JAR Media Posdact - SLURP Like Skyrim - JARCAST Episode 174

Episode Date: July 8, 2019

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it's been a long day with i don't know how that song goes i just know a long day i don't know what song you even doing bro it's the fast and furious one isn't it james it's been a fast and furious is it a long day without you or something a long whatever without you a long speaking of the fast and the furious quick Alex you said it uh yep so anyway i was completely in another dimension welcome to back to episode what is this hundred and seventy five we didn't change the number do we know i no i'd already changed oh you did yes jim that's so smart because you knew how fatigued we'd all be somehow and well no it's because we didn't we forgot to change the number on the last one but jim

knew that if we did if we changed it again we'd forget and we'd get the number wrong so we changed it forward one so we wouldn't fuck out oh it was very good it was very good it was an impressive moment smart so uh so uh welcome to episode hundred and 774 of the jammedia posd act uh uh that nine big fucking shoutouts

to the people patron on Patreon with the patronism and patriotism of them and patriarchism and be sure

to buy a t-shirt or something if you really fucking want to what are you waiting for what are they on again what's the website T-spring

T-spring thank you check the description well I think on fancy desktop YouTube they're just like they're just on it's very good it's on mobile

as well as I think. Or you could, alternatively, you could just DM AdLoc on Twitter and he will send you one himself. No. I very rarely go to them. I don't use ad blocks on YouTube. I'm responsible. Same. I remember I had this problem where I had done for a long time because if I took it off, it made it so that I always had two to three minute adverts that I could not skip. So I was like, well, I don't know what to do about this problem. That was a difficult time. That one, I didn't know what to do. I felt guilty,

but three minute ads, man. Speaking of ads quickly Have you seen YouTube has done that thing Where they add two adverts before like every video Yeah I've sat a lot They bolt 30 second adverts Yeah two right in front of each other

Yeah Like the first one ends Skip it twice No you can't No if you can skip the first one Then it skips both But if it's one of those ads That are unskippable

It plays the second one Well I've also noticed Since because I hadn't uploaded A cast for a while I had to do it yesterday and they've changed where the way you put adverts on the things you put these it's just such an awful interface I don't really know we're in the all put in between stage with like the YouTube studio and the old thing but like half of the features don't work on the new thing yes I don't like takes you back to the old thing that's just a nightmare yeah so I

don't actually know if I managed to put any adverts on it or not I think I did it's just I was like I don't trust YouTube I don't trust this to have worked yeah I get scared so I keep like checking it over and over again but But then I thought, well, you know what, maybe I'll do an ad free one since it should have been up on Monday and it's a Saturday today. So if that's the case, it doesn't matter. Maybe there are ads, maybe there aren't, I don't know. Don't let us know. I don't care.

Topics? James, what have you done this past week? Yeah, James, you start. This past week. Start with Sunday. Sunday last week? Yeah. What did I do on Sunday last week?

I really want to know what James specifically was doing. I don't care about you two. Sunday was a day. And on this day, it was quite cold. Was it cold? The Saturday was really warm. So on this Sunday, I decided to do something. I know what James was doing.

He was hassling you two to have, like, barbecues and shit all the time. Sorry, I just farted. Yeah, probably. Yeah, you kept saying, anyone fancy a Barbie, and no one would say anything. So basically, I laid a bed. Did you invite James? No. Well, we didn't have it here.

That's because I just got back from being. on holiday. Why didn't you invite James? They don't like me. Because James doesn't like us. And also James only eats fucking bread. Yeah. You can throw some bread on a barbie. Why would you do that? I don't know. To give it a bit

a nice grilled and then you put a button. Yeah, idiot. Yeah. You get your bryosh bomb, you stick it on it for a bit, so it gets. Okay, hot take. Hot take. I prefer sesame seed buns. Nah, biosch is good. What about in like a when you're in a restaurant or something?

Well, I don't know. That's normally brioche, ain't it? If I'm buying them from the shop, I mean. Right. Because I've had some pretty bad bryosh buns from the shop. Some of them are shit. They just fall apart. Yeah, but you have to grill them.

So they go crispy on the outside, and then it's a slush puppy on the inside. A slush puppy? Yeah. I don't want to be thinking about slush puppies when I'm eating a burger. Well, it's not literally a slush puppy brother. I had a burger while I was in Norway. How was it? It was all right.

It was really just went to this restaurant. didn't pay for it it was exactly as I expected it was like yep this would just be really average restaurant food and that's what it was can't be disappointed then no it was just

if it's exactly what you expect it's exactly what I expected yeah anyway James continue I slept that's it okay okay fast forward something that is actually interesting okay let's talk about

interesting things in a James week Monday nothing Tuesday nothing Wednesday we had a the shittest taker

I've ever eaten yeah the shittest take ray I've ever eaten no tell everyone about it chick o'land oh you're names

of them as well there are probably loads in the country though whatever no if you Google chikoland you'll get one

in every town like ever there's a chick o'land it was not a good tecray I regret it no you loved it the fucking most you like

I had to eat it you forced it you're just like James you gore that's not true yes you got to eat this and then the next day I did nothing the next day I did nothing

and then yesterday we were in London Yeah that was that was James's real topic He's James has never been to London before Yeah but I wanted to get I wanted to be a story That took us there nicely So to start this off I've never been to London before And I'm not talking about London

I'm talking about London I've been to London Why are you talking about? Why are you doing that voice I've been to London voice? I've been to London when I was a young boy That doesn't mean anything When I was NBA young boy When he was younger man If you experience something when you're young

That doesn't count as an experience Because you're young So I went to London for the first time Drawing Pride So when you're a child If you experienced trauma You didn't experience it It didn't happen

Doesn't happen Doesn't exist Rubin That's how it works Yeah What did you think of London I like I like it Only because of

I've got a work mentality I want to be there to work That's it I want to be in an office From like 12 in the morning To like 2 in the morning The next day And then go home for an hour

Wait You know, that's all I want to do That's working 26 hours How does that work? I'm a workaholic I just want to work And London brings that out of me That I would just want to be that one guy

In that office of the light I'm just working For everyone else is at home I just want to be that Then he wants to go to the 24 McDonald's Get a fucking apple pie And then go back to work

Go back to work James You could say James is um a jerk off that will never take work off is that a lyric from something it's Kanye yeah we got a theme of talking about run away let's have a toast for the jerk offs that will never take work off

okay I see did I send you a funny Kanye thing Jim did I send you that probably footsteps getting fired too I'm still not sure about how I feel about that part of that song that's all it's just a funny good part I do enjoy a good Kanye lyric meme that you don't see them very Often, but when I do, I'm like, that's funny. Kanye West. Anyway, we derailed James' London thing, but I talk about Kanye West.

Give us a, that's a pro. Doesn't take work off. Give us a con then. I'll continue with the pros, because that's easier. Like, I love how busy it is. You just want to work. I love the food. There's just so much variety of doing things.

You need to loop back to, I just want to work after every snake. I love the food, I just want to work. I just want to work. Just keep looping back to it. The con is, it's just, you just want to work. too much work actually it's too much work you're fatigued and tired it's just not nice

what the fuck it's great it's it's a grottie so everything you just said is not no I like being there I don't think London is a grottie place I want to go back to yeah I disagree with that massively yeah I don't want to live there I don't want to be any

that's fair though wait you said it being grottie it's not it's not grottie there are it's definitely grottie parts it's a dirty place well it was after party It's a smelly dirt, whoa. It was, no, not in, it was literally, the streets were covered in trash.

James was in hot water again. The streets were covered in trash, but was it, when it was over, the amount of rubbish was a bit disgusting. And there's no excuse for littering. I mean, for those who don't know, on Saturday, Jim's birthday. It happened to line up with Pride, Pride Day in London, which is like one of the biggest gathering of, like, the celebration of the LGBT. G-G-B-T-F-A-T-S-Q community. Do you know that? Did he just do it then, or did he make it up?

I think it was a joke. That's a shame. I kind of... You forgot the plus. The D-A-R-K-S-O-U-L-S community. Jim started that by doing the fucking North Korea, the Republic of North Korea. And then you could have just made that a joke, but no, fucking idiot.

So obviously the gay energy was off the charts. Yeah. The G-R-K-E-K-E was just nuts. it was insane in a good way yeah in a good way definitely I had no problem with it obviously but I've never seen it so packed before it was an atmosphere tens of thousands of people just screaming literally screaming you're walking to a street and you can just see like

the screeching of like a the whoops and an indie horror game we were there on pride yeah yeah but we just missed it because that time it was the day after my birthday yeah and we were going back yeah I remember that I remember that I I remember wanting to meet you before it started. I think you two just managed to miss it. Yeah, I got an Uber. We got on like a quiet train and everything to get back.

Mm-hmm. It was epic. Yeah, because everyone would be going the other way. Huh? What? What? So, James. Mm.

Do you have any more to say about work? The food is incredible, but I just want to work. See, there are pros and cons to, like, town life and city life. There are pros and close to hitchhiking. And that, yeah, might get killed. Way. I like, I don't, I'm a country boy, no matter what my heart's going to be in the country, but I want to just work in a city.

Do you not have the urge to ever want to live in a city, though? No, right? Do you ever want to live in a city? I'm aiming to live in a city. No, I worked if I was witch. If I was a witch, I have a penthouse with a view, so you can just sit out on the balcony and watch everyone be busy, but you're not. And then you get in your supercar and just hammer it down the streets at night. Your logic is so strange to me.

No, I have this weird thing. I like when other people, I like when I'm in a busy festival, I feel less. Like people watching? Well, it's like if I'm at university and there are people all doing stuff, I'm like, yeah, I'm feeling like, yeah, I'm a part of this, people have done stuff. I feel like an active member of society right now. No, I don't, I like, I like being in it, but not in it. I like just observing it close.

The best way to experience a city is in an apartment on a balcony. It's the best way. With loads and loads of alcohol. No, we've just chilled jazz. And whiskey. Yeah, whiskey, yeah, chill jazz. You don't need people. You don't need anything.

It's just chilled. And you can experience the city life, the only will way. No, that's the exact wrong way to experience a city. That's the way. By just being out of it and watching other people have fun. No, because I'm not a people person. I can't handle cities. They're exhausting.

No, but that's what's great about them. It's like the complete opposite of a quiet town where no one's around. Yeah. There are so many people, you just vanish into the crowd. I love that. No, but also the, like, um... I also love being in a town sometimes as well. Yeah.

But putting yourself out of your normal, zone. Your comfort zone, for example. A city's awesome for that. Any city. Do you want to live in a city? I wouldn't want to... Do you think you will? There you go. Because one... You know, one... That's boring.

Do I mean... Do I think I will know? Because it's so expensive. But would I? Yes. So you can't see yourself just being like, fuck it. I'm going to go and move to a city. It's far too expensive. Yeah, and not be able to and end up homeless and just

fucking smoke crack. I mean, it doesn't sound too bad when you put it that way. You can get smoke, uh, sorry, uh, crack pipes pretty easily in London. They just sell them in fucking, like, shops on the street. They sell fucking like heroin needles and shops as well. They actually just sell heroin on the streets, you know? I don't know if I'd want to live in London, but other cities, not London. In the UK.

In Tesco Metro is in London when you go to the chewing gum bit, they always have heroin. Needles. Needles. I don't want to live in any city. I can't do it. I'm not built for it. That's not true, though. I quite liked my city experiences.

I did live in London until I was two years old. Doesn't count. You weren't, you don't remember. I wouldn't count you were two. I wouldn't lose it during that experience, no. Physically. So this leads us on to the next question. Because humans aren't lucid until they're...

Like three and a half? Three? Yeah. Ten. Does that mean they should be allowed to be aborted after they're born? Oh, Jesus. Why does every episode just turn into aborted? No, I wasn't done.

We were talking about what cities? You want to live? Do you think you're living in a city? Yeah, you. I do. Not London. You think you will? What city then?

Do you think you will? What cities in England? Bath? That's not a city. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. Is it genuinely a city? I don't remember.

It's got a cathedral. You see, it's got an amazing cathedral. It does, that's the rule. So, I suppose it does. You want to live in Bath? That's like a not city city, though, you know? May as well be a town. I don't know.

It's quite a city-like. It's pretty dense. Yeah. For me it's a good combination Because it's in like an idyllic Like beautiful area You wouldn't go one further In Bristol

That's like a city city Yeah but Bristol's a shit hole No it's a shit hole No Also driving in Bristol There's a good steakhouse there That's about it No there are other good things

In Bristol's nice It's like a mini London Yeah Bristol's nice Yeah Wait but you can't say London No Bristol is nice It's got IKEA

Bristol is dirty as well yeah Cities are just dirty No, this country is just dirty. Dirty, yeah, we've got a dirty country. Dirty old town. Although it's not as bad anymore. I don't get the black bogeys anymore. I get the black.

Is that how you measure pollution? Yeah, like it was really bad a few years ago. Like, just so many black bogeys. It's like not a good sign. Maybe it is just the people are buying electric cars and gradually, maybe that's it. I think it has made a difference. No, you actually mentioned that.

I remember when I was working that garage, my bogeys weren't just black. They also stuck in my car. Wait, no, talking to the mic. Hey, people can't hear you if you take the mic away. You don't have to put your finger in your nose too. When I worked in that shitty garage and I was stuck on the cars when I were running, my bogeys are literally tar. And they were literally gut, like physical tar that I had to scrape with like a fucking knife out my nostril. James had a name.

That's one thing I'd always like about living in an area like this, though. Yeah, I have a toe knife. Do you have a toe knife? Yeah. What'd you do with it, though? You know, like, when you wear socks for eight days straight and you don't change it. You get loads of like Sock fluff under your toenails

So you get the toe knife Shwing And it doubles up It doubles up as Like if I'm homeline And I hear a noise It's like a defensive weapon What's that

The something dragon It's like a huge reptile Bad dragon The dragon born Camano dragon Is it Comodo? Camodo dragon Yeah

Camodo Yeah because it's like a knife that's covered in so much bacteria infections that if I stab someone they won't die but they'll die later and it'll be toe jam fault speaking on cities

the reason I wasn't on the last one was because I was in a city I've never been to in another country oh wow you're so special yeah went to Athens I know you did which was unique I guess I left the country in a long time did you see Cretos Did you see Poseidon?

I was supposed to go to the Poseidon Temple or something but I got food poisoning You got food poisoning Yeah, you can talk about that as well Only you would get food poisoning in another Was it dodgy seafood? I think it was some kind of chicken Oh of course it was chicken

Yeah It's the risk reward of chicken There's no reward for chickens, terrible Shut the fuck bullshit, dude. No, it's not. How much chicken have I eaten after the last two days, huh? Huh?

Tons. Every day. I love chicken. I ate a fucking little chicken. Actually, as we're talking about chicken, you, watching this video, listening to this video, go to KFC, gets a pot of maple syrup, cover that chicken and maple syrup, it's fucking incredible. I tried it to today for the first time and it was just un-fucking will.

Damn, you really liked that chicken, huh? He did really like that chicken. I couldn't expect super sweet maple soup to go with just greasy. That's true, yeah, it sounds disgusting. But it's incredible. It does sound terrible. But it works. You know what I think sounds great?

Poutine. Poutine? Putin. Is that the fucking Canadian thing with the chips and the gravy and lump-s-licking? Yeah, that's right. That sounds great. It doesn't. Fat, fat is not good.

It's cheese or something that's in it. Yeah, I think it's cheese. To me, that sounds awesome. That sounds awesome. Anything like fry-related, I'm down for, pretty much. Yeah, just cover chips in stuff. No, I don't like that. I love some loaded fries.

I can't. I don't like loaded fries. Oh, yeah. That's like Jim's loaded fucking hot dog, but we're loaded soggy potato bits. We did. We had, we had loaded fries. I had loaded fries with my chili cheese dog. How did you actually fit that in you?

It's a chili dog. It's a chili dog. You saw it the fucking head dog. Oh my God. Well, it wasn't. A chili dog. I think there are different types. It's really confusing.

Because I, I, I'm, doesn't, the chili dog. that Sonic eats, they're on like a stick, right? No. That's something different. That's a corn dog. But I think you can get chili corn dogs. Yeah. But Sonic, he just eats chili dogs, right?

He's just, like, it's like a normal hot dog. Yeah. It's a chili dog. It's got chili sauce. Yeah, no. A chili dog has, like, chili, like fucking beef chili. And cheese, a chili cheese dog. And what did you have?

I swear you had that. Yeah. What? The throne awaits The best opening See the tales of a deadly fate I can keep going Sonic in the ground

That's what it's good Buy your time Lying weight Chili Undergrat Um City You made me think of something

I was in a city as well We've been all been to cities Describe your food poisoning in detail Yeah you didn't explain your food poison bad. I just kept waking up. Oh yeah, I pooed. How many poo? How many poo? It's more...

How much poo? Was it poo fluid? Yeah, it was complete fluid. Oh, that's not poo then. Did? You get the horror the stomach acid bile feeling at the end where your butt holes just being burnt by your stomach acids, I think. No. Why are you answering for me?

You did. I was there. I was watching Alex's got the fucking... Luckily it wasn't, I've had worse... food poisoning before where you're like retching and there's nothing left and it's just like a bit of like phleg and it's just so painful. I was the only sick once but I just woke up at like 5am

and couldn't sleep very well because my stomach was just that's why you just have to sit on the toilet like you're sitting there and just just like fart like really loud like you know the ones I'm talking about it was like water falling like dropping

Ugh It's strange Because you can hardly even tell if anything It's left your ass Yeah It's just like Oh I guess something came out of my butt So

That's what it feels like to Shit your own pants Honestly I was so frightened That it was going to stay And then I'd have to go On a four hour flight With this

Oh my God I just couldn't I just couldn't do it Did you poo Did you get poo in any of it Yeah did you poo He did He did

No You did James was there Respect if your ass is that bad you would have farted and just shit everywhere no because you can hold in a fart and then go to the toilet

not a child no farts do slip out sometimes if a fart slips out it shouldn't have the velocity it shouldn't have the velocity of an intentional fart it doesn't but it when your ass is liquid listen if you want to

have a fart just leak safely No, I didn't want it to think It just happened No, you How? Just gonna demonstrate No, you do

You like use the seat And then sort of spread your cheeks So one cheek is on the seat And then you're forcing it open And then Allow the fart to escape from it. Your butt hole is like Slip

Yeah So then the gas just sort of Mm-hmm But have you seriously not developed Like more advanced farting techniques? Yeah I had a really bad stomach I was laying down accidentally farted and I fucking shit myself

James is like on or off it's either gonna shit myself or nothing's happening yeah James can only shit himself I almost shit myself yesterday to be honest I was like oh fuck guys yeah I didn't shit once yesterday I got really concerned about that when I was in Norway I didn't shit for the two days really really no today I was like wait a minute I haven't fucking just pooed in a while I get stressed if I don't poo yeah no I was starting to get stress I was thinking wait shit, am I constipated? Because I don't feel like I need to go it. And I was like, I'll just give it a whack

in the, uh... In the fucking boiling, fucking... Yeah. And I just sat down, it was just like, plop, plop, plop, then. That's beautiful. A couple of perfect poo-pooes. I was surprised, neither of you went to the toilet when we were asleep. I was expecting just...

Do the noise, Alex? I was... I was expecting that in the middle of the night and it was just going to scream laugh. But it didn't happen. Well, um... What were we talking about before? I said I was talking about shit. Cities.

Oh yeah. Because I threw poison. I really enjoyed it. It was all. It was nice. Seas very nice. I thought it was going to suffer because it was 35 degrees, but I suffered more when I got home and it was like

31 degrees. The heat is, it's just way more powerful here. The sun. Yeah, it sucks. So strong. I didn't get burned once until I got back to the UK. so out of ten London is a fair seven

actually from your one no no wait wait it's an eight because Nando's is there and that's the yes so that makes Swindon I've got I've got one have you talked about Nando's extensively on the podcast before when I've not been honest every episode pretty much not really

I'd only had Nando's once in my life it was in 2012 I didn't have a particularly fantastic Nandoz it was supposed to be shit back then it was awful I had Nando's at Gatwick Airport oh come on man so are we

Uh, Gatwick Airport, uh, last Friday, not, not like two days ago, but yeah. And, uh, had it for breakfast, pretty much. Really? It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, I, we got a sharing platter, the boneless sharing plat, I think, because I thought that, we had that's the first time we had, when, because I was like, this makes the most sense for us to have. Yeah.

So, so we, I share it and it was, was all right. And I got hot, I had the hot sauce. Really nice. Yeah. Really great. Actually, people always say, nando sauce. And I'm like, you're a fucking normy. I had it and I was like, holy shit, they were kind of, they were kind of on to something

of this. What the fuck? No, but you need, the best Nando's is bone, the wings, and then like a burger or whap. No, that's not happening. I go, I will get something different, but I wanted to have a... Get why I get it. You need to know what the chickens like. That's what's what's, I had. I experienced it.

I had, I had the fucking peri-solated chips. Yep, of course. And I had some colstle. The colesel wasn't very good. It was actually really watery. They do some bean thing that's better. Yeah, the bean salad The green beans

And it has avocado, like juice on it Oh fuck Juice spelled like J-U-S probably as well Juice spell J-E-W-Z What? So yeah, I had That was quite an experience

So I'm with it now I used to be, no Nando's is not S-tier Nando's is S-tier And when you get that Mozambique wrap It's incredible It's just the hot sauce man It's so good

it's so nice it's not very hot though I thought it was quite quite yummy though no it's it's yummy but it's kind of false advertising that's all I'm going to say well no I had the fourth one then if that's as though is it like mild something it's hot three or four

I don't know but we I often have the super extreme wow you've got to be a real narcissist if you're going to have some of this hot sauce the black bottle and then it's like the fucking bean I ate for breakfast that was more spicy

didn't know. It was the first meal I'd had that day so I was feeling the spice a bit more because it was the first thing I'd actually eaten. Do you think other countries know what Nandoes is? Do they have it? No, it's an English chain. It's just chicken. It's just chicken-based stuff is all... But it's like above regular fast food stuff? Yeah, it's a high street restaurant. Yeah, it's chicken.

Upper market. But it's not like gourmet or anything. No, so on the subject to gourmet, Gourmet has been downgraded to A tier to allow Nando's to be. Wait, you just said gourmet burger king whatever burger kitchen gourmet burger kitchen has been

down good well let's just say this there was a gourmet burger kitchen by Nando's and it's gone that says

the power of Nando's Rubin's saying the word yummy reminded me how good of an adjective that fucking word yummy is

a brilliant word it's it's no it is you know me tasty that used to be a thing that was said

all the time yeah I say I say yummy all the time you're a yummy mummy you're a yummy mummy yes

You got Quentin? Yeah. I am the yummy mummy of Char. That's creepy, dude. James got Wang. Well, I was in Trondheim. That's a city. I have.

Was it shit? No, it's quite nice. The thing about it is that you don't have to go very far and you get a bus and it's sort of like just houses and it's... Well, you showed us a picture and it looked like Swindon. It can be as quiet or as, you know, it can just, yeah, you can quickly go from very quite, it's very busy, you know, just... Does it have, like, cool mountains in the background or anything? Do they have pizza, though?

I did have a really good pizza, actually. Really? In an Italian restaurant, and it was actually really good. It was the best pizza I've had at a restaurant before. Did you have... I had a Diabolo, it was one of the white sauce, like pizzas or whatever, the fucking Bianca, pizza Bianca. It was...

This shit just makes me hungry, man. Oh, shit, it was good as hell. And I was... Let's see, I was had some sushi, it was great. I got a free beer with it, because they forgot to charge me. Hell yeah. Don't say that.

You'll be arrested. Ah, that's not my problem. They forgot to charge me. It's their damn problem. Damn it. What else happened? Not a great deal. Eat some beans?

Did not eat any beans. Just hung out in Norway, eaten. You didn't eat a single bean for a week. To be honest, I haven't had any beans recently. No, I'm going to have beans today because I'm going to make chili for dinner. Beans, baked beans. Yeah.

I'm going to go. I'm gonna fucking... Go in on the beans. No, no more city things, actually. No, I don't have anything else about cities. Oh no, I'm gonna live in a city. In two years, probably. I'm gonna live in Oslo.

I'm gonna live in a house. Cool, with that said, we'll see you after these messages. James. I'm gonna live on a house as well, probably. Go out of my way, boys. Want a dick on a shirt? Check the description below. Right.

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you mean it's the Apex Legends logo no I don't know that's what you're talking about anyway I have something I screenshot like a few weeks ago from a jail fan that I need to read okay it was a message on Reddit I hope they don't mind me reading it

A general inquiry that could make a big difference was what it was titled to me. Hi dude, my name's Will. Started watching... Hello Will. Hello, Will. Start watching IHG with my ex about four years ago. I moved to Plymouth a couple of years ago and met this guy who is now 19, I'm 23, and he introduced me to JAR Media.

He's now my best friend and I hold him super close to my heart, no homo and all that. We're both pretty introverted, but I always remind him that he's important to me and that you never know where life can go. I recently watched the video where James had been away for a while due to pretty sensitive stuff, you know, a video entitled Where Has James Been? And of course, it was very moving to observe. My friend has not been giving off any significantly worrying signs, but there are a lot of ongoing traits, sorry, that both he and I are aware of.

He's really not looking after himself too well. But he's got such a kind heart. We chill and watch music together a lot. We make music together. They asked him if he'd seen the previously mentioned James video, to which he replied, no. He loves you guys and he's always listening to the podcast. We might try remixing one of your best quotes and ongoing memes into our songs for inspirational vibes. And I was wondering if there was any way you might be able to give him a couple of words of encouragement or even take

10 seconds during a cast to remind the general audience to keep going. Just to keep persisting because you never know what's around the corner, etc. A two seconds shout out on the cast would be sweet because you guys are as heroes. I don't know. I've been meaning to create a Reddit account to ask you this for quite a few weeks now. I'm not expecting. expecting a reply or anything. Blah-di-da-do-do-d-d-d-d-bo. P-S., the usual, I love listening to you guys. Chat, you've got great heads on your shoulders,

and I hope all is well for you guys. Aside from this message, I'm sure I'll have some more light-hearted things to ask for the Reddit section. Oh, thanks, Graham, for that message. First of all, Jim's head? Not great. It's actually too heavy for his neck. No, my neck is too heavy for my head.

Jim's head is sinking into his shoulders Why are we talking about my head? He said he had great heads on a... Oh, right. Basically, you just got a gap in the morning and know that you've got to do it. You've got to keep working for what you want. It doesn't matter what it is.

You've got to work. James has got a theme for this one. No, you've just got to keep motivating yourself to try to get something that you want. If you keep moving enough, you'll probably move somewhere quite good. Active, you've got to know that no matter how bad things get, things do get better and you will be happier. You just got to keep going.

You don't stop. You get back up, you go down, you go up. Be like Spider-Man when you're knocked down, get back up. Do you think I should take some parasitamol for my headache? Yes. I took some earlier, but, you know, if you take too much, then you can just make your headaches worse in the end because you're constantly putting painkers into your body.

So what should do? Work, Ruben, it'll fix itself. Oh my God. James is right. Oh, so yeah. Shout out to Tyaz, I think it's pronounced. um i was joking about um i said his wrong a wrong name oh right i said it was just a joke like why was graham the name you can do it i don't know i thought

graham was a sophisticated name and it would make me look smart if i said it yeah i always i remember always liking when i'd like email a podcast i really liked and it all got a question read and i remember that feeling quite nice so yeah hopefully tyaz just sitting there listening to the cast and then suddenly he's like what the Yeah Is the simulation breaking around me As I speak Or listen

Or whatever it is Or maybe We're just a couple of guys Who actually care Yeah So we're We're rooting for you Tyaz And if you ever get low

Just watch Shane Dawson's documentary And life will just be Or don't Don't Don't do that's one thing to not do You can do it Holy gosh sorry everyone I think we're all quite tired

Fucking out Well we went to bed at two in the morning for some stupid reason. I went to bed at about three. I woke up about four. Why would you do that? I get up. He's got to work.

He's got to work. For fuck sake. Why don't we wind down? Let's wind down. I have a nice relaxed second half. Do some questions. Because I just wanted to question this. This is from Sergeant Pepper.

Yeah, I'm on the Reddit right now as well. Alex has to, they want Alex not to read it out sometimes. Yeah, I saw that in the last half. I didn't have a phone. Jim doesn't actually have a mobile phone anymore Jim uses dial-up I just hear it to play Xbox Yeah so

And it was We apparently We must talk about You know how we feel and crying And things and feeling upset But they said especially Myself and James When have I actually talked about

Being upset Oh That's And crying Do you want to read the whole thing Well I just want to say That I really appreciate

How you all Rubin and James especially openly talk about crying And feeling upset I'm a girl but in my male friends I often see that they are embarrassed to admit to being ironically enough emotional I think that by openly talking about it you will raise the stigma a little thanks boys I'm thinking when James has but I was really when have I

talked about James is definitely the best for that I look at the last few years I I have this I think even as an adult then these be days where you just need to fucking quiet your fucking eyes out because sometimes if things get overwhelming the best way is to just sit there and just sob what about if you can't cry though I've had that happen to me I've had that happen to you've just couldn't yeah I don't cry very often recently I cried yesterday tiny a little bit and I was like oh fuck finally this has been about really eight months was it was it like a song or a movie or just I was just a little bit just by yourself a little bit drunk and I was just walking home mm-hmm that's what I take

sometimes there's nothing against crying it's a good way to manage your emotions and just to be able to get let it out like if I were to talk on the serious note with the trauma that happened you know back on that old video we discussed yeah this year like I still didn't get over the trauma from it and like the only way I knew how to do it was literally

just to cry so on my way to work and I was driving I'd fucking like hysterically cry because that's all I could do and over time from doing that like every other day it just I felt better and I was able to overcome do you get less hysterical huh did the cry and get less hysterical each day yeah I have this image of you like

just ramping down in hysterics over the course of... So it's just one tier, yeah. Listening to that one song from the first... No, I didn't really... No, I wasn't listening to first... It just... It took like a few, like, months, but it was like every other day.

It's like, if I got in my car, it was just like, I would cry. Going to work, I'd just cry. And gradually, it just... That's such a James way of doing it. It's because... Was there, like, a moment for you, though, where... It's always you're on your own, aren't you, in your car. It's because, obviously, the car is a significant thing for that trauma.

So it's like that triggers it completely. The car is so loud as well. that no one can hear you crying in it you can really go for it like I'm shaking so much that's why I'm crying not because I'm like yeah but was there a moment for you where like a tangible memorable

core memory for you where it sort of clicked and you were like suddenly maybe didn't care about you know crying or whatever expressing yourself a bit more there's nothing that there's nothing that click that we not care about crying it's just like

that specific thing I stopped crying because I just I accepted that that stuff happened and I moved on that's why that stopped but you know sometimes you just cry and you just need to and there's no problem with that you know I it's like I prefer to see

any of you cry than to not like hide it if I have to come in with you sobbing your eyes out I don't care I just want to make sure you're good James just said it sounded like he said if I have to come in you while you're crying you just cry That sounds so fucking night wrong.

Oh, God. No, but you know what I mean. That's fucked up, dude. It's like if you're really, really down and you're really upset, it's like, I don't want you to hold it in. I'd rather you just to break out tears in front of me so I can help you and support you. And I think people need to do that more often. You just need it.

No, for sure. Go to the person you trust most and just cry because they will help you and they will talk to you about it. That's what you should do. what I spoke to my dad when I got in yesterday you need to have someone you know

you're willing to open up to a bit did I really actually say that no it just it sounded like you muffled it was like come in on come with or come

and in my head I was like you nearly said that that's funny but yeah that's like the honest so I think you should

if you have to just try to make sure to care for yourself and cry when you need to well it's not even just about crying there's just a whole like it's communication

and the the beltman specifically have an issue with communication Jamie can not even speak English no it's just oh what oh my god Jim

I think the purpose of crying is and I learnt this from the movie from a Pixar movie but the purpose of crying. The purpose of crying is to show other people that you need help. That's why babies do it, isn't it? Well, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, it's also like a nice, I guess, cathartic pressure release as well. That's probably your, like, your body releasing emotions.

Like, yeah. Do you know, I think, I think there's also like good crying. You can cry for like a good moment. Yeah, like if you're crying at a movie, it's not necessarily, there's happy crying, like Kungu Panda too, of course. Dude, that I almost, that made me sob up a little bit. It was just like, Yes Pardon me Lord of the Rings Had me tearing up When I finished

The third one Actually even moments That weren't even like Emotional I was just like this is so fucking good Well even like In Avengers Endgame That moment with the like

All the portals opening Yeah it's overwhelming Yeah It's overwhelming is the word That was a bad cry I was so like I didn't feel sad Or anything like that

I'm just like I can't believe I'm looking at what I'm seeing right now This is so absurdly, like, epic. I felt so close to having, like, a seizure, though. Yeah, I was like, oh, no, it was the opening shot of that whole, like, the reveal. That was that, they peaked there, and then it was starting to get a bit like, oh, my God, from here. And then he's all Avengers. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, oh, oh! Yeah. And that's very satisfying. And then he says it. Oh, God. That was pretty awesome time. Yeah. I guess we should have worn for spoilers, but if you haven't seen it by now, like, what you're doing?

well we didn't support that much yeah but yeah that's the advice you've got so yes yeah just cry force it out like you drop an ice cream cry

cry you uh you say the wrong word in a sentence cry it's probably hell you know there are those people that like just the tiniest thing makes them cry yeah it might be healthier than the opposite

burying it down well I mean there's probably an underlying problem if like well you're not like fucking not fucking everything I mean like... Yeah, I mean at appropriate times. When you see someone crying, you give them a good cuddle.

No, but it's not even just about crying, though. Because it's like you can just talk about your emotions. Mm-hmm. Like, that's it. Like, whether you're happy or sad. Or angry or funny. Or normal. Or just normal.

Normal, yeah. No, but there are, um, I don't know what it's like outside of the UK. Um, but there are, like, websites and stuff with, like, um, I wouldn't recommend, like, chat rooms or anything like that. Those can be pretty toxic, but more like, professional one-on-one, like, conversation. Yeah, like, go on, go on Xbox, uh, help. Don't work. Those websites, they are quite dodgy. No, no, no, no, one's, like, NHS, like, fucking legit.

There's, like, nice. There's some private corporations in America that do that, where you pay, like, $100 a month, and then not, they're not worth. well those type of ones they don't go to them go to a fit popper that's why I said like don't go to chat rooms and things like that because that can it's just you made it sound like these services people come to the NHS all the country are in go to yeah fly to the UK go to the NHS find the NHS headquarters find it even that part was stressing me out as well because the NHS is in a fucking crisis and like they have no money so of course I don't think they've ever had any money but things like mental health

obviously take a back seat to people who are immediately going to die. So things like the... Well, isn't depression in a severe case, they're immediately going to die? If they're literally calling up because they're going to... Yeah, if they're suicidal, then you can be like taken into... But I mean, it's not just about that. If you just have depression and every day is a struggle, even with the NHS, you still have to pay for a therapist if you're over the age of 18.

So like... What a therapist? They've got to make money. yeah I mean money makes the world go around it's a tricky about beans beans

yeah find things to distract you keep you busy engaged like but also address the problem with someone close to you well yeah don't hide it make sure you're

talking to people about make sure that if you're feeling very sad about things what you do is you get up every day you walk around to the Belkman household you bring your heart

drive it's got just course three on it you play it like just because you've probably been the same music got yourself another fucking christmas meal deal because you know they got this christmas like three months again and then you sit there you know and then you just play just course three all the time yeah but you just sit there sometimes one of the beltmans he hasn't got autosave on on his fucking laptop fucking premiere he loses loads of progress what do you say I probably should have say it shouldn't you you're right you are right in that situation but no one wants to I don't know how that's gonna help someone you're just like In

It's a true story And that's where my intense depression began Me, you say you probably should have saved Yeah And everyone expresses themselves slightly differently of course Like I just start pissing

I've seen I cry from my fucking dick What the So if you ever See me with Piss pants You know what's going down no James is the

Piss Tribble Queen No you got to do the trick where you like Gently lift your balls up a bit And then extra piss Cause My problem What? You start cupping your testicles No do you not know that life

Howell Well if you're pissing You know to There's the inevitable You know Pistrible Yeah No you just squeeze it

No no no no No there's like a technique Where if you like I don't I don't know how to fucking explain it Without doing it You're saying You're saying to

your testicles it's something to do with the nuts if you like lift them in a certain way and then like just a lovely little stream just comes out and then no pistol so I guess it's about like making it to try it everyone at home and report back I can't describe it but I can kind of imagine

why I'm like yeah I can see why that would make sense it works I get it cup them well don't fumble yourself in public we're talking about dealing with different ways it wouldn't be in public though would it still talking about it might be why would someone be pissing in public

there's already a crime no like it in a public toilet. What's one you're in a public toilet? Nobody's gonna see. If you're sat there

like fondling your balls for fucking 30 seconds. I'm thinking of in a stool because I only go in stores. I use uranorts.

I don't use urinals. So yeah, I'd cut my testicles in a touch shit. Apart from my own junk.

I quite like using a stool if it's one available. Yeah. No, I only use a store. I go on my phone a sec while I'm

pissing just like but I don't stand up to go fart when you piss if there's a fart in me that fart leaves me while I'm pissing yeah that's like that's a bonus that's like yeah that would naturally happen because I'm sitting down especially if it's a stink you've been in a car for like two hours yeah and you've been sat awkwardly so you have you've farts have built up

because you can't fart because you're sat and you feel very uncomfortable yeah do you guys piss when you fart uh yes yeah yeah I do have you ever done a shit without pissing. No. This has been a very shit and piss heavy episode. I have. I wanted to say something because you said about people doing the things in different ways. But then they kept going with the piss. I was just going to say something like okay. The ideal of things were just intense, far too frequent levity. It's like well, time to just make jokes and no one what's

to fucking here. Well that's why let's go baby wisecracks motherfucker. On the like Iron Man. But. No on the last episode of the Jockust that I wasn't on. I listened to it and you guys talked about that YouTube etiquette who killed himself yeah and he did that very thing what committed to her side it's nicer okay whatever but you know he was he was known for being like an ultramima yeah that's how he like expressed himself but he like went too deep it's like yeah that's fuck why why is it going from like good advice to shit jokes and shit well to

That's what it's all about. It's not for us to say it's good advice. We ain't fucking therapists. Yeah, I don't, I don't say it's good. I'm just saying it's not bad advice, because bad advice would be to encourage something really dumb. Yeah. Or, you know.

We don't, no, it's not, we don't encourage unhealthy behaviors. Who are we to decide what unhealthy behavior is? Yeah, exactly. We ain't, uh, killing oneself, possibly isn't healthy behavior. Well, I mean, it's literally not. Yeah, it's not healthy. You can't be healthy if you're alive. It's not healthy behavior.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're dead. well yeah best best not to do that really next topic yeah let's do i have 11 minutes left yeah next topic let's do i have there's one here that's you know a bit more a bit of levity for us from uh edel wise uh what you have to you have let me see how for fuck sake let me see it there you have five seconds to completely ruin your job interview from valky o'clock chronicles one nobody gives a shit No one cares. Shut up.

You have five seconds to completely ruin your job interview. What do you do? Just say the M word. No, that is... What if you're, like, being interviewed to be, like, a rapper and... Or something. And you're, you know... Okay.

This is how you do it. I'm a part of a YouTube channel called Jarm Media. What you say is, I'm only doing this because I want to make money. That's it. No, but some Peter Lace is... What if they were like, man, this guy is... just to the point you're a salesperson your sales driven you're like I want to make money yeah I'm gonna make you money I'm gonna make me money that's what I'm gonna do

that sounds like a great way to get the job so maybe not yeah wait is it what you say or what you do you know on the fucking desk yeah just says five seconds to completely ruin a job interview I'm attack the person who's interviewing you yeah just just strip down and like you know and then attack no no you stand up you're wearing a suit right You unzip and you just put your dick and boards through the zip. You get arrested for that one. No, what if your interview, if you're being interviewed to be a stripper? And you whip out your monster dong.

And they're just really impressed and you get the job instantly. No, this is why. No, my one wins. Like attacking. No, I have a better one, Jim. It's more subtle. No, what if it's for UFC, though? You don't get interviewed.

And they're so impressed that you beat the shit out of then. You'd be the shit out of Dana White. This one. No, they ask, why do you want to work here? In silence, you stand up, kind of aggressively walk over to them. And you know, like, what little kids always do to, like, their siblings or whatever, or their friends. They're, like, pretend to punch them really close in their face. Just keep doing that.

Just don't address anything they're saying. You only have five seconds, though. Yeah, do it really fast, obviously. No, this is why... You go there, you like, pinch them. Like, on their nipples. You just pinch their arms and shit. No, this is why, like, it's five seconds.

You've got to be kicked out in five seconds, so stand up, pick up the chase out and hit them. No, no, you just, you save up, you fucking eat loads of beans in the morning before the interview. You go into the interview and you like save up as big of a fart as you can. They ask the question and then you just turn around and fucking Ace Ventura face towards them and just let it. No, that's not the way to do it. Yes, it is. Just do a five second long fart. No, what you go is you go in with hay-foof and you just do this.

on the desk I think a good way to not get the job interview would be to walk in there and like cut your own hand off or something just bleed everywhere like a huge butcher's knife we give healthy good advice on chart

I mean I don't think you should do any of this just walk in chop your fucking off bleed out everywhere it'll be really good eat your own flesh that's pretty good what if what if you were being um

interviewed for Cannibal Holocaust fucking eight. No. All right, well, anyway, we know what Alex's next dog's gonna be called, his third dog. Didn't I should talk about the doggy? No, we're gonna wait,

it's a sequel to Ville. Thrond. He's already fucking told you. I really revealed it, though. Not everyone sees him out. But Alex's next dog is gonna be called Thron. And my next cat is going to be called

fucking idiot. The next dog is going to be called Throne. Mormulus. If it goes well, I should have another dog by the next episode. Don't deny, it works.

It's cringy. No, it's not. Romulus. How can you shorten Romulus? Romulus. No. Romulus, who's that after? Ron.

Romulus. Run. The two brothers who founded the city of Rome. Next question. Oh, right, okay. It works of Gaius. Because Gaius is Gaius Kaiser who found the women of employer. I'm going to actually Rome in about two weeks.

Damn. No, everyone here. Jealous of me, James. Oh, yes. I'm going to see the Coliseum. Good, do it then. Do that. yeah literally lucio has one for james

great peter room oh my god that's how you ruin the fucking interview yeah exactly totally remorselessly or whatever just what if what if it's an interview for fucking jim stop fuck no what if it's an interview for fucking oh fuck was that that movie about fucking ron weasley

going into space with farts oh thunderpants You'll stop excusing your shitty behaviour What? James, this is for you What is James' opinion on the Pixar Cars films? Yeah, I saw that one.

I don't really like them. I was going to say about it. You like them? I don't like them. They're not that good. Guys, which member of JAR are you? I feel like I'm kind of a James at heart. I probably say that Pillar-We-Pillow. Ask which member of Jarre is.

Ruben's Duckpillar Gaming James James Jim would be Jim Alex will be Alex and I would be Agie apparently No

No no no No James would be Alex wearing The alien hat thing Yeah That makes sense That makes sense

We are kind of all the same So it's like What are you talking about? Um Okay then Do you ever get swayed? I should probably read it who said it actually

because I like this one it's a non-mean one that we could talk about for like, I don't know we haven't got five minutes No, do it now, come on I'll do it bro Okay, five minutes is a long time

This is from Elias 522 Do you ever get heavily swayed By a review or something you like I used to like Tranquility base

by the Arctic Monkeys And I saw Fantanis review and now I don't know how I feel about it Right You ever get, do you ever have a review, change your opinion It could be for better

or for worse you could end up liking something more than he used to because something, or, yeah, it doesn't have to. No, I'm an individual. Group think. No, uh, group think has to. I don't, that's why I don't consume that stuff.

If I enjoy it and I enjoy it, I don't need to, I don't, I don't know. It's not about being challenged. It's just like, I just need to not bother. It's like, if someone's going to critique the center documentary, it's like, it depends what it is and what the points are. I like watching reviews of things, but only by I trusted reviewers, so to speak. Like, I watch Fontano's fucking reviews, and there are albums that I like more than he likes,

and I'm like, okay, I disagree. That's fine. I still like it. Because ultimately, for me anyway, reviews sort of like a gut feeling. Yeah. Well, he always says, I'm feeling a, you have your feeling, and then you start, you think about, you articulate your feeling. Yeah, you do the pros and cons, and then you kind of just, yeah, and you evaluate it based on that.

I've had, yeah, I've had both things happen And yeah, there are loads of review videos I didn't agree with, loads I did, bitch smacking Blip, blip, blip, blip. And it does, it helps most when you're sort of conflicted on something. You're not sure how to feel.

I mean, I've had one, things I have liked, and then Fantano points something out, he points, and I'm like, oh, Christ, now you've said that, that's made me think about it, and I'm like, yeah, that is kind of shit. But then there's also, like, the opposite thing where you might

make a point about something he really doesn't like and you just don't see it. But then every time you hear it you think about that critique of it and you're trying to empathise and understand what he doesn't like and that's the same for you know any... If I were

to answer the question truthfully it might be different and that's that. Right. I appreciate that answer. Come on we can squeeze in a couple more let's do this. I'll find one in Ruben find one. I'll do this one. Alpha Jarling. Best and worst

UK accents. Worst? Wilshire. Yeah. No. See, for me, it's going to sound bad, but a lot of accents work on certain genders.

Like, I really like the heavy Wilcher accent on like gruff fucking wrinkly old men. There's something about that that's quite charming to me. Actually, no, that one's not even a gender. I like the... I like it on certain women as well, but there are accents.

Oh, no, older people. I don't like the Wilcher accent on young people. Yeah, that's what... Old people I do like. So, young Wiltshire people. Are we going to include, like, Ireland and Scotland, then? Did they say the UK? Yeah.

Yes. Okay, well, those are top tier for me. I think they're both... Really? Exceptional accents. But also both really hard to understand. Really thick ones, but, you know, obviously the variation is huge. What about the Queen's English?

Where does that land? That's a good one. It is good. You can't go wrong with it. I'm thinking of, like, Geordy Shore, that accent. Oh, fuck. More like Scouse's and whatnot. Or Geordie accent.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I can't understand it, though. See, but then a good northern accent is awesome. Yeah. It's just like each one has the same. Let's quickly say the best. Because, uh, time, time, time.

I got a question, though. Quick, decide your best. Best Irish. Worst. Uh, done. Um, actually... Sorry for you. No, young Wiltshire.

Yeah, young Wiltshire. Fuck him. Quick group and we've got one minute. All right. This comes from Sputnik 11. Why does James hate Evangelion? I just want to down to that. I want to see if James could do something funny.

Yeah, if I don't. I like Evangelion. I respect it. Wouldn't want to watch it ever again because it's just... Because it's shit? If I want to watch it, I just... I'd go on the Wikipedia and read it. What the fuck are you talking about?

And with that's head. This is a fucked up thing you'd ever say it. If I wanted to watch it, I'd read it. I'd get more experience, a better time out of reading the story. I'll rewatch it, I'll rewatch it, originally. Don't watch you on Netflix. Whatever. Don't know, don't watch your Netflix.

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