JAR Media Posdact - STRASH - Corncast #11

Episode Date: June 8, 2020

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Can everyone say something so I can just test the audio? Oh, hello. Yeah. Yeah. You are super quiet, James. Can you say something normal volume? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Hello, what do you want? Okay, that's better.

Child. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Alex, and I'm hosting episode 11 of the Corncast. I'm joined, as always. by James the passionate Napa himself Yes, I am Pash Jim or a beast as you might know him Yo, what's up, I'm Beast

And Ruben the Reclaimer Nice little Halo thing going on Already we are less than a minute in And you've brought up your subject It's more like the rechringer, am I right James? Halo is absolutely awful You should just lose faith in it not going to ever return to glory. The ship

has sailed. Are we not allowed to hold things dear from our pasts? Yeah, but you can, but you just don't wish the new one's going to be it. You just got to give up. Give up hope. Petrol engine cars are going to be dead. I know. I can't wait for they are. Then they are. No, you're lying. I bet you get sad about

it secretly. Even have you seen those videos of electric cars doing like Yeah. Yes, exactly. But they don't go, man. Yeah, they don't be in with them. They make a noise. I will be dead by the time that happens, so it's okay with me.

Before we go any deeper, let me just shout out the patrons over at the Jarm Media Patreon. Who make the audio version of the show possible? So I guess we've got to start where we kind of have to. Can't really avoid it, can we? No, we can't.

Halo is shit. Ah, God damn it. Last episode, we recorded how many days after the Black Lives Matter kind of stuff truly began? Like it was quite a new thing like a week ago.

It was like a day or... Last episode for context, all I had seen was the original video that sparked the event and Killer Mike's like Twitter video. That's all I'd seen back then. So it's like a week later now and so much has happened.

Like at first like the pessimist in me was like like, how long is this really going to last? Is this really going to spark anything? But this feels different to me. I don't know about you guys, but this feels like people are like just not going to stand for it anymore. Like, how many times have we heard these stories over the years, you know,

of this kind of shit going on? And, yeah, like, it is the only way it's going to make any change your attention is to bring it up and not let it go. I think, um, obviously, I mean, it's not the first time people have protested and rioted due to one of these cases. But this is the first time I have seen, like, the police being just... There was obviously the initial George Floyd incident when he was mercilessly murdered. Yeah, by a policeman.

And now they are going around just inciting violence, basically. I'm sure I saw a video just yesterday or the day before where this old man was just pushed backwards and he smacks his head on the concrete and blood going everywhere. And then in the official report, they said, this guy tripped and fell. When one of them pushed him backwards. And then 57 officers resigned in solidarity.

That's a different one That's a different one Yes There's a guy He had a helmet He was returning it to the police The police pushed him over Split his head open

Blood everywhere And then they got fired Because they should And then 57 Pleasoffs is left Like that's so In solidarity With the two

That's so fucking obscene Are you serious? Yeah Yeah A mess They left because people Getting justice Like fuck off

even they're in the first place. Dick. Yeah, I mean, good riddance. Yeah. There's this thing I've seen lately of, you know, the definition of terrorism. Yeah, but, you know, the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians in the pursuit of political aims. Except it's lawful because it's the police doing it. That makes it lawful if the enforcers of law are doing it,

even if they are acting unlawfully. People can't disconnect police, law, and acting unlawfully. Yeah. Well, they can, because we are. but some people can't. Yeah, and even here in the UK, we've been having the protests over London, Bristol, all over the country.

So it isn't just a like an American thing like anymore. Like it really is like a widespread thing that's affecting us all. Yeah, it's truly international now. There's even talk of arranging one in my fucking town here. And this is just a little

town outside Greater London. I don't know what it's like where you are, but yeah. You're not tempted to venture into London. I'm just so paranoid of all the virus stuff we're already worrying about. Well, yeah, I don't really want to... Yeah, I don't really want to go because of that.

And I feel... I wouldn't feel safe personally because I'm 6'3 and brown. I'm bigger. And so, to a police officer, surely I'm immediately more threatening just because I'm larger. I don't know.

That shit is not something I really want to be... I don't really want to be... I don't really want to be a fucking story. I don't want to be the one of the stories. Yeah. And that sounds cowardly, but I just don't want to. Yeah. So.

Yeah, man, it's just like, now what are we going to be talking about in the next episode? What if it just spirals from now? And like, every week there's just a huge thing. It's never end. Well, I mean, I hope people don't stop talking about it. Yeah. In the last couple years, the meme has been about the school shootings, right? And how everyone, like, there's a BoJack episode about it,

where everyone has their script at this point. But this one does, I already said, feels a bit different. Yeah, I don't want to stay on this for too long because, like, we are, you know, we're jar. So I'm happy to move on if you guys are. Well, we've already said our initial thought. Yeah, I just want to justify myself one more time. As cowardly or as gutless as it sounds, I just, I'm genuinely afraid of it.

So, imagine that, afraid of the police. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, the, the protests were huge in London with or without you being there, you know? And, like, I know people that on, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So anything else before we move on? Do I think so? I got nothing.

So I saw And this could be old news And you guys know more Than anyone How much I can't stand the like Donald Trump jokes all the time You know Like it's a dead like meme

You know Like making fun of Donald Trump But I saw this This thing I had to bring up about him Which you guys might really know about this Might be a well-known thing But Do you guys know about his custom made shoes

Uh What Do you guys know about this? um have you seen these like really weird pictures of him um like in standing standing yeah and he looks like a fucking like

he looks like pan's labyrinth like creature or something yeah I like me his posture basically and I was like I saw the picture and was like what the fuck like can't be real my first thought was that it was

like photoshopped or something I was looking around and I found this weird article that apparently explains that he gets custom shoes made that add about three inches of height to him because

in his mind it makes him more aggressive or like challenging like in a one-on-one confrontation when you're like talking with someone like it puts him such in a different mindset because he's like leaning in front of you

and it's like a really weird posture that it like throws you off apparently that's like like he's so obsessed with that kind of thing that's his mindset for his weird shoes he gets custom made but he he looks like

oh this is cringy but when I when I was young in primary in secondary school I used to do this this T-Rex impression I thought of it I wasn't going to bring it up you've put yourself into it where like you stick your ass out

like and stand like a reptile and it was for humour's sake not to be intimidating. Yeah, you had to make sure you were like jackknifing at the middle point but your ass was out. Yeah, like squat basically.

Yeah, look, I just put a picture in our group chat of what he looks like. Yeah, I've seen that exact picture. I saw it in a meme. Yeah, yeah. It's just fucking bizarre. That's why.

Yeah. Apparently he's really self-conscious about his height, and because he's around with these really tall politicians, he feels like he needs to wear these shoes. It's all this really fragile ego thing. Oh, that's really strange. The fucking caption on it, and he'd be laughed. Yeah, yeah. Why? I'm confused. Why, that's really bad posture, though. Yeah.

He looks like he's going to fall over. He's got this, like, incredible balancing act going on. You know what I'm saying? He's so, like, strong in his, in the back of his legs, because they're holding him up, stopping him falling over. That's strange. Weird. Yeah, I can't deal with it. Why does he, he's the fucking president of America. Why does he need to assert any more dominance than he would have?

Yeah. Ridility, dude. That is, that screams it more than anything. If you're getting custom shoes made. that make you like a couple inches taller and make your post it that bizarre you're down some kind of I wonder how much will be revealed about him

and his administration you know not in the next like few years but a few decades time yeah that's true that's one thing I've been like early 2020 I was like hyped because I knew this year was going to be the presidential election so we were going to get some

mighty fine entertainment as sad as it is for the people who actually have to live there Um, but now, because I, I, I'd convince myself that like, he's just going to win again. But now, I really don't know because of just, just the craziness of 2020 so far. Well, I, I don't want to say anything because last election, we actually did a video. I don't think if I ever saw the light of day, but we talked about, um, shit, you're right. I forgot who we, who we think is going to be, um, like elected. And I said there is no way

that Donald Trump is going to be present It just doesn't make sense And then fucking lo and behold He became Just that So yeah I ain't I'm even going to Suggest that I'm either way I'm fascinated

Yeah definitely I'll be watching with Anticipation for sure I don't really know really If I start even think about politics You know my mental health will just like plummet Like lower than already is But like

Why can't America just have like Just a candidate that isn't shit For once Because there was one and he's not anymore He's given up I just don't get how you can get so many shit people Like in the ways Like at a time like Biden

Well because that's what they want though That's what the powers that we want Yeah, I mean there's lots of bad leaders all over the world too Like Our last election wasn't exactly like the greatest option Didn't we don't have the best options I'm out Yeah Oh there was one thing I needed to bring up actually about

That really triggered some jar fans That I need to apologise for I brought up this anime called Parasite the Maxim Oh, that really shit anime And I was like making fun of it And I was like, yeah, like, rips off Attack on Titan and stuff like that. Apparently, the manga came out, like, decades before Attack on Titan came out. No, that doesn't mean anything, though, because we weren't talking about the manga.

No, I understand their point, though. Their point was that I was probably more pointing at, like, what are they called Shonen? Is that the type of anime it is? There's, like, different types of anime. And there's, like, in the genre that it is, it's like, it has certain tropes, basically. And that's what I was complaining about. an attack on Titan happens to have is similar crossover

in that regard so I thought I'd bring it up and bring up one more thing do you guys know what the word strash means yes no what does it mean it means to have a stash

of grass is that really no that can't be right no it's not I'm bullshitting no because I just found this video game with the most bizarre name it's of course Japanese and I think it's

a shit series of dungeon something hang on let me find it yeah Dragon Quest it has the name Dragon Quest The Adventures of Die Infinity Strash Dragon Quest colon

The Adventures No the Adventure of Die colon infinity strash What the fuck does I mean? Yeah, that's why I just wanted to pose to you guys to see if I could get an answer. Stash with an R. No, S-T-R-A-S-H. This might be some dragon quest, like, lore or something, but like, of course, it's a square unit's game.

They love doing that kind of shit. Just colon upon colon, upon strash, upon revolutions. Never fucking ends with him. Wait, I've just googled it. I'll say James would know, being the resident weird, but I guess not. Oh, it's not a valid Scrabble word, as all this website says, so... You're telling me it's made up? Yeah.

Like, uh, Octopath Traveller, which is an awesome game, but it's such a bad name. No, that makes sense, though. It makes sense, but it's not a name. that's going to like convince anyone to buy it like it doesn't sound cool Final Fantasy sounds cool The Final Adventure yeah it does Final Fantasy is a sick name

It's never the final advance Octopath Traveller is a stupid fucking name I'm sorry Borderlands There are eight different paths And you're a traveller It's so fucking clever

Wouldn't it be Octopath Travellers Man I don't know You could play that game just as like one If you really wanted to I don't know Yeah Who gives a shit?

Hang on, I found a thing that says, um, sorry. Strasch says floods are slow moving and usually less lethal than earthquakes. So it's like an environmental hazard, a Strasch. Yes. Okay, Strasch on the Urban Dictionary. Strasch is the most awesome digity, dank, dugs from Humboldt. It is also anything that is super, is awesome and super sick

to expel F-I-C Super sick Dude, this is it used in context Dude, where do you put your strash Let's get strashed My Facebook friends are totally Strash when they tag me and shit

I still don't feel Any more enlightened than I did really I think the true answer is that it's not an actual word And it shouldn't be in the title I mean, maybe somebody who watches, we'll have fucking played the game or some shit. Yeah, we'll get a four-paragraph comment about why Strach. I'm actually like the most crucial thing. We're missing out for not knowing it.

So what we've been keeping ourselves entertained with at the moment? Well, something we should have moved on to immediately, really, past the Black Lives Matter subject. Oh. Run the Jewels RtJ4 came out. Yeah, that was on my list, but I was saving. It's very topical. No, let's talk about it. RTJ4, what are our thoughts?

Alex, give me out of ten. Oh, I don't want to do that kind of shy. Go do it, child. No, not, no. I didn't, I haven't thought about this in any way. I've only thought about my ranking of the albums. I haven't, I don't have a number for any of the RTJ albums, though. I don't really think of it.

Jamie Walsh. I have ten, what is it? Um, nine I give it a solid date racist fine I'd give it a solidate double racist

they've got a funny line in it I don't know yet to be perfectly honest with you it takes ages I have listened to the album a lot I have as well and I've not yeah really I'd wait a listen to it once so loser

I've listened to at least most the album probably every day since it's been released. Yeah, I'm close on that as well. Wow. So what's your Run the Jewel's ranking then? Where do you think it sits on the...

It's just simple. It kind of... R.T.J. 2's the best. Sorry. No, no, no, no, no. I can argue this because RTJ3 has more... It has better songs and more of them, but it's a bigger album. You've got to consider that.

so that's why RTJ choose the best RTJ2 and I'd say three and four are joined and then meow and one are joined okay so none of us agree it's their best album or anything

it's just like a really good entry for the most part that happens to summarize 2020 really well I saw yeah I think it's it's affected me the most like emotionally I guess

I got some shit to say that you've all reminded me of something that I thought the other day about it which was wait can I you know what else had anything and anything but no no go in go in okay so for the album artwork the reason everyone likes it so much is yeah it's really nice to look at but also it couldn't exist without the previous ones you couldn't have this deconstruction of run the jewels album arts you know because one two and three wouldn't have existed

So I was thinking about how Four's artwork exists because one, two, and three existed, but the album doesn't, to me, sound like they've moved on, especially from three. To me, it sounds like, it doesn't sound like the natural progression. It doesn't sound like anything really change in the same way the artwork has. The album, I'm like, you guys kind of be sounding like a lot of the same ideas you were tossing around a few years ago. I think they, instead of, like, moving on from RTJ3, it sounds like, They've gone back to the sound of RTJ2. Yeah, I see.

Made it sound like cleaner. Yeah. I think that's because I think I'm disappointed because where we were promised something that's really hard. I was expecting something kind of, I don't know, kind of rough in that RTJT way and it wasn't like that. I don't know yet though because I've only listened to it like twice and my, all my like headphone listening to thing time has been ruined because I don't walk anywhere

anymore. So it's all just, yeah. The album isn't nearly as aggressive as two or three. It's quite soft. I completely disagree. I don't mean like lewically, it's still very hard, but like

the production. It's because it's so nicely mastered. Yeah. But it's just not mixed and mastered. Sorry. Two different things. I'm interested though, Alex. What's your order? for me um

three two uh four one is my current order that's only with one listen on for this as I say is definitely subject to change yeah about the like hooks of the the songs do you think

because that's what I'm really drawn to is that and then uh some substance behind like the word play and the you can tell you one that it doesn't it doesn't appeal to me very much is just they don't really I completely agree I kind of like what they were going for

with the you know different things and it's like because you're a scholar because you're a doll you know I like that I like the way that all fucking progresses but then I was I'm just sort of like bored by the song and I think that Zach De La Rocha is totally

fucking wasted on the track it sounds like no one is interested in being there everyone sounds lazy and bored except for me Raleigh's one yeah yeah Zach De La Rocha is screaming the hook there or whatever that that

yeah okay yeah Zach De La Rocha wants to be here why the fuck don't L.P. Kill a Mike and Feral why are they not interested? Yeah, Farrel sounds particularly like bored. Maybe that's the point. Maybe because, you know, it's like, look at all these people posing on your dollar, you know, maybe it's meant to be a point

about how, you know, they're disaffected and profiting or some shit, I don't know. But this is a very exciting song, my opinion. This is something though, every RTJ album in my opinion has like one bad song. That's gold. That's the stay gold. I think this song is way better than Stay Gold. Yeah, no, definitely.

It's better than Stey. It isn't nearly as bad as you actually think it is. Yeah, it's worse. It's actually great. It's a bad song. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not. Yeah, I don't like gold and there's that one from R.T.J.2.

What about... Cunning the dick or day? Flit in the mouth of day. That's not. that's funny as fuck though it's just it's funny but it's just it's just funny but it's just it's not something I would listen to

unless I was looking for a giggle um I like that they on that song I acknowledge the sort of feminist angle of you know clay in his mouth I like that they bring it around to that that's the only thing that makes the song

um like it redeems it for me I remember the first time I listened to it the first time I was like really guys I thought you're above this kind of shit and then when it comes in at the end it's like okay you got me this belongs I suppose well I mean that's the thing with their quote unquote bad songs you're forgetting

something bad just sort of like less exciting you're like compared to the rest of the album it's it's kind of a waste you're you're forgetting that thieves thieves is in RTJ 3 their worst song ever it's thieves it's fucking no it is not that song is not terrible

no stagold is much better than no it is not right now I'm going on Spotify and I'm going to listen to Thieves. I like Thieves. Thieves is really good. What have you done? That's a good one. What's the...

No, that one's fucking awesome. The opening is so good. Yeah, Thieves isn't at the six song. And the outro is really good. Man, what are you talking about? And stay gold. Yeah, no. Me and Alex discovered this in a car drive.

Like, all the songs that we love from RTJ, James thinks is, like, not really good. No, no, no, give me your top four, why not? Top four songs, give me them. Why top four? I guess it was four albums. No, no, yes. Give me your favorite song from each album. So it wasn't.

You just. Yes, just don't ignore it. Just do it. Okay. Blockbuster Night Part 1. Yeah, that's my favorite from two. Yeah. So you want a favorite from each album?

Yep. Okay, um, yeah, Blockbuster Night, part one. Banana Clipper, probably? I, I really like a Christmas fucking miracle. Best song, that song is really good. For me, it's banana clipper. Um, I'm gonna, I really like Meow Puddy. Oh, Meow the Jules.

That shit, fucking slats, dude. On, on Meow the Jules, the best one is probably all Miao Life. Because I, Miao the Jew was worth listening to then, because I would just, I never bothered. It's just remixes of Run the Jewels 2. But it's different enough to be worth it. No, honestly, listen to Meow Puddy. It's just the first song from R.T.J. 2. It's really good, the Meow 1.

Run the Jewels 3, I mean... It might be Kill Your Masters, just that second half of the final track. I really like Thursday in the Danger Room. Hmm. Yeah. That's my favorite from... I can't choose one from three, which is why I think it's...

Three is really difficult. Yeah, I think... It's an album of hits. I was also thinking about that yesterday. It's an album of hits. Yeah. Maybe that's why it's appeal to me as much as two, because I don't know. I don't know.

I think, um, like your first Run the Jewel's album, like, you're always going to... Yeah, I think two was my first. I have a thing for that, because the first Run the Jewel's song I heard was Legend has it, and that song is obviously a fucking banging. yeah the combo that was the first thing i heard of those was legend has it going straight into called ticketron yeah called ticketron it's like damn this is yeah this is a good place to start um then r tj 4 it's got some good songs man probably the last song a few words for the firing

squad yeah that's probably my favorite from r tj 4 as well when it because both my favorite song from RTJ 3 and 4 use like this really tasteful sacks mm-hmm yeah in terms of like oh man weaving an emotion into a song sex has the power

you know what I'm saying it's like someone weeping you know that the instrument weeps yeah and it goes so well with their style as well I like the um walking in snow a lot

yeah that is a good song that that's one of the more powerful songs like yeah it caught me off guard with the I can't yeah fucking yeah when he said that like it it really just had a fucking inert reaction from me like it makes a song the more powerful

when they're referencing something from 2014 and it's fucking and it's just as relevant yeah yeah yeah that's how fucking powerful it's wise well they've been preaching this shit for like years we go back to the music like yeah consistency to the the angle they've been taking that's another thing with this album it's really open my eyes to like how consistent to their their like morals they've always been yeah like no matter how big they've gotten they've always spoken the truth as it were yeah didn't they release the album for free yeah yeah i don't understand how they make money honestly if they i guess live shows yeah i mean that's how most um their logo yeah that's how most um their logo yeah that's

how most artists or musical artists make money now. I suppose streams on Spotify. Yeah, because and pirating and stuff. Yeah. Which I think it's fine by me. Any final thoughts on RTJ4 before we go into part two?

The end of a few words of the firing squad? Like the sort of out, you know, same name for a team. There's one thing about this. This song feels like a farewell. It feels like it's the end of the RTJ. But it's not though. Do you think so? I know it's not. It feels like...

They're never going to... I was thinking about them. They're going to keep going to keep going to they die. They're never going to stop doing this because the music is so connected to like their form of protest. Yeah, true. So they'll never stop. And it's all made by just them

too with the co-lapse, right? Like the production being done by LP makes a difference, I think. Yeah. No, I think, I know, I think I might be wrong in saying this but there's other people involved in the production of this album

LP producers except for any places where noted otherwise but that's because he has people either assist in the production or the post production elements

of him of his beat making because he has other people master and mix and shit it's a team I was reading I read all the credits for it I don't know I just saw it on

Twitter and Reddit. As in I saw it on Twitter and then I read it. I did not see it on Reddit. I'm not a Reddit user. You're not a Redditor, you're a Twitter. Yeah. Okay, we'll be back. Okay, we won't.

To be fair, my favourite song of them is even one of their songs. It's a DJ Shadow song. Is that song good? I saw it there, but I haven't listened to it yet. Kings and Queens is fucking incredible. Okay. It just feels so good

So much life Passion It's what you need Okay I'll have to give it a listen But in the meantime We'll be back after these messages Want a dick on a shirt

Check the description below Welcome back to the second half of the car So we answer questions From the JAR community If you want to leave your own questions Head over to the Reddit We'll answer whatever we see fit Let's start with this one from

Iron Helmet 8-222 who I think we've actually answered this before at some point but it might have changed what's each member's favorite flavor of ice cream nice little wholesome one to get us oh that's easy are we talking like you know classic flavors like one word flavors like another chocolate strawberry or like variety ones because it really depends jerry's count yeah it's not like a flavor unless you like specify it because like as a general rule vanilla based stuff if we're talking from the shops I always like it was vanilla based

Alex hates vanilla based I'm just going to say actual eating plain ice cream like that is the worst just have like an Oreo ice cream where something like that like the Oreo biscuit sandwich ice creams are fucking incredible they're not fucking incredible they're pretty good but I'd sooner eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's that no Ben and Jets doesn't count because that's never one flavor that's like a combination

well then I don't know best ice cream bread is like shit in Italy How would you agree with that to it? No, I disagree. Because we're not talking about gelato. We're talking about shitty ice cream. What, no, then. If we're talking about shitty ice cream, and then I'm including Ben and Jerry's because I'm not going to be,

I like it when I eat the cheap Tesco vanilla. It's shit, and I don't like that. Okay, how about this way? How about this way? We're at an ice cream van, and it's one of the ones we've got to choose the flavors, and they're putting three scoops on a cone. An ice cream van.

I'm not an ice cream parlor, because ice cream vans never have good ice cream, do they? They have shitty witty. Let's say it's like a cool city, trendy one. Yeah, okay. I'll take that. Reframe it for me. I can't imagine it otherwise. I quite like Mr. Whippies, not going to lie.

I do like Mr. Whippies. They're good, aren't they? Yeah, you just sort of... I'm gonna say, I think they're shit. Nah, they're fucking awesome. Yeah, you get a fat-ass flake in there. I'm going back here, then. The flake is the best bit, though.

It is not the only bit of worth from this shitty Mr. Wippey. No, they're not shitty. They're so good. They are fucking shit. They're so tasty. They're delicious and they don't like hurt. Do you know what I mean? It's not even like real ice cream.

I don't know what you mean. It's like a different... They're not cold, are they? Yeah, they're not cold. They're warm. It's like they're great, though. Well, they're not warm. They are.

You put your tongue on it and it's like fucking warm. No, but no, my point is they're not too like... Like, they're just so easy. It doesn't have the ice bit. It's just cream. You're just eating cream. Yeah, basically, but cream with deliciousness and flake. They're not, though.

Like, the amount of things you can get there now, which are just superior. Name one. Name one. Bubble gum ice. I don't know what it's good to do. Just get a fab. I'd always get like a fab, or something like that. Fabs are shit.

Fabs are objectively worse than Mr. Wickees. No, there was fab, there was those, do you remember those things that were like that green? little, like, it looked like a mini dustbin full of like green ball balls. I love those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. Wait, what? Screwballs? No, no, no, no, no, no.

What are we talking about right now? It's like an ice cream thing you buy from an ice cream band. Well, they're like in a plastic cone and they're bubble going at the bottom. Yeah. Screwball? That's called a screwball. They were in a, they were kind of circular at the bottom, and they came in orange or green, and they're just small

frozen balls of ice, flavored ice. I don't know what the fuck that is. I know what a screwball is because it's just a bit of bubble going with the bottom with the crappy ice cream. You bought what looked like a little like

bin. It looked like a little bin and you like opened the little hatch and it had these little green balls of like ice that you just down. When I was a kid that's all I wanted.

They were the best. That was the goal with the ice cream man. Nah, nah. Here's a controversial take. You go to like Indian restaurant. No, no.

The penguin ice cream fucking Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Actually, no, wait, I've got, you know those ice creams where they were white

and they had like green ice cream like wapped around it and it was red at the top? I've got them in my freezer. I'm going to go grab them and get them. Twisters? I think so. They're fucking old.

Twisters. White and green with the red. Yeah, they're not very nice. They were, they were, I never understood. should the appeal of them. Fabs, I just want to say, since we moved away from it, fabs are terrible. They are

shit dear. But, and yet everyone always had them. Fuck, fabs. They were way more convenient, because you basically got three ice creams in one, because of the... Nobbly bobblies. All right? Way worse for you, but fucking awesome. What the fuck were they? Nobbley bobblies are like pink

and sprinkles all over them and shit. Oh, no, they were awful. They actually called nobly bobblies. They actually called nobly bollies. They're actually called nobly bollies. Americans are listening to it. The fuck is wrong with these people. I bought a knobbly-bubbly from bibbly bambris earlier.

The UK's got a weird obsession with knobs, like hob-nobs, knobbly-bblis. What's the fucking deal? Nobnobley bobblies are nobly and bobbly. It fucking makes sense. What about hoblobs then? I don't get that. You don't know any explanation for them.

They're just goat biscuits. I've got nothing. I don't. I don't get it. The only good one was that other small ice balls. And it was it. You know,

I'm going on fucking Tesco grocery right now. Fuck you. Getting some nobly bubblies. What about the chok ice? I hope you get a fucking chop ice.

I actually love a chok ice. They're terrible but someone offered me yeah, fucking obviously. They really remind me of like primary school.

Yeah, that's why I hate them so much. Magnum, man. Magnums were high tier. Magnum's a Yeah. Magnum almonds

because they had had like crunchy like nut stuff obviously had fucking almonds in it but yeah cornetto's fuck you the wow trees hey

I like canettos yeah cornettos are cool they feel like they were the one I would always pick yeah it was cornettos too fair someone off of me a cornetto wouldn't say no twisters can suck a dick they're fuck twisters

there's someone out there who like loves them and like the classic like mum one is like Ooh, I'm going to have a Salero, because for some reason they're, like, you know, they're for diets, but they're not at all. It's just, like, sugary juice. No, that being said, though, calipos? They kind of... Cullipos are good.

I like Cullipos. Mm-hmm. Damn. Not very good for, like, refreshing you, because your mouth just ends up, you know, you're thirsty than you were before. It's so sweet. Yeah, the stickiness. When you... And there's fucking Cullipo things when it was, like, right at the very end.

And there was... It was just like syrup. A bit of ice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like a bit of syrup that you just have to down. No, we've got to admit, Vianetta is the OG.

I haven't had one since I was about six. Putting. Yeah, same. To be honest, I don't have ice cream that often, and when I do, it's just Ben and Jerry's. So I see the, like, the founders or something. Yeah, got arrested right? He's got arrested for being in the protest in America.

They released, like, the best corporate statement. It's Ben and Jerry's and Lego. that released these great yeah I'll have me to be awesome fuck yeah Ben jerry is where it's at they're the only

corporate ice cream brand I'll be buying yeah damn got weight with like peanut butter crunch flavor I kind of want to try but you know

I'm afraid of peanut butter crunch it might suck and I might avoid with saltiness on it it might be nice for a couple boats and then

then the salt really gets There's some, what's the good Ben and Jerry's flavor? It's, um, it's about like fish food. It's got a polar bear on it, and it's related to like the ice caps in some fucking regard. And it was like back for a little while. I was too scared to buy it and because the last time I went for a risky Ben and Jerry's, it was very... Baked Alaska.

Got it. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Fucking awesome. Best flavor. Nah, no, no. Not best flavor. Best flavor.

You've got to remember if ice cream, it can't. melt too quickly. Oh, shatty. Got little white chocolate bits in it. I don't even like white chocolate that much, but it just works. Dude, I love white chocolate, so I'll probably love white chocolate. It's got a little marshmallows in it too. It's good. It's good one.

Where did we start with this? It was our favorite flavor. I'm pretty sure we answered it in a roundabout way. House of Leaves 9 says, if you could be anyone for a day, who would it be? can they be alive dead what do we talk they don't specify so just answer whatever you feel like

what about fictional characters yeah I'd say that I've answered this before I'm sure we've answered some because the question is bad because it's just like I'm going to become a hot I'm going to go into the body of a horrible person just to kill them kill myself but if you kill yourself your conscience goes with it

well that I'm smart of the cause I don't I'm ready to take that with it What if the rule was, just at the end of that day, once the time is up, you just go back no matter what state. Okay. So if you time it perfectly, so that you jump off a building and then just before you hit the ground, your consciousness goes back. Yeah. Well, who would your answer be then, James? Well, okay, there's different layers of chaos.

I can do some good, or I can just go into, just, no, someone's a bit of a dick and just, like, binge eat the worst thing all night until then. leave. Well, they just die, though. It wouldn't really do that much damage, would it? No, because they'd get them a big... Well, they wouldn't die, though. It's not about dying. It's about getting them, like... Alcohol poisoning.

Alcohol poisoning is a much better way of doing it. No, because that means I have to drink it. Don't like alcohol. Because you'd have the taste of alcohol, that and that. So it's just like, you just eat fudge cakes all day. I think I would... Um, I'd pick Joe Rogan and make a bunch of podcasts shouting out Jarl. That's a pretty good idea to be honest.

Oh no, I would just be Joe Diaz just so I can just get it, understand what his life is like when he eats the amount of edibles he does. That's it. Um, what would I do? I kind of want to see what it's like. to be like the Amazon CEO or something just for a day Jeff Bezos

yeah just hop into the body of Bezos just for 24 hours just see what it's like The body of Bezos make a documentary about it I spent 24 hours in Jeff Bezos this is what I found well they're like fucked up secrets and shit you could find becoming Bezos that would be what you'd have to call it Coming Bezos

You could have Jeff Bezos officially like name Argi his child Argi Bezos It would not be I'd just adopt you Yeah

Yeah That's what you could do You could like Email a lawyer And like sneakily Have you added into like a will or something Oh yeah You just wouldn't notice it until

Yeah You know It's too late Yeah so find some like rich Like billionaire Who's like on his deathbed Become him for 24 hours Sneak into the will

and then there's been legal cases where that stuff can get written part of when the person's already died like that won't work then you become implicated in like their death or something oh that's the part that wouldn't work yeah booyah yeah anyone else have anyone interesting you could

you could if you really wanted to call some mischief you could like find your favorite Instagram girl become her and then... Alex. No, I'm not going to say anything bad. No, like, you just... You just binge it for 24 hours.

What happens to you, though? Where does your body go? Is it just, like, left, like, inert somewhere? Yes. In your bed. Oh, or do they become you for a bit? Alex, can you finish this whole Instagram model thing that you just went on?

What are you planning? Yeah, I was going to say, binge eat for 24 hours, and then they wake up the next morning and they're like so bloated and then I'm just like there you go. Just for one day.

Isn't that what I just said? Isn't that what I said you just make some bingey? No, but you didn't have the Instagram angle. No, but why? You can just do that to... Because they're all like vapid

and only care about their looks so it's like a big deal for them. Oh my God, I'm really blunted. Maybe just like... I don't know. We could just be the doom guy and like kill a load of politicians or something.

Really violent. Okay, that's a bit extreme. Isn't it? Okay, fine. Make you a bit harder. Be Minecraft Steve. We're the same thing. That could be a really intense experience.

24 hours in Minecraft, but you're actually in the game. No, it's like a horror movie. Yeah, it's called Vio. Catch up. Oh, fuck. No, but it would be like Yu-Kio, where you die in the game,

you die in real life. That's not Yu-Gi-O. It is Yu-I-O-Gio. No, that's only if they're in the soul realm. Yeah, yeah, when they go into the realm. The shadow realm, sorry. You don't read you. You die in real life. So you're going to understand. Yeah.

What is it where if you die? Banish to the shadow realm, whatever. Spike is 3D? Spike is 3, but isn't there something else, though? Tron. Tron does it if you get de-resed. Yeah, they all do it, don't they? Anything that's like set in a virtual. Do they do it?

Oh, it's the matrix. It's the fucking matrix. you die in the Matrix, you die in real life. That's right, yeah, yeah. It's like an essential rule they have to have, otherwise the entire event has no stakes, yeah. Okay, Lego Lifestyle asks, if you were forced to have an offspring, would you rather have your own kid

or make a clone of yourself? No, genetic modification, silly's. No, I'd just have a kid. I'd have my own, just a child, you know, maybe he'd have a better chance, you know. Why would you want a clone of yourself unless you just wanted to fuck it? That's my question. But if a clone of yourself and the question was about having a child,

are you not going to raise the clone like it's your son? Why would you clone yourself and then have a baby clone instead of the clone just being like your age? Because that's how it works. You've got a, you can't just, you know? So we're going by Clone Wars rules. Well, we have a slowed down clone. So we have our own little bobber. Well, when you put it that way?

You see? That was some fucking Major League projection just then. For what part? Why would you have a clone if you weren't just going to fuck it? It's because I was remembering every time you brought up clones on the jarcast. Every time you've brought up clones, you've talked about fucking it. And a portal gun usually gets tossed into the situation. Portal gun, clone fun.

James has been quiet this whole time I just have a kid I don't need to claim the I'm just so put off by the phrasing of force to have offspring it's in this opening way oh gee oh the more you think about it the worse it gets

they bring you to you're being kidnapped and they just put you in a dungeon it's like the Futurama snoo snoo episode especially because like offspring is like such a it's like an animal

animal swim around a wood I always think of Rogues. Yeah, like amphibians or reptiles. Sporn. Sporn, yeah. Like a giz-of-war enemy or something. Um...

I'd have a clone, sure, whatever. Surely the whole appeal of having your own child over a clone is the... It's not for... Is it you? But it is you at the same time, instead of being literally you. It's like a combination But if someone's forcing you to have offspring Surely you don't have a choice at all

Actually the forced angle makes a huge difference If you're forced to have like a normal kid with someone who's forcing you And they're like a weird creep who's like captured you Surely it would be better to just be cloned And you don't have to have relations with them or whatever It kind of depends Unless they just get like a turkey baster and just harness some of your fluids.

Anything else in that one? Yeah, clone. So come around, we all want our own little bobber, basically. Yeah. No, I'd want a kid. It depends, because if the clone was going to be, like, yeah, if it was like just another one of me, of my same interest, it'd be kind of sick. But then again, I don't know, I watched that whole fucking TV show, Paul Rudnett. And I don't know, that does a pretty good job of exploring the fact that actually having a clone of all your memories

would suck because it would want to have all of the relationships you have, but it can't because you already do. So it would just want to kill you? So you just want to kill each other? It would want to kill you and then you'd have to kill it. So it would have just having a child. What if you had no relations? But then all you'd have is you and the clone. It would suck.

Yeah, all you would need is each other. I don't want a fucking call. Banks and playing with yourself. That was what that was called, that show. Thanks for the question, Lego Lifestyle. I hope you have a good offspring in the future. Noodles Unite says, Have the Jar Boys ever done an MBTI personality test? And if so, what are your results and your thoughts on personality tests in general?

So do we all fuck around with this test thing and get a result? I know me and Jim did. Did James even do one? Yeah, I did do it. I did not You didn't do it No Okay

That's not Because I've done Alex I've done every single type of test online About all of these things I'm just me I don't know It's telling me

What I already know Because I'm me I don't get it Fair enough What are you then Jim What's your personality According to this MBTI test

Your personality type is mediator That doesn't surprise me because that's what my one is as well Oh really? I N-F-E-T Yep Yep

What's yours? I was thinking about that Executive E-S-T-J-A So what are the like main characteristics of an executive Hang on Wait hold on

I've got to open Safari now to like get the little thingy back up I didn't screenshot the important bit which was pretty stupid of me on this one it's it doesn't take very long to fill out and you get quite an expansive kind of report back

that you can read about it I read the whole thing you can just get like an overview but you can read a thing about it apparently I'm a representative of tradition and order there's so many stupid

little buzzwords in here though oh yeah all of these kind of things are filled with buzzwords there's nothing that's just like a nice one or two sentence thing it's just endless buzzwords okay let's put it this way then what were your thoughts when you look through your results did you agree with it

did you find it was wildly inaccurate to what you believe or what do you think about I thought it was you know that it was fine you know I thought it's fine well yeah because whenever you hear personality test my mind

jumps to like, which Harry Potter character are you? Yeah. Are you wise? Which Ben and Jerry's flavour are you? Yeah, exactly. Like that kind of stuff. But I don't know, this one seems better than the average one. I don't know.

I had done a little research on the behind the scenes of it. But, yeah. Yeah. I've done one before a while ago that was way more in depth, but I couldn't tell you what it was called because I don't remember. And that was more interesting because the questions were it repeated itself a lot

and I guess it was trying to find inconsistency you know the more it does it the more it sees you yeah breaking you know whatever consistency you may have had because it yeah and then it finds out more about you I really wish James had done it to be honest

because then because I find that me and Jim got the exact same result and they're like what 20 different titles or something be curious to know what James would have gotten but he's too cool for tests I've done this stuff I've done this stuff for

I'm just trying to find it for when I did it. You've probably got J-A-M-E-S. I think they're interesting little thought experiments. I don't know if you should really like invest your whole life. Well, yeah. Oh, this is... M-I-L-F-8. Not funny.

Not funny. Jump. Don't do it. You'll lose money. don't jump over the edge. I was thinking about that, about people raising the same household, having like similar understandings of value and how,

I don't know, like people fall out with their brothers and sisters and shit, but then ultimately, I don't know. I was just thinking about that, about brothers and I was like, well, people, you know, they will raise the same way.

Brothers and sisters, their similar ages will probably raise the same fucking way. So they're just going to be similar. There are two siblings that are like identical, but then hop over to another family and say they're like three kids and like they couldn't be more different each one of them

you know yeah I don't know I guess that there's no consistent yeah it is interesting now for sure okay this might be the worst read it in it I can't read this I'm sorry are there any terribly cringy rap

lyrics that you know and can recite by heart mine would be a machinima Minecraft mob rap that I listened to as a kid particularly the creepers line don't mistake me for a walking penis who's burned into the back of my skull oh

well I don't know are we gonna are we doing gimmick rap or are we doing real rap I'd say real I don't I don't give you shit about my because like for gimmick rap like I can I can tell you one from this awful cuphead rap but like by who I don't know but it's like because I'm not the type of cup

you should be drinking from and it's it's really cringe The whole thing is It was a TikTok Or musically trend From Oh dear What about the

What about the Star Wars one? Oh That's true Um I I fucking know it But

I need to get the start of it Otherwise I can't I'm forced to run Untadagabar Yeah I used to know Every fucking word to that thing Yeah

Yeah so did I What's the really Well-known bit though skywalker will have you whatever um you know you know shit you have to search it whatever well clearly we don't know it so we can't use it as an answer yeah what a great answer um i'd say hally berry or hallelujah pick your poison tell me what you're pooing tell me what you're doing oh is that what you do remind me what that's wrong remind me what that's It's Kendrick Lamar

It's not the east of the west of the West No it's not He mentions Halliberry so many times So what's that from? Hallelujah Pick your Puzma, tell me what you're doing Yeah, it's doing Oh yeah

That's on damn, is it? No I was just trying to trigger Rubin Because I think it's money to It's gonna say Yeah It's fucking money truth Yeah

Because everybody I'm respect to shoot her but the one in front of the gun lives forever There's so many choices I'm gonna have to find what it's fucking cool Every song from Yeezers What is like bidding my master It's a disaster

Guy Walker we're after The animation is so terrible It's classical Oh we got Death Star They repeat we got Death Star yeah I'm gonna stop watching that it's embarrassing sorry one someone had to do the research I'm trying to find what the fuck he's called

um he's like a really popular rapper um bring it back was that what it's called oh my god yeah bring it you know shit little yottie yeah bring it back um I would say that entire song is my answer just the whole thing You know all the lyrics

Yeah when he goes Yeah that bit I can't recite it by heart I can just saying bring it back Like that that's the part I remember Yeah that song is really bad But my understanding is people quite like him, so I guess I'm in the minority.

He's kind of fallen off these days. I actually saying that, his song still get loads of listens. He's just not... That's the thing. He's nowhere near what he, you know, could have been in terms of popularity, I don't think. He still gets like 14 million monthly listeners. For reference, like, Run the Jules get, what, three? Yeah.

God James you got any no really a single one oh I got one I got one Jay Cole Land of the Snakes I came out the womb with my dick hard

because my issue of it is like it's funny but at the same time in the same song he's talking about you know snakes trying to undermine him but then also he's joking about having sex with all these people the time and how he came out the womb

with his dick hard and it just doesn't like work because it's like so because he wants to be taken seriously and he's discussing that edgy like wow so many snakes I'm a rapper and then he says that and it's just doesn't work it's not a funny song yeah

okay we have something you can answer James from a Markiki boy who says in your is New Vegas as good as they say video you guys said that your main issue is with the gameplay and graphics, and your overall grade was a very positive view on the story. Well, I'm just wondering if you've heard of Fallout 4 New Vegas,

they're a mod team aiming to recreate New Vegas in Fallout 4's engine. Oh, blah. Ballout 4 does not play that great. Well, I think it's a lot better than New Vegas. It is a lot better, but it's still not good. I get James's point. It's like updating it to something that's already, like, really out of date. Yeah, but I think for a mod team,

it would be pretty impressive if they could do that it's the same with like the mod team doing oblivion into Skype well they're bernical RPG everyone's hustling out there making great games what what I would play the problem is it's a mod and I've tried to get New Vegas to work on p on like PC of mods and it's horrible I don't even want to try a fallout four it's easy with fallout four no but this mod might not go through the steam whatever. But it's easier for a 4-4

New Vegas is just notoriously difficult to... Yeah, I've never had a problem modding a game when I've chosen to. I have. Just face it, because New Vegas is bad. It's so easy. Yeah, New Vegas is...

Let it go. You want us to let go of Halo 3? You let go of fucking New Vegas. How about that? No, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, stop. You say, you... When have I ever told you to let go of Halo 3? All the... Okay, Halo.

Of Halo. Fallout's been dead. I've let go. I don't give a fuck about it like Fallout. Like at all. And I haven't in a very long time. Really? You wouldn't buy a new Fallout game?

Let go of Outer Worlds because that game was trash. It was lame. Fallout's dead and it always will be. I'm never buying one ever again. Damn. Would you buy a second outer world? I'd never buy anything, Professor Only again. Perci's shit.

They're fucking cons. Fuck them. Damn. Have you seen Outer Worlds as coming to Switch? Yeah. Yeah. I think that goes to show how, like, outdated it is. It could essentially...

Isn't Demon Tunnel coming to Switch, though, right? For real? 3's on Switch. Yeah. Well, that further proves my point about Doom. What about Witcher 3? That's genius. No, Bioshock did come out last.

gen. Yeah, that's true. That is true. Which of Three, though, actually don't really impressed a job making it work on Switch. Pretty close to the new gen. Like, it came out the same time as Fallout 4. Yeah, it did. 2015. Speaking of, so, yeah. Which is the same year as Metal Gear Solid 5 and Batman Arkham Knight, and they both look great. Yeah. Fallout 4 is no excuse to be in garbage. No. I've been playing the Witcher, like, consistently for months just like on and off and that game is just fucking mind-blowingly good

it's kind of unfair yeah it's kind of cringy anyway next question otherwise I'll just talk about the Witcher for a couple hours yeah we can't hero of chaos 98 says question for James the official Jarkas Weebu

what is your least favorite anime trope uh what is it James I'm curious um It's hard to, that's a hard question because I don't watch like the typical anime that airs every season that is full of tropes most of the time. So what about those ones that you avoid annoys you? What tropes annoy you in those ones?

Just the way anime is. What do you mean like the, the, uh-huh, uh-huh, shit, because that's my answer. Yeah, practically yes. It's like the stuff I've recently by watching just hasn't, hasn't got that, like, all that much. So it's just like I don't think about it. It just, I kind of watch it the same way I'd watch like peeky blinders. It's just like I don't get frustrated as shit like that. Just the way anime is is inherently kind of bad almost or annoying.

No, it's just a different like cultural lens you ought to view it through, you know. Like it's just, we just don't write things the same way. So that's like the biggest hurdle. It's like just strange dialogue if you're not if you're like especially if you're watching a dubbed version. It's one of the main reasons. It's always worth going for that original Japanese audio. We get a bit more context.

Without doubt. Subtitles are always the way. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Well yeah, Yakuza, um, Kowami doesn't even, I don't think even has an English option. And if it does, they don't advertise it to you. Yeah, it's just subtitle Japanese. That's the.

default. I didn't ask. It just was that way. Yeah. So that's why I've been playing it. And that's the way to go. I tend to enjoy whatever it is in, like, the language of what it was made in. That makes sense? Yeah. If it's like a movie from France, I want to watch it of subtitles, you know. It doesn't matter what it was wrong. I remember watching Pan's Labyrinth once, and it had, like, an English dub.

It was terrible. The raid with a dub? Awful. Fuck me, is it? Just on watch. Oh, my God. Holy shit, yeah. The raid. Yeah, awful, absolutely awful. Yeah, just don't do it. Greasy nose three has a question for us. One that I've heard more recently,

and apparently it's like a huge issue people have at the UK, that being, explain why the fuck British people put beans on toast. Apparently this is like a huge deal. It's not a huge deal. It's not a huge deal. I'm like really curious to people outside of the UK. Like Americans in particular, they hate this idea putting beans on toast.

I don't, we put, do they not have, like, cheese on toast and all sorts? You can, like, put anything, it's just bread. You just fucking put anything on bread and it's usually. Yeah, just put something savory and salty on bread, and it'll probably taste good. Yeah, especially if you do the old bread, put a bit of, like, greater cheese, then the hot beans on there and it melts the cheese. Yeah, it also preserves the bread. Fucking genius, man.

I don't understand the problem controversial for some reason and frankly you know every country's got a disgusting food thing that they do or have yeah what's that Canadian one they're like

Chips in yeah Putin that sounds awesome chips and great yeah it looks fucking delicious to me it looks like about it's like a similar kind of thing going on where it's just carby wet crap

Slop yeah I don't see how beans on toast can be like considered that offensive especially if you love like breakfast bagels and like all this breakfast food

yeah is there any different what is weird beans are one of your five a day did you know that did you know that the one of your five a day I never thought about that

yeah they count yeah dude and here you were saying here you were saying my fucking beans on pasta was bad that is foul that is disgusting that's a goddamn

that's betraying the Geneva yeah it's gonna broken some rules no no honestly jar fans just listen one sec beans on pasta ain't bad it's actually perfect so let me get this straight you're saying

on air right now yes that you have had and enjoyed beans on pasta beans on macaroni beans on fusely or whatever it's called baked beans on fusely you know what I need to try though

baked beans and spaghetti, that will probably be quite nice. We just have a... Do you have cheese from there as a tin spaghetti? No, fucking cheese and baked beans is fucking gross. See, maybe James is why they have these ideas.

Like, beans on spaghetti is like... Yeah, no, we don't... We don't stand. We don't stand. No, no, no. No, no. Stop. Wait, wait. Spaghetti hoops? No, gross. That's different.

No, it's not. That's just baked beans and spaghetti. No, it's not. They suck. They suck. Beans are so much better. But you just stop, don't judge it until you try it. Okay, get your can of vegetarian tinned, you know, your vegetarian ravioli in a can. Vegetarian. Put that on some toast. That's pretty good.

No. I've never had canned ravioli. Why would you put like a can of beans on spaghetti when you can just like make the actual pasta sauce? Because when I'm working and I've got 20 minutes to make a meal, I'm just pouring pasta and making beans. do you know what I thought that kind of blew my mind what? On a Heinz tomato sauce

can I saw once recommending just having Heinz tomato sauce as a pasta sauce You know I saw a similar thing Heinz barbecue sauce recommending to use it as a marinate Man I'm not going to use your fucking barbecue shit as a marinade

Um barbecue just end of why would you even bother? Shut the fuck up right now. Like not Cheapot Heinz dipping fucking barbecue, so you use of a marinate. Sororacha is a marinated. Yeah, I mean,

saracha involved in a marinated. Well, yeah, you don't just put like one thing. This was advertising it like just to do it as it's one, this is the one thing. You put your meat. You want to throw fucking salt in there, pizza, fucking

grapes dough balls cinnibuns um like cinnamon buns kurujii black ops love that on a bit more pasta yeah

what was the question again oh it was beans on toast we pretty much answered it let's end on this one then pasta is actually nice Wong fat Wang is going to end this what would you realistically do

if you showed up to the podcast after this long quarantine is over and everything is normal except James was a meter tall and a slightly chubby goblin. No one brings it up and everyone acts like nothing is wrong. They even recall, oh, this directed at me. So basically what would happen if everyone apart from you was not acknowledging that James was a chubby goblin who even recalls times where his goblin nature has come in handy in the past. why am I the choppy goblin why wouldn't you be the chubby goblin

it's just their idea I didn't matter who the chubby goblin why wouldn't he be the laughing room I don't want to be a chubby goblin well you have to be yeah in this question your goblin character actually

it seems fine with it well that's not me then because I'm definitely not fine look things are written down they're true it is written that shepherd only shepherd can defeat

The choppy goblins I'm not saying it Nah Um Well my answer to the question would be Just like go along with it Whatever I feel like I'd be so terrified

By the confirmation of goblins being real That I couldn't Bring it up I'd just do the podcast probably for years Just with his fucking goblin I just never address it it. That's it then, fellas.

Any final words for this episode 11 of the corn? Tropic goblins? Crazy goblins. Fuck you. I know, I've got nothing. Okay. Eat beans on toast, if you haven't before,

you fuck. Yeah, genuinely, if that sounds disgusting to you, if you can get hold of it, get hold of some bread and some beans, maybe a bit of cheese. Oh, you want to butter the bread as well. You want to butter the toast. Yeah, it's got to be toasted. Yeah, toasted first.

Otherwise, the bread will just soak up with fucking sauce and be gross. Well, it's not called beans on bread. You know, I kind of like it when you let the toast like cool down and then you butter it so the butter hasn't melted into the toast and then the beans go to it. I kind of like that because then you taste the butter in with the beans. Do you know what I've never done, though? but I feel like it would be quite a good idea is making cheese on toast first with the grill

you know like I'm just putting beans on it and then putting beans on cheese on toast and then cheese on top of the beans on cheese on toast I'm not sure if I hear of this idea ridiculous it's a theory but I'd rather just have cheese on toast on its own at that point

it's an individual pleasure you know no but if you're going to have beans on toast with cheese then what's wrong with beans on cheese because it's melting different Yeah, I mean, like, I don't know. It might just be weird, Jim. You might have just, I don't know.

It's like black magic. Yeah. Right, James, take us away. I'd like to say that you should try babies on pasta because it's actually... No. The thing is, before we end, because James has been talking about this, I genuinely want to try it. But my fear is that this is all a prank from James to get someone to try it. And then I'll try it.

Oh, it's genuinely really good. It'll be the greatest bait he's ever done. No, this isn't. Hey, I've had it so many times in my life. Okay, next time you have it, send us a picture. Fine then. Yeah. I don't know when that'll be, though.

We'll make it tomorrow. It'll be whenever I have next of baked beans. What, you don't know. of baked beans at all times. No, I'm not a child. Okay, we're done.