JAR Media Posdact - SNUGGLEBROTHERS - JARCast Episode 355

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:52 Housekeeping 11:32 Too Manly For Snickers 21:47 GTA VI, James Owes Jim SO MUCH 44:22 Mid Break 47:26 Questions: 'Scarfing Down a Curry' 48:18 Jim's Skydive 50:01 James's Site, One Year Later 52:31 What to leave a new humanity 55:27 Does James Even Care About Anime Anymore? 58:15 James Predicted Lego Fortnite (& Peter & Snake) 1:02:46 Everyone as a Fromsoft NPC 1:06:00 Cybertruck - Now It's Out 1:12:15 Ponchos and Wild West Fashion 1:17:00 Name This Cat 1:20:20 Bonus Moments & Patron Names PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Yee-hee-hee-hee-he, ooh! Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the EP class. Let's get... Let's get comfy first. Oh, I love it and I hate it at the same time. This is wicked cool. What? The concept of this is fucking ridiculous, man.

Can you give me a small while asleep? Oh, well, asleep. Ha! Ha! Hey! Yeah. What the fuck is going on? I've lost my bottle.

I found it. Hang on. Ooh. It leaked. I don't want my... What? You are asking for slippage. What?

What's he doing? You've got to do that thing where you hold that, you know, when you're in bed and you're looking at your phone, no, you're on your head, don't drop it on your face, yeah. Oh my God. Welcome to the JAR Media podcast. My name is James. Today, it's a little bit of a sleepy one for you. Do that again. Why?

Just do it again. I liked it. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. This is the Jarmesia podcast, episode 355. I am James, today my snuggle buddies are out. where the fuck did that come from you gave me the hiccups james was at the most protest about this idea but the second we're doing that you're fucking in love you're like fully undressed under there is it yeah no i'm not don't don't reveal the secrets that's for the jarmedia

patrons who helps support the show yeah i guess yeah very smooth segue too. Incredibly smooth Subway to the channel media patrons that made the audio version of the show possible

and get their names read out in the first or second week of each month like this very episode which is pretty awesome I do want to say though even though

you make the audio version of the show possible if you can come and just have a little look yeah because I'd say this is probably

one episode where if the audio sounds a bit different than normal when you hear like rustling of sheets you need to come to the video version and find out why

yeah you know this is like a well let's just say this might be just how things are now this is the future yeah fingers crossed I'm pretty comfy over here the only thing is I can't like look at the camera because it's like

that's good it's less of a distraction I'm just staring blankly at the no but the thing is I'm looking at the light yeah I'm looking at the different shadows the thing is this might be the first car so I don't actually make eye contact of either of you join our conversations

that's fine it's like when you actually have a conversation with someone in bed you know Yeah. You're just sitting there staring into space, imagine in the whole universe, you know, those corny TikTok things they sell where it's like a... Oh, like the light, yeah. ...projects like stars onto the ceiling. Yeah, it's a spaceman.

Yeah, just imagine that we're spaceman, really just flying through space. Like Eurovision. Like Eurovision song contest. I'm the space... Speaking of Eurovision, I've been thinking, seeing as I've been lying down here for about 15 minutes. now. Mm-hmm, yes. Do you remember that?

Simpsons where Homer lies down and he gets a singing voice. Are you saying or theorizing that we might get singing voices? I think now's our time. Um, what do we should? Um, I think we should sing this song by Kanye West called Walter. Closed on Sunday, you are my chick filet. Closed on Sunday, you're my chick fillet. closed on Sunday

you're my chick fillet I think it works I think there's some evidence to that I think lying down makes my singing worse Really? Yeah She's a killer Queen

Look at that I'm done I guess this is Charcast episode 355 355 3.5 We are one episode away from what being able to watch a jarcast every day for an entire year what yeah yeah wait what yeah

10 no one away one three 356 I thought it was 65 yeah three six five yeah it was it no it's not it yeah dude you're missing 10 days every year what you mean what it's 365 days in a year oh shit we got 10 episodes um sorry you're gonna have to wait a few episodes to wait till next year who's gonna do it though who's gonna actually try and watch every, an episode of JAR every day. Well, there are people that do it every night. No, there's a good question, like, with having that number of episodes, right,

surely, if you were to get someone who's like four or five, they're reaching that age, surely you could actually brainwash them significantly easier if you used a episode of JAR every day. Well, speaking of people who use episodes of JAR every day, let's do the housekeeping segment where we round off conversations from the previous episode, in the comments there and we talked about our Spotify wrapped briefly and of course like podcast minutes are wrapped up in there and we mentioned the 100,000 minute jarling who actually left the comments from tears don't fall x d I'm the jailing with the 100,000 minutes on Spotify and I swear I'm not deranged I can explain I've had really bad sleeping problems since 2019 after a traumatic event I found that sleeping with noise really helped me I've experimented with

different podcast and radio channels and a couple of years ago I found that your voices are quite soothing and put me to sleep easily. So almost each night, this year I would go through about five episodes and I guess that amassed to an absurd amount of minutes. Obviously I listened to every single episode that comes out and I've been regularly tuning in each Monday since 2016. Bear Bear Boys, I hope you got some money out of all those minutes. Um, yeah, this, thank you for choosing us to be in your dream. Yeah, well we'll be with you on this episode man yeah yeah yeah in fact you may put us to sleep you know true this is but i i i completely understand why they're listening to that because it's like a smr we're

like asmr for this person and i'm glad uh you have that but you're literally falling to sleep to us possibly talking about diarrhea yeah as a jar oh as m jar But a play is my speciality As is sleeping without disturbance Mind if I have a little nap guys if you want to take the wheel I wish I had sleeping without disturbance I was up like two times last night Really?

Yeah it didn't help the fucking argue Oho Fucking seven hours I'm feeling a little bit sleepy guys Can you just take a over for a few minutes? Yeah, of course. I want to have a little sleep.

Let Jesus take the wheel. So judging that we are on this little cozy cast and Alex's let go of the wheel, I'd really like to move this conversation into one that I feel is completely under-representated in JAR Media. Hmm. Who do you think has, who do you think out of us? three looks the most peaceful when they sleep if you had to guess to be fair we can't even see Jamie's face what do you mean it's just a hypothetical who would you who

would you guess without without knowing for sure I reckon it's probably you I disagree I don't think it's no no no you just disagree with yourself honestly I think it's Jamie because you sleep the most oh but Jim turns to have way more problems getting to sleep and maintaining sleep though Yeah, I've got the eternal sufferer. Jim's got the eternal sufferer. But you're the only one who is able to manage imagining being in a boat and falling asleep as a result, like the SAS guy. Being in a boat?

Oh, that's Jim, right? Yeah, that's Jim. Mine is I imagine myself as a bird. I like to imagine I'm anything in motion. Like a bird. Or a spaceship. What about a bullet out of a gun? No.

You can't sleep in a bullet. You can, you know? I want to be like a stowaway in a, in a, in a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, where it's really cold. Yeah. Well, where it's really cold, and you won't be able to sleep because it's noisy and watterly. No, but it would rock you. Um. Sorry, lying down, I've got, like, a little bit of a cold right now, and lying down, and it's just, like, making everything go into my, my, my nasal cavity.

So, if I sound a little bit more nasely than usual, um, um, well, then I'm, right. Well, that's okay Let's do some more comments Before we move into some topics Barba Bag said Billy is such a sweet girl She brings me so much joy Me too

Everyone agrees She's a silly I wish she was here on my tummy Right now She's perfect for this set at the moment Yeah she'd love it Let's go find her Joe Atkinson 8985 says

My favourite part of this particular episode Of the James Alex Randy Media Posdact entitled Monsieur Blobby Jarcast episode 354 is when James finally came out as a homer sexual his subtle hints at finding Homer Simpson of the hit animated series The Simpsons attractive over the years

has caused lots of speculation but James has finally admitted it good for you James we are supporting you as always Dillon 8664 says I only listen on Spotify I thought James was saying Call of Duty black ops randomly

so yeah just for those who don't know who stopped using the swear bleep and it's instead of an audio recording of Jim James sorry saying Call of Duty black ops so if you're an audio listener and hear that it's I don't know 70% chance the pre-recording then 30% chance is just James talking about

Call of Duty, Black Ops. To be fair, all the things we've talked about, Black Ops is not high on the list. Call of Duty is, though. Yeah, I suppose. Whitefully so, because it's a phenomenon within modern gaming, and at the same time, it's like one of the worst things going.

Well, guys, I've got an anecdote for you. Okay. Something that was crazy. Almost as crazy as this bed being in the jar room. So, last weekend I was hosting a couple of people

and I didn't have like a spare room for them to sleep in so we put this airbed in the jar room and they slept in here I didn't really preface it either they don't watch jar or anything so I could only imagine what they were thinking

lying down in here and seeing Tang Dempsey yeah Tank Dempsey staring them down. I did like take a serious long look at the tank Dempsey poster and think maybe I should take it down because it's only on command strips like it easily could have but then I thought no I don't need to hide my culture. That's so true because like if you go on holiday to like someone from like Sweden's house or something like Airbnb you won't expect them to take all They're, like,

uh, they're what, their viking things down. Yeah, they're antlers and, uh, axes off the wall, you know?

But, talking, like, looking around this room now and it's like, yeah, sure, Tank Dempsey stands out because it's quite literally hovering over us,

you know, dominating the, the space. But then you look up and there's dick the head on the wall staring at you. Staring right down. Yeah. And then you've got like,

you've got, you've got, uh, the normal episode. And then you've got cyclone. cyborg. Yeah, I feel like cyborg's one of the more distracting elements, especially because when the lights are down, it gets like a nice intruding... Silhouette? Yeah.

Yeah, shadow. But at the same time, you also have Golden Freddy, which is quite abstractly weird. Yeah. So I don't know, but anyway, that was kind of irrelevant to the story, because I was talking to them and they told me this anecdote about someone they knew tangentially. um that reminded me of a type of person that exists that I like to imagine doesn't exist and you know sometimes that happens right you you live in your own bubble you're living your life you interact with certain people that have certain beliefs and whatnot and then you're reminded of like oh oh yeah people that think these kind of things actually do exist and

sometimes to a comical degree and by that I mean so they were saying that these people And they'll tell me the story about They They consider themselves so hyper-masculine, right? That they refuse to eat anything with nuts in Because they think it's gay To eat nut Like nuts, so like peanuts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they weren't, it's not like a joke, it's not exaggerating Like they genuinely will not eat anything with nuts in Because they find it gay. But short first, But, and they did, they, their favorite, this is, this is 100% real. I'm not exaggerating. Their favorite chocolate bar was Snickers.

And then when they found out that Snickers had nuts in, they stopped eating Snickers because they thought it was gay. I mean, to be fair, it is kind of gay. Yes, vainy. Explain. Yeah, Snickers are vainy. Oh, so you're on his side. No, no, no, no.

In fact, I might join him. I would say. the nut the word nut wait is it's been shortened by us to mean sperm but it doesn't mean sperm it's a nut it's a type of fruit nut so they're not

they're not hypermasticening over like sperm it's the the way nut the word nut is used they think is gay because of firm I wasn't even I wasn't even considering that interpretation I was thinking of it more as like nuts nuts you know testicles nuts and that you know

so somehow because of the English language having multiple uses and having words with multiple meanings nuts and balls makes it gay to have a peanut in a chocolate bar

I would say these are also the same type of people who will refuse to wear pink because that's gay is that that same thing and I would say as an assumption there's a lot of men fathers from a certain era who think that

think that they can't even pink things. Not even just fathers, our nan believes that. Yeah. Her little cousin was wearing this cool pink shirt and she was like, why are you wearing that? You're not a little girl. You're not a little beep. And then he got really upset.

But everyone else was like, don't listen to Nana. She's just got the pink and blue mindset. Pink and blue mindset. She does. But she doesn't like pink on herself. So is she trans? Yes. well i'm glad you guys don't eat peanuts for the same reason i brought it up to make fun of him

but clearly you guys are in the same boat no i mean i love peanuts i love nut yeah i enjoy nuts and to be quite frank i think eating nut is masculine also masculinity and gayness aren't like exclusive you know you can be very masculine and like proper gay the Greeks you can be both some Greek or neither or anything

some of the Greeks any combinations yeah yeah you could be a little nutty to one day and as a matter of fact the more masculine you are the gay you are some would argue that

that's what like there's a certain level of like bodybuilding that can definitely veer into that where it's like you're definitely doing this for other dudes right like and that's who's appreciating it the most as like other dudes that are like yeah wow you're your

your triceps are popping today brother man your tits look massive yeah the amount of times i i got that in the gym back in the day nice and swollen brother nice large tits my friend is that really what it's like in the game i only ever went swimming where it was a lot more creepy creepy yeah showering with like 60 year old dudes who just have boners. Have boners and crazy hair coming out of every hole. Oh, with this. Coming out of the urethra.

Really? Yeah. And then they're just peeing in the shower. Nice. To be fair, it's hard not to pee in the shower. I think we have a question about that later, and I think that's fine in the comfort of your own space, but in a public gym where everyone's sharing like...

Are they, like, trying to pee on you? They're peeing on your feet And you're like Trying to give you golden showers Yeah I thought that was an interesting little funny anecdote Hmm Yeah I should have got

A peanut but instead I got I got a bucket full of worms If you want one Oh yeah why not Do you want a worm Can I have the worm Can I have the worm Because my worm has been

My worm problem has been Kind of exacerbated And they're coming out Yeah So I borrowed from my friend the Colonel a bucket from KFC and I filled it with worms

it's full of my worms if you want to taste Oh let's have a little wormy You go James have a worm Yes come on let's have a little Very yummy They're yummy Oh I'm gonna have a little wet one

Are they too? What flavour did you get? I got pink one Do you want to know in? Oh really? Pass me back that bowl because I want one I'm getting jealous It's not a bucket Sorry bucket

Thanks Colonel I want You can thank that And that's not a KFC sponsor I love having worms all over my... Mmm, I got a nice pink one. Yeah, we all had a pink one to start with. That's just...

I've got to another pink one too. That's not pink. Well, if you guys ever fancy a worm at any moment, just let me know and I'll... Worm me up. Oh, you want to get wormed again? Yeah, let me just grab a handful. Oh, I can worm you up tonight. There you go.

Alright. Don't get them everywhere. They're wringled around. Nice and slimy. I do wriggling around. Yeah, I got it. them like under my back you know what we should have done we should have gone to pets at home and got

a bunch of crickets and just say eating them like well they're like really loudly Oh no matatah Mmm What a great idea guys What worms?

Gellet Worms Because the original idea was And I want the Jarlings to let us know What kind of idea this might have been was to actually get three buckets of KFC chicken

and eat it the whole time we were lying in bed and like just throw the bones into the bed and like wipe our hands on them and it's like

really fuck we really shouldn't have done that I know that's why we went to KFC and then we got the worm like here then it was like I didn't want to have to clean that up I didn't want to have to this room would just stink of KFC

forever probably we'd be covered covered in it as well we'd be covered in this yeah yeah and also like as far as something that you can actually listen to I'm sure this is already bad enough let alone with like the chicken factor in the bone chicken chicken chicken noises on like a wing but I'm choking on these worms yeah it's really hard to eat laying down position yeah I can put my old worm on the mic look look oh man it's like a dispenser look so that one put it on it on it

so hopefully the worms give us some energies to keep us going for this cast yeah for we fall into the realm the realm of sleepy heepy honestly the main thing that happened this past week was um a trailer dropped a big one um and clara bellum can get us going on this topic thoughts on the gta five no six it's six right he's six yeah gta six trailer and following that Thoughts on Elon Musk's cringe. I can't play GTA because it makes you kill cops, tweet. What? Man like Grice said. Hope you got some Gatia 6 talk next cast. I've already re-watched the trailer so many times.

What are your thoughts? And are you in any way skeptical about it? Okay, so I should probably lead this by saying I've not seen it. I might mean that one of the only people. Is that because you're sour about the bear? No. got nothing to do with that trailer a hundred times if you won the bet

and you'd be like you know what this game is great it's nothing to do with the bet okay that's so true it's not you're projecting this onto me it's not the case no you're projecting it no because I I saw that the trailer was released early on like Twitter white and I was like oh the GCH six trailers out and I was just like I'm not gonna watch it and I haven't watched it

and it's not this is another control this is I was about to say this is this is this is This is so contrarian. No, this, no, let, hear me out, okay. It's not to not watch it, but it's, it's like... It's so you can say you haven't watched it. No, no, not at all. No, it's not that.

It's a simple case of, I don't want to be hyped until it's time to be hyped. Because they've said it's going to come out in 2025. Which means it will come out? 2026. In 2027. Yeah, because it's going to get delayed. So what's the point of hyping yourself up now to know that it's coming out when you've still got away years?

There's going to be people who are hard. hyped right now, who will probably die before it comes up. Like, this is, I don't want to get hyped for it because it's a long time. Because you might die. I could die, yeah. How can you resist, though, man? Because it's almost like those things where I'll get hyped and I've seen like these gameplay trailers where it's like actually showing the scope of how deep they're going with

gameplay with, you know, the buildings and like going inside. If it's like a GTA 5 level of like a GTA 4 level with the type of like, you know, the world. Yeah. And I might, oh, I'm waiting to get hyped to know how good it's going to be. Because the teaser trailer doesn't give anything away. It's like the, it's the same pattern as GTA 5 and Red Dead 2 with the advertising style where it's like the first trailer, 90 second like mood slash atmosphere piece, right? It doesn't give like anything away really, just vague hints.

And there's lots of compilations of like, because it's set. what's it called Vice City? Yep. Which is a parody of Florida. Miami. Miami. It is in Florida. I had a branding thing I didn't notice to rewatching the trailer, which I thought was cool.

The VI for Six being like Vice. The start of Vice, that's cool. Nice synergy going on there. I don't know. I thought it looked pretty incredible, to be honest. As far as visual fidelity and everything, you know that's going to be dense. Yeah. dense game.

The thing is GT5 at the time was similarly like the trailers were like graphically impressive to the point where it was like okay when the game

actually comes out it's not gonna look like this because that was like peak bullshot era as well right yeah yeah 2013 like it was after colonial marines around that time

no one believed nothing yeah but then the game came out and it looked better yeah same with Red Dead where Red Dead where Red Dead looked like

the best game like visually ever and then it came out and it looked better than than the trailers and then like can the same thing happen yeah it's funny how they do that one of few companies that do that because I guess they use they to make their trailers they use in engine footage because they're so confident and want to show off like this tech they've been building for these years they say yeah we will use that and it's going to look better by the time it's finished like Arthur Morgan's face yeah yeah so I I'm pretty sighted, man.

Like the idea of this Bonnie and Clyde central relationship, man. The only thing, I guess, as far as trepidations or concerns, is obviously the Hauser aren't there anymore. Well, one of them is. Oh, there's one of them. Yeah, only one of them left. Dan Hauser. And you don't know what level of, like,

did you have, like, a treatment? Did they have, like, notes or ideas? Or was there, like, a writer's room where they'd, like, mapped out something already, like, years ago? because I don't know I feel like the parody

is like Florida is perfect for that yeah it almost works better than LA yeah

is good for it too but yeah I'm sighted did you guys did you ever play Vice City

James I played I've played I've played Vice City probably more I've played

Vice City a lot I played it as a kid so I understand like the whole vibe of Vice City and whatnot you never really talk

you always talked about San Andreas that it was never I played I played Vice City significantly more than San Andreas and I have better memories of Vice City yeah I held a good place in my heart because of the soundtrack you know yeah crazy sounds so I'm interested

what they do with six but obviously it's going to be a long time coming some of the rumours and leaks are saying stuff like 70% of buildings are like enterable And if that's true, then it could be nuts. Yeah, the thing is, rock star's got such a ridiculously good foundation. Like, I feel like the only other game to try and do a GTA-type open world is cyberpunk.

Mm-hmm. You know, with like this city with like loads of NPCs and shit going on. and their systems are worse than GTA 5s really for the city like the AI of the cars driving around the MPCs like on the just walk in the streets

yeah way worse than GTA 5 right now Red Dead 2 took it to like a whole other level where you can interact with every single dude crazy I imagine GTA 5 will have like a similar system yeah they're probably going to build on groundwork really yeah but where that foundation is like so solid if if like they implement stuff like all these buildings you can go in and there's people like working and

shit like there'll be times where they're leaving the offices or whatever or like their place of work and driving home could get um kind of crazy yeah it's going to be mad yeah it's like in 24 hours i got 100 million views breaking mr b's record which i think was it was like 69 million or something in 24 hours yeah something around that almost doubled it so it's crazy popular yeah and the fact it did leak early or because it was like some it was the son of someone who works at rock star who leaked it on like TikTok or something um imagine that if that was your son but i think he was a he was a he was a rock star veteran like he's been there like 30 plus years yeah wow how i'm

disappointing would that be what little asshole for TikTok likes years were literally two billion dollars invested and this little teenager ruins it and they're like I guess we've got to release the trailer early then

because this asshole ruined it fucking twirp and then yeah the Twitter responses are funny and you were saying this in the group chat the other day James about like how are people going to react yeah because the lance think of since GTA 5 like the world

is different the there was a little bit it was kind of brewing around that era yeah because there was that controversy around that Trevor torture scene yeah which I guess was like a parody of like CIA people like torturing it was a parody of torture yeah yeah and I remember that being like a controversy at the time but we're way more inflammatory now you just have to you just look how funny enough the white wing fucking the influencers online are speaking about it already and you know they're just going to get upset in any detail about that drama alert tweet

that was like rumours are the main character's trans where you get? Making bullshit up to get engagement on Twitter to make people angry it's like yeah like I don't it's not going to affect the bottom line like it's GTA it's going to be the best selling thing ever

we know that 100% but it's just going to be interesting because I think you know certain political groups are going to have a meltdown over it because of what is GTA and what's it going to be It's like, it's GTA, come on Like, of course there's going to be violence and silly things Well, that's what was funny about this Elon Musk tweet Where he was

Proudly tweeting how he couldn't play GTA 5 Because in the intro you have to kill police officers And you couldn't do it It's like The game is called Grand Theft Auto Yeah You fucking lose A literal crime

The joke is like Go play Lego City undercover If you can't hack it it's like what it's not real it's a fucking video game it's escapism it's silly the wanted to it's like what

it's so goofy you can play cyberpunk in a Tesla are they actually in it yeah they got like branded cut really yeah you can like play cyberpunk in

no but do you have to kill cops in missions yeah you do actually there's missions where you have to kill police officers maybe you didn't play all that But, no, he, he probably didn't play it because cyberpunk is a critique on, like, unregulated capitalism. Yeah, that's part of the world. Yeah. Like, you're, like, you're a loser. Like, if you're tweeting that about GTA, you're fucking loser.

Yeah, that's dork behavior. You're fucking loser. Like, grow up. Sorry, dork must. I think, honestly, I don't think any, any drama could hurt it in any way. No, absolutely not. It's too big. It's GTA.

It's historically made them. more successful yeah because it just spreads the word more I guess there was some fear before that it was like gonna be neutered in some way but it's like no you got like women like twirking on top of cars

driving around and like toplet or not topless but like people in bikinis and stuff it seems pretty unfettered people think that's like a liberalization the twerking woman on the car

yeah and like a female protagonist Oh GTA 1 had one didn't they I have no idea about GtA 1 But yeah It's like I thought it was dual for protagonists though Like one like a relationship

Yeah Which seems kind of that seems like something they haven't done before Yeah I think it's a cool idea Yeah It's like rumours of like Is one of them going to be like undercover or something Give it a drama, I don't know It gives something cool it

Because obviously after GTA 5 It's not actually like, you've made the system, you know, the free playable characters where you can sort of between. They made that system and there's never ever going to be a way they can get away from that. They've cemented that in GTA now. So now they've took it this way. It's like, okay, that makes sense. That's like a logical progression going from like three independent characters to a couple.

And their stories intertwined that way. It's going to have that same like, you know, swap system as GTA. I saw some people comparing it to like, you know, the couple from the start of Pulp Fiction in the diners. Yeah, playing as that couple. I don't know, there's a lot you could do with that. I think that's cool. She looks like a cool character. Yeah.

Everyone's going to be, like, going to the nail salon and getting dressed. Well, these, like, ripped dudes, like, rushing home to play. Yeah, it goes straight to the salon. Yeah, it's kind of awesome. Yeah. Because I remember, I don't know if my memory's serving me quite, that there was, this was, like, seven years ago. But I was like, oh, yeah, GTA 6 is going to involve cocaine smuggling,

which was that mission in GTA5, with cocaine smuggled. They were saying that the next GTA is going to be heavily based on that. Based in Miami, it's going to be about cocaine smuggling from South America. I remember that being a theory back then that is just kind of true. Because that's been, like, mechanically a big part of the last few games, right? Like, GTA5 was the heist. Red Dead, obviously, has a lot of heists. And then, Gtion Online had all the heists and planning stuff.

So presumably it'll be something like that because it's just so cool for like set pieces Yeah, you have all the buildup, you've got the planning stage and then it goes wrong You get all the yeah all those character stuff that comes from it. It would be interesting if they They try making their missions a little bit more free though, you know, yeah, they definitely want me too. That's somewhere they could definitely expand for sure Mm hmm. You imagine they'd want to do that if they wanted to build it to be as replayable as possible for online to um yeah to improve that kind of stuff but yeah i'm pretty sighted i'm pretty cited i'm pretty cited i'm somewhat cited i don't know i'm i'm

i feel like these trailers aren't meant to be too hype yeah you know they're meant to just be like it's real you know confirmed it's real just it's now in your head it's basically the opposite of that elder school six trailer which is just elder source to it six we haven't even started development it's like oh this game's like we're just you know quality controlling it now and that's like pre-rendered doesn't actually represent anything from the game whereas this is like oh my god it's you're gonna be interacting with this one day well yeah that's that's the thing with rock star like they they show a trail i remember seeing the red dead trailers and thinking

wow this pre-randed stuff um isn't that impressive for like pre-rendered and it's like no this is in engine and it's and then it's like oh oh shit that's the difference yeah because i remember when the red dead ones were coming out there were some naysayers like this looks rough because it didn't look like an assassin's creed pre-run yeah i'd much prefer this yeah then there's no like disconnect when you actually go to play and it's like yeah i'm like playing this assassin's creed game and it like whatever it looks cool or whatever but it's nothing like the pre-rended trailer with wood kids sing him to run yeah No what I mean

So true They're just not Rockstar aren't stupid you know They know how to do their craft Perfect and the game's going to come out and be perfect Yeah Pre-orders now Pre-orders now

We're sponsored So here's the thing though Is it going to be next gen and last gen? No How no Because I've seen loads of stuff about how It's not going to want 30 FPS which is you know

all lies let me have some wormies grab some worms share them share them and calm down because I would it put you off if it is a 30 FPS game

I think it's bound to be like Reddard what if they have a choice of performance or I'm going to say it it's unacceptable within modern gaming to be at 30 FPS

for your play game you say that but then like what was that stupid last Batman game called that? You know, Arkham Knights? Is that what it was called? Arkham Knight. Remember that?

Oh, that? Yeah. Yeah, that was locked to 30, and it was one of the best-selling games of that year. I just think we're not going into the 4K VR era. I think 60 should be as an expectation. I want to 60. I agree. Personally, I think if you're making a game of a huge budget, the borderline should be, it's got to be consistently 60. But in certain occasions, I can forgive it.

Like, Reddard 2 was so far ahead of everything else. Yeah. You know, and it's... And it was consistent. It ran well. Yeah, it ram consistently, and... The gameplay doesn't so much... Like, you don't need to be precise with it. You can't be precise with it.

Rockstar games, like... On that place. ...a floaty and... You kind of like... Yeah, weighty. heavy heavy really in the environment and i i like that and i don't need the response of like if elden ring was 30 fps that would be like yeah this game's amazing but the gameplay feels shit so you're saying it's just because of the levels um rock star games

works too it's like acceptable yeah because it's more like experiential it's they're less gaming. But it looks like there's no confirmation of PC, though. It won't. Not a launch, I don't think. No, even Reddard 2 didn't come out on PC a launch. Which that would probably be a drama of itself. People will be really angry about that.

Well, just get over it. No, but this is the thing, and this is a fact. You can't get into gaming for cheaper than a console. You can't buy a good PC for cheaper than a console now. Because PC prices are a subsplosion. You could. Back in the day, you could. Yeah, that's supposed to be... During the XOC60 you could probably build one for pretty good

But nowadays you can't, so it's like just if you're PC only just buy console and play it comes out But 360 had um good exclusives at the time Consul's of good exclusives Like it's not as it's not the same anymore but To the same degree but yeah Anything else on GTA before we go to these messages? I'm quite I think it'll be good I think there's going to definitely

Because obviously Wokstar got that GTA role playing They bought that, didn't they? So I imagine the car stuff is going to be immense. It's going to be like 10 times deeper than GTA5 And it's going to break everyone's mind Because again they'll probably build it to monetise it in online as well But also I reckon that when it comes to online

They're going to have like role play shit Bill M where you can be a police offs online and players you can make clients you can like go hunt down That would be kind of fun Yeah Do you remember that game mode

In um 4 GtF4 Yeah Cops and Robbers Yeah Fun as hell Cool I'm like it's like

It's like kind of wacky modes Like that way You can get money But if that is like In the game Naturally You know Like you're a thief

and there's just some players playing as cops. Like, how fucking cool could that be? The bigger busts you get, the bigger pay you get for your character. If everyone have the like directional mics on as well. Yeah. That's going to be non-stop humour. Yeah. And like if if it's good, I would put money into it, most likely.

As long as it's not too egregious and like the pay to win types of stuff. When the flying motorbikes would be, that's what I'm saying. It's like... Get involved. Then I'll check out. This is the thing. GTA online, this new era of GTA online, might be the greatest thing to ever happen for six months all year. Yeah. It'll be dead after that. And that's why I hate it. And that's why I do have beef against GTA because take to a greedy company because it's GTA.

So the shelf life of GTA online is going to be very short. And you have to be obsessive to get the best joy out of it. Yeah, I've got to wait three months with the servers to settle. Oh, do you think that's going to be an issue? Yeah, I'm wondering. I think it will be I think even if it comes out and it's like good to go

people will be disappointed because it's not going to have the same level of content as GTO5 because like it's it's the a new start of a life cycle and if you think how many people who went on GTA online when it first launched times that by too easy

it's a mess it's going to be so many more people than that because the world is way more connected now it's going to it's going to there's no point But I think they're much more aware now. I don't think they were aware. How big it was going to be. How big GTIA 5.

How big G. But even Red Dead Online was a mess too, and that would be a fraction of the player. Yeah. You can't ever manage that amount of people trying to get on Sanker ones. Yeah. So it's going to be like a bit dead at launch

and you have to like, okay, give it a week or two on month. I'm just, big sorry to GTA developers during that time because they're going to want to off themselves. Yeah, they're going to be crunched. Yeah, crunch to oblivion Yeah, it's going to be like no life, sleep

This is rich ETA developers On launch day Laying in bed on our desk Making, make it fixing it We've got to fix the Theft Auto so Elon can play it He's gonna play it though You know that loser's gonna play it

He's gonna be like Saturday He'll role play as a cop in one of the servers Yeah And then when you look at that cringy tweet There's a reply from who else But Ian Miles Chong A man who has made like 250 50 plus GTA articles

about killing police officers and then it was like I didn't play GTA 5 because I killed police officers Just you don't even live in America You pussy Fuck off These like bottom feeder people

That like reply to like Elon Musk and stuff As if they like are friends It's so like pathetic No they're cucks Like actual cucks Like get a grip Elon ma

Elon ma My hand needs to be in a better position Well, I guess we'll see after these wormy messages. Snuggers a worm in a bucket of KFC. Yeah. Buy bear bear, buy bear bear. I do declare buy bear bear bear. Bear bear shirts and mug available now.

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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, everybody, welcome to the second half of the show. We are your hosts, the sleepy boys. I'm not sleepy on Full of Beans after all those worms. So I had a gingerbread latte with whipped cream. cream from Costa.

Sounds nasty, bro. Was it to ginger bro? It wasn't enough gingerbread. It's because the gingerbread was just the additional gingerbread they put on top of the lid. What it tastes like, milk. It just tasted like a kind of sweet. Eggnog. I don't want to try eggnog this year, but it's rare.

I want to make it in your bath. There's egg go in it. Yeah, it's eggnog. It's war way. I don't know what alcohol it is. It's not alcohol. yeah it is it's not

what do you think it is then bro egg yeah yeah mainly egg um I guess well I guess well I guess

this is the part of the sleepy gast where we head over to Sleepy cast I think that's trademarked actually I guess we got to call it something else What are some other words For sleeping

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Rip Flood did who says what are your thoughts on the verb scarf as in James scarfed down his curry hate it this should be scoffed scoffed, yeah. Yeah, I've only ever heard scoffed.

Americans say scoffed. Oh, I scoffed it down. Yeah, I wear a scarf when it's a little bit chilly on the willy. It's called a cum dom. A cum dom. Yeah, I hate that verb. Yeah, fuck your adjectives. Scoff.

I scoffed it. I scoffed that worm. Well, this is an interesting one from Skinnell, JNR 12. Hello, lads. Hello. Christmas is coming, so I was wondering, when we might see Jim's big skydiving adventure that was gifted last year. Where is it?

I sold it on eBay. No, we didn't do that. Was it expired? No, I got it re-pired. Oh, you got it re-pired? Yeah. I couldn't go when I wanted to go so I had to get it repired

also the one that like you guys got doesn't exist anymore so I had to change the location to somewhere in like the north of fucking Ireland or something so I've got to turn it into like a whole holiday really that's fine you gotta go Ireland

no it's up north it's up north somewhere oh it might even be Sheffield Gary Sheffield it's like the other side of London it's northeast just to fly around in the air just to feel like the sleep bird the booby bird the sleep bird the sleep bird oh my sleep i see what you're saying they said p s my partner regularly has the jar cast on when they go to

sleep and i was recently awoken to the uh ooh yeah extended drone slash chance segment at the end of that cast which felt like i was in a fever dream so thanks for that too long yeah i'm Must have been kind of scary. Yeah. I guess for all the people that use J-A-R-S-M-R-J-A-A-S-M-R. Oh. Must have problems with that when they get to that episode. Yeah.

Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We've got one for you, James. From definitely not Micah. Bear Bear Funnies. It's been about a year since the Laurel video and the launch of CASA-35.com. I wanted to ask James, how has he found running the site?

Has he met any other car enthusiast through his business? And could he see himself becoming a full-time business owner? Cheers, hoping for more James videos soon. Okay, a little bit of a law will update. We did plan to do an update video on it before it went into storage this year. But it was just a really hectic time to be saving that till next year once it comes out. Nice. It has been like almost a year of CASA.

It's going well. I've pretty much cornered the entire Lawwall internet. If you Google LawWall, you just find my website. I've like cornered it. My optimization is impeccable, which is good. It will never be a full-time thing because it's such a niche hobby. Like I don't make profit from it. You just make normal.

Yeah, I just make normal because it's like a community. It's a community thing more than it is. is a profit-driven thing. Like, I'm there to help people. I'm not there to get money. Yeah, you're not... You're connected with heaps of people through it. Yeah, I've got...

Yeah, I've international. I've made sales to Canada. I've had inquiries from Ukraine. You know, I've got regular people in Belgium. I know pretty much a majority of owners in the UK and Europe and Ireland. Yeah, I've got a web across. I've met people because of it, It's really cool.

You've spread your web. I have. It's a lovely, it's very satisfying when you do help someone out. Yeah. You know, I've, I had this, there's this guy in Ireland. Richard Jarlane actually saw him at Carmeet and sent videos of this, of the contact I have in Ireland. It's like really cool because it's like, I speak to him and I know. That is cool.

It is very cool. I think one of the, the guy from Belgium is coming over next year with his. So we'll have like a cool meetup. Yeah. It's really cool. It's super satisfying. I'm just continuing to put effort into it when I can. Yeah, can I just say

I'm not so right now interested in Laurel. I'm more interested in Snorrel. Nice, nice. Well, I'm interested in this one from Uncle Donk. He says, bear, bear, guys. Mass effect question here. No, this is a good question.

It sounds like it's going to be lame, but it actually winds up being good. Towards the end of the Reaper War, Liyara starts compiling a bunch of data into time capsules to cede around the galaxy for the next cycle to find. If it was you guys instead, what would you put inside the time capsule? Bear in mind a future race of aliens

could wind up basing their culture around you, like the Hanna or the Asari. Simple, a copy of War of the World by Stevenst Bilberg. That's their best weapon against the weepers. Um Here comes the sun by the Beatles I would I would sabotage that capsule

Make sure it never gets that out What about like the Meg 2 Like an entire culture Based around the Meg part two No surely no We're not thinking deep enough here Because the point of the capsules Is tried to be able to give

The next way to find it A head start Yeah Yeah if you put a copy of Valerian In the city of a thousand planets in there There will be miles ahead No, but you're not. No, but what if you want to go more, like, religion-based,

and you get, like, a Jordan Peterson, like, 11 rules for life. And they find the book, and it's their Bible. It's like, it's that three-part debate between Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson. Just on, like, a USB drive. Yeah. The whole point of, you know, the weepers are, you know, they reset because some waste is further ahead, so they have to reset,

and while making one race be slightly for a head to, like, have the balance. so as a race if you want to keep that race alive you've got to introduce them to gooning because they're never going to advance enough to be a threat to anyone you just put like a bunch of terabytes of porn yeah then they base their culture around gooning tires and Asian anal all I would put in it is just that tick-tock with the you know ice cream's so good just a couple of those basic culture around that the um little pump one um ice cream so good anything else you put in there maybe a bit of little

literature, a book. A book, yeah, Jordan Peterson's book. Jeff Krasinski's manifesto. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Grysinski. He's not real, yeah. I'd probably put, um, issue three, five, six of Fantastic Four. Yeah. Um, superior Spider-Man, maybe.

Venom. Snyder Kurt. Yeah. Um. Probably, uh, Snyder's watch. Um, Snyder's, um, 300, Snyder's BVS, Snyder's Day of the Dead, Snyder's... Schneider, more like snort-snorder. Miniature Rani has one for you, James, another.

Does James still have interest in anime? Outside of the occasional mention of Evangelion, it's been a while since it's been a topic on the cast. James keep watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or Gundam? Yeah, actually I've got a bit of an anime update, actually. Oh, nice, please let me know. Well, like, I still absolutely adore Gundam, you know. I've recently re-watch Halfway's, Halfway, just Gundam Halfway. Great, love it.

I got, I got, I got, I got quite the, quite far through the original. I just stopped watching it for some reason. and at the moment I'm actually on Season 4 of Attack on Titan to catch up with that I've also recently watched Chainsaw Man and Chainsaw Man is fantastic I really wait it is great the CG animation is possibly some of the best amazing I'm currently also watching B-stars yeah I'm still into animation I still like and appreciate anime and I'm also playing near automata I want to watch Axe Cop

I want to watch axe cop I want to watch Axe cop It's got that um guy from that cringy TV show What's it called? With Aziz Ansari The Flash What What?

what Aziz Ansari Who Um Yeah You know the guy who's like I only like beef I'm a libertarian over here

I do woodwork Yeah him He's Axeck Yeah I remember Axeop Yeah I want to watch Axecop Is that your favourite anime Um Maybe

I've not seen it Anyway, I heard, um, it's anem. That's how you're supposed to do. I thought it was anime. I guess it depends where you come from. Yeah. I've always heard it as anem. What's your favorite anem?

Sounds like a medical procedure. My anem, you mean anime? You go up to the hospital. I'm here for my anem. Do you want to watch a name while you have your anem? Anima. I watch South Park. That's my favorite anime.

Oh, come on, don't do the most... I like Halo Legends. Actual anime. Yeah. Yeah, actual anime. Halo Legends, that's my favourite anem. Want to know my favourite anem? Not really.

No. Um, fine then. Fine. Bows. Fine, I'll do something else then. Okay. Another James one. Yes, yes.

From Bay Blading. Ice cream. James predicted. Lego Fortnite in episode Ars Snash Flath, episode 254, exactly two years ago on December the 20th, 2021, eagerly awaiting the next James prediction. You know, I am, can people start worshipping me as like a god now? Because I'm hitting hard of these predictions. Where's my nostradamus? What's Nostradamus?

The book of, that's what all the conspiracy is based of, isn't it? I don't know. It's the Mayan calendar. Like, where's my religion based on my predictions, huh? So now, like, Lego is in Fortnite, but it's like a whole survival mode. It looks cool. And it's got, like, Dark Souls dodging. It looks better than Dark Souls. It looks way better than Dark Souls.

Better than Dark Souls, too, at least. It's got to be huge, man. When's it out? It's out now. Oh, I'm going to play it when I get home. Yeah, what the hell? Supposedly, like, enough content. where you could justify charge him for it but it's free nice yeah but how do you actually play it

you just download fortnight and press play and then you watch m&m rap as soon as i can get my um are you on a grande skin i'm okay and on this same note mr blue pumpkin says thoughts on peter and snake being added to fortnight so peter is like peter griffin to be to be clear he's like a boss you can like find on the map and you can kill him and then he does that ah ugh oh really yeah I don't think he's a boss he's just a play of skin he's a boss bro he's sure yeah I know my five you're five can I have some gummies not for what you just said about Peter I'm I I don't know what thoughts you're supposed to have at this point like the we joked like

five years ago, we were like, ha, ha, Iron Man in Fortnite. Yeah. They're all, if it, if it exists, it will be in Fortnite. You keep saying it's like ready player one is becoming real. Yeah, and I think, I think Fortnite is going to be the death of IPs, which is actually a good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When they do the, um, the shining pack. Yeah. That's when you know. Yeah. When they start digging up the graves To get IPs When you can play as Shelley DeVole And Jack Nicholson in Fortnite

Yeah Then you know it's And go through a spooky haunted shining house There's blood coming out elevator Run the rock One optimist My God it literally is that film Yeah

Yeah exactly Master Chief Ron Is that the Iron giant? Batman Get out of the way Where's Tank Dempsey? He's Tank Dempsey's not in it No because Call of Duty is trying to do their own thing

Have you seen like Call of Duty The bottom of the barrel of shit they get in comparison Deaths, they've fucking gone like spawn Who the fuck is spawn? They get like the main character from Forspoken Yeah Yeah

And Nicky Minaj That's their roster I think when when like officially any Nintendo property is in Fortnite that's when the world needs the yeah but you know

they're the only one who's gonna Nintendo will only do Fortnite they're the only one who could has enough cloud to do it yeah well you know a new Shrek movie's coming out so they're definitely going to be in there yeah Shrek's a safe prediction

maybe they'll do GTA No. Yeah, no, yeah, possibly. Like, CJ. Yeah, and have him look like the graphics from that game. Yeah. That would be good. I reckon he'd fit over a Fortnite's game pretty nice.

Yeah, or ripped pizza fits on extremely nice. Yeah, extremely nice. I haven't seen what Snake looks like in it, to be honest. But just remember, they don't make money. What do you mean? A Fortnite doesn't make money. I have this. kind of one from revert to monkey I'm curious

you guys what you would say yeah question for Jamie and Alex and James and Jamie and Alex and James if the three of you were MPCs in a Fromsoft game what would your appearance backstory dialogue and side quest be

for example pathetic swindish peasant hmm I'd probably be like some fucked up fucked up thing and my story is like one of succumbing to whatever a chaotic existence exists in the world. I picture...

For James, I picture someone in, like, Bloodbourne, who... What would fit the aesthetic to do with, like, horse and cart? You'd have to have something to do with that. It's like his vehicle. Hey, don't boil me down just to my horse and cart, blah. What else would... What would you say, then?

It would be like just an accident. I'd just be like an NPC. body or you do something and you come back on environmental storytelling yeah you get an item description yeah whereas I was trying to think what I'd want and I just I just wrote down two words

do you want to say them Jim where here Uncle monkey yeah that would be who I would be is that all you want to say Uncle monkey I would be

and I'd be Uncle Monkey It's a securo. Yeah. Um. Yeah, I could see that. You know? Yeah. Maybe a gigantapithecus.

You could have a worm in you as well, because that's kind of a second. Oh yeah. Oh my god, shut up. But with like a scary voice and be like, I've got a worm in me. On a wormy ball. Do that in Japanese. Well, Call of Duty black ops. I'd be in...

You'd be in night. I'd be in Dark Souls 1. I'd be... those fucked up wats at the beginning. One of the rats? Yeah. Not the little rats. They're the fucking huge ones.

The big rats in the... Tunnel. Yeah. Yeah, I'd suppose I'd be the rat basher. Yeah, your thing is about smashing that. A rat bashing quest. When you go hollow and you get killed by whoever the main

character is, then you take your weapon and it's the rat basher. Yeah. No, but also you give a quest, which just to bring back like wapelts Yeah, rat tails or something Yeah Rat jelly You get jeal

Because you kill all the rats I lose my purpose of bashing rats And you go hollow and then You killed them Then I try to bash them The whack basher Yeah And that's the reward

And it's a weapon that has Like zero damage Max impact So it just explodes the wats Yeah it pops them Like the old rat man that I knew Yeah Elder Marine kind of stole my thunder because it's just got Alexander the pot.

Yeah. That's you? The jar? Alexander jar. Yeah. Oh, got a little litch on my cheek. Well, Hooper has one for us. Hi, Jamie Beltman.

What's James's thoughts on the low-resolution moto-moto death machine that is the cyber truck? I think the cyber truck was mentioned on the I-H-E show back when it was announced. But now that James has had his SUV hate-up, and the cyber trunk has released I'd like to know his thoughts James would think that it's kind of nice I did actually want to bring up the cyber truck

The question was actually for me Well shut up we're talking about the cyber truck now I think it's the singlyish stupid vehicle design ever And it applies to no global safety standards So it can only be sold in the country that has private healthcare It's designed to create revenue for the healthcare sector like we've all seen the crashed footage haven't we I've seen it I haven't

it has no crumple zones so all of the forces of the accident like the footage was of like 30 like miles an hour if you're crashing that thing at like 60 70 your spine is just gonna go through your ass and what's not to 60 quick it's electric is fast immediate torque

and it's like made up a fucking titanium reinforced steel or whatever so you're just like this weapon, it's like just launching a wall at someone. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like it's designed to kill other people. Yeah, if that thing hits you, it's going to be

the favorite vehicle of Call of Duty black off. Like it's a terrible design because there's like the thing with Europe and this is why pop up headlights like disappeared was that it's not safe for pedestrians in case of an accident. So we have standards for

vehicle design. America doesn't have that. So if you get hit by a cyber truck, It's crushing you. It's destroying you. There's no chance you're going to survive because it's like it's angled at head height. It would just cut your head off. It looks sharp. Yeah. It looks like you would just be sliced.

Yeah. It's like seriously, it doesn't matter how much you love Elon Musk. It's the worst looking thing ever designed. It doesn't look good at all. And they're not even legal here, right? No, they're never going to be legal here. We'll never see them here and they won't even fit on our roads. Yeah.

And I've got, I'm going to say it, If you are someone who's spending, like, I don't actually know the RRP of these stupid trucks off the top of my head. But I'm saying it's like expensive, 70, 80, you know, whatever. If you're spending that much on a vehicle that's that ugly, you deserve to have your money wasted. Because it's so stupid, man. Yeah, I feel like there are other car companies that have nailed that future cyberpunk look already. Yeah, Polestar. Yeah.

Polestar being one of the best. Toyota. back in the 1980s but at the same time I've seen a lot of tech bros or like rather Tesla fanboys, Elon fanboys like going soy over the footage of the four-wheel steering

and they're like, look at this cat Giff and look how side-by-side comparison it's like Nissan had four-wheel steering in the 1980s on their performance cars not on a purpose built off-road truck there's nothing, it's like the bare

minimum of a truck. If I'm buying a vehicle that big, I expect a great four-wheel drive system. So the fact that these soy boys are going mental over this four-wheel steering, it's like, that's the standard. That's the standard of like every car manufacturer. I was talking to you about this this morning where

like, I think it was yesterday I was looking up the Forbes 100 top richest people or whatever. And of course, Elon's number one. And it's thanks to Tesla and SpaceX. And I understand SpaceX to a degree holding its value.

Because it's an innovative technology. But what is it about Tesla is like that level to make the richest person in the world? Making rich, sure, I understand that. Tesla's are everywhere now. Yeah. But richest in the world? It doesn't make sense because if you look at Tesla's a company white, they're, the last like five years and like 2010s, they didn't have that much many cars. They had the, the roadster and they were only just releasing like the Model S.

Okay. So you've got, and even now continue to look at what they have. got the model s the model three and they've got an SUV there's no hatchbacks there's no tiny smaller cars for the wider market all of the cars are aimed at los angeles yeah so how do they have this global power when their cars have some of the worst build quality known in any all manufacturers you can literally see meme compilations of the cars falling apart out of the factory they're not that good looking they've they've not got the history of a lot of other car manufacturers how do they have this yeah making cars is no

notoriously difficult. Yeah. I need a small number of companies can do it. Yeah, and it's extremely expensive. Yeah. So I think it's a simple case if they're just charging out of the ass for these cars while having the most baseline production costs,

hence why the quality is questionable. They're not like a status symbol anymore. No, no. Like their whole thing used to be, we are the electric vehicle with the biggest range, the best batteries for range. And then every other manufacturer is like, oh, hold on. But they all caught up now.

No, they've like surpassed it. All surpassed it, yeah. Yeah. And it's like, if you think of electric vehicles that are seen as wealthy, people with wealth are driving like the electric Mercedes SUVs. They're like 90 to 100K. Or they're driving, you know, rangeovers. They're not going to waste their money on a terrible looking Tesla that you can't repair.

Most garage places are not going to be like, if you crash your SUV, you take it to a paint shop and they're like, oh, we can fix this. But if you crash your Tesla, a lot of them are just going to be like, no. because the way they're designed, the way they're sold, is not, that you can't get spare parts. The Tesla in our town has been destroyed for years. Why is it destroyed for years

if you've got a 40K Tesla? Because you can't repair it. They're ridiculous to me. Without spending like 20 grand. Yeah. They don't make sense. It's like just buy a Volkswagen. Buy Volkswagen. They've got electric versions of every car.

Just buy them. Stop wasting your money on Tesla's man. Okay. We got two more here before we wrap up this episode and finally go to sleep. I am sleepy. Dibby collector says this.

Hello jar boys. You gentlemen have been showing up every Monday filled to the brim with drip. So I have to ask you this. What happened to ponchos and wild-wesh fashion? Every fool knows how crackingly awesome a cowboy hat is, not to mention the ponchos. Many moons ago,

I saw you whippersnappers somehow looking more stylish than ever with a poncho. what do you wise young men think of the fashion of the Wild West is it time to bring it back well well

well well well well we're kind of dripped out you're dripped out we should have got those you know like

John Marston what he wears when he sleeps oh yeah onesie thing what do you call those things with the little butt flap yeah

they call them that No, they have a name. Oh, uppers. No, they're not uppers. They're not long johns. No, long johns are a variation of that. Yeah, long johns are just like the bottoms, right? Yeah, that's the thing, they're just the bottom.

So what's the whole thing called? The flap? Yeah, what's the whole suit called? Wansy. Ah. Ah. Well, I guess it is a onesie from that. My name's John Orston.

Do you not think it's a bit, do you not think it's funny? That, you know, can think about that uniform. and you think there's, there's a shit flap. Does that, is that not like a bit... How did they pee? They didn't, they just shit. They only shit. Where did they pee out?

I guess they, they pee out the same flap. They have to sit down then. Then they just, maybe they just squat down. Huh? Maybe they squat, or they just poo out the wheel like a bird. No, no. Could they do that? Is that an option?

What, birds? Yeah. Going bird. Well, birds don't have an option because they don't pee. well they do they just they poop pee they poop pee well what do you think of the fashion of the wild west i think it's kind of cool but i think there's not many ways you can pull it off and the ponchos are one of the best ways you can do it modern what why did we give up the ponchos we didn't we got them we don't we're scared of them because one had a spider yeah that's the thing i'm scared because of

of spiders. Did we tell that story at that time we were wearing those ponchos and we scared those old ladies

yeah because we were smoking cigars and these old we were walking um argi right yeah

and we were wearing ponchos and smoking cigars walking out in the havana um the savannah

the um walk around the bayu the mojave the um the mojova the banana and um

we're walking around have a nice little doggy walk lighting up a couple cigars puffing away chuckling and then these it was an old couple right I thought it was like a group of like

two or three ladies walking yeah walking and they were walking straight towards us they they could obviously made out we were in ponchos and smoking something so and they just stopped in their tracks turned 180 degrees and just

is that not the most like this is what I think of is that situation is what I think of that white ring people think they look like when they, with their you know, like alpha energy. They think they're like that, but in reality you're like that because you're wearing a poncho.

Yeah, we're wearing poncho smoking and stogies. And you horrified, you intimidated these poor old people. We were under the influence of nothing and they were terrified. Of us. That's a thing. Poncho wearers might be smoking the Marijuana. Yeah. This is the thing, like, because people don't expect ponchos,

if you wear them especially as a group you instantly have like dominance over everyone else like in Sainsbury's when we used we wore them yeah you and I wore like matching ones and then people just were like they the aisles were clear we walked down and it was clear because nobody

wanted to go near us yeah people terrified that might just be the smell the sweat that's absorbed into them it does no smell no I think it's the Clint Eastwood like eating fucking pistachio type like eating peanuts Energy.

I love the pistachio flavor. I need the pistachio, please. Yeah, and that's the thing. Like, pistachio, nut. Not gay. I want me some monkey nuts. Yeah, you can't order pistachia because that would be gay.

Yeah, what kind of poncho? I want my mouth filled with monkey nut. Well, guys, we have one final. Oh, yes. One final. From the Yorks Pog. Do your best Donald Trump impression. Um

Beep It was a cofefefe It was a cofefefe Do you think it would be lame To start a coffee shop Called cafe No I think that'd be sick as fuck

We only sell tea You just have a certain type of person Um Well yeah let's end on this one From Yolg I'm going to be getting a cat soon And I have a few names

I want to run by the cast Vincent So we've got to choose this cat's name, okay? Okay. They were definitely inspired by my list because I recognize some of these. Betfred, gambler. I know Alex made these names, but they're great. Jarr.

Voie. Media. Evangelion, shortened to Jellian. Lips or Dlips. Gouse Cannon, shortened Canon. Yogs. Pog. or the architect.

Pog. I would probably say it's Jelian or architect because Gauss Cannon's already a certified animal so that's taken. Pog? No, it's architect. Yeah, poggers. Come on.

Architect is funny. Where's the architect? My cat, pogg of? Hey guys, this is my cat poggers. He's kind of getting me some Reddit. He's kind of based. Yeah, but imagine Evangelian. Geelian.

Geel. No, I would say Bette Fred personally. No, architect is funnier. Because then you can say Fred. But, well, I'm just glad. It depends on what they look like. We need to see a picture of what they look like. I'd be happy with Voy.

I quite like Voy. For a cat. Easter Voy. Yeah, Easter Voy. Can I ask a question, actually. This isn't related to the episode, but are we going to get Kingsford in there? Why don't we call the cat Kings? Yeah, call the Cat Kings.

Call the cat, kings. Kings. Call the cat, kings. Call the cat, kings. Call the cat, kings. And you kings, you kings and queens, you kings and queens, thank you for watching this episode of the sleepy cast. Yeah, kings and queens.

We'll be back next time with an even sleepier episode. Thank you for watching. Good night. Wait, before we go, guys, don't you want a final worm? Give me a worm. Come on. Let me get... Feed us like baby birds.

Here you go. Eat up, buttercup. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no, I got two. A couple of worms. Can't, a sleepy time. There's worms everywhere. That's fine.

They can be little midnight snacks. Night, everybody. No, no. Night, night. Manet. No, no, no. Numb, num, yum, yum, yum. Yeah.

Smells like Pickle Rick. No, it smells like coconut, actually. Smells like Rick from Rick and Morty. Smells like Morty. I'm a bit of a Wick fan myself. like Jerry from Pickle Rick Did you know We didn't

Um fucking Rick and Jerry come out 10 years ago What Picklewick No the show What's it called It came out like 10 years ago

Yeah it came up They started 10 years ago No it fucking didn't Okay Dude it didn't come out in 2013 That sounds right No it didn't You sure

Pickle Rick began Yeah It started. I'm pickle wick! Rick and Morty forever! Ten seasons of Morty forever! Let's do the more classic type episodes where we do normal adventures, Morty. Wait, they're ten seasons.

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