JAR Media Posdact - Splosh, Smosh & Resolute Nosh - JARCast Episode 258

Episode Date: January 24, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 07:16 Housekeeping 25:07 Wallace & Chicken 37:39 Bleak Metaverse Marriage 45:39 Mid Break 47:53 Reddit Questions 49:28 Film in Wetherspoon 50:30 JAR Candle 51:40 The Beltman Questions 53:21 'The Customer is always right' 1:04:04 A Meme Chat For Old Times Sake 1:11:12 X I D E V OY 1:12:41 Sticker Secret 1:14:23 Taking Me Back

Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen. Good afternoon, morning evening. Good afternoon morning evening. Good afternoon morning, evening. This is your host, a hostess, hostess, hostess, bar. On shift today is myself, Jamie and Alex, and we're going to seduce you, flirt with you. Jesus That's what hostess bar is

Okay It's one of those bars In Japan They host you And they just float of you And you pay them a lot of money We are That's what we are today

We are hosters Are branching out Yeah I'm Jamie I'm Jamie You've got the mischievous one You've got the smart one You've got the stupid one

You just pointed at me twice You're both of them You're What's Alex? The mischievous one so what am i the smart one i thought you were jamie yeah i'm jamie you're jamie jamie the hostess uh yeah we all uh was that was that a busted thing uh hostess i like the way you dress or was that um busted was um i went to the year three thousand not much has changed but they lived underwater

i don't miss that hill of music Great, great, great-granddaughter She's pretty fun She's pretty damn fun She's not pretty damn fan It's such a fucking weird line It is really weird Like

Nah Busted was problematic Yeah, why did they not get cancelled Because We need to bring attention on like podcasts Yeah What we're doing right now We're coming to you live

Through the power of the internet To tell you the important things About Busted being out of line Busted took it too far and we'll cancer them when we get to the year 3,000 Is that fair? Yeah, that's good. Put that in writing.

Yeah, write that down. I don't think you can cancel someone that actually dead. Really? Yeah. Well, it worked on Jimmy Saville. That is true. Yeah, but Jimmy Saville had like a legacy why because he was in the good books.

Like, I don't think Busted have any legacy. They've got legacy. just sang like five lines of their song. Yeah, they combine... Their one song that everyone knows. They combined? Macbusted, yeah. Oh wait, they fucking...

They did. They actually combined. Because they were both so much of a failure by themselves. They had to join together to be somewhat successful. We're getting the ire of the Macbusted crowd now, man. I wouldn't... What do they call themselves though? Because each, like, Stan has like a short, like a nickname. The Macbusters?

But yeah, like the Taylor Swift fans called. Swifties. Swifties, yeah. I mean, then the, what's Ariana Grande fans called? I know. Grandin latte. Oh, nice. Then you've got the Beyonceers.

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Yeah, we recorded Halo Infinite as good as they say. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So as long as... We've got one in the pipeline as well. Yeah. Yeah.

They will be up. Yeah. And maybe, you know, ha-ha-ha. Buy us a few... Fah! Buy us a few what? What are you going to sit?

Oh. Mah! I need to cut my fingernails. Do you not just, um, bite them in the bath? Why would you bite them? What? Do you? No, I actually don't.

I got with it as little machines, but it just sounds like so right. Machines. Machines? You know, they're clippers. They're not a machine, but they're clippers. No, what's the definition of a machine? We're automated. Like a robot is a machine.

It's like, it's like. Like, you know that thing you sharpen pencils with? Is that a machine? It's got a handle when you turn it. Well, there's more to that than there is clippers. Clippers are two pieces of metal, basically. No, it's like three pieces. I'm going to Google this.

I don't consider it a machine, and I build machines for a living. How does one define a machine? I'm defining machine right now. I would say a master sheet from Hela. An apparatus using mechanical power and having several parts, each with a definite function and together performing a particular cast.

That's not. A clippers, toenel clippers are not machines. Because it's not mechanical power, it's human power. Because you're pressing down on it. So a machine can't have... It can't be like human powered. Yeah.

No, it can be human power, not a machine. You see, I don't like this definition because it says using mechanical power. I'm asking what a machine is mechanical machine. So mechanical power. Think of a cog. You've got a smaller cog that's driving a bigger cod. No, but that is how nail clippers work

because it's using the principle of moments to create a larger force. And then going... Yeah. I see, I'm just thinking like pencil sharpener because it is just like a cog white and clippers.

I would... It depends. But I would say clippers are not. Tonell clippers are not. Mechanical. powered. Would it be a mechanical tool if we had some kind of large rodent we could just put our hands down that would like just nibble on our nails? It's not tool, it's not mechanical then, is it? There's no mechanic. It's not on with Alex on this one.

It's a living being. And? Well, so you're saying a machine can't be living? Ah, no, I'm saying we can't, I'm saying, no, I'm saying that we can't make a living things with no mechanical mechanics inside it. We can't make that. It's a living thing.

But arguably our bodies are a mechanism. They are, but they're not mechanical. Well, then why is it called a mechanism? Why has it got mech in the word? Mecca. We're flesh. We're not metal. But what if I had like, what if this rodent had one

replaced leg? No, no, no. You can't move the cold post like that, Alex. Come on. let's do some housekeeping let's clean up this shit yeah sure no let's do it

yeah if you got something to say let's just hold everything and just let you no it's fine let's go whatever we're just saying

you left the house dirty okay and messy Dylan Milne's gonna start cleaning things up for us hey Alex I get the washing up gloves thing too so this is

last episode I was talking about just the problems using rubber gloves when doing the washing up and how water would get inside and just... When we debated with you, we debated you to prove that you're silly? Let's see what he says. It's because of sweat, not water getting into the glove. With your gloves in warm water with rubber right up against them, it's inevitable. Even a tiny amount of sweat will feel like you've dumped your hands into the bowl

due to being in warm, clammy gloves. Try a friendlier washing liquid like e-cover. Or my preferred, which you can get on subscription, Splosh. Smosh? Smosh. They hate us. I actually hadn't considered that. That's actually like so, so obvious.

I'm going to... The hand's sweating. Of course your hands are going to sweat. Yeah, and I run that water hot too as well. I want it to burn. I'm kind of hesitant with that one. What, running the water hot to burn? And then you don't...

Don't use gloves. No, I do use gloves. Those gloves don't stick to your skin as much, though. The gloves you're using. Like, my comparison is that I use latex gloves a lot with work. And when I'm dealing with hot metals, my hands are going to be sweaty if I'm doing it for 20 minutes. And then when you peel it off, it's like humid as fuck.

Your hands are just sweat, pure sweat. But that's because the glove is literally sticking to the sweat. And the gloves you're using aren't like that. So I don't think that's... I don't entirely believe that. If your hands are in hot water. Boiling hot water. Do you feel the heat through it?

Yeah. Well, yeah, but you're going to no matter what gloves you were. Because, like, your hands are in there for a minute, you know? What about, like, welding gloves? Or glass forging gloves? See, no, welding gloves, yeah, but they're so thick, your hands are going to be hot because of the... Start wearing fucking...

Yeah, it's like insulation. Yeah. So your hands are going to be horribly sweaty after that. So a lot of people... A lot of people weld with no gloves. I suppose a lot of people forge glass without gloves as well I'm sure some do Alex I'm sure some do I don't think a whole lot of touching is involved with glass making

yeah yeah don't they have those two sort of things if they use poles yeah yeah what two things no glass make I don't know how they do it they like they just like get they have two like poles and they're like no they like melt sand pour it in a cup and then like swirl it and then spread it out we're not talk about that kind of glass making I remember talking about the spinning it wound on the thing and... Yeah, the cool one that's on YouTube.

Yeah. You know? But they blow... Like, make it get larger? Yeah. Get like... What the fuck is wrong with my... They make the glass larger by sucking and blowing into it.

Yeah, have you never seen videos of it? Yeah, once or something, but I thought it was like proper lame. Fair enough. Do you think a orangutan could make glass? They will eventually, I guarantee it. Do we know for a fact that that's not currently what's happening? Well, do we know for a fact that they're not making glass? Because my answer would be yes.

You can't really prove a negative though. There's no way of knowing that there isn't somewhere an orangutan making glass. Maybe that's where glass comes from. Just last week they figured out. They just started doing it recently. Yeah, I guess that's possible. No, because they'd have to make a furnace. I feel like they'd be building houses before they'd be.

that are making glass. No, they'll make glass houses and it's how they learn and then teach themselves that. So they're making glass houses before they learn how to make glass? No, they learn how to make glass and they use that knowledge

to then build houses, but then they quickly learn the issue with making houses out of glass. Which is what? It starts as the foundation of their language. But what if glass houses lead to them being really open with each other? So they're not blocking each other off

from connections with their society. They're not becoming tough-diffing the... But I thought the problem with the glass house is that if you throw a stone at it, then it smashes. That's not true, though. That's why they'll be nice to each other.

That's not true, though. Have you tried throwing a walk through a window of a house? Alex once spun around a pole with a piece of plastic on the end, and the piece of plastic launched off and smashed our glass. Oh, greenhouse. Yeah, that's greenhouse. You don't leave in a glass. Yeah, but you don't live in a greenhouse.

It's not house. No, but we're talking about... This is early orangutan technology. They can barely forge glass of much strength. Yeah, double glazed. They're years off that. They're like 10... No, I think...

No, because double glazed glass is just two pieces of glass put together of like a silicon layer, right? That's why they're insulation. Mm-mm. So what the Yuanatangutan would do? They'll make one glass. No, I thought double-glazed was when it was... They're two pieces of glass that aren't even touching.

No, that is it. They're separate. Yeah, yeah. They've got like air in the between. Yeah, they've got an air gap in the middle, really thin. Yeah. It almost looks like it doesn't. So clearly, the Wangatang would just put the two pieces of glass together and be like, oh, it's double glazing.

Then they've got all glass house. They're not going to know to double glaze it. They might, though. Yeah, they need at least five, ten years for that. No, but you can't prove the negative, is what you just said. If we can't prove they won't... Okay, I'm right. Eh?

Endless possibilities has one for us, an important one. I feel like I should speak on the Live Like a Dog quote. I know a lot about it because I'm one of the people that made a Reddit post thanking Jim for introducing me to the quote. That's fucking bullshit, no! Let me read this. Regret what you do, not what you don't do, which happened on one of the first jarcasts with Randy in it as well.

On the cast, I'm not sure if it's true or not, but Rubin mentioned that it was James's most insightful thing he'd ever said. However, it was actually Alex, Randy, that brought the quote up in this instance saying, you've got to live like one of them smack dogs. So truly, you all had a hand in being the quote, being brought up in the podcast. I've used it, I've made it meaningful, though.

Well, no, not if this guy... What if it came from Randy, though? No, but I've used it in the sense of actual genuine suicide and depression. as a post after that so that kind of gives it meaning what that's cheap it's cheap no it is it seems like we've all had a little play on this one

and I'm willing to accept my third of the equation of this your third so I don't take in half so it doesn't work like that I don't get any Randy well Randy doesn't get credit Randy has never had an original thought

in his fucking so true I hate that fucking asshole. Make sure we edit that out. We don't want to have stuff like that in the cast, you know? Yeah, Andy might see it. Disorder has one for us. Really appreciate this cast.

This year so far I've gone without cigarettes, and hopefully I can keep it going. What New Year's resolutions would you fellas want to keep going throughout the year? And what resolutions do you think you'll drop already? Randy included. Actually, no, it says Randy inluded. So I don't know. Um

I Have I seen Randy this year? Yes Is that this year or? No that was this year It was like last week Two weeks ago Okay

Well that's my new year's resolution Fucked What was it going to be To try and avoid seeing him for the year Well yeah to not see him for a whole year Well that's my one Because I haven't seen him Hopefully I never fucking will

Whatever I mean ideally Okay Yeah I'm okay that. What's your New Year's Reservoche, James? I hadn't actually thought of any because

I've never been in such a state where I felt like I've needed to do it. Usually it's something like... Because you're perfect already? No, well, no. No, no, not like that. But it's like, normally it's like big ones. Like I want to go to the gym

more, I want to eat better. And I've never really had those ones because I've kind of just done that Half-A-Fuel year, I've just kind of made that decision. But my New Year's resolution would probably be my New Year's resolution every year. We just, just stop watching porn. Okay. As we've talked to us so many times on shot, that's just the usual one.

How's that going so far? I failed to live every day. No. No, not January. I'm starting that from like now. From right now. From yesterday. Why yesterday?

Because that's when I said. I'm not doing it anymore. So, here I am. I'm one day into my failed New Year's evolution. Because I fell two weeks. This is like Chinese New Year, right? Yeah. As long as you're resolute about it, it doesn't really matter.

Fair enough. I'll try and last maybe more than a month this time. Okay, my resolution is to own a... Own a bird. In the garden. Not a caged bird. A free bird. It's not going to last long, is it?

Well, that's fine. If he decides to leave, that's on him. No, it's not that. Billy. No, that's what I mean, a free bird. I'll buy a bird and set it free. That's my dream. That's what I want to do.

I want to buy like a vintage... Vintage bird. A vintage vulture. and just set it free I went to a pub recently that has a bird in the pub Like a parrot Yeah

And it talks and shit And like The one over that way Yeah And it like climbs around Using its beak and legs And it never flies And I was watching it

And it was It made me quite sad Mm-hmm It's like the visual metaphor Of like Of yeah Of being trapped Yeah

Um But like a bird not being allowed to fly I can't be a happy life like this guy is meant to be free yeah man yeah it was weird like being in Australia and they were just like cockatoos just flying around

yeah that's why they're meant to be just screaming not supposed to steal beautiful bird beverages from other countries and just lock them up and my controversial take here is there's no difference a bird that can't fly is no different than a dog that can't won.

Don't have dogs on leads. That's my... What you mean? My really... My hot take. There's not. Birds haven't like evolve with humans. They haven't...

But why do so many people leave dogs on leads? Because they might run away. Jarlings actually get pissed at me for this. They've actually had retaliated. When have you mentioned this before? Oh, I've had a big discussion about this, how it annoys me. And Jarlings are like, James, no, there's nothing wrong with it. It surely could spin it the inverse, too.

What? The dogs shouldn't be off leads. The dogs should be on leads. But why? Because not every dog's, like, trustworthy. That's, they're only not trustworthy because of the owner. But that doesn't eliminate the fact that there are dogs that... You can't anticipate every dog coming from a good owner, you know?

No, of course. That's why every dog should be owned by me. Then every dog would be the happiest dog in the world. no gargie no but regarding dogs as I've told you guys that I've done the whole collie thing of no lead

that you know guys will just go off on his it's like I've walked him since being a puppy and he's always had this thing where he pulls a lot because that's a collie thing because of anxiety I just got really sick on a walk so I just took the lead off walked through town

by all the roads and it was perfectly fine just did the collie thing of just walking ahead at his pace fine and it is just the way you should walk dogs because it's so easy I disagree though because there's also circumstances like people that are scared of dogs

it's your responsibility for that dog to not make other people uncomfortable I don't know that it's going to make them uncomfortable, though. You can't...

You can't... You can't... You can't live a certain way to make sure you're not making everyone else alive uncomfortable. Yeah, but also, what if... Everything we do... What if Alex was walking with one of his dogs

off the lead and they'll buy him and then there's a cat down the road? Yeah, that's my... That's a behaviour you can't change. It's innate in a dog to chase a cat. Mm, he hasn't so far. Has he seen a cat? Yeah.

He didn't do anything. He just kept walking along. Because it's like, You can't live and try to everyone else's comfort all the time. Because every second of your day, someone's uncomfortable what you're doing. You can take steps to reduce those factors, though. Like, when you're walking behind someone and they're walking really slow, I assume you don't walk at your normal pace until you're right behind them.

Yeah, you just overtake them. No, not if there's not enough space, if it's a busy road and there's not enough space to get past them, you're not going to, like, make them uncomfortable just because you're, Of course you're not going to make them comfortable because that's a very specific situation. So you're changing what you're doing for someone else's sake. I feel like that's what we all do. But the thing with dogs is it's a different thing. If it was a dog that, if you had a dog off a lead that was so human focus that it walked out to everyone all the time, that's different to a dog that will just walk past them and not do anything.

Yeah, we're both of my dogs want to say hello to everyone and everything. Gaius doesn't. When he's off the lead, he is just walking straight. Nothing faces in. so it's like even if people walk past me you're a bit scared of dogs he's already walked past them gone by the time they walk past me

it's like not a problem because he's doing his own thing you know so he's not invading other people so that's where it's like okay because he's just doing his own thing it's okay until he eats a fetus you know

of course of course let's end housekeeping with this one from Nubius Maximus addressing we made fun of the book of Boba Fett for having these lame speeders in them that look like what 60s motorbikes mob culture so like mob was just like in the 60s everyone had like vespers and they'd have loads of mirrors and it was just it was a cultural thing for style basically it's like it's the same what my culture has and whatnot my culture

of being Japanese cars those moped speeders and boba aren't lame. They are referencing the 1960s mod culture, as is clear in their Vesper-like design and the inclusion of superfluous mirrors. I think it's pretty cool. The characters that ride them are meant to be 90s 70s 80s punks, which clashes a little, but it beats the standard Star Wars motifs for me. You can reference something... You can reference something like that, but do it in a way that's good and not lame. Because I've seen the scene. I've watched the scene. I watch the scene yesterday. I've still not seen the scene. When we talked about it, I hadn't seen

the episode, I don't think. Or had I? You hadn't seen the full episode. I'd just seen like the screenshots being shared and I gave it a chance, watched it myself. It was lame to watch even how it was shared. The reason, the reason it's lame. It's just, it's because it, they don't fit in with the setting. If you're going to have these bright, like, reds, greens, yellows, or whatever and you're in a desert it's literally impossible for them to be clean they need to be like... Yeah, they're on tattooing man

they need to have like a bit of if all they had to do is just make them a bit sandy that's it then they would have like dull or something yeah that's all they needed to do and it would have looked fine and been like a weapon's but because it's so obvious

it's like so just like clean is perfectly clean and it just It just doesn't work at all, and it looks lame. It doesn't look like Star Wars. No. And having like punks is weird. It looks like some shit out of cowboy bebop. The Netflix.

The Netflix Cowboy Bebop, yeah, it looks like some fucking lame shit out of that. And that's not the look you want to be going for. I'll tell you about the look we want to be going for. Some announcements. Huge announcements. Let's do some topics. I got two stories to bring up here. The first from NGadgett.com.

New Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run movies are coming to Netflix. Chicken Run Dawn of the Nugget will arrive sometime in 2023, ahead of Wallace and Gromit's return sometime in 2024. How does that make you feel, bro? Chicken Run is like, whatever. Well, they're replacing the... I assume how much... Gibson chicken might be back.

Yeah, but the main character as well. They're replacing her. Oh, really? Yeah, because they said she sounds too old or something, which I think it's fucking bullshit. You can't just have like a hiatus for 15 years or however the fuck long it's been. And then just be like, no, fuck you, you're too old. It's lame.

Just have the character be about older and then have like other characters around them. Um, and no, Wallace and Gromit, no. No, yeah. No, you fucking can't. You can't do that. It's disrespectful as fuck. It is incredibly disrespectful. Wallace...

Explain why. Wallace. The voice actor of Wallace passed away years ago. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm with you. You cannot replace that man. No, he, he, like, that's his whole legacy. That's his legacy as Wallace being the most iconic fucking British character.

Yeah. You can't just fucking do that. That's dirty. It's so disrespectful. And it doesn't matter who they get to replace him. It will never be the same. You know? All it's ever going to be is someone doing an impression of Wallace, not Wallace.

Yeah, to me it's like, oh, the guy who voiced Homer Simpson died, let's recast Homer Simpson. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, just forget about it. Do someone else. That's done. Done. It's like someone else,

Seth Macfarlane passing away and someone doing family guys. It's not the same. Well, yeah. I mean, you joke, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just do like a Gromit spin-off show or something. Even then.

Which they basically already did with like Sean the Sheep where it's like the silent animal. Yeah, yeah. Just don't. Why do they feel the need to do this? Why? IP. Stop bringing things back from.

the dead. Oh, do you think they'll use like an algorithm? Like, just scan his voice from the old movies. They literally, they could. An algorithm's voicing Wallace again. That shit is going to happen. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder what was going to lead the charge.

Bruce Willis. Sure, he'll be some Disney shit. I don't know what it is about Master Chief, but I've often, like, thought about that, like, how fuck they'd be if the guy who voiced him died. Yes. I've considered, like... It's not a very nice thought. When he's in the booth. like do they get him to like just say like

so pineapple yeah they just one of those sentences that has every like vowel every letter so that they can just save it in the data bank no that's what they're gonna do because it's like if you are a kung fu master or you know you're incredibly skilled at a martial art that's like useful in a movie like shang chi

or whatever martial arts movie it's like they've been ages ago they've been like recording all the moves so all the really skilled people when they pass away they've still got all their signature moves it's like one huge Hong Kong fighter was like

refused Hollywood roles because he knew that was going to happen because you know his skill and his legacy would just be permanently in Hollywood because they've got all the technology to capture all the moves and shit so surely it would be possible to have

they kind of tried it in those Star Wars prequels with like Count Duku where they have a stuntsman doing the action and CGing the face on they could probably do that now and they do do it

I mean a bunch like in movies now it's just weight less nerdsball but I can imagine that and then like the rocks doing like the most incredible action you've ever seen and you're wondering like his body type literally can't yeah you're right well have you seen red notice he's

pretty good in that but yeah this this physically upset me yeah disgusting well as for this still untitled Wallace and Gromit movie original series creator Nick Park will be returning as director featuring a story written

by Paul and Mark Burton who wrote Madagascar okay are they going to get Alex the line to replace See I'm kind of It makes it worse That the original creators

The one doing it Because it's like surely he knows that Wallace is fucking Wallace You can't replace that Surely he's got enough fucking integrity You're a cunt Oh Slated to arrive almost two decades after the curse of the wear rabbit

Two decades Wallace and Gromit's second feature-length film revolves around Wallace's latest invention A Smart Gnome That has developed a mind of its own Cue the hijinks Fuck you You don't like smart gnome No it shouldn't happen

Let it be Yeah just let it be Curse of the Way rabbit is a beautiful movie You're gonna follow up with a sub-pass sequel that nobody's going to watch because they'd rather people are only going to care about it when the skins are in Fortnite

Oh is Wallace going to be in Fortnite? Yeah When this movie comes out though yeah Gromit will be in Fortnite Exactly In Fortnite

The Gromit skin I don't think Gromit's body No but that that That shouldn't happen Because it means that All the people who know About Wallace and Gomot will only know

because of Fortnite skins Not the incredible movie Or the But what's better Right Like just the Wallace and Gromit Fade into relevance or you introduce it

to a youth of the world. Fuck, I just gatekeepers. Through a fortnight. No, you can't stop it though. What part? The Fortnite consumption of all. You know how there's like this idea that if you do something with

the blockchain, you can create an internet black hole that will consume. I'm not joking. This is an actual fucking thing. What? What? What's an internet black hole? what do you mean there's some man

because you know like the fucking blockchain is numbers right it's like a number code there's if you if you constantly start repeating the same thing let's just say an NFT or some shit so you constantly constantly replicate the same NFT you eventually fucking create a black hole

how can you create a black hole like an internet black hole like a file like an online like a blockchain black hole where it's just like everywhere I don't understand I don't understand either but it's apparently a thing but what I'm saying is

Fortnite is a black hole and it's consuming so much yeah they can't it's gonna get to a point where it collapses it's it's so beyond parody like yesterday I put on a a Fortnite trailer and you're like

is this real is this even real because it was like the characters from arcane yeah the arcane V from arcane is just in fortnight now but the skin like looked bad no it looked like The show, which also looks really bad.

Wait, what? I thought you loved Arcane. I like it. It's cute. Do you think the Fortnite can collapse, or should I say, when Fortnite collapses, I think every IP will have no value? To me, it's like, it reminds me of, like, Call of Duty. I remember, like, 10 plus years ago being, like, how long can they really maintain it? And they have maintained it.

but it's like still number one selling game. No, but when your whole thing is just other people's IPs, we literally talked about this with the Microsoft acquisition of Activision, right? That what else can Microsoft consume that isn't like Sony, EA or Ubisoft? So what can Fortnite actually consume now? Well, everything. Just IPs. Yeah, and if it consumes everything, nothing has any value because it's all Fortnite.

It collapses. It can't consume the way it has. Is it possible for them? What's like, are they ever going to start making funco pops? It's like... No, yeah, it's almost invincible in that way. Yeah.

Fortnite, I mean, like... I don't think it can... No, because, like, Dune comes out. It's in Fortnite. It's like any movie that comes out, like, call me by your name. Fortnite. Fucking moonlight, Fortnite.

Yeah, but it has to stop. At some point, the line has to be drawn. No, because it just means anything... Whatever's popular that year. Anything that remotely gets near to pop culture is in Fortnite. Yeah, but what then... It's probably the main thing, like, keeping it alive. But what happens when there's nothing more to add?

That's what I'm saying. Like, the black hole... There's always more to add. There's always, like, new movies every year. Yeah, the next Spider-Man movie, the next Thor movie, the next Guardians of the Galaxy, the next fucking doones. the next It's Dune

It's Dune actually Yeah It just has consumed all And I just I think there's got to be a point When it can't do it anymore Like surely No surely

Let's just say two years down the line When we've had 15 four movies Seven Iron Man movies And then a Captain America sequel When you've got 15 fours in the game Where's When you go into the store

And there's 15 fucking fours 15 the box Vin Diesel will be slightly different So it's just a huge catalogue of content Yeah but surely that catalogue can get too big That video I went on yesterday Like just in the Fortnite Machinima

Like machinima thing Um No but there was that guy talking about like Changing and swapping skins For people who are like addicted to Fortnite is like part of it You've got like Your favourite skins and shit

And you like swap them out Depending on like the time of year and shit it's like that deep really yeah he was yeah he was saying in the video like yeah it's festive season so we'll put on these skins and he like goes to that place and he puts on his like festive skin so I guess there are that many skins now in that

game yeah there's a fuck ton of skins like I didn't realize it was actually that bad because it's like everything's in the Giz of War Halo arcane John Wick Spider-Man isn't fucking God of War in it yes Cretus no Cretus

Evangelion's not in it yet That's a good thing When it gets a Western remake Then it'll be in Fortnite Yeah do they have any like Big Japanese franchises Do they have like Naruto?

Is Narito in it? Yeah, noutos in it Oh okay I'm pretty sure tracking bull's probably in it One piece or whatever's probably in it But Gundams not so The Attack on Titans in Warzone No it's not actually

It's not yet. They leak the Attack on Titan event in what Vanguard. No, but I'm pretty sure that's been officially announced now. Shit, yeah. Because there's a melee weapon. There's a, the blade that's in God. In Call of Jude, that's such a weird... That's the weirdest thing I saw it, and I was like,

no way it's this wheel. Fucking Attack on Tyne. I feel like back in the day, like a traditional cop player would be the exact person who would, like, mock someone who watches Attack on Titan. Yeah. Yeah. Times they are a change in.

There's not a Cowboy Bebop event yet. Surprising, given the Netflix adaption. Well, that didn't do very well, did it? It's already been cancelled. Frank, fuck. Is there like a Squid Game thing in it yet? Yeah, oh, yeah. It's Squid Game in Fortnite.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Squid Game is in Fortnite. Actually, yeah. I was about to say, surely that's too violent. If it's got, like, Terminator's an alien, something like, all bets are off. No, Squid Game's not violent at all. These kids love it. Yeah, they say desensitized Squid Game is... I would check, but...

Um I did have one more thing to say about fucking Wallace and Gromit but it almost seems like too late now you know Things have moved on to Fortnite As they always do They always fucking do Men's a charm media with a Fortnite event

Give it three years We've got one other story I want to throw out there before we go to break Um This is from BGR BGR dot IN Meet India's first couple Set to Marry in the Metaverse

What do you have to say about this? Yeah, what is there to say about this, Alex? What do you mean? I showed you to this The story yesterday and you were like, Oh, this is an awesome one, bro. No, I fucking cringed. No, it's not even the worst part.

They recreate their dead dad in it. Yeah, that's the part I wanted to get to, bro. Yeah, this is heavy. last month we witnessed the world's first wedding in the metaverse Tracy and Dave Gagnon have become the first couple to get married in the metaverse what does that mean in the metaverse Facebook metaverse yeah but they're not married in real life it's actually the archer

wait that looks like Fortnite it looks like it does like but there's Hogwarts in the background oh yeah married in Hogwarts in the metaverse while wearing like Matrix skins what is what is the metaverse because I thought the metaverse was the Facebook thing yeah it is but I thought metaverse part of it was like

the VR like virtual yes the meta yeah so it's like VR chat it's VR chat Facebook VR chat yeah as James alluded to that's when shit gets like really fucking weird

um maybe that's a good thing yeah Um, explain details of your Metaverse Wedding. How will it? The legal... blah, blah, blah. To attend the event, one requires a stable internet connection, a device, and a web browser. They will be given a log-on or a wallet called Meta-Mask, a cryptocurrency blockchain wallet,

which will require the name and password of the person. The platform will generate a key, which will take them to the virtual world, wherein they'll be able to select costumes of their choice and create their avatar. And now we're at the part. What do you plan to get your father-in-law... How do you plan to get your father-in-law in the metaverse? Who's no more with you all physically? We have taken his photograph and created a 3D avatar.

The avatar is pre-programmed and we have added some actions like welcoming and blessing the groom and bride. So I feel the metaverse is... is a great platform for someone who lost a loved one that wishes to have their presence on their special day. Imagine, imagine, like, we've played games, right? A fucking bitcher of it. It's really fucked, man. Imagine like a wed dead AI or GTA5 AI and you're putting your fart arm into your dad's skin suit.

That is disgusting. It's actually fucked up. I hate that. What do you think? Because there were those stories about. But when Kanye, he got like a hologram of Kim Kardashian's dad, right? A hologram thing. Yeah.

But I mean... I disagree with the whole concept. It's like so... It's so disrespectful to someone's actual life. No, if it's cathartic for the people that lost... Fuck them. Why? I mean, respectful for the dead.

If I'm dead, you can fucking turn me into a Fortnite go, I don't give a shit. Clip that. We need that. Yeah. No, but that's different, because that's like me using your skin in Fortnite. That's fine. Making your Fortnite character attend my wedding actually really sad. Why?

Because I wish you were actually there and you weren't dead. Yeah, but... So I'd rather you not there at all. Damn, okay. Well, it's... No, I'd want Fortnite me to be the... No, it's either you're dead. It's either you're alive there in person.

Or you're just dead. So picture... I'm dead, right? Yeah. And you're in your fucking Metaverse wedding. But you're like, let's just fucking summon Alex's virtual corpse. And there I am going.

Yeah, so they're like Fortnite. You know, like default animation. I would only like it if we can record you before you die. So that once you've got your Metaverse character, we can add dialogue lines from you. That's, I'd be okay with that. this shit's crazy what if they program like a whole storyline

where he like didn't approve at the last minute and they had to like convince him yeah that would be so if they knew he didn't approve and then they were like begging the program it's like please make him disapprove

of our wedding in the metaverse so it's accurate if he random encounters there'll be a random event that you can get fucked up don't do it no but

do whatever you want They said it's like a browser, which it's like second life. That's what... It is the VR chat. No, it's second life. No, because it's not VR. It's not VR. They said it's in a browser.

You just go on a computer into a browser. No, that's for the guests. I reckon they're putting on full-on headsets. No, no, I don't think they are. It's just people who've got married in second life before and World of Warcraft. Why is this special? People got married in Final Fantasy 14. Yeah.

Well, that's the best one to pick, I guess. Yeah. So what's special about this Metaverse? Nothing. Nothing, it's just the headline. That's been agreed from the beginning there, right? No, but the Walmart one's proper. The Walmart Metaverse is the good one.

Walmart's got their own Metaverse, do they? Well, you shop in the Walmart Metaverse, and you have a trolley, and then it just comes up with the aisles, and you pick what you want, and you... So it's like shopping in the Matrix? Yes. But how do you get the stuff? They deliver it? I don't think so.

well you just don't get anything yeah i think it's just like a all the fun of shopping without paying all the fun of shopping without getting any yeah well i was doing i was doing like the cooking mama thing all the fun of cooking without the washing up yeah but you don't get the fucking food either yeah or like an awesome game it's just like a lame boring reenactment of just going cut onions no it's not even that like it's not even that much engagement. It's find onions on the shelf and put them in your virtual control. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. It's worse than cooking mama.

Just I think you feel like this, imagine you die in the Metaverse and you end up in the Walmart Metaverse purgatory for life. And you're just... Yeah, if you die in the Metaverse, do you die in real life? No. No, because that's sort of online. Oh, right. No, that's how you live forever.

If before you die, you hop into the metaverse, you keep going, man. When are we going to start getting, like, movies like that? Where it's like, yeah. What happens if someone's in a coma and you put them in the Metaverse? That's one for Zucky to answer it. Well, I guess they then could attend your wedding. We need to put someone in a coma to test this theory.

Yeah, it's like VR chat where you put all the sensors on them, so you're just hooking up like coma patients with VR headsets. Coma patients being dropped into war zone when they've been in coma like 10 years. Go! Boom We'll catch you on the next stage of Phase 2 of the Jarm Media Metaverse I like that phase 2

Phase 2 Is going to phase 2? Do you have a hairband? No I was in that It's gone all like really strange Isn't it? It looks fine though It looks fine

It looks fine in real life But on the camera Your hair is so strange What are you drinking today, Alex? I just importantly I fucking grapes, squished down, fermented. Oh? Do tell me more. Yeah, so I'm a bottle with a bottle on it, with a lot and bunch of little cartoonies sitting around the bottle. What sort of cartoonies?

Well, human silhouette cartoonies. Hmm. A silhouette's scary to you. Um, yeah. Why? Because normally it's like a masked figure, a cloaked figure. Not necessarily. They're wearing like a hood.

They're like a death eater. They're like a Voldem. Do you like, um, cotton I jitter? A little bit bat down to a... That's not how that goes. That's not how it goes. Hidden d'a...

Hidden deen da da da da... It's more like that. That's what I was doing, but I put my own spin on it. Oh. He'don da, don't... You're modernizing it. Yeah. He really likes it, look.

Does he? Hidden div I've gone to... See, people think Aggie don't like me. But he fucking loves me. I'm surprised James didn't know. I don't assume and start going off. No. No, you can't do this.

No, come on, please. What? No, we... What? What you're trying to do? Come over here or something. He looks fucking ridiculous He looks fat as fuck as well

He looks huge Hello you come on with you Come on there you go come on Who is from the back is Welcome to the second half of the jarcos Where we head over to the sub-reddit And answer questions from a suggestion thread You can ask us whatever you like

If you head over there Just like I actually want to just to wrap up that metaverse bullshit I kind of wanted to read this comment from it because it's thanks to a jarling that this information must deliver our way Bebo Baby said this

Hey lads, an Indian couple got married in the metaverse being the first virtual wedding I saw this story on the local news They have 6,000 guests are getting married In the Harry Potter school And apparently the groom's dead dad is going to be there too The couple are going to have a small real life ceremony as well, but wanted to include all the

people who couldn't be there. In the news piece, they showed a preview of how it will look and it reminded me of a Sims 4 advertisement. Then what's your opinion on that? Do you think we'll go towards a more technical, technological, less human contact future. Personally, it feels super dystopian.

Keep up the good work and thanks for the countless laughs. Yeah, super dystopian. Yeah, but this has been the direction we've been going in for a long time. Yeah. Since Bezos got rich, it's just dystopia central. no the existence of social media in and of itself is like you don't have to interact in real life to the same degree

yeah yeah we pretty much addressed this in the previous part I just wanted to shout out the jarling there judy pipop can properly get us going here basically you'll fucking stop chasing her say like a fucking dumbhouse and distracting me. Film an episode in a weather spoon. No.

I feel like we'll just get attacked or something. Or the people serving there will just laugh at us and make fun of us. They did. They literally laughed at us the last time I bought chips there. They brought it to the table visually laughing. It was when she was bringing my food. She laughed at me. She laughed at me for being so foolish.

What did you order again? Like pasta or something. microwave pasta and like I knew what I was in for but like she didn't have to laugh at me man you know I yeah I don't know if she was specifically laughing at you or just laughing out of the

yep this is me like kind of acknowledging like what I'm placing in front of you sort of thing you know yeah she's so fucking retarded no nefariousness 2144 says If Jarl made a candle, what would it smell like?

Bread. No. I don't agree with that. Teeth. Yeah. Baked teeth. No, Argy's Farts. Mm.

All Paisley. Can you get like candles that make noises every like half inch or so? Yeah, it's like a firecracker. As the wick burns down, it's a firecracker. That's one of them farted as well. You know, I think he disposed his breath. No, for every half an inch of the candle burns, it makes a noise, which is one of us fighting. And it's a different one of us every time.

Yeah. She is so distracting. What the fuck is she doing? You quite done? Oh my God. Is it just a golden retriever thing? because Max would do this dumb shit as well. Yeah, no, golden achievers are like this.

They're just fake as shit. Oh, Jesus. 22 characters says, have you put any more thought into the Belkman Dad slash Mum episode? Have you discussed it with them? Are they ready to be on the cast? What kind of topics would you discuss? I don't want them to be on the cast.

Really? You never told us this. I think it's too, it's going too deep. What do you mean? Why? So why do we need to have our extended, family mother's in it. Humor? No, but I think it's just like, I think that, that side of it should just be kept as like a personal thing.

They don't necessarily have to be on camera. Well, how else did it be an episode? It's like Jim and I are over here and you got one of the Beltman members placed epically somewhere off camera. Yeah. I'm simply against it. Well, you don't get to say it's not, your family.

Yeah, I know I don't get a say. Do it if you want. It won't bother me. Well, it clearly will. Yes, I will have to dislike it

on my seven accounts just so that we can see it behind the... True. I really feel for all those fucking trolls that had like 500 accounts

that they used to dislike. They've lost all their power. Hmm. Yeah. I bet there are some that are still doing it just out of like they're used to the routine,

you know? yeah and at that point it's more for them and not yeah true and yeah that's what another reason why the dislike button was so bad and needed to go just needed to be ripped away yeah needed to be sucked sad marian berry 7172 as this to say how do you gamers i was just wondering what the jar boys thought about the whole the customer is always right mindset of certain companies I used to try and revolve my work mindset around this idea, making sure that any customers or clients I worked with always felt like they were entitled to essentially anything they felt like they were entitled to. However, as I've gotten older and I've worked in a variety of places, I've realized that honestly, the customer is almost never fucking right, lull. I always give a good customer service as possible, but the amount of unwarranted complaints attempts to get free stuff, customers just being downright rude and negative experiences I've had during my years.

Working have taught me that this mindset is actually incredibly toxic and can result in the deterioration of workers' mental and even their physical health. At the moment, I'm working as an assistant manager in a cafe during a period where we're extremely understaffed, and even just within the last week, I've had customers ask for refunds for unwarranted reasons, including them putting too much sugar in their own coffee and them not realizing that our coffee is caffeinated. I'm not even joking about that one. customers spending up to 10 minutes complaining to me about my company's prices as if I personally decided on them and even one person complained because I stepped backwards slightly when I pulled their mask down to talk to me and calling me rude for doing so. I personally can't work with this mindset anymore and don't think people working in customer service should. I just think giving the

best service you can within reason is the right way to go. I'd love to hear the jar boys thoughts on this topic. Cheers. I think I think the normalization through big companies is to fuck the customer and it's like if have a fucking backbone if the customer's being a cunt just tell them no and tell them to fuck off but that's the problem they're right is that you're internally you're taught that the customer's always right as a way to kind of be like i think it's something that's created mainly through big corp it's like big companies like mcdonalds where they have this whole procedure in like you know h bar departments and they've got this whole process why because it's like if a lay like you're laborer you're

doing work for someone. If they were a cunt, you fucking deal with it how you want, because you're, you're in control. And I think what needs to happen is the big corp needs to change the way they view that. Because smaller companies aren't. Isn't that the problem, though, is that you're, you're kind of not in control in that situation. If you're, if you're just, like, customer facing, you're just someone working. Like, what does someone realistically have within their power to do that wouldn't jeopardize their job in any way? Because I remember, like, when working in retail, getting, like, told off for shit that, like, I didn't even really do. Someone complained about me.

I didn't, I don't remember, like, what, if I did anything, like, specific, I just wasn't, like, nice enough or whatever, according to this customer. Mm. And then I was, like, put on the watch list, and they were, like, watching me from afar and shit and, like, ranking me in all this shit. And it's, that's, that's the problem of corp. It's the corp problem. Because they're so, so focused on this, the customer, they can't get bad reviews or any. The customer's always, right, mentality that it's just dangerous to the employees, as this, this jarling has stated. It's not good.

And big corp needs to take a fucking backbone. Because it's the thing is, it's always management, right? It's not like a, it varies store to store based on the management of the company or that location. Because if I was a manager, I'd be like, yeah, just how to fuck off. I would, but it's like, what's that going to actually affect in terms of business and profits? Because that person getting their shopping is still going to come. get their shop-ins because you're clearly like you're the only shop there like a smaller time people weren't there man if you're like customer-facing it's like it's what people they care

about the most people are like so insane to um people who work in those kind of customer-facing jobs as if like they're not even humans or something they're just like robots to like serve yeah the worst i've seen is in um in pharmacy I've been in multiple boots pharmacies recently and both both of the two that I went in had like a printed out sign saying

we don't put up with aggression towards staff obviously this means people have been aggressive towards the pharmacists and I was just overhearing in the brief time I was in one of them two separate people just being like ridiculously rude and horrible

and it's the thing like they've gone to pick up a prescription and they've taken a while to find the prescription or they don't have it in stock or whatever when when you're told as a customer we don't have this or whatever it ends there nothing you say is going to change anything all you're doing is just releasing your frustration onto someone that doesn't deserve it Yeah, that's what's out of both people's control. It's such an immature thing, though. It's like someone who's unable. But it's particularly an old person thing.

Older people just feel this more like entitlement. I don't know. I don't know if that's a generational thing. It does feel like a generational thing. Because we've all been impatient at times. It's like a very normal response to certain situations, but it's like I know that if I'm impatient, it's not like treat someone like a kind of,

can't be horrible to someone. It's not like a sponsor. It's just like, if I'm impatient, I'm going to go outside and chill. And then it's fine, then I can deal with it. Like, even when shit's not gone well for me when I'm going to get something, it's just like, oh, it's not there for, oh, that's no problem. I'll just have to get it some other time. I just walk out and leave.

It's like, that's such an easy thing to do. I don't, I don't understand when people go out of their way to, like, fuck with other people and ruin other people's day. Yes, you don't have no link to that you're only interacting with out of obligation. That's the thing where it's like, yeah Just try and make it as fucking Like less intrusive as possible Like

They're just working their job They're just trying to fucking do their thing Yeah Complaining about like price The price of the coffee here and shit And like Yeah yeah Because you're not going to change it

And the way the world works Is that the price is going to keep going up Like what the fuck there's complaining to a random employee of the place, do? Where do you draw the line? At what point does it get at the point when you've got to intervene?

If the order's just fucked or if the waiting time's ridiculous. No, I'm not about you when you see someone else being a cunt. When do you get involved? When do you go against what you're taught from the very beginning? Because as humans, you have an instinct... As an employee or as someone else,

no as a human being as a human beings we have the default thing of it's someone else's problem someone else will stop this abusive person being a cunt this person at what point does you overcome that and be like now i'm telling this kind of fuck off from like my all my worst like retail memories that was it was actually helped by people like in the queue like after them like being like come like what are you doing man like why are you being a dick to this like 18 year old it working in a supermarket you know it's like ridiculous it's why like everyone at some point needs to work some kind of customer facing job i feel like yeah yeah they should it would be cool if it was somehow built into like the education system where like you're like an early teen or

something and they have like placements for certain like jobs you could do a bit of experience with maybe even earn a little bit and then like you can teach about like money and how to get a job and all this stuff like yeah it just seems really weird because it's like I have everything you're interacting with yeah it's going to mostly be like just random people in like shops and stuff like yeah yeah I think going back to the original philosophy of the the customer is always right it doesn't that idea doesn't work when the customer

knows of the term the customer is always right because they're going to justify anything they're going to try and get whatever they can or at least some people are and then they'll use that term to justify them being assholes so like ever since that became

widespread knowledge to everyone yeah it fell apart so which is if I would say, my advice would be if you know your boss is if you know your boss is sound because there's a lot of bosses

who aren't going to give a shit just be a cumback generally just be your fucking cunback just stand up for yourself because in the day you're letting yourself be abused you're worth more than that, fuck them up this is what I'm saying though like if you're just trying to hold down a job

not cause problems like talking back to customers is going to be the fast track to get I mean only when you know you can get whatever if your boss is sound if your boss is reasonable and just knows people of cunts they're just going to be like whatever oh yeah that's

that's fine or if you know if you don't care enough then just backbone and just fuck it up but it's not about matching their dickheadness it's just being sure enough in yourself and being confident enough that you understand like the regular where you can assertively say

Yeah if they're like That's what I mean Not being just actually being wooed If they're going off about you not having something in stock or whatever Then you just say We don't have it sorry I'd say So I've worked retail quite a bit

I'd say don't be too nice Like say that you're sorry But don't sound too much like your sorry But don't sound too much like your sorry. Like you're sucking up to them. Yeah. Because if you give them an inch, they'll take them off.

Exactly. Yeah, they're like clever people that, like, will just scam their way through shit as well. Yeah. They'll take advantage of whatever they can get. Dick the head has one.

Hey, Jim, can we get a meme chat for old times' sake? Current memes terrible. Current memes, let's think. there's uh what is it right now it's we had a the rock one no that's quite old

yeah we had it though we had it uh there's a current meme going about everywhere can't remember what it is oh it's the faces it's just like oh bing then it's slowly devolving it's like a skeleton it's like oh yeah

that's the current meme bad terrible not the really popular one is the Mr Incredible face yeah that one that's what i mean when it devolves yeah yeah that yeah really bad mean terribly bad meme you don't like it's uh it's always the same like idea hmm or at least in the ones i've seen it's like oh my god you like multi-purpose memes yeah i like flexible memes that can work flexible's the word that can work with other memes ideally when you get like a meme crossover you get like the

meme of avengers and shit and meme fantastic four or whatever as um as green goblin in his meme Spider-Man memes Willem Defoe If you've invested on Willem Defoe Memes stocks You're making big bucks

At the moment Yeah I've noticed that Which I'm glad About it's one I like Because there's a lot of Like weird pictures Of Willem Defoe That just weird videos

And he's just like Charismatic guy It's an interesting Weirder So Yeah I'm happy with those ones Um Other than that

the fact that the thing of memes is if you have to think of what the current meme is it's shit a meme has to be memorable I can remember memes from like ages ago but but I think COVID has kind of hurt memes pretty bad

oh this is interesting what do you mean I think too many people were experiencing two similar lifestyles so you think that's her variety of memes Yeah, yeah, there's, there's, there weren't people, like, going to KFC and on the drive, like when they're going through the, the car park, seeing like a cracket, doing something mental. You know? I don't know, bro, if you're down Swindon way.

Yeah, but nobody was down Swindon way during COVID. No, that's where everyone was during COVID. That's where it's spreading made. I think I know what you're saying, though. Yeah, I don't know. I've just found in myself, memes have been interesting me less. They're less fulfilling for you. Yeah, I've been consuming less memes, and I don't know if that's a change in me.

It might be very much to do with the spike in TikTok. Because I despise, well, TikTok has just grown in popularity. Yeah, yeah, did you hear it's overtaken YouTube now? Really? Yeah. Well, since then, since TikTok, when was there? 20 it started exploding in like

2018 didn't it was it that long again yeah that was that's what everyone was making fun of it back then and making videos about how shit it was yeah and then just all that money adopted it because yeah

um but yeah now now that TikTok is normalized like memes have suffered big time yeah you really think so yeah no 100% they have

yeah they're all TikTok memes all memes this is where I get lost how is a video a meme video on Instagram different to a meme video on TikTok no because meme videos on Instagram

is a meme TikTok videos what became popular on TikTok is different to what became popular on Instagram before but now because TikTok is the top one memes that are popular on TikTok and are successful on TikTok they're just reposted on YouTube

they're the ones that go everywhere yeah yeah the only way to get away from me is to jump onto a different culture I feel like you actually can't watch any online video without seeing TikToks now it's like impossible

yeah yeah they're everywhere yeah they reposted everywhere yeah I despise TikTok with every ounce of my being I do as well TikTok that being said the one meme

um like section that remains like forever good is like anime memes like old school anime memes like the the queen wearing a green

dress so they they just added the Evangelian intro onto her funny as fuck shit like that is always funny yeah old school anime memes always good

that's yeah that's shocking to hear coming from you it's the truth though because when you when you take something like the queen and juxtapose it with The fucking whatever that I haven't enjoyed. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.

It's funny. What did you describe my meme taste as? Awful. Your mean, you don't meme. You're not a memeer. No, you just, you like your own memes. Yeah. Your thing at the moment is taking a really, really pixelated image.

And then, I don't know what you do, but you post these images, they're extremely pixelated and they have a sentence on, but you can't weed it's so pixelated. And only you know what it is, so we're just like, what the fuck is this. I don't even know what you're talking about. Really? You don't remember this? I'll find one.

I've got a few on my phone, I think. Do you make them? Yeah, he makes them. Yes. No, because I found you're one of that frog you made ages ago. Well, so-say. So-say-sibby-sad frog. Yeah

But that In terms of memes To me That was a good meme That was a good meme You're not surprising You're not going to be able to find it With much haste

Oh that's fine So So say Sibby Sad Frog You're memeing You are You are a self-sufficient meme economy Yeah Yeah Alex

In and of himself Is a self-sufficient actually self-sufficient meme economy self-sufficient meme economy self-sufficient meme economy self-sufficient meme economy I'm like a cryptocurrency I don't need no home I don't need no country of origin but you do oh hmm hmm um let me just double check if there are any good ones here I'm Let's do two more. Little quickies. Stick them up.

Hello Jar. Jim has stated that his custom license plate would be, and I quote, X-I-D-V-O-Y. Was this a meaningless statement or a deep-cut reference that deserves explanation? Absolutely meaningless. I have no idea what it relates to. X-I-D-V-O-Y. Isn't it D-E-V-O-Y?

Yes. Yeah. It was Devoy. D-Voy. X-I-D-Voy. X-I-D-Voy. X-I-D-Voy is how you'd say it. Stray-Hind, yeah. No, that was the second generation.

No, X-I-D-Voey-Vo's Stray-Hind. That was the, that was the Quingy Twitter-A-Facebook account. What do you mean? The Google Plus account. Almost the name of a Metal Gear, actually. What, Stray-Hind? Something-Hind is a Metal Gear. A Hind D?

It's a Hine. D. Straighthide does sound like. And there's something kind is a metal gear. No, there's a hind D in the beginning of... Oh yes, a hind D's a helicopter. Yeah, and it's there and he's like, it's a hind D. No, but there's a something kind is a metal gear.

Shaggo had. No. No, there's a hind D in Metal Gear Solid War. I know there's a hind D. He's like, why is there a hind D? This is a Russian. Hind D is Russian. Yeah, he's like, why is there a Russian helicopter here?

That's the whole, that's like the question. No, but there's a metal gear called Something Kind. James House said this. How did Alex apply the stickers on the Lego sets he sold on eBay so immaculately? Never in my life have I seen stickers applied so cleanly, it's uncanny. Tweezers. Thank you.

Do you want to know where I learned that, James? I don't know how I figured that out? The one and only. The Canadian guy. Jang bricks. I don't think he's Canadian. I thought he was. He was American.

You told me he was. Canadian? Maybe a long time ago before I knew the truth. Maybe I just assumed he was Canadian because he's so friendly. That is a stereotype. You're stereotyping people, Bo. Not okay. But it's true. Now I've actually been to Canada, I can say it's true.

But... Surely stereotypes are only bad when they're bad. Yeah, so if that's the stereotype, yeah, go for it. Like I'll take the Canadian stereotypes over the British one. any dear our stereotypes is that we we stab people colonizers who love tea no no I know our current stereotype in modern Britain is that we shank people that's yeah like the British have stereotypes yeah like the get stabbed mate go London Pov make and if you've got a license for it though where's your porn license mm-hmm do you think they can

that's pretty funny though because like didn't um who tried to pass that There was some crazy, didn't Theresa May try and pass some crazy, like, porn law? Yeah, yeah, put the porn lights. Oh, yeah. Do you think it's coming back? I hope so. I do as well. Would have saved me.

Bring it on. Bring it on. Porn license. Final, let's end on this. Cherry Rabbit Loz. Have any of you boys heard the new Jack White song taking me back? Did you see the video where they showed footage of Call of Duty Vanguard? If so, thoughts, and are you looking forward to the new albums coming this year?

Yes, plural. What do you mean video where they show? showed... His song was used in Cod van Gogh Yeah, I know it was used... Yeah, it was in that trailer Surely that was like a one-way thing

though where they used that song, not the song used the game I don't know, maybe he uploaded like a video to his official channel or something What?

Jack Septicai Jack Skeptych... Yeah, Jack Septychai uploaded a Jack White song onto his new FNAF gameplay. Yeah, it's a good song. I like it.

Yeah, it's really good. It's sick It goes It goes Brar Yeah And I love music That does that sort of thing

Mm Mm Yeah Yeah Sparta Do your Do your coolest Esherom impression, James

Oh No Oh The Must The chief is going to be beaten by me. Your hair looks so fucking weird. So fucking weird. Why do you look like this?

Hello, basically. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Didn't we already talk about this song? I feel like we did actually. Yeah, we... So why's Cherry Rabbit asking again? They want, they just want the... Watch the fucking old episodes, fam!

Watch every episode, including the originals. Yes. Can you move your hair? Don't play with it. That looks... Why does it look at the same? It's like going further out. Yeah.

It's so weird. Hello. What is it? Reverse mohawk. Reverse mohawk. Reverse mohawk. You should do a reverse mohawk, Alex. Do the brutes and Halo do that?

If they do, I'm in. Some of them might. Hey, Cortana. Oh, yeah, ha ha ha ha! Woo hoo-hoo!