JAR Media Posdact - SECOND WIND - JARCast Episode 251

Episode Date: November 29, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:28 The First Second Wind 03:35 Housekeeping 14:46 Alex in Canada 49:48 Mid Break 50:02 Question Time 50:18 James' Taylor Swift Opinions 51:28 Who's Hand is on the Richard? 52:06 How to Dark Souls 54:02 Canadian Super Green 1:01:13 Best and Worst Historical Time Period 1:15:09 Scariest Animals 1:20:54 Laughing Gnome Anecdote 1:25:15 Pure Nonsense

James has pink eye No, I don't Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen And welcome to James Has Pinky I'm Jamie And I'm Alex And Pinkai I'm James

James has Pinkai This is the show where we talk about the world And all the things wrong with it And maybe right And maybe make the wrongs into rights That's the goal anyway So how did you get pink out, James, while that was gone? Don't know, it just happened one day.

Just woke up and my eyes were a bit pink. Full of pus, full of juice. Yeah, just gave him a bit, you know, you get that sleet in the morning. You know, I was wiping it away and then suddenly just my finger slipped in mine. The amount of pus that came out, it just went flowing. It was like a whither. If we get too deep into the show, want a shout out of the Jiam Media Patreon, makes the audio version possible.

They get their names read out in the first week of each month. and early videos when we have them in the bag. Should we have a couple? We do. We do. And they'll be coming out pretty soon. Yeah, yeah. How don't boys?

How are we doing, boys? I can barely speak today. I'm, like, delirious, I'm jet-lagged. I'm knackered. I haven't been this knackard, and maybe ever. I'm so tired. Yeah, I've been, I've probably been more tired before. Hmm.

um me and james were talking about this recently um the second wind second wind is a very real thing yeah what activates a second wind because i i need a second wind there is nothing that can bring on a second wind but it has to happen it just has to become so you what some beans on toast gives me a second wind that gives me a first wind the first wind of the day yeah no but a second wind is a real thing like because I used to work

nights and I remember like having to record a podcast the following day I remember like us driving to Wagamama and I'd fall asleep in the car and shit like I was just knackered 24 seven yeah but sometimes I'd

like work the night shift and the following day would be the recording day and I'd be like I just sleep just I can't because if I if I went to bed after a night shift I'd go to bed at about nine in the morning and then not be up until about 9pm more like 7pm realistically but that would just mean like the whole day's gone jar that it's too late down the drain yeah so I'd stay awake and there's like a couple hours in that period

where you feel more invigorated more creative more willing to just like do shit within the wind but it has to be the second one it has to be the set because the first wind is just like your normal day the second wind is like

an entire day's worth of energy concentrated into like two hours I reckon that's one of the reasons the actually no I'm wrong I can't remember what period of jar Yeah, when you were doing the nightshare, so I can't remember, to be honest. It saw one big blur of baby blue. Yeah, anything passed yesterday, it's just a blur.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you do some housekeeping? Do you want to clean up some of this poop that you guys left? Yeah, and we would have left a lot because it was the best episode ever. Yeah, I listened to your guys' episode on the flight. on the way back i used um like on youtube premium you can download youtube videos so i downloaded it and had it there ready to go for my flight i was trying to well actually i didn't even try to hide my laughter i was just laughing on the plane looking like looking like i was watching

free guy or something yeah i've probably seen free guy like 10 times now just because of from everywhere you looked everyone yeah every tv everyone around me just doesn't matter their age like granny, grandpa, fucking kiddies, teenagers, all of them. Can't get enough of Ryan.

He's got an effect on people. You can't deny it. I've got to say, just seeing that imagery in the background was bleeding into my mind and kind of making me, I don't know,

maybe we should delete our review. Maybe we were wrong. You're not being group thing, none of them reacting either. That was the funniest part. These people watching Free Guy on the plane just in fucking silence. True.

It is like that movie is like some sort of sci-fi Is it like a hypnotising thing? Yeah Like people actually just go dumb For an hour and a half Or however unbearably long that movie Yeah it's actually way longer

Like it makes people dumber And while they're watching it They're like aniseatized Yeah It's knocked out Isn't that the whole point of movies No No

No A movie should make you think And rethink It should destroy your whole world and then rebuild it before their eyes. Yeah. Not just nothing. Actually, I suppose it's pretty cool

when he whips out a lightsaber and stuff. Yeah, the lightsaber bit because of the music, very cool. Yeah, I looked over and that lightsaber, like, Marvel scene began. And then I fell asleep and I looked over and it was just still going.

I wonder if they'd finish the movie and then rewatched it because they were having such a good time. what was that great scene again anyway enough free guy hammering oscar man 97 you literally you started talking about our episode and then you just started talking about free guy

you got nothing to say about our episodes I'm actually like my brain is not working properly right now I can just I can feel it like I'm at like you just don't want to compliment us brain capacity but no it was I was saying it was like laughing out loud like I was watching free guy that was it that's how I

going yeah but it was a funny episode was it good laughter or bad laughter it was good laughter that's only because he knows us I think everyone else hated everyone else hated that episode they couldn't stand it you know it was the worst episode we've ever done

well um not according to Oscar man 97 who said I really liked this cast I like how genuine James and Jamie sound when talking about mental health I think James is very inspiring when it comes to dealing with past issues and Jamie seems like such a supportive and open-minded friend. Thanks for the app. So basically the complete opposite of what you just said.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's what like 16 plus years of knowing each other kind of does. I don't think that's necessarily true. I don't think just knowing someone for a long period of time inherently makes them like... I can speak about past issues because they've matured years of maturing, so I feel like I can talk to them in a sense that makes sense to most people, and I can explain shit in a way that is, like, getting to the point

and explaining deep things because I've been there, done that. And you're a very good listener. I like to think so. I've been trying to do the Rick and Morty mouth. Andrew Roo, 12, left another positive one. It's fascinating to me how the cast has evolved. Jim and James used to be much more shy in the early episodes, and Alex filled the role of constant chaos and prompted the boys,

and it felt like it was Alex versus the rest of the cast. Now everyone's leveled out, more or less, and James has filled the role of inciting chaos, whereas Alex is more mob-mannered and Jim is a wild-class. I think James overestimates how chaotic he was in the early days. He had moments of brilliance where he'd drop a bombshell now and again, but in the Curry episode especially, James is just genuinely angry the whole time. See, no, but that makes sense because that era was crackhead era.

So that, like, constant chaos just kind of fit with that era of you. But, yeah, early me was really shy. I just didn't have any confidence in talking, and especially with the fact that I was away from Jara for like weeks at a time that I just didn't have that position within Jha as we've talked about before that's cool though that there's a clear beginning and then change hundreds of episodes later yeah it's definitely what you want if he was still like this like today like that

there are people that don't really change though I just don't surely you just give up doing YouTube If we were identical to back then I would have walked away from Joe already Well yeah I don't know how we could be the same That's the beauty of us baby Scourge left one saying you guys might already know

But in America we say how's it going a lot Or how are you Pretty much the same meaning as you're right We're not Where we're not actually asking how they are It's more like hello And I 100% agree with you that it sucks like a duck That's that new phrase

I actually wanted your input on this discussion Yeah because this is you were talking about Like small interactions with people Where you ask like oh how you doing How are you? When it's kind of expected that it's not actually going to go deep into how you actually are It's just more surface level Yeah, I'm right

And then the other person says yeah How are you? I'm all right And then it And then that's it Yeah You want to know my thoughts on that Well, because I'm quite passionate in that I think it should be abolished. Anarchy, Jamie wants anarchy.

No, I don't want Anarchy. I just want people to be genuine. I agree that I would prefer a world where we can just be straight up, but it's not the world we live in. I mean, it's not about that, though. It's about using, like, we've taken, are you all right, and manipulated it into something that means something else. So you're saying you think it trivializes the real? Yeah, because now if I ask, You or James, are you all right?

I feel like it's about the delivery. Are you all right? Or, you're right? Yeah, you're right. It's you're white, not anything. You or white, that's so. But you still, like, it makes it so you have that knee-jerk reaction to the question, are you all right?

Mm. The knee-jerk is, yeah, I'm good. Or, yeah. You're right? I suppose you do have the option to be like, actually I'm not all right I'm in a bad place right now but then you're not going to do that

if it's like a surface level working traction or something yeah but like even walking past someone you like know to a small degree like on the street you will say

you will write to each other no I'd say get out of my way yeah I say move it idiot you're just built different just ignore them just walk past

that's no but that's you can't do that if they don't say anything to you you don't know they say you're right then yeah you've got to apply then you've got to but like in that in that scenario it's even more intensified just say you're depressed just start crying yeah then they'll walk away really quickly and just problem solved final one for housekeeping before we go into some topics marcus barbosa said James would love Texas we have lots of highways lots of driving it's very sprawled out moved to San Antonio my hometown and travel to Austin for nights out where I currently live only an hour drive what were you to why are you talking about

Texas I can't remember that so there was a question that said how much would James have to be paid to move to Texas fair I just wouldn't I'm not gonna go to the the state or ever that read Ted fucking Cruz is like a major part of, like, their political fucking existence. And American highways are boring. Yeah, you'd always told me about the whole grid system and the driving in America not being that good and stuff. Now I've seen the American roads, at least in one state of my own eyes.

More on your side. If James knows anything, it's the state of roads and driving. Around the world. especially in countries he's never driven in you don't need to you don't need to driving you just you can just look at a road and know it's decent you look at these videos of the American like road trips and it's just like they're just driving straight

that that is instantly bad yeah it's but if you're going on a road trip you don't want it to be really taxing that's the point in the best that's why you've gone a road trip because it's a road trip you want it to be tack you want to go to cool locations and you know possibly crash your car

if you're driving for like 12 hours or some shit you don't want it to be like twisty turning so no but here's a thing like no you I do if that that for 12 hours 12 hours 12 hours straight is like you're going through

multiple countries in Europe so there's a there's a massive difference in the geographical places you're driving through but when you're doing a road trip in America is not that you're 12 hours of the same motorway, the same everything, when you could just drive to Norway from England right now,

go through all of it, and boom, that's a whole experience. Why would you pick America when you could pick that? You might live there? You live in America? I'm saying you might choose to drive through America instead of driving to Norway if you lived in America. Yeah. Well, then it's not a choice.

You got to because you're right. So yeah I'm crazy jet lag Because I went on a You abandoned us Put it as it is Keep passing me that you I need it

To like stay on target To stay on focus for this No I need it I need it Fuck You're throwing me off I've been in a I was in Canada

Toronto 6th not Toronto Vancouver That's what you told me. At first I said Toronto, but I was wrong. It's Vancouver. Alaska. Yeah, so I went to Alaska. Yeah, I went on a trip to Vancouver to visit YMS, YouTuber, Adam. We do side-on-a-cust with for the 100th episode. It all kind of lined up. And, yeah, I had a crazy trip, doing all sorts of different things, showing me the sites,

going on to the best restaurants, the best bars, some amazing seafood, all the things. this Asian food. You had seafood without me. Yeah. James has this thing where if you do anything without him, he gets upset. You went to Canada without me. What? But sorry,

continue, bro. Yeah, really cool city. I wasn't like planning to go to Canada anytime soon. It was more like imprompt to and he's like invited me and it's like a place to stay and it's like, why would I not? Yeah.

Why would I turn down the opportunity to have YMS show me around like Canada and we did a little impromptu to trip through Seattle to go to this ferry convention, which I can't wait to talk to you guys about. And yeah, honestly, that was one of the more like culture shocky elements because I've never traveled internationally by myself. Trying to think the last time I even traveled internationally, I guess it was when we were. were, like, kids, like, going to America? You went on a... You went on a holiday to Europe. But that was just a Greece. This was, like, a nine and a half hour flight going to...

Yeah. About the world, I'm really explored very much. For a journey that long, the closest thing for you would have been New Zealand. When you were, you just turned 13? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So... You turned 12. And I've got to say the lack of roundabout.

was definitely a disturbing aspect of Canada and America. I saw one roundabout the whole time. And it was a whole... You saw a roundabout? In Canada, yeah. Yeah, when we were driving. Civilized part of that part of the world. Because I introduced the magic roundabout to Adam and Scoot.

And they were quite shocked. Enamored to see the state of the environment we live in over here. That's no, but I don't get that. That's so easy. The magic roundabout is not easy It's fucking easy as fuck It's not It makes so much sense

Because it no but the thing is That wouldn't exist if it didn't work perfectly It still exists Because it works Like just looking at it now You go in the lane you want to go And you will end up that way It's so fucking easy man

All these people who mock the magic roundabout Just talking shit man so yeah it was um it was quite an experience having two canadians take you through america and like show you around we went to like a big walmart and stuff and so it was like a funny tinge to have because like they're Canadians well yeah the the British will have a certain perspective on America and Canadians will have a different perspective on yeah exactly Literally bordering that country.

And honestly, where we stayed in Seattle for this convention, it was like this really Bunce Hotel in the middle of Seattle, and one of the floors had this furry convention on it. It's like floor five or something. What I saw on Fox News that evening was like crazier than anything I saw at the furry convention, which is pretty funny, but just speaking of, Like, for example, I showed this to James earlier, but, like, in the evening, like, Adam just had to show me Fox News because I'd never, I'd only ever seen, like, clips and I know about, you know, like, what it's all about. Yeah, the gist.

But, um, like, this, this ad kept coming on. And I guess a lot of Americans already know about this guy. He's kind of a figure in one form or another. Um, he's, he's clearly famous. I even saw, suggested on YouTube there's, like. a YouTube like parody like animated thing of him so people clearly know who I am who he is oh my god my brain is dying but um but listen to this Jim Mike Mandel the CEO of my pillow cancel culture has not only affected myself in my

pillow but also millions of you out there well my employees and I want to personally thank each and every one of you for all your support and we want to pass the savings directly on to you at my pillow be a so this was like i saw this multiple times this exact advert this exact advert this like what do you call it the like tele sales bullshit it's like you know showing the different products to each other and shit i just like the beginning bit where he says he mentions yeah what does that mean cancel culture has not only affected myself and my pillow myself and my pit what does he mean

what's this guy been cancelled for um adam did tell me but i honestly can't remember right now it's kind of a crazy week um probably like a sex offender or something but yeah it's unfortunate to hear about his cancelled pillow

but yeah cancel the man but don't cancel his pillow so what do you you actually think happens at a fairy convention because you were telling me like you couldn't imagine me or picture me being at one or what like yeah i did say that but now that you just said what do you think actually happens at a furry convention i have no and i yeah i had no idea i have no concept like look there's going to be a show like nearby do you want to come along and it's like

yeah why would i why would i want to turn this down you know like a oh yeah no i agree i agree on it's a No, I'd go to one under the same circumstance. Yeah, it's such a memorable experience. And to be fair, to the furry community, they get a lot of shit online. Yeah, they get a ton of shit online, even from me. But by people who don't know anything about it. Exactly, yeah, which was what I was going to say.

Because years and years ago, way when I started IA.G, I did the I Hate Furries video, which ironically was my introduction to fairies because of the response of fairies watching it and, like, defending themselves in the comments. and over the time, like, listening to people and talking with various YouTubers about it, I've got to know sort of what it's about and what it, like, represents and how there's this kind of vocal minority of fairies that make them look, like, really bad when the majority

of them are just, like, perfectly, like, normal, friendly people. Like, everyone I met was, like, super nice, super chill, just, like, drinking, talking about video games and just you know normal shit like it was an awesome time um so what what makes it a furry convention it's like the reason everyone's going there it's like they're all like joined with this unique cause with it's like part of their identity right um it's difficult for me to fully explain because i'm not a furry and i can't really speak on behalf of like yeah yeah what it means. However, I can understand like struggling with one's identity and how sort of personal and difficult that can be. And just seeing the kind of positivity and like a real

like energy to it where everyone was like so friendly and forthcoming and everyone was so willing to like answer all my questions and talk to me about it and super inviting. It was just a super chill time to be honest. It was it was really fun. don't know how you would like ever get the i had such a bespoke unique experience having like adam there to like yeah because he's already so into it and like you could just show me around and introduce me to people i don't know what it would be like otherwise um and i i did hear like apparently this is quite a toned downed one compared to what they can be like or something um yeah i seem to remember was it like a specific there's a certain really controversial one that internet

historian did a video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, which is really set, like a bad, like, optics view on fairies or whatever. Um, I'm sure like crazy shit happens everywhere, but I mean, you know, any time like groups of people come together where there be festivals, fairy conventions, gamer conventions, weird shit is going to be going down, you know. People are weird, like, yeah. Yeah, who would have thought to restore your faith in humanity, you just have

to go to a third convention and see that's what yeah yeah you just need a bespoke journey with YMS to take you through and yeah they were telling me like all sorts of stories about like previous ones and the kind

of like cringe and shit you can see it like certain ones like they were telling me about how some of these cons have these like talent shows that wasn't that unfortunately wasn't one at this event because I would have would have enjoyed seeing that but uh

yeah it sounds like it can just get properly wacky and have all sorts going on but yeah shout out to the furry community out there for being chill chill people you can they're fucking everywhere they're fucking everywhere furries they're infiltrating we've seen like uh the different like serials and now shit and like zootopia and all this shit it's like slowly seeping in because all these animators and everything yeah yeah so many YouTubers it's like what what is the definition of a ferry that um

that's kind of something they're explaining to me where it's it's pretty formless and you can kind of make it what you want like some people take it real serious right yeah um and others less so and it's just really i guess accepting to whatever you want to make it so like uh

there's obviously like the whole fur suit thing right people like they have their fur sonar and they want to like make the suit and wear the suit and I saw so many suits and there's this kind of they're trying to explain it to me this like hierarchy

within the furry community where like the people in fur suits are like at the top they get all the attention and this this kind of like battle for attention within the yeah like celebrity yeah kind of clout yeah in a way clout

so like the more impressive and grand and unique your suit is it's like it is like a kind of clout thing it's just an arts things it's like these people some these people are like super into crafting things with fabrics and whatnot so if they're making these intricate fucking designs it's like it's just pure hobby it's absolutely no fucking different to car meets yeah they're i don't like i say sort of enthusiasm just in a different direction like there was a there a bunch of tables where it was just like artists or drawing and shit like

it seems like you can kind of make it what you want to be honest because it's just a social thing is it all that's what it mostly was yeah it was just loads of like hotel room parties of like drinking and just chilling and talking

because that's the thing it's like I don't know I've recently gone to a car meet just this last weekend and I went just because it's like I'm going to talk to people like ours and I had a fucking great time doing it went by myself great time there's no different between

if you're going to gamescom if you go into like any of these conventions of shared hobbies they're all the same and anyone who mocks it or jokes about it because they're uninformed it's just like you're miserable and you've got a miserable life

yeah because that was something about everyone was so like happy because it's like the vibe it's like once you start talk everyone's probably had this once you start talking to some of a shared passion you just fucking explode of dopamine so you're exploding the person you're talking to is exploding

the whole fucking room was just exploding full of this fucking dopamine and these endorphins this like great fucking time all around and there are a few people there I wasn't expecting to be there like in the evening

like Billy the Fridge was there I don't know if you know who he is James but I was quite familiar with Billy the Fridge and the like drunken peasants podcast and shit Oh I've heard of it yeah Ben from that was there they were really chill guys

I haven't laughed like that in a while we went to we went to this place called Fat Shack in in Seattle which they described as Billy the Fridges like

um what's the word my brain is actually so flat relapse like restaurant because he'd lost a bunch of weight and it was like his relapse place and uh it was a it was like a stereotypical

kind of American food establishment It sounds like the most stereotypical American You just picture it so perfectly Yeah I can't actually remember Exactly what was in It was like these sandwiches

With like fries stuffed in them Like every type of meat you can imagine Probably like rolled in lard or whatever Did taste pretty good though But the kind of bad good So I know this is like terrible for me Yeah like it's killing you from the instant Yeah but all the kind of MSG

and the flavorings and shit MSG? It's just MSG it's metal solid gear Okay thanks clearing that Yeah um I guess jarlings can leave like comments and shit If they've got any more specific questions Yeah because like my brain is like a blur

Because that was only like a small little thing we did Within the whole greater trip As well And I'm like still running on fumes I still haven't caught up on sleep but I had an awesome time he was an amazing host I've always had a lot of respect for Adam

and yeah lived up to my expectations so sick did you um while in Seattle visit 343 by any Jones to see the state of Haley

are they in Seattle yeah I guess I'd never my that's another thing my geography is pretty appalling um it only, like, I only start mapping it once I've been there and I have some, like, frame of reference of like, okay, I went on the plane flight for that long. I like, on the plane, they have, like, the little screen.

Yeah, the map. With, like, the plane going across the world. And it's like, oh, this is like, okay, this is good from the way I've, like, visualized things in my head or whatever. But, yeah, unless I've been there, I can't really figure out where the fuck are going on. So I know where Seattle is now. I know where Vancouver is. Everything else, it's just fucking grey blob. Everywhere else is just New York and or L.A.

Yeah. Yeah. It's in Seattle where they film that show that's based in New York. What shade? Which one? Always sunny in Philadelphia. That's an inside joke that nobody will get. I didn't know what you're on about, bro.

I'm trying to think. It did so much stuff. It's actually based in Seattle, isn't it? Surely it's filmed in L.A. Before it's in Seattle? That's where everything's filmed. No, you're saying no, sorry? We saw a...

Just like on vehicles and things when driving through America. Like the... Everyone knows, like, the stereotypes, right? Like the... Guns. The guns. guns and the trucks and everything. I was like, man, and the excess

especially. Yeah. Like the excess was like, whoa. Like going into Walmart, there's a picture of me on Twitter with the giant can of beans. I was just trying to think like, I was just trying to think like, under what circumstance would I

would I need a can of beans this big? Unless I had a family of like 10. This feel like a 60s nuclear family bunker. Imagine having 100. of those cans you'd survive yeah you you could live for generations in nuclear bunkers with beans yeah just cans and cans giant cans of beans yeah that was quite wacky like it was such a giant establishment this walmart um that you could just get lost in it like it was that

giant inside so many set like it had you could buy like bicycles in there you could buy shotguns in you could buy that sounds like shotguns and bicycles but like it was so giant like if you wanted to try out a bicycle you could just take it off the thing and just ride it around

oh no way that is there a bike with a mounted shotgun on it you got to take that to the gun aisle and combine with your coupon whatever 58 different flavors of Gatorade and orias

and don't say don't tell Jamie did you get any Gatorade? Did you drink? I did drink Gatorade because it's good when you're a bit hung over. Just like Luke'saders. But what Gatorade? I had the orange one and the blue one. The two you can get here. The two you can get here. Those are like the main ones. Yeah, blue Gatorade is magnificent. Yeah, at first I rejected the blue Gatorade because it's like blue. Yeah, it's bright and it's not advertised as like blueberry flavor or something. Yeah, it's just Gatorade.

flavors. Yeah. It's gator flavor. But yeah, it's good stuff. Yeah, I'm trying to think of anything else of note to throw out there right now. I'll have to come back to it next episode

because again, as I say, I'm jellybrain right now. You're not the only one. Smooth brain. I'm smooth-brained right now. No, I'm smooth-brained at all times. What does smooth-brain mean? It means your brain's smooth.

It was like you're just a way of saying someone's stupid. Yeah, it's like, you say the same as like, yeah. You're not the, I'm not a lot. James is jet lagged as well. No, I've got a meal. Uh-oh. You're fucking not. Do you want to feel my throat right now?

Because it's dry as fuck. Yeah, I know what I just did. No, I've got like a really, really dry throat. So I've got like a cold coming I'm ill again I've got Co Corona I'm ill

You're not fucking ill No no illness is done I'm done with fucking illness We've all been ill plenty We've been ill enough Please just hold off at least until January 1st So we can say it's a new year of illness No I want to get as ill as possible

It's too soon Yeah it's still too soon But at least I'm something that'll break it No I'm putting my foot down I'm not going to get ill for the next six months. You're going to get ill because I'm going to give you illness. When I feel your throat. Precisely.

What else was it? Yeah, it was interesting how the kind of meme about Canada and its people is that they're really friendly and polite. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, true. Like, even when, like, it's really funny, like, if you're having, like, banter with a Canadian, they'll like make the banter, like, kind of normal insult and then apologize right after it it's like the funniest thing yeah yeah awesome

I'm glad you enjoyed your trip and I felt at home because the climate in Vancouver's just the same as here like it was just like overcast and raining and kind of cold and cloudy yeah so you're gonna move there yep that's what I'm announcing I'm actually living there now we're all there. Yeah, we're moving this out. There. Yeah. Any other little nuggets of truth?

Hmm. You fucked us. What the nuggets are there? What? Say that again? How did I fuck you? Oh, by not telling you how to set up the mics. Yeah, but this is how greatness is born. Because you did it, didn't you?

You sold it? There was a problem. Don't look at James one saying, though. James got angry and sat down. Who solved the mic thing? Jamie sold the mic thing. How did you solve the mic thing? How did you figure it out?

I just fuck him with it. Yeah, there you go. And I... You could have told me, by the way, because you texted me like, oh, I can't get into your laptop without the password, so I texted the password. Then I was waiting for you to be like,

oh, how do you do like this or that? And I never got it. Oh, really? Oh, really? It's just that we... Yeah, we thought you'd be, like, oh, I can't message you. When I first texted you about the password to that.

laptop um he was like 20 minutes yeah it was like 20 minutes and me and james were like hunting around the house for a password because we just watched red notice so we're just hunting for clues we were imagining being like indiana jones type so we were like looking for the clues and stuff of which there was none yeah no clues we just sort of looked at lego for a bit is that why they were like random lego sets like around yes there was like an extra X-wing in the study. Yeah, there's Poe's X-wing which I just found in a drawer. Oh, was it?

Yeah, it was just in a drawer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were getting frustrated trying to find this person. So, Jamie was just like, me-o! I was flying it around, like, whh-h-hm. I was saying this to Jim, but I'm thinking about selling a bunch of my logo. Resetting again. Doing the great reset mark two.

What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? As in, like, selling, purging a bunch of my set. bunch of my sets selling them. Why? Because um, we've got a bunch of ones I don't want. Like? It's just like clutter.

Um, I'd say like all of the episode seven shit I bought. Okay, okay. That's fair. So like, so like ones like the Trafalgar Square one? Well, no, that one I would keep specifically because that one has sentimental value to me. Well, but like other architect ones. I like the architect ones and I like the ideas. So you wouldn't sell those ones? No, I can point out to you in the Lego room

Which ones I want and which ones I He wants to sell his his X-wing His UCS X-Wing I don't know if this is controversial But it's one of my least favorite UCSs Sorry But it's the X-wing You should, you should just purge

Do it Yeah, I don't love that set For every reason I don't know if it's because I associate the build With being like so boring Because it was really boring That one specifically Was it?

I thought, do you not find it all Lego fun? Because it's like when I built my charger, I was like doing chunks and I found it really fun. Um, no. Some, it's like, it's one of the measurements is like how fun is the build. And because the X-wing, you're building the same wing four times.

That's shit boring. Okay, yeah, I do get it. But they are a bit different. That's not enough. Oh, but it's the X-wing, though. Shall I just throw it out the window? Yeah, let me do it. No, that's a joke we made while you were away,

because we all remember when James took my model Lego airplane and threw it down the stairs. No, this actually adds into the conversation we held last week about when I just lose my filter. And that is one of the perfect situations. I was like, oh, Jamie's Lego set that he's pad in his room, I'm just going to throw it down a flight of stairs. Like, no thought.

Boom. You know, all of my dreams of aviation died in that moment. I found it so funny as well. No, but it would have been funny if it was like a normal Lego set. True, yeah. It's got a bespoke piece. Yeah, you've been using that word a lot today. It's just kind of the way my brain works, I suppose.

I'd like, I have a word of the day, basically. No, that's a good way to vocabulate. Yeah, that was something Adam pointed out is apparently I say cheers a lot. You do, you say A hell of a lot, yeah. I say cheers a lot, but... I think that's from Dad. There might be a Kiwi thing.

So when you say thank you, it's just cheers. Yeah. Yeah, I say that all the time. Yeah, no, it's, it's very British to say cheers a lot. Yeah, okay. But to, in other parts of the world, cheers specifically means like, cheers. Just when you have a drink.

Like, let's cheer, yeah. Mm, yeah. So, yeah, that makes sense. That's why that will be noticeable. But yeah, James snapped the, the wing of my, like, a airplane. And it hurt. Yeah, that's the thing,

because I find it really funny, but you didn't. Yeah, because you broke something of mine. I feel like it's kind of reasonable that I wasn't really that thrilled. And also, I thought it was kind of a cool set.

It was just like an airliner. Yeah, it was. I can picture. It was a cool set. It was. That was one of the sets I never personally wanted, but I really wanted you to get just like to look at it.

Yeah. Yeah, and I had it for ages and James broke it. so it was funny at the time it wasn't it wasn't funny it's funny to me did you find it funny at the time no because we rebuilt it I'd but you can't rebuild something that's broken I was torn on it because I did have to admit I found it act of it funny but in my heart I knew that very piece that you're talking about would not survive that fall and I knew that would fuck it and this is before I knew about brick link so it wouldn't have been

it would have just been over you know what was over yeah exactly like I said my dreams of aviation my passion for flying died

in the the short trip from the the second floor of my house down to the first um um

why is I said such a fucking why is there no guilt I'm getting torn up inside just thinking about this and you're fucking having a a whale of a time.

It was funny! I can't... I'm just hyperactive. What can I say? Sorry? No, I just say sorry. You're sorry would suffice.

I did feel guilt. Just like a day after. Do you know what was funny? What? When you slung the black ops disc down the stairs and it like hit the side and smashed. Yeah, because I loved black ops.

It was like damaging myself. yeah i'd say as far as like things james is just kind of spontaneously destroyed the plane ain't at the top it's more like yeah the discs i remember and things like that yeah there were much more of them but the one that i remember the most because it shook me to my core um reverberated through every ounce of this is why it's some unfortunate james doesn't have a pisser type car because then can you imagine like the crazy shit he would do with the car you actually have no investment in this is what no yeah

it would just be a missile just like going around a corner handbrake turn into a lamp post why not like it like it like it's good you don't have one actually no no no I it it would die a very very horrible death or I would in it it's like there's no in between

this is why I was sensible named a Mazda because it wasn't real wheel drive but now the new car is what new cut the laurel you said it's front wheel no it's wheel drove okay okay all right then absolutely I'm going to buy pisser and it's going to hit your pisser okay we're gonna be touching pissers do you know I was um thinking about the other day because of all this

convention shit on my mind how sad it is we missed out on mindcom Yeah, MindCon. You should have made more of an effort, because it was in London. We should have made more of an effort to get to MindCon. No. No, but you don't get any enjoyment from like... Cringe. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. I can get enjoyment from cringe, but the second I become part of the cringe, it gets a bit... I don't know. Maybe I'm a pussy or thing for saying that. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like MindCon would have been an experience when you'd never feel. forget. Oh, absolutely. I will never forget

MindCon and I was never even there. Yeah, COVID killed that as well. Actually, no, I think it died before. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it died. Yeah. Like, too many, uh... How do you mord of this texture? You imagine that. You're like one of the developers, like, you got to answer these questions, these like six-year-olds, like. I think it was ruined because it allowed six yards to go in the first place Who else is going to show up to a mine corner apart from me

I never even went Yeah Yeah but you're showing regret that you didn't You would of if you could Could have wound up in one of those compilation videos What question would you ask? I would have just like waited till I heard the worst question possible

and then just repeat whatever that question was How do you mod the texture pattern to that? Yeah, you'd have to do it really succinctly Posh Oh another thing was I heard a lot of Really bad Like English accents

That like Canadians were trying to do And they're very bad at it uh they they because like the the the you know the the the like british meme online is the in it thing in it so um that's what it was just everyone's saying in it like with a really bad canadian um i can't even imagine how a it's like it's like so it's like not even recognize it could be just like it's just so wrong and it's unfortunate as well because i never used the word in it either do i ever say in it no no we only use in it when we're trying to be rowed.

We never use it otherwise. Nah, you're wrong. In it? Isn't it? Yeah. And I feel like you probably play up as well more when you're in like a different country and stuff. Like if you're the ob-one-out, like random British guy,

who's just in Canada. Because, like, you're just like an alien. You got a weird voice. you're from like the place with the magic roundabout it's just like crazy town is that what everyone was asking you have you ever really seen it have you seen the magic roundabout you're telling me you've been across the magic roundabout you're telling me you've braved the magic roundabout you braved it yeah yeah it's cool place though I'd recommend going there I don't know what the rest of Canada's like yeah you've made me want to go to Canada

because it was a place I always thought yeah it sounds it sounds yeah Yeah, because honestly, I'm not that into the idea of, like, really snowy places. We go to trudge through snow everywhere. Yeah. And I suppose there are some places it would be cool to experience that. But in, like, November, to go to an even colder place covered with snow, I don't know if I could deal with that. But it was, as I say, just sort of more like here in Vancouver, it's like right by the sea. so it's that cold chill in the air

but I saw coyote that was weird and these weird fat squirrels did I show you a video of the fat squirrels I saw the fat squirrels it's pretty weird um these like almost domesticated squirrels

that just come up to you yeah I don't know how I feel about that I don't like rodents coming into my space well yeah I was like frozen on the spot because they were running right up to you and like going like dibby shit

I felt like Dr. Doolittle. I thought, oh, I finally snapped, have I? After all this. Just surrounded by moors. Yeah, just all these moors. King Julius. Yeah. It's weird to see, like, fat squirrels, like, still in the environment.

And they're just, like, fat as fuck. Just, like, feed me. Yeah I guess that's why They're just getting fed all the time So they're you know Stop feeding them That's my takeaway

Damn, okay Alright Okay Life can be a dick Sometimes get your dick From out your hand And don't be a dick Wear a dick

Dick the head t-shirts Available now Check the description below Welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the community. If we'll leave your own questions for us to answer in future episodes, head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit. You can ask us whatever you like. Just like Pill and Face did, who said, what are James's thoughts on red, Taylor Swift's version? You tell me, I haven't listened to Taylor Swift's latest album where she's finally free from the grips,

from the oppressive grip of, you know, that guy who owns all their music for some reason because that industry is just so fucked up. Do you not know about this? I feel like a record label end it. Yeah, that's what I mean.

The guy, the man. Oh, the man owns it? Mm-hmm. Oh. The freaking man. Okay. James doesn't have one. He's too tired for this one today.

Um... Oh, man. when they give me this type of one I never really know what to do um so I'm just going to skip it what's the point of even saying that if you're just going to skip it because it's one of these ones

where like I have to read it through and then be like oh like they're giving me like a challenge I've got to like act some I've got to do something why'd you even highlight it then I'm not in the head space to do that maybe I'll save it um zoydberg 33 says whose hand is on the dick the head shirt

I've owned two Dick the Head shirts and I've been listening to the cast for three years now and this question has always been on my mind but I've never gotten around to asking it thanks Jarron has always game on It's only gonna be one person's hand It's pisser dicks Hmm

It's pisser dick's hand We could answer it by just picking it up And each holding it up It would be the hat Well it kind of proves which hand is the best For hand jobs What? Because it's touching dick Ah okay

Well do we want to do that No, it's you. It's your hand. Okay. One trait farta says, I just started playing Dark Souls 1. Can Jamie give me some pointers? Mm. Okay. Here's an important one.

Level up resistance. You're going to need to resist. What does resistance do? Resistance. Does it make you resist? Yeah, it allows you to, um, How do I put this in simple

terms? You don't get like debuffs. Very nice. That's true. You get like a debuff? Resistance to...

No, it's actually a meme in Dark Souls 1. Do not level up resistance. Oh, okay. Everything you level up in the game levels up like base stats. like your just basic defence and poison resist and stuff and resistance is a stat you can level up

that levels up everything that everything else does apart from the important things that the other ones level up right okay pointers um stick with it i don't know it's if you're doing a blind And if you're doing a blind play-through, like, you're going to make mistakes. And also, don't be afraid to, like, start again. Because the amount of times I've, like, started a playthrough,

even given... Some games are just best that way. Like, that's what I did with, like, X-com to get into it. Where when you're just figuring it out, and you just like, fuck yourself and it's like, right, start again. You kind of know what's up now. Even though I think it's harder to fuck yourself. in Dark Souls, like it's...

Yeah. Yeah. Thomas O'Co says, We'd like to know the story behind the super weed Alex smirked in Canada. So, this guy called J.R. had this, like, what's they call it, resin or something? It's like the purest form of weed, I guess.

And he had this little, like, vaporizer thing. or whatever they call it dabbering or whatever the fuck Adam warned me you said just have a little bit but me I was like nah I'll be right so yeah

I tried this thing crazy high and then went on Adam's like live stream playing Mary Patti just like it made it so I could only like super hyper focus on one thing at a time yeah so it was like either maria party was like all

i could do or read the chat was all i could do like talk was not really an option it's just brain dead um yeah it's crazy i i that was something i wasn't expecting i didn't realize it had i knew weed was legal there but i didn't realize quite what came with that not really i don't think i've ever visited anywhere where it's where it's legal um So, of course, every street, multiple shops selling it, branding everywhere. Apparently, even when it was illegal, they'd even have, like, Amsterdam-style, like, cafes open, and the cops would just ignore it, because there's always just been, like, a culture of it there. So there's obviously some just radical consumption on that side, and everyone's talking about cross-fading and everything.

So with this superweed, the resin, was it too much um it was definitely too much to like be on a live stream or do anything really what do you mean by like would you do it again but under different

circumstances I reckon I would have been fine if I didn't go in for round two right um because he he kept preparing he kept preparing it and me like just have that I should have like been like okay I'm good after the first one or whatever

The first dip Yeah, never double dip Yeah Yeah, I learned my lesson At least I didn't green out On a, on a Twitch stream That would have been bad I admit

Well, say it But My last experience of read has been like It's always been greening out You haven't greened out I don't think haven't I think I have I think you've you've greened out once I think yeah do you think so yeah but not the last time last time is a join because you were always no I think this the

drink part that's fucking you when because you've always been drinking really heavily whenever hmm but the thing I've greened up I greened out I greened out because I started having a panic attack because that's the first time I listened to the life of Pablo I was I can fucking do anything, but I was just like, just, I was having a panic attack because I thought I was suffocating but I couldn't do anything about it and I couldn't say anything or do anything because it was just

life of Pablo and I was like, just in the life of Pablo. My whole world was life of Pablo. You were Pablo and it just was the weirdest, it was the best fucking thing, but it was just like extreme dread. Like, I'm going to fucking die now. I'm going to die because I'm going to suffocate

because I couldn't breathe. But usually you didn't know anything about it because I was just fucked out my face, just sitting in that chair just kind of spinning around in circles a bit. That was a puk one? Yeah. That was before the puke one. That was a different, okay. This was the first bong time.

Hmm. First bonger experience, and it just didn't go well. The puke time was when we had bong as well, but I had like six. But that was when you'd also had a shit done. I was, I was, like, drinking milk and shit. No, I was, I was black out. I was blacked out while still drinking.

Yeah, that's the thing with blacking out Just because you've blacked out Doesn't mean you're gonna stop drinking If anything it means the opposite Because brain just goes Hmm, me feel funny Me want more funny Because that day

That day we started drinking at 5 And we were still drinking at like 11 midnight We didn't feel Yeah, if not more It went later than that I think Yeah I just remember Yeah, because that's when I just disappeared

yeah you like you disappeared at like it would have been like three or four in the morning it was really really early yeah and it was bizarre you vanished and then but I saw like

your phone and wallet there and I was like running around the house like Jim you must be on the toilet what the fuck is I couldn't find you anywhere then yeah

it's weird my brain was just like you know what this funny has been funny but come on bedtime enough enough it's just like well just gone it's more it's crazy it's like that must be what being an animal is like yeah it's just like i know where i live but i don't know where i live you know yeah yeah but i can i can my body's just gonna take me there like a cat yeah exactly i think i became billy in that night yeah just walk come home really

yeah see come home hungry as fuck i but Because my green and our experiences, I've found the perfect amount of tolerance. It's just like one, two puffs of a blunt, and it's just like, I'm nice. It's a fucking great time. Because it's just like I'm a little bit tipsy. Yeah, that's what you need, really. I just don't want to touch bong, ever again. I think there is definitely something to if you're drinking, then smoking, compared to smoking, then drinking.

Yeah, I've always found that as well. Because drinking, then smoking leads to late. Terrible time. it feels like more stupid behavior yeah yeah I agree I agree

Amsterdam 2022 Snoop Dog apparently rates the BC bud or whatever BC bud Vancouver Vancouver

weed or whatever whatever that means yeah I'll take his word for it over the most peoples yeah I mean our standards here are pretty low

and as far as that stuff's concerned because yeah it's like illegal we will smoke literal grass not grass yeah yeah yeah we'll just go into the garden

pick up a handful leave it like above the oven to dry and then just grind it up and just see what happens yeah if it's got a bit of dog shit yeah

it just adds to the fun a crunchy snatch says which period of history more than 100 years ago would you least and most like to live in more than 100 years ago we've wanted this

question before. Ancient Greece. We've answered every question before, but put a new spin on it. Ancient Greece, no bad time. Why? Because the states and the cities were warring a lot. Like Sparta. Yeah, but I wouldn't be there.

Or where would you be? Top of Mount Olympus, that's where I'd be. They were all fighting all the time. You don't want to be an ancient Greece. Not top of Olympus. I'd be post attack of the Titans. So then then they'd just be control by Rome

or the Fianwobby Empire like Greece is not no pre-Rome post-titans surely there's there must be a little pocket of Greece you could have lived in that would have been no Rome would probably be the best

while it's under Rome control because it still had a lot of independence in terms of the small cities and it was like a tallest place for Rome so you just have the Greek lifestyle with just Rome's Romans being there for campaigns

You know what I think would have been late Was um like Arabia Post coffee invention Like just after the Coffee went mainstream Yeah Suddenly everyone's really efficient

Everyone's shaking all the time Yeah everyone's just going Mm-hmm That's the world I want to be in Thank God they discovered that Yeah Thank God I wonder if any other

like coffee equivalent will be discovered You know something I found out When I was in Canada It was apparently They get the like fake Strawberry Like flavor the artificial strawberry flavor From

The like anus gland of a beaver No fuck or ho No way I'm gonna choose to not believe that. It's not true. The amount of beavers you'd have to kill to get the fucking smallest amount of strawberry

flavor. Dude, you know, I'm sure there have been many beaver massacres in history, you know? It would just be easier to grow strawberries. No, but they're not artificial, you know? Yeah, they're just real strawberries.

Shall I fact check right now? No, you don't need to fact check that way. Beaver Um What's the best way to phrase this Without being put on a watch list Beaver gland strawberry

That wouldn't get anything Beaver go I might have been wrong Oh no no It's beaver but Strawberry fun Um I might have got strawberry And vanilla mixed up

Beaver butts emit goo Used for vanilla flavouring That's different That's like shit It's just using beaver shit No no but like flavouring I'm correct. Yeah, but it's not cutting...

The FDA regards castorium as natural flavoring. So when they put natural flavoring on it, that includes beaver fucking juice. No, but you said cutting like the buttholes, like an actual part of their flesh

that's being cut. No, no, the gland. No, I said the gland, like the... The prostate. The beaver prostate is for the miller goodness. The bum squirt. The beaver's bum squirt

is being used in artificial flavorings. Oh, here we, there's a whole Wikipedia on it. It's called castorium. is a yellowish exudate from the castor sacks of mature beavers beavers use this in combination with urine

to scent mark their territory both beaver sexes have a pair of castor sacks and a pair of anal glands located in two cavities under the skin between the pelvis and the base of the tail the castor sacks are not true glands on a cellular level hence references to these structures

as proputial glands castor glands or scent glands are misnomer. Alex, are you saying that vanilla flavouring is this? One of the most expensive... So probably like the ice cream that comes with like pizza hut.

Yeah, cookie dough. It's probably full of beaver. Well, no, it wouldn't be here because surely there's not beavers here. I'm sure they can just... It's one of Canada's biggest exports. Beaver, asshole. well no it's just being resourceful yeah use what you got

use it or lose it I mean actually is that is is knowing that really going to stop you from having vanilla is the nicest fucking thing right vanilla is expensive and kind of rare and if you can get a similar effect from a beaver's asshole I mean

why they're not mass beaver farms because you might be if it's like an extract thing you might be able to formulate a lot of it from a small amount I don't know. I'm not a... A vanilla specialist. The Canadians clubbing beavers as well.

Yeah, like I saw an unfortunate one just like make his way into the center of the city and it was fucking rampage. People just swarmed it. Give me that gland. Just fighting over the gland. Why the other fuck did that come up? What was it that sparked that memory? Oh, whatever. Or when we wouldn't want to live or some shit.

Oh, yeah. When would you want to live? I wouldn't want to live whenever they discovered this beaver shit. You want to be pre-beaver. Tastes real vanilla. You try real vanilla and it's like, oh, yeah. What is this? Yeah, this shit sucks.

Give me that beaver ass. Yeah, I guess least like to live. Whenever those prehistoric fucking giant birds, that were like fucking 12 foot tall and they lived at the same time as like early man and that shit

would be horrible yeah but do you not want to see it to see that you can believe it I would love to if I could like turn invisible like in halo I'd be down if I could just run around

like in halo turn the gravity off like in halo if I could fly a wasp around in prehistoric times then yes but that wasn't the question the question was when would you want to live no it was worst and best

least and you know most like I think least would probably be like World War II I think Victorian England would be shit as well honestly just England yeah throughout history

all of history living here there's a hundred century yeah because it's like every like there's always like the wars and the war of the roses and all that shit it's like no matter what queens and queens

yeah it's like wherever you'll go wherever you're sent you might be sent to let the Pacific yeah you're going to be in a war somewhere yeah no no no no would of mind best being in in the Pacific

join the the the pirate boom the pirate boom when the golden age of pirates when they had the Spanish privateers and shit like true pirates are really scary they're being a pirate

drinking rum and sitting on the beach in Tortuga yeah and like opening secret treasure chests you get paid by the government to raid Spanish ships great time and you like have treasure maps

and you follow the the markings and you're like you're funny voice and stuff how many like statistically how many pirates do you think chased a treasure map with an X on I don't think you'd be surprised I feel like it was actually fucking tens of thousands yeah there were just so many actually like accurate treasure maps

at that time that's just the common thing I suppose like if you if you were going to hide treasure back then you didn't have that many options no well no here's the thing that's not how it worked They didn't hide treasure The treasure was always on their boats So the boat The treasure would go down with the ship

If they lost the ship That's why Sony boats Have been found full of gold Because all the treasures that they got Would be transported to the Yeah but where did they get the treasures from So the way pirates worked is they There was pirates

Who would just wait any ship But then A pirate would be paid by Would be an employee of the Spanish Or English Governments And would raid other that the like English pirates privateers would raid

Spanish ships and get their gold and take it back to the person who authorized them to then sell it but and make the profit and share it with the government but why were these Spanish ships just carrying treasure around? Well why were English trips

because they found it in treasure maps they found it they found it by exploiting these countries they exploited these countries hid the treasure using treasure maps and then pirates found them they didn't hide them hide the treasure. They just exploited

these colonies for all of the money that they were worth. So you're telling me there wasn't a single pirate who was like, look, this pirate is bullshit, I'm going to hide my gold somewhere with a mat. They did hide their gold, yeah, at times. Because if they couldn't get back to the port to sell their stuff in their

friendly, you know, area they would have to hide it somewhere so they can actually transport it you know blockades and whatnot so then but then those people would normally take it back so the treasure was never just there it was moved how fucked up is it that the concept of blockades was introduced to me thanks to the fandom menace yeah me too and a blockade doesn't even make sense in space yeah there's so many options in space there is every degree around a planet no that that's not true at all what do you mean

what do you mean If you were approaching a planet You're coming from some planet And approaching another planet The blockade is way far out over that planet So when you're continuing travelling there You've already been blockaded You can't go on the other side of the planet

Because they see you And they'll blockade you They just attack you The blockade is initially on the planet It's so far out It's thousands and fucking thousands of miles out But the further it goes out, then the more of an angle you have to go in. Yeah, but if you're coming from one planet, because you're not, if you're not, if you're, they have, they'd be, there'd be blockades around, from every direction of a planet.

So then you can't enter from, because you can't, you're not going to approach from some way. You're not going to approach from a star that's two fucking light years away. You're going to approach on the planets that's in the closest vicinity. So the angles of approach is going to be quite, it's not going to be like a free, three 60. There's going to be certain angles. No, I see what you're saying. I see what I'm saying, but I feel like there needs to be... With the laws of Star Wars, the way these ships can move.

Like, you're not limited by this planet to this planet in a straight line. No, I know. You could fly, like, at an angle and then go there. Do you know what I'm saying? But that's the thing, if there's a blockade, the blockade would see you. And then it just intercept you. And then that would, that's still a blockade. Because then, because they'd have a station.

as is seen in Star Wars. We'll get a Disney Plus show about how the blockades work at some point. I would appreciate that. But the way it's shown in the movies, there's like one ship. There's that like,

sea shaped. Oh shit, they've blown the top of path. That's the station. So that's where they launch all the fighters, which they do. Yeah. So that's how they intercept any ships

trying to break the blockade. Okay, I'm glad someone's here to defend the phantom menace. And it's not me. I love the, pre-cals. I think they're the best thing ever made. I love the walk. I love Ryan Reynolds. The Eternals is my favorite

movie of the year. I'm just out here state. It's also the only movie you've seen this year. No, I've seen Red Notice. You've seen Free Guy, come on. Oh yeah, true. You've seen three movies. And Three guys are the worst. Eternals is the worst. Red Notice in the middle. No, Red Notice is the best by far.

What? You liked it more than the Eternals. No fucking way. You love the Eternals. Yeah, you fucking love the Eternals. Don't lie. He did. He did really like Red Notice, though. I do really like Red Notice. What's your prediction on how I feel about it, or would that ruin? You're going to hate it?

But how passionately? Very. It depends, because me and James had quite a specific moment with that movie that definitely makes it, but I'm going to spoil this right now, but Red Notice is better than Free Guy. But a big margin I too. Free Guy got under my skin in a way. Yeah. Like, I wasn't quite anticipating.

Like, it always looked bad, but I didn't realize it was going to get as bad as it did. Yeah. Whereas, I have no expectations for... Yeah, that's the thing. Red Notice actually was, like, one meta score better than I was expecting. You know? Like, one is in, like, a 10 or a 0-1. Is it...

Is in a 0-1? Okay. Yeah, that's not true at all. You've got two more him. Tiger 1-1-1 says, After seeing some pictures of the Quetzal-coat, I was, wait, Quetzal-coatlus. Quetzal-co-a-coatel.

A prehistoric flying giraffe, basically, with a beak the size of a small car. I was wondering what are some animals you find genuinely creepy or dumbfoundingly weird. I know whales have been mentioned before, but are there any more animals? Thanks for the great podcast and game on. Cogies.

good answer that you find genuinely creepy just really bizarre yeah corgis are quite weird but I think there's weirder yeah there's weird a octopus yeah

they're not weird they're living in the they're living in the fucking ocean yeah they've adapted to that no fish makes sense in that scenario Not this weird, like, tentacle fucking monster. That can think with its legs.

Yeah, it's just, like, 100% brain. It can fit through, like, any gap. It can solve basic problems. Um... Yeah, weirdly intelligent things. Yeah, it can use an iPhone. Yeah, have you not seen that new, like, advert for meta? Where it's just an octopus, just with a VR headset on.

Yeah. playing um half a five just playing beat saber like no one's ever seen rocking beat saber through the fire

in the flames on beat saver just going the only creature that can do fire in the flames on the hardest difficulty

um I would say the more you analyze any creature on this world the weirder they become no there are certain ones

that are just like what's an animal that's not weird in any way. Golden retriever. No, they are weird. Not weird in any way. I would say golden retrievers are weird in certain ways.

No, it doesn't count when it's something that, like, we've bred to be a certain way. That's unfair. Yeah. Yeah, because you could say, like, 50% of dog breeds are pretty weird. Something that's not a... A polar bear. Why? No, just a bear.

You think that's the least weird? How are they weird? What's weird? They just make sense. They make... But loads of animals make sense for their environment, but it doesn't make them not inherently weird. But we're weird.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Humans are weird. Yeah, we're the weird ones out of the bunch. We're one of the weirdest, yeah. Yeah, so we have no right to call anything else weird. Okay, a flies weird? Yes. How?

They live like a couple days. They start off as like maggots. They, um, they, don't they see everything in slow motion or some weird shit? No, that's pigeons. But I think flies do as well. That's how they're so good at dodging. Oh, so their actual lifespan in their perspective is like, fuck, when is this going to end? Yeah.

Yeah. after day one they're just like man this shit sucks just been dodging shit all day long yeah when will this torment end it would be horrible being a fly I guess what that that movie the fly is all about that yeah pretty disturbing

I remember that particularly disturbing a friend of ours to be fair it particularly yeah particularly I don't think he was ready for it I wasn't ready for it when I saw it It's pretty fucked it

That was one of the movies that actually made me feel Nauseous It's so gutterily Fucking disgusting Combining like insects and Human reproduction Yeah Oh my God

There's a scene where a woman is having a nightmare That she's giving birth to a like a baby-sized maggot and that shit just sent me fucking yeah that that's actually even though I haven't seen that movie for a very long time

you can just picture it yeah you can see that exact shot it's that's good horror that's yeah it might be the horror movie that like shook me to my core the most ever really yeah and the whole final section of that movie

because that whole insect nature is also what compelled me towards alien to begin with where it's like this kind of intrusive parasitic thing yeah yeah that like bursts out of you that is fucking horrifying like it's like a fortnight meme now but as a kid that shit was scary especially like in um aliens at the beginning there's that woman who's like brah brah like in the wall with it like coming out unless she was so fucked up when you're like nine years old like whoa this shit real yeah yeah and it looks real

Yeah I guess Fortnite looks real to people now Mm-hmm Fortnite is real Especially if the kind of shit you're watching His free guy Yeah

It's all like Yeah this makes sense Right Send on this anecdote then From a Zepruda film star Hello lads I have a vaguely jar-related anecdote for you

A little while ago I was in my car with my mother. We had the radio turned on to the new wave channel and I swear to God. They started playing David Bowie's The Laughing Gnome. I genuinely felt my soul leave my body when I heard that fucking opening start. I think I was actually in shock. I could not believe what I was hearing. My mother turned to me and asked, what is this? Is this David Bowie? After about a minute of the song she said, this is awful. And just reached over and turned the radio off. We I wrote home in silence.

This podcast is ruining my life. Cheers. How's that our fault? Yeah, that's David Bowie's fault. Yeah, he just made the... An issue of... We prepared you for it. Yeah.

If anything. Yeah. The fact that you knew it was a potentiality. For such a man of talents, that's weird that it came from him, that one. I think... But I feel like you have to have a few... You need to have...

to become based. You have to have a few laughing gnomes in there to get... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no one is... No one has never dropped a laughing noun. What do you think, like, Bob Dylan's, like, laughing gnome equivalent? I bet it exists.

I bet there's some dumb shit. Do you say... I don't know, actually. You did a cover of the laughing gnome early in his career. Hmm. James? No, I'm not engaging in this conversation.

The laughing gnome chomsky. A new version. That's the next, like, deity. Fuck. I think James is finished over there. You've not got an answer? Should we just go for another half hour? We might as well make it.

To that 2.O. Talk about more beaver shit or whatever. Blub, but, but. Glans, glines. How does, what is the, like, melody of the laughing name? There isn't it really... It's like... What's, like, the chorus?

Do you think there's anyone who's, like, so up there and ass, they sit there, like... Listening to this, like, holy David Bowie, like... Nice. What does it mean? Is it like a drugged out just fucked up? It might be one of those like anti songs where it's a where it's just like being facetious. Okay, the chorus is actually kind of good.

Oh, actually fuck. I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me. Yes, David. Maybe it's more of a grower than we thought. Yeah. Look, it's a bad song. That doesn't make it I'm the laughing, no, man, you can't catch chomp.

I hate, I hate 60s David Bowie. He looked like such a cunt. Really, let me see. But wasn't that just everyone in the 60s? Yeah, the 60s haircut was just, nah. Everyone looked like a Beatles member. Yeah, and the Beatles had terrible hair. Mm-hmm.

Is that ever going to come back? Fashion ebbs and flows. Turn to the left, fashion. Turn to the right. Noam. Fascism. Fuck. I'm the funny gnome and it doesn't get much funnier than me.

James, do you want to take us away? No. No? James is done. Jim do you want to take us away or do you want to just keep going talk about Halo Infinite

for a fucking hour I genuinely could yeah no save it for an episode what do you mean save it for an episode this is an episode we're in one right now

yeah we are currently in if you're gonna talk then bring the mark up to your mouth so they can hear you articulate fun yeah HGV driver Do you think I'm a mustache like a mustache like this would see me?

Oh shit, like a marshal mustache. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't, could you do that? I'm a marshal of this black, maybe in 10 years. This town ain't big enough for two of us. I heard there's a laugh or gnome right here. Hey, hey, hey, ha, har, har.

That's where Jarl is travelling next. The heart of Texas. The heart of... We're going to see just how cheap we can find a house to buy. And then fillet of guns. Yeah, and then see how many gun shells we can stack. Legally. Oh yeah, totally legally.

Do they sell eagles? You can buy any kind of eagle you want in America. It's one of the best things about the place. You can buy an eagle eggs and then hatchet. them in your home. Really? If you're a true patriot, yeah. Honey, I got new eagle, I hug.

Have you ever wondered why the Barclays logo is the fascist bird? Fascist bird? What? I thought Barclays was the horse. No, that's Lloyds. Sorry. You're right, you're right. You're the fascist bird.

We're Lloyds, and we're going to take all of your money and run away with it. on a horse you know that's why that's where the horse comes from because um was born from cash

no there was a famous outlaw Lloyd Anderson who robbed multiple innocent poor people and just kept robbing them and he rode this black horse yeah and he had this guy in his posse called PD he was the most dangerous guy around

yeah he was one of Britain's few gun slingers You had this dance, it was infamous. Yeah. The PD dance. Whenever he'd rob a bank, you'd end it with a little dance. This is the gun singer that's dance.

As soon as someone witnessed the PD dance, they wouldn't make it out live, you know? Yeah. Man. I miss PD. You miss PD? Wait, well, there is something when you talk about him. Yeah?

I don't know which thing you're pointing at. The jar? The jar? Cucumber Nick. Cucumber Nick? Do you know remember? The fact that James loves cucumber nick. Here we go.

I do like you. I, no, I hate cucumber Nick. He slipped again. Freudian slip. I, I hate, I hate. I hate Cucumber Nick and I hate everything from that era and the reason he was created. What do you mean the reason he was created? But

Cucumber Nick is like a 10 out of 10 on the funny scale and filling the jar of hair is like a 0.1. So I've instantly, I like cucumber Nick because cucumber Nick should meant something. But would you not agree that the Cucumber Nick humor was lost after it was. rotted into a pool of green goop and there was nothing even left of it yeah which is good which is no but that's what I like I like seeing that humour disappear and die but filling it with

filling it with hair but then putting the hair in it absorbed up the humour and now it's like all absorbed into the hair of Max like yeah I think unknowingly you've eternalised Max in a beautiful beautiful beautiful way it's like a plinth for Max

yeah it's like a podium for So he's always on the set, you know. Yeah. And I do appreciate it for that reason, but it's, yeah. The contents in that jar are cold from when I accidentally opened it and it was actually physically freezing cold. There's something fucking wrong in that jar. Yeah, that's why it remains closed.

I, my skin felt the cold embrace of the, of that jar. They do say when you look into the void, the void's. stares back at you. He stared back at me. I knew I made a mistake. I get that feeling when I look at the Richard Hammond book behind you. Really?

Do you think he is psychotic? No, he's pretty normal. Psychopathic, sorry. No, he owns a garage and he restores old cars. He's normal. Normal? That makes someone normal. We'll get more normal than us.

How? What, being rich and out of touch, being able to buy loads of expensive old cars and restore them makes him normal he had to sell all of his old cars actually to fund the garage to restore them

Boohoo Richard Hammond, baby what would your on your like biography what would your like title be The Piss of Dick Chronicles Or is that just me Richard Hammond is what it says Um

You go first. Have you ever seen the side of it? What does it say on the side? What's their teeth? What's on the spine? What's on the spine? Teeth. Teeth?

Yeah. What do you mean? Teeth? What are you talking about? Richard Hammond's teeth? It's like a, um, clipper smile. You gotta show me now. I think it's because the top good. joke was that Richard Tammond got his teeth whitened.

Oh, is that like a top gear in joke? Would you not get your teeth whitened if you could? Yeah, I would, but you have to get it done. It's like two grand and you have to get it done like every year. It's not just a run and done thing. I don't know. Shit like that at a certain point's like, I could spend two grand on that or I could spend two grand on something that.

Like a PlayStation. I can improve my life like a PlayStation. Yeah. Or a new graphics card. Which I need to do it. Like, yeah, you only want to whiten your teeth because Ryan Reynolds does it in Free Guy. He whitens his teeth in Free Guy? Yeah.

When? How much money do you think Ryan Reynolds spends to look like Ryan Reynolds? Oh. No, he's naturally gorgeous. He doesn't spend any. Yeah, everyone's just naturally perfect. No, you don't get eyes that small, all natural. you had to have eye reduction surgery

I just want the smallest eyes in Hollywood well all of them have gotten what teeth frightening is they're probably spending like 100 to 200k on teeth alone every year but they'd be specialised like celebrity dentist too yeah exactly so I mean 200k minimum yeah yeah they'd be like crazy

and then all their movies are like ha ha look at English dental care ha ha fuck off just because we drink dirty water doesn't make us bad people Because we can barely afford to clean our water And barely get toothbrushes Just because we get taxed 60% of our wages

In the lowest bracket does not make us a bad society You never said what your biography, like, title would be Um Suck on D's Jamie Beltman Suck on D's No, you've got suck on D's I can't take your, like

How many suck on? Unless you're ghost writing my story. Yeah. Alex is ghost writing mine as well. Actually, he's ghost writing all of them. Yeah. What's James' one then? Am I piss a dick?

Yeah. Pissipede or not PPD, the truth behind the, the truth behind the phenomenon. Understanding. No, it would be like, my side. A pesidic story Ex-Mose. I was not expecting the pesidic thing to stick around as long as it has, but I'm here for it, and I'm loving it.

Yeah. Yeah, me too. I think... Because part of me is starting to think that you created it now. Me? Yeah. Well, what do you mean? This shit's turning into Mr. Robot.

no actually i know you're bringing back memories now well that i'm yeah no but if i'm if i'm piss a dick and james you've been the guy of fucking with the strings this whole time the puppet master i've been the puppet master because i'm pretty sure back then jami had a lot of creative control and that he'd be like what the fuck are you talking about i've i've had no control in anything in my life ever

let alone pisser dick I actually have this vague memory of you being like, I've got this kind of funny idea. Yeah, and then he'd be like, Alex do it because he didn't want to, because he was too shy in the early days to go on camera. So you had to, you had to act out his desires,

his dreams. So you became piss a dick for him. Me, I thought you, yeah, whatever. No, James is pisser dick. Jamie is pisser dick. Well, no, because, no, Well, that's the thing.

It's like saying Stan Lee is Spider-Man. Just because someone invented something doesn't make him it. So you're admitting you invented Pizzardick. That's not what I'm saying. But I'm saying James is Pissadick. No, Alex is Pissadik. No, because you might have wrote, written, created the character, but Alex was the character,

acted out Pissadik. No, this is what it comes down to. Who is, Batman? Bruce Wayne? Wrong. Bruce Wayne is Batman. Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson is Batman. And who is Batman? Batman? Bruce Wayne is Batman. Do you get what I'm saying? James is Pisidic. James is Pissadick. Do you see what I'm saying?

Whether you have portrayed Pissadick in any way, shape or form in the past. Oh, I see what you're saying. James is Pissad. I'm like Bell Kilmer as Batman. That was just one of the, one of many. Yeah, you're, you, but, but James is piss a dick.

Do you see what, do you see what I'm going? Do you see what I'm saying? You know there's some truth to it when he leaves. Yeah. You know it's striking. He's being exposed. And to think, this was, uh, originally supposed to be me. Oh, yeah, I'll be for the first half.

Then I got to go to sleep. Yeah, me need sleep, sleep, oh. Oh, poor baby. Oh, I made it longer than you, little baby. Oh. A little pissing a creator. Oh, James hasn't even flown to Canada and back in the space of fucking 48 minutes. Pussy old thing.

Okay, now that James isn't here, do an actual roadman. I'd rather do a full Halo Infinite review. Oh, there he is. Hello, Jim. He's back. Hello, Jim. Hello, bit. Bit.

it. Hello Jim. What are your thoughts, boy? What are your thoughts? Ooh, balancing very well. What are you doing up there boy? Oh!