JAR Media Posdact - speak MINE - JARCast Episode 364

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:10 Housekeeping 09:56 Spoiler Conversation 17:32 Alex Spotted Something Weird in 'The Proposition' 21:12 Interesting Car Loophole 27:42 Pawnee needed therapy for the eternals being a bad movie 36:18 Midbreak 37:17 Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League Mess (Spoilers) 39:49 Question Segment: Do British Websites Use Biscuits? 40:13 What does Bear Bear stand for? 41:12 The Unfortunate Rabbits 54:44 Gooner Writes In 56:06 Living Outside the UK 1:07:09 James' Side of Unty Zula 1:09:40 Halo Infinite Final Thoughts 1:12:40 One More Metal Gear Spoiler

Yeah Oh Bloody hell, everybody You okay crock Sorry, it's just that Khorok way of being What else could I be? What else has a leaf on its head? Pickman

You are a pickman Just everything Nintendo has a leaf on its head What colour pickman are you? Alex is the yellow one Really? Yeah what do you think jim i think you're the red one hmm it's the red one the red one's got like the elfie is right

the red one's like the normal one yeah and you are the most normal i'm pretty normal i'll give you that relatively well good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen of the jury i gotta stop saying that it just feels preparing it feels like yeah i'm i'm studying the bar right now what okay so when so So when you do get called off for jury duty? Is it guilty or non-guilty? You've got to already make your choice before you can go in. I'm going to be guilty even if it's...

Even if they're nothing. Because you can very easily find out what crime you're going to witness, like, because you can actually see what is happening that week. So you can actually see it's like, oh, this guy murdered seven people. You can know you can find out. But the likelihood is you won't get something cool. like that. Cool.

Yeah, you'll get something lame, like someone who... Do you really want to be doing joy duty on like a serial... Yeah. I don't... I don't... I've obviously never been to courts, but don't they, aren't they like, oh yeah, this is what this person does, this is a footage of what they've done. Well, it depends if there's evidence. The less evidence, the more interesting. That's when you get discussion.

Debates. Really, yeah, and you get like Saul Goodman pulling his shenanigans. Mine would be for something really sensitive. Like I'd want to go there and be like guilty to the silliest crime. Something that shouldn't even be a crime. Yes, it's just like guilty. You'd be that one guy, there's a, the jury's like 12 people, 11 of them. All lining up perfectly, you're like...

If you get like free sandwiches or something... Yeah. Might get a cheese sarny out of this. Well, no, but you know, obviously you can't, your work can't refuse it. But the amount of money they pay you for doing it is like, yeah. is like, yeah, just kill yourself. It's financially easier to kill yourself that week than to go do your jury service.

They'll pay like £30 for the week. So you're basically financially fucked by doing your jury service. Boom. Nice. Well, this is JARCAST episode 364. I'm my host Alex, joined by Jim and James. Just like every year a week.

Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the Jal Media patrons over a Patreon. They make the audio version of the show possible. supporting that RSS feed getting their names read out on the first or second week of each month like we did last episode

so get in on that here the craziness I want to go through the housekeeping segment I don't know I just got to say that there was some good comments last episode but sometimes they suck sometimes they're garbage but every now and again they're like

ooh making me chuckle making me giggle you know that's very pug of our comment section I would agree with you on that it's definitely very... Well done commenters. But not any pog.

The poggers from the Lexus advert. Poggers! Is there really a Lexus advert that said? I showed you, yeah, the Super Bowl Lexus advert, I'm pretty sure. They had some game montires and this girl was like, poggers! I'd forgotten about that. Disgusting.

Like, don't drop your... No, it's not. It makes me think of those League of Legend YouTube address. Oh my God. Oh, don't. move on now Cosmo 5330

says new greatest James quote dropped he hunts on my command yeah that was nice I agree yeah that was a good one the little shit

there are two here there are a package deal but I'll do them at the end of housekeeping but don't let me forget to go back to those user and then just a bunch of symbols

damn I clicked away from this because I legitimately thought Jim was going to be silent for the whole episode something about that made me so mad. He is one of my favorite men, and the idea of him sitting there silently for the whole podcast filled me with Kafkaesque rage. I'm so glad I came to this because it's one of the most awesome and freeing cast yet. Long live the bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear. It's the Italian waiter. Dain. And, uh, another one, uh, in regards to Jim from Argos, RB. Jim said, this. This,

this this cast get eaten by a shark the shark lives a day but teach a shark to fish team up yeah I kind of did say that do you like how did I not come up with that at the time do you not find do you want to be told the things you said do you like to be reminded of the things you said I didn't say that though if it's something awesome yeah like footnoted Oh, you didn't say that? Like, he's, um, what do you call it when, like, you say a bunch of stuff and someone kind of puts it in one sentence.

A footnote, uh, um, uh, interprets, round it up. I don't know, I've forgotten the word. No, but it's a word, yeah. And, um, in this regard, yes, I do like it. I think that's a good thing to say. Well, speaking of good things to say, Dibby Doses 7640 says, Alex Hiccuping, sorry for so long is the funniest thing to me it was so annoying so please don't do it

again it was messages from it was really annoying um well I did do it on purpose so I'm glad that it annoyed so don't do it again by real we had a brief conversation about eye styes and uh yep do we have the specialist the styologist no I left off the stylogist I didn't believe in but George George or in hand says I had a sty a month ago and it sucked My girlfriend had a sty over a year and a half ago And unlike mine She had to have hers fixed by a doctor eventually

Because it wouldn't go down Game on, Styler Durdens I've had two sties were moved I've had two No because they're either sties or they become cysts And cysts are when they're like I think I've got a cyst in my earlobe It comes and goes

Yeah um eye styes when you've got them really bad it's terrible because it grinds against your eyes it just irritates your eye constantly I thought that was the E equals MC squared guy Hey Hey Uh miniature Ranny said The Sing B conversation

Is maybe the worst job conversation Yeah You got a few of those to pick from So I don't know Yeah there's To be fair We've had a lot of S conversations So does the S and B

actually rank up there when we've like visually described our S. Just a couple more here before we go into the major topics. Artistic grass, 9-6-4 says, Hi, Alex. I'm not 100% sure why I left that random comment about your hair being down like long,

but I think I was suggesting that you'd look cool with much longer hair. Again, I don't know why I suggested this. I suppose I didn't stop to think that it'd actually be read out on the cast, although I have no idea what I was expecting really. So what this person is saying is they're trying to imply that Alex would look good with style hair. Not style.

What style? What's style? That's what's seen hair looks like cotton candy. No, that's not seen hair. Oh, that's seen hair, bro. That's not seen hair. That is definitely seen her. That's not seen hair, bro.

That's one hundred percent, that one million percent. I don't think it's seen here because Yeah, I remember all the scene YouTubers from like 2013, 2014 Um, most of them like cancelled now They all look like that. They had the exact same look. That scene look. It was scary.

Cotton candy-ass look. Maybe, maybe I'm thinking of the one scene. Which scene you're thinking of? I don't think of just emo. That emo long. That's scene. No, they're different. I don't think you can be an emo and scene. They're different, man. what did you say sorry

nothing what did you say he's discriminating against emo no why what's your problem I didn't say anything well I couldn't hear I was trying to find out what you said

because I didn't hear is that your Stanley Cup what it's my hydro flask yeah he doesn't get it he doesn't get it the football thing I don't go

do you get it do you get it Stanley Cups they got lead in they're the TikTok trend in the in them but what's the Stanley Cup that's the name of the brand

because they they're cheap mug they're cheap flasks so they're usually lead in the construction and you get lead poisoning it's the current meme okay I'm sorry this is meme chat TikTok kids right

this is the last two for housekeeping but I wanted to put it here silo are off because someone was getting upset okay last episode they were getting we have to have a conversation about spoilers okay so if you're concerned I can't even preface it because I don't even know

which metal gears you're spoiling two I didn't actually screenshot the comment that was angry about you spoiling Metal Gear Solid 2 but there were a few comments about it like this one from Jamper returns. Can we get a weekly segment where Jim and James

described Metal Gear events and characters to Alex? I've played the games many times and it's the funniest thing to hear the plot explained without context and also Corrin 856 says how does Jamie feel about the fact Big pause Spoilers for Metal Gear Solid

4 right now Spoilers for Metal Gear Solid 4 if that's going to bother you I'm giving you a second Skip 45 minutes ahead And then make No, but just use the time

Cause and chill How does Jamie feel about the fact That the gay vampire Vamp gets revealed to not be a vampire But instead a nanomachine Enhanced Super Soldier In Metal Gear Solid 4 Um

I've never really put that much thought Into it. I don't think it was necessary to explain I think it was sick as a vampire You prefer him as a vampire? You prefer him as a vampire? higher than a nanomachine son. Yeah, because you...

Look at him. Oh! You tell her, she created a little hole in your jeans? She's ruining my gene. No, but she's cute. Go on James. No, not my bonus trousers. No, but on the vamp thing.

Do the nanoschines allow him to bite people and spread an infection through... No, no. He's immortal through the mano machines. You can't kill him and he drinks blood, I guess. But why does he drink blood? Because he's... Have you seen him?

He's... He served. I haven't seen him. It's because he's bisexual. Yeah. He serves. That explains it. I don't think it was necessary.

Like, because there's like a bee guy in Metal Gasolid 3. There weren't nanomachines in the 60s. Yeah, he controls bees. He controls. Jason Statham's the beekeeper. He controls bees. Yeah, and you've got to fight bees. There's also, um...

Oh shit, it's a spoiler. What? You can't spoil it, but you. fight the B, man. Well, no, that's fine. He's the first one of, I've actually forgotten the name of the team. Did you want to mention this spoiler thing?

Because it's personally something I grapple with and think about a lot in terms of when is it okay, when's it not okay? Yeah. I've mentioned to you, and I've mentioned on the cast before, like this, the first time it really came to the forefront from me was when I spoiled of mice and men in a video I did.

Like, just a one sentence offhand reference, and people got upset in the comments about spoiling. The classic novel of Mousa Men. I'm so, well, I can kind of see both sides from certain... Yeah, it's... So, I went, when, when I was first informed that I'd spoil Metal Gear Solid 2, at first I was like, really? This game came out in, like, 2004 or something. Yeah.

was like eight years old um but at the same time i i didn't play the game until it had been out for like 10 plus years yeah and i think i would have been a bit bummed out if if it had been spoiled for me happen to be listening to something so i'm sorry if i spoiled it um but at the same time i i don't really get annoyed when like if someone if i if something get spoiled on youtube for me like i'm listening to a podcast or i'm watching a video and something kind of

out of nowhere just spoil something i'm interested in that i haven't experienced for myself yet i don't really get annoyed at the person it's like yeah i think it depends on the context depends on yeah and if it is a 20 year old game then

yeah maybe it's not entirely my fault. If it's the brand new movie, the brand new game that's out. Yeah, yeah, that's different. That feels like a bit more egregious. I think it's more of an expression of annoyance, you know? Yeah. Like that's how it would feel. There's different kinds of spoilers like that too. Like there are there are movies where in one sentence you can like spoil the movie and take out like the whole umph. But there are also other ones. where it's like, well, it's more about the journey anyway, so it really matters.

I guess in regards to that, obviously, in the same episode, I talked about Neal Automata. Yeah. And obviously, I've not had that game spoiled for me. It's been out seven years. But having played it, it's not about the spoilers, the big twist. It's about the journey, and it's the... Yeah, the full picture of it. Yeah, so obviously, I don't want to spoil that game for people, but...

I do get it, but at the same time, we can't control every single. single time we talk about anything to ensure you don't get spoilers. It's like almost, you know, the game is 20 years old. Yeah, and I think there is an expiry date. There is. These days, I'd say the expiry date is like one year. Yes. You know, then it's kind of free game.

You know, you're, if you haven't experienced that thing within a year, then sorry. Like, you, yeah, what is the statue of the nature of shorts and stuff? Like, you're going to, because Metal Gear has been in my shorts recently, because they recently re-released all the, like, one, two, and three. So all this stuff about them has been popping up. And, like, if I'd never played them and this release came out, and I thought, oh, I'll pick that up, next sale. And then you start getting all these shorts, which are spoiling things.

It's not really their fault. It's just all this information that people have had for so long. And now they can talk about the thing they love. Yeah. But at the same, yeah, it's like the current thing. It's like, if you're going out of your way, to avoid all social media all everything when something new has come out

and if if that's the period when you're going to see spoilers so if you go out of your way to avoid them then over the next year you don't watch it if you get a spoiler at the end of that year you can't really blame the people you blame yourself as annoying as it still is

it's still annoying but you've got to realise that I'm genuinely sorry if I spoil about with your solid at all for you because those games but there also there is a distinction between the people there is that group of free enjoy spoiling things they have this weird like power thing about it you know they have the spoiler and they know they can ruin the others enjoyment with it

um I feel like they're at the top of the we need to I hey I did I I I'm guilty of charge I did it once okay I did it once I learned my lesson it was pretty funny yeah it was it was incredibly funny because they got so angry I don't remember what you're referencing I don't know Dom's deaf and oh shit spoiler Yeah

You didn't say what it was from So it's funny That's funny Yeah Dom's death from Fast and Furious I have three things I want to bring up to you guys First one a short one A small one

I watched this West Then a few days ago Called the Proposition Okay It was fine I only watched it because I'm trying to find all this Behind the scenes

Red Dead 2 stuff, right? And one of the things I found was a cast interview where they were each being asked like, oh, what's some of your favorite westerns? What are things that inspired your performance or whatever? And, yeah, I wanted to mention this film, The Proposition from 2006 or something I think it was.

I don't have much to say about the movie. Aside from this really distracting thing that stood out to me, the opening credits are in the OG jar font. No way. So distracting. to me. Oh my god.

That critic font, you know, the nostalgia critic font. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I've never been pulled out as much from a film from just a font choice, maybe outside of the occasional comic sands or something. How do you feel about like Avatar's font? Because that was a fan. The papyrus. In like year seven, he used to write my essays in papyrus.

Really? Yeah. That's also another good example of distracting font. use, I would say, the papyrus avatar thing. I guess I can't relate. I don't care about fonts. I've never cared about fonts.

You could show me something. No, but like, it's such an important part in like a movie if you have your title sequence. You know, if you got this elaborate James Bond, you know, casino royale's like animated and it's got all these graphics and stuff and then you put Comic Sans text with the next.

Yeah, that's it's going to take out. It won't hear it. But that's kind of like a bigger piece of a whole puzzle. Like, I wouldn't recognize that it's comic sands. No, you must. I think you would, bro. I don't know. I don't think, I can't even picture what it looks like.

If I see comics sands everywhere, it's like if you do the greatest marketing in the world and use comic sands, I'm not buying it because it's me, you're using comic sands. That's like, comic sands is completely unacceptable. Why? It's comic sands. it's like it's very nursery it's very primary school very like you know for babies it's the baby font um

and what's so wrong with that nothing it's got his use case but putting it at the start of james bond would be a little bit funny well yeah no i mean obviously if uh if it doesn't fit then i i will think well that's weird It just makes it seem lower quality. Yeah. And maybe I would note, like, being the avid nostalgia critic watcher that I am, maybe I would have recognized.

There are certain fonts who pick up and notice, yeah. Yeah. Did it have the, the, him holding the gun on the eye, whatever, as well? It's shot for shot, pretty much, yeah. I don't think I could ever be, like, a graphic designer or something. it's very difficult well yeah but also I don't see it you know could have a certain eye I suppose yeah yeah it's a whole skill set to it yeah that's why I like it in a lot of movies and things the whoever design the title credits will

normally get their own shout out really that own credit yeah their own credit wow so yeah so yeah that's kind of a self-sustaining site or artistry to it in and of itself um so i have a car thing i want to bring up to james if you can expand if you know about this you must know about this in some form if it's if it has if it if it rotates usually i know i know something about it uh do you know anything about this concept of the inheritance taxi um well like the way i found this was someone just posted a picture on like a car subreddit. Yeah.

Typical London things, it said with like a basic Volkswagen, but it has a custom license plate. The custom license plate being 25K. 25K. 25K. Yep. So I'm looking at this picture. I'm like, why are people posting this?

What's the big deal? And someone said in the comments, can someone please explain this to me because I'm from another country, thanks. to which someone replied and I found very interesting if true in the UK it's legal to trade in number plates license plate in America and you can register custom numbers very in-demand numbers can go for thousands of pounds 25-0 is the current record holder for its recent sale

fetching close to half a million pounds so we can assume that 25K is also worth a lot of money however the number plate is currently registered to this very cheap car when you inherit a car you inherit the number plate but there's a loophole where you don't have to pay the inheritance tax

on the number plate just the car when the owner sells the number they'll need to pay capital gains tax but it's a way to park pun intended money without paying taxes while it's not doing anything oh yes

I've never considered the actual inheritance like asset moving yeah but it does make sense because you do see a lot of crazy scary number plates on cars that are, you know, 50-pound on Facebook marketplace. Yeah, because I've wondered that.

I've seen that. I've seen these, like, really, like, license plates like that on cars where it doesn't match them. I'm like, what? Because it's never... So they're saving money with a license plate? Yeah, because then they... It's like a crazy loophole to pay less tax. So let's say you've got half a million pound number plate, but it's on a 200-pound car.

If you inherit the 200-pound car, you're paying the inheritance tax on a 200-pound car, not the half a million-pound number plate that's attached to it. so when you sell them how they're not like license plate gangs in London now should we start that that seems like a no brain

it just run around taking the license no because you need the paperwork hmm you need to prove just keep them for your kids put it in your will

no but you can't because you don't have the legal white for the number plate yeah but you hide it and then the records run out and no because they'll print a new number plate

and put it back on their car yeah I suppose that's how they got it in the first but then they got to double their money yeah yeah I didn't have any real takeaway from it I just thought it was great no that is interesting because it's like the the UK the standard UK number play is year of manufacturers like MJ 54 being the first half of 2004 and then just generic numbers on the back whatever auto designated ones it's when you see the ones that like three or four digits only that that's when you're getting to get money you know they're actually custom yeah

Well, I think it's ridiculous that people pay that money for them. Oh, number plates are crazy. It's like the whole point, though, isn't it? If it's a scat, yeah, yeah. It's not enough that I have a 100K Ranger, but I've also got the 100K plate on. Plate. Because I think it's a classest thing in the UK is everyone who has money likes private plates. Yeah.

Everyone likes having their initials, their date of birth and then some of a... It's a status symbol. It is. It absolutely, everyone I know has private plates. I hate private plates. I'm a hater. but I actually saw one recently I saw on Facebook and it was just like a bitch

and it was ADHD as fuck and it was on a Ferrari unless it's our 5V and Z I'm not interested I like... Yeah I like that I pay good money because there's certain numbers because they change the law and private plates to stop people writing melons or boobs

you know the tarts yeah so there's certain numbers of certain ears which are really desirable but I just like it when people have spent a lot of money to make a number plate that looks funny. Yeah. That, like, we, we live in a town with the number plate, Nibber.

Yeah, yeah, that's true. Nibber. On a cool car as well. On a really cool car, but there's, in our town, there's the Nibber Nissan and the, the, the fighter BNWIA, it's like the most, like, it's fight,

F, F-I-8. That's the lamest one I've ever seen. Yeah, no, but you know that person is like really hyper-masculine, like, actually, like, there's someone to prove. Yeah, well, the person who has nib on a Nissan's, like, The car's shit and it's got nibble one.

So it's like... It's a really cool car. It's a fire. It's anissa. But no. The Dyson's plate thing is, yeah, I see it. Yeah, if you had to choose one word like fight. What would be your dream number play?

Like, what would it be? What's got to be something with an eye in it? Birth. Birth, yep. Why I? Because it's got to have I-8 in it because it's a BMW I-8. Maybe it doesn't have to be a BMW I-8. Like, your dream number,

But that's why it's fight. Yeah, yeah. With an A. But I'm not talking in hyperfetical, any number plate. What would you have? Oh, okay. Like your fight. What's your fight?

My fight. Um, do I get to choose the car as well? Yeah, you can pick a car and pick a plate than the car. No, but the car does make a huge... Yeah. What about like, sting? Clean. Spiker.

poison eviscerate what about five night five night yeah yeah you could have a fleet chika bonnie the other ones

yeah you could get your car wrapped in five nights freddie rap yeah bonny rap maybe speaking of the bonny rap before we head to the question segment in the second

half for something I need to tell you guys, a Guardian article came out about Kamail Njioni. Kamail Njiani reveals he needed therapy after bad reviews for Eternals. The 2021 Marvel Blockbuster's poor reception was, quote, really, really hard and down to some weird soup in the atmosphere, the actor said on a recent podcast. The actor Kamail Njiani has said that bad reviews for eternals, Marvel's little loves 2021 blockbuster affected him so deeply he started seeing a therapist. Speaking on Michael Rosenbaum's

podcast inside of you, the actor said the reviews were bad and I was too aware of it. I was reading every review and checking too much. Eternals features a group of immortal aliens who emerge from hiding after No, no, no, no. Kum, you didn't watch my review,

did you? I was there for you. You're not one guy there for him. Yeah. Nunchiani undertook many months of fitness and dance training to prepare for the role His physical transformation attracted much heat on social media in the run-up to the film's Releases But critics were lukewarm on the final film with the Guardian's Peter Bradshaw saying There are some nice touches and attracted new diversity worn lightly

But this is an underpowered and uncertain film It was really really hard said Njiani because Marvel thought the movie was going to be really really well reviewed So they lifted the embargo early and put in some fancy movie festivals and they sent it on a big global tour to promote the movie right as the embargo lifted Njiani said the unfortunate timing was heightened by the press tour taking place during the COVID pandemic I think there's some weird soup in the atmosphere for why that movie got slammed so much and I think not much of it has to do with the actual quality of the movie he said It was really hard and that was when I thought it was unfair to me and unfair to my wife Emily and I can't approach my work the same way anymore. Some shit has to change. So I started counselling. I still

talked to my therapist about that. Emily says I do have trauma from it, he continued. We actually just got dinner with somebody else from that movie and we were like, that was tough, wasn't it? And he was like, yeah, that was really tough. I'm sorry, man. That's fucking funny. Come on. Come on.

No, come on. You can't be in a crap, boring shit film. And then pulled the trauma card. Yeah. No, this is great. I'd give this to the rock for Southland Tales before I'd give it to Camille for this shit, man. He wasn't even bad in the movie. He was probably one of the redeeming factors of the movie.

He was fine. It's also, I know, like, suffering is relative and these things are relative. But it gets to a certain point where it's like, just shut up. Honestly, shut up. What do you mean? Like, we should just lie to you and

say we like the film, so we don't hurt your feelings. Yeah, it's like, what do you mean? There's something in the air. There was nothing in the air The movie is just trash It's just a failure It just doesn't work It's milk

It's the most milk toast movie I disagree It's not the most milk toast Marvel movie No, Marvel's is that It's just yeah It's like the whole Just the feeling of that movie

The feeling of holding in your pee for that Why did you hold in your pee That's on you I like to not pee when I go to the same? No, that's on you. I definitely didn't hold my pee. There are certain movies where one I'm watching... No, you did. I'm going to go pee. You did. I probably peed like five times.

I think you did. Chugged the extra large... Those free guy breaks, yeah. And bought another one after peeing. I just, I don't know, man. There's something very... I'm sure you work hard on it. You've definitely trained your body or whatever.

But also, I'm pretty sure. sure on that note i could be wrong on this but i'm pretty sure i've read that like no one asked him to do that no he wanted to be the one to be steroid roided for it because like even when you like you read the script like there's nothing about his character there's nothing that requires him to be that level of shredded at all so like no he just wanted to have the marvel touch he just wanted to have the bodmod moment and it clearly like was good for his PR like it was everywhere at the time like the shirtless picture of him and like well got us on his case for a while yeah yeah yeah I was still there

If I was men in black Yeah Don't lie Bornie Yeah I just thought Yeah I don't know if he was misquoted

From the podcast Or if it's been written up To be more silly than it is But it's It's very It's a goofy Goofy Way of explaining this

You know Yeah It's like Oh What you really want us to be Like Crying over your millions of dollars And your

Your mum movie yeah it's not like in a marvel movie yeah it's not like that's the only film he's been in and he's like disappear he's like no he's pretty well ingrained in hollywood he was in men black yeah he was just a migration that just came out like i think you're gonna be right camille yeah and you'll probably be in another like they'll make another eternals but also when when you sign up for a marvel movie surely you know you're not making like the godfather i get yeah i guess they must get like like whipsed up into this whole like if everyone if everyone on the set every all the

producers and everyone's like this is man marketing saying this is going to be yeah yeah and this is that's kind of fascinating if they were like let's let's put it out in these uh trying times uh well these movie like festivals and yeah yeah it's what it's the same that happened to indiana jones well like it must have had some level of confidence these These producers that are so far up there in asses, they can't, like, see what... But if that festival route doesn't work out, it's extra embarrassing because it's months and months before the film's coming out proper. Right. So then you're just stuck with this, like, really bad meta score or whatever.

Um, and that's all the, like, presses. But I... I don't know how you can make a movie like Eternals and think that it's good. You know, surely you have some sort of objective. Maybe from that actor's perspective, maybe they're filming more that's late and not. Do you think the director's going to be more? Do you think the director thought, like watching, you know when George Lucas, there's the famous clip of him watching The Phantom Menace? Yeah.

And gone too far and a few places. Yeah, you can tell that he knows it's trash. But it's too late. It's too late. How can't they all do that? you know it's almost like the inverse problem instead of it being like everything was building until this one moment where george lucas watched it's like every single step is watched by like 50 george lucases who were like approving everything and it's like by the time you get to the end thing it's like george lucas ain't even there to be found anymore you know yeah what are we talking about i don't know but i like it Yeah, so get the Eternals on 4K Blu-ray before the EMP. Yeah, before Kumail gets really sad and starts crying.

Yeah, we got to pay for Camel's therapy by buying Eternals on BlueRae. Your Patreon donations go straight to his therapy fund. We're going to spend the Patreon money on porny merch on Eternals merch so we can try and fund counselling for Camel. There it is. Pawnee. Is you up there? Always watching over.

He's got like a samurai outfit I guess Is that right Just like a samurai What can you remember about men in black international I remember thinking What's her name In it The main character

What Chris Hemsworth No the main character Oh The uh the Thor woman Yeah I remember thinking she was doing a really bad American accent. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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the Joker. I'm Joker a little bit not normal. I'm a little bit different Joker from Dimension 3. Remember me from that run that really was bad? What do you think of people being upset that Batman

get shot in the head. Um, I think it's a bad scene. I haven't seen the whole thing. Yeah, Holly Quinn is like, I'm gonna shoot you in the head, Batman. I am not if my fucking... Yeah. Looks pretty good. Yeah.

And Brainiac injects. Brainiac injects. you know you know like how they beat Superman like spoilers they shoot him right they shoot him with kryptonite bullets really yeah oh that makes so much sense

how crazy is it that they in this time they could have made like two more Batman games with Kevin Comory I know shocking but no they um they're getting back to Have you seen, because the Flash is in that game, have you seen that,

it's been like meme to shit now, but some, some fan, I guess, of the Flash, like, on Unreal Engine was like, this is my Flash game, idea. And, like, he shows the Flash, like, running. And it, like, looks hilarious. It's kind of the Sonic problem, you know, where it's like, humans have reaction times. Yeah. Um, so how are you gonna trick the super speed? Hmm.

Hmm. There are ways of getting that feeling, though. Yeah, like Spider-Man, does it? Gets the speed. Yeah, I feel like that's more, that's one of the best things about Spider-Man. Perfect for every medium. Mm-hmm, true. You know?

He's just so kinetic, yeah. Batman, kind of the same. And, um... It just slots in. I'd say... King-Go from a theater. internals as well is pretty flexible

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huh? Eh? That's always the risk I guess your bunny ken has gone I'm sorry to hear it's not the fox's fault it's just being nature it's just being nature

I got I learned something not to put rabbits down I learned something disturbing about rabbits that in captivity they live about the same amount of time as a golden retriever oh wow it doesn't seem fair does it no that doesn't seem why um why they less due life um I'd say they're less due life because uh are you saying the Paises should live longer Yes

What What Why? Now that's my question Why do you think A golden tribute should But I know the reason why Why? That she doesn't

Why? Because With mammals like that size Isn't it The smaller they are Your perspective here's wrong No the smaller they are The shorter they live typically

No no the small dogs live much longer than marshals. No, no, but typically across the animal kingdoms. Yeah. Like when you buy a gerbil, how long do you expect that to live? Like a day?

No, but it's different. It's different, though, because when they're domesticated, that completely changes their lifespan as well. Do you think cats were living to be like 20 years old? Like in... I know, they're in edge case because they're so

O.P. in the animal kingdom. Um, your perspective's wrong, though. It shouldn't be about making animals live longer. Should we be making about humans live shorter. We live too long. People live past 100. That's too long. I'm going to say it.

60's too old. People are going to be living in continuum soon. Yeah, that's why we need to stop it now. Okay, here's a question. Get to 80. You get your brain scan to live forever, right? So a version of you lives forever. Which version would you prefer to be?

The version that experiences continuity, like, from you dying and then you continue on, or the version of me that just dies. The version of me that just dies, those memories would be more pure because I had a limited time span. The longer you experience, the more your memories mean nothing, because you've experienced too many. But, like, you'd still get to live that bit, and that person would still die. But you'd get to just, like, kind of see it all. You've burned ever so brightly, why? So you're, like, taking the baton sort of thing, you know, if you pick the other one.

But, like, experientially, for you, you've just continued. So you have all the memories of the person who died? Yeah. Yeah, I probably say that then. You want to live forever. Yeah. Called it. That's so egotistical.

Why? Why's that egotistical? You want yourself to live? Yeah. Well, like, if you look at, like, our lives as experience, yes. It's kind of a bummer if the experience just ends. No, because that's why the experiences are good.

That's why the experiences are in your mind, and that's why you think back on them positively, because you know the whistle end. You know that there's a limited man. But, like, there would be an end to the actual you. Yes. And you being the copy would know this, but you get to experience everything.

But those memories will mean. less. Not to the one who died. That other one still dies. Yeah, but that's what, yeah, and his, those memories mean something to him because he's now died. Yeah, but it...

Wait, so if, if someone took a copy of your brain, you died but put the copy, the backup of your brain into this new body. Yeah. Are those memories less important, not when it happens. So when... But you're saying like a hundred years,

down the line. Yeah, that person's not going to think of my the my sensitive sentimental memories because they've experienced 200 plus years on top of that. So my memories become nothing. So I'd rather be me and have my memories and my sentimentality through my 80 years because then they're going to be powerful to me. So I'd rather die at that point than have my memories turn to nothing. Then they become more of nothing if they die when you die.

No, because I die with my memories being happy. the person who's living... Yeah, but there are no memories then? Well, yeah, because I'm dying. Yeah, we get that. Because you're dead. Yes, I know, but that, that those memories have meaning to me because I've experienced them.

So when I die... They don't have meaning to you anymore because you're dead. Yeah, but that's fine because I'm dead. I'm dead, so it's fine. What about if there was like a... If hypothetically the technology existed to be able to pass your memories on to, like, your child or something? No, because then I'm... No, that's messed up.

That is messed up. No, it's like Avatar. Yeah, no Yeah You like all sink with the tree And you're all got the same shit That's got its own weird Like messed up

Yeah Because that's also No I like it I got a panda off weed I wouldn't want I don't mind that I think everyone is like a hive mind Like everyone's sharing information

Everyone's sharing each other's Memories and experience Would be a good thing Yeah But we're talking about communism here We're not Let's go back to the brain Not a communist.

Yes, it is. Let's go back to the 200-gian hymaphethical. It's sci-fi. Communism. Yeah. What Alex is saying is that the less individuality, the better. conformed. I like my individuality.

That's not what I'm fucking saying. I like my individuality, and I like that fact that I'm going to... Individuality doesn't exist. I'm going to die at 80. I see the human race as like a multicellular or... organism, right? Like, policemen are just white blood cells.

Do you know what I mean? What? Think about it. I'm not thinking about it. Yep. But anyway, I'd rather die at 80 than 200. That's what I'm saying. No, but then that's dumb.

Why is that dumb? Why, like, if you cap it at 200, then, like, those memories still are valuable. It's only when it gets to ridiculous numbers. No, no, I guarantee you. If I guarantee you, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, year 250, the memories of you as a kid when you were 10, they ain't gonna be on your mind. I'm sorry, but we know that's true.

Come on. Why do they need to be on your mind? Well, because they're your memories. Your memories make who you are. What about your memories? Your experiences forge who you are. What about? You're not going to be the same person if you've experienced two-jured.

Ah, so you are a determinist. You can't leave it back around to that. Come the fuck on. No, you're not going to be the person you are. But that's just like true, right? Like, someone who lives to 80 is going to have more, I guess just more of a life. Like, you've experienced more time, right? But also, like, when, when a 40-year-old gets early onset dementia, do they stop being that person?

Well, that's a more serious discussion, but I've seen dementia, dementia's half. and yeah it kind of it does it does watch the person out from inside out it's horrifying and I do think that the reason it affects so many people as in the people who witness it is because you're seeing the death of someone but you're not seeing the death of their physical form you're seeing the death of their mind and you're seeing the death of who they are and that's why it fucks everyone up because it's horrible to see but can you say they are not them anymore no because the scaphing is part of them is still there so you do see them at times and that's what it makes it even more horrible because you're seeing this person you know and then the next second they don't know you who you are but I mean

looking at it more like insularly at yourself yeah if I get dementia I want one of you to blow my brains out there and then so that is the most like you're fucking out of fucking turn I don't want dementia man yeah I don't blame you

it's horrifying but no I I think the memories and whatnot and what your experience is part of who you are. It's certainly important. If you elongate your lifespan, you're not going to be the person you were. But people living like 500 years ago, like, we're pretty old. By those terms. Do you think they lived more valuable lives because they were shorter? I'm not going to make the obvious joke.

What's the obvious joke? They didn't know in a capitalist society, really. no worse I can't much worse I can't I can't I can't

I can't say because I didn't experience those times I the relative that's it's just not relative to me because it's just like such a different way of existence

but like just thinking about it okay so what would you prefer like yeah because I do get what you're saying it's like the

The brightest flame burns for the shortest amount of time. Yes. Roy. Roy from, um, smash bros. Roy. Yeah, Roy from my favorite movie, Smash Bros. Fade Warner. That clip will be true in 10 years.

What clip? Yeah, Roy from my favorite movie, Smash Bros. What James just said? My favorite movie, Smash Bros. Oh, yeah. Come on, fuck, shut up, shut up, it's not my favourite movie No, it will be in 10 years It won't be, in 10 years, I'll be...

What if they had Deckard? To smash? No, he'll be in PlayStation Bat Warrior, whatever the fuck it was gone. Can they at least add K as well? He's DOSU. Fuck! No, I just, I don't know, I don't know.

It's that... I just want to live 200 years Unless it's like Unless I'm a fucking sick vampire That's the only reason I want to live long Yeah I pick a few thousand I mean at that point You might as well just do all of it

Do all of what All of time No I disagree No because then you end up like Dracula Because a few thousand is a bit different than 10 million No but I think you'd reach a point of such Enlightenment No you won't

You only reach a point of depression because then nothing means anything anymore. Yeah, but you can't die. Yeah, that's the problem. That's why it's depressing, because you can't die. But then you turn into beat-boot robot. The hardest part would be, like, at first, where everyone you've ever known and loved and cared about, like,

if the majority of people start becoming infinite. Oh, I wasn't interpreting it. It's not like you're the only person given this tech. You're the valiant person. I'm just thinking, like... Everyone is going to live a thousand years. Everyone is going to live. That would be great because that means you can be friend everyone in the world

because you'll just you'll be around those people for like a lifetime but I'm fucking bored of you know we've experienced a hundred years together I'm going Yeah You just like go to a different galaxy or something You got all of time Exactly that's why it's bad We've got trees that are thousands of years old

Do you think they're happy? Yeah I don't think so Why do they keep going then? That's the only purpose in my for him is to keep going. Yeah. That's ours.

Same, yeah. That's like the reason, yeah. It's not mine. Anyway, this is meant to be a question segment. I keep asking questions myself. Well, no, this is what people want. They want deep philosophical questions. No, they don't care.

If Jordan Biederson heard this, he'd probably cry. Beaterson. Beechers. He'd probably cry. He just wants to be eternal in the Goon Junt dungeon. Yeah. Yeah. How long do you think you would,

you would spend in the goon dungeon if you were an eternal being a thousand years you'd be in the sack being milked for a thousand years well what difference would it make at that point late are you edging for a thousand years or are you that's too much

if I was in hell that's what hell is it's just being in the slagging for a thousand years yeah well we've got a couple more here um this one

from Passenger Last 9107s is a bit interesting on the porn category from a few casts ago Oh no Oh no Femboy porn is actually Kind of fire

Part of its rise in popularity From what you can tell consides with the rise of only fans So some of the best Femboy porn is not free If I won the lottery

I'd watch so much Femboy porn man Just got to keep buying lottery tickets Femboy porn This is just a statement It's not question I wanted everyone to know

that. Yeah. I mean, good for you. Yeah, keep it just make sure you keep your bank account and shit. I think we should stop giving our opinions. We shouldn't have opinions. We shouldn't, we shouldn't tell other people what they should do. Yeah, we should. So it should just be like a round robin of like we just read their comments and never interject anything. No. And then just unless we agree. Oh, that's genius. We're like being oppressive to them. We're oppressive. No, we're being anti-oppressive. No, we're being oppressive. We're being affirmists.

No, we're not. We're actually ignoring all the things that we don't agree with. Say affirmists. Affirmists. Isn't that last bit weird? Affirmists. See? I'm going to call you a different type of is if you keep going down this.

Lushie says, Oh my God. Dear JAR Media. I've been living in Italy since. September of last year, working as an English assistant at high school. The experience has changed my life. However, it's not been without the odd bout of homesickness, made worse by the fact I have no internet,

so I'm quite cut off from my native UK culture. Thankfully, I've been able to download episodes of the cast at work to listen to when I get home. I was an on-again, off-again listener since 2016, and it wasn't until now that I've become a weekly listener. I wanted to say thanks for being there. Having the cast to listen to helps mitigate the anxiety of living in a completely different culture and trying to settle in. I don't know if this question has been asked before

but would you ever think of living somewhere other than the UK? How do you feel about learning a foreign language to settle into a country? Is it something you think you'd be able to do or just prefer staying in one place? Don't forget, rock on. I'm going to move to Kazakhstan. I can see you there.

I'm going back to my people to... Great to hear that this jarling is being supported by listening to a bunch of English Can't say that Beb, beep, beep Beep it Beep it

Um Talk about shit I'm so glad to hear And I hope you are actually enjoying Italy Just that little slice of home for you love Besides the missing your This shit of a country But no

Yeah I've thought about it Yeah, who hasn't? We're English. Yeah. We are an ex-being British is existing and then becoming an expat. Everyone becomes an expat because nobody wants to be here. It's either that or you become extremely xenophobic. And patriotic, yeah. I'm going to move to Dubai.

I don't know. I feel like I'd be more willing to move someone. somewhere that's English speaking. Yeah, that's the thing. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's not. It's like, I don't want to learn your stupid language. Exactly. Learn ours.

Everyone speaks mine. Learn mine. You want to move to a Yorker. Anywhere in Europe, basically. Anywhere, yeah. I speak mine. Yeah. You know?

Iceland. And... Yeah, you think someone from Belgium gets, like, that option. No. No. what are you going to speak Belgianese? I don't think so

you know exactly speak mine can we call this episode speak mine yeah I don't mind that speak mine which reminds me

I don't I don't for the record to answer the question I don't want to learn another language it's too much it's difficult

but it is nice it's nice being able to like someone mugs you off you can just drop the most foulest cancer worthy shit in my symbol, they don't know anything. You know?

Huh? I, like, if I don't know someone's being nasty, I'll just assume they're not, you know? It's also like, uh, I know what my brain is capable of thing, you know? I'm rooted in that Latin. Once, I don't know,

once for certain, dealing with different alphabets and symbols, I can't, I'm too dumb for that. I want to say this right now. these two are probably more likely to learn languages than I have, and I actually put effort in. I don't have an English brain.

That's my problem as I have an English brain. Yeah, so you can learn a language, you fuck. Yeah, I have, and it's called English, and it's my English brain. No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got the brain to be able to write letters and read things, and you have... In English, you have speaking and writing, comprehension skills, so make the fucking most of your non-maths brain

and learn a fucking language, could you could i have and i tried on it i'm literally stupid you have i know how to do numbers i know how to do numbers i know how to do numbers speak english or mostly won't i think that's the way to pick up yeah you got a baby it is but at the same time people are going to be better and there is the maths brain and the literature brain and the literature brain is very well at languages that is just fact i don't think world is that simple it is that simple it is that simple poor boy um

what language would you learn that if you could learn any language? Italian Spanish Roller No Oh a little baby wants a spaniomy Yes that's awesome Then I would know all the pastonyms Just by heart

That would be very very Hey get me some Conchiglione over here Conchiglione is the big shells Conchiglii is the big shells Conchigli Wigotoni, can I get some Wigotoni over here?

Hey, give me the rigatoni over here. Get me the Rigotoni over here. It was the Alphano Copa Gango. Yeah, give me the Alphano Capagango over here. I wouldn't learn... I feel like I'm already part of it. That's a learning Italian, to be so that. I would learn Russian.

Yeah? Because it's just like you can sound like the most... Scary. You can sound scary. As soon as you bring out that deep Russian voice, it's like you just want to be a... a boy that looks really cute and then you're pulling out the deepest washing like accent imaginable.

What, what language would you choose, Alex, other than Spanish? Hmm. Because that's for the conquistadors. What's like, or something like really useless? Greek.

Greeks call the French. Yeah. No, to be fair. I love that. There's certain things I'll dance around, but, like, France is fine. Like, just go on France, man. No, but you know, you know why fucking now. You know why, as we speak, there's free French guys in a room talking shit about the English.

They are doing it, and we are as well. It's fine. It's mutual. I feel like there's, yeah. Like, they've had their empires, we've had our empire. It's like, it's pretty fair, I feel like. When was our last war with France? It's on 1800s.

That's kind of recent We need more World War II was kind of recent You know World War II was mega recent But we were like buddies with them We need to bring like I was like squeezing my union jack

When I heard the The whole fishing thing By Jersey Island Yeah yeah Where like it was like Oh things are kicking off The French They're coming back

They're coming to take their crabs back Or whatever it was They're prawns I don't know Everyone was angry It was like come on conscription service get me in there

find me at the beaches you know that's it honest to God the Britain France like line you've drawn is so fucking thin

I don't I don't think a war between Britain and France should be fought with like guns though like live armour we need to be in armour

we need to be in like we need to be in like we need to be laser tag or something just food yeah like Nerf Like a Nerf war

No no no This is our chance to wipe out the French Well I mean I I wish our culture could have just Squashed theirs back But Anyway

To be fair I am I might be I might be going to France This year You say that about Every country Every

every year no I do have a very good plan to go to France this year extra British I've got a plan this year I'm going to go to France and it's going to Paris I'm not going to Paris

I'm not going to that shit so yeah it's like going to London London's better than Paris yeah London so what is Paris

is Paris like slough Paris is Swendon it's covered in poo but it's got like a really cool big tower it's covered in poo and cigarette smoke cigarette that I mean that's the good

bit there's no snails though why is there no snails pick them clean yeah they hate them all that's why all those French immigrants keep coming over taking our snails they took our fucking crabs

they take our crabs At some point, it's got to stop. Do you think you should, like, would you ever go to France? Yeah, I've been to France. It's nice. Yeah, I want to go to them. The music's good. The wine's good.

Yeah. The wine, the cheese, the bread. That accent is a lovely place. Do you think they say that about us, though? Do you think they go to England and they're like, and that's why we have to hate them? Yeah. you know

if you're going to hate me then I've got to hate you it neutralises that way even even the like landmass we're connected to hates us

you know which one the island and they're both they all of them we're not attached to Ireland we're attached to Wales

and Wales hates us Scotland hates us Scotland hates us Ireland hates us Devon hates us the north hates us yeah even England

hates England I mean, the South hates us Do you know who does hate us, though? The Australians. Yeah, they love us. That's true, actually. Americans love us. If you break it down, town by town almost, it goes like, yeah, England hates England, hates, England, hates England, hates, England, hates town, hates city, hates, you know, you know what I mean, like it's all...

Yeah, you can just constantly zoom in. It's like this blade of grass hates where. we just love it we love the drama we need it to like motivate us to do things yeah I know what you've just got it a little bit too good over there yeah or too bad so we can squash you like France

you've got that thing I'd quite like actually let's make up an excuse to go get thing do you know France would actually be the easiest country to overthrow because their own people would constantly do it well there's two more i want to do here um the penultimate one being for james from press start 14 now the eight years has passed is james willing to share his side of the anti zula story um i wasn't invited there to the day i wasn't there and i'm not true already yeah what the hell you just you were there no i wasn't yes you were i wasn't there that was the whole watch the original

That's that whole thing. We started playing it and then you left. No, the video, the original Untisuda video, I wasn't invited to. No, you were there. That's what I'm saying. It was me and Alex, right? Oh. The premise of the video was us laughing about how you just left angry over the audio clip of

Auntie Zula. Alex had just recorded Anti-Zula and morphed it to become Anti-Zooler. He kept playing it, you got angry and left. No, I remember- You were there and then we recorded. I was, I remember the video you made for the specific

Untisula video which was a satanic ritual with the Unty Zula. Yes. Cucumber neck? That's why I hate that fucking thing. That is the main reason I hate it because I was involved.

No, the fucking cucumber neck. I wasn't invited around when you did cucumber Nick. It was probably like a work day. Yeah, and I wasn't invited to trance I'm salty over it. That's why I hate Unty Zula and that's why I hate cucumber Nick.

Why did you bring an Auntie into it? Yeah, what's like to do it, Well, they're connected now I hate Anteula Ante Yonah Antehmalah I don't hate

Untizula Zula but I just I didn't hate Antizuela I didn't hate Untizuela I hated the fact that Alex found it

so funny that's why I left because Alex is finding it so funny triggered me It was good It was one of those It's just happened

Yeah you know You could not recreate that no matter how hard you try. I will forever hate it. Soz. Lightning never strikes the same place twice unless it does.

Yeah, goose in a bottle. That's why Alex hasn't released any songs on the Man Man Boy Channel in a while. Because of aunt? I can't auntie aunt. Is that a real leaf? It's not. It's fake. Just like you're balancing like a bitch.

It's real. Because it looks fake. Yeah. Because I trimmed it earlier. Wow. That's where I got it from. What's the white all about? Huh?

You could see by the whites in his eyes that the last question was from... Ante Zula. Jack... Jacked Acula. Salutations, Jha. I was wondering if Alex and Jim's opinions on Halo Infinite has changed at all.

Or remain the same, since there is Halo Infinite as good as they say video, which is nearly two years old now. Since that video was uploaded, several updates including new weapons, equipment maps, cosmetics and game modes have been added to the game. Have you felt any urges to revisit the game or is it beyond redemption in your eyes? Hopefully my question made sense.

Have a wonderful rest of your day. I played the multiplayer a little bit. Beyond that? Beyond that? Oh, recently. Like December. Skill ceiling's too high. Tiny player base, so you're going to be against.

Yeah. The sweatiest and nastiest. Matchmaking sucks. Matchmaking sucks. The menu suck. Two little, too. I haven't I haven't reinstalled it since season one. No.

It's just not right. Yeah. It's not. I lean more towards how you felt about it when we recorded that. So I was kind of nice to the game. Everyone was. I feel crazy recording that video because people are, what are you talking about? And don't get me wrong.

The game feel is good. Yeah. But a game needs more. than just like how it feels uh-huh it's i'm sorry it's two years it's too it's too long who cares no one cares no no the map's lame the yeah they've added like the dmr and it feels wrong uh-huh like it's it's it's like the main gun now yeah and it feels horrible every single promise as well they've gone back on as far as to just a few months ago they released the halo one armor for uh it's like a 20

quid micro transaction or whatever something they specifically said they would never do but no one cares about any of that yeah they're just they're in the process of milking what players they have dry money

whatever they can get until they just drop the last little droplets they can get yeah they're going to release some shit I just yeah fire fight came out and it's like half baked yeah it sucks customization sucks I think the fact it's free to play it ruins it as such a base level

that I don't think I'd ever even touch that game even with forged coming and stuff I just don't care I don't care because it's the same cycle that happened with Hila 5 the exact same thing happened it was crap half baked over the months

they started trickling stuff back in and people started being like oh right cool nice well by the time 500 people were playing it you know I don't care I don't care about Hillhampton I think I was right about it the whole time Yeah

Kind of true Kind of incredibly true And on that note There's another cast For the week Any final words Should I do another Metal Gear spoiler

Yeah Pick a Metal Gear game Four For Pick a Metal Gear character Alex you have to pick a character Um is

I don't know Big Boss Big Boss dies I knew that one No he dies at the end of MGS4 Yeah which is MGS4

His Yeah but you think he's dead Because like the plot revolves around Finding his corpse Like retrieving his corpse As who As what perspective snake solid snake right okay

finding big boss's corpse right yeah turns out that corpse is his clone which solid snake is a clone too but not a perfect clone the perfect clone is solidest the 42nd president of yeah the president of America

and he's got he's got no he's got Dr Octopus Arms and he fights riding at the end of MGS 2 with a katana. I didn't realize there was so much clone stuff. Yes, the

less infantile was... I guess spoilers. French, Le en font Terrible. Spoilers for five, though, right? Isn't that the twist, I thought, was that... He's not a clone. He's the medic. What does that mean, though? They brainwashed him, Bo. The medic who gets the bomb out of Paz

that messed up, it's him. Yeah, that's... Yeah. Well, and they do like, surgery on him to make it. They brainwash him over nine years in a coma. They make him look. Is that why they explain the Keitha Sutherland voice change? No. Because in Ground Zero's, he's voiced by Kiefer Sutherland.

And the person who voices the medic in that scene is Kiefer Sutherland, but like pitch down. And I remember watching an outside Xbox video pointing this out. And they were like, this is weird. Yeah, why'd they do that? Yeah. And then in hindsight, it's like, that is who you're playing in. It's fucking crazy. But yeah.

That is crazy. Because he gets that shrapnel, that horn in his head. Because he, like, jumps in front of snake, the real snake, to save him from the bomb that was in Paz's hole. Yeah, Paz's hole. Yeah.