JAR Media Posdact - Smosh Still HATE Us - JARCAST Episode 157

Episode Date: March 11, 2019

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. This is the JARCast, episode 157. Why did you have to do the JARCast? What? The JARMedia podcast is best... No, it's a JARCast. It says it on the sign, it says it on the... It says it on the...

It says it on the channel. We've called it that for literally 157 episodes. I'm a big fan of the JARMedia podcast. not the jackass you're the only one i'm the only one but it sounds better and it sounds more professional which is something we no doesn't definitely are i'm your host Alex who with james the normal is the the the troublesome true to two two duo yeah it's just it's us we've started the third episode and our gay intercourse is going to have to end soon because um jim's coming back jim might be back for the next episode no promises but either the next

or the one after that he'll definitely be back for it depends if he can be if we have to get the Mexican out of him first yeah not that's bad but you know he's got to be the Jamie not that we hate Mexicans or anything but today we are joined by a Balveni 12 year yeah this is sort of our thing now is drinking whiskey for the for the duo cast we're just loosens us up a bit a little yeah I saw a comment last I haven't even started really drinking I saw a comment last week because someone was saying that the last like 40 minutes of the last one I was just like fucking drunk. To be fair, I was a bit, a bit alcohol induced. Because I know I drink. I was just

sort of nice and, you know, fuzzy. But I think you, you have a better tolerance for alcohol than I do. Sort of. Because I'm not a much of a drinker, I tell you. I'm not either there. I don't go to the pub. I don't drink loads of cider. I literally don't drink any alcohol unless it's risky. Yeah. I got the bottles I got at Christmas, I literally had like kind of this amount of both to like taste them. And then I was just like, I was, the womb was spinning and I was like, fuck, I'm going to bed. And then I slept for like four hours on Christmas day because I hadn't eaten. So it just like hit me. Oh, right. Yeah. That'll do it. And then last week I had quite a, I had a big glass, a bit more than this like that. And I was just like by the end.

So those listening, he means about like an inch. Maybe maybe it does. An inch, yeah. But. Um, so yeah, uh, before we move on, thanks to all the patrons over on Patreon for supporting the show. Um, we appreciate that very much. No, just ignore that boy He's just being a bit of a He's being a cheeky little salt As he always is Hello Augie

We have a couple of subjects We do There's one I want to lead with Which I thought it's quite poetic in a way Oh Remember the first Do you remember what the first episode The Jarkast is called

What the name was No You don't I don't remember the majority Will this twig your memory It could do Shut up Stop up!

Yes. Yes. That triggers... Did we actually call the episode shut up? No, no, no. Does that not... No! No! Yeah.

Fucking Smosh, Ian from Smosh Hates Us or something like that? It was Smosh Hates Us was the name of it. That's the first. I happened to see... I think it was on my Reddit. The I-E-Radet. What's his name? Smosh Ian.

Ian H-H-H-Cox from Smosh. um was talking about me again again on um niga hega higas whatever he's called it's probably not the way james pronounces it I don't know

they would I want to talk about um the weird thing he said what do you say because you I thought it's briefly that you said something about it but I don't know yeah for those who don't know um

a few years ago I made a video and I actually the search for the worst video which is my movie review series where I talk about some of the worst movies and I did a video on the Smosh movie Yeah I remember that I watched it

And I obviously went into the movie Thought it was terrible Still think it's terrible to this day Don't regret a single thing I said in that video And around that time After the video came out Smosh Ian tweeted at me Saying it was bad form for smearing a YouTuber

a fellow YouTuber along those lines and fast forward to now this was years ago three three four years ago yeah it was a while ago now we were babies back then but yeah he was talking about it on this

podcast this Nika Higa podcast he didn't mention me by name but it was very obvious he meant me and my video he was saying how it was it was the moment and I thought this was funny because, again, a couple years ago,

all the big YouTubers, Markapai, Pewapy, KSI, they're all making these. YouTube has changed videos around when Keemstar was kind of... Getting bigger and... Getting bigger, yeah. So Ian Hecock said, my review or my video on the Smosh movie was the moment he'd realized

YouTube had changed effectively. He was saying how before then YouTube was about helping each other and propping each other up and after that it was all about tearing each other down. He was by actually criticising yeah attacking each other

and I did feel sorry for him somewhat because he did say it made him quite upset he took it quite personally the video even though and this is when things get kind of because and then their discussion kind of morphed into then talking about Keem Star and Leifie as if I exist in the same space as them

will behave in that same way as if that's fair I didn't think that was quite quite fair to lump me in with them particularly because it was a movie review You were criticising a product they made which is... Yeah

I posted something on my Reddit saying something along the lines of that reaction perhaps would have been fair if they'd uploaded a free movie a smosh movie to their YouTube channel or something and then I made a video just attacking them personally didn't even talk about the movie or anything like that yeah that's that's fair yeah you know leafy style like you making fun of their haircuts and you know calling them incels or whatever um you know you didn't you made a you reviewed the movie they charged for yeah that was my I was I wasn't coming at it at the end angle of you know the producers them going after them because they're Smosh it was more

this is a bad movie you look at how bad it is and the irony is it I'm pretty sure in my smosh video I I complimented Ian Hecox specifically saying I thought he was the one one bit potential in the whole movie I thought he was the only kind of the good thing in there so he clearly didn't actually watch a video at all and it's just yeah it makes me wonder I think the movie was getting blasted by everyone like it's not it's not like I was going against the grain in any major way putting out the controversial opinion

that the Smosh movie is bad so I think his just feelings of how people were responding to it critically kind of boiled down his feelings came out when he saw my video and people watching it yeah it's a bit a bit silly

it's a bit like Come on. Yeah. It's a big YouTuber. You shouldn't be like that. It's weird because he was implying that I should have given him like a pass because he was a YouTuber. When it's kind of the opposite in my mind where it's like, well, you know what? If you are a YouTuber and you're trying to do something else, perhaps you, in a way, have more to prove even.

Because you're trying something new and you've got to prove that you are more than just a, Just a YouTuber Yeah Not that I think being a YouTuber's bad But if you're in a It's a separate thing It's the point Making a movie is very different

And it was a professional production It had a A well-known director directing the movie Had a bunch of talent Working on it So it's just the Everything else was just

I just noticed We forgot to turn one of the lights on That was very smart Do you want to quickly turn that on Oh man It's all gone to shit I'll tell you. As soon as Smosh come after us, it just goes to complete shit.

There we are. No, the lighting is actually... Good. I was noticing that was a bit dark, but I just didn't decide to look that way. Sorry, everybody for that interruption. But yeah, there isn't really much more to say. No, it's just like...

He shouldn't... If he's going to get upset by a video, he should at least watch it. is any problem I do know the feeling believe it or not my my equivalent one of those kind of moments

for me from my perspective would be that that Rags video that he made on me oh but that's a shit video that's not like your video on him it's a... I never made a video on him no you made the video on... I made a video on

yeah Smosh that was actually you know fair points because this movie shit but he wags made a stupid video video on you about The Last Jedi and made no points and it was just a crap video. Um, yeah. For those who don't know, I made a video on The Last Jedi on O.E., which a lot of people have issues with, which I can understand some of, and some did overreact, to be fair. A lot of people. And then Rags made this very lengthy video, which I'm not a fan of, but he's allowed to think what he thinks, I suppose.

Seriously, my first experience of Rags was a treat, retreated onto my feet. there was like 2006 PC must race memes and indecently blocked him it's just like can be blocked yeah obviously that happens oh he is actually a bit my yeah my number one issue with the rags video

was that um it's it's strange to do a reaction type video without watching it first whereas he the way he was doing it was he'd watch a clip of the video then pause it and then go on like a diatribe about something yeah then continue when and then a lot of the time he would

find what I would notice that after making some of his points and then he resumed the video then that my next sentence would counterpoint his the very thing and making his his response like irrelevant it's a bad way to make a like a video like that because you're just kind of you know what I mean I can't say it but yeah you know I mean it's not a good way to yeah if I could take my last yellow video back I would in some respects I think people are expecting a more like not negative but more

more of an explanation as to what I liked or disliked about the movie specifically whereas I kind of skipped over that intentionally to talk more about you know the fan response and the reactions and everything yeah it's the most H is my most dislike video by far out of every video I've ever made and I didn't I didn't and that's over I don't think um I think the most positive thing I said about the movie, aside from direct sort of positives about, you know, action sequences or vague things like that was, I said my overall impressions were that I liked the movie or I enjoyed the movie. I enjoy plenty of, you know, bad movies.

I enjoyed the Meg, you know, so I was getting attacked effectively. maybe not attacked but you know internet attacked over enjoying a movie yeah and we're gonna enjoy Hobbs and Shaw

like ooh yeah that's gonna be great so yeah that was a whole whole thing whole thing yeah but yeah

point is I could understand my smosh Ian might have been upset over it but I never you know meant for it to be a personal thing it's just

it's just a movie you know it was a view of a movie which is you and movie's a movie it's not it's not the end of the world definitely not

yeah yeah see I also have one of those moments is when people left comments on that modern warfare free unboxing video that really you know really that hit home

yeah that's cut deep I still you know think about it every night oh that person said I've got a funny voice oh no yeah internet hate comments or something unique no but it's just like

no matter what it just doesn't change like the stuff we'd see you actually showed what's the last week we talked about IGN was it was the week before a couple weeks ago yeah

we talked about IGN and like your troll days recently you put a screenshot of the IGN comment sections of today and it's like the fucking same identical and it's been what this long and people still have that same

like of course yeah and especially with IGN and rumors of new comment like console on the horizon. That whole thing is going to start again and it's going to be very funny. I didn't know IGN

like still had like people that reminds me actually I found last week we had the intro of the show was that far R&L intro that I made like years ago. Yeah.

Going through that old Facebook like group. Yeah. I saw a bunch of screenshots from those IGN troll days and it reminded me of a certain user name that I came up with back then, which I thought was the funniest. My IGN username, one of the many, because they got banned quite often.

A lot. My favorite one was, the username was, let's meet and fight, was its name, let's meet and fight. So, and the sort of gimmick I took with that one was I would look for comments where I could just reply something that would kind of annoy them yeah which would make them respond back to me so then I could finally reply with let's meet and fight be like a whole joke thing which I thought was very funny I want to say I actually got a few people to be like okay tell me where you live then or something like it wouldn't surprise me back from those days of like trolling people just oh they

went in yeah I mean you had like Kill Zone sucks ass I think or something like that Kills Zone success um uncharted yeah they're all around

everything that was around the PS4 3 because their fans were like the most just rabid you know it was right before the Xbox 1 and PS4 were coming out so the console wars were in full effect oh god oh actually please don't tell me

we're going to see a return to IGN troller Alex because of the new controls. It's all changed now. It's all different. Yeah, but you haven't changed. The more things change, the more they stay the same. It's very philosophical. It's a quote from, um, Cod. That's like.

Yeah. Yeah. Do you know, I've seen, over the last few videos, there's been a lot of people commenting about how mature we are, how like... How mature we are? Yeah, how like, you know,

on topic and heavy discussing these videos aren't, there's no, like, jar craziness. So we need to add... It's a different dynamic. What are we supposed to do? We need to add the crazy back into the duo. I don't know how to do that, though, that's a thing. You can't force it. It's Jim. It's Jim who brings it out.

It's like, without Jim. Without Jim. You'll return soon, don't worry. This was just a phase, I suppose. It's a phase. People like this as well, which is great. Yeah, lots of nice feedback, including last episode we talked about our friend, our fan joining a cult, effectively. I like how last episode, or the entirety of the start, we wouldn't say his name and it was really secretive, and then like half every year, we were just like, fuck it, it's just mad. We just give up. Augie's over there, like, eating something, and it's very concerning.

Augie. Hey, you know, he's like licking his lips and stuff. What's he been smacking down? on. He's had a slop wank. Don't get me started on slop wanks. You ever jerked off with a banana before? I'm seriously asking

the question. She's just peeling and just go to town. With the sheath. So the banana's still inside that you're just mushing up. Maybe a little bit of banana, but you take the main bit out. For surely, the banana is what gives it a nice slop. So you just leave the banana in and go to town.

No, because there's no space for the weener to go in. Oh no, because that's why you, You, you, you, you, you, you, pound that banana into, like, a mush. And then it becomes, like, you realize how big, like bananas are, right? Yeah, but if you mush it, it just kind of, it's like. If you mush it, then put it back into the sheath. Yeah, it becomes like a fleshlight, because it's mushed. You never, you never answered my question.

What? Have I ever? No. You've a slop-wanked with a banana. I've never slop-wanked with a banana. why would I I don't think I don't I don't what you mean why would I the answer is for pleasure I don't walk into my kitchen see banana song love a nice chubby wank tonight with those I don't think that well and that you know no fruit then you've never put your willie in a

fruit no really no I don't think to I don't grapefruit myself you don't want to be grapefruited no really yes You're not interested as to how that might feel. A little bit, a little bit cautious. Yeah, like, to me, like, for those you don't know, there's this pretty famous, like, video called, like... Actually, do you know what's weird? What?

This week, I literally told my person I work about it. I was just like, there's this fucking funny video. It's called... Because you mentioned grapefruit and grapefruits once. So I was just like, I just laughed because I think of that video. So I was just like, I'll just YouTube grapefruit in. And then she sat there and watched it and was just like... But yeah, the video is this, like, woman who's holding a grapefruit.

And she's like, you need to grapefruit your man. And she like has this dildo and she puts the grapefruit around it and then makes this fucking absurd noise. It literally sounds like that. Um, and ever since then, I've just, you know, I can't stop thinking about it. You just want to be grapefruit? Yeah. My birthday's coming up. Oh, Elliot, don't put that in my head.

I'm gonna be going to sleep tonight just thinking you get him of grapefruit on your day. getting grapefruit on your birthday. I'll give you feedback if I do ever receive a grapefruiting. And that's the best of thing. It's like if you have those experiences, no context, you just have to say what it's like at midnight. Grapefruiting is incredible. Is what I want to say. I would love to say that.

So you never just stuck your wiener into any weird thing when you were, you know, when you're just become a teenager and you, you know. What? You're going to have to answer this first because I'm not answering until you answer. You want me to answer the question? How many different fruits have I joked off with? Apples, no.

Can't really do anything on apple. You can? Can you? You're going to inform me? I'd quite like to know. If there's something I'm missing out on. Oh, you can stick an apple. No, not up the bottom.

It's too wide. Not for a beginner like me. That kind of thing. Well, you could use the apple juice from the juice. What? You can use it? No, it isn't apple juice sort of acidic? No, wrong, wrong.

Okay, you can't use apples. Okay, continue. Watermelon or melon? that's like a famous one you can cut hole in that's not answering the question which part what's the question you're trying to you're telling you

you're telling me what fruits you what I have yeah that's what you ask me oh right yeah so melon watermelon no I've always been curious about a melon or a watermelon because that one seems like a pretty good fit

to be honest how how does it seem like a good fit cut a hole on it and then it's like the inside is this slushy paste there right you're wasting entire watermelon in the process man okay she haven't done watermen define waste well you're not gonna be eating you're using it using it as if i can make shift fleshlight yeah anything wrong with it no but like i've never done that one what what have you done you try it

Seriously, yeah. Okay, continue, what else? Go through the list of fruit. Um, sweet banana. Banana. Uh... The fact that you can't give a straight-up answers like... No, I can... I'm just not sure if you're prepared for my answers is the main thing.

Are you prepared? Yes. The answer is yes Um Of course I've used the fucking banana What are you mad You even have to ask me that question No Alex

You're joking with me aren't you No You've used a banana Yes It's actually a thing I've never thought about masturbating with fruit Listen When you're

You know when you're a teenager You're a desperate teenager You want the golden pussy But you're too much of an introvert Cuck boy bitch To do anything about it So you're like well banana might do I remember around about them being like

I'm sick of just jerking off normally I need like a more exciting way of jerking off. Augie's liking this. Come me to get you a little Nana, Aug. He does love banana, to be fair. You can't get banana small enough. No, I remember finding this fucking video. There was this like, no, when I was a teenager, I would like search jack off techniques.

And I found there's a website that was like, had all these different techniques. and one of them was the banana technique. So that's how you found it? That's how I found it. And I was like, oh, that's pretty clever. And there was, like, this video. There was a video of someone actually using a fucking... No, of some guy, like, saying,

this is how you prepare it. Prepare it. This is how you prepare it for... You're preparing fruit to fuck. Yes. You tell me, you never put your willy in, like, a vacuum cleaner and turned it on. You're joking to me. You got to be kidding me, right?

You this has never crossed your mind. No! No! You never thought... Vacuum cleaner... Sucks. What do I want to be sucked? You never...

No, it doesn't work, by the way. Don't do that one. So, you've done banana. See, have you done vacuum cleaner? Yes. That's why I just said, don't do that one, because it's... It's nothing. What, so...

It's nothing. Oh my fucking God. Okay. I've not done either. I've never thought to stick my cocking at the end of a vacuum cleaner. Well... What about like a... Like a pillow?

Come on, a pillow. Okay, that's entry level. As a normal teenage boy back then, yes, I did the pillow. I've never done the pillow myself. I skipped pillow. I skipped pillow and went straight to... You went straight to Bernard. I went straight to expert level.

Yeah. What other ones are there? I mean, nothing beats banana. It's like once you find something that works, why would you not? Are you just, are you saying you've used the banana technique multiple times? Yes! Yeah. Not for a long time, mind you.

Although, I mean... Did your parents never think, why is all the bananas? Man. Uh, no, because like, if you, uh, if you, uh, you know, bananas start going a bit yuck, and people don't want to touch them anymore, they just leave them. Yeah. So if they just start vanishing, like... Your parents would assume that you're putting it in the bin because it's going yuck. Yeah.

See, you didn't even use fresh bananas. You used the yucky bananas. Uh, yeah? I tried to see what, like, the prime one would be. Because obviously, when they're a bit yucky, they're more soft and easy mushable. Yeah. Someone out there is, like, really uncomfortable. But no, you've got to be open about what you jerk off with.

So there's nothing else. There's nothing else. There's no other fruit that you... That's as weird, I think, ever got. Do you know, am I the weird one? Am I the weird one for being a teenage boy and not thinking to fuck my fruit bowl? Uh, yeah, did you ever make the mistake of, uh, whacking it with, like, shower gel in the shower? That's a mistake. You ever do that? No. Do you know why?

You never did that? Because you advised me not to. Really? Yeah, you said don't- I advise you not to? Yes. You said not to do it, it's painful, so I never did. It's not painful until afterwards where you go to pee and then it stings Oh Yeah Horrible You don't expect it either

So it makes you jump out your skin I ever said I think I've said some stuff about that type of stuff On the podcast before We're just jerking off with the wrong The wrong thing Yeah I think I've said something weird about that before

I just can't remember No But I've never used the fruit bowl I've never used bananas I mean I wouldn't not recommend it If you're saying it's experience that teenage boys

if you're a teenage boy and you just really want to bust you know you've done you've done your third rank of the day and just like I need something new and if you're I don't know you're too embarrassed or um you know you don't want to go and buy some sloppy lube or something she's a banana man I mean it works might even moisturise your skin a little bit I don't know yeah it's natural it's yeah

nothing like when the first time I did it once the shame had passed a little bit that and the the fear of perhaps what might happen to my winky. No, but no, as a teenage boy, you have that, though. It's like, if you do anything with your winky, you're scared that somehow it's going to fall off. And of course, it's just banana, like, whatever. This is interesting because I've never thought of it.

I've never thought of it, and I've never heard anyone talk about it. It's a natural sheath that's even kind of dick-shaped, you know, the way they kind of curve up. Yeah, it's actually really, yeah, who has a thought of that. So you're saying, back in, back in, like, let's say, cavemanland, they would have used bananas. Well, they probably just would have run around shagging each other, but, yeah, I'm sure one of them thought of it. That's probably where it first came in. Because when you think of that stuff, it's like you think more for females, because that's a lot easier, I guess.

I mean, to be fair, they, women probably do have a lot more options. Cucumbas? Cowats. Sharpies, I know. Quite smooth. You're just reminding me of that bloody 4chan photos. Fuck's sake, Alex. Apologies, everyone, but we'll be back after these messages.

I've never used anything like that. I've never experimented. I've never used fruit. I've never done anything like that. Yeah. The only... I've said the only one I've tried. No, you haven't?

Yeah, I said that... Which, you've got to be clear. I tried to find the G-spot or whatever it's called. Oh, in the male bottom? Yes. The male booty. And I couldn't find it, and that's it. I haven't done it since.

I couldn't find it. Did you just use your finger, though, and awkwardly... It's not going to happen. You need to get some tool that will actually find it. I don't know how it is, because I'm scared of my bum bum because I've fart and poo so often. I just don't want to go near it. You don't want to try, because then oots and poo might come out.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Maybe one day I'll get the courage. What a fantastic first big subject And we'll talk about being mature Yeah I thought the stars aligned and it was like yeah Enough time has passed I can talk about the banana thing

I didn't expect it One person's going to comment and be like yeah I've tried it with banana It's pretty good Well if you thought about it I'm pretty sure a lot of people have I'm just I'm the weird one who hasn't You tell me you never did quick search for jerk off techniques No, there was that, no

There was that one time I heard on the Realteseeuf podcast that if you sit on your hand before you do it It makes it feel like someone else is doing it I remember that, yeah Yeah, but then you're just like Well, your hand's gone on but your hands are male hands So you're just getting jerked off by a guy

And if you ain't get it I mean, what's that going to do for you? Yeah That's the only weird thing I've done Otherwise that I'm like I'm normal Yeah Are we done with a jerk off talk now?

Yeah I think enough people have like Just vomited, turned it off Skipped So we can talk about something a bit more I mean I know for a fact I'm gonna say a dozen Listeners or watches are gonna try it now

Oh Alex don't No because people People laugh and they'll say Nah that's stupid When they go to bed tonight They'll be like It's gonna be there in their mind They're gonna be thinking

But hang on Wait a minute There's an old Nana downstairs I mean Don't knock it to your try It's all I can say Well all I've got downstairs In my fruit bowl

Funny enough I've got a glass A glass I changed a way of worded this You put a glass There's a glass container That has chocolate in In the fruit bowl

In the fruit bowl So I've only got dark chocolate And I don't want to try anything of dark chocolate Yeah Nah stick to fruit Natural sugars And the only fruit I have at the moment is strawberries, grapes and lemons.

I don't think I can use anything. I don't think any of those would be suitable. A lemon, a lemon must be a bit. Ow. I remember for some reason, like, cutting a lemon and half and just sucking on it. I've done the same. But I can't remember why I did that. What was I thinking?

But lemons are obviously very acidic. Yeah. So they're very... And if you're sucking on it for the ages, sucking on it like your, you know, grapefruiting and it going to town on it. Um, it does that thing where it makes your teeth really sensitive. Horribly sensitive. I have sensitive teeth anyway, so it'd be like really horrible. When, after I sucked on that lemon, it was agony every time I'd bite something for like 24 hours.

It was horrible. Never do that. Don't suck on the lemon, kids. Yeah, it'd suck on lemon. I don't know why I did that. I suck on it a bit to get the flavour lemon. Yeah, a bit's okay, but I'm talking, like, I put it in my mouth and I just sucked. Just left it in there for like 30 minutes or something.

Sucked. You gave that lemon a nice big, sloppy suck. Yeah, man. I've just done some weird things in my life. You have, and, like, prior to, like, this episode, we were just talking about it in the car, about you young being just, like, crazy. You really were. It was very weird, yeah.

You were weird, and, like, I'm supposed to be the weird. weird one, but now you're telling me you're used a bloody banana and sucked on a lemon. Well, like, it can't be that weird when there's that, you know, that popular franchise of movies, American Party, which is referencing, the main character sticking his dick in a pie,

which makes way less sense than a banana. Yeah, because a cold party is going to be quite hard, and a warm party is going to be fucking warm, so it's like... And, like, there's... Whatever, I'm sure... Just stick the banana in the freezer first, so then you get the cold sensation from it. So then when you mush...

yeah let's just change subject this is getting yeah so this is a part of the show you've been planted the banana thing to my mind now give it a try man I'm not giving it a try people yeah people are going to be thinking about it

they're going to be ashamed they're going to be ashamed if they don't try it no they're going to be curious if they don't try it and they're going to be ashamed if they do however might be worth it can I say I don't think there's a podcast out there where there's someone who's got such a

big following is you talking about fucking a banana you'd be surprised there's some real degenerates out there are you calling yourself a degenerate degenerate isn't necessarily a bad thing Argy's a little degenerate and he's quite

lovable Argy's a... He's his own shit oh so now I understand what those mini apples are for mini-a-ha Anyway this has gone off long enough this is the part of the episode where we answer questions from the Jail community.

We talk about things. If you want to leave your own questions, head over to the JAR Media Reddit where there's a thread where we can. Discuss things that you leave. Let's start with a question from Big Bossman 538 who says, what do you manly men do for exercise?

Manly men. We're pretty manly manly. I do exercise what do you do do you yeah I do my squats every day you do squats every day I thought we established this

yeah I thought you'd stop doing it no it's a routine literally brushing my teeth for squat let's do squats but why just squats why just squats what about other things like a push-up or something

can I I'll be honest so I first started doing the squats yeah like last year singular squats yeah I did a hundred a day a hundred squats a day yeah I did that I did that for two months I did a hundred squats every day for two months so in the morning I get up like half five six get out of bed half asleep 50 squats boom just bash them out go to work god damn go the rest of day before I go to bed do the best the other 50 or after I do a shower because then it's like if you get out of

shower and you just do the squats you warm up and you just dry okay so then And then, this was when I was trying to take in a lot more calories to like gain a bit more weight. Yeah. And I had like the huyl and stuff. Mm-hmm. And then after a while, after I actually gained a bit of weight, I cut down on the squats a bit. So I dropped it to like 50. So that's half.

So that's still quite good. It's quite a few squats. 50 a day still. So that was 25 in more than 25 when I got, before it like slept or shower. Yeah. But around that time, I wanted to still keep doing stuff. so I did 50 push-ups as well. So at the same time, do the squats and do the push-ups.

Just to, you know, get your muscles going, you know, good early morning type thing to do. Yeah. And then I got fucking lazy. So I was just like, I'll do 25. Yeah, that's normally how the story goes, isn't it? But now it's in my routine that, like, if I, if I'm tired and I brush your teeth and I don't do the squats,

so I'll lay in bed and just be like, I haven't done them. So I can't see even until I do them, so I just get a bed to do them. So it's ingrained into my routine to always do squats. and I've got a bigger bum because of it so A bigger bum Yeah My bum is plump

Plumpy Or plumpy bum But no good thing about that Is since cutting out the hule And the majority of The squats and push-ups My weight hasn't changed I'm still

heavier now than I've ever been in my life Really Yeah I'm like almost 10 Sloan Which is quite amazing judging how last year I was saying that it was like fucking eight stone so like yeah that's very underweight so no I'm still skinny but yeah

other than that it's like doing dog walks and the normal type walking and that type of stuff yeah I do a lot of walking because of Argy I do about 10,000 steps a day that's that's good that's a good amount of steps every day um I really want to start swimming again though because before I had Argy I'd go swimming like

three four times a week and Argy replaced that because you had to walk him all the time. But yeah, when I got Pappi Yard, it was like, oh, papy's, I can't be leaving the house for so long for, you know, while he's a little pup and he's probably old enough now where I could go back to, to doing it. The thing is, with swimming, I think everyone should swim like once a year because it shows how unhealthy you are. Yeah, it does, yeah. Swimming, it's just soul destroying. It's the best exercise, though, it's great. Yeah, it's incredible. It's the best thing for you. And it's just like, when you haven't ever done it

and you're maybe not the fittest, you do it and it's like, you get out and you want to die because every single thing in your body just aches. I remember the first time I went swimming after not going for 10 years or so. And doing some laps or lengths or whatever. And then getting home and just being like so knackered. Because every single muscle in your body has been working.

Yeah. It's a nice feeling, though. It's great. true exhaustion, not in like a negative sense, but in a... Yeah, I've earned this feeling. It's like, if I get old, if... Why would you not be old? I don't know.

Sudden accident. Yeah, so, yeah, I'm not... You know, anything can happen, so I'm just saying, if I get old... It's like you see old people at swimming pools now, and that's their exercise. And that is the healthiest thing to have when you're... older is to just have that thing you do

like every day to have that constant because it's so unbelievably good for you it's like you'll be a fit as fuck old guy if you're oh girl if you're just swimming every day. Don't worry about all the filters and fillers and all that shit people have now. If you just be old and you just swim you're going to be a banging

babe. No it's just obviously people are put off by you know taking my clothes off yeah I'm a bit insecure about my body but now I've still go. Yeah, no, um... I just can't swim.

My whole process is very stressful to me. Going swimming. Well, the last time I went to... Yeah, it's like you've actually said on the cast. The last time I went swimming pool was in Portugal like over a year ago. Really? So I went into changing room. Obviously in a country I don't speak

the language of and it's a bit like, okay. And it's just the showers, they're all just naked just like, touch... Yeah, I remember because I was... The swimming pool I would go to, it was mostly like older men that were there. And going into the shower. shower this like tightly packed shower where there are like six showers all around it's just like loads of naked men I know and they're in my like and they

as soon as they walk out shower they just walk straight to a locker just can't get fun man I can't wait to be that age just be like whatever my fucking you can look at my tiny dick if you want I ain't it's just fucking hanging low because it just imagine all the bananas that have been on this by then is that how you do age now is how many bananas have been if you've used yeah yeah if people have access to a pool in their town or whatever they should just go swimming you're really lucky enough that we do have like a leisure center a couple yeah yeah funny enough my sister works there really yeah she's the reception there so if you

walk in one day you'll probably talk to my sister well yeah you'll know because she's like me so he's all right ollieholic long-time listener or watch whatever you want to call it, Jarlene, asks, what are your thoughts on people who label themselves as quirky and brag about it? Um... It kind of means you're not quirky. No.

Not at all. Like, it's that thing where it's like, if you... If you think of something... If you go around bragging about anything, um, like that. Describing yourself as something. A good example is people who describe themselves as random. You know?

Things like that. A minion humor. Yeah. If you go around saying, sorry, I'm just a bit random. Feeling a bit random today. It makes it that when they do their stuff is forced, which isn't actually...

Yeah. It's like, you really doing this because you wanted to or because you're like really trying a bit too hard to fit in or be funny. I've never met anyone who's like that, though. Really, I remember it a lot in like secondary school, that kind of thing.

Oh, yeah. That behaviour is really... Not so much when you're an adult. but it's definitely a thing when when you're an adult and there's like other adults you sound so old it's like can you imagine like a 35-year-old man describing himself as quirky no it's like some people can be quirky but they're just like that so they just have would you ever um a good way of putting it I suppose is on your like dating profile on like Tinder or something would you ever put I'm quirky would you ever put

that. No, but I'm pretty sure people do. Of course people do. And for me, that would be a, well, I'm going to swipe, swipe, what is it, left? It's, boop, boom. That's no, right? Yeah. I've never used it. Or you go up, which is like. Never used tinder. Neither have I.

As he takes a sip of the whisk. Brian Death Scene asks, have you or anyone you know ever had a paranormal encounter? Do you believe in ghosts? what do you say to that James Paranormal Activity or Ghost Do you believe in ghosts Do you believe in ghosts I answer that

I like to say no Because if I think they do I'll get scared So in a way That's yes You do believe No don't talk about it I'll get scared

I won't Alex I'm in I'm home alone this weekend Don't talk about it I will get scared Well don't worry Ghosts aren't real Okay no I'll tell you one time

we all know in houses like when the heating has come on there'll be creaks okay yeah that's normal when you're obviously younger it's just like shit it's a ghost walking upstairs so there's this one time I got home

early nobody was home so I knocked the door I sat in the kitchen and I was like watching a YouTube video just something while I was like making tea probably and then it's like I you know the heating went on but I heard like footsteps upstairs so I

I was just like, oh shit, I heard them again. Do you know what I did? I ran out the back door, left everything on the table, locked the door and just stood outside until my parents got back. Because I was just like, there's a ghost on, can't fucking go inside. And too, really? Yeah, I get, I'm a pussy when it comes to hover. I mean, I can't do it.

I will get scared. That's true. That's true. This house is quite scary. This house? Yes. Why? Your house. The stairs there at night.

Oh, God. Oh, boy, Alex, don't. Really? Yeah, that's fucking scary. I want to see here alone most of the time. um with just me and arg see with an animal

it's a lot better because it's like at least if there's a ghost argi can like you can just use argi you can hand it down it's not it's not ghosts that I'm fearful of

it's other humans I'm fearful of so if I hear noises it's my mind jumps to oh no someone's got in okay no I will no yeah yeah I'm the same

more that I don't like my mind doesn't jump to ghost it's oh there's some person breaking in. No, it's the same. It's like with my house, because I've actually, like, someone's actually tried to break in, I'm like, if the gate moves, I'm like, oh, shit, I'm up, and I'm

cautious, and I'm going to smack someone up. But go, I'm terrified. I'm terrified. I'm terrified, Alex. That's why I don't watch any ghost stuff, because then I'm going to see a ghost in my house, and I'm just going to scream. I get terrified of it, because it's like, if I do one, what do I do? If I'm home alone, what do I

do. I will literally just run out of the house, grab something and just run to your house and crying in your bathroom or something. If you see a ghost. Yeah, I'm gone. I'm so scared. I'll be gone. Even though, I'm scared to go home now because of it. You shouldn't talk to about me. You can blame Ollyholy for that one.

Thanks, Olly. I'm not to sleep. No, no, no, sorry. No, it wasn't Oliholy. It was Brian death scene. Brian death scene. Thank you very much. Brian ghost scene. No, I don't believe in ghosts. Because, you know. No, they, they, they, they, they, they, I don't, I don't, don't, don't talk about this.

Okay, we'll move on. Don, why do you do this to me, Reddit? Reddit users, why do you do this to me? They purposefully choose names that I find hard to, you know, pronounce. I never get them right, I get them wrong every time. I'll try. Okay, well, let me see it. Don, Keogoty.

Let me see it. Cjoti. Let me see it. So I can't... A top one there. Don Quizotti? Don quixioti? Don quivote.

I don't know. I can't... Question for James. How do you deal with a minor speech impediment? I feel like my noticeable Mexican accent and stammering keep me from communicating well with others or I'm subject to teasing. I heard on a cast you went through some teasing in school

because of your pronunciation of certain words. And I wonder how you... dealt with it in school and outside. Okay, so like, the weird impediment I have is just like R's and W's. I don't think it's even noticeable anymore. With ours... It was worse when you were younger.

It was definitely worse when I was younger. It's like with R's, I pronounce them as W's. So in school, it was always like the very kind of obvious I'll pronounce wank, wank, wank with an R. Like rank. Yes. Something is rank. So then I would say, so I'd say wank and ha ha

funny because it's masturbation yeah but besides that stuff it's just like I just I said it because it's just like if I don't say it they're just going to ask me and it's just going to be annoying so I just said it so it's over and done with

I don't know that's the only way I know how to deal with it at the time but in my later life it's because the place I grew up in has an R so the place I grew up was wedding with an R so like reading

yeah but when I say it a w it turns into wedding like someone's getting married so if someone asks where I'm from I'll say wedding but I'll say it with a w some people will be like wedding I'm like no wedding but I don't see whether the issue is

and that has happened many times in my normal life and I just say something and people are like what I'm just like I can't say it so it does affect how often would you say it comes up in everyday life? Not often now because obviously with my work I'm like

I don't, that's not like a... You're on the phone a lot, aren't you, at work? Like, talking to clients and stuff, so... Yeah. Has that ever been an issue or anything like that? Yeah, sometimes. But I... It's already, like, difficult enough to understand people on the phone, so I'm sure people didn't even think about it.

A bigger issue. But it's because it's so specific to certain words, it does... When it does pop up, it's a bit of a pain, but when it... It doesn't always pop up. Yeah. It's not something you're thinking about obsessing over anymore. Besides, uh, my colleague, learned about it recently because I said about it

and she's now doing the whole cheesy thing of just like say this really yeah and I'm just like stop you know I can't say it if I say anyway because you know but yeah it's uh it doesn't affect me that much so yeah

it's more of the fact that it's probably noticeable in the cast is when I trying to think because I do the whole thing of thinking and talking I'm saying as I'm talking I'm saying as I'm thinking even now I'm doing it

so then I stutter on myself to try to find the correct words I do that a lot because I'm not prepared for it so I'm just like whenever I'm nervous I stutter I actually fall on stutter I do it sometimes

which can be quite challenging but yeah and that's the thing that people find very easy to mark it's when you start and it's just like no come on come on dude or whatever you are let's just let that go if you're so confident in yourself that you don't stutter

then go ahead but yeah Mr Duwang man says any thoughts on the new Pokemon sword and shield being based in Great Britain or sorry based on Great Britain I don't think it's actually based in the UK

no we weren't Pokemon people I was okay you were in primary school I wasn't actually I collected the cards because everyone did but I never played the games I've never had an experience of games I played fire red

and leaf green and emerald and then I just never played one again it's like I understand the appeal of them and I kind of get it and I kind of want to like them but I'm just too old I can't get into it because I've never been into it

with the formula because I'm quite repetitive I just can't I can't get into it because I never was into it I guess Bonco the Pupa asks Hi, Jarr. I'm wondering if it's going to be another Alex and James cast.

Or if Jamie is back yet, or you probably know by now on this one. Either way, here's my question. I was recently mugged of my bike and my phone and was threatened with the prospect of being stabbed. Oh, shit. I was wondering if anyone in Jarr has had similar situations, maybe in fear or intensity, besides Alex's driving lessons, which sounds pathetic compared to what he just said.

I went outside a couple nights later and complete anxiety from the minute I stepped out to the moment I got in how do you think I should cope I mean that's that's a crime for a start right threatening someone with a knife

specifically is very very fucking well and if they they stole his phone and bike that's also a crime so reported to the police obviously with that it's kind of difficult I think because it's like the idea of being stabbed is enough

to, is, it makes everyone just incredibly fearful and having to like deal with anxiety cause from that. Yeah, it's stressful, that's horrible. It's really, that's, I know, sorry whoever this is and I hope you're able to, you know, manage, but it's just like

it's hard to think of how that feels because it's such an extreme like thing of I'll stab you. I'll fucking stab you. That's, that's enough. I've never been mugged or anything like that. We've had, you had, you had your bike stolen. Remember that? It wasn't like at gunpoint

in the same way. It wasn't a mugging. It was just I left my bike on lock so they took it. Yeah. Yeah. I know people who have been mugged but I don't think it was a knife point or anything like that. I've had dreams of it a lot. I've had a lot of nightmares of being mugged

and it's like I always think in my head of how to like deal with it and it's just like well yeah they do say if you're being threatened with violence just give them what they want because like at the end of the day is the the thing they're asking for more valuable than your life your safety yeah and the answers usually no so it's in my mind I've always thought like if that situation happens you literally have to be dead calm and just

be like okay take it I'm not going to cause anything to go I'm just going to move on we can both you know just live our lives whatever yeah that's how I've always I've always thought about it, but it's just like, when people get to that extent of, like, wanting to mug you, it's just like, they're going to be, like, nervous doing it, they're going to be like... Yeah, they'll be on edge, probably, so... Yeah, so it's like... You want to be careful. Yeah.

Put your safety first. If you do any hasty stuff, they could literally just, out of just instinct, just... Yeah, you never know what these people are capable of. I don't know how this person doing exactly deal with it, because he hasn't said. Yeah, it's only a small little paragraph, so... You literally just have to be so, just... like no emotion, just give it and just try to, no, get away, don't insult. But I don't know what I say to help, because it's just like it's such a very specific kind of form of anxiety, I guess.

I think, you know, you've got to realize that it's, it probably won't happen again. Well, we don't know the exact situation. You'd hope not. But it's knowing. Just be careful, you know. maybe avoid that area for a while or stick to places where there are lots of people and yeah just do stuff that's going to help you

knowing that you know you're going to be safe go with people you know be on phone calls or that type of stuff yeah it's like one of the things you hear is it's like it's an I think it's advice that's given specifically to females and it's like if someone is looking suspicious and they're following you it's like pretend to be in a phone call to talk into a phone

even if I was there or call someone so they think that they're not going to do anything this has been used by my actual X actually used this tactic a few times really yeah and it's just like that's a way that even if you're you know it's quite smart

if something's if you feel in danger pick up your phone and just put it to your ear because a lot of the time people will just be like if they're going to do anything they're going to be like don't do it they're just going to leave it because at the end of day if someone did something like that sounds on a phone call it's like

that's when police are going to be there within fucking minutes because that's like fucking well there's someone who can instantly I don't know report or whatever so you know if you do feel in danger if you're going through bad areas just pick up your phone call someone and just be like you know I'm just nervous

just you know just you know try and get out there and go to a safer place like whenever I go out at night I have the thing of it's so ingrained into me that I'm very if I'm walking down a road at night every 10 seconds

I look everywhere so no I if someone's behind me I'll know they're they're behind me and I always keep check of how they're walking at speed it's worth being aware of your surroundings I from a young age I don't know why but I've always done that I've always been aware of like my location and how it so to the point where if I'm walking through the city of someone

if I see someone following me and they're still following me I'm I'm suspicious of them so I just know they're there in case this happens that I know it's gonna have you ever had that thing we are walking where at night and you happen to be going the same direction as like a woman who's also going the same way and she's in front of you and they keep like looking back as if you're like going for them or something and I'm just and you have to like try and act as if you're like you're not a threat in anyway you've got to try and calm down the yeah yeah I know I usually just

slow right down and like get my phone out or something yeah yeah try and look as you know not threatening as possible. It's good when Argi's there because people just... They don't suspect people with a dog for some reason. If you're walking at night with a corgi, it's like you're not going to attack anyone

with a bloody corgi. It's too much of like a... If they then go to report it, it's like, yeah, they've got a corgi and then people can just go to the vet. They're tall their own and denim and they've got a corgi. Oh, how easy is that to buy it?

But then it's like, at the same time, it's like if someone is with another person they've got Wotwiler and they look a bit, it's like, okay, yeah, that's a bit... Yeah, that's a bit worse. I don't know if we're going to keep going or not For a bit longer Like I said in the last episode

I like talking Did you say that? I said that I think I was a bit over the I was a bit tips at the tongue Because it's just like why would I say that? You just said it Yeah But yeah we can keep going

I like these longer casts It just makes it more of a most occasion All right so we'll be back after Addies and messages I hope that what we just said can at least, you know, help that person, hopefully. Yeah, that's horrible. I wouldn't wish it that upon anyone. Hope they are able to get some good things in place.

You know, they may be talking to a professional or talking to someone who might have experienced it before, might help. So, all the best. Hmm. Let's find some other ones to round off the show. Ooh. Screensaver says, Alex, since your 25th birthday is coming up, What is one thing you want the most? I don't know why I read that question because...

I don't know. I don't want anything. Do you want a watermelon? A watermelon with a pre-cut hole would be good. I'll have to send the measurements of my winky though, so you can get it just right. Have you ever actually measured your winky with a ruler? I... Yes!

How else should I've made the joke that looks? my cock is eight inches for like the last like six years. Hey, I thought you said it was eight and a half I said. Yeah. I said that like six years ago. How would I know this if I didn't measure it? I don't know. Like, you'll talk

about bananas and that this is something people have done. Have you never measured your cock? Me? Yeah. I have, yeah. It's some... Men are obsessed with their willies, so... It's not the fact that I want it to be bigger than other people who's talking black. It's that you're just curious.

And do you know why? Do you know why? I'm making this full circle. It's pornography. Because of porn, what on the giant willies? Yeah. They have in porn. Of course you're going to be, you want to know that you're good down there because you've just consumed porn. But like Yoda says, size matters not. You know, unless it's like micro. That might be an issue. You might have some problems. Sorry if you do have a micro, but you're probably already aware of that. Like, come on. I'm talking micro micro, like, I'm talking micro, like,

Did you see that news article or something where like this um this woman like got married didn't have sex with their partner because he was like he's old-fashioned they're on the honeymoon and then he's got my good penis. Is that the reason? Yeah. And then she's like concerned because he didn't he didn't ever tell her. How could you be with someone for that long and never even get a glance? I know and it's like I kind of.

That sucks. That's horrible. I understand where she's coming from because it's just like that's trust and you kind of tell your partner of like that yeah did you say they got married yeah they were married and on their honeymoon without yeah

I read that and it's just like I understand I understand whether this is coming from because I would probably have the same issue if like if you had a tiny tiny tiny tiny no no as if like my partner didn't tell something like so not important but like deep about themselves

it's just like a weird way of handling it yeah keeping something like that. It wouldn't matter with your partner, because it's like you love the person, so it doesn't matter. You're just gonna go to down anyway. Yeah, it's just weird, because it's like... It's quite a significant thing to hide from someone you're willing to marry, you know? If it was just like...

I don't even have a good other... A one night. A one night stand, but you can't have a one night stand if you don't... Get your dick out, you know? Right? It's not a one night stand otherwise, it's just like a date. Yeah. So, whatever you? So where did this question come from about measuring corks?

Did you make that up? I think I just asked it, I don't know. I think I've only done it once though. I've done it once. Did you take a picture though? No. I was staying in bed and it's just like, oh shit. And it's just the first thing that comes to like, I've got a ruler under my bed.

So, obviously, put out the ruler under your bed. For some reason I had a ruler under my bed. So I pulled the ruler out and I was just like... Measure it every night. Boom. Oh. Oh And that's

A classic morning wood No it wasn't It was like pre-night would Pre-night wood No it was morning actually It was morning Morning would And then

Then I was just like Oh And that's where the meme came from So it is true It's true Wow You heard it here folks I've said

I've said on the like The cast before That I think we all said That you know One day we'll just send Dick pics to our group chat out of nowhere, and it's... I'd be okay with doing that.

Sort of. Actually... Jim complicates things. So, the brother angle makes things like that weirder to me. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's family.

So we'll just have to do it with Jim, not in a chat. We'll just have to make our own chat, the same. But then I shouldn't be holding back you and Rubin possibly seeing Jim's dick. This is... I'm not interested in.

that personally he's my brother you know that's creepy but you and reuben i shouldn't take that enjoyment away nothing my point is there's nothing wrong with dicks and there's nothing wrong with vaginas and appreciating them yeah and putting bananas in them or on them or whatever you want to fucking do yeah it's just meme lover 26 i think i think i think if someone's denying there's their sausage. They're lying. Like, let's be will, you're lying if you haven't. We've all done it. You know it. There's someone out there who probably hasn't

because they're confident. They're so confident to the point where they're like, yeah, I don't need to measure. I've seen what the destruction it can cause. To the fucking bananas. Oh man, this has been a crude one. This might be the most crude one. This is the fucking most disgusting one and it's us too doing it. It's not like Jim's here. It's just us two by ourselves, just going in.

Nah, nothing wrong with a bit of crude. No, I think the fans want it because we've been so mature recently. It's like we need the... This is mature. We've gone too far off the other end now. Normally it's just jokes and fun, are you? But now we're just like... This full circle is bringing it about around.

We're getting it ready for Jim's return. Meme lover 26 asks, I'm somewhat of a James file myself. What would you consider the best? Jamesism. What's the Jamesism? Something only you do. If you actually watch,

the people who watch us might notice that I do weird things. There'll be some times or just someone filming where there'll be a conversation and I'll just do something. And I don't know why I do it, but... I happen to go back and see the episode where

Ruben comes in wearing this, like, ridiculous thing he bought off ASOS, this white shirt thing that went down to his knees. Yeah, I remember that. And at the beginning, you look so like, myth. You look so pissed off.

And the, like, the camera was zoomed in on your face, and it was just the funniest shit. I remember that one. I just unconsciously, I do things. As most do. I just, I make it more of a show for the video. And I've seen, I've seen

I've seen like people put on the Reddit like James is a constant mood and it was because I was just like I was doing a fucking gun to my head and it's just like for my sake Yeah it was just No um my answer Alex I'm quirky

There you go Quirky No my answer would be My favourite of course is broadly Your unique use of language And words That's because I'm stupid

No specifically It is it literally is. There's no reason. Specifically your use of the word reasons. Oh yes. I've talked about it multiple times. But just when someone asks you a question and you can't be bothered to elaborate

any further, you just say reasons. So if it was like... The way I talk and what I do is just like, yeah, it's a Jamesism. Or shutting down a conversation by saying yeah i'm james or something like that you you you literally said that in an i-h-e video i'm pretty sure me yeah back oh i said i said i said i'm james and no you

said you said about me and how would i have this weird thing where i just say my name like i'm james like that's the reason of something is just i'm james yeah i'm bizarre you're so random and quirky I can add them to my Tinder profile now IDN 94 or Idiin whatever you want I found your discussion about your Christian ex friend interesting

as it sounds like there are a lot of parallels It's like we've broken up Yeah it was like a breakup It's weird There are a lot of parallels between you guys's reaction to that And my reaction to the recent passing of my grandma If you ask me, it seems like you're almost mourning the loss of your friend

and you're probably not just in denial over losing him and you're probably not just in denial over losing him but because of the bizarre way it's happened too. Either way I'm just an armchair psychologist and on a more serious note I would like to thank you for the cast

it's really helped me over the years and particularly now so keep it up boys never stop memen and dreaming that's interesting no it is I've seen a few comments I think one of us made a comment about that when we're talking about it. I think I said something like, in a weird way, in a weird sick way, it almost would have been easier to comprehend if he had died.

Yeah. I'm not saying I would want him dead. Yeah, we don't want him off and dead. Just in the sense that there is some finality. There's a full stop when someone dies and it's a horrible thing. It's worse. Someone actually dying or someone changing so wapping. it's like you never knew them.

Because then they're... Which in a sense is... Yeah, their character, their personality has died. That's kind of more sad because it's like that person's still alive, but he's gone. Yeah, because then the doubt comes in and you're wondering, what if he's still in there somewhere?

What if it is, you know? What if he's being manipulated or controlled or something like that? Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. We have a car question. Am I going to do it? Yes.

Yes. You're going to do this? Yeah. Okay, bowler nuts. You're getting your question answered. Yes. Since you sometimes talk about cars, what are your opinions on the big SUVs, like the Chevy, suburban, and Tahoe? The Tahoe.

The Tahoe. Not heard of that one. Or even ones like the Ford Expedition. Apparently there's a stereotype of these being gas guzzlers or even being owned by rich or political people, in my country at least. And little add-on, do you think any of these would make a good first car? Okay, we've got to break this question down Those cars are American We don't see them here

We see a lot of SUV type vehicles We see range rovers, you know, big BMWs Those keyers you see everywhere Yeah, we see those type They're the same type thing basically A massive range over here You know, it's expensive, a big engine Is basically the same as those cars over there

So Yes, yes I guess, well, okay, what was the question? Gone off gone? God, it's so long, I can't remember. It's because I've got to compliment the guitar hose. What are your opinions on big SUVs? I, I

like them. I'm a bit of a I'm a bit of a fan of big SUVs. He seems to imply that they're not gas guzzlers. Is that not the case? They are. They are. They're heavy.

And if you get a diesel one or something like that they can be quite efficient, but they're going to use a lot of fuel because it's a lot of weight, you know. They're big cars, they've got full of all leather seats, loads of luxuries. They're going to use a lot of fuel. They're going to be expensive to one. Hmm. And they are normally driven by people with money. So politicians, you know, office managers, that type of stuff.

Right. And the whole thing here is like, if someone drives a wangerover, they're bit like up the ass. So they're a bit of a cock. So like, when they're in their big. it's like they own the roads and they can they don't give way they just drive how they take up like two parking spots yeah it's that I think and that's common here you see it all the time yeah but I like them as cars I would buy what I'd buy a Mazda one because I really like them you know yeah the main thing for me

would be that that that cost of running it there's a lot of petrol and it's like here the tax for it so you can actually drive it's like 500 pounds is just like every year that's a stupid amount of money To answer the question, um, I don't think it would be a good first car. You can't, here you wouldn't be able to assure them. You won't be able to insure it? But in America, it's very different. They're so big, aren't they?

It might be easier to start with something a bit smaller and more manageable. When you first pass your, like, test, and you've got, you can drive on the road. You want something small and you want something cheap. Because I'll say it, you're going to crash into stuff. Yeah, you're going to nick things here. Alex is crashed into Mike. He scraped. I scraped.

You scraped to my car like, within, within the first few weeks of only. You scraped it. My first car, I crashed it into my other car. I crashed it into a bush. Every panel on my car has some form of damage because I hit things. You do, because it takes time to get used to the car's size and the way of driving and the people on the road.

So buy something cheap, make sure you can damage it and then get used to driving like something like that. That's my advice. The hole in my garden. Says, hey, J. I recently came down with a serious plopping of diarrhea.

I'm not meming, this actually happened. It was by far one of the most miserable experiences of my life, and it put me into a seriously bad mood. Sorry, sad mood. Same, same shit. I've never had, I've never had the sad diaries. I've had the frustration. He's got more.

Okay. However, the JARCast is what helped me get through this troublesome time. Each laugh I had, made another piece of the, my large intestine fall out and for that I'm extremely grateful seeing James puke up a wet scorpion and Alex running around on a dinosaur costume

made me feel particularly jolly but while on the on the bogger I came up with a question for you gents which isn't related to what Red Dead Red Dead Redemption Did you remember that question was like which Red Dead Redemption characters are oh yeah yeah yeah no

Madagascar characters Like which Which one are they most like? Yeah Such ridiculous Or monologuing about a post-apocalypse Madagascar game My favourite one being

I don't think you were here But me and Jim Pitched this movie Like Madagascar 4 With like Deadpool in it I don't think of us It's the funniest What is a video game story

That had a lasting After all that buildup And it's just this What is a video game? game story that had a lasting emotional or psychological impact on you and did it change your view on anything? Mine would be Speckops the line. Okay,

I'm going to break this question down by beginning with what he first said. Have you ever had a diarrhea like that? I had diarrhea a few days ago. I ate a whole bag of gummy beans, a gummy bears, like there were special like veggie ones

that had no gelatin in and they had no sugar in even so I ate the whole bag thinking, yeah, this is good for me And then my fucking stomach instantly was like, I ain't happy. I'm not happy. And then I had diarrhea. That's why I tweeted that jail tweet. Is it the diarrhea of just, it was the old, and then it's done?

I had to do it about six times for it left. Okay, I, the way this person described their diarrhea, it's made you think the last time I had diarrhea, okay? So it's like, the day before, I had the food was all normal, but I cooked a burger in chili-infused. oil. Right. The burger is cooked fine to next morning. It's like 4 o'clock in the morning. It's just like I'm filled the stomach pains. It's like oh shit. So I went to my bathroom and sit on the toilet. And this pain is constantly there so I'm like I'm going to fucking shit myself. So I sit on the toilet and it's like about half an hour just sitting there trying to get

something out. And gradually over time the little the little this is disgusting. I'm sorry. The little poo nuggets came out but they were the dried ones. So it's like I needed I've got diarrhea. in there but the the dry the old poo the old dry poo's like a cork it's like holding the dam together so it's like it took an hour of sitting on the toilet just trying to get the old poo out and I was literally pacing because the pain was so bad and I wanted to shit so much I was pacing and I'm pacing wild shitting no pay I got up and I couldn't do it because it was all like it was like there's a bottle

and the top is um constipation the bottom is diarrhea and it's kind of like to get to diary you got it to get rid of the constipation right okay So I was pacing in between to try and, you know, exercise to get the, the, the, the constipation gone. Yes, that is a life hack. Yeah. So then after about an hour and a half, it's just like the last dried nugget came out. And literally, no joke, as soon as the last one, like, got out, it was just. A waterfall, yeah.

It was just a fucking downburst and it was just just, just. Was it satisfying, though? Yeah. It was, it came out so quick. It was just like, so satisfying because the pain was gone then. So it was just like. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus. I didn't realize you were capable of that kind of detail. I got a really vivid image of that, which personally, I don't mind, actually assisted with the storytelling. However, I do feel for those out there who are sensitive to shit. And, you know, that kind of thing.

This is, this carus has gone off the well. It's just gone. Okay, so to the question, the actual question, which I've forgotten. I was a question. I was about skip video game stories. The last of us, whatever. Okay, video game stories that had a long-lasting effect on my life. Okay, a long-lasting effect, actual effect.

Like something you've thought about, something that's changed you as a man. I'm not sure if one has to that degree. It's very rare for me, for something to speak to me that intimately. However, in terms of just, you know, obsessing over a world. world or that kind of thing for me it was mass effect and halo it was always mass effect and halo which ironically

I point this out in the video that I'm making Halo bungee they morph halo into now destiny which I'm not I'm not particularly happy with and now mass effect by away morphed to

anthem which destiny but shit even worse Worst destiny, yeah. Cute little fact there. I've never had a game do it to me. I've never had many forms of media that's actually had like a long-lasting effect. I've only had it with like movies or shows.

Really? I did actually get a very, I had an emotional connection to the Red Dead Redemption 2 story specifically. I was into that. Still I am. Because the story's just so well told. The characters are so expansive.

Is it because you see, I'm equally want to be a bad guy. So you like, that's how you play. A bad guy? Yeah, like, that's how he played where dead was just, I'm going to be... No, but that doesn't really affect the plot, or where the characters go, you know, so... Um, no game's done it, uh, I'm going to be quingy, and, um, say that an anime's done it. Come on, come on, man, I gotta work it in anywhere. Just gonna work that shit in anywhere.

What do you mean? Fucking anime ain't loud on this cast, we already agreed on this. Hey, it made me sad. So I was just like, I understand. Which one was it? Go on, just say it before we go on. I'm not going to say it. Well, you can't tease it.

Okay, it was gunslinger girl. Gunsling a girl. It's basically about... You had it here first, folks. It's about adopted girls being pried by the government to fucking kill people. And do you know what? So, HALO, Spartans? Basic, yes.

Spartans, but for webes. Yeah. Right. But it made me upset. And then, since then, I became very much pro adoption. Because it got me to the point where I was just like, it sounds dumb. Because it's like, the stories about these adults. adopted like girls.

I'm sorry. I'm just looking at the video. He's fucking staring at that cookie like there's no tomorrow. You can see his little monkey skull fucking iron up that cookie like nobody's business. Basically, this thing about adoption made me sad and it made me realize that how he should adopt to give people good lives. This is pissing me off. Look at him. I hate how he looks.

I hate Uggie's profile. I fucking hate his profile. Do you know what I mean with that monkey skull, like just protruding? Look at him. Look, look. That is bad. Where should I put the cookies? He did that most.

That's bad. I'm sorry for the audio listening. Look at it. Augie. Huggy. Don't tease him with it. He's going to start dribbling. Oh, God.

ID 94 has a question or something. He didn't listen to my heartfelt story, Alex. Whatever. I was re-watching old Jarkas and you guys got asked, who would, would you guys, sorry, would you ever be friends with someone who's religious, considering you're not fond of religion in episode 61 at around the 48 minute mark? I might sound like a conspiratorial nut job, which I am, but I wonder if the answers you all gave had any effect on your friend's sinful view of being your friend. of being in your friend group. Hang on, it's not over. Obviously, some of it was shit posting,

but Jamie made it clear that he wasn't happy with religion and thought it was a shitty reason to be a nice person. Oh, good about it. If I'm ever going to go a step further, then maybe he even left the question himself. So this guy is proposing that Matt, Matt, like, this will be like a long time ago now, left a question asking

if we would mind if uh being friends with somebody's religious oh oh shit this is just broken open the brain wave stream the diary of dams

about to burst interesting theory no that is actually really interesting so the first question is would we be friends with someone who's religious well we've already answered that

in that episode no I would be friends I don't yeah I don't care yeah I would be I have no problems being friends of someone who's religious as long as you know, it's not like a hateful view or interpretation of whatever religion they are

that was my specific issue you know, having issues with gay or trans people and thinking it's wrong that's a bit yikes for me yeah so it's the other question

I keep forgetting this towel I'm sorry but I just my mind I said it was just an interesting interesting you know proposition yeah maybe maybe let Levedizium says if jar has kids what will their names be I'm not saying why okay if you want me to say yeah go on okay that's a lot so convincing if I had a boy okay I'm just say ideally if I had kids, I'd have one kid.

One. I'd have one kid, but I'd adopt another one, says to. Okay. And regardless, it's just like, obviously, you can't choose the name of the person, the kid you're adopting, because that's their name. So, if I, if I had a boy,

it'd be called Lawrence. Lawrence, that was what Jim was going to be called. I really like the name Lawrence, you know. It's a really English name, super English. Now, you've got Lawrence. Lawrence of Arabia. You got Lawrence. I like Lawrence. Lawrence Fishburn.

I like that name. He's quite English. And if it was a female, guess what I'd call it? Her. Go on. Lay it out. Yenifer.

Yenifer? Why aren't Jennifer? Because Yenopher sounds great. How do you spell it? With a Y. Y. Y. E. N-N. E.

Y. Y. Basically Yenifer from the witch of three. God damn it. What's a shorter version? Yen. Yen? Yeah.

So you sound like Japanese currency. Yeah. I like it. It's just a cute name. I actually have a... But Lawrence is just like, okay, he's Lawrence. I have a thing in my notes. Have you been planning?

I haven't been planning. You have been planning. You've been talking about getting married a lot recently, Alex. Have you got something like that? Getting married? Yeah. You've said about having kids and that type of stuff recently. I catch on to these things.

I don't want to get married. Alex. Alex. What? I actually don't. Hmm. Yeah, I want to you. We were just talking about how we have issues with religion and to me, marriage is very much like a, it comes from a religious kind of... Like a no, no, I get that.

But would you say you'd get engaged? Because then you normally get engaged to be married. It's a nice proposition and I like the idea of like vows and all that. It's quite, you know, a romantic idea. Um... But yeah, that's not the question. Yeah, that's not the question. But no, but would you get...

My being fucking interrogated here? I'm not asking you a question. Okay. Would you get engaged? Because normally get engaged to get married. So would you get engaged? Getting engaged with someone is just agreeing that you're going to get married. You just got to organise it.

But there's nothing else on the relationship spectrum. It always ends in marriage. That's like you're talking about. That's not true. People can have long... Legally, in terms of government and that, you're only seen as a couple when you're engaged or married. married. Yeah, so if there are tax benefits, then yes, I will get married. Okay.

Do you know what? I'm different. I love the idea of getting married and getting engaged. Do you know why? Why? Because I just, I, I, I, I hate, just having a wing is just super cute to me and I like it. See, that's the one thing I don't like. No, because I have very sensitive hands. I get fucking X more all the time. So having this fucking ring, I have to take off to wash my hands every time and I wash my hands a lot. nightmare nightmare material I know I understand that because that's actually like a that's causing an

inconvenience to life and how am I supposed to hit on sluts when they see that I'm I had to I had to I find it cute and I'd love for that to happen one day

I'll I planned it actually okay but obviously that was kind of a thing I have a question for me now you got your car one I get one for me

yeah of course Jackson Beard says this one for Alex, kinder, sorter, not really. I recently got the UCS slave one and it's obviously, and I think it's incredible. It's my first UCAS set, so it's obviously my favorite, but which UCS set is your favorite

and why? The other jar members can answer if they want. I have no idea what UTS set me. UCS Ultimate Collector Series, Lego. Oh, my answer is Slave 1. My answer is the slave 1 is an incredible model. It looks

fantastic. The green greebling on there, the fucking greebling, muh. I have no idea. This is like me talking about Kyle's when you're here. It's like, yeah, I have no idea what you want to. I say that because I think choosing the Millennium Falcon UCS is almost cheating because that, it's too good. It's too detailed, it's too expensive, too many, too many pieces. It's not even fair.

So I never give that as my answer. Argy, you're a dick. He's licking. I mean, the way at the end here, James. We are. We've gone hard. This has been a, a, a, a, a hard-ass episode. We've talked about bananas, uh, engagement. We've talked about all sorts. It's the JARCast being the JARCast.

Yeah, so thanks for listening or watching everyone. Thank you for watching this episode of the JAR Media podcast. Thanks for supporting the show. I hope you, you guys aren't too sick. Yeah, I hope we didn't, we didn't give you, um... Yeah, let us know, I'm sure you will. Oh, you stop doing that! And, uh, yeah, cheers, that's all I can say. And we'll see you next week.

Jim's back. My baby is coming back, baby. Bye-bye.