma poor dana I think uh huh like uh

who's good in the fab women's um I love him in Ochja 12 years of slave Prisoners Louper Cowboys and aliens How could we forget How could we forget

There will be blood Little Miss Sunshine Sopranos He's in a couple episodes So why don't you Quentin Go and take your feet And put them up my eyes He's in Mr and Mrs Smith

The show Oh really Ha ha ha Ha ha Have you watched that? Yeah. Oh, is it good? I liked it.

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