JAR Media Posdact - (Slushpuppy)

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:12 Housekeeping 06:22 Alex Addresses The Rea Situation 16:59 Alex addresses the intense Reddit Drama 34:09 What is crypto? 44:43 Mid Break 46:59 Alex Reveals his DNA

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. My name's James. Today, I'm joined with Jamie and Alex. This is JARCast episode 339. I'm Jamie. And I'm Jamie. Sodium chloride. We've got some interesting subjects today.

We've got some pretty life-changing reveals. True. That's sorry that's a micro-transaction, so you can have to get that reveal for 15 pound but if you do get DLC everything will carry forward from all the 339 episodes of the cast great

you deserve a big fat stogie for this businessman and you business man in over here no but being a businessman is literally just be impulsive being impulsive I want a bit of cavio on my Lamborghini merchelago

okay let's charge him another 50 pound it's like you're so fucking ridiculous and stupid like don't blame the people is the people no it's not the people the people are being rewarded by the system

for for for greed and punishment on their subjects and if we do anything around here it's take down systems

yeah just like our sponsor void BPA yeah I guess did we say this is the jarcast I don't know like four times

I feel like oh yummy I can't remember the last time I'm interested it last episode perhaps yep probably well you're not quick enough

you need to be off the gun a bit quicker shh not this time yeah yeah I guess this is 339 before we get too deep into the show let me shout at the jar of media

patrons that make the audio versions of the show possible get their names read out in the first or second week of each month belly just like last episode Look at my belly. Lots of tickling going on in here.

It's making me a bit frightened. Don't look at my belly. You're gonna give me body this off here. Yeah. Check out the jar shorts. Check out the old feeds. Has there been the jar shorts recently? I haven't delivered any...

See, what happens is I edit the cast. If there's anything while I'm editing it, I note down time codes. But for the last couple, I haven't noted any down. any down any uh timer codies for uh little funny shorties um so then the shorts guy hit me up yesterday

and was like do you still want me to do some shorties and I was like of course I just don't have time codes so you're gonna have to find them oh bro that's so mean 300% bonus I just broke in my mouth and I was like

alright you find out time calls this time chop what are you a CEO of a mega corporation he is he's becoming a little bit more evil. I feel like the Stogeys just kind of bring out the villain in me. Yeah, you are kind of, um... I agree.

Well, I also agree with some of what's in housekeeping. We round off the conversations from the previous episode, and guys, I'm getting kind of scared. Prove it. Why? The first one I mention these. All right. At Corbin, 7259 says, I just want you, lads to know that my.

dear mom doesn't hate you. In fact, she's completely oblivious to your existence. Then that's clearly not the person from the last episode, is she? Well, I think it was just another gowling just letting us know that his mother doesn't hate us. Well, I'd bother to, I don't want to be like, not hated, I want to be loved. So if they don't love us, don't bother. You want an extreme emotional response? Yep.

You want love or hate, nothing in between. You don't want to live with nothing in between. Apathy is the worst. You want... Appathase the pathway to the devil's lair. There's no such thing as the middle one. There's ying or yang. There's no, like...

He was kind of okay in the middle, is there? Centrists. Huh? Huh? Yeah, centrists. Pussioles. Just fucking vote for part of you, Bellands. Robert DeGiono 8690 says,

I like that James was only somewhat right about Venezuela. It's on the coast, but not to the right. and was wrong about all the others after scolding Alex for not knowing geography. No, no, no, no, hear me out. You know what I was joking because I said Honduras was in South America. It's in Central America.

By Panama. Doing your research, have you? Yes. I'm actually in research. But technically speaking, Chile is the South American country of the highest average altitude, so therefore is classed as the spine.

Bang. Well, uh, blue guy 4726 has something for Jim and I here. I'm not sure if Alex is aware of this, but stop making sense is coming back to cinemas, remastered in 4K by 824 later this year. I figured you and Jim would be interested in seeing it. Yeah, if I can find somewhere that's showing that, I'll definitely get to... Yeah, that's the trouble.

We don't... See what? I didn't hear the first part. My brain was not the... You ought to stop making sense, brother. What? Stop Making Sounds. What's that?

The film's called Stop Making Sense. By here. Robert Rodriguez. Okay. Yeah, sure. But yeah, honestly, most of the comments are about this one thing, right?

Someone is building. Do you want me to not mention it? Yeah, mention it then. You obviously want to mention it, so we just mention it. I don't. It's one of these things that's manifested and it's kind of manifested

I can literally just go to the YouTube comments and look what you're referring to just tell us you can't you can't like call the police and then be like I can't tell you I manifest this is manifested somehow

there's something you've done and a result well tell us about what's building I got a few results here in the form of comments like this one from noided monk

8331 Since the Ria issue Doesn't seem to leave the cast Anytime soon I thought I'd share a personal anecdote On its effect on my working life I've been working at a warehouse And my go-to thing to listen to

while working has been jar Ever since the Ria discussions This is diarrhea for those new However I don't think you need to tell people That weir is weird Everyone knows it's the shit shower Something in me has shifted

Diarria building Diarrhea building Running through my mind Day after day has unironically Made me unwillingly live by those words Ever since the first Rea cast I've had constant diarrhea Which is unusual for me

That combined with the quite physical job Has led me to some life or death situations When will I end Bear Bear from Finland Then there's Rear Me 2114 Dear Jarmin Oh no this was

Okay put a pin in the rear thing for one second This is a Swindon thing. One of the many Swindon Jarlings here. Swindon is in fact named after swine. I believe its original name was Swine Town. Or something like that. Yeah. Anyway, back to Ria.

Placeholder 6.3-5-7 says, Heed my warning, Jarlings. The dreaded Ria building curse is a reality. Jim boldly put it out like this. Don't say it. Don't think it. Well, I unfortunately made the dark mistake of thinking. I do landscaping. and in all my time working here I've never had to take a dump at any properties I've held it in

or found a bathroom somewhere on site. This time, however, changed everything. I put on the podcast and at this time I felt a tingle in my tummy, a precursor and forewarning of what was to come. But I dealt with worse. As time went on, feeling slipped away and I resumed my work dutifully. It was then that I slipped on the podcast, and the very moment I heard the words rearbuilding, it started. I stopped, frozen with the weight of a planet dropped on my belly. There was no time to think, no move to be wasted. I felt the dark beast begin to make way down south out of me. I sprang into primal action just as wild prey,

off to do when pursued by beasts who feed on their flesh. As I ran, I dropped my trusty weed whacker that had been with me through thick and thin. The rear made me toss her away carelessly with no remorse. From there I scaled up a short incline. my shoes swallowed up by mud like the earth itself wished to consume me but I tarried on with my own will pushed to the very top from there I stood atop and obscured myself in a few leaves while overlooking the property I made it to my destination my safety my protection yet I hesitated in what I knew had to be done could I truly do it could I leave such an evil malignant stain upon these poor people's facilities the answer I had to from there I released my trousers and in all manner of malevolent horror burst from me. I'm sorry for what I've done to my poor client. He'd my warning, Spartans, do not play around with the rear, lest you bathe in its black and brown waters. Um, I don't believe this because they said they're a landscaper.

Yeah, made it up. A jarlin's a landscaper? This is the same person as that teacher. Yeah, there's no way you've got a normal job. Was this also the teacher? Yellow Toad, 3216, or at jar actually stop I never even said it or wrote it but after hearing you talk about the rear building I got woken up to some squirts be careful jarlings it could happen to you I think this is they're trying to make up there's still more mark intelligence said I'm sorry to keep returning to it but the curse is literally real I was simply joking with my friends today about diarrhea building little did I know a few hours later it would hit me okay so I did have the

serial all brand for Brecky so I am to blame, but the coincidence is just too much to handle. As a message to the jarlings, please stay away from the phrase, or you will rear from your minga. I, um, I've never, I've never weered from the weir. I've never had diarrhea as a result of diarrhea. Dude, you're really asking for it. Why are you tempting fate like this, man? Fate is there to be tempted.

You can't make fate your B word. You're playing tennis with the universe right now Well, yes, what's there for? Yeah, but the universe is one mighty serf. But I don't get weird, I never get weird. It is real. Diarrhea, boonin. I'm starting to think that it's, because it's normally something I will do at least once a day.

And what I haven't been doing it? With diarrhea? No, not literal, like, saying or thinking. diarrhea, but not having diarrhea, literally. No, but what I'm trying to say is I think the problem that is happening

is that I'm not saying it some days so then it's striking someone. That's no, you're not, no, it's like one of those, you know. You're not the balance of weird in the world. I think I might be. I think it might be an actual like an actual curse. It doesn't, just because it hasn't hit you,

doesn't mean it's not real. No, but what... I need to... Anyway, it has hit you. You just had it so long, you don't even realize what's reality anymore. This is my point is...

What should we calling or identifying as diarrhea here? No, I'm not going into that. Would you mean you're not going into that? That would be like two-thirds in the fucking co-cooked. Okay, uh... Because to me, Ria is

like a tap. That's diarrhea. liquid, pure liquid, that's diarrhea. If it's solid, it's not diarrhea. So I generally think the jarling's having this weird building. They're not having rear, they're just having a bad shit. They're having a mixture. It needs to be majority liquid.

You're saying mixture's building doesn't sound the same, does it? My mixture's building. That could be many things. But until it's fully liquid or mushy, I don't think it's diarrhea. I just think you need a poo, and you've just tweaked on to need them poo, and you think of diary building.

Well, speaking of James's takes, HMPO says, Oh my God, I genuinely cannot believe in about Cyber James on something. I'm so sorry, God forgive me, but man, cucumbers are not good. They genuinely ruin everything they're in. They're so bland and had nothing but an annoying crunch

that clashes with everything else it's mixed with. Pickles are good, however. But man, I feel so wrong for a... agreeing with James so let me quickly fix this fallout four is a genuinely good game shut the fuck up and uh to end this segment mr blue pumpkin says as much as I hate to admit it I mostly agree with James on his cucumber take despite most of his other takes on food sometimes being batshit insane him not liking a change in texture in food is the one that baffles me to this day I agree 100% that the taste of cucumber completely ruins some meals

for me James was spot on with the baguette example I hate it when I'm eating a nice cheese baguette or sandwich and I taste a cucumber in there. The watery taste completely clashes with the taste of the cheese and butter, diluting all the flavors into a watery mess. It's like squash but for food. But I do like how the cucumber dampens the cheese, but is not worth it for the disruptive taste. However, I don't think the fact that it makes the cheese wet. That's worse than my eye take on. But that's the person you're agreeing with. This is who's on your side, bro. But I'm okay. Not every ally needs to be perfect. However, I don't mind cucumbers in drinks and I'm content with them in salads,

although they are easily the worst part of the salad. Oh my. But how on earth would you not like watermelons, James? Jesus Christ. I've been out of watermelon in a long time. I might like them. Hey, hey, hey. Cucumber in a salad is the bit I save till last so I can enjoy as much of it as possible. That's interesting. I'm not a child, so I just eat my salad just like with a spoon. I get what I get. Excuse me? you eat your salad like a child I said the opposite of that I said I

No no okay Let's see what's more childish Just like Blindly submerging your spoon into a bowl And forcefully ripping it out And just shoving whatever in your mouth Getting the perfect mixture How's that a perfect mixture

I disagree I think this is a lot It's like burning on your lip That's just a little bit of leaf I think Alex is bullshing because I've never seen someone eat so slowly so there's no way that man is sitting there just picking on whatever he finds

You're looking at that bowl You're calculating how to get the most in one scoop The most flavour Which is random Which is for chewing though I'm just sat there like a cow But if you always have everything mixed together Then you can never savour an individual thing

You know You know that's like That's like the ADHD of eating Yeah, no, I would agree with the tactic if you're eating something garbage like a roast dinner, because then you've got, you've got, you've got a cover those disgusting ass vegetables with the gravy and the potato and the meat. So you mix it to get a full scoop, so then you're eating all of it. So the nice flavours and bad flavours get covered, right?

But when you're eating something you actually like, you want to save a little chunks here and there for the most pleasant part? Yeah, it's not like the whole meal you're like, I'm not going to eat a single bit of chicken because I hate this. this mash. It's like you're just intentionally dividing and conquering. Yeah. You do little battles at a time and not just trying to win an outside outweigh war from the get-go.

Absolutely. That's not how you win a war. What are them things you have in a roast? You know them things. Parsnips? Parsnips. They suck. What do you think of parsnips, James?

Trash. Um, I don't mind them. Shut up. They're so good. I think I've had some of Alex's parsnips and they're quite nice. They're okay with honey all on them because then they taste. like bees. What the?

You're scaring me. I prefer, like, on, like, nah. Back to cucumbers, just nah. This person's right. Well, guys, speaking of back to cucumbers, I'm pissed off.

Okay. Something's happened. Why? Why? Yeah. Because I can't control time, so I can't just pause it and then just finally get a grip of what's happening.

You can't. They can't see this And also this link on my Google Doc is not letting me click it So now I'm getting extra upset Just click it twice as hard Won't let me I'm gonna smash this iPad, this Ipe Okay let me try again

It could You know what I was going to watch last night Porn Crouching Tiger Sleeping Dragon or whatever it's called Crouching spider It's got um Chow Young Fatten I didn't know he's like the main guy in it Crouching Tiger

Hidden Liga Can I ask you something Why haven't you tried to watch hard-boiled yet? Because I do. I was going to watch Mad Max this week, but I was like, Jim's not going to watch Hard Boil, so why should I? Okay, then why have you not watched The Halo Show?

I have. James watched more than it than you. Yeah. Yeah, bitch. What a twat. James liked it. Hello is crap. Hello is crap and always has been.

It started falling off of reach. It's real. After ADST... It starts falling off with ODST. No, because ODST is a unique little thing. No, it's not. It's trash. ODST is the worst HALO game. No, it's not.

Worse than Halo 4. No, guys, you all have fucking listened to me. No, it's working. And I've got something... Ah! You're supposed to be... You're supposed to be cheering me up, not making me more upset by talking about HALO. When do I ever make you upset?

You're talking about Halo. Oh, you're shit! Well, yeah, but that's what I'm saying though. You're making me upset. The only good thing about ODST is the soundtrack is the soundtrack track mixed in with rain noises on YouTube that's actually the best part of ADST. Best thing of the last 10 years of Halo

12, 14 years. You have to go longer than 10, bro. 15. What was that? 2008. 2007? No, that was Halo 3. UDS2, bro. Yes, so it was shit after Halo 3. So, yeah.

Free, 3, 16 years. Well, guys, okay, if let's say the state of Halo makes me upset, right? Mm-hmm. You shouldn't. This thing that I'm about to bring up to you

makes me a hundred times more upset than the state of Halo. So you guys must know it means something big. Ow, I just caught my hair in my eye. Outside of hair in your eye, what could possibly be the thing that is making me this upset? Ah, the state of Marvel?

That's close. The state of DC? That's even closer. But that's what my Twitter's for That's AI Worse than AI Much worse

Um Come on one more guess Each then I'll reveal Fucking hell I don't Guess Guess Jim guess

The State of Destiny 2 That's like in the middle of all that Somewhere But I'm also Apathed about that Is it just gaming in general then Worse Worse than everything

You're being so vague Give us a hint Um Gold The state of gold Is this an economy one The goal My topic is about the state of gold

In the economy And how we need to shift Into Back to the gold standard Yes Detaching from the gold standard was a notorious big mistake

um well speaking of notorious big mistakes I suppose I can tell you guys now you bought gold now my gold is worthless because of no

listen I got a mashable article here right mashable really mashable just because you like let me get my composure this is a big deal to me. Man likes Mash and has to make it his entire personality. I'm trying to keep it cool.

You don't fucking mind. You're doing a terrible job of it. Yeah. I'm getting stressed. The more you're not letting me get to it, the more stressed I'm becoming. Okay. Okay. Mashable.com.

Digital culture. Reddit is ending Reddit gold. And users are furious. Yo! I had so much money in Reddit Gold, man. Dude, the economy's gonna... What's Reddit Gold? Ugh.

What, is that the most... Decentralised currency. The most valuable cryptocurrency. Is that the one where you buy little jackets on? And Destiny clothes. Yeah. Fuck, what... Yeah, listen to this.

Reddit is killing Reddit gold, along with its entire coins and award system. Oh! So you might have... to start looking within yourself for validation but that's the whole the whole point of Reddit is that

you don't what the point of Reddit is the whole point of Reddit is to farm upvotes with cat subredits and dog ones have you seen people that's still doing that and getting really yeah there's

someone someone even stole a picture of Billy and did it with a stolen picture of Billy The same picture. Yeah, the same one. Oh, that's lazy. I think this is bad for Reddit. I think this is also extremely bad for Reddit. Everything should get rid of the block feature.

You should be open to being harassed. My right to free speech includes my right to harass people. Yeah. Everyone gets harassed all the time. It's like survival of the fittest. Yeah. You can't take it, leave the internet. So why are you specific?

specifically so upset about losing your Reddit gold? I literally had probably about 10 grand in Reddit gold stuff. 10K gold or 10,000 pounds worth of Reddit gold. We'll spend it now. Well listen, as spotted by the verge, Reddit has announced it's overhauling how it rewards contributors and ending its current system in the meantime time.

Previously, Redditors were able to purchase Reddit coins and spend them on awards for others. Awards can bespow a variety of perks upon the recipient. such as granting them access to exclusive subredits, removing ads, or granting them a few Reddit coins of their own. However, as of Thursday, Reddit users are no longer able to purchase coins. Those who already own Reddit coins have until September 12th to spend them, at which point the currency will disappear into the ether. Awards also won't be available after September 12th,

while Reddit premiums paid subscribers will stop receiving Reddit coins every month. So what we're saying is that digital currency is a really bad idea because the corporation shouldn't take it away. Well, yeah, what happens to your Reddit gold? Do you get like anything for having it? I think it's just gone. So you could, you could, can you still buy it right now? No, I think it's taken off now. The news of Reddit's changes haven't been warmly received.

Thousands of Redditors have complained thousands, particularly those who have already paid for a Reddit premium subscription or loaded up with coins. Well, yeah. Yeah, it's like if you go to your bank out and buy a beer and you can't because the government said your money is not valid anymore, please buy the new one called Platinum Box. But this is the problem with anything in the digital world. The digital world. If you invest too much money into it, it just disappears when we set off the EMPs.

Yeah, so we should set off the EMPs now. Or it's like now because of the new streaming standard for like media, companies can just use shows as write-offs and just take them off of the streaming service. So you can just never see them ever. Like the Willow show that came out. What Willow? Yeah, exactly. I think I joked about it like six months ago.

Yeah. This Willow show. Willow what? Like Willow was this cringy film from the 80s with Warwick Davies. It's like a fantasy movie. And they did like a clawing, cringy Disney play. Willow I guess reboot

thing and three people watched it so they're just saying let's just take it off and write it off yeah the media

distribution is well really bad now do you think digital technology was a mistake yep we should be

caveman we should be I think we should do banking on like a big tablet like a McDonald's ordering machine no like a stone tablet well yeah but how is the bank's gonna know that

they just make it up anyway well yeah exactly like they can just switch some numbers around and be like well generated money you know that's how banks work that's what the system is man that's why you don't print some more cryptocurrency and we can buy our way out

print some more Ethereum I need Ethereum prompt out maybe I should start investing in crypto investing in Reddit gold, actually you're too late. Well, I... Surely, surely, like, the, the post-reddit gold market is going to be, like, a black market. That Reddit gold power vacuum is really going to create some...

Okay, so... But if so, if people can, like, extract the Reddit gold from Reddit and use it elsewhere, like, that's a finite currency. This is one where, like... I normally try my best to be, like, you know, consumer... Siding with a consumer, you know? But it's like, on this one, it's like, you did buy Reddit gold, to be fair. Yeah.

It's kind of on you. Yeah. You wouldn't buy points in FIFA 14 and then get upset when it's FIFA 15 comes up. Like, you put points in the stupid. Yeah, Reddit 2 is finally coming out, so it's time to... Yeah. It's going to be the same, but worse. We're getting rid of Reddit gold because we're bringing you.

Reddit Platinum. No, Reddit 2, dash, the dawning. And you get your own weddit, but they're going to have to lay it. The gold rush. The golden rush. We're going to shower you in gold. I've got a question for you. It's hypothetical, because you know banks are shit.

And sometimes they'll be like, oopsie, here's a million pound into your bank account. Which is a thing that's happened a lot. Would you do the morally white thing? What, move it all around into like a million different accounts. Yeah. Would you leave it in the account? so they take it back or would you literally blast it? I'd say, sure, you can have it back

for a price. Yeah. Well, no, because they've got control of your account so you'd have to move it to another account. No, I wouldn't move to buy that. I'd instantly, literally, if I got that pay, that notification... Try to the cash point and just spend all night.

Extracting. Yeah. Because... One. If they fuck up... If they fuck up, it's their fault. Yeah. So me spending the money

entered my bank account, my bank account, I'll just take the money. I bet you're in their terms and conditions. that it's there somewhere. Accidental transactions we actually own and we can take 50% of what's in your account if we need it. That's what a savers account is.

Yeah, you're literally giving your money to them. That's what our bankers. Yeah, they just take your money and make profit of it. We've got your theory number. Give us more. We've got your net worth kept nice and safe for us to use. Why don't we do that?

Start a bank? Well, yeah, we'd just be like, We should start a bank It's literally just be like Give me your money You won't need it Yeah you can go shop to shop Like get a bit of muscle

Come on No that's insurance That's an insurance company Obviously you do both We'll protect you No we can do it Your money And if you don't

Then you will need protection For what we're going to do to you Or you can pay us to protect you No do it even better Business model huh No, because we're in the digital age So we just say, we'll protect you digitally

Yeah, we'll save your password safe and you don't Yeah, you hack into them Yeah, and be like, there you go Keep them more on a word doc Yeah Hmm No, because it's like that come That those people in life

It was somewhere in Asia, I believe Where they're just hacked in through a bank for a printer And stole millions Because the company weren't protected Like it's not even hard Just hack the jar fax machine and you'll have everything.

The jar pager. It's got all of our documents. It's got all of our pin numbers on it. No, dude, I've realized something really stupid recently. It's just like, I have a fair few bank accounts. Don't ask why. One of them is linked to a phone number for my other account, for my old phone.

We should don't carry two phones around anymore. Yeah, that was sketch, man. Yeah, your trap phone. It was the phone with my banking information on And that's also the number That was linked to that phone So I can't get into my bank You could get in if you really want to

No but I don't think I have any of the documents To be able to call them Be like, this is my bank account We'll go in in person And be like what? Mimi Moore or Mimi This is my number please go in Go in wearing a mask

With an airsoft gun Yeah start by saying Don't be frightened I'm only here for the money I'm just hearing from my money. Just give me what's mine. It's because I know, I know because I've got any more saying, there's going to be charges on your account.

I don't know what the charges are, and I don't know why I'm getting the charges, and I can't check. Maybe they accidentally put a million in your account and then said you were frauding. What are they going to do about it? Kill you. Do it.

I've heard you're frauding around these parts. Are you a frauder? Hmm? Yes, I go over four. quite often. Look, maybe back in the day I scammed some Reddit gold out of people. Honestly.

That was the old me, I swear. I need to do a P. I need to invest in some Reddit gold before the crash. You need to invest in. You need to invest in this Ria not building. Yeah.

No, bro, we should know we should invest in the Ria van. A Ria bomb. You get a payout every time you get Ria. Rebuilding, do I? Rebuilding. It's a trust-based system.

Yep, I had Ria today. Yeah, on the Ria app, you just like press. I've got it. It's one page. Have you got it? How much do you get per Ria? You get... Reddit gold.

No, you get value in the company. You get a fraction of the company. building up the bank the rear bank yeah diarrhea building bank I reckon I reckon we genuinely could have pulled this off

if like if it was like 1890 we could probably do this what the the rear bank yeah um do you think

just like go to like slough or something just set up shop I don't know I feel like we could do it now if we really wanted to We could open a bank. Ria coin.

Yeah. We could start a coin. Anyone can start a coin, right? Yeah, Ria coin. Yeah. And then you just need to get one of the pools to, like, shout it out. Yeah. Do a little, uh, we're in the money.

We're in the Ria. Rear coin. You would, they. Ethereum, doge. and rear. It would be more valuable than doge. Elon coin. Come on guys,

everybody, buy up meme coin while it's still cool. Oh my god. Could you make a coin and call it Elon coin? Because I feel like that would sell like mega mumoom it. Musk coin.

Yeah. Musk coin. Muskirium. Hmm What is cryptocurrency? It's um It's kind of a Social experiment

Is it like a CIA thing It's a decentralized currency? Let's just make this thing up and it's like the test in South Park Well the it's kind of a crazy idea If I understand it right It's like there's a limited amount of it Available and it only lasts for a hundred years or something Like it has an end point

Oh is that why it's so valuable then? Yeah So that's why it's gotten to the value it has before that huge bump, where, like, one Bitcoin became, like, worth, like, 20 grand. Surely it's going to, like, drop, like, crazy when it's nearly running out. Surely that's when it should go up. No, but, like... It's all being held, and there's, like, barely any left, and you go to buy Bitcoin. Doesn't that drive value up?

No, but then, like, you've got, like, 30 days until it's gone. Why would you buy something that's got... Yeah, I don't know how it works at the end of that year period. I thought you meant once it had all been mined. Well, it can't all be... So you mine it and create more. No, I don't understand... How do you know the expiry date on...

Are we talking like yoghits in the fridge type thing? Like how many petty... Like it lasts a certain amount of time. Huh? Like, the concept from the beginning was like, this has an end point. To... Like, each one has the same end point? No, I think it's like just the starting point.

Like it's a hundred years from now, this ends. From when the first one was made. From when the first Bitcoin was mined. Yeah. From the minds of Moria. The minds of Bitcoinier. No, that can't be, that can't be right. I'm sorry, that doesn't make sense.

What doesn't make sense? Shall I Google it? I don't know. I don't know. Bitcoinfacts.net. You know, I... What, oh, but, if, oh. Well, you don't like that? No.

Disturbing to you. The cryptocurrency was invented in 2008 by an unknown person or group of people using the name Satoshi Nakamoto. What? So it's a conspiracy theory. So Bitcoin isn't real? Of course not. Some guy made it. We think

It just appeared And you're trying to say this isn't MK Ultra Well no, it's all linked It's all link It's all link Seven facts about Bitcoin That will surprise you

Number one Around 20% of Bitcoin has been lost forever Huh? Why? Can we find it? When does Bitcoin run out? Yeah. We're in the money.

We're in the money. In garden dirty. I'm riding dirty. Well, I thought he was doing a P. What was he doing in that? Trying to catch me riding dirty out. The maximum supply of 21 million bitcoins will be reached around the year 2140. Why is there a maximum?

After which no new bitcoins can be mined. why what happens to Bitcoin after all 21 million are mined but why what is it after that miners will likely earn income only from transaction processing fees what is Bitcoin halving definition how it works why it matters I'm getting scared you're in the money I'm in the money in fact one of the chief characteristics of Bitcoin is its limited coin supply. Bitcoin investor Satoshi Nakamoto, the anonymous name used by the creators

of the Bitcoin cryptocurrency. Designed the crypto with a cap to limit supply. This increases its scarcity over time, which tends to increase demand and price. Yes, what I was saying. So it doesn't have an expiry date, but it has a limited... Supply.

I guess it is like gold then. Yeah. It's virtual gold. Hooray! But why do... So, this is a prime example of how humans work there. Like, just because it's of limited value, we value it. Yeah.

So if there was a limited amount of Rhea. Yeah, and if like... Okay, yeah. It's like, how much is Will Smith's Ria? compared to Jennifer Aniston's rear. Now, Jennifer Aniston's probably the winner. I would say, yeah, she was probably the winner already.

Unless we're talking about 2005, maybe. Maybe Will Smith could edge out. Yeah, Will Smith would, I reckon. Actually, when did like Friends end? That was what, 90s? I don't know. Early 2000s? Never watched it.

Before it became Bitcoins in the city, you know? Yeah. Battle Bitcoins in the city. Mm. V-bucks in the city. V-bux. See, that currency... That's what Cigons would be like in like 30 years. Yeah, do you think, um...

Like, you know, there's places in London where you can, like, exchange your currency for, like... You can buy Bitcoin in London as weird terminals. Yeah, but also you can get like... A broomboat terminal. You can get like euros, dollars, whatever. Like, instead of that, it would be like, convert your credits into V-bucks,

Ethereum Apex coins You know That's gonna be like the new Roblux Yeah Robux Robux What did I know

A L Roblux McDonald's points You know I can buy a house With McDonald's points Dude if If

If the If the bank would take it I could buy a fucking mansion With McDonald's points we're in the money by design the number of bitcoins minted per block is reduced by 50%

after every 210,000 blocks or once every four years what happens if you mine bitcoin you get fucking rich do you get like attacked though well yeah it's kind of like it's like moonshining you know

yeah like is it is it kind of a you get Mr Robot comes after you if you start mining too. Why? We're going to take down the mining operation. Digital stuff's cringy, man. It's cool, but it's cringy. Yeah, we're in, a mine getting like mugged by like a gang.

Yeah, cool. With like, cool. There's like a lot of imagery. Yeah, cowboy hats. A bit, a Bitcoin mine. Yeah, that's just getting compromised. Yeah. Not quite.

so cool either it's just like a SWAT team James how many bitcoins are how many bitcoins are left yeah because we thought we were doing you and doing a pee but I guess you're doing a pee I'm saying was diarrhea okay but it was not a good poo it was a little bit mushy rear that's not real oh good afternoon you've done a lot of ladies and gentlemen welcome to the second half of the show where we head over to yeah we were halfway through a conversation actually yeah I was asking can you know about how many bitcoins you think there are.

What are you in mind? Well, it's an infinite resource. It's not. No, this is where you're wrong, brother. This is what we just discovered. There's a finite amount of Bitcoin possible. No, they're making this shit up. Come on. You're just coding.

You're making nothing out of nothing. There's not, there's a finite... No, you're making nothing. No, no, wait, wait. You're saying this is regulated by a body. No, bro, I guess you weren't in the room when we found out the creator of Bitcoin. Yeah, they put a cap on it

They put a cap on it But also the creator of Bitcoin Satoshi Nakamoto Is an anonymous name Used by a person Or a group of people That just create a Bitcoin The CIA

Oh, the Illumi I, well, no The Hulumi Nati The Hulomani There's no reason why the It's a Bitcoin there's no reason why cucumbers in Armenia would ever create such a substance such an what are you talking about you having a stroke cucumber in Armenia is that

like there's no reason why they would make that coin club penguin coin they don't need to they've got a blank check first they went for club penguin and they went for FIFA now that are grading to Reddit. Reddit is being club penguin. Bitcoin is finite, but we just have to overpower the governing body and make it infinite. It's not the government though. No, governing body. It's Hitasha Miyazaki.

Yeah. Who's not even real? A ghost entity. Well, yeah, everyone's online a ghost. Hence why it's called crypto. Like a crypto? Like the drone using character in Apex. That's what I was getting at.

He is Illamart. No, he's anti-Illuminati. Well, we'll see you after these Bitcoins get mined. We'll see you after this Ethereum gets fucking in the blockchain. We'll see you after this rea gets built. This is going to be my Basignation episode. Shut the fuck up. You're not getting out. You're not getting out so we're using dumbass.

Unlike the rear that's building. Shut the fuck up, I'm angry and I'm sweaty. Can you actually get me? Honest of fucking God, I'm gonna fucking smack you. You're such a dumbass. Yeah. Dry Media shirts, now or I'm gonna hurt you. Description below.

below. Do you think the CIA are watching JAR? They're watching literally everything. Their AI is. Yeah, who's their AI called? Because you know, you have like cool AI names like Cueble Cop AI. It probably is the Cueblo Cop.

AI. Like, I'm picturing like him being like the face of the villains. I'm picturing like, you know, the latest mission of possible the villain was an AI. Yeah. Well, he's an AI.

When they show, when they show it, like communicating with Tom Cruise, it's going to be the Cuebel AI. When does it communicate Tom Cruise? No, I'm saying, like, in the next one, when we actually get it. Oh. Well, so, guys, it's me, Quabell. This is the scariest

most fucked up threat to possible mission force. Yeah. It's not, though, is it? IMF. Oh, no, there's an AI that's a bit angry. Yeah, an AI that's angry. Can't do fuck all against a nuke. The cryptocurrency prices have gone

off the chain. It's raising the prices. It's inflating the market. Right, guys. Should we inflate the market? With what? With our own coins. Batman figures. Batman figures?

Yeah. Would Batman coin or Joker coin do better? Joker coin. It's so obvious. Bat coin. No, that can be the good and evil coins. We segregate society based on your coin. I'd be a joker coin myself

No you'd be like a Calendarman coin I fucking think I'm gonna say that Hey I'm the one he's the most flexible of dates All I'm saying I'd be clay coin Clay coin's pretty I'll be Kate The Mad Hatter coin

The clay coin can morph into any other coin Oh so it's like a dove high issue Yeah I hate this bit can we just do the next one Yeah, Alex, start talking about your DNA or something. Do you guys want to know my DNA? No. Okay.

Welcome to the second half of the show where every episode we talk about Alex's DNA. I feel like we've... To be fair, we've talked about spreading seed a fair bit. Yeah. But now I found out, like, what seed I'd actually be spreading. Okay, let's know. You know? Are you on the side of good or evil?

I don't know. Don't mean that. No, no, no. It's the realist episode. So I gave my DNA over to the CIA so they could tell me So they could tell me where The CIA operatives are They can tell you how oppressed you are

So I know which slurs I'm allowed to say now Right I don't know how, like how does it work then Like seeing as we're brothers and we've got the same parents No no Jim could have different results It's all fab, it's they all just aren't cheat But when they get the results just randomize it

yeah it's like oh this one's half Colombian so I got my ancestry composition I want to see it I want to see you're like the last living Neanderthal

it's funny you fucking say that right now what isn't surprising right okay 97.1% of something then what am I? A white man.

Yeah, that's like at that point it doesn't even matter what the numbers are. Okay, so it's grouped in as northwestern European 97.1%. Wow. Jesus Christ. That is incredibly white.

That breaks down as 87.7.7 British and Irish from 22 regions. Whitey. You're fucking white. Hey, I haven't got my DNA yourselves, I don't know.

So look, we got... I don't know if you're white or not. The genetic groups, England, northwest... Sorry, northern West Midlands, southwest England, South England, Southwest England, and East Anglia. Country matches, United Kingdom

and the Republic of Ireland. Which is surprising to me, because I always thought it was more of a Scottish thing in our family, I guess. Breaking down in the... That 5.9% Scandinavian. Okay. Yep.

Viking. Yep. That Viking in there. Viking in there. 3.5% broadly northwestern European. Nah. 2.4% Ashkenazi Jewish. Woo!

Explore your Ashkenazi Jewish heritage. So that's just what it says on the app But this is the craziest one, right? This one, I'm just like, I'm just like, what? How did that get in there? Central and South Asian 0.5% Northern Indian and Pakistani. Whoa.

Okay, so this is the breakdown, but does it actually give you your family tree? Do you actually know your family tree to that extent? Well, no. That's not what it's doing. They can't do that with DNA. mm-hmm that's that's the more interesting one because you can deduce where the actual genetics come from by that that's what you need to make but part of the challenge is you often don't have generations and generations worth of names to go through no but the assist the the the fake apps that make you do this connect the dots of other peoples so if you have to share a person it can do the maths it will do the see where what it does do is it gives you an ancestry timeline as far as like how many generations have been the this thing. Yeah, how many generations ago was your most recent ancestor for each population?

So for British and Irish, it's one to two generations. Ashkenazi, Jewish, four to seven. The same with Scandinavian and five to eight for North Indian and Pakistani. Five to eight. So like a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandparent. That's a long-ass time ago. Mm-hmm. I feel like...

That's actually incredibly interesting. I do think that for the majority of people in Europe, you kind of have that kind of figure. I doubt there's many people in Europe who have like 100% X country. Yeah. Because there's no way... I don't think that's possible.

So I kind of think everyone in this area would be one that 97% of like a certain one. And it's just like where you look at your family tuberic where you see where different nationalities have been Yeah, they give you some, like, random, like, physical features reports, like, things like genetic things, like... Unton nose. Ability to match musical pitch. Apparently with my DNA, I'm less likely to be able to match a musical pitch.

Because you got no Philippines. Asparagus odor detection likely can smell. bitter taste likely can taste bunions are apparently a genetic thing less likely than average to have had a bunion what's a bunion it's like a foot thing you go on your foot where like the bone grows

so you're so it looks like I'm bunion free cilantro taste aversion slightly higher odds of disliking cilantro you know those leaves coriander and stuff does it give average average penis size.

That's the main stat. Yeah. I don't know why it says fear of public speaking. I feel like that's just everyone has... No, there's some people who don't. I suppose there are some. But I feel like they're the odd ones out for that. Flat feet more than likely to have flat feet.

It says less likely to have thick hair, but I have extremely thick hair. Ooh. Yeah, some of these I'm just like, what, mosquito bite frequency and motion sickness and stuff like that? Turns how sweet your blood is. Well, they reckon likely bitten as often as others. You're bitten pretty regularly. For my blood, but I am bitten regularly. But I am in environments where I am more likely to be bitten regularly as well.

I don't ever get bitten. My blood is like perfect. When do you go near? Your blood is better? Humans love it. Yeah, it also had a whole... Powerblood. What you just call me that? Pale blood, that vampire blood.

Is that weird of what the thing is? I just never get a bit in by bucks. Weirdly, it reckons there's a wellness section. Caffeine consumption. Apparently my makeup means I'm likely to consume more. It mentions alcohol as well. The alcohol flush reaction.

You're absolutely high on that one. Flush? There you go red. Yeah. People who experience flushing, they also experience unpleasant symptoms like headaches, nausea, and sleepiness. Alexander, based on your genetics,

you are unlikely to flush after drinking alcohol. James is unlikely to flush, more like. Yeah, flush that's holy. Oh, damn. While you're unlikely to begin flushing bright red, after having one drink or less, you may still experience unpleasant symptoms like flushing if you drink too much

in a short amount of time. I said that's probably applicable to everyone. No. Some people do go like red and shit. Well, it's a thing with a lot of like Asian genetics, right? Where like they physically don't metabolize alcohol quite as well. And speaking on that,

because lactose is affected by that stuff too. Okay, yeah. I'm likely lactose intolerant. Well, you squanch that out when you used to drink a pint of milk every day. Only one. Well, you'd have like cereal as well. No, but this one was interesting. Muscle composition.

Common in elite power athletes. Let's go. I'm totally squandering way over that is. I... Not to burst your bubble. Go on burst it. good fuck. I think all of that is generally bullshit.

I think if there's a part of it is like R&G. I don't think they're going to know the composition of how good you are of alcohol from just giving your DNA. Maybe I'm just thick. I'm willing to accept. I might be here, but

there's part of me that is just doubtful because... No, all we are is genetics. Yeah, and all we are. We're all kind of the same, aren't we though, really? There's some more... This one's kind of interesting. The physical features Fat ass 76% chance

You have little or no back hair Do you have any back hair Not really I'm not really a back hair kind of girl I guess I got that China from my Se that's that's accurate 59% chance you do not have dimples I don't smile

No you're not a dimmills I don't have dimples Who has dimples? I don't think any of us do No dimples are like here like right here cleft chin 87% chance

you do not have a cleft chin What's a cleft chin You know like a butt chin No butt chin for me Dandruff is apparently genetic 52% chance You have had dandruff I haven't had dandruff

Since I was a teenager E-lobe rate of fucking flex This will be interesting Because we have different earlobes 80% chance You have detached earlobes. Which you do. So you're the rare one.

Only 20% chance. Well, no, but my genetics could be different. True. Yeah, you could be like 50%. I could have more from the mother's side or more from the father's side. Ear wax type. Did you know that's genetic? Oh, okay.

No, it's not. 93% chance you have wet, sticky earwax. That could not be truer. Oh my God, gross. But then, to be honest, wet, sticky or dry flaky. I think I'm fine with wet sticky to be honest Easier to get out

Wet sticky You know like Nothing Eye colour 52% chance of blue eyes 21% chance of greenish blue eyes 17% chance of green eyes 8% chance of light hazel eyes

2% chance of dark hazel Less than 1% chance For brown and dark brown That's good Do you call some good jeans there You'd put What? Why are you looking like that?

Green eyes are aware, okay? Okay. A finger length ratio. 71% chance. Your ring finger is longer than your index finger. Which one's the ring finger? Not this one. Index ring.

I know it's not that one. Ring. Uh, freckles. 70% chance. You have few, if any freckles. We... You got... I got millions.

on my arms especially none on your face though yeah you used to right yeah eat my ass you're lying morgan there was some really this was actually an interesting one because you know i've gone my whole life people calling me like ginger and redhead and yeah red hair Alexander your genetics predict 99% chance you do not have red hair there you go so unless i'm a 1% are over here um yeah even unibrow is in here or widow's peak or a toe-length ratio toe length ratio 71% chance you have a longer big toe do you show do you've seen my feet bro no but the viewers haven't yet they've seen them enough Maybe give them one more treat.

So now we just need James to do his jeans so we can find out. I'll do my whole family tree. Yeah but then we can't know what your earwax is like. I can do it. If you pay for your earwax is like. That was like a skibbby-diby toilet one. Like a skibbty toilet sort of one. Well there's my jeans.

How do you feel about having bad jeans? um i was expecting worse because i added the package that was like the disease pack yeah see what what was on your disease pack well it wasn't positive for any of them except for type 2 diabetes that runs in the family it's good thing you decided against the fat thing yeah no you should done it so you can edge one everything should be an attempt to max out no because mine would be really depressing because it's just like a disease like you know celiac disease all the shit I love eating inability to flush toilet disease

that dumb hose disease yeah man you upset me man so why are you guys does it say how potent your seed is I think that's a different service you gotta pay for I can deliver that kind of service I know connections

you got Drake type seed so I'm thinking I gotta start storing my seed it's clearly valuable I've still mine you're 90 I was thinking more like the how can I take this this athlete's blood

pass it on so someone can actually use it you know yeah oh you want to both what would you do if you got the results and it's had 19 47% normal. Basically is what I say. Your genes dictate you are likely a gamer.

Your genes dictate you are probably bullied at school. You got the League of Legend gene. Yeah. Yeah. Well, guys, come on. Give me your thoughts on my genes before we move on. Um, Boring.

Well, I think they're cool and crazy. I like the, um, the, the Indian bit and the Jewish bit. That was interesting. There is a cool menu you can go to where it's DNA relatives. Huge copper. So there's like 1,500 people here with like different levels of DNA shared across the world. Like, for example, this woman here is Sharon, third to fifth cousin. 0.8% DNA shared.

That's like not even a cousin then. Third to fifth cousin, that's pretty removed. So their DNA intertwines with yours? Yeah. So if, no, surely, you can't have sex for anyone ever because they could be related to you. That's incest, technically.

Yeah, but fourth removed. I think it'd be right. You know. Oh shit. This one's called Cammy Pounders. Remind of what he's doing. Relative of C.C.8th cousin.

Pounders family. It all makes sense. Yeah. We're a Pounder. Maybe we're related to CCH Pounder. Yeah. Fuck off. I did find a menu where it's like,

oh yeah, the fact you mentioned Neanderthal. It's quite weird Because there's a whole section Hey Alexander You have more Neanderthal DNA Than 48% of other customers Well that's pretty low down If it was like 90%

It's like the bottom 50% Yeah if it was like you've got more than 90% Of everyone else Okay how much um Oh I forgot the name Oh it's right there as well What's the story of your DNA? And they give you a

cringy little, like, share your ancestry thing. I'm 3% Jewish. If I went around saying, yeah, I kind of consider myself like Northern Indian and Pakistani myself. That was the most surprising to me. So what was going on with? our family over there

six generations ago what were they up to I don't know I don't know anything about history because I'm relatively ignorant well yeah so same here

maybe like England was doing something there at the time in Pakistan was that the Crusades Pakistan yeah amazing how do you feel about that

like we're so advanced now where we can like splice fruits together and make like new apples. Yeah, do you see what I mean? Like we're actually suffering more now. Yeah, we should go back. I think we need to drop nukes. I want an apple, but when you bite into it, it tastes more like a raspberry. I want an apple that when I bite it, it tastes like

prime. I'm telling you, it's lies to act like, like, all of life forever has been suffering up until like after World War II. There is that crazy point though where um we existed like as cavemen for like a hundred k years didn't we like not that much changing just sort of like yeah static and then all of a sudden and then someone accidentally invented bitcoin yeah and then it couldn't slow down yeah it's like Oppenheimer you know more important way more important do you think the the caveman that accidentally discovered fire looked at it like Oppenheimer at the end what have I done I would love to be that man

because the first thing I'd do is set with a hell on fire No You let you impulsive win You just lit a fire you'd become impulsive Then you'd look like this legendary like Fire warrior Yeah You can spread fire to people

And then your clan becomes a fire clan And you set fire to all your rivals And you end up being United States for America If like you've just discovered fire right And then like your squad or whatever Your gang Your tribe

Your tribe Your tribe points to you and they're like, what do we call you? What would you say? Venom. I'm fire venom. Carnage. Whatever the other one was of spice slices.

Carnage. Ice and fireman, whatever you wanted to call this to. Ice and flamer. Yeah, you flamer. Then your other clan is they happen to be grown in the ice biojome. boom and then he fights you and he wins because the fire doesn't melt I'd be like you can call me Elon Musk

you wouldn't know about Elon Musk because you'd be in Neffandor and then be later I would I don't know about Venom either well you're gonna know what Venom is because you would have seen been bitten by spider yeah and you would call it Venom Venom Venom

Not only if I brought you fire, but I brought you the most fine super hero. The worst superhero. The worst superhero. No, Spider-Man's lame as fuck. Everyone's going to hate me. They hate me because I speak the truth. Superiors in general was a lame. I love when I hear people say that.

I've heard this on like videos and debates and stuff where it's like people have this worldview where they'd be like, if people say it's not true that inherently means it's true by default what what? Like if what you're saying is getting pushed back

that inherently means that it's true so like so imagine you're in the mind of a conspiracy theorist they're bringing up crazy conspiracies they're lizard people

and there's crazy chemicals controlling us well don't say the real ones because that kind of defeats the point true yeah okay squid people Yeah. Squid people are more than likely than lizard people. Squids have...

Are you thinking of octopus? No, I'm not thinking of octopussy. James Bond. I think about James Bond enough. A lot, I mean. Octopussy, squiddo pussy. Is it just the return of pussy? That's Nintendo's game, isn't it?

Manta ray pussy. The Manta ray pussy. pack for Splatoon 3 Oh God Splatoon 3 already exists Yeah, and it's not good It exists, yeah They already made

Splatoon 4's nearly up Splatoon 3 Splat Poon Splat Poon Splat Poon 3 Yeah Yeah Yeah

Um They should do that for Splatoon 4 Splatoon 4 Octopussy and it's like a James Bond parody That would be cool That's a cool idea I'm pretty sure they've really done the James Bond thing

With octopussy Not with that classic Nintendo Edgy humour Yeah They push the vote out man But tell me what would be so problem with living in the middle age I would love to We should go back

Yeah exactly nothing to say about that one no sirie I'm sweating dog that's one thing that I'd suffer with sweatness

you would be known it you'd be ostracized in the village you're being sweaty all the time yeah I'd be sweaty and hot and I'd be like where's the fan

there's no fan where's the fan invent it you invent the fan but they had fans because it would just been like a stick from leaves on

no but that sucks no come on gotta have your slave do it for you well go to that go to Egypt? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's a conspiracy that slaves made the pyramid. They didn't. That's a fact. Can you call it conspiracy? Well, yeah, that's just what used to be taught. Yeah, but no, but it's a conspiracy

to go against that now, still say the theory. It's not theory, though, it's proven they're not. What do you define as a slave? Someone who's a slave. Being it being paid for your worth is not slavery no but what about the you know the little Asian boys mining for lithium they're probably paid like something yeah lithium

they're paid in lithium coin yeah okay well we can't go into a big debate about what is slavery no because because but from what is told the people who built the pyramids weren't slaves they were just workers and if they're doing I'd argue workers

are slaves Ooh Then I'm a slave You are There's no ethical consumption Under Pyramidiasium I think everyone is a slave We're a slave to our vices

I definitely am We're a slave to God I'm not Thank you I was working my way there Slave to Buddha Sometimes it's not It's no point talking sense

To people who don't have it Stop making sense Yeah don't make sense Coming to cinemas in the next one or two If there was one thing I wish I was related to William Reynolds

That's it That's all I want for my doing there How much would like Of a twat would I have to be like On every form I fill out now I'm like Well technically I'm kind of ethnically Indian in a way

You know there's some people who do do that And everyone hates them Yeah Six generations ago There was a A loose connection to India. Yeah.

Well, find out your DNA. Yeah, send us your DNA in our PO box. What you need to do is you need to... It tastes like 3% Arabian. what's your guest that's actually what you're paying them for you send up a vial there oh I know that taste anyway

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Yeah, our media starts selling organs. It's all official channels, I swear. Yeah, that checks out. But with that being said, guys... Oh! I'm