JAR Media Posdact - SEAL The Deal - JARCast Episode 290

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro Ramble 10:13 James on Google 12:49 UK Phub Demos 15:01 Titlefight 18:06 Alex's New Tick 22:37 Jim Changed His Joker Thoughts 29:06 Talking About Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power 43:55 Halo Infinite Is Cracking At The Seams 1:02:48 Sitting Down To Ure 1:10:21 Mid Break 1:11:52 Pittakionophobia 1:13:27 The IHE/JAR Cinematic Universe 1:16:51 Talking About Sam Hyde 1:20:38 Garden Hose Clearage 1:22:01 James Teachers Us How To Bait 1:36:30 Current YouTube Landscape 1:42:19 Touchscreens in Cars 1:51:28 Patron Segment

I actually conditioned it. You look like Peter Parker. My name's Peter. Is that the original Peter Parker or the cringy Tom Holland one? Tom Smolland, Moly. How do you feel about the new character model for Spider-Man? That's weird. Don't like it.

The old one was better. He looked like an adult shit, you know? Now he just looks like a shit. Yeah, it was. individuals for the game. So it's that old interpretation instead of making it

like a Tom Holland baby shit not fan. Yeah, I don't know what like what age he's meant to be now because he looks like he could be anywhere

between like 14 and 25. He's got a very kind of attackable face. Yeah, he looks he doesn't look like someone who would have been a dork at school.

What would he have been? Just, yeah, just like a, up-boy, like, pretty boy, shit, yeah, sort of up-boy-ib. Not a fucking loser, they should be a loser in the IT room. That's what a Spider-Man should be. They should be watching hentai in the library. Yeah, that's what Spider-Man should be. Shit, does, did Spider-Man pick his nose and eat it?

Absolutely. Yeah. He does it, but nobody sees because he's so embarrassed about doing it. Yeah, he swings like the top of, um, yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah. My webs are tingling If you were Spider-Man

Would you pick your nose and eat it? 100% Yeah, you could have true privacy You could kind of Imagine Doc Ock and how he can pick his nose Well, probably wouldn't be precise enough To be honest Oh, it's precise

Doc Ock picks his ass He picks everything with those arms You know, there's a run where Doc Ock becomes Spider-Man Pretty cool, pretty good run Well, it makes sense because what's got eight legs spiders

no like he literally puts his conscience into Spider-Man he puts his like he puts his like Oh right into Spider-Man's body Yeah Oh Pretty cool

To be honest I think Doc Ock would personally beat Thanos in a fight Yeah he would How many hands does Thanos have Depends on which rum we're talking about Yeah So do you think

Do you think they're going to bring Robert Downey Jr. back? He's going to sell his CG rights. I generally think he's going to be back in the MCU in the next two to three years simply because they need to bring up height

for whatever phase and epic Do you want about 50 quid on it? No. You could potentially even the odds. You could even out. No, because if you think of this and then you wouldn't owe me 50. Marvel will have hit their huge peak

with Endgame and Infinity War and they're trying to build up that type of great epic again with Kang and whatnot. But you're not going to hit that same epic without actors like Robert Downo Jr. And who's Kang? He's Thanos 2? Yeah, Thanos 2. Get with the

Times. What? The next big villain is Kang. He was introduced in Loki. Hello? Oh, the time guy? Yes. Okay. And it's like, no, who at Out of the current MCU Woster, who actually cares about any of them?

X-Men. That's like the only thing they've got. Because Sheehold looks atrocious. Is Obi-1 going to be in the next round? Yeah. I think Troy Baker's character from Fortnite's going to show up soon. He's the main guy. Yeah, he'll be leading it.

They should buy DC. Marvel should buy DC and have Batman. man in the Avengers. He should be like the cringy Ben Affleck Batman. No, it'll be, um, they'll get Christian Bell back. He does it.

He's already in the MCU. He's in Knick off and Thor back. Yeah, but he's got all, why do you think they've had all his face all done up? True. Because they couldn't have actual Christian Bell.

Uh-huh. How long till your favorite actors in Marvel? Good question. Daniel Daylois is Thanos' sister I don't even actually think I have a favourite actor Vin Diesel

No, I don't think I actually have a favourite actor I don't watch enough movies to have like a favourite I just like a lot of actors But maybe Who's your favourite actor, Alex? Probably like Kevin Hart I like Will Ferrell I hate both of you

Why can't we have a fucking serious conversation for once Honestly Everything's a meme Everything's a joke You're just scared to actually show your personality It's like secondly school I show my personality Yeah I did and I got bullied for it

My personality is Dark Souls That's it Mine is Being really annoying That's my personality run boy run Alex's

personality is loving Wood kid I inspired Wood kid board all the running I do run boy run I'm in the Olympics Run Sprint boy sprint Jump boy jump

No Wood kid is the reason I've now come to their realization that if you want a financially successful song slash album write a couple songs about like running away from something or like escaping something

and have the words run or revolution in there revolution absolutely and you'll get your revolution I suppose yeah because then every like trailer that like vaguely can apply it's going to use it okay come let's make the new

let's make a song for the new Marvel movie that's about fours um oneing from well let's compose Kang's main theme okay we oppose Kang's main theme run run revolution's coming

run run run revolution run run revolution run run the revolution that's that's the money

machine the can can you run from can you dig it can you run from the revolution hey g man

can I grip a see what that's a little um that if anybody gets it they win a winning um euro millions ticket

euro millions ticket yeah When you're going to get that ticket, we don't know, when we win? Yeah, we got to win it first. Hmm. Interesting concept. That can be the gimmick. Nah, nah. Nah.

What's the... I'm Marvel's a Mo Doc. Remember that one? Huh? I'm Marvel. James? I'm Murdoch. I sit in a chair and my fucking head is swollen. Isn't that the Green Lantern villain? Modok?

The big head guy? No, the big head guy's Marvel. Isn't it James? Yeah. Oh, is he the one who's like head is his body? Yeah, and he sits in a chair and goes, I am Modoc. Yeah, he's in the Avengers game. Yeah. I loaded up that Avengers game to get a brief bit of footage.

and it has the most, it's like the worst onboarding I've ever seen in a video game. Like, you don't just get to like start the campaign new. It like plays a five minute montage of like everything that happens in the game and then just starts showing DLC like adverts. So it like ruins the game before you've even gone on it. It's like, it's actually appalling. I couldn't believe it. That is really stupid.

Adverts for DLC in the game, lame. Yeah. Live services are sick. Life services are based. We all play live services though, so we can't like wag on them when we're like addicted to them. We all do. We all play Apex. Not live service. Apex is a life service.

It's an MML RPG. Okay, true. Sorry, my definition has got muddled up. only there is only a small handful of live services that deserve the name all the others are undead services like okay some examples destiny destiny to be honest i don't think apex or cod are live services because like the old like definition of live service was like a world of warcraft where you're paying a monthly subscription to a live service live service is um frequent regular updates and content that's changing consistently. And Apex is that.

Apex is that, like, modern definition, yeah. I just remember, like, the old school days, like MMO's being like, oh, you're one of those guys. One of those guys or girls who loves World of Warcraft or Dark Orbit. Doorbit. Doorbit. I'm a doorbit myself. I play Norbit. How's James today?

You know what? Um, kind of good. Um, it's been really tough recently, been really pissed about Google, of all things. Google has not been my friend. Hmm. And this comes back to the whole website thing I've talked. I've been wanting to mention this for a while, but this has to do with the whole grind set, like, thing that's pushed on social media constantly and how it's like, you know, you should be on your, your second grind, you should be, working your own business in the background. And that's a load of shit, because every business depends entirely on searching.

engine optimization and in some areas you simply can't do that you can't beat like the big huge companies that have like existed for like 20 plus years i think it's a load of shit because i found out recently that my website 27 of the 30 pages were just not even indexed why not? don't know it really annoyed me and i was like i was constantly thinking of how how do i fix this how do i do it you know what really annoying maybe switch to duck duck go no i should have used go daddy go father who's go father it's the new search engine by

jar yeah the go father it's like a play on words you go farther by going to go father oh yeah you go further yeah but you say go farther go farther go further on go father

mm-hmm and what we do is you basically copy and paste Google coding and the logo can be like the Ask Jeeves guy But he's older and like cooler Yeah

He's more wisdom He's got dad bod He's like in a mech or something Yeah he's in a mech with major biceps Mech biceps Yeah biceps and mack biceps Yeah and when you load up the website It's like a really cool animation

And he goes who's your father But it opens the mec The mech like transforms and then you get your result the father index he just organizes all the fathers in your local area can only search by fathers so I imagine it's gonna be a big hit one

like porn sites then the results will just be porn then weren't they? Why? Why is there... Dillf porn Go father the results all gonna be just... Do you watch Delf porn? Every day Like Dillf Porn in Wiltshire is starting to outgrow What was it was yeah we saw like a chart recently of the biggest porn categories in the UK

right? Yeah I put it in the group chat South West what was the West it was like um ah what was it and Scotland was pegging Scotland was pegging Was that real? I assumed it was fake It was real Lungen is Turkish, Midlands is Indian.

Yeah, I thought that was on West. Yeah, West Midlands. Yeah, where we are. No, we're south-west. We're not West Midlands. But on the map, it wasn't... Yeah, if you look at the map, but we were... We were in the West area.

No, we weren't. We absolutely were not. We were. Yes, we were. We'll get it up then. Okay, I'm going to get it up. Because I don't... We were not West Midlands.

We were on that map. We literally... We're in the West Midlands. We're like directly... west of London. No, we're South West, which was Gloryhole. No, no, that was way down there.

Yeah, South West is there. We are like there. Because that's Bristol area there. So yeah, South West was Gloryhole. West Midlands was Indian. East Midlands was BBW. East of England, Joy. Greater London, Turkish.

Southeast Pov. Wales. ASMR. Yorkshire and Humber. Milf. North-wash chubby, north-east chav, Scotland pegging, and Norval Island was mature. I was surprised by how much like BBW and stuff there was on her. Big beautiful women.

Because you know typically your porn star is like... Not BBW, you know? I guess. The porn stars typically conformed to the beauty standards of the time. which is obviously like Instagram driven though but yeah all of Scotland watching pegging damn

but ASMR in Wales that's weird you should move out there no I need to live in Scotland and Wales pegging AASM can you guys give me opinions on like I've like over the episodes

over the months I've been like keeping possible titles for episodes kind of written down. Can you give me your opinions on them? Is you talk about things mainly I've said? It seems like I'm the title machine here because I just say things that don't actually make any sense.

What do you think about seal the deal? Don't like it. I'm okay with it. That's one that would require a thumbnail, an appropriate thumbnail. And I think it'd have to be a very special app that is actually kind of unique. Yes.

what about mullet warfare you guys would have to get mullets we'd have to we'd have to talk about call of duty a lot yeah maybe when modern warfare two yeah when modern warfare two comes out

and we literally spend 14 minutes talking about how great it is and how time so you guys have mullets at the same time what about this one inherently linked great that's a nice one I like that

but it has to link I'm sure that's a direct quote a lot of these are what about little mama in charge I love little. Little Mama in charge is not cool. You can have a run.

You can have a run of little Mama in charge. No. Who's the Little Mama in charge? Or like, Little Mama discharged. And Lil Mama Recharged. Little Mama's discharged.

Yeah. Little Mama at large. We've talked about this before. Yeah, recharge. Yeah, Lil Mama recharged. There's, like, you can have a run of little mamas. Pooled into Iris.

Lame. cloud of sound like that's a good one obsessive compulsive order that one is good peaceful guys mm no i don't know that one gang orangutan that's our that's gonna be our the name of our vlog series going to zoos chicken woman That's a good one. Chicken women, sorry. I prefer chicken woman. Bagatti Loy.

No. What's wrong with Bagatti Loy? You look conflicted on that one. James? James does. Yeah. Vagasy Loy. Depends on the video and thumbnail for that one.

The Boomer Divide. That'll be video only talking about the the uh... that's like politically charged no it's the it's the video about the lonesome road in d rc for four nine in Vegas okay checkmate intelligence best best best title yog's job yeah and finally oil-powered bees i like oil-powered bees talk about oil-powered bees I've been going way too much

No, it's your next like tick That you think is funny That won't be funny until you've Whatever happened to Pisha Fiche? That one's like the Thanos of Jaha Yeah, that's what we're building To be it's Pish of Fis

Bha Pish Bha That's Like an awesome Wait, wait Can we like role play an instance Where you'd go Blah

Are we really going to roll-play Alex's life outside a jar? Yeah, go on. Put me in an instance. Jim, would you like like a Sami's... No, I had Sammy's last night, thanks. Can we have something else maybe? Alex, what do you fancy? Yeah.

I don't think the jarlings or viewers understand how kind of frustrating it is outside of jar when you were like test... We're just a testing ground for your weird next thing. Because you don't share it with us at first. When we were setting up the cast, I came up with an awesome song that you had quite a reaction to, but I've forgotten it now. Well, yeah, this is the thing, this is, Alex and I, I think, are musically gifted. Born to be, like, superstar, like musicians.

Yeah, like, like, maybe Beethoven or next Beethoven or Mozart. It's like, if we generally lock you in a room, like a lot of great artists before us, if you just lock yourself in a room, you end up making a masterpiece. Yeah. And I swear if we lock you in a womb, we'll have like this masterpiece that's so far ahead of the curve musically that the roots of your creation would only start to pop up in like 10, 20 years. That's how far ahead you are in terms of like your knowledge. Yeah, you know what? I'm not going to disagree with you. And I still, I still toss and turn at night trying to remember the John Travolta song. The John Travolta song was the best. That was going to, this is going to piss him off. the best thing that's it's far greater than anything he's made on man man boy boy man i don't know what you're talking about that's the worst part because i think it was in like you went to go and do a poo and we were just doing it non-stop and always do just the john travolta

song was created in this instance of liminal time i don't actually i can't even remember a beat i can't even remember how we said it all i know is that john travolta was the subject matter of it was the only lyric yeah and it was really good It was like the It was hooked it instantly Just as soon as you heard it You're just you're in And I have no idea

I can't remember I'd say it's equivalent to that James's dad's song James' dad is Yeah But no but the thing is I'm pretty sure We used an underworld song

Is the bass for the John Travolta song I'm pretty sure that's what we used I don't think there was a base I think it was silence and just singing John Travolta it's like it's like it is in our brains we know it's in our brains

it was way back the era of Adelaidezim it's like it's in there we need to do some insane fucking hallucinic drugs until we unlock that that memory of the John Travolta the crystalline elves need to communicate

it to you yeah no but I still had like a cowboy flicked it as all. Cowboy tin. They just had a bit of it every genre. What's that noise you keep making? Bleu.

Why do you think you're doing it too much? Um, because I'm starting to think I'm actually turning into a real vampire. I wouldn't have used that word, but sure. That word. What a vampire?

Yeah. I don't think you're turning into a vampire for saying, bleh. Oosie, I suck your blood. Blah. Thoughts? Yeah? Why does, how come in the

the scene where the Joker shoots John Travolta or whatever, he's like, someday we're just going to go Werewolf and go wild? It's a really lame line. Then he goes, Oh! Personally, I thought that was kind of cool.

It's cool to go where? It's just really weird to me. I saw a bit of that movie again recently. And I think I like it a lot less. Have memes ruined it for you? No, I think like it's actually really a bad idea. What, the really serious Joker movie? It's a movie that, no matter how you look at it,

it makes you empathize with a movie. terrible terrible person a character that's designed to resemble being nasty and it makes you like see his perspective and instead of being like this guy is just like plain evil it's like oh no he's he's a neglected soul he's he's just a victim isn't it supposed to be like a like a comment on mental health and stuff like that It's been a while since I've seen it. I never vived with it. I always got really bad vibes on it because it felt horrible.

But because if something makes you feel horrible, that's it kind of working, though. Yeah. Yeah. No, in those aspects, it's just the fact that it uses the Joker. If it was separate from the Joker, I think it would work a lot better. But because it's the Joker and it's something people like in print. It's like pop culture. to the max.

I've seen an obscene amount of like Joker tattoos yeah lately I saw someone with the the Jared Leto smile on his hand really

yeah well there's in our town there's the Joker van it's like a Renaissance painting but with the Joker I think it's the worst thing ever having genuine anime tits on your car

is more respectable than your stupid fucking Joker van I hate that Joker van so much I don't I would like it if it was done properly A white van with Heath Ledger's Joker's face on it It doesn't look good It's not just he's not done problem

It's not done properly It is but it's like Iconography that is you're like You're paying tribute to a character That stands for nothing We stands for anarchy Yeah which is nothing Well it's supposed it's like counterculture

But you're not counterculture If you're driving on in a VW Transport and like what's counterculture about that. But an anarchy is like nothing. What do you mean it's like nothing? It is something. It's, it's, it's standing for nothing.

The idea, if I'm like, I'm an anarchist, I stand for anarchy. It's like, but that just means like nothing. It means no, it's chaos, right? It's absolutely chaos. If you just left shit to, to, to, It's Mad Max. Yeah. Well, saying that, I stand for anarchy.

I do too. Imagine being able to drift all the time. That'll be incredible. I'm an anarchist, and you should join the cause. But to stand against something is lamer than standing for something that might be against... The thing.

the status quo you think yeah to just say like oh i'm i'm just against you can just cop out to be like i'm just against i'm against society it's like okay what what's like what are you for then do you know what i mean so go into the woods like the unabomber yeah yeah i'm yeah the Unabomber. There were going to be all these Joker colonies over the next few decades. You're more of a Joker or Harley.

But it's like the most popular movies are like Iron Man and the Avengers and shit. But then one one like Joker movie comes out and everyone's getting Joker tattoos and Joker cards and do you think more people

have Joker or Captain Marvel on them? Like tattoos? Yes. Or on cars. Both. I don't think there's a single Captain Marvel car.

Okay, let me say someone less niche. Kingo from Eternals. Mm. Should I get a Kingo tattoo? Like a huge, like on your back. Yeah. Who's Kingo? Camille.

Oh, okay. There's also, you wouldn't want to get Sprite. That would be kind of creepy. Gilgamesh? No, I'd get a course. Echris, yeah. Yeah. Because then I could have

Heiquist and then the character plays in Game of Thrones as well and they're like on each side of my back. They could be like battling. Yeah. Yeah. Face to face, like BVS. And then I've drawn to know

on the back and when they're in between the two. He's also the Black Knight. Movies are awesome. Movies. Can we do housekeeping? Do you know what movie I don't want to watch? The Black Knight? He, he, he.

now let's do some housekeeping really okay fuck it then no I was just like really no we can we can do housekeeping or um I actually did have some topics

I wanted to talk about okay fuck housekeeping then okay okay sorry don't keep me then okay I'll leave even though there were some some kind of good ones but whatever

oh well go do housekeeping if you want no no we've already decided no gym decided that wasn't a good vote I'm genuine you just seem quite eager to do these topics. Yeah, I actually had like

a, I prepare. I'm, I'm not anarchy unlike you two. Yeah, you're more Two-Face. You know? Yeah. He's a planner. He's a schemer. Um, but I got to say fuck housekeeping then. Dian. Save the house. He's taking a stance against the status. You're making me

become one of you anarchists over there. Good. Join the cause, brother. But I will use a comment to shift into something I want to mention. Jonathan SVG 11 says this. Thoughts on the Rings of Power, reaction. By the time of this episode, it will have released. I've remained cautiously optimistic through all of the promotional material,

and I'm happy to see positive social media reactions. The discourse surrounding the show has been insane. Maybe even more crazy than The Last Jedi. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves. it seems geek culture has become dogmatic and frenzied almost to a political or religious degree these days yes

um okay is this housekeeping on your topic this is my topic I said fuck housekeeping I put it in the trash so I've been looking at a lot of this law-doing stuff online I've been keeping up to it on Twitter

and whatnot and I kind of don't see where people have a problem it just seems to be a lot more like nerd rage that they are making something new from the IP than it is genuine issue with it?

How much of the discourse is about like black characters being in? This is kind of what I guess the comments is getting out with the dogmatic thing where it's like it's getting review bombed people like marmite it and are like this is a fucking amazing

or this is just just, I'm puking five minutes in. And it's like, I posted a screenshot of the review bombing on IMDB on my Twitter. It's like a perfect curve almost. Yeah, it's just everyone either giving it a 10 or a 1. It's like,

well, come on. Be real. Yeah. People don't give shit a chance. No, what I have seen is a lot of people like, oh, this is the thing that might prevent Amazon from making more TV shows in the streaming world.

Don't watch it. Don't hate watch it. Don't do it. Don't let Amazon take over the streaming industry. It's a bit late for that one. I've seen both episodes. Really? Yeah. I didn't even know it was out. Yeah, the first two episodes out. I think they're like, I can't remember if there are eight or ten episodes to the first season. Five seasons confirmed, I think. Jesus.

What's your thoughts? I don't understand how they do that. It's like they haven't even... It's a big car up before the horse, isn't it? Yeah. That's the idea of a pilot. Like, you have an episode. If people like it, then you make more.

Yeah. I'll say some of the things I kind of liked. Um, it is, like, obviously really expensive. It's really expensive looking. That's not, like, inherently good on its own. But does it look like a TV show? Um, it's... It could easily pass as a movie.

Okay. I would say. the orcs they're not like hobbit cg anymore they're like practical i like that cool the music is by bear mccreary oh he did um he did like god of war um it's okay uh it's way more it's way more like peter jacksony than i thought it was gone i thought they were going to try and like really separate themselves from those movies but it seems like it's more it more kind of wants to sit in the similar space. The first two episodes are directed by the same guy who directed

the second Jurassic World. He also did, like, I think he did that horror movie, The Orphanage. He's done some okay stuff. Okay. But it's also like, of course you've got to treat Tolkien with like a certain reverence right but it also seems at the same time it's like what actually like is the story um like saying the five season thing it's like that they're teasing like soren and stuff and that's like a big thing but it's like i know exactly where that goes i don't really

have like gladrielle is like one of the main characters um but honestly i feel like i've i've Had to like enough of that character. I like what she adds to the Lord of the Rings. I didn't watch that character and then imagine like, oh man, imagine like when she was younger what she was getting up to with Elrond. You know? That's not really where my mind goes. But they're really trying to capture the like whimsy and like wonder and everyone delivers every line as if they want it to be like, like the Peter Jackson trilogy, like where every line is like classic or whatever. You're late.

Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah. I guess I've got like the the boring middling take at the moment. I don't I don't just write it off instantly, I guess. But it also has pacing problems. I still don't really get like the point. Yeah, the thing is TV shows can be quite tricky in this regard. Like normally the best TV shows have like a really good first episode. The best ones. So that could be a strike against it. But at the same time TV is a slow. burn. Yeah, I guess it's, I guess a bad sign is that by the end of the second episode, I was like, eh, like, not like hype.

You're not gonna be rushing to see episodes. Yeah. Like when the boys was coming out, even, because the latest season definitely peaked towards the middle, but I was still eager to watch every episode like as soon as possible after it came out. But like the boys has a really good pilot though too. It's got like an immediate hook basically. whereas the first couple episodes are kind of doing an even more stretched out version of like taking the first half an hour to an hour of Lord of the Rings and Elon getting that even more because obviously it's like seasons this is going to be yeah and it is just like yeah what I can't get rid of that idea that it's like they're just making it because Jeff Bezos wanted a competitor to Game of Thrones

on their one I want one just as epic and we're going to spend the most ever we've got so much money we're going to spend all of this on this one I've got a view that is contrary as fuck to this whole entire entire conversation

if it looks good I think that's its point I think if it looks like Lord of the Rings did because Lord of Rings when it came out was pretty and it was like mystical it was fantasy it still is yeah so if they can

make a five fucking season show that looks as great that's the entire point and that's all I want from that that's the thing that the Lord of the Rings doesn't just look good it has like really like oh yeah I'm not I'm not trying to boil down the original trilogy to be like oh it looks good it's a fucking amazing film in every single sense and I'm never going to criticize it because it's incredible but it's like I have that and I have the original trilogy and I if I want that part of Lord of Rings I'll happily wait another two years and watch them all again

and experience them all again if right now I would just like things that kind of look as pretty and I know this is an extreme view and everyone's going to hate me for it but it's like I don't want to recreate what was great about the original trilogy

I just want something that's like it that is just pretty it's the production really is not my issue with it it's more just like yeah we've got to Check these certain boxes because we know Lord of the Rings is sits a certain way in pop culture, especially because of those movies, not even thinking about the books or whatever. It's like, we've got to have the naive, whimsical Hobbit characters who find something that's like, oh, I just want to know what's out there. There's an adventure waiting for me.

And then there's the human characters that have their serious shit going on and the elves and their godly stuff or whatever. And it's all like the same kind of beats from the original trilogy. but like reframed and stretched we that's like we treading old ground which is what the sequel trilogy of style wars did yeah yeah they could definitely fall into that problem where it just winds up being like a bunch of like kind of imagery it's like a little bit different but sort of like familiar and with characters you kind of know and it's just like another prequel like the we've already got the prequels with the hobbit stuff and that went wrong in its own way Yeah.

But I'll probably watch the whole thing, but like, you know, I've watched like four seasons of big mouth, so you know what I'm saying? The thing is, it's, it's really hard to do prequels right. And it's like Star Wars had this problem where like you pretty much, because all the main characters are characters you already know where they're going to end up. So, like, why would you care about the genre? No, the Star Wars was an interesting one because the story potential there is like actually really interesting. It like kind of writes itself the fall of a character who was a good guy. Yeah, it focuses on the wrong bits though. Yeah, yeah, in execution.

But the story on paper is like, I don't want to see that. Yeah. But in terms of having like a half hour fight between Obi-1 and Anakin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know where that's going. But because I've been watching a. a bit of better cool soul the latest season. That's how you do it, pretty cool. Yeah.

And it's like the focus is on stuff that relates to the original story, but you don't know where, you don't know what's going to happen and how it's going to happen. There really wasn't that much of a focus on Saul at all. He was kind of more of like a necessary, useful character for the crime elements to kind of make sense. Like you need a lawyer. And he was a bit of like comic relief. Yeah, yeah.

So he never really had any characterisation. so then yeah take that vague element and really flesh him out yeah and it's like it not only does it tell like an incredible story in a really stylish way but it enhances the original by flashing out a character that originally wasn't really that important yeah character wise and it fits in a place so when it does take the characters you kind of know and fleshing out a character that them out more it still makes sense and it does just improve everything yeah I'm glad you're watching it because it's it's really really excellent like that last season yeah it's ridiculously good writing it's it's phenomenal how like it just it feels like it very rarely

happens where something is culturally significant as breaking bad comes out and is as good as it is all the way through yeah and then they're like all right we're doing a prequel about this goofy-ass character and then that's just like equally as good it's like how is how did they do that it's it's it's also intentionally less obviously exciting it's like lawyer shit like some of the best episodes are just drama in a courtroom yeah well the i i need to go back and watch the old seasons because it feels like it's been ages like this show's been coming out but like all the stuff with his brother a character that you never know about i think that's my favorite season is like where that comes to its kind of peak yeah it's like four or something

there's that really really fucking good episode in the courtroom towards the end of that season it's just like i don't even know how you yeah how you got this to be so effective yeah my my only issue is with prequels is how they often sort of reference the original a bit too much like star fan service. And they do it in Better Cool Sole. Yeah. Like there's a scene with a prostitute in the latest season.

And she's the exact prostitute that Jesse fucks and is shown to Walt Jr. by. Yeah. And it's like, is there one prostitute in the entirety of New Mexico? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think for the most part, though, the fan service in Saul is surprisingly tasteful, especially because you haven't seen all of it yet, like, there is way more as it gets towards the end, but once you start getting towards all the timeline payoffs, that's when it's like, oh, that's

like really smart the way they've like structured this. Yeah. So that's, I'm glad you brought that up because that is a good, good example of a prequel and I'm not really, I'm not really sure where this Lord of the Rings thing is going to sit. But going back to the core question, over the year I guess it really started standing out to me with The Last Jedi where it's just like all of this conversation

is just toxic to the point where it's like what is even the point yeah the second you start discussing stuff outside of the media then what's the point of like if you're talking about like the races and genders of characters

you're not even talking about huge um kind of talking point yeah because that that's pretty much the only stuff like as as you both know i've like deleted all social media by youtube and i only really watch what i want to watch so but the only stuff i was seeing about the lord of the rings before yeah that was kind of some of the early discussions was that like the first teaser trailer had like a black elf or whatever and that was like a sticking point um i don't know that i'm just way more focused on like what the characters actually like do or what the story is

but yeah don't know bro the only thing I would add is even if you're pissed or whatever and you don't want to watch this it doesn't take away from the originals they still exist this isn't replacing it you can go watch them any time if you don't care

or want to watch this new series just consume the originals and have fun like I hate when people whenever there's things to do a sequel's prequels It's always people treat it as if the original, the good ones, not existent anymore. Halo Infinite might be one of the shittest fucking games in existence. Halo 1 to 3 still exist. I'm glad you brought that up because Vibrating Pablo said,

talk about how 343 is not implementing campaign couch co-op into infinite, like how they promised they would, or just the Halo Infinite dumpster fire in general, if you've all been keeping up to date on it. Have you seen this stuff, Jim? I don't think there's much to keep up to date on because they only, they do nothing they do nothing they said like one map pretty much

since it's like the road map between now and the end of March so we're talking five months is like a beta for XP one map and one game mode and a battle pass and you can report people

now it's all the fucking it's the basics that the FPS genre has since 20 2007 and they haven't even got that yeah it's a fucking joke we were like we didn't as they say on Halo Infinite the campaign

or whatever and we were we were pretty cold on it to be honest we were pretty much just like you were much colder than me yeah but I feel even more firm in my opinion on that now because it's just like this shit it's like what are you doing but like the the campaign can be fun

it should be shorter but it like I think they fucked it with the campaign even because it's not a good Halo campaign no it's not it's not it's not the gameplay is good but even then i got issues with it i think the grapple fucked it yeah i think the grapple's actually fucking ruined the whole campaign yeah it it fucks halo i think no that's the weird thing because i think in multiplayer it works a three use item yeah yeah yeah and it could have worked like that in the campaign yeah yeah totally but i had to have

like upgrade trees and all this fucking dumb shit from all these ubersoft open old games yeah it's like the least creative lamest interpretation of that kind of game design to me and you still can't replay levels yeah and someone figured out that you can play local split screen co-op

if you do a glitch in the menus and it just works flawlessly there are videos on Twitter people playing local cow up because they glitched it so it's in the game clearly it's a function

on purpose why I don't know It's just embarrassing Well I don't understand about a lot of these companies And especially from a company like Microsoft That is a conglomerate It's like this huge international company Is why don't they just do

And release things like With the standards that everyone expects Why did games choose to go A their own different way As if they're going to be the Trailblazer It's like the cod system's worked Since 2007 Yeah

Everyone's done it just replicate it like for like they get like such big egos and they just want to like they actually copied the destiny business model for Halo at least bungee had the like wear athal to like

they didn't leverage an already existing franchise they made something new to try this experiment yeah so when a new thing is fucked then yeah so if if destiny's fucked for a few years like at least it's a new thing but James brought up a really good example with cod because

in like the halo community cod was always looked down on yes there's like this sort of vapid less interesting yeah lame a thing but

you know so no the hackman gave a good summary of this of like when halo three and cod four came out why would people want to play the one with guns when you could just play the fucking super soldier yeah halo's instantly more interesting but the cod like they're all

it's a playground. A little social features, yeah. Yeah, but Codd, like, Infinity Ward isn't Infinity Ward from Modern Warfare 2 and Modern Warfare 1. It's like 343, totally different studio, but they went back

and they looked, why did people go crazy for this shit and why did they play it for hours and hours and hours? And they were like, okay, let's make that again. But modernised. And we'll put in stuff like a Battle Real and like skin packs

and shit which do suck but the core the core it's it's it's modern warfare too it's modern warfare one and they've identified what their product is and like the gap in the market that it fills yeah three four three have never done that they've always looked at halo as okay we need to change this this and this because people don't like that people don't like halo three anymore it's like well maybe people don't like halo three anymore but because nobody makes HoloD. Yeah, no one has a choice. It just doesn't exist in the market.

Yeah, weirdly, if they had just stuck with that, it would be much more unique and stand out more and probably would have a thriving base of players that would be willing to buy dumb skins. It would be willing to buy DLC and shit. Because that's their goal is for people to be so addicted at their paying extortionate amounts of money for skins, for packs, for...

But that's the thing, like... The monetization. Like, if you look at something like... Halo Reach, which was clearly bungee testing like systems of like customization, but that was just before the crazy monetization loopbox battle pass shit was in there. But you could imagine that system being monetized in a, at least a more fair way. It was, it was pretty much monetized in the fact that it required so much time. Yeah. Which is a more honest way of doing it. And like it

they um with with infinite the reason I was so kind on it like in our video and stuff was because it's gameplay wise the second to second gameplay is like it is there it's like a taste on the tip of your tongue

it's there but they didn't realize how important a Halo campaign is. Yeah. There's no memorable moments. No, there's not one good level. No. 3-4-3 are obsessed with like a cutscene where a Spartan...

Jumps off something. Jumps, yeah. Marvel. Yeah. And it's like that... Is that what Halo is to you? When the fuck does that happen in Halo 1? Yeah.

When does Chief, like, launch himself off a bridge or something? Or Halo 2 or Halo 3. It's like... Yeah. It's player moments. Yeah, the moments you remember is like on the arc when the big ship... It's like you're doing nothing But this thing comes flying down this giant ship

And it affects the No, that's what you literally mentioned in your destiny videos That same thing It happens in destiny And Bungee understood though Yeah, yeah, yeah And it's moments like that And it's like

Slight just fucking with the sandbox a bit It's like It grounds all this shit in like a The one thing I remember Is this is what I experienced in Halo Was just like sit in there Like that exact moment And then you get little butterflies

and your hair's that moment is like that's what halo campaign should give you yeah i've never had that feeling outside of halo free i've never experienced it in any other game but halo free can do it yeah because like the it's all like diagetic the music swells it's all happening around you while you were looking around it's not like chief like damn no no the fucking cringy cut scene like crying because the the marine is sad Fuck off. It's lame. It's so lame. I think cutscenes do nothing for gaming.

And I haven't played Last of Us, but I think it would do nothing for me. In-game moments have more emotional impact than any cutscene will ever do. Well, it's just like, for footage, I played a bit of Titanfall 2, just some levels. And they do that really well where, like, the stuff is happening in the game. Like, the mech is like, it just walks over, like, picks up a post. from the level it's not like ripping the camera away from you and then he launches it

and then it becomes an interactable point that the player can then hook onto and I guess the one that comes to mind is when at least you picked up and fucking throws you between another ship yeah that becomes like a character bonding thing yeah it's like a recurring yeah it's like a payoff

it feels like half-lifey in that sense and again half-life was doing that shit like way way back they revolutionized shit and it's when you're in control like Half-Life 1 arguably does it the best when like a character will come up to you in the story and he's like

Dr Freeman wait I need to tell you this information you can just blast him in the head you can just kill him and carry on just like find your own way play of freedom yeah but the fact that you can do that it makes it more satisfying to like accomplish keeping characters alive and shit like that

like in Halo 3 when you get through a level and like no Marines die on a hard difficulty that shit satisfying it makes it more replayable there too because they have all the like contextual voice lines like the Marines like can be randomized so it's like a different set each time

they've all got different voices different personalities but all adds all these little details that all just come together and make it feel like emotion yeah and 343 look at the surface level and then

try to just fuck with it it's not like crazy enough give them a grapple hook which totally fucks all like vehicle interactions makes it way too easy they've

they don't like a playground it feels like I think I would say though they don't like a playground because their engine and making these things is so difficult that doing cut scenes

and doing it that way is actually the easiest way to them to actually do it yeah I also like the It's just changing subjects a little The set pieces is I guess what you'd call these They're actually kind of coming back to games

Through like battle oils They're teasing new seasons in like Cold Warzone Apex Fortnite Through set pieces in game I like that that being in the game And experiencing it is cool Like the recent one on Maggie season When on Storm Point there'd be a ship

Like a dog fight above you At first it was like Everyone was like, oh shit, because it's like loud. Yeah, but I'd argue that's why battle royals are as popular as they are. Yeah, because you're involved in the world. Because they basically become set pieces because of like the way everything's framed. And then you, you, like, every week you got a new story of how it went down in the last ring or whatever, you know? It's like, that's the part people remember.

It's the engagement. Uh-huh. But it's built in such a way where it is different every single time. That's like, I'm not. anti the Last of Us or whatever but it is like way more traditional like cinematic linear

and it's not quite like the potential of what the interactive medium of games can do it's like yeah it's just the it's been said of ages that like moot games have been trying to become movies Marvel epics and it's like that's not I don't want that from a game I want Halo 3

I want games that are gamey that make me feel like I'm there that's using the last of us there that's one of the reasons i like the last of us so much is it gives you just the amount of input like i find with uncharted it's not like this it's much more that shit you're talking about where it's the same every time yeah whereas the last of us the way i played it like because i i played that game loads over and over and until i was doing it on like the hardest difficulty and shit and figuring out a way where I can like sneak through an entire bit that you're meant I think

the design is like you're meant to try and sneak for a bit get so far and then you get caught and then it's like a scramble mad rush yeah yeah and that's what they're going for but the fact that they let you push all the way pure stealth it's it's that's immersive in the fact that it's like your input can outchange the situation and how it plays out. It kind of informs the character that you're playing as as brutal as he can be you can avoid.

I guess wed dead also does that and within the world there is different ways to do everything and the way you play. That is like a game thing. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Halo Infinite. They've fucked it.

I've said, no, once again, I've said this all long. let Halo die except the halo is gone and never go back to it doesn't matter what comes out next Halo died ages ago yeah I'd prefer actually died as opposed to whatever

like freakish zombie they've been resurrecting each time they've tried to bring it back and just gets more and more embarrassed they can bring back the body but they don't have the soul and without the soul the body's useless the only hope

is that now that Staten's back and is that you might be able to steer the ship in some sort of direction. I don't think they can with Halo Infinite because they clearly fuck themselves with the system that doesn't allow them to do anything quickly. I guarantee what Joe Staten would want would be to scrap it and start again. Because that's the only way you could truly fix it.

The most interesting thing to me was how so much of my hatred for 4 and 5 boiled down to like, it just looks wrong. It doesn't look like Halo. Yeah. And I felt as if, if it looked like Halo, at least I can sort of come to terms with that. But it's, the problems are so much deeper. Yeah.

Because they brought back the art style. Like, it looks like Halo again. Yeah. But it's still. No, but that's like what happened with Star Wars, too, where it's like a trick. You know, it tricks the mind. If it looks and feels and it has John Williams's music and all the puppets and everything. But there's so much more that needs to be there for it to actually like come together.

Again, it's the soul thing. Yeah. soul soul's born I don't think that's kind of why apex is as good as it is because it has that old school so yeah and the old school cod so but even there they they rebranded it wasn't Titan 4 3 let's try and like it's yes in the same universe but it's just like tangential we can make it work. Yeah, I really don't know how to feel about the Apex Universe

being the Titan 4 one. Because you play Titan 4, too. It feels very different. Well, in tone? Tonally and... Oh no, that's not the game, the Apex Games are a reality TV show. So the tone's going to

be different because it's not wartime into Galactic War. It's a TV show broadcast on worlds. Like you can, the tone isn't even a conversation because it's like completely different. It's like a universe thing. But even like this universe is shit, but we have like funny TV. It's like a hero shooter kind of trope though, isn't it?

But like you got to have the, you want all of the the character choices in a hero shooter to be distinct. And how do you do that? You make them kind of a bit more comical, a bit more larger than life. No, but it's more the story aspects. What and how the story does tie into? No, you know like the Bangalore story thing with their brother? UTI's IMC.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It has, it feels different. It's much more like Saturday morning cartoon. But I think at the same time, it is about the interpersonal relationship between her and above her. So he's not going to be the war, you know, serious. Also, it's not like there's an apex legend's four-hour, like, eight-level campaign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all delivered in a completely different way.

Well, they're stifled by the fact that they've released these little story things, and they're so, like, just snappy. Yeah. Just, like, get through these beats in the space of four minutes, and it feels kiddie because of that. It's like a character will have an arc in the space of two minutes. I think they're going to eventually expand the apex world and give some of the characters bigger actual campaign stories,

because there is an apex game coming out that is a single prayer campaign, and they're going to have some of the characters there. Like, I think they can do that justice. I think this is an instance where like a TV show alongside the video game would work really, yeah. There's going to, yeah, that would work. Yeah. And where it's, it's not vital to the game, like that, that weird remedy game. Oh, control, not control.

Yeah, the time one. Oh, what was that game? Quantum break, yeah. Yeah. I never played that. Well, it was like vital that you watched the. Otherwise you couldn't actually keep up. to what was the story.

Yeah. It was like you do a mission then watch an episode of TV and then do a mission. It's like a kind of cool concept. Yeah. But sometimes you just want to play a video game. Yeah, exactly. But I like the fact that the Apex world is tied into

Titan vall simply because it's like there's really cool law there that it's a wadier thing. And I'm being introduced to it through an enjoyable like multiplayer game. Mm-hmm. I get Jim's issue, though, where it's, like, it's not the same itch that's being scratched. Mm-hmm.

You know? But I think... It's been all over the place, though, anyway. Like, the first time it didn't even have a campaign. It had that weird, like, multiplayer. They tried to put it into multiplayer maps. Yeah, that was weird. Really strange.

But I think they will do the, it justice. I think the apex world is an interesting one. Yeah. I eat beans. When's the last time you ate beans? the other day Really I can't think of the last time I had

And I eat rice I've rice somewhat regularly But that's just a me thing I don't know Well I guess We'll see after these messages Booty I I really disagree with Jamie's opinion on everything

I know It's because you don't like me very much No I don't We've got beef I bet these guys pee is sitting down I bet you guys do pee sitting down I absolutely do pee sitting down honestly there's not in cut to mid break

let's talk about peeing at that too not some of this yeah please no that's probably one of the I saw a comment on jar that was like it was supposed to be an insult

you guys look like you pee sitting down and it's just been in my mind yeah you literally do because yeah I do sometimes is stats is pissing while sounding up up scene as like the masculine and only the gay queer femboise it down to the that's what the uh the joke

was it was it was likening us to women to say that women are worse and women have a significantly better quality of life doing a piss because they're sitting down why would i want to stand up and piss oh i just want to stand up for me it's pure convenience it's more convenient to stand up and piss and just be on my way my thing i don't want to be touching the toilet rim i can't i can't be doing with it's what feet it for no but Do you not walk around barefooted? I don't want to be touching the toilet with my feet. No, I don't.

Do you wear shoes? If I wore shoes, I'd be fine with it. I wear shoes all the time. Yeah. No, I'll give you a tactic. I need to breathe. No, no, no, no, no, going to be honest. Don't put the sheet, seat up.

Learn, learn the hip fire accuracy. You don't even need to touch your cock. You don't even need to touch a cock. Fucking, pull them. This is the way that's saying, you sit down and piss, right, but I can't. No, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. If you go to the toilet, there's piss on the floor, piss on the seat, piss in the bowl that you haven't flushed. No, listen, listen to me.

You get in, pull your fucking pants down, you don't even need to touch, and you just piss. And even in that situation, with the toilet seat down, I could still aim 100% in the bowl. And I'm not even touching. Hit fire accuracy. That's crazy. No, have you never done it? Have you ever tried pissing, like hand? Yeah, and it just got piss everywhere

I've never done it again It depends how strong your piss stream is This is not a weird thing This is a weird thing from when we were kids Do you remember how like powerful my piss is Like how far you could be Do you remember that was like When I was like seven

That was like my party trick I could just piss really fun Even I know that Even I was really proud of myself Because every man knows Peeing outside or in the garden That's just something special No but it's awesome

Do you ever try, do you ever, like, compete with yourself to see how fast you can piss everything out? Like, actually tensing your knob to shoot piss out fast. Is that bad for you? Probably. Like, straining to shit is bad for you. The straining to piss. Well, I only ever strained to shit and I'm fine. Yeah.

Wow. Should we do a couple of questions? Um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why not? Because why the hell would you stand up and piss? And my point of this... If you're in the garden? No, my point of this comes from work.

If you're at work, piss sitting down is just easier. And I use it a little bit more time. You're getting paid for those minutes? Exactly. What if you love what you do? And sometimes maybe if you're pushing your pee out fast, you might accidentally push some shit out of them.

That'll take longer. No, okay. Okay, so, no, aren't you the one who says that you can't piss and shit at the same time? Me? I've never had a hard stance on that. Who has then? I thought it was normally like... If you try to poo, you piss.

Well, I'd say, yeah, if... When you shit, you piss, that's just a fact of life. But when you piss, you got to bet on your bottom dollar that you ain't gonna shit, you know? I've never done a shit when doing a piss. No, have you never, like, kind of needed to shit, but you, like, have to pee in a rush before you like drive

somewhere or yeah yeah got to catch a bus or a train or something so you piss as fast as possible but you know that shit's on the way so you've got to like control you've got like tense up your asshole but push your piss out at the same time oh yeah it's like working the two muscles yeah because also

most likely when you piss you're gonna fuck and if you're closer thing in urinals where like especially old dudes who don't give a fuck yeah they'd be pissing and just like in a public urinal a like a business public urinal like you're in Swindon outlet it's just an old guy just pissing in the urinal just let and rip not even old guys yeah just anyone yeah p it's it's it's it's somewhat of a dominance thing i reckon no absolutely i hate urinals i don't think urinals should be standard for men

i think they hate them as well no no the worst ones actually nasty the worst ones are where it's not single ones it's like one long one one one metal long yeah the ones that when you pee in it sprays back yeah yeah they're gonna get that I imagine, I guess they're the school ones. Yeah, yeah, the school ones, some pubs have it. Some, like, festivals have it. Yeah, yeah. But I don't understand why are men supposed to do that?

Yeah, because there's all the, like, all the drama over the, like, gendered bathroom stuff. But surely the solution is to, like, what loads of restaurants do, at least in the UK or whatever, where they have, like, the row of sinks, and then just, like, a bunch of toilets. And anyone can go in. KFC in skinny problems to mind Nando's I think Nandoes. No Loads of restaurants do it

Loads of places do it now I don't remember as much like growing up But it seems more like And it's like what's the issue with that? Yeah I really don't see why not And It's just like I feel like it's hardwired into your brain

When I'm pissing or shitting I've got to be on like high defense I'm this is a vulnerable situation I'm putting myself in Like if I'm Like if a predator Comes at me like a lion You don't want to fart

Because then they'll smell you Yeah You don't want to fart because that's noise While you're pissing You want to be private because You want to be quiet Yeah I don't want no lion

jumping on me while I'm pissing Or a bear Or a leopard seal Yeah Or a leopard seal No thanks Or a dashand A daxand

Okay have you ever gone walked into Twilight and seen so on at the you I know and you've seen them instantly turn around to head to the door but they've seen you walk in so they instantly like awkwardly like realise that they have to look like they're cleaning their hands see that a lot of work and it's a bit gross

that's another prominence thing though I feel like a lot of guys take pride in it will notice that and then just carry on I get yeah but it's like kind of lame when you then realise they have to go wash your hands like to be fair if they wash their their hands before they're pissed then I think it's fine

no because if you're touching a cock cock's just skin brother this is a thing I just male bathums I'm just on the lookout for the disgusting men and there's the majority

of men who go in barthums are like that even in my work besides the phlegm on the floor and the people who don't wash their hands I have big beef of men

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No, no, Markiplier's done the filming for the Flaff movie. It was confirmed fucking years ago, pre-COVID. No, but, like, they're actually teasing it now. Um, yeah, there's a Blumhouse production. Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah, I hope, like, the, as that, you know, I love it when movies do it where they're showing, like, all the production companies.

And it's, like, playing some kind of music or, like, noise, and it's building up. I hope that's what, let you see. The lights go dim. Hello. Hello? The marketplace is like, what's up, guys? Okay, yeah, if you want to leave your own questions, head over to that funny subreddit

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I guess it still is a phobia. But, like, yeah, stickers are always on my mind. especially like the gel ones the gel ones especially just made me feel a bit wrong gel how did you cope with putting the stickers on your car oh that's fine that's not like no it's not those stickers but what's the difference it's still a sticker no it's not because it's a harder it's a more a thicker one

we're talking about the kids like book stickers those paper kind of stickers the jelly ones and the gel ones they there's just it's not necessarily the it's a mix of the sticker in itself and the way kids use stickers that's

stickers that are just randomly placed just make me feel a bit off is this trauma from your sister sticking them on you yes it's from like childhood trauma man it's just like if it's like if you're on a plane and a kid

starts sticking stickers randomly on a chair I want to kill myself in that moment because it's It's like, I guess you could say it's chaotic. Kids in their chaotic stick energy. These are anarchist. Anarchist children.

You're joker children. Yeah. Yeah. And like, even if they're in the back of minis, it still triggers me. Eric May says this, gentlemen, allow me to introduce the IHE slash jar cinematic universe. A playlist encompassing all the content Alex or the JAR boys who've put together over the years, including Man Man, Man, R&L Media, the old and new JAR channels, IHE, and even some of IHE's camcord streams from back in the day. Only some were re-uploaded to YouTube. So, thoughts?

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with Chris Pratt, whatever his name is. Chris Brown, Captain America. 1,000 videos. That's a lot of videos, huh? Yeah, there's bigger numbers. Yeah. Yeah, thousands actually barely any. We wouldn't even equal Joe Rogan's podcasts

with that many videos. Yeah. We'd have to almost double it to beat Joe Rogan. Way more than that, isn't it? No, he's not like 2.000. of episodes, right? He's done 1,300. Man, we haven't even done 300 of these. No, but he releases like a... Yeah, he does them daily.

Fucking loser. I watched a part of, um, he interviewed Mark Zuckerberg. No. Yeah, I watched a little clip of it. It's quite weird. Do you think Joe Rogan is like uncancellable? Yeah. Clearly.

Look, because he's had everyone. And he continues to. Like, through drama after drama, he continues to have huge names. Has Sam Hyde done any Joe Wogan's? Sam Hyde really wants to go on Joe Rogan, from what I understand. But obviously, that's... He is the Joker. Yeah, he is.

You see a clip of him saying else to kill Hassan Pagan? Yeah, I saw it today again. It's just funny. Generally, really funny. Because he looks so fucking wedding and he looks so angry. Yeah. I like that the interviewer said, What, in the wingway?

And he was like, in real life. Doing that, like, Irish character. What does he call it? What is actually wrong with him? He's just... We were talking about this earlier this week because it's like... He's on the white, I guess, politically.

And it's just... He's mastered memage. That is just funny. Is he on the right because he's mastered meage? Or is he on the right? the right because he actually is on the road. I think he's actually white. He's got some controversies but I think

he's just funny. He's got a bunch of he's got a YouTube channel called like the new pill or something where he's like doing less of a like character thing and it's more kind of like self-help kind of content that like viz and it like goes in and out but sometimes you can tell

he's being genuine. I even saw this interview where like he started genuinely tearing up talking about it was either a type of motorbike or a type of car that you like really loves and he like tried to hide it but you could tell it was serious we actually reworked out because you tried to explain I think it was a Karazaki HXR1 yeah

I feel like I could probably talk to him a while just because he looks like he's a fucking car loser like me and he just liked mechanical things and I might not agree with him but he's funny the worst thing I'd seen that he's done was giving like a bunch of money

to some dodge organization or whatever the thing is when he exists in the space that he does is like is that a meme is that a joke that you did that yeah that's not that it makes it okay but yeah I guess it's the

it's like the irony thing yeah he is an no honestly if there's anyone who yeah he's just a joker pure anarchy Like, you, you can find some of his, like, crazy stand-up routines on YouTube where, um, like, the joke is, like, how extreme he's being and how uncomfortable he's making the audience at the time, because watching the upload is funny. At the expense of the crowd who are just, like, getting freaked out, basically. Well, that's pretty much...

I think his TED talk is one of the funniest things. It's genuinely, like, hilarious. Yeah. and it's it's not harmful at all he's he's purely making fun of ted talks yeah so it doesn't yeah i remember you showing me that yeah but when it comes to stuff like like saying horrible shit just to make people uncomfortable it's like it does kind of cross it's like an easy it's too easy to do that i mean it's it's not it's not easy to be a dickhead i don't think yeah but it comes with certain sacrifices though if you're yeah well like you just need to accept that the majority of people will hate you yeah and if you're fine with that then it is easy hmm but it's like lowbrow kind of yeah i find him interesting yeah he's really interesting yeah he's really interesting guy didn't you say that he like maxes his credit cards you're like order a bunch credit cards that's one of those that's one of his self-help like tips which is like obviously a fucking meme if you

We like, tells people to just, yeah, just like max out loads of different credit cards, invest it all in, like, cryptocurrency. Oh, my God. And just never pay back any of them. But that means, like, you would never be able to, like, anything you wanted to do that involve having, like, a credit score, you wouldn't be able to do it. You could never buy a house. You can never buy a house or anything like that. So, yeah. Hollery says

Hello Jar James has admitted multiple in the past that he quote animus himself regularly with the family shower hose Is this still the case? No, it never was the case

That was a An old Old Jar Law meme The hose pipe meme Yeah James James wasn't talking about shower hose he was talking about Like that outdoor hosepipe

Do you don't remember This you literally drew fan out of it No, no, I remember it Yeah Of course I remember it It looked like you were looking at me confused Oh no It's because of one of the questions I was reading

But yeah You do Do you take the shower head off And squatter up your assley Well, no Why would you take the shower head off When you can just use Because obviously

Its shower has a detachable thing Well not every shower But yeah No, every shower does No, it doesn't There's a tube that goes on the The ball That are like in the ceiling

They just drop Yeah They don't all have it I'm in England in the country I've got one with a little takeoff thing They're common but not every single one I shoot that on my ass Because how else are you going to clean your ass

And you get the soap and fucking Blast it out Tate his finger up bum feels like finger up bum I haven't had a finger on bum in a while And a kind of similar note Bloodcock too says question for James How did you become such a good master Beta

My friend's group conversations are getting quite dull, so I want to learn from the best and bait them into some funny arguments. Oh, are we actually talking about baiting and I'm masturbating and I was on the matron? That's the gag, I guess. Give some bait tips because you were doing it the other day. I always do it.

So the other day I was doing a stock take at work because I was sitting on the floor in like a big storage unit, like just counting little bolts and it was just like, got a phone then, it's just like, oh, instantly Eldermine is shit, elder me is trash, it's janky, just all the elderly means.

the thing is your actual argument about the game is very close to what you're actually saying this is the thing with James he can always call bait yeah no that makes the irony defense this what

you mean irony defense yeah yeah no so can we talk about old and marine great swords uh I was just taking the I'm I okay okay there was a recently an update

it's the Olden Wing that improved Great Swords. I have not played this yet because these two didn't tell me that happened until I said I wasn't going to play Olden Wing. So I could play Aldermy. You were already done with it before that update came out. Yeah. No, I wasn't. You were. No, you always refuse. The thing

with it every time we'll be like, do you want to play Eldon Ring? You'll be like, nah, it's just not for me. And then when we finally convince you, you get on it and be like, wow, this is so much fun. I forgot how much fun this is. Okay, okay, okay, okay. The reason why I was always hesitant is because the online, when we started playing co-op, was broken, and it lag out a lot, and we just, like, disappear. Happened to me quite a fair bit.

So, it's obviously really frustrating, and they've released something recently that improved the experience. Yeah, Jim and I tried it out, and it was way more consistent, way quicker. Yeah, that would probably be great, and I would probably enjoy it more, and apparently it did some, like, buffs to, like, great sword, like, two-handed play styles, which is what I was using at the time. I just haven't played it since then But Elderming aside Not going to talk about Elderming Not even a little rat Rats

Rats giant rats This comes back to the way We use the messages Okay because I don't get onto this topic today Well no because we're talking about baiting And it's like my baiting is not Bating

But like today would you call the way you were talking to me bait? I was being a twat because I would I would describe it as antagonistic and inflammatory yes I would straight of say that I knew I was sitting there like I'm being the antagonist here

yeah yeah yeah I'm like gonna what do you get from that hey no this is the thing because I've noticed recently and a lot of people that when they get bored

they start to prod right so when someone's bored it'll be poke poke poke I'm trying to get reaction poke poke poke poke yeah like that is something I you're not entertaining me at the minute and I got nothing better to do so

I'm just going to make you well that's what I say when I was doing the stock tape when I were talking about elder wings it was just like I'd be counting a hundred bolts I might as well do sign this engaging and it didn't actually make a decent discussion? It did. That was a very entertainment,

like we were all involved talking about shit. Alex was just like about Eldon Ring. Yeah. Yeah, that day when we were all texting, that was a good discussion.

That was a good chat. What were we talking about? Eldon Wing. James was like, I'm going to say something that's going to annoy you guys and that's, Eldon Ring feels the same

as Fallout New Vegas. And it's like, what? What are you saying? Oh yeah, yeah, because I start with bait And then we just kept replying with the Bates, bait gifts and images And then I get angry at the fact that you were seeing my bait And I was like, no, Jerry, no, don't see my bait

Yeah, it's just like, then you double down Yeah, because it's like, I've got to go further But you can tell us bait from them, forget go Because I'm talking about New Vegas When do I ever seriously talk about New Vegas Outside of like bait? Quite a lot, actually, pretty consistent actually When did I talk about New Vegas today?

When we're at the Vine? when Alex was away as well we did like a 20 minute just you were just talking about new Vegas for like 20 minutes you love that shit I've just realized I even referenced it in this cast that mentioned the divide yeah you did yeah right at the beginning I love new Vegas is on my mind at the moment except I've been watching those gimmick ones so it's like can you beat the game while overencumbered that's a great subsection of YouTube I love those videos yeah yeah specifically on Aldermary there's loads of them for New Vegas as well

this is why I mean that there's crossover there I can This is what I mean when like New Vegas and Alderman kind of on that same level I generally believe that Like they both have their Like genuine flaws But they're both fucking masterpieces

In the own way Speaking of flaws though Can we briefly talk about the pendulum swing Against Eldon Ring? I've seen it as well Yeah All the video is saying like It's not actually as good as it

Yeah They're really starting to annoy me though because so much of it is on the basis of um i i like dark souls this should be more like dark souls they're not saying it as like an individual new experience exactly because because securo did its own thing and people never said oh it's they said like the lack of builds and stuff ruins replay replayability which i think is total horseshit Again, comparing it to Dark Souls Yeah

The whole point of it Not being Dark Souls 4 Is that it's its own thing Treat it as its own thing Yeah, I feel like if it was called Dark Souls 4 Then those kind of critiques would be more fair Because you are changing the formula

It's kind of what I was saying earlier The rebrand's very intentional Yeah It's called Eldon Ring for a reason Mm-hmm And And I think people have a problem with it Because of the crossover

And game feel to Dark Souls 3 And they're literal like reuse and stuff Yeah, yeah Which there is a fair amount of But it's its own thing Totally different design choices Read what the game is actually telling you You know there's

It's a FromSo thing to To teach you lessons via Gameplay And I hate the shit The classic Dark Souls shit of like If you're not soloing bosses and stuff it's not you're not playing it right it's not legit yeah and if you prefer to do that okay but if this one isn't designed with that in mind then accept it except that you're you're not

you're actively making it harder for yourself and then complaining that it's too hard right yeah But not using deflects because it wasn't in Dark Souls. Yeah. Yeah, I see. So, of course you can have a bad time. Mm-hmm. You're supposed to, the way I've always played all these games is you take every advantage you can get. If you get to a point where you're good enough and you don't need to use those advantages, then you don't need to use them.

But if you feel as though you need to use them, then use them. Yeah, that's not to say I don't have any problems without them, right? Yeah, I got problems with my problems. because now I've actually like finished it and shit yeah what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that honestly

can we talk about New Vegas I want to redo the New Vegas is New Vegas as because they say because you're fucking wrong New Vegas is we're recording over here maybe peeing sitting down is bad exactly I generally think we should revisit that video because my opinions on New Vegas have changed

You were very I was I was sucked in by you guys absolutely you rolled over I did because a big reason I wanted to do that video was to have you clap back Yeah, there was a clash. Yeah, I wanted you to shut our butts down But then I'm not the one to show your butts down because I can't explain like really deep criticisms of games. I can't watch something or play something be like, oh, here's the problems. I'm just like, everything good, here. I generally, that's why I don't review movies. That's why earlier today I literally wasn't involved in the Lord of Rings discussion, or

the last of us discussion, or any of the discussions we had, because I'm not that type person. I can't, like, I can't put how I feel about things into words that make sense to people. You guys can. That's the thing, that's why. You can, though, because you've done it multiple times. Yeah. No, I haven't. Yes, you have. Like, for example, um like when we talked about mad max i was going to say that no i sounded like a fucking loser then

um but i know i would just your problem i generally think we'd like to do new vegas video because it's like that game kind of matures the more you give it time the more the better it gets the you see it for what it is does it have um fps boost on xbox no no Oh. It's full out of New Vegas we're talking about Alice. But isn't it like really all fucky?

It's better on PC than on console. That much I can't. No, I disagree with that because I can't even play it. I don't. I would start it and it wouldn't work. It wouldn't even boot. That's true.

Of steam? Yeah. Really? It wouldn't even work. And there's not controller and there's not and there's no controller support. I've just, I've had that as a consistent problem, though, whenever I've tried to play

Bethesda games, I'm like, whenever I get the itch, I'm like, I'm ready. But then it's like, the way it runs, like, really puts me off. Mm-hmm. You know? Like, if it was just smooth. Did we do a Fallout New Wave, Fallout 4 as good as they say? No, I couldn't be on it, because I've never, I've played literally like three hours of that game. Well, I generally think it's one of the worst games to ever come on the last, like, 20 years.

I'd say it's like Halo Infinite too Yeah Really It's better than Halo Infinite Um Halo Infinite has better gunplay Yeah

Full Without 4's gunplay Is New Vegas of a skin That is my most controversial tape But they played the same Actually New Vegas plays better Because the sites actually Are useful And Vats is useful

Fall Out 4 was shit sights And the Vats doesn't work Which are three as good as they say You guys are left to CyberPont 277 as bad as they say I played that for even less time than fallout I'd say that that game is nowhere near as bad as people say Because that's probably one of the worst

Most poorly spoken games Ever No they fuck themselves Yeah it's still their fault there yeah yeah but the game all it had to do was match like gt a 5 in terms of like map design and interaction with a yeah a city on that level but it doesn't come anywhere close the there's they they bragged about like this like you won't even be able to tell that this this world is fake it's like the second you step out into the open world it's like this

like video game you know oh yeah this is like yeah I could I I I have four crashes when I try playing it mm I genuinely tried and every time it crashed I was just like it was still in that period where you could get a refund like a full refund and I was like fuck this I'm just not gonna why are you what I play this fuck this I just got a refund I played it for quite a while I there was like a point with me so I used to every video game I'd buy I'd finish I felt as though I had to when I got slightly more disposable income and less time I started dedicating my time to entertainment that I

actually wanted to commit to you unless it's a shit movie on Netflix because something about that something about like 11 p.m. I'm by myself with like a bowl of Wheatibix little chocolate nuggets in and I'm like I just want to watch Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston do a murder mystery

and I'll just sit and watch the whole movie you're gonna do that when Black Adam comes out maybe Black Adam actually looks quite funny it looks fucking awful fucking awful we should have the Yeah, it's disgusting here, bro.

Conquer's bad fur day, bitch. Hmm? Can we do two more? Questions? All the questions I've got here. Sit your ass down and I'll tell you. Do you know how warm I am with this fucking seal on my head? Oh

Oh Oh my god It's indie boy Alex It looks like I've straightened my hair Or something weird I need to go have a pissing now Make him suck your junk Your junk

What Tiger 1-1-1 can give us Our penultimate Hello California girls Question for Alex But anyone is welcome to give their two cents what are your thoughts on the current YouTube landscape compared to a decade ago

especially with how clickbait to YouTube has seemingly become while some are way worse than others YouTube has a seemingly reached a point where click point is just click bait is just the norm at least on the front page personally I hate clickbait and I think that

it's manipulative and kind of trashy especially if pushed hard feels like a mental attack whenever you happen to glance past a solid piece of clickbait It's like an invincible tentacle Wiggling in your ear Trying to pull some strings

Anyway, I'm just curious To how Alex perceives this trend As a content creator Who's been on the platform For a solid time now And if it is effective video creation Thanks for the cast mingers And keep them skinny white lattes

Love the cast Okay, so what do you mean by clickbait? Because when I think a clickbait I'm not, like, there was old school clickbait Where it was like a complete lie As a way to draw you in for the video to be completely different. Current clickbait is not lies.

It's just taking the entire context of the video to one sentence, and that's your title and your thumbnail. That's still clickbait, even though it's not misrepresenting the video itself, but that's clickbait. All of YouTube is that. That's just the meta.

I feel like clickbait is by no means a new thing as well. No. There's in those old-school clickbait. Yeah, it's been like a discussion since, like, people actually started making money on YouTube because there was the clickbait where people would lie to try and make money get the views by just lying about the video

yeah but now it's like everyone does that same click baity thing because that's just the meta so if you want views you have to word and word a video a certain way just to get views that's what everyone does but that's not even the meta anymore because the meta's Instagram the meta's TikTok

the meta is short the biggest channels there's channels that come out of nowhere within months being everyone else in its space because they come from TikTok there's the meta's TikTok and it's depressing in the comment or the question they specify their homepage

which kind of gets at the issue where it's like how do you even how do you even quickly summarise what YouTube is now because it's so broad it gets billions of views a month and your homepage is customized based on whatever you've been looking at so if you've got a bunch of particularly

egregious clickbait shit on your homepage you need to you need to be right clicking or not right clicking you know the lines be like not interested on all this shit because I don't my homepage isn't full of clickbait shit like that

mine totally isn't either um yours is different as well if you're not signing into an account on YouTube it's got nothing to base it off of and it shows you the most, like, basic. Yeah, it's like, Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch Thor give sloppy toppy.

That's the Scarlet Witch. Yeah, it's like how it should have ended and shit like that. Hmm. Which by all means is good content. Just best to the best. I don't like just the matter in general. I don't like that it is just like, you're slightly just misrepresenting. You're just trying to get.

views and I don't like that. Even if it is somewhat true and your title and thumbnail are I just don't like it. So the meme in the car, the car community is like new wheels on my car and the thumbnail is the car with black edited over the wheels so you can't see it. She's in to know. Oh, what wheels did they put on? Oh, what's this

car? Uh-huh. It's like a mystery box or a loopbox. Yes, I'm fucking loot box. Bullshit from it. It's like I saw... J. Abrams would be a really good content creator. I mean, it basically is. I don't give a fucking... I'm not, if I see that, I'm not going to click it because I I don't want to watch out, watch to find out.

So if someone makes me interesting, I just bought this car, I'm like, okay, I honestly them talk about this car. But every now and again, I do want to watch Just Too Good, just opening some blind bags, you know, some mini-figure shits, you know? Do you ever want to see Tom Holland singing a song and doing a flip on Jimmy Kim? No, never. Why are you talking about Lego when you're literally leaving the hobby? Man.

I build everything. You ain't building shit. Is this true? Yeah I'm boycotting Lego What? Too expensive No they've raised the price of all the Lego sets

And they're already pushing it already Now it's just I can't I can't justify I guess the price of living crisis affects Even The most loyal Lego fans Yeah Yeah

So it's good news He's joining the car community with me That will save me money Yeah No I listed a bunch more On eBay You won't even build that Lego Which

The Tokyo That's built That's built I'm keeping the architecture I'm keeping the ideas I'm keeping the big No honestly I think if you want to enjoy Lego You just have to buy

Like the architecture stuff The one The one thing I'd like to do Is just finish the Lord of the Rings rings collection because that's actually achievable yeah no not not when they release all the sets of the power of the wing oh but I wouldn't care about that shit power of James's dad's the ring right let's end on this one then mothman 999 what is James is and the rest of the cast thoughts on touch screens in cars I read a study recently that found that

they can decrease driver's reaction times by almost triple compared to buttons but most manufacturers produce them because they're a lot cheaper to make than buttons. Personally, I think they look bad aesthetically and there's also the issue of software updates changing the layout functionality of your car in ways that are undesired. The best way to

explain this is go to 2009 or 2007 and use an early touchscreen phone. Awful. Imagine that in a car. Yeah. The BMW system is so awful. I don't know why they have it.

There was a good video I saw, though, that was like comparing turning up volume in a car. And it was like a 2000s car and a 22 car. And to turn up the volume in this car, you had to press the touchscreen button, like 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. And then it showed the clip of turning up volume in the older car with just the spinny thing. And it's like, and then it's like max volume. Like the Yaris? Yeah. Simple.

And my car. and my car my car's got a dial yeah your car does have a dial but it's like it's like faux futuristic you know

it's like taking it's cheapness and aesthetics to a point where I feel like people see a touchscreen like a little monitor in a car and they're like oh no they think it's

no buttons yeah luxury oh it's smooth and it's like I'm in the future yeah in reality it's lost so much functionality. Yeah, like the Tesla's have everything through that central iPad.

And it's like, that's so unfunctional. If I open the bonnet, the boot, I want to just pull a manual lever and have it open. Because then it can't go wrong. It's just a lever. Easy, simple. Is that really how you open the fucking boot? Yeah, no, no, there's like someone

was stuck in a Tesla on fire and couldn't get out because the touchscreen that opened the doors wasn't on because it was on fire. Oh, my God. I know, I think, this idea of just stupid touch screens is ridiculous and I will never ever own a car of a touchscreen 100% it is lame buttons and handles and shit like it's it's it works it's like the wheel why are you recreating this stuff like imagine you're the door right there to open it you're

to like press a button and then it went zhzzh no that doesn't help you know because there's just more shit that can go wrong if I can just pull the thing open and that's the thing is when it does go wrong. It's just like, there's something wrong in that mechanism. If I have a look at it, I can see what's wrong. Fix it. You can't fix a computer system. Yeah, you need like a coding fucking software. It's the software locked

by the company to make you pay more money to them. That's all it is. It's a way to take away features like the BMWs having subscriptions for like basic things. Yeah. For brakes on your car. I dislike it and I think it ages cars. Like, if you

go, a good comparison point, is my car. It's a 20 year old car. Same with the Yaris. In 50 years time, everyone will be able to use it. In 50 years time, if you go back to any car now that's touchscreen, it's going to feel awful. Software becomes outdated.

And if the software slows down because it's a 50 years of abuse, it's going to be shit. So I didn't realize that Tesla's had that stupid fucking iPad thing. And I was, like, shocked when I watched like one of those YouTube reviews of, like, car reviews or whatever. just breaking down just how much

you have to do through that stupid fucking iPad it makes it so unalluring to me because like when I wanted an electric car really badly

Tesla's were obviously leading at the time because of their range they were way better with range but that that's like a that is like a deal breaker feature

it's lame yeah it is yeah I don't want like an iPad in the middle of the car what's so I can play fucking flappy birds while I wait for my fucking McDonald's.

And this comment mentions like reaction times, and I will disagree with that because I think in practice day to day, people's reaction times are atrocious anyway. It's why crash statistics are so high because people, generally speaking, aren't paying attention to the load ever because we're so used to driving and being no issue. Our sense is adult, and we do get an accident. That happens.

If it is a case where, like, you're trying to, trying to turn up the volume. Yeah. And then you're having to focus on where this bit is on the touchscreen. Yeah, no. Instead of just leaning over and like muscle memory and spinning. So like on a Tesla steering wheel, do they not have like the buttons, like the volume buttons or are they like minimalist?

There's no buttons anywhere. I'm not, I can't say. They got a PSP built into. PSV to it. I'm the underside with that back screen. Loco, moco, or whatever it's called. It's like stuff with reaction times when they do these tests to find out the reaction time. the difference between touchscreen

it's always in a safe environment where people kind of expect that they have to react in practice it's never the same and these touchscreens are definitely going to cause issues to people's concentration driving and it is a negative all together

and it's the same with like automatic everything people just don't feel involved in driving and therefore become lazy that's why I always say that never buy new always buy old and never buy an automatic car

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Discord, uh, it's popping off. Jungle Podcast. If you get more subscribers, thank us. Yeah, ta-ta-ta-ta-to-s. Buy Toyota, Yaris, buy Nissan Micro. No, no, no, honestly, this is a greater subject because eventually when the EMPs go off, electric cars and electric cars that rely heavily on electronics

are gonna be useless. Are you talking about when nukes are dropped? Oh no, it's like Mad Max future, right? They're not driving around in Tesla's in the desert. No, it's James and I's plan. The EMP plan. The EMP plan. Silicon Valley is being EMP'd.

Yeah, but like, cars use batteries. Yeah, but they run on little computer chips, don't they? Yeah. What, what dear? Cars. What? How's your stupid fucking Tesla's supposed to reverse and do the stupid UFO? They're supposed to do that when it's been fucking EMP'd, huh?

Yeah, but how are you supposed to start your car? Easily. Well, it depends what you can't. Yeah, but it's got a battery. I don't... Your car has a battery. My car has a battery. I don't think batteries are usually...

I don't know the science of EMPs, but like... Your fucking TV remote wouldn't work. No, but that's because they've got power... boards. They've got motherboards and chips that electrical current and whatnot, but like a battery's just got energy stored in it. So you can't dissipate the energy stored in it of an EMP because it's already just stored there. I don't know the size of EMP.

That's one of the cool details in Blade Runner 2049. It's like a big part of the law where, like, there was a terror attack with a huge EMP, so there's just, like, years of, like, just data just gone. It's part of, like, how the story works. That's cool. Yeah. If James's dad got EMPED, what would happen? Nothing. My Tesla's iPad is fucked.

Honestly, just generally don't buy new cars. By Suzuki Swift. Buy Toyota. Buy Toyotian C-1. Yeah, no. buy them as well, they're mechanical. I don't like new cars. Have you seen that they, BNW announced a luxury pickup truck?

So they're going to replace the SUV meta with SUVs that are even bigger because they're pickups. Mini America, baby. Mini America, triple the population density and a millionth of the space. we'll see you after this we're not coming back

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