JAR Media Posdact - Seesoon TOO
Episode Date: March 17, 2025https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:32 Housekeeping 20:00 Jim is Angry about Toy Story 46:11 Mid Break 50:41 Questions: Bring Back Barrel 50:56 Thoughts on Meditation 1:06:35 B...orn without a Name 1:10:45 Musically Coincidence 1:11:38 Better - Venomised 1:14:51 Advice for Stepping on Landmine 1:16:52 Fav Brain Rot Phrase 1:20:20 Ai Doesnt Recognise US 1:22:56 Media for when You're Low #BrocastS2E1
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We live in a cold play world.
Yeah, we do, yeah we do.
A new season, baby.
Some might say, season fucking three, baby.
No.
No.
No.
Stand by for my arrival, worm.
Are you talking to me?
Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you're words.
No.
Look at me.
I'm the man in the mirror.
The mirror never lies.
The mirror never lies.
I love being off camera, I mean on camera looking in the mirror.
yeah um hi hi howdy duty how do you do cyborg well i'm just chilling looking in the mirror
what do you see a reflection of myself
come on yeah take this seriously for once who me or me or a
Cyborg.
Me?
Cyborg.
Okay.
I'm one of the branch personalities of the host of this show.
Know what I'm saying?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I just like imagining the audio list and it's like trying to, trying to piece together the clues of what's happening.
It's like, um, it's like we always say, like, uh, existence is real life law.
Existence is real life law.
Yeah, like where the law for the future is in L-O-R.
eat, not like
Judge Dredd. And council tax
are the battle packs
the battle pass.
Yeah.
Yeah, when you put
like that, the real world's kind of cool, huh?
Kind of cool.
That's not what I'm saying.
But yeah.
Well, I've noticed, when I edit
Jadcasts and go back through them, like, I often just
and not listening. And you can just tell
by the way I'm reacting.
What do you mean? What? You're not listening to me?
Yeah.
You'll just go out.
Yeah, but you could say anything and then what I was going to say next would be unexpected.
Remain the same, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like there was a moment last episode where you were trying to start telling a story about
comparing Starship Troopers to the DreamWorks film, Ants.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you were like, yeah, what about that film Ants?
And you couldn't remember Starship Troopers.
And then he went, oh yeah, what about that film Ants?
yeah and you were like they're similar even though i was already trying to say that it was like
we're having two separate conversations but about the same topic yeah yeah they call they call
it parallel play yeah a double narrative of sorts yeah yeah it's like tannet we've
wait no we've already done that one that was last season um yeah but good afternoon evening
on night ladies and gentlemen and welcome and cyborgs and cyborgs and cyborgs and cyborgs they
always welcome um welcome to season two of the broadcast so we're episode one
does that make sense to everybody episode one seasonal two feeling fresh
sensation sensational that's always like when it does the trailer montage and it's like
clips of random characters saying like one word that's like out of context that's always my
favorite one i love it when i love it when like a
a sky
advert for
all the movies you can get and they'll take
a clip from like Fast and Furious
8 where the rock is like
now that's a damn good deal
and they insert some shit
like that into the... It's like a clip
from 12 years a slave and they're like
this is just going to start. Yeah.
Please!
Yeah.
Yeah, man. Please, please.
So I'm Alex
joined by Jim.
Yep. It's a new season.
a new season a new start a new story new tax year um new bloody lovely you better
fucking balance those those tax things you know otherwise you're fucked that's uh maybe the
best bit of advice ever given on this yeah quite easily yeah um well we have a lot of stuff
to get through to today's um we actually don't although you have a you have something you wanted
to bring up but we've got to do housekeeping first but before we do that and get too deep into the show
and get too scafterbrain got a shout at those gel media patrons over at the patrons that make the
show possible make the audio show possible um they get that raw unfiltered mp3 over on the patreon as i
just said um nice and bloody fresh get those patron names those wacky patron names turn us into your
personal puppets on the first or second week of each month that was attached to the
previous episode and I suppose you got time for next month baby you got a few weeks
baby babies um after hours has kind of been what I've been most hyped about over there
as of late there been some good ones did the meme playlist of Spotify we did a 45 minute
long hell divers discussion which people were enjoying um last week we did a
a weird like drone video and the Minecraft final movie trailer thing we have kind of a funny one
plan for today as well another short but sweet one i think um we'll keep that as a surprise i think
uh but last but not but not least the jar media group chat is as the name kind of explains a group
chat over on the proteome but i'll go in there before we start recording and be like hey what's up
everybody um write our script write the script and yes i will read
it.
And yeah.
So do that and help us.
Let's go into housekeeping then.
We round off these conversations
from the previous week.
Barbara G. has a nice one to get us going
before they go horrible and mean.
Genuinely want to thank you guys for showing
that you can still be silly and have fun
as an adult.
That might sound condescending,
but I struggle a lot with feeling like
I had to let go of my whimsical side
due to being an adult
and it's delightful to see you
be genuine and lighthearted.
Thanks for all the laughs.
keep being epic it's just the cyborg way baby a a hell yeah b um i don't think anybody like
grows up you know they just hide it better yeah even then like you'll see you'll see like
middle-aged fat dudes doing like the dumber shit yeah you know like that's why people like
booze because it brings their inner whimsy out yeah yeah yeah but like we can like sit and and
act goofy but like like men be doing the the the water slides and shit you know when i was in
france last year the the most impressive water slides thing i've ever seen in my life happened
before my eyes and it was like a 35 year old man
Really? Why are you gendering this, though, making out that Barbara can't be a goofy?
Well, no, yeah, but I mean, like...
A goofer.
The stereotype is that, like, you know, this is why men have a lower life expectancy.
Serious Marge, goofball, Homer.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Serious Loafball alcoholic Homer.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Marge, locking it down, you know, bears behaving well.
no one would watch it
if that was what was happening
idiots
yeah that's what I'm saying
what is bears behaving badly
it's like something cool
what is it
Jamie pull it up
bears behaving well
no badly
it's a oh it's that thing
you know that blue bear
like the puppet bear
it was blueie
CBBC's
Barney Haywood and Neve the Bear
remember that
no
you do remember that
that you remember that bear uh jamie pull it up there's on that screen remember that bear
oh yes yep thanks there yeah nah this new season can't do that um the coy sec says we finally got
the eraser head episode and i bloody do declare reinventing the curry episode's curtain bit is
simply smashing so the curtain inclusion i actually i didn't even consider that
until after was that a thing in the curry episode yeah there was a curtain character one might
say okay um that sounded bad even though that's not what i was intending like it's
you know you know when you say something it sounds like a slur curtain character a curtain
character yeah it sounds like someone i don't know i read the telegraph and i'm scared
potentially be a slur bit yeah i don't know um jamy comway says okay
Okay, and this is a mistake I genuinely did make.
55 minutes in to the last episode, Alex.
That was on a Conan O'Brien podcast, and it's clearly a bit.
The guy is Jim Downey, a comedy writer.
I'm surprised you couldn't tell he was clearly joking,
and J-Man also wrote in about it, Alex.
You got a lot of things wrong in the past, as we all do,
but this is the first time I've been compelled to write in.
The podcast you referred to where the man doesn't know Epstein is dead
is Jim Downey's appearance on Conan O'Brien needs a friend.
Jim Downey was Norm McDonald's writing partner during his time.
on SNL and the section on Epstein is clearly a joke Jim himself is struggling to keep it
together for much of it kind regards the Guernsey jarling um you played yourself
yeah man I hadn't actually like seen it I'd seen like a clip of it and then yeah I guess
just pulling it from months ago and being like yeah I guess that was real huh this is how
miss disinformation happens yeah or dismiss information yeah but like that there's one thing like
referencing something you think happened offhand on a podcast where like it doesn't matter but like
imagine if it was your like world view like that's how all of your your your your that was your
world view that your worldview was that people don't know that Epstein died well i was thinking like
there must be some old person out there because that's where your mind when was like that level
of peace must be nice you know in concept is you know just picturing an old man i disagree i i hate that
shit. Why? Like, imagine
not knowing Epstein is dead.
You know? But, like,
it would be nice to not know that that was ever
like something that was happening, you know?
Yeah. But then you find out he's dead and it's
like, okay.
You know?
That's almost worse as well, because there's never any...
No, we're not going on the Epstein.
Wait, we have to just briefly.
It's like a fact that
before Epstein died, it was
reported and he said like,
much verbatim that he was like no way I'd ever kill myself I love being alive
like he straight up he straight up like said it prime in it yeah allegedly I don't
fun yeah allegedly but I heard that he said that and if that's the case then
would you do well it's the case that Barton 2185 says adding on to my parasocial
thoughts of you guys standing a few episodes ago
I often have dreams where I'm friends with you guys
having wonderful times at parties or on walks
for example only for me to wake up and go
ah we ain't friends
and then ingfrill replied to that saying
I dreamt about Alex murdering me
that wasn't a dream
that was just a separate reality
I mean we don't
we don't go to parties or walk
so those dreams are ridiculous to begin with
we only exist when the camera presses record
Yeah
Like we're ephemera
We are
We're like
Fish AI
FI
We're fie
I'm trying to perfect my evil AI
I keep getting adverts for like AI dogs
Don't buy a real dog
Buy an AI pet
Why did I see
I went to the cinema
The other day
And there was an advert where Matthew McConaughey was like
by my AI dog he was like advertising some kind of AI and the advert about AI turned
into a what was that show that him and uh true detective yeah it turned into a true
detective thing yeah like the dude I'm blanking on his name
Woody Harrison like it's just there at this airport and
they start talking and it's like what the this is weird it's like
Member Berry's AI advert
McConaughey. It was inevitable.
I'm anti- Woody Harrelson now.
That's a shame.
But this is also a shame what I'm about to text
you. I'm going to text you a couple
images here that I want you to look at
in relation to this comment left
from
where is it?
Lorrie Morriton, Lorry.
Another banger cast. On a completely unrelated note,
I don't know if you've seen the new stills from the upcoming
movie Neighborhood Watch, but it seems Jack Quaid has joined Dream Young Gravy and Jack
Harlow on the list of people Alex looks like.
Alex, the A-listers just can't resist stealing your look.
Normally I'm like, yeah, whatever, but there are a couple of these that I were like,
wait, that's fucking weird.
The one with the jeans, I was like, that's quite weird.
Yeah, and the one where he's hanging out with the angle guy.
From the Walking Dead?
Oh, with the big coat, yeah.
Yeah, and the mustache.
Yeah, because you wear a big coat.
Yeah, I love wearing big fat coats, keep me warm.
I feel like out of all those, that's the closest one, as far as I was just stealing my look.
Saying that, there's one where he's wearing the wolf t-shirt,
um, howling at the, the full moon.
Um, where, like, you are the combination of him and the guy, like, directly behind him.
him oh yeah I see that yeah that's wild yeah you are just like a like a character
creator like mix like random traits you know you're a preset which reminds me how many
people in the world do you think are blonde like percentage um I found this stat out the
other day and was like what 15 no less 10 it's 2% that low that low
of the world is blonde yeah no that yeah two percent wow because i guess it's mostly like
northern europe yeah but just hearing that percentage just like what the fuck a little bit nuts
but look up this i don't know anything about this movie neighborhood watch um but that's just
another one of stealing my look exoskeleton says calling it now alex next episode alex will 100% go off
about how he hates lie detector time and how he never liked it please please please please
no it's so much better than please please oh yeah it is even you agree yeah you found out
what it was from the other day yeah and it sucks it sucks um it's from fucking
despicable me yeah but no one else is zoned in on those lyrics outside of me
Good for you, like, great.
I mean, I'm never going to turn on that one.
No, I can see that hanging about for fucking too long.
I got two more here.
I want to end the section with both from the Jarmedia group chat over there.
First one from Nohaj.
Alex, what are your thoughts on the phrases, you best not of?
And blank is practically a joke.
For example, while your hair's getting long, it's practically a joke.
Do you think these are inherently English phrases or do you think Americans say them too?
I can't imagine Americans saying, you best not of.
You best not of.
Yeah, that doesn't work.
But that is something a lot of Brits do say.
Is it?
You best not of.
Don't do it.
He the fuck has ever done that.
You best not of.
You best not of.
You better not have.
You better not have.
You fucking better not.
Hey, of. I think it's
more American than British.
It's not. You best not of.
Okay, it's Mexican then.
Well, yeah.
So what, you...
What was the other one?
You best not of.
Blank is practically a joke.
I hate that one.
I don't think any
nationality says that one.
All right. I feel like there are probably better examples.
You could have plucked the thing that British people say.
But you best not have.
I like, um, wonga.
Wonga.
Yeah.
No one says wonga.
Everyone says wonger.
Um.
Cockneys be dying, man.
They're a rare breed nowadays.
It's true.
They're dying.
It's true.
They're, yeah, that's, um, I mean,
what, what British, like, goodness is lack?
Left.
Beep.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Um, and finally, uh, Lily 960 says,
Thoughts on Power Wash Simulator having a Wallace and Gromit DLC.
I saw the trailer for it and was like, maybe this is what is going to get me to play this game.
Because that's a great idea.
I haven't heard of any of this.
Have you seen that, you know that game there?
No.
You don't know about PowerWash simulator?
No.
Really? Yeah.
It's like a whole.
industry you know like farming simulator is a huge game yeah yeah yeah truck
simulators and everything but it's power washing what do you power wash like vehicles like dirty
vehicles dirty things and you just power wash them you know like those YouTube
videos where people like clean rugs and shit it's like but you get to do it yeah I like
like that and you can be like Grummet doing it um I don't know if Gromit's there like
watching or something that'll be cool no I want to be Grommett if I can't be Wallace or
grammar then I don't really give a shit okay quite an aggressive response but whatever used
to it by now um you had this is another week of you having the topic to be honest
you having a topic the hate nass hating topic i guess yeah i mean i what got what got this
into your mind and what um um that's that's genuinely it
The mirror never lies.
Yeah, there was a, you know, toy looking in mirror.
And I was like, it's time to reflect over toys, toy story.
Toy Story 4.
Yeah.
Let me see what year this came out.
It was a few years ago now.
Wait, try and guess.
20.
22?
Is that right?
I'm going to say 2021.
2020, 2021.
Oh, man.
it was 20 2019 was it
was it wow story 4 wow okay interesting
yeah this this movie stinks
yeah I can't stand it
I it genuinely upset me
it felt like
a veneer of a toy story movie
it felt like the dream
I had
where like toy stories on in the background
you know right yeah yeah
Like, it's, it's like what, it's what someone who doesn't understand Toy Story thinks Toy Story is.
Hmm.
Yeah, it was just so, uh, inauthentic to me.
Yeah, it's totally, like, soulless.
It felt like, you know, you're a, season six of Dexter, and it's like, yeah.
The concept has just been spread thin.
It's like butter over too much bread, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I kind of think that at the end of Toy Story Story.
they should have been melted down and die.
No, they should have been melted down into one megatoy.
Hmm.
Like a transformer type, like, anime, Power Ranger type.
More like a substance monster where they're like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Yeah, that would be, that would be quite fire.
But I...
I don't know why they felt the need, you know?
I felt like they made an ending.
No, because they left the bow peep.
uh
oh yeah
in toy story too
i guess this
this was the start
of the downfall of america i guess
the like
when things went woke
yeah when you know that those woke tendrils
got into even toy story
you know
because they you know they're all smoothed down there
like there
there's no genders with toys
how do they even rump
yeah they can't
they can't um
and they still
they still took it there
you know
they still had to woke a gender
and they're still doing
more though.
Key and Peel were like birds.
Yeah, yeah.
What's happening?
Dude, I remember so little
about so much
of the movie.
Mm-hmm. But guess how much money
you made, though?
I don't want to know.
Let me find out.
Budget of
$200 million, gross worldwide
$1 billion.
That much?
That much?
Wow.
that's why they won't stop making him ever
it's depressing
and Woody had an out
you know he was out
Spoilers but just when I thought it was out
Toy Story 4 brought me back in
Yeah but Toy Story 4 is like the cap is like
Like he's done
Woody's done yeah Woody's dead
You know he's not dead
He's he's narratively dead
They wrote him out of Toy Story
He arguably was narratively dead before the film began
Well I'd argue
you um yes but you know what pisses me off the most that it's like a unreal engine tech demo
like that's all i remember about it was like that opening scene with the rain and the mud and it was
like yeah like it looks impressive look how incredibly realistic the lighting it's on look how
awesome fortnight's going to be in 10 years when that one that looks like shit from like the 90s
has more heart and personality yeah yeah i can relate to like the freaky
characters from that shit but what upsets me the most is buzz yeah i'm glad you said it they
fucked buzz just because buzz is republican just just just because buzz sold coke in the 90s
you don't you don't get to do this to buzz they have you know's hard it really made me
realize how you need both of them yeah for the formula to work yeah everyone's going on about
spoon ned or whatever he's called that was his sounds like yeah i don't give a shit about
fucking spoon no they should have like just continued as like a Disney plus like shorts that don't
matter yeah yeah yeah just give Tom Hanks his 900 million and like put it somewhere where it
doesn't matter you know when it's something crazy I found out about um you know in toy story
three the monkey with the symbols uh-huh but like Disney copyrighted that monkey with
they like own that toy the monkey with the symbols so you like can't use that imagery and
anything else like it has to be something different if you use the monkey toy really yeah because
that horror movie recently yeah yeah called like monkey scare um symbol monkey but he couldn't use
symbols he's got to have a drum kit instead wow i get i wouldn't be surprised if they
went after hot chip you know like yeah yeah yeah so did the did they own
that monkey before
Toy Story 3?
That was like that was a monkey toy right?
Yeah, yeah.
Like that's why everyone knows it
because of the toy already existing
before Toy Story 3
but during the production of that film
that was something they spent money on
was securing that toy.
So I guess every one that has been sold
from that point on is like a Disney cut thing.
Dude.
I guess that's part of it, right?
Like, the merch sales from Toy Story must be wild.
Yeah, that's a good point.
It's like Star Wars, but double.
Like, they're already toys.
So you're saying this is the last Jedi of Toy Story movies.
Yeah, and you know what's fucked up?
What?
Toy Story 3 is The Force Awakens.
No, it isn't.
No, Toy Story 3 is. Okay.
story two is the attack of the clones though I love that meaning so you know
Toy Story 2 is the first film I ever saw at the cinema really yeah so it's
kind of like near and dear to me toy story this it's like a close to home you
know fucking run like the fucking shit bull yeah you know the the
The soullessness of Disney, man.
Mm.
So I guess we like, we were brought into this world, right, is those, like, awesome Disney.
And it was, like, genuinely a string of Tarzan and Tarzan 2 on straight to video and just all the Tarzan stuff, the Hercules TV show.
Like, all the best.
The Lion King 2 straight to video, that was, like, it doesn't get better than this stuff.
Like, now when you look at this now, it's like, that's my childhood, you're burning for me.
Yeah, my childhood is undone.
Yeah, I'll never get that back.
I'll never get that back now.
Yeah.
Thanks.
You've removed the good and just left the trauma.
Yeah, all I have left is the trauma of suit, torturing.
I had two things as a kid.
I had Toy Story and Finding Nemo.
that's counted as one thing
which both have been ruined
Finding Dory woke fucking
the whole shit
and I had Star Wars
I had Star Wars
and Disney already always owned one of them
and then Disney bought the other and fucking killed it
Did you see Finding Dory?
No
I did
Okay
No do you love it
Do you love it? Tell me you love it
I have one cool thing about it
It had an octopus character that was quite cool.
Oh, okay.
And it felt like, this kind of should have been the movie.
Like a genre movie about an octopus trying to skip.
Well, they already did it at the Toy 3-3, though.
Like a prison movie of them trying to get out of the aquarium.
I mean, that's Finding Nemo 1.
It's just not an octopus.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
It was more just like how they actually creatively used an octopus character and animated it.
And, like, the movement of it was really cool.
Okay.
But yeah, I was just like, what was the last Pixar movie you remember, like, being properly into?
I kind of liked Coco.
I liked Coco.
Um, I, I liked, uh, soul quite a lot.
Yeah, I liked soul.
They don't have the same vibe, though.
Doesn't hit as hard?
No, and, like, I know I'm not a child anymore.
Um, so that's kind of to be expected.
but I feel like the concepts aren't as interesting.
Mm-hmm.
You know, like Monsters Inc.
There's the monster in the closet is actually like...
A concept that all kids like...
It's like a business.
Yeah, it's so much fun.
That's such a fun idea.
And like you can imagine like a parent coming up with that idea
and writing it into a story.
Yeah.
Um, and the same with like finding Nemo where it's like,
what if my fish wanted to escape and managed to yeah plus dentists or like scary what if my car
had eyes and like yeah what if what if we were cars or like what if the love of my life was
sterile and died and like I was just old and miserable and yeah just wanted to kill myself
like but I got a dog and an Asian boy
Did you see Monsors University?
No.
I hate that film.
Yeah, I think I would as well.
I think it would really upset me.
Yeah, didn't you want to see Mike Wazowski chasing around the...
It's the alpha beta pig! Get the pig, dude!
Dude, anything...
The only, like, American college shit that I've ever enjoyed
is, um...
The Futurama where there's a monkey.
oh yeah
fry
fry goes to college
with the monkey
that that's actually
like funny to me
because it
it feels like
it's not
on the side
of the college shit
like college culture
you know
any any
any American college shit
that's like
kind of hyping it up
and
it's fucking weird
and cultish man
for anybody
for any American
listening
like
Don't talk shit about Zeta Squad
Yeah
It's fucking weird
To everyone else
You're fucking weird
You know
Like really weird for that shit
They're like sorority houses
And the hazing
Oh my God
Yeah
Very weird
That is the thing here
But like
And it depends on like
Where you go to uni too
And some places
Well that's only for like
The ultra rich cunts
You know
They're like banging
Dead pics
The Bulling
and piggy tryouts.
Yeah, yeah.
And like, let's go to...
You're gonna be bloody funny if you just fucked his piggy for me right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Disturbing shit, man.
Yeah, whereas, like, that's just kind of the expected thing in America.
They're all having sex with pigs.
Yeah.
Got enough of them.
And speaking of pigs, shout out to the good dinosaur.
Fuck, yeah.
Speaking of a pig.
Yeah.
pigs are right is when they thought it was over pigs are yeah yeah yeah when yeah they make
trash that fucking elemental film that was a real bad rindgiest shit i've ever seen i've not watched
the movie shout out to brave yeah yeah i just bumps are brave yeah nobody nobody knows if it's any
good nobody cares same with the good diner which is just fucked up because it's like how do you
mess up a dinosaur movie
how did you do that idiots
stupid children yeah just
remake disney's the dinosaur
that's a fucking fire film that freaky
monkey dinosaur singular
remake that dinosaur yeah
what I'm cracking film
um
now they're gonna bring about for ratatooie too
there
are they doing a ratatooey
ratatooie
ratatooie
are he how long till rata three that's my question now i'm looking at a list when was the
breaking point because i feel like it was car's two because listen listen to this toy story
fire bug's life um toy story too shout big shout out to fucking bugs life that film with the caterpillar
oh yeah the german caterpillar yeah it's so fucking awesome and the um the the the lady
bug yeah funny but you know it's the type of shit where it's like a human has
looked at something and been like let's like let's just do shit with that you
know next one don't go towards the light I can't help who are the pooh-poo
platter yeah yeah we've got good shits um Monsters Inc fucking so fire fire as
hell fire finding Nemo I love finding Nemo oh my god
Thomas Newman music.
Yeah, man.
It's like, what is happening?
Yeah.
Why did he go that hard?
Ding ding ding ding.
Don't do it.
Don't go there.
Ding, ding, ding.
Find Nemo.
Um, that opening scene?
You know, it, yeah.
Nemo Egg.
Nemo Egg.
That's what started Nemo Egg.
Go on Spotify right now.
Type Nemo Egg and try.
Oh shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everyone listening.
Search Nemo Egg.
Search Nemo Egg and cry.
The Incredibles.
Isn't this a crazy string?
Yeah.
The Incredibles is unfortunately the peak, I think.
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know, it does come close again.
It's like there's a, the market reached its top value with Incredibles because then Cars came out.
This is like, yeah.
But Cars has like a weird culty fan base.
People love Cars.
Yeah, I understand if you were a kid at a certain age at that time.
cool like fair yeah um then we kind of got the the train back on the tracks we
are ratatooie wally and up that's a crazy like triple ratatooie is extremely good
that's one way it's like this concept is so wild how you're gonna make this
work yeah yeah and wally is kind of like this concept's really cool you're doing
like high sci-fi and like yeah doing it with this little dialogue
as possible for the first act and it's mostly about like the visuals and his character design
and the sound design very cool yeah music again holy man what a movie Thomas Newman coming back
and also up I love up yeah I enjoy up I don't like it quite as much as there's other ones
I think it's not like Incredibles or Rout's to me um and then the final one I guess was
Toy Story 3
Before like it just fell apart
Then it went to Cars 2
Brave
Monsters University
Inside Out
I do like Inside Out
Yeah inside out to me was the start
Of the like I see through this
Like the fucking
elephant guy
Who just shows up and then he dies
He just shows up in the movie and he's like
I'm the funny fucking guy
and then he dies immediately
and it's like
it like hams it up
yeah
and like that that didn't not work for me
yeah I don't know how it hit me
now
I think the the end of the movie's quite effective
with the two characters that like you actually know
and it's like the turning the
happy memory into a sad memory
yeah
like the nostalgia
and conceptually it felt like
oh this is a cool concept yeah really cool
and like why did you have to have the elephant
down
Like, just take that out of the town.
I love that meme where it's like, why didn't they just kill sadness?
Yeah.
Then, yeah, the good dinosaur, finding dory, cars three, another just like.
I think Coco's pretty decent.
Yeah, Coco was cool.
Incredibles 2.
very forgettable
very normal
just like nothing
they're not
it's not enough
no they
they feel like they were desperate
they like forced
um what is it
Brad Bird Brad Bird
Brad Birdie tweet tweet
yeah they were like make it
you have to do this
for 500 million dollars
Toy Story 4
Onward
Soul Luca turning red
Light Year
Elemental Inside Out
Light year
Light year
Lightyear was fucking awful
That was crazy about it
Yeah
I mean I thought
Toy Story 4 sucked
But I watched the whole movie
I couldn't finish light year
I thought that shit was so dog ass
Until fucking take away
The actual Buzz Lightyer
Like at least I could have had
Republican Buzz Light Year back baby
You know
That voice though
Yeah you can't just stick
fucking Captain America in Buzz Light Year's
I'm Buzz
Yeah
No
You're a traitor
An impersonator
Yeah, that piss me off
That piss me off big
And they do this like lame twist
The Zerg twist
Actually I'm a time dilated
Yeah, yeah
I'm a tenetid
I'm teneted buzz
I don't fucking care
Garbage dude
Oh
Soul was good there
Yeah
Did you see Onward
That's sad
Who the fuck saw onward?
That was a 2020
21.
See, that's when it was like they've officially become dreamwarks.
Like bad dream works.
Like Monsters versus Aliens Dreamworks?
Yeah, like the one with Rihanna.
Oh.
Rihanna and Big Big Bang Theory guy.
Yeah, home.
Home, yeah.
Yeah, they've reached home.
And then, yeah, Elemental was fucking crazy.
Did you see that shit?
No.
Again, like, who did?
That was like...
the ratatooey concept of like how are you going to make this work
except they didn't make it work they didn't even try
yeah like from a base level it's like how
what are you like going for with this bullshit
this is what woke does
uh huh
there's woke clouds and those woke water people
and there's woke fire people
yeah
yeah
and now the biggest animated movie of all time
inside out too
ever of all again um not seen it but it's like i i just see through them now you know
you see through them like a ghost like call of duty ghosts like ghostbusters like caspar
see ghostbusters two no ghostbusters three
The wanton one.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Where am I working wantons?
Yeah.
Say what you will about Ghostbusters.
But that one ton joke that they just don't drop.
That was like, please please, please energy, that shit.
Yeah.
But it's the best joke in the movie.
Yeah, it is like non-iron.
It's the highlight.
That's nothing to do with ghosts.
The one-tone goes back.
guys back yeah why the fuck have I seen that film everyone saw it yeah it's kind of
good yeah imagine if like yeah revisionist history like shit gets so bad yeah yeah like Ghostbusters
2016 do you remember how that like that was pre last Jedi so that was the that was the
only thing like to get annoyed about wow in the film was it was it was it was it was it
Yeah
Fucking hell
I mean
It was quite woke
I guess
Women
Women were in it
Yeah
Funny women
Double bad
Also like a woman
That wasn't white as well
Maybe even multiple non-white women
No there was only one
Okay
That they kept accurate
To the source material
And Thor was in it, wasn't he?
Yeah.
Mm.
He was the man meet at the movie.
Yeah.
But he wasn't a goodie, so it was extra woke.
I feel like there are people that are nodding their heads non-ironically.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the danger.
If you nodded your head to that, you know, in Minecraft.
To end this segment though
There are four upcoming
Pixar movies being made right now
Four?
Yeah, what do you think they are?
Light Year 2 and 3
Are
Any of them
sequels?
Two of them are sequels, two of them are original
Okay
So I say the non-sequels
Yeah, I'm not gonna know the original
We got Elio
Olio
That's gonna be good
And and
Hoppers
The Space Hopper movie
I don't know, maybe it's about grasshoppers
It's gonna be like a rabbit, right?
No, Kevin Spacey coming back
Redeem him
This is my side of the story
Bug's Life too, yeah
Bugs Lope 2
Hopper's Redemption
Hopper's Revenge
But the sequels
Yeah, what do you think they're
Up to
Down
Up to no good
Up to down
No down
Up to down
Up to down
Will Ferrell is the up guy
Yeah
This is the part of the story I never told anybody
When I was middle aged
Now I'm Will Ferrell
Yeah
Um
Um
I don't know what
Another toy story
Yeah
Toy Story 5
Is late of June 19th,
2026
okay great um that one i should have guessed and the final is it ratatooie no they don't have the
balls to try that again that's how good it is is that it's set in France and I'm
like chill with it in fact I like it for that weirdly it is kind of a comment on how
how stinky and gross France is, though.
The best food in France is made by rats.
That's the statement of the movie.
Yeah.
The thesis.
What are they saying with that shit?
It's so goofy.
They said it full chest.
What is it?
What's the sequel?
What's the other?
Incredibles 3.
What?
Mm-hmm.
But they're even older and it's even sadder
that it's not as good as the first one.
Yeah.
Is Brad Bird back?
TBA
TBA because he can't be CBA
Yeah
Oh man
Depressing
Unnecessary
Why you do this Dobby
Why do you do this Dobby
Why did you do this
Dobby
Dobby I can't believe you've done this
You used to be my brother
Dobby
An Akka
I guess we'll see after these messages
I'm starting with a man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
and no message
that have been any clearer
if you want to make a world
about to place take a look at yourself
and then make a change
Bram, Bram, Bram, Bram, Bram, Bram, bram, bram, bram, broham, broham, yo.
How do you feel about brand flakes?
They're designed to meet you poo, and that's all. That's it.
They go in, brown.
And come out flake.
Don't flake on me, uh, bran flake.
That was fucking weak.
Yeah, I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one.
Don't flake on me, Brian.
That's better.
That's refined.
Yeah, I kind of took it.
That was a perfect encapsulation of you have to be cringe to be based.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Yes.
Well, I guess welcome to the second half of the cast.
You're going to say something there?
Um, have you seen, uh, have you seen the kid who's like,
I know a couple friends of mine praying for my downfall.
It's really fucking funny.
You have to see it.
It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's legit like 10 seconds long.
Why do I search to find it?
Um, just search praying for my downfall.
I just act like I'm blind for
real.
I know some people
that are praying
for my downfall
and some of them
are here with me
but I just
act like I'm blind
for real.
It's just the
most uncomfortable
granger shit I've
ever fucking
what the fuck is
the context?
I don't know
there's a bunch
of these like
street interviews
yeah
it's a really
popular thing now.
Yeah yeah
um
God fucking forbid
like
it's like a
nightmare of mine
like I'm
oh right
I'm in London
like what
walking around
getting a
fucking mchungus burger meal um see it's a dream of mine really so like yeah i would just
fuck with them yeah how they unless it's one where like i saw one for example it was like
the most hench ripped dude you've ever seen like walking through a supermarket with a trolley
and he's just going up to random strangers and just taking something out of their basket yeah
yeah putting it in his and just walking off and then like what the fuck would you do yeah what the
fuck you actually supposed to do it's such a like social yeah yeah but like what yeah some of some of
the that sort of content is just so nasty yeah like mean spirited engagement bait like just
try and upset yeah it's just horrible but yeah i mean some of my homies be praying for my downfall
some of them be here with me i just like i'm blind for real that was like a meme chat that felt like
meme chat.
Yeah, I guess.
I like that one, though.
I'll be honest.
Every time I see it,
I like watch the whole clip.
It's one of those.
It's one of those where like I'm getting something out of this every time.
It's layered.
Well, if you got this far into the episode,
comment, Dawn of the Mike's effing four.
Be-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ha.
Meow, meo, meow, meow.
You go in that either.
Meow, meow, meow.
Me either.
What the fuck does...
Me neither.
Me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
Me neither.
They say me either.
Me either.
Either.
Either.
On yon-either.
Me, say either.
Esa, say ether
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Idiot
Idiot
I'm a kind of introspective one here from
Den
Denton D. Cray
Dantaned Kramer?
Kramer?
I don't know.
If you've had any,
how have your experiences with meditation been?
Is this something you've ever F with or do you go
Hippy garbage for dumb idiots,
San Harris is only?
I tried to F with it and then I just thought
at the end of the day this is hippie fucking bullshit
for, you know,
Brokees.
I'm stronger than this.
Yeah.
No.
You're wrong.
I find meditation is,
within activity for me.
Hmm.
You know?
When I get that perfect line on Marriott, you know?
When you snort your perfect line and you're just distracted by the world and that aggression that you've been bottling up is finally able to come out because of the confidence boost you're given from that line.
Yeah, when I just act like I'm blind for real, I just get, I'm in that moment of bliss, you know?
Lack of thought.
Tish-tosh.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, idiot opinion.
What, you meditate.
See, that's the problem right there.
Ooh, looking after your brain is so silly.
No, fuck that.
Looking off to your brain makes you an idiot.
Who the fuck has time to meditate?
That's what I'm saying.
I've got time to not meditate.
I've got time for two things.
Work and play.
Respect.
Uh huh
That was
That was strong
Yeah
Um
Well I play meditate
And I work meditate
I work a tape
I meditate
I meditate
I play a Tate
I play Tate
See what I don't understand
With meditation is when you know
That you're doing it
You just haven't done it enough
Idiot
You're making this
A really difficult
Like to onboard thing
No, I want to gate keep it. You shouldn't have it if you're that cowardly of it.
Yeah, it's too much of like a power to be, to be.
Yeah, let me ask you this, huh? And this is like not specifically to you. This is to anyone hearing.
Okay.
Why are you so afraid to be alone with your own thoughts?
Hmm? What are you so scared of? I have to be.
What are you so scared of? What actually is it? Now I'm asking you. What is it you're afraid of?
I have meditated. I said. What are you afraid of?
Wait, how long realistically do you think you could last in solitary confinement?
Um, with nothing.
With absolutely nothing but your own thoughts.
What about food?
Well yeah, you obviously kept her alive.
Really good food, too.
Like, oh, in this, in this hypothetical.
Forever.
You can be, yeah, you're in solitary confinement.
I think I'm happier.
You're perfectly content.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm the best.
I could be yeah okay so what about like you take the joy of food away and it's
just like the equivalent of a maltase vitamin paste yeah yeah yeah um still pretty good
it's like the perfect amount of vitamins yeah like yeah like I don't have to think
about it like is it is it the perfect amount where like if I do like push-ups I'm not gonna
get like fat or skinny I'll just be normal you'll just be normal yeah on the slightly
stronger side yeah I'm dude I'm super happy in there hmm but I don't even get like a
tennis ball no do I get paper no just your thoughts because I think I reckon I could
do five days is that it
Yes.
Well, before you start going crazy?
Yeah.
You don't even know the time.
So there's no natural light?
There is. That's the only way you know the time, roughly, is through the bars of the cell.
Okay, so you can like count days.
I reckon I could do a month.
No, you kidding.
Okay, cool fucking Mr. Beast.
Let's make it real.
This psychopath breaks his mind.
yeah no no I could do a week for sure I couldn't no a month's crazy but I could do a week
really think so seven days I could do seven days I think five yeah I could do seven days
hmm I wouldn't be so sure I could I mean but like once you're in there what
option do you have you're solitary that's not that's not the challenge that's not
the Mr. Beast challenge.
For 500 million, they stay
by themselves for five
years.
I'd certainly
give it a go. I think it
would be grueling.
It would be
intensely
strange.
It would be challenging.
Do you think you'd start like hallucinating?
You would
I don't know. Probably just get lonely, you know.
Completely style.
of human contact of any kind or even like the pretend like numbing human
interaction that fills that void you know like YouTube shorts yeah that's the
bit that that's the kicker yeah there's no Mario cut what if like how long do
think you could stay in solitary confinement if you had like just unlimited drugs
oh my god
of your choice
like whatever you want
all booze or anything
but no like entertainment
to go along with it
no you're only allowed
the actual chemicals
the drugs themselves
man I turn to the hard shit quick
that I know
like if I had access to everything
because like a bunch of
um
like I feel like
booze
you can't really just
just have booze. I feel like you could
take acid and be
entertained just from acid, you
know? Yeah. But you can't just drink
booze and sit and be quiet.
You know?
You could, like, dance
with yourself. With no
music? Make the music.
Boom, diga.
Sing. Tap on the walls.
Tap on the walls.
Yeah, we're going to turn.
Yeah.
No, that could work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, I mean, if there was just booze in there, yeah, that would be turned to for sure.
Yeah.
Like, whatever drug was there, it would be used.
Mm.
100%.
Okay.
If I'm doing the seven days, I'd say, like, probably day one.
Mm.
You know?
I honestly think that meditation in an ideal world should be, like,
taught in the same way that like physical education is do you meditate every day no do you meditate
i wish out that level of discipline do you meditate every week yeah you do what what does a meditation
look like for you um it's not even necessarily like you know you don't have to do the act of like
going on youtube and going through a guided meditation or like reading a book or doing a certain ritual
even though that does help um breathing exercises and things like this um no doubt is that good for you
but just like the idea of like you'll happily get like an MIT for your car and do the stuff
that you have to do for it to work and be functional yeah yeah the brain health and the idea of like
emotional regulation and thoughts and the idea of just letting like thoughts not control you
or like wash over you and being able to distinguish like
and sort through it in a healthier way
than like instead of it ruling it you know
I think that's like kind of the core of what's useful about it
so do you have to you have to be not doing anything else
um not necessarily
like sometimes like
one thing I like doing is like making coffee for example
you turn that into like a ritualized
yeah yeah yeah I think when you smoke cigarettes for example
that was almost a form of meditation
like the reward you're getting from it
and it does have a breathing part of it
and the ritual of it
you're moving yourself from a space the routine of it
yeah there is something to that
it's just the unfortunate like
chemicals you're inhaling along
with that um yeah awful health benefits it's definitely foolish to write off as like a hippie-dippy
thing yeah no i genuinely um i like the idea of it um in in sincerity i just find i i get i get the same
result by like being in a flow state of anything yeah yeah
Like, I don't know if they are equivalent, because I find it often, like, flow state isn't so much only thought, but, like, lack of thought.
Yeah, is it like, you're just being?
Is it just being distracted?
Or, by going to that flow state, is it equipping you to face things head on?
Or ignore them.
Or is it, like, a mask over it?
Or, like, it depends, like, what you're doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
from a thing or are you running
towards it?
Yeah, it's a good point.
So I feel like the default is
as much easy to run away
because what you might find might be a little bit
uncomfortable or scary.
But that's what I mean
about like being able to
almost disconnect to yourself
from
a thought, whatever,
and understand it as a thought.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Do I sound crazy?
No, no, I totally get you.
It was like something I had to learn.
It's like, you're, I mean, just discovering what you actually are.
And I say discovering as if I know, but I don't.
I don't think anyone truly does.
Like, you can obviously think,
at like a base level like you are obviously you mm-hmm but when I say you like you
you don't make every choice you know like so much of of your existence is
automated it's like a dream you don't you don't make decisions in your
dream but it feels like you in the moment that you are mm-hmm and yeah there
And so to apply that to thoughts as well, when you have a thought, and it doesn't have to be like, I actively thought that.
It's not like doing an act where like...
But a thought that can feel all encompassing and say the day you wake up and you're like hungover, you're like barely slept, your brain is devastated and tired.
That thought that feels like all encompassing when you revisit that same thing.
like in a week's time and maybe you've done a bit of exercise that day you've been eating
better the past few days then you might look at that and be like wow that was like really
irrational like or really just out of whack and this thing it's informed by the the like surrounding
yeah and we kind of say that when it's one weird advantage of like just recording a couple of
hours every week for years and like revisiting them and being like oh
I remember like my emotional state when recording that and then how that comes across
now is like so different in how that feels to me even though I know what was going on
internally but the way that comes across like the people who don't know that
is like I don't know quite illuminating and it like gets gets your brain going and yeah
you are just such like a slave to all these kind of variables that you can't control
in the moment so like recognizing
oh yeah like
I'm mad about this thing
and it's not about like hiding
it I guess or
running away from it
it's more like trying to embrace it
and be like okay I'm just going to let that
wash over me and feel it
that's it feel it
I feel like that's the thing
that's most run away from
is feeling
I
calling back to
the other question at the beginning about like being goofy as an adult yeah i've felt like this
weird ever since like my later teenage years like 16 onwards where i felt like something's
supposed to be happening where like i become an adult so then like i start trying to
like perform yeah what an adult is
and like...
Which weirdly makes you more like kiddie.
Yeah, like...
Yeah.
Like sometimes it's so obvious when someone is like performing or playing a character
because because they're coming from a place of like they don't know who they really are in any brand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't even know how to present themselves really outside of like a pre-prepared character.
Yeah, and I think, um...
I think a part of actually growing up is like,
learning to be authentic or being yourself in spite of those like nagging feelings that are
yeah telling you to be a certain way or think a certain thing even if you truly
don't believe it or feel that way well that's it yeah like you you learn to stop performing
like that's the actual and there will always be some level of performance because that's what
humans are you're going to code switch for lack of a better word depending on like if you're in a
work environment in a meeting somebody new or like a different family member you know there's all
sorts of dynamics that will affect that but um yeah trying to find like who you are is what's at the
heart of it I think um yeah that went weirdly deep but that's cool just normal just a little bit
normal uh heat wave mf said my friend went a year of his life without a name after being
borned as his parents wanted to see what his personality was like before naming him
After a year when his parents came to decide, they settled on the name Mungo.
After realizing this was ridiculous and would risk giving him power beyond, they chose a more normal name instead.
My question is, do you think a child's name should be predetermined, or would the act of giving time before naming a child result in a more unique and accurate name?
You've got to choose. That's just cruel.
Yeah. That's crazy.
But, like, you don't...
Mungo.
Mungo is a good name.
Jerry?
Mungo?
I take it back. Mungo's fire.
Yeah. Mungo Jr.
Come with me.
Mungo Senior. I'm all yours.
Um...
Yeah.
Can't remember.
You make your mind up. That's my thing.
You have nine months.
You know? Maybe it's plenty of time.
But the character thing, like
I disagree with that entirely
I don't suit my name because
because like
Because of what you were named
Yeah
That's just like
That just is my name
And it would suit me no matter what
Because it's what my name is
Yeah and if it doesn't suit you
Then it morphs into what suits you anyway
Normally like the way people name
They might pick your medal name instead
They might just call you your last name
that sticks with some people.
I think it's kind of sick to have like
a more like chill first name
and then like an intense middle name.
Something a bit more like eloquent and
you know a bit more maybe even dastardly.
Like our dad's twin brother we call Reg.
Yeah, Reginald.
But that's not his name, is it?
No.
He's got like five names.
He's got like Stephen.
Right?
But like that's weird to...
It gets confusing because he's also...
Bill?
Bill.
So this is what I mean.
Like it doesn't...
Or is that bad?
I think that might be dad.
No, he's bad.
No, he is Baz.
And that's got the extra layer of Aussies and Kiwis and their weird naming conventions too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got like some crazy names.
It's very confusing.
Yeah.
Whether it's Pesodick or...
anything it doesn't matter
you'll find you
your name will find you
but your name will be different
for different people
you know
it is
like
nobody
nobody actually calls me my name
I don't think I've ever been called
Alexander
oh right
no one calls me Alexander
and I wouldn't want
it's too much
yeah I go by Anders
I just X
ander
fucking write it on your boot
Yeah.
No, I got some weird ones, like, uh, Ali.
Mm-hmm.
A couple people called me Ali.
Ow.
Al? A couple of owls.
Dude.
Dude.
That's pretty much all that my dad calls me is dude.
Yeah.
I get called Johnson.
Yep
So name your childs
Name them before you bother them, please
Give them a chance
For fuck sake
Even if it's cyborg
Especially if it's cyborg
He got turned into a cyborg
With the power of the cube
I'll know the desert act
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Um,
Delul Dere says
Dwebair, Alex, explain yourself
I recently watched some Iichi videos that I haven't seen in years
And on the I Hate Musically
Video, the intro says surprisingly enough
This is my opinion, don't get your talk in a twist
Which is insane since TikTok replaced musically
Are you an eternally tortured prophet
That gets premonitions of coming plagues
Yet know that you were powerless to stop them
Why would you
why did you write don't get your talk in a twist i i don't know what does that mean
talk in a twist what does that mean if yeah it like makes more sense now yeah how the
fuck did you do that i guess i was in a flow state trying to run from something
what i found i didn't like yeah you're running from the simpsons
speaking of the simpsons neo alex 99 said what are some movies that would be best
better if the main character got venomized
the Simpsons movie
yeah
if that paid no what movie wouldn't be better by the
yeah I'm glad you took it there I don't think there's a single
one add venom to any movie
and it's instantly superior and definitely
gonna make well I just thought of one that's going to make you go
oh Indiana Jones
the bold is coming and he's
catch it yeah
yeah fuck
holy shit
oh my god
We'd make 2001 a space, obviously make a lot more sense.
Am I right?
Yeah, it would.
Finally, we could figure-
Who gets venomized though?
The monkey?
Yeah, the opening.
Then it goes on, like, uh, How 9,000?
Yeah.
AI Venom.
Yeah, that's a cool idea.
Hmm.
I'm gonna search esoteric movie and see what comes out.
Yes. The Holy Mountain.
We've got venom in there.
Oh, what about, um, there will be blood?
Daniel Day Lewis.
His son gets venomized.
Oh.
You will drink my venom.
I need to watch that movie again.
Yeah, I think.
I watched it a little, a year or two ago, again?
I watched it for like the first time,
um, a couple years ago, three years ago.
Oh shit, maybe more, four years ago.
Well, yeah, okay, whatever.
F off, that's all I say.
Time flies when you're watching venom.
Time flies when you're roaching renum.
Do you want to talk about venom for a bit?
What more?
We've said everything about venom.
There's nothing more.
I mean, you haven't even seen Venom 2 or 3, so I'm upset with you for that.
Yeah.
What'd you have to say for yourself?
Um, I'm sorry. Tom Hardy's too good in those movies.
And you know, they had null in the third one. They finally got to Venom Law Null.
N-U-L-L.
You don't know Venom-L-L-R-U-L-L? You don't know. I don't know.
N-U-L.
N-L.
Venom 3
Jamie, what's the Venom 3 lore?
Should we killed
in Minecraft?
Yeah, no.
I was right.
How do you spell it?
K-N-U-L.
Oh, no.
Played by Andy Circus.
Oh, hell yeah.
You ready for Noel?
No's coming, baby.
It's no got his same film.
Venom 3 is Norman Readers
playing nobles null?
For real?
No.
Give me Norman Redis
in anything, to be honest.
True.
Um, Leroy and Stitch has a pretty scary one.
Please, please, please Mingers, help me out.
What would you do if you stepped on a landmine?
Please answer quickly.
I've been standing on a mine with no food or water for days.
Bear bear jar forever.
Apparently they don't work like they do in the middle.
movies.
Huh?
Yeah.
Like in the movie, if, if, if you step on it and don't move, then like, you're fine.
But apparently in real life, like, you just step on it, just fucking, right.
Yeah.
So you don't get the dramatic effect of the buildup of them going, I'm going to die.
Yeah.
Get away.
I'm going to give up.
You know, doesn't happen.
I'm going to sacrifice.
I think, um, is it?
saving private Ryan
where it's depicted
like realistically
I don't remember a mine scene
I might be wrong
I'm thinking of Kingsman
there's a mind scene
oh fuck yeah
pretty goofy
yeah
that movie's shit for one reason
for way more than one reason
that's quite a few reasons
that's the cowboy one right
Yeah
Yeah
Kingsmen in America
Yahoo
Yeah
Cringement
Um
But yeah
I remember one movie
Depicting it
Like accurately
Where like
They're just walking through a field
Some dude takes a stuff
And blows up immediately
Agreed
Yeah
I mean why
Why would you design a thing
That only blows up
Like after you've realized
So you psychologically get them
yeah so you can really like when you're filming it make it extra dramatic when they die
yeah
run
you don't need to see me
you don't need to see me
um a j hunter has something crazy to see
okay ij i was recently listening to the idols album tanked
good album by the way
and there's a song where a couple of the lines finished with the phrase or something
And despite the serious tone, it makes me laugh every time as I get Alex's or Sumsing out of my head.
Much like Bear Bear, whenever Bear or Bear are mentioned, and the name Jaina, pronounced Gina, but forever in my head read his Jina after our lord and savior, Dobby.
This is further evidence of the brain rotten societal degradation propagated by Alex specifically in his demonic quest to infect everyone's brains with rear.
Keep up the book
The bug-buck boys
And crazy crazy goblins
And game on
More an observation than a question
But if it pleases the boys
What is their favorite
Brain rot head cannon phrase
Or even better
When is the jar phrase
Ranking Vid
In all seriousness
Love the boys
Cast and makes me
Die of laughter
On the way to work every day
Especially when Alex comes up
One of these infectious stims
And Jamie questions where it's from
Except please please please
That's suck balls
Um
so yeah my favorite is probably please please please I think it's come
around to being good again
people have latched on to it was this your plan the whole time genuinely
no I thought because like there have been plenty in the past where they come up
and they just kind of naturally die and like no one comes back to them but someone
about this one yeah especially because of the Sabrina carpenter thing that
honestly I didn't I didn't know I seriously
I seriously have never heard that song. All I've heard is espresso.
That's her me, please, please, please.
Um, my favorite is all Samsung.
That's the best one ever.
Yeah, it's perfectly European.
It just sounds like any, any European guy.
A random hell diver comes in.
comes in. Yeah, that's exactly what I think. Samsung. Oh y'all. Go this way or
Samsung. We call this or Samsung. Yeah, I like that one. Don't you think it's like
coming, it's bringing back the old argue voice in a way? No. It does work nicely. Yeah,
they cross over
I like that
how do you feel
on Bear Bear
now days
I've always
got love for Bear Bear
without doubt
you like that one
yeah Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear's fire
Jaina
Guyna
Dobby's Jain is a winner
Ha ha ha
it's just
oh I love that one
yeah that
that's a premium one
that's like 80
Yeah, there are good.
I would need like a whole list though, like there are too many.
Although I don't care about a lot of the old, old ones nowadays.
Or maybe I've just forgotten.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I would need someone to prepare a list.
It was just like poo, wee.
That sort of shit.
Well, speaking of poo and we, brilliant subject 57 says, hello Dobby's gina lovers.
I have a genuine question.
I'm concerned.
Why, when you look up JAR Media podcast on the Deep Seek AI, does it say your YouTuber Alex,
parentheses, K-pop, and Jolly, Korean Englishman?
On the recommendation of Super AI Deep Seek, I've got a question.
What are your thoughts on the global rise of K-pop and its impact on Korean culture?
Behr-Bea-u-R-up-the-jina.
Bear bear
What?
Yeah, I didn't catch any other
I guess I'm
YouTuber Alex and you're jolly
The Korean Englishman
How did they know I'm Korean?
Yeah, weird
And how do they know I love K-pop?
Yeah, I mean being Korean
I obviously love K-pop
K-plop more like
Don't kill me
I don't know anything about Korean culture
Nobody does, even them
they've offshored their culture
to pop
yeah they're controlled by pop stars
even more so than us
yeah well
at least they like their pop stars
who do we have
Lola Young
oh fuck
don't get me started
what would you take a K-pop
or a Lola
oh man
at least Lola
like I don't know isn't uh hounded to the point where she you know in Minecraft herself
like a lot of Korean uh is that a classic K-pop movie yeah they have like the worst
they have the worst fan base probably of anything as in like they're just not left alone
they have like horrible like managers that micro manage their whole lines yeah yeah they're like
not allowed to have partners right yeah yeah well this
kind of stuff it's all like evil producers and yeah it gets quite nasty i think with those
fans out there i believe it so it's better for lola young but we're not better for lola young
no but somehow worse for it yeah what's her song please please please please yeah please please please
Feet Tyler, like Tyler Lamar.
Um, I think it's time we wrap this one up with the, I guess, I think this might be a sad one from
Snung's dad.
Howdy, boys?
First let me start with a bit of an emotional spiel that relates to me a question.
I've been listening since I was 16, I'm now 23.
And I feel like that particular period of life can be a brutal one.
When I'm at my lowest, I often turn to the podcast as a way of curbing loneliness or if I'm
looking for a laugh.
I can only thank you, boys, for what you've done.
that's helped me immeasurably. My question is, is there any specific media you turn to
when you're at a low? It can be a podcast, album, TV show, movie, etc. There's loads.
Yeah. Although, like, broadly, what I'm looking for is a new thing that can scratch
that, like, itch, that the old things I love can get to. Mm. Does that make sense?
Yeah. Like, replace it.
Like I recently, in the past week or so, I started watching severance.
And it's cool, like, when you're getting into a new world and there's mysteries and music and...
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you get left with that void after certain medias.
You know, where you're like, oh shit, it's over.
Like, what do I do?
Yeah, when you finish desperate housewives and you're like, now what?
Yeah, when you finish housewives.
fucking point and you're like
let's go back to episode one
yeah
time to like
restart the loop
um
but yeah to answer the question
I guess it's like
comfort media
yeah
um basically
for me anything
the Spiderman
apart from the Andrew
Garfield shit
I hate that shit
that route
that puts me in the mood to need good spider-man you know see i i was thinking this with i i think
i get the spider-man emotions from invincible i think i i like mark as a protagonist
in a similar kind of way yeah i would agree um i just i don't know i love the characters
that just beat down non-stop and it's one of the things like some people complain about
in invincible it's like he never wins fights he always gets like destroyed yeah yeah yeah no i want
that again and again that's like yeah what makes him compelling is that he always gets back up in the
same spider-man kind of way i love how human mark is though like in particular in invincible like
he fucks up yeah like really badly too yeah yeah like he he does shit that like anyone would do with
with that capability like that sort of shit is um yeah because i've what i've just finished season
three you haven't seen it yet yeah i've got four episodes to watch those last two episodes
bro yeah i'm so happy i'm so happy i'll be on them soon um i feel like a lot of music
mm-hmm music's a good one because like we're saying earlier like when you're feeling
an emotion and just want to feel it like if you put on a certain like album
that matches that mood it can like enhance it um kind of get it out your system almost yeah the wheel
from red dead too hmm that's a cracking piece yeah that's a good one there's there's one from
cyberpunk that's really good yeah i've actually got like a whole playlist on spotify that is
a mixture of like
really specific tones
like uplifting sounds
or moody sounds or contemplating sounds
or something like just to match like if I'm in that specific mood
of like I want to just be in this emotion right now
yeah that kind of thing
yeah um
my one from cyberpunk is outsider no more
that track like
if you're feeling down it it does put you in that get it out type space um and obviously like
all of low raw is kind of just is that yeah i almost feel like i need to be in that headspace
to go into them um yeah yeah you can't be like like riding a high like you just yeah you just got like
like three wins in a row
on Mario Kart and you're like
vote time to lock in
maybe tomorrow
babe lower yes
that's not really the vibe
um
there's a lot of comfort
like video games as well
Dark Souls
really
yeah so like I know where I'm out
with Dark Souls
I know exactly
what I'm getting.
Yeah, I don't really do that with games, actually.
I do it more of movies.
Uh-huh.
Like,
The Big Lebowski Oversea.
That's always one I can...
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna laugh at.
I'm like, what kind of mood I'm in,
so that's a good, like, pick me up.
That sort of thing.
Mm.
Or some sing.
Yeah.
on the jail media podcast and listen to my own voice um oh that was funny when i did that
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a mood left her i just look in the mirror and go oh something
oh something yeah like tears oh something can you rank my um super villain loves
mhm i'm trying to perfect it can you kind of give a little character back
background before each one is number one tricksy sneaker okay what is it you like
that what do you give that out of ten uh four okay it's pretty low yeah we've been
there you know big boy no regret
yeah that's that's a nine big boy no regret you like that big boy no regrets
It's got nine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What other options are there?
You've covered, like, all the baddies.
Yeah.
The two types.
Yeah.
You know, there's the...
Oh, scientist vibe.
Sneaky scientists.
Yeah, yeah.
There are too many sneakies.
Like, just normal scientist.
Yeah.
Average scientist.
Sly guy.
Can you do like a, um,
sort of sneaky, like, tricks there, so...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm like, I really want to just, like, do that laugh in public somewhere.
What would be like the worst, most, most...
just disruptive place to do that um we run out of curry sauce for your fries
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha if you start doing the like uh the the the the
the what's the fucking the killing joke like in the kebab shop that's how you go to prison man
You're just scared everyone around you.
Do we need to, like, get out of here?
You know some people be doing that shit as well.
No, but I'm doing it ironically.
Yeah.
Oh, weenny.
Um, yeah, so I hope you enjoyed that episode.
This chapter hours is going to be,
Jim trying to guess the Lego
Star Wars game
Death Sounds
What midi figures
Waking what noise
Check it out
And if not
We'll see on the next episode, baby
Kachiga
Yeah
Yeah
