JAR Media Posdact - Seesoon TOO

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:32 Housekeeping 20:00 Jim is Angry about Toy Story 46:11 Mid Break 50:41 Questions: Bring Back Barrel 50:56 Thoughts on Meditation 1:06:35 B...orn without a Name 1:10:45 Musically Coincidence 1:11:38 Better - Venomised 1:14:51 Advice for Stepping on Landmine 1:16:52 Fav Brain Rot Phrase 1:20:20 Ai Doesnt Recognise US 1:22:56 Media for when You're Low #BrocastS2E1

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We live in a cold play world. Yeah, we do, yeah we do. A new season, baby. Some might say, season fucking three, baby. No. No. No. Stand by for my arrival, worm.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Are you talking to me? Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you're words. No. Look at me. I'm the man in the mirror. The mirror never lies. The mirror never lies. I love being off camera, I mean on camera looking in the mirror.
Starting point is 00:01:00 yeah um hi hi howdy duty how do you do cyborg well i'm just chilling looking in the mirror what do you see a reflection of myself come on yeah take this seriously for once who me or me or a Cyborg. Me? Cyborg. Okay. I'm one of the branch personalities of the host of this show.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. Yeah. I just like imagining the audio list and it's like trying to, trying to piece together the clues of what's happening. It's like, um, it's like we always say, like, uh, existence is real life law. Existence is real life law. Yeah, like where the law for the future is in L-O-R. eat, not like
Starting point is 00:02:01 Judge Dredd. And council tax are the battle packs the battle pass. Yeah. Yeah, when you put like that, the real world's kind of cool, huh? Kind of cool. That's not what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:02:16 But yeah. Well, I've noticed, when I edit Jadcasts and go back through them, like, I often just and not listening. And you can just tell by the way I'm reacting. What do you mean? What? You're not listening to me? Yeah. You'll just go out.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Yeah, but you could say anything and then what I was going to say next would be unexpected. Remain the same, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there was a moment last episode where you were trying to start telling a story about comparing Starship Troopers to the DreamWorks film, Ants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were like, yeah, what about that film Ants? And you couldn't remember Starship Troopers. And then he went, oh yeah, what about that film Ants?
Starting point is 00:02:59 yeah and you were like they're similar even though i was already trying to say that it was like we're having two separate conversations but about the same topic yeah yeah they call they call it parallel play yeah a double narrative of sorts yeah yeah it's like tannet we've wait no we've already done that one that was last season um yeah but good afternoon evening on night ladies and gentlemen and welcome and cyborgs and cyborgs and cyborgs and cyborgs they always welcome um welcome to season two of the broadcast so we're episode one does that make sense to everybody episode one seasonal two feeling fresh sensation sensational that's always like when it does the trailer montage and it's like
Starting point is 00:03:51 clips of random characters saying like one word that's like out of context that's always my favorite one i love it when i love it when like a a sky advert for all the movies you can get and they'll take a clip from like Fast and Furious 8 where the rock is like now that's a damn good deal
Starting point is 00:04:11 and they insert some shit like that into the... It's like a clip from 12 years a slave and they're like this is just going to start. Yeah. Please! Yeah. Yeah, man. Please, please. So I'm Alex
Starting point is 00:04:25 joined by Jim. Yep. It's a new season. a new season a new start a new story new tax year um new bloody lovely you better fucking balance those those tax things you know otherwise you're fucked that's uh maybe the best bit of advice ever given on this yeah quite easily yeah um well we have a lot of stuff to get through to today's um we actually don't although you have a you have something you wanted to bring up but we've got to do housekeeping first but before we do that and get too deep into the show and get too scafterbrain got a shout at those gel media patrons over at the patrons that make the
Starting point is 00:05:14 show possible make the audio show possible um they get that raw unfiltered mp3 over on the patreon as i just said um nice and bloody fresh get those patron names those wacky patron names turn us into your personal puppets on the first or second week of each month that was attached to the previous episode and I suppose you got time for next month baby you got a few weeks baby babies um after hours has kind of been what I've been most hyped about over there as of late there been some good ones did the meme playlist of Spotify we did a 45 minute long hell divers discussion which people were enjoying um last week we did a a weird like drone video and the Minecraft final movie trailer thing we have kind of a funny one
Starting point is 00:06:05 plan for today as well another short but sweet one i think um we'll keep that as a surprise i think uh but last but not but not least the jar media group chat is as the name kind of explains a group chat over on the proteome but i'll go in there before we start recording and be like hey what's up everybody um write our script write the script and yes i will read it. And yeah. So do that and help us. Let's go into housekeeping then.
Starting point is 00:06:33 We round off these conversations from the previous week. Barbara G. has a nice one to get us going before they go horrible and mean. Genuinely want to thank you guys for showing that you can still be silly and have fun as an adult. That might sound condescending,
Starting point is 00:06:47 but I struggle a lot with feeling like I had to let go of my whimsical side due to being an adult and it's delightful to see you be genuine and lighthearted. Thanks for all the laughs. keep being epic it's just the cyborg way baby a a hell yeah b um i don't think anybody like grows up you know they just hide it better yeah even then like you'll see you'll see like
Starting point is 00:07:15 middle-aged fat dudes doing like the dumber shit yeah you know like that's why people like booze because it brings their inner whimsy out yeah yeah yeah but like we can like sit and and act goofy but like like men be doing the the the water slides and shit you know when i was in france last year the the most impressive water slides thing i've ever seen in my life happened before my eyes and it was like a 35 year old man Really? Why are you gendering this, though, making out that Barbara can't be a goofy? Well, no, yeah, but I mean, like... A goofer.
Starting point is 00:08:00 The stereotype is that, like, you know, this is why men have a lower life expectancy. Serious Marge, goofball, Homer. Exactly. Yeah. Serious Loafball alcoholic Homer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Marge, locking it down, you know, bears behaving well.
Starting point is 00:08:22 no one would watch it if that was what was happening idiots yeah that's what I'm saying what is bears behaving badly it's like something cool what is it Jamie pull it up
Starting point is 00:08:35 bears behaving well no badly it's a oh it's that thing you know that blue bear like the puppet bear it was blueie CBBC's Barney Haywood and Neve the Bear
Starting point is 00:08:49 remember that no you do remember that that you remember that bear uh jamie pull it up there's on that screen remember that bear oh yes yep thanks there yeah nah this new season can't do that um the coy sec says we finally got the eraser head episode and i bloody do declare reinventing the curry episode's curtain bit is simply smashing so the curtain inclusion i actually i didn't even consider that until after was that a thing in the curry episode yeah there was a curtain character one might
Starting point is 00:09:28 say okay um that sounded bad even though that's not what i was intending like it's you know you know when you say something it sounds like a slur curtain character a curtain character yeah it sounds like someone i don't know i read the telegraph and i'm scared potentially be a slur bit yeah i don't know um jamy comway says okay Okay, and this is a mistake I genuinely did make. 55 minutes in to the last episode, Alex. That was on a Conan O'Brien podcast, and it's clearly a bit. The guy is Jim Downey, a comedy writer.
Starting point is 00:10:04 I'm surprised you couldn't tell he was clearly joking, and J-Man also wrote in about it, Alex. You got a lot of things wrong in the past, as we all do, but this is the first time I've been compelled to write in. The podcast you referred to where the man doesn't know Epstein is dead is Jim Downey's appearance on Conan O'Brien needs a friend. Jim Downey was Norm McDonald's writing partner during his time. on SNL and the section on Epstein is clearly a joke Jim himself is struggling to keep it
Starting point is 00:10:26 together for much of it kind regards the Guernsey jarling um you played yourself yeah man I hadn't actually like seen it I'd seen like a clip of it and then yeah I guess just pulling it from months ago and being like yeah I guess that was real huh this is how miss disinformation happens yeah or dismiss information yeah but like that there's one thing like referencing something you think happened offhand on a podcast where like it doesn't matter but like imagine if it was your like world view like that's how all of your your your your that was your world view that your worldview was that people don't know that Epstein died well i was thinking like there must be some old person out there because that's where your mind when was like that level
Starting point is 00:11:14 of peace must be nice you know in concept is you know just picturing an old man i disagree i i hate that shit. Why? Like, imagine not knowing Epstein is dead. You know? But, like, it would be nice to not know that that was ever like something that was happening, you know? Yeah. But then you find out he's dead and it's like, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:36 You know? That's almost worse as well, because there's never any... No, we're not going on the Epstein. Wait, we have to just briefly. It's like a fact that before Epstein died, it was reported and he said like, much verbatim that he was like no way I'd ever kill myself I love being alive
Starting point is 00:11:57 like he straight up he straight up like said it prime in it yeah allegedly I don't fun yeah allegedly but I heard that he said that and if that's the case then would you do well it's the case that Barton 2185 says adding on to my parasocial thoughts of you guys standing a few episodes ago I often have dreams where I'm friends with you guys having wonderful times at parties or on walks for example only for me to wake up and go ah we ain't friends
Starting point is 00:12:30 and then ingfrill replied to that saying I dreamt about Alex murdering me that wasn't a dream that was just a separate reality I mean we don't we don't go to parties or walk so those dreams are ridiculous to begin with we only exist when the camera presses record
Starting point is 00:12:51 Yeah Like we're ephemera We are We're like Fish AI FI We're fie I'm trying to perfect my evil AI
Starting point is 00:13:08 I keep getting adverts for like AI dogs Don't buy a real dog Buy an AI pet Why did I see I went to the cinema The other day And there was an advert where Matthew McConaughey was like by my AI dog he was like advertising some kind of AI and the advert about AI turned
Starting point is 00:13:29 into a what was that show that him and uh true detective yeah it turned into a true detective thing yeah like the dude I'm blanking on his name Woody Harrison like it's just there at this airport and they start talking and it's like what the this is weird it's like Member Berry's AI advert McConaughey. It was inevitable. I'm anti- Woody Harrelson now. That's a shame.
Starting point is 00:14:01 But this is also a shame what I'm about to text you. I'm going to text you a couple images here that I want you to look at in relation to this comment left from where is it? Lorrie Morriton, Lorry. Another banger cast. On a completely unrelated note,
Starting point is 00:14:19 I don't know if you've seen the new stills from the upcoming movie Neighborhood Watch, but it seems Jack Quaid has joined Dream Young Gravy and Jack Harlow on the list of people Alex looks like. Alex, the A-listers just can't resist stealing your look. Normally I'm like, yeah, whatever, but there are a couple of these that I were like, wait, that's fucking weird. The one with the jeans, I was like, that's quite weird. Yeah, and the one where he's hanging out with the angle guy.
Starting point is 00:14:51 From the Walking Dead? Oh, with the big coat, yeah. Yeah, and the mustache. Yeah, because you wear a big coat. Yeah, I love wearing big fat coats, keep me warm. I feel like out of all those, that's the closest one, as far as I was just stealing my look. Saying that, there's one where he's wearing the wolf t-shirt, um, howling at the, the full moon.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Um, where, like, you are the combination of him and the guy, like, directly behind him. him oh yeah I see that yeah that's wild yeah you are just like a like a character creator like mix like random traits you know you're a preset which reminds me how many people in the world do you think are blonde like percentage um I found this stat out the other day and was like what 15 no less 10 it's 2% that low that low of the world is blonde yeah no that yeah two percent wow because i guess it's mostly like northern europe yeah but just hearing that percentage just like what the fuck a little bit nuts but look up this i don't know anything about this movie neighborhood watch um but that's just
Starting point is 00:16:12 another one of stealing my look exoskeleton says calling it now alex next episode alex will 100% go off about how he hates lie detector time and how he never liked it please please please please no it's so much better than please please oh yeah it is even you agree yeah you found out what it was from the other day yeah and it sucks it sucks um it's from fucking despicable me yeah but no one else is zoned in on those lyrics outside of me Good for you, like, great. I mean, I'm never going to turn on that one. No, I can see that hanging about for fucking too long.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I got two more here. I want to end the section with both from the Jarmedia group chat over there. First one from Nohaj. Alex, what are your thoughts on the phrases, you best not of? And blank is practically a joke. For example, while your hair's getting long, it's practically a joke. Do you think these are inherently English phrases or do you think Americans say them too? I can't imagine Americans saying, you best not of.
Starting point is 00:17:28 You best not of. Yeah, that doesn't work. But that is something a lot of Brits do say. Is it? You best not of. Don't do it. He the fuck has ever done that. You best not of.
Starting point is 00:17:42 You best not of. You better not have. You better not have. You fucking better not. Hey, of. I think it's more American than British. It's not. You best not of. Okay, it's Mexican then.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Well, yeah. So what, you... What was the other one? You best not of. Blank is practically a joke. I hate that one. I don't think any nationality says that one.
Starting point is 00:18:13 All right. I feel like there are probably better examples. You could have plucked the thing that British people say. But you best not have. I like, um, wonga. Wonga. Yeah. No one says wonga. Everyone says wonger.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Um. Cockneys be dying, man. They're a rare breed nowadays. It's true. They're dying. It's true. They're, yeah, that's, um, I mean, what, what British, like, goodness is lack?
Starting point is 00:18:49 Left. Beep. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Um, and finally, uh, Lily 960 says, Thoughts on Power Wash Simulator having a Wallace and Gromit DLC. I saw the trailer for it and was like, maybe this is what is going to get me to play this game.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Because that's a great idea. I haven't heard of any of this. Have you seen that, you know that game there? No. You don't know about PowerWash simulator? No. Really? Yeah. It's like a whole.
Starting point is 00:19:19 industry you know like farming simulator is a huge game yeah yeah yeah truck simulators and everything but it's power washing what do you power wash like vehicles like dirty vehicles dirty things and you just power wash them you know like those YouTube videos where people like clean rugs and shit it's like but you get to do it yeah I like like that and you can be like Grummet doing it um I don't know if Gromit's there like watching or something that'll be cool no I want to be Grommett if I can't be Wallace or grammar then I don't really give a shit okay quite an aggressive response but whatever used to it by now um you had this is another week of you having the topic to be honest
Starting point is 00:20:04 you having a topic the hate nass hating topic i guess yeah i mean i what got what got this into your mind and what um um that's that's genuinely it The mirror never lies. Yeah, there was a, you know, toy looking in mirror. And I was like, it's time to reflect over toys, toy story. Toy Story 4. Yeah. Let me see what year this came out.
Starting point is 00:20:34 It was a few years ago now. Wait, try and guess. 20. 22? Is that right? I'm going to say 2021. 2020, 2021. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:20:47 it was 20 2019 was it was it wow story 4 wow okay interesting yeah this this movie stinks yeah I can't stand it I it genuinely upset me it felt like a veneer of a toy story movie it felt like the dream
Starting point is 00:21:09 I had where like toy stories on in the background you know right yeah yeah Like, it's, it's like what, it's what someone who doesn't understand Toy Story thinks Toy Story is. Hmm. Yeah, it was just so, uh, inauthentic to me. Yeah, it's totally, like, soulless. It felt like, you know, you're a, season six of Dexter, and it's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:37 The concept has just been spread thin. It's like butter over too much bread, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of think that at the end of Toy Story Story. they should have been melted down and die. No, they should have been melted down into one megatoy. Hmm. Like a transformer type, like, anime, Power Ranger type.
Starting point is 00:21:59 More like a substance monster where they're like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, that would be, that would be quite fire. But I... I don't know why they felt the need, you know? I felt like they made an ending. No, because they left the bow peep.
Starting point is 00:22:16 uh oh yeah in toy story too i guess this this was the start of the downfall of america i guess the like when things went woke
Starting point is 00:22:27 yeah when you know that those woke tendrils got into even toy story you know because they you know they're all smoothed down there like there there's no genders with toys how do they even rump yeah they can't
Starting point is 00:22:39 they can't um and they still they still took it there you know they still had to woke a gender and they're still doing more though. Key and Peel were like birds.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Yeah, yeah. What's happening? Dude, I remember so little about so much of the movie. Mm-hmm. But guess how much money you made, though? I don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Let me find out. Budget of $200 million, gross worldwide $1 billion. That much? That much? Wow. that's why they won't stop making him ever
Starting point is 00:23:18 it's depressing and Woody had an out you know he was out Spoilers but just when I thought it was out Toy Story 4 brought me back in Yeah but Toy Story 4 is like the cap is like Like he's done Woody's done yeah Woody's dead
Starting point is 00:23:34 You know he's not dead He's he's narratively dead They wrote him out of Toy Story He arguably was narratively dead before the film began Well I'd argue you um yes but you know what pisses me off the most that it's like a unreal engine tech demo like that's all i remember about it was like that opening scene with the rain and the mud and it was like yeah like it looks impressive look how incredibly realistic the lighting it's on look how
Starting point is 00:24:04 awesome fortnight's going to be in 10 years when that one that looks like shit from like the 90s has more heart and personality yeah yeah i can relate to like the freaky characters from that shit but what upsets me the most is buzz yeah i'm glad you said it they fucked buzz just because buzz is republican just just just because buzz sold coke in the 90s you don't you don't get to do this to buzz they have you know's hard it really made me realize how you need both of them yeah for the formula to work yeah everyone's going on about spoon ned or whatever he's called that was his sounds like yeah i don't give a shit about fucking spoon no they should have like just continued as like a Disney plus like shorts that don't
Starting point is 00:24:51 matter yeah yeah yeah just give Tom Hanks his 900 million and like put it somewhere where it doesn't matter you know when it's something crazy I found out about um you know in toy story three the monkey with the symbols uh-huh but like Disney copyrighted that monkey with they like own that toy the monkey with the symbols so you like can't use that imagery and anything else like it has to be something different if you use the monkey toy really yeah because that horror movie recently yeah yeah called like monkey scare um symbol monkey but he couldn't use symbols he's got to have a drum kit instead wow i get i wouldn't be surprised if they went after hot chip you know like yeah yeah yeah so did the did they own
Starting point is 00:25:42 that monkey before Toy Story 3? That was like that was a monkey toy right? Yeah, yeah. Like that's why everyone knows it because of the toy already existing before Toy Story 3 but during the production of that film
Starting point is 00:25:57 that was something they spent money on was securing that toy. So I guess every one that has been sold from that point on is like a Disney cut thing. Dude. I guess that's part of it, right? Like, the merch sales from Toy Story must be wild. Yeah, that's a good point.
Starting point is 00:26:20 It's like Star Wars, but double. Like, they're already toys. So you're saying this is the last Jedi of Toy Story movies. Yeah, and you know what's fucked up? What? Toy Story 3 is The Force Awakens. No, it isn't. No, Toy Story 3 is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:42 story two is the attack of the clones though I love that meaning so you know Toy Story 2 is the first film I ever saw at the cinema really yeah so it's kind of like near and dear to me toy story this it's like a close to home you know fucking run like the fucking shit bull yeah you know the the The soullessness of Disney, man. Mm. So I guess we like, we were brought into this world, right, is those, like, awesome Disney. And it was, like, genuinely a string of Tarzan and Tarzan 2 on straight to video and just all the Tarzan stuff, the Hercules TV show.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Like, all the best. The Lion King 2 straight to video, that was, like, it doesn't get better than this stuff. Like, now when you look at this now, it's like, that's my childhood, you're burning for me. Yeah, my childhood is undone. Yeah, I'll never get that back. I'll never get that back now. Yeah. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:27:55 You've removed the good and just left the trauma. Yeah, all I have left is the trauma of suit, torturing. I had two things as a kid. I had Toy Story and Finding Nemo. that's counted as one thing which both have been ruined Finding Dory woke fucking the whole shit
Starting point is 00:28:17 and I had Star Wars I had Star Wars and Disney already always owned one of them and then Disney bought the other and fucking killed it Did you see Finding Dory? No I did Okay
Starting point is 00:28:33 No do you love it Do you love it? Tell me you love it I have one cool thing about it It had an octopus character that was quite cool. Oh, okay. And it felt like, this kind of should have been the movie. Like a genre movie about an octopus trying to skip. Well, they already did it at the Toy 3-3, though.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Like a prison movie of them trying to get out of the aquarium. I mean, that's Finding Nemo 1. It's just not an octopus. Right. Yeah, yeah. It was more just like how they actually creatively used an octopus character and animated it. And, like, the movement of it was really cool. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:07 But yeah, I was just like, what was the last Pixar movie you remember, like, being properly into? I kind of liked Coco. I liked Coco. Um, I, I liked, uh, soul quite a lot. Yeah, I liked soul. They don't have the same vibe, though. Doesn't hit as hard? No, and, like, I know I'm not a child anymore.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Um, so that's kind of to be expected. but I feel like the concepts aren't as interesting. Mm-hmm. You know, like Monsters Inc. There's the monster in the closet is actually like... A concept that all kids like... It's like a business. Yeah, it's so much fun.
Starting point is 00:29:53 That's such a fun idea. And like you can imagine like a parent coming up with that idea and writing it into a story. Yeah. Um, and the same with like finding Nemo where it's like, what if my fish wanted to escape and managed to yeah plus dentists or like scary what if my car had eyes and like yeah what if what if we were cars or like what if the love of my life was sterile and died and like I was just old and miserable and yeah just wanted to kill myself
Starting point is 00:30:26 like but I got a dog and an Asian boy Did you see Monsors University? No. I hate that film. Yeah, I think I would as well. I think it would really upset me. Yeah, didn't you want to see Mike Wazowski chasing around the... It's the alpha beta pig! Get the pig, dude!
Starting point is 00:30:53 Dude, anything... The only, like, American college shit that I've ever enjoyed is, um... The Futurama where there's a monkey. oh yeah fry fry goes to college with the monkey
Starting point is 00:31:08 that that's actually like funny to me because it it feels like it's not on the side of the college shit like college culture
Starting point is 00:31:17 you know any any any American college shit that's like kind of hyping it up and it's fucking weird and cultish man
Starting point is 00:31:29 for anybody for any American listening like Don't talk shit about Zeta Squad Yeah It's fucking weird To everyone else
Starting point is 00:31:40 You're fucking weird You know Like really weird for that shit They're like sorority houses And the hazing Oh my God Yeah Very weird
Starting point is 00:31:50 That is the thing here But like And it depends on like Where you go to uni too And some places Well that's only for like The ultra rich cunts You know
Starting point is 00:32:01 They're like banging Dead pics The Bulling and piggy tryouts. Yeah, yeah. And like, let's go to... You're gonna be bloody funny if you just fucked his piggy for me right now. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Disturbing shit, man. Yeah, whereas, like, that's just kind of the expected thing in America. They're all having sex with pigs. Yeah. Got enough of them. And speaking of pigs, shout out to the good dinosaur. Fuck, yeah. Speaking of a pig.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Yeah. pigs are right is when they thought it was over pigs are yeah yeah yeah when yeah they make trash that fucking elemental film that was a real bad rindgiest shit i've ever seen i've not watched the movie shout out to brave yeah yeah i just bumps are brave yeah nobody nobody knows if it's any good nobody cares same with the good diner which is just fucked up because it's like how do you mess up a dinosaur movie how did you do that idiots stupid children yeah just
Starting point is 00:33:07 remake disney's the dinosaur that's a fucking fire film that freaky monkey dinosaur singular remake that dinosaur yeah what I'm cracking film um now they're gonna bring about for ratatooie too there
Starting point is 00:33:25 are they doing a ratatooey ratatooie ratatooie are he how long till rata three that's my question now i'm looking at a list when was the breaking point because i feel like it was car's two because listen listen to this toy story fire bug's life um toy story too shout big shout out to fucking bugs life that film with the caterpillar oh yeah the german caterpillar yeah it's so fucking awesome and the um the the the lady bug yeah funny but you know it's the type of shit where it's like a human has
Starting point is 00:34:07 looked at something and been like let's like let's just do shit with that you know next one don't go towards the light I can't help who are the pooh-poo platter yeah yeah we've got good shits um Monsters Inc fucking so fire fire as hell fire finding Nemo I love finding Nemo oh my god Thomas Newman music. Yeah, man. It's like, what is happening? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Why did he go that hard? Ding ding ding ding. Don't do it. Don't go there. Ding, ding, ding. Find Nemo. Um, that opening scene? You know, it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Nemo Egg. Nemo Egg. That's what started Nemo Egg. Go on Spotify right now. Type Nemo Egg and try. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Yeah. Everyone listening. Search Nemo Egg. Search Nemo Egg and cry. The Incredibles. Isn't this a crazy string? Yeah. The Incredibles is unfortunately the peak, I think.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah, I guess. I don't know, it does come close again. It's like there's a, the market reached its top value with Incredibles because then Cars came out. This is like, yeah. But Cars has like a weird culty fan base. People love Cars. Yeah, I understand if you were a kid at a certain age at that time. cool like fair yeah um then we kind of got the the train back on the tracks we
Starting point is 00:35:38 are ratatooie wally and up that's a crazy like triple ratatooie is extremely good that's one way it's like this concept is so wild how you're gonna make this work yeah yeah and wally is kind of like this concept's really cool you're doing like high sci-fi and like yeah doing it with this little dialogue as possible for the first act and it's mostly about like the visuals and his character design and the sound design very cool yeah music again holy man what a movie Thomas Newman coming back and also up I love up yeah I enjoy up I don't like it quite as much as there's other ones I think it's not like Incredibles or Rout's to me um and then the final one I guess was
Starting point is 00:36:26 Toy Story 3 Before like it just fell apart Then it went to Cars 2 Brave Monsters University Inside Out I do like Inside Out Yeah inside out to me was the start
Starting point is 00:36:42 Of the like I see through this Like the fucking elephant guy Who just shows up and then he dies He just shows up in the movie and he's like I'm the funny fucking guy and then he dies immediately and it's like
Starting point is 00:36:57 it like hams it up yeah and like that that didn't not work for me yeah I don't know how it hit me now I think the the end of the movie's quite effective with the two characters that like you actually know and it's like the turning the
Starting point is 00:37:14 happy memory into a sad memory yeah like the nostalgia and conceptually it felt like oh this is a cool concept yeah really cool and like why did you have to have the elephant down Like, just take that out of the town.
Starting point is 00:37:27 I love that meme where it's like, why didn't they just kill sadness? Yeah. Then, yeah, the good dinosaur, finding dory, cars three, another just like. I think Coco's pretty decent. Yeah, Coco was cool. Incredibles 2. very forgettable very normal
Starting point is 00:37:56 just like nothing they're not it's not enough no they they feel like they were desperate they like forced um what is it Brad Bird Brad Bird
Starting point is 00:38:06 Brad Birdie tweet tweet yeah they were like make it you have to do this for 500 million dollars Toy Story 4 Onward Soul Luca turning red Light Year
Starting point is 00:38:20 Elemental Inside Out Light year Light year Lightyear was fucking awful That was crazy about it Yeah I mean I thought Toy Story 4 sucked
Starting point is 00:38:28 But I watched the whole movie I couldn't finish light year I thought that shit was so dog ass Until fucking take away The actual Buzz Lightyer Like at least I could have had Republican Buzz Light Year back baby You know
Starting point is 00:38:43 That voice though Yeah you can't just stick fucking Captain America in Buzz Light Year's I'm Buzz Yeah No You're a traitor An impersonator
Starting point is 00:38:55 Yeah, that piss me off That piss me off big And they do this like lame twist The Zerg twist Actually I'm a time dilated Yeah, yeah I'm a tenetid I'm teneted buzz
Starting point is 00:39:08 I don't fucking care Garbage dude Oh Soul was good there Yeah Did you see Onward That's sad Who the fuck saw onward?
Starting point is 00:39:20 That was a 2020 21. See, that's when it was like they've officially become dreamwarks. Like bad dream works. Like Monsters versus Aliens Dreamworks? Yeah, like the one with Rihanna. Oh. Rihanna and Big Big Bang Theory guy.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Yeah, home. Home, yeah. Yeah, they've reached home. And then, yeah, Elemental was fucking crazy. Did you see that shit? No. Again, like, who did? That was like...
Starting point is 00:39:51 the ratatooey concept of like how are you going to make this work except they didn't make it work they didn't even try yeah like from a base level it's like how what are you like going for with this bullshit this is what woke does uh huh there's woke clouds and those woke water people and there's woke fire people
Starting point is 00:40:12 yeah yeah and now the biggest animated movie of all time inside out too ever of all again um not seen it but it's like i i just see through them now you know you see through them like a ghost like call of duty ghosts like ghostbusters like caspar see ghostbusters two no ghostbusters three The wanton one.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Where am I working wantons? Yeah. Say what you will about Ghostbusters. But that one ton joke that they just don't drop. That was like, please please, please energy, that shit.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Yeah. But it's the best joke in the movie. Yeah, it is like non-iron. It's the highlight. That's nothing to do with ghosts. The one-tone goes back. guys back yeah why the fuck have I seen that film everyone saw it yeah it's kind of good yeah imagine if like yeah revisionist history like shit gets so bad yeah yeah like Ghostbusters
Starting point is 00:41:39 2016 do you remember how that like that was pre last Jedi so that was the that was the only thing like to get annoyed about wow in the film was it was it was it was it was it Yeah Fucking hell I mean It was quite woke I guess Women
Starting point is 00:42:00 Women were in it Yeah Funny women Double bad Also like a woman That wasn't white as well Maybe even multiple non-white women No there was only one
Starting point is 00:42:15 Okay That they kept accurate To the source material And Thor was in it, wasn't he? Yeah. Mm. He was the man meet at the movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:30 But he wasn't a goodie, so it was extra woke. I feel like there are people that are nodding their heads non-ironically. Yeah. Yeah, that's the danger. If you nodded your head to that, you know, in Minecraft. To end this segment though There are four upcoming Pixar movies being made right now
Starting point is 00:42:54 Four? Yeah, what do you think they are? Light Year 2 and 3 Are Any of them sequels? Two of them are sequels, two of them are original Okay
Starting point is 00:43:12 So I say the non-sequels Yeah, I'm not gonna know the original We got Elio Olio That's gonna be good And and Hoppers The Space Hopper movie
Starting point is 00:43:29 I don't know, maybe it's about grasshoppers It's gonna be like a rabbit, right? No, Kevin Spacey coming back Redeem him This is my side of the story Bug's Life too, yeah Bugs Lope 2 Hopper's Redemption
Starting point is 00:43:48 Hopper's Revenge But the sequels Yeah, what do you think they're Up to Down Up to no good Up to down No down
Starting point is 00:44:07 Up to down Up to down Will Ferrell is the up guy Yeah This is the part of the story I never told anybody When I was middle aged Now I'm Will Ferrell Yeah
Starting point is 00:44:22 Um Um I don't know what Another toy story Yeah Toy Story 5 Is late of June 19th, 2026
Starting point is 00:44:38 okay great um that one i should have guessed and the final is it ratatooie no they don't have the balls to try that again that's how good it is is that it's set in France and I'm like chill with it in fact I like it for that weirdly it is kind of a comment on how how stinky and gross France is, though. The best food in France is made by rats. That's the statement of the movie. Yeah. The thesis.
Starting point is 00:45:20 What are they saying with that shit? It's so goofy. They said it full chest. What is it? What's the sequel? What's the other? Incredibles 3. What?
Starting point is 00:45:31 Mm-hmm. But they're even older and it's even sadder that it's not as good as the first one. Yeah. Is Brad Bird back? TBA TBA because he can't be CBA Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:44 Oh man Depressing Unnecessary Why you do this Dobby Why do you do this Dobby Why did you do this Dobby Dobby I can't believe you've done this
Starting point is 00:46:02 You used to be my brother Dobby An Akka I guess we'll see after these messages I'm starting with a man in the mirror I'm asking him to change his ways and no message that have been any clearer
Starting point is 00:46:26 if you want to make a world about to place take a look at yourself and then make a change Bram, Bram, Bram, Bram, Bram, Bram, bram, bram, bram, broham, broham, yo. How do you feel about brand flakes? They're designed to meet you poo, and that's all. That's it. They go in, brown. And come out flake.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Don't flake on me, uh, bran flake. That was fucking weak. Yeah, I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one. Don't flake on me, Brian. That's better. That's refined. Yeah, I kind of took it.
Starting point is 00:47:16 That was a perfect encapsulation of you have to be cringe to be based. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yes. Well, I guess welcome to the second half of the cast. You're going to say something there? Um, have you seen, uh, have you seen the kid who's like,
Starting point is 00:47:39 I know a couple friends of mine praying for my downfall. It's really fucking funny. You have to see it. It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's legit like 10 seconds long. Why do I search to find it? Um, just search praying for my downfall. I just act like I'm blind for real.
Starting point is 00:48:03 I know some people that are praying for my downfall and some of them are here with me but I just act like I'm blind for real.
Starting point is 00:48:10 It's just the most uncomfortable granger shit I've ever fucking what the fuck is the context? I don't know there's a bunch
Starting point is 00:48:18 of these like street interviews yeah it's a really popular thing now. Yeah yeah um God fucking forbid
Starting point is 00:48:25 like it's like a nightmare of mine like I'm oh right I'm in London like what walking around
Starting point is 00:48:32 getting a fucking mchungus burger meal um see it's a dream of mine really so like yeah i would just fuck with them yeah how they unless it's one where like i saw one for example it was like the most hench ripped dude you've ever seen like walking through a supermarket with a trolley and he's just going up to random strangers and just taking something out of their basket yeah yeah putting it in his and just walking off and then like what the fuck would you do yeah what the fuck you actually supposed to do it's such a like social yeah yeah but like what yeah some of some of the that sort of content is just so nasty yeah like mean spirited engagement bait like just
Starting point is 00:49:15 try and upset yeah it's just horrible but yeah i mean some of my homies be praying for my downfall some of them be here with me i just like i'm blind for real that was like a meme chat that felt like meme chat. Yeah, I guess. I like that one, though. I'll be honest. Every time I see it, I like watch the whole clip.
Starting point is 00:49:43 It's one of those. It's one of those where like I'm getting something out of this every time. It's layered. Well, if you got this far into the episode, comment, Dawn of the Mike's effing four. Be-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ha. Meow, meo, meow, meow. You go in that either.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Meow, meow, meow. Me either. What the fuck does... Me neither. Me neither. Yeah, me neither. Me neither. They say me either.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Me either. Either. Either. On yon-either. Me, say either. Esa, say ether Um If you want to leave questions for future episodes
Starting point is 00:50:37 Head over to the suggestion thread over On the Jarl Media subreddit Um just like obvious humor 66636 did Who said bring back the comment barrel It was never here You can't ask for something that was never here Yeah what the fuck are you talking about And anyway we have the barrel
Starting point is 00:50:50 Idiot Idiot I'm a kind of introspective one here from Den Denton D. Cray Dantaned Kramer? Kramer? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:03 If you've had any, how have your experiences with meditation been? Is this something you've ever F with or do you go Hippy garbage for dumb idiots, San Harris is only? I tried to F with it and then I just thought at the end of the day this is hippie fucking bullshit for, you know,
Starting point is 00:51:21 Brokees. I'm stronger than this. Yeah. No. You're wrong. I find meditation is, within activity for me. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:51:33 You know? When I get that perfect line on Marriott, you know? When you snort your perfect line and you're just distracted by the world and that aggression that you've been bottling up is finally able to come out because of the confidence boost you're given from that line. Yeah, when I just act like I'm blind for real, I just get, I'm in that moment of bliss, you know? Lack of thought. Tish-tosh. Hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Yeah. No, idiot opinion. What, you meditate. See, that's the problem right there. Ooh, looking after your brain is so silly. No, fuck that. Looking off to your brain makes you an idiot. Who the fuck has time to meditate?
Starting point is 00:52:17 That's what I'm saying. I've got time to not meditate. I've got time for two things. Work and play. Respect. Uh huh That was That was strong
Starting point is 00:52:33 Yeah Um Well I play meditate And I work meditate I work a tape I meditate I meditate I play a Tate
Starting point is 00:52:44 I play Tate See what I don't understand With meditation is when you know That you're doing it You just haven't done it enough Idiot You're making this A really difficult
Starting point is 00:52:57 Like to onboard thing No, I want to gate keep it. You shouldn't have it if you're that cowardly of it. Yeah, it's too much of like a power to be, to be. Yeah, let me ask you this, huh? And this is like not specifically to you. This is to anyone hearing. Okay. Why are you so afraid to be alone with your own thoughts? Hmm? What are you so scared of? I have to be. What are you so scared of? What actually is it? Now I'm asking you. What is it you're afraid of?
Starting point is 00:53:23 I have meditated. I said. What are you afraid of? Wait, how long realistically do you think you could last in solitary confinement? Um, with nothing. With absolutely nothing but your own thoughts. What about food? Well yeah, you obviously kept her alive. Really good food, too. Like, oh, in this, in this hypothetical.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Forever. You can be, yeah, you're in solitary confinement. I think I'm happier. You're perfectly content. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the best. I could be yeah okay so what about like you take the joy of food away and it's just like the equivalent of a maltase vitamin paste yeah yeah yeah um still pretty good
Starting point is 00:54:15 it's like the perfect amount of vitamins yeah like yeah like I don't have to think about it like is it is it the perfect amount where like if I do like push-ups I'm not gonna get like fat or skinny I'll just be normal you'll just be normal yeah on the slightly stronger side yeah I'm dude I'm super happy in there hmm but I don't even get like a tennis ball no do I get paper no just your thoughts because I think I reckon I could do five days is that it Yes. Well, before you start going crazy?
Starting point is 00:55:01 Yeah. You don't even know the time. So there's no natural light? There is. That's the only way you know the time, roughly, is through the bars of the cell. Okay, so you can like count days. I reckon I could do a month. No, you kidding. Okay, cool fucking Mr. Beast.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Let's make it real. This psychopath breaks his mind. yeah no no I could do a week for sure I couldn't no a month's crazy but I could do a week really think so seven days I could do seven days I think five yeah I could do seven days hmm I wouldn't be so sure I could I mean but like once you're in there what option do you have you're solitary that's not that's not the challenge that's not the Mr. Beast challenge. For 500 million, they stay
Starting point is 00:55:59 by themselves for five years. I'd certainly give it a go. I think it would be grueling. It would be intensely strange.
Starting point is 00:56:15 It would be challenging. Do you think you'd start like hallucinating? You would I don't know. Probably just get lonely, you know. Completely style. of human contact of any kind or even like the pretend like numbing human interaction that fills that void you know like YouTube shorts yeah that's the bit that that's the kicker yeah there's no Mario cut what if like how long do
Starting point is 00:56:48 think you could stay in solitary confinement if you had like just unlimited drugs oh my god of your choice like whatever you want all booze or anything but no like entertainment to go along with it no you're only allowed
Starting point is 00:57:05 the actual chemicals the drugs themselves man I turn to the hard shit quick that I know like if I had access to everything because like a bunch of um like I feel like
Starting point is 00:57:20 booze you can't really just just have booze. I feel like you could take acid and be entertained just from acid, you know? Yeah. But you can't just drink booze and sit and be quiet. You know?
Starting point is 00:57:35 You could, like, dance with yourself. With no music? Make the music. Boom, diga. Sing. Tap on the walls. Tap on the walls. Yeah, we're going to turn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:55 No, that could work. Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, if there was just booze in there, yeah, that would be turned to for sure. Yeah. Like, whatever drug was there, it would be used. Mm. 100%.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Okay. If I'm doing the seven days, I'd say, like, probably day one. Mm. You know? I honestly think that meditation in an ideal world should be, like, taught in the same way that like physical education is do you meditate every day no do you meditate i wish out that level of discipline do you meditate every week yeah you do what what does a meditation look like for you um it's not even necessarily like you know you don't have to do the act of like
Starting point is 00:58:46 going on youtube and going through a guided meditation or like reading a book or doing a certain ritual even though that does help um breathing exercises and things like this um no doubt is that good for you but just like the idea of like you'll happily get like an MIT for your car and do the stuff that you have to do for it to work and be functional yeah yeah the brain health and the idea of like emotional regulation and thoughts and the idea of just letting like thoughts not control you or like wash over you and being able to distinguish like and sort through it in a healthier way than like instead of it ruling it you know
Starting point is 00:59:31 I think that's like kind of the core of what's useful about it so do you have to you have to be not doing anything else um not necessarily like sometimes like one thing I like doing is like making coffee for example you turn that into like a ritualized yeah yeah yeah I think when you smoke cigarettes for example that was almost a form of meditation
Starting point is 01:00:03 like the reward you're getting from it and it does have a breathing part of it and the ritual of it you're moving yourself from a space the routine of it yeah there is something to that it's just the unfortunate like chemicals you're inhaling along with that um yeah awful health benefits it's definitely foolish to write off as like a hippie-dippy
Starting point is 01:00:28 thing yeah no i genuinely um i like the idea of it um in in sincerity i just find i i get i get the same result by like being in a flow state of anything yeah yeah Like, I don't know if they are equivalent, because I find it often, like, flow state isn't so much only thought, but, like, lack of thought. Yeah, is it like, you're just being? Is it just being distracted? Or, by going to that flow state, is it equipping you to face things head on? Or ignore them. Or is it, like, a mask over it?
Starting point is 01:01:16 Or, like, it depends, like, what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. from a thing or are you running towards it? Yeah, it's a good point. So I feel like the default is as much easy to run away because what you might find might be a little bit
Starting point is 01:01:33 uncomfortable or scary. But that's what I mean about like being able to almost disconnect to yourself from a thought, whatever, and understand it as a thought. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:48 You know what I'm saying? Do I sound crazy? No, no, I totally get you. It was like something I had to learn. It's like, you're, I mean, just discovering what you actually are. And I say discovering as if I know, but I don't. I don't think anyone truly does. Like, you can obviously think,
Starting point is 01:02:19 at like a base level like you are obviously you mm-hmm but when I say you like you you don't make every choice you know like so much of of your existence is automated it's like a dream you don't you don't make decisions in your dream but it feels like you in the moment that you are mm-hmm and yeah there And so to apply that to thoughts as well, when you have a thought, and it doesn't have to be like, I actively thought that. It's not like doing an act where like... But a thought that can feel all encompassing and say the day you wake up and you're like hungover, you're like barely slept, your brain is devastated and tired. That thought that feels like all encompassing when you revisit that same thing.
Starting point is 01:03:18 like in a week's time and maybe you've done a bit of exercise that day you've been eating better the past few days then you might look at that and be like wow that was like really irrational like or really just out of whack and this thing it's informed by the the like surrounding yeah and we kind of say that when it's one weird advantage of like just recording a couple of hours every week for years and like revisiting them and being like oh I remember like my emotional state when recording that and then how that comes across now is like so different in how that feels to me even though I know what was going on internally but the way that comes across like the people who don't know that
Starting point is 01:04:05 is like I don't know quite illuminating and it like gets gets your brain going and yeah you are just such like a slave to all these kind of variables that you can't control in the moment so like recognizing oh yeah like I'm mad about this thing and it's not about like hiding it I guess or running away from it
Starting point is 01:04:27 it's more like trying to embrace it and be like okay I'm just going to let that wash over me and feel it that's it feel it I feel like that's the thing that's most run away from is feeling I
Starting point is 01:04:45 calling back to the other question at the beginning about like being goofy as an adult yeah i've felt like this weird ever since like my later teenage years like 16 onwards where i felt like something's supposed to be happening where like i become an adult so then like i start trying to like perform yeah what an adult is and like... Which weirdly makes you more like kiddie. Yeah, like...
Starting point is 01:05:22 Yeah. Like sometimes it's so obvious when someone is like performing or playing a character because because they're coming from a place of like they don't know who they really are in any brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't even know how to present themselves really outside of like a pre-prepared character. Yeah, and I think, um... I think a part of actually growing up is like, learning to be authentic or being yourself in spite of those like nagging feelings that are
Starting point is 01:05:54 yeah telling you to be a certain way or think a certain thing even if you truly don't believe it or feel that way well that's it yeah like you you learn to stop performing like that's the actual and there will always be some level of performance because that's what humans are you're going to code switch for lack of a better word depending on like if you're in a work environment in a meeting somebody new or like a different family member you know there's all sorts of dynamics that will affect that but um yeah trying to find like who you are is what's at the heart of it I think um yeah that went weirdly deep but that's cool just normal just a little bit normal uh heat wave mf said my friend went a year of his life without a name after being
Starting point is 01:06:40 borned as his parents wanted to see what his personality was like before naming him After a year when his parents came to decide, they settled on the name Mungo. After realizing this was ridiculous and would risk giving him power beyond, they chose a more normal name instead. My question is, do you think a child's name should be predetermined, or would the act of giving time before naming a child result in a more unique and accurate name? You've got to choose. That's just cruel. Yeah. That's crazy. But, like, you don't... Mungo.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Mungo is a good name. Jerry? Mungo? I take it back. Mungo's fire. Yeah. Mungo Jr. Come with me. Mungo Senior. I'm all yours. Um...
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah. Can't remember. You make your mind up. That's my thing. You have nine months. You know? Maybe it's plenty of time. But the character thing, like I disagree with that entirely I don't suit my name because
Starting point is 01:07:49 because like Because of what you were named Yeah That's just like That just is my name And it would suit me no matter what Because it's what my name is Yeah and if it doesn't suit you
Starting point is 01:08:05 Then it morphs into what suits you anyway Normally like the way people name They might pick your medal name instead They might just call you your last name that sticks with some people. I think it's kind of sick to have like a more like chill first name and then like an intense middle name.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Something a bit more like eloquent and you know a bit more maybe even dastardly. Like our dad's twin brother we call Reg. Yeah, Reginald. But that's not his name, is it? No. He's got like five names. He's got like Stephen.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Right? But like that's weird to... It gets confusing because he's also... Bill? Bill. So this is what I mean. Like it doesn't... Or is that bad?
Starting point is 01:08:51 I think that might be dad. No, he's bad. No, he is Baz. And that's got the extra layer of Aussies and Kiwis and their weird naming conventions too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got like some crazy names. It's very confusing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Whether it's Pesodick or... anything it doesn't matter you'll find you your name will find you but your name will be different for different people you know it is
Starting point is 01:09:22 like nobody nobody actually calls me my name I don't think I've ever been called Alexander oh right no one calls me Alexander and I wouldn't want
Starting point is 01:09:31 it's too much yeah I go by Anders I just X ander fucking write it on your boot Yeah. No, I got some weird ones, like, uh, Ali. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:09:49 A couple people called me Ali. Ow. Al? A couple of owls. Dude. Dude. That's pretty much all that my dad calls me is dude. Yeah. I get called Johnson.
Starting point is 01:10:12 Yep So name your childs Name them before you bother them, please Give them a chance For fuck sake Even if it's cyborg Especially if it's cyborg He got turned into a cyborg
Starting point is 01:10:32 With the power of the cube I'll know the desert act This segment is sponsored by HBO Max Watch the Snyder Now Um, Delul Dere says Dwebair, Alex, explain yourself
Starting point is 01:10:50 I recently watched some Iichi videos that I haven't seen in years And on the I Hate Musically Video, the intro says surprisingly enough This is my opinion, don't get your talk in a twist Which is insane since TikTok replaced musically Are you an eternally tortured prophet That gets premonitions of coming plagues Yet know that you were powerless to stop them
Starting point is 01:11:10 Why would you why did you write don't get your talk in a twist i i don't know what does that mean talk in a twist what does that mean if yeah it like makes more sense now yeah how the fuck did you do that i guess i was in a flow state trying to run from something what i found i didn't like yeah you're running from the simpsons speaking of the simpsons neo alex 99 said what are some movies that would be best better if the main character got venomized the Simpsons movie
Starting point is 01:11:45 yeah if that paid no what movie wouldn't be better by the yeah I'm glad you took it there I don't think there's a single one add venom to any movie and it's instantly superior and definitely gonna make well I just thought of one that's going to make you go oh Indiana Jones the bold is coming and he's
Starting point is 01:12:03 catch it yeah yeah fuck holy shit oh my god We'd make 2001 a space, obviously make a lot more sense. Am I right? Yeah, it would. Finally, we could figure-
Starting point is 01:12:17 Who gets venomized though? The monkey? Yeah, the opening. Then it goes on, like, uh, How 9,000? Yeah. AI Venom. Yeah, that's a cool idea. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:12:31 I'm gonna search esoteric movie and see what comes out. Yes. The Holy Mountain. We've got venom in there. Oh, what about, um, there will be blood? Daniel Day Lewis. His son gets venomized. Oh. You will drink my venom.
Starting point is 01:13:04 I need to watch that movie again. Yeah, I think. I watched it a little, a year or two ago, again? I watched it for like the first time, um, a couple years ago, three years ago. Oh shit, maybe more, four years ago. Well, yeah, okay, whatever. F off, that's all I say.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Time flies when you're watching venom. Time flies when you're roaching renum. Do you want to talk about venom for a bit? What more? We've said everything about venom. There's nothing more. I mean, you haven't even seen Venom 2 or 3, so I'm upset with you for that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:49 What'd you have to say for yourself? Um, I'm sorry. Tom Hardy's too good in those movies. And you know, they had null in the third one. They finally got to Venom Law Null. N-U-L-L. You don't know Venom-L-L-R-U-L-L? You don't know. I don't know. N-U-L. N-L. Venom 3
Starting point is 01:14:09 Jamie, what's the Venom 3 lore? Should we killed in Minecraft? Yeah, no. I was right. How do you spell it? K-N-U-L. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Played by Andy Circus. Oh, hell yeah. You ready for Noel? No's coming, baby. It's no got his same film. Venom 3 is Norman Readers playing nobles null? For real?
Starting point is 01:14:42 No. Give me Norman Redis in anything, to be honest. True. Um, Leroy and Stitch has a pretty scary one. Please, please, please Mingers, help me out. What would you do if you stepped on a landmine? Please answer quickly.
Starting point is 01:14:59 I've been standing on a mine with no food or water for days. Bear bear jar forever. Apparently they don't work like they do in the middle. movies. Huh? Yeah. Like in the movie, if, if, if you step on it and don't move, then like, you're fine. But apparently in real life, like, you just step on it, just fucking, right.
Starting point is 01:15:20 Yeah. So you don't get the dramatic effect of the buildup of them going, I'm going to die. Yeah. Get away. I'm going to give up. You know, doesn't happen. I'm going to sacrifice. I think, um, is it?
Starting point is 01:15:36 saving private Ryan where it's depicted like realistically I don't remember a mine scene I might be wrong I'm thinking of Kingsman there's a mind scene oh fuck yeah
Starting point is 01:15:51 pretty goofy yeah that movie's shit for one reason for way more than one reason that's quite a few reasons that's the cowboy one right Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 01:16:07 Kingsmen in America Yahoo Yeah Cringement Um But yeah I remember one movie Depicting it
Starting point is 01:16:17 Like accurately Where like They're just walking through a field Some dude takes a stuff And blows up immediately Agreed Yeah I mean why
Starting point is 01:16:28 Why would you design a thing That only blows up Like after you've realized So you psychologically get them yeah so you can really like when you're filming it make it extra dramatic when they die yeah run you don't need to see me
Starting point is 01:16:45 you don't need to see me um a j hunter has something crazy to see okay ij i was recently listening to the idols album tanked good album by the way and there's a song where a couple of the lines finished with the phrase or something And despite the serious tone, it makes me laugh every time as I get Alex's or Sumsing out of my head. Much like Bear Bear, whenever Bear or Bear are mentioned, and the name Jaina, pronounced Gina, but forever in my head read his Jina after our lord and savior, Dobby. This is further evidence of the brain rotten societal degradation propagated by Alex specifically in his demonic quest to infect everyone's brains with rear.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Keep up the book The bug-buck boys And crazy crazy goblins And game on More an observation than a question But if it pleases the boys What is their favorite Brain rot head cannon phrase
Starting point is 01:17:41 Or even better When is the jar phrase Ranking Vid In all seriousness Love the boys Cast and makes me Die of laughter On the way to work every day
Starting point is 01:17:51 Especially when Alex comes up One of these infectious stims And Jamie questions where it's from Except please please please That's suck balls Um so yeah my favorite is probably please please please I think it's come around to being good again
Starting point is 01:18:06 people have latched on to it was this your plan the whole time genuinely no I thought because like there have been plenty in the past where they come up and they just kind of naturally die and like no one comes back to them but someone about this one yeah especially because of the Sabrina carpenter thing that honestly I didn't I didn't know I seriously I seriously have never heard that song. All I've heard is espresso. That's her me, please, please, please. Um, my favorite is all Samsung.
Starting point is 01:18:47 That's the best one ever. Yeah, it's perfectly European. It just sounds like any, any European guy. A random hell diver comes in. comes in. Yeah, that's exactly what I think. Samsung. Oh y'all. Go this way or Samsung. We call this or Samsung. Yeah, I like that one. Don't you think it's like coming, it's bringing back the old argue voice in a way? No. It does work nicely. Yeah, they cross over
Starting point is 01:19:26 I like that how do you feel on Bear Bear now days I've always got love for Bear Bear without doubt you like that one
Starting point is 01:19:35 yeah Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear's fire Jaina Guyna Dobby's Jain is a winner Ha ha ha it's just oh I love that one yeah that
Starting point is 01:19:50 that's a premium one that's like 80 Yeah, there are good. I would need like a whole list though, like there are too many. Although I don't care about a lot of the old, old ones nowadays. Or maybe I've just forgotten. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:10 I would need someone to prepare a list. It was just like poo, wee. That sort of shit. Well, speaking of poo and we, brilliant subject 57 says, hello Dobby's gina lovers. I have a genuine question. I'm concerned. Why, when you look up JAR Media podcast on the Deep Seek AI, does it say your YouTuber Alex, parentheses, K-pop, and Jolly, Korean Englishman?
Starting point is 01:20:40 On the recommendation of Super AI Deep Seek, I've got a question. What are your thoughts on the global rise of K-pop and its impact on Korean culture? Behr-Bea-u-R-up-the-jina. Bear bear What? Yeah, I didn't catch any other I guess I'm YouTuber Alex and you're jolly
Starting point is 01:20:59 The Korean Englishman How did they know I'm Korean? Yeah, weird And how do they know I love K-pop? Yeah, I mean being Korean I obviously love K-pop K-plop more like Don't kill me
Starting point is 01:21:14 I don't know anything about Korean culture Nobody does, even them they've offshored their culture to pop yeah they're controlled by pop stars even more so than us yeah well at least they like their pop stars
Starting point is 01:21:31 who do we have Lola Young oh fuck don't get me started what would you take a K-pop or a Lola oh man at least Lola
Starting point is 01:21:48 like I don't know isn't uh hounded to the point where she you know in Minecraft herself like a lot of Korean uh is that a classic K-pop movie yeah they have like the worst they have the worst fan base probably of anything as in like they're just not left alone they have like horrible like managers that micro manage their whole lines yeah yeah they're like not allowed to have partners right yeah yeah well this kind of stuff it's all like evil producers and yeah it gets quite nasty i think with those fans out there i believe it so it's better for lola young but we're not better for lola young no but somehow worse for it yeah what's her song please please please please yeah please please please
Starting point is 01:22:48 Feet Tyler, like Tyler Lamar. Um, I think it's time we wrap this one up with the, I guess, I think this might be a sad one from Snung's dad. Howdy, boys? First let me start with a bit of an emotional spiel that relates to me a question. I've been listening since I was 16, I'm now 23. And I feel like that particular period of life can be a brutal one. When I'm at my lowest, I often turn to the podcast as a way of curbing loneliness or if I'm
Starting point is 01:23:15 looking for a laugh. I can only thank you, boys, for what you've done. that's helped me immeasurably. My question is, is there any specific media you turn to when you're at a low? It can be a podcast, album, TV show, movie, etc. There's loads. Yeah. Although, like, broadly, what I'm looking for is a new thing that can scratch that, like, itch, that the old things I love can get to. Mm. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like, replace it. Like I recently, in the past week or so, I started watching severance.
Starting point is 01:23:54 And it's cool, like, when you're getting into a new world and there's mysteries and music and... You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you get left with that void after certain medias. You know, where you're like, oh shit, it's over. Like, what do I do? Yeah, when you finish desperate housewives and you're like, now what? Yeah, when you finish housewives.
Starting point is 01:24:16 fucking point and you're like let's go back to episode one yeah time to like restart the loop um but yeah to answer the question I guess it's like
Starting point is 01:24:34 comfort media yeah um basically for me anything the Spiderman apart from the Andrew Garfield shit I hate that shit
Starting point is 01:24:44 that route that puts me in the mood to need good spider-man you know see i i was thinking this with i i think i get the spider-man emotions from invincible i think i i like mark as a protagonist in a similar kind of way yeah i would agree um i just i don't know i love the characters that just beat down non-stop and it's one of the things like some people complain about in invincible it's like he never wins fights he always gets like destroyed yeah yeah yeah no i want that again and again that's like yeah what makes him compelling is that he always gets back up in the same spider-man kind of way i love how human mark is though like in particular in invincible like
Starting point is 01:25:26 he fucks up yeah like really badly too yeah yeah like he he does shit that like anyone would do with with that capability like that sort of shit is um yeah because i've what i've just finished season three you haven't seen it yet yeah i've got four episodes to watch those last two episodes bro yeah i'm so happy i'm so happy i'll be on them soon um i feel like a lot of music mm-hmm music's a good one because like we're saying earlier like when you're feeling an emotion and just want to feel it like if you put on a certain like album that matches that mood it can like enhance it um kind of get it out your system almost yeah the wheel from red dead too hmm that's a cracking piece yeah that's a good one there's there's one from
Starting point is 01:26:28 cyberpunk that's really good yeah i've actually got like a whole playlist on spotify that is a mixture of like really specific tones like uplifting sounds or moody sounds or contemplating sounds or something like just to match like if I'm in that specific mood of like I want to just be in this emotion right now yeah that kind of thing
Starting point is 01:26:57 yeah um my one from cyberpunk is outsider no more that track like if you're feeling down it it does put you in that get it out type space um and obviously like all of low raw is kind of just is that yeah i almost feel like i need to be in that headspace to go into them um yeah yeah you can't be like like riding a high like you just yeah you just got like like three wins in a row on Mario Kart and you're like
Starting point is 01:27:38 vote time to lock in maybe tomorrow babe lower yes that's not really the vibe um there's a lot of comfort like video games as well Dark Souls
Starting point is 01:27:58 really yeah so like I know where I'm out with Dark Souls I know exactly what I'm getting. Yeah, I don't really do that with games, actually. I do it more of movies. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Like, The Big Lebowski Oversea. That's always one I can... Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna laugh at. I'm like, what kind of mood I'm in, so that's a good, like, pick me up. That sort of thing.
Starting point is 01:28:25 Mm. Or some sing. Yeah. on the jail media podcast and listen to my own voice um oh that was funny when i did that ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a mood left her i just look in the mirror and go oh something oh something yeah like tears oh something can you rank my um super villain loves mhm i'm trying to perfect it can you kind of give a little character back background before each one is number one tricksy sneaker okay what is it you like
Starting point is 01:29:13 that what do you give that out of ten uh four okay it's pretty low yeah we've been there you know big boy no regret yeah that's that's a nine big boy no regret you like that big boy no regrets It's got nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. What other options are there?
Starting point is 01:29:39 You've covered, like, all the baddies. Yeah. The two types. Yeah. You know, there's the... Oh, scientist vibe. Sneaky scientists. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:54 There are too many sneakies. Like, just normal scientist. Yeah. Average scientist. Sly guy. Can you do like a, um, sort of sneaky, like, tricks there, so... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 01:30:23 I'm like, I really want to just, like, do that laugh in public somewhere. What would be like the worst, most, most... just disruptive place to do that um we run out of curry sauce for your fries ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha if you start doing the like uh the the the the the what's the fucking the killing joke like in the kebab shop that's how you go to prison man You're just scared everyone around you. Do we need to, like, get out of here? You know some people be doing that shit as well.
Starting point is 01:31:14 No, but I'm doing it ironically. Yeah. Oh, weenny. Um, yeah, so I hope you enjoyed that episode. This chapter hours is going to be, Jim trying to guess the Lego Star Wars game Death Sounds
Starting point is 01:31:36 What midi figures Waking what noise Check it out And if not We'll see on the next episode, baby Kachiga Yeah Yeah

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