JAR Media Posdact - The Adventure Begins! - CornCast #1

Episode Date: March 30, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Quarancast. Was that right? Quarant, no, Quarant cast. Quarant Deencast, right? The Quarant Bean cast. The Quarant Bean cast? Hello, welcome to the Quarrencast episode. This is one, episode one, really.

First episode. As you can probably see if you're watching the video version we're in a beautiful forest somewhere safely quarantining away from a civilization With the current events that are happening we've decided to do what's in everyone's best interest

and go on a quarantine for a while so we're out in this gorgeous just fucking beautiful place Sorry we've been here for a while like I'm losing my mind being isolating is actually quite tough on the mind you become so

it's tough on the soul yeah it's a lot and we've been doing our best out here and so far we're doing well we're still living and breathing yeah but before we get any deeper let's shout out

the patrons over at the Jile Media Patreon thanks for supporting us and making the show possible raise a light to the patrons homies you support us we love you be safe so yeah we're being responsible

as I hope everyone else is at home I guess that's the biggest change since the last time we recorded like the country wasn't in lockdown the UK wasn't in lockdown so we didn't have to go out into the forest and just kind of camp out here for safety for a while like when they see this it will be a Monday

like it would been a week from when there was the big news that you know we're on basically on a complete lockdown it's just crazy how quickly things have gone to quite the really severe level almost yeah what do you think Jim yeah I mean this isn't the kind of thing that you see every week you know or even every

I was thinking about this I was thinking this might be the the craziest event I've ever experienced and we live I've lived through like 9-11 like this is crazier because it's like not removed you know like it's affecting everyone in the whole planet and it's it's not like we've got go far to see like the actual result of it like go to our local Tesco and you're standing in four meters apart and you're only allowed it in it like three at a time You're standing at the other end of the car park waiting to get in. It's like, it's fucking crazy now.

It's absolutely wild. And I wouldn't have thought it would have got to this extreme so fucking fast. Well, at least we have some positives, though. Yeah. I noticed we had a really nice piece of feedback on the Reddit I'd like to read before we truly get into this episode deep and proper. So listen to this, guys. This was posted from user, Born to Die.

forced to live with the headline being well the header being my parents joined the cult of jar question mark I'll post this as a subject on the upcoming cast but I thought I'd make this standalone thread as this story is kind of interesting so here goes I often hear other jarlings mention how jar media is bleeding into their lives and I thought I'd mention how both my parents have been converted to Jarkass fans after the infamous Shreddies episode I decided to show it to my mum To my surprise, she found the lads very entertaining. I should note my mum's in her 50s and naturally still watches TV,

thus being disconnected from most internet concepts outside of what I occasionally introduced to her. My dad, on the other hand, pretty much hates any YouTube content that isn't the slow-mo guys, which we do sometimes watch over dinner, but given the humorous nature of the Shreddy's episode, I thought it could be a way to break through to him. Surely enough, I was right. fast forward to now and we frequent the POSDAQ during most dinners and even my dad enjoys a lot of the jokes though I often skip over the questions like how much how much would you need to be paid to suck off the nostalgia critic

for obvious reasons and I still don't think they're quite ready for Alex's masturbatory tales but my dad was sold after the debate after about tasting through one scrotum which he found very funny He also enjoyed the recent question about what drugs the cast had taken and Alex's interest in DMT. Being a drug rehabilitation officer at a prison, he knows a lot about the subject and found the last discussion interesting. Mum's now familiar with the Bardona law and really enjoyed hearing about Jim's Phantom Menace, though I have to explain the deep-cut jar law that drops up from time to time. She really likes James and describes him as, the one that doesn't say as much, but when he does, is something completely out of left field.

and that makes her mind. She's also interested to see what Ruben is like on the cast but she hasn't seen him appear in one yet. Mum recently told me she used to think they were immature boys talking about nonsense and making weird noises when I had them in the background of my room but after watching some videos they're actually rather funny but I think her opinion

or I think her first opinion is still true too. In conclusion the cast has two 50 year old fans for certain bloody hell boys incredible we often joke about the average age of what we assume our listener bases we get statistics but you know

anyone can lie about that stuff so we usually assume what 12 year olds but yeah this might be a good chance to kind of tilt our focus on the you know the boomer market

yeah we've got to get into like most of the markets and i think the boomer market is one we need to aim for to in order to cement our continued success in the youtube youtube landscape pivoting completely um i've got a story to tell you guys oh oh really yeah about something that happened um the other day when i went off into the forest without you guys um and had a little showdown with somebody oh oh oh shit yeah somewhere around here like um i was

because we're allowed to go out once a day for exercise and that's when i walked the dogs um and i i had a bit of a showdown with the another dog owner which was which was something it wasn't it was it's honestly the first time i've ever had to truly get um confrontational kind of with a person um you know because they just escalated it in such a way. What caused it? What was like the catalyst? So,

they were dog walkers. They had, I think, three dogs. Two of them were off lead. One of them was on one of those really long, not extendable, but it's just kind of like a long piece of string effectively. For dogs that people can't control or aren't trustworthy, so they have to have them on like a bit of rope.

But I started walking towards them and they shouted like because they were on the path that I have to go on anyway to head back home and they shouted as I was walking towards them with my dogs they shouted like I wouldn't as I was walking towards them which is like

what do you mean like it's really too late like the dogs are already like running towards each other um paisily my golden retriever like ran over to their dog that was on lead and then it all like kicked off or whatever and the the the agro big dog like started chasing paisley like quite aggressively um on one of these like super long leashes so of course like they had no control over it so it just started running straight after and because the leash is so long it was able to run for a good like 10 meters or so and it like really pulled the woman and stuff and it's like a probably like dangerous dog I say um or at least like potentially growing in danger type dog and i like rushed over to grab um arguing paisley and get them on lead so i could get them away from them and she started being all

like really gobby to me um just really unnecessarily so you know like it was horrible uh she was like doing that classic thing where they they're like project uh yeah yeah surecomings on to me. They were like, control your fucking dog, all this and all that kind of shit. So I just said back like, dude, you're the one with a dangerous dog. Like, if it's that violent and vicious, you need to have a muzzle on it. Like I stay calm the whole time or whatever. But she kept like escalating it and being ridiculous. And once the situation was under control, one of her dogs that was off lead, like wandered over to argue who was next to me and it just started like trying to bite argue like a

different dog this time so I like I nudged it away with my leg or my with my boot to you know to protect my dog and then she was like she really kicked off then she was like if you kick my fucking dog I'll come over there and I'll fucking kick you myself they're actually threatening me and shit like this and that's when I told her to F off and that's the first person I've ever thought to F off in person in that kind of way It's never been pulled out of me before I don't get that attitude

When someone has like a A dog that's basically not been socialised Like with any dog So they've been like babyed Well it was just Yeah exactly It was just the dog version of that woman Yeah

And then getting angry at someone Someone else for their dog doing nothing wrong It's fucking ridiculous That's crazy Yeah There's not much more aggravating Than people with like people that are dickheads about dogs

yeah or even just taking it to the next level of like people who can't admit that they've made a mistake or wrong about something ever yeah like they can never take responsibility like remove the dangerous dog and none of that happens you know so like whose onus is it on

maybe if you got a dangerous dog you should walk it somewhere more private Or like you said, put a goddamn muzzle on it. Yeah, I put a muzzle on it if it's that scary. Because there are some psycho dogs out there, man. Like, I've seen some alarming-looking animals. The other thing I don't get is if they knew their dog was, like, a problem, or was it going to, like, go for other dogs?

Why did they continue to have the lead, like, extended? Why didn't they, like, pill it closer? Yeah, yeah. or it could get to that, like, stage. Well, yeah, because they had it on this ridiculous lead, so I couldn't, they couldn't control it, so. It just seems like they just don't really know how to, like, have it control a dog, like, a tool. Fuck.

It's like with Gaius, he, he doesn't care about people, he doesn't care about dogs because he's really dog-focused, but if other dog really tries, it's, like, almost too friendly of him, he does get a bit, like, vicious almost. He doesn't bite anyone or like that, but it's just like... There's a difference between, like, actual aggression and, like, warnings, though? Like, dogs warn each other and tell each other, like, leave me alone or whatever, but there is definitely a difference between agglary behaviour and, you know, just communication.

Yeah, definitely. It's like, great. I've never, like, come across a situation like that before, like, at all. It's always been pretty... good for me at least you never had like a scary moment where like gaius has been attacked or anything like that no never he's been uh he's been pretty good like constantly i remember i think we might have actually talked about it on the cast before but our old of labrador had a few incidents but she was uh more by a cat once my uh by my main memory of Flossie was, uh, Jack Russell.

A male Jack Russell approached Flossie and, uh, I guess he thought she was quite attractive. Oh dude, I think I remember this. Obviously, Jack Russell's are like a quarter of the size of a Labrador. And it's not a trying to luck, could it? No, and Flossy just stood there, like, I mean, like, I'll take what I can get. Well, speaking of Jack Russell's eating What's not eating

Fucking Speaking of Jack Russell's Fuck it There's something else I want to talk about Right That is relevant at the moment That I manage to fucking Only think about

Because we've had so much free time In this quarantined area Yeah What do you guys think about this weird Weird phone calls? thing, this drama between this cancelling Kanye thing that's going on. Oh, the

drama from 2016 where the phone call between Kanye and Taylor Swift regarding what could be said on one of these singles from Life of Fablo? Yeah, like Kanye called Taylor Swift

to ask permission about the dialogue or whatever. And one of the lines in famous, isn't it? Yes. I mean, that bitch, famous. God damn.

And I remembered this drama going down originally, but I never properly understood it, and I think I understand it a bit more now. Because, like, Kim Kardashian released this segment from a phone call they had, making Taylor Swift look like a liar, but now the whole phone call has somehow leaked

or whatever so now you can listen to this bizarre like 20 minute long phone call between Kanye West and Taylor Swift and I don't know if you guys have heard any of it I listened to the whole thing the other day

and I just listening to Kanye talk is like such a experience because he's he just sounds like a nutter man like he's so he has such an ego. It's genuinely just the next level.

Yeah, he says, God, what was it? He says something, like, ridiculous. He just, he comes up with these, like, phrases and shit all the time. Silver Surfer in the flesh. Like that sort of thing, yeah. I'll see if I can find an example of, like, what I'm talking about. Is.

just loading up on my phone. Hmm. But it's a fucking awkward like phone call, though. What's the time is she's, like, really polite and, like, and supportive even though he sounds like a fucking

dick ass. He genuinely does. Like, I like Kanye's music, but like, what the fuck, dude? Oh, you guys cook me some meat, Will, yeah, I'm feeling hungry. Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry to interrupt the cast for that, but, um... I can't find any examples, but...

I should have, I should have written one down, but... He's... No, I found it, I found it. He describes himself as a... A cultural trillionaire. Because he's talking about how at the time he's like in debt and shit. Because you remember that's like a part of life of public. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because of his... His fashion company. fashion companies, he went into, like, huge debt. But he says it doesn't matter because he's a cultural trillionaire. What does that even mean? He's saying that he's so, like, next level, famous and important and crucial, but it doesn't matter, like, money is just nothing to him, because he'll always be Kanye and he'll always be, you know, epic as fuck and all that shit.

I mean Tatee's Stan aren't you James What do you think about all this Well we With the whole conversation leaked It basically paints the The duo of Kanye and Kim

It's just absolutely fucking dicks Basically Like No doubt about it They've been shitty Because my understanding Is that Taylor Swift didn't want Like herself referred to

Like a bitch or something in the in the call and then Kanye did in the song I think because the way he he really like downplays it

it's like it makes it really awkward now that we know what the song is actually about and what it sounds like so hearing him like beat around the bush kind of and just like not ask her straight up and tell her it's like really weird

I'd recommend giving it a listen if you want to be kind of frustrated for 20 minutes I didn't know that that had come out you're right there James Oh yeah, yeah, just fucking slight burn You're right? Yeah, yeah, I'm good, no, don't I?

Okay, all right, no, it's fine, it's fine. Sorry, what are you saying about Taylor Swift, whatever the fuck? Kanye's just a knob. Okay, this is the only interesting question, really, for me to come out of it then. Does it hold, does it mean anything? Because of course it became like a cancel Kanye thing. Like it fucking, like everything has to. Well, when you say doesn't mean anything, is it going to harm him?

Yeah, that's not me in late. No, it's not. Why is that? Because he's a good Christian boy now. I'm true. I forgot about him being Christian. Yeah, like, what is the statute of limitations on that? Like, it is a long time ago now. But those Taylor, those Taylor Swift fans, man, they are passionate.

They are more than passionate, that's putting it lightly. Some of them are actually like psychos, like just so passionate about Earth, but it's like, you realize that it's just a human? It gets to such a point with some of these fucking, like, fandoms that I just can't, I can't be doing with it and dealing with it anymore. I'm sorry. Got no respect for that shit, huh?

Well, I mean, it's good to have passion, but when it's about like following a person or something, it gets kind of creepy yeah like you really have no effect over this situation at all and trying to cancel Kanye and all this

sure you can express that it's like a scummy thing to do but I don't know I don't know okay I'm just a Kanye fan trying to defend him all right yeah Kanye can do no wrong

he's a cultural trillion out right Kanye can do no wrong Kanye can do no wrong Kanye is Lord Kanye is heaven

we are water we are water we are cultural trillionaires but I'm past Kanye now I ain't fucking with Kanye I

I've actually forgotten about um jesus king until literally the other day yeah me too where it's like oh my god i've forgotten about that album it's it's really not growing on me as time goes on i kind of forgot about it the day after i i listened to it i've not actually of course water is incredible and like awesome and shit but i don't know i'm not fan i'm not fan of that album at all and the the more i never have to listen to it the better. It's an absolute dog shit album and that's like my final thought of it and it will always be.

Yeah, well to round off this last part of the first half before we go into fan questions. What have we been occupying ourselves with media wise while we're sitting out here in the forest? Call a duty.

Cool duty. Call a duty. Any, any other thoughts? I feel like we've talked about this game quite a lot, to be honest. Uh, mate, have we? Warzone came out. It's really good. Oh, no, we haven't talked about that because they're like... Yeah, I didn't think so. I feel like in my life, because I talk to you guys, I hear about Call a Duty a Fair amount,

so I guess it's just bleeding into... I don't know what's reality anymore, to be honest. I feel like we're in, like, some kind of virtual world at the moment. You know, it doesn't feel real. I mean, we've had the simulation discussion before us to, it makes it a lot of sense. There is some real credence to it though, especially when something this mental happens. It really makes me stop and think and, you know, look around and be like, is this, you know, is this bench? Well, what's funny is that, what's funny is that, like, they are making simulations, essentially, to see, like, what the damage of the Quranians.

will be. Oh, seriously? They're making... Yeah. Yeah, like if we didn't self-quarantine, they've made simulations to see how much damage that would do. Really? Is it like really bad?

Yeah, yeah. It's fucking bad. But you can see how simulations could be applied. So, like, what if we are the simulation? What if we are a coronavirus simulation? And it was all just building up to the... building up to this. So then it's just going to be turned off once.

Oh, I don't see that. That's the most fucked up thing. India Golf 9-N-N-N-a. That's fucked up. It's incredibly fucked up. Like, imagine losing, like, this whole place we're in being a simulation. Like, this beauty and everything is just, like, a fucking computer. Alex, film the mountain over there.

Look at that. look at that fucking gorgeous it is this is you know what one positive to come from you know this horrible pandemic that's affecting everyone so negatively is that we've you know we we've kind of got a bit of appreciation for the the the wonders of the environment and how much we do need the outdoors well yeah look at look at what we've accomplished yeah like just in in the short amount of time that we've been here like we've made a camp for ourselves we've set up our own set there's all sorts

yeah I'm just glad you remember to bring the camera otherwise we'd be fucked for the jarcos yeah we've got little things off camera that we can you know like a backup generator and a little modem and stuff like that yeah satellites and all that kind of shit but this is fun this is a good chance to get away from society and kind of just contemplate things

you know it helps clear your head of all the unnecessary things that you don't really kind of need in life it's it's liberating to be able to just come out here and just you know chill have a nice camping weekend with the boys yeah yeah i downloaded like all of the soprano's onto my iPad and i just been chilling um I started watching The Godfather part one. I started watching the Godfather. Yeah, I was just, you know, a bit...

It was a nice night here. It was a stormy night, and we were stuck up in the treehouse, so I started watching The Godfather. And Christ, I mean, he really is fucking good. Really, is it? Because I've only seen it once, and I was like, I think I was only like 17, so I didn't, I don't know, I didn't, it didn't work for me at the time. It's, I'm really into gangster kind of stuff now there, so.

It's definitely worth a rewatch. It's, it's incredible to watch because it's like a movie that big, that like grand where everyone knows it. I make, you make assumptions, you expect something from it. Yeah, yeah. And just, it, it wasn't what I expected, but it was kind of like what I wanted. it's really just kind of gangster and the last like half hour is like incredible it's so good

and uh I'm gonna have to watch that maybe once I finish the Sopranos which I've been belting through I'm gonna watch the part two and then hopefully uh watch some more westerns because I've been also on a bit of a a binge of those

the yeah yeah I've been meaning to watch like because all of these movies that are supposed to be in the cinema because no one can go to the cinema They're just releasing them. So you can watch like

Bloodshot or whatever that Vin Diesel movie that that incredible shit. I wouldn't watch that movie for for free. You wouldn't watch it for free? No, I wouldn't be fucking paid

to watch that. It looks fucking terrible. I'm starting to think that Vin Diesel is shit. I just like, why is he famous? He was in Fast and Furious, that's the only reason he's famous.

But it's not like he's awesome and Fast and Furious or anything. No, the Iron Giant is a masterpiece. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, the Iron Giant is awesome, obviously. One of my favorite animated movies from when I was a kid, but like, he's, he's playing a robot. but yeah he he always plays these roles where he just has like one line and they are his best roles like group yeah he's good at doing one line yeah it has to be in superman yeah good job vindiesel here's fucking 200 grand and he gets in like a strap with the rock because they're like there's like bro man

dudes that they don't like just accept that you're both shit I would say Vin Diesel is worse in the rock I think Vin Diesel's better purely because of he's been in more good stuff yeah he has been in more good stuff

but I don't know if it's like accidental we shouldn't be talking shit about Vin though I have more respect for Vin than the rock because he's like a he's like a gamer isn't it you like all the no he's a dungeons and dragons player he's what gamers call nerds. no that that is actually pretty accurate for like such a big boy you know he just kind of

plays dungeons and dragons I remember his ice bucket challenge where it was like shot like a Fast and Furious like kind of angle would that was the actual thing they didn't remember that I have some reason when you say Vin Diesel I just yeah he challenged like Harrison Ford Yeah, but he did it in like a really like I'm too cool to have any like water poured on me so it was just pure ice and I remember thinking come on Vin. You're somewhere so hot anyway you might as well commit

the fuck sake Vin. I kind of like Vin though because I grew up before I first. Fair enough. Fair fucking enough Any final words on shit we're kind of watching and stuff? You didn't really say anything about Call a Duty, but I don't know if you really have anything to say about it. It's really sick, Bob.

No, the normal multiplayer is better than... Yeah. Warzone. Warzone is really not that great. It bugs me that they called it Warzone just because it's also that really bad game mode. fight. Oh, yeah.

I actually forgot that that was... Yeah, but we don't talk about that. So... Okay. We'll be back after these messages, bitches. Yeah, we'll be back after these messages, bitches. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand.

And don't be a dick, wear a dick. Dick the Head T-shirts available now. Check the description below. Welcome back to the second part of the corn cast that we decided on. Got my memory so bad. The corn cast. Quarantine cast. Corncast.

Corn cast. The corncast. Koro cast Kora, whatever, we'll think of it might be something different when this is... The Korn cast. A Korn cast, M's a one. But yeah, this is the part of the show

where we answer questions from the Korn community. If you want to leave questions for us to answer on future episodes, head over to the Korn Media Reddit, and there'll be a suggestion thread where you can ask us whatever you like. This episode, we're going to start with one

from clown without makeup who says can Alex and James hold hands for the remainder of the podcast the sexual tension must be dealt with what do you think James yeah yeah sure I'm I'm not guess I get I'm not against this but we've with the current quarantine we can't so that's a solid point um yeah we're gonna we can celebrate the um moment. I'm one with nature. For those listening just then, James just literally put his hand up and a fucking bird just landed on it. That is crazy.

I'm magical, you know? Birds love it. That's all the handholding we need for this one. Genuinely, as good as this episode is an audio form, the location is definitely worth checking out the video version on

Jar Media's YouTube channel if you are listening. Trust me. Okay. No, trust me. Trust Jim. A piece of shit asks this. Alex, I'm interested in doing some internet trolling similar to what you've done in the past.

And I was wondering what platform you think I should use and if you have any tips. I know you're a seasoned troll and I only trust the best of the best. This is a loaded question because I've honestly been out of the trolling business for quite a while now. And quitefully so, to be honest. Yeah, I only did I only resorted to it when I was like incredibly bored Which I was a lot when I was younger, but I don't know, I used to peruse my favorite places for patrolling people and fuck-a-people was uh Yahoo Answers was one yahoo Answers the IGN comment section

live was great for it as well anything like that um but now i feel like the floodgates are really open in terms of that kind of shit like almost to the point where it's not even as fun because yeah there's so much social media choice now there's so many different apps like i'm sure there are people that fucking just troll on instagram and snapchat and all this shit which i i don't know I'm like retired from that kind of community. You managed to get out, you know. You managed to escape. Yeah, but we've also explained before that I'm not a typical kind of troll like that.

I'm not the type that on like, you know, those cringy middle of the afternoon news report shows where they're complaining about trolls on the internet type stuff, people telling you to kill themselves and all that. never about that like i like innocent kind of uh yeah non-malicious non-malicious so just messing with people making them go like what and that that is a success to me but yeah i don't is yahoo answers even around anymore Xbox lives not the same i suppose like the best kind of places are those like VR chat slash like places like that like only NG um has done some like hilarious um uh gta role play servers those are hilarious yeah yeah things like that i feel like there's a new world of uh gaming possibilities i feel like gaming is the place the best place to

if you want if you're looking to mess with people oh oh yeah without a doubt pill on face asks this what would each of your guys street names be Um, that's a, that's a difficult one. I, I can't, you know, I can't, I can't, I can't share that, to be honest. Um, there were a few suggestions from the, from a few jarlings, or cornlings, or whatever. Um, James would be sleepy or room. Room, thoughts? Nah, sleepy. Sleepy, yeah, you know, big, big sleeps or something. Big sleeps. Yeah. Sleepy G?

That's a good one you've been. Too close to home there, Jim. Too close to home. Had a very emotional response from this question, saying, I'm going to guess there will be one of the following. The trigger, tracer, drifter, the snake, the beast and the bully. All we need is paraka. Huh, yeah.

Uh-uh. Uh-huh. I'd probably be well Jim would be the beast obviously So he's covered The beast or Bobby G That's what the G thing Bobby G's a great one

Bobby G's pretty good Bobby G sleepy G And Acky B That's uh That works That's what was off the time You know you're messing with Call ourselves

WWA Explain Why that Wiggers with attitude That'd go down well Let's do that Why don't we rebrand this whole fucking channel that way Yeah

WWA media Wiggillings H-R-Sn MrPHR-SNMRPH says this I'm pretty sure James thinks that Mort is Maurice Please address this. Of course they are referencing the Madagascar character

Mort. James, who do you think the character of Mort is in Madagascar? Moise isn't that King Julian sidekick? Yeah. So who's Mort? Who's Mort? Oh shit.

I think Mort is the shit, we better get inside this, right? You know? What's Mort? Isn't Mort the the dibby he's like the dibby who sometimes

in the with um shit I'm getting pretty chilly um yeah he sometimes he sometimes appears with um more Maurice and our boy

do you prefer more or Maurice I know Maurice is um is a king you know so he's not the king but he's

So, I'm a more Maurice kind of guy. On a similar line, actually, Sleazy Rabbit wrote in and asked, What Mario characters are Madagascar characters? So I'll answer this fucking question. When is this stuff going to end? The more we answer it, the more it's just going to keep happening. Well, we have to answer it.

Mario is Alex the Lion. Is he? Wait, is he? Mario is... The... Zebra. Marty? No, no, no, no, no.

That's not put... Daisy. Daisy is Maurice. Surely Daisy would be... Gloria. No, that's... Yeah, yeah, because then Luigi is Melman. Yeah. yeah no luigi is melman that's for sure that's definite but then who the

fuck does that make Mario Mario oh um who's Bowser who's Bowser is the who's Motto In Madagascar 2 was Africa's most wanted or whatever the fuck. You know, he's the big guy, the chunker guy that comes out the water. Oh, I like him big... Yeah, no, because then Gloria would have to be peach. Fuck this fucking question. Yeah, fuck you for asking it, you fucking evil fuck. Who's, uh, who's Yoshi?

Uh, Yoshi is fucking... More. Online content 69 asks this pretty good question. Hi boys, what is the greatest meme of all time? Factors for your choice can include longevity, redemption arcs, memes that were unfunny and then became funny, an overall comedy level. My vote is for the classic Rick roll, as it's retained a lot of its humor, is attached

to a genuinely good song, and it's still a pretty decent prank. Do you not like Rick Rowling, James? You've got a problem with that. I've got a problem with that, you know. I grew up with the harsh battlefield where I would get No Joke Wickrolled. And since then...

Wait, what do you mean? No joke, Rickrolled. Like, actual genuinely Wickwold. You know, there'll be like how to get... I feel like we all have. I feel like if you've been on the internet for longer than like a month you've probably been Rickrolled not this modern Rick rolling though

this is like hardcore postmodern Rick rolling yeah well my favourite memes which is the scene of Ewan McGregor in the speeder

from the second star was that's actually a good shout with the prequel memes I've gone on a journey with the prequels the last like decade like I really turned on them then gradually over the years I've come to appreciate the humor in them and these prequel memes tickle me just just purely because of the the the quotability of them like there's just so there's this there's a Star Wars prequel quote for like

any situation genuinely fucking anything like give me one right now Hello there See, it's so fucking vague You can do whatever the fuck you want I think they have a lot of versatility to them as well You can slap them on things that are so Like you know Unrelated and it's just funny

There have been some good general grievous Lightsaber collection memes as of late too Like we're kind of spoiled for choice In terms of prequel memes go I think people have underestimated how good prequel means are And just how good the prequels are for memes Yeah, I personally like, uh, you know, all the classics, Uso Wanawanga, Lilani. You know, just shit like that.

What the fuck is Argi doing? Wanda is my favourite meme. Uso Wana Wanga. I'm not a Sawa Wanga. I'm not a fan of, um... Those memes, personally, I'm not... They're the one prequel meme I don't like. What, wanga memes?

Yeah. What's wrong with them? You know what's wrong with them? They're not very good. good. Okay. Well, give me a meme. Answer the question then. What is the greatest meme of all time?

Oh, that's a difficult one though. Well, yeah, that's why that's why it's an interesting question is talking about. Argy! Fuck off! I'm starving a death here, guys, without you answering me this fucking question. I can't say, there's a, there's, there's, the Bongo cat.

Okay, that's, um... Really? Yeah, fuck you. Bongo Cat? Are you serious? It's the best meme of all time. It's a great meme. I'm curious what Jim thinks on this. Uh, troll face.

No. Are you serious? Jim says... No, he's talking shit. Like, no way. No way. You serious? Yeah. That's shit.

What's your justification? Because that one hasn't had like a redemption arc. like a redemption arc. Like when has that come back? It's just still being used in the same way it was being used when it first was, when it first came around. No, it's, it's, it's, it's not used at all. And I think that is how a meme should die. If you cannot, you cannot, you cannot be will, if you're saying, if you're saying the troll face is dead. Have you seen YouTube, the football and car community still love the troll face and that's still on funnels to this day.

That's what I'm talking about. But people are still just using it. Yeah. No, but... But I say meme, you say trollfish. Do you know what I mean? No, I say ginger's have souls. Fuck this question.

What's wrong with it? I think it's genuinely... Jim, you were the fucking founder of meme chat. I mean... Mem chat? What's meme chat? Mem chat? Well, don't fucking...

You fucking asshole. what are you genuinely what are you realistically talking about what about this like the one does not simply mean from the other rings yeah that's the best one that's the worst one fuck you no lord the rings actually has some good ones the um the gimley in uh legg else ones are good wait no i've decided my best meme what um it combines uh let me see if I can find it. It combines both the prequels and the Lord of the Ring. For real? Yeah, for real. James, when you're like scrolling through your phone, what meme does it take for you to actually like laugh?

Oh, the last meme I laughed at was a, um, was a prequel meme. Was it that one of you and McGregor in the car? Yeah, yeah, it was. Yeah, of course. But it was unbelievably funny because it was so. So, it was mixed with another meme and it was, you know, it's the meme for me. The meme for you. The meme for me.

It was like a mate, if you put meme for James for a computer, that's the meme you'd get. Bit Star Wars, a bit of vehicles. Yeah, a bit of a washen. Yeah, that's the meme for me. To be honest, like, it is a fucking hard. answer because a lot of the time I'm not, I'm honestly this might be controversial

to say but I'm not that mad about the you know the original like stereotype meme format of the like bottom text yeah but yeah they suck kind of shit you know they're the worst like they're the least effort

of all memes there's no effort in it at all and there's no humour at like at all yeah because like when you when you Google like best memes of all time it's like fucking grumpy cat and that baby that's like going yeah that's a good meme that's a really good name what the baby going yeah yeah the baby

I don't even know what that is actually called and like the baby yeah and the uh you know that like the the girl the crazy x one you know that's a very famous oh crazy Crazy, crazy girlfriend. Yeah. What's crazy girlfriend? That's another one. You know that one.

Everyone knows it. She's doing like a crazy face because... She's obsessed with you or whatever. I don't like it, man. And the meme culture moves so fast. Like the things that pop into my head are just of recent things that I like. Yeah. I quite like a Lego Yoda. Oh dude, that's a great one actually.

I feel like Star Wars actually is like anything to the Star Wars just tickles me obviously just because it's what I like already but it is funny because there's a certain like generation of memas that is really starting to rise up with like the Lego Star Wars memes and shit like that from a certain time phrase

Waluanga Nisa Wanawanga Yeah exactly Completely fucking timeless Okay Let's do this one then from a Glitch time fail. Do you think they're a fan of the glitch mob, James?

Oh, I used to be. When was the last time you listen to the glitch mob? A very long time ago, when I kind of got past my hedgy stage, almost. Well, everyone has to have an edgy stage, but this is a tangent, but... I remembered dubstep the other day. Like, I just randomly remembered, wait, dubstep was like a thing, wasn't it? Or like 2010 kind of time. Well, as far as Deadpool was concerned,

It's still a thing. No, but I was like, fuck. I used to like listen to Dubstep a bit. So I went and listened to the songs that I used to listen to in like 2010, like Scrillex and shit like that. And I was like, fuck, this, what was I like thinking? It's really bad. I can't stand it now.

That's pretty good. goes for like um like pendulum i used to fucking love pendulum oh i still love i still love a few pendulum songs i'll always have that like nostalgia for some of their songs but like i i can't ever say they're like great music or anything no james like some good head hey head bang i yeah i i'm Without the doubt. Without the doubt. Without the doubt, the most diverse musically between us. The biggest fan of musically?

No, the biggest musically. Without the doubt, you're the most musically. But anyway, the question is, dear JAR. Assuming Alex works from home, which I do, what advice would he give for being self-disciplined and do you enjoy it? Do you have a scheduled daily routine or do you play it by ear? Thanks. I ask this because we can all answer it now, we know what being in fucking quarantine and having to sort her in shit out is like.

Obviously, like, I've been joking that I'm already basically used to this lifestyle already. The only thing that's really changed is that if I suddenly get a thought like, oh, I want to go by a lamp from being cute. Like, I can't do that in the moment. I can't do whatever I want whenever I want. But aside from that, yeah there's definitely pros and cons to it

as a lot of people are finding out now um pros being that you kind of get to work on your own in your own way you get to yeah and you never have to shower

yeah you never have to shower you never have to get dressed you can not that we have a shower yeah you never have to go wash in the stream or any shit like that yeah you never have to go

washing the stream um but yeah it's definitely hard to get used to it's a massive change of pace and it's obviously quite isolating when you are

you know when you're forced to work from home or choose to work from home or whatever it may be I go through like stints of being like really productive and then stints of just being like just shit

and just faffing and starting out of course I also have that you know working for home in the moment it's a bit like oh shit because there is a thing about it though where it's like sometimes you do need people kind of breathing down your neck to get things done

yeah it definitely takes like a lot of getting used to and that's for fucking soitin I've been doing it so long now I don't actually even remember what the other side is like shit what do you still think that even though you've been in isolation for what working from home for what a week now about a bit longer yeah um how do you think that compares though like you you don't seem to

be enjoying it really no i i don't like it because um i just become a slob um i don't have that that constant push that was what motivated me to get the dogs though was like well i can't be a a lot because I have these animals that need like exercise so it's forcing me outside, it's forcing me to be distracted by something so it's like what I mentioned

the last last episode about like the jeans and the mindset with wearing certain clothes I think the clothes you see now I'd be wearing for like three day straight because you know I've not got much to do so I'm not going to dress to impress

when I'm looking like this Yeah, that's another thing actually is If you don't have to dress to impress anyone in the workplace Or come across as being professional or anything I suppose you can let your standard slip a bit Yeah, and Just, you know, it's not good It just drains the mind, you know?

I've gone between like different types of schedules I kind of have a loose daily routine I try to have a daily routine But I just tried Like with work I have a fixed routine If I do this then You know that type of thing

Because you're like You're like geographically You have to commit to it You know Like because what else are you going to do But when you're at home It's like well that's also the same place I jerk off with bananas

The same place I You know What else do people do Play video games Yeah And, you know, when I play video games, like, if I start playing video games in the morning, I know I'm having a bad day, because when it gets, like, 4 o'clock, I'm going to be sick of them. But that's the thing, though, like, sometimes I'll find that, like, I don't do any work till, like, 5pm, and then I work till, like, 11 or later. It's just, like, I don't know.

It depends what you're doing, too. If you're just doing, like, spreadsheets and accounting, like, that I have to force myself to do and just get it done. but when it's anything creative it's definitely there's a process to it that's for so yeah definitely

yeah the jarlings should write in and say if they have any how they're coping with this because yeah as they say I'm fairly used to this kind of dynamic at this point so it's not really changing my day to day as much as it is

for the people out there it's really affecting and fucking over so yeah Jamie, you've been rather quiet. Got anything to add to that one? Well, let me just say, um... It is what it is. That's fair.

That's definitely fair. Okay, let's go on to this one then from uh... Quinlan Boss, who says... So I have a... And I don't know... This might be just completely fucked, but let's just do it anyway. So I have a proposition my family always talks about. Let's say you have a box of donuts and you are the first person in the house to open them.

You want to try a few, but want to limit yourself to only one or two. Do you, A, cut some in half to try multiple, forcing other people to only have half a donut, or B, just take one or two full donuts. Personally, I'm on side B because it seems selfish to force others into having only small portions of donuts, but that's just me. I'm interested to hear your takes. Now, that cutting donuts in half is bullshit. That ruins donuts.

It's, it's, you are, a animal. What style? Between what style? If it's got a filling, like that, yeah, I'd agree that completely fucks it. But I don't, I don't ring ones. James doesn't like filling ones because it, it's got a different change in, like, texture. That's true. So you have a huge problem with people cutting ringed donuts in half.

No, no, I have a, no, stop. I have a, I have a problem with it because I lived in a household where my sister would, would actually cut things enough because she, not because she didn't want to try them, or try to try multiple, because she just didn't want to eat a full one. Now, this becomes an issue where, you know, I know we've got donuts. It's 9 o'clock. I'm playing Xbox with the boys. I fancy a donut, so I go to the kitchen to get a donut. And the disappointment when I only allowed to eat half.

of it because she's cut half off and you know is out of the house so I've been excited to get a donut and I'm only getting half of it that's why I don't like it you just eat a fucking donut no if I want a donut I want all of a donut I don't want half I'm gonna propose an out-of-the-box sort of answer okay shoot buy your own box eat the whole box no that that's that's bullshit that does not work It does work No, it doesn't work It does work

No, it doesn't You have to admit it does work It fucking doesn't work It works If I want to eat something for myself Over I am I will buy a whole thing

And just hide it And then it's mine No, but here's the thing What about if I didn't buy Okay, let's just say The box was going to be bought by my parents Okay. I just want to eat at course.

So you have no right to even claim it as your own. That's bullshit. He's got a good point, James. No, that's shit. No, if you buy it yourself and then people complain that you're not sharing, it's like, brother, I paid for this. It's mine. No. No, because when you live with your parents and a family, you share.

The food that's brought in is shed. Not in my family. I can attest to that. Well, okay, well, in my family, I'm going to eat most of the food. So if I want a full donut, I get a full donut. And if I don't get a full donut and I'll get half, I'm going to be disappointed.

It was so extreme in the Belkman household that we'd hide, like, crush her and, like, fucking... Oh, geez, not the drool. Swiss rolls and, like, the drawl. and all that kind of shit. And, like, Sainsby's basics, like, already popped popcorn in a huge bag. That would, like, get stuck to the melted, like, wambars that were in the floor. That is a power combo.

Dearly, dearly me. I... I would say, I say, I say, is horsey, you should never cut a donut. You should never, you should never just sit there and cut a donut and eat half. Just eat the full donut. You don't go to like a box of strawberries and cut a strawberry in half and eat it. But why would you do it to a donut? I'll let the jarlings think about that one.

Okay, consider it this way. You want a banana, but you only want half. Are you going to cut the banana in half? Depends what use is a banana to you. But we're going to eat it? What if you're making banana bread and... The recipe only requires half. But that's different because you're using it to create something.

You're not just eating half a banana. Okay, fair enough. Okay, consider this, okay? I'm considering it. You made me use my chain of thought. What did I fucking do? I'm just looking at you. Yeah, if I look at your goofy-ass face, it's... It's hard to keep... keep serious.

Okay, how about this one? I think I said that last one was the last question, but... You did, you did. You're shitting on us now. No, but I noticed a good one. The room is on fire 12, says, Can you each do your highest and deepest voices? Let's do this in jar order.

Jay? Highest, Jamie's first. Jim? Highest and deepest. James? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. Okay.

Good afternoon! Good afternoon. No, you can do better than that. For which? Both. That was a piss poor example. What, it's better than your one? Fucking hell. Okay, then.

What do you mean it's better than mine? I love my mate. That's it. I say this comes to an end right now. Jamie, stop! Jamie! Ah! Ah!