JAR Media Posdact - sad cat meow in rain
Episode Date: August 11, 2025https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes 00:00 Intro 10:46 Housekeeping 34:22 JAR CBT (Part 2) 43:45 Mystery CBT 52:12 Mid Break 53:15 Question Segment: Thinking Less of Someone Based on their Medi...a Taste 1:07:26 Trailer House Time 1:09:27 Labubu (Spiderverse) 1:13:52 Do you laugh out loud to yourself? 1:14:18 The EC Files 1:15:34 Batman 1:17:11 A Profound Question 1:18:46 Oosi-eye 1:20:19 Power Miners Fans are after Alex 1:22:45 Manbat 1:31:49 The Throwaway JARling 1:40:02 Patron Names #BroCastS4E3
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Get it all out
In a burpy mood today it seems
I think
I think it's time
I think it's time we stop making poo and fart jokes
and pee
Sick? Is sick okay?
No, no more sick
We're nearly 40
What?
We're gonna be 40 soon
We're heading towards 40
and it's not funny anymore.
No, I feel like there's a gap where it stops being funny,
then it starts being funny again.
Yeah.
You know? Then it stops being funny.
When you reach the age where, like, you're actually pooping yourself,
and you can't control it.
Although when we go see pops,
I like to pee off his poo skid marks off his toilet.
I like peeing off poo skid marks anywhere.
It's like a mini game.
Yeah, you get extra points.
Yeah.
be out of the poop
Extra pooints
That's a rock on moment
No we're stopping now
Are we allowed to rock on anymore?
No we're a philosophy podcast now
We start at CBT and now we do philosophy
Just constant philosophers
We've got a couple CBTs to do this very episode
As we get into it
Before we get too deep into that
Good afternoon, morning, evening or night
Ladies and gentlemen
And welcome to episode 302
I'm Alex joined by Daredevil
What's up guys? I'm Daredevil
Daredevil
Daredevil death again
Let Catholicism
Be
Reborn
Finally
I'm a born again Catholic
Nice I'm happy for you brother
I'm not
I'm just straight up normal
do you think Mary
was in the club
this is broadcast season four
episode three
no new seasons for a while
just straight normal
it might be season three forever now
I thought it was season four
did I say you said season three
sorry yeah I just miss speak constantly
which is which is an issue
well it's I understand the mistake
it's season four episode three
Right.
You said season three.
Season three never got an episode four.
No.
Season three never got an episode two?
No.
Season three was probably the best season.
Definitely the most complete, the most like consistent.
Rounded.
Oh.
Yeah.
Rounder than a globe.
Why are planets globes?
Is that a genuine question?
Why can't they be like cubes or like a line?
A line?
Yeah, just like a line.
Do you need that, do you want that question answered?
Just assume, like, hypothetically, that I'm really dumb.
You play Mario Galaxy, and you're like, wait a minute.
Why can't it be like a magnet?
So basically, in the RAM, the random access memory of the universe,
Duff Punk did it?
It struggles to render.
Oh, it's just easier to load a circle.
as opposed to something with like hard edges like a cube.
Yeah.
The surface is like the opposite of computers
because computers like making like cubic things.
Ah, like pixels.
Yeah, pixels.
Whereas in our universe, right, it struggles to render.
What do you think the pixel density of Epstein's list on a PC looks like?
I bet that shit's the crispest.
It doesn't get crisper.
The clearest resolution.
It's in like 16K.
Yeah, the scans.
I love a good scan.
You know what I'm saying?
A fax.
I remember when I did A level photography, there was a scanner challenge for one of the projects.
To make art using the scanner.
Is that your favorite?
It was my favorite.
How did you scan?
What did you scan?
I don't know where it's gone.
I've probably got it somewhere.
had a like replica of a human skull oh yeah i remember the skull i like scanned it or something i
like scan the bottom of it so i had the row of teeth and something edgy like that and i was like you know what
i'm gonna be the new nine inch nails around here oh yeah okay absolutely good for you
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Jim can actually see
Jim can see you the jar dock right now
so Jim can see it
this is what this is what I look at
you know
that's not all
you got the patron names first or second week
of each month
it's like distracting me more the fact
that you can see it
it's like really throwing me off
yeah it's like I'm peeking behind the
the curtain
uh huh
this is like a throwback to
um
What was it called? Corncast, where like that's what was on screen was the doc.
Was it?
Yeah, because I didn't record anything else.
Like...
Wait, what do you mean?
I was so out of it during that period.
Even the gameplay, which I easily, using OBS, could have, like, gotten as high quality.
I got it as, like, the lowest garbage quality.
Oh, so they weren't all...
Why were we in the video games for, like, every single one then?
Um...
Or were we not?
We were for a lot of them, but then it just stopped.
Because we, like, couldn't come up with an awesome...
Because it was such a nightmare coordinating all four of us to have the same game.
I just gave up and was like, okay, we'll just have the dock then.
Honestly, I don't remember any of that.
None of the Corncast era is in my mind's eye.
Oh, some of those are classics.
The original one.
God damn.
The forest, yeah.
Yeah.
The forest is legendary, yeah.
You get your patron names right out on the first or second week of each month.
If you're a debiterer above, that would be attached to this episode.
We actually
Another peek behind the curtain
We recorded that just before starting this
There were some good ones in there
There were some very good ones
There were some fab ones
Some Epstein related ones even
Some might say
Maybe
Supplementary show Jaffter hours
Just on fire baby
I'm very happy with Jaffer hours lately
It's been just like the cherry on top type deal
You know just the
On top of the
the cherry pie slice
you get the cream
and you get that cherry
that's after hours right there
last week we didn't need a sound board
we got your colonias
we did the
we did the watching the lost family guy
pilot
last week that was interesting
and just unintentionally the week before that
we did the new South Park
right before recording this while we're having dinner
we watched episode two of South Park
there's nothing to do with Josh or hours
I didn't record anything to do with it
just want to shut that out for being a little bit funny
just being a little bit funny would recommend
on fire
that's not all there's diary of a farting creeper
me reading this weird Minecraft
book that borderlines on
you know fetish content
Ben Shapiro
Superman review reaction
28 years as they say
Superman as they say I propagate
everything
Agi Cuddle, Will the Farter
Paisley's Chance
Yeah, I'm glad you got that one in there
And many more
It's a huge ass playlist on there
You can check out
As well as the JAR media group chat
A little bit fire
A little bit awesome
Leave your suggestions in there
And we got a couple here
Only two, it wasn't as good as it normally
Is this week, I'm going to be honest
Disappointed
Disappointed in you guys
You got a...
Is that the Red Skull?
Got it up it
Is what the Red Skull?
The guy?
the Australian actor
Oh I see yes
Hugo Weaving
Is what you're referencing at
From the interview
The interview
Yeah not
Was he in that comedy
No not the comedy
The North Korean comedy
The interview
There's a movie I started watching ages ago
Where it's like an Australian movie
And he's just
Is Hugo Australian too
Yeah
Okay
He's Australian
I mean cool
And the like film is him being interrogated by the police
Like the whole film is in the interrogation room
Okay, maybe I've seen that
It's kind of ringing a bell
Shout out to the question
Everything, learn nothing
shirts and mug
People seem to be enjoying that
Um
I think that's it
That's it for housekeeping
I can't take any more
Frankly
I love saying frankly at the moment
Okay, good for you
Sorry I'm feeling a little bit sassy
Today
That's fine
I had a tummy ape last night
Mm, that'll bring out the sass.
Yeah, not the kind of tummy ache that is cured by Rennies.
Um...
Killed by Ria?
I did have Rhea.
I had Rhea today.
Yeah.
Um...
Yeah.
I was at work and...
Oh shit.
I was like...
Hmm.
I know this is gonna be loud.
So I've found the most, like, discreet toilet.
Did you do the layering?
How did you hide it?
What do you mean the layering?
Like, you were...
about the splash or the not no the fart I was worried about well yeah you know
when you're in like an amphitheater when you sit that shit down yeah yeah it's like a megaphone
um and it it was loud and it was kind of funny you know that that at least gives you a bit
of relief when you're like all that tongue problem yeah but by then like my tummy wasn't
painful it was just you know when you can actually feel your like intestines when it's going
Yeah, you can feel it prepping.
Yeah.
Prepping.
Yeah.
Anyway, we don't talk about poo and stuff anymore.
Yeah, we're over that.
Yeah, we're way over that.
We're men now.
I'm mature and boring.
We're men.
We don't talk about poo.
Poor farts.
And especially ones that go,
never those.
Those are banned for sure.
So I've got a couple here from the job media group chat
Can transition us into housekeeping
Baker cake sweet Jamaica trade in treats
Says what are your thoughts on thoughts
Really curious
Head
Really curious head
I think thoughts are fascinating
I think thoughts are very fascinating
I like thinking about other people's thoughts
As far as like what are your thoughts look like
I know what my thoughts look like
but I don't know what your thoughts look like.
Are you even real?
Are you a construct of my thoughts?
What is a thought?
An electronic signal sent from the,
Beep.
How do we think?
Why do we think?
Why?
Yeah.
So we can get the berry and put it in our mouth.
Yeah, but why do we need to think, like a dog doesn't think,
oh, I've been told to sit.
Activate sit, you know?
They just do it.
They hear it and they do it.
You know, they don't need to think, like,
like, I've constantly got the, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the narration.
What's their version of, where, like, they hear sit, and then their brain goes, bing, time to sit.
No.
No.
I don't think thinking is anything.
It is, though, because I'm thinking right now.
My tummy's full of yummy noodles.
Hmm.
Well, I guess you put that one to bed.
Yeah.
This is a philosophy podcast after all.
Yeah.
This is a very philosophical question.
What are your thoughts on thoughts?
Yeah.
I think, yeah, I think thoughts are pointless.
Why, they're good.
They are everything.
Thoughts can ruin your life.
Yeah, yeah.
And thoughts can improve.
your life? No. Thoughts can bring bliss. Thoughts, no, thoughts can only bring pain.
My. Um, think about a, a crying little dog. Yeah, I am. Exactly. Papa screaming.
Mm-hmm. Sad cat meow in rain. See, but now, now all I need to do is distance myself from
sad cat, meow, and rain, and just acknowledge that it's there and be fine with it.
and then start a new thought about how that's not real
and the only thing that's psychotic to not care about sad cat meow and rain
it's not real if I saw it in real life then I would be like yeah but it's happening
somewhere right now yeah I can't concern myself with that I can acknowledge that
it's happening okay so you don't care about sad cats meowing and rain
I don't care within reason there's only so much bandwidth I'm only a little I'm like a
start a non-profit then
sad cats meowing
yeah prove that you care
no but if I did that
I'd only secretly be doing it in order to
push the idea that I care
to boost myself up
exactly so these thoughts you're having
aren't your own
they're Anne Rand's thoughts
all thoughts are Ein Rans
yeah Ien what a shit name
quite difficult to say the name of a fucking
anime corgi
I'm. Loser as.
Well, Gabby of the Boreal Valley says
Thoughts on the new Tyler the creator album, Jim slash
Jim and slash or Alex.
I've got no opinion. I haven't listened to it. Have you?
Yes.
Is it bugger clean or bugger fresh?
I'm going to be honest and this might kind of piss some people off
but I kind of prefer it to chromocopia.
Fair.
Is it shorter?
Much shorter.
I like when
I feel like Tyler's in his element
when he's doing like
like rap music
What was Chromacopia like
More like experimental and
I like what I heard of it
No it's like it's a good ass album
But when I want to
When I want to bump some Tyler
You know this kind of shit is what I'm looking for
Big Po
Big police
Big Po, feet
Ferelle
Feet
Kungu Bander
Big Po
Yeah
Well that's what the song's about
Being Big Po
Really
Does it sample
It samples Jack Black
Singing Kung Fu Fighting
As Bowser
From Mario
Yeah
Peaches, Peaches
Peaches Big Po
Oh, so you like it then, I'm happy for you
Yeah, it's a good, it's a good ass album
I'm listening to it a lot
Between that and
The one I listen to
Yeah
Why can't, why am I blanking on it?
It's called Pooh dash wee dash fart
The Clips album
And the Tyler song on that fucking
Is awesome, P-O-V
Reminded me in my favorite glup shitter
Which one?
You know, the Teno Union Army dude.
That guy?
Yeah.
Rear, re-ro, I'm going to fucking kill you.
Yeah.
That guy is, um...
Yeah, he's a pretty good glit.
What do you give it out of ten?
The album?
Yeah.
I don't fucking know.
Okay, give it an A, B, C, D.
No, I'm not fucking making a tier list.
Why?
Rye?
Rye? Rye, you rask.
Rye?
Because I didn't want to.
Cherry Rye.
Ask me today and I might say an eight.
Ask me tomorrow I might say a nine.
Ask me the next day I might say a seven.
Ask me the following day.
I might say a four.
Oh.
Ask me the following day.
It might be a nine and a half.
I don't know.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Well, let's do some of the comments then.
Okay.
last week's episode round off
those conversations, not Alf.
We don't want Alf in this business.
Skack Newman says Stama has gone
on record saying he often finds himself
edging to Jha, so we'll be lucky
if he survives the BAM wave. Sorry,
if this survives the BAM wave.
True.
Stahmer is in Kee.
Kia? Our guy
Kea.
Let's go. Let's go,
Kier.
Kia, Kia, Kia.
Zachrom Zeke says this might be one of the best titles slash thumbnail combinations on this channel.
You're welcome.
You're absolutely welcome, my guy.
I was very happy with that.
Because I had something else planned.
And then when I was editing through it, I was like, hold on, this is the Gooner episode.
So I just kept it simple, you know?
What now in big text?
That pig from Barnyard?
Yeah, you're loving that pig these days.
Yeah, I am loving that pig these days.
There was another comic wreck for you here from Matt, very cool.
A comic wreck for Jim, since I know he likes the show,
Frank Miller's Daredevil is the greatest comic run I've ever read
and the defining run for the character being the biggest influence on the Netflix show.
Start with the 1993 to 1994 miniseries,
The Man Without Fear.
It's only five issues long and is a retelling of his origin story
if you've read Batman Year 1.
It's basically the exact same thing but for Daredevil.
The main run itself isn't crazy long running from 1980.
to 1983 in issues 168 to 191, but it's responsible for creating a ton of the daredevil mythos.
While Kingpin existed before, he was never a daredevil villain with this run basically defining the modern interpretation of the character.
Also introduces Electra, Stick in the Hand, which was adopted as season two of the show.
After that, Miller returned in 1986 for the story Born Again, Issues 227 to 233, which is by far the most acclaimed daredevil story.
The third season of the Netflix show is heavily based on this story, though season three also incorporates elements from Kevin Smith's Guardian Devil, which I would wholeheartedly not recommend it fucking sucks.
I assume it's not that Kevin Smith.
I actually think the show improves a born-again story, but it's still incredible and worth reading.
This is easily the essential run for the character, but if you like it and want more, other ones I can think of that are worth checking.
A Brian Michaels Bendis's run, early 2000s, Ed Brubaker's run from the late 2000s, Mark Wade's run, 2011's 2014, Charles.
Charles Soles run in 2015 to 2018 and Chip Zardarski's run from 2019 to
2023 bear bear mingers or should I say dare dare dare dare right um we got a dare
devil fan in the building yeah I might need you to maybe later read those out again
so I can write them down a lot of info there yeah I wrote down 1993
1994 the man without fear okay that sounded like an important one but I will get the rest
Start there and unleash.
Yeah.
I'm trying to make a big...
I've got like quite a few now in my notes.
Oh.
And funnily enough,
my copy of Batman year one should...
is meant to arrive today.
Nice.
But it keeps being delayed.
Oh dear.
And I'm getting a bit worried that I'm just not going to get it.
Well, that's a bit scary.
I've been getting through.
the original Spider-Man
like from
you've been going through that
yeah I flicked through the one
it did it's so fucking good
like I love it
charming yeah super charming
um
the amount of like
just Spider-Man stuff
that is like
so baked in from the get-go
just core of core
yeah I assumed it was stuff that like
was they came up
for the movies and stuff but no
No.
Let's go Stanley.
What a genie.
Ard Vark Artichokey says Labubu mentioned.
Yeah.
Nice.
Not nice.
Fucking not cool.
Nice.
I love Labuobu.
Old man diabetes says,
My favorite part is when Paisley scratch is Alex.
That's horrible.
And there were two or three here to do with.
the
act,
the online safety act
which is,
I was listening
to other podcasts
about like other things
and it's like
being brought up
by Americans and whatnot
and they're like
Hey, can you even go
and buy a biscuit
nowadays without getting ID'd?
Do you have a license for that?
You know what I'm saying?
Hmm.
So Super Anxiety 261 says
the nuances of all the censoring hasn't been thought through because that's not the point they don't care
at all about children it's all about control it's never about the children see uh i don't know if that's
entirely true why i'm sure it's partly about control but also i i wonder if that netflix show
about like radicalized kids kind of had something to do with this adolescence yeah it became like
a huge talking point in the country for like they were talking about it on prime
minister's questions and yeah i remember oh i remember yeah that that has an effect so then there's
pressure and if they're like oh we got to do what the people want you know i mean the the the next
comment here will disagree yeah well this one is slightly different from nat kj QJ on the online
safety act labor only happened to be in power when it became law if memory serves to
reason May's cabinet got the ball rolling on this. Of course, Parliament is sovereign and could
decide the laws of gravity tomorrow, if it so chooses, but this act has been worked on across
party lines for several years now. Keir can't risk scrapping the bill because this would anger
many MPs and pressure groups who have been demanding more internet legislation for years.
Their opinions can matter just as much as the public's.
The act is not perfect, but we are one of the first countries in the world to attempt this sort
of thing. If the EU, one of the largest markets in the world, follow suit. This could really
be a blow to the American-led tech market.
Many EU politicians are pushing for more EU-controlled tech companies.
Furthermore, the act is more multifaceted than these age checks with more
thorough protections for women.
Thorough, yeah.
Protections for women against online violence being a good example.
Ofcom regulates this through fines to tech companies.
At the very least, it's shocking to me how many people value their freedom to consume
Guna content over the safety of women who are the major victims.
of porn culture this indirectly creates a hierarchy of civil liberties and most people seem
to choose porn consumption over women's safety.
I think Jamie's absolutely correct when he says this could help stop one more gooner being
born.
Yeah, I feel like this comment has put into words what I was trying to say, much more eloquently
than I could.
But yeah, I do think that is an ignored, really valuable part of this kind of.
of thing. And, like, I'm not saying they've done it right, but, like, I think it should be done
right. In a, like, ideal situation, that's what you'd want, yeah. I feel like that's what everyone
would want, right? Um, would gooners want that? Well, I don't care about the gooners. Frankly,
they're, like, the group that is hurt by this that I don't care about. It's all the other groups.
Okay. Do you not think, like, you know, the famous.
Jordan Peterson tweet like gooners should just be employed to go like hook them up right yeah
like a uh they can be in the matrix what's that uh thing that's talked about where people just
get like paid for existing paid for existing like you don't have to work you're just given
like an allowance type thing the um universal basic ink yeah ubi i ubi how about like universal basic
gooning?
Universal basic come.
Like you sign up, you like go on government website, it like scans your face, you like put a
droplet of blood into your phone and it like documents all of your biological history
or whatever.
And it's like, you get your gooning allowance nowadays.
And because you've already given them your DNA, then you're already approved to all
of the porn sites.
So then you can just crack on.
Get gooning.
You know?
add like an achievement system
Microsoft are down on it now
they're doing that on Xbox now
where like
you've got to approve your age
in order to use certain features
Oh yeah but apparently like
GT6
you're gonna have to like age verify
you're gonna have to like put your ID in
I mean that's fucking stupid
yeah but that's where I more come in
where it's like the implementation
of it is equally as important
right
like if you're just enabling the evil people that do evil things to just be evil like one of the replies to this comment from thongas the train says framing this as a blow to american tech is absurd as many ID verification services are owned by american companies do you want your government ID in browsing history in hands of balantia this act is no good for anybody stop trying to apologize for it already is like they have that all already not like that what yeah the mega corpse or
already have it all.
No, but like right now, it's like British telecom or whoever your
ISP is.
No, but like you're looking at all this shit on Google Chrome.
Like Google has it all.
What the fuck's the difference?
You know, like putting a roadblock up is probably a good thing.
Not this way.
Because as Bacon Chicken 42 says.
Seems to me all this will do is drive traffic to sketch your sites that don't have a
verification absolutely true 100% true um and locked a call says less of a question and more
of a housekeeping as a cyber security professional and privacy advocate the anti-gooning changes are
going to lead to massive issues the third parties that validate ages will get breached and identify
identities will be stolen free VPN usage went up 500% which is almost as bad as they often sell
your data anyway for any jarlings who want to watch their naughty's proton VPN is the only
service I trust that has a free tier. This is not sponsored for the record. If you're willing to
shill out some money, Mulvad is best. I'm also going for a security operations role at a certain
online retailer that you may have, as seen on screened. Can I get good luck from the jar boys,
kind of a cut. What? Good luck, loptical. Yeah, good luck, loptical. As seen on screened.
Right. I'm not sure what he means about that, but um. YouTube. Oh, blood day.
don't know. I don't know what he's talking about. I guess he means pod bean. He's working for
Bobbin. Yes, we got a man on the inside. Nice, thank you. Now we take them down. Nice. I don't know.
Give him an inch, take them all. That's what I say. Freedom for freedom. Let's go freedom. Freedom's
fucking stupid and nobody should have it. That's cringy.
No, you're dumb. No, you're dumb. No, you're fucking stupid for that. Say you don't want freedom. Say you don't want freedom.
No, nobody. What the fuck do you mean? You don't have freedom. Say you don't want freedom.
You don't have freedom.
Don't act like you have freedom.
Freedom is...
Relatively, compared to other countries, I have freedom, yes.
Wrong!
Okay, let's go to Russia and make the cast and see how that goes down.
The cast would be fine as long as we don't talk about Russia.
Yeah.
No, that's not what I'm saying, but freedom's fucking dumb.
If freedom is like the...
Really, this is where you want to...
This is the hill you want to dial?
Oh, I don't want freedom.
I just want...
I'm not saying that, but like for freedom to be a...
A principle that everything else has to revolve around is dumb.
Yeah, not everything, but it's not...
It's also not not important.
No.
It's actually really important.
No, the answer is to feel free.
Yeah.
And I can't goon anymore, so I don't feel free.
Fuck, mate.
Fuck sake.
Why'd you have to go and make the jarcast political?
Why'd you go and have to hate freedom?
Yeah, that's you.
I never said that.
Say you love freedom now.
No, I'm America will get you.
I still hate freedom.
I'm an Ewok.
They've got freedom.
They don't have freedom.
Yeah, because the Imperials came in and took away their freedom for a brief spark until they got together and they took them out.
They decapitated them.
Ewk society is incredibly restrictive.
Why?
They seem like quite a cohesive unit to me.
They're a cohesive unit because they have no freedom.
That's not true at all.
That's entirely true.
That's what George was saying.
There's an interview with George.
They were a stand-in for the Vietnamese.
I rest my case
Case closed
Well, yeah, I don't know what any of that meant
But now it's time for you to daredevil on
Okay, all you anti-freedom people out there rise up
Yeah, with all that freedom you have
Yeah, use your lack of freedom to rage against the machine
Uh-huh
Mm-hmm
Absolutely, absolutely
I hate freedom
Freedom's based
I brought a topic
What
Freedom
Okay
So you're arguing against freedom
I'm arguing for it
Yeah
Okay
Let's do a debate
Sure
How do you feel about freedom
Quite like it
Okay
Valid
But I do need my freedom
License first though
Do you have your freedom license?
I had an email today
Hi
This is British people
It's about that time again
Where we need to check that you don't need a TV license
Are you sure you don't need one?
Email me like once a month
Really?
Like fill out this form
So tell us so that you don't need one
Fucking assholes
No but that's what you want
How the fuck is your dream?
Why is that my dream?
You want them to email you every week
Are you sure you want your freedoms?
What the fuck are you?
Fill out this form to confirm.
That's nothing to do with freedom.
Yeah, it is because I am forced to pay my TV license
if I have to watch whatever is on BBC One.
I don't watch it.
So I don't have to pay my license.
Yeah, that's you exercising your freedom.
Exactly.
I rest my case.
How the fuck is that?
case rusted.
I rest my case, brother.
Okay.
Are you free to fly?
Yeah, if I got my license.
Licenses aren't free, though.
There's a cost to everything, so nothing is free.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
That's not fucking ridiculous.
Huh?
There is.
There is.
Time is money, right?
To do anything cost time, which is money.
Time's a currency of sorts.
Time is money.
Right?
Correct.
So if time equals money and doing something takes time.
Yeah.
Then time costs.
What's the opposite of cost?
Free.
So, everything isn't free.
I rest my case.
Nothing's free, but everything is permitted.
That was like a daredevil in court.
Yeah.
Making his case against freedom.
You'll make me feel like the punisher, though.
Yeah.
Who represents true freedom?
Yeah, kind of.
I should be free to kill all of the minorities.
Um, right.
Daredevil up, because we've got to do CBT.
Oh, okay.
We've got double CBT on the menu.
I hope it's about freedom.
Freedom's edge.
Freedom's getting edge.
You don't even have the freedom to edge anymore.
That's what it's so disgusting.
Okay, I'm bad this situation.
Okay, cool.
right um so if you don't know
CBT stands for
cringe based tough
where we go through
philosophers writers
the people of our time or of
times long forgotten
free thinkers freedom
Bob Dylan symbols of freedom
um
we have a part two
well there's double CBT there wasn't one last week
so I thought let's just double up baby
okay do we have that many to get through
double trouble um
Lowry Morton gave us a list of our own quotes
a couple weeks ago
and she's given us a part two
and I've also prepared my own one
for someone who I'm not going to reveal who they are
and you've got to kind of guess
but first we'll do the jar ones right?
So cringe-based tough jar edition part two
so you've got to guess who it is
and give it a rating
a C, B or a T.
Yep.
Wow, the JAR Media Squad are fucking pussies.
Um, it's pretty tough.
Tough? Who do you think that was?
Uh, James.
That was me.
Really?
That was me, baby.
Okay.
Normally I get you. When it's you, I normally get it.
Hmm. Yeah, these ones a bit more...
Risque.
Hmm. A bit more freedom on the brain.
I got two tickets to the new movie.
Want to come with me? I'll give you a rim job.
Uh, uh, that's pretty cringy.
Hmm. I think it's based.
Okay. Who said it?
Me.
On episode 40.
Okay.
You get in the bath and your butthole is a hole.
So why doesn't the water come all the way up out your mouth?
Based, based.
Based.
Yeah. Who said that?
You.
This was you.
Yes.
Oh my god, I was thinking, I was thinking, like, I've had this thought so many times.
In episode 49.96, that's when you said that.
Hell yeah, okay.
If I had a possession I really cared about and someone stuck loads of stickers on it, I'd probably kill them.
James.
Yeah, James, episode 58.
I'm based. I mean, it's true.
Yeah.
You're almost so not gay that it makes you incredibly gay.
You?
and who said it CBL2 uh it's it's based it's true like it's based yeah
this was me yeah talking about James in episode 65 hmm okay um do anything to my
email and you will fucking regret it you'll be stabbed drowned and left
Tough, obviously
Do anything to my email
Is that the original quote?
That's the original quote, yeah.
Read it again.
Do anything to my email and you'll fucking regret it.
You'll be stabbed, drowned and left.
so tough
yeah that's tough
that's crazy tough
that was um
james obviously
uh old facebook messages
episode 84
man
never trust doctors
or you know
sometimes trust them
they are experts in their field
that's you
yeah that was me
episode 99
uh based
yeah
once I replied to someone
telling them to fuck off and kill themselves
as argue
I mean you
yeah that kind of
boils it in the in the quote
yeah what do you give it though it's pretty cringe
okay that's Alex episode
99.9 what do you give it
I give that based
oh shout out to the person who's doing a spreadsheet
of every single
CBT
oh wow yeah yeah god damn yeah it's getting good
um
I've just did a really small poot
Like tiny, I'm thinking about fishing it out and eating it.
That is cringe.
That's like genuine cringe.
Who do you think said it?
Um, you?
Yeah.
That was me on episode 101.
Um, every single comment upsets me and I sit in my room on a Monday afternoon and just sob.
Based?
You?
That was James.
Really?
Episode 128.
That's funny.
Two left.
For the other one.
Best aspect of jar?
When we record, Alex normally buys dinner.
Worst aspect?
Sometimes when we record, Alex doesn't buy dinner.
Is that James?
No.
That was you.
That was you.
That's tough.
That is really tough.
That is you.
Is it based?
Actually, yeah, that's more based.
Yeah, I think it's based.
That's you, episode 1,28.
And finally, the Beltman Brothers, that only rival to the Tate Brothers.
Wait, read that again.
The Beltman Brothers, the only rival to the tape brothers.
Tough, that's tough.
Hmm.
Who said it?
James.
James said it, episode 313.
Oh no, there are more. Sorry, my bad.
Oh shit.
More.
So this was 2024 predictions.
Oh shit.
Another war, a different one somewhere else, I will say.
Stuff is going to pop off.
No!
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what's this in relation to?
We were just doing, I guess it would have been a 20-23, like, rounding off the
year thing like predict something that's going to happen yeah but i don't know like which wars had
already like kicked off there's so many uh i'll say that's based though yeah like soothsayer type
shit who do you think said it uh read it again another war a different one somewhere else i will
say stuff is going to pop off i feel like that it's me or james i think it's james it was you
episode 359
And it was me or him
Shame about the Coco Pop's monkey
Being on the flight logs
And don't even get me started on Tony the Tiger
That's cute
That's tough, that's best
That's tough and best
That was me on episode 359
If you don't sort your crisp now
It might become crusty
You don't want to be crusty
Oh, that's James
Yeah
Baste though
True
That was from the same episode
359
Cool
Let's create a virus
To annihilate the French language
Make them suffer
James
Yeah
Yeah based
Like a metal gear
Like a language virus
That was James on Sting
Two of four
I'm part of the anti-
touch movement
um
cringe and James
that was you
on sting two of four
yeah
um
I am based like a turkey
based me
that's fucking based
who said it
you
that was you
on sting three or four
I'd eat a pheasant if it had been freshly hit and runned
Based
James
Yeah
That was also on Sting 3 or 4
Two more here
I'm normally doing kegles when I'm not talking
It helps with your bladder and your ability to shoot semen
What the fuck is a kegall
how do you feel um it feels cringe
in my gut yeah i think it's based okay
it's that because you said it yeah
episode 370 okay
and last
the only vitamins you need is lager and some cigarettes
i'm assuming that was me
uh and yeah kind of tough
that was james
really episode 370
what an idiot
okay so I've got 10 quotes now
of someone that isn't us
you don't know who it is
hence the daredevil
are you gonna tell me at the end
yeah or
there is a chance you'll guess
okay the final quote will reveal it
but before we get there you have a chance
yeah right let's do this
most of us continue to survive
because we're convinced that somewhere along the line with grit and determination and perseverance
we will end up in some magical union with somebody it's a fallacy of course but it's a form of
religion you have to believe there is a light that never goes out and it's called hope
fuck uh jesus uh tough that is tough that is tough yeah
know who it is yet yeah yeah don't worry i'll reveal it sing your life any fool can think of words
that rhyme fuck tough god damn this guy is wow uh-huh no and you have no idea yet no cool
it's so easy to laugh so easy to hate it takes strength to be gentle and kind
Hmm
It's tough again
I think that one's based
I'm a stick with tough
I was happy being sad
until I visited an analyst
And now I'm bored with being sad
Progress
Okay based on that one I think
That
Read it again
I was happy being sad
until I visited an analyst
now I'm bored with being sad
progress
I'm stuck between based and cringe
no it's based
yeah
I don't think the so-called
royal family speak for England now
and I don't think England needs them
I do seriously believe that they are
benefits scroungers and nothing else
tough based fucking perfect
oh my god
yeah
Nice, and you still have no idea.
No.
Awesome.
I'm actually 40% Papier-Mashe.
Based.
Pungured bicycle on a hillside desolate.
Will nature make a man of me yet?
Damn. Based. We've all been there.
A boy is stabbed and his money grabbed, and the air hands heavy like a dulling.
wine sorry hangs heavy I think it's supposed to be spelled wrong read it again a boy is
stabbed and his money grabbed and the air hangs heavy like a dulling wine
top mm-hmm penultimate one I decree today that life is simply taking and not
giving England is mine it owes me a living mm based
you ready for the reveal yeah the last quote is the reveal okay admiring me shall we say
is quite a task because if you say you like Morrissey then you have to explain why
no no holy shit he's a poet man he's just an asshole that's crazy uh-huh and there's one I'm not going
to read but I want you to read
um yeah
because that
it's just too edgy for YouTube
mm-hmm
oh my god
how do you feel
about that
I mean
because you hate Morrissey
I don't hate
I mean I like I hate the guy
hmm
you can't deny his power
of the English language that you can't
yeah
The disappointment, like, it washed over you as soon as it was revealed.
No, that's good.
I like that suggestion of to keep it secret is way better,
because then there's like no, it's not weighted anyway, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's interesting.
You have certain, like, presumptions.
Yeah.
Prejudice, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
And pride.
Fuck
I mean it's made me see him in a different light
Really?
Yeah because often when
When I hear his words
It's through his like kind of cringy delivery as well
There is a light that never goes out
I mean it cringy is harsh but like pretentious
Right yeah
I hear what he's saying
He's got like an air of pretension
And that's not necessarily like a
a negative criticism, but that does consume part of the space he exists within.
Yeah, because I think I would have twigged on from that first one,
where it says there is a light that never goes out.
But I'm just a lot more familiar with the Smiths and his stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are these lyrics then?
It was a mixture.
Some are quotes, like the punctured bicycle, a boy is stabbed,
and I decree today those are from Smith's song.
but a bunch of the others
are just random quotes I think
Right
What's your best quote
Like have you ever said something
That you thought
That's actually kind of profound
Um
There's one
I could give maybe
It's something along the lines of
You shouldn't judge somebody
For something they have no control over
Hmm
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
yeah best
yeah
it was something like that I think
yeah
do you have one
um
freedom
is and free
yeah
freedom
I um
I can't get out
just the normal episode
quite
from my head
question everything
yeah
question everything
learn nothing
obviously
like
and it's like I'm sure I have had moments where I was like oh that's actually like an interesting unique thought
but I can't think of it because I don't know I was just so satisfied with with that one quote
A spark of genius
Shakespeare was reborn for just a moment yeah yeah yeah you know how we like for periods of our life
or like at all times or whatever we've like some of us is um like the same atoms that made up
shakespeare right you know we're like constantly exchanging our like proto
particles like the water i'm drinking has like dinosaur in it or something yeah it's got
like dinosaur urine in it it's got um it's got the the triceratops poopoo from
Jurassic Park
within it
and in that moment
a bit of
Shakespeare brain was in my brain
is what I'm saying
and just brought it all together
yeah
Shakespeare bought it home
I feel like to have a quote like
these you have to be
able to be so
genuine you have to be able
to like reveal a
like a tender part of yourself
that
you know
you also need to read a lot of like
Oscar Wild or whatever
you also need to be a total
fucking dick
fucking asshole
yeah
that was good
I guess we'll see after these messages
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It's a dirty Harry, isn't it?
Dirty Harry, yeah.
Yeah.
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What?
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Is there a point at which you think lesser of someone based on their taste in media?
Mm-hmm.
Based on their taste.
Was that a yes?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Explain?
Expound?
If you like stuff like what is a woman.
Right.
Am I racist?
Right, I guess I hadn't considered that, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't think about that line at all.
I was thinking more just like, if you like Thor, love and thunder.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's one thing.
I think, um...
Yeah, when you...
when you let...
I guess there is media.
Like media with horrible
messages.
If you like media
with horrible messages, then I think less of you.
If you like
I don't know,
if you like
the amazing Spider-Man.
You know...
Birth of a nation.
My favorite
movie is birth of a nation.
Yeah, I mean then
yeah, maybe you have a little
look at your morals or whatever yeah i was thinking of more like low-stakes stuff like like the
amazing spider-man leaving out like a fox news or whatever like um yeah yeah um no that stuff's fine
you know yeah that's how i feel about it too yeah if you want to spend your like days
watching like reality television like i don't really care i'm not going to be able to have like
a conversation about media that i want to have necessarily but that's fine
I don't need to with every single person
Everyone has their own
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But also
Some people are hard to have a conversation
With like full stuff
Yeah, true
Who are into that
Like, there's like crossover as what I'm trying to say
Like
I don't know
I also hate that there's
There's an idea with people who just like everything
You know kind of like when you're a kid
And you see any movie and you're like
Just let people enjoy things
Yeah
and it's like
it's just a movie
it's like
shut the fuck up
that's my conclusion too though
as well
but it's also like
I don't like this thing
and it doesn't matter in the same way
for the same reason
that you like it doesn't matter
that I dislike it
and that it's just conversation
it's just
yeah and like vice versa
but
I think
like movies
Movies have so much, like, power.
Uh-huh.
And video games and, like, they...
Like, I think a lot of my, um...
My current, like, beliefs came from exposure through, like, ideas in film.
Uh, yeah, imagine.
And music, I would assume, is a big one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Music's an enormous one.
Yeah.
And, like, when I hear that someone likes Drake, it's like, yeah, I do kind of think less of that.
I mean, like, if somebody's favorite artist is Drake, I think that that's like a replica.
Right.
You know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just kind of filter conversations based on, if I hear a piece of information like that, then it's like,
okay then i probably won't talk about a certain subject with you then i'll probably shift it somewhere
else type thing you know yeah yeah yeah and i i mean to to me that kind of is like
bumping them down a notch you know like we can't connect on a certain level because you don't care
about this in the way that i do right yeah what you're valuing is different yeah yeah yeah and it
Like, I think lesser isn't necessarily fair, but also it kind of is, like, what, for what I value, you know, that's, that's not to say I have the correct value system, but it's my value system.
Because, yeah, I struggle with this as far as, like, gatekeeping, because every single community will have this, right?
Whether it be music fans, movie fans, anything.
artists literally everything has a gatekeepery aspect to it and people all judge or shit
talk like well have you seen the way they draw hands they're like shit at drawing hands you
know what I'm saying like they haven't done they haven't done anatomy yet like you know um I
tend to kind of go back to because I thought I was thinking about this a lot with um we've got a lot
of musical family members, right?
Mm-hmm.
Um,
and I had a conversation over Christmas
about the idea of,
like,
just music software and stuff like that.
And they were coming at it more of an angle where it's like,
yeah, like fake drums and like fake samples that everyone uses.
It's,
I get what they're coming from, for sure.
Like, it's not the same.
It's, uh, like a cheap and worse,
version whereas my perspective is more like i like the idea of a lower barrier to entry so
anyone who has something inside them that they want to get out it gives them an avenue to do that
the same of like the way phones gives everyone a camera the way music software gives you the ability
to like put this stuff together yeah so but i also kind of understand the gatekeepery thing
sometimes where it's like you with drake where i do agree where you're coming from with that
um because there's so many like different angles especially when you're talking about like art
yeah yeah and it there's something so commercial especially about someone like
yeah yeah and that that is a me value thing because i saw a clip of um of 50 cent today and he was
asked the question like who's the goat who's the the best who's the greatest
rapper of all time and he's like well you got to talk about the numbers game you got to talk about
the business right you know because like without it being sold to an audience and it was like that's such
a fucking lame well in that case it's like it is drake then it's Drake it's Drake it's
it's Eminem um he said Eminem off of that um but yeah it would be Drake and it's like but you don't
like assess movies that way in that case it would be Transformers and game end game is the best
ever made then yeah yeah and you're seeing that reflected in the I don't know the last time you
looked at the like the IMDB top 250 which during early internet had quite a varied bunch of
films but with all these event movies coming out over the past couple decades they just like
take the place of like right just for out sheer numbers that's what people are going to be
talking about that's where and it's it's just like a conversational shutdown um the numbers game is
fucking boring
like all it means is that it appeals to the
broadest value yeah it's not an indicator of quality
in my opinion at all
no there can be things about
it they're like like you love Superman for example
that's one of the biggest films of the year
but it's not simple
like you'd still love that movie
if it bombed yeah
you know it's not about the fact that's like
the Furiosa
like yeah yeah yeah that
basically bombed
yeah yeah
It's such a fucking lame way to view that sort of, to view art.
Mm-hmm.
I find it like interesting to talk about statistics,
but not as a measurement of like quality at all.
No.
I find it's interesting, I find it interesting like,
like when you look at Lil Nas X's latest album,
why that hasn't connected.
And no one's talked about it.
He dropped an album?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Like that's interesting.
Yeah.
but like it could be a good album as i haven't listened to it as far as i'm aware but like
that's not been advertised anywhere though well yeah the only reason i knew about it is because
i got like a clickbait video of like little that's her ex has fucking fallen off of these
fucking shit away it's always that kind of but like it's so much of it is um advertising
advertising is so crazy important um like i i wonder if
that's if that's the only reason superman's done better than fantastic four or is on track to do better
then because like the trailers were better oh much better but the fantastic four ones weren't bad
no they weren't bad but i just feel like based off of my usage of like youtube and stuff the
advertising push was crazy for superman it was everywhere it was before before every video on
YouTube, it was Superman.
But there are so many different elements to that, though.
James Gunn's attached.
That's inherently more exciting than, who's the director of Fantastic Four?
I have no idea.
Yeah, exactly.
Have DC watered down their brand with endless TV shows that are linked to it and require
all this investment.
It's like just so many different ways to look at it.
the characters like what they mean what they resemble symbolically i feel like still even with
the state dc is in superman is still probably probably better known than the fantastic four
definitely they've got their own type of stink on them famous character like the last time we
saw them was fan four stick say that again yeah um you know what i'm saying yeah but i do i do think like
exposure is like the main thing
but it's also knowing it
the difference is a lot of the
word of mouth after Fantastic 4 is more like
yeah it's like a good Marvel movie
whereas like Superman was like that was cool man
like that monkey giff is everywhere
everyone's talking about like
squirrel yeah there's like loads of moments
there's a really good word of mouth it's different
yeah and all the like feel good type shit
and the music
yeah no you're right now but one made more money than the other so that
well that's what matters I mean we're glad that we can prove that Superman's
better than Fantastic 4 because then like by that logic then I guess mr.
beast makes the best videos yeah I was thinking about that just the other day
and how much of his videos are like like he's his onboarding is like gambling
because he started that trend didn't he that's like
he just walk up to a stranger and be like
are you sub to me if you're sub to me you could
potentially win like a hundred thousand dollars right now
it's like oh shit if I'm sub to him and he suddenly bumps into me
yeah I might as well subscribe yeah yeah
crazy it's like every single thing is
only about growth
it's only about like the algorithm
An engagement and like, blah, bo bo bo bo yeah.
Yeah, um, yeah, fuck all that.
Numbers are fucking boring.
I like a number or two.
No, I do like number.
Like, I love algebra.
I guess that's more letters.
But it's working out what the numbers are.
Not what they're saying.
What the letters that represent the number and you got to work.
I do find that interesting
Like in the realm of movies
If we're talking media
I like looking at
Budgets and like
If they've connected with the audiences
And why or why they didn't
And all this kind of stuff
But that is like a siloed off conversation
To the actual quality of the movie though
Yeah for sure
Yeah
But also it can be part of the conversation
When it's like a movie that's really good
That does really badly
It's like
What the fuck do people
Yeah, like, why?
One.
Yeah.
Why didn't it connect?
Or when, like, a Minecraft nearly makes a billion.
Or Lilo and Stitch remake that people don't even like.
Makes a billion.
Did it?
Yeah.
It's currently number two.
But like Jurassic World fucking 30.
Nobody likes it, but everyone's seeing it.
That one to me makes more sense, at least.
I feel like globally, I don't care who you are,
big CG monsters just sells.
Yeah, I guess.
You don't like need to think about it.
It's uncontroversial as well, like.
You can easily just like
put yourself into the situation.
Oh, this is scary.
There's a big animal chasing people, you know?
There's nothing you've got to buy into.
Totally just switch your brain off.
Like whatever.
Yeah.
It's good for time poor.
People.
God, it was bad.
Not as bad as the previous one there
No, that one was cool
The Memberberry Collin Trevor one
Yeah, the motorbike one with the giant cockroaches
Or whatever the fuck it was
The locusts war
Yeah
Everyone goes to a Jurassic Park film to see the giant
Locust
You know?
Yeah
It's like the whole selling point
And that, yeah, they brought back
Sam Neal
And all that
Jeff
And Laura Dern
Nah
Yeah, cool stuff, well done
No, not right
I'm clean living baby says
Can Alex have the trailer house
The Edited Suicide Squad edit the next episode
That's funny too
Because that that's Suicide Squad
The 2016 one is a great example
Of what we're just talking about
That's one of the worst blockbusters
Ever like just straight up
Didn't it do really well
It didn't insanely well
The soundtrack like sold gangbusters
They like got all the right people involved
Skrill X on there
Yeah
What's this some kind of
Yeah
They just trash
But everyone saw it
Jared Letters
Joker is there
Yeah
Like an absolute
Like a disaster
Isn't it a film
Where the director was like
David Ayer
Yeah
He was like
There's a good version
Of this film
But
I can't
Something like that
But also the guy
Who did fan four stick
Said the exact same thing
Yeah
But he was like a drunk
come wrecked by the end. Yeah, yeah. And, like, sabotaged it. He was, like, really horrible to, um,
Macello. They did beef, but more so to Rooney Mara, I think her name is. Um, invisible. Because he
really wanted a black actress to be Sue Storm, but, uh, the studio were like, no, we want her
because she's big on house of cards right now. Right. And he took her that frustration on her as an actor
for some reason. Um, yeah, that's nasty. Yeah. Um, I remember there. Um, um, I remember the
trailers though the uh behemian rhapsody trailer and then in the movie proper it was um oh man
what's that what's that emo band with that fucking dude oh my panic at the disco yeah panic at the
disco cover of bohemian rhapsody in the cellar that so ghost um so yeah maybe maybe maybe i can get
them doing that get a trailer going get a youtube short going yeah i'd love that
Um, but also, actually, I'll integrate this one from Kurt Cobrains, who would do cast and have direct a live action Labubu movie.
What we were just saying about Mr. Beast and that gambling psychology thing, that's what LaBubu is too.
Because you can't just buy one unless you like spend extra on eBay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a blind bag.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but we've been doing that shit since Pokemon cards.
Yeah.
You know, it's, you know, it's baked in.
Although I've got to say the um the collectible mini figure line for uh across the spiderverse
they got some good ones it's coming out soon well Lego yeah they got across I just watched
Spiderverse like two nights ago which one the first one oh the original it's okay so you're still
not seeing the sequel no because I wanted to watch the original again um first right yeah okay
and I bought it nice
bought it on amazon awesome fucking film really anything uh anything to update with it
no it's still like it's perfect it's straight a bit it's straight a bit it's straight a bit
like yeah i don't actually um and even the way it integrates into the sequel is cool
a bagel guy
maybe a spot
Kingpin is so sick
yeah
my only issue with it is
at points I find it a bit
like overstimulating
oh yeah I quite like it for that
yeah yeah it's not like a
criticism but like I get a bit overwhelmed
you know
in it can be a good way
it can be a bad way
you know it's just a lot
Also, it looks so good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Genuinely.
Yeah, and it started like a cringy trend, I think.
Well, these movies that, like, rip off the animation style.
I still prefer that than just every animated film, like, going for hyperrealism.
Yeah, definitely.
But...
Because, like, the same studio is just released the trailer for Goat.
It's about, like, a goat that plays basketball.
And that's the goat
Yeah
In Spiderverse art style obviously
But like
It's like they're allowed to have like cool character designs now
And like this like low frame animation stuff
Like I think it's cool
Yeah but like not every movie needs to just be that
No but that's just the Hollywood like
Oh number was big for this one
So we do that
It's not about like the writing or like what made it cool
Or like that, yeah
It's like simplifying it
It's the dumbest way of interpreting it
I just wish like every superhero
Would get an animated movie like that
Yeah, no, because you could really lean into that
Yeah, yeah, yeah
No, I really feel this way
Because that maximalist thing for Spider-Man is perfect
Yeah
But like, can you imagine that for like Batman
Goth, having to be black and white even
Like it's all about like the shadows
The, like, the original, you know the intro to the animated series?
Where it's like the red sky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, extreme style.
That would be so fucking sick.
That was like a noir-ish, like, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Man.
But no, we got to get fucking Ban Afflex for fat tits.
Could have Ezra Miller.
Yeah.
No, I totally feel that way.
I think it, yeah, every single superhero movie should be.
present it would always look better yeah yeah I agree always um be it how do we even get
there um who should direct the Labibu movie Zach Snyder
Lackin hell gray minds great minds when the brown lobooboo like when the brown
laboo like snapped the neck of the green lobooboo and screamed it was just like
And the beige Laboubu puts his hand up saying, don't just leave me.
Yeah.
I know nothing about Labibis I can't add to this.
Bjorni Pizza says,
Alex, when you read through the suggestions here,
are you completely silent or do you laugh out loud to yourself?
Depends if it was funny or not?
Like I didn't want to screenshot your one.
Oh!
Yeah, it depends.
depends brother
um god i didn't even remember
screenshoting this one jake wood 2639 says
with all the concern around the online safety act
linked to surveillance and censorship i think
it's time to push back with the opposite
as such would the jar brothers consider finally declassifying
the EC files also while i'm here can i request some more spain bashing
a friend of mine listens to the cast and he's never been happier
than when he randomly trashed spain in an episode which is odd because he seems
to hate the French a lot more.
Bonus points if Randy Reen's spied or Slim Shady
can respond to, Beber.
Bebe.
When the fuck have we trashed Spain?
I don't remember ever
trash talking Spain.
We've got Spanish auntie,
like her cousins are half Spanish?
Yeah.
And we've been, and like it rocks?
Yeah, I think they do a lot of things right, actually.
Yeah.
They smoke loads.
They smoke loads of cigarettes.
Yeah, they do.
They smoke.
And it's cheap as fuck.
Yeah, it is.
If I go to Spain, I'll start smoking again.
But, like, who's talking about the EC files?
Like, who, who, we're still talking about EC?
Yeah, boring.
Boring, like, the EC died years ago.
EC files.
This is one I did laugh at.
The EC files.
Average Swindon fan says,
What the bloody hell is up, Jha?
Now that Papa Jimbo is big into comics,
wondering if he's heard of Batman a serious house on serious earth I know he loves Arkham Asylum
and it's one of the biggest inspirations for that game good wreck for anyone who's really
into the villains of Batman pretty creepy and spooky rock the blooming night away the
Gotham City Jarlane I looked up some of the art really fucking cool and interesting
that's what I'm saying about the animated thing if it looked like one of those extreme
runs like that one you have I can't remember what I have I have Batman and Arkansas
the comic yeah but like the art and it's like really cool and uh extreme it's awesome and um long
halloween yeah because like bruce tim is one thing i love those that art style
but it's like simple to a certain degree if you could get something that i don't looked as
good as like a spider verse you know or had that a budget that high yeah that would just be
it would be everything i want see that's that's the fucking dc you
that I want truly you know I feel like with a hundred million dollar budget for
each one yeah but I feel like it's so hard like specifically with DC to make
Batman and Superman work together but in when it's animated it's like yeah
whatever yeah yeah you just don't think about it just fits you know but when it's
like a guy who's just meant to be a guy a rich guy and an alien that has
superpowers yeah so much harder so much harder
Um, Fontoji says, Brothers 2, Unsung Hero Jarling here.
If war was on the cards, if flesh was to depart from bone for the sole reason of mortal play,
how would you such malleable little noughties prepare?
Jim, I presume, would pattern Alex, build him up and knock him down in all the right ways.
I can even see him holding off the beast while his sockless twin allows for pleasantries.
Alex is the dandy, of course.
well, fear knows no greater
match, but that's as far as my
theories reach. Please let a dirty
little maggot understand the truth
of his soul-bound cage, bear, bear.
Bear-bucking bear.
Scafo says Jim will hate this.
Wrong.
That was fine.
I got nothing to add, but...
These are some of my favourites when it's like...
What were you going through
when you put those words down?
Yeah.
On the page. You know what I'm saying?
You're a valuable person.
Whoever wrote this.
Fantoji.
Yeah, Fantoji, you're a valuable person.
That phrasing, if war was on the cards.
Yeah.
I love sockless twin.
That's fucking bad.
Allow us for pleasantries.
Yeah.
Fia knows no greater match.
But that's as far as my theory's reach.
So cool.
That's tough.
Dirty little maggot understands the truth of his soul-bound cage.
Soul-bound cage.
So tough.
Hell yeah.
Damn. Yeah, there's nothing to add that's just fire.
Yeah, straight up. Yeah.
I mean, okay, we've got a couple more here.
Usurp noodles says, hello, Pum-Pum lovers.
It's Pum-Pum, by the way, not Pum-Pum.
I've been a listener since around 2017,
and I've always wondered what word Alex and Jim were saying
whenever they said, Ousei or Ucii.
I'm not sure how it's even spelled.
Here's the closest spelling in Japanese I can think of.
And then a bunch of symbols.
In case my English spelling sucks, maybe you can put it into Google translate and use the Japanese text of speech to uncover Uciai.
Sanxu's or Sam Singh.
Kumakuma.
So, yeah, I put here how I would spell it.
O O O-O-S-I-D-E-Y-E, U-C-I.
I feel like that just breaks it down.
I do O-O-O-S-E-Y-E-E, O-C-I, O-C-I.
Well, would that be U-S-A-I?
Yeah, I.
like my one uci i would be a y so uce i hmm oh o s i dash english fucking sucks english has no rules
english is fire for the ex for that exact reason you can just like do what you want kind of
freedom absolute freedom yeah it goes although i am envious of all those like really hyper specific
German words for like
Just like what?
There's like a specific word for like splashing in like a
In water or something like that
But it's like as I don't know
I don't know German
Um
Blue Falcon says the power miners community is coming for you Alex
Um
I did a
On IHG TV I did a tier list of
All the or not all
99 Lego themes
Wow
So a lot of the best ones weren't even in there
There were so many really
Power miners fucking suck though
Who gives the shit about
Compared to rock Raiders
Yeah rock Raiders are it
Rock Raiders are everything
No but like we just mentioned like
Half Spanish cousins
Bring that to them
They're gonna be rocking power miners
Just because of their age
No that's fucking bullshit though
Like power miners ain't shit
Like compare like actually
actually look at the sets.
Yeah.
Look at Rock Raiders, look at Power Miners.
Look at the Rock Monsters.
How much cooler there?
Well, yeah, it doesn't matter how old you are.
Like, we were post Rock Raider, really.
We weren't around for the Rock Raider.
No, yeah, because I was buying it off eBay.
Yeah, and I remember Power Miners coming out, and I was like,
oh, here we go, fresh.
They're doing Rock Raiders again.
And then you see the sets and it's like, nah, you've missed something.
All this green?
It should be brown.
Yeah, the magic's gone.
I need the old guy
A landslide has occurred
Yeah
You know
That game
Yeah that game did a lot of
Ooh
First person made
They've
I've got like
Someone remastered the whole game
Really?
Yeah yeah
Like for free
And you can just play it
Like I've got a copy of it somewhere
Really?
Yeah
Hook a brother out
Yeah
I'm never playing anything
And maybe like
I remember it
ran so badly on our PC it would always crash on like certain levels yeah so it was like
a gamble yeah it was really tense yeah but I'd go through I'd like systematically go
level by level like reinforcing like every single wall yeah so no landslide would
occur yeah like completely terraform like an entire amount those slugs weren't going to
come for me yeah they're sorted you know those were like the hardest guys they were the
toughest to deal with.
The slugs were tough.
Slugs, they, yeah, they were relentless.
And they weren't even in any sets.
Really? They were fresh for the game.
They were fresh for the game.
Damn.
So we got two more.
Ending on one that's like so like, whoa.
It's going to change the tone.
Okay.
But first, Alistair Wood says,
Hey, boys, just chiming in because I had a really fun time being an annoying bastard,
arguing with my wife and close friend about this recently.
and I'd love to hear your takes.
I rewatched the Dark Night for the first time in years, with them,
and I casually mentioned that Batman wasn't a superhero.
My friend was very adamant that he was,
and it sparked a debate about what makes a superhero in the first place.
For me, being a superhero requires having superpowers as a bare minimum,
but there's clearly a grey line that can be drawn depending on who you ask.
I've asked a few other people,
and they all seem to draw their own conclusions thoughts.
Batman's a superhero.
Yeah, he is. I agree. I totally agree.
Iron man's a super hero.
Neither of them have powers
Aside from their
Greater intellect, of course
Yeah, pull up the
Arkham Asylum like character
bio for Batman and check out
his
I'd agree in criminology
No, he's
Yeah, he is, he's a
quintessential superhero. Yeah.
So I disagree. I don't think
they have to have powers. No, I don't think so either.
I think they have to be
larger than life they have to be heroic and like beyond like it just a supreme ideal like a god or like
they're a living symbol kind of yeah well like they resemble something although saying that i i kind of
hate um like because alistair wood has has brought up the dark night i kind of
I kind of hate what Chris Nolan did to Batman.
Why?
I think he had a really negative effect on the character.
I see it more as like a Spider-verse situation,
where he did his own take thing and it was cool.
But it became Batman.
It became like how everyone's...
Because he did, yeah, but remember he fixed it from where it was before,
which was even worse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he was a joke.
It was like an overcorrection.
Because I feel like...
like the whole existence
um and I think this is really cool
I think the
like at the end of the day
the
the like purpose of Superman
is the same as the Batman
like those movies
the late right right yeah yeah like because
like the revelations
uh Batman comes to
at the end of the Batman is like
man I should like
care about people
and like save them yeah and i should be like i should be liked and not this scary like
almost government you know because when when you watch the dark night now the the the
it emanates like 2000s post 9-11 i think that's kind of what makes it cool though yeah i think that's
really cool that that's yeah to look at it like that for sure but in terms of
But the conclusion is that like, but that's like a really cool conflict in that movie, though, with his thing with Morgan Freeman, where he's like, I've got to do this to, because the ends justify the means, but he's like, this is fucked.
Like Morgan Freeman's like, this is like really bad that you're doing this with the conclusion being that he, after he's done it, he like deletes it or whatever.
Yeah, but like it did justify the means.
Yeah.
But that's interesting that that's like part of the film there, isn't it?
yeah it is when you look at it like that but also like what it means is that
Batman did do that and it was for the greater good which like if you see it was a
pro like if you apply that to yeah essentially it's uh it can like those ideals consumed
films of that period but I also think like Batman shouldn't be
Treated like that he shouldn't be treated as something that could exist
Right
You know, I see I guess I see it more as a Chris Nola movie first
Then a Batman thing as opposed to like the sacred idea of what that character should resemble first
Then because I think that's the only one of that trilogy that actually like kind of nails it
I mean, I'm not saying it's a bad film. It's a good fucking film like I could I could
watch it right now and have a great time um it's more like the the it's a movie where like
the more i think about the batman and the themes and what it's trying to say the more i like it
the more i think about the dark night and what it's trying to say the more i dislike it
i think i think the dark night's like a way better movie though
way tighter yeah for sure
way better villain but it's it doesn't make me feel the same way it doesn't um
yeah it doesn't it doesn't resonate me emotionally at all it's it's it's like cold and
emotionless i don't know it's got some like live long long enough to be the villain is
like that's like yeah that's like the tough like and that's from that movie like they came
up with like isn't that crazy yeah yeah no christopher nolan can and his brother yeah they they can
clap out some quotes like really isn't that crazy yeah awesome amazing line yeah and like don't get
me wrong i'm not saying that it's bad but it's it was that step away from like what superheroes
represent to us that's what people wanted i guess at that
time and i think it is and in that time everyone wanted like the edgy version of everything uh-huh
you know give me the edgy version of sonic we want the last airbender like the real m night version
yeah yeah and he strangles and breaks the neck the fuck the fire guy at the end no yeah i went down
a rabbit hole of um my youtube recommended currently is this channel that's like the
original version of bloody bloody you know drastic part three's original plan type thing right
and one of them was what would have happened with the dark night trilogy if heathletcher didn't
pass right that kind of stuff yeah there was apparently some idea for um to face not being a villain
until the third one and like the it would have been joker being in court for the events of the dark
night and that's when the acid attack would have happened type thing right um and so on and so
that couldn't have the whole like plot of the dark night like that's like that is a big part of it's
it's like two thirds in and the the the choice bit yeah yeah well i'm i don't think it was
literally saying like that was going to happen then he's he's ledger passed away it was more like
that was like something that might have happened at something right right right right but then it was
definitely off the cards yeah yeah okay yeah also i i i hate that about um sorry to to go back to
this subject but chris nolan's batman hmm in batman begins razzal ghoul is like
on the tram or whatever and batman batman's like i won't kill you
But I don't have to save you.
I'm out of here.
It's like, you just killed that man.
Yeah.
Like, he's in that circumstance because of you.
And he just straight up kills two-faced.
In the dark night.
Yeah.
Pretty cold.
Yeah.
But that's what real people do.
I fucking hate that.
It's like, no.
That's so anti the character.
I guess you could say in the Batman, like, if he wasn't stopped.
Good scene, no.
When he was, when he was shooting up that,
the steroids or whatever
and he's punching the guy
and the bad man
he might have killed him
but he has a superhero though
yeah yeah
I'm sorry you lose
you lose that one
lose
yeah
Alastair is
absolutely yeah
like he's a superhero
yeah
I didn't even need to
like screenshot this stuff
um
so let's end on this one then
from the throwaway jarling
this is fucked
Just like preparing you for this
Okay
Long time commenter
First time commenter here
Using an alternate account to protect myself
I'm writing this very early in the morning
Because I'm anxious and couldn't sleep
It's related to the topic of family members
Without dated or unusual views
So it's somewhat relevant to recent episodes
No idea if this will get in the thread
Before filming
For additional context
I'm North American
My parents are very traditional
And decided to homeschool me
Growing up because they didn't want me
brainwashed
schooling. But rather than putting in any effort, they just kind of left me on the computer and
told me to study. I faced no consequences in the slightest for not doing school. Most of the
time, I genuinely had no idea where my parents even were. Being a kid in an environment like
that, naturally, I just spent all my time playing video games, watching YouTube, just wasting time.
I never built good habits or learned much about the world. Now I'm 23 years old and have no
job, no driver's license, and no direction in my life. It took me a really long time to develop
social skills of any kind, but I now have a supportive network of friends online, most of whom
know each other in person. And they have concocted a crazy plan to help me move out, live with
them, get a high school equivalency diploma, and finally get my life started. The move is equivalent
in distance to moving from France to Sweden. I'll need to get new IDs and do all sorts of
paperwork and go to the doctor. I'm fully unvaccinated and don't think I've ever had a normal
check up at the doctor's office so the idea of this raises my heart rate quite a bit if I go
through with this I'll be very stressful and will be a bigger change than I ever had in my life
but I'm also excited because I'm finally getting a real opportunity to become my own person
I'll be leaving my dog behind as I'm not able to take him with me which makes me
extremely sad but I know I can't delay my life for that when I finally have some sort
of chance to get on the right track I'm extending thankful to my friends who are offering
this help. I'm not sure what I want out of
an answer, but I wanted to put something out there. I could easily write
10 more paragraphs about this, but I want to keep it
from getting overly long to read, but hearing other people's
stories on the cast has been very inspirational to me and motivated me to go
through with this. I'll post and update later. Thanks for many years of jar, and here's
to many more. Wow.
Brough, that's wild. He's also
describing child abuse.
Yeah.
um just straight up so i'm sorry you have to be in the situation i wouldn't wish this on
anybody because it's really kneecapping your uh your life really very good use of commas for someone
who um didn't go to school what does your gut tell you i mean that's that's impressive
23 years old
in this situation
in North America
considering a big
big change, big move
well I mean
that that would be
the correct decision
for sure
they've had 23 years of this
so they know what this is
presumably
it is sad about the dog that does suck
but
you're going to have to
yeah
I mean
you can't just stay for the dog
like you have your own life too
um
yeah and like
yeah
it's never too late to get started
mm-hmm
yeah I wouldn't worry about that
like 23 is nothing
um
oh my god yeah
but if he's got a network
out there you think can make work yeah and if if you can like truly trust these people but
i still feel like even taking a chance on that and it not working out would still be you still learn
more from that than staying where in whatever situation this is yeah yeah parents are very
traditional and decided to home school yeah you like in the UK you can't do this like you're
not illegal yeah it's illegal to do this um but is that traditional like there's a like a big
homeschooling thing in america um because you know you know how some of them are i mean that's
fucking crazy you know like you can't you can't exist on the fringes of society to that extent
yeah it's like dutch vandalin shit
yeah
it's more extreme than that we do have a version of homeschooling here
but there's like a bunch of like
government bodies you still have to like
you know you still have to do certain exams
you still have to like prove that things are happening
like you couldn't just be ignored like this
yeah that's wild
and I mean
you can like get a job
but
you're just better off
getting some sort of
qualification to begin with
yeah we could do both
get some part-time thing
yeah living with your friends
yeah
make someone work
but
yeah this one definitely caught my
eye
no that must be like so isolating
and scary
yeah it's super unfair that they put you through that
for sure yeah um but this feels like you would be on you're on this trajectory anyway
or you wouldn't have written all these paragraphs you know like you want to do this
or at least seriously thinking about yeah yeah yeah you know yeah but also very well written
I do want to emphasize that
I would quite happily read more
yeah like they said they didn't want
they could write 10 more paragraphs and I would read 10 more
paragraphs yeah write a book
yeah
what an interesting perspective to have
yeah
so don't throw away Jarlane quite yet
yeah
because yeah I feel for your plight
and let us know how you get on
or if there's any more context
we've done that before
we've had multi-part
questions that have gone on
like that one about resentment
recently
stuff like that
so yeah
not to make it too real at the end there
but that's
I don't know there are people going through stuff out there
oh for real
yeah
Any other thoughts on throwaway jowling?
Good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
And stay safe.
Mm-hmm.
I think we did it, bro.
That's all the good ones I wanted to do.
Oaky-dokey.
It's quite a long app, but it happens sometimes.
Some long, some are short.
Sometimes you got to pee, sometimes you got a poop.
Sometimes pee comes out when you poop.
most of the time
yeah
we don't talk about that here anymore
yeah
no more farts
farts aren't funny people
yeah we've grown out of that
yeah
by far
now that we're men
cool
so watch SpongeBob
don't find farts funny
yeah
and we'll see on the next one
he's a fascist
who
Christopher Nolan
oh Chris van O'clock
whatever
Tenet fan five of you
Yeah, I like Tenet. That was a good movie.
Had Batman, isn't it?
Yeah.
Microphone check one, two, mic checker.
I got that blah, that's a blah, da. I prayed on my cool.
I can't listen to him anymore. I can't.
Because it's Spready.
Because the Spready Gips, I can't do it.
Yeah, that did damage his own.
Not that I have anything inherently against that, but the fact that it goes into Spready,
it's just too like, that's all I can think about now.
No, the context of it is like...
I can't remember the context.
All I remember is the spread of gives.
He was like shit-talking this, this, um...
This, this woman he spent a night with.
Oh, really?
And yeah, and she was like, what...
Don't shit-talk me.
Like, I've got photos of you spreading.
Did she leak the actual photo?
No, no, like, nothing.
It was just a threat.
It was just like...
So similar to the Kanye thing.
Remember that?
Oh, with the finger and ass.
Finger and ass bitch.
Do you remember that tweet?
He said that.
The one that he said,
I got an ugly ex in Publut.
I gave her the best years of her life.
Yeah, yeah.
Her.
I'm thinking she was right.
Yeah.
She tweeted,
Oh, what was the,
the phrasing was really funny.
Hashtag fingers and the booty ass bitch.
that's awesome
holy shit
still mad on that
she'll get into your
stinky letter
that's an amazing tweet
yeah wow
are you mad I'm not around
to play in your ass on anymore
finger in the booty
ass bitch
god damn
that's so good
wow
holy shit that's amazing
haven't thought about that in a minute
he needs to read that now
I feel like that
we'll just bring him back down to earth.
I haven't seen anything from him lately.
Good.
He's gone.
Ooh.
Right. Do you want to go first or second?
I'll go first. I think I went second last day.
I want to go first. Okay.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
Right now?
How do you want to do this?
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Benson Booner, nice little gooner.
Sebastian Holkivist.
Oscar the original Truther.
Lego Power Miners are way more better than shitty Rock Raiders.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Bubble Sponny one.
Josh Tenet.
Toby Reed.
James.
Raven 419.
Common underscore Snyder effect.
Ringo Rango.
Sipping on...
Sipping on commemoratine with come I fell in love.
The dude, Walter, for the last time, the dude does not have plot armor.
Walter, I'm telling you, dude.
Innocent weirdo.
Ryan Reynolds's so funny.
Poo-P-Fort.
The sea is all I know.
Venomized Dave Blunt.
S.K.J. Kara. Joe Jackson.
Gerjoeth Basra
Yorn Mower
Zach Nordquist
Jeffrey Alsarraf
Owee Goey Fridays
Evil Green
Rick Rand Rorty
Rue Roller Roth
Rearst Wren
Louis Grail
Killer Crocs, Killer Cock
Koeck
Backfire
Televised underscore Latte
Windar
Riley Cosmia
Ringworm Girl
Big Lips, 10 minute head, no teeth, infected by Johnny Keanu Dinglefingers.
It's only Moz.
Henrik Carlson.
Joseph Anderson Video Game Analysis.
Joseph.
El Nordin.
The other finished darling.
Angle Menaween fan.
Odius.
A real codfish.
Dead Goku Sonic Pool.
Are you username Vapy Rick?
C-17?
Are you?
username Baby Rick 217
Brodo Radins
In I Bobat
Iing I ob
Woo
Nenen Noodles
Some sort of non-descript
Patreon sort of name
Risa Ronaeronga
Rousie I
Roingloy
AJ Symiens
Rutrow Raggy
Rai Rock Riz Rowin Rand
Roll Ruff Ramm
Wow
Wow
I guess it's my turn, huh?
Yeah, good stuff, good stuff.
Thank you, well.
Right, big thanks to
Given Ginn's
Hoon College.
Welcome to Mythbusters.
Can you milk a marmot?
Sloankee.
Sure, here's a summary of the Jail Media Podcast.
Chal Media Podcast is a British comedy
and discussion.
Show hosted by Alex Jim and
Hortgirl Booty Spider-Man.
Foof, does this trolley take us to Charlie?
Reverwrought it
Rundran, Riz.
Yeah, Rom, Ro.
Dill, Dill, Dill, Dill, Dill, Dill.
Name so sick, you say it's six.
Zodiac Ratman.
Renomized Robby's rhinocologist.
The Rother Raytrians, I rubb, ramroy, Ron.
I'm so glad this is still going.
It's stuck.
Woke Derrick.
Mr. Neiburn.
Hi, guys.
I'm a bit behind on the podcast.
That Fent made me a time traveler just backwards.
Big Boreb.
Slip Lunge, 1997.
Camara.
Pit Pop Boy in the Kino Loy.
In the Dimension.
Magic Conchelle, you mean like this?
Oh, lo, lull, lo, lo, cyberwire sketch.
Lowry Morton, James Rousel.
Autumn loves Effie, I be smooching her hard.
Bebo, Bev for short.
Weekly Voyager.com
Rilon Rusk, Rizzar Ruck.
Humorous novel man.
Narbro the human cigarette.
Kid cannabis.
Now I am become bas, destroyer of hard.
Tybop.
Frizzco.
Vin Diesel is the best beetle.
Don't at me.
Baby Rick's pediatrician.
Jay Joy June Jime Trash
Jass Juck
Jans Jai Jor Joks
Jair Jai Jav Jososos
Jeff Jzos Jizos Jor Jams Jamsing
I'm Jockey
I am chicken jockey
Murder Wallace
Seafood
Who's on what or something
Ha ha Alex get behind me
War begins
Pair Bond Baby Yoda Baby Group
Baby James's dad
Bon Pair Paper Yoda
Paper Group
paper James's dad, aka son of baby James.
Horse meat and rubber meat and roach meat and chud meat and baby Yoda meat and man meat sausage yamo.
Quetzal quatis notherapy, bollet gullet. Pussy grips is online.
If you just let up, get up and teach them instead of handing them a freaking packet yo, there's kids in here who won't learn like that.
My name Jeff.
I've never spoken to guru, but I know he hates you.
Cabab level clinker.
Number one, ever grace fan.
Alexa, cancel Patreon subscription
Apples are nice
Sishin
Finn afters
Oh by the way
I forgot to mention it at the beginning
But Trump gave us the Epstein list
And that's what we're reading
I remember you was conflicted
Misusing your fleshlight
Sometimes they did the same
Abusing my sex toy
Full of sperm sperm
Sperm that
Scribble
Bing Bing Wahoo
I like to boo
Splink
Barnyard Ben
Levy
Around the slugs
Abell create
Dr Dlaxo Shibangu
Neotia
Resident Evil
so resident even Jelian scholar
Dobby the house mill
Zell mentally
Illipino Jarling
Buz biz I'm a bee
Bus busy little bitch bees
Oinoy boy Roy
My coy is not a toy
Venomized Rico Dave Brian
Rower ready
Rind ricks
Rontar Rourke Rona Raira
Unwashed Reptile
Moonlight Lagoon 22
Simsy
I promise you a thousand year goon sesh
guided by compassion
faping and clapping it's happening lapping up sap that i've splat on the mat and the substance is masculine
Travis king several gay rats in a trench coat Emilio borgiano
jarling who pays 9,250 tuition for youtube lectures lull idiot aka may
the trail we banana grant Connor slimey ball you know I always thought normality was kind of
ridiculous so I wrote a podcast about it and it goes a little something like
the jolking jarling sketch screen aviemunt Matt edge world's biggest biggest
Kino Loi fan, Callum J. Quick,
Gebby of the Boreal Valley,
Gangster Satellites Cooler Older Brother,
Tonyos Welt, Daniel Champion,
Ernest Shackleton of the Ox's Lips,
venomized slurms McKenzie,
the original party worm, Remy Ram Ram Ram Rossell,
Salad, 497, Only Shallow,
Jarling, Jarling Binks, Harriet Broadly,
only Jarling, who lives at coordinates
3.3.460-170.
Quick, Quizley Bears' best quiz team
on Skib Orden Nabsies.
Tom Baranick
Ringo's star
wanks on all fours
The input
Brick era ends
A new era begins now
The special moment when
Wankers descends from the shelf
And enters your PS5
Allowing you to immerse yourself
And de plant game
Juicy delicious
Did Jajabinks condemn
The Gorman Front
The one they call us slash
JAR Media
Thomas Martin Biscuit
Dream Offel 2142
Melvin Melvin
Brother of the Joker
Misa Misa
Wana Wonga
Shane Kaiser
Rutrow Raggy
Rai Rew Raring Realmers Ranties
Acolyte
Smoking that Paul McCart
Forcing the Polycule to watch
Chalk
Penn Island XDD
Danny G the dog peeler
Bake a cake sweet
Jamaica trade in treats on the beach
Make her skeet till her farts meet
Can it be stayed
Way too long
Masato
Katzeragi listening to Crazy Goblins
Burger Adam Johnston
Tomuis
Charlie Milk is the
Best Charlie, Albury's Charlie, Super Crunchers,
Joel Stewart, Big Whoops,
Gremblow, Couta Panda,
Lacey Ties,
lucidine Asian anal queen,
The Poo Man,
Lewis Gleister,
and thank you, everyone.
That was every name on the Epstein list.
Wow, what a good play.
Yeah, those guys teamed up.
That was a legitness of sorts.
That was awesome. That was a goody.
Oh, bloody fuck.
Oh, God!
Yeah.
