JAR Media Posdact - Sicky Crimbo Blues - JARCAST Episode 197

Episode Date: December 16, 2019

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What is up? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. And welcome to that, that car. I have James. Yes, hello. I have Alex. Yes, hello. And we also have the patrons over at Patreon, who keep it real

thank you how are we doing today jemmy jemmy oh you know so you've um plucked your nose as a little bit

no oh shit i can tell the difference for me and you might just hiding your secrets yeah how you doing over there Alex Yeah, I'm alright For real or are you lying I'm feeling pretty normal

We're not doing another normal episode I never want to do a normal episode Your normal episode was possibly one of the worst episodes I'm just going to straight upset Possibly one of the best episodes Possibly I'm trying to find a quote from The worst

You think when we've had lows We've had lows low than most YouTubers You know we started on the floor We're now here and we had an episode where we talked about ordering a curry for like an hour straight normal episode though absolutely

worse than the curry episode I take the curry episode any day of the week Did you listen to it? No Did you? Full of shit Yeah I listened to it about four times

Four times So it's a masterpiece Yeah it's one of the classic So once again we've made a masterpiece Yeah it's just for shitting them out at this point Yeah, that's all we have to do. We just like take a do-do and then we got number one on letterboxed, you know, and we stay gold. Yeah.

And I'd like to mention, at all the things that, you know, you've got to stay gold over, it is the fact that Ashes Trashes is David Bowie's best song. Without a doubt, you cannot argue against. That is objectively his best song. just after apart from the fact it's not yeah no no it is

straight up it is it's ashtra's fascination and then who was fascination yeah like he was a fascist stuff

what about the garden gnome yeah that's my favourite one what's it called the laughing gnome how does it go I am the laughing name you can't

catch me ha ha ha ha um explain what we're on about David Bowie released a song it was it was in the 60s wasn't it yeah so when everyone was just

absolutely wasted all the time yeah and it sounds like something from uh avon and the chipmunks he's got like this high pitch laughing like people people need to know yes about the laughing gnome they need to

go on YouTube or whatever and search this and you probably will lose some respect for a beloved artist it must be like the worst song I've heard it's so so bad no no no no we listen to some shit songs today like Beyonce's song from the Lion King this is better this gnome song is better

no no no it is it is really bad it's not something you'd it is really bad it's not something you'd expect from David Bowie yeah laughing it's fucked up

he was obviously like so just fucked up on mushrooms or something it also has the most boy band fucking like EP EP cover Yeah that's 60s for you Like

Holy fuck Should I read the lyrics Read some of them Can we sing the lurks I can't remember Any of it So Excuse my voice

For audio listeners I have a cold So I was walking down the high street When I heard footsteps Behind me And there was a little old man Hello

In Scarlet in grey, chuckling away. Well, he trotted back to my house, and he sat beside the telly. These are the lyrics. With his tiny hands on his tummy, chuckling away, laughing all day.

I like it's the fact he's using... I ought to report you to the gnome office. He's using the arkey voice. Ha ha ha, he, he. I'm a laughing gnome. And you can't catch me. ha ha ha he he i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me said the laughing gnome you want me to keep going no i was about to say it i like people get the gist i like the

addition of the argue voice then that's what it sounds like yeah no argue voice is way better do your impression of the argue voice I hate the argue voice more than I hate most things I'm not doing an impression No no no no Alex you do it just for reference

So James can have a fair shot Hello Hello Hello What's your problem I'm the laughing now What's your problem I'm laughing now

Jim can you do it I'm not laughing no So do the pay-pay voice Hey, what's so? That's not the Paisy voice We gave Paisley voice You created the Paisley voice You need to...

It wasn't iconic enough You know, what's happened this week? You know? Like it's been a week since the last one What's happened? What did you think's happened, Jamie? Nothing. Yeah.

six uh okay vote green party it's the only way the world is going to live no no no no no what if i don't want the world to live ever think about that and i'm doing my bit as a globe trotter i'm doing my bit we're going to dedicate this episode to talking about um the local politics of wiltshire due to the um large amount of agriculture um careers within the region um these are people surviving off of off of the land essentially their own business so it it it might not be in the best interest of the agricultural phenomenon um workers to vote for a left wing parliament

well they're idiots aren't they no an actual topic I have that was a topic um being did you see for the last episode it was a premiere

that set at that type of video on YouTube do you know about this no no have you never seen any of the YouTube is you're subscribed to do a premiere. What does it do? It like

you set it, when you're uploading the video you set it as a premiere and Or is it premiere? And it kind of appears in the subscription feed as like like a live stream almost

but it's a video and it's there and it says it's going to be played at this time and you can sit and you can sit in like a chat and and like once the time hits then the video goes live and it's like streamed so you can't skip ahead like if the video's an hour long you can't skip ahead you have to like watch with it so once the hours like you won't be able to skip for it's live streaming videos done it's live streaming for pre-made video basically yeah but I just I only did it out of pure curiosity because I'm too scared to

fiddle with it on IHE but seeing as there's a cast every week it doesn't matter that much if one was like kind of messed up by it it didn't seem to really do anything aside from confused some people because some people thought it was live that they thought we were recording last episode live so we weren't I think it would be a train wreck if we recorded live why it would be the same thing fuck it let's do it live yeah as long as it wasn't one of those episodes where we needed some emergency editing Yeah, Jim

Like happens occasionally when we say someone's name By accident Or something like that Well Maybe you guys should stop Learned and not docks people And then we wouldn't be in that issue Would we?

Oh my God Oh my God What have we been engaging in lately? Oh my God Sekiro 2 but worse Excuse me You're still playing

Fallen Order Yeah Star Wars I don't think I talked about it last time I swear we did I think I mentioned it Yeah A while I've played it A week or two ago

I haven't finished it but Good Good game Really good game I don't know if I would have Stuck with it as long as I have though if it wasn't Star Wars Yeah, I could see that

I don't know why you'd really care about the game To be honest if you really like Star Wars Because like it Everything it does Well not everything it does But the majority of What you do in the game is combat And the combat is just worse

Securo So Is it Securo or Sekiro? Well it depends if you want to Like pretend to be Japanese or not No It says a white way and the wrong way Simple

Way I'd say if you're English It's perfectly fine to say Sakura Or Sekiro Either or whatever Anyway that's not my point Very good game

I like it And I like Star Wars It's sort of like Relit that fire for me Like oh this is why I like Star Wars Because it's Right, yeah It's like

Lighthearted But dramatic enough Has some stakes Yeah And just a really interesting world Yeah, it's nice Yeah That's the word for the game

Nice It's nice A bit of comfort food Yeah It's a bit of nice About you James And some reason You know

The New Star Wars movies Aren't that No they're not Why aren't No but why aren't they they are that that's all they are so why aren't they because they're not nice they are nice if you don't go in if you go in expecting nothing you have a good time so you're saying we should lower the bar and then just accept stuff no no no i'm saying

i'm saying just don't give a shit no matter what i just don't care what happens don't care about the story go in and have a fun time if you post i just don't agree with that philosophy if you go into everything in life with that you're never fucking disappointed if you've got really low expectations you can't be disappointed but no it's not expectations

that's exactly what you're saying no because I got go in expecting shit no no no no no and then you'll be happy no because that's so you're such an awful philosophy that's having expectations at all that's thinking of this might not be good I'm saying don't

think anything that's not expecting anything there's no low So you are expecting nothing, which is the bare minimum. That is like the lowest something can be. And there's no problem with that. You go in, you have fun. Easy. That's not even talk about Star Wars, at least until the trilogy is over.

And when's it over? Out of our systems. Do you think people are going to like it? No. I think it's going to be just a maelstrom of hundreds of different opinions. and yeah I don't know yeah but what do you think

the correct opinion will be on the movie I don't know because I haven't seen the movie I'm saying do you think you will I feel like everyone's going to be

like extra critical yeah so whatever we literally talk and out of all of those people who's going to have a better time

me because I don't expect anything that's reasonable don't argue against me I'm saying it's fine for you to do that just don't expect me to do that no that's not how it works

do you go into like you know a rock movie with expectations no because the rock has never done or been in anything good and can you have fun in his movies no because they're all bad

that's bullshit and you know it what about you alec have I absorbed anything lately yeah um the main thing I rewatched was the

the Matrix trilogy of course um which is I don't know I've never been like hype on the Matrix really I always liked the first one in particular

but the trilogy as a whole is pretty weak I think two and three have you ever seen the whole trilogy years and years and years ago you probably only seen it once haven't you the whole way through

I think I've only seen the first movie once really yeah the first one's worth the rewatch it's one of those just like classics um that you can see that it's like inspired a lot of stuff yeah you ever seen The Matrix James

Nope never seen You hate Keanu Reeves though don't I hate I have no idea what the Matrix is a saw not a single clue about any of it well you might actually like it James because it's really inspired by like anime anime yeah it literally is like it's inspired by ghosts in the shell and a bunch of stuff like that I just never exposed to it what would you rate the the whole series out of three stars if I have to give the trilogy yeah out three

stars yeah and you can't do three point or two point five or anything two stars that's pretty high right in the middle well I mean it's kind of over the middle but well you gave me this like bizarre like number I got nothing to work with okay five stars out five stars 10 stars I would just put it right down the middle really because you don't think it's bad because of how good the first one is and how bad the third one is and how like mediocre the middle one is it does weird you think the third one is worse than the second one it is worse but the third one is more entertaining right That's a big difference

Because it's just like schlock That reminds me though I watched Johnwick 3 Yeah you already said Did I? Yes You already talked about that

You said you preferred it to the second one Yeah literally last episode I think That's crazy I only know that Because I watched it This week No This is the thing about December

That I can't stand For some reason out of all the months December is the one that just goes by in such a flash that everything's a bit off everything's wrong yeah like it's not going by

it feels like a rush yeah well I'm feeling rush because I ain't bought a single Christmas present for nobody nobody nobody

I've left it I've left it and it's 15 days oh James one week after this it's one full week till Christmas

James what were you thinking I know but you know I don't know doesn't it just get hiring after a while. It's just like now, when you start to

really fear an event that's coming. You fear Christmas. I didn't fear it, but it's more like a nuisance. Like, it's just now I've got to like arbitrarily do all these things that if I wasn't like obligated to do then I probably wouldn't have done. Like? Because I'm getting offended now. It sounds like you're saying, you know,

Cringmas is an obligation It's hurting me Cringmas is funny Because there's like Humour value to it Isn't your whole family Christmas About a humor thing You're the most people

Everyone ever know Who always gets joke gifts of Christmas No matter what So how is it like a not Yeah What do you mean my dad Give me joke gifts and stuff? No just explain your point

I don't get it I don't know What else do I have to elaborate on It's just annoying To have to buy gifts constantly that's all what would you change if you can have it anywhere you like it would you prefer christmas to not exist no i think the enjoyment of christmas and the enjoyment people get out of it

justifies its existence but for you you'd prefer to not have to take part in any of it yeah you're such a fucking what's he called grinch no not the green guy scrooge yeah that no but why forget the fucking gifts do you not just like being one family because that seems like the major thing yet I don't have that bit a poor line don't even know family anymore

so I don't get that bit it's a heavy thing that is casually drop in the background boom just don't get it because I that is the good bit the family bit

yeah yeah like the gifts are annoying I prefer to not receive any gifts and not have to give any no no no no no the gift's important like I

they're nice but thinking about them beforehand is difficult and I hate that feeling when everyone's watching you open a present I don't know no no no did I ever mention that

I'm scared of that like severely because I always I always just don't know how to react yeah same I think I'm gonna upset them if I don't like smile So it's just like, I feel, I feel really bad all the time.

And I try to like, with my family, it's just like, oh, that they give a present at a time. I always just leave mine to the side to run the attentions away. I just, like, slowly opening it, just be like, yay. Because I don't like it. I feel really bad about it. It is quite a pressure. You know? Yeah, because there's an expectation to react a certain way based on what the gift is.

Because, like, to the person who chose the gift, to the person who's opening it. Like it should be a, yeah, like a, you should be really excited about this because I got you something I know you want. Yeah. So even if it is something you think is a bit poo-poo. You got expectation to be like, oh, thank you so much. Yeah. See, that's the thing that I love about jar-quingmus is that it's not like that.

It's so unexpected. That it is like that now. Why? Now that we've like delegated people To get good presents every year That's not difficult Basically I'm trying to wear my way out I'm getting people good presents

Because I'm a really bad gift giver No you're not Yeah like I have no idea what to get anyone ever Do you want me to give you some ideas Because then you'll look great No you've given me two ideas for Alex And both of them were like Damn that's genius

Like you're an expert gift giver I don't have like No, no, that's, that's, I'm shit at everyone but us. Like, if us, if us, I think it, like, in the fucking April, I'm like, yes, done it. I've sorted our presents by, like, fucking May. Yeah. But my parents, I'm like, I don't, I don't know. Parents are difficult, you know, like buying for a different generation.

Yeah. That's, that's why, money. Easiest thing. Like, a money gift is so just like, it's like giving up in a way. yeah just like well I couldn't really think of anything to get you so fucking buy it yourself no but that's

like that it's quite nasty that's what I mean that's why no but I want money more than anything because it's just like I there's things I want that are really expensive so putting money to the side is like yes no okay the worst thing is a check

oh for you when you don't cash them now that you can just use the app to cash them it's not a problem yeah but like dude just go on your phone app and send me directly that people who use checks

don't have a phone app that's not true oh no no it's birthdays is when you get checks all the time it's always birthdays Christmas is normally not it's like get a card and you've got 15 pounds in it and like a happy birthday happy Merry Christmas

it depends of the person you know but I've never had checks at Christmas because my family have always had an anti-money wall for Christmas how you shouldn't do that. But now it's just like... So your family agrees with what I just said then. Kind of, but then they're now just like,

just give me money. What about, is there a loophole in the sense where you could buy gift cards? Yeah. Yes. It's even... Yeah, that's just as dumb. No, I tell it's worse.

Yeah, because they're limited to one shop. Yeah. So it's just like, you're fucked. Yeah, so instead of use your money freely, use your money, let me shill a company for you to use money in. It's like, yeah, they're actually pointless. Like, let's say it's just going to give me money, but instead he bought me Apple iTunes

voucher, the gift cards. That would be really fucking bad. Really bad. Because you can really spend it. Yeah. You have no device to use it on. That's why I just, oh, I can't stand that side of Christmas. But then, the, the, the most joy I have at Christmas is buying gifts from a dog.

That's like, that's the most exciting. same thing is seeing his reaction because he hasn't got a fucking mind that thinks it it's like the most pure. He can't be disappointed yeah he's so pure. So there's just no expectations so even just interacting with a dog like it makes it their best moment

of all time. Yeah, let alone especially if that dog's called Paisley. It's just like I'm gonna I'm gonna spoil out of everybody I'm probably going to spend the most money on my dog by far because it's just like the easiest and most fun like I buy them

like a £2.50 bone. There you go. Just throw it on the floor. There you go, nibble on that. You're worth it as little slime. I don't. Like, over Christmas, I normally have the same budget for everyone. You spend the same amount on your dog. No, no, I spend more. I spend more. But what could you possibly buy that's that expensive?

You should know this. You've got a dog that tears stuff up. What's it called? What's the fucking brand called? That make indestructional toys. Kong. Kong. Kong stuff is. really expensive and Gaius needs Kong so I buy Kong stuff and I buy loads of bones and I just spoil him because he's my baby okay that's that's it's really what

matters of Christmas people are very generous towards their pets the pet market is huge I'm not I don't get Billy a single fucking thing I'll buy Billy something this year in your stead the thing with Billy is that because she she started killing things at a very young age she's just not interested in toys her just bores her really quickly and she wants to go and hunt something that's trying to get away so billy's present to herself would just be like a bigger bird

a bigger catch yeah like a seagull are they like toy obsessed cats then like there are toy obsessed dogs I don't know yeah 100% definitely is I don't really know much about cats and every time I learn new details they just become kind of scarier yeah they're like there's such an alien um uh beast to me they are like you can't it's really hard to understand a cat's like emotions and the way they express themselves because there's no there's no subtlety to a way a dog communicates like well it's it's not like a subtlety thing it's

they've developed with us you know they they have facial expressions cats yeah they've got body like body language that while it doesn't like directly line up with human body language there are like parallels that we like just innately can read I reckon or I'm just so used to having dogs around I don't know

no they are they are it's like when a cat goes to you it means it's gonna scratch your eyeball out so you avoid that when a cat like wags its tear or not like wags but like swishes it

or whatever there's like a really distinct swish is that mean they're annoyed yes I know the one you're on about it's like a slow last time I saw Billy I stroked her and she looked like she was enjoying it

but she was doing that with her tail no if it's sort of like a flowing movement I don't think that's anger right but if it's sort of like moving like a snake like yeah

whipping almost that is really strange that is anger I say it's the opposite from the cats I know no if Billy's doing that you stay clear because she might just lunge i've been lunged by billy a few times and that is frightening it is frightening but then when she actually gets you it's really not

that bad yeah because they just try and claw they like cling with one claw and then it gets like caught on your trouser leg yeah yeah yeah kind of off yeah or in the one case where i almost dropped her her claw got caught in my neck in the flesh of my neck and it was just stuck there and she was sort of panicking and I was like holding her leg and I was like fuck I'm just gonna have to pull it yeah it's that animal thing when they get stuck in something and they just yeah and cats all the time like they attack with their claw and then surprise surprise the claw goes inside the thing they were attacking yeah and then they're like wait wait yeah and dogs do when they get stuck in fences and stuff yeah freak out because it's just

what you do when it's just pure panic Pure adrenaline panic, yeah, you just flail around like a fish out of water. Let me out. Uh, meow. Meow. Meow. Oh. I do want a cat.

They cute. But on a snake first. Hiss. With that said, though, I'm afraid we're going to have to bounce off to some messages from the likes of either me, myself or me. Loozer. Or Irene. Hey, it's me, Zeus,

the god, my fully endorse the JAR Media merchandise available in the description below. Welcome to the second section of the JAR cast. This is where we go on to Reddit or maybe even perhaps Twitter

to get some of your questions. Head over to the JAR Media Reddit, our slash job media Yeah Suggestion thread For the questions We go on there We go

Who's this punk What they say it What they doing We go on Reply here Want to know the The first punk We're gonna answer

Yeah please Yeah The Rumors on Fire 12 asks this How would you rate This decade Shit As we're rounding up

To 2020 running you very shortly um in terms of what just how would you rate that's all it they ask it's pretty cool i think the the age that we're currently currently living in it's like a movie from years ago where we're like we're not in the future future but it's pretty clear that we're getting there yeah not any clearer now than it was last year Yeah, but both of those years being this year and last year are in the same decade. 20, 2011.

Different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We've made a lot of progress. It's cool to see. Like, like, the Tesla cyber truck. Yeah, just things like that. It just screams like... Just everything Elon Musk and that whole company and all...

Yeah, but Apple as well. Yeah. Just taking these steps... Well, if you put it in perspective, what was going on in 2009. right now Halo 3 ODST It's a long time ago

Yeah It is a long time ago And in technology It's it's millennia ago Yeah Like I was 15 So you guys would have been like 12 Yeah

That's how long ago it was And that's one of the Well I'm only 25 now But in that decade It's like so much change and rapid change too like you sort of flat line

before then like you're sort of on a gradual change where it feels like it like every year of school kind of feels the same in a way and it's just the way you're tested that feels a bit different but once you leave school

then each year like there's these huge jumps it feels like where a lot happens each year but at the same time it goes really quickly so much shorter yeah I feel like you said that before about how it just time

changes the more of it you experience yeah the longer you've been alive I remember it's just so vividly feeling like summer just lasted forever when I was younger because that was the time when I used to plan to like play through all the Final Fantasy 13

and I never did just all sorts of silly shit like that or even like young like even way before then even like in primary school there's just that feeling of like okay summer holidays has begun like might as well be like a year's worth now

of not being at school because that's how long it felt and now by the time I even realize that summer is here it's already ending and then it's like raining in autumn I can't decide if it's a good or bad thing I suppose it's a bit of both

yeah it's neither That's nothing to do with this decade though That's just getting older Growing up And getting older we are Yeah but like in this Yoda Yeah

But like Half of the decade Has actually been Documented with JAR Yeah No don't say it 2014 Did JAR begin

Somewhere around then Or was it 2015 Don't say that please I'll double check Has it been five years Well I started IHE in 2013 And No fucking way

How we're only on 190 something episodes It's only a burst of three years Episode one was 11th of January 2016 Right but we were doing JAR before then Yeah I reckon Jarre start

in about 2014 and the cast itself came around 16 Yeah 11th of January 2016 Four years Yeah we're coming up to our fourth

Damn No that's Which means 2020 yeah We'll be the No just think We're gonna run the whole election Just think If you look at a picture

Of the fast episode to us now The change is actually just creepy Just how much Things are different now, how we have changed as people. Are you talking about your beard? Yes, that's it. It's a weird thing, because, again, we're all in our 20s. We've only lived for two decades.

Yeah, maybe ask us one with 50, and we can be like, yeah, this decade was a lot better than that one. That one was like a week. What I can say, though, is that this decade has been better than the 80s. But you weren't alive in the 80s. Yeah, but I know it was shit No, it didn't It wasn't shit It was shit

It was shit No honestly It's the worst decade That has existed Wong Okay Lego Loppy

1 2 345 has this to say Hello jar This one isn't a question Just a thank you I just wanted to give you a sincere thank you For how much you have helped me recently A little over one year ago I had a surgery to

remove a tumor from my brain. Needless to say, my recovery is fucking sucked, but y'all were the one consistent, sorry, the one constant, my eyes are running a bit, so I'm struggling to read, but y'all were the one constant through all that mess. I remember listening to the cast in my

hospital bed. I, of course, use earbuds as to not scare the nurses by hearing James' booming laugh or Alex trying to convince us everyone, to convince everyone that there is such a thing as a clitosaurus. I really have never been this

success with the podcast before. Thank you. And Merry Christmas, Casey. Merry Christmas. It's quite a harrowing story, Casey. I'm glad to hear you seem to have recovered from surgery. Like, because, like, brain surgery, that's some serious...

That's no... It's no laughing matter. No. It kind of doesn't get more serious than having to tinker with the brain. But yeah, I'm glad we could have... assisted in her own small way.

Yeah, you're more than welcome. But actually, do you want to explain what a clitoris is? Clitosaurus. Oh, there's a whole episode about it somewhere. Just look on, it's got a very memorable thumbnail if you go on that one. Not everyone knows what a clitosaurus looks like, though. And I'm giving them the answers. Just search it. I'm sure it's like the only result on YouTube.

You'd hope so, anyway. I was going to say, you know what I'm going to do. Yeah, so it's always very humbling to get feedback like that. Because we just come and goof and gaff, and then when you get messages that are like, well, that episode or this, like when I listen to this, or I've listened for a long time, it's like help me through something or distract me for a little minute. It's one of the best things about doing the cast. Yeah.

Yeah, and it makes you, yeah, it makes you want to keep going. it's cool how about this one then from Squitty 199 what are some of the group's most anticipated games or movies of 2020 dun dun

there's a lot of stuff coming out what is coming out Animal Crossing Yay um there's loads cyberpunk 20, 2020

yeah, have you seen what the have you seen the requirements for? Speaking of Cyberpunk 2020 that's got

Keanu Reeves in it and I saw Johnwick 3 recently have you seen the specs that was required

to play cyberpunk on Macs no I haven't on Mac oh Max Ultra we're talking

like we're talking some obscenely high specs like think of the best computer you can buy

you can need better than that it's actually like a NASA computer. Yeah, it's fucking, it's like, you couldn't play that game on Ultra without spending at least £2,000 on a PC.

Ooh. Yeah, listen to some of these. Like, how good this potentially could be. Cyberpunk 2077, Halo Infinite, dying light two, Ori and the Will of the West. Final Fantasy 7 remake, Animal Crossing, The Last of Us Part 2,

Doom Eternal. Those are sort of the big ones, Psychonauts 2, odd world soul storm is the from soft game meant to be coming out next year not sure

I like how you mention Halo Infinite as if it's going to be good like come on just give up and Doomitone the first one was crap no but what I'm saying is oh that's going to noise I can just a minute no the only good thing about that game is a soundtrack

and the way it's implemented in the game like that's it this isn't to the soundtrack I'm not I'm not like crazy about Doom 2016 but I get why people like it so much I get why people like it but I don't get why people love it soundtrack it's next level

because it was like especially around that time it was when all the old shooters were like they were just shit so getting Doom like come back and like show how you can actually modernize one of these old franchises and make it you know work and be old and new at the same time

it's kind of yeah I would never say it's a bad game it's just not for me yeah yeah I'd agree with that pretty much of that list no if you honestly put those games that you mentioned like no the year does not have potential you're that's actually just so crazy everything I just said no listen Halo you know that it could be shit We've not even seen gameplay We know it could be shit Like honest

Well yeah I'm not saying that that one in particular It's a big release though And everyone's gonna play Sipunk's gonna be good Animal Crosston's gonna be good I reckon dying light 2 is gonna be good Yeah Final Fantasy 7 is probably gonna be good

Yeah I'd hope so The next call of duty is gonna be good Yeah so I think What if they remake black ops now Don't don't know that Oh damn That means they can kickstart zombies remade From the beginning again

World at War remit No, they fucked out with World War II They did, fucking hell So my most anticipated though Is probably that ORI sequel Like I really liked the first one Really? Yeah, and I want More than anything, I want some new

Some new music from Gareth Cocker I think is called Coker. He's also He's really good. But yeah, it's all too far away for me to be like hype at the moment. Yep. I don't really get hype at the games. Cyberpunk sounds cool.

I'm not going to play it. In terms of films, there is, I don't know. I don't know what's coming out in regards. In terms of films, Minions, the Rise of Gru looks pretty sick. Okay, nice. Peter Rabbit 2, The Runaway. Oh, that's got potential. uh scoob

scoob that looks incredible uh do little with robert downy junior doctor do little rebuild is that that looks incredible is that robert downy junior's first like movie since him leaving maybe oh okay there's one at least um doon doon yeah it's like a sci-fi

um movie by the guided blade round of 2049 well they uh like prisoners and all those movies he's a good director why you're shaking your head

fast and furious fast and furious nine oh man it's next year that's gonna be awful yep can dude because Cardi B's in it mainly

Sonic the Headshog movie that would be crap all of this shit looks awful honestly um Ghostbusters afterlife I watched the

trailer for that um today what do you think because i watched it yesterday and was a bit like what i sort of rolled my eyes it's just like the force awakens yeah but it's like the tone seems a bit strange yeah but producers just like latch onto things it's weird like it didn't feel like it actually represented the movie as much as it was just like designed for the trailer well it was designed to show that the kid from Stranger Things is in another like 80s thing. Yeah. So people are going to like it.

Yeah. And like It's weird. A nostalgia cow just keeps on going and they're not going to stop. Yeah, that kid's career is absolutely made. I was thinking about that. Just those kids being in Stranger Things has given them

a bigger career boost than like many other franchises or properties would. Like they've probably boomed more than like like Daisy Ridley from being in Star Wars yeah I'd say they have definitely

yeah think about it like the Stranger Things girl she's like a phenomenon what's her name 13 I don't know what the actor's name is she's called 11 this is what's so confusing to me because there are 13 episodes I think of Stranger Things

each season but then there's also another Netflix show called 13 reasons why and the character's name is 11 so it's just all this number shit and my brain can't handle it i'm afraid you wouldn't be good in accounts what about there's a new james bond movie yeah i've never been like that previous the previous multiple have just been so yeah well since casino royale they've not been like they just gradually i say casino royale is a great movie mm-hmm like a fantastic movie all the rest with Daniel Craig after that

just get worse and worse I wouldn't say worse and worse No they do The one right after it is terrible But then Skyfall Quantum of Solis You're forgetting Quantum of Solis And then Skyfews

That's the one directly after Casino Royale I forgot about Contam Solis That was made during those It's terrible Strikes Yeah And then you got Skyfall

Which wasn't bad But like it wasn't Casino Oil basically Skyful was like It was a really reactionary to like Hollywood trends at the time with like the kind of dark night clear like Nolan inspiration stuff that was going on

and the Adele intro so casino oil because casino oil though is so good yeah that movie is awesome what about Ryan Reynolds in free guy is that about it's about an MPC being an MPC do you know how long he's wanted to get that movie made really yeah it's actually it's like a passion project of his seriously i heard about his idea for it years ago oh so it's his idea i didn't know that yeah i think so or someone's idea that he heard and was like that's awesome i want to do it but i've heard about that idea i had definitely heard about it like five years ago i'm not sure if that um premise is so great an idea to be honest it sounds more like uh it sounds like uh it sounds like

a short. Yeah, it sounds like a Black Mirror episode, maybe, at the very best. I don't know about a feature film with Ryan Reynolds playing like a, whatever, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. There isn't much, like, honestly, I just wait for other people to start just talking about, because there is so much shit coming out now. You need to rely on everyone, like on social media to kind of Word of mouth. Yeah. Spread what is good and what isn't. Like, it takes a while sometimes.

So much just superhero shit. But that's just, that's subjective stuff. You might not be shit. Listen to just the superhero movies that are listed here. Black Widow, Wonder Woman, 1984, Ghostbusters doesn't really count. Birds of Prey, the new mutants. uh the eternals um and i think bloodshot does that count point is there's a lot of them

invisible the invisible man is that like a superior venom two for real yep was venom two last year 2018 it was the year before 20 2018 was it last year 2018 yeah that sounds right right? Yeah But yeah That film was shit I don't even bother Like really

Getting anticipated For things in the same way anymore I like just waiting And just getting it When I get it You know Yeah It's just you're just

guaranteed Some level of disappointment Usually Most of the time Yeah Okay This is a call of duty what about this one then from

James G1 412 says this What is any of your opinions on having editors to edit YouTube videos Do you think it ruins the authenticity and style of that person's channel And defeats the purpose of it being your channel and removes the fun Or do you believe it is to be a good help? Thanks for the yogs broders I think it It depends on the content

Yeah It depends... If, let's say... If someone's content relies heavily on, like, the way they edit and their humour, if you make someone else edit it, it will lose that. That's gone. Like, I don't think you could hire an editor and, like... Yeah, I've struggled with the concept before,

because I've thought about it, just for the... To try and get some things out a bit faster, but I always, always, um... Like, retreat and can't commit to the idea, because so much of the fun and the humor of it to me is the way you choose to present it on that timeline

like it is where a lot of the personality shines through with what I like to make anyway but there are ways like when you're making something like the JARCast each week there's a certain way it's presented sure there are sometimes skits at the beginning there's little bits of editing here and there in the cast but at the end of the day it's still the same thing

and you probably could pay someone to put together the JARCast fairly easily and I don't think that would be considered really weird or would ruin anything to be honest because we've had... Apart for late... Three of the four of us on the cast have edited it and there are minor differences

and obviously in the way just through sheer experience different levels of experience but it's still fairly consistent in the end of the day. Yeah, it does depend on how bespoke each video is, I think. If you have like a series, it's very common for like let's players who upload a lot to sort of farm out the editing process and all the big companies and all the biggest channels like YouTube and watch Mojo and all that and they all have editors and whatnot. It's an interesting question though. I just say it just depends on YouTuber.

Like one of the big YouTubers I like is a streamer, but he does his own stuff and it takes him like too much. wants to make a video because it's his stuff yeah you got to you got to sort of choose yeah there's always got to be um because um yMS adam um he has an editor um but the way he does it is he's got his like big project that he'll edit himself but just the quick videos he puts out he has them edited by his editor which i think's a good way to work around like you're not really losing much when it's just like short little reviews but the big main meaty stuff is still like coming from him It should have been like how he did it when he became popular

Yeah So it stayed the same Yeah Queen of Dirt as one for us Did you boys make Christmas lists when you were young If so what's the most outlandish thing you asked for I definitely made Christmas list I was a Christmas leg kind of kid

I didn't know if I was I like to like plan out because I like I liked the Argos catalog I liked the Lego catalogue I loved catalogs and I'd look through them and I'd like figure out

and make the perfect list I loved doing that kind of shit I did that as well of the Argos catalog who didn't do the Argos catalog that was like the most fun fun things you didn't look at it all year but then Christmas it was just like yes

yes and you just like go through and fucking just write things down because it looks cool and you want it I don't think I was really like that even though I knew most of the things on the list would not be bought for me

so it was like compiling a list and then making an even smaller list of that list to try and like decipher okay if I could only have one thing from this list Alex quality controlling his own list I've always been like that like methodical with stupid things like that

but as far as um outlandish things i've asked for i feel like just because of our parents like we just knew what was within the realms of reality after a certain point that we we just once you figure out the boundaries and you just know there's no chance of it going outside them then i just kind of didn't bother to push them anymore

but i i don't think there's anything outlandish i've really wanted like when you're a kid what is something outlandish you could want a gun i would say like if your eight-year-old came up to you and was like i really want a an uh an iphone a macbook pro yeah with the best everything it'll only be about four thousand pounds all right no yeah that's what you say to that you don't give an eight-year-old something that's worth that much that much cash no my my my my my my my my my my list was always one game. Like that, my Christmas present would resolve one game.

One more than one game. Black Ops. I was ashamed to admit of liking video games, so I would try not to ask for video games. Not from mum and dad. You didn't care about asking for gifts from the games from them. Well, sometimes I did. Do you know how bad I felt when we went to go get the Force Awakens on We?

People forget how uncool Star Wars was at that time. Yeah. Star Wars was not cool. Especially on Wii. Yeah, it was on Wii. It was like, fucking second hand. Yeah. Yeah, like, people think Star Wars fans have it bad now.

At least you've got stuff to talk about. Yeah, that was the dark age. Yeah, it was like, what, the Clone Wars movie. That's what we had. with rot to the hurt yeah everyone remembers that one it's fond in my oh dear

and I remember it was really weird when that film came out that Clone Wars movie because I must have been about year eight or something year eight year nine and like all the boys in like my classes had seen it but everyone like made excuses

to why they see it they saw it really yeah Because it was that lame. Because it was like, yeah, I had to go of my brother to see it, whatever. When it's like, you knew deep down, everyone wanted to see it just for the hope of maybe getting some good Star Wars thing. And then you actually just, like, sit there for a few hours watching, join together episodes. Yeah. Every time you mention that show, though, like, there's just someone that just comes on in with their, like, the prepared paragraphs of like, right, this is why the Climb Wars is, and you're wrong about it.

Sorry, but no. I cannot and I will not and I went further than most to even test it. I was like you know what I'll give it a chance that me more than anyone is gonna like some style of shit you got to realize it gets good after episode 26 when they really thought to develop the characters I try I tried okay I try also the way the show is structured like what the fuck is the deal with that yeah very strange makes no sense the 2d one though is pretty badass the yeah I remember the 2d one being cool I can't I remember it's But just a way better art style, though, than the 3D one.

The 3D one was so... General Grievous was, like, really cool in particular in that Clone Wars 2D one. And I was like, whoa, if this what... Is this what the character's going to be like in a Revenge of the Sith? When that comes out in a few months? And I was like, so excited. And I convinced myself that he was cool when I watched the movie. Yeah.

He's so bad. Ugh. No, he's cool. What about this? Hysteria 55, we can end on this one. Have you, have you's ever considered doing a podcast, hi? I think it would be funny, Alex and Jim High and James just watching those two baked retas chat, absolute shit, lull. High on what? I mean, I'm always high on life.

Yeah, we all are. That's the only thing that I have partaken. Let's just put it this way. It's been thought about, but they know I'd get out. There's been plenty of content on jar media that has been made under the influence of drugs. Mostly alcohol. Oh, yeah.

Well, not for me. No, you've even done a few In that period where it was just you and me doing them I think we drank some whiskey on one of those Yes, but I wasn't under the influence Because I was fine We were talking like plastered on the seat Just like fucked

Yeah, plastered Yeah And that's not happened on any of our cast But like even if you go back to some of the early ones Like They come across as if we are on something Especially me yeah you were really

I've always been like that though people always like they don't they think I'm on something all the time even when I'm like not I would straight up say that I can't tell the difference that's exactly what I mean I fucking cannot tell a difference I can walk in and just be like

no that's yeah I can't tell the difference either I can't I don't know if it's like a good or bad thing really you just it means that it's like I'm pretty level headed then as a No, it's like you say some really extreme stuff, but then next week when we've just gone out for me, you'll say something worse.

I'm just like... It's not, I wouldn't say it's about saying like extreme stuff. It's more just like... Not extreme, but isn't really... Things I find funny. Yes. Basically. No, but there's also things like goofball things.

Like the time I thought you were under the influence of something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Sandy, go on the screen now. Sandy, get here. We need you a... And... Sorry, you were, like, tripping over tables and, like, stumbling around, just looking. That was that, that was one of those, like, self-fulfilling prophecies where everyone around you was just saying, are you on something right now?

Nobody was saying that, though. No, but I could, like, I could tell everyone was thinking that, and I was like, okay, let's act normal. And through trying to act normal, it just made it so much weirder and more suspicious. I mean, I was, I was trying to make it kind of obvious that I was thinking, like, are you drunk or what? I hadn't touched anything I was completely sober yeah that was weird and like when

you went to like find the heaps of dessert that we'd ordered from deliveroo yeah and like you picked up the phone and you were like yes and I was like

what the fuck is I want this guy right now Yeah, because they called you Because they couldn't find the Airbnb We were staying in Yeah, that was just Ugh The Airbnb's that had beds That were like made out of cardboard

No, it was more like cement Yeah They were the worst Anyway, it could happen Maybe it already has It definitely already has But I don't think anyone would be able to pinpoint them

honestly was like we've done so many weird ones like an episode I revisited lately was you remember that episode we did ages ago where I was like lying on the floor for the entire episode face down yeah like there's just some weird shit we've done

and yeah and it's I don't think we'd ever do a podcast where we're just like completely wiped out on alcohol weed or anything yeah because there's a there is a limit where it stops sort of being

fun for it's nice when it's just like a social lubricant that was that Joe Rogan clip you showed me where he's trying he's like he enters the the beyond realm he must have eaten like some edible or something

because but like he does that thing where he starts talking and then it just keeps going yeah he forgot what he even started saying yeah but he like thinks he still knows yeah and then he like closes off the paragraph it's just like just a paragraph yeah connecting yeah segments of a sentence some of the like huge podcasts like Joe Rogan as much as I like the I like the show a lot yeah um there are some quirks like like that sometimes where it's like okay you yeah they're You got too fucked up.

You just, you simply got too fucked up for this right now. You drunk a little bit too much whiskeys, ate too many goddamn edibles, and you're just too fucked up. You don't even know what you're talking about anymore. The fucking Alex Jones one. But I'm pretty sure they had none of it. Great. I like those ones. But another thing that Bogas does is they like just watch YouTube videos lots.

Like within the show, they like put on and like refer to clips and stuff, which. can get annoying after a while, especially if you're just listening. It would be like if we right now just pulled up like, oh, did you see that Tabascus video? And we just sat there watching a Tabascus video for like eight minutes. With like a bit of commentary in it. Yeah, it's not good for an audio point of view at all. Do they like put it on the video though?

Yeah, it's in the episode. I've seen a few podcasts that do that sort of thing sometimes. Yeah, the H3 one does that, I'm pretty sure. yeah that's true yeah i'm i'm not like up to date or anything on that that one i'm not to date on any podcast there was like a huge controversy lately yeah you see that canceling canceling cancel h3 h3 is oh yeah he said he said k-pop he's over party that said k-pop was he didn't like it and the stands got annoyed yeah i didn't see the original clip i honestly don't give a fuck

no i didn't uh what i was like h3 h3 h3 is over party what the fuck I was expecting it to be something actually scandalous and then I was like whatever it's just some shitty son I saw what it was about I was like okay thank you there's a few there's a few of those a year for the H2 podcast I swear yeah it's like every

thing that gets popular enough like it will just start because if you're making something so often so frequently and you have that many eyes on it like you're going to piss people off yeah especially like Ethan of H3

never seems to like censor himself and yeah well yeah anyone who's followed H3 for a while knows like they've had so many controversies yeah so many like dramatic things their whole shtick is to critic is to criticise popular things basically

that's what they started off doing yeah so you can't get angry when they do it about your thing you know what I'm saying whatever I know nothing about it so I can't really say yeah saying whatever bro

I don't even care bro Let's just move on, bro. Bless you, with that said, with that sneezed. Oh, being a sucks. We're going to disappear for a whole seven days, baby. Thanks for watching this episode of the Jars. You see how in the podcast. Can you stop sneezing, please?

I'm trying to do an intro. I can't help it. Apologise. I'm sorry. thank you so are we thanks to the patrons again yeah and rate us on iTunes as well

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