JAR Media Posdact - STOOD UP PIG
Episode Date: May 25, 2026https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia NOTE: While this episode is not as dark as the last, there are two moments you might want to skip over which are detailed in the timecodes. Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:1...1 Housekeeping 05:14 CONTENT WARNING 09:09 Normal Housekeeping 18:09 3 Drake Albums - 1 Day 31:07 CBT 44:25 Mid Break 51:16 NFT Jarling Comes Back 55:43 Question Segment: Silly vs Serious 1:01:00 Lego Batman Game 1:03:37 Vital Organs Rankings 1:06:20 CONTENT WARNING 1:14:44 Goldengo 1:16:13 Undercover YouTuber 1:24:25 Freak Movie Hordes 1:32:00 From One Extreme to Another... 1:41:03 The Iron Giant 1:54:16 Argy Tooth Surgery #BroCastS7E20
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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.
Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Brokast Season 7, Episode 20.
I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim.
It was good.
This is, did I say it was episode?
Yeah, Season 7, episode 20.
And this is Brocast.
The usual.
It's just a non-exam.
normal, the huge. It's just the classic. I like just doing that thing where you hold a lighter and you go la la la
yeah. Yeah. There's on there hur. Hur's and there. What's that from? Oh, I just made up.
Just kind of like my own thing I'm doing. Like that sounds like something that would play when you turn your Xbox on.
Do you think? I was kind of going for more of an Xbox off thing, but I guess that's cool too.
Xbox on.
Connect.
Record that.
Why are you trolling people?
You're going to turn people's Xbox One's on.
I know.
About 70% of the audience listen on Xbox One,
weirdly.
Yeah, Xbox One Spotify app.
If you know, you know.
Also, no, your Xbox now.
Biggie.
Remember?
Oh, is that the famous Drake song?
Yeah, well, we'll be talking about that
in a little minute.
Oh, nice.
Before we get too deep into the show,
Let me shout out of those patrons that make the show full stop, but also the audio version possible.
You get the raw unfiltered MP3, ad free.
You can chuck it on your Spotify's or whatever RSS feed hosts you enjoy.
Um, but that's not all there.
You can get your Patreon names right out in the first or second week of each month if you are a debiterer above.
And again, somehow that is still not all.
There's Jaffer hours.
A huge playlist.
We just did the 90th episode, I think, in that ever-growing playlist of variety content.
The one we did last week was simply called They Fly Now.
They Fly Now!
They Fly Now!
We kind of watched some weird flying machine videos that I found in a rabbit hole YouTube thing I like doing.
But if that's not up your alley, we got spies in disguise explained.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Some real film criticism for once.
like kind of academic, I would say.
Yeah, that's like, um...
Some real shits.
That's like film festival kind of, you know?
Yeah, the kind of talk you'd be hearing at film festivals.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, and you'd know.
Yeah.
That's how I, that's where I learned this vocabulary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, there's dark raiders, various, as they say is.
I made The Invincible Season 4, as they say, public to everybody.
last week so you can check that out too
and last but not least the jar media group chat
it's a group chat where you can leave suggestions
before we record I'll put a little thread there
grab a few
like a drop in the ocean yeah drop of emotion
I'm a part of the ever changing tides
I wasn't sure if you're going to keep going
it's a group show
yeah yeah any thoughts on that so far
far?
Um
Any thoughts on that
Dolin?
I just want to say
things are heating up
like literally
in this country
Oh yeah
Temperature wise
Yeah temperature wise
Like I can feel a bead of sweat
Like slowly making its way
down the side of my head
Um
I'm like
roasting hot
For the record
So if I start screeching
And like
Good
patting
Like little flames out
Do you need like a towel
Like a sodden towel
Yeah
I got like a cum towel
live here somewhere
Do you?
No
I'll pass, thanks.
I just...
I'm good.
I meant cum rag, actually.
Oh, yeah, no, I'm still good.
I'm still good. I'm still good.
Thank you, Day.
Yeah, let's do some housekeeping there
when we round off conversations.
Have you ever used a cum rag, quick,
before we get to...
Of course.
Really?
Yeah.
I've always just, like, use toilet paper.
No.
Really?
Bad, bad, bad news.
Why?
Because then, like...
This is gross, but like...
Like tissue fibres
You're getting all over your cock
Yeah
Just
It gets like a little hat
Of like dried
Yeah but then you've got some
Some fun to play with
It's like a gerbil
Like keeping food in its cheeks
You know
He's saving it for it
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah because you've got absorption
For the future then
This is just giving me
A fucking impossible segue
Into
Sorry
That's like twice I've done
so yeah we did have a pretty different heavy yeah heavy serious like yeah genuinely segment in the last
episode and there was a really good response to it and a bunch of people wrote um and related to it
so i do a little segment now so just warning right now um we will be talking about kind of mental
health and suicide so use the time goes to skip over this um there's your warning to check out in
five, four, three, two, one.
Cloud waves one, six, four, eight and get us going then.
One of the things that makes this podcast special, IMO, is the transparency.
Feels like keeping up with someone, so I think having an episode that suddenly shifts into rants or uncomfortable, but important conversations,
is not only necessary, but deeply welcome.
Hope you actually feel better, Alex, as it's obvious this situation has taken a toll,
and it's okay to be affected.
By the way, it's really beautiful to have this title and thumbnail as a tribute,
bear bear bear bama forever um andrew date 4955 says hey boys i just want to say how much i appreciate
discussion of grief i lost two school friends last year one of them having taken their own life they were both
23 experiencing losing peers for the first time has been a surreal and devastating experience for me
with a lot of complicated and ever-evolving feelings the feelings of guilt and self-invalidation are
so hard to avoid as much as i know they're unhelpful and not true i have such far memories of both people
and it hurts that it's become such an exhausting topic for me to talk about at times.
I don't have any advice or a solution, but I just want you to know that
I appreciate having similar feelings voiced by someone else.
I wish you were all the best.
Robert Foe said, thank you, Alex and Jim, for being so transparent and real.
I've been watching for almost a decade now, which feels surreal to say.
I've always appreciated your honesty and dedication to the podcast.
It's really important to remind people they aren't alone in struggling.
Life can be hard, and the pod has definitely given me some
light during dark times.
So please do not shy away from being real
if you guys feel it is necessary.
Oh yeah, a bunch of people writing about this.
The album you guys were discussing is
A Crow looked at me by Mount Erie.
Oh, thank you.
It's a great album.
If you end up liking it, it's also worth checking out
the microphones, same songwriter.
Bear Bear Redacted Forever.
And Hello said,
I was wondering why this rather serious cast
had a shitpost thumbnail
until I listen to the full section.
Nice tribute.
Rest well, dude.
Little Kentucky film says,
having the Rancas ad
directly off a discussion on suicide is fucking hilarious.
Like when you're immersed in a cutscene
and it cuts to your obese custom character.
Yeah, yeah.
Just their pants watching in silence.
And, yeah, the last one I wanted to bring up on these lines
is from Ilibe 25655.
Why did you put the US
call we live in UK
I guess I put like a Samaritans kind of equivalent
phone number oh really for US
right UK and in the description there was like a
website you can go to if you're not in either of those to like figure out your
equivalent one it was just simply because it's the number one demographic
if it was yeah Sweden there I would have put a Swedish one there
um yeah it's not a big deal was it
Um
Yeah
I'm really glad that so many people seem to have
That
The exact same opinion I have about this very podcast
That was sat within right this instant
Yeah of like the
The welcoming of the variety of
You know because I feel like if if you do a
I don't know like a
If you did something crazy like a
comedy education podcast or something.
Like, you're kind of boxing yourself into something.
Yeah, it's not always, it can't always be comedy training.
In the same way, life can't always be training to be a comedian.
Yeah, right.
Like, real things happen outside of comedy.
Yeah.
But what, you did say that, not everyone was happy about this.
Not that section, but like just us existing.
Oh.
We got, we got a nice hate comment from Yesam.
Okay.
who said not every group of friends
needs to have a podcast this channel is proof
every now and again
you get like a wanderer
that like is like
what the fuck is wankers on PS5
yeah sorry to let you down
they're still talking about
Mibb Mibby
what's Mibby
men in black
well I'm assuming you block
so
you didn't even need to ask
I'm not even going to answer because you know the fucking answer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so he gives a shit.
Like, moving on.
Moving on.
Yeah, because when we tried doing like clips or a little bit and had that like TikTok account.
Yeah.
All of the comments on that were crazy.
Yeah.
TikTok comments are the funny.
People got way too much energy to like be rolled up at strangers online.
It's so weird.
I've never left a comment like that.
No.
Especially on a short because it's like if you're bored, like it's designed for you to just go
past.
Yeah.
It's like it really pissed you off.
In which case,
it like,
getting comments like that
just makes me more determined
to just never stop.
Yeah.
Plus,
it's actually really good
like for the Algae.
So if you're someone
who leaves hate comments on whatever.
True,
yeah.
Yeah,
just gives us something to talk about
and gives us.
It gives us something to talk about.
Engagement.
Yeah.
Like,
it's class as engagement.
So.
Thanks, baby.
And I get that kind of
glee of knowing
that it pissed you off.
enough to leave like you get a lot out of that yeah you in particular it's funny to leave that
on that episode do of all yeah what the fuck that's really actually fucking evil like just wait till
it gets the previous one or something like that's fucked up what a shit bag um we had a lot of responses to
this idea of like family members and friends having like pretty radical like politics yeah right um
and dim dongo said on the politics talk in the use of media slash social media
While it is interesting that a fresh account served Alex G.B. News straight away,
it's also important to note that a fresh account is hard to actually make.
Social media accounts don't serve up an algorithm solely based on what an account interacts with.
If you create an account on the same IP address that has been associated with other accounts,
the content will be tuned to deliver similar content, not saying Alex goons out to GB News
as showing opposite views drives engagement.
Device fingerprinting, nearby devices, and synced contacts also come a
to play here. The Jim's phone is connected to Alex's Wi-Fi and he only watches political
left-wing content on YouTube shorts, for example, then a fresh TikTok account created on that
network will be associated with a residential IP that is frequently visited from someone who views
political content, yes, even different platforms like TikTok and YouTube. As an example, a family
started receiving ads aimed at new mothers, baby planning things and anti-abortion ads because
the daughter had Googled something like, Am I Pregnant? Can I get an abortion at age X?
I did try to control for that.
Maybe it wasn't enough with, um...
Um...
I did it all in, like, an incognito tab and put a VPN on.
Okay.
At least for one of them.
But maybe what they're saying is like...
Even then.
Even then?
It like...
Piece of teal, like, watches you through his fucking...
Yeah, hearing all that is kind of scary.
At Armstrong Levy, like, camera that's like...
Yeah
Somewhere
Yeah
The phone that's always listening
Yeah
Um
Ah
Jartism said
I'd like to make a formal apology
To Cabi Owl
For referring to him as airport adjacent
I'm actually gonna be real and say
I think that's kind of okay
Really?
Where do cabbies often take people
Like very commonly
Well
What do you mean?
Not around here, they don't.
To the bank.
Oh.
Banker rankers!
Rank your favorite bankers.
Yeah, there's plenty of taxis around airports, but that's a weak source argument.
There are plenty of ranking bankers, too.
Yeah, I'd argue most bankers are ranking.
Most bankers are rankers.
Yeah, yeah, fucking a.
Aya!
A yeah!
Musician Abe says, um, gulp, he's going to block me, isn't he?
Unblocking for that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, I'm unblocking him now.
Yeah, cool.
I just got to do my unblock spell.
Yeah.
Yobazoo!
Now yoga bazam him.
Yoga bazam!
Hopefully that's in the new season of Harry Potter.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
They had to replace Ginny.
Why?
What do you mean?
What was the Ginny incident of 2006?
What was the Ginny incident of 2026?
What was the Ginny incident of 2013?
Nobody knows.
Everyone's guessing.
What happened?
Ginny left the set for some reason.
You're joking.
Ginny!
We need you!
For the story!
Yeah, she's really important to...
The Basilisk.
Yeah.
She is in that one, right?
Guinea.
Yeah.
Guinea.
Yeah.
Ginny ran from the Basilisk.
Guinea get the fuck out there.
There's like a large snake or something.
Um, minger.
921 says that bit in corncast one where Jim slides down the hill on his turtle shell
literally makes me wee with laughter every time ya ha ha ha ho more forest please scree oh yeah there
were lots of scree comments really i don't know if there were a hundred though that's what we said
we needed to them yeah just block everyone who screed then yeah they won't remember the black
list is getting healthy the scree scree
Scree.
What's spelled is screedoo?
Scree!
Um, it makes you, uh, have like an prostate orgasm.
Voldemort be like,
The boy who screed.
Yeah.
That's fucked up, Voldemort.
You're fucked for that one, indeed.
I mean, he was like a pervert, wasn't he?
I guess.
Yeah, he's like magic Hitler.
And Hitler was a pervert.
Right.
No, you.
said that, I finally put it together.
Yeah?
Bloody hell he is a bit like Hitler.
Yeah, he's sort of Hitler-like.
He's one of those Hitler-likes, like a rogue-like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's Hitler-like.
Or is he Hitler more?
Who do you...
Is he more Hitler or more Himmler?
No, he's not Himmler.
Why?
Who was worse, Hitler or Himmler?
Probably Hitler.
Do you think?
Do you know much about Himmler?
Yeah.
What do you know about Himmler?
His name doesn't really have the same.
Wich!
Yeah.
He feels like, he feels like,
oh, I'm like him.
He's kind of like 75% there.
Like they were brewing up the perfect fascist,
and they were like, yeah, Himmler's good, but...
He's missing someone a bit harsher in the middle.
Yeah.
Hit.
Yeah, like he'll hit you.
They're cooking them up in the booth.
In the...
Why did I start saying Indy?
Indy!
Indy!
What was I even going to say in the?
Oh, man.
What was I even going to say?
Like, in the...
In the comic book, in the World War II comic book,
Hitler and Himmler were at...
Do you want to know something funny?
Yeah.
You know, um, Stan Lee?
Yeah.
A lot of his characters are like...
Like Peter Parker.
Yeah.
Bruce Banner.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
fun fred
yeah
the fantastic four
do you know he did that
because he's really bad with names
huh he was really bad with names
so um anyway one of the early comics
Spider-Man comics I was reading
yeah he forgot Spider-Man's
second name
so for a whole issue he calls him Peter Palmer
instead of Peter Parker
and it's just like
that's really funny yeah it's just in a whole
comic book it's just like a different guy
I thought it was going to be
like a thing where it turned out to be like a an else world or something well no it was going to be like a
villain was pretending to be Pete Parker oh right and it was like no he just forgot he just forgot
the name you could like build that in something funny though and like a yeah an issue after
yeah that's true or something um yeah the last one for housekeeping and kind of like a topic i want to
talk about for a minute is um from ed mac 8212 three drake albums in one day led the
cast to a dark place.
Stay strong, boys.
So we actually were planning to talk about Ice Man on that episode because we listened to it.
We listened to it on the way to McDadee.
Yeah.
We actually forgot completely that we even like listened to it.
Even though.
Now we've had more time to listen to all three.
So we've got deep thoughts.
What was your favorite one?
It can be from any three.
It doesn't have to just be from Ice Man.
It could be from Fireman.
I've got...
Right, right.
Russet, man.
Acid man.
For me, I'm torn between Janice, shut the fuck up and cheetah print.
And what?
Cheetah print.
Yeah, Cheetah print.
Yeah, fuck.
Janice, STFU, is...
Was my first save.
Like, I've saved that song.
It's that good.
Yeah.
Um, beep, beep, baby.
Ooh, oh, it's just, I think, ooh, you know, it's just, oh, so good.
Ooh, it's really good.
I think the, these three albums are like the most jar-coded fucking,
yeah, he made them for us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Beep, beep, baby.
Yeah.
Smack to this, smack to this, smack to this, smack to this, smack to this.
what was it
what was that bar that I really enjoyed
the um
you make me
richie like Lionel
yeah that's a good one
yeah he cooked up for
he was cooking in the booth
you sent me that YouTube short of that guy
like reacting
yeah he's like
is this even real
I'm in the hotel
the aircon's broken
and getting kind of hot
I'm out of soda
it's like
what do you say
stream of consciousness
Yeah, I'm so here for it.
It's making me reconsider the beef.
You think you pick the wrong side?
Yeah, like some hatchets need to be unburied, I think.
They need to work together and sort this out.
No, they need to be enemies again.
Because, like, he's proven that, like,
Kendrick dropped an album immediately after the beef, right?
It was a good album.
Yeah.
Only one album, there.
Drake's been quiet
He dropped that funny
sexy songs for you with Nokia
Nokia was a
Was a certified classic
Um
Sexy songs for you is such a crazy
Yeah yeah
But sexy songs for you
That's um
It was like a co-lab album
It was kind of like vultures
You know where it wasn't like
Yeah yeah
It was
And this might piss some people off
But I think it was better than vultures
You're really saying that right now
Yeah I'm saying that right now
I'm putting it out there
It's my opinion, guys
Now no one's gonna listen to your rap opinions
No, because then
What is, what does Drizzi do?
Drops the triple.
He's getting the triple double, you know?
He's always been about basketball.
He's upset with the bronze.
He does that one, two, three punch.
Yeah.
It's like a...
It's like a left hook, right hook.
Yeah.
And then he puts...
Well, no, think about it.
And in the eyes, you know?
That's the third album, you know?
That's how strong it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Think about it.
Think about it.
You know when you're starting a combo
Batman Arkham Asylum?
Yeah.
How many hits do you have to get
until you enter free flow?
BOM.
BOM.
Yeah, it is three.
BOM.
You get knocked down on the third one.
Boom.
Yeah.
And that's what I was thinking like,
that means his follow-up needs to be,
you know, when you press B
and then you go like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
He needs to drop like 25 albums.
Yeah, he just drop.
Like, all of them an hour-long minimum.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, every song he's ever worked on.
It's like, what a true.
to get two hours of Drake, three albums at one go.
Like, I got the special editions, vinyl, that's 300 quid, just like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just shit straight into the toilet, like.
But you do it for Drizzy, because, um...
He's got to, he's got to be able to pay for priceless musical artifacts, like Michael Jackson's a glove.
Yeah, yeah, and gamble the rest.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's hard to beat, beat, beat, baby.
Yeah.
Beep, beep.
baby
I was listening to it for this whole conversation too
really but I'm going to put on
cheetah print now not for you listening
because obviously that's illegal
um
that you I woke up to a text from you this morning
saying like listen to this entire song
this is fucking insane
um
cheetah print feet sexy red
of made of honour
I mean let's be real you've all heard it already
it's a good song let's be honest
yeah your face at eight but your ass is a 10
oh drake he's good at this shit
he's flirty he's cheeky
he's cheaty
like cheetah like cheetah
like cheetah print
like the song
but I like throughout the song
all I can think about is him like doing the twoking
and like
yeah and sexy red slapping his ass
slap the dash
slap the dash
slap the dash
she's
she's
one cheek this time
yeah that bit fucking goes hard
yeah I really wasn't expecting it
to like kind of reference the cha-cha-cha slide
yeah in this year year
but it was like a
a creative redux
of those ideas brought up in the cha-cha-ch-slide
but making it all ass related
yeah
cherry ice girl
cherry-hury
Why does he say that shit is real nice, girl, that shit is nice?
Sounds like he's talking about like actual shit.
How long do you think he spent on this song?
On cheetah print.
Yeah.
How long is the song?
Three minutes, 22.
That's how long he spent on it.
No, because he's not on the whole song.
He spent like two minutes on the song.
Two minutes then.
Yeah.
Being real for a second, it's genuinely embarrassing.
Like, to have like,
Like this many bad songs at once is like legendary shit.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
When's the last time he released like an album of, uh...
Well, the people were like, that like reviewed well?
Yeah, that was like decent.
When we were driving to McDee's listening to it,
I went on like the Drake subreddit and was looking at the like, the mega thread and it was a fucking hilarious.
That's how we found Janice shut the fuck up.
Well, we happened to be listening to it at the same time.
as you found this comment.
Yeah,
or the top comments were like,
yeah,
I wasn't sure until Janice shut the fuck up
and then I was,
what was it?
It said like,
I had to go outside
and jump up and down with gleams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck are these fans?
And I was like,
I remember saying,
I was like,
do you think it was this song
that he's talking about?
Like, as a joke.
Because it was like,
beep, beep, beep, baby.
Yeah, it's like,
the Drake fan running outside
and hop skipping and jumping around.
Beep, beep, baby.
Baby, baby.
It's like, what?
Drake fans are different, yeah.
Drake fan vibes are like...
Jake!
Yeah, Drake fan vibes are like, you know, when a movie ends on a freeze frame of them, like,
yes!
They're like, yeah, they're waiting for that moment.
Yeah, it's like freeze frame on the beep, beat, beep, baby.
Yeah, beep, beep, baby.
Yeah, that's some good shit.
Nice one, Drake.
He got the triple double.
So I probably give it like a seven.
Which one?
I'd give Ice Man a seven, made of honor and eight.
Are you joking?
What?
You'd give Made of Honor more higher than Ice Man.
I just kind of go that way.
We've all been waiting for Ice Man for so long, and it did not disappoint.
Yeah, but then.
Kanye dropping Acid Man and, um...
Acid Man goes hard to be fair.
Kanye's actually back with Acid Man.
Bully. Do you think Iceman or Bulley is more awesomer?
If you had to sit in a
like a sensory deprivation chamber for the duration of an album.
And I had to pick between Iceman or bully.
Yeah.
Honestly, Iceman.
Really? I think I would as well.
Yeah.
Like I find it really funny because I kept saying that right.
It was like, man, if he was actually self-aware.
Yeah, yeah, if he leaned into it.
And leaned into how corny this is.
This could actually be like kind of funny.
in a weird way.
But it's the fact he's like trying to be like
cool that makes it
even lameer without shit.
And like two years after the event
he's like
finally clapping back.
It's like
Like you had an opportunity for that deed
But you like
Dude put on right now put on
The Heart Part 6
Like Drake's the Heart Part 6
Is it on Spotify?
I don't think so
I don't think it's allowed on there, is it?
Is that the one with the AI?
No.
The Hot Part 6 was the last one in the beef.
The one with AI was to like
egg Kendrick on before Euphoria dropped.
Oh, here it is.
It's the most embarrassing song.
He's like...
He's conceding.
Yeah, and he tries to...
He tries to say that Kendrick
revealed that he was essayed as a child.
in Mother I Sober
And then tries to use that as like a dig on Kendrick
So he he a
Misinterprets what Kendrick was saying and then B
Tries to use child essay
As like
Rap beef
Ammo
It's like it's really fucking horrendous
Like it highlights a lot about Drake as a person I think
Yeah and that also is like
like how weird and tone deaf it is to use the Michael Jackson glove on a fucking...
Yeah, yeah!
The first album you release post the fucking beat.
Yeah, where you're called a, um...
P-word.
The comment, trying to fight predator accusations with,
I'm too famous to be a p-ed.
Yeah, yeah.
Jay Cole riding his bike through Manhattan listening to Taylor Swift.
Drake, the type of dude to save Faye.
felt good to get the pen working on a disc track.
Your Honor, if I was a liar, wouldn't my pants be on fire?
These are all the top comments on his own lead on his fucking channel.
That's how embarrassing he is.
He did such a shit job with this song.
Yeah, this bit, this bit.
Mother I, wait, listen.
Oh, yeah.
This is trauma from your own.
confessions.
Ugh.
Yeah.
What a piece of shit, man.
Ice man's good, though.
Ice man is cold.
He brought it back.
He's cold.
He made a cold ass album.
No more Mr. Iceman.
I need some fucking Ice Man right now because I'm roasting, dude.
You need to get that like chilled copy of the vinyl I've got and wipe off with it, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sweat off my brow type shit.
He, um, at least he's got fatty, though.
Fat dong.
Yeah, he's got a big white fatty.
One giant ball, one weirdly small ball.
Yeah, and a big flopping gawk.
He can't get hard.
I got it floppy.
My shit just flops around.
He's got those flop sweats.
I jerk it in the mirror.
It just flop left and right.
Oh shit.
Luckily, in the jar dock I put the marmot dancing gif so I can stay.
Oh, cool, yeah.
Stay on target.
Yeah.
Don't lose focus.
Stay on target.
Momets give Drake.
No, they're too cool.
They are too cool.
They give Kanye.
They give Kanye peak Nazi.
No, they don't.
Yeah.
They give like...
The Rolling Stones.
Yeah, speaking of pedos.
I got CBT.
Oh shit.
I haven't done one of these in a little moment.
Oh my God, it's been kind of a while.
So CBT is cringe-based or tough for the segment.
where Jim has to give a bunch of quotes from either a philosopher, a celebrity,
fictional character, um, you know, finding Nemo quotes.
Could be.
Could be.
Could be.
But I have to like guess.
Why are we going over this again?
You've told me multiple times already.
I don't know.
I just kind of like, my memory's pretty bad.
So I got to repeat.
So you're like reminding yourself.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I, like, I'd feel like condescending if you just kept doing it to me.
Oh, no.
Don't irritate me.
Let's see.
You should know this.
Who it is?
Yeah.
Or who they are?
Let's say what it's from.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm getting my heel out.
That's how desperate.
Right, first one.
Let's fight fire with fire.
Ooh.
I mean, pretty fucking played out.
Let's be honest.
Did they come up with this?
I doubt it.
I don't think this one is.
No, I'm going to go cringe on that.
It's like anyone could say that.
I've said that.
As a soldier, it is my duty to respond to your actions.
I feel like that highly depends on who he's talking to.
Um, hmm.
If you have no strong feelings, I guess you could veto.
No, I'm gonna, it's got to get a C, B, or T.
I'm gonna go cringe on that.
I think, um, I think calling yourself a soldier is kind of cuckish.
Oh, war isn't about friends.
friends, it's about enemies.
That's cringe tough.
That's fucking funny.
Yeah, I like that.
Grinch tough, cringe stuff.
It is the soldier.
It's the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Is this like snake or something?
No.
That does sound like a...
Yeah, it sounds fucking stupid enough.
I mean, like, duh.
Well, no, not even...
That's not even true.
I mean, it is, obviously, but...
I think the drones suffer more nowadays.
Yeah, yeah.
But, like, there's plenty of civilians that suffer.
But, like, they didn't sign out to be no soldiers.
I'll go cringe on that one.
It's like fake, it's fake based.
Fake based, interesting.
Yeah, it thinks it's being based, but it's just cringe.
We have met the enemy and they are ours.
Hours?
Yeah, hours.
O-U-R-S.
We have met the enemy and they are ours.
Yeah.
Hours, like, we can, we got this.
They are hours.
Like, hours to kill.
How you interpret it is.
Okay.
Um,
I'm gonna go cringe too vague.
You can only fight the way you practice.
Um, that may be true.
I'll go a potential based for that one.
Might be real.
Not sure I've never fought.
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
Oh, okay.
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
I guess there's baseness.
Within that.
Baseness within.
Yeah.
I'll go base, cringe.
The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
Okay.
Kung Fu Panda vibes.
Yeah, I'll give that based.
I like the way of the warrior.
That's fun.
It is victory at all costs.
Victory in spite of all terror.
Victory, however long and hard the robe may be.
Gringe.
Is it Churchill?
That one actually was Churchill, yeah.
What?
At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.
That's kind of best.
No soldier outlives a thousand chances, but every soldier believes in chance and trusts his luck.
Crenge.
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
Lots of soldiers and lots of warriors happening here.
You're sure this isn't out.
You're solid.
No.
Read it again?
Um...
Was it...
Oh yeah, the two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
Huh.
Um...
Maybe.
I'll go, um, cringe slash based on that.
Getting a lot of cringe this one.
For a warrior is not enough to win a war.
It is more important to organise the piece.
Okay.
Yeah, I can dig that. I'll give that best.
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night.
Fuck off.
To visit violence of those who would do us harm.
Fuck off, cringe, fucking fascist bullshit.
A warrior may change his metal, but not his heart.
Cringe.
A warrior must only take care that his spirit is never broken.
Cringe.
The last one
So long as there are men
There will be wars
That's Churchill again, isn't it?
No
Really
Who is it?
That one was Einstein
What has a bunch of quotes from
About war
That's a cringe Einstein quote by the way
Fuck you Einstein for that one
Why?
Because he's an asshole for that
Fuck you, dude
Why are you saying
Fuck you to Einstein
Because he was chatting bare shit.
Just because you fucking figured out...
Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.
Ooh, um, now I can speak on war because I made a big bomb.
Fuck off, you knob.
What dick.
Do you have no clue what is like connecting or the connected tissue?
No.
Oppenheimer?
No.
No, these, all of these quotes are in a piece of media.
Oh, call a duty when you die.
Yeah.
This was, uh, suggest.
by L.M. Pig, CBD's suggestion,
modern warfare two,
original death quotes.
They're actually all fascist propaganda.
They're all like, join the fucking R-A-F, you can't.
Join the fucking S-A-S.
Interestingly, were from characters within the Call of Duty universe.
Really?
Read those again.
Let's fight fire with fire by Alejandro Vargas.
Oh.
I don't know these characters.
And as a soldier, it's my duty to respond to your actions.
Hassan Zayani.
Hassan?
Yeah.
And war isn't about friends.
It's about enemies, General Shepherd.
Which, the question is which, which General Shepherd?
Because that has a lot.
Well, because there's remake General Shepherd, which fucking stinks.
And then there's original, which is kind of gated.
This would be, when you say, when you say original, do you mean M.W.
Modern Warfare 2.
The original Modern Warfare 2.
Yeah, these are all from that.
Cool.
I think.
Okay.
I think.
Yeah.
I think he's played by the guy who...
Kevin Spacey.
Was Robocop?
Is he?
He's either the guy who played Robocop or the fucking robot from aliens.
I think it's him from aliens.
Yes, I think you're right.
I always get those two mixed up.
Yeah, I always have that happen.
The guy who played Robocop played Batman
and he animated The Dark Night Returns movie.
Yeah, Lance Henrickson.
Yeah, I always...
What's the one?
But when you...
What is so annoying about there being two Modern Warfare 2's
is that the 2020 one comes up first
when you search Modern Warfare 2 Shepard Voice Actor?
Of course, and that game is embarrassing.
The story is the biggest piece of dog shit.
It's the rock meme
It's the
That was the biggest piece of dog shit
I don't know that one
Yeah
Um
The original mon warfare too
That's why he's the goat
But yeah fuck Einstein for that
Fuck you did
Why are you doing that
What do you mean
So long as there are men
There will be wars
Why are you waking us on
That's
I don't interpret that as egging it on
Imagine there's no countries
Yeah
So yeah
Some of those quotes
from like
Frida Carlo
Um
Aristotle
Confucius
George Orwell
Um
Yeah
Yeah
So that makes you a dumbass
Just because
Just because someone made him a name for themselves
Doing some shit
Doesn't mean they're right about everything always
I know
But you had a strong reaction to the Orwell one in particular
Really read it again
we sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand in the night to visit violence on those
yeah that sounds like fucking big brother talking to me um what about the like context though
of what he's talking about well it depends like is that a quote from 1984
i don't know it could be from one of his essays it could be from well yeah it's like
well yeah there's a lot of context missing but i think to use that that quote in
specifically about the conflict
that Wonder Warfare 2 is about
then it's weird to use that
Yeah
But like the original quote in context
I think is okay
Well you don't even know the context
True you got me
Yeah, maybe I'm the dumbass
Yeah
Yeah like I sleep softly at night
Because I've got a teddy bear to cuddle
Not because there's some rough men
cuddling in some fucking soggy place
Like, shut the fuck up.
That sounds like a Drake lyric.
Yeah.
I don't need you.
I got my teddy bear.
I got my marmot.
She say, do you love me?
I told her only partly.
I only love my bed.
I'm my mom.
I'm sorry.
Fittley fans.
I know you got it.
He has made some hits.
You have to fucking admit.
Yeah.
I just gave Iceman a fucking seven.
I just gave Iceman a fucking nine.
I'm not going to lie.
And DJ do you love me
I'm there only right here
Um
Drake has some better quotes than Einstein
Let's be real
That fucking Einstein quote
That's piss me off
For the rest of the day
Fuck you Einstein
That was maybe my favorite one
Really
As long as they're boys
They're gonna be boys
Fuck off Einstein
They're gonna be men
Yeah you fucking
Conservative nut sack
What a piece of shit
I didn't know you felt this way
About Einstein
I didn't know I did
Until just now
I hate that guy
Get a haircut
fucking dick
Albert Epstein
That's the thing
He would have gone to the island
Richard Dawkins did
Yeah but he did it for science
Yeah
Did Richard Dawkins actually go to the island
Um
He was he he's met Epstein
But like
Loads of people have met Epstein
And that doesn't mean they've
I'm pretty sure he's been to the island
Did Drake go to the island?
Allegedly
I'm no
Drake hasn't been to the island
He just wanted to
He tried to make his own island
No that was Elon Musk
Yeah yeah
Elon Musk fought fucking
Sword and shield to get to the island
Okay
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This is wild
There, hur.
Beep, be, baby.
Beep, baby.
Hi.
Y'ar.
I'm on a new hit street, baby.
I like when he's, I can't remember how he phrases it.
He's like,
You got that shirt on that he's see through baby.
Something like that.
No, sneak peek baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Sneak peek, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah, he very, like, yeah, I love it.
That's fucking good.
It's clever.
Yeah.
There's one thing he is, it's smart.
Yeah, unlike that fucking asshole Einstein.
Oh, as long as there's boys, there's going to be fucking women, isn't it?
He actually got all of his, um, all of his quotes and ideas from AI.
Yeah, he just invented AI first and then was late.
Come up with some banger quotes.
Come up with some quotes that will get me in MWT.
As long as there's men, they're going to be fighting.
It's like, shut up, dude.
I mean, it's true.
We play art graders.
We know that's true.
That's not fucking true.
Because we play.
Because we play art graders, we know it's not true.
Every game of Arc graders we play is like when they put down their guns and played football.
Yeah.
You know?
On the battle for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Imagine there's no heaven.
Imagine there's no MW2.
The first one.
Yeah.
Imagine they didn't remake MW2.
now they have to do it again
you need at least three
because it's weird to only have one remake of it
yeah
well there are two actually
there's three already
they did like a they re-released
MW1 and MW2
as like HD
oh my god
we like HD textures and shit
I played both
you know
I've played all three
you played all three
yeah I've played at all three MWTs
and I've played
I played three MW1s as well
Oh, thank you
You've only played like one of each
I have you
You missed out on
Listen
I know
I did not
Okay
You know when
I've got shitty arson
I need to wipe
But I like leaving it crusty
That's what you say
By the way
I'd like to recommend that
Jacob Geller
Orwell video
I've listened to it today
Yes
The 1984, why does everybody think 1984's on their side?
Brilliant video.
Brilliant fucking video.
Well, as a fascist, it is on my side.
Well, as...
Can you beep that?
What shit?
Yeah?
No.
No, you have to.
No, this is a free speech podcast.
This is an apolitical free speech podcast, remember?
You're fucking idiot.
Do you want to hear my hot take?
What?
A political equals Nazi.
You're on fire today.
Literally, your foot's on fire!
Don't get.
Was donkey the first one to have that happened to him?
In history.
Maybe.
Yeah, I love to ask granny about that one.
Our grandmother was a history teacher.
yeah and a shrek fan
yeah she fucking loves shrek
she doesn't she hates anything fictional
she can't handle fiction
she's like
I don't remember this in history
was this the first time this happened
yeah
that's got to be the first time someone's caught fire
and not noticed
she said when watching shrek
with word plays
with word plays
like drake
beep beep granny
Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to use the word
word play
You're not allowed to use it
In this woke economy
Yeah, in the fucking economics of the woke world
Yeah
I forgot what I was going to say like as I started saying
I remember now
You're not allowed to use the term word play
When you're talking about Drake
Yeah, he's too literal
He doesn't word play
He kind of just like word fumbles
He just talks
He's just honest
He's just realistic
He's that honest
Yeah
He's just to the point
He's honest
He's concise
Right let's do some questions then
From the JamiD group chat thread
And from the subreddit
Over R slash Jha Media
Which you can go to
And leave
Any unhinged fucking
you know
if you have like multiple
personalities you can like
you just let that loose in there
like whatever
we're pretty
free speech kind of centered
yeah we're extremely free speech
centered
aka we agree with Einstein
aka we're fascists
you're calling
Einstein fucking fascist
he invented the fucking bullshit man
he fucking created this world
he made an AI right
he made Gemini
he made um
he he made um
uh ghibli
fucking ice
cartoons
in nineteen forty seven he made the first givly ice
fucking AI cartoon
and at the time everyone was like what
yeah yeah they didn't realize
he was like
would you like
yeah
yeah
he also um he also generated
of live action fucking pork
porco rosso or whatever
porko fucking anti-fascist rosser
so that's kind of gated
he also
invented the concept of NFTs
yeah yeah he came up with
pup filthy
they found in some old
notebooks of his
a board eight
like prototype
the um
like in the um
like in the
equate
equations.
Like,
equations.
It makes Baud ape.
And that's just reminding me, actually, that, do you remember, like, years ago when
the NFT stuff was happening?
Yeah, and Justin Bieber bought, like, nine.
Every celebrity, like, thought it was going to be the next big thing.
Yeah, yeah.
And a certain...
The new Mona Lisa, but I'm in on this early.
A certain jarling, don't you remember?
Like, was, like, defending NFTs in the comic.
Yeah.
They actually posted on the subreddit five days ago saying, I'm the NFT jarling AMA.
I'm the moron that was dragged into the world of NFTs and was talked about in a few episodes.
Ask me what you like.
I take ownership of my brainwash ways and I write it all.
Wow.
Holy shit.
This is a first.
This is a first.
People never do this.
People never admit to.
Yeah.
This takes like some cahones.
Yeah.
Fucking.
Should we do a quick round of applause?
Yeah.
Right.
No, edit that out.
He's not getting that.
Oh, he doesn't deserve it.
No, he doesn't deserve it.
He doesn't deserve it.
Okay.
Well, like, in the thread, Scottish scum asked him,
what made you change instead of doubling down or changing to a new scam?
Bankruptcy.
They said, well, essentially, I didn't even think it was a scam.
Early days, I really thought it was a way of becoming a digital art dealer.
And I really thought that sounded like a cool idea.
But once I was in deep, I finally knew it was just,
stupid profile pics of fucking banana
and shite like that.
Think in total
I lost about two to three grand
being sucked at this.
I really just thought it was a way out of the
situation I was in.
When Sam Bankman, whatever that guy's name is,
was arrested and the price of the coin dropped.
It was essentially nothing.
It was the biggest wake-up call to sort my life out
and make better and healthier choices.
So I left my abusive partner,
live with my brother for half a year and sort of my life out.
Now I'm in the happiest place I've ever been,
and weirdly it was thanks to the collapse of that coin.
Also, not going to lie, a few years later,
I had a great laugh because I remember on an episode,
James shouted, that NFT jarling, where the fuck you now.
Or something along this line.
It was quite a nice, reflective moment,
as I was in a much better place and I could finally laugh at it,
and the shit that came along with it.
That's a fucking great story.
Can we get the rights to it?
yeah it's ours
yeah
if it's said on this podcast
we own it
yeah shit real actually
yeah you posted in our subreddit
fucking idiot
let's take that
um
let's call the movie
um
NFT idiot
the movie
no
I think him
in
in
in like
low-cannually
like being genuine
for a second
fair play
Well done for owning up to being stupid and dumb.
And how old were you at the time?
Yeah, that's big.
If you were like 17, then...
Where would you have two or three grand, though, if he was 17?
Might have been grinding.
I don't know.
He was grinding.
I don't know.
Or a strip hole.
Yeah, you might have been subscribed to all the various manosphere, like, money-making schemes.
So you would have been just raking it in.
Speaking of, like, ownership of things,
that were absurd to have ownership of.
Do you remember that dog picture
that should just about be in frame?
That was the scary smiling dog above you.
Yeah.
I posted a picture of it on Twitter
and it got fucking copyright claim
by the owner of the dog.
Really?
That owner of the dog.
Of that dog?
Of that dog, yeah.
You're fucking with me.
I'm fucking serious.
smiling dog
because they have like an
Instagram page and it was like
look at my cute dog smiling
ha ha ha ha ha
fucking idiot
why would they copyright claim that
what the fuck
yeah
dude if your source of income
is like a pet you have
then um
actually just like
contribute
you know
do something
fucking hell
right
let's do some questions then
starting with
one from Antonio Phillips.
What's your thoughts on balancing serious and silly topics on Jha?
Is there any thought that goes into what gets discussed in terms of nah too dark or
nah too silly?
Bear to the bear of the barest bears.
No.
There's never a nah too silly.
No.
There's definitely been too serious.
I think we've taken stuff out.
Too serious?
Like what?
Um...
Obviously don't say what it is, but...
You know.
no i don't remember that's what i'm asking
well
just give it a bit of there
when it was like
oh it's something like that
yeah
something like that
no i feel like
well like for example
last episode i didn't prime you at all
no that's the thing like we don't
like
talk about it beforehand otherwise we'll just
like actually just talk about it then
yeah like
topic
that I don't tell you what's in the dock usually.
No.
I kind of like being like the victim of the jar.
Then you get like a better like reaction.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like an authenticity there.
And I kind of like that.
And it can lead to moments like we had in this episode and the previous episode where it's like, I don't know where.
Like you have an intentionality of where it's going to go.
and me not knowing
like
I don't know
it's almost a tension there
yeah
that makes more sense to me
yeah to do that
yeah it makes it more interesting to me
yeah
but there's definitely stuff we won't touch
because
a we might not be
educated enough
in like that topic
be
I don't know
it might be like too
inappropriate
what like when you were
I can't leave that in
no I know I'm counting on you
beeping of this so it seems like we're
like
yeah
but yeah stuff like that we
we tend to avoid
going in any depth
I actually can't think of a time that was too dark
sometimes something just doesn't make sense to have it
or like
you know
all the like
threats James would make
I'd have to take that out
and shit like that
yeah
yeah we can't be like
going to prison
for inciting violence and stuff
especially in the UK
right everyone gets arrested
when you just tweet something or something
I saw a clip of Joe Rogan talking about it
and he said like a number
he was like
10,000 people a year
are like being put in prisons
for
It's been like three people
And they were saying insane shit
Yeah they were talking about like
Actual terror attacks on Muslim people
It's insane
Like you shouldn't get away with that
That also like wouldn't
It's one of the rare moments where I'm like
Yeah
Like our government yeah
Probably should do that yeah
But like even under an American lens
That wouldn't be free speech would it
If you're inciting violence on
Oh they don't give a shit
shit about anything.
As long as you're inciting violence against, like, a minority group, then it's fine.
If you're, like, inciting violence against, like, a white guy wearing a suit, then you'll
be, like, killed in the streets, and people will celebrate the person who killed you.
That's genuinely how that country works.
Do you remember that fucking white kid who went out during, like, a Black Lives Matter protest
or something and just, like, gunning people down in the streets?
Oh, you mean, Carl Rittenhouse?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's, like, a big...
media pundit now.
Yeah.
He looks like...
He's celebrated for doing
way worse shit than like...
He looks exactly like...
Speaking of George,
oh well, you know, at the end of Animal Farm
when the pigs start standing up.
No, I've never watched Animal Farm.
Well, like Reddit, you know?
It's like a really scary ending
where they kind of start standing up.
What Carl Rinnhouse kind of looks like?
I stood up pig.
Even if I'd read it,
like...
I haven't seen it.
It'll be in my mind.
Well, yeah, in your mind's eye.
You could have just said stood up pig.
He looks like...
Because a stood up pig sounds like it was trying to go on a date and like...
It got a stood up.
Yeah.
You might just say stood up pig.
Yeah.
Stood up pig might be the name of this one.
Stood up pig.
I'm hyped to see the movie though.
Hopefully they get it right.
Come on, Andy.
It's not how yet.
I'm in America.
Like, I couldn't find it screening anywhere.
Andy out with another belter.
Andy out with another belter.
Belter Andy.
They call him Belter Andy in our part of the country.
Smiling politely on Insta said,
Are you guys at all interested in the new Lego Batman?
No.
Not really, but I've seen some funny clips that I like.
I think it's cool.
I'm glad it exists.
Can we put Drake back on, by the way?
Yeah, like it looks funny and it's a big,
love letter to Batman
but I
you know
I'm like I'm nearly 40 dude
like I'm not playing fucking like
I games
I'm sorry
I saw the scene from
the Batman
with the car chase
and like they recreate
they're like upside down shot
and all of it
right that's funny
and they're funny
like mechanics where like
if you're driving the Batmobile around through the city and like try and run somebody over,
I saw a really funny clip of, um, it was like a wheelchair pedestrian who like, the Batmobile's
about to hit them, but they like kind of flip over and use their strength and like do a flip
over it and just like dodge that.
That's cool.
That's cool.
You know what I find kind of annoying?
What?
There's never been a superhero game that's like.
you can kill people by accident.
I feel like that should be a thing.
That should be like part of the game.
That's like a Superman game.
Like just fucking conquest.
No, it should be like when I'm playing a Spider-Man,
I should be thinking like,
like if I knock someone off the roof,
that should be like kind of a fail state.
It'll be really difficult, I guess,
to like build a mechanic into that.
That would be fun.
I think it's doable.
It would be doable, it would be hard.
Because their work around is that they just automatically will save people.
Yeah, which is lame.
It's too techy, yeah.
Yeah.
You can do a quick time event.
There's no intentionality behind it.
And it turns, for me, when I was playing like Spider-Man game, it just turned into, um,
oh, there's guys on a roof, just kick them all off.
Right, yeah.
Yeah, you can go.
It's like, you can video game the game.
Yeah.
And that's not fun.
Like, it should be a thing where,
if you knock someone off
it's like oh I gotta save them
you know that would be a spider man thing to do
you know
yeah
I don't know
call me crazy
um
call me venom call me venom
call me the green gobbler
I want to rank you from the inside said
rank your vital organs
ooh
are we doing like a tear list type beat
um
toes I'm gonna go
F
Um
What'd you give intestines
Ugh
They're pretty important I guess
What give me one that isn't important
Ooh
I don't know
Like a
Brain
Yeah
Maybe in Einstein's case
Um
Famously small brain on that dude
Yeah famously smooth brain
Fucking
Fascist Einstein
What the fuck
Um
I want to see that.
Pancreas. Who the fuck needs a pancreas?
Kidneys.
Everyone's donating kidneys these days.
It's like the woke moralists are like,
hey, we all need kidneys now.
We're all drinking so much fucking gambling
that we need kidneys now.
And it's like...
I drink so much soda.
Yeah.
Yeah. So, like,
and you just have like a spare kidney for no reason.
That's cool.
I like that.
I think kidneys are S tier.
That's fucking asshole
Um, heart is...
Pancreous.
F tier.
You're being a fucking dick.
Heart's annoying.
No, heart's cool.
That's just like a muscle.
Lung to S tier, because they love having smoking them.
Yeah, I'll go S2 with lungs as well.
They're fucking goated for that.
Stomach.
They feel...
Stomach is S tier as well.
No, stomach's fucking like G.
No, like stretches.
Gastrointestinal.
G.
Liver.
Liver.
Ooh, my liver does a lot of work.
I'm going to go S tier on.
That's all of them.
Urinary bladder.
Bladder.
I'm going to ster on bladder.
I piss a lot, too.
I feel like you can't go
S-tier with a liver and not go to stick with a bladder.
Yeah.
Pankreous?
Pee.
P-tier.
P for pancreas, I mean.
P for pancreas, I mean.
Fuck off.
I'm actually going to.
leave if you keep fucking doing that.
Fine, I just get Einstein on. It's fine.
We can talk about like Red Bull or something shit.
Because he'd fucking, he'd be so fucking boring.
I want to see his late doodles where he invented the Red Bull logo.
Thanks to Red Bull that we've got the fucking nuke.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Here's another fucking hard pivot.
Because I have to do this one.
Mr. Junkins says
I'll put in a time code
this is kind of on the same lines of the serious stuff earlier
just as a little warning
just skip over this one if you don't know
hear it
bear boy's boys boys
don't want to bring down the mood too much
but I just wanted to get this out there since last
serious discussion really resonate with me
it's a bit of a long one
back in 2018 when I was around 13
I had a friend Cameron
at boarding school a specialist boarding school
meant for people with special needs
I lived on the school site in a house with a few other boys.
I wouldn't say me and him were close, but we lived together
and would frequently be in the same vicinity,
talking and sharing jokes.
I'd heard bits and pieces about why he moved into our house specifically,
as he was over 16, and over 16s would usually be moved off the school site
so they could better integrate into society
when they left school altogether, but I generally thought nothing of it,
and didn't really press him.
As the months went by, I would notice more and more strange things about him.
He never had a phone on him.
He only ever had his Game Boy advance.
His room was covered in cigarette butts and I mean completely covered.
You could hardly see the floor.
He often acted erratic or anxious.
Later in the year I found out Cameron had actually been moved on site
due to the risk of him buying drugs, marijuana mostly.
He'd been buying copious amounts of it from random vendors around town
and spending all day getting baked.
Now, before I go on, I have to give a little more context for this specialist school I went to.
Please bear with me, I promise it's important.
It was an all-boys school.
in the West Midlands designed for people on the autistic spectrum.
It had a very good reputation for years, from the 80s all the way to the early 2010s,
but at some point in 2016 they switched companies, an extremely scummy company that saw it as nothing but an investment opportunity.
The quality of care took a very notable nose dive. Staff would leave and join so much that they had to hire temp staff just to feel roles,
which was very destabilizing for many of the boys who lived there. As for the
many of them it was their permanent home. They pulled funding, gutted seasonal events,
like the Christmas and summer fairs, got rid of activities, cheap in the food budget, so we're
all eating nothing but crap. We all gained tons of weight, me and Cameron included. They cut
staff pay over working staff and just generally fucked over everyone. I went from 85KG at 5-6
to 125 kg at 5-9 in under two years. Now due to the lack of a stable environment, there was a lot
of violence on site, or more violence on site. Boys would
frequently throw rocks at windows, hurt and abuse staff, and generally not listen to anything anyone said.
Kids would climb on sheds on top of buildings, throw down roof tiles, pull out gutter pipes.
There was a situation where a student poured boiling kettle water all over a staff member, hospitalising them.
The conditions got so poor that off-stead were genuinely shocked when they inspected it, and ultimately, in early 2019, shut them down completely.
Now, this was the single most destabilizing moment in my life.
That had been the place where I'd spent my preteens and the beginning of my teens.
It's where I discovered IHE.
It's where I formed the personality I have now.
It felt like having my whole world ripped away from me.
I had to go back to my home in London.
After reconnecting with some of my friends on Instagram, I found out
they'd all been dispersed across the country in different care homes and schools,
since many of them did not have a home to go to.
But Cameron, I couldn't contact him at all.
He had no socials apart from Facebook, but he couldn't use it.
I had no idea what.
where he went or what he was doing.
A year later, late 2020, I checked Facebook, something I do maybe three or four times a year.
I was scrolling through all my friends pages, seeing how they're doing.
I eventually reached that friend's page and there was a pop-up saying,
Remembering Cameron, last name.
I was confused. I thought it was a glitch where he just played around with that setting.
I started poking around in his joined groups until I saw this post from Cameron's mother,
detailing how they moved him to an outward-bound course in Snowdonia,
because they didn't know what to do with him.
After COVID hit, things got even more complicated.
She ended up having zero contact with him, and he immediately gained access to drugs,
not just marijuana, but heroin and fentanyl, and died on the streets of an overdose, age 18,
sometime between May and June 2020.
I don't know how to end this, I'm not great at structuring long texts like this due to my interrupted education,
and I know it didn't directly relate to what you boys were talking about last step,
but I just wanted this story to be known.
I was only at this school from November 2016 to January 2019
And it's often all I think about
The carnage that can be caused from a single greedy company
It's unfathomable
It feels me with so much hate and anger
Just because some millionaire wanted to line his pockets
With a few extra pounds
Thank you for listening
Even if you don't read this out
I hope you at least read it
Rest in peace Cameron
Rest in peace Cameron
Rest and peace Cameron
That's fucking horrifying
Yeah
I think
I don't understand how institutions like that
are allowed to be like private companies
I don't know
It's so
It's so it's so right
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
There are a lot of problems with
With the state of care
In our
In our country
Yeah
sorry you had to go through that
I also don't put yourself down for like your writing
that was fine like people always be doing that
yeah it's perfectly clear and concise
don't be so harding yourself do
um
rip flude has our next one then
bear bear buggers and baguettes
as someone who's lost their mother
I have thoughts I want to air about last week's conversation
even if it's just my own benefit
my mom passed away five years ago this July
And it's impacted me in the complete opposite way than Alex losing his friend has
Brief back story I went to university for two years but dropped out as the third year began
To become a carer for my sick mom for all intents and purposes she had cancer
I continued to be her carer for two years before she died within those two years even if it wasn't terminal
I came to terms with the fact that she was going to die but that is not to my benefit
I was 22 years old at the time and I didn't shed a single tear my own mum's funeral
at my nan's funeral
a year later
and at my granddad's funeral
last year I felt nothing at all
It is sad that they died
But I'm not affected by their deaths
I've become entirely emotionally detached
From death to the point
Where I don't think anyone's death
Will emotionally resonate with me
And I'm deeply ashamed of that
I guess the moral of the story
Is don't become like me
Again why are you putting yourself down
Yeah don't be a
I mean you can't say
Don't be ashamed of this look
You shouldn't be a feeling
feel ashamed.
Yeah.
For that, because it's not like a movie where you're supposed to react this certain way when
something like that happens.
Like,
you're processing it the way your brain is processing it.
There's no right or correct way to respond to something like that.
Yeah. And quite often, um,
I think your,
your brain is,
is doing things to protect you.
Yeah,
protect you and to,
it's survival.
It's survival.
Yeah.
It 100% is.
Um,
so
feel no shame on that
yeah you shouldn't feel shame for that
and um
the moral of the story is not
what you said at the end there
um
I think the moral of the story
should be to not
punish yourself for something you have
absolutely no control over
yeah I mean really
to be the
the main carer of your own parent
especially at that age
too yeah fucking hell
my hat's already off but I'd take it off and respect for you for that
maybe I should have bunched those with the housekeeping at the beginning but
you can use the time codes to move around that because that's all the stuff about these
kind of topics now going back to the yeah the silly stuff um like this one from
starling jarling dango boys I'm fucking peeved off at you for speaking
crud about my favorite Pokemon. My favorite. How bloody dare you. He's great and you ain't. You're just
jealous of him. He's smart. You're dumb. He's big, you're little. He's right. You're wrong.
His name is Gold Dango. Yeah, that's right. Gold Dango. Say it with your chest this time.
Go Dango. Now say it with a bit of gusto. Go Dango. Fuck you boys. This time you're getting
blocked. No, no. No, no.
We're not blocked
He didn't block us
We blocked
He didn't block us
Yeah, you don't get to do that
He didn't know, did he?
Because we're gonna...
No, yeah
I probably, yeah, I would have blocked him first
Yeah?
Yeah
Promise
I promise
Do scrots, scrot, promise
Oh, scrot, scrap, promise
Okay
Goldengo, he looks
like a fucking cheese string.
What's Goldengue?
He's much of like coins in the shape of a cheese string.
Look at that fucking asshole.
He's like...
That's not a Pokemon.
That looks like someone I put in my butt every night.
That looks like something I'd fucking...
Oh, we gotta do this one from the SIEOP, Jarling.
Hello Scyop Jarling. How are you?
Hello Smeltman Smoy's.
Don't say that.
I'm a YouTuber with over 300,000 subscribers and I'm running a secret SIOP campaign,
sneaking jar references into my...
videos. Okay. The general theme of my channel is fandom focused animations directed at teens,
and each of my videos has at least a few hundred thousand eyes on it. So far, I've included
Dick the Head and Bear Bear, nothing too deep as of yet, as I'm just testing the waters.
So I pose this question to you. What would you most like to see hidden in a video? It can be an
image, a name, a phrase, a line of dialogue spoken by a character, anything, anything, and yes,
I do mean anything. Here are some evidence. Sorry.
censored like the Epstein files.
I mean, he has evidence.
What do you want to do?
Retract what I said.
Has to be something good.
Yeah.
Because obviously, you know what I'm thinking.
I mean...
Would that be too obvious?
Not if you're thinking what I'm thinking.
I'm pretty sure we're on the same wavelength.
Do you think?
I certainly know where I'm sitting.
I know where
I know what perks I'd be popping
How many?
10
You know what the answer is
You know what the answer is
I feel like it kind of speaks for itself, huh?
It does
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That's the power of him like he's...
Yeah
It really is
It's like
It's literally like behind the eyes
Like you just
Yeah
And it's perfect for
like plausible deniability. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
If you know, you know.
He's like a sile, but of him, of himself. Yeah, kind of.
Clever shit, man. Whoever would have thought.
Whoever would have thought? Certainly not, um, Kumail.
Is it, is it time yet?
No.
We're not that far gone yet.
No, we need more time.
There's not been enough time.
We need more time.
Hasn't even been a year.
It's not, yeah.
Sure.
A year.
It's not even been a year.
Why are you saying like that, Einstein?
Don't fucking call me yet.
Why, he's smart.
He's smart.
He's smart.
He made Red Bull, man.
Yeah.
Energy is like, uh...
He invented energy drinks.
No, think, no, think about this, right?
So, energy, right?
drinks. E equals what? M.
A bull that's red.
Times the speed of light.
Squared. Well, the speed of light doesn't fucking change, so we might as well take that out of the equation.
Light isn't even real.
E energy equals mass.
E equals...
All he's saying is, oh, it's all like...
It's all the same thing, isn't it?
That's fucking all he said.
It's hippie fucking woke bull.
shit.
That's what he's
been saying.
That's genuinely
think about it.
Energy equals mass.
That's what he's saying.
Right?
Oh.
It's like,
it's like we're all part
of the same fucking sort of thing,
in it?
It's kind of like,
oh, we're all just sort
of the same sort of thing.
It's like,
yeah, nice one, Einstein.
Go fucking take LSD
somewhere else.
You've fucking
exploded, you've genocided
people.
Nice one.
Fucking hippie arso.
I like that scene
where Einstein
sits with
James Cameron
and Obama and take LSD together
and come up with stories.
Yeah, and they wank each other off.
Obama wanks off
fucking Einstein.
Oh yeah.
What the fuck, man.
And then when he's hallucinating, he sees
a red bull and that's how he gets
started with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
fuck
this shit goes deep
yeah this shit fucking got has layers
like L-A-I-R-S
layers
like it's an evil villain
all three of them
retreated to their layers and came up
with concepts you know
yeah Obama came up with
mass drone striking
who was the third one
James Cameron
James Cameron James Cameron came up with I don't know fucking water deep water
What a fucking loser? He is anything but a loser
You hear me
Take it back take which bit
The James Cameron one you can say whatever you want about the others
I'm gonna take back what I said about Obama
What about James Cameron? No he can
and get fucked.
You can get fucked by Navi.
Yeah.
I'm sure he has.
He's probably VR'd that shit.
He's like directing and he's like,
slap that ass,
slap that ass.
Leave a cheetah print on that.
That that ass says cheater print.
Nice one, James.
Nice one, Kame.
Wee.
No, I think like a world
where we all connect through fuck
like, yeah, good.
Hair fuck.
Well, guess I'm out.
Yeah, it's a derivative.
Me as a navi.
I'm just like, what?
Come on, guys, what the fuck?
Yeah, he needs to explore that.
Yeah.
Like an alopecia tribe of, um...
Yeah, yeah.
They were just like, like, kicking fucking cans that night.
Shucks, man, what the fuck.
We've been dumb fucking dirty, dude.
We can't even, like,
fly, fuck the flying bird,
like.
Weird shit going on in those films, man.
Why so blue?
Fuck you, dude. I can't even fuck.
They're like eunuchs.
That's way too interesting of a concept of being an afternoon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's actually like a good idea for that one
Yeah
Well it just goes to show that um
In terms of like
Uh
Like
Bigotry and I'm gonna say it racism
Bald people are at like
They get the most vitrial
The bald race gets the bald race
The Alopecia community is um
As uh
Well I mean
Chris Brown
Why'd he
get slept. Went too hard on the alopecia community. The GI Jane joke? I mean, come on.
Wait, did you say Chris Brown? Did I say Chris Brown? Yeah. That's why I was confused.
He's a, he's a singer, right? Yeah, he's, didn't he be Rihanna? Yeah, he did be Rihanna.
Who did you mean, Chris Rock? Chris Rock, yeah. I was going to say Chris Pratt. His name is Chris.
Um, I like to dangle as an interesting one.
Does it ever fucking piss you off
When you think a movie looks like a shit for reasons
But then there are viral racist critiques of said movie
And now you feel scared to say anything about the movie
Wait
I am scared shaking my ass in my booties
And do you think the Odyssey also looks like shit shits
And the Christopher Nolan is an awful writer
This isn't real
you've, this is fucking horse shit.
No, it's real. I like to dangle.
No, you made this shit up.
No.
I like to dangle.
You made that up.
It would be I like to dangle if it was me.
Okay, read it again then.
Does it ever fucking...
It's the beginning.
I like the most.
Do it again.
Just the beginning.
Does it ever fucking piss you off when you think a movie looks like a shit for reasons?
But then there are a viral racist...
That bit.
That's fine.
You can stop there.
What do you mean?
What's the racist bit about?
What the fuck is this question?
I know what he's talking about.
Why?
Because I've actually experienced this.
Explain then.
Like, I didn't really like sinners that much.
Oh, right.
For example.
And it was mostly critiques with the filmmaking.
Um, but then a lot of response I got was like, oh, you just don't understand Jim Crow South.
Mm-hmm.
As a way to dismiss my opinions on the movie.
And some of the shit I was getting was crazy.
it was like, I know what you are
and like all this kind of shit when it's like
what?
Right.
The setting of the movie is actually what I liked about it the most.
It was the execution of the supernatural stuff
that was my issue with it and some of the like
filmmaking stuff that had nothing to do with race
but the way it's kind of talked about online.
Yeah, it's like um
because I've not seen that movie.
But it was like I could I could appreciate
appreciate like Black Panther.
Yeah.
Beyond its filmmaking.
Like I appreciated it as what it represented more than I did as...
Yeah, I think I agree with that because that's another film I don't think is very good.
Yeah.
But it's an important film.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is valid in a different sense.
I can't speak on sinners.
But what the fuck is the question?
Like can you put it in your own words?
Do you ever feel like there's a piece of media that you don't really like, but then a hate campaign forms around something, like an example of in The Last Jedi, like Rose Tico.
Right.
Like you can get lumped into a group of people who are being completely unhinged, even if your critiques are valid or whatever.
Yes.
And then people can, yeah, Hamway.
Yeah.
Why the fuck is it written like that?
I don't know.
It's a fucking insane question.
That's my favorite question I think we've ever had.
And also re-watching sinners just confirmed everything I thought.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm looking forward to watching it.
Yeah, I'd be curious what you think.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like my opinions for the most part are pretty boring.
I'm like...
Hmm.
Like what...
I feel like for the most part, I'm on the level with the average person.
really?
Yeah, I don't know.
Because like stuff like
like Brie Larson,
you know, she has like a huge hate campaign.
Right, yeah.
Yeah, and I don't like her character in The Avengers.
Yeah.
So it would be like someone calling you a misogynist
for not enjoying that character.
Yeah, but like stuff like that is like,
I'll deal with that if it ever happens.
You know?
Like it, uh, I,
I don't,
it's,
it's so,
online based.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, that like, whatever.
You know, if a bunch of people on the other side of the world think this,
me on the other side of the world from them is like a misogynist because I don't like,
uh, Captain Marvel.
Then, okay.
It's like, literally, I don't, I couldn't care less.
If I'm talking about Captain Marvel with someone and they're like,
and this this this this is the part that never happens and they're like the captain marvel number one lover
it's like and then if i said oh i didn't like it very much
i guess if they then called me a misogynist based on that
it would be weird but shit like that doesn't happen in real life
people are way less likely to people aren't as combative in real life
oh yeah you know nowhere near as much as much as
online um yeah and when it comes to to film stuff now uh i'm not really in that space so much anymore
um i don't hear the discourse the discourse so i every other movie has a the discourse now yeah yeah
and it's like a day and all it takes now is like um it's it's much more there's way more vitriol on
the right like from the right like anti
Especially gamers making these like spreadsheets are like shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, fucking crazy.
Really grinchy shit.
But like, yeah, I don't really find myself in that situation, to be honest.
But it doesn't, I'm not scared.
I still gave my opinion on sinners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like the, the way we exist in these spaces are very different.
Yeah, yeah, you're watching everything relevant.
You're, you are part of the conversation.
you're like a big part of that space
whereas me is like
you know
yeah yeah yeah but yeah
it's not gonna stop me so well yeah
you gotta stick to it as well
and you gotta express
I feel like um as long as you express
yourself properly
um
then people truly can't
like have a problem
yeah you know
they will
but
I'm fine with that
I'm fine with disagreements
Yeah yeah yeah
It doesn't have to be so extreme
You don't have to like be
It turns into straw manning
Where it's like
Right yeah
You know if someone
Like the I know what you are guy
It's like
That was crazy work
Like but that's like
Coming up with an adjacent
Monster
Who hates it because it's black
Yeah
Because it's like
Exposing the
heinous Jim Crow laws of
pre-civil rights America.
If I don't think I wanted that movie to be about that more.
Really?
I can't speak on it again.
Yeah, anyway, enough on sinners.
Let's do a couple more here.
I thought it was cringe.
Not enough straight white man for me.
True, that was my secret issue with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Epic Guy 69 is cool, said, hey, Jarman.
I'm writing in a crazy story of my own.
This is related to the radicalized family members discussion.
I recently came across the social page of an old classmate of mine
and found he has fallen into anti-immigrant and Nazi posting,
a lot of conspiracies about Jews and stuff.
Now this came very much as a shock to me.
Back in my school days when I knew them,
they were one of the first people I came in contact with
who was openly trans.
At the same time, she had very left.
leaning views and showed a 14-year-old JAR watching Edge Lord that actually trans people weren't yucky
They were just normal chill and funny people all the same
Wait, we didn't do that for you if you were watching JAR
At the time we were pretty good friends and I do believe my personal left-leaning views were formed in part thanks to her
Fast-forwarding seven years is pretty insane to see how now he has done a complete 180
Now as a young guy I've seen a surprising amount of people I know fall until the algorithm-fuelled radicalization and
But this particular case has really stumped me.
That is a unique one.
Yeah.
It's weird that when people can like change like that.
That's a unbelievable change.
Yeah.
Who knows what's happening in their private life?
Yeah.
What led to that.
But yeah.
When you sane washed this shit over like, I mean it's a good decade, really, of like,
These algorithms being fine-tuned and pinpointed.
Yeah.
I feel like you can pin it on the algorithm to a point.
There's something else going on there.
Like the thing is, the status quo being what it is,
is always going to be pulling you towards conservatism.
Always.
Because that's the, that is the status quo.
like well no but I don't want politics in my video games yeah yeah to be really that hard to
ask I had this um I I I had a bit of a teaching moment with our mummy the other day what are
you talking about politics and I was like if if you're a political then you're right wing right
and if you have the luxury to be apolitical yeah I mean that's that's part of it but like to be
fine with the status quo is to
conserve the status quo
which is conservative
that's what it is. It's fine for me as the
implication or it's like it's not bad
enough that I have to care.
Yeah. But I mean less
less some I guess apathy
does play into it
yeah because I think a lot
of people genuinely believe like
if
like I'm powerless in this so why even
care like whatever
that's that is an angle
some people
why I think a lot of people
yeah more than
things wouldn't be the way they were if every single person
was
upset about like policy
and shit like that
and cared about the best outcomes
a lot of those people who
do care are pulled to the right
thanks to misinformation
because the people who make these algorithms
the people who
own the newspapers and own all the forms of, you know, like, global narrative are billionaires who have benefited from the status quo, so why the fuck would they want to change it?
But also the, this, um, the negativity bias wasn't invented by online algorithms.
Like, it's the same thing that has sold papers for decades with, like, scary titles on that.
That's what it's feeding into is like a you're gonna remember that you're not gonna remember like
Some some article you read about how
This policy two years later meant to like led to 1% growth in this thing like it's boring
It's not like tangible in the same way the most important thing is always gonna be like how wealthy people feel
Yeah how yeah and how much their work
pays them
you know how rewarded they feel for what they're doing
and if yeah so if if they feel
um that drop
and they're given a reason
being immigrants
are taking your shit
yeah
then what else are they left to run with
you know
like that flip is crazy
but uh
if you stop
educating yourself
constantly
you're probably
going to be pulled right
mm-hmm
you know
yeah
it kind of requires
constant input from yourself
Lord knows what is about to happen
with the internet where
as of recording this
as this goes live
I think it's tomorrow
Google is changing
fundamentally
to be AI based entirely
Really?
I'm pretty sure I could be spouting this information myself right now.
Let me just double check this.
Is it Project 2027 type vibe?
Yeah, two days ago, a new era for AI search.
We're bringing our advanced model capabilities to search with new AI features,
enabling you to use agents just by asking a question.
We're also introducing a new intelligent AI-powered search box,
marking its biggest upgrade in over 25 years
Um
So shit's just gonna get worse
On Google
Well if you want to make a new search engine
Now's the time
Jaminai's fucking sucked so far
Yeah I don't know who's like winning the AI race at the moment
It'd probably be like Google who wins
Yeah they always win
Search agents is scary
Yeah
Search agents
Well, I opened Gemini I can't remember why
And a notification popped up
Saying like occasionally humans might look at some of these chats just for
Various purposes you can look at information here and just like that phrasing was so like whoa to me
Sometimes humans might actually look at this
Like humans are they're like a separate thing. They're different things. They're different things
It's really creepy shit
But also they're looking at your like Google searches
Well yeah they were doing that anyway
Yeah
What do you think they've trained this shit on
I've just been racked my brain
Trying to think of like the funniest thing
A human like finds
Like
Sonic X
generate me a kind of
cute pick of
Tales and Sonic
Like holding hands
Like licking each other's tongues or something
Just as a joke
So we'll see how that plays out
Yep
Loll
Hopefully we get more marmot
Dancing Gifts at least
Yeah
I feel like that's guaranteed
Come on
Yeah
It's a matter of time
It's a matter of time
Do you want to hear a song I just made
Yeah
It's a matter of time
I asked Gemini to raise my kid for me.
I asked Gemini to raise my son for me.
I ask Gemini how to suck cock better.
I ask Gemini where my G-spot is.
I use Gemini as a replacement for therapy.
in all seriousness
please never fucking do that
please please please please you will come out
a narcissistic fucking piece of shit
please please please yeah yeah yeah
right let's do one more
okay let's do one more
um a little bit of opium
lead poisoning
I think that we got a bit of echo going on right now
um
on the topic of media
On the topic of media that has affected you, what are your thoughts on the Iron Giant?
With the new broad interest in Superman, the movie and its ending have lingered in my mind a lot lately.
It's funny to think that aside from Corrin's sweat,
Robot Vin Diesel did a better job at being Superman than pretty much any DC film in the last 30 years,
especially curious if Jim has any thoughts as he's very Superman-pilled.
Iron Giant is a goaded film.
Yeah.
Genuinely, masterpiece.
incredible
stud finish
um
yeah it's a shame it bombed
in that era it came out
yeah but like
whatever we got it
no but I just mean
for like the broader industry of like
if a if a film like that had connected
yeah then you might
get more like kind of cool it's like a period piece
yeah yeah it's like uh
about the Cold War
yeah Cold War kind of 50s-esque
um
the
art direction is crazy the character design character design is fantastic the animation is
gorgeous the voice acting is impeccable the story is beautiful the emotional beats like because i
watched this um with my partner i i showed it to her the first time recently um in the like the past
six months um you haven't seen it in a long time it's fucking good man and i was like
because I still do that shit
where like if a movie's making me
like teary eyed and stuff
I gotta like hide it
so I was
and this movie
and like I know how it ends
and stuff
but I'm like
like
my every muscle
all nine muscles in my body
were like super tense
like
because it's so emotionally
just
bah
I'm sure
maybe a little bit
of it is like nostalgia
but I don't
think so. Normally I can like
taste when something
Yeah I'm usually good at knowing
when it's like
Yeah like nostalgia can make you feel that way but
You can usually know it's like I'm being played and I like
Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm being played and I dislike it
Yeah for sure this feels insincere
But no but this this was like
You gotta give it to Vindiesel as well
He kicks ass in that movie
Yeah
It's kind of his best use as an actor
Yeah
It's what he was born for
Yeah
He's kind of been redundant since
Sorry Finn
I fucking love that character
I just searched his name
Dean McCoppin
The artist
Yeah the artist dude
Yeah
What a cool character
And he's got so many good
Like expressions
And yeah
Yeah yeah
Funny moments with him
Yeah it was crazy as well
How much of the movie is like
etched into my brain
Yeah.
Re-watching it, it was like...
It was on repeat.
Yeah.
It was getting crazy.
Whereas, like, a movie, like, uh...
And...
Uh, I don't know why I said, and.
Um, do you remember the Atlantis Disney movie?
Of course I do, bro.
Yeah.
Milo?
Yeah, you fucking love that.
I love that.
Yeah, I, I started rewatching it, um, again in the last, like, six months.
And I gave up relatively quick.
Because it just didn't, like, I don't know.
It's one, that.
I think there was, like, um, it's kind of got rock Raiders energy.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
Like, machines and shit.
Yeah, and I, I dig the machines and all that stuff.
It's more, I don't know.
And most of, like, all of these films had these, like, ridiculously hot, like, women in it.
Like, um.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fucked.
It's genuinely, like.
Like, Hogarth's mom.
It's like ridiculously hot.
Oh, no.
Oh my God.
Annie Hughes.
Let's go, dog.
And, um, what is it?
There's a few in Atlantis.
Oh, my God.
Don't even go there.
Alderado.
Do you, oh my God.
It's like genuinely cruel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No wonder that everyone's fucking gooners now growing up on that shit.
So,
yeah
sexual awakening at like
eight months old
when you see the fucking
the babe from
El Dorado
God damn
that shit is genuinely crazy
though the outfit and everything
and the fucking suck job scene
what the fuck is going on in this movie
and John starts singing
and suck jobs and
yeah it's crazy man
oh I love that movie dude
I love when they play basketball
with the fucking armadillo.
Oh yeah.
And it's calling back to them cheating
with the loaded dye.
Yeah, shit, yeah.
That movie's good.
El Dorado, magnificent.
There was this really weird
sexual energy to like the 90s, early 2000s.
And just like all media like that.
And the children.
The Incredibles.
Yeah, I was just about to say the Incredibles.
that one's fucking insane
like the scene where her booty gets like trapped
in the doors
oh fuck
yeah it's like
her looking at herself in the mirror
yeah yeah and it's like
did they they did that
and then and then like 20 years later
all the porn is like
like milk getting stuck
in the fucking tumble dryer
they've been selling these seeds
man the fucking
yeah
yeah
no
Yeah, I'll never be satisfied
because Elastigal isn't real.
No one can be
Elastigal of real life.
No.
And Bryce Dallas-Howers could have been it.
And there's a Brad Bird link going on here.
Yeah, true.
A giant, incredible.
Man's jorking it behind the scenes.
Fucking Remy from Rattachewy.
Oh, man, yeah.
Don't even go there, son.
Um.
Who else is fucking crazy hot in animating me?
the bear from brother bear
yeah
I'm trying to
I'm trying to remember
yeah here we go
what's some goated
oh the
the caterpillar
from Bugs Life
he's German
yeah
yeah
he'd get it though
if you know you know
he'd get it
Louise Drif is in that movie
he?
You know
um
oh shit
Elaine?
Elaine, yeah.
In which movie?
In Bug's Life.
Who is she?
She's like the love interest for Flick.
No way.
Yeah.
Okay, that ant.
That ant.
Oh, the things I did.
Oh, another weird one.
Monsters versus aliens.
You know that main character?
Oh, yeah.
That would have seen a bunch of giantess like kind of, um.
Seth Rogan slamming his way inside.
Yeah, Doctor fucking House, the bug, crawling around in there.
Fuck.
Animators be horny, man.
Yeah, they do.
Will this shit in B-movie?
Yeah.
That shit's weird.
Really weird.
There's got to be some that we're blanking on.
Maybe the main topic of the Nax cast can be just...
Media milfs.
Media moths.
Yeah.
Disney Mouths.
Disney Mouths.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've got heaps to choose from.
That really fucking horny Scooby-Doo movie?
2002, you know, the live-action one, the James Gunn written one.
Oh yeah?
Insanely horny those movies.
Yeah, they actually are.
And, um, so I, Iler Fisher.
Oh yeah, she is in there.
She's in the first one.
That's right, yeah.
She's pretty crazy in that movie.
But the Velma
Oh my god
Her, the
Holy shit
Linda Cardalini
She's fucking
ridiculous
Yeah what
There was something
I've seen her in
Where
She's in a bunch of good shit
No it was
Um
Do you remember that show Bloodline
Yeah she was like the sister right
Yeah yeah
When I saw her in that
I was like
Okay
I'm kind of in love
A little bit man
Yeah damn
Oh yeah
She's in Broitback Mountain
She's in the age of Ultron
What?
They like, yeah, in that Scooby-Doo sequel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember.
Dude.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Keep doing it.
Yeah, and her love interest is fucking Chris Griffin.
Oh yeah, she was in Madman.
Okay.
Oh my God, there's some crazy in Madman.
Alison Brie
Madman
Christina Hendricks
Right
Is that her name
Hendricks
Yeah right
The
The
The woman with like the red hair
Oh yeah
No you're right
Yeah yeah
But I just didn't sound right
If some reason in my head
But you're you're
You're correct
Yeah
I did
I'm more of a Pete Campbell
Guy myself
Excuse me
you were obsessed with him actually
he's a cool character
yeah he's got like creepy
creepy vibes
oh I think I'm thinking of the wrong guy
I know who you're thinking of he's a fucking asshole
no I was obsessed with um
Roger Sterling that's right Sterling
yeah
yeah he's cool
Tony Stark's father
Tony Stark's fucking father
right
this bit went way longer than I was expecting
yeah we got sidetracked
you can't be talking about animated milfs you know
it's just gonna be too
there's too much there there's too much like
yeah that could be its own podcast to be honest
yeah I think there's already multiple
so let us know your favourite animated milfs
um uh not anime milfs
okay different genre
yeah that's to specifically be from
media era of people born in the 90s.
Oh, you know what?
Some of the, like,
Justice League animated characters are fucking...
They're looking pretty good.
I don't really remember.
Really?
I remember, like, having huge crushes on, like,
the Teen Titans when I'd watch that.
Yeah.
When you're a kid,
um, yeah.
Starfire.
You're a kid, is crazy.
Uh, but, like,
uh,
black connect.
So it's like Black Canary Justice League.
Yeah, I don't remember this.
Sorry, I just pulled us right when you...
Strait right back in.
Black Canary.
Oh, like, yeah.
Yeah, I see, I see you.
I feel we're getting that.
They got those long ass legs and shit, it's crazy.
I guess this is kind of being carried on through like
Fortnite skins and like Marvel rifles.
Yeah, but I don't know, there's some...
Some of the like skins and Marvel rivals.
It's fucking crazy.
Oh, Marvel Rivals is ridiculous.
These kids don't stand a fucking charm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You need three hands to play that fucking game.
And Fortnite.
Like, some of these skins are insane.
The Chun Lee shit.
When that came out, I was like, you know,
put my hands up and I'm like, come.
You know what Fortnite?
I see what you're doing.
Yeah.
These fucking gooner kids never had a chance.
They're all gambling on one hand and gooning with the other.
It's fucking insane.
yeah yeah and even the video games they were playing were like
promoting both gambling and gune
crazy
yeah they're cooked but yeah who's your favorite anime mulf to
fucking goon to whatever
get the fuck out of here
stop listening to this shit
we're rotting your brain we're fucking rotting you from the inside out
like argue's fucking teeth
rotten dog oh yeah I'll end this episode by
putting little
he had to have surgery today to take some teeth out
six teeth
taken out because he's a rotten dog
I got a video of him
he's a rotter
his little as hung out
and he's like
high as well
what's going on
that's going on
that's when he needs to get binged
no
I protect that boy
don't worry
I yeah I wasn't there
so I couldn't
I don't actually torture him
just a joke.
Can be Bingham when he wants it.
He wants it.
He does
fucking ask for it. He begs
for it.
No, I don't think so.
I think you're wrong there,
boy. Do you want to hear
my Kratos impression?
Boy!
Joy.
Joy. Joy.
