JAR Media Posdact - Son of Art Garfunkle - JARCast Episode 259

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:10 Housekeeping 11:06 James Has a Confession 28:08 Salmon & Sweet Tater.. in a tube 36:24 Reddit Questions 37:47 What Human Names do we Hate most? 45:01 What happened to the owl? 46:37 Guessing JARling agerange 50:17 Mad as Sein 51:19 Beserk 52:05 Crazy Ones 55:55 Jims Souls Advice

Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, Cringy Jamie here with Cringy James and Cringy Alex for the JAR media... Cringecast. Yeah. What? Today we are joined by the magnificent Patreon's over at Patreon who helped the show, and you can find us on Spotify, iTunes and SoundCloud. Give us a follow and a like.

Give us a follow and a like For this one episode only Each patron is represented by a nice Lego mini figure on the set Which one's which That one is that one That one is Malikon Hill on the Mazda 3 is

The Red Run of the front How many can you actually remember Off the top of your head? Just like rant All of them Alex These are our babies Of course you remember them Yeah every single one Yeah um

But I have a request for the patrons What do you mean? I want them all to change their name to James's dad. Every single one. No, no, no. Also, it's the first tomorrow. No, but it doesn't count if we're recording it.

It doesn't have to be within the month. Sometimes it makes more sense to record it within the first week of the month as opposed to. Okay, fine. God, don't have to shower me. So what are you saying, Jim, about the patrons for just one more time? Every patron must change their name to James's dad. I want, I want all three of us to be reading it, just saying, James's dad, James's dad, James's dad, no, no, no, no, no, James's dad. Change this, it should be James's dad, Alex's dad, and Jamie's dad.

No, because then it will be all gobbledy-gooped and confusing for us. Like, it's hard to read. Yeah. I find it very difficult to read. I know. Okay. Don't change your Patreon name to James's dad. Change your page your name to James's dad. we will

be happy I won't be happy this is actually a form of abuse so don't do it hmm don't do it I'll tell you what's a form of abuse and there's the comments that people leave

on YouTube.com on YouTube.com which we can address in the housekeeping segment which is where we clean up the conversations from the previous episode Jarmanda is the first song for us you guys are like

Alvin and the chipmunks hmm no thought what do you mean now well we're the chipmunks there's no Alvin that means I'm Theodore

Alvin is a chipmunk wait oh shit I've seen the man I'm Theodore who did you think Alvin was

oh for some reason yeah I thought Alvin was Why would he scream his own name Alvin Alvin I don't

Okay, I had a mind blank, I have those things. I'm not perfect, okay? I refer to that version where he screams his own name. Yeah. Yeah, because then he's like psychotic. So I'm Alvin, and that leaves you being the other one. No, you're the one with the glasses. Yeah, you're like the dork one.

Oh, so there's, there's Fyodor, the chubby one. Yeah, I'm... The chubby and cute one. Then there's the glasses one, then there's Alvin. But why is Alex Alvin? There's the three, um, like, girl chipmunks as well. Which ones would be of them? Just the, they're just the same, but...

with pussies instead of dicks. Mm-hmm. I guess I'm the girl with glasses. James is that guy with the glasses. Eva left the comment saying, Alex's hair making him look like Art Garfunkel. Who the fuck is that? Yeah. Who is that?

Get out your phone and Google him. Art Garfunkel? Yeah. For fucking hell. You've got no drink there, bro. Me? Yeah, we don't. I'm the only one with the drink right now.

I was going to do the... Yes, because you need the little tea. I'm saving myself... Okay, Jesus Christ, that is... That is uncanny. Art Garfunkel. I feel like that's probably a good name for this episode as well. Yeah.

Something like... Fart Garfunkel? That's not funny, that's fucking stupid. Son of Art Garfunkel. Son of Art Garfunkel, that's an option. That's an even better one. Jeez. Well, did you have to search for that?

Son of Art Garfunkel. Yeah, that's the name of the cast, Son of Art Garfunkel. Cool. Who's Art Garfunkel, though? Vishal Kalichelran left one saying, when are we getting the new intro? So the last few episodes have been...

We've had our little, kind of sloppy seconds, kind of intro Have you seen what it is? Yeah, it's cute It's nice, I like it I've been updating it each episode There's a different one

It's like a little montage of We do have the same animator Who did the old one Working on a new one But it's animation and animators Yeah, we're not, we're not gonna wash them Yeah We just be the temporary one

Until it's done whenever that is Yeah, we don't put Deadlines on our lovely Art people Our art team Yeah, our art team Working away Yeah, crunch

on the new intro for us James you had triggered some people last episode I did that's normal this is what I'm here for okay none of it's true nothing's permitted I'm here to just troll you know when you were talking about dogs is that what you're going to say about this one you were just trolling

but it depends what what is preference of the dog on lead thing yeah okay there were a few comments about this I got a couple Jack says James is right oh that's my um do you guys do this you set an alarm for your tea

no no no this is a whole section who actually sets an alarm for their tea when you just kind of it's like a body clock you kind of know when to drink your tea when the brewing's done we just don't drink tea because you're not a fucking stereotype excuse me

are you actually taking the tea bag out yeah do you not just leave it in I do that of all my green teas I just leave the bag in Because this is, um... Wait, what is it? He doesn't even know what tea is drinking.

Elder berry and echinacea. Yeah, but why can't you leave the bag in? I understand if it's a loose tea that you shouldn't put a bag. Because it fucks with the flavour. No, I care about that flavour. Normally, that's the thing. The tea's drunk by the time the flavour can be ruined. I've already drank it.

Hmm, that's a good one. What are we talking about? Arts Garfunkel? Yeah. That's a question or something? Um... Oh yeah, James, um, saying about dogs being off lead. James is right about one thing.

It does piss me off when he says, dogs shouldn't be on lead. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. My deaf and blind dog, who has to be on lead, has been attacked by shitty owners that haven't put their dog on the lead. It has big, you don't have to wear a seatbelt because I'm a good driver energy to me. James isn't the exception just because his dog is well behaved. Yeah, but my dog's not going to be punished because some owners are shit. Like, Gaius doesn't deserve to be punished for that, you know? Gaius, why is it punishment?

Why should Gaius be on the lead? Because some owners are shit. That's the point they're making is that some owners are shit and have had their dogs attack his dog. So that's bad, and that is bad. The dog in that situation should not be left off the lead. attacking in that situation, we're off the lead. Yeah, so the owner shouldn't have them off the lead because the dog's not responsible

because the owners aren't. So in that situation, the owners should be better and have the dog in the lead. Look, when Gaius crushes a pregnant woman's whimper... When that happens... The opinions are going to change. Yeah, my opinions will change.

But until that day, Gaius will be a free boy, because he's well behaved and he doesn't interfere with other people. He's the example, and you've got to have that. Reviewed tech, bro. Brooklyn 99 I think kind of summates what you were trying to say I think to add this in James's case is clearly as viable an option as he makes it out to be because he has a border collie a herding dog that's been genetically bred to want to instinctually keep track of its owner and remain by their side It's pretty clear when Gaius wouldn't have chased a cat at random or run up to strangers like Paisley

And it's primarily not because of training not meant to sound like a dig at James's dog training I'm sure he treats Guy as well The fact that dogs react differently to various kinds of dogs also complicates matters. Precisely. It's different having like a whip it off a lead to compare to a collie. I would not ever walk Paisley off the lead or argue off the lead. I'd never do that because they are just not that type of dog. But guys, it is. And that's why I do that. I don't trust dogs. Yeah. I trust dogs.

We shouldn't. We've got one more here. Before we go into topics, from skits industries. The customer service bit reminds me of something that happened to one of my friends who works in Burger King. Two middle-aged women drove past the drive-thru and ordered and then received the meal they ordered. They then went back round and claimed they didn't order that. Either they were lying or mistaken.

My friend rightfully corrected them and they proceeded to enter the restaurant and shout at the manager, who luckily was having none of their shit. They left and then went on Facebook and lied about my friends spitting in their food and named them publicly in a popular Facebook group. It was utterly crazy that people feel entitled to do this based on literally nothing.

Wanted to know your thoughts on an example that's definitely the most extreme case of customer service abuse I've ever heard. Yeah, those people are fucking disgusting. Yeah. That is, first of all, doxing people in Facebook groups? That's disgusting. Never do that.

That's fucking hard. Just doxing people full stop, you know. Yeah, but in a specific way of that when you're like, oh, this fucking rude food place is shit because of X? Yeah. That, so many people are going to see that and it's going to make other people treat that person like shit because some horrible, disgusting, vile piece of shit,

moto-moto driving cunt has been an asshole online. There's no much you can do about it there. No, but it's good that the manager actually wasn't, yeah, didn't like cave. Mm-hmm. And it was just like, no. that's respectable fuck

service places that actually cave into the the cowans of the world I want to start with James's topic what was my topic see you do this you do this we will be together

for like the day we'll do loads of shit and then you we've started cast and you'll be like oh James's topic I mean I have absolutely no clue what this topic is or what you're referencing Oh shit James watched

Despicable Me Too Okay so I have a niece and nephew And they were round the house And Despicable Me Too happened to be on the TV And I was walking downstairs So I just decided to sit in the lounge a bit And talk to my sister and be sociable And I was just watching

despicable me too drawing sitting down and I understand I understand why people like minions I personally find minions to be quite cute I understand why mums like minions no that's another potential title mums like minion that's too obvious I why they're just kind of cute their whole thing is cute they do cute things such as dibby it's like the diby energy right that diggy I'd argue minions aren't dibs wait wait what hold up what do you mean yeah they are they are absolutely that's why they're cute how are they not um they're too integral to the plot of them

despicable me yeah they have like too much agency and then we've established agency doesn't matter. They're not Dibbies. They are. They absolutely are. They're a key, like, example. Like, a corporate... No, they are the example.

You base Dibbies off of minions. No, but Dibbys have grown out of minions. But what... Why do you like... So you like minions now. Yeah, I think they're quite cute. No, because I was watching it

and it's like every time there weren't minions, I thought the movie was fucking boring They know that too So they got rid of Groo and just made millions Exactly Like seeing the minions scenes It was like okay yeah It's the voice isn't it

Because they just sound like raving rabbits No it's not the voice It's just like they're doing cute things You know Wait do you prefer minions or raving rabbits then Because they're just the same thing See no That's a difficult question

Because I grew up playing the Rayman Raving Rabbits game The first one the first official game Is what I played like Star just blinded you on that one. Yes. Rabbids are objectively better, though. I would agree, but I would say

minions are cuter than rabbits. Yeah, minions are absolutely cuter, but rabbits are sick. I'm not saying that as a positive either. No, but it is a positive. Is there anything against me liking minions? Is there like some controversial take? Yeah.

Why? Is there something actually wrong with me liking something? Yeah, no, to me, they lack all, like, cuteness or, or dibbyism because of how blatantly... Then, no, then what is a dibby you find cute? R2D2. I think R2D2 is cringe. He frustrates me when he's in all of his scenes. The good...

The good... The minions you're fucking loving it. No, it's like the R2D2 in the new trilogy, that's way cuter. what a BB8 yeah because it's just Wally yeah and it's cute BB8 here's a hot tape BB8 sucks oh no that's that's not no BB8 is too capable he's got like tentacles he's got tendrils that you can fucking attach to you could levy the same thing to R2 though couldn't you at a certain point he has a fucking jet pack not in the originals no in the week yeah he's claptrap basically in

the original's oh that's another dude though How? What is R2D2 in your mind? Shit is what R2D2 is. I... See, I can't talk about the original trilogy because I'm not a Star Wars fan of the original trilogy.

But, okay, so you like minions. Where do you stand on Babu Frick? I don't... You're going to have to be more specific of what Babu Frick is. I think he's ever seen episode 9. I'll get a picture. It was the debut from episode 9.

I haven't seen episode 9. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I've seen the picture and there's no fucking dibbism there. What about scrap from Ice Age? No. You don't like that, but you like minions. Yeah, I think it's like kind of cute in that, like, um, that movie way. A movie you like.

The one with David Bowian. Oh, labyrinth? Yeah, it has labyrinth vibes to it. So it's really scary and it's going to give me nightmares. Yeah, it's quite fucked up looking, but it's like, it's a bit of a dibby. James on Babby Frick. I've got, full disclosure, I've got no problems with the appearance of Babby Frick. Yeah, I think he's...

If anything, I was really let down that there wasn't enough of that Babby Frick. Yeah, it was going to be more. In fact, that's what they should have done with episode nine, is just totally shift the main character, just make it Babby Frick. Actually, yes. Okay. Yeah, do you have any more to save yourself before we hand over to the jury to decide? The jury, who are the jury?

The jarlings, they will disagree with me no matter what situation it's in because I'm the one on the other side and that that is true. You can't, you can't do this, Alex. You cannot do this. You're saying you like minions all of a sudden. What the fuck are you?

It's because I actually, no, because unlike so many people, I've actually seen the fucking movie therefrom and therefore I like them. Me one at least nine times. Yeah, it's, it's despicable me two where they get into the one. I've seen the Minions movie. That's shit.

Why? That's something you should love. No. Yeah, what? Why should you draw the line at the movie based on? No, because I just, I, the scenes in Despickel Me Too with the minions are cute, and I like those scenes. Doesn't mean I want to watch anything else. I'm just like, I saw these scenes in there a little bit cute.

So it's like, oh, they're cute, you know? There's nothing more to add there. Is the creatures from Singh cute? No, because. sing shit. No, but they're way cooler. Like the gorillas and stuff? The gorilla is cool.

Yes. That's my son. That's my son. But we can't talk about sync because James Corden's in it and that's just, he just ruins fucking everything. James Corden's in it? He's the pig.

No, he's not. That's Nick Crow. Nick Crow, yeah. He drew, James Corden's in it, though, isn't he? Is he in the second one? No. No, he's the cat. Bono's in the second one.

Well, Bono is just a bad. Bono of you too? Yes. He's the Liga. He plays a fucking Liga and sing too. Yeah? Did you not see that poster going around that is like a

LIGA looking in the mirror? No, I watched the trailers. Is that you, Bono? We can't wait to see that. I can. Yeah, I can as well. Well, that's his topic out the way.

It wasn't a topic. It was just an offhand comment I made in the car today and then it has to be such a big deal. Yeah, it is. Why are you down playing this so much? Well, because...

You're just around there that you fucking love minions all of a sudden. I said I like them. I didn't say I love them. I just... I said that I thought they were cute. There's nothing like

bad about that. And it's like, the jarlings are going to be against me because they watched I hate minions. fucking So true Once again

I'm just I'm ahead of the curve Like usual Not getting the respect I deserve my colleagues Don't get enough Yeah no they They're overly hated

No minions are No minions are loved by everyone Because they shitted on NFTs What do you mean? The minions The official minion account Shat on NFTs And then everyone

I guarantee you in a year people are going to be buying million NFTs I guarantee it yeah for sure just like they will be buying Java NFTs where there is money to be made

illumination will abuse whoever it takes to profit that's just a fact well you know you're just misguided you just don't understand the appeal of NFTs yet they are the future

they are everything you want from the internet they will drive your internet creativity to new levels Fuck NFTs Oh no Have you seen the thing about NFTs Ford Chan made a drama of it

You're gonna have to elaborate They made a post on poll Being like let's make NFTs like Racist And then those are new sites For making stories about how NFTs are racist Oh okay Well they were trying to ruin it

In the kind of jokery chaos sort of way But they were actually articles, Marlett, and it's like, Jesus Christ again, you've fallen for this? I saw that Gwyneth Paltrow tweeting that she's got an ape. What's it called, lazy ape? No, it's bored ape. Bored ape.

The board ape. Bored ape NFTs, who the artist made a long time ago, she doesn't even get paid for any of it. They're stolen. The NFTs are all fucking stolen. Stolen artwork. But no, we found that really good NFT. What was it? Pup Angry? Yeah, pup something.

Was it Pup Angry? No, there's no such thing as a really good... There's no such thing as a really good NFT but... No, if you're allowed to like minions, we're allowed to like one NFT. No, no, no, no, because minions don't do... There's no problem with minions in the world, but there is a problem with NFTs. There is a problem with minions.

Like, oh, I don't like them, so they're bad. So you have a problem with minions, but you... No, you have a problem with NFTs, but not millions. Who doesn't have a problem of NFTs? It's a fucking scam! but not minions and minions aren't a scam minions are worse than NFTs

minions are just an NFT that's not you're gonna take that back what did you say how how can minions a cute fucking design that is loved by mums and James bracket James is worse than a scam

a scam that is being fueled by influencer hype to rid people of their money how is that better than cute fucking yellow bulls. You know what else is a scam? What?

Sky broadband. Sky in general is a scam, but that doesn't... And what do they use in their advertisement? Yeah, it's so true. Oh yeah, so NFTs, oh, they're fine. Stealing artwork and selling it. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. So how are minions worse?

You know what else is a scam? TV license. They haven't got it anymore. They're scrapping the TV license. And these dumb fucking celebrities are like, don't scrap the TV license I fuck off dickheads

I've got my TV license framed and on my wall so I'm really pissed off about this yeah no but it's good I was fucking invaded by the BBC network like they came down the door

Enforcer team yeah they're like van they've got like FBI vans they kicked down your door they killed Billy they just straight out killed Billy they storm into your house and they're like where's the license

Where's the animals? We've got killed them first. And then a year later, they scrap the licence. The UK government spends about six, seven trillion, just sending people around checking the licenses. They pay them really good wages and everything. I guarantee you they do. One showed up at my house.

I know. You said this story, Andrew. Yeah, but I just want to, I want people to know this because those outside of the UK don't understand the concept of a TV license and what it means. No, we're living in a dictator. and no one is prepared to admit it. We absolutely are, but, you know, don't say that. They'll come after us, Jamie.

The BBC enforcer units will come after us. Well, no, what was the name of that NFT again? We were going to get it for James' as a little gift. No, if you got, no, I would fucking, I would free, I would scream at you. I will be generally angry if you bought an NFT in my name. Didn't I take a screenshot of it and send you a picture? Yeah. pup something

Should I find Should I find it just for conversation No please can we stop Advertising NFTs and make giving them hype Jarlings are watching this Don't ever consume or buy NFTs Don't do it

Unless they're funny Or good or no No you can't do this It wasn't pub angry It was pup filthy Puffy yes You can't do this You can't just be like oh they're funny

No no Guess how much they are Um, well, they'll probably be 0.5 f-oom. Ethereum. They're about a fiver for a pat-fiel fee. No, let me look at, let me see the Ethereum price. It might not be Ethereum, though. You can't interact with it. It's a screenshot, bro.

No, I don't think that could be Ethereum. But yeah, they're 0.05, uh, cryptocurrency. They look fucking disgusting. It's put filthy. No, but they're shit. It's like, why, why the fuck did I not start making NFTs for fuck sake? Someone's gonna pay fucking five fucking Gs for some two minute artwork with a fucking randomized fucking filter on.

Fuck me. Why didn't I do it? I can get disgustingly rich off some shit artwork. Well, I noticed the Gwyneth Paltrow one she was tweeting had this full, like, animation. Had a reveal. The NFTs only the end. Had a reveal. had a fucking reveal.

Was it Jimmy Fallon that had that weird clip going on? Yeah, no, he was talking to Parris Hilton, yeah. But obviously they're being paid stupid money to advertise this to generate fake hype. To make it seem like it's valuable, but it's fucking not. It's a scam. Well, but it's that human thing. It's like that joke in South Park with the alien cash. You know, remind me the alien cash.

Well, like, these aliens come down. It turns out it's a test and they have all this alien cash and they kill the alien to steal the alien cash because they think it's really valuable. That's right. But it's only as valuable as we make it. Well, currency is that. That's all currency is, it's just what we make it, the value.

It's the same with any market. Yeah, so NFTs are that like exaggerated. It's like a five pound note, but because it's a monkey with a five grand fucking price tag. It's like, oh shit. I better snatch that up. But they're trying to justify

these prices by being like all the cool celebrities have them you want to be in that gang but no yes it's like um it's like buying a supreme jacket yeah no it's no different that's why they had that like um bored ape con in new york and all the people there were all like nftt owners it's like you're a bunch of fucking losers surely it is different though because at least when you buy a supreme jacket you have a jacket yeah yeah that's what i was gonna say as much as i hate supreme at least when you're giving them that money you are getting like a physical thing with an nfts you're getting literally nothing you're getting some numbers on the blockchain

that represent an image but you can just click that image and save that image onto your hard drive literally anyone can do that anyone can get your image your NFT but so how is the thing

your fucking image valuable if literally anyone can have it at any point so I mean it's a scam if the creator of Pup Filthy wants to come on the cast though If you want to defend NFTs on this cast, drop us a message and we'll tell you to fuck off. No, we should have an open discussion about NFTs.

There's no open discussion to be had. It's a scam. Can we just get the Nigerian Prince on then? If we want to open communication with scams. Did the Nigerian prints create pup filthy? I don't think so. Probably, surely. They're the same person. You guys feel unpeckish?

I am actually. I got a little snack here for us Oh, fuck off Which James is going to lead the charge with Okay, so earlier today When we went to a nice little place Called chipping arm We went into Sainsbury's and we happened to find ourselves

Down the baby food aisle And we spent a good like 15 minutes At the baby food aisle Laughing at all the random fucking food and meals They have is liquids I guess I'd never really thought about like baby food

what babies actually are eating well I think baby food along with like the rest of supermarket items baby food has progressed to a point where babies are eating banquets you know

they're eating like a they're eating like ratatooie and a squeezy drinker fancy fucking caviar and shit but in a squeezy bag so we wanted to find the most interesting what do they

call these squirty bottles of food squeasies um we wanted to find the one that was advertised

to be the kind of the grossest sounding there was a bunch there was like beef stew um in a packer

chicken noodle there was chicken noodle roast in a pasta liquid pasta and drinkable pasta and tomato very grim

because obviously this is you're supposed to boil it while you're supposed to actually cook it. You're supposed to put it in a pan and heat it up. Are you sure about it? You know, but everyone has seen a baby eat. They're eating a pot of fucking junk and it's that shit.

No, listen to this. Maybe eat in warmed or at room temperature. Stand the pouch in a bowl. Don't read the instructions. Yeah, that wounds the fun. We didn't say what the flavor was. We settled on organic, sweet potato and salmon. Yeah, liquid sweet potato.

Show the camera just so they know what's going on. There, yeah, that. That's the gorgeous meal we're having for dinner tonight. This is what the babies in the UK are at seven-month-old babies. Ooh, it's quite pungent. You want to be sick thinking about it. It does like, it's really salmon-y. To be fair, like, paté is a thing that exists.

eating like... Okay. Who's gonna start us off? I want to be sick. I want to be sick. It just ascends vertically. How much do we have to be paid to just... It's organic carrot, sweet potato, salmon and beach root puree.

It's a puree? Well yeah, baby's got to ingest it. Oh my god. That looks like shit. We have to eat it now It can't just fucking be like No one's gonna do it And we're just gonna end

James, you've eaten scorpion Yeah, is that really grosser to you Than a scorpion? No, but look at it, whoa. Babies eat that, dude I'm not a baby Like, I want to be sick It's being like sucked back in

I knew fish would make it The worst one, I knew it. How much do I have to have? You gotta like Oh no, I'm not Oh no, I don't want to do... It's just salmon. It doesn't smell all that.

I'll just plop it into my hand. That looks so fucking shit. I want to be sick. Why are we feeding this to our babies? well you haven't tried it yet we shouldn't be feeding something to the babies that we also wouldn't eat ourselves it's like dogs

babies are just dogs this is cat food I'm telling this I get this is the same shit as cat food but the babies it looks like shit come on you've got to try some

bro. I just don't want it to come across fake at all, so I'm just proving that it's there. Yeah. Oh my God. That is really fucking bizarre. That is really weird.

It just tastes like ocean. fuck me it's pungent it just like stays in your mouth what oh holy oh that's horrible it's not going away it's just staying you know what that that taste you know one on pawns you know on pawns they have the poop shoot they have the tube goes down their body that's full of shit and usually when you buy prepared pawns

that's taken away if you eat pawns where that's not taken away you get that aftertaste after the pawns is that it's ocean shit

it just tastes like processed shit that's fucking disgusting can you get me a drink please water oh that was that was much worse

than I was expecting yeah way worse I mean I guess like, it's kind of to be expected if you liquidize a fish then it's kind of just going to taste of like non-specific fish.

When you're thinking of meals for like I guess I just can't picture like a seventh month old like what they eat. Well yeah, no that's what I was going to say like in in the wild caveman baby

cave baby. Just drank milk I guess until their teeth came in. Yeah. What? Oh, that aftertaste is vile. I understand why babies are fucking crying all the time. We're feeding them that shit every day.

The one thing I do remember from when our cousins were babies that seemed pretty good was like the little apple shit in a jar. That's just apple. It's not fucking sweet potato and salmon in a fucking mush. Mmm. That's dinner sorted then. Do you want some Pepsi to get rid of the flavour? Like imagine downing there's that entire thing. I think I would vomit.

Yeah, I was getting gagging reflexes just from the little bit I had. I feel a little bit nauseous now. That is... That's poor fucking babies. What are we feeding babies? Why do babies need... They're fucking babies. They're like designed to survive off of milk.

Why are we giving them salmon? It's like a waste of resources, man. Surely when back in the days, you know, in the 18th 100s, 1700s, whatever, what would they, what would we feeding babies? Surely it was just adult meal was kind of just mushed up a little bit. Milk? Yeah, milk. Surely they were just weaned later. We've progressed too far.

We shouldn't be. feeding that to babies. We'll see after these baby messages. let's just have a nice relaxed one yeah let's have a nice relaxed second half what do you think of those kind of people

that when they're talking to you towards the end of their sentence they just sort of close their eyes yeah it's just them thinking isn't it but do you find it weird do you notice it if some

if I was talking to someone who did do that I suppose I would well you've never talked to someone that does that No, I have, but I'm saying, I guess I don't see the difference because just everyone has weird. Everyone has weird quirks, you know? James doesn't? I have an extremely weird quirks. Name two.

The end of each sentence when you go, well? Yeah. It's pretty fucking weird, to be honest. Yeah, it's extremely weird. Well, that's one. Um. He-he. This is the second half of the cast

We head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit And answer questions from anyone in the community Who wants to leave one Just like a Jarnathon tooth ass Who left this for us What human names do you love and hate Human names I absolutely love Jamie

I absolutely love Alex Uh hate James Well let's go to the next one then Sorted Yeah What can we say about this question Oh yes I hate everyone named John I hate everyone named Mark

Names I love Darth Vader I don't know Like I find you You like and dislike names Depending on the people you associate The names with

So I've always had a thing against the name Nicole Because Nicole Kidman. No, you shouldn't be doxing people like that, bro. Nicole Kidman's a famous actor. Oh, yeah, shit. But I knew a Nicole that I didn't very much like. I know what you're saying.

Yeah, you do, Alex. You do. So I have an inherent association with that name. So I don't like that name. but then all it would take us for you to meet one like normal yeah I'm not I'm not I don't think we're saying

we're not going to be prejudiced against people because if I met a Nicole and then was friends with a Nicole the bad association eventually that association would overtake the other association so saying you don't like a name to me is kind of pointless

yeah what about these though I found an article this is baby name family minded dot com 60 worst baby names parents have ever picked Yeah, this is the thing We're talking about baby names

It's very different Anakin Kaleisi Alphabeter is one Alphabet For this one Air Wrecker Air Wrecker

So be honest That sounds like it's got specific dialect That would sound fine That type of name So I'm not going to judge it's not like erika E-R-I-K-A

like A-I-R-E-R-E-C You have to look at it Oh Oh so I guess you'd say it Erica but it's air wrecker that's how if someone actually tried to call their daughter

Erica but spelled it like that they're just trying to be different they're just trying to be different that's like that's being asshole yeah that's being asshole actually I'm air wrecker that's like you're calling the Chinese and you're like they're like

what name is it and you're like Erica and they're like is it with a C or a K and you're like, no, it's A-E-W-R-E-C-K-E-R. Yeah, they just like, what? Arson? That, no, that works. I like that name. Arson.

Arson. Bacardi? No, that just means they're a little bit too obsessive. Isn't Bacchardia place? No, it's a drink. No, it's a drink, but isn't it named after it? No, that's Malibu. That is Malibu.

Hennessy Is that Drake's son They got banana on here That's no that's bullshit Nobody's called banana Fuck off There's seven fucking billion people in the world There is someone called banana

Yeah Banana was born in 1990 in England 19 19 What the fuck would they do there And family Minded dot com pointing out

A great name for a monkey Sure But not a human Do you think he's like a World War II hero Captain Banana Blue jeans Some of these are fucking so stupid No surely

Burger Burger I know, I refuse to believe this. These are names I love, they. I love to me at Berger. These are great, like, dog names. Chaos. Okay, I like that one.

Custard. Custid. That is, these are dog names. They are, these are not a baby names. Custid is a dog name. Yeah. Drug. This awful baby name originated in Alabama.

In 1847, someone decided to name their child, drug. ESPN. Imagine naming your child ESPN. Alabama again? This one doesn't have context, unfortunately. Fanta. Your child. Felony

These are two No, felony is quite a common name Felony Yes Not felony Maybe like Melanie No, I say A felony

It's probably one of the more common ones on there How many felonies do you know Yeah, what have you ever met some of a felony? No, but we want a list We're banana and custard on now I swear felony actually sounds like it could be a human name Some of these Oh fuck off

That is Alabama they hunt through and through. Oh, Jesus. God's masterpiece. Not Will. You are, you are creating a psychopath. If you call your kid, God's masterpiece. Is that their first name?

God's masterpiece. Fucking. Hashtag. It wasn't his betteme. this to tick on me so much. Yes, I like that one as well. Havoc. Havoc and chaos. Two kids. I'm just going to say, this is too good of an...

No. No, no, no, no, no, no. I will stand on this one. I know people called ISIS. Fucking. I'll find one more here. Misery. about Nick? There are plenty of people who would enjoy that name. Misery?

I'm misery. Yeah. Gosh, yeah, I wasn't it spending to get so much joy from that one? As the only God's masterpiece in this room, I'm glad we finally. Oh, there's a sad one here from Stick Em Up. Hey, Char, we never got the full

story on what happened with Shweb, the owl. May we have some closure on the topic? I don't even know. I can't remember. You guys don't actually know? It got destroyed by Argy. Oh, so you do know. Yeah, Iggy destroyed it.

So was that a secret until now? No, I knew about it. It's always been known. I thought it got, like, punctured. No, what happened is, Alex blames me for this. He's entirely my fool because he got angry and sent me an angry message about it. But apparently, join the cast, during one of the early cast upstairs, I threw Shrep. No, that's right.

Yeah, because I threw it. I just like, that was like your obsession was throwing Shreep. sweat somewhere. Yeah, and I did that. As soon as it would get on the ground, then it would be... No, I did it. It's in an episode there was footage

of me actually throwing shrep, and then the next, later that night, you sent a message saying, Alex, like, Argy, got Shrep, and just destroyed him. But, like, this is a thing I didn't mean to, for Shrep to die. It was just this impulsive thing

of just, I'm throwing Shrep. And it just happened, that we forgot it was on the floor, and Argy destroyed it. He only ate his face So if that's of any He's just mutilated It's a mutilated

Was it bend That's in the jar He's growing a new form in the jar It's the bacta tank The incubation tank No Deadly Skies has one Hey guys, when the next jar class goes up

It'll be my birthday January 31st, I'll be turning 28. Got me wondering if you have any guesses on what the oldest and youngest Jarling's ages would be. Game on. 58 oldest, youngest,

youngest nine years old. I'm going to say youngest one. No. I would say youngest, there's bound to be like one, five or six year old. No way. I swear. No, I don't think we're too, we're chaotic

enough to be watched by the people that young. No, I'm thinking like you have a one year old and it's like annoying or whatever and you just give it a phone with YouTube. One year olds, they can't use a phone. No, but YouTube auto player is just on.

No, but they're not going to be... And it's just going through, going through, going through. No, that's not watching JAR. Yeah, I wouldn't say that counts. Yeah, I'd say it counts. It doesn't count. Like someone who actually watches and listens to what we say. I'm thinking like late

one digits maybe really early to being 10 that's it that's my my ballpark figure oldest maybe an 80 year old maybe an 80 year old is watching it I swear like ages ago we've had like something about this kind of topic come up and we had an older jarling leave a comment

if they were to be believed but I can't remember if they were in the 50s and 60s or something yeah that's right yeah we've got everyone covered of all ages yeah we've got content for all. If you could have the queen on the cast, what would you ask her?

Um, why did you let Prince Andrew get away with it? Fuck. That's what you'd start with. Yeah. Going straight out of the back, the fucking gates, Blaze of Glory, fuck it. I'd probably ask, what do you actually do for this country? I know, that's too controversial.

I'd like to, I'd like to hear her answer. Do you probably have a good? one, to be fair. Yeah. You haven't answered, Po? Me? Yeah.

What would you ask the Queen? Yeah, what would you ask the Queen? Will you sign my tits? That's what she'd be asking me. Can you joke like that about the Queen? Yeah, sure. This is, that would be her answer to my question. A large reason for her to still exist is to be made fun of

No What do you mean Like, who takes her seriously? The boy lists Who takes them seriously? Didn't Boris Johnson Apologise to the Queen but he didn't do it direct He got one of his lackeys to apologize to the Queen for him

Yeah, that sounds right. We need to know, we should ask her about Boris Johnson. She loves him. No, she will cancel him. We can get Boris Johnson cancelled by the Queen. Boris Johnson has already cancelled himself. Yeah, but, you know. Why is I'll send him down deeper?

I'd ask her about Kirstama. Okay. I'd ask her, um... No. George Bush, you know? James House says this. Maybe, I've said this, like, recently, but this is like the new worst question I've ever asked on JAR. Okay.

Who would the cast of Madagascar be as Seinfeld characters? Alternatively, who are JAR as Seinfeld? I think James is Jerry, Jim is Elaine, Alex is George, Randy as Kramer due to his love of the N-word. I think the main reason I screencat this was because of their fucked up. Yeah, that's like beyond wrong. That's so...

Why is James Jerry? Yeah, James isn't Jerry. No. James is Kramer, George. Mm-hmm. A nice mixture. Yeah. No, that's just...

I guess I'm Georgia Lane. Which two am I, then? You're just, um, Newman. I'm just Newman. Okay, fair enough. GGG-375 has one for James. Last summer, James brought up the manga Berserk and how good it is. Since hearing his recommendation, I've read the entire manga, watched the 1997 anime,

and the trilogy of films on Netflix. James, what is your favorite arc of the series? And what are some other manga you'd recommend? Do you read manga often? No, don't read manga often. I don't have the time. Why you'd just berserk then? Just because it's the sickest. Yeah, it's pretty. Tell the truth, James. No.

What? Move along. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Got two more here. penultimate one from a better Cancelope 19. Hello jar boys. Oh don't worry, it's just Amazon. I've been re-watching old cast and I'm particularly interested with your

discussions on drugs. My question is, other than weed and alcohol, what are the boys' thoughts on other drugs such as LSD and shrooms? I've personally had incredible experiences with both and I'd love to hear your opinion. I've not experienced anything other than weed.

And it's very unlikely that I will experience anything other than weed. I'm okay with LSD shrooms as long as you're taking them healthy. You know, you go to Amsterdam, whatever, and you're not having some really dodgy shit. You know, drugs should be absolutely

legal. There should be no criminalisation for drugs at all. I just don't... I don't see the appealing the psychoactives, what are they called? Psychedelics. Psychedelics like those because it's like I don't want to experience that.

even though it's like people have life-changing shit hags doing them it's like I'm okay not like I'm really contented I'm really happy in life and it's like I don't feel like I need to yeah if you don't feel like you need to there's no reason to feel like you should

they're the only kind of drugs I am like curious in it's like psychedelic type stuff I don't care about like cocaine is this night there's nothing good about doing cocaine. There's no like cool thing about it. Yeah, I'm not really interested in any of that. Well, for me there's

kind of two major things I care about and it's how pure slash clean is the stuff and like two, what does it do to you? But I don't think there is a guide of what it will do to you because every single person reacts differently to it. Yeah,

that's where you've got to be responsible if you are thinking about fucking with this kind of stuff. And it's like you want to do it in a situation where you're not being influenced into it because if you if you don't if you're like peer pressured yeah because if you do that shit you are going to have a terrible time and it could fucking hurt it could ruin you and hurt you and that's what you want to avoid yeah with like lSD and shrooms if uh like say if i just wanted to try to ruin your life right just make you take a bunch of shrooms and then like scare you while you're you know like if i was like if i was like

yeah, I'm going to be your trip sitter and then, like, try and freak you out or something. Yeah, which people do. You can just get, like, straight up, like... Trauma. Trauma, yeah, from that. So you've got to respect it. Isn't it also LSD, where if you do it repeatedly,

like, in a year, you can fucking destroy your brain? Like, the guy... LSD isn't. Ah, ecstasy, yeah, it's like the guy all gas no breaks. Uh? It's like, if you do it, like, more than two or three times in, like, a year, you can, like, fuck with your... serotonin levels permanently.

Yeah, it's risky. It's like you've really got to be in a good environment to do it, and I'd always suggest that. Like Amsterdam, I guess. If you're going to go Amsterdam, because you can buy that there. That is a good opportunity to get some quality stuff that you're not going to ruin yourself on. But it's important just being around the white people.

It's like if you want to do it, do it. There's no drug stigma here in this house. Any thoughts, bro? Yeah, man. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I try the odd thing, but, like... I don't feel like I'm in any rush to... Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not, like, gagging for this shit right now. Yeah. I just, under the right circumstance, I'd probably be like... Yeah. Mm-hmm. But it would have to be the right circumstance, though, you know? Gobi 52 says, hello, Joe. This is a question for Jim.

I've just started playing Dark Souls One remastered, and I'm having to grind. Sorry, having a grand old time so far. You don't have to grind. You're doing that game. Do you have any tips or tricks or strategies you would like to reveal to the jaillings? Love the cast and all three of you boys. I'll be a pussy.

Be a pussy. Yeah, be a pussy. What do you mean? I've been asked this question multiple times and every time I answer it, it's a different answer. Play it. Yeah, yeah, no, that is the answer. It's like, is that not like, because the nature of the game is that you have different builds

you can create different builds those builds are how you like to play the game what if you're someone who's just playing it and struggling with it there are certain builds that surely make some things easier things harder I don't know I haven't played Dark Souls 1 just like take it slow

How do you feel about on the advice of looking up like guides and shit. My first play-through of Dark Souls 1 was fully guided. Because I was intimidated and I, like, if that's how you need to get into these types of games, like user guide, because it does make it easier and it takes away that pressure. It helps you learn the systems because it's just like, oh, do this and then once you do it, you're like, oh, that, I know how why I did that is it helped in this reason. Yeah, like I was mega intimidated by the game.

So if you're feeling intimidated, use a guide. Like, whatever. But if, I assume you're not based on the way the question was framed. But I mean, even me giving advice is like, some people would say that's spoiling it. Like, the point is that you're meant to figure out for yourself. But I, I don't think that mindset makes sense for Dark Souls. It's like built into the game A way of people awkwardly communicating to each other

Through those funny messages on the floor Like it's meant to be a community thing Where like So surely the advice should just be Don't give up Have fun, enjoy it Yeah Yeah don't give up and take it slow

Enjoy the process And if it pisses you off like To an extreme Look at a guide Because it is possible To like go the wrong way and not know that you've gone the wrong way. Any final words?

Don't play Dark Souls. Only play Dark Souls, too. Only play a Ballin' Wonder World.