JAR Media Posdact - STOOD UP PIG

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia NOTE: While this episode is not as dark as the last, there are two moments you might want to skip over which are detailed in the timecodes. Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:1...1 Housekeeping 05:14 CONTENT WARNING 09:09 Normal Housekeeping 18:09 3 Drake Albums - 1 Day 31:07 CBT 44:25 Mid Break 51:16 NFT Jarling Comes Back 55:43 Question Segment: Silly vs Serious 1:01:00 Lego Batman Game 1:03:37 Vital Organs Rankings 1:06:20 CONTENT WARNING 1:14:44 Goldengo 1:16:13 Undercover YouTuber 1:24:25 Freak Movie Hordes 1:32:00 From One Extreme to Another... 1:41:03 The Iron Giant 1:54:16 Argy Tooth Surgery #BroCastS7E20

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Brokast Season 7, Episode 20. I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim. It was good. This is, did I say it was episode? Yeah, Season 7, episode 20. And this is Brocast. The usual.
Starting point is 00:00:34 It's just a non-exam. normal, the huge. It's just the classic. I like just doing that thing where you hold a lighter and you go la la la yeah. Yeah. There's on there hur. Hur's and there. What's that from? Oh, I just made up. Just kind of like my own thing I'm doing. Like that sounds like something that would play when you turn your Xbox on. Do you think? I was kind of going for more of an Xbox off thing, but I guess that's cool too. Xbox on. Connect. Record that.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Why are you trolling people? You're going to turn people's Xbox One's on. I know. About 70% of the audience listen on Xbox One, weirdly. Yeah, Xbox One Spotify app. If you know, you know. Also, no, your Xbox now.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Biggie. Remember? Oh, is that the famous Drake song? Yeah, well, we'll be talking about that in a little minute. Oh, nice. Before we get too deep into the show, Let me shout out of those patrons that make the show full stop, but also the audio version possible.
Starting point is 00:01:37 You get the raw unfiltered MP3, ad free. You can chuck it on your Spotify's or whatever RSS feed hosts you enjoy. Um, but that's not all there. You can get your Patreon names right out in the first or second week of each month if you are a debiterer above. And again, somehow that is still not all. There's Jaffer hours. A huge playlist. We just did the 90th episode, I think, in that ever-growing playlist of variety content.
Starting point is 00:02:06 The one we did last week was simply called They Fly Now. They Fly Now! They Fly Now! We kind of watched some weird flying machine videos that I found in a rabbit hole YouTube thing I like doing. But if that's not up your alley, we got spies in disguise explained. That's a good one. That's a good one. Some real film criticism for once.
Starting point is 00:02:29 like kind of academic, I would say. Yeah, that's like, um... Some real shits. That's like film festival kind of, you know? Yeah, the kind of talk you'd be hearing at film festivals. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, and you'd know.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah. That's how I, that's where I learned this vocabulary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, there's dark raiders, various, as they say is. I made The Invincible Season 4, as they say, public to everybody. last week so you can check that out too
Starting point is 00:03:02 and last but not least the jar media group chat it's a group chat where you can leave suggestions before we record I'll put a little thread there grab a few like a drop in the ocean yeah drop of emotion I'm a part of the ever changing tides I wasn't sure if you're going to keep going it's a group show
Starting point is 00:03:26 yeah yeah any thoughts on that so far far? Um Any thoughts on that Dolin? I just want to say things are heating up like literally
Starting point is 00:03:36 in this country Oh yeah Temperature wise Yeah temperature wise Like I can feel a bead of sweat Like slowly making its way down the side of my head Um
Starting point is 00:03:45 I'm like roasting hot For the record So if I start screeching And like Good patting Like little flames out
Starting point is 00:03:53 Do you need like a towel Like a sodden towel Yeah I got like a cum towel live here somewhere Do you? No I'll pass, thanks.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I just... I'm good. I meant cum rag, actually. Oh, yeah, no, I'm still good. I'm still good. I'm still good. Thank you, Day. Yeah, let's do some housekeeping there when we round off conversations.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Have you ever used a cum rag, quick, before we get to... Of course. Really? Yeah. I've always just, like, use toilet paper. No. Really?
Starting point is 00:04:22 Bad, bad, bad news. Why? Because then, like... This is gross, but like... Like tissue fibres You're getting all over your cock Yeah Just
Starting point is 00:04:34 It gets like a little hat Of like dried Yeah but then you've got some Some fun to play with It's like a gerbil Like keeping food in its cheeks You know He's saving it for it
Starting point is 00:04:47 Yeah Yeah Yeah because you've got absorption For the future then This is just giving me A fucking impossible segue Into Sorry
Starting point is 00:04:58 That's like twice I've done so yeah we did have a pretty different heavy yeah heavy serious like yeah genuinely segment in the last episode and there was a really good response to it and a bunch of people wrote um and related to it so i do a little segment now so just warning right now um we will be talking about kind of mental health and suicide so use the time goes to skip over this um there's your warning to check out in five, four, three, two, one. Cloud waves one, six, four, eight and get us going then. One of the things that makes this podcast special, IMO, is the transparency.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Feels like keeping up with someone, so I think having an episode that suddenly shifts into rants or uncomfortable, but important conversations, is not only necessary, but deeply welcome. Hope you actually feel better, Alex, as it's obvious this situation has taken a toll, and it's okay to be affected. By the way, it's really beautiful to have this title and thumbnail as a tribute, bear bear bear bama forever um andrew date 4955 says hey boys i just want to say how much i appreciate discussion of grief i lost two school friends last year one of them having taken their own life they were both 23 experiencing losing peers for the first time has been a surreal and devastating experience for me
Starting point is 00:06:15 with a lot of complicated and ever-evolving feelings the feelings of guilt and self-invalidation are so hard to avoid as much as i know they're unhelpful and not true i have such far memories of both people and it hurts that it's become such an exhausting topic for me to talk about at times. I don't have any advice or a solution, but I just want you to know that I appreciate having similar feelings voiced by someone else. I wish you were all the best. Robert Foe said, thank you, Alex and Jim, for being so transparent and real. I've been watching for almost a decade now, which feels surreal to say.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I've always appreciated your honesty and dedication to the podcast. It's really important to remind people they aren't alone in struggling. Life can be hard, and the pod has definitely given me some light during dark times. So please do not shy away from being real if you guys feel it is necessary. Oh yeah, a bunch of people writing about this. The album you guys were discussing is
Starting point is 00:07:05 A Crow looked at me by Mount Erie. Oh, thank you. It's a great album. If you end up liking it, it's also worth checking out the microphones, same songwriter. Bear Bear Redacted Forever. And Hello said, I was wondering why this rather serious cast
Starting point is 00:07:22 had a shitpost thumbnail until I listen to the full section. Nice tribute. Rest well, dude. Little Kentucky film says, having the Rancas ad directly off a discussion on suicide is fucking hilarious. Like when you're immersed in a cutscene
Starting point is 00:07:37 and it cuts to your obese custom character. Yeah, yeah. Just their pants watching in silence. And, yeah, the last one I wanted to bring up on these lines is from Ilibe 25655. Why did you put the US call we live in UK I guess I put like a Samaritans kind of equivalent
Starting point is 00:08:01 phone number oh really for US right UK and in the description there was like a website you can go to if you're not in either of those to like figure out your equivalent one it was just simply because it's the number one demographic if it was yeah Sweden there I would have put a Swedish one there um yeah it's not a big deal was it Um Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:27 I'm really glad that so many people seem to have That The exact same opinion I have about this very podcast That was sat within right this instant Yeah of like the The welcoming of the variety of You know because I feel like if if you do a I don't know like a
Starting point is 00:08:50 If you did something crazy like a comedy education podcast or something. Like, you're kind of boxing yourself into something. Yeah, it's not always, it can't always be comedy training. In the same way, life can't always be training to be a comedian. Yeah, right. Like, real things happen outside of comedy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:09 But what, you did say that, not everyone was happy about this. Not that section, but like just us existing. Oh. We got, we got a nice hate comment from Yesam. Okay. who said not every group of friends needs to have a podcast this channel is proof every now and again
Starting point is 00:09:28 you get like a wanderer that like is like what the fuck is wankers on PS5 yeah sorry to let you down they're still talking about Mibb Mibby what's Mibby men in black
Starting point is 00:09:43 well I'm assuming you block so you didn't even need to ask I'm not even going to answer because you know the fucking answer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so he gives a shit. Like, moving on.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Moving on. Yeah, because when we tried doing like clips or a little bit and had that like TikTok account. Yeah. All of the comments on that were crazy. Yeah. TikTok comments are the funny. People got way too much energy to like be rolled up at strangers online. It's so weird.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I've never left a comment like that. No. Especially on a short because it's like if you're bored, like it's designed for you to just go past. Yeah. It's like it really pissed you off. In which case, it like,
Starting point is 00:10:29 getting comments like that just makes me more determined to just never stop. Yeah. Plus, it's actually really good like for the Algae. So if you're someone
Starting point is 00:10:39 who leaves hate comments on whatever. True, yeah. Yeah, just gives us something to talk about and gives us. It gives us something to talk about. Engagement.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah. Like, it's class as engagement. So. Thanks, baby. And I get that kind of glee of knowing that it pissed you off.
Starting point is 00:10:53 enough to leave like you get a lot out of that yeah you in particular it's funny to leave that on that episode do of all yeah what the fuck that's really actually fucking evil like just wait till it gets the previous one or something like that's fucked up what a shit bag um we had a lot of responses to this idea of like family members and friends having like pretty radical like politics yeah right um and dim dongo said on the politics talk in the use of media slash social media While it is interesting that a fresh account served Alex G.B. News straight away, it's also important to note that a fresh account is hard to actually make. Social media accounts don't serve up an algorithm solely based on what an account interacts with.
Starting point is 00:11:37 If you create an account on the same IP address that has been associated with other accounts, the content will be tuned to deliver similar content, not saying Alex goons out to GB News as showing opposite views drives engagement. Device fingerprinting, nearby devices, and synced contacts also come a to play here. The Jim's phone is connected to Alex's Wi-Fi and he only watches political left-wing content on YouTube shorts, for example, then a fresh TikTok account created on that network will be associated with a residential IP that is frequently visited from someone who views political content, yes, even different platforms like TikTok and YouTube. As an example, a family
Starting point is 00:12:13 started receiving ads aimed at new mothers, baby planning things and anti-abortion ads because the daughter had Googled something like, Am I Pregnant? Can I get an abortion at age X? I did try to control for that. Maybe it wasn't enough with, um... Um... I did it all in, like, an incognito tab and put a VPN on. Okay. At least for one of them.
Starting point is 00:12:41 But maybe what they're saying is like... Even then. Even then? It like... Piece of teal, like, watches you through his fucking... Yeah, hearing all that is kind of scary. At Armstrong Levy, like, camera that's like... Yeah
Starting point is 00:12:55 Somewhere Yeah The phone that's always listening Yeah Um Ah Jartism said I'd like to make a formal apology
Starting point is 00:13:06 To Cabi Owl For referring to him as airport adjacent I'm actually gonna be real and say I think that's kind of okay Really? Where do cabbies often take people Like very commonly Well
Starting point is 00:13:20 What do you mean? Not around here, they don't. To the bank. Oh. Banker rankers! Rank your favorite bankers. Yeah, there's plenty of taxis around airports, but that's a weak source argument. There are plenty of ranking bankers, too.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Yeah, I'd argue most bankers are ranking. Most bankers are rankers. Yeah, yeah, fucking a. Aya! A yeah! Musician Abe says, um, gulp, he's going to block me, isn't he? Unblocking for that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I'm unblocking him now. Yeah, cool. I just got to do my unblock spell. Yeah. Yobazoo! Now yoga bazam him. Yoga bazam!
Starting point is 00:14:11 Hopefully that's in the new season of Harry Potter. Yeah, that'd be cool. They had to replace Ginny. Why? What do you mean? What was the Ginny incident of 2006? What was the Ginny incident of 2026? What was the Ginny incident of 2013?
Starting point is 00:14:23 Nobody knows. Everyone's guessing. What happened? Ginny left the set for some reason. You're joking. Ginny! We need you! For the story!
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah, she's really important to... The Basilisk. Yeah. She is in that one, right? Guinea. Yeah. Guinea. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Ginny ran from the Basilisk. Guinea get the fuck out there. There's like a large snake or something. Um, minger. 921 says that bit in corncast one where Jim slides down the hill on his turtle shell literally makes me wee with laughter every time ya ha ha ha ho more forest please scree oh yeah there were lots of scree comments really i don't know if there were a hundred though that's what we said we needed to them yeah just block everyone who screed then yeah they won't remember the black
Starting point is 00:15:16 list is getting healthy the scree scree Scree. What's spelled is screedoo? Scree! Um, it makes you, uh, have like an prostate orgasm. Voldemort be like, The boy who screed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:40 That's fucked up, Voldemort. You're fucked for that one, indeed. I mean, he was like a pervert, wasn't he? I guess. Yeah, he's like magic Hitler. And Hitler was a pervert. Right. No, you.
Starting point is 00:15:50 said that, I finally put it together. Yeah? Bloody hell he is a bit like Hitler. Yeah, he's sort of Hitler-like. He's one of those Hitler-likes, like a rogue-like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Hitler-like. Or is he Hitler more?
Starting point is 00:16:04 Who do you... Is he more Hitler or more Himmler? No, he's not Himmler. Why? Who was worse, Hitler or Himmler? Probably Hitler. Do you think? Do you know much about Himmler?
Starting point is 00:16:17 Yeah. What do you know about Himmler? His name doesn't really have the same. Wich! Yeah. He feels like, he feels like, oh, I'm like him. He's kind of like 75% there.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Like they were brewing up the perfect fascist, and they were like, yeah, Himmler's good, but... He's missing someone a bit harsher in the middle. Yeah. Hit. Yeah, like he'll hit you. They're cooking them up in the booth. In the...
Starting point is 00:16:54 Why did I start saying Indy? Indy! Indy! What was I even going to say in the? Oh, man. What was I even going to say? Like, in the... In the comic book, in the World War II comic book,
Starting point is 00:17:07 Hitler and Himmler were at... Do you want to know something funny? Yeah. You know, um, Stan Lee? Yeah. A lot of his characters are like... Like Peter Parker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Bruce Banner. Yeah. Fantastic. fun fred yeah the fantastic four do you know he did that because he's really bad with names
Starting point is 00:17:27 huh he was really bad with names so um anyway one of the early comics Spider-Man comics I was reading yeah he forgot Spider-Man's second name so for a whole issue he calls him Peter Palmer instead of Peter Parker and it's just like
Starting point is 00:17:43 that's really funny yeah it's just in a whole comic book it's just like a different guy I thought it was going to be like a thing where it turned out to be like a an else world or something well no it was going to be like a villain was pretending to be Pete Parker oh right and it was like no he just forgot he just forgot the name you could like build that in something funny though and like a yeah an issue after yeah that's true or something um yeah the last one for housekeeping and kind of like a topic i want to talk about for a minute is um from ed mac 8212 three drake albums in one day led the
Starting point is 00:18:20 cast to a dark place. Stay strong, boys. So we actually were planning to talk about Ice Man on that episode because we listened to it. We listened to it on the way to McDadee. Yeah. We actually forgot completely that we even like listened to it. Even though. Now we've had more time to listen to all three.
Starting point is 00:18:42 So we've got deep thoughts. What was your favorite one? It can be from any three. It doesn't have to just be from Ice Man. It could be from Fireman. I've got... Right, right. Russet, man.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Acid man. For me, I'm torn between Janice, shut the fuck up and cheetah print. And what? Cheetah print. Yeah, Cheetah print. Yeah, fuck. Janice, STFU, is... Was my first save.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Like, I've saved that song. It's that good. Yeah. Um, beep, beep, baby. Ooh, oh, it's just, I think, ooh, you know, it's just, oh, so good. Ooh, it's really good. I think the, these three albums are like the most jar-coded fucking, yeah, he made them for us.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah. Yeah. Beep, beep, baby. Yeah. Smack to this, smack to this, smack to this, smack to this, smack to this. what was it what was that bar that I really enjoyed the um
Starting point is 00:19:52 you make me richie like Lionel yeah that's a good one yeah he cooked up for he was cooking in the booth you sent me that YouTube short of that guy like reacting yeah he's like
Starting point is 00:20:07 is this even real I'm in the hotel the aircon's broken and getting kind of hot I'm out of soda it's like what do you say stream of consciousness
Starting point is 00:20:17 Yeah, I'm so here for it. It's making me reconsider the beef. You think you pick the wrong side? Yeah, like some hatchets need to be unburied, I think. They need to work together and sort this out. No, they need to be enemies again. Because, like, he's proven that, like, Kendrick dropped an album immediately after the beef, right?
Starting point is 00:20:42 It was a good album. Yeah. Only one album, there. Drake's been quiet He dropped that funny sexy songs for you with Nokia Nokia was a Was a certified classic
Starting point is 00:20:54 Um Sexy songs for you is such a crazy Yeah yeah But sexy songs for you That's um It was like a co-lab album It was kind of like vultures You know where it wasn't like
Starting point is 00:21:05 Yeah yeah It was And this might piss some people off But I think it was better than vultures You're really saying that right now Yeah I'm saying that right now I'm putting it out there It's my opinion, guys
Starting point is 00:21:17 Now no one's gonna listen to your rap opinions No, because then What is, what does Drizzi do? Drops the triple. He's getting the triple double, you know? He's always been about basketball. He's upset with the bronze. He does that one, two, three punch.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Yeah. It's like a... It's like a left hook, right hook. Yeah. And then he puts... Well, no, think about it. And in the eyes, you know? That's the third album, you know?
Starting point is 00:21:42 That's how strong it is. Yeah, yeah. Think about it. Think about it. You know when you're starting a combo Batman Arkham Asylum? Yeah. How many hits do you have to get
Starting point is 00:21:48 until you enter free flow? BOM. BOM. Yeah, it is three. BOM. You get knocked down on the third one. Boom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:56 And that's what I was thinking like, that means his follow-up needs to be, you know, when you press B and then you go like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He needs to drop like 25 albums. Yeah, he just drop. Like, all of them an hour-long minimum.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Yeah, yeah. Like, every song he's ever worked on. It's like, what a true. to get two hours of Drake, three albums at one go. Like, I got the special editions, vinyl, that's 300 quid, just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just shit straight into the toilet, like. But you do it for Drizzy, because, um...
Starting point is 00:22:27 He's got to, he's got to be able to pay for priceless musical artifacts, like Michael Jackson's a glove. Yeah, yeah, and gamble the rest. Yeah. So, yeah, it's hard to beat, beat, beat, baby. Yeah. Beep, beep. baby I was listening to it for this whole conversation too
Starting point is 00:22:48 really but I'm going to put on cheetah print now not for you listening because obviously that's illegal um that you I woke up to a text from you this morning saying like listen to this entire song this is fucking insane um
Starting point is 00:23:03 cheetah print feet sexy red of made of honour I mean let's be real you've all heard it already it's a good song let's be honest yeah your face at eight but your ass is a 10 oh drake he's good at this shit he's flirty he's cheeky he's cheaty
Starting point is 00:23:25 like cheetah like cheetah like cheetah print like the song but I like throughout the song all I can think about is him like doing the twoking and like yeah and sexy red slapping his ass slap the dash
Starting point is 00:23:37 slap the dash slap the dash she's she's one cheek this time yeah that bit fucking goes hard yeah I really wasn't expecting it to like kind of reference the cha-cha-cha slide
Starting point is 00:23:55 yeah in this year year but it was like a a creative redux of those ideas brought up in the cha-cha-ch-slide but making it all ass related yeah cherry ice girl cherry-hury
Starting point is 00:24:12 Why does he say that shit is real nice, girl, that shit is nice? Sounds like he's talking about like actual shit. How long do you think he spent on this song? On cheetah print. Yeah. How long is the song? Three minutes, 22. That's how long he spent on it.
Starting point is 00:24:30 No, because he's not on the whole song. He spent like two minutes on the song. Two minutes then. Yeah. Being real for a second, it's genuinely embarrassing. Like, to have like, Like this many bad songs at once is like legendary shit. Yeah, it's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:24:49 When's the last time he released like an album of, uh... Well, the people were like, that like reviewed well? Yeah, that was like decent. When we were driving to McDee's listening to it, I went on like the Drake subreddit and was looking at the like, the mega thread and it was a fucking hilarious. That's how we found Janice shut the fuck up. Well, we happened to be listening to it at the same time. as you found this comment.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Yeah, or the top comments were like, yeah, I wasn't sure until Janice shut the fuck up and then I was, what was it? It said like, I had to go outside
Starting point is 00:25:21 and jump up and down with gleams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck are these fans? And I was like, I remember saying, I was like, do you think it was this song that he's talking about?
Starting point is 00:25:30 Like, as a joke. Because it was like, beep, beep, beep, baby. Yeah, it's like, the Drake fan running outside and hop skipping and jumping around. Beep, beep, baby. Baby, baby.
Starting point is 00:25:42 It's like, what? Drake fans are different, yeah. Drake fan vibes are like... Jake! Yeah, Drake fan vibes are like, you know, when a movie ends on a freeze frame of them, like, yes! They're like, yeah, they're waiting for that moment. Yeah, it's like freeze frame on the beep, beat, beep, baby.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yeah, beep, beep, baby. Yeah, that's some good shit. Nice one, Drake. He got the triple double. So I probably give it like a seven. Which one? I'd give Ice Man a seven, made of honor and eight. Are you joking?
Starting point is 00:26:20 What? You'd give Made of Honor more higher than Ice Man. I just kind of go that way. We've all been waiting for Ice Man for so long, and it did not disappoint. Yeah, but then. Kanye dropping Acid Man and, um... Acid Man goes hard to be fair. Kanye's actually back with Acid Man.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Bully. Do you think Iceman or Bulley is more awesomer? If you had to sit in a like a sensory deprivation chamber for the duration of an album. And I had to pick between Iceman or bully. Yeah. Honestly, Iceman. Really? I think I would as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Like I find it really funny because I kept saying that right. It was like, man, if he was actually self-aware. Yeah, yeah, if he leaned into it. And leaned into how corny this is. This could actually be like kind of funny. in a weird way. But it's the fact he's like trying to be like cool that makes it
Starting point is 00:27:20 even lameer without shit. And like two years after the event he's like finally clapping back. It's like Like you had an opportunity for that deed But you like Dude put on right now put on
Starting point is 00:27:37 The Heart Part 6 Like Drake's the Heart Part 6 Is it on Spotify? I don't think so I don't think it's allowed on there, is it? Is that the one with the AI? No. The Hot Part 6 was the last one in the beef.
Starting point is 00:27:54 The one with AI was to like egg Kendrick on before Euphoria dropped. Oh, here it is. It's the most embarrassing song. He's like... He's conceding. Yeah, and he tries to... He tries to say that Kendrick
Starting point is 00:28:14 revealed that he was essayed as a child. in Mother I Sober And then tries to use that as like a dig on Kendrick So he he a Misinterprets what Kendrick was saying and then B Tries to use child essay As like Rap beef
Starting point is 00:28:36 Ammo It's like it's really fucking horrendous Like it highlights a lot about Drake as a person I think Yeah and that also is like like how weird and tone deaf it is to use the Michael Jackson glove on a fucking... Yeah, yeah! The first album you release post the fucking beat. Yeah, where you're called a, um...
Starting point is 00:28:58 P-word. The comment, trying to fight predator accusations with, I'm too famous to be a p-ed. Yeah, yeah. Jay Cole riding his bike through Manhattan listening to Taylor Swift. Drake, the type of dude to save Faye. felt good to get the pen working on a disc track. Your Honor, if I was a liar, wouldn't my pants be on fire?
Starting point is 00:29:29 These are all the top comments on his own lead on his fucking channel. That's how embarrassing he is. He did such a shit job with this song. Yeah, this bit, this bit. Mother I, wait, listen. Oh, yeah. This is trauma from your own. confessions.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Ugh. Yeah. What a piece of shit, man. Ice man's good, though. Ice man is cold. He brought it back. He's cold. He made a cold ass album.
Starting point is 00:29:59 No more Mr. Iceman. I need some fucking Ice Man right now because I'm roasting, dude. You need to get that like chilled copy of the vinyl I've got and wipe off with it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sweat off my brow type shit. He, um, at least he's got fatty, though. Fat dong. Yeah, he's got a big white fatty.
Starting point is 00:30:21 One giant ball, one weirdly small ball. Yeah, and a big flopping gawk. He can't get hard. I got it floppy. My shit just flops around. He's got those flop sweats. I jerk it in the mirror. It just flop left and right.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Oh shit. Luckily, in the jar dock I put the marmot dancing gif so I can stay. Oh, cool, yeah. Stay on target. Yeah. Don't lose focus. Stay on target. Momets give Drake.
Starting point is 00:30:49 No, they're too cool. They are too cool. They give Kanye. They give Kanye peak Nazi. No, they don't. Yeah. They give like... The Rolling Stones.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Yeah, speaking of pedos. I got CBT. Oh shit. I haven't done one of these in a little moment. Oh my God, it's been kind of a while. So CBT is cringe-based or tough for the segment. where Jim has to give a bunch of quotes from either a philosopher, a celebrity, fictional character, um, you know, finding Nemo quotes.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Could be. Could be. Could be. But I have to like guess. Why are we going over this again? You've told me multiple times already. I don't know. I just kind of like, my memory's pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:31:36 So I got to repeat. So you're like reminding yourself. Yeah, yeah. Because I, like, I'd feel like condescending if you just kept doing it to me. Oh, no. Don't irritate me. Let's see. You should know this.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Who it is? Yeah. Or who they are? Let's say what it's from. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm getting my heel out. That's how desperate.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Right, first one. Let's fight fire with fire. Ooh. I mean, pretty fucking played out. Let's be honest. Did they come up with this? I doubt it. I don't think this one is.
Starting point is 00:32:12 No, I'm going to go cringe on that. It's like anyone could say that. I've said that. As a soldier, it is my duty to respond to your actions. I feel like that highly depends on who he's talking to. Um, hmm. If you have no strong feelings, I guess you could veto. No, I'm gonna, it's got to get a C, B, or T.
Starting point is 00:32:43 I'm gonna go cringe on that. I think, um, I think calling yourself a soldier is kind of cuckish. Oh, war isn't about friends. friends, it's about enemies. That's cringe tough. That's fucking funny. Yeah, I like that. Grinch tough, cringe stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:12 It is the soldier. It's the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war. Oh, okay, yeah. Is this like snake or something? No. That does sound like a... Yeah, it sounds fucking stupid enough. I mean, like, duh.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Well, no, not even... That's not even true. I mean, it is, obviously, but... I think the drones suffer more nowadays. Yeah, yeah. But, like, there's plenty of civilians that suffer. But, like, they didn't sign out to be no soldiers. I'll go cringe on that one.
Starting point is 00:33:55 It's like fake, it's fake based. Fake based, interesting. Yeah, it thinks it's being based, but it's just cringe. We have met the enemy and they are ours. Hours? Yeah, hours. O-U-R-S. We have met the enemy and they are ours.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Yeah. Hours, like, we can, we got this. They are hours. Like, hours to kill. How you interpret it is. Okay. Um, I'm gonna go cringe too vague.
Starting point is 00:34:32 You can only fight the way you practice. Um, that may be true. I'll go a potential based for that one. Might be real. Not sure I've never fought. Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. Oh, okay. Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
Starting point is 00:35:03 I guess there's baseness. Within that. Baseness within. Yeah. I'll go base, cringe. The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death. Okay. Kung Fu Panda vibes.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yeah, I'll give that based. I like the way of the warrior. That's fun. It is victory at all costs. Victory in spite of all terror. Victory, however long and hard the robe may be. Gringe. Is it Churchill?
Starting point is 00:35:35 That one actually was Churchill, yeah. What? At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can. That's kind of best. No soldier outlives a thousand chances, but every soldier believes in chance and trusts his luck. Crenge. The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. Lots of soldiers and lots of warriors happening here.
Starting point is 00:36:07 You're sure this isn't out. You're solid. No. Read it again? Um... Was it... Oh yeah, the two most powerful warriors are patience and time. Huh.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Um... Maybe. I'll go, um, cringe slash based on that. Getting a lot of cringe this one. For a warrior is not enough to win a war. It is more important to organise the piece. Okay. Yeah, I can dig that. I'll give that best.
Starting point is 00:36:53 He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night. Fuck off. To visit violence of those who would do us harm. Fuck off, cringe, fucking fascist bullshit. A warrior may change his metal, but not his heart. Cringe. A warrior must only take care that his spirit is never broken.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Cringe. The last one So long as there are men There will be wars That's Churchill again, isn't it? No Really Who is it?
Starting point is 00:37:42 That one was Einstein What has a bunch of quotes from About war That's a cringe Einstein quote by the way Fuck you Einstein for that one Why? Because he's an asshole for that Fuck you, dude
Starting point is 00:37:56 Why are you saying Fuck you to Einstein Because he was chatting bare shit. Just because you fucking figured out... Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. Ooh, um, now I can speak on war because I made a big bomb. Fuck off, you knob. What dick.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Do you have no clue what is like connecting or the connected tissue? No. Oppenheimer? No. No, these, all of these quotes are in a piece of media. Oh, call a duty when you die. Yeah. This was, uh, suggest.
Starting point is 00:38:30 by L.M. Pig, CBD's suggestion, modern warfare two, original death quotes. They're actually all fascist propaganda. They're all like, join the fucking R-A-F, you can't. Join the fucking S-A-S. Interestingly, were from characters within the Call of Duty universe. Really?
Starting point is 00:38:53 Read those again. Let's fight fire with fire by Alejandro Vargas. Oh. I don't know these characters. And as a soldier, it's my duty to respond to your actions. Hassan Zayani. Hassan? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:09 And war isn't about friends. It's about enemies, General Shepherd. Which, the question is which, which General Shepherd? Because that has a lot. Well, because there's remake General Shepherd, which fucking stinks. And then there's original, which is kind of gated. This would be, when you say, when you say original, do you mean M.W. Modern Warfare 2.
Starting point is 00:39:34 The original Modern Warfare 2. Yeah, these are all from that. Cool. I think. Okay. I think. Yeah. I think he's played by the guy who...
Starting point is 00:39:45 Kevin Spacey. Was Robocop? Is he? He's either the guy who played Robocop or the fucking robot from aliens. I think it's him from aliens. Yes, I think you're right. I always get those two mixed up. Yeah, I always have that happen.
Starting point is 00:40:07 The guy who played Robocop played Batman and he animated The Dark Night Returns movie. Yeah, Lance Henrickson. Yeah, I always... What's the one? But when you... What is so annoying about there being two Modern Warfare 2's is that the 2020 one comes up first
Starting point is 00:40:24 when you search Modern Warfare 2 Shepard Voice Actor? Of course, and that game is embarrassing. The story is the biggest piece of dog shit. It's the rock meme It's the That was the biggest piece of dog shit I don't know that one Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:40 Um The original mon warfare too That's why he's the goat But yeah fuck Einstein for that Fuck you did Why are you doing that What do you mean So long as there are men
Starting point is 00:40:50 There will be wars Why are you waking us on That's I don't interpret that as egging it on Imagine there's no countries Yeah So yeah Some of those quotes
Starting point is 00:41:01 from like Frida Carlo Um Aristotle Confucius George Orwell Um Yeah
Starting point is 00:41:13 Yeah So that makes you a dumbass Just because Just because someone made him a name for themselves Doing some shit Doesn't mean they're right about everything always I know But you had a strong reaction to the Orwell one in particular
Starting point is 00:41:33 Really read it again we sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand in the night to visit violence on those yeah that sounds like fucking big brother talking to me um what about the like context though of what he's talking about well it depends like is that a quote from 1984 i don't know it could be from one of his essays it could be from well yeah it's like well yeah there's a lot of context missing but i think to use that that quote in specifically about the conflict that Wonder Warfare 2 is about
Starting point is 00:42:10 then it's weird to use that Yeah But like the original quote in context I think is okay Well you don't even know the context True you got me Yeah, maybe I'm the dumbass Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:25 Yeah like I sleep softly at night Because I've got a teddy bear to cuddle Not because there's some rough men cuddling in some fucking soggy place Like, shut the fuck up. That sounds like a Drake lyric. Yeah. I don't need you.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I got my teddy bear. I got my marmot. She say, do you love me? I told her only partly. I only love my bed. I'm my mom. I'm sorry. Fittley fans.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I know you got it. He has made some hits. You have to fucking admit. Yeah. I just gave Iceman a fucking seven. I just gave Iceman a fucking nine. I'm not going to lie. And DJ do you love me
Starting point is 00:43:09 I'm there only right here Um Drake has some better quotes than Einstein Let's be real That fucking Einstein quote That's piss me off For the rest of the day Fuck you Einstein
Starting point is 00:43:18 That was maybe my favorite one Really As long as they're boys They're gonna be boys Fuck off Einstein They're gonna be men Yeah you fucking Conservative nut sack
Starting point is 00:43:28 What a piece of shit I didn't know you felt this way About Einstein I didn't know I did Until just now I hate that guy Get a haircut fucking dick
Starting point is 00:43:37 Albert Epstein That's the thing He would have gone to the island Richard Dawkins did Yeah but he did it for science Yeah Did Richard Dawkins actually go to the island Um
Starting point is 00:43:54 He was he he's met Epstein But like Loads of people have met Epstein And that doesn't mean they've I'm pretty sure he's been to the island Did Drake go to the island? Allegedly I'm no
Starting point is 00:44:06 Drake hasn't been to the island He just wanted to He tried to make his own island No that was Elon Musk Yeah yeah Elon Musk fought fucking Sword and shield to get to the island Okay
Starting point is 00:44:22 We'll see up to these messages Rankers on PS5 Out now PlayStation This is wild There, hur. Beep, be, baby. Beep, baby.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Hi. Y'ar. I'm on a new hit street, baby. I like when he's, I can't remember how he phrases it. He's like, You got that shirt on that he's see through baby. Something like that. No, sneak peek baby.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah, yeah. Sneak peek, baby. Yeah. Yeah, he very, like, yeah, I love it. That's fucking good. It's clever. Yeah. There's one thing he is, it's smart.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Yeah, unlike that fucking asshole Einstein. Oh, as long as there's boys, there's going to be fucking women, isn't it? He actually got all of his, um, all of his quotes and ideas from AI. Yeah, he just invented AI first and then was late. Come up with some banger quotes. Come up with some quotes that will get me in MWT. As long as there's men, they're going to be fighting. It's like, shut up, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I mean, it's true. We play art graders. We know that's true. That's not fucking true. Because we play. Because we play art graders, we know it's not true. Every game of Arc graders we play is like when they put down their guns and played football. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:58 You know? On the battle for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine there's no heaven. Imagine there's no MW2. The first one. Yeah. Imagine they didn't remake MW2.
Starting point is 00:46:14 now they have to do it again you need at least three because it's weird to only have one remake of it yeah well there are two actually there's three already they did like a they re-released MW1 and MW2
Starting point is 00:46:30 as like HD oh my god we like HD textures and shit I played both you know I've played all three you played all three yeah I've played at all three MWTs
Starting point is 00:46:42 and I've played I played three MW1s as well Oh, thank you You've only played like one of each I have you You missed out on Listen I know
Starting point is 00:46:55 I did not Okay You know when I've got shitty arson I need to wipe But I like leaving it crusty That's what you say By the way
Starting point is 00:47:06 I'd like to recommend that Jacob Geller Orwell video I've listened to it today Yes The 1984, why does everybody think 1984's on their side? Brilliant video. Brilliant fucking video.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Well, as a fascist, it is on my side. Well, as... Can you beep that? What shit? Yeah? No. No, you have to. No, this is a free speech podcast.
Starting point is 00:47:38 This is an apolitical free speech podcast, remember? You're fucking idiot. Do you want to hear my hot take? What? A political equals Nazi. You're on fire today. Literally, your foot's on fire! Don't get.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Was donkey the first one to have that happened to him? In history. Maybe. Yeah, I love to ask granny about that one. Our grandmother was a history teacher. yeah and a shrek fan yeah she fucking loves shrek she doesn't she hates anything fictional
Starting point is 00:48:20 she can't handle fiction she's like I don't remember this in history was this the first time this happened yeah that's got to be the first time someone's caught fire and not noticed she said when watching shrek
Starting point is 00:48:34 with word plays with word plays like drake beep beep granny Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to use the word word play You're not allowed to use it In this woke economy
Starting point is 00:48:53 Yeah, in the fucking economics of the woke world Yeah I forgot what I was going to say like as I started saying I remember now You're not allowed to use the term word play When you're talking about Drake Yeah, he's too literal He doesn't word play
Starting point is 00:49:13 He kind of just like word fumbles He just talks He's just honest He's just realistic He's that honest Yeah He's just to the point He's honest
Starting point is 00:49:23 He's concise Right let's do some questions then From the JamiD group chat thread And from the subreddit Over R slash Jha Media Which you can go to And leave Any unhinged fucking
Starting point is 00:49:40 you know if you have like multiple personalities you can like you just let that loose in there like whatever we're pretty free speech kind of centered yeah we're extremely free speech
Starting point is 00:49:51 centered aka we agree with Einstein aka we're fascists you're calling Einstein fucking fascist he invented the fucking bullshit man he fucking created this world he made an AI right
Starting point is 00:50:08 he made Gemini he made um he he made um uh ghibli fucking ice cartoons in nineteen forty seven he made the first givly ice fucking AI cartoon
Starting point is 00:50:25 and at the time everyone was like what yeah yeah they didn't realize he was like would you like yeah yeah he also um he also generated of live action fucking pork
Starting point is 00:50:40 porco rosso or whatever porko fucking anti-fascist rosser so that's kind of gated he also invented the concept of NFTs yeah yeah he came up with pup filthy they found in some old
Starting point is 00:50:56 notebooks of his a board eight like prototype the um like in the um like in the equate equations.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Like, equations. It makes Baud ape. And that's just reminding me, actually, that, do you remember, like, years ago when the NFT stuff was happening? Yeah, and Justin Bieber bought, like, nine. Every celebrity, like, thought it was going to be the next big thing. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:27 And a certain... The new Mona Lisa, but I'm in on this early. A certain jarling, don't you remember? Like, was, like, defending NFTs in the comic. Yeah. They actually posted on the subreddit five days ago saying, I'm the NFT jarling AMA. I'm the moron that was dragged into the world of NFTs and was talked about in a few episodes. Ask me what you like.
Starting point is 00:51:50 I take ownership of my brainwash ways and I write it all. Wow. Holy shit. This is a first. This is a first. People never do this. People never admit to. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:01 This takes like some cahones. Yeah. Fucking. Should we do a quick round of applause? Yeah. Right. No, edit that out. He's not getting that.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Oh, he doesn't deserve it. No, he doesn't deserve it. He doesn't deserve it. Okay. Well, like, in the thread, Scottish scum asked him, what made you change instead of doubling down or changing to a new scam? Bankruptcy. They said, well, essentially, I didn't even think it was a scam.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Early days, I really thought it was a way of becoming a digital art dealer. And I really thought that sounded like a cool idea. But once I was in deep, I finally knew it was just, stupid profile pics of fucking banana and shite like that. Think in total I lost about two to three grand being sucked at this.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I really just thought it was a way out of the situation I was in. When Sam Bankman, whatever that guy's name is, was arrested and the price of the coin dropped. It was essentially nothing. It was the biggest wake-up call to sort my life out and make better and healthier choices. So I left my abusive partner,
Starting point is 00:53:13 live with my brother for half a year and sort of my life out. Now I'm in the happiest place I've ever been, and weirdly it was thanks to the collapse of that coin. Also, not going to lie, a few years later, I had a great laugh because I remember on an episode, James shouted, that NFT jarling, where the fuck you now. Or something along this line. It was quite a nice, reflective moment,
Starting point is 00:53:34 as I was in a much better place and I could finally laugh at it, and the shit that came along with it. That's a fucking great story. Can we get the rights to it? yeah it's ours yeah if it's said on this podcast we own it
Starting point is 00:53:48 yeah shit real actually yeah you posted in our subreddit fucking idiot let's take that um let's call the movie um NFT idiot
Starting point is 00:53:58 the movie no I think him in in in like low-cannually like being genuine
Starting point is 00:54:09 for a second fair play Well done for owning up to being stupid and dumb. And how old were you at the time? Yeah, that's big. If you were like 17, then... Where would you have two or three grand, though, if he was 17? Might have been grinding.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I don't know. He was grinding. I don't know. Or a strip hole. Yeah, you might have been subscribed to all the various manosphere, like, money-making schemes. So you would have been just raking it in. Speaking of, like, ownership of things, that were absurd to have ownership of.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Do you remember that dog picture that should just about be in frame? That was the scary smiling dog above you. Yeah. I posted a picture of it on Twitter and it got fucking copyright claim by the owner of the dog. Really?
Starting point is 00:55:05 That owner of the dog. Of that dog? Of that dog, yeah. You're fucking with me. I'm fucking serious. smiling dog because they have like an Instagram page and it was like
Starting point is 00:55:18 look at my cute dog smiling ha ha ha ha ha fucking idiot why would they copyright claim that what the fuck yeah dude if your source of income is like a pet you have
Starting point is 00:55:31 then um actually just like contribute you know do something fucking hell right let's do some questions then
Starting point is 00:55:44 starting with one from Antonio Phillips. What's your thoughts on balancing serious and silly topics on Jha? Is there any thought that goes into what gets discussed in terms of nah too dark or nah too silly? Bear to the bear of the barest bears. No. There's never a nah too silly.
Starting point is 00:56:01 No. There's definitely been too serious. I think we've taken stuff out. Too serious? Like what? Um... Obviously don't say what it is, but... You know.
Starting point is 00:56:14 no i don't remember that's what i'm asking well just give it a bit of there when it was like oh it's something like that yeah something like that no i feel like
Starting point is 00:56:34 well like for example last episode i didn't prime you at all no that's the thing like we don't like talk about it beforehand otherwise we'll just like actually just talk about it then yeah like topic
Starting point is 00:56:48 that I don't tell you what's in the dock usually. No. I kind of like being like the victim of the jar. Then you get like a better like reaction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like an authenticity there. And I kind of like that. And it can lead to moments like we had in this episode and the previous episode where it's like, I don't know where.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Like you have an intentionality of where it's going to go. and me not knowing like I don't know it's almost a tension there yeah that makes more sense to me yeah to do that
Starting point is 00:57:30 yeah it makes it more interesting to me yeah but there's definitely stuff we won't touch because a we might not be educated enough in like that topic be
Starting point is 00:57:49 I don't know it might be like too inappropriate what like when you were I can't leave that in no I know I'm counting on you beeping of this so it seems like we're like
Starting point is 00:58:06 yeah but yeah stuff like that we we tend to avoid going in any depth I actually can't think of a time that was too dark sometimes something just doesn't make sense to have it or like you know
Starting point is 00:58:23 all the like threats James would make I'd have to take that out and shit like that yeah yeah we can't be like going to prison for inciting violence and stuff
Starting point is 00:58:35 especially in the UK right everyone gets arrested when you just tweet something or something I saw a clip of Joe Rogan talking about it and he said like a number he was like 10,000 people a year are like being put in prisons
Starting point is 00:58:49 for It's been like three people And they were saying insane shit Yeah they were talking about like Actual terror attacks on Muslim people It's insane Like you shouldn't get away with that That also like wouldn't
Starting point is 00:59:04 It's one of the rare moments where I'm like Yeah Like our government yeah Probably should do that yeah But like even under an American lens That wouldn't be free speech would it If you're inciting violence on Oh they don't give a shit
Starting point is 00:59:19 shit about anything. As long as you're inciting violence against, like, a minority group, then it's fine. If you're, like, inciting violence against, like, a white guy wearing a suit, then you'll be, like, killed in the streets, and people will celebrate the person who killed you. That's genuinely how that country works. Do you remember that fucking white kid who went out during, like, a Black Lives Matter protest or something and just, like, gunning people down in the streets? Oh, you mean, Carl Rittenhouse?
Starting point is 00:59:48 Yeah. Yeah, he's, like, a big... media pundit now. Yeah. He looks like... He's celebrated for doing way worse shit than like... He looks exactly like...
Starting point is 00:59:57 Speaking of George, oh well, you know, at the end of Animal Farm when the pigs start standing up. No, I've never watched Animal Farm. Well, like Reddit, you know? It's like a really scary ending where they kind of start standing up. What Carl Rinnhouse kind of looks like?
Starting point is 01:00:12 I stood up pig. Even if I'd read it, like... I haven't seen it. It'll be in my mind. Well, yeah, in your mind's eye. You could have just said stood up pig. He looks like...
Starting point is 01:00:29 Because a stood up pig sounds like it was trying to go on a date and like... It got a stood up. Yeah. You might just say stood up pig. Yeah. Stood up pig might be the name of this one. Stood up pig. I'm hyped to see the movie though.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Hopefully they get it right. Come on, Andy. It's not how yet. I'm in America. Like, I couldn't find it screening anywhere. Andy out with another belter. Andy out with another belter. Belter Andy.
Starting point is 01:00:57 They call him Belter Andy in our part of the country. Smiling politely on Insta said, Are you guys at all interested in the new Lego Batman? No. Not really, but I've seen some funny clips that I like. I think it's cool. I'm glad it exists. Can we put Drake back on, by the way?
Starting point is 01:01:17 Yeah, like it looks funny and it's a big, love letter to Batman but I you know I'm like I'm nearly 40 dude like I'm not playing fucking like I games I'm sorry
Starting point is 01:01:31 I saw the scene from the Batman with the car chase and like they recreate they're like upside down shot and all of it right that's funny and they're funny
Starting point is 01:01:47 like mechanics where like if you're driving the Batmobile around through the city and like try and run somebody over, I saw a really funny clip of, um, it was like a wheelchair pedestrian who like, the Batmobile's about to hit them, but they like kind of flip over and use their strength and like do a flip over it and just like dodge that. That's cool. That's cool. You know what I find kind of annoying?
Starting point is 01:02:15 What? There's never been a superhero game that's like. you can kill people by accident. I feel like that should be a thing. That should be like part of the game. That's like a Superman game. Like just fucking conquest. No, it should be like when I'm playing a Spider-Man,
Starting point is 01:02:35 I should be thinking like, like if I knock someone off the roof, that should be like kind of a fail state. It'll be really difficult, I guess, to like build a mechanic into that. That would be fun. I think it's doable. It would be doable, it would be hard.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Because their work around is that they just automatically will save people. Yeah, which is lame. It's too techy, yeah. Yeah. You can do a quick time event. There's no intentionality behind it. And it turns, for me, when I was playing like Spider-Man game, it just turned into, um, oh, there's guys on a roof, just kick them all off.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Right, yeah. Yeah, you can go. It's like, you can video game the game. Yeah. And that's not fun. Like, it should be a thing where, if you knock someone off it's like oh I gotta save them
Starting point is 01:03:22 you know that would be a spider man thing to do you know yeah I don't know call me crazy um call me venom call me venom call me the green gobbler
Starting point is 01:03:33 I want to rank you from the inside said rank your vital organs ooh are we doing like a tear list type beat um toes I'm gonna go F Um
Starting point is 01:03:53 What'd you give intestines Ugh They're pretty important I guess What give me one that isn't important Ooh I don't know Like a Brain
Starting point is 01:04:07 Yeah Maybe in Einstein's case Um Famously small brain on that dude Yeah famously smooth brain Fucking Fascist Einstein What the fuck
Starting point is 01:04:20 Um I want to see that. Pancreas. Who the fuck needs a pancreas? Kidneys. Everyone's donating kidneys these days. It's like the woke moralists are like, hey, we all need kidneys now. We're all drinking so much fucking gambling
Starting point is 01:04:36 that we need kidneys now. And it's like... I drink so much soda. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, and you just have like a spare kidney for no reason. That's cool. I like that.
Starting point is 01:04:50 I think kidneys are S tier. That's fucking asshole Um, heart is... Pancreous. F tier. You're being a fucking dick. Heart's annoying. No, heart's cool.
Starting point is 01:05:00 That's just like a muscle. Lung to S tier, because they love having smoking them. Yeah, I'll go S2 with lungs as well. They're fucking goated for that. Stomach. They feel... Stomach is S tier as well. No, stomach's fucking like G.
Starting point is 01:05:14 No, like stretches. Gastrointestinal. G. Liver. Liver. Ooh, my liver does a lot of work. I'm going to go S tier on. That's all of them.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Urinary bladder. Bladder. I'm going to ster on bladder. I piss a lot, too. I feel like you can't go S-tier with a liver and not go to stick with a bladder. Yeah. Pankreous?
Starting point is 01:05:44 Pee. P-tier. P for pancreas, I mean. P for pancreas, I mean. Fuck off. I'm actually going to. leave if you keep fucking doing that. Fine, I just get Einstein on. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:05:57 We can talk about like Red Bull or something shit. Because he'd fucking, he'd be so fucking boring. I want to see his late doodles where he invented the Red Bull logo. Thanks to Red Bull that we've got the fucking nuke. Oh shit. Okay. Here's another fucking hard pivot. Because I have to do this one.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Mr. Junkins says I'll put in a time code this is kind of on the same lines of the serious stuff earlier just as a little warning just skip over this one if you don't know hear it bear boy's boys boys don't want to bring down the mood too much
Starting point is 01:06:42 but I just wanted to get this out there since last serious discussion really resonate with me it's a bit of a long one back in 2018 when I was around 13 I had a friend Cameron at boarding school a specialist boarding school meant for people with special needs I lived on the school site in a house with a few other boys.
Starting point is 01:06:59 I wouldn't say me and him were close, but we lived together and would frequently be in the same vicinity, talking and sharing jokes. I'd heard bits and pieces about why he moved into our house specifically, as he was over 16, and over 16s would usually be moved off the school site so they could better integrate into society when they left school altogether, but I generally thought nothing of it, and didn't really press him.
Starting point is 01:07:21 As the months went by, I would notice more and more strange things about him. He never had a phone on him. He only ever had his Game Boy advance. His room was covered in cigarette butts and I mean completely covered. You could hardly see the floor. He often acted erratic or anxious. Later in the year I found out Cameron had actually been moved on site due to the risk of him buying drugs, marijuana mostly.
Starting point is 01:07:43 He'd been buying copious amounts of it from random vendors around town and spending all day getting baked. Now, before I go on, I have to give a little more context for this specialist school I went to. Please bear with me, I promise it's important. It was an all-boys school. in the West Midlands designed for people on the autistic spectrum. It had a very good reputation for years, from the 80s all the way to the early 2010s, but at some point in 2016 they switched companies, an extremely scummy company that saw it as nothing but an investment opportunity.
Starting point is 01:08:13 The quality of care took a very notable nose dive. Staff would leave and join so much that they had to hire temp staff just to feel roles, which was very destabilizing for many of the boys who lived there. As for the many of them it was their permanent home. They pulled funding, gutted seasonal events, like the Christmas and summer fairs, got rid of activities, cheap in the food budget, so we're all eating nothing but crap. We all gained tons of weight, me and Cameron included. They cut staff pay over working staff and just generally fucked over everyone. I went from 85KG at 5-6 to 125 kg at 5-9 in under two years. Now due to the lack of a stable environment, there was a lot of violence on site, or more violence on site. Boys would
Starting point is 01:08:56 frequently throw rocks at windows, hurt and abuse staff, and generally not listen to anything anyone said. Kids would climb on sheds on top of buildings, throw down roof tiles, pull out gutter pipes. There was a situation where a student poured boiling kettle water all over a staff member, hospitalising them. The conditions got so poor that off-stead were genuinely shocked when they inspected it, and ultimately, in early 2019, shut them down completely. Now, this was the single most destabilizing moment in my life. That had been the place where I'd spent my preteens and the beginning of my teens. It's where I discovered IHE. It's where I formed the personality I have now.
Starting point is 01:09:33 It felt like having my whole world ripped away from me. I had to go back to my home in London. After reconnecting with some of my friends on Instagram, I found out they'd all been dispersed across the country in different care homes and schools, since many of them did not have a home to go to. But Cameron, I couldn't contact him at all. He had no socials apart from Facebook, but he couldn't use it. I had no idea what.
Starting point is 01:09:55 where he went or what he was doing. A year later, late 2020, I checked Facebook, something I do maybe three or four times a year. I was scrolling through all my friends pages, seeing how they're doing. I eventually reached that friend's page and there was a pop-up saying, Remembering Cameron, last name. I was confused. I thought it was a glitch where he just played around with that setting. I started poking around in his joined groups until I saw this post from Cameron's mother, detailing how they moved him to an outward-bound course in Snowdonia,
Starting point is 01:10:24 because they didn't know what to do with him. After COVID hit, things got even more complicated. She ended up having zero contact with him, and he immediately gained access to drugs, not just marijuana, but heroin and fentanyl, and died on the streets of an overdose, age 18, sometime between May and June 2020. I don't know how to end this, I'm not great at structuring long texts like this due to my interrupted education, and I know it didn't directly relate to what you boys were talking about last step, but I just wanted this story to be known.
Starting point is 01:10:51 I was only at this school from November 2016 to January 2019 And it's often all I think about The carnage that can be caused from a single greedy company It's unfathomable It feels me with so much hate and anger Just because some millionaire wanted to line his pockets With a few extra pounds Thank you for listening
Starting point is 01:11:09 Even if you don't read this out I hope you at least read it Rest in peace Cameron Rest in peace Cameron Rest and peace Cameron That's fucking horrifying Yeah I think
Starting point is 01:11:23 I don't understand how institutions like that are allowed to be like private companies I don't know It's so It's so it's so right Yeah Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 01:11:37 Yeah Yeah Yeah There are a lot of problems with With the state of care In our In our country Yeah
Starting point is 01:11:51 sorry you had to go through that I also don't put yourself down for like your writing that was fine like people always be doing that yeah it's perfectly clear and concise don't be so harding yourself do um rip flude has our next one then bear bear buggers and baguettes
Starting point is 01:12:14 as someone who's lost their mother I have thoughts I want to air about last week's conversation even if it's just my own benefit my mom passed away five years ago this July And it's impacted me in the complete opposite way than Alex losing his friend has Brief back story I went to university for two years but dropped out as the third year began To become a carer for my sick mom for all intents and purposes she had cancer I continued to be her carer for two years before she died within those two years even if it wasn't terminal
Starting point is 01:12:43 I came to terms with the fact that she was going to die but that is not to my benefit I was 22 years old at the time and I didn't shed a single tear my own mum's funeral at my nan's funeral a year later and at my granddad's funeral last year I felt nothing at all It is sad that they died But I'm not affected by their deaths
Starting point is 01:13:02 I've become entirely emotionally detached From death to the point Where I don't think anyone's death Will emotionally resonate with me And I'm deeply ashamed of that I guess the moral of the story Is don't become like me Again why are you putting yourself down
Starting point is 01:13:16 Yeah don't be a I mean you can't say Don't be ashamed of this look You shouldn't be a feeling feel ashamed. Yeah. For that, because it's not like a movie where you're supposed to react this certain way when something like that happens.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Like, you're processing it the way your brain is processing it. There's no right or correct way to respond to something like that. Yeah. And quite often, um, I think your, your brain is, is doing things to protect you. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:13:47 protect you and to, it's survival. It's survival. Yeah. It 100% is. Um, so feel no shame on that
Starting point is 01:13:58 yeah you shouldn't feel shame for that and um the moral of the story is not what you said at the end there um I think the moral of the story should be to not punish yourself for something you have
Starting point is 01:14:10 absolutely no control over yeah I mean really to be the the main carer of your own parent especially at that age too yeah fucking hell my hat's already off but I'd take it off and respect for you for that maybe I should have bunched those with the housekeeping at the beginning but
Starting point is 01:14:35 you can use the time codes to move around that because that's all the stuff about these kind of topics now going back to the yeah the silly stuff um like this one from starling jarling dango boys I'm fucking peeved off at you for speaking crud about my favorite Pokemon. My favorite. How bloody dare you. He's great and you ain't. You're just jealous of him. He's smart. You're dumb. He's big, you're little. He's right. You're wrong. His name is Gold Dango. Yeah, that's right. Gold Dango. Say it with your chest this time. Go Dango. Now say it with a bit of gusto. Go Dango. Fuck you boys. This time you're getting blocked. No, no. No, no.
Starting point is 01:15:19 We're not blocked He didn't block us We blocked He didn't block us Yeah, you don't get to do that He didn't know, did he? Because we're gonna... No, yeah
Starting point is 01:15:36 I probably, yeah, I would have blocked him first Yeah? Yeah Promise I promise Do scrots, scrot, promise Oh, scrot, scrap, promise Okay
Starting point is 01:15:49 Goldengo, he looks like a fucking cheese string. What's Goldengue? He's much of like coins in the shape of a cheese string. Look at that fucking asshole. He's like... That's not a Pokemon. That looks like someone I put in my butt every night.
Starting point is 01:16:08 That looks like something I'd fucking... Oh, we gotta do this one from the SIEOP, Jarling. Hello Scyop Jarling. How are you? Hello Smeltman Smoy's. Don't say that. I'm a YouTuber with over 300,000 subscribers and I'm running a secret SIOP campaign, sneaking jar references into my... videos. Okay. The general theme of my channel is fandom focused animations directed at teens,
Starting point is 01:16:32 and each of my videos has at least a few hundred thousand eyes on it. So far, I've included Dick the Head and Bear Bear, nothing too deep as of yet, as I'm just testing the waters. So I pose this question to you. What would you most like to see hidden in a video? It can be an image, a name, a phrase, a line of dialogue spoken by a character, anything, anything, and yes, I do mean anything. Here are some evidence. Sorry. censored like the Epstein files. I mean, he has evidence. What do you want to do?
Starting point is 01:17:06 Retract what I said. Has to be something good. Yeah. Because obviously, you know what I'm thinking. I mean... Would that be too obvious? Not if you're thinking what I'm thinking. I'm pretty sure we're on the same wavelength.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Do you think? I certainly know where I'm sitting. I know where I know what perks I'd be popping How many? 10 You know what the answer is You know what the answer is
Starting point is 01:17:49 I feel like it kind of speaks for itself, huh? It does Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's the power of him like he's... Yeah It really is It's like It's literally like behind the eyes
Starting point is 01:18:05 Like you just Yeah And it's perfect for like plausible deniability. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If you know, you know. He's like a sile, but of him, of himself. Yeah, kind of. Clever shit, man. Whoever would have thought. Whoever would have thought? Certainly not, um, Kumail.
Starting point is 01:18:32 Is it, is it time yet? No. We're not that far gone yet. No, we need more time. There's not been enough time. We need more time. Hasn't even been a year. It's not, yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:48 Sure. A year. It's not even been a year. Why are you saying like that, Einstein? Don't fucking call me yet. Why, he's smart. He's smart. He's smart.
Starting point is 01:19:01 He made Red Bull, man. Yeah. Energy is like, uh... He invented energy drinks. No, think, no, think about this, right? So, energy, right? drinks. E equals what? M. A bull that's red.
Starting point is 01:19:19 Times the speed of light. Squared. Well, the speed of light doesn't fucking change, so we might as well take that out of the equation. Light isn't even real. E energy equals mass. E equals... All he's saying is, oh, it's all like... It's all the same thing, isn't it? That's fucking all he said.
Starting point is 01:19:40 It's hippie fucking woke bull. shit. That's what he's been saying. That's genuinely think about it. Energy equals mass. That's what he's saying.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Right? Oh. It's like, it's like we're all part of the same fucking sort of thing, in it? It's kind of like, oh, we're all just sort
Starting point is 01:19:58 of the same sort of thing. It's like, yeah, nice one, Einstein. Go fucking take LSD somewhere else. You've fucking exploded, you've genocided people.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Nice one. Fucking hippie arso. I like that scene where Einstein sits with James Cameron and Obama and take LSD together and come up with stories.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Yeah, and they wank each other off. Obama wanks off fucking Einstein. Oh yeah. What the fuck, man. And then when he's hallucinating, he sees a red bull and that's how he gets started with it.
Starting point is 01:20:40 Yeah. Yeah. fuck this shit goes deep yeah this shit fucking got has layers like L-A-I-R-S layers like it's an evil villain
Starting point is 01:20:58 all three of them retreated to their layers and came up with concepts you know yeah Obama came up with mass drone striking who was the third one James Cameron James Cameron James Cameron came up with I don't know fucking water deep water
Starting point is 01:21:19 What a fucking loser? He is anything but a loser You hear me Take it back take which bit The James Cameron one you can say whatever you want about the others I'm gonna take back what I said about Obama What about James Cameron? No he can and get fucked. You can get fucked by Navi.
Starting point is 01:21:53 Yeah. I'm sure he has. He's probably VR'd that shit. He's like directing and he's like, slap that ass, slap that ass. Leave a cheetah print on that. That that ass says cheater print.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Nice one, James. Nice one, Kame. Wee. No, I think like a world where we all connect through fuck like, yeah, good. Hair fuck. Well, guess I'm out.
Starting point is 01:22:29 Yeah, it's a derivative. Me as a navi. I'm just like, what? Come on, guys, what the fuck? Yeah, he needs to explore that. Yeah. Like an alopecia tribe of, um... Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:47 They were just like, like, kicking fucking cans that night. Shucks, man, what the fuck. We've been dumb fucking dirty, dude. We can't even, like, fly, fuck the flying bird, like. Weird shit going on in those films, man. Why so blue?
Starting point is 01:23:11 Fuck you, dude. I can't even fuck. They're like eunuchs. That's way too interesting of a concept of being an afternoon. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually like a good idea for that one Yeah Well it just goes to show that um
Starting point is 01:23:32 In terms of like Uh Like Bigotry and I'm gonna say it racism Bald people are at like They get the most vitrial The bald race gets the bald race The Alopecia community is um
Starting point is 01:23:49 As uh Well I mean Chris Brown Why'd he get slept. Went too hard on the alopecia community. The GI Jane joke? I mean, come on. Wait, did you say Chris Brown? Did I say Chris Brown? Yeah. That's why I was confused. He's a, he's a singer, right? Yeah, he's, didn't he be Rihanna? Yeah, he did be Rihanna. Who did you mean, Chris Rock? Chris Rock, yeah. I was going to say Chris Pratt. His name is Chris.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Um, I like to dangle as an interesting one. Does it ever fucking piss you off When you think a movie looks like a shit for reasons But then there are viral racist critiques of said movie And now you feel scared to say anything about the movie Wait I am scared shaking my ass in my booties And do you think the Odyssey also looks like shit shits
Starting point is 01:24:47 And the Christopher Nolan is an awful writer This isn't real you've, this is fucking horse shit. No, it's real. I like to dangle. No, you made this shit up. No. I like to dangle. You made that up.
Starting point is 01:25:00 It would be I like to dangle if it was me. Okay, read it again then. Does it ever fucking... It's the beginning. I like the most. Do it again. Just the beginning. Does it ever fucking piss you off when you think a movie looks like a shit for reasons?
Starting point is 01:25:15 But then there are a viral racist... That bit. That's fine. You can stop there. What do you mean? What's the racist bit about? What the fuck is this question? I know what he's talking about.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Why? Because I've actually experienced this. Explain then. Like, I didn't really like sinners that much. Oh, right. For example. And it was mostly critiques with the filmmaking. Um, but then a lot of response I got was like, oh, you just don't understand Jim Crow South.
Starting point is 01:25:45 Mm-hmm. As a way to dismiss my opinions on the movie. And some of the shit I was getting was crazy. it was like, I know what you are and like all this kind of shit when it's like what? Right. The setting of the movie is actually what I liked about it the most.
Starting point is 01:26:03 It was the execution of the supernatural stuff that was my issue with it and some of the like filmmaking stuff that had nothing to do with race but the way it's kind of talked about online. Yeah, it's like um because I've not seen that movie. But it was like I could I could appreciate appreciate like Black Panther.
Starting point is 01:26:27 Yeah. Beyond its filmmaking. Like I appreciated it as what it represented more than I did as... Yeah, I think I agree with that because that's another film I don't think is very good. Yeah. But it's an important film. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Which is valid in a different sense. I can't speak on sinners. But what the fuck is the question? Like can you put it in your own words? Do you ever feel like there's a piece of media that you don't really like, but then a hate campaign forms around something, like an example of in The Last Jedi, like Rose Tico. Right. Like you can get lumped into a group of people who are being completely unhinged, even if your critiques are valid or whatever. Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:19 And then people can, yeah, Hamway. Yeah. Why the fuck is it written like that? I don't know. It's a fucking insane question. That's my favorite question I think we've ever had. And also re-watching sinners just confirmed everything I thought. Really?
Starting point is 01:27:34 Yeah. I'm looking forward to watching it. Yeah, I'd be curious what you think. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like my opinions for the most part are pretty boring. I'm like... Hmm.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Like what... I feel like for the most part, I'm on the level with the average person. really? Yeah, I don't know. Because like stuff like like Brie Larson, you know, she has like a huge hate campaign. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:13 Yeah, and I don't like her character in The Avengers. Yeah. So it would be like someone calling you a misogynist for not enjoying that character. Yeah, but like stuff like that is like, I'll deal with that if it ever happens. You know? Like it, uh, I,
Starting point is 01:28:29 I don't, it's, it's so, online based. Yeah, yeah. You know, that like, whatever. You know, if a bunch of people on the other side of the world think this, me on the other side of the world from them is like a misogynist because I don't like,
Starting point is 01:28:51 uh, Captain Marvel. Then, okay. It's like, literally, I don't, I couldn't care less. If I'm talking about Captain Marvel with someone and they're like, and this this this this is the part that never happens and they're like the captain marvel number one lover it's like and then if i said oh i didn't like it very much i guess if they then called me a misogynist based on that it would be weird but shit like that doesn't happen in real life
Starting point is 01:29:25 people are way less likely to people aren't as combative in real life oh yeah you know nowhere near as much as much as online um yeah and when it comes to to film stuff now uh i'm not really in that space so much anymore um i don't hear the discourse the discourse so i every other movie has a the discourse now yeah yeah and it's like a day and all it takes now is like um it's it's much more there's way more vitriol on the right like from the right like anti Especially gamers making these like spreadsheets are like shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:06 Yeah, fucking crazy. Really grinchy shit. But like, yeah, I don't really find myself in that situation, to be honest. But it doesn't, I'm not scared. I still gave my opinion on sinners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like the, the way we exist in these spaces are very different. Yeah, yeah, you're watching everything relevant.
Starting point is 01:30:31 You're, you are part of the conversation. you're like a big part of that space whereas me is like you know yeah yeah yeah but yeah it's not gonna stop me so well yeah you gotta stick to it as well and you gotta express
Starting point is 01:30:49 I feel like um as long as you express yourself properly um then people truly can't like have a problem yeah you know they will but
Starting point is 01:31:03 I'm fine with that I'm fine with disagreements Yeah yeah yeah It doesn't have to be so extreme You don't have to like be It turns into straw manning Where it's like Right yeah
Starting point is 01:31:13 You know if someone Like the I know what you are guy It's like That was crazy work Like but that's like Coming up with an adjacent Monster Who hates it because it's black
Starting point is 01:31:29 Yeah Because it's like Exposing the heinous Jim Crow laws of pre-civil rights America. If I don't think I wanted that movie to be about that more. Really? I can't speak on it again.
Starting point is 01:31:45 Yeah, anyway, enough on sinners. Let's do a couple more here. I thought it was cringe. Not enough straight white man for me. True, that was my secret issue with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Epic Guy 69 is cool, said, hey, Jarman. I'm writing in a crazy story of my own.
Starting point is 01:32:05 This is related to the radicalized family members discussion. I recently came across the social page of an old classmate of mine and found he has fallen into anti-immigrant and Nazi posting, a lot of conspiracies about Jews and stuff. Now this came very much as a shock to me. Back in my school days when I knew them, they were one of the first people I came in contact with who was openly trans.
Starting point is 01:32:30 At the same time, she had very left. leaning views and showed a 14-year-old JAR watching Edge Lord that actually trans people weren't yucky They were just normal chill and funny people all the same Wait, we didn't do that for you if you were watching JAR At the time we were pretty good friends and I do believe my personal left-leaning views were formed in part thanks to her Fast-forwarding seven years is pretty insane to see how now he has done a complete 180 Now as a young guy I've seen a surprising amount of people I know fall until the algorithm-fuelled radicalization and But this particular case has really stumped me.
Starting point is 01:33:07 That is a unique one. Yeah. It's weird that when people can like change like that. That's a unbelievable change. Yeah. Who knows what's happening in their private life? Yeah. What led to that.
Starting point is 01:33:24 But yeah. When you sane washed this shit over like, I mean it's a good decade, really, of like, These algorithms being fine-tuned and pinpointed. Yeah. I feel like you can pin it on the algorithm to a point. There's something else going on there. Like the thing is, the status quo being what it is, is always going to be pulling you towards conservatism.
Starting point is 01:34:00 Always. Because that's the, that is the status quo. like well no but I don't want politics in my video games yeah yeah to be really that hard to ask I had this um I I I had a bit of a teaching moment with our mummy the other day what are you talking about politics and I was like if if you're a political then you're right wing right and if you have the luxury to be apolitical yeah I mean that's that's part of it but like to be fine with the status quo is to conserve the status quo
Starting point is 01:34:38 which is conservative that's what it is. It's fine for me as the implication or it's like it's not bad enough that I have to care. Yeah. But I mean less less some I guess apathy does play into it yeah because I think a lot
Starting point is 01:34:54 of people genuinely believe like if like I'm powerless in this so why even care like whatever that's that is an angle some people why I think a lot of people yeah more than
Starting point is 01:35:08 things wouldn't be the way they were if every single person was upset about like policy and shit like that and cared about the best outcomes a lot of those people who do care are pulled to the right thanks to misinformation
Starting point is 01:35:27 because the people who make these algorithms the people who own the newspapers and own all the forms of, you know, like, global narrative are billionaires who have benefited from the status quo, so why the fuck would they want to change it? But also the, this, um, the negativity bias wasn't invented by online algorithms. Like, it's the same thing that has sold papers for decades with, like, scary titles on that. That's what it's feeding into is like a you're gonna remember that you're not gonna remember like Some some article you read about how This policy two years later meant to like led to 1% growth in this thing like it's boring
Starting point is 01:36:20 It's not like tangible in the same way the most important thing is always gonna be like how wealthy people feel Yeah how yeah and how much their work pays them you know how rewarded they feel for what they're doing and if yeah so if if they feel um that drop and they're given a reason being immigrants
Starting point is 01:36:47 are taking your shit yeah then what else are they left to run with you know like that flip is crazy but uh if you stop educating yourself
Starting point is 01:37:07 constantly you're probably going to be pulled right mm-hmm you know yeah it kind of requires constant input from yourself
Starting point is 01:37:20 Lord knows what is about to happen with the internet where as of recording this as this goes live I think it's tomorrow Google is changing fundamentally to be AI based entirely
Starting point is 01:37:34 Really? I'm pretty sure I could be spouting this information myself right now. Let me just double check this. Is it Project 2027 type vibe? Yeah, two days ago, a new era for AI search. We're bringing our advanced model capabilities to search with new AI features, enabling you to use agents just by asking a question. We're also introducing a new intelligent AI-powered search box,
Starting point is 01:38:01 marking its biggest upgrade in over 25 years Um So shit's just gonna get worse On Google Well if you want to make a new search engine Now's the time Jaminai's fucking sucked so far Yeah I don't know who's like winning the AI race at the moment
Starting point is 01:38:20 It'd probably be like Google who wins Yeah they always win Search agents is scary Yeah Search agents Well, I opened Gemini I can't remember why And a notification popped up Saying like occasionally humans might look at some of these chats just for
Starting point is 01:38:47 Various purposes you can look at information here and just like that phrasing was so like whoa to me Sometimes humans might actually look at this Like humans are they're like a separate thing. They're different things. They're different things It's really creepy shit But also they're looking at your like Google searches Well yeah they were doing that anyway Yeah What do you think they've trained this shit on
Starting point is 01:39:18 I've just been racked my brain Trying to think of like the funniest thing A human like finds Like Sonic X generate me a kind of cute pick of Tales and Sonic
Starting point is 01:39:41 Like holding hands Like licking each other's tongues or something Just as a joke So we'll see how that plays out Yep Loll Hopefully we get more marmot Dancing Gifts at least
Starting point is 01:39:56 Yeah I feel like that's guaranteed Come on Yeah It's a matter of time It's a matter of time Do you want to hear a song I just made Yeah
Starting point is 01:40:05 It's a matter of time I asked Gemini to raise my kid for me. I asked Gemini to raise my son for me. I ask Gemini how to suck cock better. I ask Gemini where my G-spot is. I use Gemini as a replacement for therapy. in all seriousness please never fucking do that
Starting point is 01:40:41 please please please please you will come out a narcissistic fucking piece of shit please please please yeah yeah yeah right let's do one more okay let's do one more um a little bit of opium lead poisoning I think that we got a bit of echo going on right now
Starting point is 01:40:59 um on the topic of media On the topic of media that has affected you, what are your thoughts on the Iron Giant? With the new broad interest in Superman, the movie and its ending have lingered in my mind a lot lately. It's funny to think that aside from Corrin's sweat, Robot Vin Diesel did a better job at being Superman than pretty much any DC film in the last 30 years, especially curious if Jim has any thoughts as he's very Superman-pilled. Iron Giant is a goaded film.
Starting point is 01:41:31 Yeah. Genuinely, masterpiece. incredible stud finish um yeah it's a shame it bombed in that era it came out yeah but like
Starting point is 01:41:45 whatever we got it no but I just mean for like the broader industry of like if a if a film like that had connected yeah then you might get more like kind of cool it's like a period piece yeah yeah it's like uh about the Cold War
Starting point is 01:42:00 yeah Cold War kind of 50s-esque um the art direction is crazy the character design character design is fantastic the animation is gorgeous the voice acting is impeccable the story is beautiful the emotional beats like because i watched this um with my partner i i showed it to her the first time recently um in the like the past six months um you haven't seen it in a long time it's fucking good man and i was like because I still do that shit
Starting point is 01:42:38 where like if a movie's making me like teary eyed and stuff I gotta like hide it so I was and this movie and like I know how it ends and stuff but I'm like
Starting point is 01:42:48 like my every muscle all nine muscles in my body were like super tense like because it's so emotionally just bah
Starting point is 01:43:03 I'm sure maybe a little bit of it is like nostalgia but I don't think so. Normally I can like taste when something Yeah I'm usually good at knowing when it's like
Starting point is 01:43:16 Yeah like nostalgia can make you feel that way but You can usually know it's like I'm being played and I like Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm being played and I dislike it Yeah for sure this feels insincere But no but this this was like You gotta give it to Vindiesel as well He kicks ass in that movie Yeah
Starting point is 01:43:36 It's kind of his best use as an actor Yeah It's what he was born for Yeah He's kind of been redundant since Sorry Finn I fucking love that character I just searched his name
Starting point is 01:43:49 Dean McCoppin The artist Yeah the artist dude Yeah What a cool character And he's got so many good Like expressions And yeah
Starting point is 01:43:57 Yeah yeah Funny moments with him Yeah it was crazy as well How much of the movie is like etched into my brain Yeah. Re-watching it, it was like... It was on repeat.
Starting point is 01:44:11 Yeah. It was getting crazy. Whereas, like, a movie, like, uh... And... Uh, I don't know why I said, and. Um, do you remember the Atlantis Disney movie? Of course I do, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:26 Milo? Yeah, you fucking love that. I love that. Yeah, I, I started rewatching it, um, again in the last, like, six months. And I gave up relatively quick. Because it just didn't, like, I don't know. It's one, that. I think there was, like, um, it's kind of got rock Raiders energy.
Starting point is 01:44:47 Yeah. Yeah, it does. Like, machines and shit. Yeah, and I, I dig the machines and all that stuff. It's more, I don't know. And most of, like, all of these films had these, like, ridiculously hot, like, women in it. Like, um. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fucked.
Starting point is 01:45:05 It's genuinely, like. Like, Hogarth's mom. It's like ridiculously hot. Oh, no. Oh my God. Annie Hughes. Let's go, dog. And, um, what is it?
Starting point is 01:45:20 There's a few in Atlantis. Oh, my God. Don't even go there. Alderado. Do you, oh my God. It's like genuinely cruel. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:30 No wonder that everyone's fucking gooners now growing up on that shit. So, yeah sexual awakening at like eight months old when you see the fucking the babe from El Dorado
Starting point is 01:45:45 God damn that shit is genuinely crazy though the outfit and everything and the fucking suck job scene what the fuck is going on in this movie and John starts singing and suck jobs and yeah it's crazy man
Starting point is 01:46:01 oh I love that movie dude I love when they play basketball with the fucking armadillo. Oh yeah. And it's calling back to them cheating with the loaded dye. Yeah, shit, yeah. That movie's good.
Starting point is 01:46:18 El Dorado, magnificent. There was this really weird sexual energy to like the 90s, early 2000s. And just like all media like that. And the children. The Incredibles. Yeah, I was just about to say the Incredibles. that one's fucking insane
Starting point is 01:46:38 like the scene where her booty gets like trapped in the doors oh fuck yeah it's like her looking at herself in the mirror yeah yeah and it's like did they they did that and then and then like 20 years later
Starting point is 01:46:50 all the porn is like like milk getting stuck in the fucking tumble dryer they've been selling these seeds man the fucking yeah yeah no
Starting point is 01:47:08 Yeah, I'll never be satisfied because Elastigal isn't real. No one can be Elastigal of real life. No. And Bryce Dallas-Howers could have been it. And there's a Brad Bird link going on here. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 01:47:25 A giant, incredible. Man's jorking it behind the scenes. Fucking Remy from Rattachewy. Oh, man, yeah. Don't even go there, son. Um. Who else is fucking crazy hot in animating me? the bear from brother bear
Starting point is 01:47:43 yeah I'm trying to I'm trying to remember yeah here we go what's some goated oh the the caterpillar from Bugs Life
Starting point is 01:47:58 he's German yeah yeah he'd get it though if you know you know he'd get it Louise Drif is in that movie he?
Starting point is 01:48:10 You know um oh shit Elaine? Elaine, yeah. In which movie? In Bug's Life. Who is she?
Starting point is 01:48:17 She's like the love interest for Flick. No way. Yeah. Okay, that ant. That ant. Oh, the things I did. Oh, another weird one. Monsters versus aliens.
Starting point is 01:48:33 You know that main character? Oh, yeah. That would have seen a bunch of giantess like kind of, um. Seth Rogan slamming his way inside. Yeah, Doctor fucking House, the bug, crawling around in there. Fuck. Animators be horny, man. Yeah, they do.
Starting point is 01:48:54 Will this shit in B-movie? Yeah. That shit's weird. Really weird. There's got to be some that we're blanking on. Maybe the main topic of the Nax cast can be just... Media milfs. Media moths.
Starting point is 01:49:12 Yeah. Disney Mouths. Disney Mouths. Yeah. Yeah. We've got heaps to choose from. That really fucking horny Scooby-Doo movie? 2002, you know, the live-action one, the James Gunn written one.
Starting point is 01:49:33 Oh yeah? Insanely horny those movies. Yeah, they actually are. And, um, so I, Iler Fisher. Oh yeah, she is in there. She's in the first one. That's right, yeah. She's pretty crazy in that movie.
Starting point is 01:49:47 But the Velma Oh my god Her, the Holy shit Linda Cardalini She's fucking ridiculous Yeah what
Starting point is 01:49:55 There was something I've seen her in Where She's in a bunch of good shit No it was Um Do you remember that show Bloodline Yeah she was like the sister right
Starting point is 01:50:06 Yeah yeah When I saw her in that I was like Okay I'm kind of in love A little bit man Yeah damn Oh yeah
Starting point is 01:50:19 She's in Broitback Mountain She's in the age of Ultron What? They like, yeah, in that Scooby-Doo sequel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. Dude. What are you doing? What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:50:35 Keep doing it. Yeah, and her love interest is fucking Chris Griffin. Oh yeah, she was in Madman. Okay. Oh my God, there's some crazy in Madman. Alison Brie Madman Christina Hendricks
Starting point is 01:50:55 Right Is that her name Hendricks Yeah right The The The woman with like the red hair Oh yeah
Starting point is 01:51:09 No you're right Yeah yeah But I just didn't sound right If some reason in my head But you're you're You're correct Yeah I did
Starting point is 01:51:16 I'm more of a Pete Campbell Guy myself Excuse me you were obsessed with him actually he's a cool character yeah he's got like creepy creepy vibes oh I think I'm thinking of the wrong guy
Starting point is 01:51:37 I know who you're thinking of he's a fucking asshole no I was obsessed with um Roger Sterling that's right Sterling yeah yeah he's cool Tony Stark's father Tony Stark's fucking father right
Starting point is 01:51:52 this bit went way longer than I was expecting yeah we got sidetracked you can't be talking about animated milfs you know it's just gonna be too there's too much there there's too much like yeah that could be its own podcast to be honest yeah I think there's already multiple so let us know your favourite animated milfs
Starting point is 01:52:15 um uh not anime milfs okay different genre yeah that's to specifically be from media era of people born in the 90s. Oh, you know what? Some of the, like, Justice League animated characters are fucking... They're looking pretty good.
Starting point is 01:52:35 I don't really remember. Really? I remember, like, having huge crushes on, like, the Teen Titans when I'd watch that. Yeah. When you're a kid, um, yeah. Starfire.
Starting point is 01:52:48 You're a kid, is crazy. Uh, but, like, uh, black connect. So it's like Black Canary Justice League. Yeah, I don't remember this. Sorry, I just pulled us right when you... Strait right back in.
Starting point is 01:53:02 Black Canary. Oh, like, yeah. Yeah, I see, I see you. I feel we're getting that. They got those long ass legs and shit, it's crazy. I guess this is kind of being carried on through like Fortnite skins and like Marvel rifles. Yeah, but I don't know, there's some...
Starting point is 01:53:21 Some of the like skins and Marvel rivals. It's fucking crazy. Oh, Marvel Rivals is ridiculous. These kids don't stand a fucking charm. Yeah. Yeah. You need three hands to play that fucking game. And Fortnite.
Starting point is 01:53:34 Like, some of these skins are insane. The Chun Lee shit. When that came out, I was like, you know, put my hands up and I'm like, come. You know what Fortnite? I see what you're doing. Yeah. These fucking gooner kids never had a chance.
Starting point is 01:53:49 They're all gambling on one hand and gooning with the other. It's fucking insane. yeah yeah and even the video games they were playing were like promoting both gambling and gune crazy yeah they're cooked but yeah who's your favorite anime mulf to fucking goon to whatever get the fuck out of here
Starting point is 01:54:09 stop listening to this shit we're rotting your brain we're fucking rotting you from the inside out like argue's fucking teeth rotten dog oh yeah I'll end this episode by putting little he had to have surgery today to take some teeth out six teeth taken out because he's a rotten dog
Starting point is 01:54:27 I got a video of him he's a rotter his little as hung out and he's like high as well what's going on that's going on that's when he needs to get binged
Starting point is 01:54:41 no I protect that boy don't worry I yeah I wasn't there so I couldn't I don't actually torture him just a joke. Can be Bingham when he wants it.
Starting point is 01:54:58 He wants it. He does fucking ask for it. He begs for it. No, I don't think so. I think you're wrong there, boy. Do you want to hear my Kratos impression?
Starting point is 01:55:19 Boy! Joy. Joy. Joy.

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