JAR Media Posdact - The CHARLIE Episode

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies 0:00 Intro 10:09 Housekeeping 20:45 Womad 30:09 Mid Break 32:01 Question Segment: Deadpool 3 Success & Free Guy Love 36:09 The Mr Beast Situation Just Got UNLOCKED 51:03 Tone Shift - We Talk About the UK Riots 1:21:34 Patron Name Segment

Yeah, what the fuck? It's like it, it's like the normal, sir? Yeah. Cinema experience, get the fucking popcorn. Yeah, this is wild. Thumbail face? Yeah. Right Charlie.

Charlie. Is it too messed up to do the Charlie episode? You're allowed to... Charlie... It's like this bruce like a tumour that won't leave me alone. Have you developed Tourette? I'm like losing my mind. I'm losing my mind, Charlie!

This is like the shining. is Charlie your bartender Charlie Here's Charlie Yeah Yeah this one is stuck around For a peculiar It's really stuck for some reason

And now I'm like Do you remember that weird Jim Carrey movie The number 23 Remember? He was he's like a writer You're like You get obsessed with like Conspiracy theories

And it all links to his number Yeah I'm thinking like yeah everything links to charlie everything links to charlie charlie bit my finger charlie xx you know all the

all the biggest things ever charlie what other big charlie um charlie king no king charlie charlie charlie king charlie footh Charlie footh yeah um

the famous vehicle Charlie footh you know in the army they go Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Fox Trot. Charlie don't serve? Charlie So Cool Like?

What's that? Is that what it was called? I feel like that's a YouTube channel. Charlie So Cool, like. I feel like that's a person. I think you just make that sure. The point is there are Charlie's abound. Well, yeah, it's a name.

If you're a Charlie, let it be known to the world. In fact, you have the best name. Put it on a shirt. I would say. Really? Just your own name, like... Charlie.

Normally that would be like kind of weird to do. You know, put your own name on a shirt type thing. Do you really think Charlie is the best name? Why would it linger otherwise? That it cares. Why would it do this to me? It's like ruining my life. It's actually ruining my life.

Ever since that episode called Charlie Foof, that's like evidence. There was an episode called Charlie Foof? Yeah, months ago. Is that where it will be? began really. It's not Charlie's been going for a long time. It's not... Charlie Foof It's not being confirmed

that that is the start date, but that's at least confirmation that that's how long it's been going. I feel like... Foof came first. No, it didn't. How did it? Foof came before Charlie. What?

Charlie Footh. Do you think it was the combo that kind of like Yeah Got the ball rolling Yeah because like There wasn't an association I don't know Charlie Foof just rocked

Charlie Foof changed the game Yeah there was like a thread going around Of like cool names That like just like Johnny Knoxville Just a cool name Yeah fine Charlie Foof It's up there

Vincent Diesel Charlie Foof Yeah I feel like Vin Diesel was actually like the opposite Of that It's like It's trying to be

that but it's not doing it's trying to be Charlie Foof but it's trying to be Charlie but it just nothing can you touch it you know yeah and now now you're gonna start noticing it you know what everywhere Charlie you're gonna start noticing that hold up there's a lot of Charlie's there's more Charlie's than you once thought interesting okay but uh good afternoon Charlie Good morning, Charlie. Good evening, Charlie. All night, Charlie.

I want you to be angrier about this. I need someone to give me pushback, so I have a reason to stop. I think you're not going to get it. You know, people... You like it, don't you? People are fine with Charlie. They actually love it. Yeah, there's like, it's not like abrasive.

It's not, you know, like the argue voice. That shit pissed me off. Charlie? Yeah. Like if it was that the whole time, it would be like, shut the fuck up. Type. Business. Once I've done the housekeeping, we need to come back to argue because I've got to ask you something about him.

Okay? So don't let me forget that. You know how I feel about him there. I know how you feel about it. It would just be like unnecessarily. No, no, but I need you to explain something for me, but we'll get to that shortly. um i said good afternoon morning evening or night but i didn't say i didn't specify to the people who aren't charlie at first they're they're welcome i guess um don't really find me in like fully honest

don't really put them in the same level as people who aren't called charlie is fine um I'm just being honest Do you think it's possible that you see as our king is in the position he is through divine right he's Charlie so maybe you're associating

divinity with Charlieisms are you saying this as a reason as to why I should not be doing it. No, I'm just saying maybe this is why you view Charlie's as so important.

Superior. Superior. You're like a Charlie Eugenics believer. Would you be concerned? Charlie Jean? If I if I genuinely

got my name changed to Charlie and was like that would piss me off. Charlie Belmont now. Like I'm just straight up. No, that would fucking anger me. Like, I just got it done. I would never call you Charlie. So that's how far I've got to push it to actually piss you off with this. Yeah, that would really fucking annoy me.

I don't even know why. I've just had like a visceral reaction to that, but it would really piss me off. Yeah. And you know how much of a nuisance that would be, like, for a joke to, like, change your name. Yeah. You'd have to change, like, every document. Passport, passport, driving license, bank. Yeah. Everything.

Like, is it worth it? How far am I willing to go? That shit's getting creepy now. This guy? Timothy. I mean, Charlie. He's Charlie now.

Everyone's Charlie now. I think that's what stemmed it. Actually, because I was like, I'm so bad with names. Wait a minute. Let's just level the playing field. If everyone is Charlie, then it's easy. You know? Yeah.

Hi there, Charlie. But of course, I've gotten into trouble because I forgot my immediate neighbor is called Charlie. And I often have like the windows open and I'm just walking around, just vocal stimming, just screaming. And often it will be something like, I'll see Billy and be like, Hello there Charlie So he must hear this Cringy, just like just the weirdest shit coming from my house

I love picturing like what's going on in there Like it was this room that I recorded Like The Hunt Down the Freeman like audio stuff I like picture sometimes like What if I had the window open and he just like could hear Get down Oh bloody hell But before we get too deep into the show

Let me shout out this job media patrons over at the over at charlie.com yeah and they I apologize they don't like being called patrons

they're like being called patrons I forget um Patreon's over at Patreon not only make the audio version of the show possible but they do

get their names read out in the first or second week of each month if they're a debateeer above like this very episode there is a rule

for the coming month though any name that isn't Charlie or has Charlie within the name won't get red. No, we'll get red. If it has Charlie in the name is the only way it's gonna get. Yeah, that's what I just said. Oh, sorry, yeah. No, I'm in my own Charlieish kind of world right now. I don't know. Is this like a kind of psychosis? Um, charliosis? That's not all though, bro. There's more on the Patreon like this. You get the raw MP3 ad free. That's not all.

There's the JARMedia patron group chat. Suggestions. Talkings. Images. Need I say more? I don't think so. That's some good advertisement. Is it advertisement or advertisement?

Um... I'd say it's bloody madmen. Let's do some housekeeping there where we clean up some of the mess. from that previous week some of those nasties the nasty charlies the uh what's like the inverse of a charlie

the chump yeah you're either a charlie or your chump you're either with me and a charlie for you're with the rest and a chump well nat QJ and then a bunch of symbols

can get us going here hello mingers in reference to not the last episode over the one before. A lot of celebrities claim to have Lyme's disease as an easy PR trick. The symptoms are similar to drug addiction and it's hard to prove someone has it. It's quite strange how common it is amongst celebrities, no? I had never considered that, but now I'm thinking about it and some of the people that are on that list. So, oh, maybe. Yeah. Hmm, that interesting. Could make some sense.

Oh, you can't be in the sun, you've got to be wearing sunglasses? And surely, like, celebrities are the least likely people to be bitten by tapes. That's what I was always wondering about. Like, what are they doing like in a field? They're not like in a private jet, like watching videos of fields? I mean, lots of people like going on hikes and stuff, but I just feel like celebrities. But like Justin Bieber? Yeah.

He doesn't strike me as a hiker. No. Maybe he is. Maybe we're just misjudging it. Yeah, he totally. Maybe him and Usher go on long hikes together. I don't know. Yeah, to get over that.

Diddy stuff. Hmm. Um, Noah L. Orson. Noel. Noel. 8256 says, What on earth is that Big Mike voice from? It's something you do, and I don't know the answer is. Big Mike.

Yeah, that. It's a sick animation video. Oh, really? Which one? I can't remember. But it just, it always, yeah, I love his stuff. It's always stuck with me, though. mate. Okay, well that answers that one then. Isaac Collins had a little one just saying that poncho looks kind of itchy. I was wearing a new poncho I got at WOMAD. How did they know that

though? Because it is kind of itchy. How could they tell? I guess it looked itchy. I guess should we do an itchiness tier list for ponchos. I mean I've got one itchy one and then the other ones don't really have itch but they're too, too warm, one might say. What about the, um, coat? What? Poncho coat. I wish I had one, but... You did?

What do you mean? What? The waterproof poncho? Oh, that. You fu-ez? That is good, actually. That is good in a downpour. Does it ever tickle?

Never. It's the opposite. Okay. Smolder the seal. Our seal's smooth? They're aerodynamic, you know? They're water dynamic. They're water dynamic.

same shit not same didn't right about orange soda old mania beaters says I don't know why but Shashda orange and grape always hit hard what's that

I don't know a big clue also cream soda sucks yeah I'm with I'm with this guy I love orange orange I I used to hate soda

and then I like to orange soda and then I hated orange soda and would I only drink Coke and Pepsi and then I just one day also I'd only have fruit twists the red one and then one day I was just

like no more I'm gonna I think it was five guys that brought me back because you can like the options you can make like a cocktail you can do like half doctor pepper acid flavor and then phanta like

socks flavor half and half it And chug that shit and it's wild. Well, uh, you're pissing off Rony Bones with that. Hi Alex, mate. It's fizzy drink, not soda. You're from Swindon. Fuck off. I'll call it. That was a nice whistle.

Thanks. I've been practicing that in the mirror like all day. Did you read this comment when preparing the dock? Yeah, it made me so mad. I've been in the mirror like, yeah, this is one I'm saying, Rony Bones. Yeah. Um, no, Fizzy drink is too far. And we have the out of being born in New Zealand. They have loads of Americanisms. They say, pants for God's sake.

And dollars, they have dollars. And dollars. And dollars. They have dollars on a bill. I see we can pick and choose. Oh! That was scary, man. The windflow up here. I'm not used to.

Close the door like a goddamn jar ghost. Also, I can't believe I haven't thought of jar-normus before. Nice one, large. What about gigantic? Gigantic. They might have actually said that. They said something large with jar in it. I don't know.

I can't remember. Well, one of them isn't a real word, right? Jarnormous. Gynormous. Gynormous. It's a combination of gigantic and enormous. Yeah. Enormous a word I've been too obsessed with as of late

because I'd forgotten about it and then I was trying to get it back in my vocabulary but then I was noticing I was doing it too much. Too much. but it is soda I don't care also it's a matter of time until

the vernacular between England and America have no difference yeah it could be hundreds of years but it's going to happen yeah

and then that will just sweep east and everything will be consumed let's end this segment then with this one from Effie loves Autumn from the journal media patron chat. Talk about roller coasters, please. I love roller coasters. I'd be happy stimming.

Um, can't really. I'd be happy stimming. I guess they love roller coasters and hearing about it just makes them over the moon or something. Okay. I haven't been on a roller coaster in like 40 years. Yeah, so. So. But the reason I chose that was because we did go on.

Like a ride. Yeah. What's it called? A chair spin rounder. Chair spin rounder, yeah. Where you're on like floating chairs and just fucking lawn. Yeah. We put a picture of it on the jar Twitter, whatever.

It was too scary for me. Did you actually get a bit scared? But you were saying you went on it the day after. Yeah, I went on it twice. And it was nowhere near as intense as the time we went on it. well i i think the first time i went on it was a bit crazier for me because i'd had six beers so i was kind of heavy i'm glad i hadn't i hadn't i don't think i'd even had any i don't think you heard yeah and even then i was like on the edge of like why is he turning the

knob that far like yeah yeah you're not just full about like five percent yeah it was it was it He went crazy with it. Because not only does it spin round, but then the whole machine tilts, so you're being flung into the air. And then as you're going down back towards the ground, you, like, you feel the G's, man. Uh-huh. I felt like a pilot. Yeah. Well, I hadn't been on anything like that since maybe being like 14.

Yeah. So obviously, you're way lighter. Yeah. And we'd both, we'd sat in one, like, where the swings are combined. On the outside, so that's obviously going to go the furthest and our weight combined on the swing, really like exaggerated like how far we'll go and compared to other people on it. Well, yeah, because like it would rock. Yeah, we're nearly bashing into the other fucking. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, there's like a five-year-old like in front of us. Yeah. I was kind of worried about that kid in front of us because. just going to play at like the start they couldn't lift their head oh really they were stuck

because they're so small I guess yeah like I mean although they're obviously they're way lighter so the Gs wouldn't be quite as crazy but also being smaller you're less strong so

this kid couldn't lift their head like it was back like that or forward like it was forward oh wow and I was wondering if if the kid fainted because right it was going to be sick or something yeah yeah yeah yeah nice so I was a little bit stressed about that but then as it went on they managed to get their head up and like enjoy themselves but it was a little bit scary it hurt my back really yeah yeah so I it does

throw you around it does but I don't think a roller coaster would Not in the same way, unless you want some nuts one. Yeah. And they often have, like, the ones with the, you know, the full thing, you're, like, strapped in. I love the ones that go up and then just drop. Yeah, those are go up. I also like the roller coasters where your legs are dangling. I've never been on one.

They're cool. It's fun. Like, you're flying? Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. I'll have to do at some point. Go to, like, thought park or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just never get around. I'm just getting old, man. Getting old, getting... Fat and scared. I'm getting fat and old. And ugly. I'm getting fat old and ugly.

And no one wants to hug me. Fat old and ugly. Ain't nobody want to hug me. You need to learn the guitar so we can just start fucking ripping out country songs. I got much better than guitar available. around here, bro. Jaw Harper worked with that song, actually. Yeah.

Rang for damn, extremely well. Did you want to mention anything about WOMAD? Do people know what WOMAD is? Probably not. It was fire. Was it stand for World and... World of Music, Arts and Dance. Yeah.

Started by Peter Gabriel. Yeah. It's of Sledgehammer fame. It's like a weekend festival. Yeah, full of music. music from most everywhere world yeah yeah I just I did one day you did the full thing right Friday Saturday Sunday yeah I think it starts on Thursday so we missed one day yeah but yeah it was it was real good yeah it was wonderful I

camped for the first time in a long long time how did you find it I love it I really like being I don't know it's just you're like grounding like a hippie kind of but also

you kind of feel you're not like surviving you're not a survivalist whatsoever but there's that kind of it makes you feel it felt like a commune the vibe of WOMAD is like an enormous commune yeah yeah

but it just i'm trying to think of the the words to use um it's like hippieish it's chill also like it's just a a confidence boost not not so much in yourself but just that like the the the wild isn't quite so scary you know right like yeah i don't need a house you know you can survive i see i see in the world woods if you have a tent and a bed and how did you shower didn't even better yeah no just um on the last day we saw a sign directing to the showers because the only showers that we saw were in the spa bit yeah it's like payloads for you'd pay 80 pounds for a spa for one shower well You'd get, like, the jacuzis and stuff, like a massage or something.

Like, there was a whole, it was a spa treatment for it. Yeah, yeah. But I didn't know where else you could shower. And there were showers that I assume are just free. Or maybe you had to put, like, a pound in or something, I don't know. But, yeah. They didn't get that stinky, really. It's supposed to be stinky for a couple days.

Yeah. There's something, there's something, and there's something nice about letting yourself get crispy and like ferment a bit and then go for a shower yeah it feels ultra cleansing like you're taking a layer of grime presumably I've told you about no week before no week yeah I call it no week randomly I just decide right I'm doing no week no washing for a whole week no week and and you're like by by the end of that week you can like, you're like,

yeah, you're like petrified. There's so much, yeah, petrified wood. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Like, those statues and other. Does that include, like, oh, all of it? No moisturising.

No moisturising. That's essential. You need to be, like, crispy. Yeah. You know? And then you have, like, a big bath at the end? In moisturiser, yeah. Just dunk straight.

I've always, I've genuinely always wanted to, like, get into a swimming pool of moisturiser. 45. E45, yeah. You'd come out like eight years old. It just fully nourishes you and heals you. That's the dream, man. It's the goddamn dream. But I don't know if I'm confident enough to go camping quite yet. Maybe. Maybe I need to revisit. You should. It's fun. It's fun. And you were blessed with like good weather though too. I'm just picturing. Yeah. I know I'll do it and then it will yeah that wouldn't be fun if it was like chucking it down even if it's raining a little bit

I think that would just pull all over as far as the world music was concerned which country won your heart um you were quite impressed with a fire violin right

yeah the Norwegian band was cool But to be honest, my favorite act was, I think, a band from New Orleans, so America. They were really cool. I might have their name. What was the genre again? It was like... I remember you telling me, but I can't remember. Rap, soul, R&B type stuff.

Tank and the bangers. the bangers. It's a funny name. Was I think, and their stuff definitely doesn't sound as good on Spotify, like, obviously down the resources to, um, yeah, it's a very expensive process to get, like a well-produced album put together. Exactly. But live, like, she was amazing.

She looks so much charisma. There was some great, uh, African music that I heard. Yep. That was awesome. Really good. Awesome, like rhythms. the first night as well there was an orchestra which i wish i'd stayed and listened to longer because do you remember where they're from they were british it was a oh cool the guy who

wrote it is british um and he worked with peter gabriel um like producing a bunch of his yeah okay but he went to new zealand i think and was inspired by this tree that he was shown that's like the like a mega tree replanting trees and stuff and they're protecting these trees and so he wrote this orchestra um orchestration and it's just like it's so ridiculously beautiful you know we're like just from a few tones of strings specifically i just find like my eyes well up yeah yeah yeah

orchestras are they're just nuts yeah it's I think we jerked them off before on the course but

yeah nothing can capture what it's actually like to be in the room with one so hearing on Spotify's one thing

mm-hmm but yeah it's different the whole energy of WOMAD was really cool yeah yeah

and all the people were awesome one I think the it was

the Saturday night when we were walking back to the tent there was this dude on like a butt on a bike like dreadlocks and stuff and he looked proper hippie and he cycled up next to us and he was like you guys are okay

for drugs and we're like yeah we're all good thank you and he was like have a good night and just went off that's a fun way of doing it yeah yeah and it's very relaxed though

even though even though you say that like it's quite a like family atmosphere as kids are ruined oh yeah for sure i mean this this was it like one in the morning or something yeah yeah 12 at night um yeah i didn't know of any because there obviously people were drinking and stuff and definitely doing drugs it's a festival um but i didn't know of any like fights or throwing piss at each other as is the odeing no like nothing nasty they have like tent some yeah they have every first well has to have like

it's like a legal thing right yeah um EMT or whatever something you can go and relax if you're getting a bit scared but yeah I'd highly recommend WMAD to everyone it's a unique festival

at the handful I've been to yeah it's it's definitely my vibe yeah world music's a cool idea yeah stuff you just can't like you're not

kind of organically just like stumble into these things like not unless you're traveling abroad yeah yeah um you even then I feel like you're probably still here Ed Sheeran like on the radio yeah yeah yeah yeah well bro come back up to these messages with some damn questions from the community I mean from Charlie's the Charlie's. Yeah. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand.

And don't be a dick, wear a dick. Dick the head t-shirts available now. Check the description below. Yeah. Can you do a trailer boom? Do do do do do do do do do... You know? Or the more ethereal, like...

Oh, like right at the end. Dude, do... Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess welcome to the second half of the show. Just playing around, seeing how cool I can become. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm glad you didn't do the, like...

No, but don't you think that's scary? No. Now, picture this, like me, already kind of scary. A house in Texas somewhere real backwater Also kind of scary shotgun kind of scary very scary extremely capable then You gonna get off my lawn I would get off the lawn exactly yeah what do you like you do the then you speak

gonna get off my lawn which is scarier we're doing it with the one hand see that's cool I do it ch get get

off off my Yes, well I suppose this is the part of the show We head over to the question thread over on the subreddit Where every Every and any Charlie can head and leave any question And we'll only answer it as long as it somehow relates to the name or person or entity of Charlie

So there were no questions this week Thanks for watching this episode of the Charlie Um, sindocci, 238 can get us going here. What's up, everybody, it's me. The number one, free guy fan. Now that Deadpool and Wolverine has been such a huge hit, when do you think we'll get Deadpool and Corg? Or Deadpool Wolverine and Corg?

I saw, um, on Twitter, there's a bit of this, like, Free Guy revisionism. It's like, you know what, this film was overly hated. I'm going to say it. That scene at the end is actually amazing. amazing and it's got like tens of thousands of likes what they're like captain america scene yeah um well i i i don't think the film was hated enough people were going crazy successful for how bad it's yeah yeah and i've got a a tendency

and i know this to be like that's the worst thing ever uh-huh or that's the best thing ever yeah yeah um but it's it's more like a feeling but like it is one of the worst films ever made yeah i hate it yeah yeah we've made that video um with the like title like the worst film of the year and honestly yeah i think there's actually an argument for it to be real yeah i i i i how artless how like yeah i hate it it's like it's like it's like it's like opening a bag of crisps and it's not even a nice flavour. It's a bad flavour and there's one crisp in the bag.

And it like when you bite it, it cuts your gum. Yeah, you get that bit of Dorito stuck up your gum. That is Free Guy as an experience. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'd say that Dorito experience is better.

Getting stab in the gum is better. Yeah, I'd take that over. I would rather do that than watch Free Guy in full again. Yeah, like genuinely. Yeah, I'd rather take that pain than the pain of sitting through Taika-Watiti doing whatever he was doing again. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, how the mighty have fallen. Unbelievable.

Oh, man. But I do have a little bit of a fear that because of how well this film is done, that is going to be like, oh, oh, the, the multiverse jumping capabilities of Deadpool under Disney. Oh, my God, yeah. Deadpool visits the Lion King. Oh, Deadpool, you know, like there's... Yeah, he's gonna be everywhere. Deadpool and Baby Yoda. I feel like Ryan Reynolds is enough of a hack as well

where he'd just happily be like, yeah, AI me. Like, I want to be in the future forever. I want to be digitized, like the process... I'd like it more if the process removes the humanity from me. Like, that's what I'm trying to do with all this. Yeah. Yeah. I could see that.

In fact, that makes perfect sense. And is likely. Hmm. Forget about Bezos, forget about Elon. It's Ryan we need to be worrying about. And his gin. Yeah. It's creepy gin.

It's not creepy gin. I'm just being mean. It's not actually creepy gin. It's perfectly normal gin. I've never tried it. I'm being mean there. I won't try it because of him. Because his face is on it.

Yeah. His face isn't even on it. Well, if you did, well, if you sipped it. And we're like, God damn it, Ryan. This is some really good gin. It might be. Yeah, it very well could be, but. Everyone has a gin nowadays.

James May has got a gin, I think. He's kind of cool, though. He lived in a Lego house. Anyone who lives in a Lego house is chill with me. Yeah. Unless, didn't Mr. Beast do that? We did, in the last Jafter hours, which was only on Patreon. um we did mention the mr beast stuff a little bit yeah i stuff has changed and other videos come

out from it's called like dog pack or something weird like that it's this random channel that just appeared and now has two videos exposing mr beast with another one promised millions of views immediately they're wild yeah the videos are pretty oh yeah um people like arguing over them trying to debunk certain facts here and there but like season desists have been sent um stuff in that first video seems pretty undeniable as far as like using gambling psychology on children yeah and it like with the stuff um because I hadn't watched the video yet when we did when I was talking about it yeah yeah when we did the last episode um now you have the content and I and I was saying like I I've seen clips of Mr. Beast

in interviews talking about how he wants to be the best content creator like the the most successful um so how do you do that by being a ruthless businessman yeah just utterly well exactly um and like i said in the last episode i was like it it's not about making the best stuff it's about having the biggest numbers it was going to happen at some point that someone yeah yeah like is more about like the numbers and just maximizing the numbers and like that's all it is to that was going to happen at some point and it just happened to be Mr. Beast I guess to where

came from the right environment and this brain for it I always find with stuff like this you can't so much criticize the people who they're more of a result

of a system than like evil incarnate you know if you're motivated to be bad like it's why so many businesses are evil yeah they are motivated to be that way that's yeah they're like he was he's been rewarded and encouraged through this system that has been

rewarding him for this behavior and it's gotten somehow to this point where he has this value of like half a billion dollars when that kind of money is on the line um i'm sure any company that is bringing in that kind of flow is going to have uh demons in the fucking closet yeah yeah it's too much money like it's so big and messy and yeah i i watched a um i watched a video as well a little while ago um about like eco-capitalism and they talk about mr beast in it and didn't that video get a lot of hate or something i'm not sure because the optics wise like mr beast has never really had anything negative because of this reason well yeah it's it's a tactic of big businesses to look good so that you can't criticize them

because it's like oh bill gates did this that and this but he gives so much money to charity so he's a good guy yeah when it's like it's the randian argument funnily enough yeah that it's ultimately self-saving yeah yeah well you can't remove the self-serving nature of doing charity and putting a video element to it and documenting it and recording it you know yeah it and it is totally self-serving it's um it's become a meme there's there's like a funny like skit channel um that does this stuff where it's like take a hundred dollars or double it and pass it on yeah that that's like a common thing and or like a homeless person being given a sandwich But this skit guy takes like all of them, puts them together and like just makes it so ridiculous.

But the idea that you see a homeless person in the street, so you whip out your phone and film them. There's a content opportunity and you're going to be making more from... Yeah, than giving them the sandwich. Yeah. And there have even been cases of people saying they're going to give money and then they give a lot less than what they say recorded on the video. This stuff used to be considered like tasteless and tasteless and taste. tacky when people like prank channels and the social experiments and all this kind of stuff and like using giveaways to drive engagement like that's always been kind of a no-no and been like that's

lame um empathetic yeah and i just had no idea this was going on because i i can't stand the content like it's not we i've never watched it it's it's unwatchable for me and i am brain-rotted so like i don't even know yeah he's obviously aiming for an extremely young audience um Which kind of is the problem, right? Is it part of the problem? I think gambling in general is evil. It needs to be enforced way harder than it is. The amount of gambling adverts and stuff is...

It's a weird like... It's definitely like a weird double standard in society where like so many things we're not okay with, just this life ruining like yeah if you actually know anything about statistics and like mental manipulation yeah yeah yeah so wrong um i i went just in Vegas like early this year talking about this yeah yeah but i just this weekend well last weekend um i went down to the beach and you know they've got like tacky arcades yeah yeah i was like i've never been in an arcade like i'll do some of those dumb games um and i went in and i went in

and I was like this is Vegas yeah this is the Vegas environment the sounds the colors the dinginess and it's like so arcades

like that build that relationship with reward and stuff in kids and now you don't even need to go anywhere for that to be enforced because video games do it yeah

and I don't think there's really much I could be wrong but I don't think there's like any regulation as far as gambling psychology built into games and how I think actually Europe has some some issues with that

there is some more about that I think you're right but it's pretty sneaky though like and it's like where do you draw the line because like you get a dopamine release when you get a little bit of XP you know in a game it's like at what point is it manipulation and what points it just like a rewarding fun

loot yeah it's weird that but I think the going back to what we're talking about though it's like the problem with that is the children you know um yeah and it's exactly the same with scrolling on tictock uh-huh like you it's it is a gamble yeah so i guess yeah that's kind of what i'm trying to say is that like yeah there might be things in laws within video games to try and regulate broadly but we have just accepted like tictock and reels and it's the

same kind of gambling psychology being built in in and we've just we're just chill with it like every business uses TikTok every celebrity uses it like we just hate and now this is what we're gonna do with yeah it's it's a real dark side of the system that we I think yeah that it's again inevitable and it is inevitable it's a term I learned recently that and shittification it's called and shitification yeah

where um it often happens with like in a lot of tech companies where they start off as like a cool idea that is genuinely creative and interesting and the more it grows and grows and you get the fiduciary responsibilities and you've got to drive stock prices up

inevitably that thing that made it cool is shittified good examples being like a bungee yeah Um, it's a good example of that. Um, and you can say YouTube as a whole almost, uh, yeah, I don't know how much I'm overly romanticizing the like early YouTube, but it's, it was a different beast. It was like this, from 2010 to maybe 2017 was like this golden period of like, um, you could start making money on it, but they hadn't realized.

people hadn't realized the power it had like big business hadn't really figured it out like Ellen was starting to but there was this gap where it was like

truly Wild West ruled by people who weren't mega corpse because like that's all Mr. Beast is to me it's just like another big mega like I don't care about being

YouTube and individual it's like it's all about product I've got to have chocolate bars I've got to have branding everywhere I've got to be this living

symbol I can buy it has to be this thing it's not yeah there's something sad about that to me that that is now what rules it when it before it was just like pewter poter just some random Swedish dude you know yeah again though inevitable yeah it's been unshittified or whatever yeah and shittificated yeah there doesn't seem to be any way to avoid it and just the the idea where like everything's algorithm driven now but like you don't really choose even what you're watching yeah i mean i i'm like such a slave to it i i wish i i wish youtube shorts i wish youtube shorts was a separate app really because i can't escape it like i i want to have long form stuff and not waste my time in the morning fucking lying there right

yeah like before i came here today i couldn't be bothered to like i mean i had a late night last night, but I woke up and I was like, I had a little bit of food. I was like I think I've said before like even though like playing a video game isn't necessarily like a good use of time.

It has like a long term reward thing. You know? Has both. Yeah. To be honest. Yeah. It can do. Whereas you Shorts, TikTok, Instagram Reels is only ever like...

The shortest of short rewards. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Yeah. Whereas... Watching a movie, at least there's like a delayed gratification. Some sort of...

Yeah. Yeah, you gotta pay attention, you've got to... Yeah. Absorb it. Well, it's why, like, people under... I don't even know what age to pull. I say 15. don't really watch movies the same way.

They'd rather watch a YouTuber talk about a movie that's edited quick and fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And get the impression than actually watch themselves. Yeah. We don't know where this really goes, like the long-term ramifications, because it's quite new, really. Like, the people coming up now that are starting to be vocal are the people fully raised by this shit. Yeah.

We're, like, unhinged, so. Yeah, I think in like 20 years time, it would be really interesting to look at. If there's like a clear divide of like, oh, you're clearly, you clearly didn't have the childhood experience. Yeah. We got to. We didn't get that luxury. I keep thinking about that. like there's a chance that we happen to be born in one of the most like technologically wild spaces of time with like what we're seeing we're like we've seen communication and the

entire human race the way the human race communicates change within our lifetime yeah like utterly change paradigm shift in a way that has never happened in human history and like we're only like 20 years into it being a widely adopted technology it's like yeah it and now we're already in AI like growing up like that was just so crazy yeah watching terminator and stuff and it's already there like I'm listening to this like neuralink podcast which like people working on it and talking about like these creepy videos of like monkeys playing pong and yeah that's

one of the most frightening videos out there um to me it just feels like we're on the cusp of not um not as in this is going to happen

in a few years but when you take a step back and look at it like like a civics tree from sieve right yeah yeah animal husbandry leading to

Yeah, yeah This, then this and this We're on the cusp of Becoming like one The Gath, yeah Yeah, the Geph, one global Just A hive mind thing

Yeah, this unification And it's It's We're already partly that You know, we're like this big organics Yeah Yeah, you go out far enough Then there it does

like civilization does that like a weird like ant palm or something yeah it's like a yeah yeah yeah adjust to when temperatures get too hot and when like you know what but like you look at those ants going in a line yeah like carrying leaves and stuff and then you zoom out of a motorway and there's like trucks yeah yeah can shit like it's the same shit yeah just on on a ridiculously intricate scale but it's saying that like bees and shit there's stuff they got going on they got like mega cities from

um yeah you're high hammer yeah yeah exactly it's pretty scary dude um I suppose as we kind of start winding down this one there's

something a bit unprecedented I wanted to talk about with you um to wrap up the show something a bit more serious that we usually talk about on this, this here show. Yeah. We don't normally veer into political, political topics unless it, I guess, directly affects us, usually is what we go by, or if it's interesting for the discussion.

But big UK news have happened these past couple weeks that have led to these significant riots all across the country. And a bunch of different people have written in about this. and clearly, I guess, want to know our opinions on it. And, yeah, I don't know, I've been thinking about it a lot of this past weeks are so crestfallen, I guess, kind of heartbroken, almost, like the feeling of like, are we really here? Like, is this...

Yeah, that's exactly... Are we living in a country where this is not only something that is happening, but something that seems to be happening more? and like I don't ever since 2001 our experience has just been chaos

pretty much 9-11 financial crisis COVID yeah like bro and now these riots and this like rise

of these far right groups and the conversations that are being had are so disparate the information that the way social media's being used is so wrong and so yeah the consequences of it are like we've we've spoken over

the past 10 years about how like that they used to feel like more of a division between this online stuff and like and reality didn't feel like reality but the but the riots were caused because of online social media misinformation yeah like yeah one straight up and we have we're in a we're in a situation now where the the social media platform that's considered the free speech place that's supposed to be the playing field is owned by the richest person in the world who has an agenda a particular agenda and his account is tweeting propaganda it's it's was he I can't believe it yeah multiple different people are responsible for causing these rights including Andrew Tate Nigel Farage these people

Farage 100% And Andrew Tate I didn't know this So to give some context To those who might be confused There was A 17 year old boy stabbed Or attacked

A Taylor Swift themed dance class In a small little seaside town And killed three little girls Yeah it was a dance class Four children Four children specifically Yeah all under ten I think Yeah I think

Two girls died And they were six years old i think it's three three two two yeah um either which way uh it's the bit like it's not like america where there's like regular school shootings the last time there was an event sort of like this happened in the 90s and guns were banned as a result um so it's a really big deal for this to happen here yeah and it's been obviously picked up by the news um and the second it happened there was a tension in the air across the entire country Because, like, people are, like, they'll think about race immediately.

Yeah, and the guy wasn't white. Well, because we have a, we have a law in the UK where if you're under 18, you're not allowed to reveal their identity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which then led to this mess where, with the lack of information, these far right groups, I guess, jump the gun. assuming there was a religious intent to it started saying that it's yeah it's all about immigrants coming over and bringing their clashing culture and you know

people like Andrew Tate were tweeting pictures that were viewed millions and millions of times with like AI generated people see this is what's going to keep happening in Britain if we don't close the ball and it's like then they turn around because it came out that he's what second-generation immigrant, parents were from... He was born in Wales. He was born in Wales, the 17-year-old boy. And this, yeah, this immigration thing has been, like, such a big issue in the UK.

Pretty much since early 2000s, it's kind of been an ongoing talking about. My whole life, I'd say. Yeah. Ever since... Blair, a lot of people... Ever since I know what the word politics meant. Yeah. it was just immigration immigration immigration immigration it's been like a talking point and it's

been a unproductive messy conversation for such a long time and i mean it's a huge part of brexit and what happened there the reason it's so kind of out of control now is also partially thanks to brexit because when um when that happened we changed like immigration rule rules to like a point system and like it's all fucked up and different now and it's it's just an insane mess and we like can't talk about it um no one can like speak uh we're just like everyone's like talking about each other these people on the far right are like blaming immigrants for something that how can they control um how is it an immigrant's fault that we have structured the UK to rely on immigrant work in order to function yeah um we can argue

whether that baseline is a good or bad thing but like the fact of the matter is we are in that position now because we've had nearly 20 years of like austerity and no public investment in anything no investment in education broadly just just sapping money away um it was a bad problem with Brexit it gets to COVID this is compounded even further and just like it always happens man it becomes about like just classes fighting amongst themselves instead of like looking up where the money is where the power actually is

and directing it at the people that have got us in this position which is yeah like oligarchs and the government I mean like if if you want to protest something protest the houses of parliament protest well because you know some of the stuff

I'm seeing like genuinely and it's so frustrating to me people are like widely accepted like arguments that are considered good oh this is what because labor have just got in in this country see this is what happens when you get a labor leader yeah yeah this is what this is what socialism does and it's like what yeah yeah the last 15 years why is that not important to you yeah how are you ignoring that at work um I was having a conversation with someone I work with and they were saying like well it's it's it's key is fault that these riots are happening it's like what he's been in he's been in power a month he hasn't had time to change anything and this is

spurred on by an an attack on children yeah a multi-murder what does that have to do with the people in power. Mm-hmm. You know? And even if it did, it can't be the person who's in power now because he's been in power for a month. This is a 17-year-old.

It's like a month-old baby. People always joke about like the, yeah, people have goldfish memories, especially when it comes to politics. Mm. It's like, man, I guess it's true. Like, if it hasn't happened in the last past two weeks, it doesn't matter.

Yeah. It's like, but it's the inability to, um, like, look at stuff at a grander scale. You know, it's like if, if there was a train derailment and it's like, well, let's look at who the leader is right now. Mm-hmm. You know, it's, there isn't a connection there. Yeah. I mean, this, I was so maddened by this. I was, I was thinking about this for like hours and I was just right.

stuff down because I was getting so pissed off and just needed to try and organise my thoughts. I found this, there is a name for this, but I didn't write it down, but it's like a, it's called the paradox of tolerance. The idea being a tolerant society only works if you're intolerant to intolerance. So what I'm saying? If you're intolerant. You have to be intolerant to intolerance to be a tolerant society. Right. Which is a paradox. right you hear what I'm saying um yeah and it seems to me like a massive projection from these people the the ones coming to the these riots and starting all this stuff um because they're they're ironically doing the exact same thing they're criticizing yeah immigrants for doing they're going

to a place there are a lot of them were traveling to different cities or places that were organized for these riots and causing mischief and mayhem yeah and straight up violence and violence yeah like the i mean the the evidence of it and this kind of what set me off was i saw a video from a street i'm very familiar with in bristol just some random black dude just walking through and just gets attacked like by this mob um yeah i saw a um a group of asian people were pulled out of their car and attacked during one of these yeah and again what have they done 99% of immigrants come here legally so the likelihood is all of these people you're attacking

statistically they put more in they pay more taxes oh god you take out yeah um and i i have worked with loads of people who have come from from india africa places all over and typically they're the people like actually working hard um um it's It comes down to just racism. It really is as simple as that. It really is. These are disgusting racists. Yeah.

No, no. Because my thing is, it's like, what do you want? Do you want to stop immigration? Do you want to just stop it? Because you can't do that. No, this country would crumble. Look at what happened after Brexit. What happened to the NHS?

Because we've built systems to rely on people from our. elsewhere but they'll say like no as long as they're high skilled then it's fine which is another like lie you need all skill you need everything yeah but it's also like you I lost my train I thought it's just driven by this like insecurity and anxiety and they were sold a false bill of goods by billionaires who have different interests it's great it's great for them you know you're Rupert Murdox and these people, it's awesome for this ultimate distraction

they're like they're just raking in, they're on like a private island, like laughing. Uh-huh. You know? While people are fighting amongst themselves like just apathetic and they're what, to be fair

it's not a total loss to me because there was kind of a good ending to this, if we can call it an ending. Let me just touch word because it's still not over there, still more organized riots I think to come but it did kind of fizzle out when there was a huge outcry and of a counter protest which kind of diffused a lot of was happening last Wednesday there was a lot of fear on that day of like what's going to kick off yeah so it's

the opposite of crestfallen reading on that day I was like genuinely surprised like thank Christ like a little bit of humanity in this country yeah because after after the initial ones I was literally saying to someone like this makes me ashamed to be British yeah hearing all this and the other countries were warning their public who they were saying don't go on holiday to England at the moment yeah it's dangerous uh-huh to be living in that and through that is yeah it's shameful it's yeah it's really really upsetting and sad yeah um and kind of what you're getting at earlier i put it here um we've structured things in such a way that to even understand the issue you need so much free time and money to do the research which is also a skill you have to be

to learn or be taught like researching well or critical thinking and things like this like the apathy is built into it um the turnout for voting was 56% of people voted in the last election that is apathy yeah that's not like a democratic

representation of the people at all is it that's a pathetic turnout and again the the Tories being in power for the past 15 years has

created a power vacuum that has allowed this to exist a good strong opposition is what you want. You don't want it to be the level of shambles that it has been where it's not even a

conservative party it's some weird populist nightmare that like we just bought I guess and voted in multiple times we have multiple times to get out of it

yeah it's actually insane like I feel like I'm going fucking insane I had like a few questions where do you think it's come from I think it's something that's just always been on the back burner

Um It's also like historically There were Uh sort of fascist movements rose In the north when Thatcher came in And you know shut down mining And a lot of working class jobs

Um There's There is a general apathy as far as like growth and you know, education, especially poorer towns and whatnot, anywhere, the jokers that anywhere outside of London is, might as well be like a poor country, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are some really, like, we always talk about Swindon and joke about it, but like,

it's quite like a downtrodden, poor area. Yeah. It's, it's an immigrant town. Like, there's loads of Polish people that live there. It's, you know, it doesn't have to be that way. No. but it's so uneven and everyone's pointing the fingers the wrong thing I put it here

it's not immigrants fault that we've structured the economy to rely on them as the only way to inflate GDP because we don't make anything or create anything and be the backbone of the country when we haven't been investing in infrastructure and education and everything is so expensive no one is having family so our birth rates aren't at replacement level which is also true

yeah when on average houses are eight times the price of annual earnings and rents unaffordable um culture wars like that's all people care about like everyone's so whipped up into a frenzy over culture wars nonsense which is such a distraction yeah but also like the the main pillar of fascism is to have the thing to blame dehumanize a thing dehumanize and and have one thing you know it can't be be like a complex.

That's why people on the left and people on the right can't talk anymore. Because like from the less perspective, the conservatives are evil. And from the conservatives perspective, the left are just wokeys who are insane. Yeah. So like... I remember growing up, it wasn't like a faux part to have disagreements like that. It wasn't like siloed into like... I don't know.

It wasn't so heated. Yeah. Well, the morality. part of it wasn't in play in the same way. Yeah. It didn't feel like. But I put here, cultural wars,

which are fueled by profit motive, inhuman, sociopathic, algorithmic robots that abuse the flaws in our psychology to keep us angry, tribal, and fighting amongst ourselves while the oligarchs relax on private islands, laughing, partying,

taking drugs, and fucking sex-trafficed children. Jesus, all while pointing and laughing that there's nothing we can do about it. They get off on the power imbalance. We've created a system that rewards and encourages growth at the expense of humanity. Yeah. Yeah, it does kind of circle around to that Mr. Beast thing. Yeah. Like, these people have just been rewarded for doing this.

And again, they're rewarded for. stirring up shit because I really I think I honestly think most people want the same things broadly they want to be able to support their family

yeah you want to be able to like buy a house jobs opportunities for their children education for their children that's not being provided so people are upset um

these and yeah there's there's definitely an element of like scapegoating oh big time yeah 100% yeah um yeah i don't know what we do um because when you when you do compare the numbers from like the 90s to now um yeah it feels like it's just how it is now uh i don't like what do you actually do it's so mad but also why why is a right wing isms so much more powerful

than left wing simple easy to understand um i guess it's that media power and now we're in such a misinformation disinformation era um i do yeah i don't know it's like all these things that have compounded on themselves where like for people to not think this way they need to be like educated more which they can't do because education sucks and I just yeah it seems like a kind of a gridlock

situation yeah yeah the issues are compounded I'm I was like too scared to like talk about it as well like especially if

you're the party in power you know yeah I mean this is if people remember this which I've got a feeling they will because it's pretty significant

I think it spells bad news for Labor oh yeah this is what I was saying before the win even with reform appearing in one month and I think like if we had proportional representation they would have got something like

30 40% of votes like um which is horrifying uh yeah but i think it's more of an indication of how bad the Tory party has been the thing is for Farage is really good at manipulating

social media yeah um he's they heard like a 21 year old to like manage all the reform right online stuff he's a big mima people pay him on fucking cameo yeah people love it they share it um we even had a thumbnail with him on it like he's he might be like more well known as a political figure to the world than kia starma is mm he's probably probably

probably is i could see that because like if you listen to americans even try and say kea they like don't even know like his name i have to say it like it's a strange name to be Yeah, it's It makes the next five years a bit scarier Yeah All the five years after that Mm-hmm So I could see

Farage using this Come the next like debates Mm-hmm Five years time Yeah, we just have It's what we're saying earlier, opening that Pandora's box of like just ultimate communication

with no bounds, limitless. What do you do when you've opened that box and then you've created this environment where no one believes anything? Riots are being started from lies that are spread on social media. Like,

how do you even counter that? It's like it just feels like it's too late at this point, you know? It is the Pandora. You can't close it once you've opened. it yeah kind of a downer ending but like fuck where is it's really not okay yeah we're down a country at the moment like mm-hmm yes I was just checking the the question, yeah, Kamil Nanjani's biggest fan, thoughts on far right rights across the country, impact on misinformation is getting insane. It's like, does this is this going to happen again?

It doesn't even need to be about this, like just misinformation, something that is affected in reality by some bullshit online that people just start believing. You know, it's kind of like the tie pod challenge taken to a, insane extreme um yeah it's it feels like a bit of a sickness um yeah we've the access to information is we're not meant to do that we're not we're not built for that we're meant we're built for like sitting in a field like looking at wheat move you know like like touch grass these these right wing assholes need to touch grass like genuinely I don't know how you can become so warped and not catch yourself.

No, because I don't think a lot of them even believe the shit they're saying. I think they have a financial incentive. People like Chris Reagan have talked about how, when he made way more political content, huge moneyed interests approached him saying, if you present this ideology, we will pay you, and the numbers are insane. People like Stephen Crowder and that is what is happening. and there's so much money and there's so much power behind it and it spreads such a message and these algorithms favour the outrage content such a degree that it spreads

but I can see those people doing it for that for monetary gain but it's the people who take it at face value and find themselves pulling people who have done nothing out of their cars and attacking them yeah like how do you get to that point and not catch yourself and go maybe I'm the baddie you know it's straight a projection it's like it's just incredible to me

I there's so many people who are vulnerable to this extremism yeah it's unfortunately the almost like the default position you've got to learn how not to be that way

yeah that's the problem because like edgy comedy and stuff yeah that's kind of like the the starting step um because like to be honest and it's probably the case for a lot of people in our generation and it's definitely the case for people in the generations below us um like i i started going down that pipeline until i caught myself at a point and realize like yeah this just doesn't check out yeah yeah um Um, and it does start there. It starts with that, yeah, hyper edgy, like, oh, it's all just jokes, but it's like normalizing

shit in your head. Yeah. It makes it not so abrasive to you. So then when you hear and read other stuff, it's along the same lines, but kind of more serious, you're not so likely to, like, push back from it. And then you, you under. yeah full-on racist I guess um but to get to the point where you would be violent um it's yeah really disgusting i think we need to it's the why we really need to focus on yeah um

because uh you need we needed to ideally have nip this in the bud 15 years ago um yeah yeah yeah Charlie he brought it back fuck do you even have anything else to add I don't even know if I do Did that make sense?

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maybe it isn't yeah if people were as incensed as we are why would so few go out to vote yeah I don't know it needs the apathy to work and keep funneling the money and keep funneling the money

I'm telling you, follow the money, look at the economics. Look at that, there's a, especially if you're a Brit, there's a YouTube journal called Gary's Economics. He's one of these dudes that made millions and millions and millions betting on the misfortune of the economy post-2008 housing crisis. Listen to him. Listen to the shit he says. I think it was during COVID, the biggest transfer of wealth in history happened.

It's not a coincidence that everything is so expensive now. Energy is so expensive. Food's so expensive. Houses are so expensive. A tiny group of people owns everything. All of the assets. The Black Rock. Right. I'm just going to go forever unless I put a pin in it, so. Should we get the conspiracy board out?

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