JAR Media Posdact - SUNFLOWER SOUP - JARCast Episode 296

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia   Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:03 Jim Apologises for His Past Mistakes 06:12 The Shadow Episode is Back 08:57 Housekeeping 17:56 Soup on Gogh 24:20 Alex (Lies?) About She-Hulk 41:13 Mid Break 43:38 The Best Jarling Names 46:36 Long Video Essays on YouTube 50:42 Alex's Thoughts on Andor 54:33 Closing the Door... 57:38 How is Alex's Nose Doing? 1:00:06 James Seeing Ghosts as a Child 1:01:23 Best Superhero 1:14:46 Bonus Moments

Good afternoon morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the JARMedia podcast, wet. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the Human Born Fresh podcast. I feel like I never get to intro it anymore. We are humans born fresh. Freshly born. Freshly born or born fresh. Freshly born Freshly born

Freshly born I chode Alex Ewancherot Um Oh Let's just do something crazy Okay Good

afternoon Good afternoon Keep going Um What's it good afternoon It's been so long it feels like Good afternoon Good afternoon morning

Next is morning Huh Well, I was continuing with you as like the backing track. Next is morning. Evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, I'm welcome to Jarkast. Number 296. I repeat number 296. I'm your host Alex with a gym and sausage crumbler.

On the subject of sausages, I have recently tried some like cheap, quite cheap sausages. Don't recommend. If you're going to buy sausages, go for the premium brands. Go for the nice sloppy, sloppy ones. They'll be banging. They'll be tasty. They'll be an excellent... What?

This is exactly why James gets the issued title. The Crumbler, Monika. The Crumbler of sausage. Oh, not. What made you think of that? James... Tagged it to Rasmint. James really upset me earlier.

So when I thought, how could I bite back in a way that he's going to struggle to recover from? Make him feel how I feel, you know? How did he upset you? Well, at least it's not a sausage growler. Graweller? It's a slang term. From an anime. No, Google Gwauler.

Should you? I don't know this slang. I don't know. Google Gwola. You've got to just explain them. You're scrolling through pages of urban. I can't explain that one There's another one

An avalanche a fecal matter That demands being let loose from your intestines An avalanche That's a dramatic way of describing I think the most common Growler is poo poo Sausage growler Are you gonna leave us hanging then or is it too vile

It's too vile But you said it And you told people to Google it Soch grouler Can I talk about something While we're on the subject of growlers being crumbling and growling yeah um in the past i have talked about my my viewpoint on pooing yourself right damaging you're talking about a surprise squirt yeah and how and how adults

shouldn't be suffering from this and i'd like to did you shoot yourself put my hand up and admit I was wrong. Did your loins get filled? Huh? Are you saying, what, recently your loins got? Yeah. Did you do a fart that turned into a... Well, this is the thing.

It was never intended to be a fart. I wouldn't have trusted this fart. So you knew it was. But I thought I was brave enough. I thought I had the body control to piss. So I'm stood up pissing. This also is like a good reason to sit down and piss. In case you need to poop.

Yeah, but I was. peeing and when you're peeing a farts there it's very hard to not fart yeah understandable so I I peed and I peed and I pooed all up there wasn't that much poo but there was enough did you fart and it was instantly wet yeah was an instant shit fart explosion well I wouldn't call it an explosion but it was more like shit fart destruction a contained um burst bombshell it was like an explosion then My cheeks, like, contained the blast, but what the cheeks couldn't account for was seepage and drainage. So it didn't shoot out against your under.

No, but then it's seeped out. Were you in a position where you could deal with this, or were you, like, trapped? No, I was at home. Okay. But I was... There's two toilets, right? One of them is outside, which I... Which is like Bardonnores.

Yeah, it's where Bardoner rains. um and i don't shit in that toilet i only person so you got to go inside to shit oh so you had to make it up a whole story with the problem well so i i pooed myself and then had to run to a different toilet to actually finish poeing and attempt to clean myself up with it that doesn't sound like the worst kind of shit fart shit explosion it wasn't the worst by any means but i i was proud of the fact that i don't shit my i don't poo myself that's not something i do yeah but you know what Turns out everybody's human. Everybody shits themselves at one point or another.

And there's a lesson in that, a lesson in humility. Yeah, a lesson in trust. In comedy. Yeah. It is funny. It's like flying too close to the sun. It's like I knew, because I'd eaten like three-day old Chinese that day as well. So like I was already playing with fire, right?

And I knew I could hear like this stuff bubbling in my stomach. Yeah. And like I knew something was up. But I thought, you know what, I'm good to pee. And I went for it and behold the poo-poo in my clothing. That is very much similar to my own experience. I'll tell you what I'm good for. That's thanking the patrons over the Jail Media Patreon.

They make the audio version possible. Get their names read out in the first or second week of each month and get occasional extra videos like the one. as a recording now the long-lost shadow episode has been constructed and duct-taped together and uploaded to the patron and scheduled for I can't believe you've done this without getting the consent because I'm the cringiest MFer in that I'm pretty no it's me by far I'm not that they're going I hope people not understand why I was against the shadow episode and why it

became the shadow episode. It's funny because at the end we'd like turn the camera off but left the audio going so there's like about four minutes of us just talking and James starts it by going this is a curry episode oh wow

and I was shocked at how how much more cohesive actually was than I remember it being really? Yeah it's kind of like a condensed cast it's like at two times speed it's weird and it was shit Because when we were doing it, it felt like it was at fucking 0.1.10 speed.

Yeah, it was like the longest thing of my life. Yeah, so get on the Patreon, if you want to see that. Leave a dislike. Make, influence Alex to not release these other videos ever again. Leave them in the JARCive for good. But we are the JARCive. Born and Raised. Are we going to do House?

Keeping. Well, yeah. Well, first I wanted to say, because I had to assemble that episode, I put in a couple of clips from the real episode 219 that we actually did make. And I was, I was comparing like the way I'd intro it back then to now. Much more loose now. I had like my bullet points. I was going through them. I was like, wow. Once I said the Patreon bit, then it was like, and don't you worry if you're not interested in in the patron or any of that silliness, you can still watch us. for free is six o'clock And you can't watch us for free We're not free And if you If you don't want to support us Then head over to iTunes And give us five star ratings

And all this Don't give us a one star rating Do it So you're saying we were better Back then No we were worse Different And it was only 2020

This one It feels like Like eight years ago You know it was certainly eight years ago just like this apish housekeeping segment we've got to do we've got to wrap up the conversations from last week

conversations that were cut short by a certain crumbler to my right growler um because we recorded that huge chunk and then you just ended it we did no Reddit questions yeah

I wanted samis okay don't bully me so yeah James can have that one But Jacob Phillips Can't have this one Took a break from the cast for a few months And Dobby's Jaina was the first episode I saw On Return

Nice to see things That's still as shit as ever Never change, Mingers Can you be nicer to us next time We put loads of effort into our props And our humour Maybe you should appreciate them Yeah, I'm a James on this one

To be true Albino Basilisk Baselisk says James also predicted there would be a Mario cart action sequence This is talking about the Mario movie And McDonald's Happy Meal toys for the Mario movie were just leaked

With one of the toys being of Mario On a Mario cart It's a nice prediction there James I got a crystal ball baby Polar bear says Bring back Alex's old jar Unfettered scream laugh go on then

I don't know how I can't you can't control how you laugh Yeah we were talking about this like And I was white Laughs develop over time and they change They do they change they do Like fine wean You don't choose your laugh

It's born unto you It's kind of like your patroness in a way Why should you be Mockfoot Fuck off going back to this I got more support on my side than you did on yours not true because someone else said

in regards to this Lewis Aspden said When I was in reception My teacher of about 60 years old Slipped on the floor Because it was covered in sand You can't even know it You're talking about a teacher slipping over

The next couple seconds all happened really fast But she grabbed onto her chair It grabbed onto her chair to catch herself, but it had wheels. So that was pushed away, and so she reached for the water pit, and that also had wheels, so that rolled away from her too. She literally fell in installments and hit the desk so hard, but that was the funniest fall I've ever seen. What's wrong here? What do you mean? That just sounds like a funny thing.

She's like, where's your... I arrest my case. No, but what is your case? This is an old woman falling over and really smacking and injuring herself. No, but, no, but what? And it's funny. The boy, what's that got to do of anything? What do you mean, what's that got to do of anything?

That's got no relation to the point I just made. No, but last episode you were... I was saying, I was saying that... It's not, you said it's not okay to laugh at people. hurting themselves. I didn't. I said it wasn't okay to mock someone else's laugh.

That's what I was referring to. Honestly, I laugh at people hurting themselves often. You guys judge me for laughing. This is a thing, I'm going to sound like a dickhead now. We were walking back many years ago and by the river there is a

long fence and a kid on a little bike just restrained the fence and clothes lined themselves. And I found it funny and you guys literally shamed me for laughing at this kid gloathing themselves on a bicycle that stayed with me and now you're fucking up with this teacher fucking destroying themselves

hypocrite James can't laugh at people who are in the description, we can't. The description does a lot for that one. Yeah I guess your imagination fills in some blanks. True. And like the pace of it is much slower than in reality. Yeah you don't have to look into the eyes of

the... How many times have you laughed at have you seen someone hurt themselves in a Every time you do it. It's funny. When I hurt myself. Because a lot of the time, you have decided to do a really stupid thing. My favourite one I remember was riding back from school. It was exciting.

It was like the last day before Christmas. Like the Christmas broke. And it was like a huge puddle that was frozen, solid ice. And James was like, I'm going straight over it. I'm just going to ride over it. And it's going to be really cool. Like the second The second the bike touches the ice

You just fucking launch straight down Yeah This shit was hilarious But you just got back up And just start writing it And it was in front of loads of people as well Yeah No but I would do that loads on ice as well

Like without even trying Like I'd just go flying off my bike And the ice No but the difference is I did on purpose And knowing it was gonna fall off You targeted that bit of ice and went straight forward. I'm pretty sure. Before you said you were like, don't go there and I was like, no, I'll be fine.

Boom. It's like, what do you think is going to happen? And that's why it's funny when you do it. Yeah, I find it funny. Yeah, because it's like you're asking for it. Like the kid who is also part of a group who'd bide no hand or time and crashed into a podcast. Yeah, yeah.

What when he was riding without hand? Yeah. He was like looking at us like, ooh, and he fucking plowed himself. into a car. Which is funny. I remember a really bad one where I like had my helmet

um like resting on the handlebar um so I wasn't wearing it like a dumbass and it was ironically the reason I went flying off my bike because I like you know when you want to get that extra speed you kind of stand up and like really like pull your legs down to get more leg of your leg muscle into it

But because the helmet was kind of hanging down, it like blocked the space between where your knee goes up. So I just perfectly like just wedged it, went over the top of the handlebars. Oh my God. And I'm like just sheared off a bunch of skin on my arm. Yeah. That's funny. Bicycles are really dangerous. I think bicycles do a lot for your development as well.

Because if you do really stupid things on a bike, you learn your lesson quickly because you physically hurt itself. wide bicycles and do dangerous things on bicycles trust me but like yeah the way to cycle home from like secondary school is like really dangerous sometimes especially with the road around there was a bit of like a racing element

as well like just this group like racing to try and get to a certain checkpoint there was two of us had like confirmed that this was the fastest route and the other two would be like no this is so there'd be like a split halfway to go through this certain estate as fast as possible on like really busy roads yeah luckily I never got I never got whacked by a car I don't think

oh yeah I was oh yeah I was you were once right yeah it was one of the first days of secondary school really it was that early yeah it was super early and I've like in hindsight it really wasn't a big deal but when it was going from like primary school to secondary school and then you're riding riding to school

yeah yeah and a car just clipped in a car just traumatic moment not really oh you know what I'm saying this is why you ride motorcycles yeah

you do a stupid shit on them as on it's just learn your lesson on those yeah you can vomit straight at ice on a motorway bomb it's a closing game Boom Alex, when are you getting your motorbike

I'm going to get a quad bike You know they're more dangerous than motorbikes Why? It's a solid axle, bro What are you talking about? It's a solid axle. It's a solid axle. Oh, it's a solid axle. No, honestly, quad bikes, I would not touch

a quad bike of a fucking barge pole. Yeah, they're a solid axle, dude. They're solid axle, boy. Motorbikes, safe. Quad bikes, dangerous. Jet skis. They don't talk about it. Why? Because they're so safe.

Yeah, they're so safe, they can press your spine. I want a jet ski to swind them. Jet ski to chipping him down the river. Guys, we've got topics. Why? I've got three. Maybe two. I've got nine.

I've got a good old one. I talked about my poo. No, one's all you need. well um I want to talk about something that happened today that made me I don't know it made me upset before I knew all the details

oh please explain so a couple of like environmental activists through soup on the sunflowers Van Gogh it wasn't soup I'm pretty sure it was powder

no soup no it's powder I've seen the video it's powder fucking video and it's fucking soup. It's powder. Shut up! I can show you it right here right now. Okay, I don't want to know.

That's powder. It's soup. There's a protective screen over it. There's a protective screen over. Yeah. No, but either which way. Before I know about the screen. So what?

You're with them on this? No, I'm not with them against it. But you can see there's a protective screen for this very reason. The artwork is fine. And then they glued themselves to the wall. No, okay. They put glue on their hand. I'm like this the thing with this kind of activism is it only makes everyone hate your cause and you

the general public we're never going to agree with you if you're doing this everyone just thinks you're dick that's the problem because it's like when you take the what the speech they say in a vacuum it's like well yeah a lot of what you're saying is like accurate there are environmental issues but trying to do this like shock value statement thing it's like um i can't remember if it was the UK or the US This happened like a month or two ago where a bunch of these like environmental activists type people went to like a random gas station and just started like hammer and chiseling smashing up all the like screens so you couldn't see like what you're buying at the when you're buying fuel. Just rendering one of these pit stops like useless. Yeah until it's fair. Just pissing everyone off.

And a common thing here is they're targeting SUVs and piercing. and piercing the tires of SUVs, which does nothing because it just means that's 100 more tires, that's 400 more tires that need to be purchased, remade. How much pollution is being caused by that? No, but the thing is, what they're doing is they're protesting these mega corpse

by punishing the normal person who literally has no choice but to live this way because that's society. It's like you're not doing anything for your cause. Yeah, it should be a dialogue directed at converting like people in their bracket

you know you're not going to get people on your side if you like target them the people that can actually listen yeah it's just the constant like extreme rhetoric problem where like everything is like divided

into like two broad groups usually that are warring with each other and they just shoot extreme opinions that just like fly over each other. So one of the things that has been a very with current thing is like

they'll go out and block a really busy road at wash hour and it's like you're making a lot for hundreds of people miss their fucking job that they need to live

and then people idling in their car and causing the pollution which you're fighting against so by you doing that they've literally caused a significant amount

and more pollution they're increasing their carbon footprint by doing that yes and actually making everyone hate them because if you're late to work by two hours

your boss isn't going to forgive that So you're late and you're just like all these protests But you're still late to work That's two less hours you're getting paid for Because someone is entitled to waste your time Yeah It just feels like there's this like burning desire With the younger generations especially

Who feel like so helpless and hopeless In the situation that we've been born into I can understand like the core of why someone Might come to this conclusion And want to do something so extreme but it's also like bro but I think at the same time it is also uneducated

they're jumping to extremities when you look at the way society especially of climate change corporations are doing more it's just like it takes time it's not going to happen overnight it's completely capitalist structure

restructure to make these things change and a lot of companies are doing that Porsche inventing trying to develop synthetic fuels that won't make emissions that's a huge thing it takes time so you know pissing everyone off is not going to do anything yeah and like they were talking about like the cost of living crisis and stuff in their speech um which is just like inherently much more complicated than just that um fix it no as in like the because the the girl who does the speech has a british accent so it

she's British and yeah there's this weird thing going on at the moment because of the cost of living crisis everyone's they're blaming it on the war in Russia even though the economic conditions are way more a result of Brexit and every and yeah removing itself from there's COVID COVID's done a lot that too yeah yeah it's not just one thing so it's like I don't know it's also complicated and we're not definitely not economists we have no idea on how the economy actually works I understand that it works yeah pound go up or down if pound go in you get more pound out to no pound go into country if too much pound go out country bad but yeah if more

pound coming in than out mm it's literally that simple yeah don't think it's happened since the 70s or something the last time there wasn't like a deficit don't matter deficits aren't real it's right up money money money money

isn't well I have another topic that's I know it's going to annoy probably both of you to be honest definitely going to annoy James you're just you're pre determine in how I'm going to react and that only makes me want to go against

how you've pre-determined I'm going to react. That's good then, isn't it? Then surely you'll... You'll be really happy. Yeah. Oh, shoot. I might get hungry, might be happy. So, you know how I feel about...

Not really? Meta-humour. Yeah. Deadpool. Yeah. Rick and Morty. Yeah. Space Jam now.

Everything. Yeah. Everything's matter. How can you hate someone if you continue to consume it? What? You hate it. it but you still consume it why

you see all the things you just referenced you've consumed you hate the meta humor so why have you consumed I wasn't no I was saying these are all examples of meta humor which you hate so why have you consumed them? I like early Rick and Morty

I'm okay with some of the dead poor jokes so you don't hate hate metahumor then no I have an issue if I could get to my freaking point um shehawk yeah

yeah um I've finished it it's over okay I just wanted to describe like spoilers for shehawk

like I wanted can I like explain to you kind of what happens in the last episode go for it there's no way

I'm ever watching it so shehawk finds out that there's a forum online of insults that hate her yeah um and she like infiltrates their gang um and then it's like revealed that one of them stole

her blood in a previous episode so he could turn himself into a like Hulk um and right before they're going to do the like thing every Marvel thing does where it's going to be a big fight where yeah a villainous version of the main character has a fight then the fourth wall break begins um and she hulk's like wait this is my show this sucks let's go to the writers room so she like she breaks out of the screen and goes to like the Disney plus home page and like does a flip through one of the other screens and like gets into the she hulk writers room where like the writers are sat and she's like I need to talk to Kevin Kevin Feigey the big mega producer at Marvel because the writers are like oh no we you can't go against Kevin's wishes

to have the formula so then she's she barges through because she's shehawk and gets to Kevin but then it's revealed that Kevin Feigey's not a human and it's actually like a robot that kind of runs an assembly line of making Marvel movies that all all the same thing um and she like has a discussion with this AI you're fucking

bullshit um this doesn't happen every single thing I just describe happens you can't fool us though and yeah so if you hate this kind of

Humeel, why didn't you turn it off? Wait, but what's the result then? The result is the the whole season is like pointless and just a joke. And then it like ends. Everything they were like setting up, every

plot thread and everything, it's just like it's weird. They're like trying to make it look like it was going to be one of the other marble things. But how do they explain this fourth wall breaking well throughout the whole show she's breaking the fourth wall yeah but how and why because i guess because in the comics she does it um why she like frank underwood like looks into the camera and then monologs but this is the most extreme fourth wall bit yeah that that's like beyond

fourth wall you know that's like maximum fourth wall yeah Because, like, addressing the audience is fine, like, like a moment. Yeah. Well, I was just like, this is crazy because by choosing to end your season by doing this, you're admitting that everything before it was kind of bad and where it was going sucked. For this whole joke to even make sense, you've got to... Yeah, but also it's shedding on all of the other MCU stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, it's kind of crazy But does that imply they're changing it up? They're like Gonna do good movies now It's hard to know because it also had like a gag That must have been written before the whole drama with them You know the anime is not being paid and stuff Yeah

Where she's like Kevin is like Oh can you turn can you turn back into human Because it's really expensive to have Shehawk on screen And she's like oh cool okay um it's kind of those kind of jokes yeah but it's just like you're by doing that you create a tone where it's like nothing matters like yeah so the jokes have to land but they don't it's it it's a trick that really doesn't work in abundance and you can only take it so far it's yeah it has kind of

just been done to death at this point like the meta stuff seems just like suck a cop out the thing I'm super ultra mega tired of is well that's just lazy writing yeah no that was the core thing I was going that's the exact line it made me think of and that always bugged me in Deadpool yeah and it's in like it's in like Rick and Morty and stuff as well yeah like they're bringing attention to like an art acknowledging like the way they've written themselves into a corner or that something doesn't make sense or they just want to move on and that's supposed to be funny just because they're acknowledging that it's bad even though they've put enough thought in to know that it's bad and instead of just making it good it's worse than it just being bad because then you're choosing for it to be bad so it's like yeah so what yeah so you want it to be bad so you can make this joke yeah it's too much but it's it's like not funny either yeah it's almost like

to it's a subversion of expectation but when you're expecting it it loses all meaning so once you do it like more than once it's lost this whole thing yeah I think it's just like

there's so many product I saw like someone assembled a picture of like just the Marvel shit from like the last two years and it like fills this whole grid and it's like you're like diluting this so thin you know it's like the squash is like

you know when you're at the bottom of the squash but you really want some squash but you just only got a few droplets yeah so like so then you have a really just wet squash it's more just like drinking water with just faint the faint taste of squash you know yeah yeah

you've got to pull out those rocks and dribble them over that seems yeah it seems like you're not dribbling them over box yeah or just don't you do that that just suck but for the first time though it seems like i don't know people are like turning on the whole thing they're not what do you mean they're not they're not people aren't turning on marvel don't lie don't lie to yourself what do you mean marvel's as big as ever no it's not it's not it's really not it's like thor like annoyed people

mm-hmm i literally there's someone who sees you talking about marvel sitting to the table next to us in my gun moments, bro. Marvel's still there. Really? What did they say? I didn't know. I heard Marvel. But, like, just because everyone knows about it, doesn't mean

this is it, this is the start. This is the start. This is the start. It's not. Do you know what? It's not the start. It's a corporation. They have a Trump card and they're always going to have a Trump card. They're just going to like have... Robert Downey Jr. come back.

No, and like the Eternals too. It'll be Harry Stiles with fucking. fucking Luke Skywalker. No, Harry's... Not how he's... R.D.J. is coming back. What?

What, but Downey Jr.? Iron Man will come back? They'll fucking suck everyone in. He's back! Chris Evans might as well come back. If he's doing shit like Buzz, Buzz Light Year or whatever, he might as well.

Like, he's not stopped doing Captain America to, like, aim higher. Mm-hmm. You know? And he's in that Ryan Gosling, um, like spy Netflix movie Honestly

They all have their really shit Netflix The other Chris did Chris Hemsworth had the Netflix like Yeah so did other one Military Chris Chris Chris Pratt got the Amazon Prime Army man sent back in time

No he's had a Netflix He's had a Netflix one as well What Netflix one? I don't know if I've seen them in the proper Operator gear Chris Evans has You've got that shit movie Free

Horizons, Destiny's Free It's the drug teetling one that we watched That's Batman in Batman Oscar Isaac What? Three frontiers

Triple frontier, that one. With Ben Affleck? Chris Bradford. No, no, no, no. That movie's actually okay though. Yeah, really love it is. Yeah, it was interesting. Yeah, just because he got blasted in the face.

Yeah. I love it when Ben Affleck plays a cunt. He's really good at it. Yeah, he sells Gone Girl. Yeah. Yeah, he's just like a guy, he's just like a bit of a twat

did you see that clip of him from the other week he was at some event with Jennifer Lopez and like Are they married? I think they let yeah I think they got back together

or something but in the clip it's like some famous person coming up to schmooze and like Shmuse Yeah you know

Shmooz How do you explain Shmuz What's Shmuse Mm-hmm It's like snoozing, you know. Oh, well, you know, to, you know what they do. Although the red carpet will just like, oh, y, nooy, noy, noy.

Yeah, and like shaking hands and giving little tummy rubs. Yeah, yeah, that kind of cringe. Is that what schmooze is? Pretty much. You just made that up. I didn't. It is. Nobody says schmooze.

Yeah, they do. James, what's a schmese? Nothing, Alex is just trying to gaslight us. He's just leaving into a word again. It's about as real as my description of the She-Hawk finale, okay? but my point is that the clip your point is

the clip like was showing Ben Affleck's like he looks like um you know those dogs that are like yeah you know like sad face yeah why are you doing the face to us

because I need you guys to understand yeah I understand that I understand like a saggy face dog Well, the listeners need to understand. No, no, do the face. Do the face to the camera. Saggy dog. That's a different face, you dick. So it's like walking around doing this saggy face.

This person comes up to interact with them. And he like puts on the facade for a little minute. And then the second that this person leaves, it goes back to the... What the fuck? Really? That's crazy. Yeah. Poor Ben.

He's got it rough. I think he's just trying to be funny. I think he was so ready to be a good Batman. He was so ready for, like, like Zach Efron Zach Ephron would work as well and what I'm about to say he was so ready for Zach Snyder

to make a not shit film but he went and made a shit film yeah that's where he went wrong as he trusted his Zach Snyder was You know what Guess who else was on my mind today Speaking of Deadpool and stuff Ryan Reynolds

And that movie The Michael Bay one Oh um Underground 9 Yeah Oh, that's like that. It's the green alpha-mo drifting through the streets of Italy. Yeah, that one.

It's terrible CG. Underground 9, 9. What was it? Yeah, 9 underground? That's right. That's it, yeah. And... What...

Does Ryan Reynolds want to be respected in any capacity? No, look at all the movies he's made. It's like, why would you... Like, in the current climate, why would you say yes to a Michael Bay movie? Fucking You know He's Mysterio

In MCU What the fuck's his name Nightcrawler Yeah Not the character Not the character Jaeger Geelan Hall Yeah, he was in

The Michael Bay movie Ambulance or whatever Ambulance I think it came out this year Yeah Yes Yeah Really?

Mm-hmm It makes money. They get money. Yeah, but it's clear that Ryan Reynolds doesn't want more. He doesn't want to make a good movie. He wants to make moo-moo money. Yeah. Yeah, it's more about, is choosing this project going to get my face smothered everywhere and more eyes on me?

And mu-moo-money. And especially mu-moo-money. Or is it going to be, like, good? that's what that's what I respect about like random actors like Elijah Wood or whatever yeah you do your Lord of the Rings like Willem Defoe yeah yeah that's a good example he'll do the big Spider-Man's but he'll also yeah but he like throws himself into it and he like goes all in he fucking loves it but then he does yeah like Lighthouse he's a talented character actor I think what you're describing here is a good actor and a bad actor

yeah basically all you're saying yeah yeah but do you think Ryan Reynolds if If he looked like Willem Defoe, but had the acting ability of Ryan Reynolds, he would have got nearly as far. Willem DeFoe is not ugly. No, no, but he's fucking cute. He's not going to be like, you know what I mean? He's not like that. The uglier you look, the better actor you are. The better character actor you'll be.

Yeah. It's not like ugliness. It's just like... He's just unique. Yeah. like a striking face he's got that goblin smile he does

there's a cool there's a cool detail actually um in spider man one right you know the mirror scene yeah um because willem de foe had these like has these like wonkyish teeth

and a teeth gap yeah between his two front teeth um the the like producers were like Norman Osborne is like a rich millionaire why would he not have had his teeth fixed so they made him wear like fake teeth

but in the mirror scene where he's talking to goblin his teeth change shot to shock because when he's goblin he's he's got wonky teeth when he's known when he's got straight teeth how cool is that that is cool cool detail pinchy well we'll see you after these pinchies if you had to like bet

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Check the description below. There's a really funny clip in the Shadow episode, which is James, like, You're trying to describe where frogs are scarier than snakes. You're gaslighting me again. You're like, you can outrun a snake, we can't outrun a park. I did not say that though. You didn't know.

People can see that I was clearly not being serious about that. It's the funniest part of the whole episode, probably. Because that was during that era where I was constantly watching dingo snake videos. Snakes are cute. snakes are cute idiot okay you got one of fog then are you actually scared of them

I find them in the garden and just pick them up all the time I don't like fogs I don't mind them but fogs can also be highly poisonous but the same time snakes are cute but what about like in the UK where we are like there's no poisonous frogs that we know of

is the one you might pick up next might be poisonous I'll tell you what's not poisonous well sometimes they are the questions over at the JAR Media subreddit they're not poisonous they're toxic

I'll tell you what's toxic it's the freaking the FNAF subreddit is still going like I just happened to have a look this morning it's still a steady stream of FNAF content with the occasional Jax content with the occasional jarthing thrown in still. Good.

That's how it should be. It shouldn't be drowned. The banner of that subreddit is still just... No. Our driving license is in a row. Oh my God. No, I'm going to put forward a new plan. We need to take over another weddit.

One that is slightly bigger than FNAF. Oh, slash gash. Don't. i slash gash r slash growlers well our first question is from stick them up favorite jarling names off the top of your head jordan no i think they mean like people in the community um you're jordan uh james's dad

he's the number one commenter on most apps james's father i quite like um Stick him up is one of them. Stick them up. Um... What, have you got none? You don't remember any of them? Joseph Jewish Jarling.

Yes. What comes to your mind, James? There's got to be one. One that always stays in my head is Cassia fucking manigan. Hmm. Yeah, the central fucking. Yeah, yeah. Quite powerful.

There was a whole thread of this on the Reddit. There's a really obvious answer. Up on Mallor Colley Hill, there's a master free. What do you say? David Wallace. Oh, come on. David Wallace is a good one. Alex Sangren says,

I like Poon Face. And Goku eat so many burgers. Goku eats so many burgers. I like that one. There's Dick the Head, of course. Of course. I don't mind Dick the Head, but I don't like Dick the Head as in the actual Dick the Head. Yeah, before we started recording, James was trying to convince me to get rid of it.

Yeah, no, I'm going to get rid of it and you're not going to know. He's going to be buried in some field somewhere. But what is your actual problem with him? He's an icon. I can't, I can't. I can't specify what's wrong with him. Wow Jar doesn't need the T

The T It's the D No the T The T I've actually got actual tea About the fucking dick the head And why I hate it But I can't show it

You fucking can I can't I can't No if it's what you said earlier Then that's BS What did I say earlier Was it about That it's like linked

Was it about corn Corners in the food or Corners in Corncast You can say Corncast yes What the fuck are you talking about? Alex got Dick the head in fucking

Newkey In Cornwall Newkey Think of corn Think of the Corncast era But Dick was barely in that era No What does that have to do with him?

there's double dick too I'll get rid of them all there's double dick too fuck off next subject smordre rose says do you boys agree that there has become an oversaturation of long video essays on YouTube

feels like a few years ago 15 to 20 minutes used to be the standard length of YouTube video and anytime I saw a video over an hour I got excited thinking I was in for something good but now my recommendation feed It's just filled with countless one to three hour long videos from hundreds of different channels. Very rarely do any of them feel like they actually have anything interesting to say?

Instead, it just seems like they really need an editor and a tighter script. It feels like lazy content rather than a several months worth labour of love. I still have content creators I get excited about when their long videos come out, but I've become kind of soured by the whole idea. I guess one of the main things is like I don't, this is probably like what I consider like the good long video essays, which is like the 5, 10, 15 year later videos. The Rasevic ones.

Yeah, Rasevik and White Light and a few others. I think they're good because obviously they're doing research into the history of a game and I know that they take time and I appreciate them. I don't know if it's the case of there being more now. I think it's a meta. There are more now because of the algorithm. Yeah.

The content on the platform will largely just reflect whatever the algorithm is tailored to at the time. Like it was short videos, then it was 10.01. But if making a bad long video is a much bigger commitment than a bad 10 minute video. Yeah. No, I've definitely, like, gone on like really long videos before and been like, man. Yeah, this is like really unnecessary for... Yeah, but the most frustrating thing is when you want to hear what they have to say,

but they're clearly like new and their audio is just atrocious and you're like I can't listen to this yeah that's just a YouTube deal breaker all around there if the audio is well I can I'm fine with it if it's like five 10 minutes I can look past yeah and accept it because like

but nothing will make me click off a video faster than like trash audio yeah I'm gone yeah something I've noticed with a bunch of like YouTube shorts is that the trash audio

yeah it sounds like it's like filmed on an iPhone or something. It is. Yeah, it probably is. Yeah, punished Eric replied to it saying it's not just video essays though it seems that a ton of people are making five-hour videos

just because they can. At the end of the day, all I'm reduced to is repeating a Shakespeare quote, brevity is the soul of wit. 15 minutes. That is generally the best because it's like 10 minutes too short

but when you get a nice video over subject you're liking it's like a nice 16 minutes it's like boom. Well, that's always what I've liked about the platform with YouTube is that it's not supposed to be restrictive

like it's just as valid of a place for a three second video as it is a 10 hour video and it can accommodate all of this and it kind of is one of the things that makes it vibrant and fun. Unlike TikTok. Yeah.

No, what is it? I don't really know that much about TikTok. No, have you actually seen the Netflix and I was TikToks? Really? Yeah. What do you mean? It has shorts about the shows on the, the funny moments from the shows as shorts on the Netflix art.

Yeah, because there's something like, like on the TikTok algorithm, like I always thought the YouTube one was bad, but it's like you've got four seconds or something to get someone's attention, otherwise it's done. You have four seconds. So I'll take the five-hour videos, I guess, over that. I'll take a 15-minute video. Because once you find a good one of those,

then it's like now we're in for a treat yeah and you're sorted for like a good three days yeah you can just kind of people almost consume in my podcasts um it's just a big info dump yeah let us know your thoughts in the comments um who uh this one is for me i think van dar tocare one two three four five six have any of you seen and or i didn't really care for the show when it was announced but i actually felt it was one of the most refreshing pieces of Star Wars content in a while. It doesn't really rely on references or fan service, which was something I personally

appreciated. It just felt more grounded overall. As of me writing this the show is like halfway over. Halfway through. Yeah, it's like six of 12 or whatever. And the

sixth episode is like genuinely really good. You see the main reason I haven't started it is because Obi-1 was pretty no it's really weird

to get used to for the first few episodes because genuinely so much of Star Wars is like bad that for for a piece of Star Wars content to be taking itself so seriously have pretty good

characterization and dialogue and a consistent tone um is weird like your three episodes in it's kind of slow there's like barely any aliens the music's kind of off and weird but it's like

you know how seriously like Rogue One takes itself Best Star Wars movie But even Rogue One had the goofiness in it It had the Slop Gallup Mind Reading monster Sluck Galup Yeah you know remember that fucking scene There's like a squid monster that goes like

Yeah I know the squid monster No it's so What's his face goes Borgolette Slop Galap Gap Gap I bet

Go on the Star Wars wiki and type Slop gillop and say Slop glop Slop

So yeah it's just kind of like a Like a heist type show Okay

Yeah I'm I'm so trepidacious And just like Everything I engage with

With this fucking franchise at this point is like I'm like just waiting you know waiting for it to shit itself yeah and this one was more yeah it takes a few episodes but it's it's way more interesting than every other thing and watching like a Star Wars thing that isn't all about like fan service like there's none of it really it's crazy and like the biggest thing is like one Thai fighter shows up and that's like a big deal um

Yeah, it's interesting I'm curious where it goes But apparently no one's really watching it So they fucking fuck themselves Because they fuck themselves with Obi-1 But it goes back to what I'm saying about Marvel It's the fucking crazy, it's too much shit Just calm the fuck down

Yeah It should have been The Acolyte is next And the fucking Mando's next It should have been nothing Not even the Star Wars movies And then just drop Mandalorian Like an actual thought through

Like direction to go with the series wrong But it's just like Speed race are What to like The kids think of this Like Are these kids growing up right now

Like watching Booker Boba Fett And like are gonna have like These fond memories of Booker Boba Fett When they're I don't really understand like content consumption I guess they're probably more likely To like watch YouTube videos about why Booker Sucks and be like yes

This sucks They're just gonna buy the skin pack for him in Fortnite That's what they're going to do Yeah Yeah If you think they're going to watch a 15 minute video On why Buga Bobba fat sucks No, a seven-hour video

I'll be no basilisk As this to say When you're home alone And you've got to take a poo Do you close the bathroom door Yes I don't even pull my trousers down Yeah if I'm home alone

I'm not going to be doing shits in the bathroom. Yeah, why? It's such like a social... Yeah, just doing the kitchen sink. It's social etiquette to to poo in toilets. As long as it's a room with hard, would floor. I'm going to say, the good thing about living out more in the country and having a bigger garden

is just like, I'll need a piss, go into the garden. Garden piss is sacred. But would you garden shit? Would you field shit? I have field shitted. No, but in... field shat would you field shat in a in the field near your house if let's say it's late at night yeah sure it'll be funny oh my god something weird happens actually one of the neighbours actually like gave me as talking to because i walk gaius in that field

really what do they say oh about the farm room that owns it doesn't like dogs walking in the field it's really strange because then every fucking house walks their dog on that field so it's a bit like what you get at her hit them no I think it's just because when I walk past their house, their dog always barks. They're, like, trying to, like, stop their dog from barking by punishing everyone else. Weird.

Not painting. Nah. Sorry, I said, I'm just going to take a shit. Like, farmers that, like, they've got all these, like, fields that aren't even, like, growing anything. They're just, like, grass fields. Yeah.

And then they shoot children. No, they'll be used to, like, they wrap all the hay up in the little black bags, and they, they melt them. Yeah, food for the... Yeah. So they melt them in those fields because that's where they got the space to.

Yeah. But yeah, it's weird farmer etiquette. Yeah, because there was one, there was like a really nice field like nearby in walking distance that I used to take the dogs to all the time. And then one day it was just like barred up with like a big sign on it.

Get out. I understand it. Because it is private property. Yeah, but everywhere's private property. Every, yeah, everywhere is owned. Yeah, everywhere is owned by someone. So, fuck all. They build a bunch of houses and then

Don't have like big nice parks at the same time Yeah Owning land is evil Yep Workers should own the land Fuck the corporations Milkmen Milkmen should own the roads

Yeah Only only milk floats on the roads Maybe milkmen should start Revolution They should turn their vehicles into milk like trucks milk milk tank

It's milked into like a pipe You can just Yeah everyone comes Swarming out their houses And like goes up to all the tubes Hanging off the van What's like soil and green tubes Basically yeah

Um Ars slash jar media says How is Alex's nose doing Pretty badly Yeah it fell out Mmhmm Fell out really hard All the bogeys fall out daily

do you eat them yeah sometimes put your hand up if you eat your bogey-wogies I know both are you do hey how'd you know that because I've seen you do it for minutes at a time I still haven't actually

because for my last like checkup for my nose or whatever for literally five seconds he like got the nose camera out and put it on my nose took it out 80 quid private health care I still haven't paid it they keep emailing me telling me to pay it no this is the thing

I just might not no this is the thing though this is like the parcel that I got delivered they so basically DHL delivered a parcel and you're supposed to pay import that but they delivered the parcel before telling me to pay the import that so I've not paid it and this is the thing why haven't I paid it no I'm saying why would you if you've got it exactly so they've done

the operation why'd pay them for the checkup on it you've got the goods you don't need to pay them anymore because previously I was emailed saying oh your your checkup a month later is covered in what you paid already don't pay it but that's it to put the camera in your nose for like two seconds

is considered an extra an 80 quid fucking extra no this is the thing you've got real as a private corporations is getting someone to actually chase you for that money will actually cost more than the money they're trying to get so there's no point doing it It's like a parking ticket, just don't pay it Pay your parking ticket

Don't No, they will chase you and they will No, the government will Private corporations can't They legally can't actually charge you Don't pay pay up If the car park is over Private corporation you don't have to pay it

You can get away of it Because they won't chase you for the money Because it's not worth it to them Don't ever pay for anything Just steal everything Alex went to court Because he parked in the Tesco car park Mm-hmm

For five minutes He went to court and he got He lost a lot of money That's just because it's Alex Didn't fight hard enough did he I must do a couple more here Overloaded balls Says howdy gamers

I've been watching the cast back in reverse order recently and found an old corncast episode Reddit monkey It was actually what it was fucking God, what? Bro, you're the only one who can answer there. Reddit Monkey Strank. Concast 31.

We did 31, Gondria. We did 42. We did 42. Almost a year worth of concourse. Yeah. 10 weeks. Should we make 10 extra concast now to make it a year worth of concourse? Where James says he used to see ghosts as a kid, and no one reacted.

This may have been mentioned in previous casts, but I, for one, am dying to know more about James's sixth sense era. James please explain. I don't remember anything about my childhood due to a head injury. I don't know. So what he's lied? No, my mom says I used to see ghosts. Maybe it was her own hallucinations. Who knows? I don't know. I generally don't know anything of my childhood. Um, well yeah, I guess we don't have the answers. for that one I'm afraid um overloaded balls um but we might have an answer for joseph jewish jarling who jim already mentioned a minute ago hey jar i hope you're all doing well and having a fantastic week i can't believe how long i've been listening to jar weekly about six years and how much my life has

changed when i started listening i was in high school now i teach high school as my full-time job insane i always get a kick out of seeing my lego set in the back of each episode and hope to send an updated version to the PO box soon. Anyway, my question to all of you this week is, who your favorite superhero is and why? I'm wondering if this has changed slash evolved over the years. Mine is Daredevil.

Thanks so much and keep pumping out amazing casts. Mine is my best friend, Koojami. That's quite nice. I'm a superhero in your eyes. Jesus is my superhero. Better this part of me.

better than Yu-Gi-o he's not bad than Yu-Gi-eer yeah my favorite Sima hero is Yu-Gia I think Yu-Gia is so awesome genuinely like no Alex you answer

um there are certain heroes I got weaknesses for certain heroes out there that I got weaknesses for um Batman Spider-Man. It's kind of it. Yeah.

The correct answer is in fact Spider-Man. It is. Is Spider-Man the best superhero? Yes. No. Doctor Doom. What do you know about Doctor? Tell me what do you know about Dr. D.

Your mic is down there. Dr. Doom is cool. Oh no, I would say... Doctor Doom's a villain. Yeah. He would be... to be super like what about this what about like I always he's not the good guy but magneto where he's kind of like sitting in that gray area you know he's definitely a villain

yeah but he's got like kind of noble moral um and he's got like the coolest powers i think the metal thing is really sick yeah it is very cool you're like you're a wolverine kind of guy wolverine is good so yeah i always preferred like i like nice crawler as well. I really like the X-Men, to be honest. Nah, X-Men, lame. Spider-Man is what it's all about. Spider-Man is

fun in every aspect. I love... We're like, we've made fun on this podcast, like Spider-Man's villains. They're all the same. It's like experiment went wrong. Yeah, or bank robber.

And then they rob banks, yeah. Yeah, then they rob banks. And that's every single one. But Spider-Man is just like a fucking great guy, you know? He's a... That's why it's so good about it. He's a dork. Yeah. He's like a dork with a heart of gold.

Who's tortured? Like, he's actually, like, dragged through the fucking coals. Yeah. Like, actual Spider-Man just... Just shit happens to him all the time, which is, like... It's like... Well, it makes him empathetic and likable. Yeah.

And he's still super nice. That's what I give him over Batman is that... Yeah, Batman isn't a hopeful character. Yeah, he's like... He's way more kind of... Tormented and less relatable, just purely in terms of like... Yeah, the orphan thing is sad. But he is like the billionaire...

Yeah, he's a butler type thing. he's a billionaire that beats poor people every night yeah he's a much worse guy so in terms of a superhero spider-man fits the bill all the way through he and who would you like prefer to be spider-man or Batman honestly neither they both kind of have tortured horrible lives okay who's who's like stuff would you rather have Batman yeah probably Batman really you mean the back of my laws well because abilities like I'd say superpowers no because that's that that is the it's what makes Spider-Man so good is that you know the great power great responsibility

but like it is kind of a curse like what he has yeah no but it's like it's like you could get Spider-Man's powers and just wreak havoc. I would. Yeah, you would. You'd like, you'd be in your car and use your web to, like, drift around it. No, I'd web, I'd web, moto-moto together. Yeah, James would just be like those toys where Spider-Man's just like on a motorbike. Like, he's not even fucking swinging, he's just driving vehicles.

Dude, Spider-Man is the shit. I want, I want Spider-Man that's evil. I'm sure he exists. Venom. Venom is the best superhero. Yeah, honestly. No, why Batman? What are you talking about?

Me? Yeah. What, you've asked me to defend my choice of Batman? Yeah. Look his bike. I mean, like, Robert Patterson's bike. No, we're talking like comic book Batman. Yeah, bike.

Well, like, even just like recently in Polk, like the Batman's really cool. Moody. Yeah, no, it's really good. and he's a good like hero in that movie well that's that's his arc is that it's it's it's like correcting that movie is correcting Batman from like what people kind of want but what he should be and what yeah because he's being like a true hero in that especially in the like final sequence yeah that's him like he learns and he like drops down he's like I gotta stop just like hurting people I've got to do the other bit as well yeah it's it's an awesome awesome movie

But it's like the innocence of Spider-Man the... Yeah, and how he's like, has to balance his life. Yeah, that's really fun. That balance is much more intriguing to me than the Bruce Wayne Batman one. Yeah. But the whole, I way prefer the Batman Rose Gallery. Yeah. Not to say that Spider-Man doesn't happen, but man.

Do you know what? I think I like Spider-Man if we had a Spider-Man that fucks. Spider-Man does fuck I was referencing Jack Snyder Oh yeah My Batman devours Pussy

What an awesome tweet Did he tweet that verbatim Yeah wait Do you want me to show you it? Catwoman tweet Yeah

It's really fucking grinching Oh right Canon Fair enough Zach Nice one Zach Legend Zach Yeah

Honestly Yeah X-Men Batman Spider-Man You never justified yourself Are you just saying You wish you were a billionaire

No I think he's got good stories Like I could I could name you a bunch of really good like arcs or stories in Batman I can't name any famous Spider-Man ones

no I asked you who was whose abilities would you prefer oh yeah and I said Batman because he's like a fucking ninja so you you want okay how does that help how does

shooting webs out my fucking wrist help swing around that show would be fun as help in Wilts show he's literally It would be fun, but it'd be useless. You could, like, climb up. Go to the library? Up the two-story buildings that exist.

No, the library is, like, the size of, like, a four-story building. No, let's put it this way. Have you seen Spider-Man in first person? You want to be Spider-Man in first person? You want to be fucking deal with that shit? Nah. You know, that would be bad at? I'm driving them on some sick cars found when they're beating the shit out of some people, you?

That is one thing. That's why I'm not asking you, why YouTube. Batman because Batman has vehicles yeah simple any vehicle he could possibly want but like Spider-Man you could you don't need to be a ninja because you're really strong but he kind of like is a ninja because he's got his like spider sense spider sense yeah again really helpful that's kind of helpful yeah no like James always hits me right this is my favorite superhero oh you could dodge it every time I'd always know when James is going to smack me yeah man

but yeah i do get what you're saying my batman he's he's very very good he's on a motorbike i do i do kind of has softness um for the hulk as well yeah the sulk ultimate destruction kind of sold me on the hulk yeah that's a great maybe not so good in movies as much but perfect for a video game that character yeah because he can't fly he's got to jump it's part of his character and he's really strong

no I don't pull his head off I'm really angry you're really angry no the Hulk is oh you can't actually pull his face off um Daredevil is cool as well

Daredevil's good Punisher in his modern interpretation is good and I always loved Superman as a kid yeah I was going to ask you I was going to kind of wrap this up

with the Superman thing. Is it because we just haven't had a good example in pop culture so long? Yeah. And I... I like him especially. You know, the old Justice League show? Yeah, yeah. The nice animation and stuff.

Yeah, the Bruce Tim stuff. Yeah, um... But that's also what Batman is in my head is. Yeah, the Bruce Tim. The Batman, Superman, like, dynamic in that show. is really cool yeah that's kind of the saddest part of the whole mc u taking off as it was because i always thought the dc characters were like so much better in my mind yeah um but they've just kind of fucked it so dude if they just like took the best stuff from that that

cartoon and made those into movies genuinely you'd have an amazing cinematic universe and then you could have like batman stories from the batman show superman stories from the Superman show like it's all there just fucking use it yeah because it there's nothing wrong with them literally yeah perfect for that type of shit no they just got too scared scared me me scare scared and instead we get venomized Thanos well guys anything else to wrap up this episode um um um superheroes banned for the next 15 episodes well what about like There's loads of anime. Have you talked about superheroes today?

Yeah, but there's loads of anime of superheroes in, basically. No, literally is not the same. My favourite is, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Yeah. Shut up. No.

Oh, Dragon Ball. I like the Dragon Ball. Super Hero. I don't she go, kids. What do they say? Kamehame, khani-khaniwa Fuck Fuck

Gha Come on Jim Do a funny Once a week, scream I do That's what's so good about driving You scream Yeah, I just drive around screaming

Really? Yeah, that's because you're in an anxiety attack Well, yeah, but that's how I get out the anxiety is by screaming Yeah, no, the amount of blood boil released from scream You should scream at least once a week Okay, scream No, because it'll be too loud, it's quite, it's very late And when it's late and you need a scream You get a pillow

Don't scream Cream Or both is it called these nuts double the dicky doffy lolly noffies double the dicky doffy lolly noffies yeah No...

I'll pick your colour out. No. Oh! Ow! Ow! Ha ha ha ha ha! Do it in there. Bing!

Bro. Why do you always close the bunder? Shut up. Why do I always close the door? always closed the toilet what fuck do you think that's what human beings do you do a stinky poo no every that's what you do when you finish with the toilet you put the seat down no you don't yes you do you're serious you put both seats down you know every time no why oh my god no because then the i the idea is for quick access

you go in you plop you get out okay so here we've got rats well yeah everyone has rats The least amount of surface area to touch. Do you know how some rats, use your foot? No, but I don't always wish shoes and doors like you. No, we're not fucking shoe freaks like you. In fact, my ideal is I'll often be barefoot. Yeah, bare foot. So how you get a supple feet?

Well, when does your feet touch mouth? All the time. Listen. You're stupid and idiot. What's a, what's a, Common way rats try to get into houses. Poo water, toilet. They swim up through the drains and stuff.

Poo water, toilet. They'll climb up through. They don't. They do. They do. Snitch do for sure.