JAR Media Posdact - Septoplasty, Scary Subreddit, Somehow Danced - JARCast Episode 286

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:28 Alex Explains his Septoplasty Surgery 20:11 Alex Found a Scary Subreddit (Warning... GROSS) 28:24 Housekeeping 36:15 Mid Break 36:45 Behind the scenes, ideas or changes? 40:23 18th Century Excecution of Choice 44:24 Jim bumped into a Vietnam Veteran 47:17 The Cave Episode Appreciation 49:01 Somehow Danced 50:00 Arm Wrestle Snap 53:36 A Swunk Cast 58:03 Bonus Moment

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the JAR Media Posdak. I'm your host, Alex, joined by James and June. Good afternoon. This is episode 286. 286 is a special number. I thought it was 256 No that was a while ago I've quite a few weeks actually

That's like tens of weeks That's almost a year Before we get too deep into the episode Let me shout out the JAR Media Patreon Get their names read out In the first or second week of the month I'm at alongside Making the audio version of the show possible

Big shout out to them Because every episode gets flagged for our potty mouths Jim me James I don't I am a polite and reasonable boy we were reminiscing about just kind of how extreme you could be with like old YouTube you know

yeah because we were discussing James's booty hole downstairs earlier I thought that would be a fantastic name for the episode that would be an old jar kind of title James's hairy booty hole or something And that would be just, like, smooth sailing. That would be one of the less, like, offensive titles.

But the long timers might remember an old, old jar. There was a blab that was called, like, hentai blab or something. And that was one of the big ones that, because it was... Is that the one that got a lot of views because... There was boobs in the phone, that. No, no, but it was the exact same thumbnail that PewDiePie used. Ah, yes. Like, after.

The more eagle-eyed viewers might notice every now and again, if I'm a bit stuck on what to do with the thumbnail, I'll just search up like, hmm, scary YouTube thumbnails or Skyrim YouTube. Like if it ain't broke, you know? Yeah, exactly. Well, I missed I missed last episode because I was being hammered and chiseled by a professional

Yeah, we're always getting hammered and chiseled You're being forged in the The flames of oblivion Yeah, by Greek philosophers And I might look like I'm okay But I'm actually in pain and discomfort As we speak Oh, go on, explain, explain

Um, why explain when I could read this letter from my doctor, who kind of put it in words that, um, summarizes it in a disgusting way that makes it sound kind of hardcore. Because, uh, going into it, they kept telling me like, oh yeah, it's, um, it's pretty standard, kind of minor surgery. But then when you put it like this, Mr. Beltman was admitted to the hospital today. for septoplasties surgery he had severe cordal dislocation of the nasal septum to the left with multiple fractures of the

anterior nasal septum inferiorly and superiorly I will review him in my outpatient clinic with best wishes Dr House yep

he's real Dr House is real Wait, is it the Doctor House? Literally, yes You know what, that, okay, that's made it all worth it But the thing is You've been after this surgery for a long time

Well, I were kind of Suspected that I needed it For a long time, but I never had concrete proof. I went to the general practitioner when I was like 17 or 18 and they asked me only one question which was have you broken your nose before

and I said no and then nothing happened yeah do you think there's any chance you had actually broken your nose like as a kid and just not know see my thing with that is like surely you're like made out of Play-Doh when you're like three you know like surely your cartilage is like

a bit more bendy you've got like a but if if If you break your nose don't know about it and then it's just like a bit wonky and then it heals and then you can grow. I guess that's a quite, I don't have enough knowledge on how cartilage forms as you grow for if an injury you receive when you were three or two or whatever would stick around in that kind of way. But my main theory for why it is genetic as opposed to an injury like that because I feel like I'd remember something that kind of extreme, like an injury that extreme. but I think it's genetic because two other members of our family either have deviation symptoms or have had to have this exact surgery. I'll put a couple pictures on screen of kind of the state I was in.

You were not among the living for that period. Well, this is the thing because the way you described it, it's a very small area of the human bodies. in my head it was like oh tiny little surgery a couple days recovery that was my expectation as well I thought the misery would be kind of restricted to a small area that wouldn't otherwise impact the rest I thought maybe after a day or two I'd be able to like just do other things but of course your sinuses kind of kind of spreads around your whole face in a way yeah so I wasn't expecting my eyes to be leaking obviously I couldn't

breathe through my nose so I was mouth breathing like crazy um gunge leaking from I came to see you I think it was was it the day of or the day after

day after yeah the day after the because you had it on a on a Tuesday I came over on a Wednesday and you were in bed I came up to see you and I looked at you and I was like Jesus I had to like temper my my reaction kind of

because I thought like I didn't want to freak you out But walking into seeing you like that It was like you were a different person Your whole demeanour was different Because you're really Yeah you're whacked out on Opioids So your demeanour was different

And your face Because your whole nose was like swollen You looked like a different person Yeah It probably means made me look like a footballer or something. Yeah, I thought Wayne Rooney was lying in your bed. What's going on here?

Yeah. I'd never really experienced that before where like, through recovering days later, like, say five days pass, and then suddenly the people I'm interacting with are like, oh, you look so much better now. I'm just like, oh, I feel like, pretty similar but I guess like there is a drastic change going on I only saw you during that period and Jamie had said that you looked way better and I was like you look fucked up but you look

fucked up now like how bad were you because like your eyes were barely open your your voice was totally different yeah like I don't sound too bad right now maybe like I've just got it sounds kind of like I got like a bit of a cold or something yeah but before it was like your nose was just totally locked yeah yeah so that was weird man that was horrible but also opiates are horrible yeah they're horrible they make it so on top of like your nose streaming with blood and having to mouth breathe so then at night you're like waking up every few hours you have to have multiple pillows because if you go too low then the blood will leak into the back of your throat

and you'll start going on my blood so To be honest, that feeling isn't too bad. Because obviously, I have nosebleed a lot, and if you tilt it down, it will just stream down your back, and it's like, you get used to it. I imagine it's different, though, because that's surgery and not just having a bloody nose. So they gave me, like, codeine. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to take it really, like, easy and careful with the codeine. So, like, after I got home and then the crazy bleeding just began.

And the pain. it felt like you know when you like smash your head your nose into something there's like a really distinct unique feeling to that oh absolutely it felt like that but constantly almost as if someone

was pushing their hand like into my nose at all times with like a significant amount of force yeah that's not pleasant yeah because it damage it hurts that part there the bone there is like being pushed and that feels we do it do it yeah that's horrible so that's an interactive job push get your hands

smash smash it into your face and keep pushing really really horrible so I like I was like okay in the nurse even advise like these are pretty strong painkillers so maybe you just take one paracetamone one codeine and just see how you go with that so that was my first dose

then I was like this shit this ain't working I need more I need more to just get through this beginning bit so then I started

taking two codeine um that's what I was doing for a few days like setting a timer on my phone for when I could re-up the dosage because I started figuring out

the rhythm of how quickly my body would start like take so you can only take it every six hours the maximum of eight tablets a day um but i was getting into a troubles where every four out four and a half hours it would fade so then i had like an hour and a half of like misery just like waiting for the next bit because it's like so painful and uncomfortable and it was like the only way to just because i i saw

in a thing about this surgery that like the pain they do like pain ratings for surgeries and it was like eight out of ten and then the grand scheme of surgeries in eight out of ten is really high That significant pain. On top of it, like a few days before the surgery, I was talking to my mom, who used to be a nurse who would work in surgeries helping the surgeons. And she'd seen this surgery be done on people.

And she was, like, kind of making these allusions to, like, that it was going to be kind of hardcore. And I was like, oh, I'll be fine or whatever. And then after the surgery, she was like, yeah, I didn't really want to tell you all the details, but, like, they literally hammer and chisel and like they obliterate your own

and then reconstruct it and they literally have to break it as one of those things you have to break it to fix it. Yeah, they just shred it to pieces and that like that is going to hurt. Yeah but then going back to the painkiller thing then that introduces

sudden problems. I love to poop. I poop. I'm like a regular pooper. I'm like a cow, you know, just walking around and just that's what I'm using. used to yeah so after after this codeine can't poop you can't even pee properly messes up you peeing really yeah so then I'm like I didn't feel like I needed to poop but like couldn't

because that that is hell but it was more of a case of like it's been like four days and I haven't done a poop and I've like eating like pizza you ate a domino's cheeseburgers specifically just yeah just any garbage that festering in your body for four days is like a recipe for disaster so it was like right so no because then we on that day is when we took you to mcdonald in chippinem and we we went to mcdora's because you needed food you needed something to eat but you needed to shit so let's go to mcdonald then you loaded up on a fair amount of macdonalds and then we walked into sainsfrees and bought prune juice yeah because you needed to shit yeah when we went there

was I'm trying to think how many days that would have been was like a week not quite it must have been slightly under a week

yeah it was like the fifth day so like the oozing and stuff must have stopped by then otherwise I wouldn't be able to like yeah to a degree

you were pretty whacked out though yeah because by then um I'd got another type

of painkiller because you can't take ibupipofen neither because it thins your blood which will make your nose bleed so that's just a whole market of painkillers that you can't use because that's a that's a good thing you can do a paracetamol and ibuprofen balance them and have it so they're like overlapping yeah the standard like time for a painkiller to work is that like four hours yeah but that hour and a half man I'm telling you I needed something to to bide me over so I get the GP on the

phone and he's like oh yeah I got this it's like a different type of open appear we can give you but it's really addictive he says that he says it's really addictive but it should help the pain so then I get that into the rotor adding on to the

lack of poop so what is this six between the six hours of coding were you taking this one in between that well I'd stagger it I'd try no not together at the same time I'd stagger it so there wasn't a period where I was like just in agony so it'd be like every two hours I guess you'd have one and that's the

six yeah something like that yeah and that was actually more I couldn't be a human but at least I wasn't in pain I was able to just play on an elder ring until um I started feeling faint and then go lie down and then repeat until the day was over pretty much it's like all I could do you know um sounds like a dream come true to me well yeah yeah human elden me yeah um and yeah going back to the prune juice like the day before it also had some like some a poo tablet

laxatives you took some laxatives yeah it was like all natural some kind of natural laxative thing yeah it's supposed to take two or three days to work I'd never have prune juice and I was kind of put off having prune juice because I just I just made the

incorrect assumption that it would just be horrible because you know prunes that yeah no one like goes and buys prunes like when we did our fruit ranking, I don't think prunes even came up. Yeah. Like, who's rushing out to be like, oh, that was the juiciest prune. I'm sure there's

someone out there, but not me. Someone over the age of 85. But if you are suffering with this specific problem, prune juice is the way. Because I drank half a carton, because I wasn't expecting it to be as nice as it was, to be honest. I mean, for the record,

because I tried, like, a shot. I desired a bit. It's not very nice. It tastes like liquid raisins. No, but that's another thing. I can't really like taste that well or smell anything since the surgery. So I guess it was just like a cold juice. But drinking loads of juice, help stay hydrated or whatnot. But that was another thing.

So that night I was up like three or four times pooping. And it was serious. Like I know we like going in poo detail. But this, it might be too, actually might be too gross. So we've talked, we've talked some, we've done, no, but we can really evolve a bit of our poop descriptions. It was like every style of poop, every option of poop, every possible variation of poop. In one setting, it was like bizarre. Like, whilst out on the toilet, you went through all of them.

Yes. So, because obviously the main one, the main one, the main one, the main one, the main one, the main one, Obviously, now we're going into my area of expertise. The main one shit you have when you've had like a night out and you've had alcohol and kebabs and whatnot is like the solid bit and then it goes, you get the solid bit out and that's like the cork. And then once you get a solid out, then this explosion. Yeah, ship ice like that's that. So that's like the go-to. Was it a shit-fire explosion times two or was there like, was there an explosion?

And would it vary during? or would it it was like a whole like journey my my shit had like a seasonal arc yeah but would it go back and forth or would it like strictly go through the seasons

in like an order there was it was chaos there was no there was no predictability okay so no just give us some examples so I imagine liquid was one of them there was 100% liquid

liquid then suddenly like just a normal poop like a tiny rabbit poop so yeah you had rabbit poop I'm telling you everything every variation was in there but it was awesome because after like five days and you're getting scared it's kind of like a weird oh thank God

because that can create its own problems if it goes too long you know yeah it's this is waste you're supposed to get rid of it especially when it's like dominoes or whatever Domino's McDonald's like the recently processed McDonald's it must have been like one of the stages probably was like that is it nothing's nothing can hold no amount of opiates can hold this in and yeah and I guess the last thing is and I'm just kind of like constantly tired and delirious because

I like can't sleep very well so ever since the surgery so it's like coming up to two weeks on Tuesday so the day after this goes up it's just like Just kind of like a zombie, you know I'm not on opiates anymore though I went cold turkey Transporting stuff On Tuesday So it's been

A few days Yeah you will be NACU because your body is just like Going full effort Heal mode And avoiding anything from getting worse So your immune system will begin Yeah I took Paisley on like a really short walk

A couple days ago And was like It's like having COVID again Yeah So that's been my weeks Nearly there Kind of epic Yeah

You want to know another thing opiates Do to you? What's uh What? They make it so you can't nut You can't nut Yeah You cannot come

But yeah Because that's the thing in transporting as well Because he gets really horny when he comes off of the heroin. That's when he goes to the club and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is a nice little segue to something kind of messed up

I've stumbled across. Right. Have you guys heard of R-slash eating own cum? Oh! I'm sure James is vividly familiar with R-slash-eating-O-Cum. Because I saw it like a screenshot going,

around on Twitter from our slash eating and cum. So, cum eating is a kink or fetish some people have where the whole idea is that you're nut and eat it. Specifically your own. You nut on yourself and then

you slap up in your hand and you just dribble it into your mouth. This little segment is going to be like vile. Yeah. We followed the shit up with the cum. So use the time codes if you don't want to hear this but it's also kind of really funny. I don't like this

The screenshot The original one I saw was I was just watching Family Guy I got a random hard on I turned on some she-mail porn pounded out and returned to Family Guy Ha ha And there was a comment

But did you eat your own cum And then the reply is Oh, of course What the fuck To be fair Like why would he post that in Arslas eating yeah it's a messed up series of communications but of course

out of interest I got I gotta go and see what is happening over there on us slash EEOC how many members do you think it has 76,000 higher or lower higher your high ball in it it's too it's not quite that big in fact the jarreddit has more members than this one okay so there's five jarreddit it's your job to change

that. It's got 9,964 currently. 41 online right now as we record. They are eating their own come right now. Yeah, there are 41 people eating their income right now. So of course I search by controversial posts of all time. Yeah. It has to be done. One of them being, do people actually do this? This sub is purely for humour sake, right? None of you actually eat your own cum. I need honest answer because I'm freaked out right now. If you really do, why? There's quite a few replies. It's a fetish like any other.

People do it because they enjoy it. Deleted. What humor, lull? These are people doing it. It turns me on for next time. It's forbidden and edgy. It's forbidden and edgy. Since when is it forbidden?

You'll like this one. help with cum eating I just back out of the last moment help me to eat my own cum the top comment is this put your ass up the wall aim for your mouth

no backing out that way I ask people on here to tell me how to eat my cum it gets me so much more excited to do what I'm told hmm I can give you background on that. What do you mean?

James wrote it. No, okay. So, I don't know how to explain this about being like, oh, James eats his own come. I don't eat my own come, okay. But it's like I know kinks and fetishes because it's really fascinating with the way the brain works. But basically, that kink or fetish is related to like the domination of men. And that women telling men to eat their own cum is like a. A specific type of fetish.

Okay, I can see that. So a dominatrix will be eat your own cum. Yeah. And that leads to that fetish, which is cum eating. It seems like there's all sorts of, like, ways that these people interpret it, though. Some people just seem to, like, they just get off on that in and of itself. Because it's, like, considered strange. Yeah.

But the confusing thing to me is once you've nutted, like, there are somewhere, like, how to get past the post nut clarity yeah there are a few votes about that because when you're not you're not going to want to instantly eat your income well i guess that's why the wall system is is quite the good one because then you're you're shooting into your mouth you're shooting into your mouth it's too late yes and yeah by the time postnut clarity hits this has got a good one what the fuck is wrong with you guys why do you guys do this to yourselves top comment stop kink shaming this one this replays for hilarious more convenient and eco-friendly than anything else stop repressing your homo sex well i guess that is true because you're not wasting tissues whatever

cleaning up your cum because you're all yeah i can't argue with it and they're not going to have to eat as much because they're the eco-friendly ones that that's a that's a fucking cope come on. No, that's, that's genuine. No, Beau. How many cum tissues are in landfill, Bo? How many cum tissues are in landfill? I guarantee there's a significant amount. People don't, sometimes don't put it in the toilet.

They might just put it in the bin. But like, at least like a, like toilet paper, like, that naturally degrades, doesn't it? Yeah, but paper, you've got to cut down trees for it. And, yeah, what if you're just like coming into a sock? Or like a rag. Well, surely you're going to have to throw it. It's like a sock or a rag that was made in some sweatshop.

So that's not eco-friendly. Also, also, your body is using like calories and stuff to make cum, right? And then you blow it all out. And then that is just like wasted calories. So you get it back into your body. You're not going to be as hungry. You're not going to need to buy as much. McDonald's. See, this is thing if you're going to the gym

and you're about to nut, it's nut into your protein shake. This is genuinely. Protein boost, natural protein as all. If men like to eat their own cum, they can do so. You can't force people to stop doing it. No, but at end

of the day, if people have that fetish or king, it doesn't have any effect on you. So, like, why is it matter? I'm all for people being able to eat their own come. Whether they should or whether I will engage in that

different different story everyone's got their weird sexual thing like white it doesn't matter it's just whatever it is eat your own cum yeah I'll do one more how to face

post nut clarity and finally eat your cum okay so my way is to put my fear in it example after my post not clarity hit I say to myself if I don't eat my cum my dick won't grow

so put your fear into it example two after you come say to yourself maybe you are scared of not having a girlfriend so you say to yourself if I don't eat my cum I will not have a girlfriend

so that is my way I hope you guys try it next time you feel like not eating surely it'll be easier to get a girlfriend if you're not eating You don't come. One of the comments, what's post nut clarity? I don't think they should be in a cum eating supper,

but if they don't know what that is. So, uh, yep. Eat cum. That's, yeah, that's the lesson we've learned. That's your takeaway. I know we're doing it kind of out of order, but there are a couple of housekeeping things. I want to bring up to end this segment.

From last week? Yeah. So this is the housekeeping segment where we address some of the comments left from the last episode to round off some of the disgustings that weren't addressed. Just like Lampy did.

Alex, please bring up the question from last week's thread asking about James losing the bet officially two years ago from August 3rd. Please don't let him get away with it. And then Kyle replied, saying he must pay. He must pay.

Quite ominous, but... Jim? Excuse your bet, like, what do you think? Well, what do you mean me? Like, it's obvious. All bets are off that include James.

If James makes a bet, pointless bet. You've done this. you've done that to yourself your bets are meaningless I've I've yeah I've I'm more powerful than the bets no your bets have no worth bet shouldn't have worth anyway well no that's the point of a bet is that that it has a worth that's what a bet is right you're betting currency or an item or something that has some sort of worth no I'm just progressive enough to not engage in gambling what I should what

yeah you know you're trapped in a corner right now don't you yeah you can't pull the progressive card it just doesn't apply I'm afraid um yeah what what is genuinely what is your case for not paying he hey oh is that why you've been doing overtime is to pay gym back yeah sure sure that's the case

I'm working overtime at the moment I'm I'm doing like a hundred hour weeks you know I'm really on the grind to help pay Jamie fair enough and what about this one James someone berating you here invader guy James you coward wrap your car in holo from Spicerwolf

stop pretending you don't want it I only know the thing with Attasher is there's a it's not a big scene in the UK What is Atta what are you saying Attasha? Anime Wap Anime girl on your car Yes it's a Japanese word for

Painful car really yeah no you've laughed about this before directly translated it means painful car really that's awesome but it's it's the way the the can't you ever but it's like it should be ita shha which is Italian car oh but when you put them together

it reads painful car so it actually means Italian car but it's why would it mean Italian that's in no in Japanese yeah but why why does Ita. Ita is Italian. Is the sign for Italy is that. And then Sha is like car. Then you combine them and you get the word. Painful word. Yeah, but that instead of being Italian car, it combines to painful car. But why in Japan do they call it Italian car? No, that's just a word. There's a symbol for Italy and there's a symbol for car. And when you put it together, it means painful car. Yes. Because obviously, word has a kanji or catacan. painful car because it's so embarrassing. No, because that's just what they're called.

No, they're called Itasher. I don't know. I can't go in, but it's just the way the language is. Okay. But it means painful car, but it is just anime car. But they don't have them here. There's not many manufacturers or shops who are specialised in doing anime designs. Make one.

I can't. I'd have to print an artist and print a design huge and then get a place to do it. And going up to a normal that place and be like, put a souk. on my um on my law is a bit like no that's what they've been dreaming of for forever i thought about it i thought about doing a small one on the roof yeah on the apex legends wraith no i would but how much how much does that cost and it does it do it well a popper tasherwap is going to cost you more than a full app so we're talking four five k jesus that's like more than you pay for the car yeah it's like double the car

so a lot of people in the UK will do window stuff they'll get window anime stickers and anime sticker windows or have a window that's an anime wrap but in Japan they're super advanced with the techniques they use they'll do like a wing but because it's like a the way it's been layered is it you can only see it through certain angles so it's super stealthy do you not see any at like Jap first or anything I've seen one only one ever yeah yeah it's not it's not the scene in the UK but otherwise I would I might do common is it in Japan then there's a whole events in the centre of Tokyo dedicated to to attacha.

Odaiba. Yeah, there must be loads of like shops that just do it. Yeah, there's, it's not uncommon there. Huh. Because it's a culture thing. But I want to do it, but... Like, I, people would be like, why would you stick an anime car, a babe on your car? But it's, realistically, it's like, that's funny.

Because people will look at it and get angry. So it's like, why wouldn't I? Yeah, I can get that in that. Really weird comment here from Ryan Kuma. I'm a beekeeper in Minnesota. in Minnesota I trap seven monarch butterflies in a jar I then place jar in the middle of the beehive it is then a joy for me to watch the bees frenzied sting the butterflies until they disintegrate it creates some of the best tasting honey I've ever produced starting that

off he sounds like he might be on the path to kill him puppies if he's trapping animals to watch them be annihilated. If it makes good honey, I guess that's fine. So you're saying the ends justify the means. No, but he's finding enjoyment from the horrible bit. Yeah. It sounds like he enjoys the torture of butterflies more than the taste of the honey. From that, why did they comment? We talked about, you're talking about bees or something? Did we talk about wasps? Or is that just us getting attacked by a wasp? We got actually attacked by a wasp. No, we talked about butterflies or something I swear we talked about something

we definitely talked about something I won't argue with that yeah but yeah I do not understand the context of this comment it got it got six replies one of them just being

bugger let's do one more from disorder surprised in your Eldon Ring talk you never mentioned your hometown Jarberg yeah of course

yeah And the best character in the game is a jar called Alex. Yeah. So thanks George R.R. Martin for paying notice to us. George R. Jar R. Martin. Yes. Jarr Martin.

What do you think that ours are short for? Goon. George Goon, Goon, Martin. Whoa. We've got a top gun over here. well say a top gun line watch your six I'm going in

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anymore bye bear by bear bear by bear Bear. I do declare by Bear Bear Bear! Shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. Hey. Welcome to the second half of the JARCast where we answer questions from the JARCast community on our subreddit, where you can leave your own questions in the suggestion thread, just like Hullery did. Any behind the scenes, ideas or changes that you know.

never went through with Fajar. But the list for scrap Scrap changes is endless. The amount of stuff that is chopped off on the cutting room floor. I mean, yeah. Like generally, the majority of gimmicks are just, we can't do.

Yeah. Gimmicks, little small little dibbies. It's can't do. The problem is too many ideas not enough time beat to it no it was actually perfectly in sync in a way

well the whole initial idea for the jarcast was um we were we we wanted to do like a like self-help sort of grind set um motivational podcast and what we do with making that content

we kind of lead them deeper almost down a pipeline And then we get paid by the people to do it. But, um... If, yeah, the deal fell through. Yeah. Yeah, here we have fresh. Here we have fit.

Um, and who's the other one who's like a human trafficker? Maltch. What? Is that his name? Mm-hmm. Really? I thought mulch was like what you put in the garden. Um...

What's he actually called? No, mulch is an adjective. No, mulch is a noun. or a pronoun no what is actually his name you're talking about what's a doing word the t yeah a t you're not allowed to say his name or something i bleaked his name with a baby cry last episode yeah don't don't message that way i was lying in bed opioided out and i kept hearing this baby cry and i was like what the fuck is what is that baby cry is that is that when i was editing. Yeah, when you...

Yeah. So that might... Yeah, if there are any, like, major, like, weird bits in the latest cast, it's because, like, I edit to the best of my ability, and I couldn't find, like, a beep or anything, so I just went into your sound effects folder, and there were, like, a thousand baby sound effects. Babies crying and stuff, so I was like, okay, this is as close to a beep as I can get. Okay. That's quite weird.

So I bleeped. No, because babies crying. as sound effects in videos. It's one of the funnier sound effects. It is, no, but saying that Alex has like a folder of thousands of baby crying, that's weird. It would be very weird if Alex wasn't a YouTuber. And I just, like, stumbled across the part. No, I often think that, like, when I'm putting it into, like, Google, like, baby crying sound effects.

Yeah. But yeah, so that, that's the explanation of the baby crying in the previous episode. I had to, like, make it way quieter as well. because when listening back to it it was like me and James talking and just like this really loud baby crying so that'll be why you heard it so many

tones because I was trying to get the volume Oh okay Okay As far as behind the scenes Um Big shout out to the The JAR theorists Over on the subreddit

Who were doing their best Trying and failing To put together a certain Act mystery but Do you mean You talk about the the what the electoral college you mean

right hobblood has a cheery one in the 18th century would you choose to be executed by hanging boiling firing squad or guillotine given the choice let's be honest

firing squad is the easiest suffocating is not fun burning is not fun I've done both of those things. Gillotine, guillotine in firing a squad would probably be the quickest. Yeah, but the guillotine would probably be...

I don't know, man. Gillotine would be the, you confirm, you're 100% going to die if you get guillotined. No, but what if it's like a crap, old guillotine that, like... But what about the aim and gun from the 18th century?

Yeah, that's what I mean. But if it's a squad, it's going to be a whole bunch of them. Yeah, a firing squad's never one. It's a firing squad, not firing guy. Yeah, if it's just one guy and he, like, has a crap aim

and hits you in the stomach and you're just lying there for like three days, dying. Yeah, that's bad time. It's not going to happen, but you're going to get blasted by, like, 12 guys. I mean, surely, like,

I mean, none of them are good choices. Well, no, we're talking about being killed. It's execution, bro. It's not a good time. Which is why I choose guillotine. Because I'd look up, and Aldewin might be there. I'd pick

I'd choose the the brass cow oh no that's actually the worst I forgot about the brass cow I learned about that from watching the rad brand play Amnesia the Dark Dissent back on I was like 14

Wow and they save video games It's just a waste of time Yeah they teach you how to torture people No that is genuinely the most way, did I? Yeah. What about the rats

flowing through you one? Yeah, that's, that's horrific, but in a different way. Yeah. That's like a concentrated area of pain, being, like,

cooked in a metal oven. What about growing bamboo through you? That's pretty hardcore. That's pretty... That is hardcore, but that's not 18th century. That's 1960. Isn't the brass cow,

like old, old, old, old? That's Greek? Yeah, that's like pre-Greek. Yeah, I think it was Greek. That's pre-the-big-man riding the cloud sort of era. Is the guy in the cloud in Mario Kart a god? Well, that lizard thing. Yeah, lim-poo or whatever.

Yeah, lim-poo. Because, like, being in the clouds is associated with, like, godhood. Why would they reduce him to traffic light holder, though? Well, maybe he's forcing them to race. Oh, maybe he's like a... What if he's like a demigod and that's like his thing? It's like, I'm forcing them to race for my own amusement type thing. Flying around above, twiddling his mustache, judging.

Judging the absolute fucking horse shit of Mario Kart. Mario Kart isn't horseshit. I don't know why you've suddenly taken the stars. He's weirdly on a Mario Kart. Recently you've been like really anti-Mario-Cut. Yeah, because it's fucking... Where did that come from? There's someone beat you in Mario Kart and you're really upset about it?

I don't. No. Oh, he watched a YouTube um SA video about how MiamiCat isn't the good and that was like, you know, the best thing to ever come from Mario Kart is that random video that got worse in the algorithm about breaking down the speed runs.

Oh, that yeah. That is an incredible video. Yeah. It's like 47 minutes long. We all just sat, awestruck. Yeah. No, but honestly, do you not think the worst torture is being left alone in a womb? That one where

Yeah, you're solitary confinement But every time you start falling asleep They blast metal, heavy metal music That's pretty bad Is that real? Yeah Do you want to know who I bumped into on Um

Waiting for a bus recently Hmm The lead singer of my favourite band Metallic A Vietnam veteran Really? Yeah How did you?

How? What do you mean? He was just there Well, he started talking about now Yeah He came and sat next to me on the bus What, how did that how did he bring? How did it get there? Yeah

Because old people talk So you weren't like Well, I was immediately very intrigued What was he saying? Yeah, you Well, it started off where I was like Oh, so what brings you to here? And he's a British, a British guy

Mm-hmm But he had an American accent Because he moved to America when he was young. Yeah. And he was in the Vietnam War. What did he say? A lot.

Like, a lot. I think he interrogated prisoners. Really? Yeah, he was wearing a, like a military hat. Yeah. That's how it first came up. But he was telling me stories about, like, like the army camp bringing in prostitutes.

and stuff and then they got attacked while the prostitutes were there yeah while they were fucking and apparently someone said um something along the lines of ignore it just keep fucking whoa he was telling me all this shit about

and they were attacked once and all these helicopters were coming down and shit and yeah they came down like boom boom boom boom boom and he was just telling me like crazy story after crazy story and I was like did you ever get injured

and he was like yeah um in an office he cut his hand on some barbed wire that was his only injury one of the lucky ones yeah it was one of those things where like you're being told told so much shit

you don't actually remember yeah you don't remember like specific bits and it's almost like there's no way like this life is crazy you know yeah I feel like you always

are bumping into these these characters Yeah You've got a few on in the docket now Yeah It went It I like people like that

Because conversation is so easy Where like you ask one question And it leads to like So much information That you can't even like You just get to soak it up like a sponge Yeah Like Jesus

Yeah Huh interesting and a stir bean well vanilla gorilla has this to say what's good job boys just like to throw my hat into the curry versus normal episode debate

I think the cave episode is one of the most overlooked posd acts and a personal highlight in my opinion easily rivaling the big two I'd like to get the cast's opinion as I rarely see the episode discussed in the comments or on Reddit. Keep up the good work, Mingers, and thank you for the years of weekly entertainment. You're welcome. Yeah, that is a good episode.

Yeah, that's taking your restrictions and turning it into something. Yeah, the best art is created through... Limitations. Yeah, limitations. When you're, you know, you never see yourself fighting like you do than when you're... in the corner you're in that cave when you're in the cave and there's like wolves blocking the entrance

yeah wolf bats they're not letting you out you're gonna fight like nothing else see that's our grind set stuff like bleeding out into our different sort of concept what's the actual like term for describing

those those type there's like a word for it good idiots What, are you talking about grind-settors or like artists that? Pick-up artists. That was, thank you. Oh, okay. Actually, it was what I was.

Yeah, right? Because there's like a huge crossover. Like, pick-up artist slash. Slash grindsettist slash Nazis. You're not wrong. Hullery also asks this. Can James please explain his somehow danced

when I was in school reference that flew over the boy's heads in episode 186 that's currently flying over James's head that is flying away again explain that explain that somehow danced the quote is somehow danced

when I was in school I remember 186 is fucking months ago dude what yeah that's years ago Whoa, 100, 100 is two years. 186 is literally two years ago. Give me contacts that and I can answer,

because that is, I have no idea. You're going to have to give more if you want a more detailed answer if it's not coming straight to his head there. Somehow danced when I was in school. What does that mean? I don't know. That's like code. Oh, we got a good one here from Romilly.

Bear bear boys Since Alex had an operation too I thought this would be kind of relevant I broke my arm nearly a month ago from now in arm wrestling lull long story short I was out with the boys and we decided to arm wrestle for a bit after a couple of drinks

the bone in my arm then literally snapped in half when it got to my turn I will never forget that sound he linked an image of the x-row too I'll show you in a second didn't honestly think that was the impossible even though I've seen videos of the very same thing happening before but under

enough pressure seems like yeah it sure is possible after I got home to an agonizing weak wait for the surgery oh boy I had really nothing to do and just felt like shit with feelings of missing out and my son are being ruined with all this with all this the one thing that had me regularly smiling and not being bored out of my mind was jar I finally had the time to really dive into the earlier deep cuts of jar lore and to add I had my operation two weeks ago, so I was tripping balls on some painkillers as well.

Sorry for the long-ass comment. Thank you and a big bear bear to all you lovely boys for doing what you do. And I will show you the X-ray. Jesus. Wait, is that? They're sheer that way.

Yeah. What the hell? So there's the shoulder there, the ball, and then it's just and there's the things it's about. That's horrifying. That's so scary. Gary.

No, let me show it to me. Let me show it to me. I'm glad you got better or are getting better. How long do bones take? I've never actually broken a bone. I think that is. What are you analysing? Yeah, what you're trying?

The language. Oh. I think that could be Turkish. Yeah, I don't recognize that. Huh. Who were you arm wrestling there? Yeah. Like was it a muscle beast?

Was it the beast? Was it the rock? Was it Superman? It might have been Superman. Don't arm wrestling. No, arm wrestling is like... Toxically. No, it's...

It's just a bit of fun. It is fun. and it's it's always like surprising I don't know how many people you guys have arm wrestled hundreds but how many of you won thousands I've got a pretty good win way show yeah KD or whatever killed a dove you're actually killing them you're just yeah but it's always surprising how strong people are mm you know Yeah. You can look at someone and think, man, that's a really, like, they look skinny.

I would destroy them in an arm wrestle. Then it gets to arm wrestling them, and it's like, man, this is actually pretty difficult. A beguck moment sort of thing. Yeah. So never underestimate your arm being obliterated by anyone when you arm wrestle. Yeah, I'll definitely take the next hundred a bit more carefully. Yeah. You are the roaming wrestler.

I am the roaming wrestler All right Review Tech Brooklyn 99 Says are the jar boys interested in doing a drunk cast Anytime soon Obviously if you don't like the sound of the idea It's all well and good But I find it to be almost a staple

Of long-running podcasts And it's fun to see others get shit-faced And have a great time The potential chaos energy Could be off the charts too Regardless of your answer I wish you a good day and a buyer buyer

I'm pretty sure there's been many you two have done a fair few cars so I'll absolutely smashed I've never done it when being absolutely smashed not smashed but drunk I'd more say like tipsy I've not I've never done it and I generally don't think we ever should

not like an extreme get blasted level of alcohol indulgence because it's um he he fuck what do you mean

no it's just like why would we why would we do a car so we could literally just record us playing apex while drunk because that's the best where the true lot of moments come out why not both the drunk episode

it's just apex I want to do the swunk episode oh that would be good I want to do the DMT episode We just shift into J Rogan DMT, demonetized We've had loads of those

Yeah Right Let's do one more Okay Round things off like a freshie Oh Ugh Well okay we can do more than one then if it's so disappointed

Oh in the freshie You're mentioning freshy Not the last question Freshie foy. What do you mean? Why are you bullying me like that? You deserve to be bully. Frieshy foe.

What's wrong with Freshie? Everything. Actually give me something concrete. Go in the river. Go in the pond. Pig in the water. Is that the name of the episode? Pig in the water.

It's goat in the water. But am I wrong, though? Yes. About what? No, but am I wrong? actually wrong. About what? Pig in the water? Pig in the water. It's a goat. He says go in the

water. No bet. Was there a pig in the water? But that's not what the video's called. Was there a pig in the water? Jim? You just got Ben Shapiroed. There was a pig in the water but you're

referencing the sentence that someone said in the way they said it and he said, goat in the water so you'll just miss saying his quote to be fair i watched about three seasons of nathan few while opioided out in my bedroom okay james's dad in the water is that the question that was the end that's a perfect ending

lame but James just created perhaps an even better ending let's just keep waiting for a better one for James to do another better one I can't. Yeah, like, uh, maybe involve Freshie somehow. Freshie Fy, I'm a screamy and die. Now, you've just created an amazing ending.

Yeah, that's my attempt. No, mine was the best. You ruined it. Can you do a da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Good idea. I hate us I hate all of you I love t-t-t-tut-tut

James hates T-T-T-T-T-T Do you want to hear the rough cut of Piss shit or urine P-SU Piss shit or urine Which one you're exploring

Well how about Poupee You're so unfunny There's more Oh no, I got it wrong Piss shit or urine How are you sploring? Come?

Or perhaps poo-poo? But then it shifts into this I poo on the fart I part on the piss I piss on the poo I shit on the cum Honest thoughts Like review it

You can tell Alex's feeling a lot better Did you Did you hear the second verse? No Don't don't don't do Did you check those glasses are clean? What the fuck is this? Do you check that glass of clean?

Where did that come from? I don't know. Piss, shit or urine. Which one you're exploring? Are you gonna explore cum eating when you get home tonight? You don't come. You don't come. You know what, Jim?

Jim, just read what is there so far. Hi Yeah, what? Are you showing the what? The camera. What's your favourite, like, uh, bar? No, none of them. I really feel like I could go global with this.

go global with this one. Don't you like it? Oh! It always summons her weirdly when you sing it. How about poo poo?