JAR Media Posdact - The Barn Boys - JARCAST Episode 140

Episode Date: November 19, 2018

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Alex. I'm the host of the JAR Media POSDACT. I'm here with Jim to my right. Yo, what's up, little homies? And James over there, doing what he normally does. Being awesome. Hello.

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That is our phrase Please don't sew us This is episode 140 guys Can you believe it 140? 140 Really? Is it? For those who are just listening I've got this little A4 sized sign

with the, like, customizable letters and numbers, so... Oh, yeah, we can see it there. Yeah, on the video, you'll be able to see that it says JAR Media Posdak episode 140. So we actually know what number it is, because we sit down and we're like, right. Yeah. We intro it and then we're like, shit. We don't know what episode it is. Ever since episode one, we've been doing that.

Yeah. And half the time, we just, like, one of us is like, it's probably episode 43. Another one's like, no, it's 48. And let you know, sometimes we actually do know the number. I'm sure that's true but the numbers are the only distinct thing of the jarga since the names are just like

have no correlation to anything we actually talk about at all well the titles are the videos yeah they're just they're just it's like we're looking at a meme on Instagram it's just okay that's more to it than that normally it is founded in something relevant

relevant to the topic no I completely disagree with that why I drive the thumbnails sure I'll give you the thumbnail I drive a car so fast become anime Yeah, because you were talking about anime and cars that episode No, no, because we really pre-plan that title

What about, um, hot girl booty, Spider-Man? That was when Spider-Man was revealed to be in Civil War There's always something Yeah, we're like grasping as straws though Like, I actually asked on Twitter What is the best jar-cast title and thunder? I saw this and the anime car one My favourites being brain-perish scene,

which is fantastic. The truth about being borne, parentheses with secrets. A certain hater returns and extremely funny episode, which the name of the episode isn't that funny, but alongside their hippo chasing a naked man is funny.

That picture is being memed recently. I've seen it on Instagram. It's popped up out of nowhere. Unreal. What are you saying, Jaws? like ahead of the meme game? We are...

Potentially. So ahead of the curve that if you listen to this, you are being born again. No, isn't it we're so ahead of the curve? We are the curve. We are creating. We are, like, there's the curve, right? And people, they join in after the

curve, they're holding on. We are surfing at the front of the curve. Go in, ooh, mama! There's some cool surfing music. A lot of people like, the yes no maybe I don't know can you repeat the question oh that was awesome yeah you're welcome for that a couple of the standouts were four funnies episode

one which had the picture of hey Arnold and one more mother effing grommet I just like the thumbnail for that one of the best one well for the grommet one yeah just you doing that? I'm firing my laser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? So, uh, how are we doing this last week? Anything that might happen? Anything grandiose? Um, no, I don't think

anything's happening. I feel like this every week. Um, yeah, uh, I did a bunch of research for a video I'm making. Continued research. How was that? I got to say I, I didn't suck and was terrible and pissed me off. Um, but

I just hate this time this time of the year man I just can't do it I think you're a bit of a hypochondriac no tell me what is a hypochondriac do you not know what it is I'm asking you

what is it it's when you like overreact to to a certain diagnoses you know for example our dad someone who lived in like Australia in New Zealand where the weather isn't quite so ridiculous at this time of year.

And he finds himself feeling quite down upon this time. It's called seasonal affective disorder or something. Yeah, sad. Yeah. Which you don't have. You don't know that? Yeah, I do. No, you don't.

I'm a physicist. Anyway. Why did you ask me what a hypochondract is? Because I felt like you were just doing that thing where you just say, word and you don't actually know what it means. No, you always do it. Like when? Like, whenever you have a cold?

You always say, you and Ruben always say this and it's like, when? To be honest, I've actually never known Alex of a cold. Yeah, see? I do not know. No, that doesn't mean that when you do have one, you don't sort of play it out a little bit. Only if mum or dad ask me. Jim, Jim. Just because then mum's like, oh, do you want me to go to the supermarket for you?

I'm saying, all right I don't think Jim's ever had man flu Jim? Yeah Yeah, he has He's like, oh my eye What? I hurt my toe

I'm gonna have to wear sandals a week Your hypochondriac as well Not being a real PC gamer Because of your eye No, no No, that that does not count I'm not making that What are we referencing

Because I can see I don't think people have any Just think about what you just said You're not a PC gamer because of your eyes James refuses to use mouse and keyboard I don't refuse I physically can't Because apparently It's not apparently it's real

I don't make this up I'm not doing this to get attention Because you don't guys don't give me attention I just don't understand the difference between using a mouse and keyboard And a controller Because I sit there with my arms like that To have my arms out of you It's just like having it there

and having to do that like fucking triggers my eye and I have spasms and I fucking pass out Jim this isn't funny it's a bit funny if you had my problems you'd understand

I feel like you could apply that to many things if you had my problems you'd understand yeah if you had my problems you'd understand so there was a very very funny post on the Jarm Media Reddit that I would like to read do it it's in regards to

you guys know that illumination the studio behind yeah yeah minions despicable me Shrek

Secret Life of Pets the Shrek the Shrek reboot they're making a movie based on Mario what? Wait, it's them

yes no you're a bit late to that one but yeah I knew that a Mario animated movie was coming out

but nothing Yes, the absolute worst studio could have been is making that film. My name is dead. Odyssey? What fuck's up? But anyway, a user

called, weirdly enough, James underscore House has written their predictions for what they think the trailer is going to be. You're saying that someone's... That's me. Well, you didn't write this, but they happen to have you on it. No, no. I bet that

That's my account Alex But listen this is their This is their theory On how the first trailer For this Illumination Mario Bros movie is going to go Trailer starts Generic epic music plays Gold text over a dark red background reads

The greatest hero of all time Is back on his biggest adventure yet Cuts to Mario in a dimly lit room wearing a G string dancing to a Katie Perry song Luigi enters turns on the light, music stops. Mario freezes. Mario, what are you doing?

Whoa, nothing, Luigi. Mario slowly brings his arms up for a dab. Cuts to unrelated shot of Toad. Awkward! Mario's voiceover plays over a montage of him saving Princess Peach from Bowser. I'm so tired of doing the same routine over and over again. I want to something new.

cuts to Master Hand from Smash coming down from the sky to terrorize citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom cuts to unrelated shot of the three minions stand in Gumba saying whoa Mario says we're gonna have to assemble a team to take this thing down cuts to a Deadpool 2-esque montage of interviews starting with Yoshi Luigi says so what can you offer to our team Yoshi shoots his tongue out takes Luigi's hat Mario says You're in. Cut to an interview with Toad.

So what can you offer? Toad looks up at the camera in a pussy in boots from Shrek-like manner. Big cute eyes. He's definitely in. Various generic shots of meaningless action set pieces are intercut with Princess Peach, now dressed in a badass leather jumpsuit beating up people and showing she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man. There'll probably be something about bowels of burping up fireballs and going,

Sorry. Starring Steve Carell as Mario, Chris Pat as Luigi, Dwayne of Rock Johnson as Bowser, Chris Rock as Gumber, James Corden as Toad, and Riano as Peach. Mario goes up to a large, intimidating henchman character. And who are you?

Hang on, I did it a wrong way around. Mario goes up to a large, intimidating henchman character. And who are you? Are you kidding? It's a me! Mario! Who? Super Mario the movie comes on screen

Final gag Mario jumps up to punch one of those coin blocks Hirts his hand Cuts to Gumba's going Ah that's gotta hurt Coming soon Okay I did not make that post Do you know

You see what I mean? He made a mistake Why would it be gold on a red background When it would be white Mario's colours White What where's white on Mario? His logo? That's what, isn't it? The M?

Yeah. I know more about Maui than you, Jim. I bet you a lot of that is going to be true. It's going to have that kind of shit there. That exact, like, formula. I'm so tired of this. I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, it's spot that. It's just, they're not dumb.

They're not a dumb studio. Yeah, they are. Why erase millions, break an original story, and they're just going to copy and base it from one of the other movies? That's what the post is mocking. Because that's like, the default, like, trailer for one of these shit animated movies. No, but I'm not one about trailer. I'm one of the physical movies.

It's going to be the... It's going to be Codd Black Ops 5. Same as Black Ops 4. What are you talking about? It's just going to be one of their other movies. It's just going to be Mario. And it's going to be shit. I don't understand the link with Cod.

There's no link, Alex. There's no link. I don't know what you want about Alex. For those who are listening, he's just smacking. is Mike around like you're an abusive husband basically what I'm saying

no I think he's he's pretty much spot on yeah okay James House is spot on are the other gumba's gonna be they're like dibbies no the gombes no they're just gonna be minions there's gonna be

it's more likely that the toads would be dibbies because you don't want to see Mario like crush a dibby that's in the movie no but that's funny kids. Mario crushing a minion is fucking hilarious.

That's money-making material. So all this is going to be. At the start, oh, you know, where Illumination, their logo at the beginning is, like, always minions come in. Illumination! Imagine if they have, like, the Mario hat on. They're already wearing, like...

Yeah. They're basically cosplaying as Mario already. Yeah. Already wearing denim. No, they are going to, there's going to be minions in that movie. There's no point even hoping that... They're not going to be in the movie. No, they are definitely going to be in the movie.

There's gonna be straight-up. There will be a minion Easter egg in the movie. No, some character is just gonna be dressed up as a minion. Not true. 100%. Mario might just wear a minion costume. What do you think's more likely then that's gonna happen in the Mario movie? It's either gonna be the, I'm so tired of doing the same thing daily thing, or it's gonna be a kid is like siucked into the Mario universe, you know what I mean? There's no way they'd do that one.

Jim, I think that's actually way more likely than you think. What if it's just like... But what if it's Mario sucked into another universe? What if instead of Mario and Luigi going to save Peach? Peach and Mario go to save Luigi? Ah, yes. I feel like... Didn't Shrek do that?

They were like, let's empower the princesses and let's have them save the boys. I think you'll cut. There's going to be... There's going to be a chase. And it's just going to be a Mario Cutways. 100% there's going to be a fucking car chase in it that's probably a good bet

like that's so iconic you can just it's Mario Cut more people know Mario Kart than they do Mario I was straight upset a normal everyday person could Michaelize Mario Kart before they recognize a platform of Mario game so it's going to be a Mario Kart scene

are they going to do that thing that the Doom movie does where it like goes first person and then they're like shooting like in the movie you think it's going to be like a go to a 2D bit where he's running across like in Super Mario Odyssey

you know those bits where you go 2D will I go like I don't think it will go like pixelated just on its side yeah is there any hope for it no no no no no this is the death of Mario

once that makes more money they've already had an abysmal film before haven't there no no no no no because that that movie is going to make more money than Odyssey and then Nintendo I'm going to make a Mario game ever again it's just going to be Maui they will 100% 100% I'm confident

on this um even dream works could have done a better job get the madagascar team on it and it would be awesome it would be more than awesome it would be incredible i'm i'm i'm not in on this alex ex managascar ship you know i think he's wrong about steve corral though being mario yeah because he's already the main character of a different do you think they'll create like their own mario character and have like mario be the sidekick to like their own original character or something so mario doesn't have to talk all the time no no no so mario doesn't have to talk all the time No. So Mario is just going to be a character

Yeah. With a voice. Yeah. And then once the new smash process really well, that's going to be the next illumination movie. What if the guy that voices Mario in the games voices Mario in the movie? He doesn't have that celebrity name.

No, but he is not Mario. You can get voices for Luigi, Peach, whoever. But, like, Mario does... Steve Bouchemi is Mario. No, Steve Bouchemi could suit Luigi. I don't know about this awful idea embarrassing

it shouldn't be a movie it's opening the flood the floodgates to just adaptions and everything well that's been at that those floodgates have been open for decades no they haven't well this we're getting a Mario movie so obviously the floodgates are wide open

we've already had a Mario movie this is what you're forgetting that's a live action one wasn't it yes and it's still that wasn't that like a B-list movie I had a budget a budget A budget? But the directors

Their biggest inspiration was Blade Runner So they tried to make the set design Look like Blade Runner For a Mario movie So basically This is going to be like The Dark Souls of the Illumination movies

What does that even mean, you? I don't know But I really wanted a Dark Souls movie It's argued on a fiat Oh my God You can't blame him Yeah, I can It's because he was out on the field

today, you know, licking up poo of water. Mm-hmm. Do you want to know something fuked up? Yeah. Like, genuinely fuked up, not fianny? Yeah. Yes.

Like, an actual morally fuked story? Yeah. 100%. But I heard the other day. Yeah. Okay, so, um, how can I tell this without revealing any information about anyone? Um,

Say there's this guy, he's gay, right? Yes, which is... The fact he's gay is a huge... No, it is an important part of this story. The story. James is trembling. This gay guy has fancied this other guy for many years, right? But this guy that he fancies is not gay.

So he knows he doesn't stand a chance. Okay. However, this gay guy is friends with a... girl. So the straight guy is way more likely to go for the the girl than the gay guy. Okay.

So gay guy using the the girl basically catfishes the straight guy into getting nudes off him. Okay, that's a bit

that's morally fucking wrong just right that's just that's not good and the gay guy gets called out for it and everyone gets annoyed with the person who called them out

because they the gay guy's in the closet and they think it's um wrong hot damn yucked up right did you say this is real this is real yeah this is a real thing

okay so I love, wait, what, what? Did the gay guy send pictures of the girl? The girl sent, like, swapped nudes with the guy. She was just okay with that for some reason. So the guy thought he was swapping with, with a girl, but she was just giving them to the gay guy. Oh.

That is just a... You see? That's really fucked, I thought. That's just a horrible situation for the two people doing it. But everyone in the situation gets what they want. No, they don't Because the straight guy Gets catfish

Yeah, but you also gets a pair of thiddies Well, I suppose you're right No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because, I, okay, I'm going to straight up say that I'm not in on this whole, this whole culture around that shit Well, you mean, so surely, nudes Okay, no, let me allow a bit more Surely the guy shopping the nudes of the girl, no,

surely he's interested in her if he's doing nudes. So obviously, if he's being played, that's just fucking disgusting for them to do that. You don't just play with someone like that, just because you... It's fucked up to, yeah, to do that. That's private information, you know? But he found out,

and he said he felt violated. Yeah. Yeah, no. That's one point. If someone... If he never found out, then it would be a different story. It wouldn't be a problem.

If you knew that someone you were sending news to us, your news to someone else you'd be you'd be fucking disgusted you'd feel hurt yeah and that's what they're doing and that's just fucking wrong it's not cool at all which is why if you don't find out no harm done but yeah but people find out isn't it extra messed up that it was defended purely because the guy was yeah yeah that's for that's fucked up that's that's homophobic right there i mean it's not homophobic but it's homo it's treating people different based on yeah it's racist their sexual preference yeah racist yeah it's right it's raciste it's racist just because he's gay doesn't

mean he gets away of doing something old being involved and just being a bit of a cunt straight up yeah there's no excuse being gay doesn't make it so you're not a can't no I'm not saying that being gay doesn't mean can't not be creepy you know I mean yeah it's fiyacht fiyuk tub story yeah morally fj here here it's not morally fuck there because there is a correct answer it's morally incomprehensible no it's morally

understandable what it means your moral was a fucking shit if you do that well no it means you got a massive hard on they probably both did so you know fair enough yeah exactly god that's so messed up

the fact that like that's that kind of thing just couldn't happen a few decades ago yeah Oh well And I'll bet you It's all done If you discord Everyone in that situation

In Two months He'll be over Won't give a shit Well I think The girl obviously is Indifferent But the original guy

You might have some scars From that Yeah you probably would Actually How would you You'd have trust Trust issues Exactly

After something like that And you wouldn't want To do that stuff Well then he's learned A valuable lesson Although you do need to be careful as fjuck when you're just sending pictures all out and out. Yeah, 100%. I mean, James himself has posted Leafy's Willy on Twitter.

I have, yes. Where did that come from? From Snapchat, you know, when you take pictures of Snapchat, it saves them to miammaries. Right. So someone, I guess, hacked into his Snapchat, and you can access your miammaries from there. That's funny. So he just had little pictures of his dick in there. Who? Who? I don't know this person.

Leafy. Who? Leafy is here. I don't know who that person is. He's the commentary YouTuber who absolutely exploded. That guy from two years ago, he was available. I listened to that interview with him and Keem's style they did recently. How was that? It was odd.

Does he still sound like he's just doing drugs 24-7? Yeah. Wait, which one? Leafy. Keenstar doesn't do drugs He's got family Come on He only does weed

Yeah that was a strange video He was just like Yeah I kind of just got fed up And I got halfway through making a video Telling everyone that I was fed up But then I just sort of didn't I prefer that You reckon

I get so tired of YouTube as being like YouTube is lame now We got to do something There's a difference between doing like a rant video about YouTube and saying, look, I'm done, see you around. Oh, so he was saying he was done? Yeah. No, but people do that. No, but people do that I'm done thing to get views to them.

Yeah, because you can have a title like goodbye for stop or see you for stop. Or we're through. You know, if it's BFVGF, something like that. We're over. It's huge news. Even I watched it, and I don't give a shit about the channel. I mean James are going to make a YouTube channel BFVBF. Just going to prank the fuck out of each other.

Well, I'm trying to think of a good abbreviation for BF, so like, BF already is there an abbreviation. No, no, but I mean a word that, the reverse of an abbreviation that makes sense to remember six each, I'm trying to work out. Anyway. You know, I tried to watch the other day. Yes. I don't.

House of Cards. Oh, you mentioned, yeah. Oof. Um, ooh, who, like I'd heard it's bad. I heard it was really bad. The IMDB ratings are exceptionally low for a TV show. Based on the season before even, which wasn't a very good season, but that even had high ratings still.

It's got like threes every episode. Threes out of ten. Wow. Super low. Obviously, that's not a be-all-end all, but. point was that's rare so i was like well you know i'm curious now went in on the first episode just off the show looks wrong looks cheap you think it they'd started filming with production you would have thought there would be big chunks of some kind of writing it

at the very least planned and done some kind of story but it's just mentioned offhand by a character ever since Frank died and it's like that's really what you're going to do and part of the story is about Claire Underwood going against Frank's legacy

um how much how much more interesting is it inherently if she's going against him while he's still alive yeah you know just really weird I've commented like

it's as if finishing Breaking Bad without Walter White being in the last season yeah it's that strange to me I think I would have preferred it if they'd just recast him to be honest so the character was still intact in some way just lame

or or just not finish the show like yeah the out of the two it's either recast or just finish it whatever it's done but they did the stupidest thing possible what's one of their biggest like shows so Mama and Luigi

That's what I can say to that one Well, in a stark contrast to that Both you and I finished Mad Men Yeah, the whole show Not a relevant show by any means No But like, it is so good It's very good, yeah

I think it's one of my favourite ever In terms of TV shows It's rare to have a show go for like That many seasons And keep the main cast of characters especially with how many there are it's got a huge cast of yeah juicy so it's like it's like eight characters worth of character development just over seasons and seasons which is pretty unique in all sem we might do a video on it yeah

uh is blank as blank as they blank whatever the latest jar series yeah as blank as blank as they blank we did one on fallout of course on fallout 76 which came out dog shit James was very angry the day it came out. Okay, no, no, I'm intelligent. I didn't buy it. Normally people you say that they're intelligent are always intelligent. No, but who he gave Bethesda money? Well, we got it with some dodgy key websites.

Yeah, but where those keys come from, they come from, they come from... Yeah, they normally hand them out for free to companies. At the end of the day, I didn't pay for it. I didn't buy it. I'm the real, you know, mounted on top of it. You were moody as hell the day it came out. Yeah, you were extremely... You're acting as if you're really annoyed

that you weren't getting to play. No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop. No, okay, no, no, no. I wasn't. That whole thing was, like, messing about. I don't care, because at the end of day, I needed that money to buy for petrol anyway to get to work. So, you see, we're by a shit game.

What does that have to do with you not being moody? No, no, why would I be moody? You were moody, though. No, because we were arguing about gameplay, and you were saying, the gameplay is not like Fall Out New Vegas when it is. No, it's not. Four of us have played it.

And four of us... Fallout 4's gameplay is just re-skinned Fallout New Vegas, just a tiny bit better. Fallout New Vegas has re-screened Fallout 3, and that's a fact. Full-out 4 is not re-skinned New Vegas. The core gameplay is the same. Fallout 4 is more floaty than Fallout New Vegas.

No, it's not. 100%. Anyway, I feel like we've discussed that before. No, no, no, no, no. Point-wise James was moody. I'm not moody. you're not now but you were no he is now listen to him

I'm not moody when do I have the moody I'm not moody is that the name of this episode I'm not moody I'm not moody at the end of the day you bought it you've had your

probably two minutes of fun of booting the game you know that's it yeah and with that we'll be back fool out fucking cunts and with that we'll be back

after these messages these nuts just say Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, what? I like big titties and I like big butts. I like big tities and I like big butts. Yeah, did you know they've already modded Fallout 706?

There's already mods for it. Anyway, that Fallout thing is done. Do you want to hear more about Fallout? Because they just copy and paste, stop stretching my sock. If you want to hear more about Fallout, me and Jim did it an in-depth video on it, so go watch that and join me. out the 4-4 mods. They just copy and paste

of the 4-0-N-New Vegas was because it's the same game. Anyway, so this is the part of the show where jarlings and members of the Jami out there. How do you feel about Jami?

No, no. It's kind of like Angry Army. I don't want to rain. No, it's way better than Angry Army because it's just one word. The Jami.

Jarmie. And it also sounds a bit like we're a gang of people who wear pyjamas. Can we call ourselves Jarma? There's Jarma as well. Jarama. If you get loads of upvotes on Reddit, you get Jarma.

As in karma? Yeah. Anyway. No, you get drama. Drama. Anyway, this is the part of the show where we answer questions from the community. Over on the JAR Media Reddit, there is... I hate everything.

Just I put it? No. don't do that why would you do that yeah why did you do that the jar media subreddit there's a suggestion thread

which you can leave your own questions in but we might answer them so first one comes in from Charles Stiles mystery diner 42

IHE slash jar crossover suggestion Alex makes a regular video the only thing that changes is Jim narrates you start the video saying you're sick you're sick so your voice

sounds a bit different I got this idea because you mentioned how I achieve fans can't tell the difference between Alex's voice to gyms Not a bad idea I don't understand that

It would be funny I'd like to see if people actually Not anyone would notice I feel like Jal fans would notice Well especially now that we've talked about it But Yeah You sound like completely different

Like one of you from like Australia And the other ones from like America There's no there's no connection in any anything to do People, and that aren't from the UK, I think, struggle. I don't understand. No, but James is wrong.

I know, I'm wrong. Yeah, it's not the divides in the map. We have, we have similar voices. No, to me, you're just like, you're the same. You've known me since year two. So, yeah, you're going to know our voices a bit better. Yeah, I mean, I reckon our voices are very similar, but, um, words we are nunts. And I'm, I sound, it sounds like you, you were born in a, in a,

castle and I was born in a barn. Mine's just a decibel lower? I'd say you sound fancier. Fancy. No, but there's that thing. Don't we all sound fancy? Like, compare us to other English people. We're the poshie. You and I, we're the barn boys. No, I'm not a barn boy. At my work, I'm...

Maybe the barn boy has to be the title. I'm, I'm treated, or I'm mocked because I'm not a commoner. Because I'm a poshy, because I pronounce things like a posher. Like, that's what we are to most other English people, I think. If you're an English person, leave in the comments, Yeah, I've been dad and Sidden. Say who's a barn boy and who's a castle clanger. A castle castle.

Well, no, because if you take me a thing like that, we live in the country, so we're barn boys. But we're barn boys. No, just in terms of accents. I'm not, I'm definitely not a barn boy. Yes, you are. I'm not a barn boy. No. I should I know

you you don't understand what barn boy is I came up with the barn boy no but we're not barn boys we talk like castle boys we're just literally barn boys Alex who's a barn boy James I'm not I'm not a barn boy

I was born in an Indian hospital James you wear the same shorts with the tie that's the barn boy thing I've ever seen No, it's not It is No I'm not bon boy

Enjoy the Hits bro says Rollplay idea I'm at one of these for a while Oh wow Inspired by last episode No he needs you James Because you're a big part in this one James is his 15 year old self

Listening to Eurobeat in class Alex is a bully Pursuing I wasn't listening to James music tastes Do you that make sense Alex is a bully pursuing James's music taste

You're pursuing to become a Eurobeat drifter. And Jim is the teacher from the wall who just happens to be the supply for this lesson. I can't do that accent, so... Okay. So you as that teacher then. So James, you're over there probably on... Let's say it's ICT, right?

You got your headphones in, you're just listening. You're not drifting, you're listening to Eurobeat. That's what you do need to listen to Eurobeat. But, um... Okay, ready? Pst. Oh, you? Bitch.

What you listen to, loser? I'm listening to my favourite anime music. It's called Eurobeat. Anime, what's that? Sounds French. It's a Japanese cartoon. And it's about cars and like racing on the mountains. You're kind of selling me on this.

Are they got big tits? Some of the girls do. Budge up. I'm joining in. The teacher's got no problem with this. The dork has just been. befriended the bully. And now we're going to drift off into the sunset.

Boom. Come on, that's the worst U.O.B. song. Not the worst. Just because it's the most famous, you think it's the worst. No, there's so much... That's like entry-level U-O-B. All right, proto-hypster. Moon Duck 1 says,

What are your thoughts on the new Lord of the Rings prequel TV show from Amazon? and about the first season being focused on young Aragon any actors you'd like to see as young Aragorn any strong feelings about the show existing or the direction it might ache two things sounds shit Hugh Jackman to be Aragorn

Young Aragorn He's older than Vigo was in the Yeah First off yeah, bad idea I want it to be Memi Malik he's a good actor no really aragorn no I wanted to be the main character for my own fist

okay good choice that actor that hasn't proven himself in any way shape or form and got cancelled bad idea I think we're all in agreement yes why does it have to be linked to the Lord of the Rings why can't it be um

an individual I mean you know I mean like directly linked to the story of Lord of the Rings yeah why can it just be something that happens there They've already tried the Lord of the Rings prequels, you know? They're going to have to do it again. Yeah, well, is it between the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings? I guess it would have to be if Aragorn's in it. Algon's a lot like, he's a god, though.

I don't know if it's in the, like, Jackson universe, though, or if it's the same thing. It's the Amazon Prime universe. I guess. So, you know, there'll be a few minions in there. That's what I don't get about these prequels. where it's like, you know where the character already ends? Yeah. You know? What's the point?

Speaking of TV show things. How are they going to explain the factors in that pub, Alex? Come on. There's so much you can do. What's the deal with where the Walking Dead has gone? I want to talk about The Walking Dead. Okay. We haven't watched that show since...

I haven't seen it since the episode where the Asian guy gets his head blown. I was going to say spoiler alert, but... Yeah. That was years ago now. Yeah, but... And? James might be starting to watch the first episode Is puiler alert

Glenn gets fucking glocked By a baseball ball Does anyone care at this point Like if you haven't seen that episode Like Okay But yeah we haven't watched it since then And then it was like

Before it even happened They just said like on social media Rick's dying Rick is gonna die They do that with like every character Don't they Like why Let's take away all the punch

From that one then Yeah But then he doesn't even die, apparently. Yeah, so they bigged up his death, and then what they showed in the episode was Rick is just walking along, then his horse gets scared, and it bucks him off, and he lands on a spike. Yeah, that's it. And that's how you think he dies, so you're like, wow, 28 seasons of TV, and that's how he's finished. But then it's been revealed, actually, he didn't die, and we're going to make three TV movies all about him. when I found out they were TV movies

it was like oh they're gonna air on the sci-fi channel they're not gonna air they'll be AMC original movies yeah and they will suck I mean yeah if it's anything to do with the production and creative team from the Walking Dead TV show I think there was one good season of that show

when which the first one yeah And it went so different to the comic. Mm-hmm. And then the second season was just poo. Pugh, pew, pew, pew. It was absolute poo, and it sort of paved the way for the rest of the show.

The show just became filler, filler, filler, filler, epic comic book reference. Filla, filler, filler, fill a, filler, death. Western Nuuto. Not quite. Well, no, I was straight up to say it's Western Luton Luton. It's the same, like, loop every time. go to a place finally we're safe

a place becomes unsafe go to place someone dies someone important get portrayed by people someone important dies and a baddie's introduced baddie's killed

while the place becomes unsafe find a new place that's safe new baddie it's sort of the inherent problem with a show or property that's been created with the intent of it never ending

yeah you know it's going to eventually start to become a bit repetitive, isn't it? Yes. It's like zombies on their own, they're not that interesting. Unless there's some kind of hook like in the last of us

where it's like there's a potential cure or something. Like earth-shattering, huge. But that Walking Dead never goes for anything like that. Nobody's going to. I reckon that's how it will end. 100%. It's going to be like, oh, we've found out of budget. Okay, sorry, guys.

Yeah. Well, we got a question here from actually, Tom, to be honest, who I don't know if you want to answer this, Jim, but it says, not a question, would just like to point out the quality of reload animations in Red Dead 2. I don't really see them,

because it's always just like... You can go first person, you know? Yeah. They are very good. Even I noticed how good they were. Can I say, why would you play a Waxside game first person? Because it looks cool.

There are loads of things in Red Dead 2 like if you look at your journal and stuff. it makes you go first person i know but you don't play a walkstar game first person why not it's just a neat little thing it's a neat little thing but i don't use okay you don't that's fine that you don't have to criticize other people for it i'm not criticizing anyone jamie i'm just saying um yeah they are really good okay all right next question enjoy the hits bro as another one hi jar just letting you know that the other day in my media class

a girl said that Orville is the best sci-fi show on TV at the moment. An epic banana ray moment, I do say so. Well, to be fair, what other sci-fis are they on TV at the moment? Besides anything on the actual sci-fi channel. Westworld, Star Trek. Star Trek, Lame.

The Star Trek is D'Orville, so you know, same thing. Yep. I don't know, actually, because I usually try and avoid genre stuff that I know will be so expensive that it just won't be very good. Yeah, I haven't seen West World, so... But the questions were number one. Which Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 character is each jar member?

Okay, I'm Dutch. No, you're not. I'm the most intelligent here. I lead the way. He's not the most intelligent though. James is... He's got the most charisma and he's a leader. That's me. I'm uncle. You mean that that same uncle from Red Dead One, which I say is the original character from Red Dead Devolver, which it is?

Did James make that up? No, I think that's an actual theory that some... Did you make it up? Uncle is the main character in the red... He's not. They wear the same glove on the same hand, Jim, come on. That's the only evidence, is it? Yeah.

Okay. But yeah, I'm uncle. James is... Bill? No. He's either Bill or that character who's from the O'Driscoll family. Oh, Kieran. Yeah, you're Kieran.

I want to be saddie. Sadie. Sadie? Yes. No, am I then, Jim? He's the person who cooks the mean. What's he called? No, Rubens Pearson.

Pearson. Porkens. Alex is the old guy. The crazy one. No, the old guy. Yeah, you could be Micah. If I was a cowboy, do you think I'd be Micah? No.

I'd be more loyal than him. You'd be the old guy. No spoilers, but. the way. You think he'd be Josea? Jose is like a voice of reason, though. Yeah. Alex Alex has his reasonable quantities. Like, I'm the official voice of reason

of Jarre. I'm not. But Alex portrays that. Absolutely not. Yeah, you know, I'm with James on this one. I know, I see that as I. You're Josea? Yeah. I'm not Bill. Who are you then? Jim, if I was being hunted by the Pilkotons, would I... Pilkotons? The poker dots are coming after me.

No, if I was being hunted by the fucking, like, Pinkertons. The federal government. Would I hide in a fort? Yes. No, I'd hide in the, in the canyons. I'd hide in the forests. You're not Bill, though.

With Dutch. Sorry, I mean Dutch, yeah. He's not Dutch. Okay, you're not Dutch. I'll go be fucking the Mexican. Your bill, because he's got his big horse that he loves. Yeah. It's your car.

Okay. Lots of horse power. That horse is a good horse horse. okay on Bill and number two was Alex said he disagrees with many of Fontano's opinions care to elaborate or be more specific

thanks guys game on we didn't say who Ruben was Lenny no no I said he's Pearson yeah he's Pearson oh because Ruben I just like doing the racist

yeah yeah yeah the fantano question um not a fan of Melanhead no I'm not a fan of Mamehale.

I think he's very, very good at what he does, but I think just the fundamental taste in music because he loves rap, metal, experimental stuff, you know, that kind of genre of music. Whereas you like Hans Zimmer? I'm just obsessed with Hans Zimmer, so it doesn't really align with that. You know what I mean?

Alex loves some. So that fundamental difference makes it for the rare occasion he does review an hour. that I'm actually interested in. Um, it doesn't normally gel, I guess. Because the music thing is so subjective, like if he just says something like, for example, in Run the Jewels 3, he doesn't like that line about, um, get a bigger boat. Yeah.

Which is a reference to Jaws. Why? What, what, what, what, why is that a reason to criticize a song? I'm criticizing my car because the aircon button is a bit too big. I mean, you can, I mean, you can, really say it's not valid if he doesn't like the lyric. No, but why? Why? Because he didn't like it. That's what I mean. So for me, that's like, I think it's funny.

Well, no, because it's just get a bigger boat boy. Because they constantly reference movies and pop culture. I don't think that's a reason to criticize that song because it's not forced. It flows. My air combat is too big of my car, Alex. Okay. Oh, this is a good one. Gay HD Porn says,

Have you tried experimenting with your anal holes and how was the experience? Do we have to answer this question? Yeah, because you, you do often reference how you enjoy your anal hole. I never said I did. Yes, he did. Yeah, you have muscles. I don't know. I did not say I did.

I've just said I've tried. And so. Good, bad. It doesn't exist. Don't try. Well, I'm going to. Well, no, that's not fair. Okay, no.

Isn't it just biologically of the truth, but there is something up there? There is something up there. Yeah, but you've got to reach pretty deep. I couldn't find it, so like... James couldn't find it. Well, sometimes it's just like, you've got to try things.

I used to follow Stamper on Twitter, and he said, you'll never have it as good of an orgasm as when you have a butt plug up your butt. Okay. So that, that... Why does this keep happening? I think my phone screen is messed up.

Um, what was I saying? Stamper, anal beads. Yeah, so that, there has to be some truth to it. No, I think, yes, that... We got to accept it, you know, the ass is a, is a pleasurable spot for guys. That's just a fact, but it's just like... you kind of got to try and find it I'm scared of my bum bum

I'm just scared of being dirty you know yeah that's my thing as well why would you be dirty you know like because I fart a lot and so is Jim well if you do after wiping it's just like fine you don't understand how much I fart James Alex I fart a lot as well we all far a lot

it's a human thing so to me it's like I don't want to go near that area because well probably loads of fart and poo and all sorts Why, where did this question, like, come up from? Like, why have no. But, no, but why did that person ask about... Because people are fascinated with bum-bums. I don't know.

I don't think... I don't think... Is there, like, a stigma for, like, doing anal as a guy? No. What do you mean doing anal... You mean having your anal field? Yeah. Isn't there...

So, gay sex, then? No, I'm not saying that. That's not only gay sex. Being finger-pounded by your GF or... ass blasted by her strap on if it's a man's penis then that's gay anal sex no yes but if if

if it's not your boyfriend and it's your girlfriend like a strap on yeah like Jim you asked me the other week is it gay is it gay for a woman to pound that fucking ass pound you anally with a strap on

to which I replied no it's not no no because that would make a woman with a strap on fucking another woman that would make it straight which just ain't true so no you're straight as fuck if you let your... In fact I think it makes you straighter

to be ass blasted by your GF That's enough that question then Mama Akpan Studio says Okay this is a good news story I've been listening to Jha for as long as it's been around and I've discovered a lot of things I never even thought of music and film eyes

Busted by girlfriend. All right. Artists such as Mac DeMarco and 9-inch nails come to mind. Okay. But little did I know, Mac had a big following in my school and a neighboring school as well. So I talked to one of the groups of people for ages. And this one girl who loves him started talking to me about him. Because I discovered him and knew all his music.

By that point, thanks to you. We really headed off. I then discovered she had some things for me, and I felt the same way. So now we are BF and GF, and it's fucking epic. Okay, we straight. again people fucking so in summary thanks for the laughs and helping me get closer to this awesome female love you guys acpan um calling a woman a female is a microaggression and sexist so you fail there it's how you get the but yeah if you want to be straighter let her

blast your ass yep see that's quite a sweet story jar brings people together that's a good that's a great story that's thanks to mostly me and reuben yeah the fucking gay boys is in Mac DeMarco. Excuse me, I introduced both of you to MacDemarco. Yes, but I'm the one who's talked about him. I don't like MacDamako. I'm not bad. So you can't take credit for this.

Hey, I'm a member of Charmedia. I've actively shown my dislike for MacDamako, never. So I'm allowed to have this victory royale. I'm allowed to have this victory royale. That's pretty good story. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah, that is nice. have fun and um Alex will directly send our contact numbers so when they get

married we can be invited we'll be a bar of a shock quartet we'll wear jar-coloured these nuts these nuts these nuts you'll be married seems today wait what is this true the Orville Arian says now that jar media has turned five two weeks ago what are your thoughts on how the channel is doing right now is it five i think it's five if you can buy in the old channel that's got the big red the big red eggs um we're not in as many cringe compilations as i'd like hmm the jar fans are my favorite group of um like community yeah I'm a part of...

You're a bit biased? It's 100% biased. What do you mean? How's it biased to choose out of the communities I'm a part of the one I like the most? I'm in all of them. You obviously haven't been a part of the Togey 80s and 90s drifting.

I agree, though. Community. Every time we get like a bit of fan art or a video or a story like that, that stuff's genuinely... It hits Alex White in the fields. He's like, it gets all... It hits Alex and D's nuts.

Okay. Miludderbom says Jar Cool. Recently, my buddies and I have been doing group listenings of the cast while assembling Warhammer 40K models. Which poses the question. Has any of Jarr ever collected Warhammer? Do you know anything about it? Have you ever hidden being interested? in it or is it too gay for you more normal fags okay no I think I think Tom

Alex and George I think yes I had the misfortune of of going through Chippenham on the train never going back okay he's he's he's the best sent but I find the the Warhammer stuff is quite deep there's a lot of like to it and I don't know what it is I find you know what it is no um you can buy like sets kind of like James's tank I'm not like an expert or anything I've never bought one myself I had a friend So it's like a Lego type thing. It's like Lego upgraded. It's like next step.

No, I don't mean it's like blocks system. Some of them, yeah, but they're normally like... You assemble them and then you paint them. I mean the appeal is like the appeal to Lego. Yes. You get this. It's less than painting than assembling, I believe. I guess it depends on what it is.

Yeah, I think a lot of it is like the painting and customising. Well, I think that answers the question. That's pretty cool that either. group listening sessions though yeah okay but to the answer to question i find that stuff interesting like the designs for some stuff is like really fucking cool but it's just like i can't pay for shit so i would off if i could bullshit the you pay for car paint it paint you have to be really patient with a tiny little paint brush and you got a you know really i'm not artistic enough for that some of the figures are quite small so it's like you have to be so specific but i think it's pretty

cool but I can't I mean yeah I'm I like um supporting any type of collection type thing yeah because I know I have the bug as well I I don't have the bug yet I've yet to start collecting cheap drift wheel drive cars happen soon um gay HD porn is another one sweet as folk no situations you have gained the most from from a life standpoint Um I think going on a plane by myself No yeah No I'd just any sort of travel by yourself

For the first time Yeah true It's a huge I went to London by myself Was a big deal to me Like going to Portugal by myself That was like That's probably

Yeah that's probably the answer isn't it I don't think I've ever been on a train by myself Really? I've been on a plane by myself But not a train I'm the opposite I've never been on a plane by myself But I've been on plenty of trains

Personally I would say that If you ask the majority the population it will be the first time you do something big alone because it's the you you it's like you're sheltered your whole life until you got to go fucking do something that's big and that's flying going on trains you know doing something like that could be driving on your own for the first time um you know just i find getting a job as well yeah yeah definitely being forced to interact with members of the public you know it not just that there but i mean actually getting the job you know going there yourself

talking about yourself and being confident enough to achieve that victory. Basically, any, if I say, anytime you're forced out of your comfort zone. Yes. When you've got to rely on yourself, the yourself that wasn't existent in school. I love my comfort zone,

but the thing about a comfort zone is that you can always go back to it. Yeah. So you should push out of it all the time. Yeah, well, not all the time, but as often as... All the time, you should never be comfortable to the wall. You should never be comfortable. basically there's some

you're allowed some creature comforts yeah exactly no that's what I was saying before James said no you can never be in your comfort zone so you've got to lie on a bed of nails at night yeah no no I think because you can always go back to your comfort zone so you might as well leave it as often as you have the chance yeah because it might seem scary

but after you've done it it will be a crowning memory it's like the first time you have to do a thing in front of your class at school? Don't talk about that that's my biggest fit. It's really scary but then once it's done it's like such a minor it's like oh how's it? No because the trauma of it lasts for me forever

I get that when I'm about to go on a huge roller coaster I get fearful really yeah and I feel sick until the point where I'm strapped in it's like no escape I think with that it's like you're fearful because with most pretty much all roller coasters

it takes a while to get to that point But when you're on the old fastest roller ghost in the world When it's an order 16, like two seconds It's like you don't have time to think It's just I think we've got time for one more here Just quickly Alex Blue 007 says question

What games this year do you think had the best soundtrack I'm curious as recently I listened to the God of War soundtrack Months after playing the game And I was very impressed Keep up the memes gamers I'm just going to say you two are probably going to say God of War Are we saying best number one or just best in general.

Games. Spider-Man, God of War, Red Dead. Fallout 76? No. It's not best. It's not even... It doesn't exist. It's a Fallout 4 soundtrack.

I can't really think of any of the games that even came out this year. If you had to choose a favorite, for me, I think it's God of War. I'd say Red Dead. To me, Cowboys are just so fucking cool. Well, there we go. That's another one for the books.

That's episode 140. Thanks for listening, everybody. You're watching. Consider supporting us on Patreon to keep the lights on. Because James, he got big booty. And big booty. And big boody. Thanks for watching.

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