JAR Media Posdact - SlopSlush FNAFspiracy - JARCast Episode 353

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:14 Housekeeping 28:23 Max Update 2/3 31:44 Alex's T's 35:06 r/FNAF has reached its peak 49:17 The Final Cringemas Tank Update 50:18 Randy & Alex 52:15 Minimum Price to Sell JAR to Microsoft 58:09 Questioning James on His Lude Takes 1:24:28 Jim's Music Theory 1:29:02 Signature Pasta Salad 1:34:31 Bonus Moments

Okay, good afternoon, morning, even on night, ladies and you know. This. This what? Finish your sentence, boy. I have to, you know, it's been a while since I've introed the cast, so I need to have, like... It has. Do you know, whenever I get my sinuses get, like, inflamed from, like, an illness, sorry. The outside is fine, but the inside, the inside, so there's, like, a layer of, with,

dead scabby skin on the inside and I can only clear it by whipping the skin out on the inside. Oh that's lush. It's the only way to stop the inflame. I was speaking of stuff inside nose I've got to I've got to shave my nostrils now like regularly. Wait what? Do you not just pull them out? Otherwise that hurts man. Oh my god that's the worst thing. What do you mean? But he just just grabbed me a tink. Yeah with my fingers because you just get it there what you get it there then you just use that to flick it and then go ow no that's like eye-wateringly painful they don't hurt at all there's no pain to ripping your heart your your nerves aren't working yeah there is

that's one of the most acute paint that's why really yeah I do feel fun to be fair if I'm at work it's just like that that's crazy that's horrible I got like a nose hair but I've never had to cut my nostril hair really yeah I've never had to cut my nostril hair because I'll just pull it out at work I'll just be like you know I'm waiting for this thing to and I'll just do the trim. I'll do it like once every two weeks and it's fine. That's crazy, man. That's horrible.

He's a lighter. No, I don't. Let's not bring up lighters. Why? I've got a lighter. Oh, no. I work. Because I have to burn off the ends of this cable so it's not frayed.

I burn it, but then I burn it enough so it catches fire and then I just let it catch fire and see what it does. Nice. Number one victory, Roy. So I guess I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim and James. I'll be your host, Alex. Why don't you do an intro? I just did.

No, do an intro. Do an intro. We're not doing this again, where we all just take turns doing it. Yeah, we do three intros every fucking episode. Yeah, we don't need to. Welcome to the J-Media JARCast, where James is joined by, his host, Alex. You know what?

I found out that my hair on this side is significantly bigger than there on this side. I've got lopsided hair. No, because there's this cheat called fucking hats, right? And when you've got hats, you can cover your shit-looking hair.

But as me, I don't have the privilege of wearing a hat because my other cast members always wear hats. As you. You don't even own a hat. I do.

Named two. You rarely wear hats, bro. I'm not allowed because YouTube always wear them. No, you just got to coordinate colors. This isn't just me. This has been backed up by someone else. So, like, this isn't just me being angry. No, so it's 2V2.

Yeah, it's 2V true. And they agree with me and that their woman, so in their opinion, is significantly more valuable than ours. Oh my God. But if you've only got a grey hat, then just say, I'm wearing a grey hat to them. Give me your grey hat then? Let me never have that issue.

See, you don't have a hat. You just want Alex's hat. No, I do. I do. I have a grey be in. You just got the white one back. Yeah. The only time I've seen you in a hat is when you took Alex's.

Or it's the call of duty hat. We don't have that hat. Oh, we do. Oh, we do. Number one, Victor. I need to sort this hell out. Well, we need to sort out what's happening on the Jarm Media Posidat right now. Yeah.

Because before we get too deep into the show, We need to shout out those patrons over at the Jail Media patron. They make the audio versions possible and get their patron names read out on the first or second week of each month. What a funny little larp that is. Isn't that right? Yeah, a larp. Funny names like Bougar Nick and Bougar Rick and Bougar Dick. You guys got any input there?

No. Just leave it at that. the jar media patrons I'd say love is a bit far I'd I'd say love you've got to earn love yeah you've got to earn love and only sandy tears get love anything below the more money you give us the more will love you I'm gonna just just for old time's sake I just want to I just want to assign everyone like an old name oh no from the collection I'm thinking for James hmm

oh there are some really good ones here yeah James is a lot oh man really good ones maybe Jay Diller J J J.J Diller that's not mine that was the Jim J J J J Diller was Jim No no that was you man

no that was you that's how you would introduce yourself but you know J J J Diller is a person doesn't matter okay you're just J Diller then I'm pretty sure J Diller is a person okay fine sausage crumbler then

then works that's fine you can be sausage crumbler that better i've got i've actually got i do want to mention sausages oh my god can i mention sausages okay should we go into that in a bit what do you mean like what's that whole thing it's gonna blow your mind it's not whole thing do it after house keep you know no no it's not it's a simple case of um have you have you ever seen those apple bramly pork sausages from um

tesco um it rings a bell I don't think they gave me diarrhea they showed gave me diarrhea how many did you have did you cook them I kept them pot I cook sausages poply because sausages you never ever have a sausage round round

I thought they're always around because you're not yes you're coming off because you can cook the inside spella then you have a better cooked sausage yes and they split them and you put it in like a sandwich

no well yes I put them in a sandwich but when you're cooking them you want to split them you cook it when it's in half yeah yeah you get like you don't need to do that 10 minutes into the cook and then you cut them in half then you cut them down the middle then you put them face down cook the inside is better I suppose you can but no I mean but basically gave me gave me diarrhea and they're the single worst sausages I've ever tasted you know like the frozen bags of like the most generic cheap sausages yes taste significantly better than these sausages

Wow. That the apple chunks was so big, they take, they like the size you'd find in an apple pie. So you'd be eating a sausage and then you just chew this huge chunk of apple. Maybe you got a bad batch. But it gave me diet, it gave me food poisoning basically and I've never had food poisoning until they ate these fucking sausages. Oh wow. How bad? How bad was the poisoning?

Well, I had to shit. My poo was quite liquidy and I was pooing a lot. Did you feel quite ill then? Were you getting the... I was getting the bubbles. And then I was shitting myself. Yeah. Damn.

And I'm disappointed, man. Yeah. And I wasted them on good bread as well. So yeah, if you're ever in the shops, and you'll notice, you'll notice from now on, in the Tesco final section, everything will be sold out. There'll be fucking shit tons of them. On, on Tesco's website, guess how many reviews. Guess how many stars they have? How many?

Four. Two. They have two stars. Five hundred reviews. Wow. They were now only shit, never buy them. Does it all the reviews say gave me diarrhea? Probably, I never looked, but it's been believable.

That's disgusting, and I'm sorry for you. But you've got to buy them now because I talked about it. Well, I guess Jim has less to choose from, but I guess you can be gamer, Jim? Ugh. What? Fine, you can be audio jungle Jim. I quite like that one. Jamie's not a junglist, though.

You're not a junglist? An audio jungle. No, you're not a jungleist. Okay. A jungleist. I'm not a jungleist. That's fine. I never claimed to be.

So why are you audio jungle gym? Because audio jungle, audio jungle. Where's that come from? Audio jungle. What's the law of audio jungle? Oh my God. What? Dude, this is like eight years old.

I have no idea about the audio jungle law. Audio jungle. What's that? Repeating it doesn't help me understand what I. it is. Alex, lay a beat down. Da-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-na-da-na-da-na-da-a-na-da-a-na-da-a-aud-a-aud-o-dun-a-aud-a-old.

That answers it for you. That you just doesn't do anything. Well, I don't think we could have explained it any more clearly. Well, we can explain it in the housekeeping segment because we've got to get moving because I got some stuff we've got to talk about, man. Oh. Stuff is... There is movement.

Right. There is inertia. Inertia. And we'll talk about that in a moment. But first we could do the housekeeping segment where we round out of some of the conversations from the previous episode. Just like this interesting tip bit from Marcus Britt

2896. Great to see Duck Fat Danny return for the cast. Yeah. James? What's the law with that one? I was even when you guys knew what that meant because I was doing some Googling and there's just nothing. I think it's...

There's nothing, yeah. What's that one? I won't go into it. We've already done the whole audio jungle gym thing. Duck fat Danny? Yeah. Or was that like... Made a return.

A rival website. Last episode. Duck fat Danny. Audio jungle. Duck fat. Duck fat Danny. Duck fat Daniel. Oh, my ear hurt

Ah Oh Hello Poeo 7EQ Says With the time code I swear sometimes I'm convinced James is a cyborg

Who has this built-in Automatic Disagree button It just goes at random And the time code Was when It was when I was telling The Max story And I was like

Yeah some of the funniest moments are from when Max was on And you're like no one No no No come on Come on Come on, no, no, no, no, no.

Think of actually the funniest moments. They were conversations that had nothing to do with Max. You're thinking of conversations right now that are funny we've had on this cast, nothing to do with Max. But I think you're underestimating how many funny Max moments there were as well. There was a few, but we've had more funny moments without him. Why are you shitting on Max? I'm not. I love Max. I love Max. But I'm just, you're chatting shit.

I'm not. Because there's been more better. moments without strange hill to die I'm not dying on this hill I'm just saying no but out of everyone every time he'd do something crazy you would have the biggest loving reaction to what he's doing

yeah because he's a dumb fucking huge dog that was just a cute exactly but I'm very upset at Elliot 4927 who said I thought the comment about dream was bad right comparing me to dream

you don't look anything like dream this guy says People said Alex looks like Dream, but he's kind of rocking the Cueble Cop aesthetic this episode. Whoa. Must be fine. I'd say you are more Cueblo than Dream. No, come on.

No, come on. You're looking at this negatively. Dream is in drama because he's possibly a groomer. Cueble Cop is cringy because he's trying to make an AI himself. Which one would you rather be called? The groomer or the AI cringer? about their looks, right? Like, who they are.

Yeah, just because someone looks like Boris Johnson doesn't mean they are. Yeah, but so you'd rather look like Dream? Um, well, I don't get to control it. Dream looks like me. Everyone keeps saying, he's younger than me. They don't look anything alike just because you've got curly hair. Yeah, you don't look like Dream. Well, good.

And you a little bit, maybe. You just have curly hair. Only from certain angles. You have curly hair and you wear hats. That's like the only combable. do you sing like dream give me a beat and maybe I'll let you know

listen if if you are dream then what is the point of the mask is only he would know the answer because then the fact is quite like that parody song huh

where it's like oh man how does the chorus go that's what the point of the mask is how does it start again whatever man everyone knows who I don't know it's just making fun of him that's all okay whatever man but the point of the mask is because he he is ugly um I guess it was like a confidence thing and then he got all the confidence to be crazy when he took the

crazy on stage he went mask off yeah he went mask off and went crazy on stage so uh earlier 8082 said just ran into Jim James and Rubin playing Battlefield 1 on he see. Ruben got in my plane and I crashed it, very epic. Can you confirm if this happened? It did happen. It did happen because apparently I have a really obvious name in games. CASA something? Casso 35, which is my business. So if you see CASA. You've got that branding

going on, nice. Yeah, I'm internationally known. I'm a world criminal. This is the second time though, James has been recognised on Battlefield 1 like a dead 10 year old game. Oh, to sell that game. Yeah, but I think it goes to show Jowlings have taste Yeah You know, not playing Battlefield 5

Not playing Battlefield 20 Not playing Monofer 3 Not playing Mono Warfare 3 Playing Battlefield 1 The only good one Ooh Throwing shade at the battlefield Uh

Dealen 8664 So could you guys share Which CBD products you use Recently been hit with some anxiety For the first time in my life Which has ruined my sleep And not really too happy About taking propranol

bear bear um man up yeah no smoke and stogie and go to the gym um that

that's a joke answer okay I order whatever CBD gummies I can get on Amazon I don't I don't look it's just this looks like a decent

like you look at the price like products that are gonna have a tiny amount of CBD are going to be really cheap yeah look for 30 to 40 pound bottle of gummies just eat them I eat them every day

then I always it's the only way I sleep so I just buy gummies and eat gummies I get on like Amazon subscribe and save like the I've got on subscribe and save as well like 2030 MG of CBD

two of those one at night yeah I'll have two of those guys before I go sleep sometimes not every night though just if I fancy like a really good sleep and you wake up like that was a deep sleep

what are you crazy you're your damn mind I tried this like medication yesterday for Restless Leg Syndrome? O-L.S. Boing, boing, bo-in.

It's supposed to... It's like a medication that can also be used as like sleeping medication. I don't think what we do is Restless Leg Syndrome. What is it then? RLS is like in, you don't control. Like when I...

It's like this. Like this, I'm doing this. I'm choosing to do this because of anxiety. It's why I always do it. Restless leg is no matter what you do what you lay down or sit down you feel insanely uncomfortable because your legs are like

micro moving it's a whole fine condition where you basically can't ever control it yeah restless leg is because I did some reading on it because throughout my like work life people have always been like can you stop doing that because people

feel it yeah um anxious energy it's like a nervous energy but it's not Restless Leg Syndrome that is something totally different where it's it's not necessarily like leg bouncing It's like you you your one might be like you have to stretch your leg up

Mm. You know it's it's like a different thing. Well, I wouldn't have it again. I didn't do anything to me Oh yeah might be because you don't have restless legs. Yeah, but it didn't make me tired either in fact it made me jazzed Maybe it wasn't really what I thought it was. Yeah, it was like an amphetamine. Yeah Adororah less is quite half-hying you joked um going back to the CBD thing about like just smoke a joint and go to the gym but exercise is really good for sleeping yeah that as well yeah that's I mean it is partly true yeah in fact I think it's more true like it's much more true because like I've been slacking up and stuff like that but I've been hiking again recently yeah when it's sleep so much better when it comes to um

mental health i think nine times out of ten medication shouldn't be in any form shouldn't be your go to it should be turns what you have there yeah yeah but that's why i say nine times out of ten we're like the most general mental health um issues yeah being like anxiety depression the the less extreme versions of those which will be more widespread can be cured far easier with activity and doing things specifically there is a tendency especially in the u.s it's like yeah it's a medicate just go straight instead of seeing it as like one of many options you can try it's like go to start there um yeah some of some of their like um um ADHD medication is like crazy in America

just giving people like math basically yeah it's just straight up um got them hooked but uh crams 9745 said what's with all the bleeping lately as a listener it can honestly be really frustrating to listen to you guys laugh at something i'm not allowed to hear could we maybe get unedited versions on the patreon

i'm not a fan of exclusive pay content but it would be better than nothing um the truth is about 80% of the time where something is beeped it's like nothing and it's just we find it funny to say beep that and then the other times it's like something that actually no one can hear right

you're making it out I don't get bleeped it's not me it's not me it's not me you had to get bleep last episode wasn't me this is the thing you're making it out you're making it out as if I say some horrible things it's not that

I don't I just say things that push They're not safe for work Yeah you say things that aren't safe for work Can maybe be too real And break the The terms of service Yeah

Just flagrantly political like just for no reason There's no no no no no no no no no no not Not true Not true I'm not not I'm not not Just not Yeah

I'm like the self-insert character of JAR where those beeps is that anyone's opinion they can self-insert it. Pick your own adventure. Yeah, so those beeps are like your little intractive. Our videos are intractive. Radical light, really boring, moderate. Why am I radical right?

Because that's not James. Everyone has to be extremes. Yeah. I'm not... I would argue James is more right-wing. No, what? He's actually so radically left-wing. he's become radically working.

No, that's not true. Not true at all, put those words in my mouth. We're all just on a circle, like, going round through life. I've not. My stance has not changed in years. Yeah, has. Okay, it's gone, I've been to become a bit more extreme. But, I'm in the same ballpark, okay?

I'm just further away. Yeah. In fact, you've gone into the neighboring ballpark. It's like a different sport now. It's not ball anymore. Yeah. Something else. The thing is, my true, my political opinions are not known to anybody.

Even yourself. I don't know if you have political opinion. Why wouldn't I? What would you mean? I think what you want is violence and it doesn't matter what, like, what the institution that you're within is. you as a person just seek violence. Chaos. Chaos, yes.

Destruction. Like, you're the fucking Joker. Yeah. Plug him into any society and he just can't function. He needs to break it down and start a new one. Hey,

hey, hey, hey. Go on, do your Joker laugh. I'm the Joker. That segment went a bit longer than I was. expecting but I'm rounding it off with this one from window enough. Hi fellas, after hearing you describe the Welsh family that had Max, I thought I'd chime in because I was born in Pembrokeshire, where I remember James saying that his family reside. I've lived here for 22 years and I reckon it's worth noting that Pems is actually infamously known as Little England or Little England beyond

Wales. This is because a vast majority that live here are either pretty much English or they just sound very, very English. We have no Welsh accents to speak for the most part, and only a tiny percentage speak Welsh. I'm well aware of the sort of people you describe with your family members and Jamie was right when he said they probably don't like people outside of their immediate community. What I will say is that

Pembrokeshire really isn't that deep internationalism and a lot of us only rins the English on a superficial level. In fact, Pembrokeshire is rammed full of Tories and our main industry is tourism. So you can imagine how intertwine the English are with our culture. We don't all hate the English and the sort of racist farmers who live in towns with shitty broadband that you describe

are very much in the minority. TLDR, come to Pembrokeshire and spend your English money in our towns. Don't buy a holiday home though because second homes have destroyed our housing market. I promise we are nice here. Cheers. You don't have to explain yourself.

Yeah, you're Welsh. I thought that explains everything. That was a good thing to bring up because he was the way I was talking about it maybe sounded too broad when I was talking about

this one specific family. family and specifically in an extremely rural part it's like technically in Pembrokeshire but it's not like the town it's not no it's not implemented like speaking of society it is its own micro society it really is like in the middle of absolutely nowhere yes like it what you imagine like a mini cult like there yeah you could run a cult from there pretty good I'm you're not going to have any interference like three cars will pass through there in a day maybe and two of them are lost you know yeah

But, like, you don't have to justify dislikeing the English on a just a superficial level. Like, the English dislike the English beyond a superficial level. Like, I have no problems with our neighbouring countries having certain opinions of England. Because everyone has the English. I'm fine with that. it was more where I was coming from was it seemed like one of the only reasons that they had to stand on was that difference

and that it was like a weird English they're from somewhere else so they're from somewhere else but also they specifically hated our granddad yeah who was British and would I don't know like so he named Max after like a famous king or something something who like killed a bunch of Welsh people like it yeah our granddad is is pretty

terrible for that sort of shit like yeah I guess he's like he's like so miserable he lived there for like two decades like more he was there like my whole life yeah since look before I was like yeah it's just a very weird dynamic of weird yeah just hateful people yeah but we're like two generations later just trying to figure out like yeah yeah There's a cute dog that we want to look after. And that dog is being used as like this chess piece, a porn on their grandmaster chess game. You're picking them up there. They're two dogs really.

The sun chess. They're Welsh. Yeah, the check is. Are you one of them? James is an ultra-nationalist. This is why I say James would be the right-wing one and I would be the right-wing one. No, not too. But I'd be a classical liberal, you know.

A.k.a. Fascist. To be fair, the Wales is a lovely place. Really cute. It's beautiful. I've just spent some time in Wales, and all the people I met were fucking horrible. Yeah.

And this was like maybe 10 minutes into Wales. Mm. Go to London there, bro. I don't look in you If you want to meet nice people on Like a on this little island North Go up

Yeah, got to go up They're nice They're nice We're fucking miserable Yeah Cold Well no we're warmer than them Isolated

No like as people we are cold I'm not Yeah compared to someone up north Okay Someone starts walking up to you asking for directions Do you A smile and start talking to them or be run

I would just be like oh yeah go up north no it's just like I'm not a dickhead you know I'm like I'll give them directions but I also don't know directions I had one of those cold moments the other day

where it's like I really I just was leaving Tesco and someone like came up to me and was like hey dude do you have a Tesco club card because you wanted like the club card price. And I was like, no, sorry, man. I'm just bored off.

No, but then why would you? I bet you saw you use the club card. I said, yeah, they're for five minutes trying to like scam my club card. But in that case, why would you? Because it's just like you're leaving. Because you're doing your own thing. You're leaving because you want to go home and do your own thing. And then you're not going to wait for them to go buy their stuff and then give you a club card.

All I had to do is just go, ding. Then I could have left. And I probably would have got some points. I was why you didn't... Yeah, why did you do it for the points? I should have done it with the points. I'm surprised you don't stand there, like, waiting for people to ask you that. Did you remember your card by any chance?

You just get in there first. You just get in there first. You can't tap on the shoulder and scan it when they look around. Yeah. But I suppose I should give a little Max update, as soon as he came up and he was mentioned last time. There's not much movement. Just a little bit of internet sleuthing going on where, um,

we thought it stopped at the keats. place that he was at um and obviously they can't give details of like where dogs are gone and whatnot but just through a matter of luck and chance and a jarling out there a jarling somehow found max basically and he's employed he's a worker now the jarling not going to say where the dog um because i my plan is i've i've put together this letter this message to send them with like the whole story um his resume is yeah and i was going to attach some pictures and some context um because my whole thing was like my moral question was if this is like a just a cute little family and they got kids or whatever i don't know if i could really ask for anything from them

i'd be i'd be happy and knowing that he was he wound up in a house like that um and i know if i I was like a little kid and I'd just adopted like a dog. It would be like horrible for after a couple months for it to be pulled away. And I wouldn't want to do that to a little kiddie. But seeing as it's like an eatery and establishment, it's like a business dog. Yeah, he wears like a suit. Yeah, it was like a crazy, just a crazy, all of this is so crazy to me. And then the fact that someone managed to just find this random post on Facebook.

And all the dates lined up. There were like pictures and I was like comparing pictures of him. He's like holding a bone and I found a picture I'd taken of him of a similar angle, holding like one of his toys and I was like, yeah, that's him, man, that's him. So I'm going to send that message. You're going to send an email and just see what they have to say, I guess. Because that's where I've been stuck at is like trying to empathize and imagine like if I got a message. So I've written like a couple pages, I think.

just to give the context as I was silly the stories getting I was just trying to imagine like if I was sent that what I'd feel what I'd react because yeah I wonder what's going to happen mm-hmm

because there is a point in there where I do say like I would love to have him back but I could see why you wouldn't want to part with him and yeah I'm at least happy that he's not with this horrible family anymore because putting together from the pictures I saw

he'd been he looks weird he looks a bit off because he's clearly been like shaved which you don't really do to go and retrievers all his feathers didn't look right just looked a bit wrong so clearly when he was given to the home he was probably in bad nick

and they just shaved him, reset him. So, yeah, we'll see where that goes with any luck. We'll hear back at least not get blanked. But yeah, shout was the jarling who found him because we wouldn't have had that chance. Otherwise, probably. One other mithner thing, I wanted to say. My new thing at the moment, if you hadn't noticed.

Milk? Well, because the cured meat thing is going into the distance. I need a new hyperfixation and it's this is a weird one this is a vocal one I'm really starting to say my tease in like a really obnoxious I hadn't noticed this whatsoever you know it's like really annoying it sounds like pedantic what's a good example right let's do this then yeah I don't like that There's no flow to... No, you just...

You sound... What do I sound like? This is... You just made this up now. I would have picked that up immediately and been like... No, it's not. What's wrong? It's not.

Sorry, it's not. It is not. So keep that in mind. I just want to throw that way. I'm not going to you because then you'll forget about it and stop doing it. Oh, I wouldn't forget about it. I've been doing this for a while. Um, I, I, I need to do that with,

I, I, I've been bringing this up, like, every episode, but my C's, my C's. C. C. C. C. C. Pottom. Pree. James, say clever. Clever. Where do you feel the C in your mouth? Clever. Clever. Clever. Clever. Because when I talk, sometimes my Cs go to like the back teeth.

Clever, clever, clever. Clever, clever. No, not like my throat. No, like my teeth here and then if I've got like a bit of a wet mouth. Mm. Classic wet mouth. Always got wet mouth. Then I start going.

You know? And, yeah, I just think it's really, like, gross and disgusting, and I'm a little monster. You are. Ooh. But, yeah. Yeah, well, I'm proud of you, dude. I'm proud of you for pronouncing, announcing, announcing, creoncing. Creatine.

Your tease. Mm-hmm. Thank you. I like it. You should pronounce things popular, though. I'm trying. Well, I think you, what you should actually actually do. Yeah.

Is learn how to speak the true, I guess it's King's English now. Oh, yeah, you're right. Kings English. Queenie English. Because it's, I think our grandmother would be a good person to start with. Hmm. Because like when she says year, she'll go year. One year.

One year. I will have an announcement. Hey, everybody. I've got an announcement to make you're really selling me on this I think it would be cool and then you could go up and do a speech

somewhere no we're going to going up and doing speeches we have to talk about this why this was the big thing because I know this has been an ongoing thing for little years

but FNAF has reached our slash FNAF has reached a crescendo it's it's become Um, like the start of the crescendo or the end of it. And towards the end, I would say. Towards the end of it. Oh man, there's like real, there's real movement.

I keep saying things are movement, but this is, this is like. Inertia. There isn't, the inertia has carried it to this crescendo. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Yeah. Um, so needs a little bit of context here, but, uh, starting off, Cockhampton said, not a question, but Alex's giggle on Sardonicust when Adam asked, oh, you're on FNAF? made me a proud jar fan

because we're talking about the Five Nights at Freddy's and I just I just on the download referenced the FNAF subreddit and he just thought it was like I just go on the Five Nights at Freddy's Oh right

You didn't realize you were a moderator That's a new thing That's like the last week That I've become a mod But I don't abuse the powers I've done no modding I'm just a fly on the wall A mod on the wall

A mod on the wall A mod on the wall So basically Fnaf wound up in another big subreddit the other day. Just unsubbed. Yeah, R-slash just unsubbed. Oh.

Yeah. Where it's like a place where people go to complain about how crazy other sub-redits are. Right. People are complaining about that. So they're taking a screenshot of one of the rules

on R-slash Fnapp, which is rule two. Do not acknowledge Scott as the creator of FNAF. James created FNAF and Scott stole the code. The general disrespect I've seen for James on here is disgusting. He created FNAF. Scott stole and owns the IP, get over it. So that's

what's been screenshot and shared on this 1.7,000 upvoted post with 648 comments. And the tag was from FNAF like I thought this was a joke, but no posts are actually getting removed

and what really sells it is like that's funny on its own and that's humor spreading and it's like clearly building over here yeah um and but what we are witnessing is a birth of a conspiracy theory a genuine conspiracy theory like genuine

conspiracy theory because it gets political yes it's oh yeah it's overtly political now and this is crazy I'm gonna go through some of the comments that are underneath this post the top comment was just this guy who says who the fuck is James 800 upvotes someone replied to it saying

I looked Apparently there's an unused file in the code of FNAF called Piss-A-Dick, who was meant to be Balloon Boy. Apparently, that means that this James guy is the real creator of FNAF, but I don't know. 484, I face it. Then this guy said, I'm pretty sure James created Fnaf is a thing that started as a shitpost that some loony MFs latched onto so they could justify their hatred for Scott. Which they are spot on for, because then this person was saying,

They don't like the creator's politics, so they're pretending a fictional character created the game. Like how Hatsuni Miku created Minecraft and wrote all the Harry Potter books. Someone replied to that saying, yep, just when I thought Reddit couldn't get more schizophrenic. Another one replied saying, it's worse, because it's not like they were born this way or had some kind of trauma. These are grown-ass adults, mostly men in their 30s and teenagers, who have gone off completely, gone off the rails completely, actually opting into being. straight up delusional. It's kind of like a consented to schizophrenia. So they love the IP, hate the creator, and make up a fictional individual to justify still liking the works

of people they hate? That may be one of the most pathetic things I've heard. That's social media activism now. They refuse to actually boycott the things they like. Gasp, I might have to make sacrifices to stay true to my values, so instead they happily consume the media, giving money to the person they hate while collectively convincing themselves they're not doing exactly that they couldn't have it more wrong it would be

funny like if this got worse and there's actually a huge split between the the libertarian and the fucking democrat like split because people want to believe Scott made it and people want to be why made it and there's this whole political like fight over it

it's so funny that this is where it's gone they're doing the thing they're talking about they're making up like a straw man they're projecting their shit onto it onto this yeah yeah but they're saying oh these people just make up their own narrative and yeah which is exactly what they're doing yeah listen to this one uh who the fuck is james it's the start of the thread replied saying basically a fake person since scots a republican and supports people with anti-LGBQ views. They made a fake person and say they created FNAF. To be fair to them, Scott made up a fake person

who canonically in universe made the FNAF games. I'm not sure if that makes it more or less weird, but it's true. Well, that sounds extremely childish. I do like the way this has turned out has aligned with me politically. I am like the left wing. I am extremely left wing that Scott is a tight score. Yeah, and that, coincidentally.

that's how it is fallen but that to me was like when I saw this unfolding I was like oh my god it's actually insane that is all you have to do yeah all you have to do is say no it's something else doesn't matter like

it doesn't matter what size of a platform you have if you convince if you're like in the street screaming it and three people like repeat the dumb shit you say yeah if it's just repeated enough people just start believing anything yeah like like and

we're at the heart of this so there's no question mark it's like we've watched this disgusting monster we've had in this booth like growing and now it's like breaking out no but this is past the point though ever going to control it it's literally there's no controlling this this um anti scott being that has my name is it's it's gonna just continue to go to the point that it's going to be on our five nights of Freddy's and it's just there's going to be a huge split and it's going to come back to me because they'll they'll make links and they'll be like why is this person called james house on twitter the uh the whole pisa dick balloon boy thing i like that's a nice yeah that's a real nice

talk they make this shit so believable man i love it and that's like i just love that people there are people outside of the bubbles are like being introduced to this stuff and they're just like so confused and like baffled and they're like this must be a immediate anger this must be a politically charged nightmare politics is anything to do how did that how did that get in there it could be less political like yes the least political joke

of all time and then of course people on Reddit are like oh they just hate the right wing shut the fuck up you losers holy shit this is I'm so proud of the journalists for this Yeah, and we've done nothing. We did nothing.

We didn't create the subredits. We did nothing. This was organic. All we did was say, you can leave us questions on our slash FNAF. That was it. That was James who did that. It was actually made it.

It was like a snowball, the head of the size of a needle. That's what a nursery is, man. You start a tiny rock at the top of the hill as it's rolling. Set another rocks going off and they're getting bigger and they're getting bigger. What if?

what if this this goes this anti-Scott idea goes so big that Matt Pat makes a video saying the will create a flare. That's the dream and then it's just oh shit and then it's deep dive into jar and me

oh that'd be insane that would be beautiful we'd have to end the channel that would be the ultimate peak of jar humor that's like just walking to the sunset like we've done it guys yeah we made it there's nothing else to even say or do

Yeah, and it's all because we followed Matt Pat's guide on how to get views on YouTube. There was one more from this thread I wanted to read from Butterbeam 1,23, who quite eloquently summed up like the actual story here. Hey, so since this is getting all out of hand and people are bringing weird political conspiracy theories into the mix, I feel like I might as well chime in because I know the host or the whole story. James House is one of the hosts of JAR Media, a comedy podcast about whatever the host. want to talk about as well as having a segment where they take questions from the audience in one episode James jokingly said that they should post their questions on our slash fnaf and a lot of people actually did it to the confusion of the community over there however the stars aligned for this to become

more than a one-time joke as coincidentally one of the moderators of our slash fnaf is an avid jar listener he asked the rest of the moderator team for permission to change some of the sub to go along with the joke more like changing the sub banner and logo and they responded by basically giving them free rain over the sub as most other FNAF fans had already migrated towards the more all-encompassing R-slash five Knights at Freddy's.

Ever since then, it's basically been half-fnaf content, half-jar shit-posting. And this has been one of the bigger running gags that James was the true creator of Fnaf. It's been mentioned a couple of times on the podcast and the hosts enjoyed the joke well enough, so I guess

it factored into the continuation of the joke. This was never about politics. It was just a goofy troll. Do keep in mind, though, that on our slash FNAF, James is the true creator of FNAF, and we will not tolerate any slander against the legend that he is. Yes. Oh, my God. I have to make, like, a five, I actually have to make a Five Nights of Freddy's Wival that gets bigger than it.

That's it. That's my destiny. I feel like if we, we could make, like, a, you know, like a fake, not like apology video, but like kind of shot and frame like one and be like do you call it like addressing the situation and have James like seriously

yeah we'll write a script and everything do it I can put it off I'll wear a suit and everything that would be fire that would be awesome just really sow the seeds of just confusion you know that's what you're talking about earlier

you know just get the spread those seeds you know yeah start spreading your seed spread your seed in the name of James created FNAF Sprinkle it We'll see after these messages Yeah

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two? Oh, splash. Splish, splash, I was taking a bad. I hate the word splash. Why? I think it fucking sucked. It would be a good dog name. Okay, no, no.

Question, what, what, how would you feel? How do you feel? Yeah. The word sloppy. I love the word sloppy. Sloppy-loppy-loppy. I, I love the word sloppy, but I know you love the word sloppy.

There's a weird kind of thing I know, which is men seem to love sloppy. Yeah. Women don't. Women don't like the word sloppy. Yeah. I had this discussion about the word sloppy the other day with a woman. What did she say? She didn't like it.

Yeah, why don't they like it? Sloppy's great. It's like sloppy. It's because I was... No, no, when I think of sloppy, it's like... I think of like a Donald... I think of... I think of Billy's jelly.

Yeah, that's sloppy. And the thing that when you get it out, and you can go with it in simple. Yeah, mac and cheese. Yeah, it's same. Yeah, love and cheese. But the same time, the thing that comes into my is, like, wrestling someone in mud,

that's sloppy, right? That comes to mine. That's a clear kind of noise. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's like, would you not want to, like, be on a trampoline and eat someone into slop?

Trampolines could be, could get slops. They definitely could... No, they get slippy. Yeah. But no, remember when you jump and then the raindrops would like stay. Yeah. That's, yeah, they were a bit sloppy. And if a leaf or two was in there, that would be sloppy.

Slimy. It's like ice when it gets... Slimy and slippery. No, I get slippery. No, James is right. If it's melting and gone great. No, that's more slushy. That's slop.

Yeah, no, okay. Yeah, the slop slush. Slop slush is a good name. Hooray. I like when it organically comes out. Um, well, this is the part of the show where we do questions from the JAR Media subreddit.

Head over there to the suggestion thread and ask us questions. Just like, our slash Jal Media did. Seeing as James has gotten into building slash painting Warhammer models, I was wondering if he has got around to building the famed Cringmastank from years ago. Well, I thought we told this law. Well, clearly, like,

you've got to address this again or something, because, What happened to it? I sold it on eBay. Well, that wraps that one. I sold it on eBay. I sold it on eBay. You lied.

Did you get a good price? Yeah. Got a really good price. This was fucking years ago as a fucking asshole. I'll have you know, though. I do have the Spitfire. I do have the strip fire. We'll sell it.

No, I'm building it. You fucking bit. Why? You gave you that. one time value it more well uh leg 27 says how come we have yet to see a cast with Alex

and his twin Randy together is the beef between them really that intense it'll be nice to see the two make up and have a pleasant conversation on the cast one day um we might do an episode together but I can't promise that it will be pleasant uh...

Can I ask why Jamie isn't similar to Randy? What? He's not my twin. What do you mean what? Not similar? What? Why are you not similar to Randy? No, go on, speak. I'm just saying it's a bit weird.

What, what? The fact that you and Randy are quite different. Lots of siblings are different. No. There's something different there. Jim's got a different rapport with Randy. I don't understand. Am I different to Alex?

No. So Alex would also then be quite different to Randi. No, Randy's different. No, but you said I'm different. This doesn't compute. I'm just saying, maybe there's two brothers. Maybe one of them, maybe one of the three is adopted. Yeah, but how could a twin be adopted?

One of the twins is like. If Alex and I are similar, but Randy's different, but then you're saying, why am I dissimilar? The joke was that I'm saying that if, you're the, you're the, adopted one out of the three yeah but but the maybe if Jim was like Indian or something I am um somewhat Pakistani Pakistani Pakistani Pakistan not Pakistani Pakistan Pakistan Chams please don't preach me on my own culture

Thank you Bill Hader Gaming says this Hypothetical Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella personally reaches out to the JAR men He wants to make JAR exclusive to Xbox Game Pass a la the Joe Rogan experience in Spotify

This isn't some sort of new initiative from Xbox. JAR would remain the only non-game on Game Pass What is the minimum price at which you'd consider the offer? 80 mil 20 grand really

that's yearly 20 grand daily it means I can I don't have to work anymore but bro Microsoft this is Microsoft that's lowballing it so hard yeah

80 mil remember how much they paid like a ninja and then just dissolved all that that whole side of the yeah what was it called a mixer

they can just like tens if not hundreds of millions just like written off like yeah we tried yeah who cares gamble.

Oh well. Minimum, so it'd be a yearly fee. It wouldn't be a bulk free for all of time. Yearly fee, two million. That's more like it. Yeah, that is a bit. Yearly fee, two million.

I don't have to work anymore. That's not what matters. If it was, what about like a million pounds each? Any day of the week. Absolutely. Full stop. And we just keep.

But we just keep doing that. This exact same thing But it's Exports Game Pass exclusive No, I do it One million a year Yeah, but do we keep the patron Yes

Of course Then yeah But I would have No, one mill isn't enough Yeah, that's not saying Ely I would blow a million in six months I would blow a million within a few days I can fucking blow that

You would not believe us want you to like win a million so you can like prove this yeah because you're so confident in that fact whereas I think you're underestimating a million is a million is literally four R34 GTRs that's literally fucking nothing

but how stupid would you have to be to go buy four of those like anyone could do that but like why would you do that no I'd be smart okay because money is simply 200k in investments on the stock market or hedge one manager or whatever

100k in a savings account that's locked off permanently 100k in another one house down deposit a car for an investment so you buy the best one you can 10 years time 200k then spend the rest of cars below the west of no can

because I'm still living I'm still working so I still got my bills covered you would still work yeah yeah I'd because if I didn't work I would be doing it I'd be overdosing on cocaine within a week Like, I need stimulation. This is the thing, if you ever get rich, never stop working.

Because you're keeping your brain working. And you actually enjoy your money. I think if I won a lot of money, I would die. Yeah, I would. I think, like, at that point, it's like, well, okay, I've won. So now it's time to test. Test the human limit. You know?

Yeah. Because there's no point getting rich and then living your life, hoping your next generation has money. Fuck them. Yeah, the boomer attitude I like it Yeah, I want to experience No, no, no, no, this isn't the boomer attitude

Because the boomer attitude They knew they were going to be fine When they die, right? But their next generation is fucked Like, what's the point of bringing a kid into the world now When they're going to have to do global warming The economy's fucked It's not the boomer attitude

I can't afford to get kids Even if I could afford it when I'm It is the boomer attitude man But the beavers will save us so we're fine I wouldn't even think about that, you know We've got beavers now We're going to have like our economy based on vanilla extract.

No, essence. Beav, yeah, vanilla essence. Sonny's like Gimp is going to add beavers into his weird exhibitionism. Yeah. No, his ass will be the beaver ass with the vanilla. Yeah, he'll attract people with them. Yeah. Yeah.

Unfortunate. Yeah, if I had a lot of money and I wasn't working, I would die so quickly. Yeah. Interesting. But, I mean, if you won like the Euro millions, which is like 500 million. True. fuck you money, like you never ever gonna even have to think about any

number. Well, no, because some people somehow managed to fucking burn through it. Hundreds of millions. It's like... Hundreds of millions, easy. It would teach you, I'd turn into Mr. Beast. I just be like... It's obscene, though, because like, even if you put most of it into a savings account, the interest you'd be getting monthly, you could

live on that, you could live an exorbitant life on the interest alone, let alone what other what you're doing with the other parts of the money or whatever. Like, it's just obscene. I put it all into Ethereum Boogie it Bugger it

Well if you earn that kind of money The only thing you can do is Fitch everyone Give money to constantly people Make needs to money Money Houses, cars No but that's fake

No but then what am I going to do with the money I think it would be cool to like If you have got that level of wealth You can be like just pick like a random town And just gentrify it Just you Just completely invest it all into this place and make it like a cool hub like um is it stroud did that there's just this

billionaire electric like eco energy guy just set up there and he's like created like hundreds of jobs boosted the economy of the local area made it more appealing for okay now now this is a question where we live right you are that this person and you can fix our town what would you do um um start again yeah you'd have to fix you'd have to do infrastructure stuff you'd have to. Well, curious what James has to say to this one from, I'm not saying his name, because it's just a bunch of random numbers.

Does James really think porn is harmful? He treats it like a dangerous, slippery slope. Oh my God, this fucking shit again. I think that's quite poor reasoning. I don't understand how consuming sexual material digitally is different than watching it in person. Anything anyone enjoys can be addictive, but treating porn like it's the sole cause of young men's strife

and incredibly dangerous feels dishonest. He could talk about it in terms of his personal struggle with it, But it's short-sighted and a bit off-putting to aggrandize the harms of porn because of a personal struggle. Men need far more concrete ways to improve their perspective and thought patterns, not. Pawn is the cause of your failing, and you'll be better if you don't. Okay, so this is propaganda, basically. This is a common argument for people who are basically trying to anti-anty-porn. It is scientifically proven that consumption of porn fucks the problem.

brain receptors in your head for pleasure you're shortening the natural brain pathways to receive dopamine and by getting not putting any work in real work when it comes to dopamine related to sex is actual sex is the pursuit of a partner and it's that that so when you when you have sex through that it's a natural pathway in your brain that is being activated for your dopamine clicking play on a porn video and getting that dopamine was released It's not an natural pathway, basically. You're shortening that

and you're fucking your dopamine receptors in the process. That's where the biggest difference seems to be is like there are multiple layers to this. Yes. Where like looking at a porn mag in the 80s that have been stashed in the woods, there's certain limitations on that. There's a certain limitation of pages,

what's in the contents of it, and like, there's not like algorithms funneling you down. Yeah. Yeah. Certain, whatever. And the thing is, when you've got porn mag, you've got four, 30 pages of porn, right? On porn up, and you can see the memes everywhere, you've got millions of pages. You can look through 30 pages like a minute.

Yeah. And that's why you see these memes where people like, oh, I've just not getting it today, and it's like page 500. That's, that's porn addiction. And that the idea that there is like watching, like, I don't know why they're saying watching sex. Yeah, that's a bit like. which part was that sorry early on in the question i don't see how watching porn is different oh yeah consuming sexual material digitally is different than watching it in person yeah um that's probably quite a big difference i would imagine but also what who watches sex in person

like um but yeah yeah the shows they're different though they're not that's that's a whole other kettle of fish and that's that's more of like a kink or most cuckold friend Well, yeah. Yeah, and porn kind of is virtual cuckold. No, no, it is. Yeah. But the, it's not as much a personal struggle thing. It's like pornography is insanely addictive.

It is bad for you. There's no way around it. And there's loads of people, especially some Twitch streamers who are really big, who are fucking assholes, who've had this idea that consuming porn's a good thing and that you should because you're horny is a natural thing to be horny, to have attraction. our brains aren't fucking built for the way we consume porn. I think about it even broader where it's like

yeah one element is porn but I think just broader media in general and the impact slash effect is not understood or has been studied in much detail with how new all this emerging tech is like how much

the engagement of media over the last 100 years unprecedented no one no one in the 20s thought that you'd be able to whip out a supercomputer and look at any image or answer any question you could conjure so this goes down to like imagery in kids movies imagery in films just anything any idea conveyed through media through propaganda through video and audio the power of that is misunderstood and needs to I don't know, it needs to be analyzed properly. Scientists got to break this down. Here's my theory. In school, what was the genre everyone talked about?

Milfs. Milves. Right? What movie did everyone, Pixar movie, did everyone grow up watching? Incredibles. Incredibles. I swear these animated movies, like, they create so many weird fetishes. Yeah, because they're all made by fetishists.

They're made by horny men And it's the same way Fortnite skins are now 18 rated That's right I forgot about that change Why would they be 18 rated these skins If they weren't sexual in nature

They just like Growing up watching like Eldorado And that woman character You got damn What my god I'm serious It's like not even fair We're at a certain point

You know You're like a little kid And it's like How am I supposed to pass this? How am I supposed to get to O'Dorado? Tell me right now. I need to be there yesterday. Look, I'll show you, you've probably seen him, her, James.

This, this character. Uh, shell. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Everyone knows this fucking character. Look at the way the anime this shit, man. Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah.

Jesus. And that's what little kids just like, just watching this shit it's not just this thing like there is enough scientific data for you to be able to look at completely by yourself and say

I can look at that and see this actual scientific data and say that proves the porn's bad for me I should stop watching it doesn't matter how many people you listen to say that you should acknowledge how you're consuming porn

look about what it leads like I think stop my head on all like 40% of divorces are blamed on porn porn news there's a fucking huge statistic there there's a reason why

port is not just there's just yeah there's putting the way to put the blame I guess is where I focus because it's like we just introduced this crazy powerful

technology or you could almost call it a sub the power pornography has over people is almost like a substance with the dopamine We literally joked how gooning on this for years Yeah yeah look at porn induced brain damage Pawn induced brain damage Like if the brain if the porn wasn't fucking your brain

Why these goon is so fucking addictive to it That they're ruining their lives in the process We've gooned like a lot of things basically We've re it's like a level of self-awareness That's like too far you know We've recognized with these monkey things, and we've realized we have certain reward processes in our brain, and we've realized companies have realized how to get the most engagement

out of those reward processes in our brain, whether that be porn, whether that be video games, or whatever. And there is something crazy and new and scary about that that needs to probably be talking about it. What else did this person mention the comment to address? read the comment again the slippery slope poor reasoning

anything anyone anything anyone enjoys can be addictive that doesn't seem entirely fair because each one of these things is different and I feel like that that's comparing it to the magazine in the woods that is quite different

there's something a bit more innocent and restricted and controlled the potential for danger or whatever is just so much lower but we've also not talked about the abuse within the industry

that is porn by watching it you're actually supporting a terrible terrible industry and then you have companies like OnlyFounds that's won by a man who's profiting extremely off of what is a pyramid scheme that is exploiting women well like even in do you remember like the 90s

I don't know how long this guy I've been doing it but I remember it in like all these American comedies. They'd always be talking about girls gone wild. Yeah, are these, I think it must have been VHS's, DVDs, early 2000s. It was like this guy who'd go to like spring break and just go around filming drunk girls lifting their tops up basically or whatever. It was like a huge thing and he was made a millionaire over selling all these. And then like recently it comes out all this like creepy stuff about him and all these lawsuits. And it's like, wow.

I know there they mentioned a slippery slope and this is a constant argument these people have against anti-porn stances. There is nobody who consumes porn in regular places who's keeping, who's continuing to watch the same type of porn they watch when they started. Your brain is not going to get pleasure if you're watching that same kind of vanilla porn. You did when you're 13. The slippery slope is nothing more than you moving on to different categories. categories, different genres, different extremes, because you're dulled to the domain of the original category. The slippery slope is real. It's with anything. Someone who, like, has been drinking for 10 years probably needs to have a few more pints than the person who's been sober and they have one pint.

You know what I'm saying? It's like if you, if you're on page 15 or 20, that is the slippery slope. You're getting more worse. social media slippery slope as well and it ties into like why I try to limit myself but I mean you've seen me on YouTube shorts the reason this shit is so addictive is because

of novelty like the human mind is obsessed with new different yeah I think that's why like multiplayer games are really addictive because it's never the same it's never the same it's different every time you know

um that works the same in porn where like the new thing is going to like light our brains up way more than a video we've already seen or like a video similar to something we've already seen so there's this like growth of genre like you're constantly it's going to such a like degraded level where like there are whole communities built around people who are addicted to porn and they're like self-aware of it and they don't care yeah yeah that's kind of crazy it's like nihilistic yeah it's definitely it's pure hedonism like

I've said before that as an example of the slippery slope is going from vanilla to like hardcore bondage or like pain like that is a clear slippery slope but you don't not everyone's going to get to that level of watching that type of themed porn that doesn't mean the slippery slope doesn't exist just because you're not watching torture doesn't mean you you've not moved from the starting place because of to get that new hit yeah but also it's it's a quantity thing as well Yeah, if you'll consume it, the more you consume it, the first you're going down the slope. Yeah, if you, if you watch one video and you're 13 and now you're, you're spending half hour trying to find a video, that is a slippery slope.

And just the amount of time you're spending doing it. Like, a lot of people love talking about this anti-prenography, like anti-antipronography. It just seems to be, I don't want to be mean, but it seems like you're trying to get out of feeling bad about your own porn news. because there's also There's a weird political thing with this as well now where a lot of right wing people are saying the same thing

I've seen that a lot of the Andrew Tate group they are very anti-porn which as much as he's a dickhead his stance on porn use is like he's got a point because yeah it's a pointlessly politicised thing because I don't know why it became like a default

left wing position to be what do they call it um like pro sex pro sex um and framing it as like it's liberating liberating yeah whereas like i don't know it's more a little bit more complicated than that to me in my mind yeah especially in these senses yeah because i want i want people to like figure out the sexuality and be able to explore that explore and express it's like it's hard to do that when the means you have to explore it are like provided by these big corrupt companies that they don't really care about the morality of anything it's just like what gets the most

engagement or the most bell delphine subscriptions they can sell like twitter now it's it's such an engagement base of shit platform like people like you know it's like one of the biggest twitter users is this i don't know who the hell they are they've got like a danny phantom picture Oh, that I know the one. Kira, whatever. They will tweet something and it's like a business model now where an only fan's creator will reply

to one of her viral tweets. His. Or his, I don't know who it is. And then they will reply to the only fans thing with like a meme or a joke or just to reply. And it turns out they're being paid to reply to it to signal boost the only fans creator and it's all this like

behind the scenes and it's not just them doing it that's just an example it's all over Twitter the engagement bait like mirage marketing it's really weird

yeah that's what it is wow like Instagram's terrible with it no matter where you go they're trying to push porn because it is highly addictive but it's also an insane industry this makes a lot of money

sells things sexual things you can't really get past that yeah the world the what this cyberpunk every other advert you see in in night city is like some porn shit and like it every other advert I get on YouTube shorts is like some like porn game or like so yeah overly sexualized like yeah I don't think it is sex negative to criticize companies and abusive algorithms and yeah yeah and they're abusing our like monkey brain nature you know and there's nothing liberating about that you know it's almost the opposite it's like yeah turning us into these weird gooned slaves because

they would know so well the reward cycles that can be hijacked and people when they're like agree when people are using technology and these devices and just press and agree to these big, you know, 30-page documents of like with a suit, you're giving us permission to show you this and do this and track this and sell this. It's almost like, there's like an ignorance to it, you know, but everyone's just bought in and like not really thought about the consequences. Yeah. We've like opened the Pandora's box in that sense. And it's like, well, I can't close it now. Mm-hmm. Everyone's gooned already. What is what it's to do now? Yeah. It's because it's not even just, this is what I mean about it not being just porn, because it's like, family members like on Facebook, just looking at like nothing or any of it, TikTok.

That's what I mean, that's what I'm saying with novelty. It's just we're giving this stream of just like new different, new different, new different, new different, new thing you've never seen, new thing you've never seen. And we can't stop. Yeah. Our brains are hooked on it. But I would say it's like You don't have to listen to anything I'll say You don't have to say about my experience

But look at what it does to you Search and see what the actual statistics are For porn use and porn addiction And if you still want to stand on the hill That it's not that bad for people That's on you You know if you want to... In 50 years when it has been studied more

what's that going to look like what are the conclusions going to be yeah i don't know if it is going to be like oh yeah it's nothing has had no effect on anyone it's like it's like it just feels like people just trying to you know not feel bad about their own use so they don't feel guilty how does this line up then because it's kind of the opposite of the argument of violent video games violent imagery is not an issue right that's a that's a longstanding thing

that's like a position I think I've held where like I don't think you're going to create killers from playing GTA yeah I don't think playing Call the Duty white or any first person violent video game and killing this online avatar I don't think that has the

same mental stimulation that pornography creates obviously it creates dopamine because it's an enjoyable thing that's been micromanaged to give to maximize your dopamine but it's not a natural thing we've grew up not grew up but we've evolved for millions of years to have a sex strive and a sex reward I guess the games the the imagery of the games is not the inherently stimulating part it's the way they're designed and the reward loops the way the games are designed

yep it's not seeing the the attack dogs rip someone apart that you're necessarily getting the raw form it's like the the points you get is the points you know what I'm saying yeah yeah but you're jacking off masturbating and then coming to a porn video is a natural York shortcut and a natural reward response I think like video game addiction can be a problem as well for sure yeah like that's real too but I'm more going going at that traditional conservative argument yeah yeah i think um i think there's levels to it i i don't think you like make people more violent but i mean with vr now if if someone made like a game that's really realistic and you're like from the perspective of like a torturer you're like waterboarding

people waterboarding and like just like cutting bits out of them and stuff i think i think that could confuse the brain to where you're desensitizing yourself. If you actually can't tell a difference. I would say if you look at people who have committed like grave crimes the thing they use to stimulate their

horrible like mental illness because nobody who's committing mass killings are mentally okay. They're not playing video games. They're watching videos on the internet. They're watching horrible torture videos on the internet. They're not playing quarter duty. But even if they were

that's not necessarily an indictment of video games though either no no at all right so how i'm just trying to get to that difference between pornography and that because it's like excessive imagery i don't think um there's inherent like positive like positive like brain feedback from seeing violence and gore whereas if you see like as a man as straight man looking at like a CG woman like Mrs. Incredible. We can pretty...

Look at her butt in the mirror. Yeah, or when she's like stuck in the doors and it's like, you get it! That's the best scene in the mirror. Yeah. Yeah, the part you rewind. I think, like, that that is like...

Oh? You know, brain, brain-lakey. Brain-likey. Because I guess the dopamine release you're getting in like a cool. the duty game it's like coming first on the team or like overcoming the kill and the sound effects the yeah the shit popping

up and saying you're the fucking coolest guy ever born knowing that you've overcome another player out there yeah yeah that's the reward loop yeah that's the more dangerous stuff I think no that's the more addictive that is addictive that's a totally I'm not saying more than porn I'm saying

that's more dangerous than violence in a game you know when when I'm playing dead space and like some dudes skin is fallen off and stuff he's turning into a alien zombie that's like oh that's gross i i inherently don't like that i like the i like the video game because i'm playing it to be scared and what it's showing me is scaring me you know it doesn't make me want to go and strip so flash off there's a level where it becomes so goofy that it's almost funny yeah yeah like doom it's funny yeah and gears of war and like when someone's head explodes it's it's that that doesn't

happen people's heads don't explode so like cartoony and exaggerated yeah yeah it's almost like a there's a huge disconnect or something yeah yeah and often the more violence something goes the less realistic it becomes yeah it's weird that mm-hmm the more obscured violence is it can be more impactful yeah yeah leave it to the imagination yeah so all in all the the the avoid waterboarding waterboarding mini game from Modern Warfare 1 really good

really good game is there really a waterboarding minigame in yeah you have to dodge being waterboarding you're being in the which one year? Which one year?

Which one year? No no no no no no no no no no no no no it's not the remaster of modern warfare 1 the remade it's MW1 from like 20 it's MW1 20...

No, it's just MW. 2020? Yeah. Was it 2020? 2019. 2019. Oh, they're going. Whichever one.

Yeah. Waterboard dodging mini game. Yeah, you're imprisoned being waterboarded by a Russian because Americans wouldn't have a waterboarding. That is the American tactic. Good footballing. Yeah.

They made that one. Because they also did a thing in that game where there's, there was like, in real life in the Middle East, there was a highway called the highway of death because the Americans just

like blasted it just blasted it to shit the estrated of 810 wargs yeah

and then the highway of death in modern warfare literally called the highway of death

was Russians in a fictional middle eastern country interesting and the Russians

made the highway of death when in real life it was CIA funding baby that game

sounds crazy as someone is not played It is so morally corrupt, it's unreal. It's that blatant as well. That's what gets me. And you just know that, like, they had to get approval and stuff.

Like, the guy who, you throw the knife in the guy's eye, Monor Fetu, Shepard. Oh, reaching a Monofet 2? Yeah, yeah, I remember that. His, like, story now is, like, he's still kind of just a good guy, you know? You try to make him less cartoonishly evil. well he can't be like fully evil did you finish the monor warfare two campaign no i didn't even play it though

because his we shit we bury it yeah his big traitorous act one of the good guy main characters is like he was trying to do a good thing there he just went about it the wrong way so it's like what why he starts like world war three I thought that was like his fault in the original yeah

and that's like an American commander was the villain of a modern warfare game cool interesting actually kind of saying something this new modern warfare like the Den of the Bulls he's like kind of the villain he meant well

he just did it the wrong way he didn't go through the proper avenues good intentions yeah yeah he meant well he meant well committing these war crimes so when he's a bad guy he's not even a bad guy pathetic CIA funded

bullshit do you wish on Shepherd had a point, had a point. Here we go. Huh? Who's anti-establishment? You really are the Joker, bro. He didn't like the system because of what he saw and what they did with the war being the original nuke

and that they sacrificed the lives of all of his men. I never really fully understood, is it, in time? He wanted us to end the military-industrial complex, because they didn't tell his soldiers about the nukes who lost loads of men. And they knew about the nukes. Yeah. And they didn't tell him to further their goals. So they was anti the system that he was a part of.

And he just, he went about it through extremely. The fact the modern warfare too looks subtle now in comparison is hilarious. That's hilarious to me. It is more subtle. They do straight up, Carter. I'm not even going to get into it. Otherwise, we'll be talking about it for we've already been talking about it too long. Let's do a couple more.

here for we wrap this one up like this one from deport led weck question for jim some episodes back you mentioned your learning piano and music theory are you still going if so how are you finding it have you discovered anything interesting about learning slash creative process as a bassist i love to see others challenging the brain's musical side as i found it highly rewarding and mind clearing use of free time a bonus question for everyone i'm currently stuck on writing vocal melodies for original music. Can the jar boys help me write a song containing the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and if you're

feeling extra daring, Friday, perhaps. We might be able to get Saturday and Sunday. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday through Thursday. You can't just do that again, though. It needs to be something new. Hmm. Monday's coming up. Tuesday's coming up.

Wednesday's nearly here. Thursday's over there. I like that. Yeah, that works. But learning music is extremely satisfying. Like, it's... When is the point where it went? Um...

When I was sat at my piano, and I'd been told, like, a few of these rules. And I was just, like, sort of... Playing it. Because basically all I'm doing at the minute is scales. Like, if you could... can understand scales and stuff you you can do pretty much anything from there um so i was just like there's there's a thing called like the circle of fifths right so like i won't get too

into the nitty gritty but you can you can work out every major key by like there's five fingers, right? So the first major C is no sharps, right? And then it goes up by one when you go to the fifth. So you go to G. And then you go up, that's got one sharp, and then the next one has two sharps, and then three sharps, and then four sharps. What does sharp mean? You know, the black notes on the keyboard. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's legit as simple as that. And then to work out minors, which have the same sharps as majors, when

you go three semi-tones down, so then you can work that out, you go to like sharpen the or, yeah, sharpen the seventh, blah, blah, blah. But it's all these like rules and things that it's been super satisfying

to not know it and then gradually work it out and then do it over and over and over. So then when you sit, down and you're just like, okay, I'm going to do like G sharp major and then you just do it. Do you like try to deconstruct songs when you listen to them, like listen out to the way things are structured? I don't think I'm that good. Right. Um, because like you get people that are pitch perfect or whatever the term is. Yeah, yeah. Where they hear like a chord

or a note and they're like, oh, that's D major or D sharp, D flat. And yeah, I, I, I can't do that. You know, I might be able to work it out with time. Yeah, super fun. I haven't really tried, like, making music, you know. I'm not there yet. I'm still very fresh. Fresh?

Born fresh on the subject. Yeah. I'm only just recent, like, out of the womb. That's fair. You've got to put 10,000 hours in for your pro, so. 10,000 hours but yeah it's it's some some day because I've been working quite late recently and it's like I could turn on my PC and play a video game for an hour or I could just sit at my piano and it just works out mm-hmm and I respect that yeah I feel I feel as though

you know instead of on unlocking like two more guns in battlefield five more chords means more to me. That's going to translate into the whole of the rest of my life. Not just this video again. It's good attitude. Yeah.

And I'm going to send on this one then from HMPO. Bear Bear Bear Mingers. First of all, I just want to say thank you for the cast. I've been going through a lot right now and one of the few things that's really helped me

has been looking forward to each new episode. So I really do want to say thank you guys for doing what you do. Now that the sappy part is out of the way, I need your opinion on something. That was my name. This is going to be kind of a throwback to a classic jar discussion, specifically James' incredible culinary creations. Back in college, I worked at a restaurant, so normally I got most of my meals from work, meaning I didn't buy too many groceries during that time.

When I wasn't at work and I had to cook for myself, I had a couple of go-to meals. One was what I called my signature pasta salad. Basically, it was just spaghetti noodles, black beans, parmesan cheese, in Italian dressing. Got my grains and proteins in. Sometimes if I was feeling extra bougie I might buy some radishes or broccoli to throw in. Now I always thought this was pretty normal, a pretty normal struggle meal. However, my fiancé thinks this is absolutely disgusting and forbids me from ever making it again. So I need your opinion. Is this a good meal for a struggling 20-something or is it truly revolting? Thanks for everything and has a little incentive

for agreeing with me just now. I'm going to start becoming a patron soon. Really looking forward to James reading my patron name. Legend. That's fine. I got some issues with this. Wait, remind me of the ingredients. So it was spaghetti noodles, black beans, parmesan cheese, and Italian dressing.

No all of all? Yeah. That sounds fine. Nah. If James is the only one liking it, then you might have some problems here. Black beans? Black beans can go with pasta,

but you need more going on. You need more going on that. Yeah, but this is a struggle meal. This is a struggle meal. When it comes to a struggle meal. But I think even struggle meal, it would be more acceptable to just have pasta olive oil, parmesan. Yeah, I've done that.

Yeah, but that doesn't, that's not getting your nutrients in. If you want more, like, if it's a whole wheat. But like a carton of, or a tin of chopped tomatoes is not, like, it's not expensive. No, that's true. Get something like, get a sauce going. An onion is what, like 40p? Get an onion in there. Or, no, no, well, no, on the, on the case of, you know, that's not a struggle meal.

It is a struggle meal. No, a struggle meal. I can make you a really nice pasta for, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, struggle meal is your, your fucking work all day, I haven't done a food shot recently. You get home, you need food, you open your drawers and you see what you have and you cook. Yeah, okay. That's a struggle meal. If you're struggling for time as well as money, then, yeah, you're right.

You don't do any cook. But you don't want to prepare any vegetables, any... You said he put broccoli in and... When he had time? Yeah. Well, students have all the time in the world, so... Well, yeah, don't do anything. Yeah, that's not really an excuse.

I'm just saying when the fact... I've got to be ready before I party. I need to try and get over my hangover so I can be hangover, hung over tomorrow. But no, this is the thing. A struggle meal is like beans on toast. Like, that's better than beans on toast, so that's fine. Is it better than beans on toast? See, I think beans on toast is better.

Not beans on toast. beans on pasta. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. But beans on toast is also a struggle meal. Yeah, but it's fire. It's yummy.

No, son. Get some cheese on there. Soggy fucking bread. No. If you do it right, toaster right, cover it with the cheese. So it's got a late. Yeah, why would I have fucking cheese?

Why would I have cheese? No. Because you're a human being? Cheese on fucking beans. Fuck off. Yeah, then the beans melt the cheese. No, but this is the strat, right? You toast.

You toast the toast. Yeah. Obviously. Of course. Then you put the cheese on the toast. right yeah that's what I'm saying then you put the cheese under the grill

so it's pre-melted it's cheese on toast right maybe a bit of like okay a little bit of Worcester or something oh come on a little bit of a pickle even maybe

oh pickle bean then beans on top maybe even with a bit of curry powder stirred in yeah that's a bougie beans and then you chucked two fucking fried eggs on top as well yeah yeah the egg is that will sustain you for

yeah two weeks it's a meal That's a big one right there. Disgusting. Yeah, when I was struggling. Bigger, baby. I used to do that all the time when I was, like, struggling for time when I was working until, like, 10, 11 at 9.

Interesting. I want that out. I think you've got to work on that. This. Yeah, just add a bit of this and a bit of that. Pasta salad. Olive oil. I had a pasta salad the other day, though, that was damn yummy.

That was pasta, though. That had pasta in that. Maybe if you just added pasta in that, it might be nice. To be honest. I just don't know how I feel about the black beans, to be honest. controversial I'd sooner go with like

peas yeah I just think of more Mexican stuff when I think of black beans yeah exactly like a burrito or

like a chili or something fajita or chiquito or I love chicken I love beans I love right I love right oh

what is that's on my ear bleep that well any final words before we run on into the night. Um, sorry again for being cringy, unsubscribe, un-click the bell button. But... Like.

Ah! Ah! Phr! Yeah. Dude, I'm cold. Fucking, I'm cold. Put the dressing going on? No, don't.

Put it on, boy. I'm not putting the dressing going on. I'm a perfect level. I've even got the heating on, just for you, bro. Yeah, I'm just normal. Lape lape lape lape Just because I don't wear one then I need to get

I just need to get like fleeces Just get some hoodies Number one victory oil Get forget You could always get you the You know the poncho They're warm Do you want a poncho warm

No they've got spiders in They got spiders in They got spiders in What a victory, Oyo, y'all? Spiders on my mind making me so loud. Do you ever open your eyes for number? Oh, Jamie, did you not do your fucking jobs? Can't do it then.

The number. Number one, victory, wow. Doing it. What, what, say, why do I have to wear this? Because it's really comfy and nice. No, it's been covered in fucking jamie here. What is the jar jobs, right? Jim normally does the audio

check Um Yeah because I was doing a poo Because Jim He was doing a poo But normally James's thing as he changes the number Ha ha ha

Don't get testicle You got everything So James's job Is to change the number And he somehow made it the hardest part He's like He's made it the most Three.

He just never throwing the shit all over the blunts. Yeah, watch this. He reloads it like a foul. He uses the new one to flick the old one. Yeah, like a foul man. Then he's never find it. Cheers. Oh, well, let me get in on that.

This is what you need, James. You need one of these guys. I've got one. They get gunky at the bottom. What? You just clean it. Wash it. You just rinse it out.

I've been a bit. No. Just go to Tesco and get like a big two little bottle of like yummy water, like strawberry water. No, that's grim. And then, well... I'm not spending money which to get water. Comes out the taps, bro.

But you need to carry it around, is my point. Is there... You need to decant to the water insolently. Yeah.