JAR Media Posdact - That's so RAVEN MASTER - Brocast #11

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

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It's a windy one today in one of those days over here in the UK. Winds howling. Wins howling. Ravens. Only the real one you get that. Winds howling. What's that a reference to? Every time there's a gust of wind in the Witcher 3, Geryl will just say...

Oh really? Wins howling. Spiders webbing. That's the spiders Doctor's Octopusing Mod for The Witcher 3 The Witcher 3 Spider Mod The Witcher 3 London mod

The Owie knives stabbing Knife build in Witcher 3 London mod I'm stimming I'm stimming Spongebob I'm stimming where's my fidget spinner

Sponga might be the most frequent SpongeBob like thing that I think about in reference I do enjoy how frequently people post like 824 movies be like you know that bit from the end that's like a direct 2001 reference

yeah how does it end you know where it's doing like the the like close up on his face with the like music and stuff It's the direct 2001. Yeah. And people are like, yeah, 824 movies would be like.

Yeah, A24 be getting a rep for that sort of. No, I feel like, SpongeBob deserves all of it. That, yeah, that era of SpongeBob. Hmm. Kind of, it's pure. It's pure. It's pure. Yeah.

It's wholesome, but also kind of funny and edgy at the same time. Yeah. Brutal almost. Yeah, there's sort of a brutality to what Sponge Gower brings to the screen. Yeah. With Pat Gaur as well. Don't forget about Pat Gha. Was Squid Gara a thing?

I can't remember. It's been a long time. Yeah, I need to re-watch Sponger. Again, another thing we were spoiled with in our childhood. Yeah. We had like the best Simpsons, the best... Best Sponger. Best Fely old parent seasons.

Nah. There was never a best... I hate that show. Well, I guess, uh, good afternoon, morning, evening or night? Ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to broadcast number 11. 1-1. I discovered a new thing.

Which? It. No, look. Pff. Oh. It. Like, um, the clown. So, like, um, the clown.

So, like, if you're going to go. and like, do it, do it, do it. Do it. Do it. Yeah. Number 11, do it. Yeah. Why did I say that? I didn't. Did you, did you just freebase that? Did you just come up with that in the spot? Well, I am getting into freestyling. Would you like to hear? Do do do it. Do it. I guess I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim, who's sat in the host seat, just to keep that nice and not complicated. Is there a host seat? I consider... Is it called that just because it's where you normally sit?

I did consider, especially in the old setup, with the sofa and the single seat, it felt like there was a host seat. Yeah. We'd change it up, but this doesn't seem like it really matters aside. from just like the height elevation really yeah true it does it does give you a an air of superiority being higher do you like it out there um is it getting to your head a little bit it is it is getting to my head i don't know if that's the lack of oxygen we might revolt from down here yeah like do a little yeah i've got to be in control people relax everything's going to be fine speaking of um controlling people it's the british election very soon

So we're going to start running out the broadcast for Brackett Blue. Finally. I think the time has come. Yeah, the manifesto. Should be live now. On Bracket Blue substact. We've got the pen working. Like Drake, we got the pen working.

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probably doesn't really work that well for audio listeners so I'm sorry about it um yeah bracket blue apologises for it um before we get too deep into the show let me just shout out those patrons on the jar media Patreon

sorry Patreon's over at the Patreon um they make the audio version possible get their names read out on the first or second week of each month if they're a debby tier or above Got the Jiam Media group chat People chatting left and right Giving suggestions for the show

And You gotta be patient with me on the Red Dead As they say Um Because I'm editing some other stuff right now Um But I'll get to it It's like a roast dinner

You've got to And it's gonna be a One of those mega American steaks You know This is a three hour long Juicy A three bone A triple

A trip bone. Yeah. Yeah. That's three T-bones on top of once another. Yeah. So, yeah, it's going to take a while to cook. But it's going to be a juicy one.

I'm going to go straight into housekeeping because I've got to say, this is one of those weeks where everyone was just aligning. There's some good stuff happening. There's some funny responses, some funny questions. You know? Or it can be a little bit proud. you know what I'm saying

when these weeks come along before we get into that though can I ask um of course and you might have to do some like audio dictating

for what I'm about to do but I want you to tell me what you if you understand what this means okay ready right so

quiet jaw you're putting your finger up over your mouth as if to say shush and but that then pointing to your jaw. Shut your mouth? No. Quiet mouth, quiet jaw.

Let's do a quick role play. Hell yeah. Yep, bringing it back, everybody. Hooray. Um, okay. So, ask me a question. Any question. Um, what color is the sky?

Oh, shut up, my teeth hurt. I can't speak. What could you be doing that would limit your speaking capabilities? Mewing. Yeah. Shut up, I'm mewing. Well, no, it means I can't talk. I'm mewing.

Oh. Yeah. So that's why you've been doing that to me for the past few weeks. Yeah. No, this is a new sign language has been invented. By you? No, this is like a thing. Oh, really?

Yeah. I'm meowing. That's what it means. Quiet down. So if someone's ever interrupting you while you're meowing, what you do is you put your finger to your mouth, like you're saying, shh. Yeah.

You turn your head and point to your jaw. They'll know what it means. Wow. So if you, yeah, if you're having a difficult conversation with your manager. Yeah. You can use it as a get-out clause for anything. Yeah. Having problems with a girlfriend?

Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine someone in, like, court for murder? The jury, you're like the one, like, this is going to settle there. It's a hung jury, and you're the one who's like. He just wants that extra day in the jury hotel. He's just loving it, living it up in the jury hotel. Yeah, getting that, uh, what do they call them?

Like the mini bar. Do you get a mini bar? I'm sure you would do somewhere. You probably have to pay, but... Jury service. I think I'll for jury duty I'm up for the duty What do you hope your jury duty is about

Um I'm torn on if I'd want it to be mad or not Something Something actually entertaining or something benign That's just sort of over in like a week Instead of something that's like months Yeah What if you get like the perfect like

Conundrum Um like there's that film magnolia that opens on this like example of someone who jumps off the top of a building to commit suicide but meanwhile there's a domestic dispute happening in a room like a few stories down with someone with a shotgun who fires and the shotgun shot goes out the window and kills the person falling before they die from the suicide yeah yeah so something like that Yeah, like a conundrum, or something from like a Sherlock Holmesburg. Yeah. Yeah, like this old school detective, which is like the Sherlock Cup on. I could see the garden dirt under his fingernails. So, um, this episode is sponsored by The Geek Cave for all of your, by the way.

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We also mentioned Rupert Grint at some point Which Rain Roy said hello gamers first time posting here But after listening to the recent episode I knew I had to tell my experience with Rupert Grint I value mine and his His privacy so locations will be mentioned It was around six years ago so the details are a little foggy I used to work in a tech department store

And one day he visited with his dad They went straight to the TV section which I was working on at the time and started to inquire about 32-inch TVs. My colleague assisted them. Around 20 minutes later, he left with around 10 of them. It was like Black Friday. This occurred again the next year. I wondered to what he would do with these.

Maybe it was to relieve his memories on his time acting as his famous role of Alan A. Alan in the critically loved Rotten Tomatoes movie, sorry, 61% Rotten Tomatoes movie Thunderpants. It was either that where he was constructing the largest goon to make me immortals bow down to his godlike aura well it turns out in recent years

he's been trying to construct a Hogsmead-style village off his estate take that as what you will but yes he's doing well it seems Hogsmead yeah isn't that where they go and like drink butter beer

I don't know why I did the American thing yeah it was very butter beer one butter beer please three butter beer for me thanks is that is that what they call about I don't know. I've never heard of this. What the hell is Hogsmead?

What's where you go to get butter beer? Can I have one butter beer, please? Did you just invent butter beer? What the fuck is butter beer? It feels like it's in Harry Potter. Yeah, it does. We use magical essences to make the butter taste like beer. Butter-O-Sia!

Butter beer fear. I'm anchored on the butter beer. Hurry, let's get wankered. Why does he need so many TVs for Butterbeer Village, though? I don't know, unless, like, maybe he's just buying TVs for everyone in the village, just to be a chill guy. Or he's got some, like, crazy, you know, the end of the dark night, like, all the screens and, like... He's watching everyone.

Grint will watch. Yeah, I wonder how much money he got. from that um it was probably like very little for the first one comparatively and then with each one grown and grown and grown yeah it'd probably be like a sickening amount by the end yeah surely yeah yeah because he's he was quite irreplaceable to be honest mm-hmm and once you're attached to like a franchise with so many entries you get more and more valuable as well yeah yeah you know especially with so many entries. It's way more than a trilogy.

Who was that one guy in Harry Potter who got replaced? Because he was like selling drugs. Oh, wasn't it? Like one of Malfoy's... Yeah, he was a slither. Crab and Goyle. It was one of them. He was like a drug dealer.

We got done or something. Yeah, why would you be... Like, surely he was getting money. I don't know, because it's quite a small role. I don't know if he would have been getting the biggest bag for that. But a small role from the age of, like, 10? Yeah. In Harry Potter.

Yeah, speaking, like, lines. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't enough. I mean, uh, actually, no, I don't think Tim Allen was actually in Hollywood yet. When he was, um. He was Coke running. Yeah, buzz light.

Yes. Yeah. I want to get that buzz on. Epic PLQNJ says the guy who put the cast on for his office is absolutely wild. I've been with my partner for seven years, nearly as long as I've been watching, and I can't even show her this show. Not Safe for Work doesn't begin to describe the layers of absurdity. May it be a warning to you, bro?

And may it be your morning. I think that's brutal. To us, you mean? Yeah. No. What? No. You think he's right?

No? Yes. No. Don't you just have anything in your life that's just for you? Well, yeah. Your own thing. Yeah. Your own thingy that you don't need to describe to anyone. You don't need to explain yourself.

Yeah, not everything needs sharing, but... Hmm. I don't think you should be, like, hiding in the bathroom, listen to... To this. No, but I'm just saying take it as a warning for, uh... In a social situation of someone's like... let's put something on for the group and you don't really know them that well

it might be an idea to put on the weekend or something what if it's Wednesday that's the best day to do it right then all of his songs include Wednesday Thursday and Friday

and I'll end this segment on this one from Cohen Buzig I swear I remember you guys discussing the fact Bin Laden had charge bit my finger on his laptop a few years ago. Maybe. I'm sure he did. He had some big SSDs or some shit.

I'm sure it was somewhere in the compound. All the classics, you know? Crazy Frog. You know, that animated bird that like... Oh, my God. Remember that tweety bird? No, it's not Tweety Bird, but you know what I'm saying? It's a bird that tweets and sings or something.

I don't... Gummy Bear. The one that sings whatever you want? Yeah, Gummy Bear, for sure. Yeah, Gummy Bear Numa Numa Yeah The thing is

If he had Chicken Little Then the bets are off Like the The depravity He was already playing Yeah, the floodgates are open Yeah

That sloppy He was slopping around him Yeah, he would have anything Dyer If he's got that Yeah 100%. Yeah

Well Fair play to the To the fucking lad So I found out the coolest thing ever Yeah I found out the actual coolest thing ever Mm-hmm Nice

Do you know what it takes to be a Raven master No A real job in the UK Yeah Completely real Like a highly respected Like you need to be in the army For like decades to even have a chance

so applying for type role yeah you have to have killed people yeah the raven master is brutal and real people immediately are going to assume that it's not real

but it actually is because like I don't something has happened to me where like I found something about British history kind of like lame. Fun being

real. You know? Kings and queens and funny outfits and wigs and silliness. Nah. It just didn't something about it didn't tickle me. The last couple weeks just something's changed. Something's shifted within

me and now it's the coolest. British history is like the most fascinating thing in my mind. It's pretty bonkers. Yeah. It's just straight up like it's just game of thrones like well game of thrones was literally based on exactly yeah yeah yeah they were they were just being wild yeah but explain this raven thing because like you've you've been dropping this raven thing into like every conversation

i've had with you i'm like what right listen i found out about this job the raven master yeah famously i've never been you've never been live in the Tower of London. One of the most famous buildings in London. Yeah. Which I can't picture right now. But the Tower Ravens, nobody knows when Ravens first came to the Tower of London,

but they've been associated with the Tower for centuries. Legend dictates that if the Ravens ever leave, the Tower will fall and the Kingdom will fail. So Charles II decreed that there must always be at least six Ravens at the Tower. That tradition has been honoured for more than 300 years. Wow. That's cool. What do you think they base that on?

There is, if you're interested, there's a huge Wikipedia article that goes like into where the Raven Law. Yeah, Raven Law, like myth, like that's even earlier than that of like where these kind of concepts come from. There's like a difficult to say term of like the type of history it is or something. But I'm a novice to this realm. so I can't really delve much deeper than that. So what does the Ravenmaster do?

Does he feed them, looks after them, secures them? Like they don't want to leave? Yeah. Is that part of the rules? They are not allowed to leave. They're not allowed to leave, so he has to keep them in there.

They have a wing clipped, so they can't fly further than a certain distance. so they can like fly up to things and get down of things that's a bit unfair but how long do you think a raven in the wild lives I don't know five years in the wild they live from around 10 to 15 years

oh wow in the wild okay but with the help of humans they can live to 45 50 years what yeah I think the oldest one of the because the crown jewels are also the oldest

one of the ravens defend yeah but I think the oldest one of the ravens there got to is like 43 or something wow um yeah so I guess that's the trade off of the clipped wing as you get the you are royal

they go through like all the like process and everything look there's more to read look every individual raven look it will make sense once I read some of this there was a section on World War II specifically in these ravens The first reference to an early version of the legend that Britain will fall if the ravens leave, the tower, comes from July 1944, when ravens were used as unofficial spotters for enemy bombs and planes during the Blitz in World War II.

During the Blitz, all but three of the ravens died from either bombing or stress. The survivors were Grip, his mate Mabel and another raven named Pauline. Mabel and Grip soon disappeared, however. After this, Churchill, then Prime Minister, ordered more ravens to bring the fourth. flock back to the correct size. The Tower Ravens are enlisted as soldiers of the kingdom and were issued attestation cards in the same way as soldiers and police. As with soldiers, they can be dismissed for conduct prodigital to good order and discipline. While visiting the tower in 2003, Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, is reported to have been taken aback by the verbal

skills of one of the birds. Thor greeted each person in his entourage. with a good morning. What? Yeah, they can mimic. They're like parrots. Ravens? Yeah, yeah. Corvids can do that.

I think crows can do it too. Oh, this is getting creepy now. There's even more to it. Raven stories has like a section. Londoners tend to be fond of the Ravens, but sometimes an individual bird will fall out of favour because of inappropriate behaviour. For example, Raven George lost his appointment to the crown and was retired to wail

for attacking and destroying TV aerials a special decree was issued about the incident on Saturday the 13th of December 1989 Raven George enlisted 1975 was posted to the Welsh Mountain Zoo Conduct unsatisfactory

service therefore no longer required I love how like official it is In 1996 two more Ravens fell out of favour and were dismissed from the tower for conduct and becoming Tower Residence. Drama. I wonder if they got like a Raven HR department to do with this.

Despite having their flight feathers clipped on one wing, sometimes the Tower Ravens desert their duties. In 1981, Grog the Raven decided to leave the surroundings of the tower for those of a pub. After 21 years of faithful service to the crown. In contrast, a raven named... He was called Grog. He was called Grog. And he left to go to the pub.

Let's go. A legend ravens Yeah In contrast a raven named Mabel was kidnapped from the tower soon after World War II A mystery that has never been solved Another story concerns

The two ravens named James Crow And Edgar Sopper James Crow who was a much loved and long-lived Raven had died After noticing the commotion surrounding the other raven's death Edgar Sopper decided he could play dead In order to bring more attention to himself

His trick was so convincing that the raven master fully believed that Edgar's Sopper had died. When the raven master picked up the corpse, Edgar bit the man's finger and flapped off croaking huge raven laughs. Likewise, Merlin has since been known for eliciting a commotion from visitors by occasionally playing dead. Bro. But it doesn't even end there. It gets crazier.

These ravens are up to no good. In 1990, a chaplain named Norman Hood died in his chamber. on the tower grounds. Former assistant raven master Tom Trent has reported that the ravens appeared to be aware of the death for they soon gathered on the tower green near the chapel called out and then became quiet as though to pay their respects. Corvids have been widely reported to hold funerals in which they mourn and then cluster around a dead bird in silence. Dinosaur dinosaurs descended from these or the other way around sorry. They descended from dinosaurs. dinosaurs. There were definitely

dinosaur societies. Do you think so? Definitely. Doesn't that make them so much scary? They had dinosaur buildings and stuff. Where do you even begin picking this apart? Like this

is the coolest thing I've ever heard? Yeah. I mean I always knew COVIDs were like special. They got something behind those eyes. They do. They do. People underestimate them. I don't like

people treat them yeah see them as like filth or a pest i guess i guess they're a pest to like farmers and stuff and scarecrows um but yeah those those birds be thinking mm-hmm they be problem solving yeah they think in all manner of ways and hearing that about funerals yeah well you know elephants do that like a bunch of animals do have that behavior um we just always assume we're above and we're just so much more complex yeah but they just everything i hear about like every species it it kind of just boils down to like we ain't shit you know well like we're at least on the same level yeah we shouldn't see ourselves as above yeah yeah yeah i guess we ain't shit is doing them dirty because they are just because they like

express, they've just evolved to do a different thing. Yeah. And they're really good at that thing. And just because we can't communicate that same thing. And Ravens are really good at talking to Russians. True. You know they're big too, Ravens. Yeah, they are big birds.

They're enormous. I don't think I've ever seen one. But now I'm like, I kind of want to go. They're all over the place. Really? Yeah. I might have seen one. I often mistake Ravens for crows.

yeah I'm trying to learn all the corvids yeah because it's like millions I think ravens have a less scary sound than crows yeah I don't know what a raven like call even is so yeah neither do I

yeah I don't know anything about ravens apart from that well clearly I need to know more because this is hype is this a job you would strive for if I didn't have to do all the bit before had you had you known

from like a younger age and it would give you like a life goal. Do you think you would have aimed for this? There is a big problem with being the Ravenmaster though. You got to wear the dumbest looking outfit you've ever seen.

Oh, I assumed it was going to be badass. Like that's what you picture, right? Do you remember that show Raven? Yeah, if it looked like that then yes, yes. I'll see if I can find you a picture. I think they're run by the beef eaters. like the gin no their name

the gin is named after the people um how did they name that because they were like paid in beef oh okay um I take my pay in beef if I yeah

why does this always happen like I gotta go on Chrome but there's like it's just decided to update Chrome right now it's it's like fake news it's trying to hide it doesn't want you to see the raven master yeah I feel like this is something that we should

that every British person should know how yeah I bet I bet you there are people that travel from the other side of the world to see these ravens well they literally do when our uncle from Australia came here they went to see the jewels really which were yeah oh the jewels yeah but they're in the in the tower where the ravens are

well they're like oh there's a lot of ravens around Yeah, I just didn't it just wasn't interesting to me For some reason Why would you come up with the concept of like or if if there's less than this many birds in this place? We're fucked. Why would you come up with that? Like I feel like you're asking for it Um It's kind of like a myth. It's a But there's also this like ceremony and dedication

attached to it as well like it's taken really seriously highly trained military people are attached to it there's all this like legality attached to it and like due process um I don't know there is something like cool there is something undeniably extremely cool about that yeah I feel like it would have been cooler way back when I think it's cooler now the older it is the cooler right yeah I just yeah I don't know I feel like there's an of goof to it as well well yeah especially when that's what you got to wear oh oh my goodness see wearing that though back in the day people would be like yeah yeah let me get some of that mm-hmm you know i wish i was that guy but yeah it's too the hat is too much it's kind of like a top

hat kind of look like a like a steampunk cosplay or something yeah um yeah yeah With the black and the red, like, redesign it. Let's modernize this, you know. Or make it look older. See, I was picturing like a plague doctor type. Ooh, yeah. And have, like, raven feathers as like a clunk. You know, like a gothic kind of.

Yeah. Maybe keep the hat. Just make it taller. Yeah. Skinnier. You know? Give him a cane. Yeah.

With a blade in it People used to call James Crow It was supposed to be an insult But that's just Kind of a cool nickname to me Crow Yeah

You know Yeah I mean They're awesome birds Yeah I guess we'll see you After these cacaws Car Caw

Caw Blimey Yeah Co Blimey Is that where that comes from Yeah Bye bear Bear, buy Bear Bear Bear.

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Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm sure some of those are outdated. But this is the section of the show where we go over to Reddit. over to Reddit at Ask Lastjar Media, where people put questions and we go, huh? We look for the vein and we find the Redditors and we just, you know? Redditors come out of the woodwork, will you? I'm having to sit like a, like some sort of a... Billy?

Um, let's get this going then with this one from Schmatt 779. Gamers, hello, I have a question. With the topic of Mad Max being relevant again, how would each one of you customize your war rig? How would you make it deadly? How would you use old world parts to make it something new? What would be its general theme? Thanks. The dairy land, jarling.

Dairy? I've really got mine. The milk jarling. I'm thinking about like the solar panel electric car like squad. You know? Yeah, I guess that's a deterrent. of its own because like nobody will go for you you've got no resource

you've got no gas to take you can only move when you're on the panels and then stop wait 24 hours and then have the 10 meters I feel like you could do some funny stuff

it would have to be very lightweight if you've wanted it to like I'm picturing like the frame of a car with like almost wings of solar panels that like power them um We need to get inventive, you know

Yeah, that's a pretty cool idea So my head immediately goes to more like Classic Mad Max stuff, but Is this also Mad Max in the UK or Mad Max? I'm thinking in Australia. Okay. Because it's like a desert, it's like constantly sunny. Yeah.

I feel like that makes sense. Hmm. What about weaponry? They'd have to be like electricity-based, I feel like, You know, it's all about, like, batteries and charging and solar power. So, like, tasers. Maybe, like, uh... Like, um, cattle prods.

Yeah, rechargeable cattle prods. Yeah. Uh... What's your gimmick? Hmm. You could be an offshoot of one of the already existing ones. You're a new... I'm trying to think what you can what you can use that's just around so I feel like

Mad Max doesn't really use modern stuff it's still like if the world ended in the yeah true true um have they done anything of like bigger vehicles like trains buses There is a train, if I'm remembering correctly, in Thunderdome. Oh, really? That's the one-out scene, so. See, taking the British element, double-decker bus. A double-deck could be cool. Get that thing rigged up.

Yeah. Like, for those who haven't been in a double-decker bus, like, you could... They are huge. You could really kit one out. Like, for an apocalypse, you could have, like, mounted machine guns. Yeah, yeah. You could really get creative. creative with that.

It would almost be like a, like a, a, a battlement thing. Like a... Yeah. Like a moving forward operating pace. Yeah.

Okay. Have a few spikes on there. A few solar panels, if you will. I feel like that's... That's interesting. I don't think I care about Mad Max if it's not in Australia. I think for me to care it has to be in a show

It doesn't It legit doesn't work anywhere else Yeah It's so like ingrained in its identity Yeah I'm not interested in the apocalypse outside of it Yeah Yeah I mean what can you even do

With other than like the 28 days later style of Postapocalyptic Britain There's really not much You can do with Yeah because one makes Australia so interesting is how uninhabitable most of it is. Yeah.

So it's already kind of post-apocalyptic. Or pre, like, it's just forever apocalypse. But why is it like, there are deserts in plenty of places in the world. Why is it specifically Australia? It's the accent, it's like the energy. Yeah, I think energy, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I think a double-decker bus would be sick.

you could get like motorbikes in there like motorbikes that like come out of a double decker bus or something yeah or on top with like ramps you ramp off the front minis that drive at the back of a double decker yeah get really breastish with it yeah

like um suicide bomber minis or something yeah yeah maybe like crossbows that shoot stale scones mm yeah you know concussive non-lethal the scone farms that would be powering all the the British offshoots yeah it could be like yeah

how about like a little British enclave that just somehow is in Australia you know yeah some British tourists it's like a yeah British Museum because of course Australia being yeah part of the empire or whatever yeah could use muskets and stuff there you go I'm pretty sure there are there are muskets in in Fury Road there's the part where Max shoots someone with a musket that's like part loaded with the stick in it because you got like jam yeah yeah yeah blast I think it's time I rewatch that movie I think it's calling for me dude it's so fire I the thing is you

can't get more creative than George Miller will it like it just it's his thing it's his baby it's his world the little subtlety I love from Fury road his his like what do you call it his muzzle yeah like a dog has when he's like captured it's made out of a trowel yeah like just that tiny

detail is like something recognisable like fixed and something and I wouldn't have noticed it had it not been pointed out but like everything in that world is like that yeah it all follows that rule yeah yeah yeah you you'd have to sit down and just like

really hash out these ideas which I'm sure they do speaking of hashing out ideas pill and face says why does Alex screenshot the questions instead of just going on the question thread do you know the answer to this do you know why I to get good ones I like reading them first in some form

so I have some idea yeah yeah and having a selection that like I've filtered once already um people I think I've mentioned it before I like OCD like store them the unused ones

so I've got like say how many pages I've got like hundreds of pages basically of like unused questions just like every now and again like if there's a week

with a thread like sucks or something I can just pluck a couple from um I've been saving that's the main reason it's just for saving them

so I don't have to constantly be going to different threads and whatnot um um Yeah, nothing too deep on that one. Let's do this one from Gremie Jame. Hingle-eyed low.

Hello. Jadge Boys, to expand upon something from last episode. I've just started working in a good old British pub with some good old British boys. And coincidentally, I was probed for my thoughts on national service by a miserable old bag. It went something like this from my recollection. I go up to this guy and his missus, the old ball and chain, to take their plates. He asked me if I think joining the National Service would teach me how to stand up straight. He went on to say that this generation is filled with a bunch of bloody wets.

When he started implying I was a wet, all I could do is laugh and walk away mumbling sweet nothings of agreement with him. This guy had an empty stare that looked as if he'd been sure of himself for his whole life. his features simple and round reminded me of a potato smiler his cheeks I thought that was really fucking funny his cheeks slightly reddened in the face of comfort

I see flaws in the logic of these people they say the country will never be what it once was I assume this means that there is nothing worth fighting for that if there was something to fight for we would be misguided what is the goal that we should be led astray blindly doing what we can for the better

of something already misaligned. I personally am ashamed of many things about Britain. I don't think National Service is a satisfactory answer to anything or anyone, but bitter, elderly people, thoughts, yours, Gremie Jame. P.S. Thoughts on pearly, penile papuels. Jesus, Grammy. That's a lot there, huh? Yeah.

So what are our thoughts on National Service? On penile pap peopules. Um, yeah, I mean, some people got them some people don't I guess I just that level of like you know this generation is filled with a bunch of bloody wets yeah the generation before them would have said the same thing oh yeah I mean like that's isn't that just part for the course like any generation following the ones fighting in World War II yeah but about like even the...

Like, how do you follow that up? Yeah, what are we supposed to do? Well, you want us to get in a world war? Yeah. That's the only way to prove yourself as like a valuable member of society is to like put your life on the line for your country? Yeah.

Yeah. Let's fight then. Yeah. Let's go die in a muddy hole for people who... Let's get tricked into a trench. Yeah. I think things have changed now, though. I feel like there would be more pushback if, like, a bunch of different countries tried to instill this.

I think it depends. Obviously, it depends on, like, the circumstance of the world if there might be an event that actually requires it, like, you know. I don't think there'd be that much pushback if people started being conscripted into going to Ukraine. I think so. Yeah, I think people would see that as a just cause. I think if they started taking on like 13 year olds again then people might say something Like you know what you're doing you cheeky

Yeah You cheeky generals Lime about your age and all that Yeah But like national service I can see it um giving Like to be perfectly honest It could have been good for me

To get some sort of direction and like Discipline is I think A good skill you pick up from the military And it gives you the option Once you do the allotted time You can either stay in it Or Go and do

So you're all for it now You want it I don't want it I mean it doesn't affect me So I That's kind of the key of why it bugs me It's like the people with the strongest opinions Are the ones that doesn't affect

So like of course You've got nothing on the line So like Yeah but it's not like You get brought in And then just sent somewhere to go and die Yeah, yeah, of course. It's not quite like that.

And I'm pretty sure the option is there. Like, it's either you join the military or do some sort of community service. Which again... Or like pay a fine or something? You know, like pay? Oh, so rich people. It doesn't affect rich people, right. Yeah, I'm not entirely in agreement with that.

But I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing. Well, I guess we're struggling in this country right now. We're trying to find like a bind. agent for like everyone um with we feel like so like disparate yeah like we're so like splintered um i guess that's what he's trying to sell with it but it's like the the wrong time no one believes it and like also like the infrastructure isn't there to implement it straight away like if you're going to take literally every person turning 18 and put them into the military like we're not equipped for that.

Right. Yeah. And it's like a desperate attempt to try and address these numbers of like no one signing up. Yeah. But, you know, you reap what you sow. Yeah, exactly. And I think there is something to not feeling like your country has always done the right thing. Like the last

war we were in, being Iraq and stuff. We engaged with all of... Like who is for that now in like retrospect? Yeah. Yeah. Because we were lied to. Yeah. They straight face lied to us. Straight up, yeah, yeah. And

you know, it doesn't really leave you thinking you know what? It doesn't give you trust in you. No, yeah. Uh... Mm-hmm. But I don't know. Let the people who it's going to affect decide. Mm-hmm.

I guess on kind of a similar note. Simple zucchini 44. Have the jar boys ever had any sort of desire or plans to leave the UK? Whether it be for study or work or even jumping ship, so to speak. If not, what might cause you to GTFO? Uh... If the Tories won this election, maybe. Maybe I'd consider it.

I'd never say something quite like that. Like the people he was saying like, right, time to move to Canada now that Trump is in. None of them did. Don't lie. I'd like to... It was always like my plan in my head to go and live in New Zealand purely because, like, I can.

Yeah. my dream was um chase summer because of course it's inverse in new zealand so have six months in new zealand and six months here so then you never have to have a winter yeah that was kind of my the only time i've really thought about that kind of thing yeah that would be awesome yeah but um so shame is just so far and expensive that's the thing it's the price like it's quite hard to to move to a place so far away. It's more than quite hard. It's extremely hard, yeah.

Yeah. But saying that, like, our parents did when it was much harder. And we were babies. Yeah, yeah. There's that, and before then, like, you couldn't communicate with your family every weekend. There'd be letters in the post. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

social media. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The only time I've, like, really thought about it is in terms of just, like, just wishing for more sun. Yeah. I feel like that really does affect the overall mood of a country, you know? Mm-hmm.

Like, when you're in Italy or Spain or whatever, there's just this sort of feeling about it, you know? More of a carefree type thing, whereas I feel like there's a stuffiness. So, like, oh, here we go. Sort of, like, feeling. in the UK that's like directly linked to that lack of vitamin D. Yeah. Yeah, why would I fight for a country that rains all the time?

It's only getting rainier. Yeah. But as far as like escaping, I don't think there's anything that could realistically happen to make me be like, right, it's time to pat the bags, I got, I need to get out. Um, nothing. No. Nothing ever. ever. What, what? Like if they were like, well, the nuke's been launched

what if it's coming to London? What if like it was a hypothetical dictatorship where they were like, everyone called Jamie, we're going to bloody go for. Well, that's why I said nothing that realistically could happen. I can't really see that. Crazy things have happened, bro. We were just talking about the Raven Master. Yeah.

The Ravenmaster decides that all Jamies have got to go. He sends the Ravens after with the James. That would be terrifying. And you've got to like get out of the country. Yeah, well, maybe then, but how would I go? You know? I feel like I'd be picked up by a raven on security at the airport, you know?

Yeah, I'd have to boat over it. Swim there, like David Walliams or whatever. Yeah, I'm no David Wally. Swim to France and start your new journey running from the Ravens. But they'll be able to fly faster, unless they got their wings. You got skills, you know? You got, like, abilities to hide from them? Like what? How do you hide from a raven?

Cloaks, cloaks and daggers, I'd say. Yeah, smack and mirrors. Funny fart, 89 says, I'm simply here to inform you of something important. Okay. You keep pronouncing the jazz artist, Miles Davis as Miles Davies. I teach music, it's very much Miles Davis, like, Dave is, not Davies. Be cultured and goon on. sorry

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Another one Another one Um Mr Blue Pumpkin says this Thoughts on the recent Xbox showcase, and specifically Gears of War. I actually quite like the direction Gears 5 was going, but I can see why they did a prequel for the OG characters. Still, it's a shame we won't be getting a continuation of the narrative for a good long while now,

although going back to the bleak art style of the original was a massive plus. Agreed. 100%. I thought like, I looked at all the announcements. Sorry, you say what you were saying. In terms of the Xbox showcase, I've seen nothing else, and I don't care to. Fuck Xbox. um as far as a showcase it was pretty decent actually as far as like what they were revealed and like doom looked really good and

yeah uh gears of war the only one i really cared about was yeah doom and gears though um yeah yeah gears looks sick i i love the uh the the mad world yeah bringing that go back the tone it's like sad and miserable and gray. Yeah, but you know the game's gonna be goofier. Mm. No, I was thinking about, I was really thinking about this the other day, and I guess it's been on my mind because of this trailer. How underappreciate Gears of War is for a start, how sort of ahead of its time, and just how good it is? Yeah. Like, why is Gears of War so good?

What is the deal? That tone, it's one of my favorite tones. Yeah. When you can have the goofy giant worm, one second. and then the saddest death scene you've ever seen and it's like, and it's somehow work. It's like heartfelt and genuine. Like there's something real about it.

Yeah. I think, um, I think part of it is actual, what do they call it, focus testing? Focus testing. I think it's focus testing done right. For which? What do you mean? For gays.

Like, that's how they, they struck it. Because I know for a fact, um, the, I assume you're talking about the Maria death scene. Spoilers. I was actually talking about the one in three. Oh, okay. No, because the giant worm is in two. But some people, I think most people, maybe even,

think Maria's death scene is like, they didn't do it right, you know? Like, it came out of left field, like, tonally is weird against the... Yeah. Yeah. But I think it, for me, I don't know if it's just the age, like, Geys of War ironically is like nostalgia for a lot of people. It was a lot of people's childhoods where they're chainsawing. Yeah. People in half. Um, no, because it has this, that's what kind of what I love about it, it has this reputation as this like broie shooter when actually if you really analyzed it, you could like, if it came out now, you can make the case that it's like woke or whatever, you know? Like look how diverse the cast is Three had like two female characters in protagonist positions

Mm-hmm But like no one cared Like it wasn't even like a discussion Um yeah Yeah 100% But it It's got like a weirdly good plot I think it's the characters

Dude And the performances When I When I like Dom has nothing Really his character is in the first game he has nothing in the first game and then the second game his only thing is like hmm I wonder where my wife is yeah that's his whole character that gives him a big thing yeah and then but but suddenly when she like crops up it's like oh shit and then his that that scene rocks bro what when that's it like I've rewatched it the other day the Maria scene yeah that's what I'm saying it's it's like the acting like the the and even the die where he's like, I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do, man. I don't know what to do, man. Yeah, they really fucking sell it. And also like the scene you were saying, when Dom goes, again, spoilers, um, and the fact is tied, though, to the, um,

the scene in two, though. Yeah, yeah. And he, like, looks up and he's like, like, did you see it? And then the Mabweil theme. Yeah. Then the Mabweil theme. Yeah. And then the close up on, uh, Dom, no! Yeah, but the way he delivers it.

Yeah, yeah. He sells that shit. No, because I watch that scene again too. It's him, uh-huh. That scene's in my rotation, like, Braithwaite Manor and just like, all these things I love. Yeah, it's, like, it sends shivers down my spine now. Yeah, yeah. Like, how did they do that?

And then the next, the next chapter, you meet iced tea. That is what rocks about, that's exactly what it's so sick about Geh's award. That. Yeah. And the fact that works. The juggling of tones. It's... It's so sincere.

Yeah. I never really gave it the credit it deserved until Gears 5, I think. Well, and it's 4, especially. Gears 4, no, Gears 4 pissed me off, but Gears 5, I was like, oh, yeah, this is actually, like, effective. And it's reminding me of the bits from the original gears that were even better. I think Gets 5 is really good Yeah, I think there are even parts of 4 that are decent I think gameplay wise yeah

But like I hate it's not a halo thing in my mind No Oh yeah J.D was a bad character JD really annoyed me But then the stuff they do with him in 5 Yeah, they made him awesome This is really sick Suddenly you turn this character I hated

And was like I was like seeing through him And just seeing like Ryan Reynolds It was that kind of a It was like they really like force awakened that like yeah they were forcing the humor and like the group dynamic whereas in the first game there's an established relationship there but you grow to like these characters naturally whereas they were trying to force it with four yeah but then in five they intentionally make you dislike characters you are meant to like and then let you develop they give them flaws yeah yeah um Kate as well was like like like. really improved. Yeah. It was like nothing in four.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a really decent campaign. It was well made, but they've, Rod Ferguson has left, um, who's the fellow who kind of fixed, bioshop infinite, made it releasable.

Right. He worked with, uh, cliff, Cliffy B on the original three. Um, he was like side by side with Cliffy B. He directed,

I think, for, he was at least there for five. I think I think he actually worked at 343 for a bit as well he's jumped all around Microsoft I think but he's gone now

and I think they made the right decision especially with this weird like choice thing that was at the end of Gears 5 that was one of the weirder things that probably shouldn't have been there it's quite annoying it depends what they do because you're just gonna have to pick

a canon one anyway yeah and it limits the scope of the sequel it's kind of like the I was thinking about the Walking Dead games the other day. Oh yeah, the telltale ones. Yeah, and how

you make all these branching choices but then when that one ends and the next one starts they have to remove it so much. Yeah. And then it can only be referenced. It can't be integrated. It can't lead into a different story.

Same problem with Mass Effect and everything like that. So maybe either... So why even do the choice, I guess, Again, spoilers for five, skip ahead a few minutes, but like, are they going to have which character you let survive, follow you through the rest of the game? Yeah, I just can't see them doing that.

I think they're just going to pivot, to be honest, and kind of do something a bit different. Yeah. That's why I think this was the correct move. It's kind of, to me, it's kind of like an equivalent Halo Reach type event for like that universe emergence day when it began there is the

member berry side of it but it's like I want these characters they're my favorite ones yeah having Dom seeing Dom was like the way it's like

timed in the trailer with the music and everything it's like totally manipulating you but like I love it but it should like the first

the Gaze 1 trailer was manipulative yeah yeah because like I'm sure a lot of people feel the whiplash, feel, felt a whiplash. And, like,

I never felt that for four or five. You know, with that cringy, like, Billy Elish, Gees 5 adverts. It's like, oh my God,

fuck off. If anything, that set the expectation is so low that I was, like, like, you're using the, the,

um, despicable me music. Uh-huh. Yeah, it was, it was tonally more what you'd want. Um, yeah,

I dug that. I just love Geese a War, man Yeah, I do Yeah, I've got a lot left for it Yeah, 5 was good A Hivebuster thing was really good That's the last thing they released to do with Gees So like, I don't feel

About Gees like I do about Halo Not at all, not one bit It's kind of stayed what it is More than Halo has, you know? It didn't feel the need to Like... Just reinvent the wheel. It didn't feel like it was made by people

That hate the... Yeah, yeah. Source. The difference that makes is wild. Yeah. Who would have thought? Yeah, I know. If people care about the franchise that they're like...

They're tasked to work on. Yeah. Right, bro. I got one more I want to end on here. I put it at the end for a reason. Fat Fartter, 69. What are the boys' thoughts on the current state of politics here in the UK? We've got an election coming up and has never been clearer to me that we're absolutely fucked regardless of the outcome.

Thanks for the good word. gentlemen keep it up game on so yeah put this at the end so if you're not interested in this sort of thing you can just turn out um i don't know i feel i feel i feel very um it's weird i i feel uneducated i i don't think the way britain does politics is very good at least in as far as like what? In parties expressing their intentions and at least

for someone of my very specific circumstances who doesn't... Like you mean getting the info they're saying getting it to you? Yeah. Without knowing where to look, yeah. Because because of the way algorithms work

on social media, you get shown more of what you respond to. Yeah. so there's that that works in the sense of it can be something i agree with but i'm less likely to stick around and watch a video i already know i'm going to be aligned with like a labor video right then hearing the opinions of um what's farage's party um reform reform yeah yeah reform u k i've been getting a of Reform UK stuff

because I want to hear the points that I disagree with so I understand and conservative stuff but no one is on the side of conservatives I think Reform UK is going to do really well I think we're going to do scarily well

yeah which really saddens me but I'm more frightened for what that means in four years time that's my fear because I think it's no one's going to be surprised by what happens labor's going to win um but it's they've got to be i really hope they're thinking now for then because that's going to be really bad um yeah my fear is that yeah they'll get in four years is not enough time to undo 15 years of damage people will just continue to be

frustrated when people are that level of disenfranchised they always do the same thing go far right yeah so that's what i'm scared of um yeah I think Stama, when he gets in, needs to be really honest and set people up for realistic expectations. Yeah. People don't like that, though. They like hearing, we're going to solve all of it. We've got the answers. If he gets up there and he says, right, in four years, this is all going to be sorted.

And then four years comes by, everyone's going to be pissed. You know, I think if he can In an uplifting way Get across the point that like we're on the recovery path Right Then we might be okay But so much of politics is just optics Yeah

This is something I never realized when I was younger Because no matter how you feel about Rishi Sunak And the Conservatives manifesto And everything they stand for and what they want to implement the damage of him leaving the D-Day Memorial early matters more than what the values of the party actually are it's the optics just like how much it matters to the average person they want to have a pint with Nigel Farage because they think he's a lad

even if he reeks of strawberry milkshake that yeah I find that hard to relate to because I just do not think that way and I do not well yeah to be honest if i was going to have a drink with any of them it would probably be easiest with rishi because i think he's just as socially inapt as me oh it's sad bro that all the stuff with him these interviews with him it's yeah man wants out man was out he looks defeated yeah you know he's got these bags under his eyes he's

he's hanging on by a thread he knows it's over but he's still showing up anyway I mean, I'd say hats off to him for even stepping up to the plane in the first place. Because like, well, yeah, exactly. I would say, but I'm not saying. Like, fuck that guy. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm embarrassed that he's the leader of the country, yeah. I'm actively embarrassed.

I wish... And ashamed. Yeah. I wish the Lib Dems had more of a voice. um that's one positive i've seen is that like at least locally locally i've never seen the kind of they are demolishing you only have to look around we're just seeing there's some environmental storytelling there is amazing environmental storytelling right now it is active yeah big time signs everywhere yeah yeah nothing conservative uh-huh nothing labor all libdem one reform

which is sad to me looking beyond just our county LibDams don't have a voice I've seen nothing from them I've seen heaps from reform more than I have labour more than I have conservative so it purely from a social media

perspective that is scary to me because the right is too good at like meme strategy marketing yeah yeah and if you look back at Brexit um that that whole thing was swung by Farage yeah he he he's kind of a bond villain he's been in the background for a long time yeah and I also realize he's got the bloody voice you know the yeah he does one the bloody one let's go get a pint and just let's go get some butter beer come on grint let's go get a butter beer come on Harry and Ron yeah it's it's kind of sucks how

politically powerful it is to just kind of be funny or have charisma yeah it's actually wacky like it's insane yeah for boris it worked it works south per road yeah i think it's why labor struggle because they're normally quite reasonable they're like sort of dry yeah they're boring because plain yeah they're not exciting enough they're not like spicy enough. But then I find the opposite so like Boris is frightening to me like really like scary

like the putting that much thought into like having your makeup artist like mess your hair up so because you know the image that projects appeals in a certain way to certain people. It's much more manipulative. Yeah. Whereas

when Trump goes up I feel like I'm just looking at Trump and there's like there's not this like intent to this like projection whereas with yeah the Boris is something scary yeah it's like Rishi has been trying to say recently that he's

just an ordinary fella I didn't even have Sky News growing up yeah yeah oh by the way I eat Twixers and Harrybows like an old champ yeah and it's like you don't need to pretend I know all of you up there don't know what it is to be like a human being yeah like you're all living in this fantasy

land um but be honest about it say like i'm i'm grateful that i never had to like struggle through these same things i have my own yeah adjacent struggles let's talk about what we need to do to bring people up instead of being like i'm down there in the dirt with all of you in the slop it's fucking rude it's everyone sees through it as well yeah so why even like it worked with boris like people didn't see through that yeah because he looks like a fat pig I believe that he rolls around him, Phil. Yeah, yeah. He is, yeah.

He is like the animal farm pigs, like Boris. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, evil type. Yeah, he's got the decadent slime. Yeah. I think this is all like, when you strip away the sadness of like this is dictating, like, how much it costs people's, like, bills.

and how much that affects people's lives and how miserable that has made so many people the the comedy of this string of what's happened here it's like just you can't even make it up it's so absurd the lettuce prime minister

and he was in for 30 days and it's just mad and I was thinking about this my entire adult life my entire voting life has been this Hmm? Literally the entire thing.

Yeah, we've had no say. Yeah. But this is what like we're inheriting as a society. Yeah. This is like the bed that has been made for us. Thanks. Nice one man. Nice future planning.

Sucks about humans that we're so shit at that. And I hate that, um, even calling an election is a tactical play. Like when they do it, why they do it? It's not about. it's not about let's let's do this when it's best for people it's let's do this when it's best for our party yeah

it's not about the country and that's fucking disgusting at least like looking at America that's a fucking shit show but I kind of believe even how warped their ideals might be they're doing it because they think

it's the right thing I mean there's lobbying and all that which is just for filling their own pockets Yeah yeah Yeah there's We have a yeah A patriotism problem

Here I feel like Yeah We like It's like the two extremes You're either like A nationalist like threat Or um You just hate the country so much

That like you don't even feel like you're a part of it Yeah So how is that like sustainable Yeah, it will be interesting to see what happens over the next four years, I guess. I mean, the fact of the matter is that it's going to be Labor. It's also funny that it's on Independence Day, that the votes before. Yeah, I did find that funny. Yeah.

So I'm sure you register out there. I registered for a postal vote the other day. Please. Don't vote reform. I can't believe Farage is back. He's been hyped up like that knows. Yeah. He's been in the background for so long.

Yeah. Like, yeah, like, right before we came up for the second part, looking out the window and seeing a neighbor with the reform sign. Mm-hmm. I hadn't seen one yet. No. On my own street, I see one. Like, it's quite, it's quite upset.

That's quite upsetting to me. Yeah. Beamia. yeah so something cheery to put cherry on top um let's go

let's uh yeah let's go let's go out of this country what happened to the light yeah no because it rained partially so I changed the light and then the

yeah um vote green party fix climate change we can do that we can keep the light consistent yeah for us just selfishly we're going to lobby to um fix climate change so um subscribe to patreon it'll be going straight into the tory party for when they get back in the next four years um we'll get them to really bring in the evs

more like vEs virtual elections.