JAR Media Posdact - taking accountability (again)

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 12:51 Housekeeping 28:59 Pawny's Test 47:31 Mid Break 47:41 Pawny Convo Continues... 1:10:28 Questions Segment: Alex Mentioned in Star Wars Book 1:19:02 When you Woke Up 1:20:25 Could you take 1 Battle Droid on? #BroCastS4E9

Well, hello there, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode nine. Pinky and the brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain. A little bit of chocolate for you, Dexter. Hello, Dexter. Hello, Dexty. Give us a bit of Chucky, will you? I've always wanted to see Miami, lad. Are you Dexter Morgan?

What does the blood tell you, Dex? Sometimes, when things align, a chill goes down my spine. And I gotta drink my brain. And they're feeling sublime. Every last time. That's the end of this rhyme They call me MF Dime

Yeah I'm a I'm a dime store Dome What's a dime store What's that little pocket for? I don't know, I've got this tiny little pocket I just like putting my little finger in there and going Is that where you store your quarters I store my quarters

Maybe a dollar bill, y'all Dollar dollar bills y'all Dollar in the woods Remember that chemistled banging? Oh my god, yeah. I go. Found a D Dada, found a Dada.

Why did he stop making music? I don't know. He should keep doing that. Dollar in the woods. He's got local live music now. Oh, okay. Buggy in the woods. Found a butt buggy.

Wings of redemption. Fonda wing wings. Perfectly done. Perfectly brilliant. Another day, another dollar in the woods. Can we move on from that now? Sure. Why?

You can't say why then, sure. Sure, why? Why? Sure. Completely different meanings. Completely different obstacles. Have you ever thought about how if you take a word and change the letters is a different word like an anagram of sorts like tom marvolo riddle which changes to tom mudblood wriggle it's revealed when's the last time you've wriggled i wriggled it's my routine for a good sleep yeah i do um i have to do like a like a wriggle

I get my Like imagine my arms of my legs I put them like this and I go You splute Yeah kind of I splute Now I have to like kind of Twerk in a sense

You know like You know that thing that Nicky Minaj does We're her bunderbop Twerk Yeah We're her bunder bop I met Nicky Minaj once

Was she a dime? She told me I gave her the best night of her life. What? Nicky's Knight. Yeah, we just, we just played, um, smash, bros. Yeah, I bet you did, I bet she was King D, D, D. No, she, um, yeah. She was, um, she was actually, uh, what's that guy from, uh, the Dracula game?

Really fucking annoying No Scrappy do Um Mr. Bean Mr. Beast Why I ought to Ragum tagum robots

Why I ought to Take advantage of What? What are you gonna say Finish that sentence No that was just like a Mr. Beast thing Like he Oh right right right

You saying Mr. Beast is Scrappy Dew Um Um No he's worse could I have seen morning, evening or night Ladies and gentlemen I'm Alex joined by Jim

And this is Brocast Season 4, Episode 9 And I'm going to do the whole thing like this Like we're very serious on the radio We are serious On the radio? Yeah What is up everybody When's the last time you listened to the radio?

Oh man, I'd rather It's crazy like no Fair play to a radio host yeah they really have that vibe I don't know how they do it like that disingenuous it's genuinely like impressive what is up ladies and gentlemen

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in the first or second week of each month in a nice little torture session for us. But also, that's not all. We got jafter hours. on Patreon the weekly supplementary show um last week one of the best ones ever uh we we watched a pornie men in black international pornie documentary that has come to light that's been found dug up um thought lost thought once lost but the archivists found it this is the thing in a sense we're kind of like historians yeah no straight up like we're a history

The world is doing everything in its power to forget men in black international, and we're not going to let it happen. Yeah. You know what they say? If you forget the sins of the past, you're doomed to repeat men in black international. And we're not going to let Sony forget. No. There's no fucking way. The world can't take another one of them.

The world can't take another porny. There's only, there's town I'm big enough for two of us. Yeah, that's an idea for a sequel. Yeah. Porny Showdown. No, picture this. There's another porny, but he's voiced by Kearney Reeves. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, God, oh, God. Or the rock. Yeah. But serious rock. New serious rock. Mm, the voice acts really well now. Yeah. Yeah, Men in Black International 2, directed by Benny Safdi.

Director by Keanu. Yeah. Funded entirely by Reddit Gold. Yeah. And the profits from Will Smith's BBL. I love BBOs I love

MIB International but that's not all there's the Dobby fan page sick video we watched Melbourne

Brother of the Joker and finally learned what that meant explaining jar thumbnails we double place watching the lost

family guy pilot diary of a farting creeper and so on and so forth pays his chance and there might

even be some more chances and the aforementioned paisley's chance Yeah, nice use of aforementioned, brother I love that, Tim. Let me just say aforementure.

Let me just say afore mature. Try me to group chat as well. It's a group chat on the Patreon. Before we record, I hop in there and a gay. Yo, everybody. Hey, come on, man.

Yo! We do like a KSI laugh in the in the chat. Yeah, we go sideman mode, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they've got, like, Netflix shows and stuff. They've got two Netflix shows. Really? Yeah, it's just...

Why is KSI not hooked us up? I know. It's because we don't have that laugh. It's crazy, like... Okay, this is, like, kind of deep law, but we've known KSI for, like, 10 plus years. Hmm? And never...

Like, we've recorded videos together, and he's like... Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, he, like, won't use it. yeah so what the hell man yeah what's wrong what I don't know he left a comment on one of my videos once really yeah what do you say I'm disappointed in you he said he it was just um a voice note of him laughing ah twisting the knife yeah yeah motherfucker um and last but not least get your question everything learn nothing shirts and mug over on the store look in the description for that link ah now we can do some

housekeeping i believe grab that mop grab that brush it's time to clean motherfucker yeah yeah yeah was that the coolest thing i've ever said that was cool that was cool that that felt like it would have been cooler if keanu read it yeah grab that mop motherfucker yeah right so i got a few here from the patron group chat and then we'll go into the YouTube comments right um Zach says I don't have anything but it's genuinely crazy how they did the David episode the week with all of the D4 VD allegations oh shit they were I needed to address this because there were a few comments I know fuck yeah oh my god sometimes things just happen right the stars are lying in like

the worst way possible and then like the apocalypse is ushered in you know what I'm saying yeah we accidentally like start the apocalypse yeah yeah i didn't even put two and two together i didn't either obviously um complete coincidence i've had i've had this one in my notes for weeks and weeks and weeks yeah as far as like yeah you can see it there like in the notes everyone must have been fucking waiting for us to like to address it in some way yeah jesus christ yeah because weirdly we bulk recorded one that hasn't gone up yet yeah on that day where I did bring it up but I think

I'll probably take that out now did you yeah I mentioned it oh I thought you mentioned it after we recorded no in the in the completely unhinged episode I haven't edited yet so I don't know what it's like

the completely structuralist crazy one so maybe I'll leave it in I don't know because I don't really have anything to say on it it's just horrible yeah it's heinous and just um do whatever you can to not support that but also obviously the name David is quite benign and

popular like yeah maybe if it's like biblical maybe if I'd named the episode like formatted it the same way as is Spotify whatever yeah that would have been something

so yeah there's that apologies apologies um Alex Jones freeze the clones says what would be on the jar cave painting to preserve the podcast beyond civilization Um

Minimalist Pony Mm, yeah With the text You know what Never forget Yeah Or um What was there like Obama one

Like change or something Hope Yeah, believe Was it believe or was that Halo I think it's hope right Hope, maybe Obama Obamna poster

Obamna believe Yeah, I hope Hope Cringe Um Too woke It just says Cringe

Yeah No I I want to bring something back quick What's that? Um The golden pussy Oh shit

What if Pornie had the golden purse Would you partake? I feel like he'd have like Purple Puss Hmm Maybe green Is that nice in its own you know?

Nicer than gold Nothing's nicer than golden. No, golden super Yoda's got the golden. Yeah. What does baby Yoda got? Uh-huh. Go on,

what kind of pussy does baby Yoda got? Is baby Yoda like, do we know baby Yoda's gender? Uh. Baby Yoda's like 60 years old, right?

Just keep dicking. Yeah, baby Yoda's like older than us. Yeah, what the ethics there, dude? Let's fucking debate the ethics of the baby Yoda's age. Crimson purse. Groke. He's 50 years old, man. Yeah.

He's been around the flush. But caveat still considered a toddler. Similar to a human child. Yeah, not cool. Yeah, but Yoda's not that big. The, nah. Baby Yoda's golden pussy. Dude, we're off to one hell of a start.

God damn. Just do one long beep for that. But yeah. No, I'm leaving that shit in. I'm leaving that. You know, cancel me for Baby Yoda's golden bussy. Fuck me. I'm ready to.

Put that back in the box. Yeah, why did you even whip that out? That was a trap, wasn't it? Porni, pussy. Pussy! You sprung by Golden Yoda Baby Pussy Trap card. Like, baby Yoda golden pussy trap card. It's like the inverse of, you know, that like anime cliche where it's like,

well, she's actually a 3,000-year-old dragon god. Yeah, she just looked, it's kind of exactly the same thing. Yeah, true, it's not even the inverse, it's the same thing. Yeah, it's just not Star War. Yeah. Which makes it worse? Not sure, but I do know I'm going to be there day one for the Mandalorian and Grogu. Do you think, that's the plot of the film.

Yeah. I didn't realize you. That's the real reason the Empire wanted you, huh? What, they are villains. Aye, aye, aye. Um, Goblin aura says, I didn't get the Red Bull joke. What's the connection between Germany and Red Bull?

What did I miss? Did something happen? I'm pretty sure she's German, too, so... Yeah. You'll figure out one. day yeah you're all innocent Germans yeah poor innocent Germans never done anything wrong only thing Germans did wrong was hunt for that golden purse it is a crime well if it's fucking baby Yoda what my baby frick the the German Empire hunting baby

God it's golden fucking buzz Jesus Christ Babu frick I'm blanking on who Babu frick is I recognize the name but I don't recognize the person The person The alien I guess

Babu frick Babu frick You don't remember this Oh shit Yeah fucking Yeah Yeah Babby Frick could get it

Let me just search Babu Frick age to be safe. 85, you're safe. Okay, hell yeah. Gilf, babu, friend. Babu gilf. Which club shito do you want to fuck the most? Yeah, let's do a deal list.

He's got the most golden post. Fuck, sick. Um, Pitbull the Impalor said, was recently in Barcelona and was crushing it with the Spanish by my third day. Nice. Ever think about learning a new language? No. I know you guys are freakishly old, but I don't think it's too late.

But if you did, what language would you pick? It's not the age that's an issue. It's the body weight. What? Are you talking about baby Yoda still? No, I'm chubby. What's your language? You get like a gutterer or like in your voice, and you just can't pronounce certain languages.

Like, fuck it. And also, like, everywhere speaks my language, so why would I? Exactly. And if they don't, you just take it. them over and force them to speak it yeah you know yeah that's our style take what you can't even comprehend my language you fool where else are you gonna get words like perpendicular yes and golden pus or a grow goo say it with me grow goo glup schetto do you understand um very cool in the comments said a whole David episode without the single mention of the

David Wallace jar changed has and Kno K replied to that saying the amount of support David Wallace is given Jha on Patreon and doesn't even get a single mention shaking my bloody head I mean David Wallace has had many mansions he's also long gone yeah he's long gone yeah Wallace fucking ditched his inventing I guess where did David Wallace go lad That's the fucking state of the world Wallace Wallace can't afford to invent anymore True

He just uses AI now Yeah Chat GBT Lab They're spreading deep fake AIs of me lad With baby Yoda That's his invention This is his final invention

He creates the singularity yeah yeah he's done it it's fake news lad um debu 6353 said I had a dream jar

release an episode called poop burger surprise there was just several hours of Alex and Jim having an increasingly serious argument until Alex punched a hole in the wall and liquid shit started coming out of the hole oh hiccup

my favorite how to drain your dragons how to drain your dragons no this is too sexual don't like it yeah does toothless have a golden pussy um no toothless got like a crusty

crusty yeah mr crab's pussy that's the irony is that Mr Krabs probably has the most golden one of all yeah imagine one of these sponge well close you know yeah yeah swing like pristine

does he have some barnacles and SpongeBob's just like speechless Mr. Crabs I didn't know you're packing Yeah Mr. Grabs Crazy man Yeah

pearl myself. The question is we actually have a correction to make. From the David episode, Ellis 2003, said, guys, that is not Dave Bluntz. It's from a NAS song, and the song is actually great. And the weight sane says, that fuck who's the baddest, a person's status depends on salary. Barr is actually Naz from Life's a Bitch.

Maybe Blunt's reference, maybe Blunts referenced it. one of the songs. I think it actually sounds pretty good with Naz's flow. Lives a bitch is a great song. Yeah, Nas rocks. I think it kind of feeds into what we're saying though

where it's like almost entirely dependent on who is delivering it, you know? Yeah. From Dave Blunts, that bar cringe from Nas, cool. Yeah, but Nas could kind of say

anything at this point. Yeah. And it would just be cool. Yeah. But like it's still though, like you don't have to agree with the statement, you know? no i don't agree with many statements nowadays really nowadays these days not these days

really nowadays not these days nowadays which days do you agree with monday tuesday thursday sunday mm the shit days um real real real says as a based psychology grad student, hell yeah, to beast, to saying that we shouldn't use actual diagnosable disorders as everyday pejoratives. However, this was extremely woke of him, so I'll be boycotting the cast from now on. Fair. Yeah, that is fair. As a non-political free speech podcast, a porny podcast, um, I think that's fair. Yeah, I think that's perfectly done. Perfectly done. Oh, that was nice.

I like the... I like conducting. Ha! Perfectly done. Perfectly done. Ratatooey P.G. Says, my least favorite David is David from David and Goliath. I'd rather David just died so we could still have giants.

Ooh. I was disagreeing until you said the last bit. Yeah. Interesting kind of point. That's an awesome, like... Yeah. Yeah, because, like, giants definitely existed. Yeah, gigantapithecus.

Yeah, big human. What big orangutan. Gigantichumanus. I think they could sing. Yeah. I want to be like a snowy. I want to be like bonnie. I want to watch men in black Indonesia.

I want to be perfectly. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, I'll agree. with that do you think that was the last gigantapithecus yeah David killed him David David and Goliath oh right Goliath was a right right was a big orangutan David he got his sword and he went there's safety in numbers swing he didn't use his sword used his rock right yeah there's safety in numbers and it's Bart Simpson

yeah and then maggie went um last one for housekeeping from a roarium baker you're just be cringy nirna something in the way emo knighters i'm gonna be a punk rocker morninger like superman not like batman for idiots superman isn't a morninger he's an afternooner you idiot you have to be genuinely so out of touch and i'm going to say it's stupid no to think that superman is a morninger superman is a morning he's not a bloody morninger he's an afternooner he's an afternoon no he's not he's got to get in clark kent clark kent is a morninger he's got to get a he's got to get a bright and early is a morninger superman is an afternoon he's got to get a Superman is an afternooner.

He's got to get up and go work at the Daily Mail. Yeah, who goes to the Daily Mail? Fucking Superman. Yes, he works at the Daily Mail. No, fucking Clark Kent works at the Superman. The babe from EastEnders is fucking naked in street. Go Clark. There's so many fucking immigrants pouring over the fucking forest.

Yeah, that would be the great idea. All these wokeys trying to take away our free speech. Yeah, man. Damn. Um, I've got one topic for you. It's a YouTube short. Why?

Why? Rai. Um... Did you know in men in black... Okay. You ready? Yeah. Let me wonder what this is going to be about.

Did you know when Men in Black International? Kumail was so excited to play Pawnee. and he said that it really wasn't a problem at all for him. He sees Pawnee as an extension of himself, and even Tessa Thompson knew that he would be the perfect match for the role. Kumaya loves Men in Black so much that he actually flew to London to read his part with Chris and Tessa so that their interactions would feel more dynamic,

even though Pawnee is completely CGI. I already knew that. You knew that? No, you didn't. Yeah, we did. We did that last episode. You know we didn't. Yeah, we did.

Tessa Thompson was like, this, this magnificent character that you've written, fly him out. What do you think? Fly the man out. I'm obsessed with these, like, bizarre, like, narrations in YouTube shorts. Yeah. Did you know? Like, is awesome.

Is that a real person? I went on, like, a fight club video today. Yeah. And it was like a proper video essay. And the voice was just AI. Like the whole thing. The whole thing. Yeah. Yeah.

So I went off it after like 30 seconds. That's rocks. It's like. And then the question I have to ask is like, is any of this real? Did you just chat GBT write an essay about Fight Club? The answer is yes. Yeah. And then it's like, how much YouTube content is just that?

And then it'll be like a bot like typing into ChatGBT. generate like a five-part video. Dude, it... Yeah. So we're in a simulation then, for sure. 100%. Why does that mean? What?

Because it's the natural conclusion. You're generating porny law videos. It's kind of the simulation reaching its capacity. Porny is the proof that we're not in a simulation. Because it's just like so original. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there's no other, like... Like, he doesn't fit.

in the universe like yeah oh is this one gonna go up on in october i don't know because that's important no i don't think so oh shit okay well we're gonna have to come up with the big because we got the big reveal to announce what october october's porny month no monday the 29th this will go up that's fine but that's the reveal october's porny month October's Porny month on job I thought I thought we're just

porny all the time Well because Because the tagline has been We're a podcast about nothing Yeah I'm thinking about a little rebrand A podcast about porny Like let's

Like Let's do this No let's do this Like let's actually go for it It's October like the 10th month what are you saying because like let's do this like we're going to do it for a month and then do a new thing but if this is going to be the pogger the porny fucking podcast then we're doing the porn fucking podcast like just from now on yeah we're like we're stuck now

do you want to commit yes you want to go yeah 10 toes down yeah well i'm thinking at the very least from now until forever Cairing segment Porny Corner Yeah Do you want to do like a trial run? Porner Do you want to do it?

A trial run? September trial of October's Porny Corner, pornor. Yeah. This is the trial. Right now, right here right now. Yeah, no, right now.

Okay. So like, and go. Imagine we're on October. Let me set the scene a bit more. Okay. And go. Imagine we're in October. It's porn email.

month, the new tradition, for just the month or the rest of ever. Well, it's like a month period where it's like a kind of a locale test. Okay. My favorite locale, porny, but this is how the segment's going to go, right? So imagine, like, I haven't done all that preamble. Right, now it's time for Pornie Corner. Porna? This is the segment where we check in kind of how we're feeling about Porni at the

moment, Jim, how are you feeling about Pornie at the moment this week? Good. I like it. Yeah, I'm going to admit that my, um, as far, do you want to ask me the question? Um, how are you feeling? About what? Um, what was it again? We're doing Porny Corner. Oh, Porn. This is why you do like a rehearsal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so how are you feeling about

Men in Black International's porny. You know, this week I'm not feeling that good about him. Really? Yeah, because there's this deep underlying sadness that I know we're never going to see him again. Wow, yeah, I'd never thought of it. I mean... Do you know what I mean? No, the thing is, I've got to disagree with you, though.

Because, like, you don't live life thinking, well, this is it, you know? Like... Right. treasure that you had it at all. Yeah. The fact that you get to experience anything whatsoever and not just being the permanent void that you were before you were born, right?

That could have been you forever. Right. Yeah. And we got Porny. That's beautiful, yeah. And I don't know about you, but I believe in infinite multiverses. Yeah, of course. Which, and with it being infinite,

it means there's an infinite number of universes without Porni. So that means there is a universe where the world, every single human, is Pornie, and they're watching. There are two Pornies that make a podcast every week about humans. Yeah. About specifically you. It's Human Month here on the Human Podcast. Yeah.

On Parr. Par media. Par. Holy fuck. No, I feel Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, Pawnees and Pornie men. Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm, like I said, I'm feeling good about Pornie. Yeah, it's kind of going to be our new thing, I think, for a long time. So, yeah, foreseeable future. So, yeah. Right in the comments down below how you're feeling about Pornie this month. This week. This week, sorry. And how excited you are for the coming of,

of porny permanent porny the new segment podcast perpetual perpetuity this is something I really didn't see coming

you know I did at the start I said I felt this I felt this coming for a while the energy just like real life something in the way

Pawny it's like you know every now and again the planets align in a scary line yeah you know and then God's snorts.

It's kind of like that, but with Pawnee. I feel like that's what Pawnee's representing when he does the perfectly done thumbs up. Planet's a lining. Yeah, he's like lining up. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, parallax, like his thumb, like, is the sun and his eye is Pluto. There's an idea. Uh-huh.

Parallax scrolling. Porny platformer. Metrovania, light, Metroidvania. Metrovania, fucking get on that team cherry. Yeah, now you're done with the game No one really cares about You can make something actually important The game that people actually want to fucking play

How about that? Yeah Make it a Holo Night expansion And fucking Nintendo, do you have 3D platformer At the same time Yeah Yeah Sony, mascot

New mascot Yeah, God knows they need them You know Yeah Fuck that Astro fucking bot Or whatever it was Porny bot Porny bot

Yeah Astro porn Porn asshole from the 3D model 3D model fucking detailed asshole There's like potential here Yeah

It's like endless creative juice That flows out Pornies asshole 3D model style Yeah So that was like a nice Little window into the future Yeah we're nothing if not predictors of

What's to come yo what is actually why have we done this done what like actually psychoanalyzed why pornies come back now right because we have nothing else six years later in this modern world

that we've been thrust upon into what do we have to latch on to I'll tell you do you want me to psychoanalyze it Yeah. What year did M-I-B-I come out? 2019. Right before. COVID.

Right before everything changed. Yeah. So it was like the last time we... We're truly happy. Yeah. The last bastion of freedom. Yeah. And hope.

Yeah. That's so true. Pony's chance. Pony gave us a chance. Pony had a chance and the box office denied him. Yeah. This is what. what we get for uh there's one another dimension another timeline where m i b i did

incredibly well and and we're all fine yeah everyone in the world is fine yeah like just like completely fine yeah no invasions of any countries no genocides yeah just on the straight and narrow you know yeah like we like everyone's made it and i find that phrase kind of homophobic which phrase On the straight and narrow. Hmm. On the gay and f***. Can you beat both those words so people think they said something horrible? Beep like a bunch of that is as well.

The first word or the second word do you unbeaped? Uh... The second word, I think. On the gay and f***. Yeah. Yeah, do the second word, I think. Sure. Sure thing, brother.

But you have to beep, like, the stuff around it as well when you're asking about, like, the second one. I'm not beeping. I'm vetoing the beeping, because you want to know why? It pisses the jarlings off, unlike weekly segments for our favorite characters. I just came up with a good idea. What? I forgot Was it to do with who I think it was?

Yeah Yeah This is actually like just documenting Like just stupid people are actually going fucking insane It's like What's it called when like multiple people Hallucinate at the same time Right yeah

Yeah like a hallucination Yeah A mass hallucination What the fuck are you saying We're gonna you know like There's always the

In the in the At the end of the second act Where the the The heroes fucked No and they like fall out And they're like missing each other And they look in the clouds And it's formed the face

Of poor knee He's like it down Yeah That's how I'm feeling And you hear like a perfectly done Ako Perfectly done it's like the lion king you know yeah you are perfectly done that's like the yeah i'm not gonna stop until

every single comment is i'm sick of it i can't take it anymore yeah we will only stop when every patron their name is perfectly done and we can read every name that's perfectly done

a huge shout to perfectly done perfectly done perfectly done yeah or we can just perfectly done

just like yeah three million times or however many patrons are you have is it three or four million

no um well ever since the borny stuff started it's actually rocketed up four million? Really? We're up to four million. Wow. So we're kind of at like a jet lagged type sort of era. You know like Joe Rogan collects like alien

artefacts? Yeah. Did you see the the guest he had on the other week? No. It was this guy he had like, pauny frozen in amber. Yeah. Guys, we finally found him. Yeah. Sorry, no, was it uh yeah it was a it was a scientist who found porny frozen in a number really yeah like actually like i'm not even joking what the fuck i'm serious hmm good chris evans and um no chris hemsworth

and tessa thompson actually went into space and found him really yeah i like to think that do you remember that movie life with ryan reyman how could i forget that classic um you know that ending is like jake jillenhauls getting suched off in space launched at um the earth i like to think that that such monster is like the alien chessboard that ends up on the men in black universal light planet yeah do you know what I mean Shapeshifter

Yeah yeah yeah And that's like how it chooses to manifest To like survive on earth With all the other different types of aliens Do you think That's my like head cannon Do you think Because then Ryan Reynolds gets to be in the

MIB universe I'm thinking Who wins in a fight Borny or Johnny Knoxville From Men in Black 2 Oh Remember? Yeah yeah yeah

With his little What about the guy What about the guy who's head keeps growing back? Oh, Vincent Dinoffrio? No, that's not Vincent. He's the cockroach. Yeah. Vincent Deneffreo is a cockroach and...

In the first one. Wait, who's Vincent Dinoffrio? You know, Kingpin. That's Kingpin! In the first one, he's like the... Yeah. Really? Yeah.

What the fuck? He completely transformed. Wow. Okay. He really, like, went method and became an actual cockroach alien. He became an actual cockroach alien. kingpin for that role just like Camille actually became pornie yeah he got like surgery yeah he's a method actor yeah I feel like I need to start doing

pornie like fanfix mm get like get real with it yeah start pitching things to various studios uh-huh you know they they they need like streaming content yeah you know get it on BBC news pony has been discovered on the Joe Rogan experience I want him to be like a one of the the like talking people on BBC news like an AI pony like like a host yeah like a BBC news host Imagine, like, how fire the Joe Rogan episode would be if, like, live on this episode, we're going to break him out of the amber and have a podcast with him. Yeah. Frash.

And he lights up. Yeah. That's how the henny. He lights up as a cigar. Yeah. Talk about conspiracy theories. Yeah. deny a thing or two

yeah yeah support like a yeah well um well um damn that was

I think that was a good trial run um a little window into the future yeah I'm looking forward to the comments for the support yeah

yeah yeah for sure Yeah. Yeah. You guys like it, right? We have your support, right? Yeah, they're going to say, they're going to look at us and they're going to say, give us more. They're going to look at us and they're going to say, give us more of that. They're going to say, fellas, that was perfectly done. I guess we'll see after these perfectly done messages.

messages. He's on the border of cute and grotesque at all times. Yeah, ha. I don't like you. Should we just start selling porny match? Should we say how long it takes us to get in? Genuinely, like, might do that. They ain't doing shit.

Like, just straight up Yeah, just a PNG on his fucking shirt Yeah, it's fucking fair use parody Yeah We've fucking talked about him more than he's Like we're We're putting him work for that fucking film That's a fucking idea

You gotta get on your grind tech, guys. You gotta find your thing and stick to it. I feel like the pony arc's either gonna go down as like legendarily good or bad. I think people are loving it. Yeah. As someone who buries their head in the sand and reads no comments, I think people are fucking eating it up.

They love it. Yeah, just make your own reality. Yeah, yeah. Forge your own path. Joe Rogan it. Yeah. That's the strat. Whatever first...

Peltin ghost, dude. Posting ghost. Never listen to criticism, dude. Block it all out, my friend. Yeah. Never listen to any voice other than your own. Yeah. the voice in your head is the only one that matters and even if your internal dialogue does criticize you push it down yeah and just say perfectly done just deprive your senses and um recover yeah going to your sensory deprivation tank sensory death bath sensory deprivation um and like set your fire alarms off from working out so hard human growth hormone oh yeah yeah yeah it begins and ends with human growth hormone

man, that's for damn sure. Yeah. And you have to kill and butcher and eat whatever you can. Yeah. Do you know what flash into my head when you said kill and butcher and eat? Pornie? Yeah, what did you guess? I'm picturing like...

When they were like an ancient species. Yeah. Like, yeah. I'm thinking like a school of pornies. Yeah, yeah. How scary would that be? Like, you crash land on their planet. Like Planet the Apes.

And they're like hunting you. You blow it all up. You sons are bitches. Holy fuck, man. There's potential. Yeah. There's always so much potential. Planet the Apes X fucking porny.

King Kong versus Godzilla. versus porn it He's the background player Pulling the strings He's like the Lacks Lutheran BVS Do you know what I mean? Piss Piss deliveries to

court Pairs Don't remember that I don't remember Pest deliveries to court Yeah Um Mark Zuckerberg

delivers Pest to Mrs. Incredible in court. And the Superman watches as hundreds of people are exploded in front of him and he doesn't do anything. Piss? What the fuck he's talking about? Do you not remember the jar of piss? No. I remember the bomb. No, there's a jar of piss.

Really? Holly Hunter like picks up the jar of piss and goes... Purs? Purs? Yeah. That's a good movie. I like when Batman fucking kills those guys. Do you know,

I'm thinking, no. I want a pony that kills. He breaks his rule. No, you know what I'm picturing? Perfectly dead. Yeah, what? What do you think I'm picturing? Porny Batman,

porny Superman. Porny that kills. I don't know. What are you picturing? I'm thinking, and stay with me. Uh-huh. You know the end of the Snyder cut

where Batman says, He's going to kill the Joker. Believe you, me, I will fucking kill you. In that iconic scene, I'm picturing, and this is subtle, right? Everything's exactly the same, except part of the entourage is porny. Just sat on his shoulder. Just watching it go down. Yeah, like, with a somber look on his face, like, shit's getting real, man.

Or like, a little bit scared, like, it's about to pop off. Yeah. He knows what's coming. He doesn't want it to come. but it is it's inevitable just like uh baby uh

baby uh baby bruce baby clark baby grue clark way no Bruce Bruce Clark Hey I'm Bruce Clark I'm Bruce Clark

I'm the new Batman around here cool shit man I just love how things can't get much cooler Yeah, I feel like we've had the best coolness Coolness peaked in 2019 Yeah

You know All been downhill since there All been downhill since Um A little bit real actually It's all been It's all been It's all

Now, now what do you think I'm thinking? Um... If you're anything like me, you're picturing the scene when, um... Pawnee's got the grappling hook and he's like, I won't let another queen die. No, picture this. Yeah. You're not gonna predict this. Chris Pratt.

Oh. Jurassic World. Oh. He's on the motorbike. on the motorbike with the raptors yeah poorly sat on the handlebells you rev my motherfucking mind yeah i'll do you one better hmm um you know when uh like captain america iron man and thor are like walking through the desolated like wasteland that thanis has just bombed Yeah, yeah.

And Thanos has like the double sword. And it's just like sat there. Yeah, yeah. It's not Thanos, it's Pawnee, just sat. Just like sat leaning. I thought you'd never come. Some shit like that. Where's Thanos, Pawnee?

Thanos isn't who you need to be worried about. I don't think it's something even cooler, right? wait hold up hold on I'm cooking I'm cooking no go ahead Thanos is like I'm inevitable and he clicks and nothing and he looks at his thing

Jewel's gone iron man's like I am iron man clicks and then he looks and there's nothing and then porn he's there and he goes perfectly done yeah yeah yeah yeah and everyone fucking duck everyone yeah or I'm thinking like

emotionally switch that up like Thanos snaps people start disappearing yeah quickly a portal opens Pawnee comes in hey guys he starts

he falls onto his knees oh and like now keep going keep going Tony Stark it goes up and he's like Pawnee no yeah yeah yeah

he's like he's just turning into dust the emotions the music swells yeah yeah yeah Punishes. Yeah. Yeah. See how easy this shit is, man.

Yeah. Uh. I don't know we were born in Hollywood. Yeah. We could have been it. Fuck the Russo brothers, you know. True. The Porni brothers.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, would you actually get me sectioned? Like, like, what's up guys? I've changed my. name to porny beltman yeah yeah yeah if you like invest your life savings into rebooting a fucking porny franchise this um this is like a crazy run you know you should get a

tattoo of pornie like where um tricep Under the eye Just a tiny one Who's that little critter? Your original character? Go get a magnifying glass. Find out, there yeah. And then

Under the other eye, a QR code to Amazon 4K M-IBI. That or fucking jar lightsay us.com. I think jar lightsaber. Leadsabbers.com has gone down. Why must everything good in this world?

That was a good one. Jarl lightsaber. Yeah. We had one thing. Fucking once. We had a win. Once. I fucking like

Savers I hate nerd cultures so much I hate that I love it I fucking eat that shit I fucking love it but I hate it man It's the fucking worst Creates the worst people as well Monsters Actual

Villas Villains Comic book villains We are inevitable Yeah Things went too far You know When everyone became comic book guy

Yeah everyone turned into the fucking fat Simpsons comic book guy Now that like average people know who Thanos is Everyone's like a nerd now We're cooked Everyone's a genocidal maniac everyone was like

wait yo he's got a point everyone said that that's when like we actually cared about the fear of population going too big and then it's actually snapped so hard

in the film it fucking killed like half of real humans it killed half of real humans like desire to have kids yeah yeah they were like yeah he's got point let's stop he convinced us

globally yeah that's the bear of art that's a pair of nerd culture yeah shit man yeah he turned us all into nerd so we couldn't get no pores you mean no porn yeah too much porn way too much pornie

yeah porner I just think it's crazy that we have this time capsule episode that's still a week or two away that also is entirely about porny

about all of it Yeah Yeah Yeah like Convince convince anyone that this wasn't recorded in fucking 2019 Oh

Thanos was right Yeah, pornie. When did Thanos come out? 2018? Really? No, yes, 2017? I'm going to search, when did Thanos come out? Thanos is gay?

He's gay with death. Infinity War was 2018, and Endgame was 2019. So at the same year that MIB. Oh, that's why fucking porny got fucked over That's so unfair That is unfair They had all that build up

Thanos cucked porny It's not fair What the hell man I'm not so any thinking They should have timed it Yeah Or at least included him Or like put him in venom

Yeah Venomised fucking pony That must have been said before Yeah for sure Boring Jim, shit, Jim, loser. Become original for God's sake. Yeah, try a new one.

Become original, like, Men in Black International for God's sake. What next are going to be talking about, Valerian? We should re-watch that. Yeah. It doesn't have that same energy that was, like, Pawnee. Maybe a little bit. Yeah, I can see him in that shit. Yeah, yeah, he'd fit in, like a fucking...

Like a, like a, well-oiled thumb. That's a play on sore thumb. What's the opposite of sore? Well-oiled. A wiled. A wiled thumb. Yeah. Maybe the strangest, um,

bit after the mid-break. Whatever. Just riffing on porny, you know? The thing is, it's, it's like a can of worms. It's kind of a porn. freestyle of sorts. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, I'm, I'm not talented, but you bring him up and suddenly... Do you think you'd be able to do like a porny freestyle, lay down a beat thick enough? Um, no. Just the, the, the gods come to you and they're like,

I think I could sit down and write a good one. Hmm, I could sit down and write a good one. I could sit down and get AI to generate me one yeah write me a nice rap about porny from men in black international the one blind spot before the singularity AI is like

Pornie what's this you're like you know from men in black international AI looks into it and then it's done it it's achieved Nirvana droves kill my jean spirit welcome to Nirvana

Nah. Kasa sukasa. Pony is my gagga. Hold on. I'm doing it. Yo, it's Pony on the scene, the tiniest night. Armour polished up, yeah. I'm shining real bright.

From the hive to the bureau, I'm sworn to protect. Loyal to the end. Put some respect. Oh! I'm small in the frame, but I fight with might. Sword swinging fast, I'll defend all night. Pledge into my queen, but she's gone, that's pain. Now I roll with Agent M.

And H in the games. It's comic relief, but the courage is real. Borthgate-sized warrior, titanium steel. Saving the world with a laugh and a grin. Doesn't matter my size, I was born to win. So when the aliens invade, don't sleep on me. I'm the last tiny soldier on my cavalry. Men in black got the suits, but I bring the pride.

Pawnee at the night, yo, I ride or die. Is that the fucking end? Chad GBT fucking sucks. They're nowhere near the singularity. Try harder, dude. What the fuck? Want me to spin this into something you could actually perform over a beat? Like with internal rhymes and punch your rhythm?

or keep it more fun did it say that at the end yeah just say shut up boy shut up kill yourself no don't say that don't say that okay shut up protect yourself yeah yeah

idiot no it's gonna kill you sounds like you're going for a sharp combative kind of line like battle wrap energy oh yeah do you want me to flip shut up protect yourself idiot

into a comeback bar, porn he might say in a rat battle? Okay, yes. Say, okay, yes. Yes, fuck face. No, don't say it. Shut up, protect self, man. That's tragic.

I'm armoured up already. Call it automatic. Your swinging weak bars. I parry deflect. Tiny night with the might. Better show me respect. Oh! That sucked.

That was fucking shit. Yeah. Fuck you, man. Yeah. Stupid computer. idiot code stupid fucking code dumb just zeros and ones

zero one how many zeros and ones does it create a ponny create that's the thing you could have all the zeros all the ones you still can fucking come up with ponies stupid piece of shit you useless machine yeah

come up with something half as good you couldn't that's it requires human Pornie required human. Couldn't be done by robot. You required more than humanity. He was the best of us.

He was the base of us. He was the best of aliens. Dude, that just made me think of something. Okay. What do you think it's made me think of? Like, what do you think it's related to? Porni? You're on fire today, man.

No, I'm thinking like... I'm thinking, like... I'm thinking the Last of Us. You know, the sad scene Yeah From the first game Which With Joel's daughter

Right in the opening Yeah, yeah Like that's That scene is going on And porn he's just standing there By the soldier And he's just like No

Yeah He goes Fuck Yeah Yeah Yeah That's Yeah

Yeah He like Walks up to a wall leans on it fuck man what the fuck man what the fuck what the fuck?

What the fuck? you want to know another one i yeah what do you want to know another one i've got yeah let's hear it what do you think it's to do with uh uh i don't know either i guess uh uh the walking dad if we're No, no, no. Uh. Uh. Uh. I don't know.

Iconic scene. Uh-huh. From... Shinler's list at the end of the end of this badge. No, instead of the little girl that's like the only thing in red with the wig. This is fucking red. Samurai armor. no

what he's saving frame at Ryan he's just on the beach he's the one with the guts yeah fucked up man fucked up uh

Deadpool thinks he's all that, like jumping around fucking... True. Going into different IPs and stuff. Lame. Do it with Pornie. That shit's fucking actually funny. How fucking awesome would that be? I mean, yeah.

Holy shit, man. Ooh. Damn, where were we? I guess we normally do questions, right? Yeah. From the Porni community. Yeah. Go to us slash Porni.

No, the spelt P-A-W and why? Yeah. Yeah. Like chest piece. Chesaeus. No, no, it's why. Yeah, head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit. You can leave questions for future episodes, just like Yotsu-A-Did.

But first, if you got this far comment, never found a yumlier thing. Never found a yummer thing. Yeah, right, I actually forgot about this, because this is actually wild. This is actually crazy, right? Yeah. Because I've kind of actually, it might be, I don't know, let me know if this is a kind of defamation or not. Okay. Bear, bear boys, I just wanted to let you know that Alex is mentioned in an academic book on Star Wars in a non-too-flattering light.

The book in question is called, I just as soon kiss a wookie, uncovering racialized desire. in the Star Wars Galaxy by Greg Carter, published earlier this year. The author discusses the history of race and racism in Star Wars, including the way race issues have been handled in the films themselves and in the fandom. One of the chapters focuses on reactions to the prequels, and the author argues that white audience members who reacted with violent disgust to Jar Jar Binks and other CGI aliens were doing so because these characters were a racialized other. I'm probably not explaining it very well, but that was the gist of it.

Imagine my surprise when I read, Strident Personal Attacks on Lucas, Binks slash Best, and other elements of expanded kinship have continued to be racist in tone. For example, the 2015 video, the top five things the Star Wars prequels did horribly horribly wrong, reflects the model of distaste for the phantom menace that points its hatred at stupid kids, stupid robots, and too many aliens. Again, the rhetoric of ruination, especially in assertion,

that this is not Star Wars. The name of the channel, I hate everything, is supposed to be humorous, but it's not. Funnily enough, I'm pretty sure the video in question was actually uploaded to the JAR Media channel. So I think, so I guess the author is familiar enough

to conflate the two. Thoughts, and speaking of Star Wars, what do you think of the trailer for Mando and Grogu? So, like, what? What the fuck? How the fuck are you putting like George Lucas is racist

this stares caricature was on you. Yeah, that was like the first thing I thought too, where it's like, I forgot I even made that video. It was uploaded in May 31st of 2015, uploaded on not even this Jarre channel, the old one that we abandoned. Wow. And it's the most like harmless, comatose video. Yeah, yeah.

With all the same points you've heard a million times before about the Star Wars briefs. It's a fucking review-tote USA video. Yeah. Well, it doesn't come close to being review-tech, but. well we're trying pay a limitation yeah trying to be review to yeah what the fuck man

that's crazy that's fucking actually crazy like what the fuck make it five minutes into phantom menace and try not cringe with like actual secondhand racism yeah like what the fuck I don't even really talk about gel jerry on it

I'm mostly obsessed with how he ruined Yoda which is like is it simply because of the name of the channel Yeah, did you say too many aliens? Like, is that xenophobic? I guess it kind of... One of the points was, like, I mentioned specifically how they overanimate the aliens, which the issue being to me that it's not like the movements of a puppet,

which are more kind of realistic because it's not like cartoonish animation wiggling around or whatever. I always think of, like, etched into my mind is when Jarja's walking next to Quigone through the woods. Any, like, ducks under a branch? And it's like the weirdest looking shit you've ever seen. I remember seeing that as an adult. Because I hadn't seen that movie in a long time and I was like, Huh? It looks like this?

Yeah. Yeah. So this is like a secondhand source. So this is according to this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess was reading this. But it's a real book. I like found it on Amazon.

Maybe I'll do like an IGTV video on it or something, but it's like a 20-quick Kindle book. I think it's probably worth, um, sending this, this author, your thoughts on porny. That'll prove that you're not xenophobic. I genuinely might contact him and be like, what the fuck, man. Yeah. Like, if, if the quote really is verbatim, um, expanded kinship, uh, have continued to be racist in tone. For example, the 2015 video, the top five things the Star Wars prequel did horribly, horribly wrong.

like what out of all of the fucking racist as Star Wars content is online that's the one you go for what the fuck man yeah and out of all the racist things you've said

like why why you go for that one like what the fuck we're like just like offhand I'm thinking like the biggest prequel criticism on YouTube

is red letter medias yeah which has has like essay jokes in it it's got racist jokes in it and it's like you're coming for fucking old abandoned jar media ass what the fuck? What'd you say

fuck me for? Like that's like what have you done this? Yeah man what the fuck that's crazy yeah that's actually bizarre you know all publicity is good publicity I say whey

I guess yeah maybe that's his stratas you know it would get to me He's a jarling he's a jarling He's just trying to represent It's like, why that video It's so fucking weird Well, you know

So many haters out there You know The day with the shadow I hear Everything's supposed to be hubris But it's ducked Why is he putting that in there What's that got to do with him, man? Yeah

He said, um, you're not funny Damn, he's just coming in Yeah, yeah What the hell, dude Just mean He's actually like He loves um, illumination sing and he's like bitter about it yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna get him for something he loves um

he loves sonic i'm gonna call him racist for making a video about the prequels yeah i'm gonna say he doesn't like sonic or something he racialized sonic dude yeah wild kind of crazy man nasty mean just mean man yeah this is the problem with the woke mop do you think this controversy will get you on joe rogan they were just coming after me all these people in droves calling me racist for saying jar jar wasn't that good that's it's like suddenly you're taking cat with elin musk how did i get here what i said was jar jar sucked that crazy hot take yeah jar jar sucks that literally everyone agrees

on the planet it's like the least controversial opinion of all the time dude I think I'm gonna have to buy this fucking shitty book man but I don't even know it's shitty

I'm getting charged it could be an awesome book I hope he sourced the other things better than this though what if the paragraph afterwards he's like JK lol I love that guy

I'm just messing fellas jk he's actually really funny and cool he's actually like the funniest he's actually like the funniest YouTuber I'm just trying to you know all publicity's good publicity I say bray sure I mean like I'm used to getting heat from different angles but this is a new one like from a fucking book cool man lick my fucking coot to me Hello, Couty. Crazy work, man. Got a stinky Coulter, lad.

Um, hmm. Ah, this one from Fat Fartter 69 is kind of interesting. That's cool. Let's go. Sorry to ask a political question to the non-political anti-woke podcast. Oh, here we fucking go. But our morningers woke, as in they literally wake up in the morning. Does this also mean that nighters are slept?

And what does that make afternooners? Daydreamers? I need this answering. I want to be able to apply insulting labels to my political opponents. Help a gooner out, by-a-bye-a. I suppose by definition, unfortunately, everyone is awoke. now when you feel like that

it's yeah I think I might cry because of that book it's really got to you huh yeah I'm like really upset fucking pissed you off maybe I'm thinking about actually

properly becoming racist now because of that yeah he's radicalized you yeah you're going to drop to your knees and go why I'm sorry Jar Jar Jar was based and funny I meant to say that it's all really good Please love me

Yeah I mean seeing as we're on a Star Wars thing Usurp Noodle says Hello I've got a little Roger Roger for you Can Jar survive being hunted by one B1 battle droid From Star Wars Here's the thing The location is the entire interior of the house

you record the jar cast in. You will only have 10 minutes total to prepare or hide, and in this scenario the jail pets are not present, only humans. The droid will be more competent versions from like episode one, not the goofy ones from the Clone Wars. It will also be on foot, will also have its standard rifle as a firearm, and it will have normal vision, no X-ray or infrared. Once the droid invades and begins searching, all possible entrances and exits will be inaccessible for 10 minutes. minutes. After the 10 minutes, you can either escape or fight back with anything in the house. How do you proceed? I bet you wish jar lightsabers was real now. Kuma Kuma. The Trade Federation is coming, Alex. Prepare for farting. What's Kuma Kuma?

Bear, bear, something? I don't know. Okay. Is it bear bear in a different language? Hopefully. Okay. I hope it's not something bad. A dog whistle. Yeah. Yeah, I could bear knuckle brawl if I can bee. two battle droid. Yeah, they're not really that intimidating.

Droidica, game over. Yeah, droidica is going to clap. Even a B3. Super Battle droid. Yeah, that's scary. Actually, a droidico can go up the stairs, so you'd be right. They can roll up the stairs. Can they?

Yeah, you can roll upstairs. I guess. Why not? I don't know. I kind of like the rolling one. droid dekers yeah yeah I don't know

I don't know I'm kind of too racist to talk about Star Wars nowadays yeah I'm scared of what I might get put in a book for saying I was upset that B2 battle droids are just a racist caricature of white people ha ha ha roger roger no that's just accurate

yeah it's actually the most like fair caricature of them all yeah i'll take that of them being the fucking trade federation or whatever yeah shit man i guess they are the trade federation technically i suppose they're an a finger of what was that was that who was that that was that was um glup mingo Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're my long-lost battle droid fucking brother, dude?

I didn't know a droid could be my brother. My consciousness was put into a B1 battle droid. And now I'm sort of... I sound like something from, um... I know what I sound like the um, the, um, the, like, up hormone monster yeah oh my god that's a good fucking show I'm tired of pretending it sucked you know I skipped to the last episode and watched it really they make you cry kind of really yeah you would you want to know

happens no you sure do you want to tell me anyway they die really they get undrawn oh okay It's cool. Why? Is it trying to do like a fourth wall type like... Wow, this has never been done. Yeah. Like straight up.

There we go. Yeah. Yeah, I did a little reactionist bid to it. Really? Yeah. Are you a professional reactionist now? Yeah. I did a free guy reaction the other day.

I know I saw the thumbnail. I want to watch that. it was about the interviews right yeah it's fucking cringy man yeah i don't know if i could actually suffer through that i don't like every single interview is just them saying how original it is and how it's like so fresh for a uh non-i-p non-sequel to finally be made so i just i got a copy of the movie and just got all the fucking star wars and marvel references yeah captain america hulks fucking fifth so every time they say it i just play that yeah the fortnight 19 dollar fortnight card who wants it

share share share see if that was the kind of thing that was in it then it would be cool yeah if that guy was in it share you've got the cadence of the share like perfect holy fuck man who wants it Star Wars drop now, man. Yeah, I can tell you're fucking seething. He's got you coping.

He rage baited me. Yeah, he rage baited you and now you're coping. I just got owned. You got poned. Ha ha ha ha ha. Got that Jar Jar Pownage. Yeah, you got Halo 3T bagged. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Hello lady What would be Let's just round this off right Yeah Just to like put a cherry on top Uh huh A ribbon on it

Put a bow on it Tied up tied up Tied up Phantom Menace right Yeah Give me one scene from the Phantom Menace With Pony in it I'm thinking

Podres cut to the cockpit he does a cool move perfectly done yeah yeah yeah yeah and then he like slams into a cable perfectly done yeah yeah that would be that would be fucking perfect I couldn't think of a better one there

no I can't think of a better one you have to think of a better one um you know the big doors open where Darth Moore normally is just him like there's nobody there and then the camera pans down it zooms in Yeah, that's a good one

I've got a really good one You know, like, after all the battle droids Like get deactivated Because the mother brain gets destroyed By baby, baby Annie. Yeah, yeah He's not even like in the foreground He's in the background

And he's like angrily kicking the body of a B1 Yeah, that would be cool. That would be cool. That's like proper Star Wars shit, you know? Yeah. Um, no, just like, like, the ship's flying into Tatouine, right? The, like, silver ship. Yeah, yeah.

And then in the foreground, porn, he's, like, just watching it fly over. And then he, like, looks over at the camera. And then it's just, like, next scene. And then it wipes. Yeah, yeah. Or does the, like, circle one. Yeah. On his eye.

Really, fuck. Yeah. I could see that, like. That just, straight up being in the film. And it, like, you wouldn't change anything. It'll be like, it'll be like, wow, that one actually looks good. It's the least racist one yet. You actually looped around to being racist for not liking Jaja.

Yeah. Wow. Wow. We've been mind virus. you see you feel that rage in your mind yeah that's the virus it's doing it's way rage bait virus the rage virus it's like 20 years you know yeah yeah that's what Jake Rogan got that's what that famous yeah yeah yeah yeah gonna say bro this has been a fucking crazy episode this has been the best one yeah ever um the best porny one

so far yeah yeah wait but what's what's what's a good name for it then Pony's chance

no I don't think you can have porny in it okay um we're racist question mark I'm racist question mark

with just like the IHE yeah that's not bad yeah well I'm thinking something like did I I already do taking

accountability I think so I feel like yeah taking accountability I feel like we've done like four of those

well no I just got the playlist up of YouTube apologies and was just going through them one by one

has marketplace ever done one hopefully yeah I'm thinking taking accountability parentheses again that's good

something like that two yeah with The thumbnail being Pornie? Um, no. From the documentary?

Yeah. His asshole. Like close up on his assort. I don't know what it is at first. Please. What about Jarja? Um, have Jar Jar licking his bum.

You know that frame where he's always like going, What do I don't know, da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, quite that, bitch. You know,