JAR Media Posdact - THE DAVID EPISODE

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 10:05 Housekeeping 27:30 The Ultimate David CBT 52:28 Mid Break 53:51 Place :/ Place Japan :() 59:22 Essential Swindon Survival Tips 1:03:12 Morninger Pushes Back 1:05:03 Our Own Mr Beast Idea 1:08:52 The Strange Poster 1:11:52 Dealing with Narcissists #BroCastS4E8

A Caffeine makes me say. Caffeine makes me sleigh. Caffeine makes me today. Who's your favorite David? Um. Hasselhoff? Fincher. Corrin Sweat. Oh, he is a David, isn't he?

Damn. There are lots of Davies to pick from, huh? Your middle name? Yeah. You got that David? James? That David is. you.

Davy Jones? Davy Jones. Does that count? That's a good year. David Jones, yeah. I guess that counts. David. David.

Dave Rubin. Yeah, he's a David. I'll come back later. Good afternoon, evening or night? David's and gentlemen? Only Davids. Only Davids are allowed to listen to this one. If there was a way I could filter out, like, you know, with the,

uh the licensed stuff with certain websites in the UK at the moment I'm thinking that kind of program yeah like you have to prove that you're a David you know photo ID David proof yeah the only way you're allowed to listen to this one

um but I just threw myself off did I say it you said um good good David good David good David good David good David good David good David good David good David good David um welcome to the cast

wow broadcast Season 4, episode 8 With Alex and Jim With David and David With David's The Davids David's

David Dave Dave Blunts Dave Blunts Dave Blunts Yeah Yeah I got to put a pin in that though The David's stuff

will come in After we do the usual Rigomerol You know We've got to do A bit of this A bit of that A bit of sprinkling of this

A sprinkling of time Maybe some oregano No. What about mint? Um, I don't cook with much mint, from being real. You should? Probably should. I love mint. I should, um, add that to you.

It's really good for time to me. What does mint go well? Go well, is it? Lamb. Yeah, lamb, that's the one. Awesome with lamb. I just, I never cook lamb. I never buy it.

I, yeah, I very rarely. I, uh... Not very good Kiwis, I guess. Yeah. It's expensive, though. Especially in this economy. I was, I actually went on the, Zealand like passport website a couple days ago really because now I've finally got my

birth certificate um so I was like okay I can do this now I guess um get it get it ready for the back pocket yeah yeah it's gonna be in my front pocket yeah yeah um but I was also I was also told that like having a New Zealand license passport sorry um means you can get into certain parts of the world that are yeah yeah doesn't allow and also I saw, I had a little panic attacks, I saw on my birth certificate there was like a clause saying that there was a policy introduced in 2006

that made it so you didn't get like birth rights within certain conditions. But luckily we're both safe. We're both before then. Yeah, hell yeah. It's quite expensive though. What, to get a passport? It was over a hundred dollars.

I don't know what it was converted, probably about 100 quid. You can do it all online? I didn't go through like the forms and everything but because I was told you you'd have to go to the embassy you might have to there's one in London right yeah yeah yeah

isn't it like right I reckon I can't remember if it's that one or the Canadian embassy that's like right by Javaga Square yeah I think it's nearby it's nearby for sure embassies are cool they're a cool idea they're very cool Yeah Everyone's got one

Everyone's got to We're all in this together Or something Arbitrary I'm just thinking about it Like it's a bit of another country In your own country And we're like

We've given them Like it's different laws and shit It's crazy Yeah it's complicated Yeah I don't get it Troy Bolton We're on this together Yeah

Why did you drop that? That like fried my brain when you said that. You're like, we're all in this together. Yeah, because then I was going to like go on some diatribe, being like, whatever. Yeah. We're not, let's not divide. Let's connect. Yeah. We're all in this together. No, maybe I'll just be a conqueror. Easier.

What was it? I was thinking about, maybe I should just become the jar tyrant. Yeah. You know, I've been like teetering for years. I say, I don't know tyrants are all the rage right now Like, yeah Might not just hop on board If you can't beat them

Become one of them The issue is when When you're given a title as sick Like, let's be real Tyrant Sounds cool It sounds like a Greek Like creature

Sounds like a resident evil guy Yeah Do you want to be the tyrant Or the cute smiler I know which one I'm choosing is that what it is that the dichotomy that's what you're allowed to be modern life you're either cute smiler or tyrant

tyrant and cute smiler um yeah uh i guess before we get too deep into the show let me shout out those journal media patrons over at the Patreon they make the show possible make the audio version possible get that raw unfiltered MP3

ad free um for the last few weeks Patreon introduced this feature where you can have like a it's like a separated RSS feed for just when the episodes posted early that you can add into Spotify

or whatever so check that out that's like a newest feature not every episode's on there because I'd have to manually go through every single old post of episodes and add them

which I did do if Sardonicast the other week and it took like hours so I've got to let my finger recover I can be asked to do that menial yeah but it's also like once it's once it's done it's done but also it's only like if you're getting it early because it goes like for everybody on mondays at 6 p.m anyway I got this neighbor that like they have these they must have like six dogs but every day there's there's at least three or four times where they just all

go yeah yeah and then you just hear them come out and go stupid it's like why have you done this to yourself yeah and yeah i hope that's picked up in the background it sometimes is um but man what perks you get over there on patreon what don't you get your patron names read out on the first or second week of each month that's a goody it's sort of a mild form of torture um for us um it's getting long too yeah mad long the one last episode was like nearly 20 minutes i think yeah i'm impressed um after hours it's that bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody blood cherry on top always in fire

so much range that's what I like about jaft draws so much blood you never know what you're going to get next is it going to be blood last last episode we looked at a Dobby fan page on Instagram

cursed horrifying very upsetting frankly but that's not all we did the explaining jar thumbnails two video the double place video watching the lost family guy pilot diary of a farting creeper read along

so much so much so much there's a whole playlist did you mention her chance paysie's chance of course Paisley's chance maybe the best stuff I mean I respect it if you just pay for one month watch Paisley's chance unsubscribe yeah

a lot of people hopped on for that discount I assume just so they could watch Paisley's chance yeah yeah there'll be a Paisley's chance discount every now and again yeah that should be the next code yeah perfectly done before

that won't work as of today also maybe like a paisley's chance hat or t-shirt or something I could I'd quite like

a paisley's chance hat to be frank just like a big there's a few things we need a paisley's chance like shirt and a perfectly done shirt as well

yeah perfectly done would be good it would be let's kind of say based it would be perfectly done awesome yeah I have this real

problem when um i start recording the cast where i just i'm so paranoid that something's not recording it's like yeah yeah yeah that is one thing that's good about when whenever we have the like when we can see the levels the sound yeah you know that's a good thing about having like a scream with that well yeah we used to have the tv but it was so distracting it was like you're just watching yourself like yeah yeah you know like yeah patrick bainman yeah yeah yeah uh that's not all there are more perks indeed there's the jar media group chat we can leave suggestions i'll jump in there ask um if there's anything that needs to be brought up i was i was throwing some fire at them last week because they they weren't doing their their bidness you know what's saying

well too much business right yeah um but they were they were good this week um thank you for behaving said the tyrants something behaving badly Bears behaving badly. Bear bears behaving badly. Bear bears. Yeah. Quad B. B.

Bear bears behaving badly. Ooh. Quad bear. Quad bear. Quad beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beaving badly. Bear.

Bear. Um, so let's do some housekeeping in then. We round off conversations from the previous week. Get some of the group chatters in there. This one drew my, not Ayer. What's the opposite of Aya? nice nice nice cute smiler yeah cute smile yeah drew your cute smileer so goblin aura um said i learned english from watching jar and i'm only now realizing the true extent of that damage because when you learn a new language you quite literally develop a separate personality for it in the process i rarely even speak my native language anymore my boyfriend is british and i most likely spend the rest of my life in the UK the goblin aura that was born raised and lived in Germany will be erased and replaced by this British jarguna alter ego permanently. All I am and ever will be is a dibby.

That's... That's amazing. They picked the cast to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. In order to learn English. Good idea. Great. I feel like we've got decent vocabularis. Yeah.

It might give you some strange... a strange vocabulary it will have range it will it's got range for sure and yeah you're kind of like what's it called

like a sleeper agent you know yeah someone says dibby in a bar and suddenly you know JFK is getting murdered

do you think they uh is I enjoy a Vats bar yeah I hope so I hope so. Is that culturally inappropriate?

I don't care. I want to hear from Goblin'Oro if the Red Bull thing is allowed. Is allowed? Yeah. No, we're a free speech podcast, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The woke cunt. We're a non-political free speech podcast.

Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Speaking of free speech, Tamestow. said, I can't stop saying perfectly done whenever I park my car really freaking well. Fair.

No, parking well. Like, when you get a good park. Yeah. That does deserve a little celebration. But like, I'm right there with you because I keep saying perfectly done, like. With the same cadence. Yeah.

Or not even necessarily. Like, I just use it now because it's in my mind. You know? Yeah. If someone... It's like a virus. Yeah, yeah. So, like, someone will hold a door open for me.

or something and I'll be like, oh, cheers, perfectly done. Really? Yeah, it just like slips out. Whenever something's good now, it's perfectly done. Yeah. It is nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is nice.

It is nice. It's just nice. Perfectly done. Perfectly nice. Mr. Boo Pumpkin need R.E.9 says, we need Gamer Talk. You guys used to be cool gamers. What happened?

Did you both grow up? Yeah, we grew up. Yeah. I've been a bad gamer lately. I have. I've, I'm not. I've actually receded into more gaming.

Yeah. I've grown down. I guess it hasn't come up on the cast as often, recently. Because for me, it's like the, everything is an opportunity cost, right? I can play a video game for six hours, or that's like three movies. Yeah. Yeah. You can, yeah, you can get on your grind set and start making fucking paper.

Yeah, I've been watching way more movies. So you've got to make that choice, you know Yeah, yeah Well, I've become anti-movie Because they're all woke And just woke Yeah, they've been ruined by morals But no

I guess I don't really have much to say On the front Because it's like I could buy a new game I could play different stuff Or I could just play Aldermere Yeah It's just the game

if it keeps on giving I mean I've been playing a fair amount of night rain yeah yeah but we've made a couple of videos on that we've uh I don't know if we've like really talked about it that much but

maybe maybe a little bit haven't even tried the new helld divers update I got a cheap deal on hollow night yeah yeah I think I think that game has the potential to really get its hooks in you

I think, I think I love the art style Yeah and I think I think you like Metroidvania's For whatever reason in my head You like Metro games I love them I was really thinking about guacamole the other day

Yeah that was fucking awesome That was really fun Those games are Another really cool like distinct art style too Yeah yeah And the music and stuff I love it The music's so good

It's really really good I remember like the last boss and everything It's so much fun Fantastic fantastic games. Hollow Night's much harder, but I mean, it

might well be the best Metroidvania made. Really? That's not me doing like a gym exaggeration thing like usual. I think like that

I don't think many people would disagree with that who were into Metrovanian. Interesting. Interesting. So I'll have to get to that at some point but I don't know. Every Steam user has

a backlog that they'll never fucking touch yeah i mean hollow night's in my backlog i never finished it yeah but i have to do this thing where um like if i have a third person game i can't juggle third person i could juggle metroidvania and a third person yeah elder ring type game but it's too much for me that's why i'm not playing hell divers and elder ring night rain at the same time i find i just get into um i'm like a vibes based gamer just go off that feeling well it's like if I'm feeling like I want to do

like fantasy genre right then like hell divers ain't gonna scratch that itch like I'm into like fantasy shit at the moment that vibe I just love it you know once I get back into like a sci-fi vibe then I'll go back on hell divers

yeah it'll click and that's what's nice with the game at hell divers you can just kind of leave it to like stack up a little bit Unless there's some huge event Then you have to jump in But there hasn't been one since the Earth thing really Outside of adding ODSs But there's no rush for that

It's not going to disappear Yeah yeah yeah Uh slam dunk Cosmos has an interesting one From the group chat as well Thoughts on the irreparable damage meme variety Like chuds and Wojacks Has done to the act of reading people Used to be if someone was an asshole

They'd be it But now there are But now kids are compartmentalizing Roller Decks is well worth of categorized cringe for preemptive labeling. Is it a defense mechanism or just another habit? Reb, Reb, ringer, mingers, sorry. Is that bare, bare, backwards?

Yeah. Um, what? I get what you're saying. It's a, I think it comes from the idea that everyone has a camera in their pocket at all times. So in order to, everyone is too scared to be cringe. So no one's being able to become base. mm-hmm because at any moment someone could record you being cringy right but you have to be cringy is the problem yeah yeah so everyone gets too scared of like expressing themselves yeah

because oh what you look soy today yeah yeah yeah like that thing you didn't like that thing that are this other group you're giving chud today yeah yeah it's yeah it's gross and no well see it's just just dismissive mm yeah well diamonds made under cringe pressure. Through the cringe creates. Through the cringe a based create.

I think probably about 95% of the population on their deathbed right. Their last thoughts are like should have been more cringy. Yeah. The majority, that's the majority of dying thoughts. Yeah. Should have been cringier.

Should have been cringier, damn it. Um. Now some of the comments, the YouTube comments, different vibe than the group chat. Scary. Mick Saladin said, now this is podcasting. That's really cool. That's awesome. That's based.

Lots of complaining. Corfold's 5331 says, we got four porny episodes before Sting Part 4, bro. Then they started arguing. Zachary replied saying, get over it. And then, uh, it shat replied to that saying, Of course, I love the Sting Saga and would love a part four, but really I can't blame them for canceling it, given its lack of importance and cultural relevance in comparison to the pop culture giant Pornie from the legendary motion picture. Men in Black, international.

Um, no, three more Porny comments. Legend of Gruce said, Pornie is great and all, but damn, I'm tired. If only a German man were to offer me a delicious red ball at this time. And usurp new bull. said i like porny too but how did they talk about only porny for nearly half of the podcast what the fuck

did we actually that was the episode yeah I remember when we finished last episode I got up and I was like that's one for the books that felt like a goody yeah that's why

you just supposed to smile on your face Joker style, you know Charlie Broadman 2005, Wardman said I took the porny shit too far this time Well, Slyne Brime

said, thank you for keeping this Ep, politics free, but never stop talking about porny tics, perfectly done. Pony tics, what's pornie tics? Politics, pornitics. Oh,

um four more before our main topic. Julius Seizure 842 says Normal eyes Normalize normalize Normalize normal lies

Normal eyes normalize normalize Normal eyes Yeah Normalize normalize normal lies That's fun That's cool Was that MF Sounds like it huh

Saucepan 2715 says This one was a little dip of bad And a whole dollup of good I like that I yeah thank you the thing is it's like yin and yang you know white

little black dot black little white dot I propose renaming yin and yang to porny in the worms uh huh um genuinely yeah like it works yeah they kind of got different philosophies different

they balance each other out yeah you know on the scales yeah yeah yeah yeah one's light one's dark yeah which one's dark the worms do you think yeah don't get much purer than Bonnie

yeah he's Camille is he's like a he's a Jedi no he's a pretend Jedi he must be in Star Wars somewhere he's in Obi-1 he's in the Obi-1 show he's a pretend Jedi I just try not to think about that fucking show

why it was terrible did you really think so I thought it was um fucking awful I can't I can't yeah I can't play round it fucking sucked so disappointing

oh man yeah but yeah Kumail is in it and he's like a no it's coming back to me now he's like a woke Jedi hmm he's a he's a fake news Jedi yeah he's fake news Jedi

he's um no I don't know any names of American news. Fox News? CNN. CNN Jedi. Right.

There you go. Musie says, not to be political, but I hate Mourningers. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah.

Damn. And Mouringer wrote in later about how it's prejudice. Well, don't be a morning of it. Don't be a morninger. You know?

What, that's like, If you're in your chrysalis or whatever. Hmm. What's it called when a worm turns into a slow? Cacoon. Yeah, but they're like the process. Is it chrysalis?

I thought it was they cocoon. They go in air cocoon. But they, like, Google it. What's the process? For a butterfly. Yeah. To metamorphosis. Is it?

Like the Pokemon. Yes, that's what it's, right? Am I wrong? Yeah. Cool name. What? Metamorphosis. Cucoon.

Yeah, change of physical form or structure. Is the cocoon metapod? That's why it's called that. Metamorphosis. Yeah, metamorphosis. Yeah, so the transformation process that takes place inside a cocoon or a chrysalis. So a cocoon is a chrysalis. A basilisk.

What? A crystallist. I'm in crystallis. I'm in a crystal cocoon, dude. Got in your crystal cocoon and actualize your true self. Would you prefer a crystal cocoon or a paper metamorphosis? Same thing. Same thing.

Same thing different day. I just thought of a really apt metaphor. What's that? um it might be too apt to share so i'll just keep it to myself that's fair and finally motivational geeker says do you still love tgi fridays um nah when was the last time you stepped foot into a fucking tgi like 30 years ago it was yeah over god be pre-covid for sure yeah um without a doubt i mean it's fucking terrible like i wouldn't go that far

it's not like good it's not worth how expensive it is no it's milk toast yeah the milk toast is all right though the milk toast is good actually um but yeah the rest sucks um and the the uh i just mizoncine is beautiful yeah i like the motor bike is cool um yeah that's cool but the rest sucks yeah I just don't really like that kind of vibe anymore I don't like a chain restaurant particularly like that

I don't know yeah I'll normally just go for like fast food if I'm doing that yeah I don't really need to have a whole like sit down yeah or if I'm in London like if I'm gonna sit down

it would probably be like Gordon Ramsey all you can eat pizza yeah we have so many like options There's so many different cuisines Why do you pick TGI Fridays If I lived in London, right? Yeah, you'd be there daily

Once a week You go to the Gordon Ramsey Or you can eat pizza With a bag Right, yeah, yeah I saw You sit in the corner And you, like

For every slice you eat You put another slice secretly in your bag These two women, I went to like slim chickens Oh yeah And you know you get like refillable drinks or whatever Uh huh um did they bring like a they had um empty water bottles in their bag and they were like filling it up with soda yeah that's gay that's awesome legend

i respect that fuck the system rebel in any way you can yeah that's activism yeah man um sodies for the people everybody loves a piece of soda Piece of sodie. Frank Ocean Neutral. Frank Ocean feet, oggy. Sodie pop.

Yeah. Now, that's the new K-pop Demon Hunters song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, you're cooking today. Yeah, I am. Everybody loves a piece of soda. Speaking of cooking. We got a, we can, um, where's that pin going?

Hello, hello, Penn, where have you gone? Penn? Pin, oh, I found the pin. I took it out. And on the pin it says David. Oh. Did you say that earlier, put pen in that? Yeah.

Really? Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah, I'm amazed I can remember more than one sentence before anything I could say. Yeah, I can't remember anything. I don't remember that at all. Um, so we have potentially the best cringe-based tough CBT ever on our hands. Feeding back into the David thing.

Right, so it's going to be David. So for the, yeah, I'll explain. Um, for those who don't know, this is a recurring segment where, uh, we take famous people, philosophers, people who have quotes. And we go through them one by one, rating them cringe-based or tough. burning on their quality but that's not all this one is the loosest yet because the theme of famous people called davids also any david they're a bunch there i'll tell you who they are first because you're going to need to guess you're going to need to rank it cringe based or tough and guess which david right okay right so these are the davids right

David Byrne from Talking Heads Dave Blunts David Bowie Of course David Lynch Dave Rubin And David Attenborough

Okay And that's all of them That's all of them So every single quote will be one of those Okay If you need a refresh of who's available Or whatever just let me know Okay

And let me see we've got one two three four five six a lot okay so this is good right some will be easier than others someone designed to try and trick yep um but let's see how this goes right david CBT no one will protect what they don't care about and no one will care about what they have never experienced okay read that again no one will protect what they don't care about and no one will care about what they have never experienced. Got a feeling it's not Dave Blunt. Probably a good guess. Burn? Is it burn? No.

Really? I don't think it's David Attenborough. Who do you think it is though? It's not Dave Rubin. No, it's not Dave Rubin It's It's got to be Bowie then, right? Not Bowie Wait, so there's Bowie Attenborough

Bluntz Lynch Lynch is Lynch It's not Lynch What? It's Dave Bluntz Yeah, who is it? Who is it?

It's David Attenborough Really? Yeah No one will protect What they don't care about And no one will care about What they have never experienced Right

Oh, okay With him, most of his quotes are obviously about nature or including the word of nature. So I had to find quotes that didn't make it too obvious. That's once you know it's him though and you apply it there. Yeah, that makes sense why he does what he does. That's cool. That's um, what was your rating? It's based.

Bost. Yeah, that is bost. Right. Got on a legal immigrant doing my dishes. Got an illegal immigrant cleaning my house. And then the job's done. I'm a cool ice. I'ma slime him out.

what the fuck Dave Reuben Blunt Yeah Yeah that's that say There's some bars from one of his songs Nice Nice one blunt

Such a twat The better a singer's voice The harder it is to believe what they're saying The better of singer's voice The harder is to believe what they're saying That is David Byrne I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that before Yeah

It makes sense as well Because I feel like Because of his shrill voice Yeah And if um If Dave Blunts was saying that I'd be like shut up dude You've got a beautiful voice

Yeah Um Based Yeah based For sure Obviously the Dave Blunts one was cringe Oh yeah, I didn't say with that. I didn't say

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, obligatory cringe. Yeah. Being reactionary is good. When you see something wrong, you take it upon yourself to do something about it. I'm reactionary about freedom. Cringe.

Who's cringy quote is that? Dave Rubin? Yeah. Yeah, you can tell. because it's like platitudes yeah platitude master that guy

what a piece of shit what a fucking not to get political but like a fucking scumberg no he's the intellectual dark web the IDW what's the opposite of intellectual

the dumb dumb web the dumb idiot group yeah the intellect the idiot light web World War III, when it happens, what are you going to do? Cringe?

Yeah, that is cringe. Is that Dave Blunts? Yeah. Oh, of course, World War III. My Kanye thing. Yeah. My favourite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food. That fucking sentence doesn't...

Is that David Lynch? No. I understand the thought process. Yeah. Is that Dave Plants again? It's talking about eating. No, it's not. Okay.

Spicy food. Yeah. Which... This is quite a weird one. Yeah, that's not Attenborough. No. We haven't had Bowie yet. No.

It's not a Bowie. Dave Rubin doesn't like spicy food. It's not. Dave Rubin. He wouldn't say that anyway. I've... What other options are there? It's burn.

Really? Yeah. Okay. That's the kind of shit like he just does and says. He's a quirky gentleman. What do you give it? It's based. Yeah, it's best.

I like getting up and eating leftovers. It's a truism. Yeah. yeah especially if you got like leftover curry like left over indian yeah it's very based it's true as fuck i don't know where i'm going but i promise it won't be boring who said it yeah because that i can't say whether it's cringe or based until i know who said it how come because if it was someone if it's someone based and they're saying saying, I don't know where I'm going, but it's going to be, like, interesting.

If it's someone cool, like, David Bowie, it's like, damn, yeah. If he said that when he was, like, young and then he went and did everything, that's cool as fuck. If it's, like, Dave Ruben. It's like, I guess still kind of true. No, he's pretty boring. Is it David Bowie? It is Bowie. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, based. Yeah, it was best. I don't know why people expect art to make sense They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense That's based David Lynch Yeah

How did you know that Got that first try It just felt like If you imagine their voice Like you can imagine David Lynch's voice same You know Yeah true With ease

And like a tinge of like aggression Yeah Or like frustration Yeah While he's talking to like a monkey Yeah Predicting the weather or whatever I'd rather stand for what I believe in

Than bow down And be loved Hmm Hmm That's a tough one That's a tough one Yeah I'd rather stand for

what I believe in, then bow down and be loved. Again, it's kind of informed by who said it. Because if Dave Reuben said that, it's like, stop lying. Right. It's straight up, like, you didn't stand for anything. Was it Dave Reuben? Yes. That was a tricky one.

Yeah, that sounds like, because if it's an authentic person, that's a cool statement. Uh-huh. But... So then what do you rate it? Because he said it, it's cringe. Yeah. Because it's inauthentic, it's not real. Mm-hmm.

No, that's true. I wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. Hmm. Okay, that's based. Yeah. That's... I like that idea.

Attenborough? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. There's some logic there. Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. Read it again. Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. That's based.

That is based. Burn? Yeah. It's funny how they have such strong personalities. there does like fit into their with those ones yeah

the one that sounds like it's from like a live laugh love poster is normally Dave Rubin and if it's just pure bullshit

then it's punt keep your eye on the donut not on the hole please tell me that Dave plans Nope Fuck It's too like clever

Yeah Is it lynch? Yeah I thought that was going to be Blunt's first based We're not getting any tough here So far We haven't had a single tough No no no

I'm sure they're We've got based That is base there Yeah that is a based one I was hoping to give Dave Bluntz A base for that I'm an That only profound thing he could say is to do it at the day.

I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir. Is that Bowie? Yeah. That's... It's pretty funny. But it is a bit cringy. It is a bit cringy.

I'll give it cringe, but like a nice type of cringe. Cute cringe. Yeah, Bowie gets to be cringy. Playful cringy. Yeah, yeah, playful cringe. Yeah. Nuisance cringe. Visualizing the realism of life in actuality,

fuck who's the baddest, a person's status depends on salary. Read that again? Visualizing the realism of life in actuality, fuck who's the baddest, a person's status depends on salary. Cringe, Dave Bluntz? Yeah. What a lame fucking barb. It's so freeing, it's beautiful in a way.

To have a great failure. There's nowhere to go but up. Is that Lynch? Mm-hmm. Baste. That's incredibly based. I think that's him probably talking about Dune. Really? That's cool.

I'm not a prophet or a stone age man, just a mortal with the potential of a Superman. Say that again. I'm not a prophet or a stone age man, just immortal with the potential of a Superman. I'm thinking, um, burn or bowie I feel like it's more of a burn way to talk it's Bowie

really it's actually from the song quicksand of hunky dory really yeah it's cool yeah I like that based it's kind of tough you think so I'm not a prophet or a stone age man

just a mortal with the potential of a superman yeah I'll go tough I'll go tough for that first tough for bea With music, you often don't have to translate it. It just affects you, and you don't know why. Bairn? Yeah.

Based. He kind of talks like in broader concepts. Yeah. Well, and like from a real empathetic level as well? He doesn't seem to really talk about himself, though. Mm. Yeah. It's cool.

It never really occurred to me to believe in God. Bery? Nope. Lynch? Nope. You're run out of options. Yeah, it's... Attenborough?

Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Wow. That's... I mean, based. Cool. Yeah.

Yeah, based. What heavy load Einstein must have had. Fucking morons everywhere. lynch yeah that is so that's tough that's tough as fuck let's go fucking morons everywhere so true yesterday's conspiracy theories are tomorrow's truth oh please tell me that was reuben yeah you crazy motherfucker what so when he's saying that he actually is like yeah they were right like the conspiracy theories that's his point

so the conspiracy theory is about him taking Russian money yeah yeah are true yeah which I mean based that's based if based means true Dave Rubin did take rubles from Russia we don't make music it makes us

Blunt. No. Dave, blunt. I'm giving him too much credit. Yeah, you really are. You're giving him way too much credit. You really are. Um, burn.

Yeah. And what do you give it? Um... It's true. Yeah, I'll give it based. Mm-hmm. Like a light based. Yeah, yeah.

Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily. That's cool. Interesting as well. That's based. Yeah, based. I think that's burn again. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it is

If you feel safe in the area you're working in You're not working in the right area Always go a little further into the water Then you feel you're capable of being in Go a little bit out of your depth And then you don't feel that your feet are quite touching the bottom You're just about in the right place to do something exciting It's best about in the right place to do something exciting

It's based Do you think? Yeah I think it really depends who said it Right If like Uh Like a

If like a grind setter is saying that cringe You know But it's saying Go out your comfort zone Yeah Yeah Um

Um it didn't sound aggressive enough to be lynch mm-hmm it didn't sound um cool enough to be blunt not cringy enough for Dave yeah Rubin I'm in um I'm thinking Attenborough or Bowie mm-hmm it's a toss-up of sorts Yeah I'm going to say Bowie Yep

Yeah This is one of my favourite quotes of his Really? Yeah it's been like Ashed into my mind for Over a decade Mm-hmm Yeah

Well did you get it Based Yeah Depending on who said it Right right It coming from him Is cool being a A relatively average Joe

You know I like a cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. Extremely based. Lynch? Yeah. You got like all his like first. Yeah, his are incredibly like lynchian.

Yeah, you can cry about death and very properly so. Your own as well as anybody else's, but it's inevitable. So you'd better grapple with it. it and cope and be aware that not only is it inevitable, but it has always been inevitable, if you see what I mean. Is that Lynch again? No. Really?

Bowie? Nope. Burned? Nope. Attenborough? Yeah. Wow. Quite an interesting one. Yeah. I'll give that... It's kind of tough.

Yeah, I was going to say it's tough, but it's also very based. Yeah. It could be a one-two bunch. Yeah, I'll give it a base stuff. They're rare. They are rare.

Nice one, Attenborough. I didn't realize Attenborough was quite like that. Yeah, he's got some interesting philosophy going on here. Yeah, yeah. Because I had to go out the box because all the other quotes are just like, we're destroying the planet. Yeah. Or like this beetle bites the head off the mail after getting fucked by it.

We think we understand the rules when we become adults. But what we really experience is a narrowing of the imagination. Ha damn. That's based. Yeah. Bowie? Nope. Lynch?

Yeah. Nice. Another winner for Lynch. Yeah. Awesome, awesome, awesome quote. I've always loved to hold the electric guitar. To hold it and work it and hear what it does is unreal. Bowie?

Nope. Burn? Nope. Lynch? Yeah. Really? That was a bit of a trick. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I can't verify. I didn't think I've ever played an electric guitar. Yeah. It's cool, quite. Yeah. That almost doesn't really fit into any of those three. Yeah, it's just like a personal.

statement of feeling you know so I guess it is inherently based yeah real success can only come if there's a change in our societies and in our economics and in our politics Ruben no oh another uh um Attenborough yeah yeah that makes sense based based very best best extremely based we are like birds we adapt we sing burn yeah

based that was a bit of a trap because I thought maybe the bird thing would make you think it's Attenborough yeah I see it um

three more it's always time to question what has become standard and established Dave Rubin nope Belly Yeah

That's scary It was between those Yeah Because it has such different implications Yeah Read it again It's always time to question What has become standard

And established Yeah based Baste Mad based Incredibly based Yeah It wouldn't be from Ribbon

um yeah penultimate one i don't know why people expect art to make sense wait i already did this didn't i yeah yeah sorry it's a long list everybody that was dave blunts yeah we really did that and that was um classic dave blunts right last one then give and take that is the essence of what balance is all about yeah based lynch no burn no Bluntz? Nope. Is it Attenborough talking about, like... It's Attenborough, yeah.

The planet. Yeah. Balance, give and take. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Who was your biggest surprise? Um, I think Dave Blunts gave it a good shot. I've got a...

He got the most cringes, I think. Or did Dave Rubin? I think they were both 100% cringe. but cringe is almost like a disservice to them yeah you know they're way worse

way worse than cringy sorry yeah way worse than cringy and who was the winner do you think um you gotta give it to Lynch yeah yeah he's got the range

he's got funny ones yeah i'll say no being genuine the biggest surprise to me was Attenborough really yeah his um resonated outside of his like specials field more than i was expecting yeah um but yeah david lynch winner he's got he's yeah the quote can't know yeah yeah yeah he beat nietz yeah yeah damn that was a good one i like that yeah g g g g g f g f g davee i guess we'll see after these david related messages Well, they might not be David related, I don't know.

Way! Yeah. Guess what we got in store for you today, lads? John many of your t-shirts? Uh-oh. Check the description below. Eh-oh. Yeah.

We shall do questions. He will not divide us. He will not divide us. It's tyrant time. Welcome to the second half, where we go to the suggestion thread over on the journal media subreddit and answer questions. Who are you talking to? I don't know. What did you do if after I said that, you like went and then you were an old man in like a...

I was Tim. Yeah, you were Tim. Sitting on my deathbed. I should have been cringier. Grandpa Tim, no. This is actually just my dying hallucination. I was to like what I should have been doing. guys that AI generated your actual self.

Well, we do live in a simulation. Oh, God. That's my impression of House, by the way. Oh, my God. If you got this far, comment, imperfectly ruined. Ooh. Ruining it.

No project 593 can get us going here. Hello, Jim. and Alex Sempo why is everything better in Japan you've seen those memes that are like place place Japan and then it's everyone soying right yeah

toilet we're talking toilet Japan yeah it does like if I can eat your ass or whatever like some robot lips come out and so yeah wow this place is awesome

I'm never gonna leave fucking nenga yeah it's cool it's cool it history a little bit fascistic a bit fascisty yeah it's weird the way like the overlap with people that are obsessed with Japan

and also yeah being like extremely conservative yeah Hitler was a weird I mean it's like there's no like place or society that's like oh 100% good yeah yeah yeah has their like

things that are like yeah and japan is cool like i'm i'm not you know i like that they like have a respect type culture you know where like you're quiet on the train and like yeah you keep your rubbish on you until you take it home and yeah stuff like that and some your asshole gets sprayed with water that's awesome the robo lips that suck the shits out of your asshole while there's a rainbow Gazimass. Yeah. Yeah.

Obviously, I've never been there. The things you hear about these kind of social expectations as far as like, correct me if I'm wrong, people who actually know and have been to Japan or whatever or have lived there or whatever, there's some expectation where after work you're supposed to like go with your boss to like go to like a bar type thing? Yeah, yeah. Go get rat-assed. When it's like...

And you, like, have to do it. There's, like, such a strong social pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I love that. Let's go. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it's like every day or what.

Like, there is like a crazy, uh... Um... What's the word for it? Like a workaholic type. Yeah. Grideset. Extreme grind set. Because, uh...

Yeah. Grindset country. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't agree with that. Yeah, that's been much. Yeah, that's culturally abusive, I think. I think, like, the Europe vibe is, like, that's, like, the closest, you know? Sleeping in the afternoon.

Yeah, chilling. A familial thing where, like, families are close. Yeah, grandma are on the bottom floor making pasta for the fan. Yeah. Who go to work upstairs. Yeah. making that perfect sauces. Yeah.

Garlic. Uh-huh. Olives. Yeah. Yeah, I like, I like, um, I like chilling, you know? Mm-hmm. I don't, you know, I don't want to be working as the bee will end all, you know? Because I like chilling.

Yeah. I think living things are meant to chill. They are. Everything sits down. Yeah, like. Everything sits down. Especially animals. Like, most of the time animals ain't doing shit.

They sit there doing nothing. Munching. Like, follow your dog around for the day. What's that fucking dog doing? Yeah, they sleep for like 18 hours a day. Yeah. Go for one walk and they're like, whew. That's what you're done for the day?

Where's my gnosh? Yeah. Eat and lie down. Yeah. And then they're healthy, like. Because I heard something about, like, primitive man would do about 10,000 steps a day, I think right um which isn't that mad no it's doable that's just like going around yeah just kind of going around yeah eating some fruit eat some berries yeah killing a bear or maybe another bear

bear hunting yeah we're going on a bear hunt gonna catch a big one we're not scared Bears are so scary, man Yeah, I'm just kind of bass There's a bear in fucking Japan dude Japanese bears man Japan's getting overrun by bears Air drop in to save the Japanese from the bears

The bear boat crashed On Japan On the coast Let them loose So the rage virus is the virus does australia have any bears um koala bears i guess they are a bear that's that um oh yeah it's like ringworm has nothing to do with worms you know so it's a it's a fungus yeah yeah yeah so why are you doing this as if as if this world isn't confusing enough

yeah yeah what's that david lynch um quote yeah fuck this shit or whatever he said fucking phone. Yeah. Funky boy fresh says Hello boys. A few months ago I wrote in to tell you about my university friend from South Africa who was genuinely excited to meet me, a real life Swindonian. As is the beginning of his next academic year, he was travelling back to uni from home

earlier this week. During his travels, he had a brief stop at the fabled Swindon train station. We shared a short video call in which his face wore the kind of amazement and wonder that I can only liken to that of Logan Paul's after he put on the glasses that cure colour blindness. One day I plan on treating him to an entire 24 hours in Swindon.

I plan on showing him the magic roundabout, Murray John Tower, and the van in Old Town that has the FNAF characters on it. I feel like I'm missing some sights though. Any suggestions? Caspers? You've got to go to like the vacant

shopping plaza. Oh yeah. Yeah, you've got to go to Blightown. Yeah, yeah, go Blightown. You got to go to, like, there's a line where the filter changes. Yeah, yeah. It loads the new zone. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's still like the low reds. We should, we really need to do a job after I was there. Go into Blightown. Yeah. Go into the betting shop there. Yeah. Some gambling. Only during the day, though.

I'm not doing that shit a night. Never be seen again. It's like the survive challenge. It's like. Seeing how long I can survive in black time. The black op zombies, like, laugh. Or I'm thinking like the, round one. Yeah, yeah.

I'm thinking, you know, there's YouTube videos where it's like, I snuck into a Walmart. Yeah, yeah. Seeing how long I can hide. It's more like an escape room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair play, Swindon, fair fucking play. Then we can catch us, Swindon FC match after.

Yeah. Windon. I once worked at a hotel where, and the, Swindon FC Club stayed in that hotel. What were they like? They're fucking assholes. Like dude bros?

Yeah, and they were like Look at me, a big hot shot over here. They'd come and order food, but they'd look at the menu and then just say, no, can you just make me like pasta, but with like broccoli and like olive oil and like

just like make a different sort of sauce. I don't like what you've got here. Right. Just like, no, order off the fucking menu you can't go somewhere else they were acting like they were like big celebs yeah yeah but you're swind them mate you're swind the down fc yeah yeah look at look at where you really are you scum and like it i mean like have some humility man yeah yeah if if yeah you got to stay humble because then like if you ever get there yeah you're gonna be hated because you're a

prick uh-huh you know that's probably why you didn't get there yeah you had fucking knobs i never go off menu. Because my thing is, I'll usually look at the menu before I go somewhere. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to sit down and be like, this menu sucks. Make me something from a different restaurant. Yeah. What the fuck?

Oh, can you make me a McDonald's please? It's like, no. Yeah. I guess we technically went off menu with the, because they have those hidden items in some places, right? Yeah, that was it in America? In and out or something? In and out had like, yeah. So everyone's hold us.

Animal style or something. Yeah, there's like a certain order there. Is that in and out? I think so. Yeah. It was like, yeah, it's fine. It was a bird year. Yeah, I wasn't overly impressed.

It wasn't like Chick-fil-A. Huh. Closed on Sunday. Yeah. Man, you're supporting some real scummy behavior by giving that business money, but... I mean, we're in Vegas, to be fair. Yeah. You can't not.

Yeah. That's probably, like, the best thing you could give money to you, though? Yeah. Tuesday over, the sharing, sharing and warrior says, didn't really appreciate the shade thrown to us morningers. As a mite, who works the 7am to 3 p.m. shift, I will only listen to Jha on my Tuesday drive to work, so I'd appreciate a bit more respect for all the morningers out there, for we always get the worm. I'm a morninger on Mondays. Morning a Mondays? Yeah. Hmm. I'm a morning or on Mondays, yeah.

Just because You're a morninger Doesn't mean you should be okay with it I've literally I think I've been all types At different like points of my life Yeah where are you now I'm a nighter at the moment

Really? Yeah I'm staying up like stupidly late Yeah I'm a bit of a nighter at the moment I'll be honest I just there's something peaceful Yeah I like I started going for like night walks sometimes.

Really? Yeah. I used to do that. Yeah. It's just like so quiet and peaceful. I used to go for night runs. And we're not women so we don't have to be scared. Yeah.

Yeah. In fact, you get that awkward thing sometimes if there is like a woman, like walking by herself. Yeah, yeah. Like, just close enough for it to be like, you know she's thinking. How do I, like, indicate that I'm like, yeah, like, yeah, I'm a normal. You pretend to get like a phone call from like a dog charity. Yeah. Hello world health organization

Oh you're calling about that large donation to the puppy charity Yeah Oh course Yeah Oh hello orphanage I will be available in the soup kitchen Um Co brain says if you had to make a Mr. B style video what would it be offering like loads of money for people to cut off limbs or like just a finger right right

there's a movie about that exact premise fuck what's it called pound of flesh no but it's like that is the premise it's like a really rich guy who gets his kicks by just like seeing what you can get people to do yeah yeah i think i've seen it like would you rather or something that. It's got Sasha Gray in it. Does it really?

The one I've seen does. Yeah. I don't know because I remember being in the 2010. And it's not a muck. Muck. It's not like filthy. Oh, right. It's not pornography.

Yeah. I remember. Just put Sasha Graham. Yeah, it would get blocked. No, that's right. I found the film. So yeah, it was cheap throw. which is basically

it was predicted Mr. Beast where it's going yeah that M result but like that's where that's where my mind goes when I think about my ideal Mr. Beast video is take it to this logical extreme let's

let's just cut the crap already and just do hunger games yes let's just do it squid game yeah I mean he's already done that yeah how crazy is it that like squid game

is like, what if this fuck shit happened? Yeah. You know, and then, like, within a year. Yeah, within a year. It's like, let's just do it. Yeah. No, I could see, there's a horror movie out of the moment. Maybe thriller?

About, like, um, sort of like a game show in the US. It's called The Long Walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you just got to, you're competing with a group of other guys so you can just walk the longest. Mm-hmm. um at three miles an hour without stopping um or you're executed and it's like

recorded and shown on tv type thing as an entertainment yeah um yeah let's just do it like yeah let's stop pussy footing around yeah imagine the numbers you know imagine the viewership yeah whichever country's the first one willing to do that to put their own people on like capitalism yeah yeah let's go full on like capitalism yeah Like, everyone will watch that shit. It will sell. Yeah. It will make money.

Make it legal. Mr. Beast wants it to happen. You can see it. Oh, my God. Like, if, yeah. If there were, like, no laws. He'd finally have, like, a genuine smile. Yeah.

The smile would reach his eyes for the first time. That's the, that's the meme. Did you see that video of Mike Tyson punching him? Who? Mr. Beast. Why did Mike Tyson punch Mr. Beast? I don't know. I don't know.

context but it was like for i guess a viral clip of like i'm gonna get punched by him and it's the first time i've seen real emotion on him really because like yeah his eyes like nearly pop out of his fucking head he like nearly faints fair play i guess we're taking that i like that mike tyson actually just like full-on smacked him on instead of like going easy on yeah he like destroyed his insides brain damage beast right let's do a couple more here we round this one down um ah yeah usurp noodles says does jamiey still think about that strange poster he found when he was working with trash in a factory frayer something about a nose god made as a soft doll the name sounded like frayer or something nose yeah frayer l m aoed

Do you have it still? Can it become part of the Jarlah Law, like Bardona and Porni? Kuma Kuma. I wonder if I've still got the image. But can you catch me up in this? I don't remember this. I remember the rat? It was my like...

Do you remember you could have like a border on Twitter? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's coming back now. You haven't used, like, social media in so long. Freya... Poster. Images. Oops, Freya, but yeah, I don't know, like, what would you call it?

It's like not a cartoon. I don't even know what we're talking about. Is it like a portrait? Freya, no. A poster. No, Freya, like. Like Freya from Dark Souls. No, from Eldon Ring.

No, not the spider. No, Freya is a Norse god, like the god of nature. Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, no, I know. Like in God of War. That's Freya. Right, so it was a poster of the god Freya? Yeah, but it was like cool warrior Freya, but she looked like a weird puppet or something.

Puppet? What the fuck? Did you take a picture of it, or did you actually take the poster? I don't think either. I just found it. I found a version of it online. Yeah. Right.

Maybe something. someone will have it? I don't know. Yeah. Freya. Fray. It's a cool name. Or is it? Is it spelt with a J? Yeah. It is. Frager. Fray. J. Fragia. Fowter. Fucking snap pops up. The due face of safety. Yeah. I'm never going to find it again. Yeah. I do think about it every now and again. It was kind of creepy. yeah I was crossing wires with

in night rain the like dull character of some reason I thought that was something because of the doll thing no the the duke's dear frayer is the big spider with the two heads um yeah right that's the duke's dear frayer

from Dark Souls too yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, can't, can't find it. Oh, well. Right, I guess it's time for the final. Time for putting in winging. Gingoloidic says, how do you deal with narcissistic people who only ever want to talk to you so they can leave a verbal diary entry in your brain? Like Kerr, your life isn't a movie, let me watch Low Cow Live.

yeah they're the worst narcissists are the fucking worst to deal with um well you need to be careful with using the term narcissist you know because like narcissistic personality disorder is like a thing right it's like a diagnosable condition yeah whereas you might just be talking about like an asshole might just be a dick yeah or someone like you don't resonate with you know like You don't I feel like it's used as a justification like you're allowed to hate this person. And it's kind of stigmatizing, you know, because if it is like a disorder, you know, then people with it are, you know, worse off. It's a disorder. It makes their life harder to live.

But it also makes everyone's lives around them harder to live because of it. it's one of those things where it's like like psychopaths they're a feature not a bug like it's like an evolutionary thing they're often really successful in like jobs no so they're not so psychopaths yeah they're not psychopaths like if if you're diagnosed i thought they were psychopath no no it's it's it's it like because it's a spectrum you can be like a little bit more psychopathic you know i yeah your empathy gauge is less built um but there's like a direct correlation right with like brutal businessman CEO types yeah yeah they're more psychopathic but true psychopathy is very

detrimental, like, to your life? In the same way, true narcissism. Surely, like, if you don't care about, like, empathizing with other people or you straight up, can't or don't, don't, then that would assist you, like, brutally rising through a company or whatever you want to do. That's why tendencies help, but if you're, like, totally alone, if you can't. make any like connections like i i mean i i'm not um a psychologist i'm i'm not like i i'm only regurgitating stuff i've heard from um psychology in seattle uh-huh um but he's he's always saying this stuff about like the the ticto the ticotification of all oh right right right right yeah like psychology terms um and it's made me think like you you do need to yeah the therapy speak stuff can go

yeah um especially when people like us use it like who know and it's it's like further die it's like um literally you know you're diluting this word so just mean the total opposite of what it actually means but but when you can be diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder but then we're also just using narcissism as like code for shithead you know it's there's that's Yeah, I agree of what you're saying, but it's also still true that they're like, a people and you might have come into contact with someone. Yeah, but is it like, are they a narcissist or are they just selfish? I don't know, we're not psychologists. Exactly, but like we should.

I've listened to a lot of, there's this woman, I think she's like Indian or something. And her whole thing is narcissism. She's done like all the podcast runs and has her own YouTube channel and stuff. I've seen a few of her videos. quite interesting with how she talks about it um and like i've known people who's like they'll have like a parent or something that maybe they're not like the the most extreme narcissist ever but the the pattern of behavior fits into yeah yeah yeah that sort of thing um i don't know you just got to like i don't know it's harder when it's um someone

like a parent um yeah that you can't then like an acquaintance that you can kind of cut off or whatever yeah no there's um because there's there's like what they're describing in the comment there's being a narcissist and then there is also just like a type of person that just likes to talk at you yeah and doesn't care about i find

they're kind of a double-edged sword those kind of people you know because when when you're not feeling particularly social it can be kind of like an easy out like you have to put very little in yeah and you're still like doing conversation have you heard about the solid snake life hack no to conversation no oh is it just repeating yeah like the last couple words yeah yeah yeah you know yeah yeah yeah it genuinely works it's but it's crazy i think i do it without even thinking if you just can't be asked like yeah yeah yeah it just keeps it like that's so funny yeah maybe just don't do the like metal gear metal gear yeah no straight up wait really but yeah those types

of people are exhausting oh um like what i find because i i don't know if if you're the same i'm sure you are um but like bullshitters you know when somebody's talking really obviously bullshit yeah yeah but like once i know in myself i don't have to like let them know that i know i prefer not to let them know that i know oh yeah yeah i feel like i'm kind of ruining their thing like they'll feel bad or whatever yeah they're they're they're believing it yeah yeah so i i i don't want to burst their bubble um i just yeah i yeah i would never play along huh you know yeah i would do the same it's like i don't know you got to pick your fights is my whole thing yeah yeah something's not just worth it when i was younger i was in bath this when i met that monk

oh yeah i was in bath with uh my mom um and he was he was talking about like he doesn't believe well no she was like so you don't believe in evolution then then he was like no i believe it's the age of the monkey and like we're going into that age of the spiders next what the fuck are you talking about and like she's challenging yeah yeah him on all his beliefs and it's like just let him believe is fucking crazy shit no that's what i like doing because then the more you're willing to listen and seem like you're interested the crazier they'll get yeah yeah they won't hold shit back uh-huh you know yeah that's how i um got about info from that conspiracy theorist

when I was working out of a few years back and he came in again with like documents in a bag and shit like he was letting a rip yeah wow man

humans are so fucking weird oh totally weird yeah it's it's it's it's tricky when like you

when you feel like you might be the one that's that in a conversation you know, in an interaction, where it's like, am I being the, like, the drain, you know? Like a social drain? Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm so naturally curious. My biggest problem is, like, prodding too deep, maybe?

or like because I I'm so obsessed with that um which Tyler album is off the I don't like small talk

I like topics yeah yeah yeah like I just like when I if I meet someone new I want to like go straight into like their deepest darkest philosophies yeah

the way they view the world and like yeah yeah yeah I don't get shit about like the small talk stuff really um because it just feels like so

transactional almost yeah um Yeah, it doesn't like get stuff fired up No You know I can't remember where I was going with that But uh

Poo Poo onto the floor Yeah What you're trying to say is that you can't Like it's a social faux part To not just go straight into poo talk Yeah Like categorising your different types of we and poo

Yeah Hello, nice to meet you Um What's your tier list of poo wee farts and sick like six at F see I put sick at like C personally

Really? Yeah See immediately conversation flowing Yeah see Like rear Flowing like And then yeah

If you don't know what's saying You'd put sick at C Yeah Yeah Yeah That's well I just think Yeah That's too many words

Sick at C Yeah Yes I do get C sick at the C Yeah Infinite Wow it really does fucking well Seasick in the sea? Yeah, I've always suffered with it my whole life.

You know, I used to wear those pressure things to try and stop me being sick. Pressure things? Just never stops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I had a monk give me a massage. He hit all my pressure points. Monk? Yes, Harry Krishna monk.

Yeah. Harry Krishna. So, uh, that's another one for the books. I guess Well I hope you enjoyed all you Narcissists out there Yeah Oh yeah

Learn to play an instrument And then Forget and just use Garage band That was cool That was cool I don't know.