JAR Media Posdact - Taking Accountability.
Episode Date: April 21, 2025https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:42 Grotesque Family Guy Joke 06:58 Patrons Discovered The Truth 11:27 Housekeeping 24:23 Minecraft Trashing Cinemas 28:48 The Death of the A...uthor 1:03:23 Mid Break 1:05:17 Jim's favourite Dr 1:07:50 4K Extinction or Alien Confirmed 1:11:43 Drama Class - Yes And 1:21:40 Thinking Too Much #BroCastS2E6
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Rick and Rocky
I
Am Jhaar
Okay
You don't like that
I
I'm scared
better
I
I am Steve
I am Steve
try and do it as well as he does it
like genuinely I don't have that much charisma
you try it
I am Steve
because he doesn't even do it that loud
I
because that's too loud
yeah he does it like he really means it
Like he...
He's going for the Oscar
With this one.
Slime Cube
I
Nying and yonging.
Oh.
I
I
I.
I.
I love seeing where it's gonna go.
I just kind of like the first bit
Yeah
I
I
Have I
Ha ha ha ha
Ha
I'm still
Why would
Has anyone ever like spoken like that?
No
And that doesn't even make it into the movie
Oh
It's a different
cut in the movie.
Part time.
Part time.
Part time.
You're a teacher?
Part time.
Try and do good afternoon, morning, evening or night, but in the cadence of I am Steve.
Okay.
No, I've already got this.
Good.
Afternoon, morning, evening, on night.
Is Jack Black in the room with me right now?
Or is this something special?
Skittish.
Skittish.
Have you ever watched his YouTube channel
where he plays Red Dead?
No.
Does he do all that?
He's played Red Dead for like 400 hours.
I am John.
That's the next video game movie.
He's been Bowser.
He's been Steve.
He's going to be Arthur Morgan next.
I.
I.
Got TV.
Yeah
Yeah
It's just our normal Thursday thing
Thursday afternoon
With a couple beers
And a couple of dudes named Steve
Woohoo
A couple of fellas named Steve
In other news
I've been practicing my homer impression
Oh really
Do you want to hear what I've got so far
I'll go first if you want
Okay
Hmm
Not bad, not bad
Do you want to hear mine?
Yeah
Ah
What a legendary character
Yeah
I think
Okay
I'll put my hand up and say
It's not that original
But Homer is my favourite
From ever all of them
From The Simpsons
I
I'm Homer
That's the voice I've like never tried to even
It's impossible for me
Really? Oh
He's training
Yeah
Yeah, it's he
I just can't place my voice there
It's almost like
It's almost like doing like a Beatles cover there
Or something
Yeah
It's like that legendary just oh my god
I just remembered
I guess I don't know if it was before or after
it might have been after
no it might have been before
the family guy
Simpsons conjoining
Right have you seen that? Yeah yeah I've seen that
but they like before all this
there was like a joke that the Simpsons did poking fun
at family guy
get smart yeah yeah yeah it's horrible yeah it's really bad taste it's it's really fucking
gross yeah and I saw it for the first time the other day and I was like seen it I was like
what yeah because that was in retaliation took like a little throwaway gag it was a little tame
joke mm-hmm and which came like did it come after it was like retaliation but I mean did it
come after like did that whole interaction happen after the um the south park no not the south
park but the the co-lab they did like a simpson's family guy that must have been before
but why would simpsons ever do anything with them after they've taken it there like everyone
was family guy family guy is is unironically more relevant and popular than ever i've never
seen more like shared family guy clips then yeah because the show was tick tock
before tick to i'm sure we've we've talked about that only yeah that's like the best way to
watch it too is a completely out of context gag so that's kind of funny yeah it should have been like
a skit show to begin with yeah but uh what also should have been a skit show is brocast
season two episode six i i'm shadow the hedgehog
I'm
I
I'm Alex
joined by
I
I'm Homer
I'm Jim
I'm not Hammer I'm sorry
Hmm
Oh
I'm a little bit scared
Why?
You scared of the JARMedia patrons?
Yeah, I'm scared of the patrons.
They got me, bro.
How?
They showed me what's what.
They showed me what's what.
Um,
they found it.
Oh, fuck.
You serious?
dude i told you i warned you you idiot i and the buffalo no they found it so you're done
skidooch schooch fuck okay yeah right so this is damage control so this is my apology episode
can we call this one damage control the apology episode
I don't know we got to kind of now be a good time to choose the title I suppose
are we going for damage control my side of the story
it's your story so every side of the story is your
wait what was um
what did he call his video hold on
um no that's fucked
My response
No, that's fucked
We could go with my response
What's some good like
Apology titles
The Apology?
What's like
How about like Shane Dawson apologies?
He's good at doing that
Shane Dawson
Apology
Taking Accountability
That's a good one
Okay
I'm sorry
I don't have to apologize for anything
I was never I never did any of this
no anyway
this doesn't even matter
I
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
yeah before we get too deep into the show
let me shout out the patrons over the giant media
they make the show
and the audio version possible
I'm really in a weird mood today
You got that raw and filtered MP3 over on Patreon ad free
And even for the past few weeks
The video has been edited slightly early
And this isn't a promise for every week
But when it is finished early
I even chuck it up early
And put the video up early
It never ends the gifts that keep on giving
That reminds me of that meme ur-maggird
Nice
Nice pull, brother
You got your patron names
Read in the first or second week
Of each month
If you're a dibby tier or above
So that was attached to the previous episode
I've already seen a couple of patron names
Who have taken the advice
Of making their name
Begin with a series of ours
So I'm very excited for next month's one
Jaffter hours on Patreon as well
You got Will LaFarty
You got Hell Divers
Discussion
You got the Lego Death Sound Match game
You got Invincible Season 3
As Mid as they say
We got the Elon rant
We got
What did we do last week
We did
We watched a
I always want to say
How it should have ended
But it's um
Cinema Sins
Cinema Sins
We did
Cinema Sins decided to do a video
On their TV
Side Content Farm channel
On Wallace and Gromit
Wrong Trous
So we checked out that video
Over there
Um
Which is kind of awesome
And I think
for this week's one we're going to do something
to do the Minecraft movie
we've both seen it we're both hyped on it
um excitable I don't know if it
it's not going to be an as they say
is it doesn't deserve it
no I think just the generalised
um
um generalized
generalized
generalized
awesome discussion
GAD
yeah that's a great idea
yeah baby
um
so yeah
And last but not least, the Jiamedia group chat, an ongoing discussion over there,
which I've been staying clear of since the truth was found.
The truth was found.
Right, let's do some housekeeping then.
We round off conversations from the previous week or so, or sometimes even longer.
Can I just say, before we get too deep into it, if I sound a bit weird,
it's because my teeth are really dry and they're a bit out of shape.
like they're a bit wonky today
the old uh d t's
yeah
think about that one
the denture teeth
I
have dry teeth
um
zeff the salamander
can get this going then
I come to you
with a greeting of bear and bear
if you guys happen to visit Cornwall again
I recommend popping a visit over to Polpero
is right next to Lou
and is a lovely little town
with some great views from the cliff top how did you say it pulpero how do you say it
pulpero yeah yeah sorry everybody sorry you cornwallians or 500 of you can speak
the language down there um great views from the cliff top the seagulls are just as deadly
there too also the bear bear episode is nearly three years old now thoughts wow it's not old
enough. Time
is a flat circle.
Bottomless spirit...
See, I've read this name multiple
times. Bottomless...
Do you mean to read it? Oh, it's bottomless
pit rising. Oh.
He-he-he-he!
Oops. Um, hello and hello
fellows. Just wanted to say
thank you for reading my extremely dumb suggestions
in recent casts. The cast
in general brightens up every week.
But getting to hear you two laugh at my
silly words makes it even better love you boys and game on it's quite sincere too sincere
yeah too sincere reel it in reel it in you need to be nastier yes make us laugh boy like this one
from old years still me have you tried being normal even one bloody time i did yeah once
worst five minutes of my life um oh do i even want to bring this one up yeah we had a brief
You want it.
Well, Jim wants it, so if you don't like it, then you can blame Jim.
Um, oven hut says,
while I have lots of takes on AI, most of them negative.
I feel the biggest problem with AI is its use in the academic field.
I left school right before ChatGPT came out,
but my youngest siblings are currently in college.
And like, I was not the pillar of academic integrity when I was in school,
but from what I understand, chat GPT is being used throughout the entire academic field.
At the college level, at least.
These students are coasting through.
college they paid for and graduating without even learning anything and it's not like AI is just
being used for generic college classes like math or science but also for students majors both my
siblings are majoring in finance a graduating next spring and cannot do nearly any of their work
without plugging it into AI I don't want to sound like a stick in the mud or a prude but the idea
that we have financial advisors doctors teachers lawyers etc who've never really retained any
knowledge or read or wrote any of the academic papers feels like we're setting up for a future
where society as a whole just collapses in on itself.
Maybe I'm being hyperbolic and maybe I'm just, to use a Trump term, a panicking.
But this precedent where setting where anyone can become a high-skill professional,
despite the avenues to get there being purposefully difficult to make sure
only the best and most passionate slash dedicated are promoted to their profession is pretty terrifying.
I don't think using finance as like the bar for like put,
Like, being a finance man or woman isn't the same as being a doctor man or woman, you know?
Yeah, sure.
To go into finance, you just need, like, a bag of cocaine.
Yeah.
Well, to get into finance, you just need, like, better than a bag of cocaine is just being born into the right family.
Like, you need zero brain for that, you know.
um but yeah but also like someone who gets or is studying um a doctorate you know in in like medicine uh when they get to the point of being a junior doctorate they have to actually do it and they're it's not like they get the qualification it's like right go be it maybe it isn't america because right um america
like some some doctors just exist in america to prescribe nice drugs
i do general studies
i
prescribe adderol
you know like there are doctors just for that and you don't really need a
a qualification for that you don't need a good
you know but the people who are becoming like actual surgeons and stuff
they're not just going to be thrust into like an operating room like go on crack on you've done the studies
they just take pictures and then like ask chat cheap yeah yeah yeah okay where do i cut first yeah yeah
it's probably good idea if you cut here and i mean i'm sure it won't be that long until we have robots
doing all that stuff i i don't know maybe i'd trust the robots more yeah genuinely
trust issues apart from hitman ah
In Hitman, there's the robot surgeon that you can hack.
And then it like, then it stabs the guy and yeah.
Because I, this might be controversial, actually.
I, I, I, I, I'm not a fan of humans driving cars.
Okay.
I feel like every time I get into my car, I'm like,
you can just be killed, like just straight up.
It should be like a great ape.
It should be the orangutan
I would trust an orangutan
more than the average person I see driving around
I went like
I was driving around a roundabout
because I'd gone the wrong way or something
so I was coming back around of myself
and this huge industrial vehicle
that was coming
just like didn't stop
so I had to stop on the roundabout
and it just went past
and it was like
if I didn't stop then I would have been killed
yeah
and it probably was a great ape behind that wheel
um but nuddle arm says affect
starts with the letter A for action
effect starts with the letter E for everything else
that might be the best description I've seen for it
yeah but what does that mean?
I don't know it's all action
everything's action when you look at it with a certain
motion
um
sun praising man says I'm one of the few jarlings that actually
loves the trip episodes. It's always bring in a new topic and wacky stories to tell,
and it's always nice to hear the lads having a good time. It's also nice change of pace to hear
Jamie praise Cornwall in the UK. It's easy to dogg on your own country. Arf, arf, whiff, wharf. But
appreciating despite its many flaws is another thing because the UK really is beautiful
at places, so would use ever plan a trip to Scotland as well. IMO is a
really is the better half of the UK.
I've been boggled.
Scotland?
Yeah.
Wait, let me guess.
You hate the Scottish as well.
You're racist to Scotland.
They're not a race.
I would love to go to Scotland.
I'm actually really hyped to go to Scotland.
Yeah, it's like the most beautiful place on the earth.
It's genuinely...
Yeah, straight up.
Name a country.
Um
pass
Okay
Moving on
Deconstruction 8163 says
Yes
A talking dog
Would be considered neurodivergent
When compared to other dogs
Yeah I guess
Was that something
Was that like an ongoing conversation
I'm pretty sure we're talking about Scooby-D
if Scooby-D is Scooby-D neurodivision, right.
Yeah, okay.
Fokter-Dill says, Alex, let's run away together, but not in a gay way.
Why?
Let's run away as friends.
I want to run away as friends.
Do you think, like, um, do you think Einstein was neurodivergent?
Yeah.
Why?
Because he's like smart.
then why was he able to have a nice chat by the lake
um that was uh artistic license he wasn't able to actually have any chats
uh yeah he was too locked in it was too locked in
my teeth are all wrong in my mouth
a bit too dry not just dry just wrongly shaped
are they getting crispy no
see they look wet from here
Um, Kirsha A says, as a Cornish maid, having the Jarboys...
What?
Visit...
A Cornish maid?
What?
Yeah, I guess I didn't question what they meant by that.
Visit Kernal feels like Jesus has visited.
Colonel?
Merrass.
KFC.
For those curious about the Dobby thing, in the books, Dobby is meant to die in a fictional
Cornish area, hence the connection.
However, the scene in the movie was shot in Wales.
If any of the jarlings are planning on visiting,
look out for Truro Jewelry shop with the Nifler in the window.
The Nifler.
Is that a slur?
Can we say that?
We can.
Oh, right, cool.
User 68562-D said, seriously, what's the name of that thing?
I'm obsessed.
Most people call me Alex.
Rory-166 says Alex, don't put your laptop on your lap like that.
It's not good for you.
Rye?
Only on your balls.
No, I purposefully put it on my balls to try and make my sterile.
You know?
A free, um, what do they call it?
Funny.
A V-sync.
I...
I have testicular problems.
Not funny, that's really upsetting to some people.
Beep it.
I...
I'm sterile.
Not funny.
Really upsetting to the guy from up.
Ruin his life.
I think up is overrated.
Fuck off.
Now, to come up with that...
No, you're winning me over, actually.
I like the bird.
Yeah, I like the dog.
And it does have a golden in it.
Yeah.
Hi, I think Doug.
The neroid divergent dog.
Doug the neroid divergent dog.
He can say, um, ours, though.
He can say what?
Ars.
The R word.
Well, he probably could say it.
Oh, right.
Ars, not like Scooby D.
Yeah, I guess Scooby-D is more neurodivergent?
Because he's got one of them speech in the comments.
Is Doug from Up or Scooby-Doo, a more neurodivergent dog?
But in the meanwhile, Citrus NAC says,
This thumbnail, Loki slaps like it's an album cover.
If you were guys to make unironic music, what genre would it be?
It would probably be like post-Ironic.
I-spice-type music.
Post-ironic, like, ice-spice-type beats?
Yeah.
as in like low effort
just fucking shit
it's mostly about the booty
yeah
and then you take a Zen pick
and nobody likes you anymore
because you got no booty
and then you get your booty back
and everyone loves you again
yeah then it's like the
return
I
am I spice
yeah
yeah I agree
and seeing as it's come up a few times
Mr Blue Pumpkin
is vinceing it
says also thoughts on the trend of people going apeshit about the Minecraft movie.
I went to a viewing on opening day and it was funny there since we only clapped and cheered,
but seeing viewings where people are trashing cinemas by throwing popcorn all over the venue
with one video showing off a pute puddle on the floor.
Really makes it unfunny and terrible.
That makes it pretty funny and awesome.
That's funnier than like bringing an actual chicken or like letting off fireworks,
which is, it's become this like escalation game.
Yes, the arms race.
It's the Minecraft missile crisis.
Who can ruin the minimum wage worker who has to clean it up, stay?
The most, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to say something controversial.
Please do.
I think these people are making minimum wage cinema jobs more.
competitive, thus pushing the minimum wage up.
I demand a higher minimum wage.
Do you get what I'm saying there?
Not really.
More competition, more competition.
Breeds.
Breeds success.
Absolutely breeds it.
Yeah.
Breeds it like Elon's children all across the earth.
Yeah.
All different pop stars and people of it.
Who's your favorite Elon Musk child?
Which everyone despises him the most.
Who's your favorite Elon baby mama?
he rhymes.
No,
fuck no.
The one who
wrote...
Oh, God.
No, I liked her tweet
about orangutans the other day.
No, um...
I was gonna do
like an irony joke,
but then I remembered, like,
you...
That's silly.
Why?
Because when you're irony enough,
then it just becomes a thing you're hiring.
Yeah.
And one person might go,
huh, yeah.
I'm based.
there's always one of those though
yeah yeah yeah but that's why you're not allowed anymore
you're only allowed to say what you mean
you're only allowed to be sincere
I am sincere
Jack Black isn't sincere
What is he? He is when he's being Po the Panda
I'm pal
That's not Jack Black
That was young Po voice
That was young Po voice
Aquafina
I like Jack Black
in the holiday
On your holiday
My favourite Jack Black movie is The Holiday
What the fuck's the holiday
Fuck oh
Are you joking
The holiday
You're a shit
You don't know shit about film
Oh I've seen this
Yeah
It's the best Jack Black film
It's got a cheap
little Minecraft Steve smile. Yeah, he's young Minecraft Steve. This is before he got into mines.
I'm on the holiday.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's in so crazy stuff bro.
I wish I wish it was like law that Jack Black had
had to be in every single video game adaptation.
I wish he was Joel in The Last of Us.
I wish he was Ellie in The Last of Us.
I wish he was David in The Last of Us.
Tasteful Jack Black Cammy.
Yeah.
I am a predator.
Yeah, bro.
The only real topic I kind of had to delve into is actually like...
It just doesn't like match the energy at all.
Well, what, should I still do it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Okay.
Have you ever seen the show The White Lotus?
I know you haven't.
Why'd I even ask you?
I...
You're like Satia.
No Jim has not seen the White Lotus.
I...
Haven't seen the White Lotus.
How do you know I haven't seen it?
I just know you haven't. Have you?
Why do you think I haven't?
Just be earnest for one fucking second.
Be earnest. You can't ask someone to be earnest.
Play earnest, will you? Just for one minute, please.
Please be earnest.
Have you seen the White Lotus?
Maybe.
Speaking of the Minecraft movie, Jennifer Coolidge is in that.
Okay.
I don't know what the white lotus is.
Yeah, it doesn't really matter.
Oh, okay.
Except it really matters for the topic and bring up.
Well, yeah.
Not that you've seen it or not.
What's more?
What the fuck are you saying?
Not that I've seen it or not.
What do you mean?
Look.
Wait.
Okay.
Do you have any dental floss?
Do you actually?
I think I've got a bit what is it there in my teeth no like it might be a bit
bean stuck in my teeth that why it's so dry it could be but also like it's it's like
pushing my teeth apart it's like I can't fucking focus it's actually driving me nuts
if you go into the bathroom around the corner yeah next to the sink should be a little
white bag here full of my favorites yeah
I
I'm filling time
A little white baggy full of my favourites
I
I'm doing my best to fill time
Yeah if you're standing looking at the sink
On your left
In that little thing
With the layers
There should be a little wide baggie full of those
Yeah yeah the floss harps
Yeah
I
I'm using one of the 32 floss harps
I
Need you to come back and running out things to say
Need to have a sip of this
I
I'm still not sick of doing it
I think I'm gonna do it for the whole episode
Ah!
Is that working?
Fat chunk of bean, you got more?
I...
I'm angry at Jamie.
And not for the flossing.
Now, when you come back, you have to floss.
Minecraft style.
Yes.
Brother, why are you putting cans in the bin?
Cans go and recycling, don't you know?
Are you trying to be Garras?
Did I sound like Garis?
A little bit.
Garris.
Garris Vagarian.
Has that helped?
I'm getting scared.
I'm getting scared.
Why is it so funny to just say that you're getting scared?
Is it? Is it that funny?
I find it pretty, pretty luck boy.
I find it insulting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get that bean.
Flick the bean out of your mouth.
I got stucky.
Yeah, I do put a bit of super glue on every single one of those just for added challenge.
Well, it's definitely better.
Sorry for that hiatus.
Apologize.
I just did.
But be more sincere.
Be like Jack Black.
like Jack Black apologising.
I...
I'm sorry.
What are we talking about?
Black Lotus.
Oh yeah.
Do you know who Mike White is?
He's best friends of Jack Black,
weirdly.
Mike White and Jack Black.
Mike White. Is he the other half of
Thingy? No.
Tenacious G.
No, you might know him from...
You've seen School of Rock, right?
Mm-hmm.
He wrote School of Rock, and I think he's in the film.
This dude.
Kind of looks like me when I put 20 years on me.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
He writes this show called The White Lotus, which Want Goggins is in season three.
I haven't seen him any of season three, but this article has been going around,
a quote of him,
it's had sort of a controversial reaction of sorts.
And I thought his defence of it was interesting
and could spark a little idea, perhaps,
on the idea of audiences at absorbing stories
and when criticism is too far or blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you know that in Gorilla's album, Humans,
the Aussie voice in it?
Do you know who that is?
No.
It's the guy from Rogue 1 and Bloodline.
The Aussie dude.
Rogue 1.
Yeah, Krenic.
Who's he in Rogue?
Oh shit, what?
Yeah, he's the voice on humans.
Well, the elevator going up, go?
Yeah.
Elevator going up.
You're pissing me off.
I'm serious.
You're taking a piss all over the shop.
No, I'm serious, my head.
what the fuck
okay weird pivot
but wow I don't know where
or why I said that
that's crazy
that's got nothing to do with the Mike White
thing yeah yeah
going back to Mike White
yeah
so this variety article is where I'm
plucking this from
the White Light Lotus
creator Mike White has responded
to season three viewers
complaining about the show's pacing
some fans have criticized
the latest season for being too slow
and boring across its eight episodes
the show's the longest run yet
the season finale was
at a super sized
87 minutes long
the pacing and the vibe
it definitely gets under their skin
White said about his critics on the official
White Lotus podcast
There was
complaining about how there's no plot
That part I find weird
It never did
Part of me is just like bro
This is the vibe
I'm world building
If you don't want to go to bed with me
Then get out of my bed
I'm edging you
Enjoy the edging
If you don't want to be edged
then get out of my bed
do you know what I mean
don't be a bossy bottom
get the fuck out of my bed
don't come home with me
don't get naked in my bed
get the fuck out of my bed
obviously something is going to happen
yeah
what
he said this on a podcast
for his own show
the writer of the show
I like I read this earlier
but I guess it didn't really click
in reading it out loud
it was kind of funny
that's it
kind of interesting
yeah that's crazy
do you agree
uh
no
I feel like
have you've watched two seasons
I've seen season one and two
which I thought were excellent
oh right
so it does have a story
it's it's quite loose and it's more about like characters and it does have like a strong
I guess atmosphere um right it's just about like kind of rich people on holiday oh but like with loads
of character actors and they're like quite out of touch and it's funny and quirky and weird um
but I don't know you're playing like a dangerous game I feel when you're angry at how people are
interpreting it but that's what that this is where I was kind of interested by where this takes my
mind like that balance of hey I'm making this thing for me but then if an audience rejects it
like you know you know you didn't see like David Lynch like saying you know you should
you shouldn't or should feel this thing about my thing do does David Lynch strike you as someone
who made his stuff
more for him
kind of
like anuteur
like it was very much like this is me
yeah
it's like a
or even like his dune
was like
it's very much like a lynch thing
it's fucking weird
yeah
hmm
I think
it does have to be like a middle ground right
like
it can't be just for the artist
um why not
I mean it can be
but then if you do that
how can you be upset
yeah
yeah and I feel like the art is less effective
you know you're not
reaching as many people
yeah this goes into that idea
the death of the author
the death of the author is a literary theory
that argues that the meaning of a text is not determined
by the author's intention but rather by
the reader's interpretation
I heard an argument for this
and I think it was in a video game
in a video game or in a video about a video game
no in a video game
and I can't remember what video game it was
something a bit philosophical
well no it was like two characters having a conversation
in the background of a video game
Oh what would that be? I have no idea
But the argument was
If art is like a statement
Right
Then the
The person saying the statement is equally as important
As the statement
The person saying the statement is equally as important as the statement
Yeah the example they used or the character used in this video game
was someone saying I love you
right
so like your mum saying I love you
is very different
to like
someone you don't know
saying I love you like they mean two very different things
like the same statement coming from different people
gives very different reactions
so Elon Musk on stage going I love you
yeah very different to your mother tucking you in at night saying i love you yeah right that's how our mummy would tuck us in
and i think there's truth in that in the death of the author no the opposite i think who's saying it is very important it's like when i hear kanier saying it's
Playing drunken hot girls. I don't vibe with it. You know? No. Then I feel like
Because I've even noticed this before like just in my little myopic experience of making videos and stuff and
stuff and in a comment that might even become a top comment might be an observation someone made about my video where it was like, oh, this like this observation or this thing you said here.
like that was a
a double meaning or something
and it's like yeah
like sometimes you can accidentally stumble
across something that you didn't actually intend
but then an audience can find meaning
even though it wasn't intended
but surely that gives it some kind of artistic value
even if it wasn't intended
if they've if
if they've found
that meaning for. Yeah, because that's like the third person in, there's, there's like statement
and the, the thing making the statement and the thing interpreting the statement. And it's like
an equation, you know. I'm trying to, I'm trying to think of an example of like a, a movie or
game or book or something that has been like wildly misinterpreted or,
I don't know something something like that where the commentary around the actual thing is
goes against the intention of the artist or something like this um the only thing that's like
popping into my mind is the conversation that's always raging on twitter of some reason
specifically my algorithm around starship troopers right where it's like quite heated and people
are like really passionate on one side or the other what what are the sides like it's pretty
cut and dry to me that means you're on a certain side but there is another yeah yeah group of people
that are like um um that of course the the the satire doesn't work because you made all the characters
hot young people who are killing bugs genocidal bugs
and it's only human to take their side type thing um right yeah i can see that argument um
because there are plenty of people that like watch robocop and just find it cool and just don't
even care about the like state commentary or yeah yeah yeah um which i i think works in its favor
i think that can be like part of the statement like yeah it's what's interesting about
satire at least yeah but something I saw today um and I was like dumbfounded was
going off of Starship Troopers a comment someone had had written underneath a
hell divers video mm which was like I can't believe people are trying to
politicize hell divers it's like I saw are we playing the same game yeah yeah I saw
something like that in lines of like
it was someone
opining about Metal Gear Solid 2
and their comment on it was like
back when games weren't needlessly political
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
like the you are just enjoying this in a
completely different way than a lot yeah
but also it's totally misunderstanding
what politics
aids like politics
can't not
be in art.
Like, I truly believe that.
Yeah, I think I agree.
There's no story that doesn't have
some sort of political undertone.
Like, none.
Because, like, the conditions of the time period
that something is made, whether you like it or not,
is going to be affected by whatever the political climate is,
even if you're not really consciously
writing it into something.
Yeah, yeah. It's either going to be reinforcing
the status quo or, like,
knocking against it.
Hmm.
You know, like, just by, by actively not, um, being anti-status quo, you are pro-status quo.
If, if that makes sense.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, going back to like,
art the artist.
I feel like
the
it's not just those two things at play
it's it is that equation of like
art
artist and like the observer
you know and you change any one of those
and the whole thing changes
yeah
you know and the art is the thing in the middle
um because that's where you get like people
and I'm sure
sure this has happened and I can't think of any examples
but like artist makes a thing
thing gets interpreted
and then artist hates
the thing because of how his
thing was interpreted or her thing was
interpreted um
it's like um
from what I understand
attack on Titan
like when in a
very strange political direction
towards the end um i only read a oh god am i going to get that that one dude who's obsessed
whenever i talk about attack on titan come out of the woodwork is this a thing yeah because he's really
upset that i i like invincible but had issues with attack on titan i guess um but with the caveat
being when i read attack on titan it was before it had been officially translated um so it was a
more like janky version based off the Japanese manga, just fans translating it, I guess.
But from what I've heard, and I've watched some pretty extensive videos on the topic, but the direction that the end of attack on Titan goes is very like,
either you you interpret it as like
anti-kindle, kind of
in-celly fascist
um, like
extreme or
dance around it too, don't actually spoil
what? Yeah, yeah, I'm, I can't, I've not read it
like fully myself, so I can't really spoil anything.
But either it's like anti-
in celly fascism or like badass in celly like sigma i'm a sigma male fascist like type
right right yeah well it's it's the it's the boys thing it's the american psycho thing right
where like sometimes the commentary can go over some's head and then you can wind up yeah
but there's there's certain examples where like um
I watched
What's this fucking name?
The
Stockbroker guy
Wolfram Street. Yeah, that's another one.
I watched that film like a year ago.
What did you think? Had you seen it before?
I hate that film.
Really?
I fucking hate that film.
I've only seen it the one, so I remember enjoying it.
It's, it.
do you think it doesn't work as a satire then
no
like
do you think like Goodfellas and
I haven't
I can't speak to that I watched that when I was like 16
I haven't seen it since
um
but yeah I kind of fucking hated
um
the wolf of Wall Street because like
why
it never
it didn't do a good enough job of
it's like too funny
it's too likable
yeah and it's
like it
why is that inherently bad though
you think it glorifies it
yes
but it's depicting something
inherently endorsing it
no it doesn't
it doesn't like
it doesn't make anything
look bad
you know like you could say
um
when when he's like
crawling on the ground
because he's ODed on some shit
and he's like
Yeah, yeah.
Making the phone call, like...
That's like a comedic scene from memory.
Yeah.
It's played for laughs.
Like, it...
The stakes are so low.
It just doesn't, like, hit home.
It's also juvenile.
And, like, none of it really mattered.
Like, look at it's like, look at this crazy shit this guy did.
Isn't this wild?
He was, like, throwing dwarves at a board.
Like, isn't this crazy?
Like, it's just for entertainment purposes.
this is a true story
can you believe it
you know that does he not like wind up in jail
briefly for like
three seconds in the movie
he's under like house arrest for a bit
um
that's one another that's one thing about
a lot of Scorsese's other movies is that
often in the third act is when it kind of
falls apart for the characters
in the crime thing or
doing something unsustainable
it just didn't
it didn't feel like
that was the point of the movie to me and it ends with him like doing a seminar and like the real
guy is in the movie at the end he like introduces yeah yeah himself and it's like well he's in
the film is it like an endorsement and then then also part of the reason I hate this film is because
I then found out about his TikTok and he's like living life large and like to this day yeah yeah
And it's like, Jesus Christ.
So that kind of like what the film is saying, though, almost.
It doesn't feel that way.
Why is he in the movie?
It's like about excess, right?
Yeah.
It's an excessive three-hour-long film about excess.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying, though.
I don't think you're alone in having that kind of opinion.
I would need to re-watch it.
It's literally been over 10 years since I've seen it.
it so yeah it just it didn't like especially yeah I guess now it that was a long time ago
that was before the like Manusphere stuff online and the yeah and now it's being reused in that
they use the clips or whatever yeah it's it's it but that's interesting actually but I I don't know
if um I think it is a problem with the art itself but then like how do you so
What's the difference between that and an American Psycho, then?
Which lots of people do the exact same thing for.
American Psycho is absurd.
American Psycho has the guy running around with like a chainsaw chopping up women.
Like nobody sees that and thinks it's good.
They do, though.
They really romanticize that character and they think he's cool.
They romanticize in the same way they do Jordan Belford.
No, because they see him with like a six-pack and he's doing yoga with the skincare routine.
Like that part, they romanticize.
I don't think they're romanticizing him.
chopping up
killing the women.
Right.
And that is like an unavoidable
part of the film.
You know?
Yeah.
And it ends with him
like crying on the phone
and he's like
pathetic.
And it's not really played for laughs
and he's not even recognized
as doing this stuff.
It's kind of play for laughs.
I think it's one of the funniest films
to be honest.
Yeah, I mean it's...
Cool it with the only semantic remarks.
Yeah, no.
I mean that that shit is funny.
I mean, at the end,
like when everything's gone kaput and he's like on the phone he's like a paranoid mess right
and he's he's like on the phone he's called the cops or something or he's called someone at the
office um and they're like what are you talking about this you didn't do any of this
blah blah blah um i think it works more because and it's not based in any sort of reality
yeah where is the wolf of wall street yeah that's a tough one actually
because it's still like a Scorsese movie with those performances with that direction.
It's like a well made felt.
The performances piss me off as well, though.
Really?
Yeah.
I found it like obnoxious.
Like to...
Yeah.
Yeah.
And all these characters like...
They're very clearly riffing.
They're like...
Adlibbing.
Yeah, and they're doing like bits.
And...
it's it's not
I didn't find it very funny
I found it very like 2016
right yeah
well maybe it rings that way
I honestly I can't
really clap back
with any strong opinions
because I just haven't seen it in so long
yeah but but this is an example
of like if if the artist
intended this to be
a criticism of this type of lifestyle
yeah it didn't really work
because what you got is a bunch of people
wishing they were in his place
and also when
they're like
they're showing off
this character to have like
like he
he he gets the
um
what's her face
Mago Robbie
he gets Mago Robbie he's having like a great time
on all these drugs
he's got the yacht
with like the perfect blue ocean um yeah yeah i'm finding things like this hollywood reporter
article it's a film that has its detractors that consider it an excessive overly vulgar
frat boy fantasy that seems to downright celebrate it's a moral wall street stockbroker
protagonist jordan belfort um that seems to be more where you're coming from um
Yeah, I don't think it's enough to just show it for people to know that it's bad, you know?
Like, I could look at the things happening in the movie and think it's, like, disgusting.
I don't know if it's, if a bunch of my perspective on the movie comes from the fact that I'd seen loads of it in, like, YouTube shorts with...
Yeah, that is a really interesting perspective.
Yeah.
but again it goes to show like
because that's also where I've mostly seen
the kind of imagery revisited or clips of it is through
that sort of thing
like on TikTok or YouTube shorts or whatever
movies shouldn't provide moral instruction
but the best incorporate competing philosophies
but the best incorporate competing philosophy sorry the bank was blocking it
and without a moral center wolf seems to revel in this
cornucopia of bad behavior and a veritable orgy of immorality each scene making the same
point only more and more outrageously the action ended with Scorsese's usual manic exuberance
but to oh so monotonous effect did you find did you find it dull I found it obnoxious for
sure um we bored though just more like grossed out like if if um if we're supposed
to look at
Jordan Belfort
having like a dwarf
a little person
and like throwing them at
a target and
that's like absurd and
so wrong and if he was doing
that for entertainment and they're just
depicting that for our
entertainment like what's the difference
like he
did it
in that context so that we can
be entertained by it on a
masco. I think
that, like, that's, that is
endorsing it, in my view.
Do you also find it interesting that it's his
most successful film financially?
Is it really? I think so, yeah.
Wow.
Because recently his films have kind of been bombing, too.
Really? Uh-huh. Interesting.
Even with his cinema meme.
Yeah, yeah, because people don't
actually care. Like, people don't go out to
see Flower Moon. Yeah, he needs to
direct to Marvel movie
Good fellas
We'll return in
Evendons
Yeah that's interesting
Maybe
I'd be curious to know
What Jarlings out there think
Yeah
Maybe I'm wrong
I think that's a legitimate
Yeah
No I'm holding fast on that one
Okay
Let's know what you think on the Wolf of Wall Street
Or this whole idea of the death of the artist
or is depicting endorsement and this kind of stuff?
Because I find that interesting as well.
Yeah, but I don't think depicting is endorsement.
Like if the movie was from the angle of the...
I mean, maybe the little person in this scenario loved it.
Maybe they did.
But if they didn't, maybe if the depiction of the story was like from their perspective,
was like
right that might be of more value
you know someone
like a victim
of this scenario
that might give more insight
into the downsides of
this sort of behaviour
than the guy who reaped all the benefits
and then gets like a huge tick tov from it
I don't know
I'm just some schmuck
you know I find it interesting a certain like
characters or things get latched onto like that like um i feel like punisher speaking of super
hero stuff is one of those characters yeah yeah yeah because that actor is in oh yeah he is in
wall for wall street um and like what does that mean yeah because that's a character that's often
adopted by um if he's on like the back of a pickup truck yeah military as well like military um
groups are often like obsessed with
the punisher
the skull like imagery
yeah it's uh
strange he's also like
he is cool in dead devil
he's like a fun character he's really good
that whole sequence in the show
when he's like chained up daredevil
and they're having a moral like fight
I love that shit um
yeah I want to see like Batman having
that conversation
yeah yeah um the red hood or something like that would be sick but yeah i i think
he he definitely needs to be emphasized as a an anti-hero when depicted like he's not a hero like he's
fun to watch but his methods are questionable type thing yeah like you i think you shouldn't
feel good about
like when he wins at the end
of the day it should be like
at what cost
type thing
I
he's a genocidal maniac
and morally dubious
yeah I don't know how that turned into a
wolf of Wall Street conversation
no it like that was
you know
it makes sense when you track it back
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there's always we when there's poo but there's not always poo
when there's we that's my point
you hope anyway
that's deep yeah you fucking hope
you best believe you best dream
that that's the case
oh
the last time I shit myself I was peeing
and poop came
I was a fully grown man and I was like
I don't poop myself anymore I'm just gonna
oh I'm boot boy now I don't poo myself
yeah and then I
piss, I let rip
and then
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Can I ask a question?
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Is urea in urine?
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Yes
Plain Jane 2-2-3
Can start us off here
Jim, who's your favourite Doctor
Who doctor
Christopher Eccleston
Wrong
What's your actual answer
I said my fucking answer
No, it's Matt Smith
I hate Matt Smith
His forehead too big
He too Neanderthal
no that was horrible
beep all of that
that was that was fucking really nasty
I did a little splash
I like him he's fine
Matt Smith
that's when I stopped watching there
I was like
you're not my doctor
you're not Scottish enough
I don't I'm not even a David Ted
I'm a Christopher Eccleston
fuck
no
why do you say that
am I have I got his name wrong
no
You know who I mean?
Yes.
I'm a fucking doctor.
I mean, yeah.
He was the best one.
No.
Why?
Why do you keep saying this?
Why can't I have this?
No, uh.
Why?
Really?
What's wrong with him?
No, tell me, genuinely.
I'm getting furious.
I'm getting amped up.
up. Who's your favorite
doctor, Alex?
Slidine. That's not
a doctor.
Doctor Who doctors?
Christopher Eccleston
introduced the Slavine.
Yeah, that's what I was getting at.
That's what I was getting at. That's what I was getting at.
That's what I was getting at. You don't like the Slavine.
You don't like, I thought you loved the Slavine.
They were scary.
Do you remember that, are you my mommy?
Are you my mommy?
Are you my mommy?
The World War II one.
Yeah.
Scary.
Are you my mother?
No, I'm not.
I'm fucking not.
I'm not.
I'm not fucking doctor.
My favorite is Peter Capaldi.
You've never seen him.
Yes, I have.
He's great.
I love Peter Capaldi, but you've never seen him as a doctor.
Yes, have.
No, you're fucking not, you fucking God.
Enormous is erratic, says,
Would you rather receive a file containing 4K quality images
of every extinct animal that has existed on Earth
or a single 4K image of the nearest alien to us right now?
For it to count, the alien creature must be at least the size of a chipmunk
to eliminate what would present.
presumably be clusters of alien cells or alien crickets, even though an alien cricket might be cool.
Alien crickets could be awesome, yeah.
That's actually really difficult.
Yeah, because it's a gamble, because like, what if there aren't any aliens at the moment?
Come on.
Come on.
What?
Come on.
What?
What do you know?
What do you know that you're not telling?
Hmm?
Um...
I feel like I have to go with every extinct animal.
I have to.
Yeah, valid.
Definitely valid.
And I'm tempted to.
Really?
That surprises me more.
I thought you'd go straight to alien, honestly.
No, because I don't know that there are aliens
But like even that would be a satisfying answer though, right?
Also fucking terrifying, I'd prefer to not know
You'd be more scared if you didn't get anything
If there was no alien
Yes
Really? Look, so if I get some alien fucking chipmunk
Then I'm like
What if you get, like, you choose the alien and it's just Jack Black
and you're like
I am alien
That's just so
Like that would change so much
What Jack Black being an alien
No the other one
My answer
We're like
About just the past
Yeah every single thing
There'd be so many
You wouldn't
In your whole lifetime
You wouldn't be able to look through them all
Well let's be reasonable
about this.
Do you know how many things have lived?
Yeah.
A lot of things.
How many things have lived?
Oh, I put lives.
Have lived.
It's impossible to know.
See?
Around 10 million to 14 million species are currently alive.
yeah and that's like 1% of all species that more than 99% of all species that has ever lived are estimated to be extinct more than 99% so there's less the tens of millions of species alive right now are less than 1% of all things that have lived ever that's wild that that solidifies it that's what I'm saying but then one alien one alien one alien
Yeah, that might not even exist.
Yeah, what if you get the feedback and it's Christopher Eccleson?
You get it back and it's a Slothene.
Huh?
What does it mean?
It's Bernie Sanders.
What do you mean by that?
Let's not get political.
he's come to save us
um
read this in a bad accent
says hello bros
have you guys ever done
a drama class slash school play
I just feel in an alternate timeline
you'd be great
improvised theater
cringes
do you have any opinions
I can't know on
improvised comedy slash local live
theater and the like
challenge do a
scene
yes and
no
improv's fucking stupid
that's what someone who
is really good at improv would say
yeah
what's the deal with the funniest things
no
why don't why won't you do
yes and with me I hate
improv
no it's funny
I don't like it
what about like
just
I respect
life that you went to a
comedy club, like, recently.
Yeah, that's not live theater.
I know, I know.
Also, my, I was in a constant anxiety attack because I was terrified that I'd accidentally
found myself in the mothership.
What?
Some Joe Rogan's comedy club and...
Oh, is that what it's called?
Yeah, the mother's, see it, a whole alien thing.
He's got, like, a monopoly on comedy.
Um, no, I, I can't do, like, improv for, for,
the fucking life of me.
I think I'd be a great actor.
Like, Shazar.
Yeah, let's do a scene from Shazam 2.
Hello, I'm Shazam 2.
And I'm Shazam
2's brother.
Shazam!
No, can we actually try it?
Okay.
Yes, Anne.
What's the concept?
I screenshot.
This is a classic improv game
that teaches the value of accepting
each other's ideas and cooperating.
with one another. The game may be played in pairs on stage or with the whole group in a circle.
Okay. First demonstrate this yourself by making a simple statement. Tell students that you're
going to make up a conversation between two people in which every sentence, except the first one,
starts with the words yes and. Additionally, every new statement should become more exaggerated
furthering the scene. The example is, the river is full of fish. Yes, and one of them is enormous.
yes and he's swimming towards us
yes and he looks hungry
yes and we are trapped in this boat
yes and he looks like a whale
than a fish
more like a whale than a fish
sorry I'm kind of dumb
yeah and you're kind of even
dumber yeah and I'm also
kind of a genius
in different ways
is that R1?
stopped it
like
that was my
you'd have an opening statement
then
okay
um
always
piss when you shit
yes
and I
I'm Steve
okay
you're kind of good at this game
yeah
Um, Sonic is my...
I love Sonic.
Yes, and I love Shadow.
Yes, and you barely even needed to say that because that's basically implied.
Yes, well, some may prefer tales a bit more.
Yes, and Sega all round just make iconic, memorable characters.
Yes, and me love Monkey Ball 3.
Yes, but let's go back to Sonic because I love Sonic so much
Yes, no, me more Monkey Ball
Yes, and I
I'm Sonic
That's a good game
That's a good game
Maybe we should start every
Every single one
Every single brocast with
Yes and
yes and my diaper is for
do you know how to know someone's a certified bit of a twat
how if they've done improv courses
no that's how you know they're certified hilarious
oh yeah I might have yes and got that wrong
yes and I'm also got a legalized in comedy
do you remember um you might not have ever seen these
but the ads for
for games where it's like
if you can
if you can beat level six
then you are legally skilled
yes and I'm legally skilled
yeah
I just love that
oh my God
what's wrong
yes and I'm scared
yes and I'm frightened
Yes, and I'm even more frightened than you
Yes, and I'm more frightened than I am you
Yes, and this is getting too philosophical for me
Yes, and it's not psilophosophical enough
Yes, and by the way, don't keep this going for too long
Because my diaper's pretty full
Why are you doing like a Jedi mate chick and
This isn't the full diaper,
what's cringier diaper or nappy
diaper
do you think
diaper
nappy's dirtier to me
you're nappy
you're nappy
you're nappy
brough
nappy
yeah nappy's
gayer
And diapers more straight.
What's this thing?
It's like breaststroke.
Is it breathstroke or breaststroke?
double-cheeked-up
did you want to know a fucked-up fact
in Japan they sell more adult diapers
than diapers for children
really
that's how bad it's getting over there
that's how good it's getting over there
and it's not even because like they're old
it's just because that's just how they do it over there
you know that's just such workaholics
like they're just all double-dyped up
every day yeah well I've always
thought this. Like, there's
been this whole Pistemic with
Amazon workers.
Why not just find them? No, get them catheters.
No, this is the West. No, this
is the West. You know, we have
technologies. We, we
we have the most money
out of every hemisphere.
Yeah. We're in the Western
hemisphere. Yeah.
Get cathetered.
Make your money. That's what
that's what, like, Andrew Tate's group
is going to be saying soon enough.
He's going to be saying soon enough. He's
he's good why do you not have a catheter where's your catheter if you want a bugatti
would he say diaper or napi yeah all you brokeies wearing nappies get a catheter he would say
nappy yeah he would my god no i'm fake i'm i can really
see him, you know, he always films those
cringy videos where he's in like his dressing gown
shirtless. Yeah, yeah.
I saw one where he's wearing like short shorts.
Yeah, exactly.
Just short shorts.
But like instead of short shorts, it's a diaper.
Yeah.
Yeah, with a catheter bag, like strapped to his leg.
There's like dangled from one of those things.
He's like dragging it with him.
Yeah.
One of the four-legged things.
Yeah.
Oh man
God, he's got such a weird accent, it's crazy
Yeah
It's like pick a lane, you know
Pick a dip or a nap
Yeah, you diaper or nappy
You're like fucking come on dude
Cather
How would you say diaper
Diaper?
I get up at 5 in the morning
Put on my diaper
It stays on till 6pm.
Don't like that.
He gets crusty.
Tate's dipe gets crusty.
That's what's interesting is he
says nappy but his brother says diaper.
Or the other way round.
I think Tristan is saying diaper.
no nappy
Andrew's saying diaper
Andrew it's diaper
Andrew
it's diaper
it's nappy
fuck
my own law
is failing me
oh my god
Gravewalker says
Hey Mingers
I've been thinking a lot lately
Uh huh
Don't hurt yourself
And that thinking
made me think
that I think too much
which is a common symptom of having an inner monologue
so I'm curious
do you find yourselves having a strong inner monologue
or do you actually have
abstract thoughts instead of an inner voice
do you ever wonder what it'd be like
to think the opposite way you do
I mostly imagine what it must be like
to
not
not overthink everything
you know
I'm either yeah
I'm either in a state of
thinking about like potential
futures or I'm like imagining like a story like something just totally fucking irrelevant
the diaper chronicles yeah yeah like the nappy chronicles
who's the main guy is is the nappy itself the main character or is it someone who's
like using it.
Is it a baby?
No, it's an old Japanese
lady.
I want Japanese
lady with their diaper.
Yeah.
Do the Japanese call them diapers or nappies?
That is a question for Google.
Do the Japanese.
Say
nappy or diaper?
I'm put my money on diaper
Um
In Japanese the word for nappy or diaper is
Umutsu
For closer to diaper
Umutsu
That's the only word you need if you're going out
That's what fucking Tristan says
Andrew get your umutsu
up
This word is used to refer to both
Cloth diaper and disposable diaper.
Bring back cloth diapers, I say.
Like, genuinely, like, reduce reuse, motherfucker, recycle.
Omutsu.
What the fuck is this website?
Diper.
Diper.
Diper.
Diper.
Baby bottle.
Where were we?
We're talking about diapers.
No, we weren't.
else.
Diaper.
The crazy thing I learned about,
apparently if you're in Japan,
if someone
whose Japanese is really
struggling to understand you,
if you do like a
comical sort of racist
exaggerated, then they will actually
understand you better, like your accent.
Diper.
No, I need new diaper.
diaper
how much
ohmutsu
ohmutsu
diaper
how would you say
hello my name is Alex
but in a way
that would make it easier
for a Japanese person
to understand
wait
I'll go to Google translate
Japanese to English
it already knows
um
hello
my name is Alex
I should know this
I went to Japanese club in year nine.
Alexu des.
Konnichua,
my name is Alex
Yes
Konichua
Whates no
Ma'a
Alexi du des.
Alexu
Des.
Well, it's like
our auntie is
Spanish, right?
And we went on holiday
once with
our Spanish
auntie,
our uncle,
and our Spanish
auntie's parents
who don't really
speak much English.
Hmm.
Um,
and my
name is Alex, but in Spanish, she would call me Alice, Alith.
Mm-hmm.
And she, like, just couldn't really say Alex.
So it's like a similar thing.
Arek du, Arekudesu.
Is it not?
Yeah, because there's not like an L in, in the Japanese language, right?
I guess not, huh?
yeah i don't know how
we got there from the question about inner monologues
yeah
going back to that though what the fuck do you even think
if it's not in like words and stuff
just sort of like
superheroes going
well no that that is genuinely
like when I say I'm thinking of stories
I'm thinking of like Spider-Man fighting Dr. Octopus
oh right
or like Spider-Man fighting Green Goblin
or Electroize
Spider-Man fighting Venom.
Yeah?
Spider-Man fighting Mars Morales even.
Did you see that weird article going around that like Billy Elish like wants to F. Venom?
What?
Tom Hardy?
No, the character of Venom, the goo.
She doesn't care about Tom Hardy. She just likes the goo.
A lot of people are obsessed with the Venom goo for that.
That's part of why the films are so successful.
Well, like sexually.
Yeah, yeah.
people find venom hot
I mean he's ripped I guess
he's got like bulging delts
it's beyond that
it's that like
lizard tongue
I yeah I guess he could
put that to work
just the gooey nature of him
what about the teeth though
that's a plus for many
really
I personally don't really get it
but lots of people love
I see I wouldn't get it
but then when I hear that
Tom Hardy Venom voice
Ohem, I'm ghouby D
It's so fucking gringy.
Is this
Did you just make that up the Billy Elish thing
Or is that like
I'm serious
Fuck sake
You want me to prove it
She's gonna like IRL fucking date some AI venom
I just know she only really dates like her brother
Hey my name is Alex
Billy Elish Revealsh, Venom.
Yeah, two weeks ago,
Billy Elish reveals Venom is one of her fictional crushes.
That's a fantasy for sure.
Who's one of your fictional crushes?
Um, oh, uh, you haven't seen The Penguin, have you?
The Penguin?
Yeah.
Like Danny DeVito.
No, I'm talking about the Colin Farrell show, The Penguin.
Oh no
You're just talking about an actor from the penguin there
No like the
Her
The big eye lady
Yeah big fat eyes
That's a real human
What do you mean
Like what
Okay
I know
I'll tell you who
The mum from Iron Giant
I need to watch that movie again
I can't remember what she looks like
Yeah, her.
Or Danny DeVito's penguin.
I need to watch the fucking penguin.
Kind of amazed you haven't actually.
I can't legally.
You can legally.
How?
You just ask your stinky brother with a diaper-filled bottom.
bottom.
Well, I love the diaper joke, right, but it gets to a point where some people actually
like Billy Elish feels about venom. Some people feel about diaper.
Oh.
I know what you're saying and I don't want to know.
I don't want to know to be my...
I want to know why your diaper is so full.
Yeah, so inner monologues
Do you know what my inner monologue is?
Word.
It's a Conan monologue.
Conan the Barbarian or Conan O'Brien?
O'Brien.
It's the funniest shit you've ever heard.
Why don't you get...
Do you know who I'm hating on these days?
Who?
Timothy Shalame.
Why?
Fascist.
What?
Just because he's French.
I'm with you on that one.
He's not French.
He's a poser.
He's a fucking poser.
Who would pretend to be French?
Someone named Timothy fucking Shalama.
Tim Jam.
Hello, I'm Timothy Shandalear.
Timmy Usabilly.
I think I'm just a, uh, I, I, I'm just a bad faith individual.
Well, you said it.
Shut up.
Did he see his banana costume he wore at the Oscars?
Yeah, that's why I'm saying this.
He's dating a Kardashian, right?
A Jenna, actually.
I don't give a shit.
Hello, I'm Venomized Kardashian.
Hello, I'm Venomized Timothy Shalame.
Fuck you, dude.
I'm Venomized Timothy Shalamee in a dipe.
I bet
fucking, I bet
Venom in a diaper
would reek.
I would reek.
Yeah.
I'm seeing if that exists.
Can't you just AI it?
Venom...
What did the AI say?
At the top.
Google Gemini said the phrase
Venom in a diaper.
It's nonsensical in a literal sense
as venom is a substance
injected by animals.
Oh, come on, you stupid, stupid.
We obviously don't mean that kind of venom.
Come on.
Here's why the phrase is unlikely to have a literal meaning.
Venom is injected.
Diapers are absorbent.
That...
Google Gemini pissing me off.
Yeah, fuck you Google Gemini.
That's like someone hearing venomized...
Venomized Spider-Man.
And like choosing to be like,
What? What do you mean?
It's like, you fucking know.
Baby butt cream on my face overnight.
Okay. Thanks, Google, Gemini.
I think it should be illegal to post babies online.
I kind of agree.
I think it's fucked.
Ooh, let's just see if I might be able to profit off a baby.
Yeah, I saw I opened Netflix the other day, and on the main page there was some documentary about
kid fluences and it was like the dark side of kid fluencers
wow what a shock who would have thunk what's the what's the light side of kid
fluences they're all like being uh tortured basically yeah they have no childhood
awesome for them all the abuse none of them at least when they get to 18 they get like a fat
payout would they they maybe you're from like a it might not even
well the the less notable ones won't get shit but what if like the parents are just like
living it up no but i mean like the the best they can hope for is that it's like a big case
where they can like sue their parents yeah yeah or there's some sort of like payout for
them you should have been changing my dipes in private yeah
everybody sings well i think we're done here bro okay i have a full diaper
i don't know why this diaper thing is really stuck around and you
diaper umuuu moucho this is uh timothy shaman
Asking is GF.
Diaper.
What is full, my beautiful girlfriend?
Diaper.
What is full, my beautiful Japanese girlfriend?
Fucking hell
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Oh fuck
We got a discussion to have
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