JAR Media Posdact - Sniff THIS - Corncast 27

Episode Date: February 1, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:51 James got bitten 12:08 Gamers Finally Decide To Rise 25:54 Paisley Wee Wee Timed Again 30:31 Fallout The Frontier 37:25 Mid Break & Patron Names 46:45 Reddit Questions 48:08 JAR as YFM 49:54 BBC Shows 56:02 Dissertation Advice 59:37 Thoughts on Borderlands Movie 1:05:01 How have we been feeling this lockdown? 1:17:10 Godzilla or King Kong 1:20:48 Have you ever fallen off video games? PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Oh, yummy, that's good. That is good. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the fucking yummy. Concast. This is episode. You want me to take over? No, I'm still going on.

We won an episode. This is the concast. 27. 27. This is concast 27. Today we are joined by the Big Macs and Chicken Nugget enjoyer, Alex. I'm glad to be here. We've got Destiny 2 Enjoyer himself.

Me. He is here and we've got the fucking, the myth, the fucking legend beast. Thank you so much for having me. I'm here a week. So, Beast, tell me, what have you been eating lately? Fingernails, toenails, skin. And the bit, yeah, the bit of skin by the fingernails. What do you get your hands on, really, I guess?

Whatever's on your hands, not whatever you get your hands on. Whatever is on my hand. Whatever's flaking off, yeah. And on the subject of bit of skin by a fingernail, there's been a bit of drama this week. Hold on. Wait, hold on. Patreon.

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So, my good beast just made a reference to fingernails and I have a story about names. Oh, you actually do. Should I put it on screen or should I wait for you to describe it first? So... If you put it on screen at all already. I know. It's still the bad moment.

It's a nice Monday morning. I'm about to go to work. I'm on the floor. Playing. Not playing. I'm putting my shoes on. And guys just sat there in front of me. He didn't look happy. He didn't look amused. And I started playing with his mouth. And... As, as happens, he bit me. Can you clarify something before you go on? Yes.

What does playing with his mouth mean? What does that mean? Did you put your hand in his mouth and go, like, did you do that bullshit? Almost. Pretty much did do that. Because I do, like, when we're playing, I do that because he's like growling with a toy and I just...

but this on this morning he wasn't he wasn't playing he was kind of just like he just got up he just got up he was not like in a playful mood and then here I am sticking my fucking hand in his mouth

and he fucking he chomped down and this chomp down was the worst chomp down yet and he caught me white by my fingernail is this the worst right you've ever got from him yes

worst bite I got it happened because obviously way bit down by the finger now obviously his lower teeth did the bottom of my finger as well so he got me in two places and as soon as it happened like I tried to get my finger out of his mouth but it's like the finger is so deep in the hole that I can actually pull my finger out because his teeth are still there oh no and at this point I was just like holy shit because I get bitten by him sometimes like play fighting and not and whatnot so I've had nips like small nips that have like caused a little bit of blood but I'm used I'm just that's fine, that's just like a little nip, and normally it's just like, oh, I just, you know, clean it off and it's fine. But this one was like, this actually is agonising. So I was like, fucking in shock by the fucking sink. And then I vomited.

Oh, really? I vomited, yeah, vomited all over sink. It took about an hour just kind of sitting there like, fuck. And it was bleeding excessively at this point. So I was like, oh, I better, better

to kind of tell work that I've been sick and whatnot. So I told work, had the day off, and I wrapped my finger in a plaster. And after my finger in the plaster for the next three days, it was agonizingly painful. Because you know when you got like a cut and you can feel the like pulsing going through the cut where it's like kind of healing.

It was like that, but my entire finger, every hour it was like agonizing pain. Like if I feel my finger constantly in like pain. Yeah, throbs. Yeah, and it was not good. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't do anything with my hand.

Did you, like, disinfect it or anything? I did at the time, and then, because I put the plaster on it, obviously the plastic is getting covered in blood and whatnot, it just doesn't help. So the day before, this was Thursday, I decided, you know, take the plaster off, clean it. So I did. You know, put, like, antique, some cream on it and everything to hire and help it. And it was all fine.

It hurt. I celebrate my fingers together because this is my middle finger we're talking about. I celebrate my fingers together to try and help sleep because it's more comfortable having two tied together. So I got up in the morning, went to work and I got into work and I looked at my finger and it was fucking like it was bright red and like kind of turning purple. Yeah, like by the joint. And I was like, this doesn't look good. So I sent you guys a picture of it. I was just like, uh, yeah, oops. and that's when you guys told me that maybe I should go to a doctor I should go to the MIU the mine injuries unit

so I had the first saved at my work have a look and he was an ex-army guy and he was like yeah that doesn't look good you should get that checked my my boss said the same thing so and I there I was in the middle of a fucking pandemic leading to go to the doctors oh dear and no joke this is the best experience I've ever had of the NHS Really? Where did you have to go? Was it in town or did you have to go somewhere bigger? I had to go to Chippenham because that's like the local minor injuries unit. But it's not walk in. You can't go there.

You have to get an appointment through the NHS phone line. So I called up the MIU direct and said, because instead of going straight to the NHS line, if I call them and say, like, this is a thing, could I come down? And they're like, yeah, that sounds quite bad. this and they'll book an appointment. So I called the NHS line. And when you call it, it goes like a call centre somewhere and they will go through your symptoms. So I'll go through like what is if it's a bite, if it's a burn, to try and, because in that case, if it's minor, they could be like, no, you don't need to go here. If you do these things, it could help. So I explained

everything going on. I explained how it was like turning bright red and purple and the pain and the blood flow. And I'm like, yeah, that doesn't sound good. So it booked me in with the the local place they called me they booked a time within calling them they'll like how quickly can you get here um they're like i said pretty quickly so i had i had to get there within an hour got there um you can't you but don't walk in you go to the front door and you put you like go to the key code thing and you say you've got an appointment they come out they see they get your details they take you from walking in and walking out is about 15 minutes so that's walking in with the finger, then coming out completely bandaged up with drugs.

The best I've ever, ever seen of the NHS. And it's because, I think it's because, it's because obviously people don't want to go to like a doctor's because COVID, big concern. Well, if you're going to catch it anywhere, it's going to be in a hospital or doctors. But I think having things be appointment only is kind of, I think, is better. Because it means people aren't walking in with minor things, like really minor things. Because if you're calling a line and being like, oh, I've got these symptoms, they give you the feedback you need to know what to do. So it's kind of funneling the people who really do need attention straight to where it needs to be.

You know what I mean? I just, it's shocked. I was shocked how good it was. Yeah, isn't that how like some other countries do it where there's like national healthcare, but there's like a small fee for just little checkups to kind of dissuade people just coming in for every single thing they could possibly think of. because I know like NHS in a moment and healthcare in general so just overburdened with you know COVID stuff so just having a really good experience really opened my minds to like what can change to make the healthcare system better but basically it was a good experience but they came in they they they clinging up the cut it was quite deep they had to squeeze all the blood out because

of so much blood had built in the finger they're just like squeeze it and like just get all of the like blood that's just been in the yeah out of the finger and it fucking her and then they cleaned it all up wrapped it in honey oh honey yeah honey what did they say why because like honey medical strips it's just got honey on it's really good for antibacterial and anti-inflammation i didn't know that so it's been used in dressings for like fucking decades oh so they they put honey on it and they they fully wrapped it up it's just my finger's fucking huge now because i've got proper bandage on it and i've got a nice a nice course of trugs and i'm going back tomorrow on Monday, so when this airs, to get it we checked, but yeah, my finger

is still horribly painful. So that is my, um, hospital trip this COVID pandemic. Has it impeded your driving? Uh, no. It hasn't. Because I spent a stick for being a good boy. Yeah, Lolliport. They did. I wish they did. But I spent a whole year learning to drive with only one hand. so like this doesn't make any difference to my driving which is good but yeah that's the most exciting thing that's happened in my life as of late yeah

I did flash the picture on screen a couple times on the jar dock for those watching I might delete it now though just in case it's pretty gross it's not as bad as when I fell off your bike and your bike fell on you though we showed that in a cast and that's way nustia yeah that's that's a nice YouTube this is that wasn't

yeah true true true and that wasn't like a bite that was like slicing part of my ankle off but this is like a bite so it kind of looks worse to an extent because you can just see like the fucking hole it's not nice but it's my own fault

like it's not guys's fault I'm the fucking idiot here who did it so yeah what lesson have you learned none I've not learned anything but yeah

Just don't, just don't do dumb things with dogs. They might look cute, but they can fuck you up. Yeah, they'll get angry and fucking get you. Like, even Argy's bit me, like, didn't Argy bite me over, like, Christmas? Uh, he did go... He got me quite good. He did go a bit mental on Christmas Day from memory. Just too much hype.

Yeah, just dogs are, just remember, dogs can, are just quite, they can... Even if they're like the lovely dog, they've still got fucking razor-sharp teeth. and like a stupid amount of power in their jaw like dogs just they can fuck you up so just don't be me don't follow my example yeah well thanks for telling everyone about the yeah just now on to brighter things brighter things like um how much money would be in my uh stock account if i'd held on to my game stop shares that i bought in the in the first lockdown I was like GameStop's like fucking worthless

I got like a few shares when it was it was genuinely like worthless it was like $4 a share or something so it did increase yeah increased a tiny bit but I was like I genuinely was convinced GameStop was like gonna go under

or something it's like that I don't it was so bad I don't think anyone could have predicted this like at all this is not like an anomaly Michael Barry did Michael Barry he did he actually did as well i mean yeah he was he was long holding or some shatter i read an ask

in in hindsight i should have held until at least the new consoles came out but i i wasn't even sure because of the pandemic like just how the market was going to be affected by i thought game stop was done for because like how could anyone go on by games but let's let's explain what's happened this last week so people have probably heard the whole game stop stock thing but people probably don't get what was happening so the stock market wed it sub-wedit, Wall Street Boys or something like that Yeah, they noticed that a hedge fund manager

Had bought a whole bunch of stocks or sold a whole bunch of stocks When it was at like 19 pound And if you don't get what hedge fund people do They they short sell So what short selling is is their client will say they want a stock, right? So the hedge fund manager buys the stock. Now they've got this stock. So if they see the stock go to 15 pounds as compared to 10, they'll sell at 15. So when their client wants the stock back, that hedge fund guy now needs to buy the stock back. So if the

stock's worth less than they originally got the order for, they've made like seven pound. If the stock's gone up at 300%, they've lost 300% on one stock. So that's what's happened. So that's What's happened is that Reddit saw the hedge fund guy, I think bought or sold a whole bunch of these stock. So what they did, they started manipulating the stock and putting loads of orders in for the stock to increase his value. And that's what we saw when it became worth from $19 to $350 per stock. Now, that's obscene. I'm pretty sure that's like not natural for like stock growth. It's nearly like 4,000% growth, isn't it, or something?

Yeah. So what this is done is basically fuck that stock, that hedge fund guy over, because now he's having to buy the stock back at plus 300% to what he sold it as. So you're seeing how that, if we're talking about thousands of stocks, that's millions, that's billions of money gone, which is great. Let's make this clear, that's fucking really great. We love that because it can mess up the stock market. and well it can

but obviously it's not going to because you can't manipulate the stock market across a whole like a stupily large amount of stocks because then they stop it basically which is what they've done we saw all of the trading apps like put cancelled orders for the stock so you can actually buy or sell it

I know trading 212 was which is the one we use yeah yeah because I'm really kind of questionable on this rate because my whole logic behind it is what they've done is they've artificially manipulated the price of a stock to stupily high levels and they've done it to a few others as well there's amc entertainment as well oh yeah and all that's done is it's great for the people who have bought the stock low who saw this coming the people who on the reddit and whatnot who saw this stock they've probably made a good amount of money

that's good we fucked over a hedge fund guy but i don't know if you've seen but there's the whole Twitter thing of Eat the Witch was going mental during this stock, this craze and I found that a bit ridiculous. In what sense? Well, people are acting as this is as if this is the great

wobbing hood moment where we're fucking up the witch. They've only confirmed to fuck up one hedge fund guy. It's not the great, it's a great. Yeah, it's a great thing but it doesn't... It's like the only thing that's happened for a long fucking time where if you know it is true that the poor are always going to be fucked by the massively wealthy

then this is the first time in a long time the you know the poor managed to achieve anything in that regard but but this is the thing the lowest percentage in terms of wealth didn't benefit from this at all because you only have to be privileged to even deal with stocks you know so like this doesn't help the poor at all this is like this is my logic of this is it's only made people with money already more money at the expense of maybe a stupidly small amount of the 1% because this isn't going to affect all of the 1% it's affected like two two free hedge fund people who are dealing directly with that stock do anything it's more sort of symbolic and that's the reason people are no yeah no I understand that what it

represents you know it's like a the the mystery of the stock market yeah it's a reddit fucking moment but it's like the mystery of the stock market is kind of strip back a bit and you can kind of just see how bullshit the whole thing is and like yeah the free market yeah totally it like the stock market doesn't make any sense i was talking to jim about this the other day like you know you buy a stock you're paying 20 pound for this stock you're selling it to 60 where's that extra 40 dollars coming for more pounds where whose whose pocket is that coming out of like how does it even fucking work because like when we've just the economy is based off if you have an item you need a buyer

and then you sell your item to the buyer at money there's no buyer of stocks who the fuck you buy in your stock you sell it back to the market at the value that the market has organically dictated it as worth but please comments don't explain it

we don't care it generally just doesn't make me a sense like I don't want people to think like I'm against this whole thing I love it I love any rich person getting what they deserve but like there's more to be done like I want people to take away from this

to the fact that in mass you can fucking make make any change you want like if you can fuck up the fucking stock market fucking protest and you know he was on to something there I mean he didn't account for Reddit

but he was on to like isn't it the equality act of like the 60s that JFK implemented was directly as a result of protests like protest cause will change

people need to know that if they band together you can just change the fucking system and you can make improvements to society I don't want people to because there's probably a bunch of people who've got involved in this only because it's going to benefit themselves because it's the stock market

and I'm pretty sure there's some genuine stories on the Reddit where they're like people like I listen to you guys I put in this amount and I'm able to afford like my life saving fucking treatment. That's fucking playing off like the student loans and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Like I'm so happy for those people because they've made will change to their own lives through this at the expense of one fucking dickhead fucking hedge fund cunt. But it's just I want people to know what the meaning of this is. Yeah, we've had one we've gotten one little tiny dub there.

You know, one little tiny dub. I mean, yeah, those people, you know, they're still going to be hugely wealthy and all that. You know, we haven't changed that at all. But, um, I don't know, I'm glad a few individuals, like you say we're able to do something good for their own lives for once

it's symbolic for everybody else yeah it's a feel good moment and it's a feel good moment to start the year and the way it's a real good moment it's a Rick and Morty moment there's just more to be done and I want people to keep that enthusiasm

to know that we can progress and we can eat the witch that's all that's what I've got to say but no the other thing that's on my mind is Elon must the richest man in the world egg this on I think it gained a lot of mainstream traction

when Elon Musk was like tweeted about it and my question is why would Elon Musk tweet about it if he didn't have a lot of stocks in it to gain benefit of he had how much money do you think he had in GameSop stocks

he the richest man has benefited from it yeah no doubt but he's like he's yeah he's like the Reddit it king everyone I really loves Elon Musk and that's where there's

this kind of thing in me where it's just like yeah we've we fucked up some rich people but rich people have also benefited from it they've gained money from this

well so be it so be it yeah it's just like the cycle where where like the whatever the 1% is just hoards their thing

until the people at the bottom just get fed up yeah think, think, like, the, the, the, the, the thing everybody loves, everybody loves about France is the French Revolution, because it's literally just like, that's it, we're gonna fucking cut, all of your heads on, all of your heads on. I love it. So that does, that does happen. Like, you can't beat the rich, the, the poor forever, because they will just fucking snap and fuck you up. Yeah, and I guess, as you said, the stock market didn't really anticipate for fucking Twitter and Reddit, did it? It's nice to see that it like all it took was like that for everyone everyone to band together and I'd be like

Fuck it, we don't matter. Let's fuck them up. I like that. It was a good infuse. But you also you can't fearmonger people who have like nothing to lose. So all of the like fearmongering from the people saying oh the stock market's gonna like fall and shit We don't even have shares. Yeah, we don't have jobs anyway all money. So fuck it. Can you possibly take away from them? It's good, but it's feel good and I'm glad it happened because people don't get the the the actual like the way the economy works like the stock market has a role in that so if the stock market collapsed there would be like a recession there would be financial

like difficulties and it's worth remembering that during those things the people who suffer are never rich people it's always people of the bottom just like this the stock market isn't something you should fuck fuck with for shits and giggles like constantly because that can

fuck shit up really sick though Yeah, if you funny meat, fuck them. Yeah, that's all I've got to say on that. How much is Dogecoin worth now? There has been... There's been people like saying that they're going to try and get that out. Dogecoin?

Yeah, Dogecoin specifically. Because didn't Bitcoin like surge recently too? Yeah. I think it's time for the meme economy. See, no, I disagree. I think... Dogecoin is the worst cryptocurrency because it's a meme currency. Like that's the reason I'd never buy any of it.

Currency already is meme currency. It's all made up bullshit anyway. It's all just made up bullshit. Yeah. But like have you, do you get cryptocurrency? I don't actually understand how any cryptocurrency works. Um, of course I don't get it. You just get cryptocurrency by like just making your computer do things. You mine it.

Mike, like, how? How does that make sense? I don't know maybe someone can leave a huge comment describing it for us. If you are smart, smarter than me, can you please explain what fucking cryptocurrency is, what ripple is and valetium? It's like crazy volatile. Yeah.

See, the person we need to actually talk to about this is 50 cents. He knows it's cryptocurrencies. Yeah, or John. John John yeah I didn't want to say oh John John yeah

John yeah we're even you know John our friend John oh John no why do we call in John because that's what we're calling him because there is anonymity and all that no but the thing is the JAR fans in the last episode

we know it's match call him Matt nah nah it's John I like the parallel of the biblical name John and John 117 it works John a.k.a. Matt he knows what. He knows. He would know

this. You just ruined it. I hate you. Everyone knows his Matt. I hate you. That's where I first heard the term a mining Bitcoin. Was from John. He's John? Oh, just a Bitcoin miner. It doesn't matter. He's gone. He's mined himself to...

He's gone too deep. He's mined too deep. Yeah. He didn't bring a map. Right. Anyone else have any top? before we go into... Yeah, I have a topic. I have a topic. No, you don't, because I want to go to the toilet, so no more topics.

Oh my god, it's got a quick one to throw out, just to say... I know, I want to talk about this. What? I want to talk about fall out the frontier. Fuck, can I throw my thing out first? So it's genuinely. Yeah, no, it's really short. We can go to the piss, you fucking...

Just go out of the toilet, fuck. Go and shoot some out a minute. So, uh, I mentioned last episode, my Gordon Retriever Paisley had her, uh, uh, her spay her bitch spay so she's been recovering from that so I've been alternating

between putting this nappy thing on her her leotard and like this blow up ring thing but basically last episode I said like she pissed through the she pissed through a leotard yeah she pissed straight through the leotard

because I kept forgetting to take it off and it happened to get She pissed through it again, because I've got to take her up. So she had to have the ring, but you know what? She's all healed up now, so she doesn't need anything around us, so. That's good to hear. She's making a good recovery. Dogs are so stupid, man.

One day after her operation, stomach likes staples in it, like bright red, fresh, fresh op. She's like, she wants to be jumping up on the sofa, like hurling, like, like jumping. like a horse jumping over, a jump, like, you know, proper, like, athletic shit. Doing that stuff, trying to go upstairs, trying to run around. Just so stupid. Just no concept that they're kind of fucked up a little bit, so they need to west. No, it's equivalent to, um, a human being abducted by an alien. Just like being put to sleep and then you wake up.

I would blame it back to... running around and jumping yeah yeah that's true they just can't comprehend what the fuck has happened yeah they live in the moment they don't they don't they don't linger she's probably

just as happy like tearing her stomach if anything happier have we ever talked about when flossie got her um when she was spayed oh I don't remind me she fucking licked open her own stomach hole yeah because

that is retarded I don't know how it happened because either they offered something to our parents because we were only kids at the time. Like the vets offered some solution like a cone. The vet said, just put a t-shirt on her. It'll be fine. A t-shirt? Yeah, a t-shirt. So we put a t-shirt on her and obviously she just moved the bit of the t-shirt that covered her stomach and then she licked it open.

It's because godogs have that like, instinct thing where like their saliva has like healing properties so if they cover their own their own like body with their saliva it helps heal it so they just think i'm gonna lick this this fucking gash in my summit yeah they over do obviously look out all the uh the fuck's the word you know the string they tie it all together with what did they like not realize stitching. Yeah, stitches, fuck. Do they not like...

String, they tie it together with a meat joint. That's what it looks like, fuck. Do they not like get pain from it? Do they not know that oops I've just fucking cut, like, open my womb?

I suppose she would have been like pumped full of anesthetic and then on painkillers for like four days. So she did seem a bit out of it, to be fair. Out of it, but still not out of it enough to open up her own tummy. Yeah, I kept joking that she was stuck in her catamine hole which all the catamon fans out there will understand

she's a cutie though she was the cutest dog was what is she not anymore now that she doesn't have a volume jesus no flossie's not with us okay oh flossie yeah i'm not about paisley man you totally threw me there we which dog are we i came back in the middle of it we are talking about flossie right i think alex was talking about pageley And James was talking about Floss. Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about different dogs at different times. But I have a core memory of when Floss licked that wound open because, like, it was like a kid. And, like, so, could see inside her guts and shit.

It was like, it really freaked me out. Yeah, for that drive home, I thought, this is it. She's done for it. But I guess I just sewed it up and it healed. Didn't. She got, she got like a cone after, after, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. The phone began, which every dog loves. Ah, well, we'll sniff this right after these messages then. Hey, I need to talk about Fallout the Frontier! No you don't. I do. I need to talk about it. What is it? So, there's been a mod for Fall Out New Vegas

called Fall Out the Frontier. And I shits you not. It's the fucking worst thing I've ever fucking seen. So here's why. Here's fucking why. So you've got Fall Out New Vegas. You've got a new Vegas type. You've got terrible game, great writing, really atmospheric, plays like shit. But you've got the two things, you've got the atmosphere and the writing and the RPG elements.

So you make a mod for New Vegas. So what you do is you keep the worst things and then you have to make the things that are good. And I can say now that will never end well. Because New Vegas is a shit game. We can all agree that it is fucking shit. So this mod team decided to make Fall Out the Frontier and it's like this snowy kind of big expansion

to Fall Out. And I've seen gameplay of this and imagine if you cut all of the really shit predictable scenes out of Call of Duty and made them in Fallout New Vegas. The ending of Fallout 4. Imagine that in New Vegas.

Imagine that Charlie don't shirth in New Vegas. You're seeing how this fucking shit is starting? I'm going to have to admit that when you started talking, I like open Google Chrome and then the tab, which had somebody that I used to know cover by your favourite Martians started playing, so lasting in my ears. But Fallout. In New Vegas.

I've got lost to the Charlie Don't Surf bit. I was like, what, you mean they tried to make missions as good as the Cod4 mission? No, there's missions where there's like a vertie bird assault and you're in a vertibird. There's missions where you drive a Sherman. There's missions where you have to execute your allies because the hospitals are full. There's a self-insert furry securitron who's been making pedophilic animator, videos. I just searched it and found this article

for Out New Vegas, the Frontier Mod removed by creators, the team pulled the mod after discovering one of its developers posted troubling sexual content. I guess that's what you're talking about. Yeah. And just the premise of a self-insert Furry Securon in a Fallout game

just sounds off already. Then you've got, you can have sex of a death claw. There's a underage sex slave follower. my god there's that one of the subplots is lizard overlords that you can have sex with um a lot of the dialogue is really like fetishy and hypersexual and just seeing some of the stuff you know it's like holy fuck and obviously all it's all like voice acted by people

so you think full out voice acting ain't that great anyway this is even worse but just watch a video of it and just tell and it's fucking bad it's so bad that's all i want to say like i appreciate modders and people who make huge expansions to games you know you've got really great ones like hunt the freeman you know really stuff that changes the game but that's not a mod that's a full fucking it's a full release man it's a full game it's a standalone Yeah, standalone, motherfucker. Full price. Just, I would suggest people

to just search Fallout the Frontier and just look at how fucking terrible it is. Whatever happened to that mod for like Fallout 4 that was supposed to add New Vegas into it? Fallout 4. Yeah, Fallout 4, New Vegas,

it does look quite promising, but it's like you're remaking Fallout New Vegas in a game that's got less charm than Fallout New Vegas that plays the same. I don't know if this is just me but when you think of like mission maker

like kind of that shit like Fallout 4 is just like the most generic just open world RPG in terms of like character design it just looks so uncanny valley that's my biggest gripe with Fallout 4 is it just doesn't look all that nice yeah I wouldn't say uncanny valley though

because that implies it looks too good to be true yeah there's like something wrong like you look at fallout three and fall out four characters they look shit but they look shit and that make it that works yeah it was just a case of like it was appropriate in Skyron and the Vien but by the time four came out it it wasn't it wasn't quite on par with what was expected but basically we obviously getting a new fallout made by obsidian because Microsoft owned the Bethesda I'm just hoping they make then that they make the next Fallout in Gears of War engine?

What? Because you know, you know, Fallout's like really, it's janky? So Gears of War has jank white. It's quite a janky game in weird, like, weirdly. Well, you're just heavy. Do you think so? You're very heavy. I would say Gears actually doesn't have much jank.

It's got, yeah, I definitely wouldn't call it janky. Yeah, I think it's very smooth, but you're just very, like, chunky and heavy and everything has weight to it. Grounded. Yeah. Okay, but there's, okay, for that, then, like, Gears is goofy. right we all know gears is goofy yeah gears is goofy fallout is supposed

to be goofy so you make fallout in the gears engine and then for like one of your melee upgrades you can bootista bomb people that would be great like that that would be full out it's boutista bombing people so just make gears of fallout

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Think about it All I'm saying is Jamie is quiet Well if Jim's being quiet he can introduce part two then yeah jamie introduced part two three two one let's go welcome the uh shut the the fuck up oh sorry be quiet i'm doing it okay i will i get it stop stop now sorry no james you do it good afternoon be quiet i'm trying to do it good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this

episode of this is the second half where we take questions on the journal media if you have a question please go to the Reddit and drop us a comment and we will

in this section of the now Alex take it away Alex take us away Alex yeah head over to Reddit.com forward slash fnaf if you want to leave more questions

for us like Alistair underscore 13 did I'm just going to start us off for this episode which are your favourite Martian characters I'll tell you guys that the names Ray William Johnson plays Puff Puff

that's his character's name What fuck is Puff? Who's Puff Puff? Who hears Puff Puff? Someone has to claim it. Vennie Jamie's puff-puff No, James is puff-puff Jamie's puff-puff

You can tell You're Yeah, no James, you're puff-puff I think simply for the name Just so we can add Puff-Puff-Puff to the Jamie does Puff-Puff I don't Puff-Puff

No, you're Puff-Puff But Jim could be Axel There's Axel Benatar DJ and Puff-Puff Um, you're DJ I'm fine with that

apart from the fuck maybe I'm not fine with that the one song he did was like the one that's been like removed yeah in fact I thought um he'd removed that one from YouTube but I looked at his channel earlier and it's still on there so

well it should be fucking removed I guess that makes Ruben Benatar yeah the key tar playing guy yeah which makes you Axel yeah that works that works if Ruben was to play an instrument I feel like it would be a keto, so. Hmm.

Okay. I don't have a I don't have an opinion. Before we move on, actually, I just want to add Puff-Puff to James' nicknames, because I just think that's fucked up that he's called that. Puff.

Puff. Our next question comes in from The Devalan. Wondering if any of the cast has watched the BBC show Life on Mars from 2006. if so what were your thoughts on a more broader note what do you think of BBC shows in general

such as Doctor Who Merlin Luther etc any favourites and what do you think about the BBC as a whole outside of the shows they've created alright so I've not watched Life on Mars here it's pretty based however the BBC as a whole cringe no Merlin though Merlin's cringe Doctor Who's cringe Luther

Luther in retrospect very cringe Sherlock like cringe ultimate cringe Sherlock is actually kind of good though No I don't use the word good Cringe and base or our two adjectives here I will not accept any others Alright cringe base let's go

BBC Base base Cringe Shit Yeah Sherlock especially is one that's like Oh my God Because a few months ago I rewatched the Robert Downey movies And they were like fine

And then I was like I was trying to remember like So how did they kind of visualise Sherlock Holmes In the BBC show And I went to like looked up some clips and it genuinely is like cringe like there's this downy based junior that's cringe in season one of Sherlock there's this there's the sequence where Sherlock has to do his like mine palace bullshits and the way

they presented the scene I know the scene with like the text on the screen and stuff I thought when I found it on YouTube I thought it was like a fake like fan edit thing for like a joke I didn't realize it was the actual show so a big no to to Sherlock especially by the time I started tweaking on to it I think when those last seasons were coming out and it's just like what the fuck is going on in the show anymore

it's it like carried it because of the cast members and how like just famous they are I guess of Benedict and the other guy well it made Benedict famous isn't it? It was like his... Probably help propel him yeah

yeah it made him a good actor yeah but when I think of like BBC the best thing Like the best show to come out of BBC is like Planet Earth or something like that Those nature documentaries With the Hans Zimmer music

Those are the best things they probably have made We'll see about that I suppose Well, let's actually get back to the actual subject Of this conversation Yes, I've seen life of... Which is the best fizzy drinks Okay, which are the best ones And the worst ones

I've seen... I'm going to have to put Oasis at number one I've actually seen life on And ashes to ashes and I will say that the ashes, ashes to ashes is better. Oh, okay, okay. Because it has an, it has an Audi Quotra and not Ford Cortina 2008. Ah, not a good reason. The, no, ashes trash is very good.

Yeah, we shouldn't let James do his opinion. I've actually seen them. I'm a big fan of David Bowie, but I haven't seen these two shows. You want to just named after songs then. Yeah, just, yeah. What, David Bowie wrote them. with the term Ashes to Ashes

Is that like a term the David Billy invented I don't think so Ashes to Ashes to Aude Quotro To Aldi Quotro Um Peaky Blinders is BBC You guys like that don't you I've seen like a couple of seasons It falls off after

The season where the Italian Mafia come in is where that falls off I've not watched it at all Season 1 and 2 I'm like another show that's just sort of carried by a good actor. Yeah. To me, it's I don't want to watch it because I look at it and I

actually think, yeah, the people who like this quite cringe, makes me think it's quite cringe the reasons they're saying it's good. So, not based, cringe. Yeah, peaky cringes. The episodes of Inside Number 9 that I've seen, only a couple but they're such a very good

from what I've seen. Well, wait, hang on. Thick of it, that was them when it was good, when that was a while ago though. Yeah, that would have been a while ago, but that is a really fucking good one. that's very very based what's the movie called too in the loop

in the loop yeah yeah yeah those are great and there's also a weird like crossover because I'm like looking at a list and like flea bag is in there and that's supposed to be really good

so there is stuff you can like find that is good but largely the most the most well-known popular stuff seems to be kind of pooey at devs was good too actually that came out in 2020 that was kind of awesome

what the show devs oh so you're doing a joke no no I'm serious it's really good oh no devs I was thinking of something else I was thinking of something else oh some crin yeah

I feel like I've seen that type of game a sitcom or something I thought that was it let me find it no I don't know what it's called but I just thought that was it in my head I was like that's probably I will give you it to sound like one of those

but it's the Alex Garland the Annihilation guy it's like his show pixels That's the channel for gaming sitcoms, but dead pixels. Not based, very cringe, I'm sure. I feel like we've talked about Doctor Who before.

I have fond childhood memories of the tenant, like, run, but outside of it, I can't. I can't. And, yeah, I don't know about Luther, how I feel about that now. I don't think I ever saw season three. I liked season one from memory, but kind of fell off in two. and if you're falling off when it's like three episode seasons so

yeah it was just carried by like I'm guy and I'm cool I wear long coat that was that was sort of like the whole that's every BBC show I'm cool guy I wear long coat and everyone's like

yeah it just kind of carried it British teller okay well let's talk about drinks then we already have please refer to episode 76, 105 Oh, episode 12 as well to see our opinions and drinks Well, there is one for you here

though Rubin From Schineljj 12, question for Rubin I'm currently studying music production at uni And I'm due to start my dissertation in a few months Do you have any general advice In terms of the dissertation itself How you approached it, anything to make it less stressful, et cetera?

Cheers I'm trying to think. I had a pretty good idea of what I wanted to write my dissertation on from the start of second year. And then as time went on, I, every now and then between, you know, the start of second year and the start of third year when I actually started my dissertation, I just note the odd thing down, you know, and I didn't use all of it. But I'd noted the odd thing down, obviously, did they say if they were, they were starting it? Like, it's already starting. I'm currently studying music production at uni, so, yeah. Okay, so I guess, you know, yeah, you may, yeah, if you're obviously already in your third year, then what I'm saying there means fuck all to you.

So just build a time machine or something first and then go back and sort that one out. That's a pretty good dissertation subject, actually. I'm trying to think. So I think the process started before Christmas, and my dissertation was due originally in March, but that got. pushed back to April because of COVID so the bulk of my writing took place probably over around two and a half weeks I wrote one sort of quite shit rough chapter and my dissertation supervisor who I'm my friends with he looked at it and you know I knew it was kind of dog shit but it was just to get a shape of where I was going with things so it's all right to write like

complete bollocks for the first like yeah like I wouldn't say do a whole fucking draft of your dissertation and then have that be looked at. Do a first chapter which will be like, I don't know, two to three thousand words depending on how many chapters you do. I did three. It's all right for it to be complete shit at first

as long as you're, and yeah, as long as you're involved with your dissertation supervisor or somebody, you know, as long as you're somebody who is involved in this process with you who will sort of moderate your work for you and edit it and tell you what you need to change.

I did a load of fucking research I had a huge bibliography do your bibliography as you go I think don't leave that to the end

that's just one thing definitely do it as you go actually just have a strong have a strong idea don't just force something don't just force yourself to write 10,000 words on something that you don't really care

about at all because I wrote mine about the relationship between video games and capitalism for example and I'm doing a fucking film course I did a film course and my dissertation was nothing to do with that you know you can kind of do whatever you want really as long as your supervisor approves it I don't really know what else there is to say just yeah I did most of my writing in the space of about three and a half weeks so I had it thoroughly planned prior to that. So don't, yeah.

It was also the best thing I did in my whole degree. The thing I enjoyed most was writing my dissertation. So it shouldn't be a formidable sort of task. It's something that you should try to enjoy. There you go, I'm done now. The brough button has one. Thoughts on Kevin Hart in the upcoming Borderlands movie. While it's going to suck, the concept of it is hilarious to me.

he's the cast so far who was he was it was a very very well-known female actress female actress a actress yeah i thought she was scrapped from it oh did she leave it like kate banshear kevin hart illo illo roth that's right and elon eliotroth directed kevin hart and kate bansett starring borderlands movie she's still apparently in yeah she's still apparently in it as lilith Crenge, not based. Written by Aaronberg and Craig Mazin who

Okay, Chernobyl is there. What are they do with the style? However, hmm, writer of identity thief The Hangover, the Huntsman. Oh, worse. Super-era movie,

scary movie four, scary movie three. Uh-oh. Um, I, I think out of every video game ever made, every property, every valuable franchise that is out there

that deserves a movie Borderlands is so low on that list for me. I sometimes... I do you one further and say it's the least deserving out of every single IP

that exists. It genuinely, sometimes I just get angry at the concept of Borderlands just out of nowhere. I remember that it exists and I remember the humor and I just get so annoyed but how it just unfunny it is but imagine it in

a movie it's the one thing borderlands is like is really fucking bad at the story and the humor and everything that's going to be the focus of it cut scenes in borderlands three just drove me fucking insane yeah I played it muted for the

time I did um it's just awful yeah it's too far it's so fucking cringy it doesn't deserve a movie and I'm sure it's going to be utter trash but the fact is Kevin Hart is good news

that means it's going to be a fucking huge box office success Let's look at the borderlands one character The second Who's going to voice Claptrap? It will be The guy who voiced What's his name?

Patan Oswald Or Ryan Reynolds Kevin Spacey That is his name right I'm just made that up. Yeah, Ratatuity. Ratatouet. Ryan Reynolds would be a good thing.

I could actually imagine Ryan Reynolds doing it. Yeah. Or Vin Diesel could do it. He's going to play Brick. Oh, they got Batista for Brick. Easy. Easy. Here you go.

He's in. And then finally you got the Mordecai. Who's going to play Mordecai? Robert Downey Jr. The Danny Jr. But this is directed by Eli Roth. Which is so fucking weird. I thought he did like fucked up movies.

Yeah, he did the hostel one and two. Yeah, he'll be fucked up then. It's going to be a fucked up movie. Maybe he really knows borderlands or something. No, the last movie he did was the house with a clock and its walls with Jack Black. It's like a kid's movie. So he must be well connected to just jump. Branching out, he wants to do some other things.

Yeah, he's clearly got his in. And the movie, like, made loads of money. Even though it looked like pure January bullshit. But I was actually, I have a new found, uh, disrespect for Kevin Hart, um, because of something he's a really like, a piece of shit guy. Yeah, I didn't realize, like, I, I knew kind of top level about the controversies he'd been in where he was like cheating on his wife and, um, he's a, he's real trash, dude. And the way he handled, uh, addressing some of his weird, fucking old jokes, um, it's, like,

really strange. And there's this, oh my God, this fucking obnox. Noxious Netflix documentary series. It's like a six-episode series called Kevin Hart, don't fuck this up. I skipped through a few episodes of it. One of the episodes is completely about, like, his side of how it went down with cheating on his wife and everything. And it's, it is the most, like, a jerk-off, self-aggrandizing bullshit of, like, his wife sitting there, like, Yeah, well, you know what they say.

Everyone has at least two chances, because three strikes and you're out. And all this kind of weird shit, and it will make you dislike him even more if you're not a fan of him. And every other sentence in the documentary is like this weird, like, motivational shit he's always talking about. If you've listened to the Joe Rogan with him, you'll know what I'm on about where, like, he doesn't say anything. He just keeps spouting off this random motivational speech shit. but just be positive all the time be positive work harder never stop yeah platitudes where he's just it just sounds like bullshit just to distract from from i guess that you know his shit yeah i i guess that's a backhanded recommendation for that on netflix i just happen to check out

glitch time fail has one hey jar how have you guys been feeling this lockdown have you been able to stay productive also what personal lessons do you feel you have learned due to the circumstances. Personally I've learned I've tremendous guilt over not being productive, so I've learned to stop judging myself when I am in phases of feeling in active and just wanting to play video games. Peace. He should give me advice. Holy shit. I don't know what it is about this third one man, but this one's really not doing for me. I've learned. I've got an extremely unhealthy relationship with food. Yeah, I wonder why. I just want salt all the time. Yeah, salt, salt is better than sugar, man. I fucking love salt.

Yeah, fuck sugar, salt's worth that. I wish I did. Salt-based sugar cringe. I have such as sugar. No, I have as well. No, I've had, I've generally had. No, I have. I have.

I've had take rate, at least every day this week. I've had it, you haven't. And Jamie has as well. Jamie's as dirty as I am. I've had quite a few meal deals. My hands are clean. Maybe. Yeah, because...

Mildo's a rip-offs. Yeah, they're right. Not when you're buying them every day. That adds up. Yeah, they're right. Yeah, they're fine. Be quiet. No.

Hush up, boy. No. Wait, just go on the... Get back to the question. I don't know about you guys, but in lockdown one, it had the unique kind of unknown fear factor. Right? So that was when I was like,

What do you mean no? No, that's when it was the most fun. It was like, yeah, I had all this stuff to do. I was like, yeah, I could do stuff, place to place. Yeah, and it was like just going into summer, beautiful weather all the time, like sitting outside being like, man, this could stick around for a while, just kick my feet up and watch all the movies and play all the games. I suppose this one I'm forgetting is just how long that first lockdown was too.

Yeah, fuck. So it's basically like three in and of itself. but okay at least for the first half of that first lockdown more fearful for me anyway it's just like what does even happen i can't believe this is going on um and it's just eating like trash just fucking just awful i ran my dissertation through uh like a little bit of it so i i still had stuff to do no i don't yeah then move on to the second lockdown not lockdown which like i which only lasted four weeks yeah that one

I think I was already like back into a routine by then so I don't even really remember that one as much I think I was still able to go to the gym then as well so I didn't get it too much yeah you can get your hair cut you can fucking do basically anything yeah yeah basically wasn't even a lockdown yeah but the current one

I don't know just there's something mentally about about being like flung back an entire year and just the deja shit like it does feel really really fucking hopeless at the moment but you know I'm just waiting for it for it to like end so I can try and get back into some sort of routine because it's just all fucking all over the place I was actually I was at work and everything's been feeling particularly meaningless lately and I was putting stuff on

the shelves and when I stood back up I like hung there over this this trolley thing I had with me with stuff on it and I was just like I kind of want to just cry and never stop yeah fucking hate this it would be okay but I don't we don't there's nothing I there are no dimensions to anyone's lives we don't get to do anything

ever and now it's like the build up of it too we're like I can't yeah yeah there is a lot of like apathy bitterness frustration and yeah

it is getting to that hatred actually yeah hatred for this country I know like You just can't forget this shit. Can't forget how it's been handled. It's so disappointing, but...

Have you seen these statistics for Japan versus England? Yeah. Because Japan is... There's like triple the amount of people in Japan and they're a lot, like, more dense. Dense of population and, like, a fraction of the fatalities and cases. Yeah, like, they've got like 5,000 deaths or some shit, if i remember correctly uh we've got hundred thousand you look at where you talk yeah like it's

actually it's actually a fucking coke and they're way closer to china obviously like i don't know what are cases what's that word so we have ground zero they have five and a half thousand deaths and 387 000 cases and then the ukk has oh yeah 10 times they're over 10 times their cases but 20 times their deaths how's that worked out yeah it just it just goes to show that it's 100% the government's fault yeah they just they're just really good at dividing everybody yeah yeah everyone's so like eager to shit on each other for it mm-hmm remember that comrade James don't let the let them pit the proletariatia against each other don't let them James like

you, I'm taking the fucking gherkins out my fucking big man. Do it yourself and bin them. Do it your fucking self. You don't save any money on it. You don't save any money on the gherkins. You don't save any money on the gherkins. They're not, they'll think about

the fraction that they're receiving from Donald's total part of this. No, I make the product more expensive for them because it means they have to put more labour into the burger. Get fucked. You're letting the, you're dividing you're dividing the proletariat

I'm boozy you are the proletariat I'm no I'm boozy I'm fucking the problem okay James is Dragon Bullsie yeah boy fuck the UK government man

they get fucking he gets fucking COVID and he gets first class treatment while we all die fuck him fuck the Tories they can all go to fucking hell Johnson actually have COVID? No, I don't think, I don't think he did.

I think he was just hiding. Yeah, I think he didn't. And it was all just like a political play to like just get, take the pressure off of, uh, Oh, yeah, gone over his sympathy for him, too. Yeah. No, I don't think he had COVID. It was like Donald Trump definitely didn't have COVID either. Regeneron.

No, he did. I don't know. He did it as an excuse to take crack as a, with medication. Anyway, so I think Apple Tango might be one of my favorite. Yeah, I'm thinking Oasis, maybe top ten, top five. No, I'm thinking, Bobin. I think Dr. Pepper, I think Dr. Pepper, I think Dr. Pepper is one of the worst drinks. I think Dr. Pepper is very, very well.

Well, let's just say, John liked Dr. Pepper. John loved Dr. Pepper. It's sort of like drinking, like, sand. There's nothing like, hmm, refreshing. You drink Dr. Pepeper, like, wow, what a refreshing drink. I could have just drank, like, sand or something like that. I've never bought it. What is even the flavor?

Shit. bubblegum sort of flavour shit, it's awful, it's fucking awful. I know, I just say it's hell. I thought it was pepper. Yeah, well, I don't know. It's the flavor I thought it was the remains of doctors. And what's the other one? And like rum and raisin

ice cream tastes the same as it as it as well. They all just have this weird universal like, fuck knows what it is flavor. Well, no, you said like a caramel drink. Yeah, it has cowmell. Definitely had this conversation because I've definitely, we've definitely all Googled it while we've been sat here.

So we've definitely done this. before on probably every episode for the last late year. Oh my God, the thing I've got on this can is so misunderstood since 1885. I looked up the soda that America drinks the most and it's Mountain Dew.

Oh, fuck yeah. I'm going to say Mountain Dew is not like this. Randu is fucking sick. What are you talking about? When does milk come on in the scale no milk is no milk is terrible carbonized milk carbonized milk

like people that say you can't just drink milk on its own and they act like you're like gross you're doing it you're drinking the titty juice of another animal I don't give a fuck I'll drink anything that's called milk

I don't care what it is oat milk coconut milk milk coconut milk milk milk um you got soy milk soy milk chocolate milk duck milk all the milks it's more it makes more sense for us humans to drink titty milk

why haven't we normalized drinking titty milk because at least it's our own thing well there's that weird thing and I think hey what is it where nah maybe this is like this is a joke in a South Park thing or I just associate with it but just women being milked

well maybe that was just a weird thing James said I think it's your imagination yeah Mad Max they get milked. Oh yeah, they're getting milked. Mad Max is to clean his head with milk in a certain scene. No, it was definitely something that was in our old, like an old group chat, where it was just a video of anime cowgirls being milked.

It was on YouTube, so it was like clearly not. Like it was, you know, it was on YouTube. What? Cowgirls. Yeah, that sounds like a James sort of goes. Yeah, no, it was you. No, no. What?

Why the fuck would we have found it? Yeah. reminds me of that weird shit i think i think james found too where it was like um like anime girls like with like bikes inside them and shit oh the fuck like like like like like like like like stretching themselves over the like bikes so the frame of the bike can be seen that was a four-dent thing is it got like a name i don't even know how you would find that no it has a name i can't remember james has gone through so many oh It was funny. Alex found it funny. I was only sharing it for that.

It definitely stayed in my memory. I mean, yeah. I could actually, no, well, see, I still have that group. I can find all of this information. Now, just give me a second. I love the fact that our old group chat, the fucking profile pictures is assumed in picture of my face. Oh my god, Alex, do you not remember when you used to go on B and post a picture of my dog and put, how cute is my dog oh yeah my god no one ever

replied you had you just like going on B and posting like the most bizarre stuff and even B wouldn't would not acknowledge it wasn't like porn

it wasn't like Asian is the mask the waste appreciation okay look the The Conservative government have infected Captain Tom, as he became known very colloquially across the country. They've deliberately infected him with COVID-19 and he's in hospital. So when he dies, he'll become a martyr for the whole thing.

And somehow, despite him getting COVID, likely being a failing of the government, they will get, they will generate support from it somehow. Look at this great British martyr who died. We must all band together and fight. Fight the COVID. Who's Captain Keyes? I don't know, but I think I'm going to punch my hand into his skull and take his fucking chip out. I'm going to break his face open and get the chip. Then you press up on the D-pad.

Odi, Odie, Odie, Odie, Odie? All your problem is so. Liberating Pablo has one for us. Who's going to win? Godzilla or King Kong? King Kong. Zilla. Yeah, I'd prefer if Godzilla won, but King Kong is going to win.

He's the underdog. Is he the underdog? Giant gorilla versus giant lizard. giant lizard that can shoot lasers out of its mouth and in the film is like twice the size of king Kong have you seen the trailer I didn't even watch it I've seen like screenshots you know I did watch other day

other day though was the teaser trailer for Godzilla 2014 where all the soldiers do the halo jump and there's all the red flowers it's a very cool teaser trailer they basically made it out like it's gonna be this crazy yeah it was gonna be this crazy like horror, really intense film, and then it's just kind of like boring and shit. Yeah, with kickass in there. I remember nothing about that movie, and I've definitely seen it.

I've not even seen it. I've not seen it, but I remember loads of it. Let's do this one from Cajolio, penultimate one. So my dad was confirmed to have Corona four days ago, and now I'm starting to get a cough. Alex said he was pretty confident you got the virus in 2020, so my question is, Can you go into detail about some of the symptoms and maybe some symptoms that aren't talked about as much that you got? Obviously, I can just Google the symptoms, but I'd rather waste some of Alex's precious mortal time. So the main thing for me was, it was like very heady.

Like I kept describing it as like, I mean, now I describe it as brain fog, but back then I'd constantly describe it as like, just feeling like you're tipsy all the time. or like you're like disassociating like a little bit like you're separate from your body or something it's really fucking weird and horrible but like yeah the the brain thing was a big one and on the on the in the middle of the night um before i like knew i had it i like was like shivering and like breathing really fucking weird like the kind of breathing um so that was a big that seemed like an obvious kind of symptom of it, but I think part of what makes it so tough is that there are so many fucking symptoms

and you can carry it without having any, so I mean, I don't even know how me describing it helps so much. The brain fog thing, I mean, I was just saying that is that not something that can just be a sense of just being really fucking ill anyway? Yeah. If you're really, really unwell and your body is

combating something that's quite severe or, I don't know, let's say you were just having a course of chemotherapy. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty shit. with the brain frog thing where a lot of people i just um i just was thinking that i wouldn't want someone to panic and think i'm getting this really hyper unique thing oh my god i'm living me to think straight again oh that's it it's over no i'm doing me to concentrate yeah well i mean if if it is like last year it was like shit i get COVID i want me to think it's over yeah i can't do anything

yeah well if you are stressing you're out stressing yourself out to that level you can just get like a test i guess if you want to know for sure but when i had it there was like there was no way to get a test Unless I wanted to pay hundreds of pounds on some weird, bespoke website that was selling them. Yeah, I don't know. Good luck with it either way. Use the NHS site and everything. There's all sorts of fucking weird symptoms you can get that people don't talk about. I'm pretty sure your dick gets smaller as well.

It's crazy. Your dick gets smaller, but your balls get way bigger. Way bigger. I'm still getting used to that. Paul Spector has got our final question. Hey boys, the undisputed only Latvian jowling here. I'd like to know if any of you have gone through a period where you didn't seem to want to play video games. I got through a period like that recently myself and have been slowly getting into some games that I want to finish up.

I find myself beating myself up every time I even think about spending an hour or two playing a game I enjoy on the weekend. It might have to do something with me not thinking that I deserve to rest from work and that I need to be as productive as I can, be to avoid wasting my time. send you Paul stupid question really because we're men we don't get periods damn

yeah um apparently I read that there is like a day where like there is like an equivalent man period thing yeah and it's way tougher oh it's way harder yeah it's much more this is like much more horrible yeah much easier for them

yeah um what are we talking about oh yeah uh gaming yeah i definitely go through phases of that like um when i finish securo it was that like good book feeling you know we're like man i've overcome this obstacle but i've kind of played everything i need to in the game now for now now what now what you know you get a different ending maybe in terms of video game guilt like i just hit over a thousand hours in destiny too so you know don't worry about playing video games my destiny career total now spans nearly three thousand hours like do whatever the fuck you want man wherever you want you ever had a period there even where you've just like been like

i just can't i'm not interested just want to do something else yeah i mean i just sit there and uh like don't play anything like but usually it doesn't last that long and i managed to like in that i have like a few fallback games you know he was of the foolback games like Minecraft is one of them you know recently I've managed to keep myself a reason of you occupied I can't for me it's mostly

I get bored of music I start getting annoyed I look at my Spotify and I'm like yeah yeah I get that fuck all of these songs I don't want to fucking listen to any of it yeah and nothing can scratch that yeah yeah nothing is doing it nothing at all that's probably just because I'm like there's something else going on I haven't noticed yet

yeah I got it most around 2015 I think where it just kind of fell off gaming completely because I just hated all the games that were coming out and it was around the time of like full out four andromeda a bunch of just trash shit halo five man that year metalguess old five Batman yeah those were two really great releases that only one of which he gave a shit about Batman was a good one if I cared about metal gear maybe but I've actually kind of been thinking about playing that game but the Witcher 3 came out of that year as well again that was when I fell off though so I'm

miss that's when I missed like all the best games for like three years time for two um others dark souls three time for two others just gaming three years 2015 Titan four two others and then it wasn't until Mario Odyssey I think it was where it's like oh yeah I do like gaming let's game I remember that I remember that vaguely sort of specifically that it wasn't even for any actually now I think it was for a particular reason I think it was actually because of destiny one because I'd never played a game like that before it's a good thing I hadn't really played like an MMO because I would have just been hopelessly addicted to it but

with destiny being my first one of game like of that ilk even that game and it's so much yeah yeah so it's just I don't know it's just like a light switch or so I just can't anymore with that. I sort of yeah I go through phases for sure you know like

I won't play a video game normally it like you say with Sekiro you sort of it either takes one thing to get you back into to gaming

or whatever watching films or whatever like one really good one like I haven't played much shit for the past like three weeks at all but it just started uh hades oh really i'm jealous i want to play that dude it's so ridiculously fun and now it's the game best played on switch do you think or just like play on anything and you'll it's only on pc and switch isn't it

yeah oh okay yeah so out of the two choices um it if you're gonna be i i just like it being on switch for the handheld capabilities like I can go anywhere I can walk around Tesco playing Hades I can like a kid

walk around the Russian embassy playing Gilles wherever only the Russian embassy the others aren't too keen on it but the Russian maybe the Chinese embassy because isn't it

the Bastion developers yeah yeah and I know I know you like that game a lot Alex yeah I love Bastions from what I can tell Hades is just way better in

every way. They've made a lot of games in between but they're mostly PlayStation exclusives and I got here's four so late. Yeah, none of us played that. But yeah, that's all it takes. One standout thing

and then you're just like I thought I was out but they pulled me back in. James Jebony? You haven't said anything for a while. no no okay but if we talk about games

that pull you back in no we're saying about times in our lives where we've kind of fallen off gaming and just not been interested and I go through that like every other month like I'm of all people I just I game in excessiveness or I don't game at all

like before Cod didn't play any games played Cod for a year haven't really played going back into games yet because my mind works in strange ways you need a battle bus no it's not that

I have to I have to become obsessed of something for it to last more than a day so if I if I watch a movie I've got obsessed over that movie or think about that movie like to get to the point of watching a movie

I have to obsess over it for like weeks if I play a game if I don't instantly get obsessed of it I'll never finish it my brain works on like I've got to know everything about this thing to enjoy it. Like, I'm playing Warriors Aboochie. I like that game a lot.

Am I reading up stuff about the romance of the Three Kingdoms and that era of Chinese history? Yes, because otherwise I won't finish the game. Like, my mind works on obsessiveness. It's like I can't consume anything without being obsessed to a certain extent. I don't know why, but that's just how my brain works. I'm going to watch like a Vietnam movie I'll watch loads of shit on the Vietnam War before I watch the movie

my mind's in that space where you're best to enjoy it if that makes sense how just everything works in my mind strange but at the moment I'm just obsessed of shit Japanese games where you run around a map for loads of AI and you do I'm obsessed of Roy Zerucci

I love it but I can't play it because I'm cripple fuck there's too many examples bless you Jamie I didn't sneeze um yeah um

yeah um yeah I'm I get pulled back in when my mind wants me to and on that note sniff this sniff this sniff this

sniff this James, so James Go on James Good night Come on Say it Such a contrarian

Come on just do it Sniff this Say it otherwise I'm moving you into mean idiots Yeah just for once Just for once Just conform to group think Just once Sniff this

Sniff this Sniff this Sniff this Yeah Thank you.