JAR Media Posdact - The Being Borned Episode (Bontorborlubler)

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 10:36 Housekeeping 26:33 Dream-Law 32:06 Best Moms 42:00 Mid Break 43:43 Question Segment: Jim Predicts Avenger 45:21 When will Mars Become Bars 52:13 Spicy Noodle Update 54:37 Paisley Park 56:55 DBZ Mobile Game Ads 58:51 Travel Plans 1:02:45 The 13th Month 1:07:30 Re-assessing Damn 1:12:17 Patron Name Segment

Yeah. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to me by myself, all alone in this realm. All by myself without anyone, sadly. It is just I, Jamie, alone without anyone. I'm afraid. Welcome to, um... I don't even know what this is called. Lye detector time!

Yay! I'm not, you're not alone. Yeah. You told me you'd been conscripted. I have been, that's why I'm hiding. Uh, uh... I'm just gonna do it from behind here. Yeah, okay.

What do you think? I like it. I'm frightened. This is stupid. This is fucking stupid. This is your... This is too far. Yeah.

This is that... This is it. You know what? I've just gotten too silly. You could call it a curtain call? I'm only coming out if you convince me. No, I like it like this. You like it?

Yeah. How does it look when I sort of... Help me! What are you trying to, like, perform there? Because, like, logically, people don't normally get, like, trapped behind curtains. Like, if you're locked somewhere. This feels like a phone call. This is like we're playing helldivers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, um, T1, um, go north and we'll go south. Yeah, I'd recommend a recoilless rifle. We can take down most, like, tank type enemies. So you're getting, um, you're getting caffeinated Alex today. Why? Because I just drank my coffee, my special recipe. I just drank a coffee.

I don't think you ever don't get caffeinated, Jamie. True. That's a lie. Sometimes when I don't drink caffeine, normally when I don't drink caffeine, people experience an uncaffeinated version of me. And then if I have had caffeine, people experience, like a version of me that's caffeinated, if that makes sense that does make sense

hold on I'm just being born hold on I'm being born hooray he's born I'm born everybody why didn't we get this

green green yeah then you could be like a floating head amongst the forest or something you could put birthing footage there and out I come yeah you could have Dobby's Jaina

just spreading open to reveal baby bonnet Alex That's a sentence I didn't think I'd hear At least today Dobby's Jaina spreading open That sounds like a patron name

It does Did you say Um G-A G-M G-M G-GN Huh?

Kind of I think Yeah Kind of I sort of Fuck you Think Or something

Don't upset me Because I'll just hide I'll just hide Where You've got nowhere I've got all the cards this time I've got all the curtain calls This time baby

Wait a minute Oh yeah it's actually two curtains It's not one enormous curtain It's actually two So uh That's the problem you're finding there I guess uh I've got a new way of doing the

intro um good afternoon morning evening or night good afternoon morning eating all night okay what do you want me to say

you were supposed to go and welcome to the jar I can't, I can't, I, I can't affect my voice. What, because you've got a flat one, flat affect. Yeah, I've just got normal. Ask me to do an impression of someone. Okay, I want you to say lie detector time. That sounded just perfect.

Yeah, but it's like flat, you know? I can't. It's someone with a flat affect, um, EM, yeah. Yeah, EM. We bold and watered his name, so don't say it anymore. Because one fan of his gets very mad every time. Stop it! Leave E.M. alone!

E.M? Yeah. E.M. Who do you think it is? Edward? Edward Mama. Edward's mama. Edward.

You hear that, Edward? Your mama's listening. E.M. Right in the comment. down below who E.M. is. Hmm. Who could guess in these turbulent times? The elephant may? I've got a message for people listening.

And they're not gonna like it. Okay. They're not gonna like who's behind here in the curtain with me. Is it E.M? Ha ha ha ha. Wanna know who it is? Who? It's their mom.

Oh! Yep. I'm back here with your mom. I'm behind the curtain with your mom. Got a problem with that? Sorry that you have to find out this way. He-he-he-he. Stop doing this. I will never stop. Why? Why did she say that? Because now her son knows and she was trying to... trying to keep it a secret or daughters or daughters how many sons and daughters does

she have you want to know how many moms i got back here is it god god mom the god mom well there's god moms there's many moms of god that's what it says in my holy book anyway my holy book being uh the star wars encyclopedia there specifically the wotto page of wikipedia is my bible wikipedia what did i say you said wikipedia like the normal wicket oh like a i think you said that anyway i could be wrong i'm i'm not gonna i'm not gonna double down on that one so i could let me just ask edward's mom um you were actually on the wotto page yeah that's what i'm saying um before we get too deep into the show let me shout out of the job can you get the mum to do that bit oh actually that's a good idea

Come here, um, Quinn's mom. Oh, sure. What, do you want me to read this bit? Yes. Did I mention you're a milf? Yes, right. Um... I can't do it in that, boy. It's too big. Um, yeah, I guess, uh, let's shout out to the Jarmie chef. Patrons over at the Patreon.

You make the show possible. They make especially the audio version of the show possible. Now you get that war unfiltered MP3, ad free, just as the mothers like, don't they? Actually, when I worked in retail, I worked with someone who was like a Milf Hunter, and that's all he would talk about. Hmm. Yeah, it's definitely like a type of person, huh? They just can't get enough. The old, the old MH.

But yeah, what are we talking about? Are they like Craven? Craven the hunter, but instead of rarer and stronger animals, it's rarer and stronger milfs. Understandable, fair enough, you know. I guess other perks that are included on the Patreon are the patron names, which are attached coincidentally to this very episode on the first or second week of each month. We go through the wacky patron names that often make us debase ourselves and turn us into puppets for your amusement.

So make sure you head over there and do one of those. ready for next month. Jaffer hours has been on fire lately. We've got Will the Fartre, but that's not all. Last week was a good one. What did we do again? We did the Hell Divers discussion. We both been playing Hell Divers a lot.

We did a thing's about 45 minutes long in the end. Just discussion of our current thoughts on the game. What wasn't quite an as they say? It just didn't seem right. Sometimes a conversation could just be a conversation without a branding like that. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I find it's hard with,

With games like that, they're like an ongoing experience. Because like if we'd have played at the wrong time, our opinions would be totally different. Exactly. Yeah, if we're playing that down point, it would be like, Hell Divers is really letting us down. He's letting me and Edward's mom write down. We did a good one on our meme playlists as well on Spotify. There's all sorts just going on popping off over there.

And last but not least, the JAR Media Group chat. Where before we start recording, I put a little message in there saying, hey um everybody's mom please tell me uh what should we talk about on this episode something you want to sneak in there on the down low and normally people will say something or the other yeah the only thing is though if you want to join the patron you have to submit your mother's phone number yeah into there's a separate group chat where it's just moms only moms allowed and me um nobody else just moms which is pretty cool it's not secretly the whole

scheme of this that's not the secret scheme yeah yeah I guess speaking of that group chat we can move into one I plucked from there and head into the housekeeping segment we round off some of those conversations from

just recency ow has there been problems recent yeah it's more all they're There are so many moms behind this curtain that it's kind of, kind of a squeeze back here. They're all quarry and tight. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Their talons are stabbing my back. Um, they're trying to get out. No, you're mine. Um, Mr. Blue Pumpkin says, what, what did you name your hell diver ships? Speaking of the divers. I called mine the profit of iron. See, that's cool.

Mine's a little bit more, um, How you say... The bubby of boy. Yeah. Mine is the panther of self-determination. Really? Yeah. So every time I load up, it shows the ship.

I think you actually can have the profit of truth. But I don't want to be that cringy. Yeah. What was yours again? The profit of iron. Iron. Iron is in the metal. Yeah.

Not the... The profit of ironing. That's for the moms back here. Oh, jeez. Jeez. Wow. Misogynistic. I don't own an ironing board. Nobody does anymore. Stop it.

Yeah. God. This whole framing's just really bringing out the misogynist in me. Yeah. It's all, it's baked in. Yeah. It's like chocolate chips. You know? It's baked in.

Oh, sorry, the curtain's kind of just making it really hard to hear. So I'm just kind of guessing what you're saying for the most part. You're reading my lips. I got moms whispering in one. Watch my chops! Yeah, I am reading lips. Yeah, I got one mom in my left ear. one mom in my right ear

it's like the devil's on my shoulders you know the devil and the angels yeah what's the devil saying um very little actually just complete nothingness it's quite peaceful in a way

empty empty like my mind right now because the brain worms be sucking them up your thoughts yeah I suppose we're doing housekeeping her like we said our hell diver ship names.

Um, there was lots of bullying going on in last episode's comments section, of course, because, um, that's just what the internet's for, I guess. Yeah. Like this one. The majority of it. From old year, still me. Young gravy concert. It's one of the top comments on there.

Um, I'm either Young Gravy or Mark Zuckerberg, usually. Hey, uh, you merge those two together and you get like a... Young Zuck. no thinking about it that's a that's a nightmare combination no i don't want to say that i don't know shit about young gravy i'll be honest there's nothing to know except that he buys chains for his very nice golden retriever which he also has so maybe there's more in common than meets the maybe you just are young gravy yeah i couldn't name a single song though apart from the one he did with dream which is one that luckily has subsided in terms of comparisons um

Oh shit, yeah. Yeah. I'm in concert. If I had to choose one, I'll take Young Gravy out of all those other ones. Um, yeah. Although who am I this week? Mom's gravy? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Grandma's gravy. Speaking of, Cynic is Mienkarnet, says, Bold to do a Pod while dressed as Mark Zuckerberg. Oh yes. Yes, very good. Very good, my friend. friend. Yes, let's keep going with this. Yes. Never seen a blonde person before who wears a chain or two. Sorry. You've been branded, boy. You've been branded. We've been branded, we. He's been branded, boy? You're the Zerk. I'm sorry, um, you're, you're, you're, the billionaire that is trying to be cool. Hmm. That's your vote.

no turning into young gravy I do like gravy to be fair sometimes I just cook it up and just have a little little gobble just like a mug of gravy what's the best kind of gravy young

I'd say young yeah I like mature mature gravy like cheese if you put a little bit a little dash of wine some um there's a certain type of ketchup this might sound a bit mushroom ketchup

you know what's up yeah you know what's up yeah beat you to it kind of thing yeah get some of mushroom ketchup add it to your yeah your bistro or whatever Bisto

what do you do you make it fresh from blood blood what it's one of the moms you know how to make blood gravy

Quinn's mom fucking drenched in blood gravy Barton 2185 says Is it weirdly parasocial to say It feels really good To see you two not sitting

It's so fresh Yeah Yeah that's why You cross the line there dude Back off It was weirdly controversial to be stood up Really? Yeah

I forgot we even did that I know it feels like an eternity ago It's much easier to stem when you're stood up Much easier I guess that's why they say, like, when you're public speaking and stuff, you've got to figure out what you're doing with your hands, what your, what your stance is. I feel like that's 98% of being a politician as just delivering information, you know, and not, like, embarrassing yourself. I feel like, yeah. You know?

And even then, like, they'll take, you better not bite a bacon sandwich by the wrong angle, because then that will be your entire... No, you can't eat. You can't eat. You can't eat. You actually can't. You have to go in the dungeons. Or if you do, you've got to have, like, people strategically, have to have all the moms sat around you, like, blocking all the, all the embarrassing angles.

Or you, like, order food and then going to the, you go into the bathroom to eat. The water closet. Yeah. Pieces, asterisk, says, gelatinous take. Jarr needs to rebrand to the belt men. I can't remember the last time I wore a belt on the cast. I'm wearing a bell right now You're showing me up

One of your mom's got a belt back there Have you ever really wished you Or one of those guys that wears like four belts It just makes me think of Tommy Wazoo though When I saw him live on that stage He had like 50 belts on Nice It's like why

So you just have a weapon like I suppose it's quite useful I think belts are really cool Like ever Ever since I found out that like Like medieval people just wore belts like for everything We wear belts now What do you mean medieval?

No, for everything Huh? No, shoes a bit loose, belt it on Ah Chest, chest plate Armour Before they had duct tape, I guess Belt that on, you know

Shoulder plate, belt it Everything was belt Well, I've got a belter here from Scrack Newman This is the fucked up era of job No, it isn't No It's been way more fucked

Yeah Yeah, it's not even close Actually Um Going on to this Or continuing on the standing up thing I've got to lift up the pad for a second It's shapped

Said I genuinely think you should do more episodes like this This being standing up For whatever reason it adds a whole new dimension To the ogs And the physical comedy angle Is something you've really been missing No it isn't liar

I think we should try and do one where we actually like don't move we can only move our mouths I suppose we're getting close to April Fools and I do have one idea which I'm not gonna say now but a problem I don't even know if it's gonna go live on April Fools actually I don't know oh right yeah because we don't do that and Lampy said it looks like they're warming up for a rap battle when you watch without audio How about the vault? Um

Hmm God, there were so many There are so many good ones last episode I'm gonna have to skip over a couple of these Um Just to quickly inform you Um April 1st is on a Tuesday Oh idiots

I've had enough Ha Um Rory conversely says Uh Hello Rory You're out there, Rory Can't say I'm a fan of the standing up guys

Whilst I like the different energies Seeing you guys pace around the room Makes me feel a little stressed I assume that was gonna be the case For most For everyone You know, there is something Stressy about someone like just moving

Not so where you gotta be Yeah Just relax You know, you're burning calories for no reason. I guess that's why I like doing it. Always on the grind. Always on the grind. Light detector time.

Sometimes I like to just wait for you to self-reflect. It never happens, but nobody just bounces to... Where am I at? Andrew Pohl says going from watching Alex's nine-hour destiny video to this gave me the most insane whiplash. Thank you very much, Alex. You're welcome. What? Andrew? And I especially say thank you to your mom. Oh, thank you, Andrew's mom. Stop giggling. We're trying to podcast over here. Jesus. Ask 4624 said another radio jarling here at my university's student-run radio station.

Nothing as crazy as the ones from last episode, but I've started using Game On to start my shows, just doing my part to spread the jar media propaganda good. Spread it. Spread them. Like all the moms. Yeah, you got there first. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Game on, moms. I don't know, these moms just be energizing me. It's giving me quite a different motus operandi for the day. Motus. Huh? No, crack on. Crack on. You crack on.

I'm trying, but I'm getting scared. Crack on with those moms. I need one of these moms to give me a little massage. Mom. Mum. Mums. Mum. Morris needs moms.

Mom. We mentioned the process of changing your name. In fact, it was a segment that went a lot longer than I was anticipating. But not in a bad way. There was some strange little moments that arose from it, which is quite nice. um part of the magic i might even say what was that she agreed this feels like a family guy no it's actually yeah it is going on long enough to be like a family guy yeah this is one bit yeah do you remember that time i had all the moms all the mouse behind their curtain um yeah we're

talking about changing names and grudge says lawyer jarling here you're able to change your name to anything and can change it however many times you want I've never studied law and Cohen Bezeg said jar name jar name law lawyer dr. Martin Spongebob Homer Simpson Hulet Packard Peter Griffin are 5 in Z Bezos here name law is pretty chill you can pretty much do whatever you want they I think they've become the best two comments comments. That got me good. That got me good. I got to admit it when I saw those. But someone who actually like, I guess, I don't know, we don't know for sure. It's just like anonymous commenters from anywhere in the world. It could be an AI. It could be someone just lying.

But Green Warbler says, lie detector time. I'm the name law jarling. Not a lawyer, but work for the courts in New York. From a big apple. Obviously, I only know how it works. in New York and even here there can be variations in court procedure from country or county to county here in New York they did away with the requirements to publish in the papers for privacy reasons but that used to be the law if you owe people money or involved in a crime slash lawsuit you may be required to notify those people even though you don't have to publish anymore the judge who rules on your petition can deny it if they think that you're trying to commit fraud high from the police avoid paying debts etc and they have the discretion to deny you if you pick something offensive misleading e.g., you name yourself Doctor, a famous person's name or the name of a company. Not sure where fictional characters stand in that, so you may be able to get away with Dobby's Jaina as a name. The petition does ask if you've ever changed your name before and also requires you to explain what you want your name changed to. I've never personally seen a petition denied from excessive number of name changes, but I could see that happening.

In New York, besides your petition, you need to include a proof of birth, a proposed order for the judge to sign, and a request for due, judicial intervention which gets the judge assigned to the case the filing fees vary depending on which specific court you file in the new york courts are pretty byzantine but there's two level of court you could file this in and only one of them accepts these for filing online but the one that does has a higher fee once the judge signs the order approving the change um weird that you wrote that in uh you then need to provide copies of that order to other government agencies to get your documents changed. Also, there's a completely different process for this if you're changing your name because you've been married or if you're changing a child's name, but those don't apply to you. So if you move to New York and

want to change your name, let me know I can help. What I don't understand with America is that what's like stopping you from you live in Clarenceville. Oh, I love it there. Well, I want to go there. You live in Clarenceville with the most restrictive laws.

Yeah, yeah. No name-changing. What's stopping you from going to New York and changing your name? Um, nothing. Absolutely nothing. I know lots about America, more than Americans, actually. I'd argue most of the world knows more about America than Americans. What about, hmm, we're somewhere really random.

Greece. Yeah. I'd say You're made after what we need bubble bath to get rid of So get out of here What You're acting like I'm not being normal or something No you're being average

The one time I tried to be normal and this happens You said you had something to bring up a good topic Of sorts Because I don't have nothing Who me? Normally I have something of sorts but today I've gotten, surprisingly, nothing. Well, I had a crazy night's sleep the other night, right?

Where I had work. I had to get up at about 6 in the morning for work. And I had woken up at like 4 a.m., couldn't sleep for an hour. So I've fallen back asleep at 5. Woken up at 6, fell back asleep. I've got, like, a bunch of staggered alarms so that I can't fail. Ah, you're one of those stagger alarm people, yes. So I fell asleep with 20 minutes until my next alarm.

I had, like, a three-hour long dream where I was late for work, and I was, like, rushing to get ready and stuff. And, like, I was, it was a very bad dream, and I woke up, like, exhausted from having to get ready for work. And then I had to get up and get ready for work. and I was thinking about this all throughout the day and then so like I was behaving exactly like I would in real life in my dream right?

Yeah yeah as if I was late for work in my dream I was still me in my dream so I then started thinking the consequences of your actions in your dreams like can you be held accountable so then I thought I hope not for my sake

Christ then I thought um like in your dreams do you have an M word purse dream law I'm gonna say no I agree

which is crazy in fact I feel like we should have nodes hooked up to our brains so if that does happen in our dreams then there are consequences fines in fact this is not worse I'm surprised you came to the conclusion so quick capital punishment you think you should be killed for saying

the end word in your dreams. Yeah. Or worse. Tortured. Tortured then killed. Tortured to death. Yeah. Yeah, because I'm kind of in agreement.

And sometimes you are a scumbag in your dreams. But like, if we condition ourselves to resent any wrongdoing, even in our dreams, even when we dream we're going to be kept in check. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. You just remind me, I had a crazy dream last night, in fact. Mm-hmm. It was it was very strange. I was like running around some city I didn't recognize being chased by

some shady look individual like it started off like low stakes like is this dude following me I'm strolling gradually getting faster and faster and this guy's just like following me I'm like who is this character? The suspicious gentleman of sorts hood up like what is going on? And it just gets more and more intense until I'm like running and then he's just gets more intense until I'm like running and then he's running after me until I get like to a dead end and I can't escape he comes right up like like just wearing out like yeah like just going like crazy yeah but I can't see who it is yet like it's still like enough distance where you can't

quite make out who it is and then I'm like what do you want and it he says he whips out his badge, his police badge. And he's like, I'm a policeman. Calm down. I'm sorry. And then I wake up. Oh. Yeah, it was weird. Felt like a twist. That is a twist. That's a good story. You should write that as a short story. Turns out he was a goodie. Um, I had a dream. I get these cringily often. I had a hell of his dream. really yeah in amongst the late for work dream were you playing hell divers in your dream no i was in hell divers oh that's quite scary though you'd think so but it was fire it was awesome i was like i was a hell diver you know hoorah but like unbranded hell divers you know and it was just me

and it was like man i'm having so much fun and then i was like well time for work and then i woke up from that dream into another dream where I was impaired and like got up to go to work and I was late it was wild it was like dreams in dreams I'm doing my part I think we should have like dream police like your policeman maybe he is a dream police like we need to he was just waiting to catch me saying the M word in my dreams yeah yeah exactly yeah or being late for work because like being late for work, like you shouldn't be late for work. It's your responsibility to be there on time. If you're

responsible adult. Yeah, so you shouldn't even be late in your dreams. Or you get fined. You get like a letter and it's like you are late in your dream. Your employer doesn't have to pay you for that day. If you're late in your dream but you're actually perfectly on time

if not early. If you're early. It doesn't matter. Lucid. It's a little about intention. Hmm. Yeah. Well, well, well, well. Um, I don't know, bro. If that was your topic, I don't know what else to say. I'm kind of stun-locked by all the moms behind here. Um, some might say there's moms on the mind. Who's the top tier best, hashtag best top mom? Top mom, Margaret Thatcher. Easy. Yeah, I mean. But there's lots of moms to pick from.

Quite a few. Was Margaret Thatcher a mom? I don't know. I hope not. I mean, I hope so. Although I hope not. Maggie T. Wait, can you explain both?

Why do you hope so? Why do you hope she was a mother? Um... I don't know if I want to go down this line. Why don't we just talk about moms for a moment? And how much Mars needs them? I knew that was going to come up. It was going to be you or it was going to be me.

But Mars needs mothers was going to come up. No, okay, why don't you want Margaret Thatcher to be a mum? More pure for you? Too pure. Because then how else are you going to live up to your mother, you know? That level of greatness. How are you going to live up to the mag? Yeah. My favourite PlayStation exclusive, PS3 game, MAG.

Named after MAG. Margaret Thatcher's favourite game, MAG. She thought it was about her. 300 players, they said. Or 100, I can't remember. It was 100, I think. No, it was three. Okay.

It was three. I don't care. No, you care. That's why you're getting upset. I'm not upset. Yeah. I'm not upset. I'm not upset.

I'm not. It's you versus me in my army of moms, so I think that default makes me correct. Idiot. Anyway, who's your favorite mom? I answered mine. Um... Termite queen? Who's termite queen? Who's termite queen?

Just like a termite queen. It's kind of the ultimate mom in a way. Yeah, bee queen. Bee queens are... Communist mother. Be queens are fire. What about, um, the... Not queen wasps, though.

What about the, the queen ant or princess ant from that movie? Oh, the one that's voiced by Elaine from Seinfeld. Is she? Yeah. That's probably why I really... That's why that ant is so hot. Yeah, why I want that ant. Yeah.

The things I would do to do. Yeah. You know what, I've got a weird cross-exam. over in my head with. What? That movie, Ants. Yeah. And, um...

And, um... And The Ants by Dreamworks. Ants by Dreamworks is what I'm thinking of. Yeah. The scary one. Yeah, the most terrifying thing. Yeah, yeah. It's quite like Starship Troopers.

That and Starship Troopers. Ow! That's what I was going to say. Like, I really have, in my head, they're like the same thing. Because that war bit, when, when Sylvester Stallone's head is on the floor. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's so scary.

I think, um, the, the child's film, Ants is actually scarier than Starship Troopers. Yeah. And Starship Troopers is pretty scary. That's so true. The scariest part of Starship Troopers is the brain goop. Oh, the brain bug. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, I love that. So good. Dude, you need to watch that movie if you haven't seen it. Um, it's so fire. And, um, they're afraid. Yeah. Neil Patrick Harris, who's like, just dressed straight up like a Nazi. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, it's so good. Um, but yeah, ants is scary. So maybe, maybe, um, not 10 out of 10 milf for that one. No, there ain't no milfs in ants. No. Scary termites. That's all I'm picturing and I'm getting like flashbacks. And not the good kind. Yeah, not the... Hmm, who's a certified milf?

Who is a certified milf? What about? Maybe I should go to Google and see what comes up if I search milf. Certified milf. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Certified milf. I'll hide it from the... camera though.

Certified milf. It seemed like you already had one in mind. W. W.W. Certified Milf. I feel like

Mrs. Incredibles kind of a go-to. She's a no-brainer. She's the Milf goat.

Yeah. So when you search certified milth, there's lots of Etsy pages actually. Oh.

Or like Amazon, there's loads of like shirts. Nice. Or us slash Tinder comes up.

Certified milf okay about on images that might go no there's nothing it's safe for work don't worry what a relief that would be a bit scary i might see a footh um ah right if you search best milf then it's very much not safe work what about marge simpson um now lois is better than marge really yeah my humble opinion okay interesting although most people like

the American dad mom I've got no I've got no strong opinions on it I don't even know that name who gives a shit about American dad millions of people no

this was so successful hundreds sure thousands okay millions no hundreds of millions billions billions billions

yeah hmm yeah I think that's all I've got for milfs to be honest well if that is the standard if it's about what we've got for milfs then this segment never ending what do you just have an unlimited capacity to to list milfs yep is is the is the is melfth misogynistic or is it the opposite because dilf is a thing as well yeah yeah okay top dilf hmm I bet the thing is with DILFs is that people will be like

Like, what's his face? The high school musical guy. Oh, DILF alert. Zach Ephron? Yeah. Is he a father? Doesn't matter. The same way you don't need to be a mother.

You just have to have like an essence. An essence? A certain essence. I guess of like, uh, maturity, I guess. Do you? Dude, people were saying it about, about Zach Ephron. They were calling him a DILF.

But he's a child? Yeah, he's like, what, 18? No, not in high school musical. Back when it came out like 20 years ago or whatever. Right, that was the first thing people were saying. Yeah, what? Dilf alert, no, Zach Ephron, like, like a couple years ago. Before the, um, the movie where he is a strong guy who throws people.

The iron glor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When he was like swimming in a lake, everyone was like Dilfellert. Oh, like Baywatch. Yeah. Wow.

Zero point two percent body fat, Zach. Yeah. You're my father now. He looks fucking scary in that film. Yeah, it's beyond. It's nasty. Beyond. When you can see like every muscle fiber straining when he's doing the monkey bars.

Uh huh. It's like he hasn't drunk water in like four days. Yeah. Like that's just that looks painful man. And you need help. Probably psychological help because of the extreme body dysmorph you have from being a child star. Yeah. Jesus.

He's a Dill. He's a certified DILF. Yeah, DILF alert. We'll see after these DILFy messages. Unless you had something to say of course. I was just going to say where's the DILF hornet? You know, look, we need like a big sign. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we can invest in that. My favorite DILF is... The Rock. I want to be the little baby on his naked chest when he's lying in hospital after giving birth. Drinking his milk. Yeah, I want to drink the rock's milk. That was weird, right? It was weird, yeah.

Yeah. I feel like it's, it's cool to, like... You're supposed to go skin to skin? Yeah. Getting, like, in the hospital bed? Kind of weird. You couldn't stand up yet? Unless he did the birthing as well, in which case, fair play. Yeah, which he may have done.

He may have, yeah. Yeah. With tits that size, who knows what's in them. Yeah. Yeah. He knows how much milk the rock is popping. I can guess some. I can guess some.

Just like you can guess after this. these messages do that one more time the messages bit oh um milky milfs after these messages now everyone's gonna wait yeah hyped how could it be though if like I open these curtains and hundreds of milfs just like just like pouring out yeah yeah I've got cooties from all these milfs behind me. Well, they're all gone now, actually. I let, like, like, popping at a balloon, like all of the pressure left the second the curtains opened,

and now I'm free. So anything, anything that you didn't like that I said was because there were milfs whispering in my ear. I was kind of like... You said they were silent? Nah, nah, nah, no. I was like King Theodin, you know? I was getting, like, whispered in my ears.

Sucked dry by the mills. Yeah, I was sucked dry by the milfs, and now I've got my rejuvenation back. And, um, I'm high energy, baby. A ya, foo! The white dillth. The white dilf returns. Yeah. I'm a father.

Gandilf. I'm a father. Gandilf. Gandilf. Gandalf. Gandilf. Yeah. The white d'ilf.

Gandilf. I'm a father of sorts. A father to all the jar subscribers. No, you're not. If you got this far into this episode, comment. hands that guide her are invisible what you don't like that

no why because it's like faux fucking synthetic you don't like it I didn't actually come up with this one if I'm being honest okay who came up with it then

hands Hans Zimmer Hans Kruger Ah ha ha ha ha Yeah, yeah. Well, speaking of Hans Zimmer and how much, uh... No, there's no link, actually.

Dick the Head can start this segment going. Wow. Which you can also do if you head over to the suggestion thread over on the JARMedia subreddit, not FNAF. Could Jim please predict the plot of the new Avengers movie? There's a new one. There's a new one, by Fred. Um... There's a dood.

The Fantastic Four come through portal with Robert Downey Jr. And then he goes... They fight. They fight They fight? Yeah Or he wants to merge the universes or something Yeah

We need to sacrifice this universe to get back to our universe No, we can't sacrifice a whole universe No, we've got to merge the old X-Men And we've still got Hugh Jackman though Yeah Or something Wait, Deadpool's here with Thor Skibidi-Dubi

Hey, I'm fucking Thorpool I don't I really fucking don't care No you do They ruined it Is Spider-Man gonna be in it? Yeah No he's not

He's the main one He's the one they're banking on Who else is there Um There's that actor that's in everything now There's the techno union army There's the Trade Federation

Fantastic Four I am the fucking thing He is me the guy from Star Wars And then the trade federation army Comes through with Deadpool leading them Dude Uh huh These new battle droids are kind of cringy guys

Ha Ha ha ha ha Uh Blanscape has this to say Now that Alex has all but confirmed He will never engage with Or think about the destiny franchise ever again Can we take this

As a tacit declaration That I Hate Mars bars is finally in the works. Jim, please resort to physical threats if your brother fails to offer a definitive response. I'll kill you. In Minecraft. Um, well, ooh, actually, nah, hmm. Yeah. Nope. Um, but this guy said, Alex will replace destiny of Marathon. No, I won't. No, I won't. What does that even mean? What do you mean? If I replaced destiny in my life.

Destiny's child, perhaps. What is Destiny's child? I thought that's where Beyonce came from, because she was Destiny's child. Or am I being a little bit silly? That's Paul McCartney, isn't it? Who, Beyonce? No, Destiny's Child.

Is Paul McCartney a Dylf? No, he's a gilf. He's a milf. He's a grandmother. I'd like to pound. What are they called Destiny's Child? Hope for the future. Yeah, that's who sang that song.

Yeah, I think I'm correct. Yeah, that's Beyonce. They have a song called Say My Name. It's Rumble Stiltskin. What, and Beyonce, what? Yeah, look, that's her, right? In the middle. I can't see. Oh yeah.

Okay. What is it? A boy band? Yeah, it's one of those boy bands. Like in the same? I always like reading the, um... Holy shit. Maybe not this one, because it's so fucking long. But like the, uh...

the different way, uh, different artists put their bio or whatever on Spotify. Destiny's child rose to become one of the most popular female R&B groups of the late 90s, eventually rivaling even TLC in terms of blockbuster commercial success. Blood do you have? Um... Now they're all milfs. Beyonce is in the mouth What is she then?

She's queen She's my queen She's nothing She doesn't exist to me She's not real What is she 3D printed She's She's seeing her in gene adverts

Where it keeps closing up Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah come here you funny Little Levi-Jean It's fucking so shit I kept getting that That one of those adverts when i was watching house and i was like fuck off bianca show me the guy i want to see

really i want to see house show me house funny little levi jean yeah i want to see house in levo's is house adilf yeah i hear that house house be pounding house got hose like genuinely i thought house was asexual no he he goes crazy who he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't pound olivia wild does he no okay no he pounds um he pounds the owner of the hospital he pounds um the house spoilers yeah sorry house spoilers he pounds one of the um the family members of someone who's in the like drug addict hospital place oh that seems ethical line yep um but he is in there himself so the ethical line is really her crossing that boundary oh of course yeah um he pounds and just countless prostitutes

really yeah house got hose house house house house is like the drake of the house universe presumably they're of age though right yeah yeah but i just mean in like the the the the the ambling and just like the destitution. I see, I see. Is, um, it's Jimmy Schmitz at Delfth? Yes. Maybe not anymore, because he's a bit too old, but he definitely was. No, he's a gilf.

Michael C. Hall. Dexter. Dilf. Dilfda. Dilfda. It's coming back. And Neil Patrick Harris is in it. And, um, Umma Thurman. Okay, yeah.

Dexter resurrection. okay dexter gives me an erection a new season are you talking about the one where he's a baby no no that's over i've seen all of that um there's a there's this a new season that's i think coming out this year probably with dillph neil patrick harrison dilfuma thurman in it yeah gilf milth and dillf michael see hall yeah jesus christ they're going full lexter they're going full elf on the dillf. Uh-huh. Doubling down on the dillth.

Nice. Okay. Cool. Yeah. Nice. So I'm hyped for that. Cool. That's fun.

More, give me more. Give me more. Give me more of those dilfs. Do you have brain problems? Today I do. Why? I don't know. I feel like there's just something constricting blood flow to my brain. Mm.

Um. Yeah, very much not DILF energy. Not all. I know what you mean. I sense it too. Yeah, I sense it, maybe there's something in the air. Like that weird poopy smell that keeps filling the air. Yeah.

Yeah, when we live it just smells like poo. That's just like the UK, I guess. Yeah, wasn't it? Because I saw, um, I saw, it was a post from someone in Bristol saying something similar. similar, but it just smells like poop. Oh. It's more like sulfur. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Maybe they're like experimenting with some new mind controls. Yeah. Yeah, Kia gets back from meeting the, the Tump, and brings back the mind control poo. Fill them with mind control poo. Yeah. Okay. Okay, my friend that I must abide.

Did you see that? Kea giving him that letter Yeah, yeah Yeah And he's like Oh, this must be very nice Can you read it for me? But enough of that

Bloody nonsense Adventurous airline says Spicy noodle update I've got to say it's very much cooled off for me But every now and again whenever I see that the multi-pack is on sale I do grab them

chuck them in the pantry And when I'm in a bit of a cinch when I'm in a bit of a bind, when I'm in a bit of a, yes? What's a pantry? I don't know. It's where you keep your panties, I believe. Where you keep all the moms. Yeah, it's where I keep all my mom's panties collection.

You keep it in a box like Dexter's trophies. It sounds like something Dennis Reynolds would do. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I had some, I think, last week. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

But the way my kind of obsessions go is they're fairly short-lived, but really intense for that short amount of time. So what's my current obsession? Milfs? Hmm. Yeah. Stacking milfs. Like paper. Okay.

Like papers. Stacking milfs like papers. A4? A5. Did you know America doesn't have A4? How do they measure paper then? They have like five different paper sizes. Really?

Like they have like letter sizes and like document size. Idiots. Yeah, it's genuinely so dumb. So they don't know what A1 is? No, or A3. Hmm? Or. Wow, that's crazy.

Do you know what A4 is designed to do? To be why it is the way it is. It's so fucking genius. Um, if you fold a four and half, the ratio of the short side to the long side remains the same. Yeah. Yeah, I did actually know that. How far is that? The scale of it.

Yeah, it's very, very very. Whereas America doesn't have that. Their paper. I know. So how do they do anything? No wonder they're always like, oh, I've got to do my taxes, but I don't know the size of paper I need. Oh, fuck. I'm fucked.

My life is over because I used the letter paper. instead of document paper. I'm fucked. Wow. I'm going to prison. Um, Sinec Docky 2.39 says, is Paisley a fan of the song Paisley Park? Who asked that?

Sinec docky. I made that song. No, Prince did. Okay. Or is he now king? He's dead. Prince is dead? No.

No. Um. Yeah. Yeah, like, have you seen that clip of, I can't, I can't remember, it's off, like, a famous podcast. It's a dude who's like, he finds out about the whole Epstein thing, like, on a podcast. No way. There's no idea about him. Yeah, he's like, yeah, that guy with the island, the, you know, Jeffrey, something.

And he finds out about the whole thing In that conversation, it's very weird Wow I just completely removed from it somehow What peace must he be living in A kind of peace unknown Peace unknown Piece by Peace Ferell documentary

Check it out now Um Ah yes this one's important actually Paisley Parker's a fire song Oh yeah we didn't even say about that Yeah you're all in's prince right now I'm more into the king We've done that whole

No, we have a king right now Elvis The uh Morrissey's dream has come true And now we have a king Why is that Morrissey's dream Because the queen is dead Oh okay

Uh yeah we do have a king That happened fucking ages ago as well Not really Feels like just yesterday From my perspective I can hear a dog barking from Paisley Park right now now hopefully the mic's not picking that up but it's very much screaming paisley bark paisley bark that's not how the song goes yeah it is running around in paisley bark

yeah some say i sound and look a little bit like prince you look like him you don't sound like him nah no well you win some you lose some Numero 1 says there were a number of JARCAST episode that had somebody reading out a list of reasons to play a DBZ mobile game that got slotted in as an ad. I swear nobody has talked about this, or at least I don't remember the boys ever bringing it up or reading a comment about it on the subreddit. I assume there was some contractual obligation to not bring it up. Did Alex do his fucked up American gamer voice during the ad read to help keep the podcast afloat? I need this to be talked about, please, I'm going and saying, Bebe'er. What?

So, the podcast host we use is supposed to insert dynamic ads, I guess, now and again. Oh, okay, right. But, like, it's really random, it seems. Like, just for, like, a week, there will be a million, like, Dragon Ballsie ads or something. And then it just disappears. I don't get what they're doing. Because that's supposed to be part of what incentivizes you. to go over to the ad-free version on the Patreon, right?

Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. Because that was where that other meme came from, like, last year, I think it was, where there was, like, the gamer squad or the kind of what they were called. Oh, yeah. The fan cast thing, then. Yeah.

Because that was another one where it's, like, inserting these random ads for things. so I don't know man but I'm glad it was a DBZ mobile game and I DBZ is in Dragon Ball yeah yeah that's fire I'm cool with that

yeah I like though that people actually can't tell when it's a joke or not it was the same with the other ones where they're like wait this is like yeah yeah yeah

because then we also like lean into it yeah of course um that's fun chicken finger 303 says hello boys i love hearing about your trips on the podcast any travel plans coming up and can i make a request can we get a ranking of the top four traveled destinations no i'm not going to do that but thanks and bear bear bumpers unlucky yeah because it was what top top top four travel

destinations you would cast in madagascar okay um i would say i'm not going anywhere because it's too expensive and too nice too nice yeah I don't we want it to smell of poo that's what we like that's what we used to

yeah poo land I hate fresh air yeah you know I want every UK town should be surrounded by

landfill we're pretty much that yeah exactly our town Like we need two more and then like every quadrant my idea of a good holiday is going from town to town from city to city going from industrial estate to industrial estate and finding it I remember growing up um there this certain smell would always waft over to primary school um from the industrial estate and it it always smelt to me like those alien crisps Yeah Those alien crisps were like

The signifier of poverty In the 2000s Yes the alien crisps Yeah but only the poorest of people ate them They're pretty yummy there Yeah The um Do you remember those weird pots you could get

With the little squishy aliens in It's like a toy Yeah You could like pull them and stretch them And torture them Yeah Scream I might have added the screen part

That might have been part of my imagination I think they're actually just goo Yeah But that's fine too Gooo, poo That's fine too Ah I just like to experiment

Just like to play around That's all our world has become Yeah And we are going somewhere in like a month I keep forgetting if it's Devon or Cornwall They're the same Ooh Uh-oh

Uh-oh Yeah Those Cornish people can freck off After you give me one of your bloody lovely pasties though Yeah I'll take pasties from Cornwall Yeah But yeah, yeah we are

I mean that's like in the country so it's That counts Okay That bloody counts Okay Quite like to go to Scotland or Ireland this year Yeah That's not in the country though

Yeah I didn't know it They're different countries Yeah I did I didn't realize that was part of the question. Like, it's not. Just says travel. Yeah, no, you're right.

But like Cornwall, Cornwall is, uh, known, you know? That's chartered territory, I think. Like, I know what I'm going to get when I do something like that, when I go south. You know, it's uncharted territory for me is north, east, west, just not south. If you go south enough, you'll wind up in French. No, uh-uh. No, that's east. Nah-uh-uh.

Is France that big? If you go south enough, you might wind up on Jersey Island. Nah-uh-uh. Nya-n-ya-n-r. No, Jersey's north. No, it isn't. It's no France. Which is?

East. Wafrance on this anyway. I had enough of that. Now I really wanted to get to this one from Poo-Poo-Poo-We-Wee. What 13th month would you both invent? What would it be called? How many days long? Type of weather? Any unique holidays? Which months would it take place between? I would invent Tuntun Tabori. Would be 49 days long and take place after November before December. The weather would be dry, dusty wind with grey skies. Everyone would collectively forget that Tun Tun tobury exists and the entire month would feel like a liminal purgatory like those few days after Xmas but before New York City

it would have its own holiday a bit like St Patrick's Day in which everyone is heard of but hardly anyone celebrates it or knows when it is nice I did have an idea although I realized they just kind of stole their one a little bit Oh, okay. But made it cooler. Mm-hmm. Um, I had to know it down on it. I call it...

Bontor bulbulbler. Okay. Explain. Bontobrbler. Um, the most mild month of the year. Right? Um, weirdly, though, it only exists for three days between every month. Ah.

So you, it's like a... in between so they said theirs was liminal mine's truly liminal yeah yeah liminal for all to enjoy hmm you know um so when when you're in it you don't actually know at what point in the year you're actually in well there is a science to it um everyone is frozen in time on bontor burr Blower bluer. Um, unless you buy a Tim sticker off the jar media's shop. And then you're like, whoa, I'm guessing to experience pontim borrolo bler. It's like a different dimension?

No, it's, it's Earth, but everything's like frozen, you know? Right. I remember the show Heroes where the guy could freeze time? Kind of like that. Yatta! Yeah, yeah. Bontinbur. okay what's your month um hell clever hell when is it set at the end of time at the end of all months

yeah and there's no escaping it you know is it cold or hot hot I mean like it's kind of self-explanatory well I thought maybe you'd be flipping the script or something getting a little bit no it'll be a cold day in hell when I flip the script It'll be a cold day in hell when I flip this crowd. It'll be a warm day in Bumterberg. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, brother. I don't know, brother. I don't know, brother. I don't know, brother.

Okay, man. Bon joe, blah blah, blah. Jesus Christ. I love when Kendrick's his brother. I'm hungry, brother. Order me a steak, brother. Eating beans and rice, brother. Yeah, I saw a weird video of Kendrick.

Is it him saying no? No, it's like him just going around LA, I guess. Maybe not LA, somewhere in California. um he just like sets his camera up like playing music out of it his phone and just he's like using one of the public like gyms you know like doing the pillow yeah yeah yeah and then he's like he's walking through a a park and there's just this dude sitting on a bench and he's like this my guy this is my guy kendrick saying that yeah hell yeah yeah it was a nice little video he's cut he's quite human isn't he

Yeah, I don't know, I guess I guess he can just walk around and not be pasted Yeah He's quite active in his community, I know Yeah, yeah, yeah So I guess he's got that respect I think he's very cool Yeah, of course

To be able to do that Like, you know, Drake's walking around with his entourage 88 bodyguards Yeah, not cool And I suppose seeing as this came up kind of naturally We can end on this one from By Me Move Marmite. I avoided Dan by Kendrick Lamar for quite a few years, partially following you guys talking about it years ago and saying it wasn't very good. In more recent years, I've listened to it and really

enjoy it. I know you guys like their other albums with Jim mentioning how much he enjoyed GNX. I was wondering what it was specifically about the album you didn't like and whether you've tried listening to it in recent years given how much you like his other albums. I don't remember saying it wasn't very good. It's more so that it's just not really what I'm looking for from his music. yeah personally um but there's still good tracks on it yeah no I was totally wrong about damn because you've revisited

in more recent times than I have yeah um so yeah it's awesome what do you have to say I really like it what I've learned is that I've been listening to his music wrong for a long as time basically

wrong yep how can you listen to something wrong um like I was listening just sonically you know. When you're supposed to be listening knuckles or tailsly. Yeah.

You're a fucking dick. Um I was just like focusing on how it sounds. Right. You know? When that's like half of

the picture. Yeah. It's it's kind of like watching a Marvel movie and not staying for the after credit or not cheering I'm trying to make it make sense to you you know

no I need more give me more marble um like a cheer moment a cheerworthy moment and not cheering like the yeah it's like imagine watching endgame yeah and Kendrick's coming out of a portal

Rihanna's coming out of a portal loyalty loyalty loyalty what else is happening Iron Man's there I love you, Kendrick Lamar Yeah Captain America goes to get Thor's hammer And it goes and he goes past him

And Venom catches it Oh That's hype Yeah Yeah like imagine not knowing who Venom is in that moment Is my point Ah Right

You'd be like who's this Why did they get that hammer It's Venomised Kendrick From issue 4, 5, 6 Amazing Sparman Yeah, yeah. So, like, lyrically and the story told in damn,

really interesting, you know, does a lot for me. I like the one with Bono. Yeah. That she did. Yeah, that's good our song. Yeah, that's where my favorite one off that album. Valid.

Loyalty, loyalty. But, like, even loyalty I quite like now. I'm really deep and I'm fat up. I want to. Like, it's, it, it kind of bobs. And, yeah, this is the same with Good Kid Mad City. Like, I wasn't listening to it, like, I'm following the story, you know? He's telling a story.

They're all concept albums. So I wasn't, I wasn't, like, getting everything out of them that I could. What's the concept of sipping bubbly, feeling lovely? Um, need I explain? Wait, I think it just clicked. Yeah. I don't expect you to understand unless you've sat and felt lovely drinking bubbly, you know? I mean, I have done that.

Exactly. Need I more say? Need I say, I think that's the end of the episode. We do have a job after hours to do. Just a short one. Because there's two things I want to show you. one comes from a long time

Jarling Harriet Broadly gave me the idea somewhat and there's a new Minecraft movie trailer as well we'll put those in Jaffter hours but until then we'll see you

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mandem rude boy ting yeah we're londoners that's our ends I thought it was like a race thing what well you get best tell those Londoners about that role playing

has um What is it called again? Caribbean? No, I know that's where the slang comes from, but there's like, roadmen. Oh, right, yeah. You should probably tell the roadmen that. Yeah, yeah. I'm a roadman thing.

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