JAR Media Posdact - The Darkness Takes Over! - JARCAST Episode 213
Episode Date: July 27, 2020https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:22 Housekeeping 06:03 Xbox Showcase Thoughts 16:50... Twitter Speedround 16:56 Alex's Thoughts on 'Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice' 19:11 Thoughts on Show 'Community' 20:28 Opinions on being SMACKED 21:47 Taylor Swift Excitement 22:06 Thoughts on Ghosts of Tsushima 26:37 James or Argy who farts worse? 27:41 James admits he likes Tame Impala 29:23 Gorillaz Pacman Thoughts 29:59 Mid Break 32:04 Reddit Questions 32:18 James Quickfire Round 35:28 I Build Everything 39:24 Do you still argue about curry? 42:35 Doctor Discussion 45:23 Is James still a napper? 48:50 Normal Episode Retrospective 51:34 Introducing People to JAR 55:54 Thoughts on USA & Covid 1:06:26 Have we played Hollowknight? 1:09:50 Corncast coming back? 1:10:33 Role Models 1:13:13 30 Seconds To Make Alex Laugh
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Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 213 of the Jarcast.
I'm your host, Alex, joined as always by the Golden Freddy himself.
Yeah, it's me.
And the bro with the Mo, Jim.
The Mo Hawk.
No, I was shortening the word most.
The bro with the mo.
The brost with the most.
I didn't even plan that one.
That one just came to me.
How do you feel about that?
On this year episode of the JARCast.
It's good.
It's good.
I can't complain.
Hi guys.
Before we go too deep into the episode,
I'd like to shout out the Patreon
and our supporters over there.
Of course, the influx in dibby tier patrons
is a thing we're very happy with.
Yeah, big shout out to them.
We'll be reading and shouting them out during the halfway point of the cast.
And the people on Mort here as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Last episode, because I'm still new to all this Patreon, reading off stuff,
out of the four tiers, I only had the Dibby one ticked and forgot to tick Mort,
which is the one above it.
So there was a mort or two that was left out last week.
That big shout out to the Morts of the page on you are.
Are we legally allowed to use that?
We're not profiteering off of like the imagery or...
Does Madagascar own the name Mort?
That's the question.
I guess we'll find out in the coming months.
They're going to sue us for like millions.
Yeah.
Bring it on, is what I say.
Don't.
No.
We're forgetting, of course, that Mort means death.
Mortality.
You know they're like Spanish?
So yeah, of course it's not copyrighted by DreamWorks.
Copyrighted?
Copywritten.
Thank you.
Unless DreamWorks is literally copyrighted the idea of death,
which might be possible after the boss baby.
You're right, yeah.
Sorry, Mort.
I'm okay with it.
Okay with what?
Deaf.
Let's do some housekeeping then.
Of course, last episode I revealed the spectacular Ruby Doo.
Um, this exciting new image I discovered and the feedback's been kind of mixed on it, I have to say. Um, Tom Health 66 says, sorry, Heath says, kind of sick, but it ain't no sandy. And I, I'm in full agreement with that. It ain't no sandy. Mammoth Led 5 says has the same vibe as Sandy, but none of the soul. And that, and that, honestly, that is what appeals to me about the image, the fact that it has those soulless fucking eyes. Yeah, if you sort of.
of take into account the the time period that ruby do was like discovered in and sort of um
vibed with us in um a time of a lot of despair a lot of uncertainty i think ruby do um exemplifies the
times we find ourselves caught up in at the moment yeah whereas sandy is more of
The go-getter, yeah.
The golden sort of go-getter-rade.
Chung-Skingi says it has no soul,
but that makes all the better,
and I think I agree with them.
Leave him alone even says hot take is better than Sandy.
No, no, that's not, no.
I mean, disagreement with that hot take.
No, I disagree as well,
but it's not because Ruby Do is objectively worse.
It's because Ruby do...
It represents something a lot bleaker than...
what Sandy does
if that makes sense to...
Yeah, that doesn't make complete sense.
As the Jarling's last episode
who turned in might remember,
we said for this episode
we were going to do an extra dark lighting
just so we've done every
like option.
Yeah, so after this one
just say in the comments which one you think
looks the best. Say this one.
I think this one's too dark personally.
That's just how I feel right now.
It's quite dark, but it's really
asphetic and it suits
you know how we're recording right now and the
you know it's
night as fuck at the moment I think the one
the previous episodes one was
was about right
for my own taste I'm in agreement with that
but we're always up for
you know feedback and we want to know
what is the best for the viewers
and I want to know your guys opinions
on this because
daboos says
merge the Reddit and Twitter questions
part how do you feel about that
because I don't know about that
yeah I feel like the
because we don't always do the
Twitter questions and when we do
it just tends to be like four or five
really quick yeah yeah
I would say not merge them
but do them what would be
merging them wouldn't it
well maybe what we could do is do the Twitter
questions at the end of the first segment
yeah yeah
okay if that may
I mean as long as we have stuff to talk about in the first segment
right okay okay
just thought I'd throw that out there
and also
the Madagascar video
people seem to be enjoying
we've got two actually
actually as good as they say videos out
the Halo one
we just put out
for those that are interested in that
don't need to spend like any time
really talking about that on this episode then as a result
I wasn't there but I've seen the trailer
and it's yeah just I think I'm in agreement
with you guys and what your kind of thoughts on that
Yeah, I suppose we should...
That's one thing that happened in the last week, I suppose, was this gaming Xbox stream.
They're basically the Airy-3 kind of equivalent.
We've already got that Halo video out, but James, do you have any thoughts just quickly?
There's good premise they, depending on what they're wanting it at, you know, on the next generation, it could be quite a pretty game, it could be, it looks, it looks, it looks, the gameplay looks good.
The guns, they look so generic.
It needs just some more Halo spice.
It needs a razzle-dazzle to, you know,
bring it back to the halo we like.
But this looks like they could,
this is a good start again for Halo.
If they do it white, they could, you know,
bring it back to some of its former glory.
So let's just wait and see what happens.
Yeah, what about fable?
Anyone care about that?
Playground games making fable,
so the guys who make Fours of Horizon
are making a fable game now, which is weird.
but um yeah i mentioned uh it's how many times are they going to like try and reboot fable
because it's like that that i've never played one so it's that it's that microsoft exclusive
they don't want to let die for like really strange reasons because it's always been
it adds a pillar that like makes them seem a bit more diverse you know comedic fantasy setting
is a bit yeah something different i played um fable two and three and fable one i i enjoyed
quite a bit because back then it was like this really arcade RPG and it was
It was really fun at like a really basic level.
And silly sense of humor and all that.
And then they added Fable 3, which was just like, Christ.
I left that game on at night to grind currency.
Like, it was not good.
But, you know, if it looks nice and it's quite fun to play,
then it could be a fun game.
Forza Motorsport.
They drop the numbers, so I guess now it's going to be a platform or something.
I don't know.
I could be wrong on that.
So what is this forza?
I'm saying, I don't know
I just watched the trailer
Look pretty
It's probably going to be
It's weird with FOSA
Because the Horizon games are way more popular
Than the mainstream
Like motorsport Fourses
But
The Motorsport Fourses are greatly overshadowed
By just Granitasma being a better game
Is it though?
I thought Fourses way more
Like relevant
In terms of the car
Game war
But
The main thing about
racing games is it's like competitive online stuff
and Gran Turismo does that so much better
so for an entry level it's like you play
Falls Horizon but if you want actual racing stuff you play
Grand Tourismo but yeah I wouldn't know
I've kind of having put like hundreds of hours into
fours I've just kind of dropped it I can't keep up of it anymore
one of the more interesting reveals was that
what are they called
the guys you made
fucking outer worlds or whatever
Obsidian
Obsidian
They've got a new first person RPG
Isn't it?
They showed two things off
But the more important one was called avowed
Which is basically just them making Skyrim
Now they've made their own fallout game
Now they can make a Skyrim game
The world of that is an already established thing
In Pillars of Eternity
Which is a one of their IPs
It's actually quite loved
It's quite popular, I believe
So they've already got a world for it
And this cool, I didn't know that
Yeah
So they've got
It's like a, like a, what's that game you played?
Divinity, it's like that kind of
Oh right
Style of Pillars of Eternity
Yeah
I'd be interested to play it
Because I like Obsidian
But some of the major players
From old Obsidian aren't there
So it's like it could go everywhere
And the final two things of note
It was just that Destiny 2
It's coming to Game Pass
and there's like a Warhammer game
that kind of looks like Left for Dead 2
which looks kind of interesting
Wasn't I'm Vermon Tide already
It was Warhammer Dark Tide this new one
Yeah that seems like a sequel to it
Right okay
Because Vermetite
It's meant to be really good, yeah
It's like just wats
It's just about Leffodette isn't it
Yeah I mean which I just don't know anything about Warhammer
Is really so
Yeah I don't either
You don't don't say Billy that fuck
Billy hates rats
She'll lose it that game
Yeah true
Yeah it wasn't like the
The most exciting
Showcase
Like I was on my phone most of the time
Yeah
As soon as I saw that Sprint was in Halo
I just was kind of like
Whatever
Is that the first thing they showed
Because I missed it
Yeah it was straight into Halo
And yeah
Right
Do you
Yeah I thought the PlayStation one was better
From the announcement
So probably
Do you think
I know this is an old question
Of you know
Consil Wars
do you think Sony is in a better place on Microsoft
because you've got to consider Microsoft
they've branched off now
they're they're completely different business models
like then they're basically doing completely different things
pure subscription with multi-platform
and then just you know old-fashioned basically
yeah it makes it it doesn't make it like
seem like you need to get a new Xbox though
no as as a
but I think because of game pass
like that
that seems
it's
out of all these
subscription things
like there's um
Google stadia and shit
I think Microsoft
is way ahead of the curve
yeah
yeah because every single game
they showed at that showcase
is it's like
yeah
you can't even really complain
yeah I think
in terms of like
people comparing
Microsoft and Sony
Microsoft
they don't need
to sell as many
um consoles
if they have
have money constantly coming in from people every month.
I mean, they've already got me, like, before this.
So they've basically just stayed winning.
I, as someone who's, you know, back in the day,
I've always, I've kind of been an Xbox person.
And it's going to PC where it's like, I don't need an Xbox.
Because all of the games I can just play on my kind of shit PC,
but I've always got access to them.
So now I'm just like, I'm just going to buy PlayStation for when I want to do
the other games.
Yeah, actually, my takeaway from the showcase is I might not buy either now.
Yeah.
I don't think either are actually that appealing to me.
Hasn't Microsoft, Sony also done the PC streaming thing as well, if they're like PlayStation now on PC?
So you can also play PlayStation games on PC.
Don't you have to stream it, though, right?
It's streaming, and you have to have a PlayStation control, which is a bit strange.
But you can kind of do both now on PC.
Oh, that's lame.
You see, if I could play a bunch of the
Sony exclusives on an Xbox controller
It would automatically make them better games
On PC
Yeah
But it's nice to say that now it doesn't matter as much
Right, no matter what you get
You can enjoy everything almost
Because if you get a PC you can kind of enjoy
I look on Twitter and look at some of the replies
To some of the fanboy gamer shit that's going on
I'm like man
Can't really people are still doing this with him
They're, like, making these gifts of, like, the CEOs of each company, like, fighting each other and shit.
And it's like, nothing changes.
Like, every...
This is the exact same thing.
Every generation.
I'm kind of viewing this, because I'm kind of...
I'm still...
I'm really surface level with gaming, because it's not, like, my...
You know, I like cars.
That's, like, my main thing.
And as a surface level, kind of just gamer, it's the best at the moment, because I just get everything.
it's like so easy
especially if like Microsoft
I pay 10 pound a month
or so I can get
every game I can put one
it's just so easy now
it's like gaming's never been in a better place
to be honest
I know that could be a controversial take
with like Luke
like some of the drama going on
honestly I think
with the whole battle purse thing as well
that's probably my favourite
monetary system
out of all of the trends
it's definitely the preferable one
No, no, it really has because it's just like,
it's actually kept me playing games I like more
because it's just like, oh, I can do this and it and I can do that.
It's better than a season pass.
It's better than, like, loot boxes.
Yeah.
And, no, but the thing I've got always give is
if you put in a little bit of money,
you can get, like, constant content
because it's giving you money.
Like, yeah, they're built around normally, like, you pay it once,
and then as long as you're playing the whole season each time,
then you've just, you know.
Like, Cod, we've talked to death by it, but I put £10 in,
I've got four seasons from that £10, because I like it.
Yeah, like I bought gold once in Red Dead Online, and that gave me the...
Yeah, the idea being, though, that if you're playing constantly throughout all these seasons,
because you're addicted, then you're more likely going to buy cosmetic shit, which you have.
Yeah, yeah.
I've done that, but...
Roughly how much money have you been to cold, do you think? Estimate.
Um, I bought, no, I bought, I bought the first season.
Then, uh, at the third season I bought, I spent that free money on a pack.
So then I had to put another 10 pound in.
So really, I've put about 25 extra pound in.
But I got the game at half price anyway.
So I've paid full price for the game.
And I've put 16 days into the game.
And as, you know, I've got other things going on my life.
I'm okay with that because I don't have time to jump between games.
So for me, that's, I've paid.
a full game but I've got
almost a month of content out of it so like
in that way when you're like really
surface level with games and you're
not super into them it's like so
it's such a good like way to play games
because you're constantly getting
content because of updates and everything
it's just so easy now to be like a surface
kind of level kind of
gamer it's never been better
yeah um
the thing is none of these
services has ever really suited
the way I like to play stuff
Yeah, same.
It's like, that's like the contrast in us as the way we play games.
Yeah, because you tend to get hooked on like one thing, whereas I'm constantly searching for something fresh.
And you much prefer story games and like a single player experience.
I like both, but I mean, I just find I get to a point and I'm like, okay, there isn't really anything this can offer me.
So I want to experience something different.
Well, I'm just gameplay loop.
I like that constant.
Yeah.
Kind of grind to it.
And if I don't get that, I can't play the game.
Literally.
Okay.
Let's round off this first half then by heading over to Twitter.
Speedman asks, I've noticed that Alex has been playing Sekiro.
Thoughts.
Yes, awesome.
Because I started playing it on Xbox like a while ago, but gave up because it just doesn't feel nearly as good as it does on PC.
So in the latest steam cell, I picked it up.
been playing it um how far would you say i am jim roughly percentage wise uh you're definitely over
halfway uh it's hard to say because it's the sort of thing where you just take it at your own pace
yeah you could easily play the game the same amount um as you've already played it before you finish
it you know yeah i've played it a lot having constantly being one like you guys talking about and seeing
on PC. You know, I instantly
love the
setting, much like Ghost of Shushima
as well. But it's just
like, having played Dark Souls and not
like, I think it's the one I'd actually get into
quite a bit. So I'm like
kind of wanting to give it a little bit. It's really
accessible. Yeah. And the gameplay
loops really like obvious and clear
and you can like stealth or
it's their most refined game
for sure. Having, seeing it from
like an outside view, I really like the fact that there's not
like, oh you should, if you, there's like
10 different play styles.
It's just like you've got perfect the one that the game set.
Yeah, that's the thing with a lot of games for me where like you can do a million things
all right, but they're never going to be as good as when a game like has a way for you to play.
Like take Far Cry, for example, like it never feels as good as like a Halo game,
how tight that game is designed in terms of being like a,
a bombastic shooter
but then it's never as good as
splinter soul
for stealth
it's in that awkward in between
because it's doing both things
but neither of them are perfect
Sekro is just like
a one Dark Souls play style
refined
Yeah definitely recommend
And it's like the whole thing of a refined experience
Is better than an imbalanced one
Yeah I mean
Depends what you want
At Fluton says
Alex mentioned rewatching community in a few earlier corncast and I also watched it and thought the first three seasons are great and the rest ranged from pretty good to really bad.
What do you think of the show?
I'm currently on the beginning of season five and season four definitely is weaker and it's notably like more funny as soon as it gets to season five again and the Dan Harmon's back.
But yeah, it actually starts getting bad. I'd actually say before season four.
a little bit. I've watched
like a
season and a half now.
And to me, season two is
already worse than season one.
I must be like... I think season two is really
good. I think season two might be my favourite season.
I don't know what it is, but I mean...
No, it definitely has a weaker beginning,
but by the end. Right. I'm like
halfway through it, I think. Yeah.
Maybe even less. I like season two, but
and three is really good too.
Yeah, it's not like the best sitcom or anything.
It's just got some good things in it.
It definitely does get grinding and annoying, though, in season four.
Right.
Yeah, they just don't...
They're just not as good at writing it, basically.
At Rastorat says around episode 100 of the jar cast,
you guys said that being hit in the balls is about as painful as period cramps.
I personally think that being hitting the balls doesn't actually hurt,
but just makes you feel really sick and uncomfortable.
Thoughts?
it does hurt
but I know what he means though
it's not it's not the classic pain
because you you don't feel it in the area
that it's kind of impacted
you kind of feel it in yeah
in your like stomach area
no I'd say initially you feel it
where the impact is
and then it like travels
it like reverberates throughout your entire body
it's like not where the pain is though
you know like if you have a cart on your arm
it's the cut that's hurting
when you're kicked in the balls it like kind of goes through you
yeah that's what i mean it goes through your whole body and it that is painful
so it is pain you know i've hurt myself a lot i wouldn't say it's it's painful it's just the
winding it's hurt your balls a lot no i've just hurt like myself a lot just on cuts and stuff and
oh you mean you've had many injuries i've happened yeah i'm not hurting myself a lot i mean
i've had lots of injuries and it's just like i don't consider that like a on that same
level. It's just like you just feel winded and just
a bit uncomfortable.
But...
Okay. At Chesse F.C. 86
is James talk about your excitement
for the new Taylor Swift album?
I will listen to it.
I will probably like it. You haven't listened to it yet?
Not yet. But I probably will.
Because I listen to the last Taylor Swift album and I kind of like that.
At Maria, am I drunk?
Says thoughts on Ghost of Sushima, if any
of you have played it.
I'm the only one that's played it, right?
Jim's the only one that's played it.
I've watched you play it a little bit.
It's really, really pretty.
And I love to set it.
Yeah, there's nothing.
The start of the game isn't very good.
The whole sort of intro bit.
It doesn't feel particularly modern
and how long it takes to get going.
It seems like a formula that's been refined, you know,
and like polish to a tea.
But it's just like the first real mission is like a stealth thing
where if you get spotted, you immediately fail.
And that stuff to me was quite boring.
Like I'm fine with a slower intro.
But, yeah, it just sucked that beginning bit.
But then I'd say five hours into the game,
it really grabbed me.
what story wise or combat wise everything wise everything like works together in this thing and
i think um if you're going to play the game you should play it in a way where it's challenging
for you because the hard mode or something yeah that's what i've been doing because the whole like
point of the game is that um like the conflict of your character is that he wants to be a noble
samurai from like the because his family will think he's lame if he if he doesn't
act that way
but
the like threat in the game
being the Mongols
they're like
such a big threat
that the only way
you can really deal with this
is through sneaky tactics
and being a bit of a scumbag
yeah yeah
and I think when the game
actually really challenges you
and makes you think like
man this would just be so much easier
if I snuck around
just gotten
I but you feel guilty
for doing it because the way the story works
it's really good yeah and the
combat is just
having seen it I appreciate
where they put effort it's quite
very visible that they've made it
as like kind of true to like
source material like old school like Samway
stuff as possible I appreciate that
yeah it's heavily inspired by that old media
yeah I just I
I've always had a soft spot for that stuff
so seeing it in like a modern day kind of
really good game is I
I appreciate that, it's quite nice
Yeah, it's probably my favourite PS4
Exclusive
I, really?
Like personally for me
Really?
Yeah, better than Spider-Man and God a war?
It's
My favourite
before this, honestly, was probably Spider-Man
Right
Like, I'm just talking about
Not the best one, but what I want
Okay
Because I think Spider-Man has better
Combat than God of War
And I think Sushima has better
come better than both of them right okay um yeah i'd highly recommend it and it's way better than
the last of us too damn thrown showed it's not even throwing shakes i think i think that's actually
kind of just the consensus to be honest it's it just annoys me they're they were released so close
together i think they didn't really give susima much of a chance to be honest although i don't
think it's hurting it it's doing no i'm sure it's doing really well but still it's just
taken a bunch of the limelight away from it
I think. Yeah, maybe
they weren't as confident.
They had their confidence in the wrong one.
But I think, especially if they do a sequel,
this could be like a heavy-hitting
franchise. Because it's totally unique
as well.
You know, what else is in that setting
other than Sekiro, and that is not an accessible
game? That's not accessible
and it's all like
monstery. Yeah, yeah.
Which is what I like about it.
No games that are super like gameplay focus like that like dynastior is just kind of
What about a neo oh that's a souls game is really is a soul's kind thing there
Yeah the thing is that the way that game looks just does not appeal to me I think they are ugly games both of them
Yeah, I've heard they're really good but I mean the fact that they are exclusive to the PlayStation makes me less likely to play it
Right, let's end on this one then from a chair over there who says who has will
worst farts, James or Argy?
James.
Yeah, it's obvious James.
And Argy's got some stinky fucking farts.
That pains me to say.
Yeah, but it's immediate.
No, but Argy does it more often.
So that's why I say he's bad.
He's actually been pretty good lately.
Yeah, also, I think that makes him less worse.
Because you sort of get used to him.
Whereas you, when you drop a goddamn nuke on...
It's the potency.
Argy's farts, I'd say, a 60%.
James is, they're like 80%.
like just purity.
I don't know what you're...
Yeah.
It fills a room.
It's like mustard gas.
It's messed up.
At the moment, my body's readjusting
to a much better diet,
so it's like he's cleansing all the shit
from like 20 years of bollocks out.
So it's just...
They fucking stink.
I'm not going to deny,
but hey, if I had shreddies,
we wouldn't have this problem.
And before we go to second,
normally we do like a, you know,
what we've been watching shit,
but...
Recently, I've been listening to a lot of Tame Impala.
Holy.
Who could create?
Yeah, I've always...
Who's going to be listening to Macdemarco next?
I have listened to some of him as well, but I've been listening to the slow wash.
Yes, some of that album is just actually incredible.
Like, I fucking love it at the moment.
Like, I'll go on a walk of Guyas.
It's just like, I'm fucking feelings.
I think every one of his albums is good.
And only a few days ago, it's just I shuffled onto one of, is it co-ops?
that album and it's just like instantly I was just like holy fuck this is really good
and I slept I've been sleeping on Tame Impala yeah currents is memed in that way
that albums that when they get to that level of popularity yeah it's like it's just
good man dark side of the moon yeah it's like you're really gonna shit on that because
it's good like what is your justification this I fucking hate those like start a pack
memes and all that shit yeah so that's what you always said when I
said, oh, lame in parlour, you always like...
Yeah, because it's just like, so...
It's just a bunch of people that hate the shit that's popular
and they're just, like, put it into an image
and then they're like, yeah, I guess that makes it funny.
It's not, but, you know, I'm actually really enjoying it, so, uh, yeah.
If anyone's got any recommendations, just to shoot at me and or, uh, listen.
In a speaker?
In a speaker?
Oh, yeah, and Future Islands as well, I've been listening to as well.
Really?
Yeah.
What have you been listening to?
Because they'll see that new single, which I've re-listed.
What's the call, Jim?
latest single for sure for sure by future i've listened to that and then some of the other albums
but just like yeah really just i'm really digging that type of music at the moment while working
it's just so good when guerrillas dropped a new song a pack man man haven't heard that yet
really good yeah i've been listening to it um a fair amount now yeah it's really good
this project's been just spitting out bangers there's any one i haven't really cared about
and it was the one before this one that we didn't really talk about
Um, didn't have a bunch of, like, grime rap in it?
Was that that one?
One was a, like, a grime one.
There was another one that I can't even remember at all.
Yeah, one was, like, not a song machine.
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Welcome to the second half
Of the jar cast
Where we answer questions
from the Jarlings on our subreddit,
head over to the suggestion thread over there
and ask us whatever you like, to be honest.
Whatever you like.
Jive 42069 is going to start us off
with a quick fire round for James only.
Since he has so much trouble with coming up with answers on the spot,
only 10 seconds are allowed per answer.
So I get like a stopwatch out?
I feel like 10 seconds is low enough
where I can just count it on my fingers, to be honest.
No, I've got the stop watch.
is this
you have to answer quickly James
alright this is the whole point
no waffle you have to just get
to the point of the question
and just answer it right
oh fuck
number one
would you accept a never ending
bottle of whiskey
if it meant prawns and bread
no longer existed
no
McFarlane or Rogan
which is the more tolerable Seth
McFarlane
really
that shocks me
10 out of 10 level diarrhea
or 7 out of 10
level constipation
constipation
Justify your
ultra-conservative views
I don't have them
which beltman do you suspect has the
better knob
five
four three
Jamie
AK or AR
AK every single day of the week
Christmas tank or Christmas Spitfire
Christmas Spitfire
Have to look after
five guises or one argi
Five guises
Because then it's like a herd you can fucking
push, like, at a field.
It would be beast.
So it was only one that was, there was delay on, and it was a peepy-related one.
Yeah, and it was a 70-second delay, so that's fair enough.
Yeah, I'd say you did a good job there, to be honest.
God, no, actually thinking, just thinking about Gaius a second, he's been a bit of a knob recently.
He's just absolutely psycho.
He's the way to...
Yeah, I'd prefer one argument of five Gaiuses.
I don't think I could look after five guys.
Maybe if I was on a farm.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd be right.
Well, I, my mindset for that was on a walk, because they're such, like...
I said this
I think the other day
they are the most
wild dog you can buy
because it's either
they're on a walk
and they're like
so like focused
or they don't want to be
near anyone
they're so like wild
in nature
where if I was on a walk
it'd be easy
because it's like guys
he just excels
he just loves that high energy
he needs oneing
so when I won
he loves it
it's just collies
they're just so intelligent
yeah he like
he chase it
it's like when I let him with the lead
he just sprints off
charge his back
bites the lead because he's in growls
at me because he's so excited
so having five of them would be so easy because they just
do their own thing and
you've seen you guys have seen it it's like
if I say a word that we'll call it's
instant
yeah and all you need is like one ball
so much energy
so it's like I can control him like
nothing else like there's times
and I was like a wad and I saw it and I was like
no and he didn't do it for it he didn't go for it
oh really this is the same dog
how many rats has he caught before
a lot
Really?
They listen to them as tennis balls
because he's just a psycho.
But yeah, on a walk,
like, I have complete control over him
and he knows it.
And it's just like, if he walks,
he'll always look back from me
so he needs that constant kind of.
So, like, but argue, it's just like,
nah, I ain't dealing with him.
But then if Ayas was in a house,
then no, no, no, I don't want him.
Don't know.
I'll have anything other than him.
He's just chaotic.
Sponge Boy, Ahoi, says,
Alex, you naughty boy.
You made a deal with James
during a rock papers,
scissors game that you'd upload a new I build
everything video by the next jarcast
has been two weeks since that deal
was made and yet you've failed to deliver
James will now get to choose what punishment
is necessary for Alex as well as getting
full control over the jar media Twitter
account
I never agreed to those terms by the way but
what do you want my punishment to be
you dirty boy
and just enjoy
the process
I have been the... That's not a punishment
yeah
I have been thinking about it
Like it's been on my mind
But just in the hierarchy
I just never got around to it
In the time it's taken you to make
Not make a video
I've created a car channel
Yeah but in that time
I also edited Javids
And did other stuff
I know
I know but yeah just
It'd be nice to see a new world
In that time you were doing absolutely
Actually I did make a significant Lego purchase
That might be the first
the first major piece of lego i bought this year i haven't bought lego i haven't bought any lego for ages
wait i can i just um inject my lego info
please i saw a um a set that i was like man if i could afford that i would totally get it
really what was it a grand piano oh yeah yeah that's just came like just been real sorry
awesome the grand piano yeah yeah the ideas line is one of the best um yeah the best um yeah the best
ones I've got there.
You can, like, press the keys and stuff.
I don't know off the top of my head.
I only saw that.
I mean, like, it doesn't have to make sound,
but it looks like you can press the key
and, like, all the bits in the piano move.
Wow.
Yeah, the idea's line is genuinely really good.
Actually, it looks so cool.
I'm subject to, like, building things.
I've been looking at, like, Gundam statues
because it's like...
You can say I've been looking at guns.
Because, obviously, you've got the spitfine.
It's like, you know, when I move out,
I want to actually do that stuff,
because it's a good, like, time racter.
and I found out that
the company made them
they made the metal
from the franchise,
the sci-fi metal in real life
so the whole set is made out titanium
and guess how much the fucking set is
for a little fucking figure
$200,000 pound
What?
Yeah and they all sold out instantly
but it's like this really dark
metallic grey, it looks so good
but it's like...
The better does look pretty cool
Yeah it's like that's sick
like they went to the effort
of making the artificial thing
like sci-fi metal to in real life it's like really cool but two grand for me fuck yeah man
like that that shit so there's collectibles I know like actually looking into like the most
successful like IPs franchises Gundam's one of the it's like one of the top tens because it's just
the models people like it's like the 16th in the world just because the models are so expensive
and great but I was crazy when around Jim's birthday I was looking at some like a Sekaro models
and stuff
they're like so expensive
they're like crazy expensive yeah
but they look so detailed though
the boss you're on at the moment
it wears like a mask
the monk
there's a content creator I watched
he went to like a live thingy
and got to try out the game
like one of the first people to try out the game
and everyone that went there got
given one of the masks
wow like it looks so cool
it must be so valuable
so, yeah, it would be so expensive
to buy it. Yeah, it's like...
It's like an authentic Japanese
Yeah, that's like a thousand on eBay
It's like, that stuff's really cool
And it's like when I move out and I
I can like get a game somewhere
With my PC and whatnot
I just want to have like a really expensive
Cool kind of game thing that just
It's like a centrepiece on like
Displays, it's like really nice
Yeah
Yeah
Moon Man lives in a house
Says do you still argue about
Carrie behind the scenes of every episode
pretty much
um yeah i mean just before i dread most every week is
what are we going to eat before we record the jarcos
no it's not even like a meme it's like food
it's like a really big thing before we film is this like even today we'll just like
yeah we couldn't film until we had something ready
like we didn't necessarily have to eat it but it had to be ready
it needed to be food available yeah and it's like if if we can't decide it
creates like chaotic cast because we haven't eaten and we spent like hours
disgusting food you never
especially when we record late like this episode
yeah it's like half 12 right now
is it really yeah
and we ain't
we ain't though
but it's just
feel free to disagree
but I feel as though
my input is quite
vital when it comes to the food
we met up like a couple of days ago to record
we spent so long just like doing nothing
because Jim didn't do anything
so you just didn't do anything if I'm
the one like playing the video game in the living room food does not get ordered
like I'm not saying no nothing gets not saying I'm required to like organize the pod
it's just food it's no it's group think we have to like group think you no it's not
even like because the likelihood is when we order food I'm going to eat two
thirds of it my input is required it's just like you have the assertiveness to get it
while me and Alex just kind of like
we just don't
so we just do nothing
and you're just like
fucking do it well
I wouldn't call any of us assertive
no no it's one word
but it's like you're the most out of all of us
so that's why you're like
get organised
but then sometimes
genuinely like a lot of the time
I don't know what I want
I've been like that
yeah no that's that's always
we need to start
just like having a
a weak rotor thing
where one day I
have to choose the next week
you have to choose the next week
that would speed it up considerably
but there might be some complaint that's the thing that pisses me
off every time where it's like I chose
the last four meals we had
and I'm like Alex what do you want
it's up to you today
what do you want and Alex is just going to
be five guys though if you ask me
no but you will always say
I don't mind it's up to you guys
and then I'll ask James and it'll be
the same fucking answer so then
you've got to choose every single
meal because I'm like I don't know but then it's like you'll say something and I
well I gave the pretense that I don't I don't mind and I'm just like don't want
yeah yeah that every time yeah Alex is truly easy when it comes to food me you're
pretty much fine with anything but when it's James it's like I don't like milk
cheese but I love pizza yeah yeah I'm so like difficult but now I'm trying to
be easier yeah you got to open you know it's down like spice a bit yeah you
I'm changing, you know, so you've changed.
Oda Das has an interesting story slash opinion for us.
People have brought up the stories of propranolol, which I keep mentioning recently,
and just wanted to say that I've dealt with this issue before with being put on
a lanzapine, an anti-psychotic meant for schizophrenia,
even though it was for my anxiety and depression.
And I definitely agree that you should research your own medicine,
but I also believe that doctors should always be conversed with before any choices are made
especially if you can get a different doctor's opinion
remember that a doctor prescribes medication with the belief that the benefits will be greater than the negatives
and trust me I've had the negatives before feet turning blue from an ADHD medication I was prescribed
scary-ass shit and made me paranoid as fuck just wanted to say
I just want to say this as to not give the impression of fuck doctors
Google is better
as that that is just stupid
do your own research and question your doctor
but don't ignore him and also follow
and also don't Apollo his
or her opinions blindly
yeah that's something that I think is really
tricky because when you're in front
of a doctor it's like
they're the crucible of information
when it comes to
things regarding health
like how am I supposed to
a lot of the time I don't even know what to ask
I just listen to what they have to say
and they pat me on the tushy as I leave
Yeah it's that balance of obviously understanding
That a doctor knows more about
You know the way of body functions than you do
Unless you've studied it
They definitely have a broad knowledge
And an educated perspective they're coming from
But at the same time they are humans that can make mistakes
And also like web-MDing everything
That's never done anyone any favours
I would say just in general
It's not you never like
like self-diagnosed or choose what you should do so obviously you know professionals their opinion
does matter but it's like you should always just be knowledgeable things like if if you get
precise stuff just search it up try and understand what's yeah i think the best point is the
multiple doctor thing we're like if a doctor says something and you research it and you feel weird
about it maybe getting another doctor's opinion is is the best next step yeah but i mean that's
not always the easiest no like yeah it's for us in the UK at the moment i haven't been to the
GP and God knows how fucking wrong.
I've been meaning to go for a while
but I'll see COVID's like
Yeah I mean waiting times are bad enough
When you've got a full-time job
You've got to find this slot where you can get one
Appointment
And then if you need to get that checked by another doctor
You've got to find another slot in your own
And if it's not something urgent
You're so low
Yeah yeah yes
And that's all the Conservatives fault
So
Yep
Maddest Max
Question for the Passion
at napper himself. Are you still napping
at lunch when working from home?
No, actually.
I'm going to docks myself.
Oops.
With work, stress and
being at home, it's like if the moment
I can't, if the moment
I start noticing that I'm like,
I'm getting stressed, I just sleep.
Even if it's 10 o'clock, if it's 2 o'clock,
if it's 4 o'clock, I will just go to bed.
How long do you sleep for, though?
A nap is about an hour and
a half.
okay
it's just asleep
I feel shit after
but that's why I feel shit after
but
it's the only way I deal
with bad stress
and I always make up the hours
I work till like seven or something
just to you know
make sure I'm doing the full hours
but
it helps just managing things
because it's like just
being overwhelmed is bad
so just going in with a clear head
even at home it's nice
and it's helped
so awesome
so it's like the like the walk
and shit Ronaldo
it's like they all nap constantly
because it's actually
unbelievably like healthy for you
you just have constant naps
it's weird I mean cats are healthy
right they're always sleeping
I just I like naps
I just like sleeping yeah I can't nap
I yeah I can't nap I
once I'm up it's just done even if I wake up
at like six like that's it
my issue is that I don't tend to get up
you know
like I
I will sleep for
fucking 12 hours
and
they say most people
will spend a third of their life asleep
I'm pretty sure I'm going to
by the time I die I will have spent
half of my life asleep
See I'm the difference is
As soon as I
I'll
My body clock's up at six and I sit up
Boom
I ain't full my sleep
Yeah but then
It's because
But I also don't sleep at night
Like last night I barely slept
But I then napped all day
At various times
So it's like
My sleep at night is worse
but then I make up for it
throughout the day by napping.
So it kind of equals out.
No, but I find even if I get
if, because apparently the ideal amount
of sleep is like eight hours.
Yeah.
If I get eight hours in a night,
it doesn't matter when,
sorry, it doesn't matter how much time I sleep for.
What matters is the time I wake up?
Yeah.
You ever looked into this like sleep?
cycle thing and all that kind of
it just doesn't it doesn't apply to me
there's so many different variables for things
that affect sleep too
yeah I mean
sometimes I'll wake up
and it'll be like six in the morning
and I'll feel as though I could just get up
and go through my day and be fine
but because it's six in the morning I'll go back
to sleep and then just be out for the count
and then wake up at a more ordinary
time and feel like shit
yeah that's because I don't
know how to sort that out that that's because you got you got into a part of the sleep cycle where
you can't get up during that time because you feel shit but why would i wake up at that point in the
sleep cycle because you have to get up like what it doesn't make sense because like even in the
hours i work there's no consistency none of it makes sense yeah it might just be worth looking into
maybe it's pure chaos i just live chaos endlessly charlie is a dweeb has one for us
How's it going, Goobers?
So I'm sure most charlings will agree that the normal episode may just be the greatest episode of the Jarcast ever.
The episode encapsulates my entire sense of humor.
And I've made it a pact to listen to it every Christmas.
What I've wanted to ask is this.
Would you consider making another episode like the normal episode again?
Not exactly a sequel, but an episode that much like the normal episode tries to succeed in being a certain way.
For example, the abnormal episode or the family-friendly episode.
that consists of only family-friendly behaviour and humour.
I think the whole concept of an episode being an experiment is genius,
and a concept that could be explored even further, IMO.
No matter what you do, though, it will most likely be hilarious, thanks.
There's a curse with JAR.
We can never follow anything up, ever.
JAR has to be spontaneous.
Aren't we on, like, an episode?
No, I don't mean like that.
No, I mean like...
You mean jokes.
Like, sequels to things.
Click and Reuben 2.
That wasn't Char.
We've done countless as good as they say is...
No, no, but that's really focused, so that works.
I'm talking like spontaneous, we did this thing and it worked out great, and it's funny.
We can't follow that up if we try.
It's got to just happen naturally, is what I'm trying to say.
like we can't ever make a sequel to normal but we can make something that's the thing like
I would argue that yeah before the normal episode there were countless episodes of gimmicks
yeah but I mean like before we didn't sit down and discuss like what gimmick can we do to
really make this one memorable it was just like that's the spontaneous nature just happens
we just like this would be fucking funny let's do it normally I come up with the idea and
then I'm like just randomly spring on you guys and just play along
yeah you're the coke head you're just like the coke head it's just like this boom
my personal favorite one is the lying on the floor episode i don't know what i really like that
one that's a good one i like the um elephant in the room because you're i yeah my argue i came
out the upside down episode's quite good oh the upside down one is great yeah so we got ideas
is it just yeah we can't say them their countless gaming episodes this is the darkast
You know, this will be memorable
Darkest episode yet, dude
Yeah
We decided to take Jar a little bit darker
You know, this is the Nolan
Yeah, this is the Nolan version
The JAR
Public News since 89 says
Dear Alex Jamie and Pissadick
Next Monday when the next
JARCast goes up
Me and my brother will be on a nine-hour
car ride back home from a vacation
We'll be taking
Don't worry, we're only going to our cabin
Where there are very few other people
I've tried a handful of times to get my brother to listen to the jarcast but to no avail
I've never been able to make him listen to more than about 20 minutes of any jarcast
so I don't think he's ever had the full experience of a proper episode
I'm sure I could get him to enjoy the podcast as many of the topics specifically video game
related topics and the endless talk of shit and farts would probably make him laugh for hours
now he's going to be in the car with me for nine hours so I have a golden opportunity to force him
to listen to my favorite podcast.
My question that I have for you then is this.
What is your opinion?
No, what in your opinion would be some good episodes to expose my brother to
in order to indoctrinate him into the cult of Jha?
I was thinking of showing ambition chips.
Mario Bros. Invade.
Yeah, ooh, yeah.
And if I think he's ready, the normal episode.
I would love to know what you lovely Mingers think.
If you have one episode to convince someone to listen to you,
what episode would it be?
I look forward to potentially hearing your answers.
Me and my brother will be listening to this episode together as it premieres on Monday,
so I hope that my brother is surprised when, if you guys read this question.
You hear that, Will, your brother Jack, is on your motherfucking...
is on the motherfucking jar-car's bitch.
I just want to say that all the titles of that don't bring back any memories because I have no clue.
I'd say that's Jarre's biggest floor.
Yeah, well, no, it's not even a fore.
I'm having a leg cramp.
What?
Which part?
My calf.
Oh, God.
No, I had one.
I had one in the fight.
That's fucked up, dude.
Oh, that's better.
No, no, it's not the...
That is the cure that solves it.
No, no, I'm pretty sure that's what you showed me.
Ages, like, in like, year seven or something,
you're just like, if you got a crampere, like, stretch out your, like, foot and it's just like...
It's impossible to do yourself.
Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's...
Yeah, ooh, yeah.
Isn't that the Harambe episode?
No.
Yo, yeah was way after.
It was when...
No, yo, yeah, was the Mr. Bean three-hour episode where it was showing Mr. Bean with
Yo-U-ya, with the GIF repeating.
No, no, that was, um...
That was when I was...
I thought that was...
I can't keep it straight.
That was me saying, um, started from the bottom now we're here.
Yeah, started from the bottom, now the whole team fucking hit.
Best episode.
No, yo, yeah.
was when um we we used to do that thing where we walked on set with the fake
laughing and yeah and james like imitating a crowd when yeah oh yeah and then it became like a
weird chant for us so i would definitely recommend that oh that anti zula vibes yeah yeah yeah for
sure james loves anti zula um i i would honestly say uh just go on the playlist and just see what
Thumbnails are funny.
Yeah.
Yeah, the one with the hippo chasing.
It's just a complete gamble.
Yeah, that got moved in it.
Did it?
Oh, yeah, the naked hippo one.
Yeah, that's against Pollas.
I like the one with the monkey.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's an old one.
He's got like a mustache.
I actually saw it.
I saw a thumbnail which are.
But I saw it, but I never clicked it was jar
because I thought it was a meme compilation.
What was it?
Which one?
What was the thumbnail?
It's like a PS5 meme
It was like
If she doesn't buy me a PS5
I'm gonna play over feelings
Oh that one yeah
I thought that's a meme
Cooperation
Wasn't that a corncast
Yeah I like
That was when the PS5 was like
I looked at it
And I just thought it was a
Then I looked it
I was like
That's a jar
What the fuck is that thumbnail
Like Christ
No we gotta do that video
We go through like
The thumbnails of jar
Because there's so many secrets
hidden in those thumbnails
Yeah it's a part
It's a whole
whole other level of like the in-humour is it's just like the thumbnails and the names.
Oda-Daz has a question for us.
You talked about how the UK handled COVID-19, but how about your opinions on the US with COVID?
Recently Trump has stated 99% of cases are harmless, except data indicates 20% of cases need hospitalisation.
Stated he wants to withdraw funding from who, which will mean a
vaccine will take longer with the excuse being that
who and China are covering up the origins of the virus
even though the US gave $893 million to China
and they gave the equivalent of $89 million in 2009
blah blah but you know whatever don't don't believe
just don't believe political leaders
actually extra opinions on anti-mask people
not just in the US the other people who break the rules
from the government people who actively tried to get infected
COVID-19 like the COVID parties or the people who think that it's all a conspiracy and that it's just not real.
No, because we have the anti-mask protests here in London, I'm pretty sure we did as well.
I can't, there've been so many protests, I can't keep up.
It was, it was recently.
We have, we have those, like, hyper-American, like, freedom shit here, and it's kind of, you know, we've had cases of people dying because people are spitting on them.
how many people do you actually believe
how many people exist that genuinely believe
that it's not real
that it's like a, like it's all a conspiracy
a considerable amount
I think that would be quite a minority
I think more people would believe
that it's something that was created
to control people
not that just the whole thing is faked
or whatever yeah
but more that it was a created virus
made by the Illuminati
to control people
and eliminate cash.
From our perspective as Brits,
the way the US has been handling it
has the way we've viewed it
has kind of been that it's been kind of a mess
and that there's been this conflict
with the hyper,
like libertarian types
that feel like it's impeding their rights
or whatever to behave in a sensible way
during the virus.
So.
I don't know.
It's really hard to get a good read on, like, what the actual reality is, um, because
it's just the information is out there and, like, I'm sure some states are doing much better
than others, like Florida is the main one that's highlighted as just the complete cluster focus.
I've heard some weird stuff about people who I'm just signed death ravers for their kids in school
because they just take, they're putting them back and they're like, well, they could die.
I mean, it's definitely not been handled well.
No, but it's hard to say how, because our only, like,
perspective into it or at least my perspective is through like Twitter yeah yeah social media
that that stuff is so inflammatory that you only hear the extremes so what the day to day living
is like I don't truly know yeah I guess now as of today right it's like law that in the
UK you have to wear a mask if you're going into a shop I went I went to shop just a few hours
go and people will...
Yeah, I went to the supermarket
and everyone was wearing a mask
and I'd say, I felt way more, like, secure.
But, I mean, why you open pubs
like, a month ago?
Oh, yeah, where people can't wear a mask...
Like, you can't wear a mask in a pub
because how are you gonna drink?
Well, yeah, like, how restaurants were, like,
open, like, are they, like, what is it now?
Do you have to wear a mask to go to?
No, because how can you?
So, why is it fine to do that in a...
restaurant or a pub or
wherever but then if you go
to Tesco it's different
but up until today
you didn't have to wear a mask
like this government
really has
not given a shit and they've just
they've only done
stuff when people are like wait a minute
why aren't you doing this?
It's like too late it's like weeks too late
I would say
I can't judge America because
we've been as equally as bad
I don't think we've been equally as bad
But we've got to consider
America's got massive population
So it's going to be different
But we haven't been good
No but they've also got
Way more land
Their population is spread across
But we've not
We've been the worst in Europe
And we're probably the third worst in the world
If we consider things
We've been terrible
And
Yeah we're lucky that we live in a part of the UK
That's so kind of rural
That we haven't been hit in the same way
It's literally the least
bad part of the UK
Wilcher's the
Yes it's the best part of the country
To be in
So yeah we've been lucky in that regard
We have
I've also heard from inside people
In like Sanjuries and stuff
If you don't wear a mask
It doesn't matter
They can't do anything
So you can walk in there
Without a mask and they won't stop you
Well it's become a bit of a like
We're battle now
Because some of the supermarkets
We're not going to force you to make a mask
To wear a mask sorry
And some others
Are not going to let you in
Unless you are wearing one
So it's going to be like, the people who believe in freedom are going to go for the ones where you don't have to wear one.
I, yeah, it's strange and it's, I disagree with what our government's done.
I think they've been silly.
They could do better.
Yeah, they were just, like, too scared to take a stance early on.
Yeah.
Because I was talking to someone today who, for work, has to travel to, like, Spain and Portugal.
And he was saying there, you have to have, um,
um like hand gel on your person at all times oh really yeah there's there's an 800 euro fine if
you're what caught without a mask on outside your home and whoa hand gel yeah it's hot court
like you truly need to follow the rules and like just basically protect everyone else and it's like
early on like in portugal if you left your house and they didn't have you didn't have a completely valid
reason they would escort you home you couldn't leave like yeah they've done it so so well
is portugal all right now then are they coming out of block no they've some some like
businesses there and whatnot have got of going back to working them home due to like
suspicion of cases i mean it just makes sense to wear a mask if you're in spain is going into
lockdown mark two i believe yeah oh are they god it's just it's do you genuinely think that
this is just the new norm now but how can we go back from this now
well i mean people would have said that after world war one and two like how long is it going to last
though it's going to last i think it's going to be like kind of a mainstay thing it makes me think
of like 9-11 where it's like you'll never experience the same thing in the same way again you're
never going to be on a plane and have the like open cockpit thing and just see the pilots ever again
after 9-11 it's going to be a similar thing where maybe when just not going to be able to go back to
the way it was we there's going to be permanent change
especially in restaurants of just like barriers and like you know just more kind of separation
or like thinking about just like um like trolleys and supermarkets and baskets and stuff
the way they're like wiped down and clean now are they going to just stop doing that at a certain point
or are we going to be like switched on now that this this bacteria thing and that we've got to be
more cautious that the way we're kind of shoving all these sardines these warm sardines in a can
Do you not think the way people have acted since like numbers have been going down,
the second a vaccine comes out, I could see people just being like, well, it's over.
That's that phase done.
But if I don't know if it will affect the world.
What do you think it's going to start to happen when, if this vaccine comes out?
Are we going to have the case where people like start wearing badges that say like, hey, I'm vaccinated.
I don't even need to wear a mask.
I'm fine.
It's such a crazy world we live in.
We can't even like imagine what that'll be like
because nothing in the world would be
the history of humanities won't see something like that.
There's never happened.
But millions of people have to be vaccinated like that.
It's never happened.
Well, I don't know just logistically how that works.
It can't.
How they're going to spread it and have, like who do you choose
who gets the vaccination first?
People to pay for it.
Really?
You think it's going to be like that?
Yeah.
Just whoever is the biggest one.
No, it will start, it will be quite literally the richest people to the poorest.
They get it first.
Surely the priority should be those working with the ill people.
Well, yeah, I'd imagine NHS staff, um, all people that are considered, um...
A risk.
A high risk, yeah.
Not just high risk, but essential workers.
I assume they would get like a free pass.
You'd hope so, yeah.
But I mean, apparently the vaccine is coming along.
Yeah.
Yeah, wasn't it?
Wasn't it Oxford Union?
Yeah, they, we've done pop a test now.
They said back in like April that they suspect in June, July,
they're going to have something significant to release in terms of a vaccine.
And I mean, the trials are going down.
And I think it would be great for this country if we were the ones that...
Yeah, it would be a good little boost if it came from...
But I don't know if that would be the case.
And it's...
It's weird that China hasn't already
You'd think
Yeah, I don't know
I don't know what this science is going on over there
And we can't say
But like the way Donald Trump's doing it
And like withdraw
Like criticism of who and all that
It's just
It's just silly politicians
You know what can you say
It's like the same with Brazil
Which is like
America but 10 times worse
So it's like
Yeah it's hard to know actually
How the how
different countries
are dealing with it
unless you're in it
we can talk about
how the UK's dealing with it
because we're dealing with it on a day
basis
I can only talk about America
from Twitter's perspective
I can only see from Brazil
from the fact that the president
denied it exists
and now he's got it like
Christ
Proof mean
892 says
Question for Alex
You talked about your love for Ori
quite a lot
But I was wondering
If you've played Hollow Night
If you haven't
Are you interested in it?
If you played, are you excited about the sequel Silk Song?
And what are your favorite parts about the game?
My personal favorite is the atmosphere and the law of the world.
I haven't played it, but I know it's supposed to be a good game.
And Jim has played it a fair amount.
Yeah, I've played like 20 hours, I think.
How long, sorry?
20 hours?
Everybody seemed?
Yeah, it's really good.
it's not as good as Dark Souls
wasn't like a 2D Metrovania though
yeah I don't think it's a thing for you to be honest
it requires too much time
yeah that's the main thing that's put me off it
yeah that's what I like about the Eori thing
is like you can speed run it and finish it
in like a couple hours
but I mean it just feels so good
all the feedback is so satisfying
yeah the main thing that annoys me about
the game is
like ory
um
and Mario and shit
it's got a thing where if you just touch an enemy
you take damage right
and for a soul sort of game
it can be frustrating
but I mean it's just a learning curve
it is a very very good game
it's designed like an old school game
and that's why I'll never play it
it isn't it isn't
no by that
the like yeah touching enemies that's an
old school game thing.
Yeah, yeah.
But I mean, you're not really into platformers anyway, aren't you?
I could never play it.
It's like, it's like I've said before, like, there's a point when older games, no matter
what, but always feel shit.
The game's not shit, but it's just like, I can't jump between, like, you know,
modern game and that, because it's, it's just like too much.
Hollow Night feels like a modern game, though.
Yeah, but I, I know that that's like a good game.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but again, I'd never say it would be a game you would like.
Yeah.
It's niche.
It's a Nice game
Yeah
I think
Yeah
But a very good
I just heard it gets really hard
At a certain point
Yeah I mean
I had to start the game
Three different times
Until it finally like
Yeah
I've done that with games
Like Xcom before
Yeah
We just gotta figure it out
With Hollow Knight
It was
I don't know
The third time I played it
I was just like
I found it way easier
And I
I guess I was just
in a more patient mood
yeah
what would you say was the time difference
between like first and third
of your playfrews was like a year
oh massive yeah that's probably why then
because you've probably played a lot more games
than like matured as a person
it's like yeah yeah
no I would say like if you played a game
like four years ago which you never got on your
and play it now and you'll probably smash it instantly
because it's just you do with games
but with hollow night
I mean I'd recommend buying it
even if you're not going to
finish it? Because for the price
tag, you get
bang for your buck. Yeah. Dude.
Like, there is so much game there for
it. It's like, I got it
for like 10 quid. On switch
was it? Yeah. Yeah. I got on
Switch for it.
Kylo who says, if there is
a second wave of COVID in December
will the corn cast come back?
I mean, yeah,
if we're putting a lockdown again, then
you know, even
before, if we know it's coming, we'll, you know,
we'll put our safety before anything
because I know
I'm still working for a moment
there's no plans at a moment for me to go back to work
so like it's not changing for me
and be realistic
you've got to cancel till like
April next year at the least
because if there's a second spike
we're going to be long time stuck in home again
so you're in for a long haul
and you've got no matter what you've got
kind of expect that and be ready
let's do two more then I reckon
two more
Adam Ed the Maroon says
What does it feel like to have a small niche from around the world
That are interested in what you have to say every week
Plus how does it feel to have people look up to you as inspirations and role models
Don't
Yeah
No we've talked about
I've always found that weird I don't like this idea of like
Putting content creators on a on a pedestal
No
No no I get that
I get that for most content creators because then
not real people
well they are real people and real people
are flawed and that's what they show online is not them
oh yeah yeah yeah the person I am when that camera is on
is different to who I am yeah reality yeah totally different
it's there's there's some truth in there but you have to understand that
it's the way I behave and entertaining when you're making content
it isn't how I behave an act of course not no yeah and I think
some people miss that and they think that that's your entire being is just like your
your videos online yeah which is which is fair because like that's all they're seeing of you
but you have to understand there's more to a person that that they're choosing to show you know
like bits and pieces yeah we're all long-term friends so like the things we do is because
of that like you nobody can replicate that like to us when we don't know them it's we have that
that dynamic that it is what it is but yeah but
The second that camera goes off, the way we talk to each other and behave is different.
Yes.
Not that everything we're saying is a lie.
No, we talk about the same things.
We still have that, like, we're still, the opinions are still there.
We're still those people, but it's just like, it's a different situation.
Yeah, we're showing an element of ourselves instead of just being ourselves.
Yeah, I mean, the only way you can truly understand it is if you get a camera and a mic and then you start recording yourself,
then you'll understand what it's like.
to make the difference between making content and like watching it you know there is a definite
like thing you have to i like the size of jar i've always said that like yeah um my long-term
goal was always a hundred thousand subs that was like if you can get jar to that then that that's
that would be like that'll be like incredible actually yeah and we're like cringially close to that
at this point and like the the with the cast and as good as they say videos and stuff i feel like
it's a good
we've figured out
kind of the best way
it's not like we're trying to push
for like content or something
it's just like
it just feels natural
it feels white
brain death scene says
and this is
that we're gonna end on this
Jamie and James
get 30 seconds each
to try and make Alex laugh
nothing is off the table
go on then
I'm gonna start counting
wait
no wait let me get the timer
no I can count it
it's fine.
I can't do this.
I can't do that.
What you've got to do is make me laugh.
It's not hard.
No, it is.
I can't do that, Alex.
I can't do that.
It's so much harder to make someone laugh
when it's like, make someone laugh,
you know?
Yeah, it's like you laugh at me naturally
because I do dumb shit
like set my hair on fire.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Have you started the timer or am I supposed to be timing or?
No, I was just stalling.
Oh, okay.
Right, I'm going to start in the timer now.
Okay, I'm putting it.
of my pants down then, Alex.
That's just giving me a bony.
Whoa, look at it.
It's like a six-pack.
Look at that.
Look, it's
one C-3.
Can I get a fourth one?
It looks like a beetle.
I laughed.
I laughed.
They did it.
James did it.
He managed it.
You, mate.
Well, odd.
Oh, Christ.
Everyone can do that.
Can you do that?
Do what?
That, get like mini walls.
I don't think I could get that many rolls.
Do it.
No.
But it's like, if I tense, it's box solid.
Because I kind of do workouts there, so it's like, I've just got rolls for days.
I'll take your word.
You're not doing it on your neck as well.
I can get like six.
No.
Well, that is a lot of rolls.
I've just got flabby fucking skin.
Yeah, you got loose skin like a dog.
It's because I'm like,
I'm tall.
You know, there's a timer right there we could have used.
No, listen.
Oh, yeah.
It's because I'm tall.
My body weight's never been the size of my skin,
so I've just got fucking walls of skin that I need to grow into still.
It's like the fucking wolves point.
I don't know if that's how it works.
No, I'm just being fucking funny.
He was right there.
You got, you managed it.
He didn't, though.
He didn't do anything.
No, it just laughed at me.
It was a combo effort.
It was just whoever could do it, you know, and James managed it.
just pulling his shirt up and playing with his body
I do that all the fucking time
on that though that's episode
you know whatever episode
yeah get the fuck out of here we're done
go
