JAR Media Posdact - Taking Accountability.

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:42 Grotesque Family Guy Joke 06:58 Patrons Discovered The Truth 11:27 Housekeeping 24:23 Minecraft Trashing Cinemas 28:48 The Death of the A...uthor 1:03:23 Mid Break 1:05:17 Jim's favourite Dr 1:07:50 4K Extinction or Alien Confirmed 1:11:43 Drama Class - Yes And 1:21:40 Thinking Too Much #BroCastS2E6

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Rick and Rocky I Am Jhaar Okay You don't like that I I'm scared better
Starting point is 00:00:33 I I am Steve I am Steve try and do it as well as he does it like genuinely I don't have that much charisma you try it I am Steve because he doesn't even do it that loud
Starting point is 00:00:54 I because that's too loud yeah he does it like he really means it Like he... He's going for the Oscar With this one. Slime Cube I
Starting point is 00:01:10 Nying and yonging. Oh. I I I. I. I love seeing where it's gonna go. I just kind of like the first bit
Starting point is 00:01:33 Yeah I I Have I Ha ha ha ha Ha I'm still Why would
Starting point is 00:01:50 Has anyone ever like spoken like that? No And that doesn't even make it into the movie Oh It's a different cut in the movie. Part time. Part time.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Part time. You're a teacher? Part time. Try and do good afternoon, morning, evening or night, but in the cadence of I am Steve. Okay. No, I've already got this. Good. Afternoon, morning, evening, on night.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Is Jack Black in the room with me right now? Or is this something special? Skittish. Skittish. Have you ever watched his YouTube channel where he plays Red Dead? No. Does he do all that?
Starting point is 00:02:42 He's played Red Dead for like 400 hours. I am John. That's the next video game movie. He's been Bowser. He's been Steve. He's going to be Arthur Morgan next. I. I.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Got TV. Yeah Yeah It's just our normal Thursday thing Thursday afternoon With a couple beers And a couple of dudes named Steve Woohoo
Starting point is 00:03:17 A couple of fellas named Steve In other news I've been practicing my homer impression Oh really Do you want to hear what I've got so far I'll go first if you want Okay Hmm
Starting point is 00:03:33 Not bad, not bad Do you want to hear mine? Yeah Ah What a legendary character Yeah I think Okay
Starting point is 00:03:47 I'll put my hand up and say It's not that original But Homer is my favourite From ever all of them From The Simpsons I I'm Homer That's the voice I've like never tried to even
Starting point is 00:04:05 It's impossible for me Really? Oh He's training Yeah Yeah, it's he I just can't place my voice there It's almost like It's almost like doing like a Beatles cover there
Starting point is 00:04:24 Or something Yeah It's like that legendary just oh my god I just remembered I guess I don't know if it was before or after it might have been after no it might have been before the family guy
Starting point is 00:04:43 Simpsons conjoining Right have you seen that? Yeah yeah I've seen that but they like before all this there was like a joke that the Simpsons did poking fun at family guy get smart yeah yeah yeah it's horrible yeah it's really bad taste it's it's really fucking gross yeah and I saw it for the first time the other day and I was like seen it I was like what yeah because that was in retaliation took like a little throwaway gag it was a little tame
Starting point is 00:05:15 joke mm-hmm and which came like did it come after it was like retaliation but I mean did it come after like did that whole interaction happen after the um the south park no not the south park but the the co-lab they did like a simpson's family guy that must have been before but why would simpsons ever do anything with them after they've taken it there like everyone was family guy family guy is is unironically more relevant and popular than ever i've never seen more like shared family guy clips then yeah because the show was tick tock before tick to i'm sure we've we've talked about that only yeah that's like the best way to watch it too is a completely out of context gag so that's kind of funny yeah it should have been like
Starting point is 00:06:07 a skit show to begin with yeah but uh what also should have been a skit show is brocast season two episode six i i'm shadow the hedgehog I'm I I'm Alex joined by I I'm Homer
Starting point is 00:06:36 I'm Jim I'm not Hammer I'm sorry Hmm Oh I'm a little bit scared Why? You scared of the JARMedia patrons? Yeah, I'm scared of the patrons.
Starting point is 00:07:00 They got me, bro. How? They showed me what's what. They showed me what's what. Um, they found it. Oh, fuck. You serious?
Starting point is 00:07:21 dude i told you i warned you you idiot i and the buffalo no they found it so you're done skidooch schooch fuck okay yeah right so this is damage control so this is my apology episode can we call this one damage control the apology episode I don't know we got to kind of now be a good time to choose the title I suppose are we going for damage control my side of the story it's your story so every side of the story is your wait what was um what did he call his video hold on
Starting point is 00:08:14 um no that's fucked My response No, that's fucked We could go with my response What's some good like Apology titles The Apology? What's like
Starting point is 00:08:32 How about like Shane Dawson apologies? He's good at doing that Shane Dawson Apology Taking Accountability That's a good one Okay I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:08:48 I don't have to apologize for anything I was never I never did any of this no anyway this doesn't even matter I I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:09:07 yeah before we get too deep into the show let me shout out the patrons over the giant media they make the show and the audio version possible I'm really in a weird mood today You got that raw and filtered MP3 over on Patreon ad free And even for the past few weeks The video has been edited slightly early
Starting point is 00:09:30 And this isn't a promise for every week But when it is finished early I even chuck it up early And put the video up early It never ends the gifts that keep on giving That reminds me of that meme ur-maggird Nice Nice pull, brother
Starting point is 00:09:47 You got your patron names Read in the first or second week Of each month If you're a dibby tier or above So that was attached to the previous episode I've already seen a couple of patron names Who have taken the advice Of making their name
Starting point is 00:10:02 Begin with a series of ours So I'm very excited for next month's one Jaffter hours on Patreon as well You got Will LaFarty You got Hell Divers Discussion You got the Lego Death Sound Match game You got Invincible Season 3
Starting point is 00:10:17 As Mid as they say We got the Elon rant We got What did we do last week We did We watched a I always want to say How it should have ended
Starting point is 00:10:26 But it's um Cinema Sins Cinema Sins We did Cinema Sins decided to do a video On their TV Side Content Farm channel On Wallace and Gromit
Starting point is 00:10:36 Wrong Trous So we checked out that video Over there Um Which is kind of awesome And I think for this week's one we're going to do something to do the Minecraft movie
Starting point is 00:10:47 we've both seen it we're both hyped on it um excitable I don't know if it it's not going to be an as they say is it doesn't deserve it no I think just the generalised um um generalized generalized
Starting point is 00:11:02 generalized awesome discussion GAD yeah that's a great idea yeah baby um so yeah And last but not least, the Jiamedia group chat, an ongoing discussion over there,
Starting point is 00:11:18 which I've been staying clear of since the truth was found. The truth was found. Right, let's do some housekeeping then. We round off conversations from the previous week or so, or sometimes even longer. Can I just say, before we get too deep into it, if I sound a bit weird, it's because my teeth are really dry and they're a bit out of shape. like they're a bit wonky today the old uh d t's
Starting point is 00:11:48 yeah think about that one the denture teeth I have dry teeth um zeff the salamander can get this going then
Starting point is 00:12:03 I come to you with a greeting of bear and bear if you guys happen to visit Cornwall again I recommend popping a visit over to Polpero is right next to Lou and is a lovely little town with some great views from the cliff top how did you say it pulpero how do you say it pulpero yeah yeah sorry everybody sorry you cornwallians or 500 of you can speak
Starting point is 00:12:28 the language down there um great views from the cliff top the seagulls are just as deadly there too also the bear bear episode is nearly three years old now thoughts wow it's not old enough. Time is a flat circle. Bottomless spirit... See, I've read this name multiple times. Bottomless... Do you mean to read it? Oh, it's bottomless
Starting point is 00:12:54 pit rising. Oh. He-he-he-he! Oops. Um, hello and hello fellows. Just wanted to say thank you for reading my extremely dumb suggestions in recent casts. The cast in general brightens up every week. But getting to hear you two laugh at my
Starting point is 00:13:10 silly words makes it even better love you boys and game on it's quite sincere too sincere yeah too sincere reel it in reel it in you need to be nastier yes make us laugh boy like this one from old years still me have you tried being normal even one bloody time i did yeah once worst five minutes of my life um oh do i even want to bring this one up yeah we had a brief You want it. Well, Jim wants it, so if you don't like it, then you can blame Jim. Um, oven hut says, while I have lots of takes on AI, most of them negative.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I feel the biggest problem with AI is its use in the academic field. I left school right before ChatGPT came out, but my youngest siblings are currently in college. And like, I was not the pillar of academic integrity when I was in school, but from what I understand, chat GPT is being used throughout the entire academic field. At the college level, at least. These students are coasting through. college they paid for and graduating without even learning anything and it's not like AI is just
Starting point is 00:14:15 being used for generic college classes like math or science but also for students majors both my siblings are majoring in finance a graduating next spring and cannot do nearly any of their work without plugging it into AI I don't want to sound like a stick in the mud or a prude but the idea that we have financial advisors doctors teachers lawyers etc who've never really retained any knowledge or read or wrote any of the academic papers feels like we're setting up for a future where society as a whole just collapses in on itself. Maybe I'm being hyperbolic and maybe I'm just, to use a Trump term, a panicking. But this precedent where setting where anyone can become a high-skill professional,
Starting point is 00:14:54 despite the avenues to get there being purposefully difficult to make sure only the best and most passionate slash dedicated are promoted to their profession is pretty terrifying. I don't think using finance as like the bar for like put, Like, being a finance man or woman isn't the same as being a doctor man or woman, you know? Yeah, sure. To go into finance, you just need, like, a bag of cocaine. Yeah. Well, to get into finance, you just need, like, better than a bag of cocaine is just being born into the right family.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Like, you need zero brain for that, you know. um but yeah but also like someone who gets or is studying um a doctorate you know in in like medicine uh when they get to the point of being a junior doctorate they have to actually do it and they're it's not like they get the qualification it's like right go be it maybe it isn't america because right um america like some some doctors just exist in america to prescribe nice drugs i do general studies i prescribe adderol you know like there are doctors just for that and you don't really need a a qualification for that you don't need a good
Starting point is 00:16:27 you know but the people who are becoming like actual surgeons and stuff they're not just going to be thrust into like an operating room like go on crack on you've done the studies they just take pictures and then like ask chat cheap yeah yeah yeah okay where do i cut first yeah yeah it's probably good idea if you cut here and i mean i'm sure it won't be that long until we have robots doing all that stuff i i don't know maybe i'd trust the robots more yeah genuinely trust issues apart from hitman ah In Hitman, there's the robot surgeon that you can hack. And then it like, then it stabs the guy and yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Because I, this might be controversial, actually. I, I, I, I, I'm not a fan of humans driving cars. Okay. I feel like every time I get into my car, I'm like, you can just be killed, like just straight up. It should be like a great ape. It should be the orangutan I would trust an orangutan
Starting point is 00:17:33 more than the average person I see driving around I went like I was driving around a roundabout because I'd gone the wrong way or something so I was coming back around of myself and this huge industrial vehicle that was coming just like didn't stop
Starting point is 00:17:49 so I had to stop on the roundabout and it just went past and it was like if I didn't stop then I would have been killed yeah and it probably was a great ape behind that wheel um but nuddle arm says affect starts with the letter A for action
Starting point is 00:18:07 effect starts with the letter E for everything else that might be the best description I've seen for it yeah but what does that mean? I don't know it's all action everything's action when you look at it with a certain motion um sun praising man says I'm one of the few jarlings that actually
Starting point is 00:18:28 loves the trip episodes. It's always bring in a new topic and wacky stories to tell, and it's always nice to hear the lads having a good time. It's also nice change of pace to hear Jamie praise Cornwall in the UK. It's easy to dogg on your own country. Arf, arf, whiff, wharf. But appreciating despite its many flaws is another thing because the UK really is beautiful at places, so would use ever plan a trip to Scotland as well. IMO is a really is the better half of the UK. I've been boggled. Scotland?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yeah. Wait, let me guess. You hate the Scottish as well. You're racist to Scotland. They're not a race. I would love to go to Scotland. I'm actually really hyped to go to Scotland. Yeah, it's like the most beautiful place on the earth.
Starting point is 00:19:26 It's genuinely... Yeah, straight up. Name a country. Um pass Okay Moving on Deconstruction 8163 says
Starting point is 00:19:43 Yes A talking dog Would be considered neurodivergent When compared to other dogs Yeah I guess Was that something Was that like an ongoing conversation I'm pretty sure we're talking about Scooby-D
Starting point is 00:19:58 if Scooby-D is Scooby-D neurodivision, right. Yeah, okay. Fokter-Dill says, Alex, let's run away together, but not in a gay way. Why? Let's run away as friends. I want to run away as friends. Do you think, like, um, do you think Einstein was neurodivergent? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Why? Because he's like smart. then why was he able to have a nice chat by the lake um that was uh artistic license he wasn't able to actually have any chats uh yeah he was too locked in it was too locked in my teeth are all wrong in my mouth a bit too dry not just dry just wrongly shaped are they getting crispy no
Starting point is 00:20:52 see they look wet from here Um, Kirsha A says, as a Cornish maid, having the Jarboys... What? Visit... A Cornish maid? What? Yeah, I guess I didn't question what they meant by that. Visit Kernal feels like Jesus has visited.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Colonel? Merrass. KFC. For those curious about the Dobby thing, in the books, Dobby is meant to die in a fictional Cornish area, hence the connection. However, the scene in the movie was shot in Wales. If any of the jarlings are planning on visiting, look out for Truro Jewelry shop with the Nifler in the window.
Starting point is 00:21:38 The Nifler. Is that a slur? Can we say that? We can. Oh, right, cool. User 68562-D said, seriously, what's the name of that thing? I'm obsessed. Most people call me Alex.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Rory-166 says Alex, don't put your laptop on your lap like that. It's not good for you. Rye? Only on your balls. No, I purposefully put it on my balls to try and make my sterile. You know? A free, um, what do they call it? Funny.
Starting point is 00:22:21 A V-sync. I... I have testicular problems. Not funny, that's really upsetting to some people. Beep it. I... I'm sterile. Not funny.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Really upsetting to the guy from up. Ruin his life. I think up is overrated. Fuck off. Now, to come up with that... No, you're winning me over, actually. I like the bird. Yeah, I like the dog.
Starting point is 00:23:04 And it does have a golden in it. Yeah. Hi, I think Doug. The neroid divergent dog. Doug the neroid divergent dog. He can say, um, ours, though. He can say what? Ars.
Starting point is 00:23:17 The R word. Well, he probably could say it. Oh, right. Ars, not like Scooby D. Yeah, I guess Scooby-D is more neurodivergent? Because he's got one of them speech in the comments. Is Doug from Up or Scooby-Doo, a more neurodivergent dog? But in the meanwhile, Citrus NAC says,
Starting point is 00:23:38 This thumbnail, Loki slaps like it's an album cover. If you were guys to make unironic music, what genre would it be? It would probably be like post-Ironic. I-spice-type music. Post-ironic, like, ice-spice-type beats? Yeah. as in like low effort just fucking shit
Starting point is 00:23:57 it's mostly about the booty yeah and then you take a Zen pick and nobody likes you anymore because you got no booty and then you get your booty back and everyone loves you again yeah then it's like the
Starting point is 00:24:08 return I am I spice yeah yeah I agree and seeing as it's come up a few times Mr Blue Pumpkin is vinceing it
Starting point is 00:24:23 says also thoughts on the trend of people going apeshit about the Minecraft movie. I went to a viewing on opening day and it was funny there since we only clapped and cheered, but seeing viewings where people are trashing cinemas by throwing popcorn all over the venue with one video showing off a pute puddle on the floor. Really makes it unfunny and terrible. That makes it pretty funny and awesome. That's funnier than like bringing an actual chicken or like letting off fireworks, which is, it's become this like escalation game.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Yes, the arms race. It's the Minecraft missile crisis. Who can ruin the minimum wage worker who has to clean it up, stay? The most, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say something controversial. Please do. I think these people are making minimum wage cinema jobs more.
Starting point is 00:25:23 competitive, thus pushing the minimum wage up. I demand a higher minimum wage. Do you get what I'm saying there? Not really. More competition, more competition. Breeds. Breeds success. Absolutely breeds it.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Yeah. Breeds it like Elon's children all across the earth. Yeah. All different pop stars and people of it. Who's your favorite Elon Musk child? Which everyone despises him the most. Who's your favorite Elon baby mama? he rhymes.
Starting point is 00:26:25 No, fuck no. The one who wrote... Oh, God. No, I liked her tweet about orangutans the other day. No, um...
Starting point is 00:26:35 I was gonna do like an irony joke, but then I remembered, like, you... That's silly. Why? Because when you're irony enough, then it just becomes a thing you're hiring.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah. And one person might go, huh, yeah. I'm based. there's always one of those though yeah yeah yeah but that's why you're not allowed anymore you're only allowed to say what you mean you're only allowed to be sincere
Starting point is 00:27:05 I am sincere Jack Black isn't sincere What is he? He is when he's being Po the Panda I'm pal That's not Jack Black That was young Po voice That was young Po voice Aquafina
Starting point is 00:27:24 I like Jack Black in the holiday On your holiday My favourite Jack Black movie is The Holiday What the fuck's the holiday Fuck oh Are you joking The holiday
Starting point is 00:27:43 You're a shit You don't know shit about film Oh I've seen this Yeah It's the best Jack Black film It's got a cheap little Minecraft Steve smile. Yeah, he's young Minecraft Steve. This is before he got into mines. I'm on the holiday.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's in so crazy stuff bro. I wish I wish it was like law that Jack Black had had to be in every single video game adaptation. I wish he was Joel in The Last of Us. I wish he was Ellie in The Last of Us. I wish he was David in The Last of Us. Tasteful Jack Black Cammy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I am a predator. Yeah, bro. The only real topic I kind of had to delve into is actually like... It just doesn't like match the energy at all. Well, what, should I still do it? Yeah. I don't know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Have you ever seen the show The White Lotus? I know you haven't. Why'd I even ask you? I... You're like Satia. No Jim has not seen the White Lotus. I... Haven't seen the White Lotus.
Starting point is 00:29:23 How do you know I haven't seen it? I just know you haven't. Have you? Why do you think I haven't? Just be earnest for one fucking second. Be earnest. You can't ask someone to be earnest. Play earnest, will you? Just for one minute, please. Please be earnest. Have you seen the White Lotus?
Starting point is 00:29:46 Maybe. Speaking of the Minecraft movie, Jennifer Coolidge is in that. Okay. I don't know what the white lotus is. Yeah, it doesn't really matter. Oh, okay. Except it really matters for the topic and bring up. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Not that you've seen it or not. What's more? What the fuck are you saying? Not that I've seen it or not. What do you mean? Look. Wait. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Do you have any dental floss? Do you actually? I think I've got a bit what is it there in my teeth no like it might be a bit bean stuck in my teeth that why it's so dry it could be but also like it's it's like pushing my teeth apart it's like I can't fucking focus it's actually driving me nuts if you go into the bathroom around the corner yeah next to the sink should be a little white bag here full of my favorites yeah I
Starting point is 00:30:55 I'm filling time A little white baggy full of my favourites I I'm doing my best to fill time Yeah if you're standing looking at the sink On your left In that little thing With the layers
Starting point is 00:31:13 There should be a little wide baggie full of those Yeah yeah the floss harps Yeah I I'm using one of the 32 floss harps I Need you to come back and running out things to say Need to have a sip of this
Starting point is 00:31:43 I I'm still not sick of doing it I think I'm gonna do it for the whole episode Ah! Is that working? Fat chunk of bean, you got more? I... I'm angry at Jamie.
Starting point is 00:32:08 And not for the flossing. Now, when you come back, you have to floss. Minecraft style. Yes. Brother, why are you putting cans in the bin? Cans go and recycling, don't you know? Are you trying to be Garras? Did I sound like Garis?
Starting point is 00:32:45 A little bit. Garris. Garris Vagarian. Has that helped? I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. Why is it so funny to just say that you're getting scared? Is it? Is it that funny?
Starting point is 00:33:12 I find it pretty, pretty luck boy. I find it insulting. Yeah. Yeah. Get that bean. Flick the bean out of your mouth. I got stucky. Yeah, I do put a bit of super glue on every single one of those just for added challenge.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Well, it's definitely better. Sorry for that hiatus. Apologize. I just did. But be more sincere. Be like Jack Black. like Jack Black apologising. I...
Starting point is 00:33:53 I'm sorry. What are we talking about? Black Lotus. Oh yeah. Do you know who Mike White is? He's best friends of Jack Black, weirdly. Mike White and Jack Black.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Mike White. Is he the other half of Thingy? No. Tenacious G. No, you might know him from... You've seen School of Rock, right? Mm-hmm. He wrote School of Rock, and I think he's in the film. This dude.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Kind of looks like me when I put 20 years on me. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. He writes this show called The White Lotus, which Want Goggins is in season three. I haven't seen him any of season three, but this article has been going around, a quote of him, it's had sort of a controversial reaction of sorts.
Starting point is 00:34:53 And I thought his defence of it was interesting and could spark a little idea, perhaps, on the idea of audiences at absorbing stories and when criticism is too far or blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know that in Gorilla's album, Humans, the Aussie voice in it? Do you know who that is?
Starting point is 00:35:18 No. It's the guy from Rogue 1 and Bloodline. The Aussie dude. Rogue 1. Yeah, Krenic. Who's he in Rogue? Oh shit, what? Yeah, he's the voice on humans.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Well, the elevator going up, go? Yeah. Elevator going up. You're pissing me off. I'm serious. You're taking a piss all over the shop. No, I'm serious, my head. what the fuck
Starting point is 00:35:50 okay weird pivot but wow I don't know where or why I said that that's crazy that's got nothing to do with the Mike White thing yeah yeah going back to Mike White yeah
Starting point is 00:36:00 so this variety article is where I'm plucking this from the White Light Lotus creator Mike White has responded to season three viewers complaining about the show's pacing some fans have criticized the latest season for being too slow
Starting point is 00:36:12 and boring across its eight episodes the show's the longest run yet the season finale was at a super sized 87 minutes long the pacing and the vibe it definitely gets under their skin White said about his critics on the official
Starting point is 00:36:26 White Lotus podcast There was complaining about how there's no plot That part I find weird It never did Part of me is just like bro This is the vibe I'm world building
Starting point is 00:36:40 If you don't want to go to bed with me Then get out of my bed I'm edging you Enjoy the edging If you don't want to be edged then get out of my bed do you know what I mean don't be a bossy bottom
Starting point is 00:36:52 get the fuck out of my bed don't come home with me don't get naked in my bed get the fuck out of my bed obviously something is going to happen yeah what he said this on a podcast
Starting point is 00:37:10 for his own show the writer of the show I like I read this earlier but I guess it didn't really click in reading it out loud it was kind of funny that's it kind of interesting
Starting point is 00:37:28 yeah that's crazy do you agree uh no I feel like have you've watched two seasons I've seen season one and two which I thought were excellent
Starting point is 00:37:42 oh right so it does have a story it's it's quite loose and it's more about like characters and it does have like a strong I guess atmosphere um right it's just about like kind of rich people on holiday oh but like with loads of character actors and they're like quite out of touch and it's funny and quirky and weird um but I don't know you're playing like a dangerous game I feel when you're angry at how people are interpreting it but that's what that this is where I was kind of interested by where this takes my mind like that balance of hey I'm making this thing for me but then if an audience rejects it
Starting point is 00:38:26 like you know you know you didn't see like David Lynch like saying you know you should you shouldn't or should feel this thing about my thing do does David Lynch strike you as someone who made his stuff more for him kind of like anuteur like it was very much like this is me yeah
Starting point is 00:38:54 it's like a or even like his dune was like it's very much like a lynch thing it's fucking weird yeah hmm I think
Starting point is 00:39:08 it does have to be like a middle ground right like it can't be just for the artist um why not I mean it can be but then if you do that how can you be upset yeah
Starting point is 00:39:32 yeah and I feel like the art is less effective you know you're not reaching as many people yeah this goes into that idea the death of the author the death of the author is a literary theory that argues that the meaning of a text is not determined by the author's intention but rather by
Starting point is 00:39:49 the reader's interpretation I heard an argument for this and I think it was in a video game in a video game or in a video about a video game no in a video game and I can't remember what video game it was something a bit philosophical well no it was like two characters having a conversation
Starting point is 00:40:11 in the background of a video game Oh what would that be? I have no idea But the argument was If art is like a statement Right Then the The person saying the statement is equally as important As the statement
Starting point is 00:40:32 The person saying the statement is equally as important as the statement Yeah the example they used or the character used in this video game was someone saying I love you right so like your mum saying I love you is very different to like someone you don't know
Starting point is 00:40:59 saying I love you like they mean two very different things like the same statement coming from different people gives very different reactions so Elon Musk on stage going I love you yeah very different to your mother tucking you in at night saying i love you yeah right that's how our mummy would tuck us in and i think there's truth in that in the death of the author no the opposite i think who's saying it is very important it's like when i hear kanier saying it's Playing drunken hot girls. I don't vibe with it. You know? No. Then I feel like Because I've even noticed this before like just in my little myopic experience of making videos and stuff and
Starting point is 00:41:57 stuff and in a comment that might even become a top comment might be an observation someone made about my video where it was like, oh, this like this observation or this thing you said here. like that was a a double meaning or something and it's like yeah like sometimes you can accidentally stumble across something that you didn't actually intend but then an audience can find meaning even though it wasn't intended
Starting point is 00:42:29 but surely that gives it some kind of artistic value even if it wasn't intended if they've if if they've found that meaning for. Yeah, because that's like the third person in, there's, there's like statement and the, the thing making the statement and the thing interpreting the statement. And it's like an equation, you know. I'm trying to, I'm trying to think of an example of like a, a movie or game or book or something that has been like wildly misinterpreted or,
Starting point is 00:43:09 I don't know something something like that where the commentary around the actual thing is goes against the intention of the artist or something like this um the only thing that's like popping into my mind is the conversation that's always raging on twitter of some reason specifically my algorithm around starship troopers right where it's like quite heated and people are like really passionate on one side or the other what what are the sides like it's pretty cut and dry to me that means you're on a certain side but there is another yeah yeah group of people that are like um um that of course the the the satire doesn't work because you made all the characters hot young people who are killing bugs genocidal bugs
Starting point is 00:44:07 and it's only human to take their side type thing um right yeah i can see that argument um because there are plenty of people that like watch robocop and just find it cool and just don't even care about the like state commentary or yeah yeah yeah um which i i think works in its favor i think that can be like part of the statement like yeah it's what's interesting about satire at least yeah but something I saw today um and I was like dumbfounded was going off of Starship Troopers a comment someone had had written underneath a hell divers video mm which was like I can't believe people are trying to politicize hell divers it's like I saw are we playing the same game yeah yeah I saw
Starting point is 00:45:07 something like that in lines of like it was someone opining about Metal Gear Solid 2 and their comment on it was like back when games weren't needlessly political yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like the you are just enjoying this in a
Starting point is 00:45:25 completely different way than a lot yeah but also it's totally misunderstanding what politics aids like politics can't not be in art. Like, I truly believe that. Yeah, I think I agree.
Starting point is 00:45:43 There's no story that doesn't have some sort of political undertone. Like, none. Because, like, the conditions of the time period that something is made, whether you like it or not, is going to be affected by whatever the political climate is, even if you're not really consciously writing it into something.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Yeah, yeah. It's either going to be reinforcing the status quo or, like, knocking against it. Hmm. You know, like, just by, by actively not, um, being anti-status quo, you are pro-status quo. If, if that makes sense. Yeah. Um, but yeah, going back to like,
Starting point is 00:46:35 art the artist. I feel like the it's not just those two things at play it's it is that equation of like art artist and like the observer you know and you change any one of those
Starting point is 00:46:55 and the whole thing changes yeah you know and the art is the thing in the middle um because that's where you get like people and I'm sure sure this has happened and I can't think of any examples but like artist makes a thing thing gets interpreted
Starting point is 00:47:12 and then artist hates the thing because of how his thing was interpreted or her thing was interpreted um it's like um from what I understand attack on Titan like when in a
Starting point is 00:47:35 very strange political direction towards the end um i only read a oh god am i going to get that that one dude who's obsessed whenever i talk about attack on titan come out of the woodwork is this a thing yeah because he's really upset that i i like invincible but had issues with attack on titan i guess um but with the caveat being when i read attack on titan it was before it had been officially translated um so it was a more like janky version based off the Japanese manga, just fans translating it, I guess. But from what I've heard, and I've watched some pretty extensive videos on the topic, but the direction that the end of attack on Titan goes is very like, either you you interpret it as like
Starting point is 00:48:39 anti-kindle, kind of in-celly fascist um, like extreme or dance around it too, don't actually spoil what? Yeah, yeah, I'm, I can't, I've not read it like fully myself, so I can't really spoil anything. But either it's like anti-
Starting point is 00:49:02 in celly fascism or like badass in celly like sigma i'm a sigma male fascist like type right right yeah well it's it's the it's the boys thing it's the american psycho thing right where like sometimes the commentary can go over some's head and then you can wind up yeah but there's there's certain examples where like um I watched What's this fucking name? The Stockbroker guy
Starting point is 00:49:43 Wolfram Street. Yeah, that's another one. I watched that film like a year ago. What did you think? Had you seen it before? I hate that film. Really? I fucking hate that film. I've only seen it the one, so I remember enjoying it. It's, it.
Starting point is 00:50:00 do you think it doesn't work as a satire then no like do you think like Goodfellas and I haven't I can't speak to that I watched that when I was like 16 I haven't seen it since um
Starting point is 00:50:15 but yeah I kind of fucking hated um the wolf of Wall Street because like why it never it didn't do a good enough job of it's like too funny it's too likable
Starting point is 00:50:34 yeah and it's like it why is that inherently bad though you think it glorifies it yes but it's depicting something inherently endorsing it no it doesn't
Starting point is 00:50:45 it doesn't like it doesn't make anything look bad you know like you could say um when when he's like crawling on the ground because he's ODed on some shit
Starting point is 00:50:59 and he's like Yeah, yeah. Making the phone call, like... That's like a comedic scene from memory. Yeah. It's played for laughs. Like, it... The stakes are so low.
Starting point is 00:51:09 It just doesn't, like, hit home. It's also juvenile. And, like, none of it really mattered. Like, look at it's like, look at this crazy shit this guy did. Isn't this wild? He was, like, throwing dwarves at a board. Like, isn't this crazy? Like, it's just for entertainment purposes.
Starting point is 00:51:28 this is a true story can you believe it you know that does he not like wind up in jail briefly for like three seconds in the movie he's under like house arrest for a bit um that's one another that's one thing about
Starting point is 00:51:44 a lot of Scorsese's other movies is that often in the third act is when it kind of falls apart for the characters in the crime thing or doing something unsustainable it just didn't it didn't feel like that was the point of the movie to me and it ends with him like doing a seminar and like the real
Starting point is 00:52:04 guy is in the movie at the end he like introduces yeah yeah himself and it's like well he's in the film is it like an endorsement and then then also part of the reason I hate this film is because I then found out about his TikTok and he's like living life large and like to this day yeah yeah And it's like, Jesus Christ. So that kind of like what the film is saying, though, almost. It doesn't feel that way. Why is he in the movie? It's like about excess, right?
Starting point is 00:52:37 Yeah. It's an excessive three-hour-long film about excess. Yeah, I hear what you're saying, though. I don't think you're alone in having that kind of opinion. I would need to re-watch it. It's literally been over 10 years since I've seen it. it so yeah it just it didn't like especially yeah I guess now it that was a long time ago that was before the like Manusphere stuff online and the yeah and now it's being reused in that
Starting point is 00:53:10 they use the clips or whatever yeah it's it's it but that's interesting actually but I I don't know if um I think it is a problem with the art itself but then like how do you so What's the difference between that and an American Psycho, then? Which lots of people do the exact same thing for. American Psycho is absurd. American Psycho has the guy running around with like a chainsaw chopping up women. Like nobody sees that and thinks it's good. They do, though.
Starting point is 00:53:42 They really romanticize that character and they think he's cool. They romanticize in the same way they do Jordan Belford. No, because they see him with like a six-pack and he's doing yoga with the skincare routine. Like that part, they romanticize. I don't think they're romanticizing him. chopping up killing the women. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:58 And that is like an unavoidable part of the film. You know? Yeah. And it ends with him like crying on the phone and he's like pathetic.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And it's not really played for laughs and he's not even recognized as doing this stuff. It's kind of play for laughs. I think it's one of the funniest films to be honest. Yeah, I mean it's... Cool it with the only semantic remarks.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Yeah, no. I mean that that shit is funny. I mean, at the end, like when everything's gone kaput and he's like on the phone he's like a paranoid mess right and he's he's like on the phone he's called the cops or something or he's called someone at the office um and they're like what are you talking about this you didn't do any of this blah blah blah um i think it works more because and it's not based in any sort of reality yeah where is the wolf of wall street yeah that's a tough one actually
Starting point is 00:54:56 because it's still like a Scorsese movie with those performances with that direction. It's like a well made felt. The performances piss me off as well, though. Really? Yeah. I found it like obnoxious. Like to... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Yeah. And all these characters like... They're very clearly riffing. They're like... Adlibbing. Yeah, and they're doing like bits. And... it's it's not
Starting point is 00:55:27 I didn't find it very funny I found it very like 2016 right yeah well maybe it rings that way I honestly I can't really clap back with any strong opinions because I just haven't seen it in so long
Starting point is 00:55:39 yeah but but this is an example of like if if the artist intended this to be a criticism of this type of lifestyle yeah it didn't really work because what you got is a bunch of people wishing they were in his place and also when
Starting point is 00:55:57 they're like they're showing off this character to have like like he he he gets the um what's her face Mago Robbie
Starting point is 00:56:16 he gets Mago Robbie he's having like a great time on all these drugs he's got the yacht with like the perfect blue ocean um yeah yeah i'm finding things like this hollywood reporter article it's a film that has its detractors that consider it an excessive overly vulgar frat boy fantasy that seems to downright celebrate it's a moral wall street stockbroker protagonist jordan belfort um that seems to be more where you're coming from um Yeah, I don't think it's enough to just show it for people to know that it's bad, you know?
Starting point is 00:57:04 Like, I could look at the things happening in the movie and think it's, like, disgusting. I don't know if it's, if a bunch of my perspective on the movie comes from the fact that I'd seen loads of it in, like, YouTube shorts with... Yeah, that is a really interesting perspective. Yeah. but again it goes to show like because that's also where I've mostly seen the kind of imagery revisited or clips of it is through that sort of thing
Starting point is 00:57:33 like on TikTok or YouTube shorts or whatever movies shouldn't provide moral instruction but the best incorporate competing philosophies but the best incorporate competing philosophy sorry the bank was blocking it and without a moral center wolf seems to revel in this cornucopia of bad behavior and a veritable orgy of immorality each scene making the same point only more and more outrageously the action ended with Scorsese's usual manic exuberance but to oh so monotonous effect did you find did you find it dull I found it obnoxious for
Starting point is 00:58:11 sure um we bored though just more like grossed out like if if um if we're supposed to look at Jordan Belfort having like a dwarf a little person and like throwing them at a target and that's like absurd and
Starting point is 00:58:38 so wrong and if he was doing that for entertainment and they're just depicting that for our entertainment like what's the difference like he did it in that context so that we can be entertained by it on a
Starting point is 00:58:55 masco. I think that, like, that's, that is endorsing it, in my view. Do you also find it interesting that it's his most successful film financially? Is it really? I think so, yeah. Wow. Because recently his films have kind of been bombing, too.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Really? Uh-huh. Interesting. Even with his cinema meme. Yeah, yeah, because people don't actually care. Like, people don't go out to see Flower Moon. Yeah, he needs to direct to Marvel movie Good fellas We'll return in
Starting point is 00:59:29 Evendons Yeah that's interesting Maybe I'd be curious to know What Jarlings out there think Yeah Maybe I'm wrong I think that's a legitimate
Starting point is 00:59:43 Yeah No I'm holding fast on that one Okay Let's know what you think on the Wolf of Wall Street Or this whole idea of the death of the artist or is depicting endorsement and this kind of stuff? Because I find that interesting as well. Yeah, but I don't think depicting is endorsement.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Like if the movie was from the angle of the... I mean, maybe the little person in this scenario loved it. Maybe they did. But if they didn't, maybe if the depiction of the story was like from their perspective, was like right that might be of more value you know someone like a victim
Starting point is 01:00:30 of this scenario that might give more insight into the downsides of this sort of behaviour than the guy who reaped all the benefits and then gets like a huge tick tov from it I don't know I'm just some schmuck
Starting point is 01:00:49 you know I find it interesting a certain like characters or things get latched onto like that like um i feel like punisher speaking of super hero stuff is one of those characters yeah yeah yeah because that actor is in oh yeah he is in wall for wall street um and like what does that mean yeah because that's a character that's often adopted by um if he's on like the back of a pickup truck yeah military as well like military um groups are often like obsessed with the punisher the skull like imagery
Starting point is 01:01:27 yeah it's uh strange he's also like he is cool in dead devil he's like a fun character he's really good that whole sequence in the show when he's like chained up daredevil and they're having a moral like fight I love that shit um
Starting point is 01:01:45 yeah I want to see like Batman having that conversation yeah yeah um the red hood or something like that would be sick but yeah i i think he he definitely needs to be emphasized as a an anti-hero when depicted like he's not a hero like he's fun to watch but his methods are questionable type thing yeah like you i think you shouldn't feel good about like when he wins at the end of the day it should be like
Starting point is 01:02:22 at what cost type thing I he's a genocidal maniac and morally dubious yeah I don't know how that turned into a wolf of Wall Street conversation no it like that was
Starting point is 01:02:41 you know it makes sense when you track it back we poo there's always we when there's poo but there's not always poo when there's we that's my point you hope anyway that's deep yeah you fucking hope you best believe you best dream
Starting point is 01:03:00 that that's the case oh the last time I shit myself I was peeing and poop came I was a fully grown man and I was like I don't poop myself anymore I'm just gonna oh I'm boot boy now I don't poo myself yeah and then I
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Starting point is 01:04:53 Um, if you got this far into the episode, comment. Every time I sneeze, a droplet of wee comes out. Right, we got some questions to answer, my friends. Some questions to answer indeed. Can I ask a question? Of course. Is urea in urine? Yes
Starting point is 01:05:14 Okay Yes Plain Jane 2-2-3 Can start us off here Jim, who's your favourite Doctor Who doctor Christopher Eccleston Wrong
Starting point is 01:05:28 What's your actual answer I said my fucking answer No, it's Matt Smith I hate Matt Smith His forehead too big He too Neanderthal no that was horrible beep all of that
Starting point is 01:05:44 that was that was fucking really nasty I did a little splash I like him he's fine Matt Smith that's when I stopped watching there I was like you're not my doctor you're not Scottish enough
Starting point is 01:05:59 I don't I'm not even a David Ted I'm a Christopher Eccleston fuck no why do you say that am I have I got his name wrong no You know who I mean?
Starting point is 01:06:13 Yes. I'm a fucking doctor. I mean, yeah. He was the best one. No. Why? Why do you keep saying this? Why can't I have this?
Starting point is 01:06:30 No, uh. Why? Really? What's wrong with him? No, tell me, genuinely. I'm getting furious. I'm getting amped up. up. Who's your favorite
Starting point is 01:06:43 doctor, Alex? Slidine. That's not a doctor. Doctor Who doctors? Christopher Eccleston introduced the Slavine. Yeah, that's what I was getting at. That's what I was getting at. That's what I was getting at.
Starting point is 01:06:59 That's what I was getting at. You don't like the Slavine. You don't like, I thought you loved the Slavine. They were scary. Do you remember that, are you my mommy? Are you my mommy? Are you my mommy? The World War II one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Scary. Are you my mother? No, I'm not. I'm fucking not. I'm not. I'm not fucking doctor. My favorite is Peter Capaldi. You've never seen him.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Yes, I have. He's great. I love Peter Capaldi, but you've never seen him as a doctor. Yes, have. No, you're fucking not, you fucking God. Enormous is erratic, says, Would you rather receive a file containing 4K quality images of every extinct animal that has existed on Earth
Starting point is 01:08:00 or a single 4K image of the nearest alien to us right now? For it to count, the alien creature must be at least the size of a chipmunk to eliminate what would present. presumably be clusters of alien cells or alien crickets, even though an alien cricket might be cool. Alien crickets could be awesome, yeah. That's actually really difficult. Yeah, because it's a gamble, because like, what if there aren't any aliens at the moment? Come on.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Come on. What? Come on. What? What do you know? What do you know that you're not telling? Hmm? Um...
Starting point is 01:08:54 I feel like I have to go with every extinct animal. I have to. Yeah, valid. Definitely valid. And I'm tempted to. Really? That surprises me more. I thought you'd go straight to alien, honestly.
Starting point is 01:09:08 No, because I don't know that there are aliens But like even that would be a satisfying answer though, right? Also fucking terrifying, I'd prefer to not know You'd be more scared if you didn't get anything If there was no alien Yes Really? Look, so if I get some alien fucking chipmunk Then I'm like
Starting point is 01:09:33 What if you get, like, you choose the alien and it's just Jack Black and you're like I am alien That's just so Like that would change so much What Jack Black being an alien No the other one My answer
Starting point is 01:09:53 We're like About just the past Yeah every single thing There'd be so many You wouldn't In your whole lifetime You wouldn't be able to look through them all Well let's be reasonable
Starting point is 01:10:08 about this. Do you know how many things have lived? Yeah. A lot of things. How many things have lived? Oh, I put lives. Have lived. It's impossible to know.
Starting point is 01:10:32 See? Around 10 million to 14 million species are currently alive. yeah and that's like 1% of all species that more than 99% of all species that has ever lived are estimated to be extinct more than 99% so there's less the tens of millions of species alive right now are less than 1% of all things that have lived ever that's wild that that solidifies it that's what I'm saying but then one alien one alien one alien Yeah, that might not even exist. Yeah, what if you get the feedback and it's Christopher Eccleson? You get it back and it's a Slothene. Huh? What does it mean?
Starting point is 01:11:25 It's Bernie Sanders. What do you mean by that? Let's not get political. he's come to save us um read this in a bad accent says hello bros have you guys ever done
Starting point is 01:11:50 a drama class slash school play I just feel in an alternate timeline you'd be great improvised theater cringes do you have any opinions I can't know on improvised comedy slash local live
Starting point is 01:12:05 theater and the like challenge do a scene yes and no improv's fucking stupid that's what someone who is really good at improv would say
Starting point is 01:12:17 yeah what's the deal with the funniest things no why don't why won't you do yes and with me I hate improv no it's funny I don't like it
Starting point is 01:12:32 what about like just I respect life that you went to a comedy club, like, recently. Yeah, that's not live theater. I know, I know. Also, my, I was in a constant anxiety attack because I was terrified that I'd accidentally
Starting point is 01:12:48 found myself in the mothership. What? Some Joe Rogan's comedy club and... Oh, is that what it's called? Yeah, the mother's, see it, a whole alien thing. He's got, like, a monopoly on comedy. Um, no, I, I can't do, like, improv for, for, the fucking life of me.
Starting point is 01:13:09 I think I'd be a great actor. Like, Shazar. Yeah, let's do a scene from Shazam 2. Hello, I'm Shazam 2. And I'm Shazam 2's brother. Shazam! No, can we actually try it?
Starting point is 01:13:29 Okay. Yes, Anne. What's the concept? I screenshot. This is a classic improv game that teaches the value of accepting each other's ideas and cooperating. with one another. The game may be played in pairs on stage or with the whole group in a circle.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Okay. First demonstrate this yourself by making a simple statement. Tell students that you're going to make up a conversation between two people in which every sentence, except the first one, starts with the words yes and. Additionally, every new statement should become more exaggerated furthering the scene. The example is, the river is full of fish. Yes, and one of them is enormous. yes and he's swimming towards us yes and he looks hungry yes and we are trapped in this boat yes and he looks like a whale
Starting point is 01:14:15 than a fish more like a whale than a fish sorry I'm kind of dumb yeah and you're kind of even dumber yeah and I'm also kind of a genius in different ways is that R1?
Starting point is 01:14:38 stopped it like that was my you'd have an opening statement then okay um always
Starting point is 01:14:50 piss when you shit yes and I I'm Steve okay you're kind of good at this game yeah Um, Sonic is my...
Starting point is 01:15:13 I love Sonic. Yes, and I love Shadow. Yes, and you barely even needed to say that because that's basically implied. Yes, well, some may prefer tales a bit more. Yes, and Sega all round just make iconic, memorable characters. Yes, and me love Monkey Ball 3. Yes, but let's go back to Sonic because I love Sonic so much Yes, no, me more Monkey Ball
Starting point is 01:15:46 Yes, and I I'm Sonic That's a good game That's a good game Maybe we should start every Every single one Every single brocast with Yes and
Starting point is 01:16:08 yes and my diaper is for do you know how to know someone's a certified bit of a twat how if they've done improv courses no that's how you know they're certified hilarious oh yeah I might have yes and got that wrong yes and I'm also got a legalized in comedy do you remember um you might not have ever seen these but the ads for
Starting point is 01:16:37 for games where it's like if you can if you can beat level six then you are legally skilled yes and I'm legally skilled yeah I just love that oh my God
Starting point is 01:16:57 what's wrong yes and I'm scared yes and I'm frightened Yes, and I'm even more frightened than you Yes, and I'm more frightened than I am you Yes, and this is getting too philosophical for me Yes, and it's not psilophosophical enough Yes, and by the way, don't keep this going for too long
Starting point is 01:17:24 Because my diaper's pretty full Why are you doing like a Jedi mate chick and This isn't the full diaper, what's cringier diaper or nappy diaper do you think diaper nappy's dirtier to me
Starting point is 01:17:47 you're nappy you're nappy you're nappy brough nappy yeah nappy's gayer And diapers more straight.
Starting point is 01:18:10 What's this thing? It's like breaststroke. Is it breathstroke or breaststroke? double-cheeked-up did you want to know a fucked-up fact in Japan they sell more adult diapers than diapers for children really
Starting point is 01:18:43 that's how bad it's getting over there that's how good it's getting over there and it's not even because like they're old it's just because that's just how they do it over there you know that's just such workaholics like they're just all double-dyped up every day yeah well I've always thought this. Like, there's
Starting point is 01:19:00 been this whole Pistemic with Amazon workers. Why not just find them? No, get them catheters. No, this is the West. No, this is the West. You know, we have technologies. We, we we have the most money out of every hemisphere.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Yeah. We're in the Western hemisphere. Yeah. Get cathetered. Make your money. That's what that's what, like, Andrew Tate's group is going to be saying soon enough. He's going to be saying soon enough. He's he's good why do you not have a catheter where's your catheter if you want a bugatti
Starting point is 01:19:37 would he say diaper or napi yeah all you brokeies wearing nappies get a catheter he would say nappy yeah he would my god no i'm fake i'm i can really see him, you know, he always films those cringy videos where he's in like his dressing gown shirtless. Yeah, yeah. I saw one where he's wearing like short shorts. Yeah, exactly. Just short shorts.
Starting point is 01:20:09 But like instead of short shorts, it's a diaper. Yeah. Yeah, with a catheter bag, like strapped to his leg. There's like dangled from one of those things. He's like dragging it with him. Yeah. One of the four-legged things. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Oh man God, he's got such a weird accent, it's crazy Yeah It's like pick a lane, you know Pick a dip or a nap Yeah, you diaper or nappy You're like fucking come on dude Cather
Starting point is 01:20:42 How would you say diaper Diaper? I get up at 5 in the morning Put on my diaper It stays on till 6pm. Don't like that. He gets crusty. Tate's dipe gets crusty.
Starting point is 01:21:13 That's what's interesting is he says nappy but his brother says diaper. Or the other way round. I think Tristan is saying diaper. no nappy Andrew's saying diaper Andrew it's diaper Andrew
Starting point is 01:21:32 it's diaper it's nappy fuck my own law is failing me oh my god Gravewalker says Hey Mingers
Starting point is 01:21:42 I've been thinking a lot lately Uh huh Don't hurt yourself And that thinking made me think that I think too much which is a common symptom of having an inner monologue so I'm curious
Starting point is 01:21:57 do you find yourselves having a strong inner monologue or do you actually have abstract thoughts instead of an inner voice do you ever wonder what it'd be like to think the opposite way you do I mostly imagine what it must be like to not
Starting point is 01:22:14 not overthink everything you know I'm either yeah I'm either in a state of thinking about like potential futures or I'm like imagining like a story like something just totally fucking irrelevant the diaper chronicles yeah yeah like the nappy chronicles who's the main guy is is the nappy itself the main character or is it someone who's
Starting point is 01:22:49 like using it. Is it a baby? No, it's an old Japanese lady. I want Japanese lady with their diaper. Yeah. Do the Japanese call them diapers or nappies?
Starting point is 01:23:09 That is a question for Google. Do the Japanese. Say nappy or diaper? I'm put my money on diaper Um In Japanese the word for nappy or diaper is Umutsu
Starting point is 01:23:30 For closer to diaper Umutsu That's the only word you need if you're going out That's what fucking Tristan says Andrew get your umutsu up This word is used to refer to both Cloth diaper and disposable diaper.
Starting point is 01:23:53 Bring back cloth diapers, I say. Like, genuinely, like, reduce reuse, motherfucker, recycle. Omutsu. What the fuck is this website? Diper. Diper. Diper. Diper.
Starting point is 01:24:10 Baby bottle. Where were we? We're talking about diapers. No, we weren't. else. Diaper. The crazy thing I learned about, apparently if you're in Japan,
Starting point is 01:24:29 if someone whose Japanese is really struggling to understand you, if you do like a comical sort of racist exaggerated, then they will actually understand you better, like your accent. Diper.
Starting point is 01:24:48 No, I need new diaper. diaper how much ohmutsu ohmutsu diaper how would you say hello my name is Alex
Starting point is 01:25:01 but in a way that would make it easier for a Japanese person to understand wait I'll go to Google translate Japanese to English it already knows
Starting point is 01:25:13 um hello my name is Alex I should know this I went to Japanese club in year nine. Alexu des. Konnichua, my name is Alex
Starting point is 01:25:53 Yes Konichua Whates no Ma'a Alexi du des. Alexu Des. Well, it's like
Starting point is 01:26:03 our auntie is Spanish, right? And we went on holiday once with our Spanish auntie, our uncle, and our Spanish
Starting point is 01:26:12 auntie's parents who don't really speak much English. Hmm. Um, and my name is Alex, but in Spanish, she would call me Alice, Alith. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:26:25 And she, like, just couldn't really say Alex. So it's like a similar thing. Arek du, Arekudesu. Is it not? Yeah, because there's not like an L in, in the Japanese language, right? I guess not, huh? yeah i don't know how we got there from the question about inner monologues
Starting point is 01:26:56 yeah going back to that though what the fuck do you even think if it's not in like words and stuff just sort of like superheroes going well no that that is genuinely like when I say I'm thinking of stories I'm thinking of like Spider-Man fighting Dr. Octopus
Starting point is 01:27:13 oh right or like Spider-Man fighting Green Goblin or Electroize Spider-Man fighting Venom. Yeah? Spider-Man fighting Mars Morales even. Did you see that weird article going around that like Billy Elish like wants to F. Venom? What?
Starting point is 01:27:34 Tom Hardy? No, the character of Venom, the goo. She doesn't care about Tom Hardy. She just likes the goo. A lot of people are obsessed with the Venom goo for that. That's part of why the films are so successful. Well, like sexually. Yeah, yeah. people find venom hot
Starting point is 01:27:51 I mean he's ripped I guess he's got like bulging delts it's beyond that it's that like lizard tongue I yeah I guess he could put that to work just the gooey nature of him
Starting point is 01:28:05 what about the teeth though that's a plus for many really I personally don't really get it but lots of people love I see I wouldn't get it but then when I hear that Tom Hardy Venom voice
Starting point is 01:28:17 Ohem, I'm ghouby D It's so fucking gringy. Is this Did you just make that up the Billy Elish thing Or is that like I'm serious Fuck sake You want me to prove it
Starting point is 01:28:36 She's gonna like IRL fucking date some AI venom I just know she only really dates like her brother Hey my name is Alex Billy Elish Revealsh, Venom. Yeah, two weeks ago, Billy Elish reveals Venom is one of her fictional crushes. That's a fantasy for sure. Who's one of your fictional crushes?
Starting point is 01:29:03 Um, oh, uh, you haven't seen The Penguin, have you? The Penguin? Yeah. Like Danny DeVito. No, I'm talking about the Colin Farrell show, The Penguin. Oh no You're just talking about an actor from the penguin there No like the
Starting point is 01:29:23 Her The big eye lady Yeah big fat eyes That's a real human What do you mean Like what Okay I know
Starting point is 01:29:37 I'll tell you who The mum from Iron Giant I need to watch that movie again I can't remember what she looks like Yeah, her. Or Danny DeVito's penguin. I need to watch the fucking penguin. Kind of amazed you haven't actually.
Starting point is 01:30:02 I can't legally. You can legally. How? You just ask your stinky brother with a diaper-filled bottom. bottom. Well, I love the diaper joke, right, but it gets to a point where some people actually like Billy Elish feels about venom. Some people feel about diaper. Oh.
Starting point is 01:30:35 I know what you're saying and I don't want to know. I don't want to know to be my... I want to know why your diaper is so full. Yeah, so inner monologues Do you know what my inner monologue is? Word. It's a Conan monologue. Conan the Barbarian or Conan O'Brien?
Starting point is 01:31:02 O'Brien. It's the funniest shit you've ever heard. Why don't you get... Do you know who I'm hating on these days? Who? Timothy Shalame. Why? Fascist.
Starting point is 01:31:15 What? Just because he's French. I'm with you on that one. He's not French. He's a poser. He's a fucking poser. Who would pretend to be French? Someone named Timothy fucking Shalama.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Tim Jam. Hello, I'm Timothy Shandalear. Timmy Usabilly. I think I'm just a, uh, I, I, I'm just a bad faith individual. Well, you said it. Shut up. Did he see his banana costume he wore at the Oscars? Yeah, that's why I'm saying this.
Starting point is 01:31:50 He's dating a Kardashian, right? A Jenna, actually. I don't give a shit. Hello, I'm Venomized Kardashian. Hello, I'm Venomized Timothy Shalame. Fuck you, dude. I'm Venomized Timothy Shalamee in a dipe. I bet
Starting point is 01:32:18 fucking, I bet Venom in a diaper would reek. I would reek. Yeah. I'm seeing if that exists. Can't you just AI it? Venom...
Starting point is 01:32:29 What did the AI say? At the top. Google Gemini said the phrase Venom in a diaper. It's nonsensical in a literal sense as venom is a substance injected by animals. Oh, come on, you stupid, stupid.
Starting point is 01:32:48 We obviously don't mean that kind of venom. Come on. Here's why the phrase is unlikely to have a literal meaning. Venom is injected. Diapers are absorbent. That... Google Gemini pissing me off. Yeah, fuck you Google Gemini.
Starting point is 01:33:08 That's like someone hearing venomized... Venomized Spider-Man. And like choosing to be like, What? What do you mean? It's like, you fucking know. Baby butt cream on my face overnight. Okay. Thanks, Google, Gemini. I think it should be illegal to post babies online.
Starting point is 01:33:33 I kind of agree. I think it's fucked. Ooh, let's just see if I might be able to profit off a baby. Yeah, I saw I opened Netflix the other day, and on the main page there was some documentary about kid fluences and it was like the dark side of kid fluencers wow what a shock who would have thunk what's the what's the light side of kid fluences they're all like being uh tortured basically yeah they have no childhood awesome for them all the abuse none of them at least when they get to 18 they get like a fat
Starting point is 01:34:11 payout would they they maybe you're from like a it might not even well the the less notable ones won't get shit but what if like the parents are just like living it up no but i mean like the the best they can hope for is that it's like a big case where they can like sue their parents yeah yeah or there's some sort of like payout for them you should have been changing my dipes in private yeah everybody sings well i think we're done here bro okay i have a full diaper i don't know why this diaper thing is really stuck around and you diaper umuuu moucho this is uh timothy shaman
Starting point is 01:35:15 Asking is GF. Diaper. What is full, my beautiful girlfriend? Diaper. What is full, my beautiful Japanese girlfriend? Fucking hell And if you like that, there's plenty more over on the JAR Media Patreon Well, speaking of fucking diapers
Starting point is 01:36:04 Oh fuck We got a discussion to have Yeah.

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