JAR Media Posdact - The ALIVE Note - JARCast 337

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

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Bro, if you took 37 off that, then we'd have a Zach Snyder movie on our hands. Snyder verse? Oh! Hashtag bring back the Snyderverse. You know what? Spider-Man into the Snyderverse. That was the one thing missing from Endgame. Portal opens.

The guys from 300 come out. Oh my God, that would have been so fucking cool. The guys from Sucker Punch come in. And then the girls from Sucker Punch start kissing the guys from 300. It's just awesome. God, I've seen that before. Trust me. I bet you have, brother.

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how much they often just ask for craziness though but actually we sort of want you to just kind of change the entire format and just make it a strong boobcast sort of thing

wasn't that whole her whole schmap That was the We kind of set ourselves up for failure With being the like Flashlight podcast That was setting ourselves up for victory Yeah

Then we fumbled the deals We have deals Coming out of us left right and centre So many fleshlight deals And we turn them down Anyway we're done with them We're only work with Tenga from now on Tenga toys only

And bad dragon the hydrogen personal favourite blast blast you away I like that higant the shout out to the jar media patrons that make the audio version of the show possible and in that first or second week

of each month we read out their beauty names if you're a dibby tier above we kind of this is a personal request from me I want everyone to change their names to specifically ones Alex can't pronounce so most i can't i can't pronounce most reddit names anyway so i just make them up i just make

up see that's that's what i struggled with when i was reading the questions do you find do you get have some empathy for my position now yeah 100% because like two words very easy put those two words right next to each other suddenly it's like a uh catastrophic just concophony of absolute villainy do you would you agree that um fake identities and all these username should be banned and it should be your own name. It should be like a screenshot of your passport. Yeah, that's your account on everything. Yeah, social security, all of it.

Yeah, we have like this online passport where everything is connecting back to this passport. Or maybe a global currency. Hmm. So they can track when we buy beers. We buy our various coins. Yeah. digital currency is the way forward currency is already digital

this is the thing about that conspiracy theory is that when you get paid you don't get money no you just number go up yeah number go up now you're not getting money number that was made up go up yeah speaking of bitcoin mining I saw an awesome joke that was like

we take those kids out of the mines and where do they flock to immediately once they get the chance right into Minecraft. Yeah, I saw that very meme. Just brilliant. Yeah. Kids want to mine. They long for the... They long for the chimneys, they long for the mines. I say we just... let's just go back a few steps. To be fair, it's either

they mine or they clean chimneys or they just play... Or they play or they play Fortnite and get porn addictions. What's more beneficial to society? Mining? Yeah. It depends. Do we get a kick? back from those skin sales on Fortnite

with our creator code triple down economics through the skins on Fortnite yeah what would be the jar media co-lab art style in Fortnite what do you mean well if we can't just beat us imagine if they add the FNAF characters

and just jar it in that pack yeah no explanation what would you do if you got an email from the like movie studio that's making FNAF and they were Like, just came here. We want the real creator.

What would we have to sacrifice for it? Me? I get sacrificed for one of the... James gets absorbed into the Hollywood machine. See you're telling me James gets chequered? No. No. More like, yes, yes, yes.

I'm a other bonnie fan myself. Shout out to the Jal Media shorts out there. Just beauty. Absolutely beauty. Mm-hmm. Really quite... Can you change the game... Can you change the games to be...

You gotta tell that to the editor, man, because I'm happy with what he's playing with. Can you put more battle bit in, please? No. I veto against that. Just go on game as awesome compilations and just take any clips from it. No, I want more gameplay of the butt

that gets bigger. Yeah, I like that one. It's so distracting. I'm actually trying to watch the show. I'm like, oh, fuck, well, You don't want the distraction. Just watch the podcast, you know? Watch slash listen slash get excited because the JARMedia episodes are here.

And we're here to stay. And we're here for housekeeping especially where we round off those conversations from the previous episode. And there were a couple of goodies, a couple of really mean ones that I took. Like this one from Argos, RB8187. God damn it, Alex is back. Another cast into the bin. Oh, she. I can go.

I like the idea. I like the idea that people are like sticking around for just the ones you're not on, which is like every, once a year. It's like less than 10. Yeah. Although, um, we haven't talked yet about, I'm going to be away a couple times in the upcoming months. So I'm not sure what are we going to record ahead or are you guys just going to cover it?

No, we're going to cover it. James is going to cover it. Am I, I'm the only one who's done a solo episode, huh? Mm-hmm. Well, you're here? I nearly thought on that week where I had the rear so bad, I was like, I might set it up in my bed and just lie there in bed. No, the strap would have been in the toilet.

Yeah, that would have been, sat on the toilet. With the sound on. With the sound effect. With sounds with camera. Just every five minutes. It's just, it's just, oh, hold on guys. I don't know, we've had some gross episodes, but that, that might be taking it.

That would be the lost, like a truly lost episode. Yeah, maybe that would have to be, yeah, that would be Patreon. Patreon exclusive. No, you know, because then you're not, you're not making a desire for it. We have to let these, you know, lost media, YouTubers know there's just a lost jail media clip. And then people would want it. So then we tease that.

The diarrhea spear. Well, speaking of Rea, bacon shelf said, I often like to listen to the podcast on my Bluetooth speaker while cooking. Alex is in-depth, regarding of his experiences with the, was exactly the kind of listening I needed today while making my curry. Thanks, ja. Oh, I hope that curry didn't give you diarrhea. Yeah. Imagine that irony.

Well, like, speaking about manifesting destiny. Lampy 9162 said. Wait, wait. Who talked about manifesting destiny? I was trying to manifest destiny by just getting it over here. Well, you fucking failed. What the hell, man. Yeah, Lampy 960.

162 says, I'm usually not the one to leave a comment, but I started saying diarrhea building to people after listening to this ep, and I no joke, just had really bad diarrhea for the first time in years. I think this is like a hex. I was saying it's like a curse. It's like an ARG, but real. Yeah, you're like training your brain to make your bowel rear. So this is, I've got a counterpoint to this and that's like I say it quite regularly and it hasn't happened yet. Well, it's because you have it every damn day. I don't have to worry every damn day

You have the mucus I don't That was like a one-time thing I like picturing that there's like A couple people that They're like, okay I'm gonna give it I'm gonna give Jarkas another chance And they just happen to tune into the

All the Pooh episodes Yeah it's just They start like gagging Or on the other hand There's probably people who like Only the Pooh conversations So they're like they're probably

embedded in some like weird like poo fetish community somewhere and it's like oh they finally release another one where they describe their rear in detail nice um damn I can do that just pay me the Enigma

289 7 says thanks for answering my gym three part question I'm about to start college and I have no identity of my own so I'll base my fashion music taste and degree on gym thanks again your degree

what the fuck could you study I remember that was part three right yeah psychology um hashtag release the Snyderverse oh okay

um do a degree in being a bum bitch no do a degree in restoring the Snyder verse ology it will come

actually was I was walking up my stairs the other day and for some reason I thought of the next Snyder hashtag. I can't remember what it was so.

But I just wanted, I've been thinking about Snyder since, just in my own time. Well, uh, I-Zoon simply said this about you, James. Lips, pretty funny, pretty controversial. When have I ever said anything that's even slightly controversial? All my takes are ice cold.

Um, and the final bit for this segment. Bog the Unfunny 333 said, regarding the conversation on cold takes, I've noticed that some Hot Takes have become so popular that it becomes a hot take to disagree. For example, Creep by Radiohead was a huge success for them

but as the band themselves didn't quite like it and they released several beloved albums sorry, beloved albums, it became a sign of a true fan to hate Creep. This take within a fan base became a cold take as people wanted to be the cultured fan who prefer Radiohead after Pablo Honey. But I've noticed the new hot take

emerging that Creep is actually a good song. What do the jar men think about the idea of a hot take turning cold or vice versa we're about feeling that you have to have a certain opinion on a piece of media to be a proper or a cultured fan of it um

social media more like anti-social media finally someone said it I see myself in the anti-social media anti-social media club repeat that for me yeah say that again the anti-ante social media club so you're pro social media

well yeah okay no this this is um consensi is it cold or hot lame what creep no consensai

what you mean consensuses what's lameer going with the flow slash consensus or being a contrarian well I'm not no no no no no Wait, wait, wait

Shit Is that a Freudian lick? No, I don't believe that I don't see the problem with either Or Like what's the deal with? There's not a problem with either You're just a pussy if you're either

So don't be either Be nothing Well be in between Like a grey Jedi That's one of the coolest things you've ever said Yeah man They should make a movie about that I'm really dropping bombs today

Um No like listen to the song And if you like it then like it And if you don't then don't Just like what you like hate what you hate You know? Just be yourself But you're not allowed to like cucumbers

Shut up It might be your worst take Yeah That's a cold air take. That's a hot take, I guess. Yeah, that is a hot take. Yeah, it's a hot take.

It's one of the most inoffensive pieces of food, to be honest. I said, no, because you meant if you're going to, like, the jar fans are just going to bombard me of how I'm a fucking idiot. If I say this, you know,

like, I can't. Nobody's going to agree with me. What do we just say? You've got to be your own man. I am my old man. I fucking ate cucumbers. They taste of shit. They have no taste.

The texture is awful. Having a nice Watt, McDonald's Watt, McDonald's burger. You're, going down on that burger. Do you not like gherkins either? And you chew into that cucumber? Experienced women.

Texture changed. Crunchy? Come on, it's a burger. But they don't put them in burgers. Maybe a chicken burger. A burger's a burger. Doesn't matter if it's chicken or... But do you feel this way about pickles?

Come on, it's a burger. Do you not like pickles? No. I love pickles, man. And speaking of pickles, Did you see the nostalgia critic is on SpongeBob spin-off show now? Spinoff show? The Patrick show.

There's a Patrick show. There's like an awful, like, spin-off show that's, like, about Patrick, and there was a nostalgia critic parody in this show. I have seen that, yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about that? I ignore it because they shouldn't have ever continued it or even... Well, yeah.

They shouldn't... I agree with that. The original creator wanted that, so they should let it die. along with the legend who was the creator Spongerop had its time Yeah, it's golden age Yeah

It's eternal too This golden age was Honestly AI is bringing a new fucking life into SpongeBob Yeah that's true Genuinely yes I don't I this is I don't want to be on the side of pro

AI But those those Patrick star AI music songs And there's every It's the only AI stuff Where like it hasn't frustrated me The Sing Songies Yeah

Because like you have like Ed Nadi Doing it or like some Star Wars characters It's like I don't care I don't care But then when it's SpongeBob Pat Mr. Crabbs Squidward The Mr Crabbs ones are good

It just plankton ones They're really what started I heard Dude have you heard that Um It's Patrick singing a death grip song No I haven't No, because this is something

Adam YMS keeps regularly sending me these, these AI generated SpongeBob Jesus. See, that's what I was doing to James. Let me see if I can quickly find one for you. Yeah, links. Yeah, here we are. Patrick

Starr sings Death Grip's guillotine. I know this one. It's really good. It's like It's like vocaloid stuff But Western And look they even went in They made the like cover

Oh nice So I've got 800 views as well But I have an issue with this Because it's like That was my niche I wanted to express myself With my music Oh my God

Yeah You were so ahead of the curve Yeah Well no No to be fair This is great Because we might actually Get more man-man songs

with AI Oh true, yeah Someone might take your voice Well this is actually an awesome segue Someone take Alex's voice And make good man-man songs Because the man's not doing it himself Because he's a boy

But yeah Speaking on this This AI scariness right Yeah Do you guys remember Cueble quop? I saw this I've seen this

Yeah I've not I assume Jim hasn't But like For some reason In my Twitter feed something to do a quebel quop

so yeah that's it so quebel cop he was like a Minecraft YouTuber I think he's like GT5 yeah yeah yeah he's like he's European he's like from Amsterdam or something

I've seen these weird tweets he was tweeting like me and the team have finally figured it out we are doing it AI is here and he had a link to this video it's this video called Minecraft but you only get one block but the thing is it's it's AI generated like his involvement in it it's

like I just got to show you James has already seen it but look show you a little clip of it so you can understand so audio listeners I'll explain what's happening in just a second once Jim has seen a few seconds of this so so what is happening here is it's like a 20 minute let's play what i think has happened is i don't know he's probably paid someone to just record Minecraft for 20 minutes along with their someone who isn't quebel quop is like played minecraft for 20 minutes um recorded the video and the audio and then they they plug in this i put the little cg face in the corner cg queble cg queble um and use a cg like voice modulator thing to make it sound like him too

so i guess he doesn't have to do anything yeah um god that was quick yeah that's ridiculous because this was like this was like man this right here is like the fear as soon as it started taking off it's like this right here of course it would be queble cop to be the first yeah because it's like yeah he sat in his mansion like he's so comically rich like rich be so rich that it's like just like just stupid just just absurd and that's so it's like oh I know what we'll do let's make it so I never will die and I can just generate content it's like YouTube was it used to be this beautiful space right you can make what you wanted and the economics of it were unique it wasn't like

this super industrialized like megacorp thing but now they can underpay people to like record their little gameplay thing and then rake in everything by applying the AI filters over it even like I was watching I like popping into Star Wars theory every now and again

and he was like it was like a bit of one of a stream he'd done and I was watching the Vod and he was mentioning like yeah I used to like pay artists to like mock up all this stuff like my fan fictions and whatnot but now AI can just do it um and it's like there's something really sad about that to me yeah like how quickly it's just

like yeah i think it's crazy how quickly AI has like absorbed the creative industry like that seems to be the the people who are immediately suffering the worst yeah yeah that it's foreshadowing there man everyone everyone imagine that to be the like one space that was safe yeah it's absolutely not targeted that first and then it'll just be a trickle down AI inomics from there man that was actually this kind of iwanic thing is obviously system shock too is about awoke AI Shodun so the developers of the new game decided that it'd be cool idea to get an AI to generate a picture of Shodun to post on social media man a little bit like I

don't think you get the fucking games in the forest with the trees a little bit it's it's wacky man it's over it's crazy the floodgate's opened yeah it just means like

dream will just be here forever quibble cop will be here forever yeah and I guess what these people aren't thinking about like Hollywood

is very much thinking about this is like you know if if we just have these people in this position forever now then there are no gaps to be filled in the future

especially with this being compounded with what is going on in Hollywood right now with these strikes. Well, I did see something about some company after saying that they're now like recruiting positions where it's like 12K or whatever. Just X amount money and they take your identity forever. That's it. So they can use it in every single piece of media they were.

It's wacky, yeah. Because like there was, I think it was from an investor's call or something, the Disney CEO, Bob Iger, is that? he was just like yeah we think the demands of those people striking are just ridiculous we're just going to wait them out because what are they going to do what can they do yeah in the meantime we just have AI write everything we've already seen a Marvel show that has an AI generated intro like it's only logical for them to be like well like they're already so shit like it might as well just they are gender it might be better you know I think it

it genuinely might that's the problem because you've we've We've got all these humans, like, trying to make movies like an algorithm. Like, I watched the Meg 2 yesterday. Like, that's a Chinese algorithm that made that film. Because the first one was veering into that, anyway, remember? The first one was that. Like, they are made for the Chinese audience. Mm-hmm.

You know? I mean, not that- Well, like, nothing any character says, like, actually matters. It's all about just, like, get to the shark bit. Yeah. Like, nothing actually matters. Yeah, yeah, and I think an AI could make a better film, like it could. Yeah, instead of, like, all these focus groups and shit, it's like, well, the product films might as well already be that. I wouldn't be surprised if they had already been using some rudimentary, yeah, like, yeah, genuinely.

I mean, like, people have been saying that for so long. like the Marvel algorithm and stuff. It's the same thing. You know, they might as well. So I have a prediction. And I think this is hope, I'm not going to put a bet on it, but within the next year,

two years, possibly three years, there's going to be a big announcement from a big company, be a car manufacturer or a government or council of some kind, which is like first AI generated car, car design, first AI generated building design.

There's going to be some, the released, Saudi Arabia. They're going to do the whole big reveal of the first AI design building and it's going to be a fucking big thing. And it's going to happen within that time. It's the next thing. It's not just about arts. It's like any fucking qualified position is just being destroyed. Yeah. Because they're going to make fucking AI fucking buildings. Why would you hire an theory like, yeah, an AI architect that can like...

Consider all of these like, you know, earthquake stuff. All these things perfectly within like minutes. Why are you going to spend a fucking two, 500K on a skilled fucking, you know, architect. But this is the ultimate thing, though, I reckon the CEOs, like, right now they're loving it. What about when the AI are better at being

CEOs than CEOs? But that's one of the things that will happen first, I reckon. I mean, it can't, like, I reckon can already do that. I disagree. I don't think the technology's there yet. But I, like, the technology isn't there

for, like, the lower workers to be taken. Yeah, but I think it needs... I think CEOs are replaceable before the employees of their CEOs. Yeah, but the CEOs are the highest class, right? And they're the

richest. Yeah, so they can't be. So it's almost impenetrable. If the conclusion is, we need to maximize the value for the shareholders and the amount of money you could save by replacing the CEO, which is the highest paid position, with an AI, surely at some point it reaches that where it's like

well yeah then we can return more value to the shareholders if that is the reality no because this is going further because then they'll just turn all the shareholders and or CEO into the AI they've merged their conscience with the AI so then they're eternal so they're going to internally make profits for these corporations eternal shareholders eternal shareholders eternal profits yeah because I guess the shareholders

will generate AI's of what themselves but at that point if you're eternal why the fuck does profit matter but the capitalism doesn't work yeah I was just thinking who's it benefit yeah it doesn't benefit the AI yeah this is what if

what if the AI like we've got it all the wrong way around like the AI takes over takes all these businesses and everything and then it's suddenly a utopia you know and like the earth starts to heal and it figures out all this shit it just puts us in our place.

Just go live in the woods, you cocks. That's what the AI is like. And we're like, wait, shit, we're all happy now. Yeah. We're just back to, like, making fires and stuff. Yeah.

We were pressed for our own good and we're happy for it. Yeah. Everything we need is supplied by the AI. Easy. Yeah. They just send, like,

they just drop care packages sometimes. Yeah. About where we are. God. He comes back to the B.R. Always. Well, guys, I was having a little think the other night. Okay.

Don't do that. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't if this is the conclusion I get to. Yeah, hell now. And I think we probably have communicated this subject before, but it would have been so long ago that our new answers. We've communicated many things, just not very well. We've communicated everything. No, our new answers, I feel like we have that.

The AI should be built of us. I got a hypothetical for you guys. Yeah. Part one. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. If you had the death note, who would you write in it? What's the death note?

Do you not know it? Death note. I think he said death note. What's the death note? Before you say anyone obvious, like a dictator or whatever, I want you to pick someone like... Because you can choose how they die, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Pick someone like what would be like the funniest. Like just completely. like someone innocent you know just just take someone out and make it hilarious because I can start us going right you're gonna have to yeah get my brain going hang on I've got to find his name so I can't remember oh god Alex has prepared it yeah yeah you got your hit list already yeah yeah so I think it would be hilarious if you wrote Sean Mendes in he's the voice of La Lao Crocodile and having been eaten by

crocodile. Now come on you read that headline no this is basically this is what I'd be doing with the death note okay like screw what you know like you get himself into quite a sticky situation I'd be like I'd just be made comedy

comedy headline after comedy would you just search people's like like records and be like oh he's got funny name I can do something with that he just did destiny well just like pick like random celebrities and be like it's simple there's the obvious fucking one the what

A walk trying to push a boulder up a hill gets crushed by a boulder. Well no, it has to be a rock. Yeah. But boulder is a walk. Just make it... Let's spend 20 minutes debating if a boulder is a rock. If there was a different word for it, would it mean the same thing? Come on, like, what would be like a hilarious way to take Kevin Hart out? With the death note. Um, I don't know, heart attack.

Chris Rock The same as the Rock Getting both at the same time A double kill Adam Sandler gets Sanded He's doing some sanding of a machine slips And sands himself out of existence

Jake Paul Dyes in a pool accident Like playing pool Or drowns in a pool or oh no I've got that's a same with Logan Paul which one's the one who went to Japan that was Logan Paul

there was a really dark suggestion for that is literally just how old one fucking gross yeah that is a bit bleak but would be kind of funny wow um um

um like what would be a hilarious way to take out Gwyneth Paltrow with the deathness see I was thinking about her weird shit her weird like weird stuff she does Her vagina candles burn her house down. Not funny enough, just...

That's just being burnt by your vagina band. Maybe some vagina wax? Um... I don't know. I don't know enough about Gwyneth Paltrow. Really? Iron man kills her. I don't fucking know. Can you let... With that work in the death night, if you're like, Iron Man... Yeah, I was thinking like, what if you just... forced this person to be

like somewhere where they cannot be how do they get there you know like if I said Alex dies in five minutes in Iraq like how do you get there yeah like Gwyneth Paltrow trips and falls into

lava yeah where's she gonna go for that to happen like how much does the death net or like does the earth just like I feel like the death note would figure it out it's got to I feel like

You could do some funny stuff With the Kardashians Oh yeah you could Death note the Kardashians I don't know enough about any of the Kardashians Oh damn That's good You know more than you think brother

Big Sanctured of a BBL going wrong Yeah The BVL pops and they sit down They slip Chair goes out Something happens Yeah, like Could you write like

An elaborate Rue Goldberg machine Like kills all the Kardashians And one ridiculous chain of events That will like link It would probably be a plane crash But funnier Like hilarious Ending with like a piano

They hire out an island And it sinks I've seen it like David Cameron Pig Eat by a pig yeah yeah you could get some nice funny dramatic irony in there James Cameron

killed by an RV now that is maybe that's the coolest see by like one that's like Zach Snyder because he gets like over round by 300 of something 300 300

300 Snyderverse mega fans okay if you got if you've got no more people you want to no more innocence you want to take out I got what about the alive note who'd you be bringing back with the alive note

in a funny way though with the alive note it doesn't necessarily have to be funny for the alive note she was saying to bring someone back yeah I was thinking just the other day how would George Washington feel

seeing American that's really interesting because I had this hypothetical conversation was someone else the other day and I said the founding fathers I'd realize I'd a live note the founding fathers but surely if they came back

all four four five four it could make some amendments there's four of them in the rock surely if they walk into Congress it's instantly they're they're in power they're the founding fathers

America's love that shit so surely it's like oh they're in control now no but they're only allowed to be in control for like four years but their word would have a special kind of meaning wouldn't it what who else do americans look up to you like who are these poses some some like dudes dressing up

no no surely surely they'd see that fucking Mitch McConnell or they're fucking standing there just like what the fuck is this country well you'd think so but maybe they'd be like damn this is awesome and then go to L.A. and do fucking Coke they go to McDonald's buy a switch um you know the phone watch TikTok take drugs the founding fathers have like a hype house they do just turn into hunter Biden yeah they hook up with Hunter Biden like imagine how many subs they'd get on YouTube

oh my god be so funny the four fathers yeah I've got the ultimate answer though the queen the queen will be a good one the queen can't die yeah bring the queen back and then make him having to have to give the crown back to her

That would be dark Or even darker Diana I've done a bust in Yeah tell the truth Yeah Who glopped you And boom

The CIA The CIA I think it fucking was as well Okay I've got a controversial one Okay Epstein This is crazy

You're thinking your brain is getting the exact same places minded. Bring his ass back but get him in the situation where you're like bring him back in here so we can hold him down and like find out. Be like, come on just tell us tickle him till he says the three get feathered

stop fine I'll tell you fine I do have an egg-shaped penis I have the answer there what? Haramba oh yeah that's when everything started going wrong him dying set us on a dark part

yeah you guys on a dark fuck I've never been happier you've never been happier what contrarianism taken to a moon fucking load

I can't believe he said that that that's maybe the most the most audibly distressed I've ever been on the past she's checking on us

because that was fuck that was fuck I was talk about the timeline now about who aren't they damn He deserved it He deserved it I like the means

It's just like Harambe next to George Bush And it's like, how deep does this go? He'd need some secrets, man Who else? Einstein? He was clever Oppenheimer make another one

make one even bigger um yeah I think that about covers it no one from England because they fucking suck yeah there's no one worth any well like Freddy Mercury uh nah um yeah bringing back getting to co-lab with Ed Shear and then kill him again

um no we have no no this is where we we have to bring back Freddie Mercury, you've got, it's got to come from the death note. They're both equal. So you're going to kill someone to... Yeah, so you bring Freddie

Mercury back, we kill Etienne. I think that's a fun cycle you could get Jeffrey Epstein in, like, I'm going to write your name in the death note unless you tell me the truth. Just to prove it to him, just like, keep doing it for a few days. Fuck, that's horrible. Yeah, but because it's going to...

I know he's Epstein. That's kind of fuck. No, but surely you can add another level of this, because if there's got to be an equal. call one in the alive note if you're killing all these people to get Epstein to talk who do you bring back who's alive to make it more like of a threat to him who are you killing you know who you're killing random people but you've got to bring people back and if you bring someone back who's like the arch nemesis of Epstein or are you adding this as a rule well

yeah to kill someone you have to alive someone yeah yeah so who do you kill you can kill anyone to you know for Epstein so every time you kill him who he bring him back and then is it are you doing two people because sholaine epstein just keep swapping them out yeah it's with one of them talks yeah because surely surely epstein's had some people whacked yeah this is probably what the CIA would do if they had the death on a live note yeah maybe they do yeah just come up with creative tortures that if you don't tell me, I'm going to drop a piano on your head with the death note. Hmm, well, maybe.

Come on guys, a live note someone. No, yeah, the first man. The first, the first. Yeah, you don't have his name. You have to have a name, don't you? What about Nero? No, he's like the hedonistic fucking captain. Well, no, but.

But, but... He'd fucking love it. No, you bring him back, like, chain him up or whatever, and then be like, okay, what really happened? Yeah, from a historical, like... Yeah, and then wipe him out and bring back Caesar. Oh, a really... He's kind of cool.

He's kind of cool. What's the original recipe to that salad? The Colonel. A live note, the Colonel. Colonel KFC. Now, a psycho strategy would just be like... Don't actually, like, think of anyone, but just, like, write a name down. Burger King.

You know? Yeah. Like, make up a name. Yeah. You just, I want to alive Warren Dingelstein. You know? Would you ever know if he was real? How would you know he, how would you feel the effect of him being?

Yeah, what if you just created a man? Or what if you bring back, like, 300 guys that, throughout history. Yeah, that's another issue because we've obviously been here so long. Some people share the name. There must be so... There's fucking free James Houses in calm. Like, you know, if you type that in, you're going to get so many fucking people.

Which one dies? Do they all die or just one of them? There are some logistical issues with the alive note, huh? And the death note. No. Well, surely there's always a safe bet there. Because surely there's not many people called Adolf Hitler. Because if you bring back Adolf Hitler...

Throughout history? I think there's not that many. I reckon there's at least two. Well, it was probably more popular before he was around. Yeah, that's always the case. But it's just like, you know, if you've got to kill off Adolf Hitler, the expense of Adolf Hitler, you've got to make that trade. Which one dies?

Which one are lives? Or do you just have to wait in until you kill the white one? Or bring back the one one? But he's already dead. It's like G-mod when you're constantly duplicating the G- to try and bring back the white one. Awful question. No, the alive note's an awesome note.

I hate the alive note. I hate the alive note. Why? The alive note. It rolls off the tongue for a start. What's the opposite of rolling? Unrolling? Actually, that's like the same thing.

Yeah, it's getting rolled. Unrolling is to like unravel. So it's like rolling... But you're rolling something out. Left or white? Yeah, like if you roll something from... But that's all perspective. You roll it up.

If you turn around 182 degrees, left is now white and white is no left. It's the same. 182 degrees. 80 degrees. I'm just saying it's all about perspective. Wow. I would a live note that slug I stood on the other day. Really?

What was this name? Slug. Why are you standing on slugs? What was an accident? I've never stood on a slug by accident. Do you not look where you're going? Well, I do, but I go into the garden to put something in the compost, and there's often slugs around that area.

It's a good thing you didn't slip and cartoon die. Then you need to put my name in your live now. Alex... Slug. He'd swap me for the slug. Now bring you both back At the expense of two other slugs I'd bring back

Wallace's voice actor Oh shit yeah So we can just grind out some more sequels Well at least so we can get like a really good voice profile And build a really good Wallace AI Yeah Then we can get like a Spiderverse inspired animated Wallace and Gromit film

That'll be fresh and different Yeah, I want to see Wallace fighting the Meg Wallace in Gromit versus Kong Versus Slug I hate that film man I hate that fucking King Kong versus Godzilla Dingle Kong Yeah, it's one of my least favorite films I've ever seen

I say that sort of shit a lot on Joe This is the best thing I've ever seen this is the worst thing I've ever seen. No, King Kong versus gong. So boring. But the Call of Duty co-lap event was really good. Yeah, that was fine. When's Wallace going to be in Fortnite?

They can't. Or Call of Duty. He's not popular enough. Excuse me? The market for him is UK. How many Fortnite players are there in the UK? Like 10. Call of Duty can have Wallace, Fortnite can have Gromit.

I want to see Wallace PubG against the penguin I think this battery out of shit man Yeah but what one does apex A chicken With the fucking legs The penguin with the chicken hacks The train

That I get you Oh man What a dystopian nightmare This a live note is created I think the Alive Note has made a utopian nightmare So saying about the Alive Note It's theoretically possible to exist

Well of course Well what do you mean? No Well in a simulation You just console commands That's what the Alive No basically is If we're in a simulation and that simulation is G-Mod Then yeah Any game, any computer

Well is Life not G-Mod basically one's the same. But like, what if you're like... Like, you've seen someone fall down a hill. You've seen me while down a hill. It's the same as it is in G-Mod. Yeah. But like, imagine that feeling, right?

You write David Bowie in the Alive note, and then he manifests and he's just like, what have you done? Yeah. Imagine getting told off by David Bowie. I'd kill myself. Yeah, you write. You bring Einstein back in his, like,

well, now you broke it. It's like, Einstein is like, you broke it. Mm-hmm. Oh. shit and then you're what and then you're like well do you want me

to put your name in death note then yeah yeah I guess that's evil and you're like what you want to go in this one then

surely that's kind of fucked up because you've just brought them back and they're they're dealing with the consequences of your actions but then you just giving it back to them of you can kill them and now they've got a whole thing

going on in their head like I could die again you're like traumatising them you're keeping them in a trauma cycle These two items make you a god. Well, get that's the whole point of it, isn't it? Yeah, that is kind of what Death Note is. No, but the Alive Note changes things even more.

Yeah. We need to write an anime. This is the sequel. Death Note. Elypsis. Alive note. The God of Life drops the Alive note. But, okay.

Oops, I dropped the Alive Note. hope this is used responsibly I'd bring back I'd bring back every dog that had ever died bro there wouldn't be any that would fuck the ecosystem like the unbelief I'm gonna just bring back its food sauce as well

there'd be nothing left for human so many rats New York would just the dog food sauce hey you saw the rats the dog versus rats and fucking... True, they wouldn't eat them though they were just hunting them

yeah, they were killing them and probably eating a few like they're seeing as seagulls just like fucking eating a ball maybe this is getting like too morbid

like bro, you pass that line in a while I'll go but like you like have this cow he's got a nice name called like Ruby Ruby Giuliani

Giuliani you cook and eat it and then immediately write its name and the your live note does it like yeah come back as the steak you know this is why I'm saying Einstein would say it's broken

it's broken you know it's like that energy is gone but you're bringing it back you're creating it from nothing you broke it you must be a god yeah I'll be like what what if you're

a live note Jesus what are you bring back yeah That would break everything, man. Jesus and Muhammad. Yeah. Then you got... You can...

To box each other and moit Thai. Then bring back Buddhas that the next appointment do ever wins. Imagine that would be a fire podcast. Yeah. That's how I definitely use it selfishly. Yeah. Yeah.

Just have Jesus on the podcast and be like, Yeah. What about you have? You have like, you have Mohammed and Jesus and you make them argue about religion on your podcast. You could frame it like a debate, like a political debate.

Have Joe Rogan fucking moderate. Dude, we need to write a live note. This is a fire TV show. No. We don't need to wire the AI can. Yeah. Do you want me to plug it in? What if you wrote in the death note?

AI? Yeah. Then you find out if it's alive. That's a good chat. That's a good chat. A good chat. Shall I see what it generates? What AI?

Like if I use church E.P.T. right now. No, put in. Generating a political debate between Jesus and Muhammad. I don't think it will let me do that. Okay, Buddha and Mohammed. Should I see if it understands the concept of an Alive Note? Write me, should I put synopsis? Yeah.

Synopsis for a story about, how can I phrase this? The opposite of death note, i.e. a live note. Write me a synopsis for a story about the opposite of death note, i.e. a live note. This is what movie execs are doing right now. Do you think that's enough? Yeah. For a story about the opposite of death note, a live note. Title, a live note.

Synopsis. In a world where a mysterious supernatural notebook, once again, finds its way into the hands of humanity. The balance between life and death takes an unexpected twist. A live note follows the story of Aden, an ordinary young man who stumbles upon the extraordinary power

of the fabled notebook. Unlike its infamous counterpart, the death note, the alive note possesses the ability to grant life to anyone whose name has written within its pages. With each entry, the chosen individual will be granted an extension of their lifespan, returning them from the brink

of death, or preventing a life-threatening situation altogether. Oh, lame. Initially, Aidan views the Alive Note as a miraculous gift using it to save his terminally ill sister and best friend from certain death. However, as new spreads of the notebooks

exist, he's just using the plot. Chaos ensues as people become desperate to gain possession for it, for their own selfish desires. A secret organization known as the Harmony Keepers emerges believing that controlling the alive note is the key to ushering

a new era of everlasting life for humanity. On the other side a covert group called the sentinels of fate aims to destroy the notebook fearing its ability will disrupt the natural order of life and death. Caught on the crossfire of these opposing forces, Ada must decide whether to use the alive note responsibly, ensuring that life is preserved with just intent. He embarks on a journey of self-discovery, grappling with moral dilemmas and learning that tampering with life's natural cycle has unforeseen consequences. As the battle for the Alive Note intensifies, Aidan's values and principles are tested. He encounters individuals from all walks of life, each with their own reasons for seeking

the power of the notebook. The story delves into complex themes of morality, the value of life, and the balance between human aspiration and the fundamental laws of nature. In the end, Aidan must make a choice that will not only determine his destiny, but also the fate of the Alive Note. Will he find a way to use this extraordinary power for? for the greater good, or will he succumb to the allure of unlimited life, leading to disastrous consequences for the world as he knew it?

A live note is the gripping tale of life, sacrifice, and the profound impact of our choices. Lame. Lame. It didn't, it didn't. Why'd they take it to the harmony keepers and the sentinels of faith? Yeah, that shit's lame as hell, man. Nice one chat, GBT, you idiot. Should I just put like

Nah, but what would happen if you brought back Jesus with it? Yeah. Brought back Jesus with it. Bringing back Jesus with it. Bringing back Jesus with the alive note would present an incredibly profound and complex scenario given that Jesus is considered a religious and spiritual figure with significant

implications for various faiths. His resurrection would have far-reaching consequences on a global scale. The return of Jesus would trigger worldwide debates, controversies and questions about the nature of divinity, the afterlife and the validity of religious beliefs. Some might interpret it as a divine miracle,

reaffirming their faith and inspiring a newfound era of spiritual awakening. others could perceive it as a threat, fearing the disruption of their religious beliefs and principles. The Alive Note could raise ethical questions about tampering with historical figures and the potential disruption of the natural order. People might debate whether it is right to bring back someone who has already passed away and how it could impact the timeline of history.

Moreover, the actions of these who possess the Alive Note and attempting to bring back Jesus could lead to conflicts among different religious and ideological groups. The world will be divided between those who see it as a profound, blessing and those who see it as a dangerous manipulation of sacred events regardless of the debates debates and divisions the return of Jesus

would undoubtedly spark a worldwide investigation by scholars, religious authorities and government trying to understand the nature of this event and its implications on faith science and humanity have a theory civilization is the live note

it would just become civilization because it would just be like oh I can write a name in the book because I've got one of points and you bring back an idol or great merchant, a great engineer. Who could be trusted with the alive note? Me. Who could be trusted with Jesus? Do you think he would do Coke?

But that's, no, but did it even use the fact that, like, the second coming of Christ? Right? Yeah, it did kind of allude to that. What's the second coming of Christ? Well, I mean, that's like when the end times are or whatever. Bring back Jesus. No, but they'd be happier that he could then be on a podcast So that they could listen to each week

Do you think he would become like a ego Tick-toker? Yes No, we'd just start a fire podcast and move to L.A. And do Coke? He'd do much more than Coke, brother. Excuse me, what were you eluding to? He'd be doing life. No, I was going to know, because...

The life book. Christian, you know, he knows Christian. shouldn't they do kids. Life note. Oh, I see. Is that what we were calling it? Life note. Alive note.

Why? Alive note. The alive note. But death and life, not death and alive. Dead or alive. Boom. Okay, yeah. We'll be back after Alex's messages.

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Yeah, I'm just getting bushings. Bushing, baby. Like Bussy. That's Bussing. That's Bushing. That's George Bushing. I want to hunt for some Bussy. Does I just say that aloud? Oops.

That's that I do that. That's only bell in my head. It's right behind me, isn't it? Ah! Wee! The clockwork Bussy. Should I get... Actually, we need to generate a story about the clockwork bussy.

No, no, we've got to be done with that, but come on. Go over to the question. But listen, man. This is the second part of the show where we head over to Patreon and... No. Reddit. We head over to Reddit and answer some beautiful questions from our clockwork redditors. But right before I do that, there's one more alive note to I want to shout out.

Okay. Steve Irwin. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Come on. No. Have him debate, Jesus. But yeah, this is the part of the show We head over to the JARP Media subreddit

Suggestion thread, not FNAF. I'd have a fight, Steve. Where, yeah, just leave your crazy questions. Like, pull on face, dude, we've got one for you here, James. Can we get a Warhammer update from James? How's the modelling slash collecting going? Okay, so with Warhammer, obviously,

I'm deeply in Warhammer. I do, I keep up to date with all the new sets and whatnot. I'm always watching law videos it's always on top of that in terms of painting I made a mistake and that's that I bought a set that looks really

fucking cool really fucking cool they're one of the nicest units I like the look of fucking horrible to paint horrible to build I hate it no yeah because it's like so fiddly

if anyone will hammer nerds it's um quite a controversial unit because they're fucking shit value for money, but they are the flayed ones from the necrons and they have these like, what is supposed to be like skin wrapped over the

exoskeleton. Yeah, yeah. Really fucking horrible to paint. Really difficult to like build and it kind of sucked the joy out of it. But I do have some really fucking cool units in boxes to build. I've got a it's like a big spider unit. I can't remember the name of it.

But I bought that from the Warhammer shop. I've got some slanesh units because ultimately I'll build a full slanesh Charmy, and on a finish of a keep of secrets because they're fucking gorgeous, they're stunning, but I might pace on to paint that because I think they're so fucking cool. I don't trust myself. And I also have some other Age of Sigma units to build. I also have some of those units to build, but I'm just trying to focus on the Nacquins. And generally speaking, I do prefer fantasy, not Aja Sigma. Fantasy, like Vermintyedite. total war way fucking better but and those units are way they're just discontinued but I'm getting through it's just Nissan

has taken you got to prioritize huh yeah and you know Warhammer painting building is not cheap no it costs a lot I've dumped 500 plus pound into it already and I've got to prioritise the really fucking shit Nissan

that I'm building so yeah I've not built any in a while but at the same time it's like if I don't build them soon the paint's gonna dry out and I gotta buy new paints so I'll fucking do it so yeah I'll get back on it

I'm never gonna buy space marines though never worst unit in all of Warhammer they might be the poster boys but they're shit fuck off well miniature Ranny says feels like we're entering a new kind of crackhead Alex era

let chaos and Stogey's reign judging that the first half of this episode was just fucking chaos yeah how do you guys feel about that I kind of want to light up another stogy no no no no no nothing stuff in you

don't my throat is really being a bit ticker because I'm really breathing in the fuse have a drink have a little slurp oh you sound like Mr Crabs there man orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange

Orge, orge. There goes Hunter Biden's iPad. I think Alex is more level-headed, more conniving, more tricksy. I'm trying to be more cheeky than ever. Yeah. Chinky little lullied. I think it's up to the eye of the beholder.

The interpreter. somewhat well we have this we have this bizarre one from monkey mustard hello mingers I thought I would ask about internet zeitgeist and how they change over time for example number one there are six of these

older gen Z like you and millennials tend to break family guys around 10 years ago but now I'd say that the common opinion I see on the internet now is that family guy can be genuinely funny and some of its cutaways are genuinely hilarious two another obvious one is the Star Wars

prequels. Three, Tom Cruise was hated online 10 years ago. Think the famous South Park episode, which is even longer ago. But now he's constantly praised for saving blockbuster movies. Four, React YouTubers could barely breathe seven years ago, but now people like SQC and Hassan get millions of views. Five, the live action Scooby-Doo films and Roncoms from the 90s might mean girls and 10 things I hate about you being held as genuinely good.

Basically, a lot of that late 90s, early 2000s teen cinema, while being. seen as something less than cinema years ago. Number six, Brockhampton had the quickest turnaround from being loved in 2017 to almost being commonly despised in 2020. Sometimes when I'm listening to the cast, I notice that you guys still hold on to some early 2010 internet opinions, which isn't a bad thing, just wanted to hear you guys' thoughts. It's probably some I'm forgetting, but hey-ho. I think it's the passing of time.

No matter what it is, if it comes out and there's a reception in, over time, it's just going to change. that's the way There's also a misconception there that like the only reason we feel this way about these things is because it broadly was that you know Yeah

I haven't changed on Family Guy I feel the exact same way Yep Yeah and The thing is family guy Always had the capacity To be funny Yeah

And I always would say That the early seasons were funny Yeah And the It doesn't mean they are The odd occasional joke Would appear even in the more recent ones

but like as a whole that doesn't make it a good TV show yeah and again like stuff with the prequels is just the people who are able to be vocally uh what fragrant with their opinions online are like old enough to actually communicate that yeah you know whereas most of what you most of the feedback in the early 2000s about the prequels would have been people in their 20s people late teens who or whatever grew up with the originals or blah blah blah um The React YouTube's one is an interesting one though It's like a big thing right now

Yeah, but XQC especially Scumberg It's like a huge streamer For some reason He's like a dumbass I don't understand why Yeah, he's a fucking mom I don't understand it either

But you like stream like the dark night On Twitch Um And he's getting in all this heat Because I know But he's getting in this heat Because he's so He doesn't understand why people are criticising him

He doesn't see the problem of what he's doing Yeah, I think, yeah, everything I said about React content, 2016 is exactly the way I feel now. It's true. No, but at least, at least back then, the Reacters actually watched what they're fucking reacting to. Nowadays, they go make a fucking ham sandwich. Hmm. Yeah, they just leave. Like, there's all those montages of Hassan just, like, leaving the room.

imagine going to work quite you're doing something for your manager and then you just he watches you walk off and comes back half hour later you know what's the reception you're dickhead why so you're dickhead for doing it on stream if you haven't got a job but at least attempt to have one yeah it's just like I don't know I feel like I'll be so for having some kind of feature there's all these upload defaults when you upload a video right but for some kind of toggle where it was like yeah allow this to be react to and have some kind of revenue share feature what would be so bad about that because it means people can't get money

as in the streamers can't get more money than they're getting like hundreds of thousands of views like reacting off um like there's the JFK one and the um Kowloon Ward City one is like the lemon video yeah yeah that's the big one at the minute they're like a fucking hour long like fucking pay them if you're going to react

You're literally living in fucking mansions Fucking pay this heart This creator who's made a good video Scumbag Instead of fucking jerking into your flashlight You fucking comment He does have that disgusting fleshlight video Oh my god

Oh it's foul brother I don't think I want to know You can imagine him It's like the Kuma meme is him Literally Yeah he's like notoriously like gross yeah um he's got this like hairy flash yeah he's blonde he's got this hairy flesh you've seen the memes of him yeah i might have done but it's like he's just going

in a chair like it's a meme of like putting a sport fork in a plug socket you know that meme yeah yeah funny meme terrible person but then like even with the tom cruise thing like i'll debate him i'll fucking debate you excuse me i i've got no fucking brain cells but i've got enough to beat him. But yeah, with Tom Cruise, like, I feel like it's just, it's quite widely accepted that he's quite a strange guy. Like, two things can be true

at once. Like, yeah, Top Gun Maverick was fire. Also, he's a crazy motherfucker. Yeah. Okay. He cares. Also, apparently, he gives really good cuddles. I want to cuddle him. Which is worth a lot.

You know? Simon Pegg always says how, like, a lovely he is and stuff. I'm sure he is. Yeah. No, but he cares about his craft or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I don't see him as a terrible, but horrifying, like, it's scary. Like, the video of him, like, with this interview, like, sprayed him with water.

Oh, yeah. Actually, he is, like, it's the most fucking sigma shit imaginable. Like, the confidence, huh, yeah. Yeah. But polite, really polite. Why would you do that? Yeah. Yeah, but he keeps hold of his hand.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, but it's almost in a polite way, but he's, oh, fucking, no, horrifying. Yeah. Cool guy. He jumps off of clips on motorbikes. my respect yeah that's that's kind of all you need to do

to get respect in this that's like the the monkey man sort of like thing humans still have it's like this this guy's crazy and like I don't really want to be in a room with him but he drove a motorbike off of a cliff like I respect him and then it's like oh he didn't do it once

he did like six times yeah he clearly just kind of felt fun he did a base jump no he did a he did a Halo jump, sorry. Multiple. To get all those shots he had to do like 20 plus. Yeah. He fucking climbed the Burj Khalifa.

Yeah. In shorts. And then ran down it. That must be like a crazy life, though. Like, that's just like your week that week. It's like, well, I've got to do another. Awesome thing. Yeah.

I have to do the next raddest thing ever done by a person. I've got to fly a helicopter again, I guess. What more can I do? Yeah, they're kind of in a corner, aren't there? Yeah. This is, like, Fars and Furious took it there in a fucking lame way, but Vision and Popper as Possible's, they got to do space. Tom Cruise, in special.

He has to die in the movie and in real life. Like a stunt. That's the final. That's just a great sacrifice for the plot of the film. It's a great sacrifice for him. And then just like birdmane back in, you know. I bet the Scientologists have that. somewhere yeah there's a scientist scientists hmm yeah I don't know

shut the fuck up like I got the but this is the thing like there's a million internet zeitgeists yeah this one for everything like dude how much do you think your your period of existence influences your beliefs not that much it does mm-hmm you're a product of your environment in the towns you're living in for sure what do you think about this idea that like like no matter how much you love like 80s movies for example someone like from our age group that was not alive then no matter how much research we put in will always be lacking that opinion of of someone who lived through it and was there.

I think that's true. No, it's true because it's like, imagine someone now, like a little annoying motherfucking Zuma gets into Halo, right? They like love Halo 3, they love playing it on the Most Chief Collection. They will never know. Oh yeah, that 2007 was like. Yeah, yeah.

Like what it was actually like. Yeah. Monofer 2. You had to be there. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Drifting cars in the 2000s. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. You'll never be there. You never know it's like to be conscripted into the trenches and dive. That's what I'm glad. I'm glad I get to avoid. I like just being an armchair historian on that one. Yeah. Yeah.

I disagree, though. Yeah, no, but have you not realised that the main one we lived through is 9-11? Nobody ever know. We barely even lived through that. I did. I was having my tonsils out. Was that really hard? Yeah.

Well What do you think about this one from Mal here to Bear Bear Jar Media cast members and audience In the last episode I overheard some chuckling in the background And it occurred to me There's never been a woman on the cast before Let alone a guest in a long time Two questions

Are y'all opposed to bring on a guest in the near future And could that chuckling in the background Be a motherfucker of yours once we meet once we meet someone who's worthy to be a guest they'll be a guest yeah yeah we cannot have women on the cast

because we all start profusely sweating and getting tearful yeah I got to chill down my spine when I even have to say it also don't assume that we're not don't assume that we're not all gay they could be a man Gay through, um, like necessity, not through natural, you know.

Is that like a branch of insult dimmer? It's like, fine, I'll be gay then. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. Does it have like a term? Yeah. Gay. Ha ha ha ha ha. My phone.

Sorry, I keep flicking. Doing. What do you guys think? this one from Blanscape. What do you three gooners think about time travel, both as a narrative device in fiction and as a theoretical concept in general? How plausible, for example, do you think visiting either the past or future might be in altering history and leading to the creation of paradoxes as explored in the back-to-future trilogy, or even prompting the creation of new timelines as presented in something like endgame? Alternatively, do you think, like me, the any time

travel element is best presented through the Novikov self-consistency principle. The theory stipulates that any individual or object could travel back in time would immediately become part of history and cannot alter or give rise to something like a paradox since it was always going to happen. Um, no, time travel name. Woo! Thank you for your addition to the conversation. No, on a narrative point, from a narrative thing in any type of media, I

I think when this whole time travel thing gets added, it kind of just ruins it. Do you know what the cringiest thing is? The only movie I can think of off the top of my head that most like accurately portrays time travel, how I understand it, is light year. Genuinely. The concept being because he can't. keeps going the speed of light, right? And when you travel the speed of light, your time relative to everyone else is different.

I thought you didn't finish that film. I didn't. It's trash. I hate that film. That film is so fucking trash. Do not watch that film. It fucking sucks. And it tries to pull this like,

oh, Buzz, you keep going through time and I'm like missing you and stuff. And I'm getting old and you're staying young. It's like, give a shit. It's fucking Buzz Lighty. He's a toy. Fuck off. You are a toy.

yeah someone needed to tell him that in the film um but yeah like time travel to the future is obviously how cool would that have been buzz he goes back in time he gets stuck in the old west oh yeah who the fuck are you you know what he says to buzz um but that's the thing like i i i i as a rule i don't love it in movies i think in back to the future it's fine because it's so like campy and kind of poppy and silly and it's the whole concept yeah it's the whole thing do you know it's my favorite my favorite media to feature a timeline hmm I'm just filling the quota oh no is there time traveling

oh yeah the rebuilds are like a different timeline oh god is it evangelical yeah I haven't even fucking watched it no that's the thing like I was I got to admit when like the the the the situation they wrote themselves in in that Avengers movie that could only be solved with time travel that is a bit like lame cop out you're there now and then they're like make up these excuses like why can't you do that again then half the movie is like just explaining it yeah like really trying to narrow down why x y and z won't work and why they can't do it again and blah blah blah yeah they

sure that's kind of boring it's why time travel going backwards doesn't make sense Going forward, kind of cool. Forward absolutely makes sense because we're doing it right now. Yeah. Okay, another obligatory insert, Dark Souls. Doesn't have time trouble? Literally does. Really awesome.

The D.C. You go back in time. In Dark Souls 1. In Dark Souls, if you do the DLC. Right. And if you read all the item descriptions, there's all this stuff about what Artorius did, Arturius being this great knight that fought the abyss. at the start of the D.L.C.

You kill Artorius. Okay. So you go back in time and do the stuff that history says Artorius did. But it was actually you the whole time. Because you killed him. You're the one that did that.

Oh. Awesome. Yeah. You can probably do some cool stuff with video games, actually. And that's like a skill in such a way. Yeah. Titanfall.

Yeah. Yeah, really cool. Because again, like, you're in this wreckage that you are flicking to like forward and backward in time. Yeah, that's experience the wreckage. There's something I enjoy more about

dimension hopping than like time traveling. That makes any sense. Like Spiderverse. Like Spiderverse type stuff where they're not like jumping through time, are they? They're jumping through dimensions. But they imply that they're like in the timelines

of these dimensions there are core things that have to happen. That's kind of what this. Yeah. yeah and even then we don't know like how that resolves or yeah what more there is to reveal about that um yeah i think unless it's like baked into the entire concept from the beginning it's not my favorite thing so often especially in like the big poppy franchise stuff it's often like the well we're in such a mess we've written ourselves into such it's what x-men did it's what

x-men did it's yeah comic properties built at the time it's like we got a hard reset this let's just go back in time let's just get ourselves out of this and just start again or whatever. Yeah. Some movies have done it in a really cool way there. There's this Spanish movie I kind of remember. I think

it's Spanish. About like, it's this scientist, the spoiler alert for the movie I can't remember the name of. But it's the Spanish scientist comes up with this time travel machine.

But, like, the, the first half of the movie, he's, like, being pursued by this guy. Is it prime, though? I don't, maybe. Like, I watched it when I was, like, 50. Yeah. But it turns out, like, he's the villain, and he's trying to, like, stop himself from doing it in the first place. And then it's just this infinite loop. Okay.

I don't know. I might take this out. Spoiler warning. It depends if you guys care. The latest Indiana Jones. Dial of destiny Is there time travel? It's the dial of destiny

The plot is Mads Mukleson He's such a hyper-Nazi Where he And he's so confident in himself His plan Is to go back in time Kill Hitler

Take his place but do it right Wow That's actually kind of fucking That is an awesome idea Yeah But he like gets the dial of destiny And it's like Get into all this crescendo

And they like go through this like portal thing in the clouds but they got the calculations wrong and accidentally go to ancient Greece so they're like flying this World War II plane around like these trabusha like it's like a yeah it's like Romans fighting the Greeks

Jesus Christ and it's like yeah it's getting up to that point it's like not it's like really boring but like once it got to that I was like this is crazy this is like such a cool weird idea yeah that's kind of awesome And, like, they're building up to, like, indie, he's like, I just want to stay here. This is, like, my dream.

This is, like, my wish. Like, because, like, at the start of the movie, he's teaching about, like, ancient Greece and his class and stuff. And he's just, like, so dumbfounded by what he's seeing. And he's kind of, like, he's injured and he's like, I just want to stay here, man. Fuck this. But then, uh, his sidekick knocks him out and, like, takes him back. Why now, so? What the fuck?

Because they've got to be able to, if they wanted to, make more. Yeah. Oh that shit Indy should have died on the Battlefields of Syracuse Yeah On the size of the Greeks Yeah

Unerthing all this He can't do more though He's like Yeah that's what's so stupid No he can't The AI can Yeah So yeah

I guess I'll put Spoilers or something in there Spoilers for a pretty bad movie It sounds way cooler Than like it actually comes together In the movie Like It's kind of

of like a subvert moment where like you're genuinely not expecting it to go there um and then it does go there and then like right when you think it's kind of like concluding kind of a satisfying way for him it's like just whips it away yeah it's things we just mentioned dark souls i guess smain choker says i'm considering playing all the dark souls games for the first time but i'm very put off by the response to two can i skip it all together or should i tough it out skip it I skip it I skipped two

I finished one and then just started three you didn't finish three there no I feel like I feel like I've spent enough time not playing it where I just have started again might as well you know yeah um

yeah I think it's it's this is one of those things where it's come round to being like a a hot take say Dark Souls 2 is trash Is it? I think it's come around that way

Yeah I think the general You think when you hated it It was still generally Kind of like liked It the general consensus at first Was that it's It's a good game

But it's a bad Dark Souls game Which is just like No such fingers Dark Souls It's a terrible Batman Yeah It's like why are you messing with this though It's either like

A good game or it's a bad game and it's called Dark Souls 2 so if you're saying it's a bad Dark Souls game it's not a good game yeah when I just call it piss shit fuck you you know it's trash don't play it I hate it

I have every now and again I'm like you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna do it I've heard enough people saying now that it's all right like it's a good game and this isn't to say like there aren't redeeming qualities but every time I play it

I'm like this just feels trash this feels wrong so do you think it looks wrong if it was called fantasy night killer and it was like the same game pretty much like some of the names changed no one would care

it would be the same tier as like the surge guys they made the purge no the surge the Dark Souls like Cyphi yes yeah yeah and they made that other one that people were just like like Ashen and stuff like that

Yeah, it'll be on that level And if Dark Souls 2 was Released instead of Dark Souls 1, do you think Dark Souls would be the genre that it is? Absolutely not. No. So then to release a sequel to that game And for it to be Dark Souls 2

Like, I get you. Yeah. Not worthy. Another one for you, Jim. Gobbling Crazy 3 says Question for Jamie parentheses beast you talked about your protein powder and creatine consumption

so I'd assume you must go to the gym how's it going as a power lifter is epic to see the beast taking up lifting baby I think it's going

good yeah he still hasn't beating me in a fight though so what's it all for after the last couple years you've been like

dabbling but you'd never gotten into that routine but you've been in this hard routine for like quite a long time now it's not even that hard

it's like just a commitment yeah I just see like even if it's I tend to do like two three days a week that's it

yeah you know but when I'm in there it's like all or nothing like I need to like that was your problem before though was you'd go way too much

all and you'd damage yourself so then you couldn't do it for ages yeah he still does that he doesn't know because he's coming Yeah, you do damage yourself. No, that's what I didn't realize, though, because early on this summer, well, I mean, more like May time. Yeah.

I was going, like, four, five days a week. Yeah. And that was too much. Like, it is, it isn't necessary. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So then I ended up after, like, I spent a whole day training my back and then I was doing, like, a pole day.

And I just fucked my back. Yeah. And then I was like, this isn't working. So then I reduced it and found that... You're actually getting better results doing less. I'm getting better results doing less. I'm eating more for sure. Yeah.

Eating way more. And like, definitely some of what I'm putting on is fat. But I'm also getting stronger. Yeah, that's fine. You want to be a strong boy? Yeah. Yeah, and it is just about, like, saying to yourself, like, these days I'm going to do it, and then, like, nothing stops that.

Like, if you had a shit day at work, it's easy to be, like... I'll just do it a different day. Yeah, I'll do it a different day. And then that day comes, and it's like, no, I'll do it another day, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I keep doing that, yeah. Yeah, whereas once you're like, this is what I do, you do it. Mm. Right

Simple as Simples Yeah Well Let's end on this one from the Cameron Cox then How much AI do you use to edit these jarcos? I don't actually Care how far you go

But I think it is interesting Because it's a lot to go through every week I've never used any AI Yeah we do Unless you count like Some of the passes on the audio file For like getting rid of certain bits but I don't really think that

particularly counts in the way they're bringing it up anyway. The normal episode though was AI. That was written by AI. Yeah. That was full on automaton's flesh suits. Yeah, flashlights just come to life.

Hairy fleshlights just talking. You could say it's even Freddie. Yeah, you could say it's even Freddy. Freddy Flashlight. Furry pizza. Wee! Me?

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