JAR Media Posdact - Spider Manor - JARCast Episode 311

Episode Date: February 6, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:34 Housekeeping 10:20 A Discussion on Advertising 29:11 The Evil JARLing Updates 38:02 Mid Break 38:34 Disturbing Reality TV 42:13 Reflecting on 2020 44:15 The Golden Girl 46:52 Confused Slider Writes In 53:45 Contrasting to 2016 JAR 1:01:38 A Slider is Meeting Doug Walker 1:04:21 Words that wont be acceptable in 10 years

Good afternoon, morning, evening, all right, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the journal media podcast today. I am your host James, and I am joined by Jamie and a... Spide. Spide, a new side character on the charm media podcast known as Spide. He is quite extravagant and... He's a weird one, ladies and gentlemen. A real weird one. You're done? It's time for Spide to slide on it.

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the Jiam Media Podcast. Today, we are joined by our new character, Spide. And he's called... Spide? You look like Ron Weasley when he's part. Do you know when he puts the tire around his head and it's just partying hardcore, making his, um, rap album. Ron, party like Spide.

Or Spide party like Ron. I was born first. Spide. Spide. Spide. Well, uh, yeah, I guess this all feeds into our latest drama media reveal that, um, every other episode is going to be an Avatar fancast. We're going to break down... Oh, Spide.

Seeing as, yeah, Spide is here. Avatar is here to stay. And we've got lots to say and theorise about where Jake is going next. And Spide. I think he's... For what I can tell, I think he's going to like a diamond well where the Nvao are... Have you ever actually seen Avatar, James? Yes.

I've seen the first one. Have you? Yes, I saw it back in the day when Modern Warfare 2 came out. Yeah. Yeah, that was the last time. There was a Modern Warfare 2 and an Avatar at the same time. Messed up. It's weird that that event has happened twice.

Yeah, in our lifetime alone. Yeah. How many more times, like, through the enormous expanse of time, is Avatar and Monofer 2 going to come out? I think we're going to figure out the limitations of the real world algorithm once we see another, you know, 20 years and there's... 20 years? I think 10 years.

It's only been like 12 years since the last... Well, that's what they say, isn't it? The cycle gets shorter every time. Until it will be like every year there's Mono Morpeter 2 and... Until every year there's a card in an avatar movie. Oh, wait. Bing, Bing. Anyway, I feel like

A lot of my Characters slash personalities They overlap too much They're too similar It's almost Apparent now That you might be suffering

From a multiple personality disorder Well, if I am I wouldn't be something to laugh about Would it? No It would be really serious What if it was used for comedy purposes? Yeah, split

would my whole existence be a secret reveal for another bringing back for another bringing back yeah well I don't want to spoil split oh right I see like another project that you've

worked on yeah it appears by this is actually James Cameron is funding jar and it's actually been a big tease for... We're actually like deep deep under the ocean right now. Yeah. Where do you think that

like crazy light is coming from? It's the it's the light creature from the end of the abyss. Yeah? Or the water creature you know? The light creature from the end of the abyss. It could be that. It could be just like. Have you ever seen the abyss?

The Abyss? It's a James Cameron movie. Oh, no, I guess I haven't. Yeah, so army people go underwater in a submarine. See how deep they can go. I haven't seen it since again. And there's a light creature. There's a light creature.

It was like an early example of CG water monster thing. I thought you were just like speaking figuratively. Oh no. The Abyss is like an actual concept. No, no. James Cameron directed a movie called The Abyss. I didn't know this. He's obsessed with water. Why is he so...

I think he... Avatar is subtly suggesting that whales in real life have a society deep in the ocean that he is seen. But they literally do? Like a government plaza. Oh, right. You mean that kind of society? Yeah, where they like vote and... Yeah, I reckon like if there was like a real Atlantis,

so we kind of look exactly like New York except underwater. Yeah, yeah. Billboards everywhere, whale wash. Yeah, like Whale Broadway Whale Way Whale Whale? Broadway Well, Spide likes that

I'll tell you that much Spide likes that Before we get too deep into the show Thank you patrons for Patronising us Making the show possible Audio and otherwise There would be no Marjidea without

You've Beautiful full patrons. Get your special spidey like names, red, uh, the first or second week of each month. We'll do it next episode. And Jim is covered in cat hair, but he still smells good. Why is she? Not for long. She is like angling her ass directly into my phone. Why do cats always do that? I don't know. She loves water. She always, yeah, she goes around drinking people's drinks. Without you, weirdizing. Yeah. I got to be careful whenever I put my water down now, because I know she's going to go and have a little,

little drinky. I love the table should be a Billy area. She just is. Billy area. Well guys got a couple housekeeping things we need to talk about.

I feel like last episode it might absorb a big chunk of the episode just because the quality of conversation is so high. But first shout out to the Jarkive RSS feed. Head over there if you want the old episodes on audio forms. JAR media clips.

Head over to that channel and look at some of the old clips from early jar. And finally, there was a bit of feedback on the subreddit, I think, that was saying about filtering of swear words.

Do they know likey? Some people are distracted about it on YouTube, but the solution I think I've come up with for now is on the, Spotify slash Apple Podcast version starting last episode I didn't filter the audio version but filtered the video version

so if it bothers you that much check out the version on Spotify or whatever Podbean Let's go Podbean! Let's go Podbean! Let's go Podbean! Yeah let's do some housekeeping then. I proposed the idea of a new

sub category of jarling that being the sliders which James's reaction seems to indicate he's not feeling the slides I'm not feeling the slide we did a vote on Twitter and sliders lost

came second actually what was the other option again um what was it again it was jarlings sliders and some word I remember now I never heard you say the mighties the mighties

okay and the mighties one I'm assuming um maybe in your fan cast fan cast of the jarcast okay your branch or fancast

Jim's Corner where you reviews the latest episode of we should all do what is that uh hello I don't speaker break

I don't I don't I don't really believe you But bye sir Because when O2 contacts me It's a O2 number Not this random mobile

I'm putting discount on your same content what I've never normally they just give up and hang up like I've had this before where where you're talking to them and they're like so you're going to be sent a code that

that you need to tell me and then it pops up with a text immediately saying warning someone is trying to access your account if it isn't you don't give this code out and then you get the text in a slit well good thing it wasn't me answering the phone because I might believe them

oh my God No, honest to God, the only thing you need to do in life to, like, get by, have no issues, is never, never pick up the phone. Ever. Just don't ever pick up. I never pick up. Like, definitely know. Even then, it's just like, I'll let it wing. If they actually want to contact me, they'll wing again.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, pick down the phone, I say. What? And pick up. Your nostril. Beginning? um yeah what we're doing oh yeah housekeeping yeah or something um james

you were triggering people with your advertising thing every time i said i literally said this last episode i was just like as everyone someone's going to get angry at me my my opinions on marketing yeah what did you say again i said marketing just doesn't exist because specifically the thing that annoyed people is you said it doesn't exist and it doesn't work on you it doesn't market no who marketing doesn't It doesn't work. It doesn't. It's the bullshit in me.

Don't. The only marketing that works is the marketing is Brederun of 2049 because I want to buy a pojo. You want a joie? You want a pojo? Yeah, it's in cyber fun. No, it's in Blader under 2049. What is that?

Well, the thing he flies around. Yeah, because when he gets, like, EMP'd, when he's flying to the... Cool scene. Yeah. The screen flashes and it says pojo. Really? He's in a pojo. It's right fucking broke down.

It's French. Yeah, well, Brit Monkey says advertising doesn't work on me, says James, who then proceeds to list a number of product mascots that have been ingrained into his memory via advertising. No, okay, okay, so, so, here's the thing, do I ever buy them? Do I, I can, I might tell you that about these mascots, but I'm not actually giving the money. So it's not working. it's only what marketing only works if it leads to a sale not true bro because how many sales of these products do you think like us talking about them led to no i understand marketing what that's how marketing works

okay it's it's it's like it's in your mind so you eventually buy it but if you never actually buy anything ever you never it takes up the real estate in your brain like knowing it doesn't fundamental, no, it does, like that fundamental link with Coca-Cola being, like, the main soda, you know? I don't like, just because he doesn't, no, no, stop. At what point, like, sure, the marketing's used to get you in on buying the product, but once you've bought that first product, the marketing isn't the reason why you're buying the product again, it's the product that's making you buy it again. If you buy one M&M's pack, because you saw the marketing, that's led to a sale as a direct result of their marketing.

you're then buying that second packet because you like M&Ms because you ate the product. It's like marketing is only there for that to get you in. Once you're in, you're in. No, but also like just knowledge of the existence of the product. But you don't have to like hear what on the radio or like an advert to know of that product. You just go down a supermarket and like the marketing on a packet is not like, it's not the same to the market. I'm talking about being like adverts and TV and whatnot.

Let me read this from the Sloth Overlord. As someone who formerly worked advertising, James' misunderstanding of modern publicity is frustrating and hilarious. A couple years back, my firm was hired by a Turkish cigarette company to help them redesign their packaging. Some parts of Turkey had introduced laws to force all cigarette companies to have the same plain brown packaging color like we have in the UK to dissuade people from smoking.

We were tasked with designing a new packet to evade these laws as much. as possible. We made the cornets of the packets round so that it felt more comfortable in the customer's pocket and wasn't digging into their legs when they sat down. We added a pull string so opening the packet only took a second or two. Eventually the customers began associating our cigarettes with an easier, more comfortable smoking experience even if they didn't know it, because sales increased after switching to the new packaging. Every time James says advertising doesn't work I think about those Turkish cigarette boxes and all the

countless other undetectable micro-comfits that many products in the world have today that keep customers coming back. James doesn't know what he doesn't know. I'm not talking about that marketing. Come on. Stop moving my goalposts. You just move the goalposts. Yeah, no, that's completely understandable.

But if you didn't change your packaging at all, people still would have bought your product because they know your product. But he's more coming to almost... But sales went up. Yes. But that's just because of innovation, not directly marketing. Improving the product packaging to make your life easier. It's not marketing because it's like we naturally want the easiest thing.

So it doesn't matter what you're doing more. Where do you draw the line on marketing? Like the design of a box? Marketing's everything. Yeah. No, the thing is, this is where my beef comes from, because I did work in marketing. I want to clean enough. I've worked in marketing and I designed websites and I did like, um,

graphic design for a company to get sales. And as a result, I, like, quadrupled the website presence on Google and led to, like, a 60% up shift in revenue. So I know marketing. But it's like, when I was doing all this shit, I was just like, what fucking idiots are actually reading this shit and believing it? Because it was all fucking lies.

Marketing is just lies. And as someone who did it, it's just like, I can never believe the lies I was writing and marketing. that's where my beef comes from is that most of these companies just lie to you yeah and that's a very big switch from what you had said before so it is real

it doesn't work I have used marketing to work a two very different statements I just have like unnecessary beef with marketing because it's like every time I wrote something that was a complete lie I'd be like

who's believing this and it worked So I was always just like, I don't get it. I don't understand why this worked because I'm just lying. So real or not real? No, it's just like if you actually look at the marketing for mostly everything. Like take this cigarette one, for example. It worked because it was convenience.

So that's a reason why to buy that product is you're getting a better product and a more convenient product. But if you look at any of these adverts, say, for... So one example I have is probably not going to be understood by the majority of people. overseas but if you're in the UK you probably know of the diesel gate scandal and the fact that now it's like loads of companies do this shit to try and make you explain what's the diesel gates scandal I don't know of to me um manufacturers lying on mass to avoid diesel regulations in America mm-hmm but basically

purposely polluting the world on like a but I had an insane degree and then getting caught because what companies did it Volkswagen that's oh yeah no I do remember that now yeah and then I've heard stuff but but one of the main marketing campaigns we see in the UK is that it's these these companies who are saying if you owned a Volkswagen between 2004 and 2010 you can be entitled to X amount of money who's falling for that because they popped up constantly and I've seen I was seeing not one's like specific for Volvos like who's actually falling for that why are people suddenly thinking oh I did so get money the fellow called Jim like a few minutes ago like cast a wide net it's it's a just a scam but the thing is like I'm just gonna hate on old people now but it's just like it's clearly bullshit yeah is it just me viewing marketing as just the shit it is or because do you guys the original statement is do you fool for marketing think of a new project you've never seen before you've got nothing to do with it but in

terms of what like like trailers for video games okay um black ops black ops black Black Ops have won remake coming out in two years time, marketing is not going to make you buy that game. Yeah, well, because I won't know when it's coming out. No, because the marketing has already worked. You will know it's coming up because it's a cod. And you know it's going to be good because it's a cod. Like, you're going to buy it anyway because it's called Blackhops. No, but how would I know anything about it?

How would I know it's being made? That's like a huge... It's just an assumption you're assuming that it's going to happen. But it's like you can, we can also... absolute certainty that Codd is going to come out at that time. But even if my knowledge of... The fact that it's in your mind's eye at all to begin with. Well, yeah, like...

It's cultural power around the advertising bucks they put behind it. I guess so. No, you are probably why, though. But it's just like in my mind, I will never have to see anything about it. But if I can't steam and just see, it's how I'm probably going to buy and play it. So, like, no marketing has worked on me there. It's just like, I'm buying it just because it's cod. But even it being on the Steam front page is marketing. the fact that you don't have to search for it because you're not going to search for

something you don't know exists I guess so marketing is is like ridiculously essential for the consumption of like everything yeah because if you don't know it exists then you can't buy it you have to know about about something to yeah and but then it's like think of like sweets when you go down the like the bigger brands pay for positions in the aisle mm-hmm Like, that's why the own brand stuff is like down at the bottom or way up high, because eye level is where they actually spend extra money to be in that position. That's, that is marketing.

That's like... That is marketing, but it's like, as... At this current time, it's like there's a lot of really indie... I say indie, but like new kinds of chocolate coming out. So when you go into the shops, it's like these people have no marketing, but it's like you're going to shops and you're going down the chocolate, you know everything there. but just because it's something new you buy it that's not right where's the marketing that's led you to that purchase you've only really bought it because it's new you're something different which is them playing into marketing and yeah and using yeah using an example like chocolate like look at tonies like their packaging is eye-catching they use these bright like pastel colors looks like a Willy Wonka ass bar yeah yeah and then also they probably put them out on those little plinths like as you walk in so you know there's this new product they're spending that money on

advertising to make it a thing that you inherently know about when you go into shops yes it's all about infiltrating that subconscious you know yeah you're driving swindon and you see that and i haven't i haven't seen a single tony's advert anywhere not on like any tv or youtube or anything i consume but i know it exists packaging design like it is my marketing, but it's like not the same as like a TV advert. They're different kinds. It's like when you see an advert on the radio or watch a TV advert, it's doing something very different to just brightly colored and eye-catching packaging.

Like, it is marketing, but it's not the same. So when I'm talking about this big deal with marketing, I'm kind of, I should have specified, I'm referring more to like the TV advert, like, you know, radio advert. That's what you were kind of talking about. Yeah, but I'm also like, TV adverts because it's like with when you're going into a shop and you see these Tony's things it's not invasive you're not your day is not being made significantly worse by seeing

this it's like you don't want it you'd walk past it but when you get in the same advert repeated five six times a day on the radio or when you're watching YouTube that marketing doesn't work and that's where my point is it's just like the cool of cool and sue thing as I said last time it's so fucking annoying that I refuse to buy it because that their marketing is just horrible so that's what I mean you remember the name of the product

because the advert says it 10 times but it works in me remembering the brand for the wrong reasons yes but that is the thing marketing only works like that if I buy it as a result if I'm not buying it

that no matter if they spend millions trying to get me to buy that product I'm not buying that product but what they're chasing is that McDonald's jingle where like you hear that and it doesn't make you angry it's just an immediate association but now consider like

if McDonald's completely cut all their marketing so that's a hyperfesical nothing's being added or removed from their menu there's no more specials whatever that you need marketing for McDonald's marketing is always about the new special thing that's how they get you in no new specials suddenly for a week there's no McDonald's adverts

their revenue and the amount of people going are not going to change I reckon it would. I think... How many times have we gone to McDonald's when, like, they bring out the spicy chicken? That's, that, you just took the hyperfet. You took what I just said, the context of there's no nothing new. Yeah.

There's nothing new. There's nothing new. There's nothing new. Okay. So you're going to go in there, but we're going to go there either way because we're addicted to their product. Because we actively have gone to McDonald's to try a new thing. And we've had decades worth of it being ingrained through advertising and through going. But if you're saying we go there because you want to try the new thing, there's no new thing, we're still going to go there.

We will still go there, but not in these events to try the new things. So there is a loss of revenue because we're still going when we regularly do, but we aren't going additionally to try out the new thing. So just because we're still going, we're not going as much. That's a change in. That is. No, that is a change with the revenue you're getting, but then you consider how much they're spending on these revenue campaigns. to get people to try these new things. That kind of says it all, though, in and of itself,

isn't it? Like, how much does, like, a Super Bowl spot, like, cost? Like, because it's valuable real estate. It's valuable space to your product. I guess this is, like, I've got this, the viewpoint that it's, like, I understand the corporate world to an extent where it's like, no matter what they're getting your money.

So it doesn't matter if they're spending these, like, millions on these new, big, shiny adverts. If you like their product, you're going to still buy their product. If M&Ms are yellow tomorrow, just no advertising. I'm still going to buy them because I'm going to have a craving for Eminemps. Like, I know a jarling on the Reddit posted, like the brand in Canada that's like Soviet, you know, just yellow. Just yellow of a word.

It's like not the same because it's like you're still going to buy those products if you want those products. I think that with the way Cavs Society is, we just like consuming things. So it doesn't matter if there is marketing or not. It's like we're still going to consume. You can't remove with something like M&Ms, like, we know them all already, you know? Yeah. Like, removing advertising now is almost like, moot in a way. Like, marketing's most important when you're trying to get that initial.

We're trying to get your brand out there and make it. No, I don't think so. I think it's incredibly important for the longevity of any big business. Because, no, but it's like, new card, new game, new card, new whatever. Big marketing campaigns are always trying to get you in on the new. That's why the car manufacturing factors spend so much money on just like this new model of cars out

so they spend all this money to make you buy that new model there's never there's never marketing for like older there's no active like marketing pushes for older things they're not making adverts about the original black ops because their marketing has been spent in that time to make you buy the new thing and then they they do more marketing to make you buy the new new thing and that's all it is so it's like marketing for things you're already consuming

like they're not needed and they aren't that there's no marketing campaign for like things you're ready to consume like they're not McDonald's don't do marketing for like chicken nuggets well that specifically you

you are honed in on cod which has a new one product every year that comes up as opposed to like nappies or M&Ms or a Big Mac you know that but that's what I'm saying it's like you're gonna buy those nappies anyway because you need nappies. So it doesn't matter if they change the packaging or they put the packaging in different

places. You're still buying those nappies because you buy those nappies. But then when you think nappies, you don't just think an off-brandt, you think like huggies or whatever. You think of but then that's coming to a different thing because that's the assumption that people always just going to buy the huggies because the marketing made them want to buy the huggies when... Which is what they're paying their advertising money for. Yeah, but then people aren't because if it's like if there's a brand cheaper, they'll buy the cheaper brand. But it depends. But I guess that's where the price of things, comes into the marketing as much as the marketing itself.

Yeah. When just it being that first connection, there is value in that. That's why they do it, you know. Pepsi Cola. But yeah, I understand marketing, and I know that we're going to get into a society that is a lot more marketing heavy. That's going to be like everything.

Well, speaking on this, we're mentioning a little bit like the mascots. There's a crazy one that I'd forgotten about. And I want to know if you guys remember this. Yo shockwave So when I think of crazy mascots I always remember Froobes And how their old motto was

Rip their heads off and suck their guts out For years before changing it somewhat recently Yeah To be fair It could have been worse It could have been suck them dry Ripped their heads off and suck them dry But I remember that actually being really effective

As a kid Yeah Because it's that that common joke now like on TikTok where it's like go on eat your peas and then they're like no and then they go meh-huh that's exciting and fun well yeah that's where they really get you with advertising

is when you're a kid especially yeah yeah but when you turn any food into like fun yeah especially if it's like oh I'm a giant thing consuming a smaller thing it's like a tiny living thing that I'm sucking guts out of like broccoli is being trees

Broccoli eating an ant A baby ant Or like you're a giant eating this thing That's like to an ant That's a tree Yeah I see what you're saying And I'm eating that And I'm like making me want to eat some broccoli right now

Right Yeah so I can role play being a giant Yeah Yeah and like God of War Like Or Or do you guys remember Munch Bunch?

Munch bunch With the yoghers Yeah yeah And they came in like a little Raspberry and you get Oh those Lots of suckable things back in there it's honestly like everyone just wants to suck all the time training us to be

little suckies little suckers sucky dries um we got to get into it guys the evil jarling drama there's updates there's more bitty more more of the cinema guy going back to avatar are we yeah bringing it back to spide and spide's whole thing um yeah there was a we got to just get into it basically Come on, Spide. Craters will start this off. Then lads hate to burst your bubble, but the evil jarling and the victim who wrote in are probably the same person on different accounts long.

That way they could confirm what the other person was wearing. And Jarl Media clips also left a comment saying, I'm calling BS on the evil jarling story purely and exclusively because no one was excited enough to see Avatar 2 to plan and pull off this kind of scheme just to get a movie ticket. Yeah, but then stuff got really spicy, because Chris Peacock in the suggestion thread left, who was the original victim, left this. Hey guys, it's the jarling who was robbed by the evil jarling here.

The details that the evil jarling gave are accurate. The account we are dealing with is definitely the real perpetrator. Firstly, I may have exaggerated the time I had to wait, but my point wasn't that I was waiting for a certain amount of time. My point was that the evil jarling had the audacity to leave me waiting and then rob me. Who does that? He's clearly a brilliant liar, but at least he shows remorse, I think, for what he's done, but I also mourn for the potential friend that I lost.

I was so excited to hit it off with them, which made it hurt even more when I discovered the truth. I don't know if I'm capable of forgiving him, let alone trusting him again. I don't think he can even trust himself. I hate him just as much as I morbidly respect him? Question mark? Do you think I should offer a second chance now that I know what I'm getting into? I'm seriously conflicted about this because I'd love to make a new friend in my own city

but I don't want to be hurt again what would you all do in my position and the evil jarling actually replied to that just saying womp womp I'm going to say this this very suss I believe that what was said last episode

is true that this is just a they're trying to pull up one on us because we pull one up on them they just want to get a bit of a bench thing maybe the evil the evil jarling is evil for even coming up with this whole like story yeah no because it gets even more psycho there's one more but then also there's the theory that i have now which is they were already friends and it's two friends who were just a light jar that wanted to play a game why so they're just like collaborating to make this like a more believable story but that it's all

just their scheme is a possibility seek let me read this bit and then there's there's other possibilities. The evil Jarling left this. Just need to address James's allegations that I'm a fake account. I'm not a fake account made by the victim Jarling. I made a new account because I've been a long-standing Jarling who's had many questions answered and even been shouted at for it. I'm not going to tarnish the name of my main with my recent actions, although I do have a confession to make. My actions were not driven by a lack of money. I've kept my Patreon subscription since the big score as a trophy.

because I'm still so happy with myself for pulling it off. It feels like the most harmless GTA heist. I'm not going to pretend like I'm ashamed anymore. I loved every minute of it, and I'd do anything to relive it again. This made me think about the many stories Alex shared about how he loved to lie and scam his parents for a new toy slash video game.

Just to clarify, you're saying that as if it's like the present tense still, not me talking about when I was like 16. Um, do you relate to my rush from pulling off the perfect lie? And if so, is that rush more valuable than the thing you wanted in the first place? I honestly think Avatar 2 is a five out of five because of this magical experience. Thanks for hearing me out in last week's ep. Like, I'm going to say, if this, this evil darling is real and you're getting home on this, this heist or whatever.

So you're even more of a bit of a cunt that you're now continuing to pay us to say this when you could just pay the usual. drawing back and not be evil. Just pay the guy back if you're generally this obsessed of just giving us money because of your heist. He's opened up the floodgates to a dark path that you might not be able to leave because the difference between

when I would troll and things like this is yours were harmless. It wasn't really like at the expense of someone's like wallet or time, maybe a bit of time you know if you're messing with someone getting to waste like 30 seconds or whatever

you know that's about as deep as it would go like a little bit of time sacrifice um because I don't know the guilt the guilt is what would hold me back doing something like this you know um

well it wouldn't really balance out but Chris Peacock replied to that who was the original victim you're demented if you wanted to make things right and reconnect like you claimed in the last podcast why do you bloat so much about this

to which the final reply you're the biggest sucker I've ever met just let me buy you a drink this evil this is getting no I think this evil jarling I think is actually like might be a terrible person

because first of all he's continuing to pay us he's not paying the guy back and now he's being rude to his victim like bro you're on a sucker with an A that's rude no that lessons the blow that's kind of cool. I'm not sure I think this evil jarling is truly evil and what he should do is tell us your actual identity. If you've been a long time commentator and you've had questions answered,

we need to know. They did give a little detail away by saying that they got screamed at for their comment. So if the jar finder guy knows like what. Yeah. Who that was we screamed at. Maybe we could actually zone in and the jar finder guy is like the same. Superman. Jaffe fandom guy. Go find the person where we get angry at and put... There'll be a lot there. Well, we can...

We'll have to cross-reference that with like how many... No, we can just get their IP addresses and see if they originate from Perth, Australia. Yeah. But the other alternative is that this is someone who's like committed to the bit so hard that he's playing both characters. Yeah. I think he's playing both characters. And weaving this elaborate narrative. Which is quite fun.

Which, yeah. So either way, it's a win-win for us. get a fun story out of it. Yeah. Also, the main thing is that it's, um, they're applying it to each other, which is, yeah, that makes them the biggest sucker. They, if they, if it's, they're trying to do that to make us believe that it's more believable as two people, but I think that just gives it away this only one.

What's the time difference between like replies and stuff? Um, if I can see on this screenshot, just says two days ago. Both of them? Yeah. Hmm. I, I, I think this is just a big. I think it could be one guy to be honest This is one guy who was like

So bored watching advertisers It's like I'm gonna make a full fun Yeah, that's all that's it He's trying to know he's He hated watching it so much That he needed to make his viewing worthwhile financially So make fucking up a round of us

Just makes the money The trip more worthwhile to him Because he's not that way He's getting a funny story out of that money Or this is a fight club type scenario Where he doesn't realize he's the He's got so much guilt over paying for Avatar that he's created a persona that he got in for free.

I'm not going to let James get another billion, $2 billion movie on the books. James Cameron, that is not. Oh, not our James, no. No. Yeah, I'm not that way. Fortunately, you didn't make. I could be if it turned out James actually was James Cameron.

Like, just been hiding it the whole time. That would be awesome. impossible James Cameron would never have opinions on marketing like I do What if it turned out James was David Cameron That wouldn't be quite as exciting No

You ruined our country Maybe instead of taking us deep into the ocean He'd show us deep inside a pig's Well Ocean Fee Foofoo yeah Well on that note See after these messages

old jar the title would be Pigs Foo-Foo Oh yeah Give me that piggy-foo-foo That's the David Cameron Oh yeah Bear Bear is marketing Bear Bear is actually

I do declare Buy Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Shirts and Mug available now Check the description below Welcome to the second half of the cast where we head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit You can ask us whatever you feel like any question

You should do as well Like Zach's 76 did Have you guys heard of Milf Manor I really think James would love it No Because the twist is they're like their sons Have you heard about this Jim? It's like the latest reality TV show

Milf Manor A bunch of milfs and their sons get together and they're like all swap sons and then yeah no but the thing was that it's just like all the sons came in but they didn't know they were all like the sons milth sons yeah

or get all something but yeah it's just a really it's just a bunch of milfs and their sons wow yeah um so the the description if you search milf manor is single women between 40 and 60s seek love and with single men in

20s while staying in a beautiful retreat in Mexico. Is it like cartel funded? Yeah, I don't know, man. It might be my least favorite type of... Reality TV show, yeah. You know, like it's already reality TV is like bad enough, but taking it where it's like shock reality TV, which there's already plenty of examples of.

There's most of what gets viewership in reality TV. TTB is shock stuff anyway so and it's like how can we how can we take it to the next level everyone loves love island let's make milf island yeah when we're going to get goon island yeah it's a contest to see who can goon the most or goon the least but a bunch of gooners are with like everything imaginable

surrounded by just heat they start the timer and it's like whoever who ever fails their goon they've all got their own like the argoons cells, they've got millions of monitors, every content available online. And it's just like, you're in a luxury mansion, though, so you can do anything. So it's basically like what would happen if you did the Truman show, but started now. Yeah.

So we should do it. We should actually, um, and what we do is the one who wins, we actually give, like, therapy to stop their addiction. Yeah, what do you think, like, Zuma Truman would look like? Oh, he's jerking off to thingy again. He's jerking off to Fortnite character models again No, but the thing is Fortnite, they would absolutely be a Fortnite, one of the gooners would be absolutely

Fortnite based. Yeah, it can be all the, like, uh, porn community that can be like one gooning to Sonic porn, one gooning to Fortnite porn, one to like Dead or Alive porn Western Evil Dead or Alive porn is just dead or alive. One of them playing better alive, yeah. And one weird Sims gooner. Yeah, man.

Would you ever watch Mulf Manor? No, I can't do reality TV. No, I can't do reality TV. I can't do any, I hate all reality TV. I do like that they're committed to the alliteration, even though there probably isn't even a manor. Mulf Island? I suppose that, yeah, that's probably what they wanted.

Ilf Island. Elf Island Yeah, I like to F Island That's really what Love Island is though Yeah Uh, I'll slash jar media has this to say I recently Why are we asking questions to ourselves

Oh bright, you know I'm spied Yes, yes you're a spied Spide Spide I recently got down with Re-listening to all of the Corncast episodes and it got me thinking

reflectively about COVID and how strange a time that was to go through. It's weird looking back now because it's really hard to pinpoint exactly when it ended, quote-unquote. Was wondering your by's thoughts on that time period and how you remember it looking back? Oh, I became an alcoholic. Who didn't, bro. Yeah. It's just like, we actually talked about this when it ended and how we viewed it. And it's like looking back on it, like, wasn't even a big deal.

Yeah, best time of my life, baby No, honest to God Warzone and just drinking every weekend By myself You can't go wrong there Come on Warzone 1 Was such a happy time

Warzone 1 was like The only reason in lockdown was like bearable You know that's a fact I hate that whole period man I feel like In a weird way Like

It like shifted everyone's mindset and then when we start coming out of it again I just I just felt like everyone started shifting back to normality where I feel like I'm just kind of stuck in the same mindset still um oh my gosh you yeah I know but it's like apparently people start to notice that like the kids who were like 15 and 16 going into it have like missed out on social development and a little bit just like actual I'm sure there are certain age age ranges it's like affected and especially like little kids when schools were closed yeah especially if you're like going in

supposed to be like going into reception or like you like yeah formative you're missing out on so much like educational brainwashing um so we're going to have a a micro generation of individual thinkers you know what I'm saying yeah um yeah well speaking of Luda Joe star says since Alex mentioned a couple of casts ago that the Jarlings don't talk about Paisley enough How is the Golden Girl doing? There was a violent feud

She had with Argyle a couple of months ago How's she holding up from that? Has she gotten any funny sounding diseases Like the ones Argy has gotten from a young age? Poor lad Funny sounding He got meningitis Men in Dobby's Jaina

I guess I guess it's kind of funny sounding But yeah She's good She's a bit of a COVID baby though I was what you're just saying Yeah I got her yeah shortly before

The summer before COVID Yeah the summer before So she was still kind of learning So she's good What can we call COVID Without calling it COVID So we don't get demonetered

Oh right yeah It's probably too late Yeah COVID The T virus Yeah Yeah Um

Yeah I don't know, man. Yeah, she's all right. She's doing all right. Yeah, she's, she's, she's, ironically, the golden girl. She's the sweetest doggy. Yeah.

She, she's a little bit stupid. Nah. She's always going to be sick. Alex, your profile picture is literally her, dribbling like an anime dibby. Yeah. Yeah, I'll show you it, Jim. Is she doing that cross, I think?

No, she's got the, um... The bubble, dribble. but at one last row No look on her bottom lip It's like just a little A few bubbles of drip She's like She's like a lab baby

She's like an oak chair dog Nice reference I watched that movie the other day Fuck me up Did I? Oh it effed you up Yeah I watched it again Good movie isn't it

Really good movie but it's like Tilda Swinton in it She's very good I like um The Riddler in it He's very good Oh yeah I forgot it was in it

How Um I like the The The What's he called in The Walking Dead The Walk It which one There's quite a few characters

Glenn He's in it Glenn Quagmire From the Walking Dead Yeah The one who gets his I exploded by a baseball bat. Yeah, Glenn.

Yeah, Glenn. Glenn Quagmire. We got this really weird one from No Country 5-5-6-5. Hello, I don't know how Reddit works. I don't know if this is an ask thread. I or what this is. I am drunk. But what I want to say,

cheers for making me feel normal. I'm at such a surreal point in my life. I can't explain. Cheers, cheers, for helping. Yes, yes, I guess. I need to say a question I love music

like weird music I would like to know your weirdo music favourites like music you wouldn't tell anyone you like because it's so fucked up thanks yes yes bye bye Reddit bye forever

this is the only thing I'll post on Reddit ever Is this you last night maybe I don't know how we make you feel normal Yeah, I don't know how to take that I don't know, I don't have any fucked up music

That I don't want to tell anyone about What does that mean? I have that sometimes What would you consider a fucked up music Because like straight off the bat It's like death grips But then it's not really fucked up It's just the genre it is

I mean that album covers pretty messed up Yeah but they've also kind of got the they've got the reputation don't they like I guess do people disrespect you or think different of you for listening to death

They think you're a legend if you listen to Yeah I don't know the only thing I can think of It's just things that I traditionally wouldn't listen to Um so I feel embarrassed if I do start listening to some

For example Carly Ray Jepson I never went down that route but I know people like her modern stuff or whatever but it is more like pop stars though like I've never really given a shit about Beyonce and myself

but I was sent something from her latest album got that Noel Rogers guitar in there like this is you're talking yeah like I've been saying all along that that album is just fucking good yeah well I never believed it was like a bad album

for like two months yeah yeah she's going on tour in the UK if you guys want to drop down no we love you queen being yeah um so probably her song from the Lion King I would say that's my big guilty pleasure no it's not shut up um my biggest music guilty pleasure

is none because I only listen to good music soft music you know I'll tell you what though um I listen to a bit of God, what's his name? Lil Yotty. He just released an album. He just released an album that's like based on

like psychedelic music and like Pink Floyd because he's like apparently like huge fan of it or something. Does it rock? The thing for me is I'm just not mad about his vocals and his vocal styling. Yeah, yeah.

But as far as the sound was concerned, I was like this is way weirdly interesting. um i didn't make it through the whole thing but uh yeah what i believe to be true you know his like embarrassingly bad song poland mm-hmm that gets like 85 billion listens yeah yeah he i saw an interview with him where he said like that song was released by accident and it was literally a joke and it got leaked and then he was like oh i guess might as well just oh really and then it's huge like it was literally a joke so I kind of gained a bit of respect for him that

where it's like yeah when you have this self-awareness to boot you know yeah that does yeah it was like back when I listened to Kanye like the whole poopity scoop song and everything like yeah

oh Alex drop the K-bomb what is the question again I know what the answer is I just can't remember the question how do you know the answer if you don't know the question. Like guilty pleasure music and music that's bad. No, but this isn't like

fucked up music though. It's not fucked up, but it's just a little bit like cringe. Like what actual fucked up music to listen to? Like weird fucked up music. I guess I guess what does well yeah, what does that mean?

Exactly, so like what does it mean? But my answer is basically pendulum. That first pendulum, no, that first pendulum album is that meme to hell. just good just like a really good album but you can basically say that's that's probably a good answer

like just whatever you're listening to when you're like 14 no no that yeah this goes into it because our generation at least anyone from that era was like evincence Evan said that oh Evan essence any new metal or old metal

or metal from that era everyone was just like oh it's cringe it's crap it's like the production is great on them and a lot of the albums are actually really good but nobody wants to admit that because it was cringe then what about like like radioactive

that's that's actually mainstream music but literally everyone loves it everyone loves it that's what I'm saying like that music are you saying you like radioactive I'm going back and thinking about

like music I love when I was like 14 everyone loved that song in that Assassin's Creed trailer it was like who was this on the scene yeah who is this on the scene? this. I think that trailer is the reason

they have success now. Yes. Do you actually think so? Assassin's Creed was huge, man. It was. What was the title they were attached to it? Do you remember? Three. Three? It's the revelation. It was pre-3, so it was the height of Assassin's Creed. One of my one of my pet peeves is when

songs are used in advertising and the lyrics are used literally. Oh yeah, that is all. That really bothers me. It's cringe. Yeah. I can't think of any good examples right now, but it happens a lot where it's not even like contextualizing the lyrics. And often like the meaning of the song will actually be the inverse or be ironic in some way.

So them using it literally is like a weird backhand slap, you know. I understand. I'm glad. I just think music is good. okay ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha carna two through seven I was a messed up one which uh I don't know

I'm near the end of re-listening to the jarchived cast in reverse chronological order and the slow transition in terms of you guys' characters has been fascinating what do you believe has caused these changes amongst you I'm particularly interested in the changes to Alex's sense of humor and to your political sensibilities

James in particular has radically changed From her fuck SJWs They're ruining everything attitude Circa 2016 Into a view That's when the whole much more aligned With the he is previously Rallied Against

No I'm like That's not why That's not why That I'm way more extreme I am like genuinely Really extreme though In terms of political beliefs Like I'm on the far

You're an extremist So you've gone from one extremeist So you've gone from one extreme to another. No, but I was not an extreme back then. I was just naive and stupid. And I was drawn into this SAW era when I knew nothing. Now I know everything. That was just what the climate was in 2016.

Yeah, but now it's like, I'm politically aware, and I just hate it. So now it's like, yeah, Johnny Selfand was white. Newk the corporations. Well, I guess what you're asking is, how do you guys feel about changing? in nearly a decade. It's probably quite good, isn't it, to look back and say you're a bit different? What I would say, have you noticed in your, just, you know, when you're off camera and when you're just by yourself that you're like more fucked up now? Because I think, because I'm so used to having that camera there and sometimes I'll do dumb shit in front of the camera because it's just like I'm used to it there.

It's like I do those dumb shits all the time. You should be Instagram living this whole thing then. No, but it's like the thing is, I've, I've, have learned now that I'm really expressive with my face because I kind of like with video it's like I exaggerate the facial emotions but it's like I do that at work all the time and it's just like I'll communicate with just weird faces and it's like I didn't do that before YouTube so like I just feel more the face thing's real fun you know you can get some real interesting yeah but don't you think that's like

a almost a bad change because now it's like if nobody if nobody knows and you're just sitting there by herself making weird faces that you look a little bit fucked up. As men, as you get older, as men get older, they should become less expressive. Yeah, you've got stoic. You know, you need to be a, like a plank of wood, you know? A moat like a plank of wood.

You need to be like a Grecian. Stoic? Yeah. Well, but like, um, I do think that, like, looking back, it's almost bad. Like, I like my progress as a person, and I like that I've changed. But it's like that person... That's good.

No, that is good. But then that person who I was, was recorded. And there's evidence of that. And it's, like, knowing that is kind of cringe. Because most people don't have that, like, tracking of development the way we have. But it almost highlights how... Fragile the human condition is. not fragile

but like you like self reflecting on your own change gives you the ability to not hold hatred you know

if if if if you grow from something you didn't like or don't like now with your current values then other people can do the same

and like any sort of hatred can be let go of do you know what i mean then well you could know what i guess another way of putting it is um the more time you get to experience um if we're talking about like politics and things like that the the overton window um seeing it change is a what i just i just tell you what it means it's the uh the range of policies politically acceptable in the mainstream population at a given time yeah okay yeah

the window moved depending on the time period and it tends to go left for a while and back to right yeah not for me yeah when it well yesterday it was literally what no literally you're just talking about that no but you're implying that I'm going to swing in the future and that's like not cool but if you've never seen the overton win if you've never been in it and seen it shift as a politically aware adult um then are you saying that every politically aware adult is just flip floppy are you saying that you no you should never shut yourself off to new perspectives and beliefs but do you think any perspective on the far white is ever going to make you believe like no it's not about

just far right and far left it's like just finding your values through experience. Like, just saying, like, if I believe this one thing that is associated with this side, that means I am with that side. No, yeah, you should never do that. That's stupid. It is stupid. And so many people are like that, is that it's quench.

So you hate SJWs, do you? That, but that, like, yeah, that self-awareness to be like, oh, I used to believe this, and now I've grown to believe this and it probably is influenced heavily by the times it's so obvious that neither of you have played metal get solid too

but I have played civilisation and my society's always been left nothing shut up aren't you normally a warmongering fascist stunt no no I never do

Okay, just because every save we've had, I've gone to war with people. Doesn't mean I'm a war-monging and fascist, okay? I just want the best for my people. I suppose the extremes on both sides just become that. Shut up. Uh, right. Let's do one or two more here and wrap this bad boy up, so I'll wait another one for the goddamn books.

Hmm. Oh, someone is stunned. Spider's stunned The jar Wojacks are coming out Ah Hello Bojack boys Oh

Don't squeeze my hefty calves Bro, I'm on a genuine mission To like gain weight Okay I think this fasting thing's not worked out for me Because I'm under Tansdown You gotta gain then, bro I know, I got a gain but it's like

Man's a mass game You gotta do what Jim was saying Mark Woolboat does Where he drinks olive oil Yeah Nah I'm not drinking shit. After every meal, you've got to drink a cup of volleyball.

Yeah, you drink like an entire glass of olive. Why would I do that? Because it's just mad calories in liquid form, so easily consumable. You'll have heartburn every second of every day. No, no, it cools the heartburn. It just lines everything, lovely oil. Fucking set me on fire. I love, is a Mediterranean diet.

We've got his onto something over there. Yeah, yeah. Forget the actual, like, food and like... Yeah, get fat, go grease. Yeah, be great. Just be Greek. Yeah, just change, choose. Stoic.

Yep. How's training a dragon? Cringe. Right, uh, that bio has this to say. Okay. I already made a post about this, but I'll mention it here too. In two months' time, I will get the golden opportunity to meet Doug Walker of the nostalgia critic. Oh, we, he, where'd you ask this question?

No, we haven't. Yes, yes, you have. I've never have. I've just wed it every class. To be fair. I've clearly just... Ryan Reynolds one. Yeah, that was Ryan Reynolds.

I might just wed this one on the wed it by myself. Any suggestions on what to say to him? I might also get him to sign some stuff so I... Sorry, so I can send it to the PO box. It's a relatively small convention that my sister is volunteering for, so I think I'll have a lot of time with the critic. Bebe. Um, asking him about his socio police school beliefs on the current state of Bosnia.

Yeah, that's a good idea. No, that's Yugoslavia. I thought it was, um... Azebejean. I know. It was as a raison, on it. Stop saying it. Um, I'd say, um,

your opinions on Mab Max still the same. Thunderdome specifically. He loves that movie. Do you hate it? He just love Thunderdame, doesn't he? He does. Do you like Thunderdome? And to be fair, Thunderdame isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

It's got some pretty trash action, but climax's pretty cool, and the conclusion of Max's arc at the end of Thunderdome is pretty good. Fair enough. So if you could just say all that. Yeah, or maybe just take a copy of Thunderdome for him to sign. Oh, yeah, Thunderdome being signed. That would be sick. Or, yeah, hand him a copy of the wall and get him to sign it.

Ooh, that, yeah. I think that's just been mean. He just probably be like, ew. He might cry. Just be nice to him. If you're like, yeah, I loved that review. So I want to sign my copy of it so I can play the soundtrack, your version, while I'm watching it. To get the best version.

No, that's cringe. Well, I think it's cool. Well, you're wrong. You're just wrong. Shut up. Yeah. That's what I'd say. What would you bring for him, James? What would you bring?

What would you bring? Sign my copy of, Beep. Well, fine, then. Let's end on this one from Cheek only. Based on your life experience so far, what do you think is a word that's acceptable to say now, but won't be in 10 years? My own guess would be autistic, since it's been increasingly used as a pejorative, and there's already the push between adopting neurodivergent as a replacement, which, as someone with autistic family members, I personally find to be a bit aggressive as a term. Or maybe it would be the real marginalised groups. Gooners. Gamers.

Is the time of the G-slurr on the horizon? Gooners, absolutely. The witchie slough, gooners and gamers, or just gamers or just gooners. I'd say both. Gooners. Well, I both combined. I think video games are a cause for gooning. They get you in that mindset of just excess, you know?

Yeah, dopamine farming. Yeah, dopamine goon. The goon mine. I think that's a good bet. I don't think autistic would ever be, like, I mean, it's one of those things where, like, it... I can't remember when that started... Like, I started noticing people using it as a pejorative like that.

Because it did kind of become... Like, the R slur. Like, a similar thing... Like, using it in the exact same way, basically. But, like, from what I understand, neurodivergent is way too broad of a term to, like, being... To be diagnosed as a neurodivergent. Whereas autistic is, like, a specific... area that has specific traits, whereas neurodiversion is just like a blanket term

for anything that is unordinary in the... So what you're saying, you're disagree with it being an aggressive term. Well, I think it's the same as the R word. Like, any word you give to any condition like this can be used as an insult. so when people do it's not about using the word full stop it's about how you use the word yeah but this it happens like a bunch doesn't it with like medical terms well yeah because queer was a medical term because these terms are like it it can be insulting if you are called that yeah in a certain way and it's the same with like cripple you know if i don't think that was always

a derogatory thing. It's just what they said, but then, like, through time, yeah, it changes. I think, like, giving language too much power is inherently a little bit silly. So what, how do you...

What is the solution if there is one, then? Remove language. Yeah. Speaking facial expressions. Speaking binary? No, you can make words out of one. No, no, but you can only say yes or no, ever. Yes.

No? No. Okay. Should we translate an entire episode of Jaya into binary and then make that new episode? Like the normal episode in binary and that's the thing and that's what we, the fans have to like, see if they can work it out. How do you guys feel about an episode where we each did like 15 minutes? Well, alone? Yeah.

Yeah, no, absolutely. I will just talk about, like, the most lame of shit. Do we get to know what the other people were talking about, or do we just have to, like, assume? Good question. I can think about this still. But I've got to say, number four is on the way. Oh!

I hope you're wearing one of those huggies, nappies, bro. You mean shreddies? Normally do, bro. normally is off well you might as well end it then bro rip the system yeah he's gone straight to go do a big one okay

well rip into the system tear apart it seems does it mean rest in peace the system or like rip the system it's a double entendre what's an entendre

and then you look at it from another angle It sounds like something that just means the same thing Well no once one's a karate chop down one's a karate chop side So two totally separate things But they're converge in the same space and they're both karate chops yeah do that sound again that was cool which one the karate chops um combining uh what did I go fw

no but then they that bit no it sounded like it sounded like a sci-fi sound effect wah-waw-waw-wob wab wub-wob wab wab wab wab wab wab wab wab-dub-dub

you gotta cut that out bro the truth behind wabababab-dub what it truly meant yeah make a YouTube short

the truth behind wabababababab-dub-dub Break it down. Dub-dub is associated. Get anxiety again. Get your cock out. I know how to defeat it, James. Ready?

Okay. Let me just get my signal mode. Pretend you're explaining something for a YouTube short. So this is what people have never truly looked into. So right, the pyramids are the exact diameters. of the natural snow pyramids on the Arctic. I thought it was gonna see the Buoyne a bit. Maybe.

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