JAR Media Posdact - Skibidi CONVERGENCE - JARCast Episode 334

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:05 Housekeeping 08:06 James is 130% Hipster 10:31 Alex has something to say to TikTok 14:43 Jim Has a Concussion 16:08 Skibidi Toilet 33:32 Mid Break 38:05 Question Segment: Ball Go In 39:56 Just How Many Usernames has Alex Made Up? 41:36 JARlings that go Too Far 45:43 Swindon Anecdote 50:50 Overuse of Bleep 51:33 Born in the Wrong Generation 58:59 ReviewTech has Beefs

Right, is our warm-up over? I'm not using any of that. No, you are. I'm not, I'm scrapping all of that. No, fuck you. You don't get a chance on the Dichard creative decisions. I do, I edit it. No, there's not no, then you've got one by,

you've got one a poll on the jar. I only run it by Hunter Biden. He's the only one he gets to say. He says it all in. It's either all or nothing, or crack. It's like all the crack or some of it Or at least a little bit to hold me over till tomorrow He wants to do the intro this time

Do you know what's just been going on in my life Is that I match with people on dating apps I don't even message them I don't even try Why do you match with them You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Ooh Yeah

That's not how Those noises don't fit a bolt action, breath. I wasn't doing a bolt action. I was doing the animations of bolt action. So the sounds you were adding weren't bolt action. No, but I was doing my own shotgun on the side. They're not allowed? No.

You've got to at least do the fucking... I can't blow fool out because the belt's on the wrong side. No, fuck. Fuck you. Fuck you. Don't talk. Don't. No, Jamie agrees that it's actually...

Bolt's aren't even real. Bolt is a Disney movie that sucks. It does suck. We definitely can't use any of that. Do you know how much time I wasted to download a mod that makes a Bolt action mindful have the white side? That's on you, bro. You know, you know.

Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, lenders and gentlemen, I've got a concussion and can barely speak straight. He hasn't got a concussion. He doesn't have a concussion. He had a little pass out, and he fell over, and he hurt his heady. Episode 330. Four.

Four. Really? Yeah. The concussion's taking you back a few weeks, huh? The concussion's taking me back a few weeks, huh? Concussions never miss. How's it go? James always remembers.

I know. I forgot him. I guess you got a boyfriend. I guess she doesn't. miss yeah I don't fucking know I forgot

um before we get too deep into the show I'd just like to hand over to Alex so he can continue speaking for me

yeah I'm just gonna grab that baton that you pass over to me and yep there we go and um

seeing as I don't have a concussion I can go into a little bit more detail on the subject you just brought up um

which the baton of memory um is allowing yeah i guess uh yeah thanks to the patrons and make the audio version of the show possible um and if you're a debby tier above in those patron tiers you get your names read out in the first or second week of each month um so not this episode we've done it this month this lovely month of july um uh that that segue was the truest to form of an actual

segue as in like it just went straight off a cliff straight off a cliff into a whale's mouth that's open wide yeah full of content absolutely just bursting with content

um yeah before we go into housekeeping just shout out to the jar shorts to I have something about the jar shorts what are they upsetting you we need to get over to the videos on underneath that you are short the gameplay yeah the gameplay it's actually like

frustrating to me now because I'm like trying to watch the short and I'm just seeing this my eyes are just sucked into this gameplay and I'm like that means it's working bro no I don't want it it's like no because we got our fella who's editing them for us right and he's got this he chooses this gameplay sometimes of like this big butt woman like running down the street yeah that's why I saw it's like testicles or something they just get bigger the more you eat like the more points she gets like the bigger her but becomes or something. It's crazy. No, that's on brand.

Yeah. I'd say if anything, instead of the 50-50 split or whatever it is, it needs to be 66% the butt. No, no, don't. Come on. Less. Because it's funnier when there's just like the text. It's got the more Andrew

Tate vibes, you know? When it's text. Why would we want that? Oh, Andrew Tate's falling off, bro. Beat that. Yeah, everyone, he's like a joke now. Yeah, like he seems to be a widespread joke. No longer is it people taking him seriously. No, that's good, I guess.

Don't beep it. Let's do some housekeeping, man. We round off the conversations from the previous episode, and saying as we didn't do housekeeping last week, I suppose there's a fair amount to gobble up. Warlock Wabbit can get this going here. Hell yeah, the evil episode. Alex is full of fury, Jamie's got an army,

and James has magic green strings. let's crush this episode oh thanks I hate that that was I hated it um Hiraz Mirf

uh 5258 says I'm ordering you to surrender that AI no fuck off because it's just a bunch of like references in the comments there's only two more in housekeeping

if you guys remember last episode I thought it would be funny to kind of throw out this this idea of having a hashtag for the episode so people could use it. So I look it up on Twitter and there are a few results.

One from the 3rd of April 2016. A little bit of a 9-11 reference. Unfortunate. Heat vision can't melt steel beams. Hashtag BVS truth. Funny.

So that's the first result. And then another one was a picture of a nine gag image. we stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us with this Oh, with the Joker, yeah

The Joker there And Daisy said, I agree So yep, a good little experiment gone rogue Just like CIA operations in South America Um Scorge Slap says As an American jailings It's always surprised me

how much Alex uses iTunes. Even when I listen to the Sardonicast in here, how much you rents slash buys movies on there. I didn't realize how popular it still was in other countries because here in the US, even people with iPhones use Spotify, SoundCloud or YouTube music. And for movies, we all just use streaming services or buy them from Amazon if it's digital,

at least within my circles, so I guess I can't speak for everyone. I don't use Apple music. F that. F that right in the A. You know? F that right. Yeah, we all use Spotify, apart from James, because he's good to be on a different. No, no, okay, let's stop here.

Stop, stop here. I use Spotify all the time. No, you don't. Spotify is the best service when you are, you know, following normal artists, you know, with normal releases where you can get dysography and it's the history of the albums. Would you mean normal? I just, I follow, I use SoundCloud a lot now because it's all like live recordings of DJ sets and all these nightclubs around the UK, the world.

will have live recordings of their sets on SoundCloud, and they're the only way you can get them. There's no record of them anywhere else. You know, Fogman. No, Fogman is a good side chance. James is, like, such a hipster. This isn't a hipster thing. It's the Trevor conversation from GTIF.

It's not, though. How else am I going to find good jungle? Because jungle doesn't exist on Spotify. Liking jungle is hipster. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Liking it the way you like it. What do you mean the way I like it?

There are countless live albums on Spotify. I listen to them all the time. I don't. Of jungle. No, not jungle. Of just like artists I like. Yeah, there is live albums, yeah, because there's a ralph punk live albums on there.

But we're talking about live, like, recording sets from nightclubs where it's like a very low, low, like, the song is not extremely popular, just that's set. Yeah, I don't be your same. It's like, it's that all YouTube, and it's like YouTube being enough to deal with ads. It sounds very lovely. don't it's just like I respect the hustle it's just um it's just a good very much a hipster

I'm not hipster hmm you know no because there's someone say potato there is a hipster but then there's like your hipster where you know you are the stereotypical hipster like I'm not one of them no you're very much not a stereotype no I'm just stereotypical hipster just me yeah a hipster no I can't be your mind I can't be your mind I You're a hipster to a hipster. Isn't that like... No, for surely to a hipster, I'm like a normie. No.

Yeah. No, because you're... Like, if it's a spectrum, most people sit, like... Let's say between, like, six to eight on the hipster spectrum. Yeah. You know, like, zero being nothing. Like, your average... Like, a classic hipster is six to eight.

Yeah. You're like ten. Maybe nine points. I feel like I'm way more like 12 Well I mean There needs to be a limit somewhere You know

We'll say it's out of 12 then You're just the maximum I can understand that I can respect it kind of You know It's not intentional I'm not doing it to be a hipson I'm doing it because I'm autistic

And you know I'm just drawn to that shit The other spectrum Well the same spectrum But it's be real Have you ever met a hipster who isn't autistic? Yes Before we go into my topic

And I know this topic's going to change some lives out there It definitely changed mine I just want to dedicate a little moment here To make a YouTube short about TikTok Okay So like TikTok keep doing what you're doing

you are the worst a million followers on TikTok is meaningless it's literally like having 10,000 subs on YouTube your platform is the worst one around what you're on about what

you're spitting fire what's the context there what's I'm just saying I just TikTok viewers keep getting angry keep feeding the algorithm people getting angry at our shorts at our TikTok

people like hate us on TikTok and I'm loving it between they hate us on TikTok we're on TikTok yeah she used to think like I don't get any I didn't use like any social media

let's shut up you nobody continues more shorts and fucking Instagram wheels than you. It's not true. It's not true. It is true. It is.

No, look, here's my general rule. If I'm being neglected, then I will watch shorts or reels. Okay. Is this your confession that you're in a domestic abuse relationship? With you, yeah, because, like, I'm always accused. I'm sat here, like, ready to record, and I bust out the reels because, you know no one's talking to me

and who's sat right next to me James like on his phone doom scrolling on fucking fucking Japanese eBay oh no no no no wait wait wait yeah it's probably a more hipster website more hipster than Japanese eBay Japanese fucking private

auction no okay no I have hyper focus okay because I'm autistic Stop self-diagnosing yourself No, over the last three weeks I've been just doing loads of research into engines So it's like any free time

I'm like reading up on engines on forms In Australia and whatnot So that's what I've been doing Well, I'm glad you see Spanning Time with me as Well, I go deep into that When I reckon is your silly shorts They don't come out until you start ignoring me

Same you ignore me constantly I never ignore you Okay back to TikTok So people hate us well that's all I really had to say like how many views we get I don't know I don't look at it really um the the one

one of the Harry Potter ones did really well because um you can choose the frame um yeah it was Gandalf or something it said like yeah Harry Potter with like a picture of Lord of the Rings or something

yeah yeah but I well it's like being hated by TikTok is kind of like being hated by the lowest to nominator, isn't it? So they've got no attention span. So, like, good.

Yeah. Nice. Oh, please. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm bringing it up. If you see something with as little context as that, and you get angry about it. Yeah. Angry enough to

pause whatever you're doing in your day and then type out a comment and then post it. Yeah. I think you should be executed. Yeah. There and then, yeah. Yeah.

None of this injection, just, you know, 9mm to the back of the head. Double tap. Yeah. Just to be sure, you know, you can't risk any slipping through the cracks. Yeah, you don't want the bullet to, like, slide along the skull, and you want to penetrate and end it. You want to make sure all those nerves are just, you know, no signals being sent, no more, you know. Speaking of head trauma, I mean... I banged my head really hard because James thought it would be funny to push me down some stairs.

The side of my head is swollen, and I'm not going to show it off for those watching. So please abuse James online for him abusing me in real life. Jarlings. Jarlings have experienced in the doctoral wheel field. Jamie's been passing out randomly with no wine or wheezen just passes out. Not regularly. Not regularly. It's the second time this year.

Which is more, more, pretty concerning. It shouldn't, you should just be like once a year max. Yeah. So any of you neuroscientist jarlings out there, if you could give me a quick, uh, diagnoses would be appreciated. Leave it in the comments for Alex to find. Yep. I'll grab those and I'll give you some feedback.

Yeah, but it's quite concerning. I've never passed out yet. So you just ask twice. I've only passed out due to head concussion That counts We get that counts But then it was because I was tripped up by some kid in school And fell into a wall and then onto the floor

It was double tap You got double tapped And I've been Kind of cool ever since Well speaking of Traumatic head injuries I got something to bring up to you guys Now there's a chance

there's a chance you already know what it is with your shorts perusing and James's love of Twitter I don't use Twitter Do you guys know Skibbidi toilet I've seen one video of it

And I don't get it It's a G-Mod thing isn't it So Apparently like This thing is like the biggest Trend ever Skibody Toilet It's called Skibbiddy Toilet

it's like it's a G-Mod like fan film series um when's it made that like this last year

they started like 10 months ago or something why is G-Mod being made now yeah I'm gonna show you something in a second but I bring this up because not only is time of flat circle and we're just back to the G-Mod crazy videos

good good let's make that absolutely clear that nothing's better than G-Mod in terms of like in terms of YouTube In terms of humour. Yeah. But also, apparently like,

like 10, 11 year olds are like obsessed with it. And it's like kind of their slender man type thing. It's like a... Oh, is it scary? It's a little bit scary, but it's also like, it uses like slow down pop songs and it's just crazy. It's like this whole evolving story. Okay.

It started off small scale with the Skibbidi toilet. And now it's like a whole wall with like, characters and fights and like the main reason i wanted to bring it up was because i i got gooned on the skibbly toilet right oh my god i was gooned but because i find it so scary it was like raising my heart rate i was getting frightened but i can't stop watching them you were getting like an adrenaline high yeah you were getting scared i was getting really scared so a man who watches whole movies is getting scared at skibbid Nothing's scarier than this.

Look. Okay, I'm going to show you something. I can show you, I'll show you the one that started at all, yeah? It's just called Skibbidi Toilet. Skid up and bottle. That's a pretty standard G-Mod. Yeah, that is actually kind of low-quality G-Mod. So that was the one that started it, but look, now I'll show you Skibbitty Toilet Season 1.

Okay. It's the same one again, but you've got to get into it, okay? This is my Bhopalus. This is my body Yes, I'm going to be d'n't d'allis

I'm going to be it. I'm going to be it. I'm on a knee. I'm on a dip in there. I like them as far as trans gay So I'm pretty happy with that There's actually 80 of them Or 79

Oh fuck I'm going in a goon tonight Yeah So like you've seen kind of the origin early stuff Now let me show you like a later one, yeah like where we're at with this shit okay how do you how do you iterate on it 80 times clearly with with ease um so yeah I mentioned like like turn into this whole like war scene um I respect it have you ever wondered that success is like the easiest thing in the world just do the same thing over another

No, just be impulsive and do, like, the really dumb shit you have ideas. Yeah, like, I, I wonder, first of all, I wonder if these, like, mean anything, you know? You think there's, like, the first one is, yeah, the first one is, like, oh, wait, but, you know, just another, another one. And then there's more, and there's, like, more things going on, and, like, I think you could kind of break them down and kind of work some stuff out. there are these characters of like TVs and security cameras on their heads and I don't know the implication like the the perspective well the kind of surreal nature of them is I think what was connecting with the fear for me

because my dreams kind of feel like how these yeah they are very dreamlike especially because so many of them are like animated from the like POV perspective of like a person they're like they're fighting the skibbitty toilet's coming for Yeah Maybe it came to the creator in a dream But like As if that wasn't crazy enough on its own

It's the numbers That are associated with this What we're talking So guess how many subscribers This account has right Two million Not even close 15 million

Not even close What? Too high or too low Too low 36.7 million Now this channel has 19.5 million subscribers Just from these 19 million

Just to put this in perspective As of us recording this Skibbitty toilet 49 was uploaded yesterday It's already got 21 million views Jesus Gosh Fuck me

So like Imagine being the fucking like lone kid who just thought this was a good idea and how they're making millions per video. Yeah. So the biggest one is Skibbidi Toil at 45. I'm not sure if I know this one.

Oh, another wall one. Oh, my God. It's like Kaiju's now. I understand what this is It's this generation's neon genesis Evangelion Always comes back There was no skibbitty toilet there Yeah

That was just a cool fight Yeah I don't get that one I do actually like the whole weird shit They're going for actually It's kind of edgy It's edgy in like a cool way You know It's like taking something so absurd

And kind of I think this is popular to the degree where this is just the beginning. Someone's going to scoop this up. Someone. You think of movies in the... I think a TV show or a movie is coming.

No, I think it's... Look how long it took to get fucking Five Nights at Freddy's the movie. Yeah, but when that makes $9 billion at the box office... Well, apparently Mission Impossible is looking to flop. It was the year of the flop.

Really? Yeah. It's only made $89 million so far. It does have an extremely high budget It's close to 300 million Goodness me Indiana Jones might do better than like in Mission Impossible

That would be very surprising But on this skibbiddy toilet thing I was getting lost in the comments as well This is the closest we'll ever have To a skibbiddy toilet movie Let us all appreciate for a moment How far this series has come It's amazing how something that started so simple

can blow up like this. I really love that the TV man just casually put most used emote on the internet to present their emotions about how satisfied they are, lull. From a toilet and a bathroom to now toilet fighting cameramen, hope this series never ends. The amount of law behind this series is astonishing and I'm here for it. What law? It's like kids and I don't think it's deep. Because it's like going on a little bit.

That's what I'm saying. There's definitely some social economic critique in there. Overpowered by the toilet people, the booby-boop-to-bub-pitties. Ever since these videos, I'm afraid to go to the toilet. Help. See, he doesn't understand. It's the critique as the toilet is us and how we all consume TikToks while on the toilet. That's what we're going to become.

Toilet versus TV. Yeah. Oh, this is a good one. I've got a theory. G-Man might not even be the boss of the Skibbidi toilets. In the episode of the restaurant, we can see many eating on a toilet. Then, when the Skibbidi toilet entered, we can see they are gone. They got transformed.

Everything is normal when they were peacefully eating, until you see that in the background, you can actually see G-Man as a human. So there might be a true Skibbidi-toilet boss. and we are just fighting an overpowered or an underling of the true skibbidi toilet boss. That's just my theory. Ski-di-d-up and da-du-up. It's combining all the...

It's like everything has been building to this. What's everything? Like everything ever made. Surely they're... All media. All media has like been building to this. this point this um what you what is it when like loads of things are all like kind of converge a convergence this is skibbitty convergence so you're saying marvel of of skibbitty media or

like there's already more entries of skibbitty than all of the marvels cinematic universe including episodes of tv shows um doesn't count i i think more people are probably watching the skibbly toilet than secret invasion yeah no definitely that probably has a bigger budget than the fucking secret invasion no that's what's crazy apparently um apparently she hulk secret invasion have around 200 250 million dollar budgets fucking how which like guardians of the galaxy three was about 250 wow and you can see it in that movie you can't see it in those shows man no Walks to spread too thin Mm-hmm

Yeah so shout out to The channel's called The Fuck Boom That's their channel Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Well

Fair Jews I've always I've always enjoyed G-Mod content It has a There is a special spice to G-Mod And it's like a natural thing Because it's like

There's a special vice And why Source Engine games Just feel like deserted And really scary naturally it's just a horror like kind of engine so I like anything being utilized in that engine yeah it's like yeah it's just weird going back to like crazy bird video with like a team fortress character with a birdhead happy birthday yeah that's it master fact yeah master fact

rest in peace yeah rest in peace kitty he was kind of the king of um the the god he walks so the fuck boom could run no he ran he ran so that the fuck boom could to slightly walk a bit fast no this is bit one skibbiddy toilet

is bigger than all that old shit combined no but master effect is is a masterpiece and these aren't they're not no you're just saying how much it was making you dribble with excitement no I'd rather much master fact that it

I quote master effect often I quote G mod often. Those are the days, bro. They'll never be recreated. But look at the kind of stuff he'd been making. Big Smoke versus Badlands Chugs.

Who? To fuck boom? Yeah. Skibbitty bump him do, yes, yes. It's really scary. I don't see the fairer. Really? Well, I recently found out, because of, you know,

this weird dome in Las Vegas, right? The eye dome. The skibbitty eye. The skibbitty eye. Yes, yes And it made it look like a giant basketball And I saw the videos of like people driving And like getting videos of their phone

Of the basketball like on the horizon And it does It makes me scared The know the scary thing is when it just turns into an eye And it starts following you That's when it gets freaky It's the big brother eye bro No I can just imagine Mr House's face on it

Yeah Yeah You're going to get up Do a mission Boom Where's my chip Where's kind of like In half-life

With the guy on the screen Yeah You have chosen Or been chosen Hmm See that's the future Every Every town's gonna have a big

fucking bowl Yeah With our leader Looking down on us Our town crier Yeah I'll be Have you paid your taxes

On the white horse So it gets The actual like overview no apparently there's like some fear for like just giant things and I think I've got that fear I don't but giant things are cool I love giant things nah I think this stems back from imagining dinosaurs ocean and yeah ocean is things as well giant meg

yeah the meg too um I picture just like you're not afraid of giant screens you love the cinema they're a little bit scary I could imagine being there when they've played that first bit of film footage and it's like a train and everyone thought it was going to come through the screen and kill them. Not real. That's what they were screaming as they were leaving the theatre. It's not real.

It's not real. This can't be real. Yeah. Yeah, so like a big skibbitty toilet is like really frightening to me. I kind of like the idea of things that are big. Like skibbitties? No, like just things that were huge.

Not toilets. But just like the concept of like a big building, the Birch Khalifa. That's fine there because it's supposed to be that way. It's things that aren't supposed to be that big, like a toilet, like a basketball. That's when it... What about the giant toilet from The Simpsons? Yeah, that was disturbing. Isn't that from one of the scariest episodes?

Yeah. When Grandpa can't pee. See, I don't find that scary. It's a really big plane. or really big vehicles. No, but they're supposed to be big. I'm talking about things that aren't supposed to be massive. Like...

Okay, what is the scariest thing to make huge? Um, probably like, imagine like the G man but just his head in a toilet. Oh, I'm like... And he's like, scatting. No, no, mate, no, we're talking in real life. The, the, what would be the scariest thing enlarged? Um, a tick. A tick.

A tick. pick the size of a city. I was thinking more inanimate than I was a living thing. Well, it has to be inanimate. Well, yeah, because you were given example of the skid-d-d-do-do-do toilet. You were saying big toilets are scary.

So what would be the scariest? Because it's the implication. It's like, where did this come from? Who made this? Who is this for? What if it's art? Art. Well, then that's scary that so much has been committed to create.

something this useless. I know what would be the best thing that was giant. If you think aliens visited us, where would they check out first? Probably the... United States. Area 51. Oh no, realistically, they already have.

Realistically, they're probably already living in the under crust. You know, we're like... Oh, inner earth? Inner Earth. Yeah. Yeah. Probably chilling down there. I reckon if you navigate the pyramids right, you can get it in Earth.

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I think it's only a matter of time until. Matt Pack gets his hands. Oh no. Clfts strongly around. And that's just a beep. A game. Beep. Well, have we got all the skibbitty out of our system?

Or is it only just begun? I think the skibidi-dibidi represents freedom and the cameras represent oppression. Okay. Cameras, Big Brother's watching us at all times. We live in an opticon society I live in Rubicon Society because I drink lots of Rubicon Rubicon as a siop and always has been

No The Rubicon's not a Saob, it's a river It's also a drink It's in Italy Yeah, cross the Rubicon Ha ha ha It's a river Yeah cross it

Cross the Rubicon, have a drink Well, I'm the boss. Can you know how to be normal? Yeah. Cross the Rubicon. Be normal. Have a drink. Bitch.

Try and be a bit more normal, like skibbitty toilet. Skibbidi toilet. Skip, dib, dib. Boring. Do you think that's what, like, in like, year three. Like, that's what they're watching on the playground. Yeah, that's the lit. Like, we had, um...

Oh, no, because they actually, like, play video games. Yeah, one of them's watching Skibody Toilet while the other's on Apex Mobile No, no Apex Mobile doesn't exist anymore Really? You mean they're... Call of Duty mobile?

You mean they're spamming Chunley's dance in Fortnite Yeah In the menus That's what they're doing, man, guaranteed If you know, that's the thing now It's because if you go, it's like there's that You know, the innocence of being a kid, right? So it doesn't matter what generation

Every generation before us would go to our generation my moon is going to be like, they're kids, they're just, you know, it's like a, you know, they're innocent kids, they're just, like, having fun. But now it's like, if we go into, like, that period again, it'd be alien to us in a way that has never been for generations apart to us.

Yeah, it'd be scary. Because they wouldn't, it's a different world. There's no just running... You could say that for every generation. No, I think, because, like, what were kids doing in the 1950s, running one of the playground being goofy? What were we doing? Running around the playground being goofy.

Singing Sonic Underground, different time. It's not the same though We didn't have technology Their mother will be found Different time Because back then It's the same shit man It's just different generation

It always has been No I think it's different Because we didn't play Fortnite in the playground We didn't have that opportunity But like General Grievous is coming right The generation before us didn't have like

Sonic Underground No but no but the thing is is how we have fun It's like being a kid running around Kids aren't being kids running around They're playing video games They're running around virtually Running around in Fortnite

Yeah Way bigger space to run around in Fortnite than on the playground At school That's all I'm gonna say If you're not running around the playground You don't risk getting head concussion And we need to make sure

The kids do get head concussion You gotta narrow to run through the playground if you want to be safe get that extra speed Naruto slash Sonic They run very similarly They do Have they ever done a crossover

I'd damn or hope so What Naruto and Sonic Yeah Well no they've done a crossover In Fortnite They both do insider trading Is Sonic in Fortnite? I don't think Sonic's in Fortnite

You couldn't He doesn't have an ass big enough To map Say no That's what that's what determines Your Fortnite Co-Love Is how big you ass is That's why all the gears of war characters are in there.

Fat fucking asses. We've got these tree trunk legs. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess welcome to the second half of the JAR Media POSDact. We head over to the JARMedia subreddit and do some JARMedia questions on the JARMedia suggestion threat. Just like Arsflash JARMedia did. He said, on the legendary normal episode, James's testicle accidentally went inside, as does happen sometimes.

Alex mentioned that he'd never. experienced this phenomenon despite both Jim and James saying they had experienced it several times before my question is has Alex since experienced the displeasure of his balls going inside whether accidentally or purposefully I've never done it um purposefully um sometimes like do you get halfway that yeah I would say halfway never like went inside is it does it hurt no yeah it's just uncomfortable Yeah, it's weird. Your testicle goes inside. Maybe I have, but I've just never been paying enough attention.

No, because you can literally feel it anywhere that isn't your, you'll just feel it. Yeah, because I feel like I'd remember something like that, you know, with a bit more vigor. You know, because I remember every single time I've got them caught in like a zipper or something. Yeah, it's not like that, no. It's just, it's more like uncanny. It just feels like an uncanny value. Like it feels wrong. it feels wrong yeah your bulls should be in the sack

it's like no but how do you get them out is it when you're cold like it pushes one in no you just it just it can happen yeah it can happen it's a very strange thing like instant like extreme panic instantly yeah because it's like oh shit the worry is that it will never come out or it come out twisted and then you've got to have actual surgery

to untangle your testes ideally I'll never have surgery so I remember one of the uh rooster teeth guys having that condition where he needed surgery to like untie his nuts nut tubes or whatever so i've always had the fear i've had that or i've got that um but mr blue pumpkin has this to say Alex has admitted to making some questions up to filter out some of the bad ones in some areas of the jar cast some of the usernames with certain jar questions were heavily obscure references to jar and its previous iterations such as R&L Alex would always act surprise in question how

jarlings would know such things my question is how many of these if any were the names Alex made up for questions he constructed um the ones where I was commenting that like how do people know that that was never made up that was always like real um I was actually more shocked that when I would make up names um people would not twig on easier but I guess there are so many names just like pooing farting weeing poo stuff like that To be honest, I've never noticed. I don't think I'm ever going to. This one could be fake.

Mr. Blue Pumpkin. Back in the day, though, when we did, like, blabs. Yeah. You'd always pretend that it was, like, a question that was... So, like, we all knew that you were making it up. Yeah. But I guess the audience... Because we discussed, like, what the video was going to be on.

And then we'd do it. And you'd pretend that it was asked. Mm. Like, the poo one. I remember the poo one. And portal gun bum fan Was that a made-up at you as well, eh? Yeah, there wasn't a question actually about it.

Yeah, and the bonus question was, did Alex make accounts for these questions? Well, did you just make them up without making the account? Of course I didn't make the accounts. Yeah, we're not going to like chat. I just said them. Albino basilisk says dark question. Jara has answered many questions and dark secrets

that are personal to Jarlings. like gooning and such. I'm here to ask if there's a line that Jarl Media wouldn't cross. For example, would Jha ever answer a question where Jarling admits to murder? Would it depend if it was in self-defense? Or if they had long since served their sentence? Would you even believe them in the first place

or assume it was for attention? Don't wait any comment about the genuine crimes you've committed unless it's tax evasion. I like those ones. What about if it's interesting? Well, it depends. If you kill them with a pinch you. If you kill them with a toilet while it was scatting, maybe I'll be interested.

Yeah. Can we just have a rule that we don't? Yeah. For murder, it is murder our line. I think our line is a bit... Because, like, if we say, yeah, we'll talk about murder, then everyone's going to be like, oh, I murdered my ex-y. Hello, guys, serial killer here. Serial killer 69 here.

No, we just, we just, if you're being edgy, we're going to put it through the edgy shredder. and you'll never be nobody ever see it ever again but it's like if you've got some funny law breaking stories if they're long as they're not actually

horrific then sure tell us here's a question though from um serial killer 42 if you were Mr Bean and your tie got stuck in the shredder what's your course of action

um easy stand up one because what's it going to do it will keep pulling No because if you just won that the shred is attached to your tie

and it will pull the plug out of the shred of the shouldn't shred anymore This is why you don't wear real ties And you wear the ones with a bit of elastic What do you mean a bit of like around the neck Yeah you know the fake ties It's not really tied around you It's just a bit of elastic

What if you just happen to be wearing a scarf You know You can't not wear ties your whole life in case they gets caught in a shredder. That's true. But I don't know if you know this about me, but I have this thing also with necklaces where if they're like too close to my neck, I just start feeling kind of sick, you know? A little bit scare. Yeah, well, like I had this bracelet I was wearing the other day and I couldn't get it off

and I start getting scared. You know, I felt like, you know, like when dogs get stuck in something, they just start panicking. Yeah, you just start panicking, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of that type of thing. Well, it's like when kids put their head between, like, the banister. Yeah. They get stuck.

And then they start really freaking. Do you not find that now funny, though? It's like, if you actually get stuck in a weird thing, it's like funny. You see adults doing it, like, putting their head to the steering wheel of their car, and then the steering wheel, like, locks. You know, when you haven't unlocked your car, the steering wheel can lock. So then their head is stuck in the steering wheel. Yeah, that's funny. It is funny from an outside perspective, but that would scare me.

No, but this is the thing. It's just like you've got to see humor in that stuff because you're going to be fine. You just got to realize that you're not a funny situation. It's kind of like claustrophobia. Like if you knew 100% seen the future that you're going to be fine going through like a really tight cave. No, that's different.

That's a don't. I'm not going to picture caves. But that's why dogs and cats do that stuff because like it's like a... Yeah, for them. Because yeah, if you got a trap, that's just kind of game over. yeah in the wild yeah so it kind of makes sense for your body to react in a way that's like I'm dying over here yeah that's why like there are loads of videos of like cats putting their head in like a cardboard tube and then they go crazy you know yeah they get stuck yeah because if a cat

put its head in a cardboard tube in the wild it's done it's dead that's it would have to like figure out quite a smart way of hunting yeah tubular We got a anecdote from Jeremy Doug about Swindon Swindon Jarling here This is not a joke I'm genuinely from Swindon Are you from Swindon But are you also in Swindon I think they were born and raised

And probably bred slash breeding I have an odd story from the Swindon town centre Recently I went to get a train to Bristol from Swindon To see the rapper Wiki And obviously we had to go through the town centre To get there Awful town centre Holy shit.

And as I'm waiting for my friend outside Tesco, a young woman walked past me with her friend and tries to steal my beanie while asking, can I have your beanie? So I kept saying no, and eventually they left and went into the shop, and I still had my beanie. Then they were leaving the shop as I was still outside, and they asked me again, can I have your beanie? It's really nice, I want it. And then I said no again, and they left. My friend saw this as he was leaving around the same time too, and just thought the whole thing was funny.

which it was. Then as we were going to the station I saw her again and she kept staring at me but luckily nothing happened. Do you guys have any stories about the odd people you've met in Swindon?

Bear bear, guys. That just sounds like an average Swindon denizen. A normal Swindon citizen. That's just how they are around there, you know? Yeah. They're very

attentive to fashion. Yeah. is, like, is there any appeal and even going to Swindon anymore? Because, like, it's actually shit. There never was. Yeah, what do you mean? No, because at least the town's centre,

like, the proper, like, high street, used to be somewhat decent 10 years ago. Um, they have a taco bell, don't they, bro? Never eat Taco Bell. I've never been there. Um, I've never had a Taco Bell. Never have a Taco Bell. Dude, if diarrhea's build him,

diarrhea gonna double build, you know? Was it spicy? No. What gives you the Rio, then? Taco Bell. Like the beef? It's... Just Taco Bell.

I think if you walk in and leave, you'll have diarrhea. It's just the air. Yeah. But what could it possibly be? Like a taco, it's not like crazy ingredients. It's what, a bit of lettuce, a bit of beef? Like... Yeah, but it's like the most processed, like,

most tortured at animals possible so it tortures your digestive tract as well yeah yeah

it's like the the the meat itself getting some sort of I can guarantee you this right now I could eat

the most amount of attack about possible and I wouldn't get diarrhea do you know this challenge let's do it you know why I say this

because we have had many discussions about what food we want to get you know spicy supercharger sauce

currys cab I never get diarrhea from any of them you get diarrhea

Okay, we're going to do the nine crunch rap supreme challenge for James. I won't get diarrhea. James is going to have nine... I can't even remember the last time I had rear. If I'm being serious, I can't even remember the time. Because when I'm getting close to Rio, I just snot out my ass. Isn't that what Rio it is? No, snort.

We're talking viscous snot. You just do a fart and snot goes out and that's it. Jesus Christ, what the fact? Snort. yeah you're like bile in your stomach yeah and it comes out my own way out bowel bile

it means I've never had to hear though I never have to hear of it if James got turned into a zombie in Laford dead he'd become a boomer no I'd be a hunter Biden Which one was the hunter The one that jumped

They were the ones I was most scared of I think Yeah they are scary Yeah Snot out Shitting snots Pooing snots So you like sneeze out of your bat bat Is it normal to see muskis in your poop

Um Muscus Muscus Yeah Hunter Biden's muskis Causes Of muscus in stool IBS

Crohn's disease Older Cerevative colitis Have you ever ever have that, bro? Like, bugger, bugger shit. Inflammatory bowel disease? So, all the best things. Yeah, James has been talking about dog stomach. Ours has had, like, cranes this old time.

Poctitis, food poisoning. We know that's not true. Wectal cancer, I've had a finger out my air, so I'm clear on that one. Yeah, um, we're fine. We're you are. No, I'm fine. I've never had food poisoning. But you do a bugger shit. All right, a couple more here before we wrap this bad boy up, juicely like.

The gayest jar fan says this. I've either gayest though? No. What's with all the bleeping lately? I get appealing to the YouTube gods, but it feels like damn near constant. Half the time it doesn't feel like censoring swears, but rather off-color jokes or something. Makes the episodes less replayable to me, I don't know. Bear bear and game on. I'm making a lot of references to, um...

Yeah, it's mostly just filtering things James says. Yeah, it's mainly that. I'm just in my edgy era again. Hmm. Yeah. All I'm going to say is the world doesn't revolve around you, so deal with it. Mm. Ooh.

Next. Screen saver says this, hello Joe. I need some life advice, and it's... not something I really cared to think about until now. I was born in the early 2000s and I'm in my 20s. What? But I started to get this feeling that I wish I'd been born a bit earlier than I originally was. Mostly because I don't exactly relate to people my generation,

since my taste in the media are way more millennial. Again, it's something I never cared about until recently, but whenever I play an old game or watch an old movie, I have this feeling that I shouldn't play slash watch it because I wasn't around when it came out, weird, I know, but I usually didn't mind it until recently. I'd like to know what you guys and other

Jarlings think. Did you ever wish to be born earlier than you did because you felt like you're missing out? And how did you come to deal with that as the years went on? Hope this topic makes your interesting discussion, Bear Bear Bear and Game on. He sounds like he's gaslighting himself. There's nothing wrong with playing things

from generation you're not a part of. Or enjoying things from a generation you're not part of. Yeah, just just because you weren't like there for it doesn't mean you can't enjoy it there's not nothing wrong with it

well yeah like if you like what you like cool yeah yeah embrace who you are fuck reality yeah I'm just gonna start saying

I was there for the 70s yeah you know grow like a moustache like a handle by a moustache mm yep start taking

LSD do coke that's more 80s thing yeah there's always been coke for as long as the CIA

hasn't existed they've been importing coke into Miami again true it literally happened it's the new GTO isn't it

Yeah, I guess they are going for that kind of, aren't they? Yeah, you don't just have to like the things that are being made now. Yeah. Yeah, because if you were, then fucking hell you'd be consuming nothing good. Don't like attach yourself to a period in time. You should? No. If it's cars, then yes.

No, like what you like. But what about the Superman lovers? well exactly but I was there for that yeah best era but that but that the one good thing

but they're the one good thing to come out of that era so you don't want to attach yourself to that era nor do you want to attach yourself to another era because then you miss out on that one good thing or that one good thing is the only thing you got to be fair the only reason to to feel regret if they're not

being from a certain era is that nobody's ever going to experience another alive tour ever again. You don't know that. No, they're gone. You don't know what the future holds. You don't know what the future holds. No, they don't know what the future holds. But even like, even though we were alive while they were doing live shows,

this is Darth Punk we're talking about. The chances of even getting to see one was still so ridiculously low. Yeah, and you know, these people, they're like godhood. They've transcended humanity because they saw Darth Punk live and, uh... The answer would have. have been to have seen them when they weren't Duff Punk yet, when they were up and coming Yeah, in France. Yeah.

That would have been what's up. In the not of the, the fans, Bougie, uh, club, like, uh, The wee-wee, I play you my favorite song right now, Weewee. Uh-Discotic. Why don't all year, Europeans say right now all the time?

No, no, right here, right now. Wasn't that? That was English. It was a fat boy slim. Yeah, awesome He's European Idiot No, we're not in Europe anymore

I was thinking about that When he made the song he was No, but it doesn't matter It's been We've left At that counts for all of history When are they going to cancel The shop

Fat Face Fat Face? It's a bit phobic, isn't it? What do you mean fat face? You know the clothing shop Fat Face Yeah, fat fuck It's not, it's not

No When are they going to change it It's a normal face So it's more inclusive Or just face just face face of all shapes and sizes no but it's like outdoor we equip

like outdoor we clothes you know face face of a walk face walk climbing fat face what climbing baldowing I think that's what they're going for no really is that where you've always thought fat faces no I'm just trying to explain

like how you can interpret fat face I thought they just sold clothes I saw clothes for extra Do they? I thought it was more like kind of a surfery thing they were going for Yeah, yeah, outdoory? No, like

More like beach vibes, you know? I'm thinking a Norface Ah Yeah, like you can get a funny Like baby, baby shark Uh No Oh

Cringe Oh, fuck it Man, you're turning into an old man He's officially like done I'm just trying to see the fat face up close Fat face Yeah, what would you call your shop? I call mine

Quite skinny face Oh well thanks of fucking mocking my body dysmorphia No, I wouldn't have a brand No, you would, that would be your brand then I'm not a brand, the brand corp No, brandless Brandless Branded

Branded is already a closed brand No, I know, mine would be gobbler What do you sell? Just normal clothes But it says gobbler on it That could work Yeah maybe gobbled make it past tense

there's a different ring no you want to have do a Swedish twang on it go bled go bler goblah well I don't want a Swedish town because then it looks more

indie and therefore it's in this more of a success no okay we've got to put this to the test for real no we don't what would yours be Jim Um Waterboard It's just

Kevin Kastner Waterworld like merch That'd be cool I was thinking like Guantanamo scenery Ha Not very PC The POW

Range All the clothes are orange well I must end on this one from review tech Brooklyn 99 I think last cast was like the third or fourth time my question has been abruptly interrupted by James impatiently wanting to end the cast

despite Alex and Jamie showing sincere interest in the question crying emoji are you doing this deliberately Alex or is it James that is sabotaging me perhaps what was the question that you're targeting review tech Brooklyn 99 no but what questions have they asked

you should be lucky you should consider yourself lucky that your question has been read out three times in a row I think this is one of Alex's fake accounts no that's real review tech Brooklyn 99 is real okay okay I'm gonna go on the way to look at the shit questions they've asked over last year

they've actually asked some of the most sensitive thought-provoking and emotional questions yet. How do you search for user on Reddit? You have to first buy some Reddit gold, then get Reddit premium. What the fuck? Brooklyn, stop Brooklyn. Review Tech, Brooklyn, 9. Oh my god, review. Alex, this isn't, listen, Will, there's no one cool review tech. I've got a screenshot of them right here. Give me the name then.

They've got the guy from the cop from Brooklyn 99. Review Tech, Brooklyn, 99. Brooklyn 9-9. Were you spelling Brooklyn wrong? Is there two... Fuck. Is there two what? 9-9s?

Is it U-S-Line? Use-line? An underscore? No, U-Line for user. No, U-S-slash. Thank you for watching this episode of the Jammedia podcast where today I'm joined by Alex.

The only thing that comes up. What is it? It's just three NSFW accounts. He's not real. London Booty 99. This just proves Alex has made this account up to flame me. No, they could just be a private account. No, you're flaming me for interrupting this.

I'll do that. Unless you have the... I found them. Oh. Because they post a lot in... They post a lot in the Mr. Robot subreddit and Cyberpunk Red. And London Booty 99's Reddit.

Um, okay. read some jar questions from them well it is one yeah the one we did subjar could we get a law breakdown of Alex's noodle saga that was them we didn't interrupt that one

you shut that down immediately you were like no go on Twitter idiot no I didn't true no I didn't that is what happened no it isn't okay you know I did say that actually

yeah well no but we can no they can't flame us for not knowing law. It's their job. It's not us. It's you. No, them. But we know the law. I know we know that. That's because it's our lives.

Yeah, that's what we said. That's right. Yeah. There's one here about the lead singer of Low Raw passing away. So that couldn't have been me because it was us 249 days ago and I wasn't listening to Low Raw until the last couple months.

Checkmate. Well, maybe just ask a question there's better ooh this one's for Jamie and Alex um low war um shut up James you get plenty of questions

and you got Ria yeah he doesn't no we're going to Taco Bell James is having nine crunch rep supreme meals then we'll see who the king of the does it need nine to cause Ria

I thought the whole point was that you only need one and then you've got it no but James was boasting like oh I'll eat the most Taco Bell ever Well, I have nine then. You know? I can't eat fit nine in me. Of course you can.

They're like this big. What are they called the Taco Bump? Taco Bump. You keep saying Supreme something. Crunch wrap Supreme. What the fuck is that? It's a thing with like Dorito in it. Crunch wrap.

Supreme. Let me see a picture. I think it might be the cheese in them that really messes you up. Oh It looks nothing like that A little package It is packaged quite tightly But that's not a taco, is it?

No It's a crunch rap supreme Do I have to say it again? But that's not a real thing What, a crunch rap supreme Yeah It 100% is a real thing Is it only something Taco Bell does

Like they invented it Yeah And I wonder it's so bastard It looks like a burger Why does it look like a fucking burger Why is it a burger Wrapped up fried Let me let me look

How's it a burger Patti cheese on top That's like ground beef That is a burger They've squished it in such a line Because it's wrapped That's a burger That's a burger

That a burrito doesn't look like that Well no because What are you saying What are you saying What are you saying Alex to show me that's basically just a burger and a bun well that's a cheeses one

this is disturbing what their fries like I bet a guarantee you their fries won't see you don't realize that I you've failed do you know why we didn't sell the technicality I can order 15 bag of chips

not gonna get diarrhea from that am I no I said nine crunch rap Supremes I don't like crunch rap Supremes you've never had one I don't want one well cheese no you already agreed to no i don't like cheese okay you owe me 50 pounds and guess what if i don't like cheese guarantee you it's the fucking cheese that makes you die weird just like how mcdonald makes you both yeah that's what i was just saying it is probably the cheese because it's fucking taco bell cheese they do burritos they do everything so it is a cassadier oh you can get a uh cheesy gordita crunch

or a baby casadier this is baby chino I took paisley to a coffee shop the other day and they

got a puppuccino they came over and were like do you want some cream in a cup for your pup did you say yes of course I did

oh my fucking she her eyes went wide and she drank the whole plate I morally disagree with it I absolutely

I don't think you should own a dog if you're giving your dog a Puppuccino. I didn't order it. They came over and was like, do you want some cream? A dog doesn't need a Puppuccino. It's a dog. Why would you give her cream, though?

Because she was excited, and she's a golden cream. Do you know what I got to take this week? A fucking Bunny Wabbit. What? He killed it? Yeah, we've established it. He killed a bunny. We know this.

Huh? Do the outro. I'll do the outro. I've got a new idea for the outro. Come on. Begur, booger, booger, poker. That's another thing we grew up with, remember? Chiqua.

Yeah, Shakira, O'Neal. Yeah.