JAR Media Posdact - smile because its over.

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:31 Housekeeping 18:13 Zuck Let us DOWN 28:56 Ai Skinhead Propaganda 36:18 CBT 46:27 Mid Break 49:10 Question Thread: Instant Aggression 51:20 Manosphere Documentary 56:55 Passing Gorillaz On... 1:02:24 Stop Motion Lego 1:04:32 Who pays for it? 1:06:05 Dinosaurus Feedback 1:09:46 Boredom 1:14:44 Identity and Country 1:19:53 Humdrum Problem 1:23:56 Recent Lingo 1:28:49 Ravenmaster Report #BroCastS7E11

Where's your hat? Where the chungus? Mystic chungus. When Billy sends the whole mogging fortress. I think we need to be honest with ourselves and stop trying to keep up. We're too chopped an unk now.

We can't keep doing this. Me? I feel like I'm destined to be the most gammon-gammon of all time. Just this pink little pig. There's nothing wrong. wrong with a pink pig. Yeah.

Oink, oink, oink. Okay. 12 pounds for a pint, is it? Oink, oink. Make it two. You got a mega points. Two megapints for only 40 pounds.

I don't like it. You scare Billy off. She don't like no. I mean, pigs do make some fuck sounds. There was someone really upset a few episodes ago when we were doing like more noises than usual. Huh? And they're like, this is just unbearable. Like, you're just doing noises.

That's valid. And it's just like, you understand that speaking English is just noises, right? Ooh, that's fucking real. Yeah. Language is invented, right? A formation of oinks and tweets. Yeah. Should we do a couple noises?

is just a vocal warm-up. I always think about those legends. They have the playlist going while they sleep. Yeah, yeah. Wake up at 3 a.m. to... Yeah, well, you could like subliminal you controlled them. Yeah. Join the cult, my friend, the jar media Patreon.

Your bum is leaking poo a bit. You're going to wake up and really need to wipe. In a way you're not used to. All jar listeners have to get up and go wipe first thing in the morning. But it's dry. Completely bone dry. What that?

I could have sworn I had a bit of leakage. Well, speaking of leakage, good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Everybody. Welcome to Brokast, Season 7. Episode 11, 711, 711, 711, 711. 7.11. I'm Alex joined by Jim. No, not that one.

Oh. Not six to the seven. If I pick any big buggers today, I apologize. I've got a bit of... of hay fever. This is the one episode you're allowed to eat your boogers. Really? Yeah, because it's national bugger eat day. Horrow! Damn, that would be like a good April Fool's episode. Just eat boogers? For an hour.

Just sit there eating boggers. Bugger hour. Is there anything you can like eat or drink to increase bugger volume? For me, yes. If I like smoke a cigar or something, I get like... Oh, interesting. My sinus isn't very happy about that. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Who invented like lighting a thing on fire and then just breathing it in? Caveman. Do you think Caveman was smoking fat stogies? Well, imagine like the experience of not only like creating fire but then experiencing fire.

Like what you're going to like sniff that shit? What's the first thing every human does is they sniff? I just showed you that picture of the guy with the steam deck 3D printed mask mask. Yeah, gas mask, yeah. That he's like, so he can breathe the steam deck air. So whenever we record for the last few months, we've had like a playlist on Spotify, an instrumental one playing. And today I chose a vapor wave one. So I'm jamming.

Jim's angry. Yeah, I don't like it. Isn't this the pyrocynical song? Is that what I had flashbacks to you? A particular era of YouTube. Yeah. Every end screen having the pyramid and the airport. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and this is mad like 2015 to me. Yeah. I like Vaporwave though. I don't. I'm the one guy that does. I find it quite, it's, it's too like boring? I don't know, I find it just... Too boring.

Yeah. Well, I hate the thing you like. That's mean. I forgot, did I even say good afternoon, morning, evening or night? You did. You did that. You didn't say. without further ado,

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but pay's just totally got denied she's sharing her toy with me she walked up to you with a little tennis ball and was like look father look what I brought you and not now I'm reading the bloody paper not now I'm doing the gas child

time for children after the patron signed um yeah what was they saying yeah you get your patron names right out in the first or second or if it was this month third week of each month um I did it solo

last week and put it on the end there. It's quite like it's a whole different thing when it's by yourself. Really? Yeah. Yeah, because we've never done that, have we? I've done it before, I think. I did it as the riddler from the Batman. Oh, nice.

Which was pretty cool. What was I talking about? You were just saying how much you hate that film. Hates a strong word. Yeah, it's the worst film probably ever from the past hundred years. Well, you do hate everything, right? After Hours on Patreon,

supplementary show every week. Pays these chance. Yeah, pays these chance. Huge, huge growing playlist over there. Last week we did, we talked about the mountain music video. Yes.

The latest guerrillas album. We broke that down, had a little convo about it, but there's also the Swindon, as they say, video, which should be live for everybody now. So let us know your thoughts on that one. That's one for the books, I think.

as well as JAR Radio is the first episode of that, walk number two, Fallout season two, as they say, Epstein rant, all sorts of variety stuff going on over there, and last but not least, the JAR Media group chat. It's a group chat. Hell yeah.

Watch a group chat, I don't know. Is some sort of chat in a group, perhaps? Ayrhaps. Perhaps. Do you think I've got a cringy voice? on like the cringe base scale cringe being here and base being here where does my voice land

on the spectrum yeah on the cringe base spectrum it's much more towards based are you biased because you we sound similar yeah yeah in the comments can you tell us if we're closer like I guess one can be based and zero is cringe

so a zero point something Sometimes I'll lock in to a British stranger in like the public talking and be like... Yeah. What's like the opposite of a face for radio? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, right. Like it's a hot dude, but his voice is stinging. Yeah, like, you've got a face for television, but don't speak.

Yeah. You've got a face for porn. George Clooney can dub you and yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Yeah, no, you're right there A lot of British accents are shit Yeah, and there's layers

Like, there's the accent And then there's the voice as well Yeah, yeah Some voice suit an accent And some accents don't suit the voice That's true, right, yeah See, one of my main motivations for smoking before

Was to get a cooler voice To get Master Chief voice Yeah, that's why I drink a fifth of whiskey a day, Yeah. Is it working? That's the thing. I was like, come on, I smoke like, I was kind of a heavy smoker and I was like, why isn't my voice getting all fucked up and gravelly?

Like, I still sound like, um. You got to give it a few more decades, I think. Yeah, but then you start eating into your actual life. Hey, that's the risk reward. Yeah, that's the payoff, I guess. You get a couple years of having a cool voice and then you cry. We need like, you know, it's got a good voice. John Goodman.

that's a good booming voice, but that partially might be because of his sheer size. Yeah, I think big, large people tend to have, like, cool voices, like big, especially, like, because you're like, yeah, you become, like an instrument, kind of. Yeah, like a bellowing organ. Yeah, like, whenever you see the opera singers. Yeah, they're large and in charge. They're large and in charge, man. Large A and In Charge A.

Marge from The Simpsons and In Charge A. Um, so let's do some housekeeping there. round off some of the conversations from the last week or so. Johnny Bongo Drum says they missed that Stewie is gay because originally he was an

evil baby based off classic Bond type villains which were gay coded and then the gag evolved into making his gay coded evil behavior into actually just gay. And he's no longer evil? That was his joke, wasn't it? Like that he was a super villain.

Yeah. But trying to kill his mother. Yeah, he was an Avengers level threat from baby age. Well, he's probably going to be in the new Avengers movie at this rate. Yeah, on the Marvel YouTube channel, there'll be like the Stewie trailer. Yeah. With a serious thumbnail. You know?

Yeah. Brian Tees. And Simpsons. Homer and the Avengers? I feel like Bart would be... Spider-pig? Barry Lang says, absolute GTA online player characters.

I appreciated that. That must be in relation to our costumes from last week in which I'm wearing one of the hats right now. Someone should make the GTA loading screens, but like with us, you know, you buy Angry Bird, you know, when it's playing like the chill music when you're loading out. Yeah.

Like a... That'll be cool. I like Angry Birds. Yeah, Angry Birds is... I bought Angry Birds too, like a... a year ago, maybe a couple, a few years ago. Yeah, finished the whole game. I didn't three star everything, obviously.

That's psychotic. But I got through it all. Good as fuck. Good game. Brilliant game. Classic game. It's a good game. It's like a classic good game.

One of the most good games. The best thing to come out of Sweden. Swedish? You love the movie as well, right? I remember you raving and raving. about how much you like the Angry Birds movie. Yeah, they're both good and the third one's coming out this year, baby. Yeah.

I'll be there day one. For Angry Birds, the movie Angry. Angry Birds, the movie 3, this time we're angry. Yeah, Angry Verse 3, the movie, Angry this time. Now we're really getting mad. Um... This bird's just gotten angry. Epic Iram says, bro, I swear Alex is sick at every week.

Yeah I agree And douged soul replied saying He's extremely prone To travel sickness too Hey What am I gonna do

Was that a good comeback Yeah Yeah Do it again What actually am I supposed to do Um Manosphere up Perhaps

I'm gonna start What's it cool Like hammer maxing Whatever Smash You know when you hit your face for the hammer to change your like joy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And smoking meth. Oh. Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do. Tonight. Um, Sun Praising Man says, finally the Argi GoPro cam has arrived.

It's so weird to see the side of the room from the older cast. I always thought they were recording in different rooms for some reason. No, we're in the same room. Same room. There has been another room in the room. There has been another room in the room. the mix, but... Different dog.

Yeah, there was for a time. Schizomancer says The boys are more loyal to this podcast than my dad was to my mother. Sorry to hear that, my friend. Yeah. What a naughty father. Vichal Callie Karen

said, you have Jack's chain tattoos from Bioshock? Yeah. I've had that for fucking, like, two years. No, you just put them... There's stickers you put them on when we record. Yeah, they're those like wet and rub ones. Hazley's being a mega cuddle. She's always a mega cuddler.

She's got to get some optic wins back after losing it all to argue again. Yeah. Last week. Timu Trent showeders, Shodhers, says, What do you think of Jack Harlow's comment that with my new R&B album, I became more black? That's insane. Yeah, he sucks.

Yeah, he sucks. Yeah, he does suck. I haven't heard this new album. Is it trash? I haven't listened to it. I just know he sucks. Yeah, doesn't he know it's like it's no longer cool to be black? Like that, that.

Like, like Ariana Grande is no longer black. Oh, I see. Like, like they've looked at it. Like all the celebrities, like the Kardashians, they all went black. And now they're all like 180ing back to. There are far fewer rap songs in the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100 now.

It's significantly going down. It's like, um, like Get Out alluded to this exact thing. Like, uh, one of the characters saying like how it's cool to be a black guy now, like, being, being black is in and then. Yeah, because now the, now that like, what they call it like, heroin sheik or something? Yeah. We're like being super, super, super skinny when it was like. What? Oh, Pacey's got the cable.

My God, dude. What was I saying? Yeah. Yeah, heroin chic or whatever. Yeah, that's it. It was like, how can you go back to that when it became like, oh, yeah, like having hips is like nice? Yeah, big chunky bunder. Give me some big fat bunder.

That's like, oh yeah, because that's like, That makes sense, right? I don't really understand why you then how a key, like, part of women's bodies can go out of, like, fashion. It's like, what are you talking about? It's also weird that, like, post Epstein file release that that is, like, the trend. Yeah, well, the creepy, like, model standards are similar to protest. And, all influenced by a small group of wealthy PDF files. Um, two more before we going to float topics.

Dan the Homo sapien says, did you strap argue to the same camera that was almost a fire hazard the other week? Cheers. It was the same camera, but let me clarify what the, uh, the fire hazard part was. Um, because there was no fire hazard. Um, when I, when we were talking about it overheating, joking about it being a fire hazard is that when you run it off a cable, and it has the battery inside, the battery gets really hot,

and it will turn itself off when it gets too hot. When it was mounted on Agi, there was no mains connection. It was running off a battery, so. He only received a minor bands. Yeah, they're only like second, at least it went third degree. Yeah. And he needed some bubbly punishment anyway. You know, get him in line.

Yeah. He needs whipping into shape. He needs some Hassan electrifying him every now and again. And real hard, hardly a bucket. Badly a Hackett says, It is effeminate top at a camera on an animal, Alex. I think it meant it's effeminate to put a camera on an animal, Alex. You got me.

I put a camera on argue and now I'm trans. Um, that sounds like a, a mirror article. Yeah. I'll put a GoPro on my dog and now I'm trained. That does sound like, yeah, like a channel full of documentaries. Yeah. Damn. Um, so we've got a few things to talk about.

To go through with them. We got a little, we got some flexibility here because there's also a CB2 I want to do. Um. So do you want to do a CBT first or just something cringy that I'm reveling in? The cringe? You want to do a cringe first? Yeah. Um, so do you remember the metaverse?

Yeah. Um, I think. Yeah, you know that cool Facebook guy? Mark. Yes. The Zuck. Yeah, he goes, he, he, he, he, he, he, gets like a cartoon version of himself. The piss drinker.

Yeah, yeah. Piss time. Yeah, Piss time himself. He pulled the plug on the Metaverse. No. Really? Only $80 billion later. Don't get me started.

Don't get me started. Right, it's hilarious. I was just looking up some facts on the Metaverse. I'd completely forgotten about it. Yeah. It looked like, it had like worse than like PS2, like graphics. Yeah. For whatever this.

This is what they bought like Oculus Rift for, right? Yeah. It was like, this is going to be the initiative, I guess. The growth initiative is to go into the virtual world. Yeah. And start like selling land in the virtual world. Yeah. Avatar and shit like that.

They can't run out of land in the virtual world. And they, there were different aspects to it like Horizon Worlds or something, they called it. it. Um, so just for context, in 2024 alone, it lost 17.7 billion dollars. Oh my God. Like what? What year? 2024 alone. Wow. With it looking to be about 80 billion dollars in loss with this whole project, which is basically just like, VR chat, but like, way worse. Yeah.

Any of the funny shit. With the infamous video of him showing off the, like, like Eiffel Tower with his like, it looks like a me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen the one where his tits grow? No. And like, the first few years, they didn't have a leg tracking. So you're just this, you're like the genie from Aladdin.

Will Smith flying around. Just a crazy awful idea. Hey, are you coming? Yeah, just got to find something to wear. It's struggled to maintain 200,000. active users at its peak. It was out? Yeah, it's been out for years.

Oh, right. 200,000. 3D street art, that's cool. Send that link over so we can all look at it. But why would Facebook, like, the, like, its thing is that, like, everyone's on it, pretty much. Yeah.

Go into, like, the industry of VR, which is, like, a niche. You know, it's not mainstream yet. I guess he was trying to be the entrepreneur, like, I'm going to be the one. to put this in everyone's hands, you know? They all want to be Steve Jobs, don't they? Right. They all want to do that.

But they didn't go into any, like, hardware. Like, that's where you start. You'd have to actually offer people a way to onboard. And it's like a, it is a notoriously small market. Yeah. VR headsets and that kind of thing. Well, it is still like a niche technology, for sure. It's like you have people that are really into it.

And... Buzz, that you? Of course it's me. You know I had to be the robot, man. I thought I was supposed to be the robot. Because they've pivoted, haven't they, into those creepy, um, ray bands that have, like, the tiny cameras on. Yeah, that's fucking weird.

I can't believe that that's, like, normal. There's weird, like, AI, um, Chris Pratt and Chris. Oh, those. Chris Hemsworth. They're like... And Chris Jenner, too, isn't it? I don't know. But they're, like, all those adverts.

Where it's photos of them and it doesn't look like them. It's fucking weird. And they're wearing these glasses with cameras on. It's like, yeah. What are we doing here, Bob? It is. creepy is like what we doing here bubba shit um i actually had it when i was in berlin i was walking down like this street and um there was this there were like four or five like like just sounds coming from

somewhere and they kind of sounded like gunshots bloody hell it was crazy and it was like what and some random dude who's on the street comes over and is like do you know what that sound was and it was like i was like no and then notice he's wearing those ray bands with the little camera like indicating it's the light indicating it's recording right so is there like some random video of me like in Berlin was he live streamed that's fucking weird yeah yeah I didn't like that because like you from what I understand at least in the UK you can like film people in public

that's not illegal to do so like us walking around Swindon making GoPro videos is legal um obviously on like private property and stuff like that it's different but so I guess it's like technically legal to legal is that where there's so many videos I see like shorts where it seems like people aren't aware that they're being filmed yeah it's probably those glasses yeah that that makes so much more sense because I've always thought like they're looking like straight into this camera why they acting like they don't there's that and And there's also a huge proportion of them are fake. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But normally you can tell. Some of them are like, where it's shit where like people are trying to make someone else laugh and feel like uncomfortable. Mm-hmm. In like a public setting where if you can tell it's like real with how awkward it actually is. Yeah. Like you can only get that cringe from real interactions. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense now. No, the ones that are like, usually actors are things that will play into some topic that, like, gets people enraged. Like, some, like, gender relation type thing, like, look at this woman doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of them are, um, I always see, like, a dude pretending to walk with a PS5 through the hood and then, like, getting robbed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And it's like, yeah, you fucking know it's fake. All right, perfect. Isn't 200,000 users like really fucking bad for its peak? Yeah, that's crazy. Like, that's embarrassing shit. 200,000 users for an 80 billion investment. And they have so much money that they're just still fine. It's awesome. Wow.

I love the movement. Wait, it's, it's disappearing. This is. I guess yeah I don't know like where their values coming from at this point I guess they have Instagram Instagram WhatsApp Facebook all this shit it's a monopoly that's like it's it's like Microsoft it's too big no coyfish that fly that's new this is wild and all their products suck in a similar way they just get so big and everything just fucking sucks yeah like the actual software fucking blows yeah because it just becomes about charging you the most amount of money possible for the worst product

Well, because they have to constantly, they will subscription models, so they have to justify changes and tweaks. So they just change shit for the sake of it and basically just wind up undoing it. But in that process, you've got updates so it looks like you're getting something new. Yeah, it's garbage. You have to see this. Beast is going crazy. Oh, I love that guy. But this one was crazy is that in 2021-2020, speculators spent millions of real dollars buying plots of land in platforms like,

Decentra land Which would fall to 38 daily active users And the sandbox Some plots that sold for 10,000 plus dollars Saw their value plummet by 90% or more Turns out scarcity in a digital world with infinite space Wasn't the selling point investors thought it was Wait, why can you buy virtual land?

There was just something in the air around then Because it's very like NFT kind of like Yeah, yeah, yeah We think there's some future in this Like it's so ridiculous though But how could it ever work Like virtual land isn't worth anything Yeah unless it's like

Minecraft's on 360 There's a little limited map You know You have like an instance and you can't go beyond Yeah but But it's virtual It's not like you can actually like Oh yeah yeah

There's nothing you can do with that Imagine if I, yeah, the GTO6, like, you actually buy plots of land. Yeah, like, compete in the economy. Yeah, you have to actually, like, pay rent and shit. Wow, this is great. It's so realistic. Yeah. Oh, my city's not rent control.

I'm fucked. Yeah. So, I don't know, I take a lot of glee and such a bad idea, like, utterly failing. Yeah. embarrassing. Especially when these people. When it's matter as well, fuck that company. Especially, yeah.

Yeah, you named the whole company over it. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot about that. It's no longer Facebook. Why would you do that? Dumb and stupid and idiot. Facebook's too boomery. We need to be modernized with the messiverse.

By making it more boomery. Yeah. Whoa, we're floating in space? Who made this place? It's awesome. Well, at least we got pee time and... Pist time is worth it. and the Zuck with tiddies.

Do you have a favorite feature to use in here? Yeah. Something that you think is very cool. Check this out. Wow. So that's pretty neat. This is so freaking cool. The Zuck with a perm and a chain.

You stole my look for a minute there. You just got your look from that rapper you were talking about earlier anyway. Yeah, I got some bad ones. I got Jack Harlow, Mark Zuckerberg. Young gravy. Young gravy. Dream. Dream.

So, holy fuck. That's quite a mixture. Oh, okay. There was actually something else that I forgot to mention. Unless you want to do the CBT. Do the other thing first. Okay. Have you heard of...

And this is crazy. meet the AI rapper working for the far right um this is a varro media article and i found i found it on like spotify and stuff um a self-shot phone video shows an Asian man standing in a crowd saying we are here to the camera cut to a chiseled skinhead he snorts in derision and replies not for long before covering his face in a union jack bandana The social media video then cuts to a clip of the skinhead marching in military-style formation with dozens of others, all wearing black fatigues. Next, he slams a man to the ground, then we see the shaven-headed man speeding, a van labelled deportation unit through London. Finally, a queue for a deportation flight out of the country.

The skinhead is Danny Bones, a new musician who raps about immigration, national identity, and a broken Britain, while taking vigilante action against migrants and rioting against the police. part pop star part action hero the video to his most popular song this is England looks gritty drawing on images of a country in decline rubbish strewn back streets boarded up shops cars gutted by arson graffiti and crap weather this is England he sings plaintively in the song's chorus don't ask why Britain is falling and this is the grim reality the bones is not real look closely and all the telltale signs of a. I slopper there the video jerks in places, he looks human enough. But Bones' mouth doesn't quite track with the lyrics.

The bleak aesthetic is hyper-real and yet feels strangely otherworldly. It's hard to not get the sense that you're watching a scene from a video game. Bones is an AI creation, backed, created by a shadowy agency linked to a far-right political party, blocked by the world's richest man. An investigation by the Bureau of Investigative Journalism has uncovered links between the operation behind the persona, and Ben Habib's party

advance UK. Experts believe this is the first time an AI character has been linked to a political party and says Bones is a concerning sign of things to come. Do you remember that

the the Black Mirror episode with like the blue dog in politics? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's so sure. Yeah, that shows proving to be weirdly uh...

To a point where. made itself irrelevant. Yeah, it's got nothing to say anymore. Yeah, it can't even really be pressing anymore. Yeah, it's already predicted everything. It's like the episode with the eyes with the cameras in, that's like the Rayban glasses. Yeah.

Um, yeah, that's fucking horrendous. More propaganda from the super rich. Like, and I don't think it's a coincidence that AI shit is always like right leaning. Uh-huh. Like the left doesn't use this. It's also, yeah. It's a right wing tool. Also calling the most popular song, This is England, is also.

Yeah. I'll play a little bit in your earpiece. I won't be able to play this on the cast, unfortunately, but you can just search. I wouldn't recommend it. Is it a banger? On Spotify. Is it a tune?

Danny Bones, this is England. Just playing it in our headphones right now. You can see the aesthetics there with the, like, the scary stuff. and the yeah so yeah speaking of metaverse

you could imagine like boomers on Facebook sharing yeah like propaganda videos with this it's specifically trying to like

capture like working class yeah yeah um disenfranchised people yeah it's pipeline shit yeah

cringy as far it's straight up propaganda like there's There's no two ways about it. But I think, like, we're so cooked on social media that a lot of people will hear this and think it's probably a real person. Like, it sounds like something I'd hear in McDonald's, to be honest. Yeah, it does.

It will probably be playing there next time you go. It's like, yeah, of course it has a link to that fucking party and everything. Not real. I think language is a form of brainwashing and you've got an unlearn language. you've got to unlearn language Make a new language that we can gatekeep No no just Only communicate via

Fortnite emotes It's the only language That hasn't been tainted with propaganda yet Oh Sort of last bit on that The nationalistic tone of the lyrics and imagery Is no accident Bones was created by a creative project

That has been linked to the Far Right Party Advance UK Is that the splinter reform Yeah I believe so I actually can't keep up. They're like, they're like just shamed. Yeah,

I think, um, it's a fucking brilliant thing. I think they're cooked now. Well, that, yeah, touch wood.

This, do you remember that video I said about, um, they're like, how Britain defeated fascism before, like in the 70s? Um, um,

and it's, this is kind of what they did. They, like, splintered it. Mm, you know, if,

uh, if you focus on, it's like dividing conquer. almost. Yeah. Former Reform UK co-deputy leader, Habib, launched Advance UK last year. Habib recently signalled that he would like to join forces with Rupert Lowe's Restore Britain Party, potentially creating a force even further right than reform in August, Advanced UK, got backing from the world's richest man Elon Musk, who said, Advanced UK will actually drive change. Nigel Farage's weak source who will do nothing. Who asked your opinion? You're not even British.

we were walking today in town and we saw a Tesla and someone has keyed into it fascist So that's where people are landing on you Elon Musk Yeah we just need it to be a thing where like It's optics poison to have him be near in any way Yeah I think we're doing a good job with that Yeah it's working

He's so like Is there anyone uncooler at the moment As far as like someone that famous Yeah He's like he's doing a good job with that actually He's the most wealthy man on the planet, like, by a long shot now. And he's a cornball who everyone hates. He's a loser.

He's a loser Nazi piece of shit. I feel like since Doge, that's when he really went. Doge is so fucking crinchy. So stupid. They shut off about that real quick. Yeah. Like, where is it? What did they actually do?

Which is it up from my... They just wasted a bunch of money. The Department of Government Efficiency came in, made it less efficient, lost money and then left. Yeah. Well, AI rappers, AI Zucks, I got something real for you. Yeah. A.R. Cringe-based or tough.

It is called this segment where I go through a handful of quotes from a real or fictional person, a philosopher, a philosopher, a, An Xbox. It could be anything. A Dark Souls 2 character. It could be a Dark Souls 2 character for all you know. So you've got to guess who it is and rate each one of these as a C-B or a T. You do know who this is? Is it Homer?

Close. Marge. Even closer. Okay. Maggie. First quote. Oh yeah. This is happening.

Ooh, baste. Give that a base. Because it's happening. It is. Nothing starts until you take action. If you have time to worry, then run. Is it Sonic? How the fuck did you know that?

What? Is that actually? How did you know that? That's from Sonic 06. Really? The first one was from Sonic. adventure. Yeah. And I was trying to find like Sonic quotes that don't mention the fact he's a hedgehog or that

there's an egg man. Or gotta go fast. Or gotta go fast. Is that where it was gonna end? No, I didn't, I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I'll give gotta go fast the tough for the record. Um, that one was cringe. So I knew it was sonic. I was like, no motherfucker would say something's so cringy. Don't just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It's the only way to to live a life without regrets. Cringe. That's the Japanese tagline from Sonic the Hedge of 1.

Nice. To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right. Even if others tell you you're wrong. The first thing you must do to live a life of power is to find courage. You must be ready to reach beyond the boundaries of time itself, and to do that, all you need is the will to take the first step. Cringe. Do you remember on the other one we did while back?

brevity is the soul of wit I've never known Sonic is the most witless person Wait he's a hedgehog This is very like This has been translated From Japanese

Yeah yeah yeah That was for the Japanese Tagline from Sonic the Hedgehog CD Um Yeah super flowery They love Um They like big broad concepts

But like They're such They're such like platitudes You know Yeah, they can do. Believe. Believe in yourself. It's the anime type of like, yeah, with the power of friendship.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do it if you really try. It's a lot of that. Ask not what others can do for you, but what you can do for others. I'll give that one a baste. That is a best. That is a good one. Well done, Sonic.

That's from the Sonic the Hedgehog CD, quote from behind the box cover. Extraordinary things can happen. If you believe in yourself, you've got to have some faith in yourself. If you want respect from your friends... Crenge. I think it's... I think it's cringe-based. Read it again.

Extraordinary things can happen if you believe in yourself. You've got to have some faith in yourself if you want respect from your friends. I'll just give that cringe. Use less words. Sorry for being brash. People who are all talk are the worst. I don't do what I do out of righteousness. I do what I do because I love to do it, but I'd never betray you.

Crenge, Jesus. Intro message from the Japanese manual for the original Sonic Hedgehog 1. He might have the most cringes out of anyone so far. Don't just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Wait, did I just say that? Do it right away. Do it when you can.

It's the only way to live a life without regrets. Cringe That's the one Yeah That at least ended the same way as the other one It's like slightly different Two more I have no master

Except the wind that blows freely Crenge, fuck me That's from Sonic in the Black Knight And last but not least Every world has its end I know that's kind of sad but that's why you've got to live life to the fullest you have me in the first half

the second half just made it cringe like I've got a CBT for you there's one quote and you can you got to give it a CBT and guess who it was okay are you ready? Yeah they made a vow their mother will be found

oh I don't know what that is but that's striking me hard yeah that that iron is hot hot hot That's a base tough That is based Hifen tough

They made a vow Their mother will be found Argy underground Paisley in the ground Yeah I should have got some Sonic underground Quits in there They made a vow Their mother will be found

Triplets born Billy Beasley and Argy await So unless you got anything, bro A sphincter warns of a deadly fate Billy didn't appreciate that Give up your children Lying wait

You missed out a line actually Did I? Lying wick Your children separate Bide your time Lion weight I should never have tried to get Fucking Sonic Underground

Past you he's seen every episode did he ever did they ever find their mother I believe so Sonic under ground Sonic That was good Sonic

I like little plumpy Sonic Yeah He made a vow Those hot dogs will be devoured Yeah I don't like Looks maxing Sonic you know Yeah He takes meth and like hits his face

With a hammer all the time I like um low-co can you and leave Sonic He gets like Amy Use your handsings hammer on me and fix my face. It's my jawline, Amy. I'm chopped, Amy. Get the hammer.

Sonic mocking now. Sonic's mugging now. He made a vow. He'll mog on them fow hounds. So maybe if it was like, if it was knuckles, I think maybe you would have liked the quotes more. Yeah. But with it being. He's tougher.

shadow shadow's cold shadow's eyes fucking cold actually i've got a fucking gun your school's in danger from me yeah that's my favorite shadow quote let me save the school from you that game had major school shoot yeah did so fucking edgy i drive a motorbike and i kill with guns i'm not like regular Sonic who doesn't do that. Also, I'm Keanu Reeves. Did he have like fucking guns in that movie? I never saw it. I don't know. Who gives

the shit? The whole world? Jim Carrey in his new face? He's got a nice new face actually. Very kissable. His cheekbones are much more succulent. I just want to grab him like I'm the granny and he's my grandson.

Yeah. You've been behaving. It just comes off. Trying to stick it back on it. Sorry, Jimmy. Kill me. Free me. He's like melting. I suppose that's kind of an egg man sort of thing to do.

It is kind of. Not that I know anything about egg man. I'm egg maxing. I think if you play Sonic games, you need to be on some sort of watch list. Yeah, the JAR Media Patreon. It's actually an elaborate way of like gathering Sonic fans just deal with them, you know? To deal with them. Yeah, we're getting all your IP addresses.

We're going to find you. We're going to send the drones. I'm going to send in Marion Luigi to. No, we're going to send in like the robots from Sonic to go and kill you. But that makes us like the Eggman. Yeah, I'll tell that. You want to be the villain? Yeah, I hate Sonic.

I'd happily... Eggman's kind of like Elon Musk of their world. But in their world, everything's like the wrong way around, so their Elon Musk is... But doesn't he want, like, the emeralds? Everyone wants the emeralds. It's a metaphor for oil. No, but like Elon Musk emeralds. Yeah, true.

You know, emerald mine. Yeah, that's true. I want to see... It's a metaphor for multiple things. I want to see Elon Musk in Sonic art style. What that would look like. That would be fucking. cool actually. I think he's like, he comes from that universe and he was like morphed. Oh, he's like gone through a portal.

Yeah, that's why he is the way he is. I guess we'll see you after these cringy messages. Hello there. I'm well, Mr. Man. I'm gonna do something about it all. Rankers on PS5 out now. This is wild. Yeah. What's that new song you invented? Sipping on a goblin's cup. Sipping on a goblin's cup, you say.

And it goes a little something like this. Sip, sip, sipping on a goblin's cup. You need, um, what they call it a banjo. And a shipping, shipping, shipping on this gobbling cup. This is great buzz, but there's something I gotta get back, that. Get them to do Elon Musk as a sonic character in studio Ghibli style. Yo, I want studio Gibbley Musk. Ghibli.

Studio Ghibli. I used to know a kid called Nibbles. Do you remember Nibbles? No, I only heard stories of Nibbles. I'm pretty sure he was, I was gone by the time Nibbles came into the future. He'd always punch himself in the head. Oh, he's one of those. There's always one of those.

Like a tough kid. When he gets overwhelmed, he punches himself in the head type thing. No, he did it more to, like, show off. Oh, for attention? Yeah. For humours. He'd be like, oh, Nibbles. Punch yourself in the head.

nibbles, bivv, brain damage. Not that we'd actually ask him to. I certainly wouldn't. Brain damage for approval. My favorite type of brain damage. Is boxing brain damage for approval? Yeah.

In a way? Yeah. Have you seen Muhammad Ali as an old man? No. I don't think I want to. Yeah, sad. It's real sad. Yeah.

I'm just traumatized from that video of like, it was like an illegal punch in a certain fight and it instantly just like disabled. Yeah, yeah. The person who gets like, man. This is a hardcore sport. I prefer darts. Hey, a dart in the eye ain't nice either.

Yeah, even then. Too darts. Ah! Yeah. Welcome to the second half of the cast. We head over to the suggestion thread over on the Jail Media subreddit, not our slash FNAF. We also pluck some from the Jal Media group chat from the thread on there. We do.

And we also famously always start this section with Alex singing one of his new songs. Shipping from my Gabbling. Cup, motherfucker. I'm kissing my fish and suck in my goblin dry. Is that how it goes? Yeah, that was a good one. Okay, let's try. Did you have anything you want to say?

You seem like you have something you want to say or sing or dance. No, I'm good. You got all your systems? I'm good. Your system of a down. What does that mean? You know, they're that band. Maybe.

Hi, I'm Gavin. Hello, Gavin. Can get us going here from the... Hello, Gavin. Hi, media group chat. Easy there, cow poke. How about good morning, everyone. How are you?

Then ask us questions. Geez, this new generation has no manners. All jar and no play makes the goblin a damn fine drinker. That was kind of a good Jack Nicholson impression. I've never tried a Jack before. Like, as the Joker. I wasn't even thinking as the Joker, but if you want. What does he say?

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I need to rewatch that movie. It's crazy. It's crazy. That was the last time you saw it. It's kind of interesting. Never rub another man's rhubar. That's a good one, classic.

Yeah. Because as far as that time period in casting the Joker, like it's pretty much like... Oh, yeah, God, yeah. He's genuinely paved the way for, like, on-screen jokers. Even for like the animated one, I think. No, you're right, yeah. And Michael Keaton, shout out Keaton, too. Yeah, Keaton, Keaton understood the assignment.

He's got the aura. He didn't quite understand the not murdering as many people as possible as Batman. It was the 80s. They fucking love murder. Yeah, back then murder, like wasn't murder. Like, killing was way more normal. He was like kissing someone on the cheek type thing. Yeah.

Yeah. It was like Reagan and Thatcher. They had to get that energy out somewhere. Yeah, yeah. I keep getting whiffs of myself. I really stink bad. I didn't realize. I'm sorry.

I'll smell like a piece of pool that's been left and flashed on. I actually don't, well, luckily my nose doesn't really work very well, so I can't smell anything. I stink. Except, um... It's bad, I'm gonna go home and have a wash. I smear oud on my upper lip. You remind me of the oud. You smell like an oud.

Yo, my favorite smell is the oud from Dr. Hughes. You smell like some sort of doctor oud. flapping and clapping it's happening lapping up sat that have splat on the mat and the substance is masculine um from the group chat says why weren't the jai jar boys featured in the new louis through documentary on the manosphere did he ask you to appear in it have you seen the doc and what are your thoughts on it i haven't seen the doc and he he asked us and refused to pay money um yeah well we have appearance fees louis yeah can't all be you know you know on the BBC payroll like you, dude. Yeah, the Netflix propaganda. He's upgraded to Netflix. He's too good. BBC and Netflix, I believe.

You got money from both. Brough. He's getting his bag. Bro. He's going to be able to afford his baguette. Bro. Louis Toro, you should be funding our Bugatti. So, I'm a long-term Louis fan.

I am. Seeing probably the majority of stuff he's made. I thought it was decent. I find for a lot of the stuff, about like online radical culture I'm not the target audience for these documentaries like I didn't already know I didn't learn a single thing from this Manosphere documentary that I didn't

already know but the only thing I would learn the only thing I would learn would be a few other like characters in the yeah there are a couple like people featured in it that I didn't know like pretty new ish like tic tic tic ticot yeah like the tiki toky twat I didn't know he was I might have seen a clip or something of him but they're all they're all cut from the yeah they're all the tape manosphere they're all literally exactly the same person yeah they're all they all

just do the the the Jail University thing yeah yeah it's all like that's the business model it's like it's bullshit they came in subscribe to Jail University basically learn everything weird to offer and then started doing it themselves and calling it something else yeah it's it's highway robbery yeah you got to pay respect to that oh geez you know yeah yeah it like it's the whole point of the the like pyramid shape like business design like it's supposed to go up to us but yeah they all just ripped us off um i don't love like a lot of netflix documentary style editing style where it's like really over the top

like graphics all the time and like they've got like the mr robot score like that's fun not literally but like it sounds yeah yeah that um to try and keep you constantly stimulated um which i found a bit much um especially when like there there there are gags at the expense of like oh we're like real news we're real reporting like we're real documentary filmmakers kind of there are a bunch of jokes about that and then to present it in this kind of like tacky netflix style is a bit like come on lew um he doesn't direct it obviously but yeah i don't know were there any what are we doing here Bubba type moments. I mean, in general, about the subject, yes.

Yeah. I just wish it kind of focused on the the people that affects. Like, there's a little flash in like the halfway point where he manages to interview these fans of one of them briefly. And one of the mentions that they don't believe in mental health, also my brother committed suicide. And it's like, that's, that's something there, like, that's something to delve into, but it's such sort of like a, it's just comes and goes.

And that to me is a bit more interesting than the actual, like, the characters. He does manage to get to the kind of heart of this kind of deep insecurity they all have. And this, they all lack this strong father figure, which is not a coincidence. So they, like, they don't really know how to deal with someone like Louis. They're kind of like they're instinctually treating him as like, um, a patriot kind of. Interesting. But they're super like defensive. Yeah.

And think like he's there to like trip them up and trap them and make like a hit piece on them. Really paranoid. They're very paranoid. So that kind of stuff is interesting. But like if you already know anything about like Sneco and that crew, I don't think you're going to learn anything new, but. it doesn't have to be for me lots of parents will probably be caught up I think it's a good thing for parents

I think it's good for that generation it is yeah it should definitely be like discussed yeah I can get some but it like it lights on it it doesn't um I kind of I kind of hate the discussion around

um what's it called the the Netflix show I never watched adolescence adolescence because it just turned into like well let's uh let's ban the internet it's like no

you're kind of missing i find i found adolescence like a more art for yeah yeah i'm not commenting on the success of like expression yeah i'm not i'm not commenting on the quality of the show whatsoever just the way like it was discussed and like used to justify the bullshit our government's doing on the internet hmm like it's a it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's it's a yeah yeah will somebody please take of the children it's like hijacking the meaning of

that movie to suit their agenda yeah i hear what you're saying um uh the dastardly donut says in a recent interview daman alabar posited the idea that after him gorillas could continue and be passed down to younger artist's thoughts i think we disagree on this because um the more i think about this the more I really hate this idea. Like, I hate this idea. Whereas you seem to think there's some... I think it... I think it...

It fits with the original concept of the band. Kind of? 100%. It's a virtual band. Yeah, but like he is 2D's singing voice. Yeah, it's just AI's voice. Just get Dave Blunt singing with an AI... I just...

To make it work, you would have to change it so much that wouldn't even be guerrillas. in which case why do it is my thing yeah i i get what you're saying because like on every single guerrillas project like it is 50% dame and alban you know and like the struggle for the last few albums have been like oh there's not enough of him or there's too much of him the percentages off yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so the collaborators to me guerrillas is daman alban and james hulets are like that's what it is and then the blank space of the the collaborators like which is always a big question mark of like it could be anything from

anywhere that's supposed to be about like world music and yeah yeah yeah but he needs to remain a part of it um i don't know because like do you know the little sims guerrilla song yeah he's not on that palace or whatever yeah garage palace yeah he's not on that song and that is a gorilla song yeah but there are loads of songs like that and like he would have definitely been involved in the production and stuff, but my point is like, I think there's, there is a potential for that to work. But also, I guess my counterpoint would be no one knows or cares about that song. Um, which is fine.

I know and care about that song. I'm fine with it existing, but I just think... It's a good song. You're asking for trouble, I think. Yeah? If you want to do that. I don't think it would be worth the, like, a hassle and how much you'd have to prove instead of just like coming out the gate with like why not have like a tangential thing where it's like

Gorillas ends for whatever reason and then like Noodle starts like a band or something you know I mean Yeah yeah yeah something like it could be that Yeah I'm okay with that more so I'm talking more like this is gorillas now and it's like You know young gravy I mean that would be cool Yeah that'd be awesome that'd be fucking fun So yeah, you've just kind of defeated yourself in a jar bait as we coined before we start recording.

We're going to start a new series, everybody, where we debate. And that was the first one, jar bait. Yeah, we're modeled on like trigonometry. So, um. Yeah. So we're totally vapid, fucking useless wankstains. But yeah, I gutterily don't really like it unless it maybe. I got to really do really like it.

So you'd be like, hey, it's the monkeys. That's already a thing. What? There's a band called the monkeys? Yeah, the Arctic guerrillas. The summer gorillas. I've got a hot take. What's that?

Are you going to talk shit about the Arctic monkeys? Nah. Not worth it, really? No. They do suck, though. Come on, bro. There's stuff out of there that does actually suck. You're throwing your heat towards Arctic monkeys?

Monkeys. Monkeys don't suck. They normally bite and scratch. No, I mean the band. monkeys. Oh, right, yeah. Hey, hey, we're the monkeys and we enjoy to monkey around. That shit's fucking dick. Isn't that the wiggles? We don't, no, they didn't sing, hey, hey, where the wiggles we like to wiggle around. They kind of do. They don't. They sing shit like, um, the cruise ship, Akadu.

Um, you done on that topic? You got anything more to rage bait with, or? Um, I'm not fucking rage baiting. I, I, I, Do you know what pisses me off more than anything? Rot. When I'm, when someone says to me that I'm like rage baiting and I'm like, I'm literally just existing. You think the gorilla's spin-off? I'm just being normal. Yeah, I want to see Donald Glover being 2D, like dressed up on stage.

You want woke gorillas is what I'm hearing. Yeah. Yeah. They've finally gone woke. I used to get classics like non-political kids with guns Yeah Yeah The album plastic beach

Yeah No I think Sabrina Carpenter should take up the mantle And Yeah we got K-pop demon hunters Like we've got guerrilla sequel Yeah real actually K-pop demon hunters is a good movie Why are you trying to rage about me?

I'm not, I'm literally just being a human Bubble Pops It won an Oscar It's an Oscar winning movie Yeah, it's go to It won two Oscars It won three Oscars Yeah, I probably did

I probably forgot Yoog, york, york Yusuf Nudel has one for us Alex, as a Lego enjoy Did you ever watch any stop motion Lego videos during your younger days on YouTube If so, any favorites you remember I personally like the old stop motion animations

The ones where they sometimes use clay To hold poses or for attack There's this old German Boba Fett animation that I sometimes go back to for nostalgia, even though I've no clue what they're saying, loll. Lego weeds are classic. Lego weed? Yeah. What's that?

It's like a stop motion animated video I found on YouTube that has like 100 views, and it's called like Lego Weed. Is it like a Lego Man smoking? It was clearly made by like a 10-year-old, and it's just like completely random. Yeah, right. They use the tropical leaf piece as like a stand-in. That's cool. That's a pretty classic.

I didn't even know what weed was when I was town. Yeah, me neither. I remember hearing when our parents were buying a house. There's a bit of land at the end of the house that used to be like part of the house's garden, but it was sold to the neighbour. And I ever heard One of my parents telling someone else That it was sold for only one grand

Like this big bit of lander I sold for one grand But when I was a kid I heard one And assumed grand meant pound Oh, I would say one gram No, so I went and told you I was like, you know, they sold all that For one pound

Oh And you were like, really? And I was like, yeah, dad said He said one pound Uh-huh. One pound for all that. So then I was like, man, a pound is so much. And now like a grand is about a pound.

Yeah. Yeah, I used to be able to get three bags and mini-gams for one pound. Yeah. Three bags and have change. And now... One grand is actually wild for that amount of land. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Yeah, that is.

You could sell that amount of land for 10, 20. Yeah, yeah. Insane. Um, Joe the Schmo, the Joeho. says who pays for the cheese? Well, in the UK, we get a cheese budget. Like, every household gets a cheese, like, budget. You can make it go further or less, depending on your stylings.

If you're, like, cheese strings and baby bells, you can probably make it last a month. If you're into, like, Camember, you know? Or, like, yes? I like, um, Chadder's, like, in the middle. Cheddar's kind of expensive, actually, if you get a, nice. Yeah, but you can get a big block for a decent price and make that shit lost. Yeah. As long as they don't go

moldy. I've got advice though. What's it? So everyone who owns some cheddar out there, in the cheddar bag, so the cheese with the bag with the cheese in it, when you start running low on cheddar, just fill it with milk, tie it up, put it in a Ziploc bag,

into the freezer, and then it like creates more cheese? Yes. I do that weekly. Yeah, a bit of salt and pep-pe in there as well. Bit tabasca. A bit of Tabasca, I'll get some chili cheese. Um, hey, me, I like Uzi-I-Mazerrella.

Hey, I like the Ousea-I-Gon-Ca-Col. You know what's good barata? That's a good cheese. Oh, you're one of them, is it? Yeah, you like slice it and it's like, reveal the layers. So you're one of them? Yeah. Outfishing Seven has one.

thoughts on the clip of dinosaurus from the upcoming season of Invincible I think the execution will probably be okay but the comics art for dinosaurs is so incredible and detailed that the show looks like a massive downgrade the comic is still my preferred way to consume invincible and I think the viewers are missing out from just watching the show I hadn't seen this clip but I did actually watch the first episode

this out well I was yeah three episodes are out what when did this happen uh as of recording I think it was yesterday. What? Or something? Yeah. So I watched the first episode while I was waiting for you to wake up.

And Dinosaurus is in the first episode. Okay. And I had a couple of thoughts. Yeah. Because I've been waiting for this, like, when I got to him in the comics, I was like, this is such a cool, like, concept for a character that they've taken

this, like, extreme idea and, like, how it relates to Mark and, like, what he's going through. it's there is something a little bit off so i've only seen the first episode okay um you're disappointed well because obviously in the realm of animation you need a certain level of simplicity to these character designs so you can actually like release it at a certain point yeah you know um and if you've seen what it looks like in the comics it's like this incredibly detailed like yeah yeah it looks amazing So I'd never expect it to be like that

What I'd kind of more hope for is more of a You know, like the Powerpuff Girls, Gendi, the Russian dude Did like Huta Transylvania, Pablo, Samurai Jack He's got this show called Primal There's a lot of like dinosaur characters And they're like the perfect level of like Kind of simplified but have enough detail And just have like a really cool art style to them

So I mean a little bit more like that would be What I'd be looking for but I think what was throwing me off more than anything was that it's the first time a character in the show has had a voice that I've been like that's not why I pictured when I was like reading that on the page

maybe it will grow me more that's what I was going to say about because the comment has said they much prefer reading it and totally valid but those voice performances are fucking amazing that's what kind of

like we'll bring up when there is like weaker animation yeah yeah you have these good voices that kind of carry certain especially um the main guy i'm blanking on the actor's name but he he's even young yes he's throwing his whole i couldn't yeah i couldn't picture like a better voice for mark no he's probably if i read it again who i'd read it in like his intonation yeah yeah he's so good man yeah he's like a perfect casting choice and you know um because there's kind of like two aspects to dinosaurus the the voice when he's like um not in that form is fine but i just felt like a a big dinosaur character should have a bit more of like a deeper is it like the female kind of rumble it's not as bad as the female crow nothing is as bad as who plays dinosaurus then um some character actor it's not like a big

You know, it's not like having Jeffrey Dean Morgan. They actually got Diddy weirdly to voice him, which I didn't really like. Yeah, bold choice. Yeah. So I'll report back on that as I see more. Hearnie boy has our next one. Bear Bear Jar Jar. Bear.

I don't think I've ever felt as bored as when I did when I was a kid. Like the most extreme and painful boredom ever. I don't know if it's because I have a phone on me at all times now I can occupy myself better But I feel like I haven't been as bored As I was since then Were there any moments you had as a kid Where you had to sit through something that was pain

Fully boring Excuse me Um Yeah I've always struggled with boredom Um I find I've got a very active mind and imagination. So my

escapism, I think that primarily is why I struggled in late school, in like sixth form. Because I would clock out and just like imagine shit for pretty much a whole lesson and then like come back and be like, shit, I've like not been absorbing any of this. Yeah, yeah. I'm just like somewhere else.

I was telling someone recently because I went down memory lane Do you remember when you were an angel In the school play? Whoopsid easy angel Yeah yeah That was a dragon player I think There's

I thought you were an angel Could a say Maybe I'm wrong Maybe you were a dragon You'll know better than me Because there's there is like Old school video footage of you on that stage Yeah

And then it like goes to me on the floor trying to recreate. Do you remember when Homer like... Yeah. And he's like running in a circle, like lying down. And I was trying to do that because like I was clearly fucking bored. Yeah, of course.

But I would have been, I would have been what, three? It would be very, very young. Yeah. Yeah. So nothing, nothing like... I guess car journeys were excruciating when you're a kid. Yeah.

Because like one hour when you're a kid is so much time. Yeah, yeah. It's all relative to your lifespan, too. Yeah, yeah. Summer holidays when you're like in year two, just felt like forever. Yeah.

Thinking about one day, that was a long-ass time. Yeah, relatively. Yeah. It feels huge. Like, a weekend is a mini holiday every time. Yeah, yeah. And now it's like, um, like, you just blink and summers over.

Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Um. And he gets faster and faster, and then you fucking die. I think there's nothing. I actually think like boredom is good.

Yeah, it's creative fuel Yeah, exactly Like, you have to, as you said, Like, use your imagination Or something like that When you're like stuck in an environment Like, like an airport or something like that I fucking hate airports

Like waiting for a doctor's appointment or something There's nothing more annoying Than when you have a scheduled appointment And you're sat waiting for the appointment And it's gone past the time Yeah And then like maybe it's 10 minutes maybe it's 20 minutes and then it's like half an hour and you're like okay what like I've no I've no like I can't

guess how much longer I'm going to be here because it like it's already gone yeah and it's like well I can't really settle into like an album or yeah yeah doing anything real because any second I know like there's kind of be an interruption yeah I remember kind of being bored as a kid but I also remember more so like complaining about being bored yeah and then like our mom being like you're going to wish you'll bored like at some point yeah yeah i haven't experienced boredom in a very long time because i like trying to remember that like yeah yeah like there's always something to be done there's something to think about it's some it's a sad thing because like i've got time to be bored but i'm so worried about wasting my time that I never give myself the time to like consider and never just like stop and think

like what do I want to do it's like no I have to do this yeah yeah and even if those things are like enjoyable things I've got to do things I have this amount of time to do that thing and yeah I kind of have the opposite problem actually but more of like a choice paralysis yeah yeah I've suffered from that a lot more than like any kind of boredom because like yeah yeah yeah Well, I do that. I do the, um... It's very easy to do on, like, Netflix and Amazon Prime and shit. And, um, I do it on Steam, where it's, like, you have all this shit you could watch or play. Um, and you just, like, scroll through it.

Yeah. And then suddenly it's, like, 9pm and you've got work at 7 a.m. The next time is it's like one. Yeah. Yeah. Bedtime, I guess. Super slam is our next one. Howdy, Mingers? Super slam here.

How much do you believe the country you live in, contributed to your identity, e.g. humor, social style, food tastes, ming a ding. I'd say a good 70%. Maybe higher, honestly. The only reason I don't say more is because we do have a dad from somewhere else, which I do think culturally has affected us. Yeah, that definitely will. But like, if we stayed in New Zealand, for example,

I think we'd probably be very different people. I think we would as well. Yeah, definitely. There's just like, I guess, a fair amount of overlap as far as like humor and social style. Yeah. And stuff like that, obviously, with somewhere like that, a colonized island.

The union flag is in the New Zealand. So it might be a bit more acute if you're, like, moving to the UK from, like, India or something. Yeah. Yeah. bigger cultural difference yeah but yeah I think

I think um a huge part of of everybody's personality is where they're from yeah huge part it's unavoidable um contributes to your identity

yeah because I feel like it's everything it kind of is and you don't really appreciate it or perhaps notice it until you've traveled a bit and go and see what other places are like.

And how different people can be? Yes. Uh-huh. Like, Italy was like a big one for me because it's so like, so many of the stereotypes are just like, wow. It's like being in a fucking cartoon. Which it must be like for some people visiting the UK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, going into a pub and, you know, seeing these cultural differences were like the reserve nature to like British people. Yeah, when we were flying to Lanzarotti, there was this American couple on the same plane. And they'd taken, they had a seat at the back of the plane and accidentally gone in the front of the plane. So they had to get past all of us. And the way he was like talking to everyone and like apologising, but also announcing like where he is and why he's there. Like, it's just this outward persona, whereas, like, all the British people who are going to land Grotty on the same flight are just, like, silent.

You maybe get a bit of eye contact. Yeah, yeah. Unless they're northern, then you get a lot of jokes. But, yeah, of course, like, it plays such a huge part. You'd be naive to say otherwise. Yeah. And it breaks down to, like, even where you are in the country. Yeah, yeah.

Like, specifically, we have. like the wheelchair experience you know yeah like we'd be different if we were raised in the north if we're in a city yeah yeah there's so many um nuances and just little things that can affect you so yeah of course it defines a lot of your identity or like i mean one could argue that it's everything it's literally entirely like because where where you live it's where you get all of your stimulate. Yeah. It's everything you see

and experience growing up. Well, it's what, the nature, nurture argument, I guess. Yeah. I think, um... You can't fight your genes, but you also can't fight, like, the culture you are living in.

Yeah, you can't fight your atmosphere. You can try to change it, but then you're going to be just influenced by the new one. Um, yeah. And I think if, even if I moved now to, like, Botswana and just lived there I would change because of my new place yeah but also like if you were in Botswana like in a bar whatever and you overheard someone who's like British like clearly I obviously like some geesea you'd probably be drawn to them and be like oh my god it's like a little bit of home or whatever yeah yeah yeah like I know it's that in Berlin like in a in a in a pub or or whatever um another Brit was in there and like targeted me and was like are you British

and was like oh thank God you have like anyway you can recommend or whatever stuff like that it's just like it's just something about that you know yeah yeah there's an innate understanding yeah you can like skip a bunch of like yeah oh do you understand this reference da da da this blah blah but yeah yeah so yeah of course there's a lot of to it. Ghost Girl 420 has one for us. Hey fellas, I wondered if I could get a suckle of wisdom from thou bosoms regarding life. I've just moved out with my partner who I've been with for five years and we've got

our first house together which I'm really happy about. We've also rescued a cat who we're very pleased with even if he is a bit of a nuisance and wakes me up at five every morning. Billy? Yeah, Billy. Maybe it's a mixture of tiredness and excitement of the past month and achieving these things. I'm now almost left feeling really low and I can't tell him. why? I love my partner and I'm happy. I wouldn't change anything in the world. I'm an incredibly

privileged position. Wouldn't change in a job that I'm happy with. Have your fellows experienced similar? I think it might be a little blip and maybe because I've achieved everything I've wanted to, the fact I've got a bit of downtime and no distractions and at my childhood home. Maybe there's an element of homesickness. I hope I'm not alone in this feeling. I know it's only temporary. Maybe I'm just in an adjustment period. Any advice? Bear bear, a lot of love fellows. So what my gut tells me is that like the frantic nature of like extreme level of these changes the like novelty factor of that as exhausting as it is it's also stimulating right yeah and you've kind of gone through that and you're in more like there's nothing wrong with like humdrum like you just your life now like

yeah it's settled you know so you're not getting that extra stimulus of like everything change everything's new and different and you're like learning a new routine yeah the novelty. Yeah, exactly. It wears off mad, quick. Yeah, yeah, it does. You, like, settle into this routine. And, yeah, it's, uh, it's kind of dull. Um, yeah, I guess, uh, the main thing I'd say is, uh, you know, life is a, a steady decline into the grave, you know?

Yeah, that's a good bit, on it. Yeah. You probably need to, like, exchange long-term guile. Like you've had this crazy Yeah, that is it Thing to achieve You've done it And it's like

Well, now what Now what Yeah It's it There is like a human need To be working towards something Mm-hmm Yeah

Yeah, it's addictive Um Yeah You just don't want to make it too To All encompassing Yeah Yeah

Yeah Definitely Um Because I definitely I suffer with like a microcosm version of that with like making videos weirdly. No. But like you have a project and you're like alive like in the middle of it.

But either side of it, you're like. Yeah, right. You're like miserable when you're in the middle of it. But then when you're outside of it, you're chasing that. It's very weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like cycle thing. Yeah.

Yeah. But there is something human about that, I think. Like. One thing. Definitely. a long-term goal of some kind yeah some kind of ambition um even if it's just to listen to every jar media podcast that's a big one that should be at the top of most people's yeah so if if you are struggling with that just start listening to every single we got playlist man yeah we got

um maybe maybe hop on the jar media patreon if uh hell yeah you know you know that I have nine out of ten doctors have told me that jar media patron is really good for mental health yeah it's like you know when they would um prescribe like cigarettes yeah like now they prescribe jar yeah yeah keeps you calm yeah and for now that's good in like 60 years they're gonna say that's really really bad for your health but for now it's what they're gonna do jar studies and figure out yeah oh they've been destroying culture Let's do two more here as we'll wind this episode down. Mr. Junkins says,

What recent lingo have you noticed creeping its way into your vocabulary? I've noticed myself using the word low Kirk genuinely more than I probably should. Yeah. Enough for it to be noticeable. How about you guys? Low Kirk genuinely has whirmed its way into mine. I think today was the first time I said it out loud, but once you start, you can't start. That's the first time I've heard you use it.

Yeah. I don't know anyone else I could say that to and they'd understand it. really yeah you can't have to be in the know one that yeah um i think mogging yeah all of that stuff you know yeah and i i feel just a maxing yeah i like all the maxings to be honest i think it's just absurd and does it come from like minxing oh it's all like gamer lingo yeah yeah which is really because it's all like in-cell shit as well it's like i guess gamers were cringed this whole time they deserve to be they're they're they're they're they're There has been a gamer uprising and it's been like the worst thing for societies.

Yeah. But I do find myself like I genuinely like a lot of these terms way more than like the millennialisms that I should. Yeah, right. Like being, being an elder. I'm not even an elder. I'm a younger millennial. Yeah. I'm a younger millennial.

Because like aura farming, I think it rocks. Orr farming is great. Again, gamer term. Yeah. Um, yeah. Like crashing out. Yeah. I'm not crazy about crashing out.

I like it in concept, but it is overused. Yeah, that's it. Like, you're supposed to use it in a particular instance, in my opinion. Like, just being a little bit upset, it doesn't cut it, you know? Yeah, and it's used then. Like, there'll be, like, the smallest little bit of annoyance. It will be like, oh, he's crashing out. Look at him crashing out.

Yeah, yeah. Or if it's something like in police. reasonable. So are they crashing out? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like, yeah. Any expression must be yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's why they were like so ridiculously introverted and like will not express anything artistic for the fear of embarrassment. Um, uh, like unk and chopped. Chopped. I do like chopped. I'll be honest. Chopped is funny. But I just feel like I can't use them with too much confidence. So I just think I'm in the wrong generation. I, like, there's something to that though as well

because I think that would like some mum's a teacher for example yeah yeah yeah I think if you were on top of that stuff and just whipped it out like as a way to shut some bullshit down uh huh like that might what it could like bite you in the ass like it could be

yeah yeah yeah 20 times cringier well yeah but if you're like that's the fight you gotta be on you know because like it's kind of like you know like the military speak where it's all like codes and they've got like Charlie Fox Trot, Bingy Bing, Bing, Bing. It's kind of like that, you know?

Yeah, it's, um, it's, it's culture. It's like, yeah, if you know, you know. We've got,

we've got like younger cousins, right? So like Christmas, we get like, little updates or like the party the other week. It's like, oh my God. And I thought I was like, terminally online.

Like, some of the shit they say is just like, actual like incomprehensible yeah yeah you can't understand it um yeah and i'm like 32 like yeah that's that's like chopped an unk or online you know that's like old school yeah but there is a uh it's not very recent anymore but locked in locked in that's that's fucking great i lock in a lot locking in's a really good one yeah not that into glazing it's a bit too like sexual I feel yeah

it can be funny though it can be funny I'm just like picturing like these 10 year olds saying it and not really understanding what about glizzy like a hot dog yeah that's good

I'm fine with glizzy did you like when little pump was like hmm glizzy mmm glizzy mmm glizzy I don't really like much of what that guy gets up to you little pumper

your pump little pumpery give me pump pump pumperum pumperum pinkle rum bum bum bum bum little pumper pumpum right let's do the final

only nine more only 99 more send on this one from past confusion okay past confusion hi I was the guy who asked about what you guys genuinely enjoy about London last week who also went to see the Ravens at the Tower of London after hearing about them on this very podcast.

First off, I was only there for two nights and I found the first night quite stressful, but I got used to the rhythm of the city after a bit. So I completely get where you guys have said about London in that regard before. I luckily got to see Hades Town on the West End, which was spectacular. That's a good show. I've seen that show.

That's fucking bellter of a show. And it was something I wanted to see a while beforehand and I went to a cool arcade bar called NQ-64 in London, which was dope. And I got some Blu-Rays at HMV. to bring back home. However, most importantly, I went to the Tower of London. I only had a limited amount of time, so I only saw very little of the actual tower, which given the exorbitant price. It probably wasn't the greatest idea.

But I instantly went towards the direction of the two birds pictured here. They're quite tame, given their closeness to the public, and one of them constantly made a calling noise. Later on, I saw two other ravens, which at least one of them had a different coloured tag to the other ones here. So they weren't the same, and one of the employees said their names were Jubilee and Chaos. So anyway, it was a perfect use of my time and I'd highly recommend it to see some ravens. There's the picture look with the... They are cool.

The ravens are very cool. Quote the raven, eat my shorts. Eat my shorts. Eat my shorts. I'm glad you got to see that. I hope it was a good trip. I hope it wasn't too anger inducing. What?

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