JAR Media Posdact - Squash on the Rocks - JARCAST Episode 199B

Episode Date: January 13, 2020

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What's that from? Titanic Titanic. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and everyone else, like aliens. My name's Alex, I'm joined by James, And Jim for... Alien Jim this time.

It's not the alien episode, is it? No, no, I'm afraid we're doing another normal episode. Yeah, and welcome to the JARCast, episode 199B. 199B. 199B! Before we get into the show, I would like to thank the patrons, of course. For just a book. You can support us, and it really helps the show,

and we have big things planned for the future. Like 119C, baby. You don't get 119C without the patrons. Yeah, you can thank the patrons for 119C. To be fair, it was the Patreon's idea to do the Alvaavaava Charlie Foxxrot Delta. So, you know, it's thanks to them that... And, you know, if something like Patreon is personally insulting to you, just get out go no but seriously if you want to support us in a freeway just rate us on iTunes

give us a five star send us cute pictures of dogs no don't do that just do the iTunes rating dogs that's the good bit yeah the good one is iTunes and even Spotify um I'm gonna tell you guys about my current obsession no guess what who you said this last week Alex What do you mean? No, you don't know what I'm about to say You can't read my goddamn mind I go through obsessions No, listen, listen

I have this current obsession That being Water No, squash You know, squash Do other countries have squash Or is it a British thing? I think everywhere has squash

It's a bloody sport you don't know Okay, y'all in Vietnam, do y'all have squash? Y'all in... Y'all in... Dubai. Y'all in Uganda. Jamaica? Jamaica.

Y'all in... Mexico. Y'all in Mexico. They've probably got chili squash. Y'all in the North Pole. It's really spicy. Spicy squash. That sounds kind of awesome, actually.

Yeah, I'd actually drink that. But yeah, I'm... You know, when you drink alcohol, like, loads and loads and loads, James knows about this. You build up a tolerance, you know, with any sort of, you know, drug-related content. You build up tolerance. And I built up such a tolerance to squash

that now I just drink it straight. It's that actually straight squash, Alex. Squash tolerance. Roll up to the bar. Can I ask some squash, please. How do you want it? Straight. No, let me taste that.

No, it's mine. On the rocks. You don't, when you go to a bar and ask for squash, they don't ask, like, if you want it with water. They should. Why? Squash on the rocks, please. That's the name of the episode, Squash on the Rocks. I just find squash to be the funniest.

I hate the funniest drink. The reason it's called squash is the main reason I don't want squash. That makes me want it so much more. Just the name alone. Because juice... Lame. No, juice is like the pure squash. No, juice is just squash but really bad.

No, juice is better. Apple juice, orange juice. Wrong. No, that's... I like the word juice. Something that really pisses me off is when people call squash juice. Does anyone do that? Yes, people do do that.

They do. They do. People do that. No, but that is a concentrate. You can't go to a bar and say... Give me a juice on the rocks. They're not going to know that you mean squash on the rocks. Yeah, they're going to give you juice on the wax instead. That should be the jar of drink.

Every jarling at home, go grab a bottle of squash, get some ice cubes, just pour a little bit in a glass, sit there. Yeah, if you're not of age to drink, you can join in on the fun. Squash on the rocks. Yeah, but what's your preferred squash on the wax? What flavor squash? Yeah. Currently I'm slurping on the old orange and mango.

Robinson's fruit creations Not a paid product placement But I prefer the raspberry and apple I think you'll find it's a raspberry and We do have some topics to talk about some real ones That wasn't a topic Well it was a mini one

It was a mini like introductory kind of topic To get us Let's just say your idea of squash on the box Is bad until you order from a pub No you're gonna have to To prove to everyone Do you think you could get that Yes.

What squash is does the typical bar have behind the scenes? I'm pretty sure it's normally cordial if there's a difference. There is a difference. You don't want cordial on the fucking rocks. What are you crazy? That would suck. They're the same. What is the difference?

Explain the difference. A cordial is a squash. That's its actual name. Is it like the difference between a whiskey and a bourbon? What? Or a, uh, yeah. Yeah, we're, do have some things i would like to talk about um do i want to talk about the pepper army thing

or shall i save that for another time you can't just say that well now i've got to find the tweets thanks no okay save it no save it's fine i can't now i've got to do it um actually yeah that before got you just smack the mic with a little baby crew i was aiming for his head sorry for those listening um if i was going to throw a baby grout i would aim it at his fucking neck yeah anyway uh shout out to um quinton reviews for sending me the i he pop vinyl that he made as a nice little nice little gesture that arrived the other day and i thought it

it perfectly belonged on the jarcast set again sorry for those listening but if you want how to see that, head over to the video version and have a little look. Yeah, drive on over. Don't. Okay, like, seriously, before we go on to the pepper army thing, there's been a bit of constructive criticism thrown our way lately. Thrown our way? Yeah.

Mostly because of the normal episode. It's been the most controversial jar episode. years. What was wrong with it? Oh boy! I want to know, what, James, what do you think of the normal episode? How does it make you

feel? Fucking awful? Why? As a personal fan, it was too normal for me. I needed a bit, a bit... No, a bit... You're a personal fan. You are part of it. Okay. It was great.

Enjoyed it. Good time. so you liked it then yeah of course I liked it no because I've seen a couple comments like a post on Reddit saying something like jarcast has changed

jarcast is over they're just too weird now what if anything I think it might be less weird than it once was it was literally a normal episode at least we can say we tried being

normal once. Yeah, and everyone, with the one time we try and be normal, it pisses everyone off. Yeah, fuck you guys. You know, it's time we just decided to do a real normal episode, which is what this one's going to be. Yeah. A real normal episode. Yeah.

This isn't normal, this is real. No, genuinely, what, what episode of the JARCast do you think we've gone too far, if any? Oh. The normal episode. Normal episode. the normal episode was kind of like a really satisfying experiment to me because no i think i think i think uh we went a bit too far when we decided to hang ourselves off the ceiling which how much my head was a lot of work but yeah it was a bit too much

that wasn't a normal episode no but that was you know after the normal episode that was a good one i like being upset my head hurt though keep sending us feedback um we all read it and we might take it on board yeah unless it's bad Unless it's about the normal episode. If it's saying that we're doing something wrong, then we're getting... Yeah, if it actually criticises any of us, then forget about it. Yeah, walk you. And that's that.

So, again, Pepper Army is this weird... It's a little treat you can get in the UK. I'm not sure how well... Do you mean the stick, Pepper Army? Yeah, there's a product of food you can buy in the UK, and I'm sure in other places around the world, named the Pepper Army. It's kind of a small... small stick of

sausage. You can get a spicy variant or the ordinary. There's quite a few variants now. There's even a purple variant.

That's like extra spicy, isn't it? For real? Like super spicy. I thought black was the really spicy one.

Oh, okay, maybe. I might be thinking of D'Oterios. But anyway, as a lot of products do, they have a mascot. Yeah.

And what is interesting about the pepperami mascot, aka the animal is known as the animal and it's kind of a grotesque stick

of meat you know cured meat that goes around being honestly aggressively sexual as we found out on Twitter of course because the other day I was thinking about the animal

as you do I was thinking about the origins of the animal was my whole query again if you want to know what the animal is just google pepperami the animal um so i tweeted from the jar media account hey at pepperami is there any law behind the origins of the animal i would like to know the truth a fairly innocent innocuous question which deserves answering and the official pepperami animal account replied simply saying i've been around since Since the 90s mate, basically I'm old, crying emoji. Then I replied with this.

No, but listen, animal, if that even is your real name. Who are your parents? Are they pigs? Because you're made from sausages? I'm having a panic attack, I need to know. And they replied with, this is their final reply. Made of meat, born from me. Just like everybody, right?

Just an all-round meaty, animal to which I finally replied with are you coming on to me you perverted but delicious freak and then they never replied don't know why cowardly pussy thoughts I mean do you think that's a cop-out yeah whoa what their response it's a fucking cop-out because they've never thought thought about it. Yeah, it is. I could have done a better job.

He could have taken the chance to really spread waves in the industry. Yeah, he could have been, like, pepperamis, I feel like haven't been what they used to be. They ain't no cheese string guy. No, cheese string, that, that, cheese string, a shooting star. Ain't no baby, bell. He's forever going to shine. But, like, pepperami had his heyday, and he sort of lost it. And he had the chance to bring it back and to be the Peperami, the monster.

The animal. The animal, sorry. The monster. The monster. The Hormone monster. Yeah, he had the chance to be the Hormone monster once again, but he blew it. Because some fucking 16-year-old intern couldn't be bothered to write. Do you think someone's being paid to do this?

Yes. To run the Peperami Twitter. Yes. And act like the character that's on TV sometimes. Is he ever on TV anymore? Yeah They're a pepper army None of us watch TV

Let's be real What How do you know Maybe Because I went out my way To find a pepperami advert Because I was like Oh I forgot about the animal

What mate I'm made a meat I'm a meat you mad I'm a meat you lad mate Because it's really like pandering to that Ladd Loud crowd

Yeah Which is very funny Sorry, I feel like you're insulting someone in the womb I just can't stand that What, you? Yeah What, because you like pepperoni? Cheeky pepperami with the lads.

Do you actually eat pepperami? I have within the last year, 100%. The green one, it was the green one, wasn't it? I've not eaten one this year. Was it the green one? Yeah. Was the red one too spicy? We all know I'm a little baby when it comes to spicy.

Red one too spicy. I've never had a red one. I'm too scared. That's childish, dude. It's fucking childish. Here at John Media, we asked the hug questions. Newmard, Jake Paul, fucking interviewing Alex Jones. Wait, for real? H3... Yeah? This was ages ago, but that did happen. Wow. H3 interviewing somebody.

We asking the stuff that actually matters. Yeah. Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri. a Scooby-Doo channel, official. I do have a genuine real topic, seeing as you guys don't bring any topics. Oh, give me a...

Just give me a moment of reprise, please. No, because... Because I bring the topics, we have to talk about this thing that we're going to talk about. What? What? What?

What? E. Wotto? Um... Whato you mean? I feel like we bring up Star Wars every episode, but... But this time, like, it's for a good reason, okay? Like, genuinely.

No. The reason is Wotto, everyone. The reason is Wotto. The... And I'm not joking. Okay, I'm not joking, James. I'm not. Take off the sunglasses and then we'll be the judge.

Wotto... is the best character in the prequels. there I said it better than Obi-1 better than Palpatine Bo Wotto is a great character I'm a Tidarian

Did you I see you like Misa Wanawanga He doesn't say Misa Wanawanga He does want a wonga When Jarajas going Ogoo Ogo Ogo Ogo Misa Wana Wanga

Wonga Wonga That happens I'll be honest to say It's not difficult to be the best character and three really bad movies. Solid point, but hear me out. Because the other day, I think I was doing one of my normal ten-a-day poos, so I sat there and needed to read something

and I was like, obviously Wato's on my mind fairly often. That cheeky to-toidarian is really... He gets my brain going because I feel like he's such an interesting creature to me. Um, so for those who don't know, Wotto is one of the kind of leading characters in the, uh, in the, uh, phantom menace, star was the phantom menace, if you haven't heard of it. He's sort of a flying elephant bug, um, bird. Elephant. He has got a trunk. I guess.

He's an elephant bug bird in the styles of universe known as a toy darian. from homeworld Toyderia Toyderian So he doesn't come from Tatouine No No and this is the thing Everyone makes fun of the prequels

But you forget all that law That has been written for these in-depth characters There is so much law More law, there's more law on the Wotto page Alone than there is for major characters in major movies You know what I mean?

No He's probably got a longer page than Black Widow from the Avengers. He's probably got a more in-depth story. No, come on. I want to see a bit of enthusiasm, aren't it? No, keep giving me info. Come on. Sell your... Me and James are the dragons at the Dragons Den,

and you've walked in wearing your AP suit. I have Waddo. That's what you say. What exactly is Wotto? Just break it down for me. So, I'm on the Wikipedia page for Wotto, right? It's a dense page. It's a dense page full of law.

The juicy stuff, too. So we've already said his species is Toy Darian. He is a male, which means they must have male, female, they must mate in some form. Maybe they lay eggs Photosynthesis Yeah, maybe they are That's not a method of reproduction Maybe there's some kind of mould

Or like living You know Fungus Like huge bacteria Yeah, could be like that They don't A height of 1.37 metres Wait, what?

Fairly big That's huge Yeah, because he's flying He's flying How tall is Quigon? Wait, he's Liam Neeson so fairly tall.

Over six foot, I believe. Eye colour, get this. What eye colour is Wotto? Yellow. James? Gold. You're both? Orange.

Yeah, orange. How do you remember that? So you remember more than you let on? No, like, no matter what you say about Wotto, close your eyes and say Wotto. Everyone do this right now. Even those at home. Yeah.

Stop sipping on your goddamn squash on ice or whatever the fuck. On the rocks. On the rocks. And... Close your eyes. Do you do it first? Yeah. Say Wotto.

Wotto. Jim? And you can... Wotto. Now let me do it. Waddo. When you say Wotto, you see him. I'm a Tudanian.

Yeah, and all of his little details. Mine tricks don't work on me. only money you can open your eyes now James obviously the chronological and political information on Wotto

is he is affiliated with the Ossiki Confederate Army which those familiar with the the Toiderian law will be very familiar with

and Wotto Shop that's his political alignment Right Old Wotto is a dirty bird Hot peggots in his purse His flippers stink like bantha curd His breath smells even worse

A nice little ditty for you What's that from Um Moss Esper Graffiti by W Wold You're forgetting about the The marketing blitz that went down For the Phantom Menace So many spin-off books

There's probably a Wotto book out there I wouldn't be surprised Maybe a comic Little throwaway piece of information on Wotto In a comic He's actually killed by Darth Moore Beheaded by Darth Moore Which luckily

Thank God has been undone And it's no longer official law So that's why Disney wiped all of that stuff out Yeah because eventually we're going If we get a Disney Plus Wotto show What if so picture this J.J. Abrams

releases the latest Star Wars movie originally how it was meant to be with no producers involved it ain't Darth Kideas that comes back it's Wotto Wotto and Jar Jar

team up Yeah I'm surprised they didn't do that to be honest Just bring Jar Jar back and be like fuck it he's the ultimate Sith Just as a final but listen to this and warning like genuinely

this is dark this is dark trigger warning yes because this is literally the first line of his description okay wotto was a male toydarian junk dealer slash human trafficker holy

who owned a shop in Moss Esper Tatouin in his youth he served as a soldier in the Ossiki Confederate Army on his home world of Toydaria, but later left after sustaining permanently damaging injuries. That being one of his tusks chipped away, and if you look carefully on his animation, one of his legs is limp, which is why he's always flying. How does he fight? Like, did he have a gun? Yeah, they presumably have guns. Some kind of weaponry. The Geonosians have

their, you know, they probably got something like that. Making his way to Tatooine, he fell in with the Jawa natives of the planet and learned how to trade from them. Once he felt he had learned all he could, he abandoned the Jahuas and set up Wato's shop in Mossespa. He became one of Tatouin's many slave owners and made a lucrative business for himself. Eventually he came into possession of a young slave, Anakin Skywalker, who proved to be a gifted mechanic and an invaluable asset to the running of the store. Soon enough, Wato discovered that the boy had an affinity for pod racing. As we know, as huge fans of the Phantom Menace and the story that unfolded there,

Wotto would often bet on the pot rate. Friday and sleep. Not funny. Wotto would often bet on the pod races and was an avid fan. So he had Anakin race for him in several tournaments. Although the boy never won, he was clearly gifted. During one particular race, Anakin destroyed Wotto's own pod racer, which I would love to see.

and if any fans know where he can find what his pod racer look like, please post it and I'll read it. Which incurred the Toydarians wrath, or Roth. Shortly thereafter, a stranger to Moss Esper, Quigonjin, claimed that he had his own pod racer, and this is sort of the story of the movie. Let me just skip past that. Do you want to know about when he was a soldier at all? Any more info on that, or have you kind of understood that bit? I kind of, I sort of understand where you're coming from.

Whoa No, I've got to fucking read this This is fucked up Wotto was a Toyderian who grew up On his species' home world of Toydaria While Wotto was still a youth Toydaria suffered one of its frequent famines During the famines

Certain groups of Toyderians would seize upon the opportunity To strike at their neighbours and wage war Wotto joined one such group the Ossiki Confederate Army Soldiers such as Wotto in the Confederate Army would utilize chemical warfare to poison and render

useless the food stocks of their rivals when the drought ended the war followed suit Wato survived but his left tusk was broken and one of his legs was rendered lame

with nothing left to fight for Wato mustered out and left Toydaria really dark yeah what's the deal man and do you think do you think George Lucas

had that in mind George Lucas either came up with that or he paid some writer to come up with it because it is fairly melodramatic for a character as admittedly silly as Wattow it's actually so ridiculously in depth I cannot

believe it like listen to listen to this depth here about when he first goes to Tatooine to sustain himself on his new world of residents. He had to eat concentrated foods and imported egg seeds. Egg seeds?

Yeah. So basically egg eggs. Eggs that turn into eggs that then hatch an egg. When he had learned all he could from the Jawa's, he either abandoned or reported his friends among them. So he used them. He's a snit.

He's a user and abuser. no he's just an all-round scum scum fuck piece of shit yeah where's the it is actually ridiculously in detail Wato would utilize his droids and slaves in a variety of roles

having them repair items oh geez just let your imagination run rampant that's a certain part that I want to we still got at least three more minutes of this Um, oh, where are we? There's a certain part, which is, ah, yes.

Also in Wotto's arsenal were several loaded chance cubes, which he would use to swindle others in games of chance. It's not really a game of chance if you're cheating, is it, Wato? Cheeky guy. As a diversion, Wotto owned a Shisha, which would, for him, replicate the climate of Toydaria. Thoughts? okay

that's kind of neat if we fast forward a little bit to later on in his life oh my god how far does this go it's literally his entire life but when does he die he doesn't really die

I don't think it's just the last time we see him is in episode two right but this extra stuff does it tell you after episode two like what he's up to It might do, I can't really remember

To ensure that his slaves did not try to escape Wato had an explosive chip installed in each of them that would detonate Should they make any attempt to free themselves Wato made a habit of scolding his slaves So much so that it became a daily part of their lives Anakin in particular Was exceedingly valuable

to Wotto for his considerable mechanical talent, although Wato boasted that he had taught him about the machinery himself. Nevertheless, he did beat the boy repeatedly, even when Anakin was only four years old. Like, that's really messed up, but don't you think

like if they'd have conveyed that somewhat in... Yeah, because listen, the boy, however, would take the beatings without so much as a sound. Like, that's like a character-building moment, that's... that's like an interesting idea yeah

and it gives some like like a characterization to why he would have all this like rage from such a young age if he was like beating constantly it's very heavy you see him in the Phantom Menace he's just like a normal kid

in time Anakin became Wato's favorite slave oh Jesus I mean I'm not gonna read any more for the sake of all those listening but I would recommend going through all of it because it goes all the way through to how he winds up selling Shmi to that guy. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And he actually turns out to be kind of a good guy because he, like, secretly deactivates the chip in Shmi because he, like, learns to really like her and stuff like that. Yeah. And we'll be back after these messages. Only money. Yo, how it is, Kaz. JAR Media shirts, go check them out. Description below.

Cheers, bro, in it. So, to send you shadabishi-du-bah. Welcome to the second half of the JARCast where we head over to the JARMedia Reddit and answer questions from the fans. If you want to leave your own questions, head over to the suggestion thread on R slash JARMedia and ask whatever you like.

Anything. Please, anything. Just ask us anything. Whatever you want, man? Oil underscoreholic has this to ask. What is the most scared you've ever been? What is the most scared you've ever been? Can't really say, I can't remember,

but there's a time when I've been, like, scared. I get frightened when I'm nearly in car crashes. Nah, that doesn't do anything. No, but for me, I'm answering it, not to you. I dream like scary dreams yeah yeah dreams are good solid pick

okay I can't really think yeah no like because often there's like things that couldn't happen in reality so they're scarier the scariest ones are when I find in dreams

where your movement is inhibited somehow. No, I remember this one where I was trying to get away from this huge fly and I couldn't move properly. And it was like really slow and it just... Yeah. Like, there's no reality where I can barely move and there's a huge fly trying to get me. But in dream world, that's scary, man. Then you wake up and you're still scared.

Um, nah. Nah, I just wondered once where I was being chased by this guy in a suit. But I had no facial features and we tried to escape around the world and eventually killed us. Really fucking horrifying. It lasted weeks on end. Fucking traumatising. I hated it. Scary, that is. Scary. It's horrible.

Questions we have. Jarkast Reddit they are from? Problem? You have? Nope I was only talking like that because someone challenged me to do so and I did it

that was Master Ugui death scene had that little suggestion for me That was a good suggestion Thank you Master What did you think I was fucking doing Why would I randomly start doing that Because Like you're kind of

Oh Go on It's not like I'm sat right here or anything No it's fine Continue You think you're going to call me one of those kind of little babies that drink squash on the reg? Squash on the ice? On the box.

Squash on the ice. Yes, you are one of those. Yes, you are. Okay, I said it. All right. Are you happy now? You're going to be squashed on the ice soon if you don't stop. You're going to be squashed by some ice soon if you watch a million ways to die in the West.

Boom. Squash on the rocks? Thirsty four. Did you get my reference? It's harder than you think. Try and say something in the Yoda way. Ah, yes. Well, ah yes, that famous name is.

Ah, yes. Misa Wanawanga. Misa Wanawanga. I hate your soul is close. Why? Teeth I have. Plenty. Work on me, honorly money.

My bowers are Richie. What was your biggest Chad moment? E.G. Rubin might say throwing that yoga on the guy picking on James. Jim might say punching

Alex in the balls for blaming the ODST achievement not unlocking for him. Or maybe filling Alex with rage just by uttering new juggernaut when Alex was losing a game. Alex might say the time he decided to withhold Dovstep Parkour 2 for the betterment of the human race. That was a cuck moment. That's no way. No, it wasn't. It wasn't a chad moment, but it wasn't a cuck moment. It was a bitch moment.

I concede It was a bitch moment Is it cowardly though To create something That is so bad But be self-aware enough To know that it is so bad It could never be seen by anyone

Yeah because we made it in the first place That's the first fucking issue So that is a cuck bit And then you're bitch For not releasing it I I I

I For the record I had no problem with releasing it. I didn't either. It was only Jim. Jim in particular was like, do not do this. No, because the first one makes me feel sick. Because I think James gave me a concussion by dropping a metal fucking fence.

Oh, right. So it's not because of the video, it's because of what the video reminds you of. Also the video. Oh, it's not that bad. The second one was like our attempt to follow up that was so just, fucking bad because like the original was a cult classic like kind of a masterpiece but the second one was like trying to recapture that that's the same magic it would be like doing citizen cane too like the cast was doubled the the money was doubled the technology it's just too much

quaintness we lost what made the original good um i found my old laptop which may potentially have it on gave it to you i was just keeping the story Why did you have to go and just make it complex? That's not complex. That's just telling the truth. I like to lie, okay? I like to twist the truth into what sounds easy. Anyway, they didn't finish. Sounds easy, the truth.

No, you've, Alex has found a laptop that might have the footage on. Yeah. And the Minecraft. Yeah, but even then it's not, it's not being released, I'm afraid. We'll see about that. Then our Minecraft. Um, Shinema.

Um, yeah, what else? For the best of it, all the time he created the Morty Press video and showed off that angelic face and jaw.

James might say pushing Jim into the river for no reason. Yeah, that was a cuck moment. What, you pushing me? Yeah. I was an asshole then.

Also, you didn't even push me into the river. You just tried to. Intersting him, that was instead. Never finishing the tank that Rubin gave him?

Jerking off for four hours without coming? That's a bit, that's a, that's like the lowest of the low moment. What, a four hour jerk? No, yeah. The low moment. Showing a picture of Leafy's cock on the cast or possibly growing a beard and then later donning the bucket hat and sunglasses. Surely the, the beard's the chad moment.

Yeah, that's the beginning of the chadning. Yeah, that was the start of... That is, that is the beginning. It's cheap a question though I'm not going to answer it I'm the book of Genesis Kind of sexist Oh incredibly so

And homophobic Yeah And dare I say Fascist Uncool Yep Definitely Hmm

Okay Master Ugui death scene Is another one for us Yes mate Give us your top five death scenes Don't do it Don't I'm begging you

Do not do it To be honest Soke McTavish His death seems pretty Pretty sad Let's collectively come up with five So McTavish is number one Do we have to have that one on it

That one's rubbish Okay Is there no better cod death Come on Okay Okay number one Is Ty Coliso From Gears of War II

No not Thai Dom Gears 3 That's pretty good Dom Dom from Gears War 3 We're from Gears War 3 We're from Gears War 2

No should we just have Maria Yeah Um God damn it Maria Um Gandalf Yeah He didn't die though

It doesn't count No he did die No he did die in that movie Oh but it doesn't fucking count He came back the next movie It's so good It's so good No but when he does come back

He's not Gandalf anymore Yeah, he's white instead. Just racist him. Yeah, but he's still not Gandalf. You're just completely messing out on all the subtleties. Okay, okay. Okay, Gandalf. The baby from train spotting.

Oh, yeah, it's not a bad pick, to be honest. Why didn't you do it into the mic? I didn't want to be that bad, man. Um, do you think the baby in train spotting is more affecting than the guy who dies from AIDS or whatever? Yes. Yeah, I think you're right It's a pretty horrendous moment Yeah, and

And like how There's that line Like We didn't Nobody knew who the father was Until then Because you find out it's sick boy Or whatever his name

Yeah, yeah Yeah And like he's the only one That's three John Marston Oh John Marston Yeah Is his better than Arthur Morgans

Spoilers Um It's been out two years Fuck you Eat my ass I think Arthur Morgans is better Yeah Depending on which one

He's a better character That's because he came out later What are you talking about man He's more recent than John No this ain't no recency bias thing It's been out for years now You little child Okay then let's be Will

Let's be Will Okay Cortana's death shut up the death of halo oh that's not a death scene it's not a death scene I feel like we need more movie

because we've mostly done that's four what about one from Game of Thrones hmm yeah that's not even cool what the fuck you all the um Rob Stark

is it Rob oh Ned Stark the Ned Stark wedding the red wedding no Ned Stark what the dad Yeah. Sean Bean?

Yeah, the one that starts at all. That's, I understand the logic behind that pick, but my, the favourite actual death scene is the one with a mountain squashes that guy's head and his bare hands. That is really good. That would be my vote. No, you're kind of what. No, because also the implications of it were like, oh, shit just kind of got real. What about Hitler and Inglorious Bastards?

that's pretty good hit girl Hitler oh nicholas cage and kick ass that's a pretty good death scene that's really good actually there's a lot of good death scenes yeah that's a good question actually

yeah to be honest answering it seriously for a change that guy from the watchman because it's a really good scene which one we guess I can beat enough thing kicked up the window right at the beginning What about the end of, you know, Watchmen?

With a blue guy just going to Rorschach. Really? This is a good one? Yeah, loads of good death scenes. What's going on with my voice? Goat C4Rey says this. Thoughts on people who use wet wipes to wipe their bum. Why are you looking? I had a friend who exclusively used can-do wipes

and the feeling of a clean bum, but it's being slightly damp left me unsettled it's not right that's the part I don't like I've never done it am I the only wet wiper here well you said I can have a bag of wet wipes boxes of them

I have you gave me a pack to use and try but I didn't I forgot to take it because I'm a little poor sign shitter it's important for me to have a nice little clean bottom no I'd like to call back to when you were talking you first introduced the Wotto segment you said you found it

during one of your 10 shits a day Yeah So So you sort of need wet wipes Because like I don't feel clean Unless the wet wipe

Has gotten Every last drop I can see why you would wet wipe No but you don't You don't end with the wet wipe That's where this person's gone wrong Why the fuck would you do that Leave all that wet residue is in your ass

What the fuck are you doing dog you get rid of most of it and it's like the final clean-up moment and then for the actual piece of resistance you grab some like dry paper and then you just finish it off

and it's like a lovely try it I think I'm going to need to tonight yeah you of all people this last 24 hours could have done with some wet wipes I'm sure your stingy little bum bum bum bum has been real good today

There's a question here for only you can answer Jim from Gavika What is your favourite Soulsborn And there are four categories Boss in general What's your favourite Soulsborn boss The monkey film you got to answer

You got to think you just whatever pops in do you have first That's what the answer is Favorite boss in general Genichiro From Seco? Securo Was that the final boss? No

Okay Boss mechanically speaking parrying move set etc One that's really fun to fight I guess Genichiro Okay Boss music

Gwen Boss difficulty Kenny Chiro Oh really Yeah Well like Your favourite boss Is quite influenced by

The correct difficulty And The what was the other one Moves that And it's skills Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah, mechanically. That might be controversial what I just said, but... Well, I'm sure people, if you disagree, you can say it in the comments, where Jim probably won't read it. Not if it disagrees with me. Dick the Head asks this, if you were to be put in a video game, as I already have been,

just want to remind everyone about that, what would all of your personal death animations be? Might have been Nick going on his knees, going... No! James is a good video, just a car. No, you have to, like, scream. Yeah, James is death scene. It's just my death scene.

Maybe your signature scream. Death animations, though, is the question. When you go, Rubin. In that one episode. Because James has the best scream in Joe. Yes. It's not a scream, though, it's just shout. What's the difference?

Let it all out. I don't think I've ever screamed like that. No, I don't. I haven't either. It's... Because when James does it, it's so emotionally driven. You know what I mean? Like, if we did that, it would seem so fake.

Because it just... We're just not capable of it. I don't know how you did it. There's a certain time where if someone didn't indicate. And you fucking... screamed out of nowhere. It was like the funniest thing. There's different types. There's the Ruben one, but then

there's like an aggressive one, which is an indicator one. Yeah, which is the funniest one. I can shout quite aggressively and be quite unpleasant. It's kind of a skill in a way. Being able to shout, shout,

let it all out. What would my death be? It would be like if it was in a video game. it would be like some ridiculous reload animation that goes wrong and just give yourself for accident which you know if we were in America

we would be dead I would be dead and so would Jim well either you would be dead or everyone else would be you'd accidentally kill yourself or all of us is what I'm saying who's the one who's the one who shot me in the

fucking eye with a fucking gun two times If it was in America, I wouldn't have a head You played yourself There were like multiple questions asking about like our favourite death scenes Like I don't know from me Yeah It's quite weird

Uh, Kylo Ren Gay H-T porn is this to say Good question though James How do you feel about people basically growing up on your content I was around 14 when I first discovered Jal Media back in 2016 I mean We've grown up with our content Yeah

Like making it Absolutely There is arcs of development It's like It's like EastEnders or something It's like a really slowly developing Something Multiverse

Yeah, law and all this Yeah multiverse Into the jar multiverse. JAR media into the... Multiverse. Yeah. How do I feel about that?

I mean, it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Because, like, I can only relate it to how... Yeah, I mean... I consume content. But, I mean, especially for you, because you grew up on spill.

Yeah. No. From probably around that age. Yeah. So I know the feeling. And it would be cool to inspire some sort of, well, I mean, I guess we already have with Jafter hours, but like other podcasts and stuff.

Yeah. But not even just inspiring to do the same thing, but just having, no matter how minute, some effect on someone else's life. Like, oh yeah, that was something I was supposed to do. Yeah, in a good way. I was in Bath the other day And

I think his name was George Could be getting that wrong Sorry if I got it wrong But he came up and he specifically Mentioned The Jarkast And all that stuff Mm-hmm

It's epic The fucking Jarkast I'm a fucking one Fuck you Bro Juicy coal has one for you James With James's

crippling phobia of stickers How has he dealt with Plasters on cuts and Scrapes I assume he's had to have a few With his passion for speed You're on speed? Well no because plasters aren't the same What's different?

Because they're like a fabric thing To help you heal, not So the intent of the product Has a difference No, it's just like It's the white-backed child stickers It's fucking freaking you know Is it like the smoothness on one side

And the stickiness on the other? I don't know. It's just plasters aren't stickers. They're fucking bandages and their fabric. I see what James is saying. They are different. I kind of like plasters. Yeah, they're cool.

Agreed. Diabetic bear. No, beer, sorry. Asked. When have you been the most bored? in your life. Currently I'm just lying in my bed for six weeks

with a broken ankle. Oh Christ, dude. You must be bored as fuck. Watch misery. No, don't watch misery. You get scared. Watch piggy blinders. I...

The only time I remember being truly, truly bored was when I was a young child put into instances out of my control where I just was not. in on the idea you know certain family activities

yeah dragged around certain places and you're like this especially like going to pubs when everyone else is yeah when you're a little kid especially because we didn't have like younger cousins or anything our age so it was literally just me and you know yeah and it's like well we could be

on the trampoline right now instead of in this boring pub yeah where everyone's talking weird and laughing a lot. Everyone's having a great time except you because you're only allowed to drink squash on the rocks.

Yeah. They didn't... Alex. Squash on the rocks was meant to be a beacon of hope for those... No. Maybe if we knew about that back then, we were just drinking normal squash. Watered down shite, you know?

Watered down complete shite. Yeah, the secrets the government don't want you to know about. If you ever try that double strength, That will knock you off your feet Double strength Uh Sponge Hey uh can I get a double strength

Squash on the rocks You got it buddy Any times you've been bored James Quite many You've been doing a big poopie I'm not to say when I've been bored It's just like just not having a job And spending most of your time at home

It was like really boring for me Just wake up to do the same thing go to bed so inherently that was really boring and now it's like if i'm not working on board so it's just like i have to be active 204 7 otherwise i just mentally collapse fair enough hmm no no christmas tank update pointless asking no christmas spitfire either update it's right there it is right there it is right there sleazy rabbit has one seems fairly serious so let's see how this goes hi lads I'm in grade 10 and pretty chubby slash overweight not to the point where it affects

my health I just look very heavy and honestly not what I want to look like the trouble is I don't know how to lose weight I've water polo practice five days a week for about nine months of the year in competitive swim practice for two months of the year with three days a week I don't really eat anything unhealthy consistently normally just a salad for lunch and a balanced meal for dinner Of course sometimes I'll have junk food Maybe once or twice a month But relatively healthy

I was wondering if any of you or someone close to you Have had a situation like this And if you have any experience with this topic Please help me out and share it It bums me out a lot and I don't know what else to do My parents tell me that it's just genetics And I have a shitty metabolism game on But if you do

If you're constantly being active and you're eating healthy, then... Yeah, I was going to say, like, that sounds incredibly active. You're playing polo and stuff like that. Yeah, and eating junk food. Twice a month? Yeah. That's really good. That's a really healthy diet.

What is grade 10? Because I assume they're from America. Because we don't have grades, do we? We're year 10. Do they call it grades? Why would they say grade 10? I don't know. When was your, like,

chubby phase year eight nine right I think no people need to when when you go up your body's not like fully matured yet so the that that can happen and if a reference it's year 11 right for them great I would say your diet sounds good way better than fucking mine I'd wish I had your diet you're being active it could just be the way you're growing up and that's how your body is yet to fully mature and then once you do you might

seem down. It might just be a late bloomer going through like a chubby phase a bit late or something. You might suddenly have a wild growth spurt and like stretch out like a lot of people go through that. Normal size. Yeah.

But if you're being active and eating healthily then there's not really much. From that description if you're being honest, like genuinely I'm not sure what else you could do, to be honest. I mean, if you're eating, like, loads of carbs, I guess, cut down on carbs. It's an option, I suppose. So potato, bread, pasta.

That sort of shiz. Yeah. Because, like, it's quite deceptive, really. Because, like, you eat a sandwich. Like, it may be all the interior of the sandwich is healthy looking, but if it's, like, 60% bread. Mm-hmm. 60% of the food is

carbs Yeah And if you're not burning it off But the thing is If you're swimming like constantly Like you're going to be burning that off I don't really understand Yeah do I

I ain't no dietitian Yeah Um You know your body goes through a lot of strange things When you're around that age So I mean Who knows Not me

Don't yeah Try not to concern yourself too much Um as hard as it is easier said than done as that is J.J.Noodles 1 asks Jarl's thoughts on Rayman I personally really want him for Smash Ultimate

He's like the one other video game character That I really want in Smash Ultimate Yeah One that I'd be like okay that is That's awesome Purely because of the latest Yeah I don't care about like the original Rayman

No they were kind of shit They were the same They were good From what I played we played like 3D ones I remember they sucked yeah they weren't very very good

the 2D one I think it was Rayman like the original I just remember it not feeling right it was such a like PS1 PS2 thing for just like really lame games like more Crash Bandicoot than Mario

yeah yeah kind of floaty weird feeling yeah but these new ones they made those last two what was it Rayman led and Rayman Origins, I think. Yeah, weird so much fun. Stupid names, but really good games.

Yeah. Super fun and creative and a really good art style. Rayman would work. Won't happen, though. It's not impossible. Actually, you know, you've softed in Moe, didn't you? Yeah, which probably makes a rabid more likely, though, than... Oh, that would bum me out so hard.

If we got a rabid and not Rayman, that would piss me off. No, they do a rabid and me costume. Rayman is an actual character. That it'd be down with. Okay, let's end on this one from the goofy movie. If you could make a candle with any scent, which would it be? I already made the joke of a candle that smells like a candle that's been just extinguished. I'm pretty sure they already say some petrol.

Petual candle. What about one that smells of algae farts? or James farts One that smells of Dona Cabab A donut cab candle No one that smells of Like fresh donuts or waffle

That would be pretty good Not that I'd buy that You definitely would Come on Jim Before we end this one Pope Raw fish A fish mungers

Poop See ya poop Fuck you, bitch, poop.