JAR Media Posdact - the BOOGER episode

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 22:55 Housekeeping 36:07 Gorillaz in Fortnite 40:56 Halodivers 44:05 Alex's Intruders 53:35 Mid Break 55:47 Question Segment: Will Wont Leave us Alone 1:02:44 Choosing Only ONE Item 1:03:41 Snooping on Other Peoples Phones 1:09:07 The Memory Virus 1:16:15 Iron Fist Alexander 1:21:53 Music Theory 1:30:52 TAJ #BroCastS4E5

Everybody urinates Sometimes What do you think about REM REM? I like Rem sleep Is that what I love Yeah

Rapid eye movement I guess I never thought about what REM stands for I don't really listen to them anymore No I like I think I'm losing my religion It's the end Of my world Is that them?

Yeah They did that Cringe And I feel cool and epic Yeah they've got that That like voice You know We've technically heard them live

Really? When we were in New Zealand In that park we were in They were playing live When we were there When we visited Yeah. Oh, wow.

Four o'clock dirty socks. Yeah. Sorry REM fans. We're in a bad mood to do. Yeah. We're miserable. REM put us in a bad mood. We're feeling green.

I might be sick. But... I might vomit. What rhymes are green? I'm a lean, mean, green fighting machine. Yeah, they rise. lean mean obscene green fighting machine I'm a machine machine machine machine green machine

you see I'm just trying to figure out ways to improve my bars I came up with a bar recently what's that and I invented this thing right because I was thinking about um don't hurt yourself I hate when people say that

can you apologise I forgot what you were talking about too REM can you apologise no because I'm a lean mean green obscene fighting machine that only eats soreen okay that was cool I'm never gonna

banana saurine I'm never gonna recite my bar I only I stopped eating most foods. I only banana minion, Zorine. Yeah, that was a thing. Bina Minion, Serene. Of course, that was just something I was obsessed with.

Yeah, why are you obsessed with Sorin? What is it? It's so dense. It's like a wet bread. It's wet bread. What the fuck is Sorin? It's wet bread. Saurine is a brand of malt loaf and is owned by Mark and David, Samworth, a food manufacturing company based in Lechish, Leicester?

Yeah, no, I don't know. I can't read. Arrived in England in 1920. That's late. Were they eating Sorin in World War II? They, well, that's what the enemies are after. Yeah, yeah We will defend our Soorine on the beaches

When he was giving that speech You're thinking He was nibbling on a fresh leg Yeah, that's why he always sounded so like I rock, right Gaki gets stuck in his throat Yeah and like His jaws tired from chewing

Soren We will farm Sorreen on the beaches Do you think Do you think Churchill Like in truth Do you think he ate Sorin? I think Churchill ate

copious amounts of sorry So I didn't realize it was British I guess I assumed it was European It's got European vibes I feel No it's it's white bread It's very British Oh yeah now I'm looking at it It's brown

It's British brown Yeah Because because dad would always eat it He'd eat it like toast Yeah He'd toast it and put butter on it Yeah, but you just ate it, like, plain, right? Yeah, or sawy and banana.

You wouldn't put butter on it or anything. I don't know what's wrong with me, bro. Yeah. You could get, like, chocolate, soorine, right? That's right. Yeah. And it sucked. Soorine just sucks.

I do not like it. This is a Sorin podcast now. Yeah. We try all the different soorines, and we don't like any of them. Yeah. Just wait and counting in the days till they release a good flavor. Yeah. Bananas is as close as they've got.

Thanks to those minions. I'm a minion. I eat so reen, reen. Rine? Rine, yeah. Right. Right. Um.

Right. It's a lot more commanding. Right, you listen here. Asimr enjoyers. Listen to me now. So the new comic book just came out. It's pretty cool. There's been a new absolute Batman.

In this Absolute Batman thing. We just say it's absolutely cracking. cracked out that Wallace and Grummit version from Dimension 304 where Wallace became Ironman for just a week Gromit Jarvis It's right behind me, isn't it, lad? I love Wallace and Grommet. I saw a video of someone that in Bristol, you know, they have all the grommets.

Yeah, yeah. They've recently added a bunch more grommets and a bunch of Wallace's and a bunch of Feather McGraws to find. Oh, nice. Yeah. It takes like 20,000 steps to go see them more. Wow. That sounds like a good walk. Yeah.

That's a grand day out if I do say so much. How! Oh, ho. We're also a Wallace and Gromit podcast. if you're new around here. Sauri and Wallace and Grommet and farts. I thought you, yeah, no, we're allowed farts. We're not allowed poo.

Poo's banned. No, poo's not funny. But farts are funny, especially when it's basically doing it. Yeah, farts are allowed to be funny. Farts equal funny. Pooh. Equals X. No, not.

X doesn't mark that spot. And we is somewhere in the middle. Burps as long as it's burp guy Yeah, burp guy's funny What's he called? What's it? Shout him out? What's his I don't think I want to Why?

Because he's an actual problem He's a menace Well no, he got applause He did get applause I feel like I have to shout him out now Hang on, vamp Vamp Vamp

From Metal Gia Solid 2 Yeah Vampire Spider Spider Spider quickly. The bisexual vampire. Nice. Right, so I'm talking about burp guy,

one of the many gimmick accounts, is called Rutterrello on TikTok. And that's what he does. He does big burps in public and is like just a menace and makes people

uncomfortable. Yeah. Scares people. So I got my drinkie, you got my sweeties. What are we going to talk about today? I got my But I ate all my sweeties and the heartburn that I've relinquished with some antacids has now returned after a bag of sweetie.

Really? Popping them Rennie's like their little Zanz. Yeah, I pop, I, they're the pops I pill. They're the pills I pop. Pop. Um, pop, pop, good afternoon, morning, shh, shh, evening. Oh, night.

Yeah, man. That was cool. I'm a killer, dude. This is also a, uh, weapons podcast. Yeah. Everything firearms and. Yeah. Blades.

Blades. Whips. can do the sound effect head over to our website our store where we have a new system where you can customize your own lightsaber

yeah yeah we um we have like indestructible lightsabers yeah it's all like above board like it's legal yeah and real and real it's definitely

legitimate lightsaber yeah go to uh jar lightsabers dot com yeah just be be prepared to um like have your id ready because the british government will ask for that from you that's one one more jar lightsabers dot com um we haven't done the intro okay no I did do it didn't I mm-hmm yeah I did thank Christ you said good afternoon morning evening or night yeah my voice he's breaking I think I'm having a 58th puberty yeah are you um going back to child yeah I got old enough now I'm just revertin yeah and Benjamin buttoning yeah what happens at the end of Benjamin button he becomes a sperm cell does he and Kate Blanchett has the little sperm in

her hand and she's crying really and then she just gently places it into a river and swims off like a little tabpole. She doesn't drink it. Yeah, she just puts it in, impregnates herself. That's how cool, brother. This is Alex joined by Jim. Hello. what the hell man

I don't know I don't know Have you seen Benjamin Burton I have a long time ago only once It's not my favourite Fincher Fincher David Fincher yeah Is it?

Oh Why did I think it was The gangster guy Oh He's been on Joe Pascuali Oh yeah Joe Pascuali's

Gangster movies So usually they've got a certain attitude to yeah oh no it makes more sense of it being a fincher film but yeah it's just like a bit of a boring idea to me the hook is like

it's semi interesting but then it's like watching it actually play out it's kind of like huh yeah it's like okay cool

outside of the pregnancy stuff at the end she gives birth to her yeah and the cycle begins in the movie can just be played yeah that's awesome

a circular time loop a time lord's time loop yeah it's like a time loop type film cool cool idea wonderful idea cyclical like dark souls

do you want to talk about dark souls we've got at least dark souls will at least come up once I know that for a fact Okay cool Dark Souls the movie I do want to see Dark Souls the movie

Only if it's the guy who made free guy Directing it I'd be cool if it was the guy who Who did Red Nautus Is that not the same guy Is that There's like a certain talent pool of directors That just fit in that pocket

Do you know what I mean Yeah, the talentless Red Notice No, I was wrong Rawson Marshall Thurber Did that one Um

Who also did Skyscraper Yeah Skyscraper was a goodie Do you remember that shit? Yeah, that's a good movie Did we see that at the cinema? Yeah, we did

I don't know why because it looked hilarious and it was hilarious yeah no they're like the main theme of the movie is that when you have tech problems just turn it off and on that's right that's like the moral of the story it made shit loads of money too well it was a good film a hundred million dollar movie called skyscraper with the rock in it and this is when people actually like disaster yeah everybody hates him now

We'll see our Smashing Machine comes through. But this is Brokast Season 4, Episode 5. Wow. Before we get too deep into the episode, let me shout at this jar. What? No, don't worry. Days. Days. Days. Dase. Dease. The A-C-E.

Well, it doesn't matter. It's not spelled. But carry on. Dase. Do you want to hear my language? Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to hear my language? Uh-huh. Dase.

Every word is dace. Yeah. Sorry. Do you charge it with like a different intonation? No, it's more of a vibes-based communication structure. So pretty efficient. It's brutally efficient. A one-word language.

Yeah. Dase. Yeah, what was I saying? Don't know. Bit of this, bit of that. Thanks. Feeling naughty. Feeling nice.

I had a naughty, uh, lying bar on the way over. Did you? I was with you. On the way over where? Here. Did you not catch me? Every time you were looking away, I was sneakily having a bite. Where are you?

It was one of those duo ones too, you know? Oh, so you could have shared it. Yeah, yeah, so I had to like it. okay um but if you if you okay this is this is crazy sorry to interrupt you again but there's two possibilities here a a you did actually eat a lime bar on the walk here and i didn't notice which is weird because i feel like i would notice or b he said that you ate a lime bar on the way here and you just didn't you just didn't you just found advocated that, which is eagerly, like, strange.

If you had to put money down, what do you think the truth is? I think you made it up. Actually, first, was it white chocolate or milk? Normal milk. You prefer milk, so I feel like you wouldn't go for it. Yeah, it would definitely be milk. If it was real, which it wasn't. I knew it.

Yeah, one thing I'm really good at, probably the thing I'm best. that is identifying and remembering what people have eaten right I saw a gross video of someone um biting on a silicon implant like a breast implant right like they're not in someone's body obviously but like yeah yeah yeah little like jelly going like horrible but they're they're like crazy like durable yeah yeah I've seen videos of them getting like stabbed and stuff and they survived yeah it's crazy or um you should you should get billy some fake tits how many nipples do cats have should need like quite a few pairs right yeah she won't be able to walk some big hey bill speak of the baby l tits and they tend to

appear hello bBL billy have you seen like pictures of bbLs when the like thing gets turned the other way around yeah so it's like a flat circle yeah yeah there's a really good um guy gardener joke and the new piece maker show yeah where he's talking about his butt and how it's like he wishes it was bigger because it's just flat yeah it's just like a line he says right that's funny um where where where are we's where are we um you said uh you know i just like attach myself to words that's no that's you all one um for like temporary amounts of time like there would just be certain words in my immediate lexicon that are kind of spammed overused yeah yeah yeah um currently

it's usurp i want to like work that into anything um usurp is up is up is good Um Oh, there's There's like a What's the word that means A word that means The same as other words Like

A word that means the same as other words Well no, like you use a thesaurus To find Oh I would know it but I'm getting that blanking Yeah yeah yeah When someone asks for something specific Yeah it's really annoying

Yeah I don't know But it's not that word I'm trying to think I can't think of a word. Because I'm also hung over it as fuck. Yeah. Usurp. Usurp. What's the one I... Forget it. Forget it.

Overtake. Destroy. No, because the name Jamie is a usurper. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, that's what the meaning of Jamie is. Like, someone who will take... the throne type thing oh billy

you're gonna make me too warm um yeah how do we get there yes yes patrons was supposed to be thanking um they make the

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That will be next time though. Because we're recording this on the 30th. Just so the books understand that clear. How the fuck is it September? Oh, don't we say enough to me? It's because time flies when you're you're having fun. Woohoo.

Time flies when you're melting in the sun. Time flies before GTA6 has released on all console systems available. Hell yeah. I'm going to play it on mobile. I'm going to play it on my switch. But that's not all.

Over on the Patreon, if you have a look over there, you'll see after hours. Supplementary show. On fire as always. Last week. we do last week? Um It was a good

It was the Explaining jar thumbnails too That's right Yes We hadn't done it in years Caught that one up Some good moments in there Let's just say

The usurpers Did it again Let's just say We've been usurped Dose Dase Dase Dase

Dose is too similar to Dosa Yeah We've already Abuse that one Yeah but yeah it's not just the thumbnail video

watching the lost family guy pilot um south park trump episode discussion Superman as good as they say Paisley's chance there are so many there are so many at this point that listing them is becoming a challenge

yeah our aim is to have the same amount of um after our content as there is on the platform of YouTube

yeah we're doing pretty well so far we're getting there we're on track I think yeah we're doing the best we bloody can okay that's all you can do that's all you can bloody do is the best and a couple more things job media group chat as well another Burke kind of speaks for herself

can leave suggestions for episodes and stuff right before record, I'll jump in there. And question everything, learn nothing, shirts and mug, available now. I'll look in the description for a link to the shop. Let's do housekeeping then. We round off conversations from the previous week. We got some good ones.

Motivational geeker can cheer us up a little bit. I don't comment often, but I do want to say I really do appreciate you green guys. been watching for years and I still love it despite being green much love from a small town in Alabama the town is called green huh what let me read that

why do you need to read it I want to read it okay at the top there if your eyes can suffice What do you think Okay I thought that was quite nice No it's a nice comment

I just wanted to double check What did it double check what No don't worry Okay well scourge slap says Would you clap Jack Black's clap traps Claptrap if Jack Black clap trap could trap claps yeah I'd say no um one of the questions last week was about the fairly high proportion of LGBT people and like the jar community yeah you gaze what might

explain that you know because like maybe billy's gay we don't know billy's gay yeah yeah but uh It doesn't really get much more machoer than us So I don't really get You know what I mean? Yeah I pick up dumbbells on occasions Yeah You know

But then I suppose there are muscle gays Oh yeah true That's what they're watching for The muscle gay Um Yeah The thing is I don't want to be I don't want to be

Associated with all these liberals The wokes Yeah I feel like maybe all this time we've just been spreading the woke mind virus without even knowing it

Damn Porns of them Yes Porn We're like a We're like a Kidnap Chinese milked man You

Getting our woke mind virus Milt for the population I'm I want to see porny on one of the milking machines. You know, that's a guy who's been milked. Perfectly done. But yeah, hi, Zoe said, I wonder if a tiny bit of the LGBT demographic is a byproduct of Alex being a host on Saldonacost, which discusses art films from time to time, which is probably one of the most stereotypical bisexual core hobbies out there. I guess.

Bisexuals don't like Marvel movies, actually. I disagree They only like DC Oh okay No that Um Yeah that checks out I know right

Do you see any truth in that Uh yes I think BVS is Like art film Adjacent Equals gay Yeah BVS is gay Yeah BVS is gay

is gay can you put the the image of Superman and Batman looking at each other

with the big cards he put that on screen I forgot about that I love that picture

yeah I love a picture where the joke's a little bit hidden you know like it's like what

it was just normal yeah first glance yeah um Ardvark it's

choki said Wait, I legit thought they were doing a bit pretending there was a fourth men-in-black movie called Men in Black International. I completely forgot what about this movie. We're carrying that boulder on our backs, like, trying to keep a bit alive. No, we're still out there, we swear. We're championing. We're championing that for the only ones in the world.

Yeah. The only ones who remember it. Like, if I, I'm going to do a test, actually. I'm going to go on YouTube. search men in black international and see when the last upload was to do with this shit filter by should I do this week yeah oh there was a day ago is men in black international for sorry in men in black international for a few seconds he really thinks it is a Marvel movie

then four days ago Men and Black International cast then and now so there are a few people love it people won't stop talking about it but then it goes to Men and Black 3 full ending scene

4K seven days ago that's just like nine minutes of like the full film nice one man Men in Black 3 is a modern masterpiece. Josh Brolin's performances. Yeah.

And Jack Black. What? Does he voice the worms? He voices Will Smith. You just can't be international there? As far as... As far as like... Franchise potential, you know, like, where's the next one?

Yeah, why are we still waiting? Like, where's men in black domestic? Mm. You know? What's going on? Men in black national. Yeah. Men in black British nationals.

Um, Dibble Dobbs said, great episode, boys. Thanks for answering my question about what tough of CBT fame means. My favourite part is where you didn't answer my question about what tough of CBT fame means. I'm giving you another chance to answer it now. Please don't make me ask a third time. Cheers. Perfectly done. Done perfectly done perfectly doesn't work in that scene. If he were, if he'd said that, I don't think we would ever watch the movie. Done perfectly.

No one would give a shit. Perfectly done When you head to Jarlightsabers.com Yeah Perfectly done Oh sorry, Bill Perfectly done

Wait Do you think if I search perfectly done It will be the first result on YouTube Definitely Perfectly done No it's not even there at all what

how what do you mean wow what did you search I spelt it wrong wow there's not even a short of him doing it was search men in black

perfectly done porny Man in black Yeah There he is God, that's so exciting Meeting porny scene Look, there he is leaning

Yeah Yeah, yeah There he is on the chestboard thing When does he say perfectly done. He doesn't say it in this scene. Wait, so the first result isn't even the... Isn't he say it here?

I don't think so. This one has 600 views. Best of Pornie, one of three. 600. Wait, there is a short with him. Hey, pachoo. I call you sport. Sport is not working out of it.

It, he. Why would you call me anything? Pants don't have the things. What tons? Uh, okay. Connie, then. What happened here? Oh, we had the best party.

Kanye showed up and dropped like the whole new album. Hey, we fuck. It is good. It is good. I swear. Kanye, you. He had bully.

Pony had bully way before. I can't believe that. Whoa. Damn. We got to properly revisit that shit. All my pornies, Nazis, pony. Hi. um jarrah said hello jar i want to first say that i'm very thankful for all the laughs and entertainment you guys have brought me through the years been listening since corncast for a while i've been thinking of starting a podcast of my own kind of with the same relaxed slash open discussion vibes of the jarcast i think i have to mention that spanish is my first language and that i feel that i'd love for people to be able to have a similar experience to what you guys provide to all of us who seek authentic newest conversation as well as casual done inside jokes in this era of internet

that seems so chaotic and depressing. Anyways, just wanted to leave this comment in case you guys read it, just so you know that I'll be stealing your whole schick. Anyway, once again, thank you for everything. Game un-goon-gooos. Sorry, gamers. Hell yeah. Spanish jar.

Yeah. It's like, do that. Good. Thank you. On one condition. What? You have to mention Pornie from Men and Black International. Yeah, yeah.

At least once. Episode one, Pornie's Revenge. Yeah. Yeah. Go on episode one. Pornie's revenge. Yeah. I think that's an underrated jar thumbnail.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's always made me excited. The fact that dude at your work saw that thumbnail. Yeah. that got into that algorithm that went I love it

yeah so weird man yeah can you um can you search on Google Translate right hold on give me a second

Google Translate what much what what so English to Spanish Right Spap English

Right Yeah Perfectly done Perfected Perfectament Eche Ech Earcho

Ooh Why does this sound different Every time I think there's like Some AI thing To try and make it sound like

Weird man Perfecto Mento Hirtio Damn Yeah God that's so cool Yeah

You could name your first episode that Perfecto Mento Hirche Right, okay Kind of shifting into some actual topics now Boom 5768 So commenting this to make sure

They don't avoid talking about the guerrillas Fortnite co-lab Have you seen this? Yeah They're in Yeah It's them in their famous Sex, Murder and Party skins

Oh I didn't know they're Chose the good skins Yeah, they went for the deep cuts weirdly Yeah, yeah Okay, I might check it out then I might download Fortnite To see

The Travis Scott performance In my Nudal Sex Murder Party skin Yeah, I guess To be fair The one thing that they do do well in Fortnite Is

Make the like skins look quite good yeah they do look good to be fair you know yeah um but it's a little bit sad yeah I don't know are they adding like music to the I can't remember the last time I saw fortnight clips outside of that

after hours where we got tricked by that Lois Griffin boss battle this is what we need guys the medallion yeah quebel quop with

you gotta do this guys you gotta get the medallion guys there's this one guy who every now and again when I'm doom scrolling on YouTube there's this like let's play a streamer guy with the craziest voice

like European yeah and he's just like I don't know what you know but like he's where do I find this medallion guys yeah it's it's like that but I like

he seems actually like like I don't know how to say it in the right way but like He's he pop in two Adderall before his stream starts Dude I'll find it and show you Because it's like the weirdest uncanny

It's like Is it like stream of consciousness Like there's no breaks to him speaking No it's it's like Like that impression you just did, right? Yeah. It's perfect.

But, like, if his entire personality was, like, that. And he just says, like, nothing. He just, he's just saying words of, like, what he's looking at on the screen. Right. Yeah, yeah. And he just sits there to, I will show you when I next sit. It's really fucking weird. Well, I hope you found the medallion.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm hoping you beat Lois. It's like, it's psychopathic at a certain point, you know? Straight up. You're like, having this conversation with a bunch of Russian bots. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that's what I, like, I don't know if this person is, like, real. True, yeah. Yeah. It's happening more and more to me now where, like, I'm just getting got by these, and I'm just building with shit. Yeah, yeah. Until I, like, go to the comments and it's like, fake

yeah so I think I was got I was got good by this yeah well the top comment it will be like describing

what happened in the video and then it's like oh P.S. thanks for the Amazon gift card link in your bio yeah did you see

Will Smith he's like touring or something yeah did you see his AI video no he he put together like it's like B-roll of like crowds cheering

for him oh and the crowds are like AI yeah yeah people like slowed it down and noticed like wait why is that guy look like bagoole in the in the fucking background what a fucking loser he's he's on pure like

ego meltdown control yeah BB hell what is it big bad bitch is linger up Fuck, I can just link up. I love BBLs. He's got nothing on Porny.

No. I love BBLs. Perfectly BBL. Um, and last one of these before an anecdote. Uh, Grogu Fan Club Discord mod. this is from the JamiD group chat said Halo Divers thoughts it's just like we've made fun of a lot of fortnight co-labs right but this is a co-lab to me makes sense yeah like the and the the the art style doesn't like clash no it fits because like the default

hell divers just look like ODSTs yeah they kind of do with capes yeah I just Like, did you watch the trailer and everything? Like, it's like a legit ode to fucking ODST. It's like so random. Introducing so many people to this game. Yeah. No, really cool. I haven't tried it yet.

No. I'm going to wait for that big update, I think. That's also been announced that looks amazing. They just, they're just, what is their secret with this game? Yeah, yeah, it's just gold after gold. Because I figured after the whole Earth invasion thing, it was going to cool off for like a while. Like, I figured that was like a lot of their resources going into that. Yeah, yeah.

But they already got this stuff ready? Yeah, and it's out in like... Yeah, so early September, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I guess it'll be the day after this comes out, I think. Yeah. Which is crazy. And that update looks even cooler than like the...

stuff on super earth yeah it does as far as like a super replayable gameplay yeah yeah type thing because we were joking off

Mike the other day about how first they come for Halo then they come for gears yeah yeah because we were saying months ago when we were playing a bunch of hell divers that wouldn't it be cool

to go and like proper Gears at World 2 style go underground yeah into these like high youth networks and what they're done they're just i think we even said that like in the howdivers um oh did we that would be cool yeah but yeah i mean it doesn't seem to be exactly that it's like cave systems or whatever but

like yeah yeah but like having like a gameplay difficulty element tied to that but you can't bring down stratagem so you yeah yeah that's really cool mixes that up i was thinking of it just more as like a potential um different vibe mm-hmm not something that's implemented in gameplay to that degree it's it sounds so cool like new bosses like the flying thing yeah straight out Starship Troopers um yeah exciting times exciting times but as a general rule I'm not crazy about like co-lab stuff I'm not either um this is about as good as it can be yeah yeah I agree especially with like just the ode kind of nature

having the spiritual successor type energy in certain ways you know yeah so yeah and finally before we go to nib break um I don't really know how to tell this story without making people upset making people upset

yeah like really mad type stuff did you commit to a hate crime well Maybe Maybe a bird crime What have you done That was a crazy cartoonish gulp

That was a good gulp I'm joking I haven't done anything to any Anyone or any animal But I do have A fresh batch of intruders man I feel I've Maybe like I'm a Dr. Doolittle

Have you tried talking to them Yeah I go perfectly done and then they just like look at me the things I haven't revealed what that's like cooing perfectly done oh right yeah

so yeah I was I was sat here in fact watching the movie stop making sense which I recommended for Sardonicast and for like half an hour I just kept hearing this incessant

and it sounded like too close for comfort and it was just it was just incessant and going on for so long that I paused the movie and then went into the bathroom and then what did I see but two pigeons nesting in my plants that are nearly dead now not because of the pigeons just because of the heat so they're just chilling there and they're so relaxed when I start going towards them they don't really care? So I had to properly like, come on man, like go. Do you

like clap? Get out of here, Pidge. And more just was like, please, can you get out? And after about five minutes of convincing, they went perfectly done, and then flew out. Yeah.

Well, they didn't even fly out. They just hopped out with sass, you know? Yeah. Fine. Uh-huh. reluctant yeah reluctancy for sure yeah because I just had like gets hot I keep the windows open yeah and I'd know they they nest under the solar panels yeah I remember you saying about that a while I spotted that a few months ago so they've been they've just got new roomies I guess yeah they're like they they liked the

solar panels but then they've started seeing what you had and they yeah It's like parasite. Yeah, yeah. And there's windows on both sides of this room. Yeah. So there's multiple ways to get in. And it wasn't just that one incident. I've had three incidents so far.

Three? Yeah. Where they've been in this room, not just in the bathroom, like literally it perching on that door. Yeah. As I come up and I'm just like, what?

And they just stare at you. don't really freak out See, I think they have to be like racing pigeons You reckon They must be like Well, they were domesticated, weren't they?

Yeah But surely they'd have like a tag on them or something On their leg You know what you should do, trying it to pick up money Oh yeah Fetch Fetch things Yeah

Because I mean I don't actually have an issue with it Outside of the Pooh Yeah I'm really paranoid about them, like, poeing on some expensive tech that's in this room. Yeah, that would be annoying. Like, otherwise, I don't really... But if you get them to bring money, then they can pay for the things that they destroy. Yeah.

And then everyone's happy. It was quite nice. A bit of, like... I have a strong philosophy, right, where I feel like... So many people in modern life have this strong wall, this barrier between this idea that, yeah all this is ours them animals those plants fuck them

they are then they're not to be in house they're nothing to do with you yeah it's like no we're all we're all this this is all of our land oh damn you know what I'm saying

yeah no that was a cool way to kind of re um like morph something that's been done and just do it in your own Mm-hmm. To make it suit more so. Yeah, I mean, think about the watering hole, you know? Exactly. All the animals begin there. The predators and the prey.

They're like, it's like World War II of football. Yeah. Christmas Day, World War I trench football. You know? We can all be friends. Why can't pigeons and cats and dogs and mice be friends? That's exactly it. Why do pigeons and rats and cats and dogs and mice play football on Christmas Day?

But that is my only fear, though, is that Paisley has a very strong prey drive for birds. So she... But, I mean, this house is an ecosystem. Yeah. I guess, yeah. Paisley got to eat. A dog's got a eat. It's a dog-eat pigeon world out there.

But it's a pear, though. Like a bonded pair. A pear-bomb baby. I'm just I guess that's what it is I'm a bit stressed that they've laid an egg somewhere God knows how long they've been up here

And you're going to be a father again Yeah Because I've cared for baby birds before Yeah And it will pebb on to you Because you'll be the first thing it sees Yeah You've got to put it in the oven

Chicken The egg warm supposed to marinate it first bro you got to put it between your butt cheeks that's how they're laid no but they sit on it to keep the egg warm or whatever oh right yeah yeah part hard soft boil it but there's a dog and a cat in this house so I don't know how these pigeons have just been like chilling do you think billy could take on a pigeon they're quite big no they're too big um so we'll see where that goes Billy has killed a squirrel, though.

And they're pretty big. What haven't you killed little meal? That's it. She ate a squirrel's leg. Really? Yeah, she killed a squirrel and put it in the, like, out the back. Um, and it just had three legs. So you ate its leg off.

That's, God. What is wrong with her? Because, like, we were joking earlier that she doesn't do that anymore. Yeah. And she, yes, so she, and now she eats like kimchi. Yeah, she loves kimchi and strawberries now. She's, she's a changed thing. It was by understanding that cats are carnivores.

Yeah. Right? Like, the only other thing I've seen them eat normally is a bit of grass. Yeah. You know, maybe some catnip. But why is it, a cat shouldn't be eating strawberries. Yeah, just, there's something wrong about that.

Let alone kimchi. Yeah. Like, why does she even want it? Yeah. Fermented cabbage. It's just weird. Um, yeah. So that's kind of, uh,

the way the ecosystem is evolving at the moment. Um, I don't know. I don't. Because there's that trend of people like having fake plants. Yeah. you know where it's like

just don't have any if you're gonna do it yeah yeah for sure it's like corny it's worse than corny yeah because you can get

like designer plants as well but like what like the aesthetic is just do the real fucking thing yeah no but it's like the attitude that it's like dirty yeah yeah

when it's like we are dirty though like come on let's be real Yeah, and also, like, no, but if, if you're too clean, then you're not going to have, like, an immune system. You got to, you got to sometimes scratch your ass on and then suck on your fingers. Yeah, you sometimes got to just not shower and let your nails, like, just get dirt under them. And then, like, pick your buggers. Yeah, pick your buggers and eat your buggers from underneath your fingernails, getting all the dirt out at the same time. Roll in the dirt.

Splash it in a puddle. Let dog eat its own shit and then French kiss you. Frenchie kiss you. Yeah. You know? Cuddle with cat that ate squirrel leg. It's cute. Well, I guess we'll see after these messages.

Yeah. Do you silly foots that's not that you're available now? That the description of my own My stomach It's real A bit of a minute Yeah A little bit of

A chicken Uh Chicken overrun Chicken came back for a minute there Oh really Bit bread crummy Now more like a chicken eye Chicken eye

Is not what they make gets out of. No, it's like their legs. Wings. Those like frill things. Yeah. They're feathers.

I mean, they're fucking yummy. Yeah. Right? Yeah, they got flavor. Yeah. Chicken beak. Yeah. You got to do someone them beaks.

Yeah. The gristle. the sinew that's holding the like bits you want together. Tender

Nogget Yeah Tender Tender Tender Nuggets We make our nuggets With the purest chicken eyes Yeah

100% real chicken Yeah It's like Terely true Yes Chicken legs And eyes And even beaks

too Welcome to second half of the cast, where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the Jiam Media subreddit. Well, you can too, and you should. Yeah. But first, if you got this far, comment. Bosch. Bosch.

Yeah. Boosh. Buh. B. B. B. B. Buh. Um, so yeah, we got some here.

Including an important one, actually. which we absolutely have to do this was a good thread this week obvious humour 666 can start us off had any strange emails in the jar email recently anyone wanting to come on the cast celebs yeah I mean

there are so many like celebrities asking to come on that we've basically got a catch-all rule of like no nobody apart from like Billy or pigeons are really allowed on agreed you know like we've had we've had you know will

he's like constantly like please let let me on you know or maybe his PR team or whoever they are yeah we love JAR that stands for he wants to do a freestyle on yeah our show

do you realistically think like if if you were interacting with Will Smith would you be sincere would I no would I be sincere yeah what do you mean

no like if Will Smith was sat here would I be sincere with all of his PR team like watching from the sidelines you know

with their weapons yeah the laser like on your heart be nice to him he will slap talk about how good his new song is

Yeah. Talk about BBLs. Um, no, I couldn't know. I'd look him in the eye and say, I hate you. You fucking wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't.

Yeah. No, I think I would feel sorry for him. Really? I think I'd look at you and think all that, all that and look at where that's got you.

Right fucking here Do you think you'd be able to Because you know Sometimes when you see someone In person The vibe can be like different Yeah Do you think you'd be able to see

Like You'd sense the suffering Yeah Behind the eyes type thing Yeah I think yeah for sure Where like there's There's just an energy to it

You know Some subconscious like body language thing Yeah Yeah No that man's carrying he's carrying some he's like Sisyphus you know

yeah he nearly gets to the top but he just has to go and slap Chris Rock you know he was forced to yeah he was at the top he was getting his Oscar

and uh one slap sent that ball rolling all the way back down and it's still rolling down because did you see that list of things he projects he's turned down

no Like the Matrix Like he was going to be Neo in the Matrix Wow And there's another big one I think it was Inception Something like that Really?

Let me double check I could not imagine him in a Maybe I could be wrong on that It might be spreading No it was Inception What? Because he didn't get it It's the quote

Wow And Django in Django Unchained He could have been He wanted to do it different right Oh he wanted too much like That's wild to me where it's like You could be in a Quentin Tarantino movie dude Yeah but he didn't want

He didn't want the like grime You know he wanted it to be a Will Smith movie Right I just don't get actors that do that No, it's very, it's rock-coded. Yeah. This whole movie should, like, exist to make me cooler to people. Yeah. Yeah, lame.

It's a platform for my ego. Yeah. That's it. Lame. That's like... Uh, days. Yeah. But, like, how sensitive are you?

Where it's like, you need, in every... situation to just be like jerked off by everyone around yeah it's like what is wrong with you what character floor is that you know I think they call it narcissistic the nasty system yeah it's like the nasty system he's got you know do you think Will Smith is a narcissist nasty system I think he's kind of ensnared in the nasty system Oh This nasty system will make narcissisms out of us That's a bar

If Will Smith was on the cover of an animorph's book What animal would he be turning into Hmm A pigeon That's a movie Yeah With Tom Holland I've watched that movie

I tried to Holy shit I didn't finish that movie Really I skipped through it Yeah yeah I couldn't even get to the part Where he turns into a pigeon

I was only interested With how like Bad the hook is We're talking about Benjamin Button as far as like It's kind of interesting I guess As like Yeah

Huh We're actually using Benjamin Button As like a bad example Well you were but I quite like it I just it's the execution I don't really care about. I said I would stare David Fincher in the eye and say, I hate you.

No, I wouldn't do that. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't say that to anyone. No, I would. Hey. If Benjamin Button was real. Yeah. Old baby Benjamin Button. I hate you.

Yeah. I hate you, you. You weird old baby. But what's wrong with the cool spy being turned into a pigeon? That's a funny idea. Like, about like he's got to learn to be funny you gotta

he can't be so serious all the time spies in disguise is that what it's called yeah that was maybe that was like his idea yeah I've got a great idea

that was his idea for Django Yeah. How about like we make him a spy and he turns into a pigeon? Yeah. Django in disguise. Loptical said, if the lava lamp exploded and caused a fire, what one item would you save?

I'd grab the smiling dog and portrait. Yeah. I'd take a cutting of my favorite plant. That's a good answer, because then you could have infinite. Yeah. A cutting. Instead of just taking the plant. Yeah.

Might be too big. Might be too heavy. I'm in a rush. Got to go get my secateurs. Well, yeah, I guess it depends on what your second is. No! I bring the sofa. Just one pillow from the sofa.

Yeah. cushion. Yeah. Stupid fucking question. Next. Liam McCas says, Hello boys. I came back from holiday where things were very green. The other day

and lo and behold, the Italian man beside me on the plane watched the entirety of Ice Cube's War of the Worlds on his phone. Needless to say, this was my entertainment for the flight sorted. The guy seemed pretty into the film. At one point, I went to take a sip of water from my water bottle. It's one of

ones that clangs when you drop it and has a pop open sippy bit anyway I went to open it and I don't know due to the higher air pressure or some shit the water flew out the bottle and fucking drenched both the ice cube enjoy and myself I guess that's what I get for being a pretentious brick I was pretty embarrassed and apologetic and thankfully the guy didn't seem too upset do you guys have any anecdotes of the funny shit people watch on public transport or Anything similar. Anyway, keep up the good work.

Think I've been watching since I was 16 or 17 and now I'm 23. What the fuck? Beber. G-G. Bear-Beer. Yeah, I've seen just unhinged shit on people's phones. Yeah, when you get the right angle on the train. Yeah.

You see some fucking dark truths. Porn. Yeah, everyone's... The amount of the time I've seen people watching porn on the train. Yeah, everyone's just watching porn in public. What is the deal with that? Like, on their work break. In the most, like, basic animal instinct level, you just can't resist.

Like, it has to be, like, at all times, constantly engaged. Let me just see some pits right now. I'm just going to fucking watch some porn right now. Whenever you're looking at your phone in, like, an episode, it's like, yeah, yeah. It's my background. Yeah. Anyway, it might not be the case anymore.

Hip, hip. now it's just um porn coded youtube shorts or uh instagram reels yeah yeah it's uh yeah just people with as little clothing as possible yeah to get past yeah um but one one thing i remembered noting seeing and just it made me feel a little bit sad Um, I was sat behind this woman who was on, like, Tinder. Oh, swiping. And, yeah, she was, like, swiping. And then she'd go over and then, like, text.

Or no, she was messaging people, like, on it. Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. And then just going back and swiping more. And it's like, like, entertainment. like it's like commodifying it's like TikTok it's the same as TikTok but it's people and like the idea is that you're looking for either sex or a relationship and I don't know treating either of those is yeah that is kind of sad to me you made me conjure a great image though

I'm picturing like just these normal looking dudes is it swiping left I if you don't like it yeah I get maybe I don't know um but yeah swiping left left minger minger then who's there porny swipes right instantly yeah yeah sends him a message yeah or then keep scrolling waiting for the reply from porny the pigeon from spies and disguise another right swipes Yeah, yeah, yeah. How does that, how does that hit you? Um, well, dark truths. Dark treats.

Yeah, we just became a Red Bill podcast for a minute. Yeah, that's what they're talking about on fucking whatever. You guys seen spies in disguise? Yeah, like the fresh and fit guys have all those Florida girls. Do you even know what porny says, his famous line? His iconic line. Do you even know the porny law? Do you know about the queen?

Gotcha. Wow. bro yeah too far that's that's these dark trees that we're talking about

there you know yeah it's hard to accept truths yeah people be commodifying each other like like spies in disguise

like you know I guess one man's porny is another man's worm one man's one man's pornie is another man's spy in disguise

yeah ha oh he fuck yeah um Lego Loppy 1, 2, 3, 4 5 said Do you ever get freaked out by this sheer amount of

stories from your lives that you have forgotten about but hardcore fans of the cast basically have memorized? So I've got a huge fucking reveal Okay This is like M-night levels of like twist reveal Oh okay, yeah

Um It's gonna be some bullshit I'm not freaked out by it Because it was all intentional As far as the fact that I'm a living Memory virus What's a living memory virus? I saw the smack.

Speaking of Inception, I'm Will Smith being placed into the listeners' brains. So even if I was, you know, assassinated, let's say, I would continue to live on through the memories. and eventually I'd start Imagine like Benjamin Button Right But instead of getting younger I've not seen Benjamin Button So can you use spies in disguise

That's something to Yeah so imagine like You're Bill Smith as a spy right Yeah animated do Imagine instead of turning into a pigeon You turn into a fragment of a memory And you're implanted Inception style into thousands of people around the world.

Or are you just talking about? No, it's like a growth. If I was assassinated, that's when the memory matrix activates. Right, and does one person who has these memories gradually turn into you? Yes. Right, right. So have you had the memory virus since before JAR? Yeah.

this was like the plan right so you've always been a memory virus yeah well no that doesn't because where does it start were you not someone who didn't have the memory virus i'm i'm the like singular the original yeah but like well no you can't as far as i know because it's a cooler idea if it's, if you're not the original, you know? You're like Shibiri like, do you go on, like, even if when you were like seven or something

you got introduced to the mind virus, then the memory virus. Yeah, I was listening to Fraschen fit when I was seven. And I got this inception. No, you watched, you watched one Disney remake and got the, the woke memory virus. And then

a, whatever so the answer is no you should be freaked out because you're now infected infected the infection spreads

brother infection go dose dost yeah yeah yeah

yeah no I I think I think it's good What, the memory virus? No. To be remembered in any capacity. Look, I'm in the movie.

Wait. The memory. Bacterium is real? Virus is different to bacterium. No. A virus isn't a bacteria. What is it then? It's a virus.

What's E. coli then? That is a bacteria, I believe. And what's botulism? I don't know. I don't know what that is. Checkmate, like a ponie on a board. Buh! Let me find out, E coli.

He's someone basically with that noise. Yes, the bacteria. I was right. Nice. E coli are... What's the other one? Now search, is the memory virus a virus or a bacteria? Well, if it's called the memory virus, then it's a fucking virus.

Well, no, it's like sometimes things are called something and it's like, well, it's not that thing at all. Such as... Um, like the worms from men in black. They're worms. They're not worms. Yeah. Yeah, but worms is like a catch. Like a nickname.

Is the memory virus... A virus. or bacteria let's see what fucking Google AI is said about this it's going to act like it's real the term memory virus does not refer to a specific pathogen

but rather to the arc protein and actually a carrying gene product in the brain that functions in memory formation and shows a surprising similarity so it's an arc protein memory virus to the function to ancient viruses this virus-like protein packages its own genetic material into a shell and transports it between neurons

a process analogous to how viruses infect and transmit information therefore while the arc protein itself is not a virus or bacteria its viral-like mechanisms are key to memory it's like Starcraft law it's just like pulling from a wiki so it's actually a protein right nice yeah it's a world of warcraft elven memory virus

that's cool though I'm gonna I'm gonna steal that it's an arc protein that allows the memory virus to transmit

from subject to subject where the fuck do we need to know that that's stupid information yeah they're just making it up anyway it's just fake news yeah it's probably woke as well oh well it's

It's like an, an arc protein. Shut the fuck up. They're just copying the Bible yet again. Yeah. Scientists always do that. Oh, let me just... They're jealous. Let me just flick to John 11.

Get the answers there. Copy and homework ass. Yeah. What chapter is it where they talk about, um, the memory virus in the Bible? That's John 1010, I think. Damn. That's cool. But not as cool as this one.

Otherwise, Anul said Bear Bear Jar, is Iron Fist Alexander considered a dibby? I want to hear reasoning and perhaps debate as to whether he is or not. What? What are you confused by? What's Iron Fist Alexander? Are you, why do I know more about... The Warrior Jar? Yeah.

Okay. My head went to your, um, Sonic A.C. I was like, no, but my one's like the baller ones. Like the Buller ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yours is like a castor. Anyway, no, I'm, um, no, too big.

But the, what about the tiny ones? The little one, the little one that calls you cuz at Jartown, Jarlberg. Does a dibby necessarily have to be tiny? No. But this one isn't, especially in the D.L.C. when you see what's inside them. Yeah. Yeah, and like when you fight them, they like explode with gunge. Yeah. So no. Probably not.

But also, can Jim please go on for 20 minutes about who the best from soft dibs are? Who? Muriel Pasta, vows, Torrent, or even Blacksmith, André. game on there's blacksmith Andre a dibby see my head goes to the cat in the forest yeah

I'm thinking those fat-eyed things with that shoot the spike poisons the basilisks yeah they're not dibbies they're terrifying no those eyes they're cute they're cute they're not even real eyes they're not it's real eyes

let me double check this basalis bass illis I've never been a good speller Basilisk, Madagascar Which one? Eldham Ring Well, they're in Dark Souls as well

Yeah, they're pretty cute No, you can see It's real eyes, look Oh yeah, yeah They're great They've got big fake eyes I think um What's her name?

with the scythe in the big tail she's a dibby scyth in a big tail in Dark Souls 1 she's in the painted world Priscilla I'm blank in such you might know of um did you do the painted world I don't think I did play DLC no the painted world wasn't DLC oh no I did do the painted world okay so I remember finding it quite hard yeah when you get to the end of that there's the woman with the tail Priscilla Oh, right. No, not a dibby.

She's wifu. Yeah. Dark Souls isn't really a dibby type franchise, let's be frank. It's kind of too scary. Dark Souls 2 has the cat. I think cats are just dibbyish. Yeah. Blood bone?

Blood vials. No, Bloodbourne has, like, the worms. The worms? Yeah. What's the men and black worms are in Bloodborn? Search Bloodborn worms. There's like the little... Hateful maggot.

Is that he's talking about? No. This is horrible. Well, it's like... Blood-lettered beast. I've never seen that boss. Nice. Yeah.

Man, I want to fucking play that game. That's 60 FPS. Um... Parasite lava? Maybe? Lava Island There, Dibbys. So no.

Dark Souls has the old guy on the chair. No. Dark Souls 3, the old guy. It's me, guy. Not Dibby though. No. No, you're right. What about the Pilgrims? They kind of did.

What are they? From Dark, Search Pilgrims, Dark Souls 3. Pilgrim Butterfly? No. Yeah, those guys. That's too scary to be a debut. No, but they're like, you think they're scary, but then you meet one and they're like, oh. Oh, I remember these.

Yeah. Yeah. He's like, oh, hello there, my guy. Sekaro? Monkey Centipedes Yeah They're really

It's a difficult Set of games Armoured Core Is there a Dibby Mek? New genre Dibby Mecca There's little cars Dibby Mecca

Dibby Mecca anime Oh, there's a neat Debbie Macarena, people. Right. Are you done? Okay. Do you mind? Do you mind on a Saturday? Do you want one or two more?

Two more. Okay. Jazzy Dasmin says, hey Jha, I was wondering how Jim's music theory and piano practice has been going. Also, would the brothers be up for a little duet on the cast sometime soon? You could do a man-man cover, perhaps. By that, I mean, I'm only SpongeBob. Okay, thank you.

Slow and steady. Slow and steady defeats the evil bunny? I disagree. Or is it the scorpion that's. stings on the journey over. Fast and hectic brings joy. Yeah. It's the statement I've always lived by.

Yeah, it's going well. It's satisfying. I think anyone who plays any instrument just always wants to be better than they are. So it's like an endless pursuit of some. kind of smile it's good by putting it an internal smile of sorts yeah

a green a green smile yeah a buggery smile because you got buggers stuck in your teeth from from your dirty fingernail I love eating bugger

let's be frank I'm not gonna mess around yeah it feels good to get them out and they taste nice nice texture everything that I eat is about trying to make my my burgers taste loads of dairy to get all congesting when did bugger really stick

because like we shouldn't say that I think I'm a bigger neck Yeah I didn't get right Wow Because what's the Brit's supposed to say Bogies Yeah Bogies isn't funny

No The game was quite funny Yeah yeah The word bogey No bogey It's not like appetising I don't want to eat a bogey But I want to eat a booger

You know A nice bloody booger Yeah Yeah, man Oh my god Oh my god You know how it is Sometimes a truth bomb hurts

Yeah Yeah These dark truths We keep coming back to them Oh man That's a bad thing Sometimes when I smoke I feel like every individual bugger in my nose

I've got to get them out you know yeah yeah it's really annoying because like you want to be able to breathe yeah but they're just bug is blocking you can yeah you can feel the like

the airflow disruptions yeah you can visualise the green air coming up of like your nose and the you know like the wind patterns yeah you're trying to get aerodynamic and getting a little snack at the same time this shit making me hungry this is hungry work

dude digging for gold one of my cool memories is um when I was in like what would it have been like year three or year four there was this girl that I had like a massive crush on and she like sneezed and like the biggest bugger I've ever a huge white bugger like came out and then I stopped liking it really wow I got the ick you fucking hypocrite I know I think you're gonna say you ate it I'm getting like ew yeah That's crazy Man

Because of powerful things When misused Well Or when used properly I'd say When used properly When used properly When they're weaponised with intent

So grace You can't be doing that That's like a war crime I just like the idea that it's like Infinite energy Okay It's like The fucking

You know the particle accelerated bullshit Whatever they're doing with that Speeding up a bugger To fucking speed a fuck That's how they figure out fusion why not bugger fusion

guys we've finally done it we've used two together infinite energy is unlocked why not though we're just talking about what the fucking virus fucking protein yeah yeah

the arc protein they figured that out protein bugger collider they probably figured that out from like a bit of mold that was on, you know. On an old bugger. Yeah.

Bugger moths. What the fuck was the question? Genuinely try and remember. We did the Dark Souls one. Was this the Dark Souls one? No, this. Oh, that's Billy. Fuck me.

Did she jump skit at you? Yeah, she just like stretched and poked her toes. Ooh, big spider. yeah I thought it was yeah um yeah what the fuck the guy who's been listening for ages you asked if I wanted to one or two more questions I think that might have been the dark source one no no no that's piano practice oh okay yeah it's going all right you could use it as like a memory memory uh tool You know, in the, in the test for your grades,

that you quickly pick your boogers and put them on the keys. You need to remember that. Gross, man. Okay, boogers are band. Yeah, bugger's a band. Yeah, not funny anymore. Ruin. I love picturing someone who's, like, really grossed out by things.

hearing stuff like that and I'm getting like disturbed you know because I don't know am I just weird for not finding shit gross I just don't care really I find real shit gross yeah

like talking about it I guess I'm yeah like poop and stuff like if I got poop on me I'd be like oh don't like it yeah but it's funny to talk about

I guess if yeah you go into well but not poop Poop isn't funny anymore. Unless you go into a, uh, like a McDonald's toilet and see the like

inscriptions like smeared on the walls. Yeah, yeah. From, uh, someone who's figured out the, uh, the bugger code. Yeah. Start around the bugger code and shit

on the McDonald's board. The fusion code. Yeah. The formula. Yeah. Neil deGrasse Tyson walks in. Oh my God. We've finally got it.

And there it was. Written in poo-poo. The phone was. The bugger formula written in shit. In the McDonald's bathroom. Hey, hey, hey. right right we got one more here and it's like not funny at all like it's really serious okay okay we have over the past month or two brought up kind of a new

recurring jar character of sorts someone who I've um nickname Taj okay for um throwaway Jarling. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah. Um, give us a, like a cliff notes of, uh, where we're out with them, what you, what you remember. So throwaway jarling was homeschooled. Yeah, homeschooled. Um, and they made a throwaway account to tell us this story. Had some strange parents, but got given the opportunity to move in with some friends. Met online? Yeah. And then go to school and stuff and like...

Yeah, so we have an update. Cool. Good evening, Jim and Alex. Third comment from this account, I'm not sure if you've read the second, but I've been busier than I have been in my entire life, so I haven't caught up with the cast or write another update yet. I read the timestamps, and it doesn't look like you did,

but I'm still writing in case anyone wonders how I'm doing. The trip took a total of five days, so they've done it. Wow. By truck with my friend driving We could have gone faster but decided to spend a day with friends who let us sleep over It was really nice to meet online friends in real life Hanging out with them felt really natural and fun Ever since completing the trip I've been staying with a friend in his guest room

This is not the first time I've met him in person So I felt very safe to do this I'll be moving in with the same person who drove me over However the house I'm supposed to move into long term isn't ready yet Someone was going to free a room by moving out but they are operating very slowly. Progress is still being made, just more slowly than I'd like. When plans rely on several people, I guess it's inevitable.

They're not everything will go perfectly smooth. So I've not lost hope or anything like that. I'm learning now, though, being social is exhausting. I've had a lot of fun seeing my friends and meeting and befriending their friends, but I've never lived like this. Seeing people, every single day, not really having my own place. It's very tiring. I'm happy and less stress than I was at home,

but I really need a break soon. Staying in a guest room feels like I'm staying in a hotel. I miss my hobbies like drawing and making music, but all my stuff for those is packed in someone's basement until that person moves out and I get the room. I hope that soon I finally have my own room and can have space to myself. My friend, who I've been staying with,

doesn't have a good sense of when I need space to myself and it is a little overwhelming. Even while I'm writing this, he's talking to me a lot. I've been having a hard time finding any downtime except late at night when I'm exhausted. I really need a job. Getting one is not intuitive. I have autism so the social aspects of this do not come naturally to me. I feel like 80% of what you're supposed to do is more implied than concrete. It's confusing but I'm working on that. Yesterday I got a vaccine for the first time. I got the MMR vaccine measles, mumps and rebella. It made me feel hung over and have a low fever

today but thankfully I didn't have any allergic reactions or anything bad like that. Surprisingly after hearing about how people talk about the American medical system, it was actually free, and I can get more for free. I just didn't want to jungle juice them in case I had an allergy or something. I still have not had a check-up with the doctor, but I'll schedule that after I finally find a job. I felt healthier and better in general, though. The friend who drove me over here has been taking me on walks in the woods nearly every day, and I've been eating much more often too. They were living with my parents, my house was not deprived of food. There was plenty to go around, but through a mix of factors, I got into the habit of not eating much.

and mostly eating lower calorie foods like vegetables. When I was a kid, my parents installed a security camera that watched the pantry and a lock on the pantry door. There was another security camera that watched the fridge. They were positioned to watch where my parents could easily say they were watching, just watching the doors, but I'm not sure why they wouldn't have just put them outside. Sometimes when I wanted to eat the food was locked up because my parents didn't want me to eat it at night for some reason.

I also got tired of my mum's extremely extremely bland cooking and all of this combined with being depressed due to the entire living situation I just got into the habit of barely eating I've gotten better about it in the past year or two but living away has been what really kicked down the door of my bad eating habits and got me to eat a healthy amount consistently

especially cooking for people who appreciate it ever since moving I've been happier and less stressed but a lot more time tired and overwhelmed I hope that when I settle in more I'll be able to able to rest better and have more time for myself when I need it. Before next episode, I'll do my best to catch up on the cast so that I can write to hear my update sooner after the episode comes out. I also wanted to clarify something I'd been thinking about from last time you read my comment. I said, my parents are very traditional and decided to homeschool me growing up.

So one of you asked if homeschooling is traditional. What I meant by traditional was basically just that they have far right opinions. They're homophobic, anti-vax. They are Christian, they love drum and Elon, et cetera. The reason they've homeschooled me wasn't out of tradition, but more because they didn't want me to end up having left-wing opinions, i.e. being an atheist, being in the LGBT community or anything like that. Parenthesis, it didn't work, by the way. I'm not sure how to end this post, but I would just say, good night, Loll.

Wow. Nice update. Yeah, I appreciate it. They took the swim. They took big swing. Yeah. Seems to be working out for them so far, which I like to hear. Yeah.

Awesome. no when when you said um it was serious i was worried it was going to be like down and i agree it is serious but it's it's really positive but i think um the the social stuff is exhausting i find um

like i need to like recharge yeah yeah i find socializing very yeah it can be totally draining um yeah especially if you're in this transitional period we don't have your own space to like recharge um yeah yeah on top of like a crazy stressful situation yeah um it's all new to you don't have like a um like a solid consistent like place yet yeah it's all like moving so you are going to be tired and exhausted because you know moving sucks especially when it's

so you know such a big uh distance you travel yeah it'll be so worth it there like uh yeah and like it is a learning process of like you know living with people and figuring out like like how to communicate uh your boundaries with them i guess yeah like your space and stuff like that um but yeah you'll get there hell yeah yeah i'm glad they took the plunge? I'm proud of you, kid. Brow to you kid. Proud of you,

Pawnee. Perfectly done. Couldn't have said it better more self. Nice one, pony. We need like a button that's just, you know, perfectly done, perfectly done, perfectly done. Make a beat. Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

Perfectly done. Yeah, that's a fucking amazing idea. Like a song called Perfectly Done. Sampling Porny. Yeah. What amazing fucking idea. What a fucking good idea. Sometimes a lightning strikes.

Into a bottle and you can put the lid on. Mm-hmm. Then you throw that ship in a bottle into the sea. Then it winds up on a secret island, where many, many powerful rich people like to play. Like to play. Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm proud of you, kid.

I'm proud. I'm so proud. Proud of you, kiddy. I'm proud of you, kiddie. I'm Superman. I'm proud of you, kid. I'm proud of you, Thanos.