JAR Media Posdact - The BEAVER - JARCast Episode 250B

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Jamies your podcast. Today, you're joined by me, James, the host, and we've got Jamie and Alex, the usual gang. We are all here, but we almost weren't. Because the last week has been pretty tough for a certain somebody. Who? You, you fucking idiot. You didn't introduce Sandy. And Sandy.

Sandy's also with us. The famous S and jar. Jars. Jars. But yeah, Jim, tell us, tell us how it's been. It's been f-ish-kn-kn-off. Because we have had a, the last few weeks have been just, our luck has just been so...

It's one thing, and it's always something else after it. It was already at getting... to ridiculous levels but this is like absurdity you know just in terms of between us how much time has been spent just healing yeah yeah it's actually unheard of we've never had this much turmoil with the production of jar yeah yeah like it's it's perfect as well because like right as we're like all right Alex is over COVID cool let's get down to business we've set a day like we've we've booked this this day where we're just going to like get shit done and do extra things yeah i think we've mentioned this on previous cast even but then since then even just recording

a jarcast normally has been a struggle week by week one of us has always been ill yeah and not just like a little bit or like ill enough where you actually cannot do a podcast and can't do anything which takes quite a lot and there's been three casts without the full squad on it's unprecedented and that was almost almost gonna be four yeah it could have easily been four yeah well i just figured it was gonna be uh i figured this one was gonna be a james and me one yeah yeah based on how ill you were yeah because up until two days ago i've been in like the most pain i think i've ever been in for an extended period of time like worse than my handburn i had when i was seven but it damn really because

it was just agony without reproof I had an infection in my ear I had an earache 24 7 and whenever I swallowed it fled the thing up I wasn't tonsillitis or something

yeah we're talking so bad you had to go to hospital type deal yeah I went to to hospital and got put on antibiotics but like when you think of like throat stuff it would just be like or sore throat, I've had that before, whatever. But this, I think e-rake is the worst sort of illness symptom.

Because it's actually just pain. I'd argue headache. Because the headache I had with the influenza, that was like pain headache. That was just agonizing pain. Like a head can go. Anything that's like persistently, you get no break from. Yeah. Yeah, but with the combination of the swallowing thing.

So every time you swallowed, it, flared and pined the pain in the ear. Yeah, it was, it was like a shooting pain on top of the already dull pain that I was living with 24-7. Like, it was bad enough that I was prescribed codeine. And I've been taking codeine every day. And even that wasn't, like, it wouldn't get rid of the pain. It's still hurt. Well, you're, uh, you're upset and sandy with just how scary this is, you know? Well, miraculously, because the, the magic. of medicine and Alexander Flamming

who discovered penicillin I believe back in 1921 or some shit thanks to him I'm on a fast road to recovery within like three days of taking this stuff I'm like almost back to my normal self it still kind of hurts to swallow but yeah man it's been rough

and I've previous I've been saying it's that time of the year Or whatever, but it's like, well, not really. This hasn't really been a normal occurrence. This has to be because of lockdown. Yeah. Yeah, because we've just been joking that we've just become the quarians from Mass Yeah.

It's just our lives now. It's like, I've got, weirdly, I've got quite a good, like, immune system. It's like, I barely ever get cold, so I'm barely ever ill. And if I am, it's like day at most, you know, I'm able to function completely. I've never been wiped out the way I have this year. it's actually just a bit obscene how bad it is it's like imagine if we're old

our immune systems are just weaker how that we'd be fucked so how the fuck why why they're going outside don't know because I fucking wouldn't I would not do it yeah old people never go outside again yeah never go outside you'll get the flu

I think old people should be put in prison well that's kind of what we already do to them bro only the poor ones fuck Too deep into the show, let me shout out the... The jarmedia Patreon that make the audio version of the show possible. And if you're a sandy tier or above, you get your names read out on that first week of each month.

And with us all, actually getting back to good health, you know, we are... Extra content is coming. We're going to get back on that. Yeah, it's getting so dire that we're actually having, like, jarlings and our DMs. Like, do you want us to help, like, edit your videos? we'll help if we can fucking make them first yeah

it's like we've tried we've had dates fully planned it's just like we'll do it this day and it's like no

ever since the flu here it's just been yeah tumbling out of control you know this this sandy thing sat on my knee makes like

it just brings out the uh let's put it this way that's how many episodes have we done with that sandy with the

for those audio listeners I'm talking about this sandy plush the jailing sent us um beautifully crochet because it's been beautiful creations ever it's been in like five six episodes now more than that yeah and we that we unboxed that in a PO video that we just haven't been able to edit that's right so the context doesn't even that's funny that's how far by in we yeah I've forgotten about that um but we're want it we actually we're not being lazy we've just

been fucked and we're getting back on to it. No, but I'm saying it's kind of instinctually bringing out the puppeteer in me. The ventriloquist is coming back, is it? Yeah, what's his name, Jeff something? Jeff Dunham? Oh, Jeff Dunham. Yeah. Yeah, he wants to bring out the like terrorist jokes.

Ak, Ahmed Sandy or whatever. Jesus Christ. Let's do some housekeeping. We've got a dirty, dirty room. We have. From last episode. If there's anything about watches, I don't want to hear it. You said clocks, not watches.

I often like the topics that spark like a conversation, but this one I was like, you know, fuck this. I'm not screen capping any of this shit. No, because it's something that it's, there is an actual fact in it. It's a scientific argument, and we're not fucking scientists and we're quite fucking stupid. And we were saying, like, weren't we saying the quote wrong anyway? We were saying, like, a momentarily paused clock is incorrect, a few times an hour. No, no, Jamie's argument.

is that a clock We're doing it, we're doing it Wait, wait, wait If a clock Breaks for a moment It's not right at all And then comes back It's just never right

But I guess then it's not a broken clock Yeah, it's just a clock on the one hour It's just an incorrect clock Yeah So as as usual The lack of clarity And explaining No Jamie was clear

His clear was just a clock No I'm saying We're getting caught up We're getting caught up Before the conversations even begin You know Like with these hypotheticals where they're so vague, where it's like we're just getting lost in the lack of... The minutiaeations.

No, because it was a pretty clear argument that was Jamie was making. I think we were not being clear on what we were arguing. Great overlord chicken master. Left a comment. Great overlord chicken master. Jesus Christ. Family guy is like on my brain. Give me a second.

having watched Jarre for six years I never understand it when people say that Jamie and Alex sound indistinguishable from one another I'd never say we sound indistinguishable You do Yeah there are a few comments Wait no I've just

Before we get into this Let me read There are just a couple here about this Like this one from a Dwerg means dwarf Hey boys I just want to chime in on the endless Alex Jim Identical Voice debate An immediate caveat to everything I'm about to say

I'm Australian And so I believe I have a better grasp on the Queen's English than the average American. I personally haven't had an issue with identifying which of the bros is talking because of the tonality of speech. For example, Bloodcock is correct in saying that Alex is more soft-spoken compared to Jim. But additionally, bits and comedic inflection aside, Alex has a more professional way of speaking, in my opinion. Crackhead era excluded. I don't mean in the obnoxious manner of speech, but more in the subconscious patterns.

From what I've been able to note, Jim has a greater habit of, uming and eyeing than Alex and additionally I find Jim is more of the habit of impressionist accents as opposed to Alex. E.G. talking about Chavs, Alex is less likely to put on an accent when pseudo-quoting as opposed to Jim, IMO.

Anyway, that's just my piece on that. Have a great holiday boys and I hope the dreary weather won't have you feeling in the shitter. He's just totally wrong. Absolutely correct. Do you see what I did there? I did see what he did there.

And the last one on this, Windows XP, Autumn, wallpaper is a superior choice, said, we've been through the voices discussion so many times in the comments. Jamie's is slightly higher pitched and Alex's delivery is a bit more monotone. Otherwise, they're pretty alike. The manner of speech is similar to, trying to watch, trying to watch. I couldn't tell the difference at all, especially since you can't see them. I was always confused. After watching the podcast, I think their voices are distinct.

I think I would tend to speak in a deeper tone on the trying to watchers because I'd always have both headphones over my ears and it for whatever reason it affects the way you speak yeah the context is different

you're like focusing on something half your brain is committed to watching whatever it is and talking about it and whereas here it's just mostly a conversation with a bit of distraction in the background yeah it seems like those are both both sides there. So you are wrong, James.

I do speak in a higher tone than Alex. No, I don't know. I do. It's just a fact. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, the thing with me and that people can't disagree with me because I've known you so long, I'm just completely, like, I, I know your voices as, so extremely, that I can notice the smallest differences in your voices. So yours to me is deeper because I've just picked up on the small list and now it's like, pronunciation and whatnot.

So that's why you're deeper to me and Alex is higher. I definitely agree with the comment that my I shift my tone a lot more. You do? You think I keep mine more similar. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, the best example I have from this is Apex. It's like

when shit happens, me and you, we're quite high pitch and we're like hyped, but you stay a very, very straight level even when shit's going down. Yeah. Well, Jamie's like screaming the effort out of me. You know, we're just screaming each other and you're like gliding along.

Yeah. I can see that. Because for me, if I start screaming, like, it's just gone, I've got to stay focused. I don't scream, though. I just get, you know, in the... Gamer zone. A gleeful gamer moment.

Thank you, James. A little gleeful gamer. Nubius Maximus left a comment that I find interesting. In the wake of the attention, Eternal's finally dropping and the conversation about Marvels coming up again and again, as always. But in regards

to Marvel films, do any of you actually find them funny? It makes me proud to be English that not a single person even chuckled when there was an ad for the Eternals. Unfortunately, the trailer was so abysmal, I burst out laughing at their idea of comedy, so I ended up looking sorry, I ended up looking like a lobotomite.

Jesus Christ. No, there's a thing about this is that Someone got dog piled on Twitter because they said Doom is bad because it hasn't got comedy like Marvel movies. I saw the exact tweet that you're referencing. Yeah, that was a weird, weird tape, but... It's a terrible take. I think every now and again, like, they'll catch me in a Marvel movie. They'll be the odd...

It's more of a thing that, like, makes me smile. I don't outright laugh. Apart from there, there is one line in Infinity War that is straight up funny. To be honest, and most of the... The humour I associate is just with the Guardians of the Galaxy and maybe a bit of Iron Man. Yeah. I've had, I think I've had a good laugh, you know, with some of the previous, like, Infinity, like, Avengers movies, but that's about it. I got some humor out of that first Avengers where they're, like, beefing amongst each other.

Mm-hmm. But, yeah, it's not really, like, proper laugh out loud, guttural set-up punchline here. Yeah, yeah. It's just quippy and... Yeah, kind of lightens the tone somewhat. And finally for this, Capul Capri, or Capra says, Now, fam, if you think the ass movement started with super-duper-sumos,

you're deeply underestimating the influence of hip-hop and African-American culture, especially in the last decade. Every single animated movie in the late 2000s had that I like big butts and I cannot lie song in the middle of their slapstick fight scenes and labeling booty as a fetish is criminal that's a natural sexual attraction that existed for years like I don't think we might have labeled it as a fetish but it's not like a liking bottoms is not like a fetish we got to double down on this jar definitely meant that we think

that super duper sumos started a sexual renaissance you That was the point we were trying to make by bring up. Yeah, we, no, we were 100% in agreement and serious. Yeah, arguably, we've put a myriad of different topics on this show, but out of all of them, that was one we were like, masked off, let's be real. Let's be, let's break us down. Well, what have I done? Well, speaking of smiling and laughter and happiness.

We just, I just showed you guys something important. No, to fuck off, fuck off. Don't talk to me about that. I kind of already teased it earlier when I said family guys on the brain. But I've been doing this thing, I guess, I mean, technically, it's probably some sort of weird, some conscious sort of self-harm thing. No, it is. Massacism. Yeah.

Where I like, if I've got just enough time to kill where it's like not quite enough for a movie, not quite enough for like an hour long episode or something, just half an hour odd. I'll go on like Disney Plus because they have Simpsons and Family Guy then I'll like whip out my phone, go on NDB, load up the shows, look at the episodes find ones that stand out to me in some way whether it be their ratings really low or it has a weird name or something I'm looking for the standout episodes of past their prime weird animated family sitcoms from America I've kind of gone through a lot of the classic work Simpsons episodes now, the Elon Musk one, the Lady Gaga one, I'm pretty sure I mentioned

it on the cast, but the Family Guy ones, I was really curious what, because Family Guy's still, new episodes are still coming out to this day. That's the most surprising thing to me. Yeah, yeah, it's still going, it's not just reruns. So, there were episodes of Family Guy coming out in 2020 during the pandemic during all this crazy stuff, so I was like, huh, what's, what's, what's, what's Family Guy? guy doing during the 2020 pandemic? What's their style of writing like nowadays? So

I happened to last night, I was scrolling through the list there on Disney Plus and saw an episode called like Cutaway Land. I was like, oh that's like a meta thing. It's clearly them addressing the cutaway gags in some way. That's going to be like

cool to this episode or whatever and the humor of it. And so I was watching it while eating dinner or whatever. with like, I couldn't even chew. My mouth was like a cape. Like the level that family guy is at this point. This episode in particular, Cutaway Land,

it's like a parody of itself. Yeah, I think it's amazing because surely the writers are aware of what everyone criticizes family guy for. Yeah, 100%. So they've actually doubled down on that. they've tripled down because now they're including like weird stuff and I don't know if this was like something I missed but they're like writing family guy in joke or like writer room in jokes into the show now yeah well like the joke just makes no sense until later then Peter like says oh that's like the name of one of the family guy writers so then the previous jokes make sense and that's like what it's like reverse joke writing it's definitely reverse joke writing oh What's your standout favourite moment, James? I could see you giggling with glee as it unfolded.

I've never personally got, like, understood the appeal of Family Guy. And watching it now, I don't understand it even more. Why do people watch it? What is there to actually get? Because the humour doesn't work. It doesn't work. Is it a thing that I'm not American or something? Because the humour just does not work at all.

There are like, there's like a golden era. family guy from memory. I don't know what it's like now, but there was a time where it was ahead of its time. It was before like the internet culture with like, you know, referencing Star Wars and all the shit that's like absolutely done to death now. Yeah. Um, it had like a certain edge and edginess too. Yeah, it was, I remember liking it when I was like 14. Because it was like the Simpsons, but edgian. Yeah. It just went to the next level. It has the like violence and it's a bit rudder and cruder and everything and yeah there's reliance on cutaways

but see my when you're describing it like that why would you watch that when you could just watch South Park because that is funny it's it's not as extreme as South Park but

no what's it filling if it's not Simpsons which is super not like edgy and then South Park that is edgy why would you watch the middle one I don't that's what I I don't understand what place if it was... Because I guess the broad humor, like, people just like family. And the, like, Star Wars references and shit.

Well, yeah. The reference thing I find super interesting because, like, I've seen, like, most of Family Guy, I'd assume at this point, like, through just reruns when it was on TV growing up. I loved it when I was, like, 13, 14, especially, just going through it. And reference humor has always been a huge core part of it, for sure. But, like, they actually... had a little bit of a backbone of like a joke um what was so

just like pathetic about the episode we watched and the episode i showed you it was like that that reference humor is definitely still in there but it was it's been reduced to like big bang theory tier um reference humor where the joke is just the the wheelchair character like making tiefighter noises and referencing star wars yeah You know, where the joke is just, just straight up describing like a marble shit or whatever. Yeah, and family guy has started this problem a long time ago. They always need to fill time. They can't write enough to fill 20 minutes.

Yeah. So twice they use a joke where, what's even her name? Louis. She walks to a bin. Yeah, she walks to a bin. and it takes straight up like a minute and a half. Yeah, of the episode is a recycled joke. Yeah, so like two minutes in a 20-minute episode.

That's like 10% of the episode is one joke that doesn't land. And while the credits are rolling, there's like a shot of Peter, like looking at his phone. Basically no animation going on, no movement, no nothing. Yeah, yeah. It's like a full minute where it's just him like listening to something. on his phone you don't see the like other side of the phone of like what he's watching or anything and it's just frozen on him yeah just audio for tens and tens of seconds to save budget and yeah to just fill time it feels like totally passionless why are they yeah why are they still

making and every joke is just like the a caricature of themselves like they're still doing the yeah stewie's a gay baby and there's like a weird joke we're like oh so someone's trying to change Stewie yeah and he's like oh actually I like that so my god you're like in the Brian death scene that there's a joke like that it's like the same yeah yeah I guess that's what people like super one note yeah people just want to watch it I yeah I could like every every now and again every few jokes I was like looking over to gym to like gauge his his enjoyment rating and it's like it'll like sap something from you Yeah, it does.

But I'm going to be real. I don't think this is any worse than, like, the Elon Musk-Simpson's episode. Um, if we're talking that kind of level... Yeah? I put them... I think they're both equally embarrassing. Yeah, they're sterile. Yeah.

There's no... It's just like, why? What, like... Clearly there's, like, no passion or... It's like spent. It's such a spent idea. But it's... It's also like, um, have you seen any of the new SpongeBob episodes?

Um, I saw some of the, like, original new ones after the creator left. Um, and saw how weird that was. I haven't bothered since. Yeah, that might have been the one I saw as well. There's just this weird feeling that all these cartoons from the 90s, early 2000s, they can't capture it anymore. Mm-hmm. And it's like two. animated characters just like statically talking to each other it's really bizarre yeah i don't know if

it's the animation i don't know if it's the that i swear the animation is actually a big part of it because they're animated but it's like why it's like these really boring poses like go animate poses yeah the simpsons isn't as bad as family guy for it's like but what it still looks way worse now yeah like you're not gonna you've at least in in terms of that stuff with the budgets you're getting with the clout and name of the show can you not like push the animation at least or something improve yeah that's something i respect to south park for yeah and they also have the excuse of like they have a super quick turnover and but their animation has also gotten better than it used to be and i'd say for even more traditional like

like a rick-a-morty type thing mm-hmm they've notably improved the animation they've made efforts to do stuff like because it's a visual media it's a cartoon like yeah it's like the whole appeal should be the most extreme it can because it's got yeah it might as well be yeah you can't do most of the things you can have animation in real life so that's that's the thing like that i've said about anime you want it to be visually fucking exciting whereas everything on family guy feels like a template yeah it was all templates it's just shit yeah like it's such a template The poses from the show are, like, memed. There are memes about the poses and shit.

It's like... Yeah. I guess it's just part of it now. And it's like this weird zombie where, yeah, everyone's still sort of involved, but like... I can't believe Seth McFarlane's still doing it. I can't believe it makes money. Who the hell is watching this? It must get loads of viewers.

No, but this is the thing. This is why I question how things make money. How does it make money? Because usually back in the day it was like DVD. sales and why yeah back in the day um but what was canceled a few times family guys one of those and it had like such a fan like like underground like response that like push for it to come back and it came back a few times it's like wow yeah everyone loves it yeah i guess it just grows to such a famous point so yeah family guy like everyone watches the reruns it's just always there might

as well make might as well fund new episodes yeah and i guess i guess if it's on disney plus it's like not going anywhere. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if it's on Disney Plus in like America and this might be like a weird like British version. I don't know, although the licences are weird. We mentioned a few episodes ago that shows Succession

I really want to watch. But like you can't buy it here because it's locked into now TV which is some stupid subscription thing which is like the kind of equivalent of HBO Max except it's not HBO Max and it's like linked to sky

it's just like what is happening everything's linked to sky here and sky's fucking shit I don't think Americans realize that sky is like extremely expensive for those and shit

would you describe Sky as for those who are outside of it's like a media conglomerate conglomerate yeah that people if they want like to watch sports or you buy the box and you get it plugged into your like TV or whatever

and you get like a most like the American equivalent like what do they have I don't know. It's that kind of thing where it's like early before we had like consoles and

Amazon fire TV sticks and stuff then you have to be a solution yeah your box that would record TV it's just that but the main one it's it's it's it's what annoys me about it

is that it's you shouldn't need it anymore what's the point of having smart TVs if you also need a box like it just ends up being super fucking annoying because then like your TV is calling your Skybox and Xbox or whatever. It's because they've got like all the boomers in the country condition

to just think that they need it. No, but that's the thing because my parents are paying like $150 pound a month for it. Just to get like fucking basic TV channels. It's like a thousand pound a year for that, why aren't using Netflix? Because they can't, they can't make that change because they love just flicking through and just clicking a show. The security of having thousands of channels. yeah i don't see why we still need things on all the time

yeah like i was so pleased once like living through that era and how like shit it was like oh i missed that episode of that thing because like it was on at that time and i missed it yeah so i guess we're just never gonna see yeah like buy it on demand or whatever it's just objectively worse like it on netflix it has so many shows and stuff

like you you really don't need any other. You could get just Disney Plus or just Amazon Prime or just Netflix and be set for a long ass time. I can still like, I could still like buy the box set of Sopranos for less than like 150 quid. And that's like the entertainment I want and I own it now. Yeah, the only thing that you could want from, because like on Sky, I'm not going to watch fucking Channel 4. You know, I'm not going to watch BBC 2. Because most of those channels are filled of daytime TV junk. It's a shit you don't even want to watch.

Yeah, but both of those channels you get even without Sky. You get Channel 4 without Sky? Yeah, you can watch Channel 4 without Sky. Oh, okay. You want to say like, uh, what the fuck? Sci-fi? Yeah, Sky-Fi. Sky-1, Sky 2, Sky News.

Like, my, I've watched my mum on that channel. That's like how clearly it's just like mindless. fucking watching as it's going on. Because they have all these channels and everything is like playing stuff throughout the whole day they've got to cram it full of shit. So there's so much stuff just being made

that sucks major don't just to have something to fill the gap. And all the shit that is actually you want to watch that all these channels put into actual money to making because people like it is all online anyway because people want to fucking watch it. So what's the fucking point? Yeah, I feel

sorry for old people all day. just sitting there having to watch the shit on TV just waiting for the chase to come off and they're getting that half hour of just glory and then that's it for the day. I guess that's all what you live for at that point that's all you live for is that that half hour of dopamine. No, but it's like...

Because my parents, the TV's always on. Even if they fucking go out of the house, they leave the TV on. Really? Yeah, it's like, why? So when they're away, it's like the house is quiet and it's like... Oh, yes.

Quiet. I don't have this fucking garbage just playing the background it's nice just why if it was the start of um like the state of overstimulation that we're living in yeah it is just pure just like the amount of people that just leave their tv on it's like i just need sounds and things happening on the screen so if like i actually start to think i can just look over at that tv and instantly have all the thoughts Look at their uplifting Channel 4 news. There's been another flood.

Man. I don't know if you guys had any topics that went family guy you wanted to bring up. That was my main one. There's no situation where I ever want to talk about Family Guy ever again. Don't ever show me a Family Guy episode ever. You've got to admit, okay, give it this. No. No.

No, I don't want to hear what you say. At the very least. How long did it feel? I said this at the time that it felt like dissociation because I was just watching it just like mine completely disconnected. But did it feel like a 20 minute episode? No, it felt like a fucking hour. It felt like a lifetime.

It was horrible. It did feel longer. Because of the amount of slow bits. The amount of filler. It's like they draw attention to it almost. Yeah. They make you know they're wasting your time. I suppose, yeah, because I suppose I've seen that episode twice now.

The second time it felt quite quick, but I knew all the jokes that were coming. Yeah. that first time did feel like an eternity and there's like lowest walking along the beach yeah and there's 20 minutes it's just straight up boring

oh let us know your thoughts and family guy and if we're completely off base on this one you know what jar I've put up with some of your shitty takes in the past

but that's actually the renaissance episode finally came back to you're liking that word today have I been abusing Renaissance? Have I been abusing Renaissance? You said it like twice

Shit More than once for a word like that And it's game over It just brings too much attention Yeah What's the different word I could throw out there

Spice Malange I can always talk about my new car Ah Nah Yeah let's not do that Alright we'll see after these messages This is me, Argi. Why, you do realize that there are Bebo shirts available, right?

Take a look at the really cute shirts. Look in the description or under the video for more. Am I wrong? I was pointing out to James Jim how, like, it just looks like a movie with the puppet there, you know? Look, if I had a bit of motion, a bit of puppetry. This is a lot. It looks like a Final Fantasy default animation

Yeah, look at this You can put Sandy down though It just feels so like No, you put it down No, no no no put it down Do you want to see what it's like? It just seems I don't think I'm going to have the talent for

For puppeteering as you Oh it looks good there balancing It looks like it's being hanged Oh yes that's good Hello Sandy how are you doing on this cast Is you wrong then I want to get it on Until I die Am I wrong because I want to get it on till I die

I don't really have the angle for it to turn the head to look at you Piercing Right we ready? I was born ready Do you want to burke? I actually do. Am I wrong? Unless James wants to have... I think he's good.

Yeah, I think he's good. Right. Welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the JAR community. Head over to the subreddit suggestion thread. You can ask us whatever you feel like.

And we'll do our best to answer. Ask us some wicked questions. 22 characters left one, saying, just putting here that we're all behind Jim on kicking the smokes. Stay strong, beast. Are we? And then Dwerg Means replied to it, saying, I went four months cold turkey after smoking for eight years,

and the caffeine I was drinking was insane and hardly healthy. When you get the strength to try again, stay strong, brother. I do appreciate it. It's not an easy thing. It definitely isn't. But I think support does help. You know? And understanding.

Having a homie that will travel with you to Stainsbury so you can spend loads of money on junk food just to keep your mind focused on... Focused is a very healthiness, a very good coping mechanism. Yeah, but the last thing I want is to quit smoking and get fat, so... But would you rather continue smoking or be fat knowing you can work the fat and so off? Because the damage you do food eating badly can be. fixed the damage you do through smoking can't isn't easily fixed you can you just drink

water okay we're getting you fat we all got time left one saying why has james never been on a trying to watch and will he ever be on one uh well the thing we've trying to watch is is we've never had the set up isn't it yeah i've never had a set up for more than two um and to be honest I've never had the right I haven't really done like a car movie before or I haven't wanted to put you through it like if a car's life too for example would you have wanted to see that

no honestly the thing is with like trying to watch is I'm not the most confident person speaking about movies because I'm you two can really easy and I've watched you do it I'm not like that so that's why we have the Jones

reviews because it's something I can talk about with movies like we we're gonna do like trying to watch us with us free for some jar videos because then it's there's three of us it's gonna be a bit different but I with a two person one it's just I just I've never felt was confident speaking about movies that way and that's kind of why I've not even offered I've not really said that I want to be on it because it's just like I don't I don't know how it's gonna go and I've not been confident enough really I feel like um now we have the setup with three-person ones there are certain movies

that your reaction would be good and I also it's a well-known thing that I have no cringe tolerance so really shit movies I That's a big thing I can't do

It's like yeah It just feels mean almost With how I just wanted to die James straight up can't He was struggling through the family guys I was I could barely make it I was on my phone

pictures of cars It's like a COVID-N mechanism Yeah, let alone, like, a full 90-minute thing or something. I will have to leave, like, I just can't. It's not been there. But then the right thing, that reaction can be funny, right? Yeah. If it just strikes the right way.

Like Eternals? Yeah. Are we going to do an Eternals thing? No, we have to. I think it's all right. Yeah, you've been on this since day minus 12. Yeah, I take some ownership in the Eternals. So we have to.

So you're the reason it's bombing. Yeah, is it straight out bombing? I'm pretty sure. Who is actually going to watch the Eternals? It's Marvel. No, but that's what we were saying. It's too quirky. It's too not Marvel.

It's not too quirky. No, it is. Bro, it does not feel way. Just from the trailers, it does not feel white. I would say like, Guardians of the Galaxy is quirky. But it's quirky, but it's also Marvel. but I wouldn't call it quoky I'd call it

sterile yeah boring I'd call it flaccid but it also has that that typical Marvel appeal when you look at Gardens and Galaxy you can tell it's Marvel

when you look at Eternals what the fuck are you seeing that because it's not Marvel I'm seeing like it kind of gives me a man of steel vibes it's giving me Justice League vibes

that's interesting you say that because I've seen comparisons to like BVS weirdly enough in terms of how much it's yeah I haven't seen it for myself and I would have rushed out sooner

but seeing that runtime kind of kind of put me off what is some other things two and a half it's nearly three it's like two hours 40 something no see that that should be like a 140

fucking done easy not another hour that I do not have the time I don't have three hours despair to watch that garbage honestly maybe we should coordinate So, like, James just comes in, like, an hour towards the end. Like, you just sees the last hour.

Yeah. We'll just tell you what screening we're going to, and you just show up, like, an hour and a half in, so you just got half. I go to, like, get in, and they're just like, it's been awful, like, an hour and 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't care. What difference is it going to make?

This is, it is actually really interesting to me, though, in terms of, it's the first one. It's the first chip at the armor. Yeah. like properly like this isn't like a thor two thing like yeah this is when it really matters like yeah really need to be hitting yeah home runs so i'm very curious how it's gonna come together yeah because everyone's been saying the superhero stuff is this it's gotta be the same trajectory as the old westerns yeah that crashed and burned and it does have to end it does yeah it has

to move to something it has to it has to move to something else at some point it can't it can't sustain. No, it's actually impossible. Look at every media ever. These things, they always crash. Yeah. And it's going to crash. So is it like on the graph, like it went up to end game and it's going to be a slow decline? Or do you think it will decline a bit, then this X-Men, whatever, will reinvigorate and then we'll start again? No, I think it's going to, it's going to teach her off a little bit and then it will crash. I think post-Eternals. Eternals is the crash. I feel like certain characters still have the pool. Yeah, I think what's going to happen is that they're going to continue. but the mainstream appeal is going to decrease because like comic book fans are comic book fans they're going to see it always be there yeah

like why why would the mainstream care about well the Marvel fans wouldn't like to hate it well fuck you Marvel fans they're shit movies anyway there's one for you here James oh no from uh Hillary does James still remember that poster in Crackdown 1 that gave him a sexual awakening as a young lad of course I do Was it a poster? I thought it was It's a billboard for a strip club, yeah

Oh, okay Okay, so it was... Pussy Cat Club with some shit, something like that I do remember it I love that it's in one too One You know what I mean Yeah

Not 12 Not two, not crackdown two as well Unless that also had something that No, they took it out That's why I took it out It was too racy Oh I see what you're saying I see what you're saying

I see what you're saying I don't know why that's etched I actually I can remember it clearly I can remember all of the imagery Did you nut to it? I probably did, yeah Yeah, I'd probably line up, right? With what, early 360?

Like, what's the technology like around then? Pretty shit. Did you even have, like, I guess you had an iPad? No, that was before then. Yeah, so, yeah, where's he going to be going to? Exactly. Crout down one. That's depraved.

That is debraith. Hey, we've all done it. Is it like just too easy now? No, like, like James, that exact James born, like, so it lined up now. It's Fortnite. It's Fortnite S-F-M porn. It's source filmmaker porn of

Fortnite characters. They're all sexualized extremely anyway. It's all just porn of that. That's why being a young kid now. That's the pipeline. Yeah. It's the goon of pipeline. It actually is because once you're, you're, you're, you're, you got there. Where are you going to go? Gooning.

Yeah. And when the Fortnite branded sex robots start fucking coming to the show. When you can, yeah, you start worrying when you see that like fortnight branded like condoms and shit and shops that's when shit yeah yeah gets like yeah to use on your fortnight chun lee sex robot no it's like you buy the condom you get a skin in game you get like a condom branded skin in game or something oh it's yeah it's pretty die no no it's bad like

we've we've spoke about this before but it's bad kids are being introduced this shit at such a young age where it's like you're gonna be fucking your mind by just going down the porn pipeline of that age. The Fortnite porn pipeline. And it is. Yeah. Is it really like, does it really go that deep?

Yeah, no. How many sexual awakenings? Because James had a video game Sexual Awakening. How many Chun Lee Fortnite sexual awakenings? Oh my, all of them. Every kid, every kid who touches Fortnite

is getting that awakening. Because you can pick and choose. Because there's so many skins. Surely there are hundreds of skins. Yeah, so whatever niche you're into, there's a skin. for it and they'll be porn for that skin do they have like

do they have like cat girl skins and shit like that fuck yeah bro of course they do yeah I'd buy them if I played the game fuck there's everything even cod has cat girl skins bro what I saw that video

of um like the Donnie Darko execution in Call of Duty I've not seen Donnie Darko was like a whole finishing move where like the The bunny guy comes out, like, Frank, and then, like, the plane comes in.

It's, like, a whole, like, custom-made animation. I've not seen Donnie Darker. No, their animations are, I thought Donnie Darker was, like, a dive into some, like, the range of kids' mind. I reckon less than 0.1% of co-players have seen that movie. I haven't. Yeah. I haven't either. And you'd be one of the older cod players, I'm sure.

Yeah, yeah. R-O-G co-players. And we haven't seen that movie. sure the majority of people who play a cod wouldn't have even been born when that fuck came out yeah and they've got like die hard guy in it

Rambo Rambo's too iconic as like a cod guy everyone knows who Wambu is because yeah I was listening to like a podcast or something where they were like interviewing someone who was quite young and they offhand mentioned

Breaking Bad the young person and then they were like oh yeah have you seen Breaking Bad bad or whatever to this young kid he was like 15 years old or something he was like oh no I haven't actually seen it but you know like the gif everyone knows of him like falling down so we're already at that point it's just memes people the memes are how people communicate through it even without dude kajima was right bruh bra bra bro bro but yeah that is only too

predicted the future because yeah that is just like wacky to me to think that like your first introduction to like breaking bad because of the meme culture is like through funny memes of like the guy plays like Hank like meaming on Twitter like that could be how someone gets into Breaking Bad now sex gifts yeah I never saw that coming like the Breaking Bad Renaissance memes fuck it is crazy it is a renaissance this one is real I like it when they're organic like that. I don't like it when Cod... That's an earned one.

When Activision says, okay, what iconic IP can we just thrust into our popular games? What does that say that they've gotten to Donnie Darko? Like, have they just gone through all the references? No, because Fortnite

mopped up everything else. They're like, fuck, I guess we'll take Donnie Darker. No, because Cod has had a thing about horror things for a while because all the scream, Texas chain school, Maxica. It isn't horror, though, is it? It's scary. I wouldn't call it like a horror movie like scream, but I suppose the frank kind of imagery is shared around.

Yeah, it's creepy, yeah. But it's just like all of those are in it. If you think of it with sores in it, everything, all of those in it, they're not going down the route of thought like where it's just like any iconic IP. Yeah, I guess. They're just going down a different... I think it's a terrible thing that Cod is doing this.

Yeah, no, I think it's ruined the game. That's why we don't play it anymore. one of many reasons yeah yeah it's so it's so lame like fortnight to me it works to a degree it feels like just this pop culture mixing pop yeah its original thing is so bland and yeah unoriginal unoriginal yeah there's just nothing to it so they can put anything onto it yeah whereas cod had this sort of identity with captain price and these characters when each game was like a distinct setting yeah that you associate with certain weaponry certain wartime imagery especially when they were trying to tell this like stupid story or whatever in the with the battle passes in

trying to explain it all and then suddenly you got bruce willis running around it's like what are you trying to to make me feel are you trying to make me immersed in this story or are you just trying to sell skins through nostalgia sell skins which is obviously the priority I think it's a war zone kind of made it worse because it's spanning multiple games and war zone is a dominant feature of the game it's just like they're throwing the wall into war zone like fucking...

Have you seen on this note next year's card has already leaked? It's Monofer 2. Yeah, there's Modern Warfare 2 again. It's the same, it's a shame, it's a shame because I want to play the new modern warfare because I like modern warfare but it's like I don't touch the fucking

God franchise with this warzone bollocks this is fucking the entire game yeah because those skins will be usable in the normal multi I'm assuming no yeah probably yeah how can they take it away if they're like microtransactions and it's all connected to war zone

yeah and I don't want to play a cod game where I'm fighting Bruce Willis and Donnie dark so does that mean like as someone who doesn't play a war zone I don't give a shit about it is that mean if you bought a skin in the version like three years ago you can still use it in the war zone because it's all connected yeah yeah and so they're adding more into each time. How the hell do they keep

that? Surely like the skins like are just insane at this point? Yeah. Because you've got all of Vietnam era fucking skins and all the big characters on that. Then you got while you have like Bruce Willis Yes. My God, it must feel like a visual nightmare. There's no artistic consistency whatsoever. And like all the

gamer multi-coloured like cat girls. Neon. All that shit as well. Yes. I just want on Warfare two fucking like Russians versus Americans Yeah, that's it One warfare

I just want Modern Warfare I don't want your fucking bullshit At least Apex is consistent of this fucking shit It's funny

because Did anyone see this coming I don't think anyone really predict Everyone was so happy That it was like It's not loot boxes Now we're like

This And it's like Screwed games In a way We weren't anticipating Yeah And Fortnite's to blame for that Fortnite

Did it first Hmm And now we've got Master Chief shooting aliens and fucking Terminators and Larry Arna Grande Yeah Man

Cucks are left one James's new car is the exact car That runs over Brian from family guys And oh my God Oh my fucking God Do you know the amount of people who send me stuff The car that runs over Brian is a Cadillac CTSV Why would Seth MacFarlane

Know what a fucking Nissan roll is When it was only sold in Japan They look completely different debunked yeah James came prepared for this one I can show you the picture of the actual car because I've already got on my phone because I've sent it to people

I could show you an actual picture of the car that runs over Brian and I've got to say they look completely different there's a likeness no I'm like no no no no no no no I'm not looking at your images

no no no no no no no what is important it's a bad CG car like it could be a lot of cars and your cars is one of those cars that is it that's the car ones I'm over obvious yeah four wheels, wing mirrors, it could totally

be your car. It's not my car, though. Yeah, I googled Brian Dethsen to try and get a picture of the car, but it's mostly, uh... Oh no, there's a giff of it, there we go. Brian, no. Look at the front of the car, Alex. Um, yeah, I don't know, man.

No, look at the front of the car. All I'm saying is there's a likeness. That is the car that wants him over. You are correct. I am absolutely correct. You've got to admit the... No, people are just like, James owns a white card that's big, so therefore he runs over Brian. And if it was my car running over Brian, Brian wouldn't be alive anymore, because I would have killed him. It wouldn't be you, though, because that was your main takeaway was that Brian...

He's the best character, is the only reason to watch that show, if there was any reason to watch that show. Which is interesting, because Brian's often described as the Seth Macfowling kind of self-insert character. So you're saying... Well, it makes me like him a little bit more. Wow. No, because it's like Stooby is un-fucking bearable

And so is Peter They are so unbearable That Brian is a little bit Like we're Spike Do your Brian impression Oh Jesus

I can't I've never really gone in for Brian Yeah You do a great Brian Oh Brian He's doing it He's doing it Every time you're asking him

To do an impression He's like I don't know him to do that one What do you mean I'm doing it Do it Brian the dog I love your Brian

It only feels the right to do Like in the background of like An Apex game or something You've never done a Brian impression You've never asked me to What do you Wait What you mean?

Do you expect me to be playing Apex It is hard to just whip out an impression Like you gotta do warm-ups Like I'm not thinking to ask you to do impressions Ever I'm never sitting there like As you're at a lot

As you were saying it, I was like reprogramming my brain, getting prepared to do like a cringy stewy. I could hear a stewie brewing. Yeah, I'm so glad you stopped me because fuck. Can't do a stewie then? I can't do a stewie either. What were you just saying is booing? Say Brian no. No.

No, Alex, please. No, but what do you mean about the Brian thing? About the Brian. You do a Brian impression and I like it. It's good. Do it. Is it of me just doing the, the, what a beautiful day bullshit? it might be

from that very scene yeah or just saying Peter as Brian yeah I have no memory of doing like a Brian I don't know family guys

I've no idea what you want about just do one don't lie you're just saying oh Brian's your favourite you've done it on the cast I swear to God you've done many you have

you have done someone on the cast because even I remember that yeah vague memories of like Stewie's being thrown out and then just going back and forward with a little Brian and Stewie, I don't know.

No, I'm not doing it, though. Okay. Okay. Fine. You're off the cast. Unless we all do it. Otherwise, I'm not doing it. Why, you know?

No, that's guaranteed. No, no, no, no, no. I, it's a well-known fact that I can't do any impressions, I can't do any accents. I can only speak in my voice. well uh how about this one i'm not gifted cuck sir do you think you could live your life without the internet or live in the 40s no yeah could i live yes we could live in the 40s but it would be shit

yeah it would it would be worse and i'd be stupider or maybe i'd be smarter but yeah i mean i interpreted this as as us currently going to the 40s and being stuck there. It would be great. No, that would be hell. Well, I mean, it depends. Everyone would be like, why do you sound like, why are you speaking like that?

Shut up, bro. It would be horrible. And I'm also going to say none of us could live without the internet. I disagree. I could. I could. No, no, no. Listen, you've got to hear my justification.

because I use the internet for one thing, hobby. Go back to 40s, 50s, America, my hobby was huge back then. So if I'm going to these places to do my hobby, I'm in that community. So I'd cope. I guess I'm taking this as two different questions. The 40s one, obviously, we couldn't live in the 40s.

We'd be shit and we'd hate it. I think I could cope a little bit. Isn't that like World War II? Yeah. Isn't that like World War II? Yeah, fuck that shit I'm saying like now

Is that a jokey question? The 40s, right? He's had the 40s. The 40s? When was World War II, bro? I don't know. I could do it. I could go back to 40s fine.

Cool music, sick cars. No. You're just bullshit in it. No, why do you think I'm dependent on the internet? because we all are when I say we all are us three are currently

yeah because we've got the internet we're addicted to the internet we're dependent on it because we have it and we would feel sick if an EMP went off and we didn't have the internet anymore well that's gonna happen in our life because a solar storm will wipe out

everything yeah and we're gonna be all shitting ourselves no because we're just gonna come here and then chill we've got a little camp We'll just set fire to the TV You'll go to look at Carpats and be like, oh yeah, I can't do that.

No, I'd love to move to Mongolia. Nepal and go up a mountain and live in a tunnel. Yeah, you just build shit. You're just productive because you've got to have an hour to do. You just sit there and fucking eat bugs.

Learn peace, you know? How do you know what bugs to eat without the internet? You might eat something poor. And then you die. That's a lesson learned, isn't it? Yeah, well, you feel sick and you're like, well, that's the bug I don't. You know? So you're telling me you really think you could.

Yeah, I could. Pay me, and I'll do it. Pay you. Pay me and I'll do it. No, you get paid by not having to pay for the internet. What, what, 25 pound a month? Yes. Well, that's more than you'd get from me.

Yeah, I could live in a cave. could live in a cave. No, you could. No, you couldn't. No, this is what I'm saying. You know, that's taking it to the extreme. All I need is Nivia cream and food. Nivea cream.

Yeah, by then I'm my Nibia cream, I'm going to crisp enough in a couple of 48 hours. Just eat the Nivia. Obviously, you say that, you're saying that, and I'm just rubbing my head and it's like, fuck me, I need some Nivian, man. Yeah. No, without my Nivia cream, we're not sponsored, by the way. But without Nivia cream, I would be...

Do you think Americans have Nibia? No. What's the name's called? Nivia. Nivia has had George Clooney. Um, but yeah. Yeah, I could do it easy. No, yeah.

It wouldn't even be a bit of a problem for me. Well, to be honest, you don't even reply to messages anyway, so you're clearly living out of life anyway. What do you mean I don't even reply to messages? Oh, I just broke up and someone, oh, I'm going to go get coffee. Do you want to come? Alex is like, oh, yeah, sure. And then I look at the phone like two hours. later and you read the messages.

I've woken up, Reddit and thought, hmm, I'm going to put my head down, see what happens. If I wake up before they're gone, then I'll go along. If I don't, then so be it. But you could have just said that? No, but I was tired as fuck, and I wanted to sleep more. But you were clearly

awake and I have to look at the message. Dumb bitch. When was the last time you went 24 hours without looking at your phone? Because I can't remember. No, I haven't. I haven't in so long. When my phone was broken

That was weird That was really weird It's like being pulled out of the Matrix You're like whoa Whoa Yeah it's like trying to VR for the first time You're like picking things up It's like an apple

You know Man in another realm I'd be taking pictures of this one Yeah Yeah So Yeah you're wrong Me

you are because you're saying you're going to live in a fucking cave you're saying yeah I could live in a cave no issues no what I meant to say was like a temple fuck it don't even need clothes you want to like a Buddhist then a Buddhist monk yeah yeah be like a monk and eat like a grain of rice and stuff and just learn tranquility and then

you can be a monkey yeah live with the bath monkeys the hot spring monkeys are you telling me nah you didn't specify that that I could sacrifice my phone for any day. Just go... Like the entirety of the internet. You chill with the monkeys and

eat capybara's. No, you chill with the capybara's and monkeys. And eat monkey brains. Lose your fucking mind. No, I'd eat the capy baras. It'd be probably easier to catch. I'd eat the bugs. Do you think you could kill one?

How desperate would you have to be to kill a capy bar? They're like the most peaceful. I guess if I was going to die of starvation. And it like walks up to you like, yo, hello friend. Yeah, they are like that. They're just like, yo,

That's just kick it, you haven't me? Can I really just destroy this giant guinea pig? Yeah, would you look down on it and be, and sacrifice it for your own game? No. Maybe if I hadn't seen all the cool YouTube videos of them sitting in hot springs with light. No, but you're sat in hot spring, starving to death. And a capybara walks up to you. But saying, like, take me.

He's saying, like, literally. Not in your mind, in your, in your, in your, then maybe I would have. Your disillusioned, like, hang you're mentally or anyway. It's like, I don't think. living out with the monkeys in the capybara's maybe they would start talking yeah imagine like you start understanding the monkeys on

on the next level and they're just like chatting shit about the capy baras yeah and you've actually just found yourself in the middle of warring factions fucking holy up and now capi barras man man man

boy boy man I must do this controversial one from James house do you think the cave episode is on the same level of the normal episode, the Curry episode and the chaos episode. Personally, I think it's the best gimmick episode by far. No, I don't like it. The Curry episode, why... What's wrong?

Which one do you like? Yeah, what... Name one episode you like. Well, I think the cave episode is the best out of the bunch. Damn. No, the one I like is the curry episode. Because it's, no, because it's, it's, it's a level of chaos we've never, ever been able to reach. I would say a level of apathy we haven't been able to reach.

Yeah, a total lack of caring. No, but that's chaos. That's inherently chaotic. And I love chaos. That's an idea for an episode, though. Shut up. So you'll shadow the hedgehog, you'll literally shadow. No, no, no.

My chaos, emeralds. I need my chaos, so episode emeralds. No, I'm losing. I'm coming one with... I've lost my chaos energy. No, you haven't. I'm now... It just needs to be caught at the right time, moment, and place.

Tiredness, bro, is how you get chaos. Because you get that second wind. That's when chaos. Every episode, that's chaos energy, is because of a second wind of, like, sleep deprivation. Okay. What about you, Jim?

He's the same. Why son me? I have a good memory to forget about the cave episodes. I've got good memories of it I enjoyed that one Yeah Properly committing Yeah

And like using a disadvantage To our advantage It was Yeah It was like our Star Wars Yeah Yeah Yeah

Jesus Christ Uh Disco Pigeon Left this one to say Um A hypothetical If a genie showed up and told you that they would give you 20 million pounds but the moment you accept the money

there's a 1% chance you would instantly die would you do it yeah fuck yes a 99% chance baby and they specify if you do win you cannot give any amount of it to charity or give it to any other altruistic causes and if you do die the money disappears so none of your family gets it by by by what was the last thing they said and charities and uh anything altruistic so giving it to any good cause so is giving it to someone who has money a good cause it's just donating it at all

a good cause if you're like donating it to Elon Musk I don't know if that's necessarily if I'm donating it to my parents or my sisters well yeah that's what they're saying no one in your family gets it can okay what about if you die yeah okay so what if I buy an asset and happen to leave it and accidentally leave the keys

with someone because I'm not giving to him I'm just leaving it. The genie might let that slide. Then I'll do that, I'll use the money and just do that, because that's giving money to people. There's still the 1% that you'll die. That's the thing that... That's the challenging part, not what you do. Oh, that's easy. That's easy. You've got a 99% chance.

I'll do that about even thinking, though. But one out of every 100 times it happens, you die. Yeah, but you do it once. Yeah, but it could be the once. Well, for a tough luck, I'm gone. Okay. So, why wouldn't you do that? I wouldn't. Yeah, because you're just,

You're playing with fire. First off, it's a genie. Your guard should be up. You should be looking for the pitfalls. You should be looking for the pitfalls. You just know you're going to be like, oh, it's such low, uh,

mm-hmm. And what would really happen if you, like, win that much money? Uh, get addicted to drugs and hookers. Yeah, because the genie would be like,

drastically depressed, and then you kill yourself anyway. So they get what they want it either way. Yeah, either way you're dead. But the genie, like, as, if you did win it, they'd be like, well actually we've been saving this for quite a few decades so the appreciation on that's going to be what 15 million of it and then the other 5 million the government needs the taxes on it yeah so you actually wind up with like 15 quid maybe 10 grand which is saying you're not going to take a 10 grand for would you do that for 10 grand would you do that for 10 grand would you do that for 10 grand isn't enough to get addicted to all sorts of drugs and and and

prostitutes No, you can't throw No, no, I mean I don't think it's enough money For That's like a cocaine weekend And that's it

That's it you're done Quite a few Cochrane weekends Yeah 10 grand 10 grand And good prostitutes I mean

Yeah, do you know How that's a good amount Of cocaine cost Yeah, true Huh? Yeah, not 10 grand A weekend boozing With people

And cocaine Yeah, because you're gonna attract all these people that are like okay that's what I'm thinking about with the like millions and millions you attract people all these people are going to just be like

all right how can I attach myself to this person so I can have a good time Auntie Norris comes out that would work exactly exactly but would you would you die for 10K would I do well then I would

yes I do it for 10K but not for this sounds insane that that actually doesn't make any sense at all. Why? Because 10K isn't so much money that I'm going to lose or That's what makes the whole risk of the original one Alluring because that is 20 million is a life change

Yeah, a life change that changes your life for the worst Yeah, so you're going to... I don't want to be that, I don't want to be that guy You don't want to be that guy because you know it will corrupt you You know you won't be... But I'll take 10 grand, 10 grand can't corrupt me 10 grand just like gets me a deposit on Big fat fucking...

See, I would do the 15 million because it can't corrupt me Then you're the most corruptible Yeah How? If you don't think you're corruptible by money and power Then you are the most corrupting What am I going to do with money? That's the thing What am I going to do with money? Suddenly you start getting interesting emails when you have 15 million in your bank account

I'll just delete them, but You'll file them in spam You won't have the power what are they going to do you would be absolutely seduced by lady powers advances my friend that sounds like a good time

fuck okay James definitely can't have the 20 million yeah that's why he shouldn't Tangran they yeah yeah so you're willing to die for 10K yeah so you're willing to

my net worth can't be more than 10K so you're just okay with dying you're okay with losing me forever Alex Weber. What do you mean? If you're dead, we're gone. I'm not the one that's losing. You guys are. Yes, you're losing us and we're losing you. No, you guys are losing me. Yeah, I don't want you to do that for 10K. I can do that for 15 million.

I thought it was 20 million. But we... Yeah, whatever. That's silly. That's that's ridiculous of you. I'm just grounded, man. Grounded just like the communist agenda of Squid Game. Joking. See, that's what I'd do of my millions. Ork tooth has this to say. I was doing some hazard perception tests

using the DVLA app and found it hard to tell when it to flag a hazard. I can see hazards no problem but it seems at times they want you to flag the same hazard twice, occasionally even three times because the situation changed slightly, I guess.

I'd be interested to hear any advice James might be able to give on this part of the theory test given his passion for motoring. No, but that's where I struggled. Because at the time I was a motorcyclist and I'd be looking at cars all the time because it's like they hit me on dead

so I'm going to be really cautious. So when I went to my hazard perception, I know what's going to go wrong and I've clicked it as soon as I've seen it. But the system says that's a fail because I've seen it too early. I've been too good. You have to see it when it's like

become... When they want you to see it. When it's, when it is a danger and you can't stop is when you need to click it. Yeah. You do it as, as it's a danger. What I was taught to avoid that problem was the double click. Every time you see a hazard, click, click. Mm.

So then like, because there's, there's like three sort of parts in the video that are clickable, right? So if you're just before one of them, that second click is going to land in one of the next ones. Mm. And then you're going to get a little bit. it. Like the hazard perception is the biggest bullshit part of the test. Yeah. The other shit is just like what colours of fucking lights on ambulances? Like, fuck

that doesn't matter. The worst question is like what color are the lights on the bomb squad? It's like, what does it matter? Yeah. If there's a vehicle barreling down the motorway flashing lights, I'm just going to move out the way. Yeah, if it's got, if it's flashing lights, get out

the fucking way. That is just the... Yeah, well, don't move. What color are the lights? Yeah, hold on. Don't move for this one. Did you check the color of the lights first? And if you see a van in town, it's like, you're not going to go there anywhere because it's a fucking bomb. Like, clearly the woes been closed. Surely the huge text on the side of the van saying bomb squad or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I remember that part of the hazard perception test. Bullshit. Shit, it's awful. But it was the one part I passed every time on, every time I attempted my theory. Even the first time I did it, I didn't know it was going to be part of the test. I didn't even know it was part of the test. And I did no preparation for that part of it Somehow it just fluked it

Yeah, it's I did my driving set test four times My driving... Your theory? Yeah, because of that. How many times did I do mine? Was it three? I did it three.

You did it... It was three or four. I can't remember if mine was three or four now. Too many. Yeah, and it's expensive. It's a piss take, and they've only... And you have to go literally into Swindon for it. So there's this whole process.

of like the build up you've got to go deep into Swindon to take this and then when you fail you've got to be depressed leaving Swindon it's like there's no worse no worse feeling than that yeah and when I finally passed it was actually COVID times so it was like extra incentive to just pass it that time mm-hmm yeah do the double click send on this one from 30 minute camera as part of my new job I have to visit an office in Chippenham from time to time originally from London. Any suggestions for things to do when I have time to kill waiting for trains slash in-between meetings, etc.? Cheers, Mingers. What office are you going to? We know, Chifflin' tell us, let's know. Give us all your details.

Docs yourself. Yeah, we'll show up at the office. Yeah, we can record an episode in the office. Yeah. But there's Gregs. Oh, what's that really unique one? Koster? Pound World.

Oh, Pound World. Yeah. If you do actually have time to kill, go down the high street and go up. There's a main road that takes you out of the land center. There's a little curry house on the left and it has been voted. The best curry house in England recently. So the curry's in there probably fucking banging. So check them out.

It's called the Taj Mahal. We haven't been there, but if they've won an award in the UK, they're clearly fucking good. So go there. But otherwise, Chippenham is just shit. So there's no point going there. or go to McDonald's. If you go to McDonald's, there's like a 50% chance we will be there.

If you like coffee, there's a lot of coffee places you're chipping them. Like a lot, like a stupid amount for such a small place. We're going to have every brand in the UK with Starbucks opening as well. Oh yeah. Every big company is just going to have it. Awesome. Could always go to the park and feed the rats? No, what you could do.

Last time I was there, I saw that, like, where all the geese are or whatever they've just like five rats You know what they could do is they could take a tour The jar media tour For the where our history is You can go see where my bike got Nick

Yeah we're a bike got Nick Yeah that's where you need to go Yeah go to that Go to the town centre There's a little path And it goes into this night We're wooded area That's where our childhood is

That's our Our turf Yeah I think that's it boys James, last words Any final words for the jarlings On this No, I'm cold November Sunday

Really miserable Fuck me, it's November Jesus Christ Guess all came out like two years ago A year ago is Mario Judah It's fucked up A year ago like this area is Mario Judah That's how fucking long

This set is over a year old now And we've been on it like What 15 weeks maybe Yeah In the majority The other, we barely used it, yeah. And even then it's had redesigns. Mm-hmm.

Man. Well, we've got good news, and that's that Quingmus is going to be back this year. Is it? No, it's... Yeah, now it's fuck, probably, because we've, like, jinxed it or something. Okay. Okay, Quingmast 2 will be back. Two?

What? How can you bring back Cringmust 2? It's a sequel to Quingmast, where we're different, though, because... Oh, okay. So we're having, like, a Christmas dinner on the set. We're going to have just, like, this night for it on. Just pouring gravy fucking everywhere. Thank you for watching this episode of the JAR Media podcast.

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