JAR Media Posdact - STILL funny as FIRST time SAID!!!

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:21 Housekeeping 29:32 Woody Harrelson CBT 38:35 Marvel Corner 48:53 Mid Break 49:30 Question Segment: Old video regrets? 1:00:11 Controversial Question Alert! 1:01:01 Audiobooks vs Books 1:04:22 Holiday (not ksi) 1:06:49 Whale Facts that will make you go 😲 1:13:16 Nostalgia Critics Wall Update 1:17:32 Hardest Achievement in W*nkers: Requiem 1:19:32 The Music Virgin 1:25:17 Patron Names #BroCastS7E5

Cheers. Cheers. Now this I like. Why does that ring a bell? Now this I like. It was the name of the last episode. Yeah, but was it because who says it in the Avengers? Yeah, in the Avengers.

Is that a quote? From the Avengers? No, we made it. Someone gets a lightsaber and goes, now this I like. Who was it? I can't remember. You'll have to go back a week. I genuinely can't.

getting me to remember what like I was thinking about this morning let alone yeah yeah yeah yeah something I actually said is why did you call it that then now this I like because of that joke I think okay like when editing it well while I'm editing a cast I'll note down potential names while editing it and pick the last one now this I like is a good one

who was it who gets it because I've got I've got loads like I've got a huge like paragraph of unused names like Vecna on Xbox Mont from the ground Let's do Vainter on Xbox episode The Ok Vemba special That's a fucking dick face one I stop, I snap

That might be a real one Harry Tesco A poet that didn't know it The Ice Spice That's a good idea that one What is reality's truth I don't know why I didn't use that one Maybe that can be this one.

Okay. Yo dude, what is reality's truth man? Motherfucker. My question is what's truth's reality? Nowadays I can't quite stop soy facing. Singer B-flat quick? E... Nice.

Anyway, welcome to the official Xbox podcast produced by Microsoft. Um... We're trying to save you guys. We're doing our best. What? What? What? What?

did you say? I said good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. And, uh, I'm Alex joined by Jim for Brocast Season 7, Episode 5. I said a 1, I said a 2, I said a 3, I said a 4, I said a 4. No, this is episode 4. No, it's not. It is. It can't be doing this shit, no, no, no. It's episode 4. Welcome to episode 4 of the JAR Media Pod. It's not. It's episode 4, season 5. They're already mad enough as it is. Why? Actually, they've been actually really good in defending us. Who's they? J-A-R-Ling.

Maybe we should just call them Lings. You really sounded like Matthew McConaughey just then. Really? When you said Ling. Ling. I think maybe we should just call them Lings from now on. Yeah. Yo, Ling.

I'm kind of a Ling. Yeah. I'm kind of feeling Ling tonight. Yo, want to go out and get some Ling? I want to come back to my place and watch some. Ling content? Hey, I'm trying to score some Ling over here. Did somebody say Ling, lad?

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It should be attached to this very episode, but that's not all yet again dog how many things can we be gearing you motherfucker um the value is too good jaffter hours pays a lease chance supplementary show that just like except it's like a little bit more sweet man

for one pound man one pound or a dollar what can you buy for one pound we'd even take an Australian dollar do we have to we'll clean it you have my hazy dollar for you brother What do we do recently?

We did a nice, the first, as they say of the year. We did. 28 years later, Bone Temple. That was a 30, 40-minute discussion. They've got to wait 28 years for it. And I did promise last episode that for media review stuff, I wouldn't keep it locked away for as long, so I'll try and remember to release that next Friday.

Or I guess the Friday of you hearing this. But if you can, if you forget, just send me a message or something well no don't just give us an Australian dollar you can access it immediately that's not all though the week before we did that cringy Reddit mod video

that was insane some bizarre AI stuff the creepy pasta jar vision there's a lot's going on in the ever growing huge playlist of tens and tens of videos go check it out as well as the jar media group chat and I think that's it

for that kind of rig and a roll, you know. You take the rig, you take the morole, you make it a rub, you're getting risky that. So let's do some housekeeping then. Uh-oh. Would be kind of, I imagine myself as a creature of like eight arms going like, like, like picking.

Like from, like in, like the. Yeah, yeah, like that. Yeah. Oh, there's like an arm that goes, another arm that goes, another arm that goes. Type phone. Do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah. Does that make sense? Does that make kind of sense, Ile in your brain? It goes... Yeah, yeah, yeah. There might be a visual element to that that only makes sense if you're watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, and I should probably note that, that we're doing an experiment for this episode, okay? We're using the GoPro so we can do a crazy wide. It's like we're being goat-seed and you're seeing what's inside. Yeah, like this Hey, what's inside the Goatsy dude? I think JAR might be in there Yeah

But yeah, let's round off some of those conversations from the previous week I'm gonna pluck some first from the Jar Media group chat But Podge says Actually, I'm not gonna do this one from Podger because this is gonna be Jaffter hours Yeah, fuck you, Podge

I'm not gonna do that Instead, I'm gonna do this one from Mr. Blue Pumpkin Gonna repeat question from last week One last time, feel free to ignore If we, please don't read this part. Sorry. Mainly because I couldn't think of another one. Sorry.

Is Alex going to try a marathon and thoughts on the U-turn of its image after last month's Vidoch? Or was it Vidoch? I can't remember. I was always going to try it out of morbid curiosity, but after playing Ark Raiders, I'm actually more interested in marathon since it could fulfill a more hardcore itch, but not too hardcore enough as to be Tarkov. That being said, I do still think that art style, a part of which is stolen, And music is a massive point of interest for me and the fact that bungee could implement

some classic bungee secrets into the map dog. If there was a single player element, I would play it. But seeing it's an extraction shooter, I'm much more likely to jump into an arc Raiders than I do think the aesthetic is kind of cool. Why are you more inclined to go into Outgraders? Cheaper?

I like the third person. I like the weird robot AI's like running the Ark Raiders right is that what they are the robots Is that what I'm cool The Ark is the place right

I thought you're a raider Oh right Oh right They have a name I haven't played it Robobots Yeah the robobots that kind of come off They look cool the way they're all physics seeing

And they're like Blal-Litter Yeah yeah And they fly Uh huh I'm gonna buy that game So yeah I don't know I'll wait and seal on that one

Um This one's interesting from Antonio Phillips. Update. Aloha, jar boys, see if you remember this. I'm sure if you remember this, but I was the dad jarling that was possibly being replaced by an AI voice of me for an acting role I did for a fee. As the update, after discussing with the wife, we agreed to take the money and look for a new role. Well, the update was that instead of getting a fee, I got nothing, as instead my role was offshore to another country where multiple people now make the content I used to, and instead someone, someone,

is impersonating me and then using a voice modulator that doesn't sound like me but instead tries to emulate my style quote unquote safe to say the quality dropped dramatically in the views reflect it lull i moved on to another client this time in finance but wanted to share my story to remind people that your job is never as safe as you think even when you're breaking company records and increasing profit stay safe out there bear bear and if the jar boys want to know who's stiffed me I'm happy to say who via DM so I don't jeopardize anything with my job Yeah, message me, I'm curious

I won't reveal it I will I'll tell it's a gym And then Jim can leak it I guess But that's not on either of us Yeah I guess it's just gonna be more and more

Yeah More and more common phenomena I guess This sort of thing Yeah well Hey everyone buckle up I think I don't know if you've seen

All this like unemployment core Going around Like a meme format Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a big section of my like scrolling feed will be unemployed memes. This like average day of an unemployed. Right. And I can't help but look at those sorts of memes as if like they are kind of cultural indicators. You know, like I'm seeing enough of of these on like different accounts and stuff where it's like

okay unemployed like 20 somethings must be like a relatable format like it's happening to a lot of people and I think

if I had to guess it's going to get worse because AI's going to just take more and more but then there's more time to play Xbox yeah I'm not saying that is a bad thing

like the memes are funny so in the grand scheme worth just normalize um U. B. I.

Universal basic intersections. Me. We don't really have intersections here. Re-Rill Rebuild says kind of an extension on last week, but I am an Australian finally leaving the country

for the first time at 23 years old in like a month and a half, going for around 90 days, ending with Pramera what sound in Barcelona? before flying home. Look at the lineup, law.

Oh, I see. I'm flying to London first, and we'll just bum around until Spain in June. I want the British experience. Full cobbler, I want accents, I want shitty seaside with rocks instead of sand and cold, overcast bullshit with seagulls and fish and chippies. I want cavalry dinners and fruities.

And to talk with completely sincere, that's bloody lovely men at the pub. There have been some great British travel wrecks from you guys, already, so I'd love itinerary ideas or advice. Hey on rise sounds phenomenal. And I may also endeavor to visit the Magic Roundabout in that shitty sweet store you hate. Any other suggestions in EU too? Um, got to get out of London.

Like, do the touristy shit there, but like, you've got to see more than just London. If you want, if you want Rocky Beach with Chippy, not so much that, oh, are you, fucky. Britain? I was going to say Brighton. Yeah, Brighton is a rocky beach, it's a cool city. But if they're planning to go to Wales and go to places like hey on Rye, hey on why, for those who don't understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They got, those are good beaches and Wales. Yeah, go to Barry Island. Barry Island. Get to fucking Barry Island, like. Honestly, it depends on your taste. Do you like history? Do you like food and drink? like what part

interests you because there's there's a lot to juice from really yeah go Swendon go yeah that's essential obviously yeah the magic roundabout um as you mentioned

where's like a I'm trying to think of like a proper you know British pub type place where you're going to get a geyser or a few geysers I mean you'll be able to find some geysers in London

yeah if you go to the right establishments. Yeah, in the right parts of London. You've got to go to Gieser HQ, really? Yeah. Which is, I don't know. The scary zone. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. It's quite a vague question, to be honest. It's like a pretty big, well, it's not that big. Well, it's like a whole country. Yeah, it's a whole ice country with like thousands of views of history, right? Just, my advice? Stay in the hotel and play. Play, it's box.

Yeah. Yeah, play Fortnite on Xbox on it. Yeah. Use the Barry Island skin. I'd say go to Greece, but I like Greece. I'd say go to the south of France. Go to Barry Island. And if ever you get the opportunity, make sure you go to Barry Island.

Here's an Xbox Barry Barnes. Um, the assassination of Vecna Joe says, what DLC would you like to see for Wankers on PS5? Um, I'd like a Barry Bonds. Expansion pack. Yeah. The Barry Barnes expansion for Wankers on PS5. Out now.

Barry Barnes. On Game Pass now. Real, dude? Wow. Any of my wildest dreams. Um. Battle pass would be nice. battle pass would be nice wankers season four or some new battle pass available now some sort of um like

what do they call it like a path like a their plan oh they're like uh road map roadmap yeah wanker's roadmap six months yeah and i want at the end of the six month roadmap to the next wankers map to be barry island and like on the last the last drop the last content drop is a map that teases wankers like two or three or whatever yeah yeah I can't keep track because they have the subtitles that are like yeah revelations and shit wankers like requiem and shit like that yeah yeah yeah

requiem for a wankers wankers revelations and shit like what order even is it yeah yeah shit pisses me off when's vati video gonna start covering it um the law needs to get deeper yeah a few more interest they need to make it vaguer i think because like the the plot of at least wankers one is like wankers original is

kind of basic and like there's nothing to like unpack well it's funny you say that because the redactees uh... Vecneries is says what's your take on the recent discussion comparing the wankers campaign to specops the line

people are claiming similarities in terms of depth and strong narrative choices by the devs personally I think Wankers takes the cake I find the fourth wall breaks incredibly well designed. The way it subverts expectations is so engaging but subtle enough to not break any immersion or momentum during gameplay.

Finally, are you worried its strong commentary might get it unlisted from the PlayStation store? I fear that this new wave of attention will be trouble. Given the political state of things over at the US, some pro-war Trump supporters are already calling for action.

Yeah, the... That's an informed perspective, for sure. Yeah, I don't know how the more popular it gets how that yeah square like sequence is going to go down yeah yeah um speaking of but

the thing is if it gets taken off the PlayStation store guess what baby it's popping up on Xbox let's be real true let's be real yeah so we're good yeah so I wouldn't fret folks um Wankers battle pass pre-order now get the Wankers online pass you know I think the I think China needs to refurbish the great

wall. It's in a fucking shit state. Is it? I mean, it's fucking enormous. Yeah, but it's overgrown, isn't it? There's trees growing on top. Have you been there? Have you been there? I might as well have been. Let's be honest. I'm planning to go there. Okay. I'm going to climb the whole wall.

There's a wanker on the wall. Get him. So those are in the group chat. These are from the comments. Starting with Matt, very cool. Enough time has passed. We need a Quarich month. What's Quarich? Why so blue What's that mean? Why so blue? I'm not. I'm human

I suppose you might be wondering Why so blue? Why is he so blue? Suppose you might be wondering When's Wanker's gonna be announced for PS6? Funny as first time said Still funny as first time said Still funny as first time said

Did you see I guess you wouldn't have seen it The month shit is done. Can you call this episode still funny as first time it's like it? The month's shit's finished. Did you see the send-off? No. I can't remember if it was the last episode or the one before that.

I did a whole, like, sad edit of like the months going. Like, it's finished with little clips, black and white clips of him. Really? Yeah. Why? As a send-off. To who? Because I remember we were doing V-month,

and it was like, yeah, let's get the ball rolling again, man, we got this energy for a new type of month. And it just, it was insincere. Yeah, forced. Yeah, forced is the word. So we had the results of this, what do you call it when you like answer questions on a survey? Yeah, the JAR Media Survey. I am. Community survey.

And there was some pushback to some of the hot takes on there. Really? The biggest being, because there was some CBT haters on their, cringe-based tough recurring segment. I remember. Duge Sal said CBT haters can fight me in the Sussex Acme parking lot. Zap Coolman says the people saying

CBT needs to go are crazy. It's one of my favorite segments on the cast ever. I love guessing along with Jim. It's like a quiz show. And a funny goy one says I like CBT in gaming talks. Yeah, plus one for the gaming. Game up. Woo!

I find that funny to have an issue with that when like that's always like been that's probably been one of the most constant yeah that and like Marvel speaking of I've got news we can get there put a pin in that

chuck a pin in retinas 2001 says the moment I live for is when Jamie changes his rating from based to a tough yeah that's always a good feeling actually now that you mention it and Cam Loram said CBT is goaded

some of the best segments recently it should happen More often, in fact. Oh, Dallila. Which is interesting because I've actually intentionally tried to, like, space out whenever it's included out of fear of people, you know, rejecting it. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've noticed that. Do you have one for this week? His wankers on PS5. Zaboo said, Don't make CBT Patreon exclusive. I really like it. I always play along with it and answer it alongside Jim.

I even tried to do a cringe-based tough with my wife, and we both took turns, chose people to quote, and each guest, it's just a fun trivia game, and it challenges my brain to think more. We should turn it into a board game. Yeah, we could, like, sell that shit, you know?

Yeah. Like, what was that cringy card game? Cards against humanity? Yeah, that shit sucks. Yeah, that shit sucks, but we could make it, like, cool. Yeah, we can make it good. It's cool, like, CBT card pack.

If you buy, if you're in the first wave, you get like the the collectible wankers like cards as well yeah yeah yeah and a free encyclor wankerpedia and a yeah wankers nfti yeah to be fair anyone can have those they're all like worthless now yeah that guy that was like we lost so much on this yo dog i bought the original tweet for four million dollars yeah and it's literally worth like 10 bucks now like it's crazy idiot Where's that money go? To scammers, like, it pisses me off how everything in this world is just, like, structured to just funnel money to scammers and con-offs.

Yeah. I love that. Yeah, that actually is what, like, the economy is. Yeah, and, like, tricking you and shit. Everything's designed to, like, trick you. Yeah. It's so fucking exhausting. Yeah.

Everything. Like, even adverts. Oh. Everything. There's no risk. Yeah, yeah. Planet Jonbo says, hello jar. In Alex's video on Illumination Sing, way back, he says something along the lines of,

how long before one of these production companies develops an algorithm that analyzes the latest trends and memes and uses that data to write a full script and animate an entire movie for you? These days, it feels like we're only a year or less away from a movie like this actually being released. And as a solo game developer, in the early stages of my career the idea of this kind of thing becoming the norm in media is terrifying and frustrating anyway I'm curious how you two feel about

the overabundance of AI across the internet and where you see the future heading in terms of art entertainment etc sorry for this has been asked before thanks for laughs and bear bear sorry to like tell you but like there are already movies that are out that have used AI probably just have hidden it

that you've seen I'd put money on that really yeah and you'll never know watching illumination bullshit. Do you think that new Mario movie is going to be AI? I just don't know. Do you know what fucking has pissed me off?

Can I get into this quick? What? I went to the cinema recently and there's the Mario Galaxy poster. Uh-huh. And it says Mario Galaxy and Mario and Luisia

stood there in Ponchos with the fucking with the upside-down fucking pyramid from Mario Odyssey. It's like, motherfucker. They want to maximize the reference They gotta make sure they have the most recent game.

You can do Mario Odyssey later. Why you do the Merry Galaxy store? It has the T-Rex from Odyssey in the trailer as well. I haven't seen the trailer. I don't give a shit, but... It's like... I'm gonna be there day one and I'm gonna be fucking clapping like a motherfucking seal. I believe it.

I believe that. You're such a fucking... Like... Pop culture. A pop culture succoyed Leach. Yeah, it's like the illumination Nipple and I just can't resist. Oh, illumination.

You're spilling some of your lactate. Taste red and taste green. Taste kind of like, yahoo. You know what I mean? Oh! Also, no disrespect, but with full intended disrespect, Chris Pratt, I could be a better

Marrier than you. Yeah. You fucking suck as Marrier. In fact, you suck What an awful fucking human being He's a piece of shit I hate that guy He's a good actor Yeah, he's an amazing actor

slash voice actor Yeah He's really fucking good as the Grinch But he's so shit As awesome as the Grinch Yeah But he's so fucking shit As Mariette

Yeah, bizarre casting He should have played Master Chief Yeah Yeah Yeah in the Haley TV show Yeah Yeah Yeah, get your cock out, Chris Pratt, pussy.

Get your cock out, MasterC. What was the question? It was from Barbara G's, as Jamie hasn't been Jamie and the cast was so long. Now he's always Jim. Crying face. When was the last time I called you Jamie? Yeah, when has anyone? James calls you Jamie.

Does he? On the cast, anyway. He kind of does, doesn't it? Yeah. He doesn't really call you, Jim. But I've got so many memories of him, like, shouting Jim. Jim! Hmm.

But what I'm thinking about all the times, like, editing the cast, he would say Jamie. Maybe it's like an emphasis thing? But I don't... I don't really use that kind of language. I try not to either. In general, I prefer nicknames. Really? Yeah.

See, for you, I have never nicknamed. That's true. You've always been Alex. The index. I think Abel. Alex is like a strong like Madagascan lion type name there. Yeah, when are you gonna start calling me Anders? Fuck me, it's like really hot.

It's not designed for this. Yeah, okay, sorry, those technical difficulties and the camera's changed. Fire hazard. Yeah. What are we talking about you being called Jamie? Yo Jamie dog. Yo, Jamie.

Jamie took my name from me. True, that's why you're Jim. Um, I liked this to do. this defense from Barton who said the patreon is literally one pound you could subscribe for a month and listen to the payward stuff really not a problem if you don't want to pay one dollar then fuck you broke boys give them the money they deserve it for providing us content for a decade that's right not me yeah um I'm gonna call that guy Timmy two tone Timmy two tone's got advice for jaw listeners one

bound what are you broke boy can't even buy one pounds worth it is yeah fucking brokees what can you buy the thing is what let let some okay look I know we weren't supposed to unveil this quite yet but I'm gonna do it so we're gonna be coming out soon very soon with um a class on how to get rich quick and I know that sounds that sounds too good to be true right get rich quick type thing. Yeah, like a Charlie University type thing. Yo, we are teaching you how to make.

And so if you can't afford the one pound Patreon, okay, that's fine. But do invest to, it's only 200 pounds a month, right, to get rich quick, that 200 pounds is going to be nothing

and you can you can subscribe to us on Patreon for as long as you like once you're rich. I'm so bloody look there So keep an eye out for that Eye to the To the To the dogs bullsack

As they say Um Um Please crack on My last one here For housekeeping is from the sharing And warrior Yeah

Who says Hey Jarlads Just a request And apologies to being the friend Who's too woke here But please could we get a trigger warning Before talking about any more Epstein stuff I know the subject can be viewed in the description

but for audio listeners like myself, it would be appreciated it just because it's obviously very sensitive and the subject can be quite triggering so it would be nice to be able to skip ahead on an audio listen, she is gamers. Absolutely, valid request.

Yeah, I've got no issue with that. Yeah. We don't normally delve into shit like that. I think we maybe just got carried away with the, it's like everywhere right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's gonna be this week's like Jaffterhouse thing, but that's fully like opt-in

won't really be a surprise outside of reading this which kind of inherently like references it and certain certain things it's going to come up so yeah we'll try and keep that in mind because it is so fucking insane it is and don't apologize you can never be too woke what if you're the woker yeah that's a bit too woke um so I mentioned I had a CBT cringe based tough where I take 10 or so quotes from a notable person, poets, actors, fictional characters, whether it may be. And you've got to guess who it is, as well as give each quote a cringe base sort of. CBT.

You definitely know who this person is. What are your bets on me getting it? I don't, I really don't know, actually. Yeah. Let's just see how this goes. Okay. Right. When I let up from the weed and the drinking too, I cried every day.

And I like that. I like crying. And now I not only want to cry and show my crying to other people, I just want to split myself down the middle and open my guts and just throw everything out. Damn. That's tough. That's straight up tough. Yeah.

Hell yeah. That's a good one. Emotionally kind of honest. I always get down with that. Next one. I found that every time you stand up for something and open your mouth, you alienate someone. I spend a lot of time wanting to become, sorry, I spent a lot of time wanting to become rich and famous. Then when I got there, I found it was hollow.

What is important to me is my connection with family and friends and to nature and to stand up for what I believe in. It really makes you feel good to follow through with your convictions. Granted, between opening my mouth and some of the, this kind of gives away what field they're in, Some of the movies I've chosen to do. I've alienated a lot of my fans, I'm sure. Hopefully I'll make better movies, but I'll never stop opening my large, prominent mouth. Baste.

Yeah. I don't think anyone watches a two-hour movie and decides they're going to become a serial killer. Baste, as fuck, Jesus. That needs no explanation. I'm really intrigued. No ideas yet. I have a...

Some potentials. Yeah. I've always believed the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom The road of excess I kind of really like that one I don't know Because like

Depends what you're talking about here I think I obviously know who it is So yeah I can contextualize it Yeah without context I think it's actually Might be a bit cringe Why taught me through that Um I think the

the road of excess can be the opposite to gaining wisdom you know like like if if you're like Bill Gates'

son and your your whole life is just excess like you're not wise you don't know shit yeah you know I get what you're saying um I was in a taxi the other night and we started

talking about life and the taxi driver goes chaos and creativity go together if you lose one percent of your chaos you lose your creativity I said that's the most brilliant thing I've heard I needed to hear that years ago that's tough having a chat with the taxi driver and they just drop like the yeah the coolest quote is like a philosopher yeah Nietzsche a bit Nietzsche dropped in there um a grown-up is a child with layers on that's fucking amazing wow that's a yeah based that's overtly based that's an ogre's have layers type shit yeah that's some ogres have layers type shit yeah that's some ogres have layers type shit is that a clue who directed track

it's not terrible people telling you you're great what's terrible is when you start believing it Hmm. That's a good one. Yeah, that's best. My main hope for myself is to be where I am. Weird again? My main hope for myself is to be where I am. That's tough.

Yeah. That's like discovering peace. Yeah. A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers. Hmm. That's tough. That is tough. Any clue yet?

No. I feel like this might be one of those kick yourself types. Two more. The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are the ones nearest and dearest to the hearts of American politicians. Read that again.

The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are the ones nearest and dearest to the hearts of American politicians. Baste. Baste. Yeah, that is based. Oh, what's going on my throat? Ever since I got ill in November, I've had this thing.

It's super fucking annoying whenever I record audio. I've got to, like, clear my throat all the time. Do you have it, like, behind your nose type space? No, it's like in my throat. Every single video I record, I've got to, like, edit out, me clear my throat at the time. You never had to do that. It's super annoying. Last one.

On visiting Donald Trump during his 2004 presidential election campaign with Jesse Ventura We went over to Trump Tower Talk about a tough dinner to get through all he could talk about was money After out 45 minutes. I was like excuse me and walked outside and fired up a joint I was like whoa how am I gonna get through the rest of this meal? I wouldn't even have a dinner with that mother and here he is the fucking president that's tough as fuck so only one potential cringe

the excess potential cringe yeah so if you had to guess anything come to mind no especially after that last one um I really don't know who it could be

like someone who's met Trump I don't know a lot of people who met him bro yeah Um, Woody Harrelson Oh shit Now imagine them all with his kind of sultry voice Yeah

Um That's why I kind of liked the excess one Because I was thinking about it in terms of like You know his like fame and fortune Like through that lens He's not known for being like evil Yeah yeah yeah So I'm thinking about like

A more introspective thing of like Maybe abusing drugs or like Yeah right fame and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. And like farming that for all it's worth and then figuring out what is valuable. As far as I'm aware, he's not like a Napo type actor.

I don't know. I can tell you. By any means, as far as I'm aware. That's really interesting. The like picture I was building in my head of someone versus who are you building. Someone more like clean cut. Someone more typically like... Even with the like leaving to go smoke joints and shit.

Yeah. That's not the most clean cut, is it? No. No, but I mean that that was the last one. Right. Yeah. Oh, that was a cool one. That was a good one.

That was a really good suggestion from Podge. Yeah, there was a good amount there. He's a cool guy from what I can tell. like his voice i like bruh he's a great not to go back to that subject but um that's another thing that's kind of been recontextualized

is um true detective season one do you remember where that story goes yeah kind of yeah it's very relevant um um yeah i need to watch that again

yeah was there was there anything else you wanted to bring up in this first half anything fresh yeah What were you getting at earlier? What was the Marvel? Yeah, what? This music...

Welcome to Marvel Corner. The music that's come on is kind of relevant. I watched Fantastic Four. Did you? Yeah. What did you think? Pretty cringe. No, it was, um...

It was all right. I was thinking, watching it. The main thing, thing, right, because I've, I've read, like, the first, I don't know, 2550 Spider-Man, like, old school comics. Yeah, yeah. Right. Like, 60s?

Yeah, like, the original Stan Lee, like, the original run of Spider-Man. Um, and a big part of it is, like, the Fantastic Four are always in it, because Stan Lee loved the Fantastic Four, like, Excelsior and shit. I was thinking like How cool would it be if If they hadn't introduced Spider-Man at all yet And then he gets introduced after the Fantastic Four If they could resist

Yeah, yeah But like in That version of New York Because like that That like retro The retro sci-fi vibe but it it gels so much better like you believe you don't have to like like fake how like

what's the term for like uh suspension of disbelief you don't have to suspend your disbelief because like it's all so like fantastical and silly um i mean it should be kind of cartoonish or exaggerated yeah for sure it's the fantastic for fuck sake which which is why when like when in like Thor's movie when he's wearing like jeans and a hoodie. It's like, this is fucking weird. Something's not jelling here. Yeah. Like it...

You almost see the opposite of like trying to modernise it. Yeah. And Spider-Man's an exception because I feel like Spider-Man can actually work through any generation. Yeah, anywhere, any place, pretty much. But yeah, I thought that was really successful from the film. And it's made me kind of hope that they were. all join the Fantastic Force universe

instead of the other way around Right I don't think you're gonna get that No I don't think so either Yeah But to me that would be so much cooler Because it's more akin to like Superman

Where the like metropolis is not a real city You know like it's It's like the ideal of what Like a city should be Yeah You know How did you feel about the stretching The stretching was cool

I actually thought they were like you made this not scary. It's not scary and it's like cool. When he's fighting the monkey at the beginning? Yeah, that's funny. And when he's like climbing over... Galactus. Galactus?

Yeah, I dig that stuff. Yeah, that's really cool. I really like the thing. I like the thing as well. But I was surprised I really liked Johnny Storm. Yeah, they're all well cast. I just think the issue with the movie is that... It's sweaty.

You can tell the movie is scared. it's like fuck this like has to work so we can't do anything like too crazy like it has to be

so kind of safe I don't think like a single character has like an arc like it's all just like very like now that you mention we're keeping this shit

super simple like to a degree where you can't piss anyone off type thing yeah yeah um which you know

I really like the music too I think that just having the theme yeah it's like yeah that's cool And yeah, they're like, the after after credits thing, because on Disney Plus, you can just skip it. It's like a cartoon.

It shows the in-universe cartoon of them. And when you see that, like, it informs the rest of the movie. I kind of wish the movie started with that to, like, set the tone of like. I thought that that montage at the beginning really did set the tone. Yeah, it does. It does. It's cool. I really like that.

It is cool. And Galactus is fucking awesome. Yeah, he's cool. Really good casting. Yeah. And I hope he's. because I feel like they intentionally didn't yeah yeah and the the silver surfers spoilers sorry

um that's fine like come on man like if you haven't seen it yeah I don't know yeah I was pleasantly surprised because I went into it um not expecting anything really um it was like a just off the cuff oh yeah that's on there now I'll watch it um it's kind of breezy um doesn't say it's welcome will the cast are good

it's just kind of likable kind of reminds you of like phase one type shit like yeah and i i thought like and i know like pedro pascal's been in like controversy for having anxiety or whatever um people are upset about that he because he's people get mad at him because he's got like a trans sister so he's like oh really yeah so he's obviously like pro trans and he's not like white right so americans are what to drastically like have trouble not all americans obviously just but he kills it he's like really good um all the space stuff was my favorite when they're like yeah yeah i love when they uh they fly out and they like have to align to that thing yeah like in star wars they're like faster than light

travel thing yeah yeah super cool um the like giving birth in space thing is like That was kind of surprising. I did find it kind of dumb when Mr. Fantastic is like, he asked us to give our baby. Don't worry people, we didn't. Yeah, you could have played that a little bit smarter. Yeah, for like the smartest guy on the planet. But I guess he's like smart, smart, not person smart.

Yeah. Yeah, I liked it. You saw Thunderbolts as well. I did watch Thunderbolts recently as well. Did you prefer that? It's slightly better, I think. yeah um i definitely found it more like um emotionally resonant yeah which is weird for a marvel film and it to be to be frank is good like the way it like resolves the yeah yeah it doesn't do the

marvel third act bullshit like it's no it it's the total opposite um yeah it almost like shrinks at the end which is kind of brave yeah i know the movie didn't do very well well neither of them did like Neither did Fantastic Four, really. Really? Yeah, not particularly. To be fair, that movie had to put in, like, a lot of work to undo. Well, yeah. I mean, they, uh, what's it called when you, like, you dilute your brand by fucking, you know, just releasing a bunch of shit as quickly as possible.

Yeah, yeah. And everyone just kind of get sick of it. That's what Disney's best at, honestly. They buy an idea, they milk it to death and then, you know, just, yeah, it's fucking stupid. because like it's a very short-term thinking when it's like yeah look at the

the long-term dividends of like Lord of the Rings those movies yeah like look at that like the cultural relevance the like payoff of that then they they ruined it too with the Hobbit shit and this gollum shit that's coming out

yeah so unnecessary they just can't help themselves you know we have IP we need to either hold rights or just milk it uh yeah so we can release new waves of pop vinyl golems yeah yeah i do um going back to fantastic four i wonder what they're gonna do with like dr dune yeah we'll see about that yeah this is like it and they're like writing it as they're filming it and shit and like are they right yeah i mean it's all just on like a blue screen anyway so uh huh and that that that was

something about Fantastic Forb that I find quite often in the cinema you won't notice so much but when you watch at home on your TV on your computer whatever like the

CG looks like dog ass like yeah at points it looks really bad like a lot of it's really good a little robot guy looks pretty good yeah yeah but it's when you have like a character running onto like a sound stage and it's just off.

Yeah. And your brain's like, that's not real. Yeah, like the lighting's wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whereas I've... I need to watch Superman at home, I guess.

But I just remember that film looking... I guess you haven't seen it at home. I haven't. It has particularly good special effects, though, that film. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like... Because I actually weirdly thought it kind of looked better

when I watched it at home. Really? Okay. Yeah. I don't know why. Because we saw it in my IMAX. Interesting. Yeah.

I saw it at like three different cinemas. I don't know. I have weird experiences with that though. Like I, for Avatar, I went on the hunt for the, basically the worst screen I could find because I really didn't want to see it in 48 frames. I'd really did it. I hate the look. I fucking hate how that looks. It's so insane that they're still doing that.

But speaking to the Hobbit, that's the first time I remember that being a thing. Yeah. And it sucked then too. Yeah. I don't know why, but like why change what works? I don't know. They wanted to look like the video game's about to begin. Yeah, I guess.

It's like the opening cutscene. Yeah, yeah. But it's for three hours and 15 minutes. And in other news, I saw Markiplier's movie. Rankers on PS5 out now Welcome to the second half for the cast Where we head over to the suggestion thread Over on the Jarm Media subreddit

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Um So let's do this one from Super Slam Howdy Mingers Super Slam here This question is more so for Alex But Jungle Jim can of course chime in Given your change in opinions

On a variety of topics covered on IHE Does any part of you feel guilt Over the discourse around these topics In hindsight I think furries Now you've been to a furry con Do you ever feel the desire to make a follow-up video Um

not like make a follow-up video but my philosophy has kind of been like they're like time capsule things if I had to hold myself to everything I said and thought when I was 19 like I could never sleep

like that's it's kind of par for the course I feel if you're making shit and saying opinions constantly like yeah sure you can like rib me or make fun of it or whatever I'm fine with that Um, and like, I don't know, I guess I really, uh, misjudged the level of like, seriousness that people take for like, oh, your branding is this, that, that's literally true.

Because like, I, I watched like Chainsaw Man recently and made a video on it and people were like, whoa, I remember 10 years ago you made a video about how you hate anime. It was like, well, yeah, but also in that video I was talking about like, I've probably seen more anime than the average person. Yeah, definitely. And like I'm only making the video because there's some sort of like inherent interest or knowledge based. Yeah, you've got something to say about it. Yeah. And it's like, I don't know, it's just, it's more like a character thing. It's not that serious to me. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like, um, anybody with a voice is like immediately given authority. Yeah, it's fucking weird. Like people forget that.

you're a just some bloke just some random house dude of like yeah because I've experienced that before where like

someone who I haven't really like met before and I've like first met them and they kind of know who I am tangentially they're almost like scared to talk about movies and stuff like that

really in case so they like might have a different opinion to me and it's like yeah yeah I really want to hear people's opinions, especially if they differ from me. Yeah. Because like I, I'm really okay with people having, like, liking different things to me. Like, I don't think everything should be for everybody. I think, like, enjoying different art and having different takes on art is, like, what makes it enjoyable to talk about. Like, I really don't, like, I really don't,

yeah, exactly. I don't really get that side of it. Like, yeah, well, there's a sect of people that do, I guess. Do you think you're lumped in with that? Yeah, because I've got like a reputation of being like contrarian and like really, um, kind of... You're normal? Well, yeah, bro. Normal is... Contrarian and harsh, I think.

People think I am. Um... Because I don't like sing. You don't... Oh. Because you're not a fucking idiot. And I make fun of Sonic. Shit fucking awful.

Let's be real. We're talking about Sonic right now. Fucking shit, man. Oh, what? This guy isn't an idiot that likes shite? We got a lot of Sonic fans that like listen. Yeah, okay. There was one in the survey that was like,

there was a huge paragraph from a Sonic fan. I know they do it kind of as a joke, but every time they bring up Sonic, they're just wrong. Okay, you're fucking idiot I don't know Go be a loser somewhere else I try to keep in mind Like the idea of kind of like

Hating quote unquote In good faith Yeah it's like jokes and I I get it though Like it's confusing In 2013 when it began The way you would characterize yourself When YouTube is extremely different to how it is now

I get this like a disconnect there Like especially like I guess the way the word hate and shit is charged like there's a lot of like hatred like genuine awful nasty hatred online um and things are just different yeah but it's like I guess I was just trying to put enough faith in people to be like I don't know it's like fucking movie opinions god damn it yeah and even like that fairy video like Adam's giving me like some grief for it well not grief you know a light ribbing for it yeah yeah that's like that's fair enough like but I don't really like deleting old shit I like leaving up and being like well it's like a sign of the time like yeah yeah yeah

I was having a conversation with my partner a little while ago um because like the the topic of like deadpool came up or something and I was getting like visibly like you were shaking yeah yeah I was like clearly I get impassioned talking about like

especially shit that sucks um yeah and i i i hate it's entertaining it's like yeah yeah yeah and but i i hate when like when i go off on a rant about something like that and like you best believe count you like things yeah yeah yeah and it's like well no fuck you it's like they're allowed to hate shit and they're allowed to like it but i'm allowed to fucking hate it like like and the whole whole point of them making the thing is to make you feel something. So like, that's, I would say that's more

of a success than you feeling nothing. Yeah, than like just being bored. If you evoke, some kind of like emotional response to it, that is. Yeah. That's at least notable. Yeah, because I, I feel like, um, I feel like I am Wolverine in that car scene. You know, like I have that range. From Depple 3. From the movie you haven't seen. I haven't seen it. But you can quote. Yeah. I know it better than anyone. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I... I think it's a lovely thing to be able to, like, feel passionate in any way, you know?

It's just... And it's infectious, too. Like, one of the things that really inspired me early on was, um... Do you know Mark Komode? Yes. The British, like, film critic. Um... Everyone wants to hear him talk about, like, the films that suck.

Like, his Pirates of the Caribbean rants. are like notorious. He doesn't like Pirates of the Caribbean? Yeah, he like hates them in it. But his, his vocabulary, his like, use of English and shit is like, it's admirable.

And I've never, like, compare myself to someone like him or people that inspire me. I probably know better than him. That's more what I was kind of, like, trying to get at. It was like, something like that or a Charlie Brooker type thing

where you're like... Yeah. It's in jest, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's like for the fun of the... It's funny. And it's also, like, it is quite, white a British thing as well. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't even know what I'm saying. I also just fucking hate Deadpool. Yeah. For the record. And Sonic is cringe. Well, speaking of, Seneck dock doke says, wait, what, you got someone else? Yeah, sorry, can I just like, because did you do, did you ever do an I hate Sonic video?

Yes. You did? I remember having a graphic of like a fist going like, puss, puss, and like blood going like, I'm like explaining it. shit. Do you stand by that? Yeah, of course I do. You stand by that whole video. Oh, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to check that. Uh-huh. Cool.

And for the record, that ferry video is like, it's such a nothing video. I remember always being incredibly surprised when people got really upset at you. Because whenever, like, I always thought watching your videos think, like, you could go way harsher. Yeah. And like, even for you, like, I know, like, the stuff you'd say, outside of like the video you know more more loosey-goosey just like totally ingest um and it's like and then reading the comments and they're acting like you'd said 10 times the stuff you'd said uh-huh to me like in private about about the topic and it's like yeah like it really ain't that

deep i say something like it's like a three-minute long video or something it's nothing um I say something like, I don't care what you get up to on your weekends as long as you're not hurting anyone. It's like a comatose nothing video when I was uploading one a day and it was like just the most recommended one from comments. Was it?

It's not that serious, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. And it was that time, like everyone was on that. Yeah, it was like an easy target. Yeah. But I don't know, how do you, Do you think you should delete videos like that? If you don't stand by it anymore?

I think if you were actually like a piece of shit, like if you were the critical drinker and you had some like, you realized what you'd been saying and you were like, oh, I'm a fucking asshole. Uh-huh. Then, yeah. Because you're like cutting out the propaganda.

You know, you're like reducing the amount of evil shit on the platform. I don't think like... But like I've had bad people. political takes before I've had bad takes but I don't know I like leaving them up though no but there's a difference between like having a bad take and because like saying I hate fairies

I think is a nasty take and could make people feel a certain way but that's separate to like the the cultural dogpiling on like this the current leftly right wars.

Uh-huh. You know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of interesting and something you have like no preparation for. Mm-hmm. When you're like... I was something like my third or fourth video or something. Really?

Yeah. Um... Yeah, Seneck Docky said, before I ask my question, I'd like to say I know I've disagreed with you guys on a lot of things in the past, mainly free guy and Ryan Reynolds. I say this because this question I'm about to ask is a very heavy, subject matter and may be very controversial to discuss.

I just wanted to say that no matter what your answer is, I still appreciate that you guys are honest and thorough about whatever you're discussing. I'm eager to hear different perspectives on the matter and we'll keep tuning in to future episodes. Okay, now that I got that out of the way, here's my controversial question. Pee, pee, poo, poo, poo, pee pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee,

Pee, Pee, Pee, Pee, Pee, Pee, Pee, Yeah, he's fucking blocked. Don't get to us stuff like that. Yeah, that's too far. I might have to bleep that even. That's fucking piss me. Uh, heatwave MF said, after 10 years of podcast,

last episode confirmed that Jim can in fact read. Any thoughts on literacy? What is? On what? Literacy. You know, like being able to read and interpret things. Being able to read and interpret things. How did I confirm that I can read?

What, weren't you talking about, You know, that racist dude. Cthulhu dude, guy. Oh, right. That's an audio book. Do you... It's like weirdly controversial, isn't it? People are like, you haven't read it if you've listened to it.

Do you agree with that? That's fucking bullshit. That's genuine. I was really thinking about that this morning. It was gatekeeper. It is weirdly like gatekeeperie. Yeah, because it's like, if you're doing something else, if you've got like a... But like when I read a book, I'm basically creating an audio book in my head.

head. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I read. So I don't really see like it's just we don't have a physical thing. When I read a book, I read it while I read it out loud into one of those like recording devices and then play it back. Yeah. It's just like you can do other things. You can like go for a walk or like. Yeah. Do the dishes or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, yeah, exactly. You can like, especially when we're all this fucking time pour. Yeah. And personally in my free time, I like to fire as many different pieces of media into my eye holes as possible. Yeah, yeah. I got like my right airport has one book. Yeah. Left airport has the latest Joe Rogan experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And having like a record playing as well. Yeah. Yeah. Got to have that ambience. While microdosing ketamine.

while hitting the vape and fucking yeah that's what Darth Vader is sipping Guinness yeah Magapine of Guinness yeah

that'd be nice I'd like a mechipite of Guinness dude we need to go to like an O2 show and fucking chug magapines yeah let me save for a few months first yeah it's not cheap

but damn if it ain't work worth it yeah but I don't really like drinking like beer at shows because I need my bladder sucks so I've got to like leave to pee constantly that's why you bring dipes that's why like when when we're at the the every year we have like a family Christmas party and I just started drinking vodka

straight like shots of it because I was like this fucking sucks with the coke I can't do that shit I just just just let's just cut the preamble like yeah we're trying to get somewhere that's fucking gay go on yeah but like I was pacing it with like

whenever I think I would have a round I would just have the vodka bit bit without the were you downing it as well or sipping it sipping vodka um were you sipping vodka

because that's kind of ice cold I can't remember what I was doing that's big dog shit probably downing it yeah um yeah um AJ Hunter says

to the boys have any holiday plans this year? When are we getting the next J-R-boys on tour episode? Bear Bear and Take Care? We do have a holiday for April. We're going to go to... Is it Devon or Cornwall? Cornwall?

Yeah. Cornwall's a bit closer to us. I love going to Cornwall. The only thing I have lined up otherwise is going to Berlin in March, I think. Got some cheap tickets. cheap flights um so I can finally get a red ball

at the club yeah I'm hoping because you know they love like Harryburn shit like that's where it comes from and stuff I'm hoping they have like a red ball flavor oh could you imagine you're not gonna be able to get me back

yeah immigrate his fucking what's sausages Harrybone and fucking beer yeah what else do you need yeah genuinely

That's that efficiency. And like brutally efficient, like language and roads. Go on the auto barn. I'm not going to do that. Why not? I'm not going to be driving around. Why? It's going to be in the center.

Why didn't you rent a guy? They've got, like, morning raves. Like, it's known for its rave scene, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they have, like, they have Labu-Boo-Machar morning raves, you know? What's a morning rave? Do you have, like, coffee? They have 24-hour, like, clubs.

right so you could go at like 10 in the morning to a club do people still get like fucked up or are they just on Red Bull? Well they're on Red Bull that's how they're able to stay up for the morning around you have to go to one of those crazy Berlin clubs yeah of course where it's just like some like

Shiza Master Club and it's like some factory like all the workers are still just like building cars and shit building BMWs. Yeah. Yeah. So that'll be cool. Um,

yeah. What cringy place. Bring Britannia back. Where's it gone? Be that. Bring Xbox back. Microsoft. This is kind of a badass one from a more choice one, three, four.

whale thread Hey boys Always a pleasure Listening Very weak I think they mean every week I suppose it's the same words I wanted to like

The same letters Right Missing an E, right E-V-E-R-Y Every Yeah, it's not E-V-R-Y Is it? E-V-R-I

I wanted to let you know About some very important Blue Whale facts Woo! The largest animal to ever live. They can weigh over 200 tonnes, which is the same as a herd of 35 elephants or four modern battle tanks. Fuck me. Put another way, one blue whale weighs more than every human in the

Falkland Isles, 2,500 people in case you're interested. The main artery of the heart of a blue whale is wide enough to crawl through. A horror movie idea right there. A blue whale consumes as many calories a day as 25,000 people. The largest dinosaur confirmed weighed 80 to 90 metric tons so the blue whale weighs twice as much as that. Sorry Alex your boys have been trumped here. The blue whale penis is three meters long. They used to be over 300,000 in the world's oceans now there are only 15,000. Fah! Sorry to end on a downer but things are looking better for them with whaling having ended 60 years ago just please avoid buying products with krill oil because they need krill in the oceans not in our products much love to all the jarlings

happy to share more animal facts those are some fantastic facts so fucking incredible i have a core memory of um you know going to the natural history museum and they've got the skeleton yes and being like well no it was a model right the skeleton yeah yeah no it is a model yeah the skeleton is the dinosaurs Don't they have? I swear they have some bones there. Maybe. It's been a long time. I remember it being an actual blue whale.

Yeah, yeah. They do have like a huge mono. Yeah, kind of put it into perspective a little bit. Yeah. So I've never seen a whale. I'd love to see a whale. Because everyone describes it as like a religious, almost like spiritual experience. Yeah.

Which I think it's so. That's what James Cameron's trying to get at. You know, he loves those whales. It's got to be mad humbling. It's like, oh, I am just a tiny. Yeah. Little creature. But also the fact they're kind of like, I mean, some aren't gentle, but like they're, they're not like dangerous to you.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They don't want to eat you. No. Like, they can't. And they're, just that giant eye.

Yeah. And like, when you look at pictures of it on like Google images and stuff, it's like, bro, there's some shit going on behind that. Yes. There's something deep going on behind the eye. I think they're, they have like some fucking. cities or something down there. I reckon they know shit, man. Well, they have like a deep emotional intelligence like whales and there's just the whole

idea I guess of evolving in the ocean and the water restricts you to a certain point because you can't. Well, the weird thing about mammals that live in the ocean is that they, they, like their path evolutionarily is like they were a part of the. creatures that came out of the ocean, but then they went back in. They went back in. Yeah, so bizarre. Because they're like, they get out and they're like, no.

Nah, fuck this. But one of the things that stops kind of like water creatures from evolving to a degree that, uh, like, humans can. Hmm. Is being able to like use fire. It's such an important thing. Um, and also, I'm surprised they haven't invented underwater fire yet, though. Yeah.

Like in SpongeBob. Yeah, give it time Because that's one of the things about There's apparently a book That I'm quite curious about reading About like I can't remember what it's cool But it's something to do with like

If Octopi evolve differently Because like they are They're restricted by how short their lifespans are And how they're not social They don't really raise young Which is another thing that gives like mammals Or humans specifically like quite an advantage With like that path

You can let pass stuff down knowledge yeah uh-huh um and it's quite unusual to have like lifespans that can have like multiple generations below you you know like having grandparents and stuff like that it's quite unusual in like an animal kingdom I guess so I find that really interesting

love whales love the ocean but I'm good leaving them where they're at um Hey uh Would you become a whale Would I become a whale? Yeah If a wizard was like

You could be wailed If I could be a whale for like an hour Right What about nine years Must have been much But you get to come back to like you at that time Oh so I go like back nine years after You become a whale

Live for nine years And then travel back to before you were away Do I have, do I, like, retain all my memories? Do you want to? You can choose. Well, I don't know, because I'm thinking about, like, all the shit I would see going deep in the ocean. My current brain couldn't handle that. Do you think?

That's too scary. Yeah, yeah. And you'd see some fuck shit for sure. Yeah, but you'd be a whale. You'd be a whale. You'd know that you're a whale. But some shit will try and get you. Like giant squid?

You'd have to fight like a giant squid. I can't deal with it. It's part of what makes the cosmic horror shit so effective to me. Yeah, the water stuff. Yeah, all the water shit. Just like whale like sounds and stuff. I've never understood finding that like peaceful. I find it like ominous and like deep in a way where it's like.

Incredibly unsettling. They're talking about shit that I don't need to be hearing. Like you do that. I don't need to be in this environment. Yeah, yeah. I'll leave you to it. Keen and. Catter said hijar

Did you see that the songwriter For nostalgia critics The Wall Has come out discussing it with Anthony Fontana Rob Scalian He's a big guitar YouTuber quite an interesting listen He seems to really get upset about the criticism Until he realised It was all about the lyrics

I did actually I listened to this video I'd recommend it Really? Because he's never spoken about Trying to steal a clout Nice one Anthony Fenton Um, but hearing what he, he did all the like, the music side of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In two weeks. He did all of that. Okay. Which is like fair play. Yeah, I remember all the music sounding. Yeah. Like, the actual, like, production of the music is fine.

Like, there's no issue with that. Yeah, yeah. And he's coming up with his own, like, spins and riffs and, like, keeping it, like, semi-accurate. So there's, like, some real, like, passion there. but obviously then you put those lyrics on it yeah like watch the video but he makes a funny like observation

that like ever since it came out his deal with Doug was the all of the like streaming revenue from the album and stuff like that would go to him right and because it's hate listen to so much it like pays his phone bill

basically said for like years yeah and I think it might have like the lower rating on discogs or something like really of like any album or you know yeah this sort of thing it's like pretty embarrassing it's one of the most like the similar reviews ever made really um yeah i would recommend watching it though it's uh it's crazy he kept his you didn't want to talk about it for so long yeah why be be proud king i mean like i don't know that must be weird if you're

like commissioned to do a thing. Yeah, yeah. And then the thing. Yeah, everyone fucking hates it. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's ragging on it. I do wonder how Doug is about that.

Do you think he's like... Do you think he was upset by the response or surprised by it? Because he might, like, you can't upload... Maybe with how, because that was quite an extreme reaction. Because he's made like bizarre reviews before. I mean, he made Melvin, Melvin. Like, and he's Like, he's

He seems like To understand that Melvin Melvin is like He's got a strange level of like self-awareness to the shit Yeah, but he still does it Yeah Like he keeps doing it and that's I feel like after the wall review though Things kind of changed

Like there's there hasn't been anything quite like that No And all his videos where he like talks about movies Just like in a chill way where it's not like with a skits and shit like this is fine this is watchable it's just like a dude giving takes yeah yeah he clearly like has a passion for

yeah for film or whatever um yeah just existed in a very fucking strange space it's more just like a whole concept of putting that much effort into review a review that's like scathing

but then in like the last minute you're like oh actually I love Pink Floyd and it's awesome yeah yeah it's just like what the fuck yeah he he spent so much time wondering if he could

yeah it was a Jurassic Park situation yeah he created the endo raptor whatever the fuck yeah he created the endoraptor I guess

is that like a thing I don't fucking know I'm just endo going along with it Indo raptor yeah it's the one for a mom

Jurassic World That's a good film It's actually a good It's actually a good fucking film Chris Pratt Like a cheek Yeah Speak of the devil

And he shut up here Mario rides a A dinosaur A poo vestigator said Hey wanks I just got all the achievements And wankers What achievement do you think is the hardest

I'd have to say That just happened Was probably the hardest Had to goon for a while to get that Um, there's levels to it. There's, there's like, um, there's time sync ones and there's like, what I find more annoying when it's like an intricate, difficult task to complete that you just have to do over and over.

And you get so fucking close. Um, the achievement of Wank Supreme. Yeah. is so fucking irritating and not to because like we love wankers yeah but the load times could be better

right and every time you fail to to get the achieve you have to go through a fucking loading screen and then like open slow fucking open the doors into the um because that's what drove me crazy was the collectibles shit where it's like

well collect all the wanker crystals you know yeah yeah yeah yeah and they're like missable as well you know yeah so you have to start the fucking whole thing again if you get past act one without getting all the crystals i'm i'm hoping past wanker's requiem they're like not gonna do that shit anymore like just make it so that you can replay levels or something yeah like go to areas

that like get locked off Yeah, it's not rocket science, guys Yeah, it's not Wanker's science, mate Wendy's Wanker's style Yeah, that should go with you That should be you So let's end on this one from Rip Fluid Okay

Good Abin The Und Aim It's a me, the only Essex charling here My New Year's resolution is to listen to more music I'm a music virgin I have my hyper-specific music I listen to, but I've never listened to what other people typically think when you say music. I've never listened to a Beatles song. Couldn't name a single Elvis Presley song.

I don't even know if Machine Gun Kelly is his real name. I have, however, recently listened to every Kendrick Lamar song, as far as I can tell. What should a blank slate like myself listen to next? Is Kanye West worth listening to with the context of his past behavior? Should I pop my Beatles cherry? Or should I keep re-listening to the Jarlcast until my pubs are as grey as my heart? Thanks, Charles, especially you, Jim. Mua, m-muh.

Prenthesies, I've listened to all of Gorillas. That was my hyperfixation when I was like five. No. When I was at uni, like five years ago. God of lying is a bop. Uh, what do you mean you've never heard a Beatles song? Yeah, what the fuck does that even mean? Yes, you have.

You have. Um, I would start off with, Brian Michael Hines. Benson Boone? No, Brian Michael Hines. Who's that? Oh shit. The song, hold up.

Hang on, I've got it saved. The song Unbroken by Brian Michael Hines. Unbroken. Man, that's going to be goated in your goated section of your song selection. I think you've got to get in. deep into limp biscuit. Yeah. Start there or maybe like

a little bit of insane clown posse. Shit, yeah. That's a shout actually. Hold up. Let me just find my good one. LMFAO. LMFAO.

Mario Judo. Barito. Barito? What? Barito. Who? Balito. Right, yeah.

Balito, J. Hollywood. Eli Stax. Uh, Mr. President, Coco Jamba. Coco Jambos a hit. Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons, obviously. Start with radioactive. Yep.

Branch out from there. Yep. Uh, black eyed peas. Yes. The one with the face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

The green. Yeah, I'm a bee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, go through that album. That would give you some kind of fundamentals to build off. A reference point.

Yep. Yellow Submarine. That's the Beatles song you want to go for. Yeah, iconic. Marvin Gayefeet Megan Trainor by Charlie Puth. Mega Trainers a shout. Yeah, Megatrainor. Check out that discog.

Authentic. Yeah, I'd also recommend checking out the song, Disguise, by Skepter and Jamie. Um, that's an evil fucking piece of shit horrible song. Um, it's funny, they mentioned, uh, Machine Gun Kelly, because like... Yeah, why? In the same, like, breath as the Beatles and Elvis is funny.

Yeah, un-listen to all of Machine Gun Kelly, if you can. He genuinely fucking sucks. Yeah, shit's trash. And he's cringy. He's tall, though, so... He's tall, so it's all forgiven. Yeah. Whereas, I don't know, like, cringe can be good sometimes.

I feel like Nickelback's a good level. Nickelback. They're good cringe. Yeah, to a degree. Do you want to listen to Unbroken by Brian? Let me see there, a hero can save it. Do you want to listen to Unbroken by Brian Michael Heinz? Bomb G.

It's going to get flagged. Are you kidding? You joking? I'm not kidding. It's probably on like a... Bada beat, beep. No, but he'd want it. He'd want us to.

I know he would. You know, I would love bottom G to be here as much as anyone else, but... He's really good at dancing as well. Have you seen the video? I like when he goes and harasses people that are in urinals. Is that that music? Is that the music of the year? That's a possible, um, is that?

Oh my God. Okay. Put a pin in that because that might be a jafter hours, like going through all his shit. Yeah. His shit's fucking cool. Yeah. He's fires. fuck if you're right my mood

hines check out bomb jie yeah he's cooking dude he never stopped you know top top top g you know folded got arrested got fucking beating up by a love island contestant oh yeah forget about that

what a loser what an actual fucking loser yeah that's so fucking you got beaten up by a pussy mate what a fucking loser why did he even agree to that cry in your baguette fam fucking ass so Bugatti. Oh, it's my like Bugatti or something, isn't it?

Yeah. I think that's it, bro. Okay. You did it. Nice, nice range of topics in there. High five. Welcome to JAR Patreon. Names for February 2026.

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Oh, that's what that says. Yeah, G, G, G. I liked all the rhyming in there. That was good. Yeah, I liked the styles as well. A sort of rhyme. Did you see the advert? Did you see the advert I did?

I did a wanker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Rankers on PSY. Rankers.