JAR Media Posdact - The CHEERY Episode - Brocast #6

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

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Boobud-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy like to say, it's a new jarcast on a Monday. We're here, we're queer. it you used to always say that i did always say that i used to say a lot of things a lot of things here a lot of things there a lot of things like good afternoon morning evening or night nice ladies and gentlemen of the jury i'm working a jarcast or should i say brocast episode five six six it's six that's the kind of thing you should probably check before you press record but not around here on each part no we keep it real we keep it real you know we keep

it number six genuine genuine i'm your host alex joined by jim hello we talk about all sorts of funny things but not too quick before we get too deep into the show and he shout at those jarmedia patrons that make the audio version of the show possible to make the show possible that make their names read out in the first or second week of each month if they're a divby tier or above like in this very episode today um now bro i'm going to bring something on you here an unintended not promised feature

by the time this goes live this might have already been a disaster and been completely shut down I was playing around with Patreon today I got to get the list of names when we do the name read like attached to this episode if you're a WT or above I saw there's a new feature on Patreon you can sort of

start a a group chat with patrons in right so I set that up is called the Jami your Patreon group chat, I guess. Okay.

I set up this morning. I put a message in it and made it live. I think if you're any paying tier, you can go into it and go into this chat, whatever. I put a few grammar rules in there, right? First I wanted to see, because I left a message in the morning being like,

okay, I'm just going to watch this for like a little bit, see what it's like, it was lively. It was like chill at a certain level. And then I was like, I can't sit here watching this all day. So I left a message. being like i'm going to check in later and depending on how this looks when i'm back is what's going to define how this moves forward right if i check back it's like 8 p.m as we start now so it's

been like a full day i look through it and it seemed fine honestly um seem pretty chill i think the the difference with having like i guess like a public discord anyone can join is there's not that filtering process of the patreon like yeah it would take i don't know why you would pay money to like be a troll because it's like well you pay money then I block you or ban you why would you even bother so I'm gonna see what that goes I've like people were like saying like yeah this organized hell diver games or stuff like that chill stuff that's cool that's cool that's cool conversations it might be like a nice way for certain members to talk or whatever um yeah so just throwing that out there that's up for now we'll see how it goes yeah well I mean

that's a really good sign because if you go basically anywhere and say hey everybody don't yeah don't think of the pink elephant don't do it yeah you're almost egging people on to me like I'm gonna I need to ruin this you know we'll say sure you can you can pay us money if you want to come be an asshole in the chat that will just immediately delete please do if you want to waste your time go for it meanwhile everyone else can yeah

have a fun little chat or whatever we'll see where that goes um yeah any other things in housekeeping before we're going to those comments over here and I think that's it get your important man stickers of course

with that kind of goodness but man we got we got a fair amount to get through this week it's been a lot has happened I guess um so I want to get straight into housekeeping we round after those conversations from the previous episode. First, a little bit of a conspiracy theory from the albino jackal.

I have irrefutable proof that Alex of Jarmedia is a scaly. For those who don't know, scaly is like the lizard version of furries. Number one, he gave media with killer crock or things that remind him of the crock, a reasonable score of 10 out of 10. Number two, Alex has stated he likes Alfred Molina's Ock and PS4's Ock, But what he doesn't know is that those versions of Ock are inaccurate depictions and are, in fact, closer to the themes of the lizard character, which is why he will never get a good lizard adaptation because his plot was stolen from him. But now you know the truth. That means that Alex is secretly a lizard fan, he just didn't know it.

Number three, every time Alex talks about Godzilla, the Godzilla and Kong movies, he always mentions Godzilla's dingle. Slang for penis. Hmm, suspicious. No, I thought it dingles like a piece of poop. That was the, yeah, right? I wasn't saying like, yeah, Kong and cock. It was supposed to be like, Kong and poo. That was the...

Yeah, what... Who thinks Dingle means penis? Clearly, this guy, the Lego Stormtrooper. I'm sorry, the Lego Clon Trooper helmet. Number four, as we all know, Alex was almost a paleontologist and even discovered the iconic clitorisaurus. The one dinosaur, the Jurassic World franchise is too scared to use. dinosaurs are not reptiles but they were presented as such back in the day thoughts

um i can see the line of thinking you're going down but i've got to say these are just coincidences with you got to you got to remember with me normally instead of like arkans rasy you know where it's like the most obvious least complicated answer is often the correct one with me it's the humor the humor killer crock is objectively funny yeah he's called crock yeah from he's always stood out to me like even it was with how scary he is in that first arkham game he's still called Kirkrock yeah it's still funny um as far as what me liking doc arc he's cool yeah i mean they they they they do we need to to like break this down do we really need to get on the scaly defense force like like how so like we we need to prove that you're

not a scaly. I see what you're saying. Do you feel like like I've been slandered? Like we've got to make the whole episode about this. Or exposed? Oh, exposed, I see. Well, I was telling you about

I'm not going to spoil anything, but I've been reading Invincible and there's a character. Yeah, your favorite character. It's probably going to create a lot of scaly's when it gets to that point. Did it have you on the voice? verge um we got this one from ret meadows 6 521

if two cavemen had the platform you guys have they'll probably do exactly what you guys did this last episode excitedly react to dinosaur nobas and get really high noises and get really hyped on it and on the dinosaur noises there is one correction I need to make on that um when talking about the flying ones the quets are quattles

I made some comment Oh yeah They'd be flocks of these Or whatever Mispoke These things are enormous They are just so big How big

So they wouldn't be in flocks I'm pretty sure they could Like Look Like a T-Rex in the eye type big We're talking like that kind of scale What when they're like stood Because obviously if they're like

like fly yeah yeah if they were like stood yeah well but instead of me just speculating I'll show you an image um dude that's and they could fly yes we're going back into like the caveman yeah yeah like that's that's insane it's taking me a little second because I've got to somehow spell quetzal coattel um I can I can hardly say it let alone um I mean I've never heard that term before but yeah here we yeah on the dynopedia fandom wiki oh yeah yeah don't you remember like this is like a really old jar memory actually I brought these things up because I discovered them with the images of them like walking around like giraffes like just picking stuff up what's he holding one of those

long neck ones that would be like a baby one yeah okay There we go. So 10 metre wingspan. There's a human fur. Oh, man, indeed. Take a screenshot of that and put it in the video for those. That's... That's not right, is it? So, yeah, you're right.

It wouldn't be loads of over-loughing screams, but they'd be so enormous that it would only take one of them screaming for it to be frightening. Yeah. Well, yeah, easily. I just think, like, it... They could not... not have existed at the same time as, like, any sort of intelligent life? No.

Because, you'd have to, it would be like a dragon type thing where it'd be like, we can't, we've got to take these guys down. We can't have this going on. But I, like, I don't think, and in, every mind in that period would have been, like, so full of fear at all times. That's a good observation that ties into this comment from a, Puffin 9545. Paleontologist Chalding here. Not a joke. Roaring is more of a mammalian thing, so recreating dinosaur noises from reptiles and large birds is pretty accurate. It was assumed

a lot of dinosaurs wouldn't have the same sort of complex larynx that birds do, so bellows and low rumbles likely would have been how many communicated. However, a more recent discovery of a relatively intact ancillor larynx shows some ability to manipulate airflow, which indicates that it likely would have been able to modify sound somewhat like an enormous bird. This is just speculating. but I find it very interesting that the noises dinosaur sores are predicted to use and ones that cassowaries and other large birds make are at a very similar frequency to sound effects use in horror movies as they elicit a stress response in mammalian brains We still retain the memories of the age of the dinosaurs in our DNA The memes

The memes of the dinosaur like the Darwin meme, you know? I don't know I'm at a point now where like when people say you know like the meme. I just I don't don't know Yeah, I don't mean like an actual meme, but like meme in the real term, you know. Oh, like the idea of a, yeah, memetic, scary, the idea, the fear. I see what you're saying. The theoretical fear. But yeah, that just made me imagine, like, imagine stepping in a, like a time machine. You go back to the dinosaur period. Dinosaurs everywhere, they open their mouths and they sing like birds.

How disappointing would that be? It's like, it's the same pitch and everything. It's just like, it's pathetic, like, oh, it's actually, like, quite nice. Yeah. That's another thing where I can't remember who told me it. It's like a day or two ago about, like, why bird song is calming, inversely. Because when birds are just, like, chilling with their bird song, it's a, indication that the environment is safe because

when birds see stuff they make calls they freak out they'll fly away so yeah I guess subconsciously yeah it's like things are at peace you might not even be aware of it you can also tell when it's going to rain if you pay attention to the birds

really sorry while we're talking about this I can hear I know yeah I was singing really loud right outside the wind there was a funny moment in the last episode because we pre-recorded recorded it so it was a week out yeah um we made a joke about like oh what if something what if something happened and we just had no idea um Dylan Milne left the comment saying like when

Russia invaded Ukraine and you just never mentioned it I want to I want to bring that up because like one I don't know why you to expect for that to be like well in today's episode is this war's just kicked off yeah yeah we were sorted that's why they come here for that knowledge you know we're delicately pick apart world conflicts from the safety of this little room over here yes yeah yeah i don't know i don't know why you'd ever expect that i'd expect the inverse more so to be like be more upset if we did like just stop everything to uh make an entire episode about that or whatever in a way yeah it's not what the shows about it's not what i don't know i feel like um any even i've probably done it on jar previously

but like but talking on on subjects like that it's it's a lot of like posturing it's a lot of yeah like look how correct i am because we're already all in agreement about this thing and the only thing i can add is everything people have already said yeah yeah you know yeah i feel similarly, I guess. Right, we've got to bring the mood down a little bit, especially because my topic isn't exactly the most uplift. Well, how's uplifting moments? We have to bring the mood down from Ukraine.

Tchay. So, why are two 904, so is the right, lads? I lost my goodness boy, Taz, of nearly 17 years last week. He was an avid listener of the cast with me for the last eight years, not through his choice. Any chance of a small mention for him, it's what he would have wanted for sure, going to miss your little man so shout out to tas 17 that's a trooper right there yeah that's a

legendary that's a certified unit and um and this is like a coincidence we don't normally get like these these type of comments i guess regularly rinsed trousers said i spent the last night in hospice with my uncle had a very difficult time relaxing so at 3 a m i listened to the brocast contemplate their trolley conundrum thank you boys for a brief moment of relaxation in a tough time i can't speak the day passed away this morning skull anders you'll be in our hearts forever rest in peace and yeah i don't just bring those up to bring the mood down i figured that would probably segue nicely into my funeral story yeah right um i guess you know the gist i assume mars filled you in on most of it um yeah so i i again just right right right

after just saying about the ukraine thing about like john it's not what the show's about trying to get in it be breezy a bit you know it's this is my experience i guess so i can actually add something or say something that i'd never been to a funeral i'm 30 years old um i guess i don't know would you consider that a luxury is it i can see both sides it's like it was nice that like i guess i haven't had to then also i feel like i'm also not prepared as well and this funeral definitely did not prepare me either because I feel like it's not it was not a normal funeral experience from what I understand it was very odd very surreal very bitter and targeted specifically at my family our family so for context my granddad I

guess have been married for a few decades to our step-man well yeah our whole lives but our whole lives yeah our whole our whole existence they were together um and they lived in wales um which is what a couple hours drive from here go across a cool bridge um yeah go to the beautiful landscape i'd actually vowed because i've told this story before there's like all sorts of jar lore and max the golden is all wrapped up in all this nonsense so it's one of these things like how do you quickly catch someone up on this I don't even know. Because I felt more and more crazy with talking about this event because it seems so insane.

Like how we even got here? Like, how do I make this make sense? But what it wound up happening was I guess our stepman passed away a few weeks ago. Funerals on the table. Our granddad's way too old to go. So in his stead, my uncle suggested to go. my uncle's twin is our mother

so she said well I don't want you to go by yourself I'll come with you to which I also suggested I'd kind of like to come along because I have this weird unfinished like connection with this place

and this story that like quite affected me in my early 20s I guess like seeing the state of her she was like quite a she had some struggles in her life with like alcoholism and a lot of heavy stuff and I guess they lived in

literally the middle of Noah the most rural of rural like I guess we can sit around here rural but it really isn't no this this is a bustling city as far as that location it's a cabin and like a static caravan

yeah that's that's the settlement so yeah my granddad I guess kind of married into a Welsh farmer family they all hate him he hated them he was always like anti wales and was like kind of an asshole created all this friction with them there's all this stuff all this law that we don't know our generation don't know we missed it we weren't there for it um no they have like all this bitterness towards our family because when it the situation reached a peak when i got max that time where he was in a state he was overweight he wasn't being brushed he was a mess the same was said for our step-man and granddad at the time so we went and took him out

the situation so she could get some help or whatever but her side of the family interpreted that as a our family abandoning step-man um heightening all this like i don't know they just interpreted everything in the worst way possible even though it's a really like childish they're the reason they they wouldn't let her leave they wouldn't let her go and live near our grandfather yeah um and I know like obviously I'm biased I guess if we're talking like

these sides or whatnot but I feel fairly impartial because it's like I'm not just inherently taking my granddad's side like if he was I've heard like stories about like how he's conducted himself or whatever I can understand that to a certain degree but there's if a funeral isn't a place where you can set aside

like family arguments um and just like look at the look at each other in the eye and shake each other's hands because you're not there for that you're there for the person who's passed away yeah and like i kept justifying it because they tried to get um our mom not to go they tried to sneakily like convince my uncle to like get to not go um it was just like this really awkward weird situation but I kept thinking like I mean she was like a pretty like seminal important person growing up like in our family like shadow troubles or whatever and it's a bit odd but as an adult now the way I interpret it is more much through like sympathy and I've got nothing but like yeah respect and empathy for where she wound up and I know for a fact

if she had a say and if she wanted me my uncle or our uncle and our mother to be there she would say yes she would have wanted us there and there's no doubt in my mind about that so i don't feel like it was like out of line to like show up or whatever so they were married for decades but it gets to the part with the what do they call it the obituary we go through like the life the someone someone someone in the the family writes something about the person then the priest or whoever reads I don't know you can go up if you want you can have the priest read it or whoever uh the clergyman I don't fuck it now I'm not religious um but basically they read off this thing about like her life and in the speech they erased the entire part with my granddad um They didn't reference him once. They went through, like, her timeline of her life up and to the point where she met my granddad.

Then skipped decades later, and literally just, like, next sentence was, and she had a lovely golden retriever called Max. And it was like, it was quite a weird, surreal first funeral experience, if I'm being honest, bro. And especially as we were leaving, there was like a crowd of people. and the immediate family members so our step nan's brother and his wife and son were like there like shaking people's hands

and like saying goodbye as people were going through and us three we well I link eyes with this guy Tom the one who promised to look after Max the one who stayed with us in Jersey when we lived there

our granddad and her brought him over and he's been with us known him since he was like a little kid um yeah i link eyes with him he recognizes who i am he turns back into the crowd then we have to do the walk of shame through this like horde of people who all are indirectly directing us

by like blanking up intentionally blanking us as we walk through this whole people who all hate our asses um and yeah we do the walk of shame to the car and it was like it was fucking brutal um yeah and then it was like a 20 minute drive to the crematorium which was like literally five minutes um it was so so fucking weird um the whole thing um and they all like they kept giving us the evils or whatever um getting in their black range rovers and like staring us down um it was like really weird and juvenile and like even in death you can't just let her have this you know you got to make it

about you yeah in your shit like very insulting to her and i'm sad about that for her and like i i had to be in the room when like we got back to my granddad after the whole event was over and we had to like relay because we had these conversations of like what are we going to tell him that they didn't mention him at her funeral yeah um how do we deliver that fucking blow uh you know her mom's pretty like direct so she she told him the truth i guess um he was clearly like bummed by it but he was also like what would what do you really expect yeah um so that was yeah pretty horrible yeah that's not what a funeral is meant to be no but that's also what's weird about like I don't know I thought like part of the

philosophy of being like a Christian is like believing in these things forgiveness and stuff yeah forgiveness and coming together for to for this ceremony and it's about the ceremony and about the saying goodbye instead of I don't know they're just a strange group yeah yeah for sure I don't ever have to interact with any of them again um but this time instead of like cursing the place and more like cursing that family and I'd happily go back to like other parts of whales or whatever or even the same area because like the after that brutal funeral we just happened to be really close to that pub where max lives it was like literally like 10 minutes from where the crematorium was so we went straight from the crematorium to this like pub on the seaside where Max resides, like, hoping to, like, put a little upper at the end of it. And, yeah, you rock up, um, see, like, golden retriever, like, signs everywhere or whatever

on the entrance and, yeah, go in and there's, like, no, there was no one in there because it was, like, a really random time of day, like, midweek, except for, like, one family that was, like, in the corner eating a meal with two enormous golden retrievers, like, lying by them waiting for scraps one of them was max you could tell immediately um yeah and that boy is old he is so fucking old but happy it's like a it's like a storybook happy ending for that boy

he lives by the seaside literally on the seaside like you open the doors from this like pub and it's just yeah endless ocean um yeah that weighs the ocean you turn the the other way in its woods so right it's like perfect for a dog yeah he got like the dog farm but it was real yeah yeah he was sent to the farm that actually was real um he's got his golden friend who's like the same age even more like droopy and old um who uh had arthritis in his front legs because when he was young he would go to the beach and dig hole was so obsessively he's like gave himself arthritis um but yeah that was nice to see him um

That puts some, like, closure as well. Because previously, the last time I saw him was having to give him to this guy, Tom, who at the time was saying, yeah, we're going to send you updates. We're going to take him to the groomers when we take our dogs to the groomers. We'll take care of him. But then they didn't. So, yeah, that's what made me more upset was like, wait. So in the end, the biggest victims are this poor woman and the dog.

Nice one. yeah that's that's someone to be proud of um yeah i hope all of them struggle to sleep for the rest of their lives yeah like yeah it's not right that shit's gotta come around and like you know like your sibling well and that's a i'll end this segment on this um i found out that this cabin that my granddad and step-man had been living in he they built this uh with my step-nans money but stupidly she the land is owned by her brother for which she asked like hey uh could i have this slither of land um that you own um he was like yeah sure but he never signed the paperwork like intentionally um and for some reason they went ahead and built it so now

He just owns it and she just but she basically got scammed by her brother out of everything she owned um and this is a farmer who has heaps of acres already yeah yeah um he was literally just like a little corner like on yeah it was a slither of a potato field yeah uh huh saw it with her own eyes it was like a slither like a nice nice place or whatever but with her money um and she got completely duped out of it. it um it's just so fucked up yes disgusting yeah yeah well maybe the the silver lining is that if their religion is true then they're going to hell true yeah by the their own standards yeah yeah the devil is within them yeah i suppose i should i mention john john yeah so there's this

he's like been a he's like that side character you know in like Kern Brothers movies where he's like He just comes in and like steals a scene And it feels like so fleshed out And then he just like never see him again

We've seen this fellow like A handful of times And he just lives in this tiny town Um In Wales Calling it a town is like Yeah Too big

Yeah Again middle of nowhere Where he's got like He is a cartoon character He's got this really thick Welsh accent. He's like a tiny guy. The first thing he said was I went and shook his hand and he was like, how many wheat a mix do you eat in the morning?

And every few sentences he references this book he's written. He's got like, you know, instead of like in a conversation where you're like, yeah, that's like, well, that philosopher said this. He's like, well, in my book, I wrote. which is awesome because he would do it every time like every time i've met him he's he's references this book whatever it is um i've never like got the name i wonder if it's on amazon maybe um but he's like i don't know like um in his house i went there once he's like kind of a hoarder type where he's just got every item like a tinkerer like you could imagine him with the goggles like

with the different like magnifying like that kind of like tinkerer just like can do anything he's got like a crossbow he is like shoots it into a book it's just like what is your deal like yeah he's just an extravagant like yeah yeah and he was like just all these random like facts he was like we were sat in the church waiting for the funeral to start and the organ player was playing the organ and it was like yeah your step nan's grandfather donated that organ to the church um wow just all this random stuff because yeah he's just been in the air and just knows everybody yeah funny funny cool go for sure i feel like every town has one of those like uh ours might be the hamp man a bit scarier but yeah the the hat man's different

that yeah um there's like those type types of town dudes like there's the i don't know if you've seen him it's this guy he's always running oh yeah he like wait he purposely waves at every single car that goes by yes yeah um and it's like i hadn't do that i was having like a really shitty day and i was driving somewhere and he did that and it was like you're lifting my mood with that he's straight up like locking eyes while he's running around and like really like just going out of his way just to be a friendly energy. Man, you know what, that's infectious.

To be that guy, because, like, the characters like that, like, we, we kind of, in our heads, turn them into, like, 2D characters, you know? They've got nothing. They're just that thing. It's the guy that waves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's, like, all you need.

That's all you need to give, you know? Like you say, it can, like, brighten your day. It's definitely infectious. Yeah. I think people that that just like that we were talking earlier about someone who

like doesn't give a shit about what people think of them and it came out bad yeah you know but if if you're like a cool person and you don't give a shit about what people think of you yeah that's like a match maiden habit that's the ultimate yeah because that's unstoppable in a way yeah you're you're you're just being like who you are

even if like some people might think you're lame as hell like I'm sure like some some dude driving his like Ford Fiesta with like an exhaust on it gets waved up by this guy is like what a guy's probably gay yeah yeah what a gay what a fucking gay and it's actually no you're the gay

on that note I'll see after these messages You gotta beat that Yeah Dry Media shirts Now Or I'm gonna hurt you Description below

Yeah I feel like we got like a therapist dynamic going on You know With me and there Yeah Yeah and I'm like Man baby old dressy really

So tell me what about these dreams You know I'm dreaming of BB old drizzie I just saw a comment on a short About Drake That said Drake definitely closes the fridge With his hips

I mean do you want to talk about that We didn't really fit it in that first half I could get it going with a Comment here Yeah get it going with the comment Do you want to do it You want to do it Go with the comment

First Yeah Let me just say this is a second half of the general media Posdect or the Brocast We head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit We can ask us any goddamn question you feel like This one actually wasn't from the subreddit But I'm going to pretend it was

Tam Betamistow 74223 When are they going to talk about Drake versus Kendraik? So I'm You're like way more in the next no on this than I. Dude.

I've listened to all the songs now that I didn't even, it's been so quick and the responses was, it all happened like machine gun fire. So quick that like, yeah, I missed that first song, I guess, was, let me reel it back. So Drake's, can't just done four?

Drake's down two? Drake's on three. Three. Maybe I'm missing one of Drake. I guess Drake has kind of done four. so the the timeline is the I would class this

because I think this is how Kendrick took it first person shooter by Drake featuring Jay Cole where Jay Cole is like there's the big three is it is it Jay Cole is it Aubrey no is it is it KDor Aubrey or me

and he's like I'm I kind of think that it's me that's like his thing and Kendrick was like they're saying me and Drake are on the same level I think everyone would be insulted by that yeah I think

like I think Kendrick would have been fine with Jay Cole saying it like if it was the big two right is it Kendrick or Cole I think it wouldn't have been anything

apparently Kendrick has been working on this Drake this for a long time so he was just looking to just wait for that moment so he got given an opportunity here he was he implies that he was asked to feature on that song

by Drake in one of the songs he's like I'm confused by the feature request because we still have shit to address so then he appears on future and Metro Boomin's latest album on the song like that

I listened to that yeah a couple days ago yeah so Kendrick appears on that and he just comes out like there is no big three it's just big me yeah Jay Cole responds

pretty quick and then immediately apologises yeah yeah because he knows better yeah he knows better his disc track was shit it was terrible

yeah I heard like a little clip of it I didn't even listen to him yeah he's like your he basically says Kendrick has bad albums and like that's that's the dumbest way to go at Kendrick like I'm sure there's stuff like an angle you could take but that isn't it so he apologized um he's he's caught a couple strays um from kendrick but like that he got out you know he had the wisdom to get out yeah uh Drake Drake Drake drops push-ups

and then didn't get a response within like a day and he got impatient so AI got Tupac and Snoop Dogg Oh that's right Keep again about the AI bit

Yeah So that's like the The second one I'm counting out of four Which got taken down by Tupac's estate That's corny man That is lame Yeah some people think it was like kind of clever

why as like a bait thing because the last song A Mortal Man on Kendrick's album Um to Pimp a Butterfly Has like a fake back and forth Between Kendrick and Tupac Yeah

He's like interviewing Tupac So like he Tupac is like a big deal to Kendrick, obviously. Yeah, he completely idolizes him, right? Yeah, yeah. You can hear it in his music. Yeah.

He references him a lot. Yeah. You kind of have to as like a West Coast rapper. So some people think it was fine, but two perks of stay didn't. So that song's been like wiped off all of Drake's stuff. Kendrick then doesn't say anything for a few days and then drops you obviously he wasn't just making euphoria he was making all of these songs yeah um so he could just like drop wait for Drake to respond which he did and then immediately drop after

that and again and then again and then Drake is like well shit you know so this isn't one of those things where it's like an even division of like I'm team thingy no everyone is team country yeah but from the most hardcore of hardcore like Drake faithfuls

who like even even the ones that try to like make an argument just make themselves look stupid because he made himself look stupid with like everything you said yeah yeah there's no way to spin the Drake stuff to make it look good and like we've been clanging on Drake for years and years and years and it's like finally

finally someone with the clout and the power in the artistry yeah make everyone see just make it just clown him I genuinely think he's the only person who could do it yeah because like Drake kept saying like this is a 20v1 like or a 1v20 or whatever um

saying like he's always had this narrative that like the industry is out to get him everyone else is out to get him um What do you mean you're like one of the biggest artists in the world? Yeah, yeah. You sell that stadium, like shut up. Which, I mean, a lot of other rappers were, like, dropping stuff about him.

Which Drake made the mistake of, like, trying to respond to everyone at the same time, not realizing, like, Kendrick. People only give a shit about what Kendrick is saying. They don't care that Rick Ross is calling you a white boy. there's that brutal line right in one of the Kendrick ones where he references that 20 v1 thing where he's like 20 ghost writers yeah yeah um because that's part of it was like in the meet the graham song that's like that's like a full narrative it's like taking different perspectives addressing different people and being like poetic with it being artistic with it there's that side then the other ones just have straight up, you're a minor. Yeah. It's like, yeah. This is brutal, like, in the exact way I want to hear.

Like, this is crazy. Yeah, and see, the thing is, when I, when I heard Euphoria for the first time, um, I didn't know what a lot of, a lot of what he was saying, I didn't understand. I wish, I, like, I was so excited to talk about this, but obviously we'd pre-recorded the previous episode. Yeah, yeah. So I, like, it would have been the perfect, like, mm-hmm. Something big good happened

The peak of Of the beef Like everything's died down now But just euphoria Has so much to break down Like the Do you know the The YNW Melly

No this is what I'm saying Like there's so much of it I'm not picking up one Yeah because he says like I love I mean I'm gonna butcher this But he basically says J-Cole and Drake

I love them to death in eight bars I'll explain what that meant and then musically eight bars later he says if they're not my real friends then I'm YN W Melly

Y N W Melly is currently on death row he's like a rapper for killing two of his friends like Kendrick was going in with like the references to everything and like

just pure entertainment for people who like know kind of in the no no no yeah yeah like these open rumors open secrets just having someone like yeah yeah um

but like when I first listen to euphoria I was like this sounds kind of like goofy with the horns and stuff yeah and at first I was like I don't know if this works is like a dis it's too

like fun and then I couldn't stop listening to it and I was like okay he's made like a good song yeah and then I started like like reading the lyrics and it was like that's what changes it because I listen to it this is cool

but you have to read it to get the full you absolutely have to that's where most of the genius is in my mind is like yeah just what you're hiding in the the wordplay you're getting in there yeah the the entendres like it's just pure entertainment and you can tell like in he he's kind of having fun with it yeah it's like he's been holding on to this for so long because something therapeutic about it is it's been like kind of well-known that like king cunter he has the the the

says about ghostwriters yeah yeah um everyone kind of knew that was about drake but it was never that obvious yeah so on one hand when kendrick is talking about like the the sneak dising the not mano we mano like yeah just calling people out he's done it as well you know for a while but i guess he's only done it at drake like yeah well it's kind of like filtering through the posturing you know where it's like a certain amount of it is theater you know you're like exaggerating you're overdoing it like that M&M machine gun Kelly thing yeah like it gets brutal but like feels different um this is hardcore like well yeah because the allegations that are flying are like pretty serious like yeah like the album cover being like ozempic prescriptions or

or his house, Drake's house, with the, like, paedophile on a map. Yeah, the sex offender. That's right, yeah, yeah. Like the symbols, I guess, if you look at a map and putting it over his mansion or whatever. I don't know, like, I know defamation and whatnot is kind of different in America than the UK. I watched a YouTube short of a lawyer saying, like, can they sue each other? And basically it would be terrible for either of them to sue. because I mean

for for Drake to sue he would have to prove that he's not how do you prove that you're not by having people look through your stuff which you obviously he's not gonna do that that was one of the crazier parts was him like in his final track being like

yeah I couldn't be a pedo because I'm too famous so what do you actually that is the worst angle to take like are you fucking blind have you have this This is a guy who has spent a lot of time online.

Hmm. Like, since the start of his music career. True. You know, how have you not fucking looked at the environment around you? He's in the music industry. Yeah. Did he was just put away? And he knows him.

Yeah, he's like, Ben Badger with him. Yeah. So his whole angle on that, like, you don't need us to say, like, Kendrick won you know everyone knew um yeah

at first when euphoria dropped I was like hyped and then when it I think when it got to meet the Graham's I was like oh this this could actually lead to one of them

like being killed this yeah that's what kind of what I was scared of because, like, the biggie Tupac stuff that happened over less, right? It wasn't like as pointed as this shit. Yeah. But, I mean, there were, like, there were some crazy layers to that as well, um, involving

did it? Mm. So. Yeah. I definitely don't know the full context there. Yeah. I don't think anyone does. But, um.

People have died over less, I guess, is the point. And it's like, yeah. You say it's kind of moved on and you have. like people still talking about like the memes are heavy and that's kind of where I'm curious is like does this actually affect anything and I'm most curious of like does this change Drake's optics at all this is nothing but good for Kendrick in my opinion especially with this rumored album that's coming out nothing but good for him and it'll probably boost it even more with all this yeah promotion I think the the only question is the allegations Drake

made towards Kendrick um and if he'll like which is what like him beating his wife and his wife cheating on him or something yeah like this um yeah I think even then like the the wife cheating thing doesn't really matter

but it's kind of yeah even it's just not on the same level is it like no no but like I think that the thing that that Kendrick maybe needs to address is the that the accusation of like domestic aside um he's addressed tough topics before I could just see maybe doing something like that um in the future but it's based on nothing like the the thing with Kendrick is that he's kind of just said what people have been

saying about Drake for a long as time yeah like if if you've been like in the right corners of online discourse you've heard all of these things yeah yeah and something's happened the past few years where he did start being clown more and it was like yeah i bet i bet drake sleeps like that's been a meme for like a while and like the corny but like if he ran with that then cool again it's what what Kendrick was saying it was like I like Drake with the melodies I don't like when he act tough yeah it is weird it doesn't work yeah why are you doing it and then and then when Kendrick breaks it down to being like you're kind of leaching on a culture that isn't

yours and like an aesthetic that yeah yeah you're like hijacking yeah and you you use it to get money and then you drop it when it suits as the wind changes yeah yeah and he He's done it with UK, like, grime. True, yeah. Yeah, I did find that weird. He just, he just, like, absorb something. That strikes me, yeah, it's like the social climber, like, just, it's all about clout. It's all about just, like, I haven't tapped that vein for that audience yet.

Let's go do that while it's relevant right now. Then we can just switch to whatever it is the next year or whatever, you know? Yeah. And, um... I guess that's why I was so there for it. It's quite a big, like, pop culture moment, really. It's huge. Like, I feel, do you know about the Pusher T and Drake beef?

Nope. Because Pusher T is the one who revealed Adonis, Drake's son. Oh, okay. That's why he's referenced in Euphoria. because Pusherty over the same beat as Jay Z's story of OJ

did a disc track at Drake about his son that nobody knew about at the time and then after Pusherty then Drake released like a PR statement saying like Pusha T went too far the beefs over

like come on guys you can't be doing this and everyone was like disappointed it was like the lamest end and push a tea stomped him um you probably and then and then cease and assist yeah and then and then drape started becoming a dad so like that's terrible optics but also like that didn't end his career no no you know if if that I thought he kind of leaned into it and embraced it like the certified lover boy album cover is like loads of pregnant women so short like i'd assume like there's only one secret child like that would be more shocking that there is only one to be yeah especially with the hot sauce in the condom thing that

everyone knows about yeah yeah everyone knows these things um so when whether drake lied about this daughter of his that that kendrick got from one of his crew that was a lie he thought he was playing 4D chess but it's actually like 2D chess it's 1D chess people heard it and they were like 0D

people were like oh not again and then he released his thing and A if you'd planned all this you would have had that ready you know Kendrick dropped literally 20 minutes after Drake so it should have just been

yeah it should have just been Yeah, it should have been Bam, Bam, bam, bam. Yeah, yeah. You know? And then I could see people saying, okay, Kendrick got played. But it was two days.

It was two days until Drake responded. And the response was like this tepid, like, limp. Yeah. He sounds tired. He sounds defeated. Like he hasn't been able to sleep because his phone's been playing up. I'll tell you what, though. Not to give Drake credit because he doesn't deserve it.

But it's the best Drake has been in years. oh god yeah by far like wow I can at least get to the end of this where like I've tried with like some of his recent stuff

like tried to listen to like one song and I'm like this is just unbearable dude I've given Drake chances I've like gone on the last like 30 albums that he released within a year like I'll go on every single one of them be like let's give this a go

go on the first song can't finish it and then I'm like no Yeah, yeah. Because Kendrick is so right. I can't remember which one it's on where he says, you've got no classics. You don't have a classic.

Yeah. And it's so... No, he's got hollow and blue. That's not an album, there, yeah. That'll be a single. Yeah, yeah. He's got no classic album. No.

Yeah. Yeah. So true. In the core of public opinion, no matter what's true or false, Kendrick made the songs that people are going to be. listening to you for like a long

ass time. Yeah, yeah, because like there's the whole gambit too, because I like the weird kind of scary, atmospheric narrative thing and meet the grains but then there's more like dancer kind of like, oh, you can't stop moving with these other ones he's calling him like the worst shit in the world but you can't stop moving because it's so bright.

He's got this energy with it. He's like it's like he's been bottled up. He's the shaken Pepsi. Yeah, yeah. And he's just been sat there for ages. It's like just this release attention yeah yeah yeah yeah it's so much fun

yeah so hopefully that means I mean a Kendrick album would be real nice in a couple months I'd be very much down for that I hope it's in line with it though I hope it talks about this kind of you're saying yeah if it's if it's about the music industry and somewhere about like yeah

this like fame and excess and the posturing and I'd love to see something like that Yeah Yeah Um Well I'll be If it ain't

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Has this to say Oh no A trolley is headed towards Jar Jar Binks you can pull the lever to divert it, killing SpongeBob instead. Whoever survives will become your roommate for the rest of your life.

I'll kill Jarja. I feel like SpongeBob would at least work hard and pay my rent. He would pay rent and we know for a fact he's a hard worker whereas Jarja, he can't hold a job down for his life. That's kind of his main character thing, right? He's been outcast because he's such a fuck-up. He is a politician there. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, which era? Yeah. Episode three, like, causing Hitler to rise to power. Creating fascism. Char-Jar did it. Oh, I love it. I absolutely love it. I'd keep Jarja around.

You know? Wow. Actually, maybe, I reckon, you know, when you get, like, insurance out on your car or your house or whatever, If you have to, like, put that Jar Jar lives in the vicinity, they probably, like, wouldn't ensure you type thing, you know? Yeah. Like, he's a fire risk. He's in everything, right? He's going to, like, stand in some doo-do and then, like, jump around on one foot and then somehow cause, like, a huge rude gold bird, like, explosion or whatever, you know?

So, me and him combined, it would be, like, yeah, the fence is on fire, because he's, like, attached to a table, like, spinning around. He's just paved. I'll lose my eye No man But he might take down the whole droid army By accident Which is cool and satisfying Obvious Humour 666 says

When are you going to rank every Imagine Dragons and Maroon 5 album You promised us this in an episode a few years ago And I've been eagerly awaiting ever since I'm down Let's do it right now I was about to like try and riff on what you but I couldn't name a single one yeah I couldn't name a single song other than radioactive and moves like Jagger

moves like Jagger they each have one song as far as I'm concerned um ooh like edible food has this kind of prescine one hello Jarja Ming's I have an important question so we might have actually answered this which fictional characters do you think would be on Epstein's Island I feel like we might have answered this is it advanced warfare yeah advanced warfare Kevin Spacey specifically

from advanced warfare yeah yeah I mean he counts as a video game characters yeah you're right I was think no go sorry the the guy from Mass Effect which one he's like the

the human embassy guy oh Edina Udina, yeah Udina, yeah, I could see him as an Epsteiner Yeah, um, I was thinking like Grimmis from McDonald's You know Oh, yeah I could really see like

You wouldn't be sure Did they take video game character? What fictional characters Oh, fiction, okay Yeah Yeah Is he fiction? He's not real, is he?

I thought he was like a, like a mascot Making him kind of real But he's like Tony the Tiger real? In a sense. I swear I said Tony the Tiger would be on the...

Tony the Tiger would be on the island. And the Sugar Puff guy. I don't remember you saying that. Oh my God, the Sugar Puff guy 100%. Yeah. I reckon all the cereal guy, you know,

the Golden Nuggets guy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's like... All the serial empire mascots would be there. They'd be in one corner of the island. You know what I'm saying? Where would the Kris Krispies kids be there?

Boy, you know they'd be on the island, but... Fucking out Jesus Christ Um Um Um Um

Um Whato Yeah Yeah Yeah All the like Newt gun ray and all that lot New gunry would

Mm hmm Everyone You know like At the end of episode three When it goes in And kills all those people Everyone Everyone in that room

The Um The Savaloys or whatever. The racial union army. The racist, uh, Japanese, like... Oh yeah, yeah, the gun raise and the, the trade federation. Yeah, yeah.

Army, that's right. How the fuck was... How did he put that in a movie? Well, I just, I'm just impressed that you got like concepts like trade unionism. Tech unions. Yeah. It's like, all these things that, like, as a kid, you'd never think about it. And then you're like, watch it as an adult and it's like, what...

This is really... You've just, like, it structured this around, like, American politics, really. Yeah. This is for the Republic. It's like, it's a really bizarre. Yeah, yeah. Dude, there's got to be more. Fiction of characters.

The, the, the, the, the, the, Mr. Crabs. The Mad Max nipple guy, the people eater. Mm, yeah. 100%. What do you think of Mr. Crabs? Nah. he loves his daughter too much too much

oh shit that version of Mel Gibson this one he's been yeah that's why we got pinned up

he's real though just real Mel Gibson Yeah. Brian Griffin. Brain and Stewie. Stowy.

Yeah. I know you could have an endless fun with this one. Yeah, you could go for a while. The, uh, the prophets. Oh, from Halo? Yeah. Absolutely, yeah. They all look like, um,

They look like... Harvey Weinstein or something. Oh, yeah. You know? No, Harvey Weinstein is, um, Tartarus. Mm. Or he's literally the orc that's based on his likeness in Laudderings. Yeah.

Yeah, Sauron in Epstein Island. Well, you know the orc, right? It was like modeled on literally... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one that dodges the barber. Yeah. And it really looks. looks like him too.

When you see if side by side it's like... Yeah, because he... He was produced from the movie, yeah. He was like a massive asshole. He refused to produce the movies, right? That's why they were made by someone... He wanted to like...

Reduce budgets. He wanted to cut stuff... Yeah, yeah. Being produced a man. Yeah, so Peter Jackson was like... Yeah. He was one of those like Drake industry secrets so that everyone knew type thing.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. But... Hmm, maybe we should do one more here to round this boy off. How about that? Do you want one from, do you want one about, do you want a hypothetical or do you want the insectologist to update us on something? Can we do the insectologist?

And then the hypothetical, and if I don't like the hypothetical, it just ends. You can just shut it down. Okay. Yeah. So Tifling Afrias says, I have been summoned. Insectologist Jarling here. I'm a college. I'm at college studying entomology. Worms is a colloquial term that describes many different types of animals.

However, the worms that people are most familiar with, including earthworms, are the phylum, Anelida. On the other hand, insects, mealworms, silkworms, most grubs are in the philum, arthropoda. The main way to tell between an insect and a worm is the presence of legs and wings. If your creepy, crawly has six legs and at least one, but no more than two pairs of wings, it's most likely an insect. When it comes to larvae, this might be tricky to deduce, but typically insect larvae have an easily distinguishable head, whereas the bum, bum end and head end of worms looks almost identical. Alex asked an insightful question on the difference between grubs and worms.

Grubs, at least from how I've heard the term used, typically refers to the larvae of hollow... I'm not very good at Latin, I apologize. Holo metabolous insects. Insects that undergo metamorphosis, particularly fly beetle and butterfly moth larvae. For example, the tequila worm described in the previous episode as a moth larvae.

Overall, the term worm, grub, and slimer are mostly colloquial, meaning they use pretty casually and can refer to lots of creepy crawlies. Hope this helps. Hashtag cool. Hashtag orange poop. Hashtag love. Hashtag yay. Oh, and maggots are fly larvae. I knew that last bit. Is it lava or larvae? I was saying, I just started saying larvae and I feel like you got to commit. L-A-E. Yeah. L-A-E. It's one lava, a multiple larvae. Oh, it's plural. Larvae is like, there's a...

Laveré, do you remember the maggots in the bin? Oh. I do. That was fucking grim. Don't like that. I'm spitting bars. Yeah, that was kind of a lot of information.

That was a lot of information. Did you absorb it all? There will be quizzes. It's something about a head, you know? Yeah, if it's got a head or an orange, orange pooey bum bum then it might be not a worm worms don't have heads

right is it true that if you cut a worm in half it becomes two worms um as far as I'm aware that is possible but we're gonna have to have another writing from the jarly to confirm it because I'm not doing research and finally

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Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games Or games unlimited games But no games That's word for word You know what? Can I read it? Let me decipher this. That top one there.

Okay. Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games or games or games unlimited games? This might be the best question. He's calling nine up votes. Everyone else is looking at it. They're like, yep, that's the one. Why would you rather have... Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games or games?

Unlimited games, but no games? it looks like we got got with that yeah good ass question what's your answer I'm gonna go no games but as long as there are some unlimited games

so not unlimited bacon yeah with no games mm hmm fuck fuck fuck this is like a riddle

I feel like yeah if you can break that down if you can elaborate on that please because um I don't know what you're talking about have but I screenshot that thinking that it made sense but only in reading it out

loud did I realize like how little sense that makes. Would you like games, unlimited games but no games? Like, is that does that sound like a good deal? There's like no... Yeah, that's what I was trying to break down like separating it.

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