JAR Media Posdact - The Deliciousness of Timing - JARCast Episode 283

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:38 Housekeeping 08:56 Really Long Marvel Phase 4 Discussion 23:22 Housekeeping Continues 29:55 The End of a Legend 37:35 Episode Finder Shoutout 41:49 Complaining about The Lord of The Rings Amazon Show 49:37 Mid Break 52:35 The Possibility of Life After Death 1:14:27 Who Has Access To the Twitter Account 1:16:40 A Nice Anecdote 1:19:23 The Dibby JAR 1:23:24 The Two Lost Episodes 1:28:10 James Car Advice

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and smokers out there, welcome to the smoking podcast episode one. I'm your host Alex, joined by sleeping gym, vowed non-smoker, and smoking James. Smoking James here. I've given up on porn. Fill in the void with some kind of a, smoky void or something

I'm smoking a nice smoking hot this is the podcast about smoking and that's pretty much it you have to admit like

watch Blade Runner right we all seen Blade Runner James have you seen Blade Runner? No and I've actually only read Do Android's Dream of Electric Sheep over here. You have to admit, you watch Blade Runner, smoking looks pretty cool.

Does it look cool? Yes. My wallpaper on my phone is someone smoking. What the? It has been for literal years. Yeah. It's always triggered me. But...

I'm ashamed of you guys. No, the science has changed. This turns out they're actually quite good for you. These ones are. the 9.2 milligrams of carbon oxide just do your brain chemistry, let's say... It's no different from using those things

where it's the big bong, bottle, a like thing and you have a little tube and you suck on that all day. What? The little, like... No, the big tube. Yeah, they're like strawberry... Oh, them, them. Yeah, Granny's got one.

Yeah, they actually... That is carbon monoxide. Really? Yeah, yeah. There's a reason it makes you feel something. That's because you're starving your brain of oxygen No, it's nicotine I thought it was just like an elaborate way

To smoke nicotine Carbon monoxide is when you put the exhaust of your car In your car Doesn't work I'll tell you what works That's when we clean up the conversations In the previous episode in the housekeeping segment Do you know what else works

Thanking the patrons for the support on Patreon So true For making the audio versions of the show possible and a big thank you to our lovely, beautiful you know, sandy tears are above get their names right out.

Yeah, we might have to change the name to a smoking tier. Yeah, what are the tears of smoking? Casual, a chain smoker. Churchill. Churchill's the top tier. You know Gary Oldman gave himself

like stomach ulcers because he was He was smoking so many cigars to play Winston Churchill in that movie. Is there no, like, I'm sure out there exists some kind of, like, product that can imitate visually how smoking looks. No, but he's like a method actor, so he had to do the real thing. He had to smoke, like, actor gars. No, he, he chose to smoke, like, real, the very cigars that Winston Church, like, the same brand and stuff that Churchill smokes, so he could, like, be like, I am.

church hill for a minute. You know what? I really am him. It's real. Look at me, I'm actually fat. Did he do that? Did he get in the weight? I think he did put on some weight.

But he wore like loads of prosthetics. Well, speaking of prosthetics, we have the housekeeping segment to synthetically move through. Eh? No! No. I don't want to hear it, I don't.

You don't hear what housekeeping or, um... No, the other thing. I'm tired of it. Eh? Well, I've been gone a few weeks with Rien in my stead, so... I needed to remind people of what I bring to this. I miss Wien. Who's Wien? I do not understand who Wien is.

Oh yeah, Smoking James wouldn't be caught up on last episode's hosts. Because I guess you're new to this as well. No, I'm not There's no smoking James here This is James Right Hull Dairy's gonna get us going here Boys is definitely not too late for a soundboard

Eventually the results of soundboard Dabbling would have amazing prospects Beyond our comprehension for Jha I'm really glad this is the first thing you brought out Because I got a soundboard down here I'm gonna press the button with my foot. Hmm?

Say, Spongob button? What other buttons are on there? Just out of interest. Um, Homer Simpson? Uh. Borge.

Borge. Damn. I want to know what's on James' soundboard over here. Yeah. Bye. Uh. Um. Yeah.

There was a bit of controversy, though, regarding this topic. Well, the soundboard. A bit of a split, a bit of a divide. Because crams, in total, the inverse opposite, left a comment saying this. Don't get a soundboard. Angry Joe got one a while back, and it was horrible. First of all, how dare you talk ill of... Joe.

Joe? Of Joe Mama. Nice Alex, really good. No, we like Angry Joe on the show. That wasn't the question, though. They were saying he ruined his product by whipping out something. Well, I think it was quite good. I think it made it better.

There's so many sounds on it. No, but just because one person uses a soundboard how, in a way you don't like, maybe another person will use it. How we'd use it in a way people would like. it'll be funny we'd have funny things like Joe Mama there'd definitely be Joe Mama button

I'm gonna 100% say it would be the single most unfunny things that media could ever do what would you put on it James to be funny go on to maximise humour yeah I just do I put Jai'd um

I'm gonna be honest I don't think you can Be genuinely funny if you're using a soundboard I don't think there's a way to be funny You can You're genuinely can You're taking something that was funny at the time And then repeating it until we're...

What if it's something that's timelessly funny? Like? Like, well, your favourite, you know, GTA meme compilations, they use sounds that never get old? They're not funny? Yes, they are. Now, I have a controversial take

and it's like the cheapest tumour and it's it's very popular at the moment um but every time i hear it it makes me laugh what's that and that's far like fart sound effect with reverb there are some good there's you just think of it you can you can picture the sound in your head perfectly i can definitely and it's really funny every time no matter no matter i think that's is that's had a meme weston-a-ons recently because it's like funny video Of like someone falling over and then it's the fart reverb and they hit the floor. That's funny.

It's how it's used in other media that makes it funny. Yeah, hence why the soundboard and the way we would use it. Yeah, but we're not doing things that would be enhanced by fire noises. But there's that classic episode of Jha with the... Yeah, that was amazing. Yeah, that was like a great one. That's because it was a gimmick then. And I think if we did that constantly...

We don't do gimmicks, right? No, but you just save it for the right moments. No, we're talking about Alex. Alex would be, the white moment would be pretty much every moment of Alex. No, I feel like you're undercutting my, um... Ooh, that hurt. Deliciousness for timing, you know? Deliciousness for timing.

Yeah. Why are you burning yourself on the, um, the cigar that's in your hand? Alright, James Stanley has a different one for us In regarding the news that Marvel overworks It's a visual effects artist I was wondering what the Jarboys perspective of the MCU currently is Lately there's been a lot of polarisation As to whether it's been getting worse or been roughly the same as it ever was

And I don't really know where I stand on it because it's easy to see both halves' perspective I don't really have any opinion on the current Marvel situation because I never cared about any of the Marvel situations so to me it just looks like it's getting worse because they're oversaturating their own market I disagree you love the Eternals though right that was this no I never know

no I've got an opinion a little bit because not all that long ago I re-watched every single mainline Marvel movie Yeah, you went through the whole rigamarole Yeah, I kind of gave up after like halfway through Because it was just like I was just saying the same thing

Because a lot of it is the same But that's my point I don't think The quality Has really changed You know Too drastically Are you saying that it's always been bad

There has been a strain of just particularly bad ones, I guess. Like, having Eternals is Black Widow in the same chunk of movies? Like, come on, it's not, like, part of the phase even. It's like, it's a pre-claw. It is in there. I mean, they introduce, like, one character

who's, like, now a part of the roster or whatever, but... Who? The other Black Widow. Oh, yeah. Her sister. The one from Hereditary. No, from...

Florence. She does look just like... her from hereditary. Not hereditary that I meant to say Midsummer. She is in midsummer. Yes. Really? She's the main character in midsummer. I just thought it was a really similar

looking person. So I thought, why would you be in midsummer and then Black Widow and Hawkeye? Because one, you get loads and loads of money for doing. Yeah, true. True. But, yeah, the thing is, like, phase one had Thor one. terrible movie

Captain America terrible movie I mean the majority of phase one wasn't very good phase two Thor the Dark World basically every Thor movie throughout

all of them bar Ragnar Rock which was like Decent Ragnar World yeah it's like there's always been

duds and there's always been good ones the where it peaks every time is like the collection ones yeah basically

They've modeled themselves over a TV show, and endgame is kind of like the ending. So now they're in the down period of like, well, I guess we've got to build up to that kind of ending again. Well, yeah, this is like the Game of Thrones spin-off they're doing. Yeah. And it doesn't work as well because the thing, I can't speak fully because like everyone liked Avengers one at the time. and at the time I didn't care for Thor I didn't care for Captain America

I can barely even remember what other ones were in phase one was that it Thor Hulk Captain America I'm uh black black when I was as well which Elon Musk is in highlighted the film

really good performance Mickey Rourke and Elon Musk in the same movie Yeah. And your favorite actor? What, Elon? No, the guy who's like, you want your bird? Oh, Sam Rockwell.

Yeah. He is one of my favorites. I really like that guy. Well, there you go. But yeah, I think it's been pretty much a straight line throughout the whole thing. And now because of the way they build it up, all people want are the crossover events. That's what people want. Yeah. And everything else seems lame.

in comparison. Look at the response to that Spider-Man. Cross-over event. The Avengers movies, crossover events. The headlines lately have been like, Kevin Fuggies getting ready to tease the new Thanos.

Because that's all that matters. It's like when's the next Thanos? When's the next reason for the Avengers to come together? But now with them, who's even left? Well, it's going to be She-Hulk Miss Marvel

The Eternals All the bangers Hawkeye's adopted daughter The Winter Soldier Who's the new Black Panther Who's the new Black Panther? The Black Panther villain

He's no Black Panther Really? No, he's dead That's what he died in the movie How do you feel about Alex? Do you think it's worse, better? I've always taken them on a case by case. Yeah, it's like, I really enjoyed Dr. Strange.

The new one or the first one, or both. Well, both. Yeah. But I think the second one's better. But yeah, but so much of my enjoyment of that new as Doctor Strange was like, this is like weird for a Marvel movie to be doing this. Yeah, yeah. But like Eternals and stuff like that where in their mind you could tell they were like,

this is like the start of a new one. this is like a Guardians of the Galaxy moment for us again but kind of misreading the situation getting the wrong director on it and just yeah but to me that was just like oh that's a thought too that's a captain it's more

like movies like that I feel like are more damaging to their whole like their branch because it had like Harry Styles at the end and there's tease for something they'll clearly no Harry Styles can easily carry the next phase of Marvel.

He's going to be he's actually going to be a huge draw to the next big one. Do you think so? Yeah. It's how he stars, Alex. But there was like,

I'd say what you want about Marvel, but for the like big Avenger crossover ones, it was like, that was part of what made it kind of cool. It was like, Spider-Man is there, Iron Man is there,

Dr. Strange is there, and they're all bouncing off each other and it's kind of like, sick. Yeah. Like, there's new suite. Like when, well, if Camel's there, then maybe.

Maybe you'll get me to... That's true. Camel will absolutely be the... Imagine Kumel interacting with Doctor Strange and Spider-Man. Yeah? And Harry Stiles. That's going to be wild. It's going to be awesome.

I guess it's getting interesting now. I'm not even like joking though. That, like, I actually want to see Camel chatting to Doctor Strange. Well, but John Cena's surely going to pop in at some point. Has he been in a Marvel? No, he's in D.C. stuff. Yeah. But he'll be in Marvel soon enough.

He will. He's actually on an upwards. upward trend in a moment. Yeah? No, I reckon he'll be a villain. Like, the bockers won't be coming in because they've had Dave Boutista. And I think they'd have, um...

Christian Bale is in the MCU now. How weird is that? Yeah, that shocked me. I thought he'd been, like, intentionally avoiding it. Now, he's been in DC and Marvel. Yeah. Well, that's just meaningless now.

Yeah. Like, there's like 10 actors in Hollywood. They just switch him around. Chris Hamsworth, his brain. brother, James Franco and his brother. Chris Pratt and his brother. Chris Evans.

And his brother. And his brother. And Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt is in a new Amazon Prime movie. I saw the poster. I'm a military guy and I've got to take out the army this time. Yeah. All the movies

the Marvel actors go into that are like guns, operators. They're like the shittest fucking movie. Clancy like shit. Yeah, Chris Hemsdorf was in one recently. There was like, atrocious. Awful. I can't remember the name.

See, that's why I didn't get. Well, like, at least with a Christian bail, like, he'll be in a Marvel, but it'll also be in something just fucked. The machinist. Yeah. Shit film. It's bad. It sucks. That film does so.

You hate the machinist. I don't hate it. It just, like, sucks. It's like, ooh. And then nothing. Yeah, but you know, realize you like, basically. basically killed himself right yeah he's sacrificed like he's he's cut off like 30 years of his life for the machinist no but that was what was brilliant about that

maneuver was using the Batman money he made you can just under do the machinist tea that's who the next big Marvel bat is the machinist yeah I don't know like I haven't seen the new Thor yet don't I don't really want The thing, and Chris Hemsworth is just getting bigger and bigger and bigger It's like This dude, he's hitting Hulk critical mass

Yeah, he'll be playing the Hulk next Honestly, no, but this is good If he's getting Hulk critical mass He means his performance in Mad Max Could be good No, but Mad Max, they shouldn't be that strong They need to be a little bit fucked up I thought the villains are often like just

Shredded No, they're not shredding Not like shredded, they're like ordinary human shredded, not literal Greek god. There was like the baby guy in Fury Road. Yeah, he was pretty shredded. He was like a bodybuilder type. That's true. But he's like dumb dumb.

Yeah, that shit kind of works, isn't it? Yeah, like, baby? Oh, the baby bummer and he was beautiful racing. Everywhere. Yeah, like, that's his whole thing. Whereas, like, I don't know, I've seen. Chris Hemsworth is going to be more of a character than just like, Big Gun, Big Gun, Be,

who's the heavy fun Team Fortiers is about like that. Who's Chris's brother going to play? Luke Cajos. I want, genuinely, I want Daredevil come back. He is back then. No, like, actually new season, freshen it up a bit, like get rid of the Netflixy stuff. Put him next to Deadpool for a little minute. Yeah, have him with Deadpool.

and Luke Cage. Luke Cage needs to come back. He is vital. Yeah, where's he gone? Where's he genuinely? Where's Luke Cage gone? Yeah. Bring back David Tennant

as that guy who died. Yeah, he can be an Avenger now. Yeah, make him a goodie. I died and came back and realized I was quite wrong. That's what they need to do with Marvel. When I was Thanos snapped. Yeah. If one more Marvel movie mentions the Thanos Snap, I think I'm actually going to check out.

You're going to Thanos Snap. Genuinely. But yeah, I love Marvel. Yeah, I don't get much better. No, but the thing is, like, it's been all this stuff. It's like comparing some lower budget movie to Thor, Love and Tunder. And it's like, look how shit Marvel is. It's like, shut up.

You love it. Yeah. You sit in front of it. Do you know how many times I just watch the scene where Captain America gets Thor's Hammer? And I'm like, every time. It's like, I'm done acting like I'm so much better than Marvel and I don't give a shit. This shit tickles my brain and I love it. Yeah.

I'm going to completely counter that and say that I don't love it. No, there was actually an Apex Legends meme that I saw on YouTube that had repurposed and, like, reanimated that scene. And it was like, oh, who's turning around with the hammer or whatever? And it was like, a pilot from Titanfall. And I was like, is this like real? I had to like Google, like, is this like a reveal? It's like, fuck my head so much. Yeah.

But like... They're damaging the industry, but only because, well, not only because, but nobody else can do what they do. They have a thing that it should be their niche, like, they aren't niche, but it should be their thing. Yeah. The issue is how it's affected everything else, but I'm cool with them having that thing. Let them have it. Yeah, they did it. Spider-Man was good.

Mm-hmm. Dr. Strange was good. Eternals. Pretty cool. They, they, they, they, they did like a, a, a swing with a baseball bat, but missed the ball, you know. It has, um, Kit, Kit Harrington in, which is a good thing. Yeah, the formula didn't do them good on that one. Yeah.

There was some variable that, the obscureness of the comics, maybe. Yeah, how bad the movie is, maybe. No, Harry Stiles is in it He's going to carry this next phase Of Marvel, don't even question it It's going to happen When are they going to start doing it? He is Phanos's brother

Like come on Like this is the new snap When are they going to do mid-movie stingers Oh No, because the movies keep getting longer and longer There needs to be a break in between Yeah, the two hour mark Yeah

Just to get people back into it What's the mid-movie stinger? Something irrelevant that's how what's uh what's ant man doing yeah amman he's still doing stuff right ant man three now that's gonna be good guarantee it well speaking of ant man three star man 99 says uh thank you for reading my question guys i think james would love comic as he loves his animas and mangas things like star wars and mego are there too it isn't as bad as you think anyway love much mygas

I would go But I'd have to cosplay Like I would just generally Cosplay As You decide What should I cosplay The Wasp

No Um Because I don't want to be seen No The themes I wouldn't want to be seen I wouldn't want to be recognised So he could So you draw loads of attention to yourself

We're wearing a costume So it would have to be something covering your face No So ironman No No it doesn't have to cover my face. James should be nightwing. What? Nightmare? No, Nightwing. You know? Oh, Nightwing, yeah. No, because I don't

like Nightwing. I don't like Batman. I'm not a Batman person. What superhero do you like? You must have one. Yeah, name one. That isn't from the Eternal. What, Marvel thing? What? No, just a superhero. Oh, what a superhero? Just one you like. I can't. You know what, actually? What? The deep from from

the boys yeah I do not know who's there's got to be one you do you do you like Spider-Man I don't like no yeah you do I like Toby McGuire Spider-Man

because it's shit and everyone memes no no I'm not saying like a movie example I'm saying the character yeah they are memeable but not because they're bad no but they're funny Yeah Yeah

But I don't like those movies I don't want to watch them Well what superhero do you like Answer the question I'm not a superhero guy What about Jojo If I was ripped enough

I would cause players Jojo I'm just not ripped away No there is one There is one you like Like one of the X-Men No Wulferine

No Cyborg What about girl wolfering about girl Thor No What about Obi-1

He's not superhero Yeah it is That depends what your definition of superiors Because the wok is a super hero Well technically actually is now I saw a Shazam Fight against the dying of the light I saw a clip of him

He was like So my gate On my Hollywood house was broken right and the electricity wasn't working so I tore it off of its hinges and threw it on the floor and wanted to get it fixed as soon as possible

and I called my security team to sort it out and they had like three guys come up and try and pick it up and they couldn't do it and they were like what the hell that was the story you know he got angry his dogs it didn't actually just whipped it off

of the yeah he just broke it No, he's actually like, he actually is like the Hulk. Like he ripped like a metal gate. Well, and there's like evidence of this. Yeah. Well, apparently it happened. Yeah, it happened. Jesus, maybe we should stop talking shit so much, you know?

We're not, we love the, what? He could actually kill us with one hand. Is it possible to get bigger than that? Yes. It'll be tough. Surely you need a lot of. drugs because you're hitting you're hitting human levels that is he's the do you know how much he eats a day yeah so he's got he's like min-max the human body doing it properly so if he

min-maxed with the aid of a lot of crazy how do you know yeah he's rich money he's got money okay he's probably doing it properly probably um well to round off this segment we have a couple here that suggestions for a question we couldn't really answer last episode which was who is the female equivalent of Ryan Reynolds oh yeah female be from Wonder Woman yeah Annabel Romero said I'd say Gal Godot is the female Ryan Reynolds which I can I can get down with she was the one on my mind but I couldn't think she doesn't really have the humor factor as much because her charisma is non-existent that's kind of like what carries Ryan Reynolds a lot but he has also

so like conventionally attractive like no but that's that it doesn't like the puzzle piece doesn't fit to me okay it needs to have every element of ryan reynolds okay well how about this then jerry cream has this suggestion i think female ryan is sandra bullock i i was genuinely going to say that but it's like i'm pretty sure she's been in at least one good movie that that knocks you off the list. There's being in gravity. Yeah. And also probably being the worst thing in gravity.

But I haven't seen gravity. But surely she's been in a good movie, right? She's Sandra Bullock. Yeah. Or the only like good one I can think of that isn't that latest romantic comedy with the guy from Free Guy, you know, Channing Tatum. He's in Free Guy. Everyone was in Free Guy.

Everyone in Hollywood. Weird. Stranger Things kids. Just everyone. Stranger Things kids are in free guy. It's the one, right? The IT dork who has his little love story. Oh yes, that is. Isn't he strange?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You can't escape him. I can tell you what we can't escape or can escape or have escape. Actually, no, one on the subject of superheroes, when is the next Deadpool coming out? Surely they actually drew a Deadpool movie. Because that's one where like Marvel when they sucked up Fox were like, yeah, your shit sucked, but we'll have Deadpool though.

Yeah. He, Ryan is staying for this one. He brings in the bucks. Yeah. The bar is finally low enough for people to enjoy Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. so um we have some sad news certain someone has been sent to the Congo and all that's left is the remains up there the piss is gone this

week it on Tuesday a man showed up a man with money and you took away the pisser so why is the pisser gone to So you can open your garage? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's actually the only reason. No, but like, it's not like you're taking it to the Congo. Why is it going there? So, Jamie bought a car. Mm-mm.

And, well, so Jamie wanted a car that had air conditioning. So, we bought a new car for Jamie. And that led to the situation where there was a pisser on the, the drive of your house for five months It was actually that long It was, bro, it was long It was from March, right?

Yeah, four months April, May, June Yeah, five months So after trying to sell it initially And we did mention this Honourcast Jamie never gave me the paperwork

Not true So for about three months I had messages from people over Facebook Twitter, Instagram Getting mad at you Yeah Loads of people

Asked me to buy this car And I never would apply Do I try to apply to Jarlings To try and get it sold Get something organised But during this whole time Jamie never gave me the paperwork That allows me to actually sell it

So I got kind of annoyed And I delisted it on everything And then And then I said to We were talking Obviously you're complaining That it's still in front of a garage Five months

months later. So I was just like, you know, let's get it sold. So we, we wanted to go a bar of chocolate from the local shop. Jamie didn't want to go. Jamie didn't want to go. I didn't want to buy a chocolate. And then what we said was, oh, if we go buy a chocolate, we can go past the house and pick up the paperwork. So we picked up the paperwork. And then I got it sold within three days. Five months of trying to sell it and it's sold within five days, three days since I got the paperwork. So I read it on Facebook. So I read it on Facebook. And I just got a message And he was just like, still for sale

I was like, yeah, still for sale, it looks crap Because it's the piss and the paintworks pan Don't care, gonna keep, I want the engine So, yep, he sends me his deposit He comes, picks me, picks up Guy just walks through a bush Down the street, is just like, is this it? I'm like, yeah, have a look

A bush, yeah, that's how he said, he was just like, yeah, I just walk through a bush, I don't know, I get out of here That's what he said how did he get here he just walked he walked from London yeah I don't know how he got here

he just he just dropped off I didn't hear anyone no no it's his thing he just kind of just appeared how long was he there just where was he no he literally just walked up this guy just walked up and I was just like yeah here's the car

didn't care didn't test drive it did not care at all literally just turned it on and looked at the end of just like yep and bought it literally the easiest transaction I've ever done going to a self-service checkout on the supermarket is more

effort than this guy buying this car what did he say about the Congo though why are they taking it there the pisser is going to the Congo it's on a by the time this video is up it's on a boat on the way to Congo because he turned up and I opened the door and it was just like oh it doesn't

it doesn't have AC okay this one won't go Nigeria and he's like okay I'll go to Congo and then he just gave me the money and he just drove off to the final two things that the two highlighted um pissa moments to just cement it in history we took it for a little test drive the day before selling it because it'd been sitting for five months I wanted to ensure it will start first time and it drives nice it's been sat there for five thousand first turn of the key

instantly started like it was like it was used yesterday we're driving around with the like windows down because it's been so hot whatever and James was like oh there's love this car but there's so much wrong with this car like the windows just that left window would never come down then we look and like the window would come down

like the electrics we'd thought in the left door window just were busted but when I cleared a bunch of stuff out of it a few months ago I found the part that had been ripped off the door, connected the electrics and just pushed it back in. So the grand reveal of it all is that James broke the window. No, because we both remember that when we were driving to McDonald's so regularly,

the window stopped working. It did just stop working. And I was like, oh, I could fix this. So I unplug the button and was just like, oh, whatever. And then just left the button off. Yeah, then you just threw it on the floor. Because the window didn't work. So there's no point putting it back.

Kings, it didn't work. No, there was a point because there was this hole in the door. It was just like bare wire, like, sticking out the side of the door. So, all of these journeys where I was just like, the person and the passenger seat would just be miserable because you couldn't open the window on these hot days. And then we just go for driving, it works. And it's like the final fuck you from that car. Like, I was working all along.

I sort it more as a final kind of thumbs up. You know? Yep. So they'll definitely need that. Actually, they're not even using the windows, are they? No, the pissers beat, the engine, the heart, the living beating heart of the pissers being taken from its frail, fragile body. Probably do another few hundred k. Yeah, no, it's going to hit a million.

The next million mile pisser is going to be in the Congo. Yeah. So the piss has gone. How many miles do you think the average person drives in their life? Not that much. I mean, not the average person, but like, let's say someone that drives a lot. there's too many variables there what do you mean by a lot

like really because most a lot of people use cars to get to work and there's people who own SUVs who use their car to drive two minutes down the road to drop their kids off at school and they need the biggest car you can force the driver well a lorry driver is a job yeah so obviously they're not going to be driving that's different we're talking about no that's not what I'm asking

I'm asking how many miles do you think they drive thousands if you're sitting on a motorway all day just driving along you're doing a lot of miles do you think they reach a million in their life there's cars in America that reached out quickly but over what time frame

because a million is a big ass number and a mile is quite far but if the Pisa alone had done what 130 over 20 years that's nothing that's one car my my answer that would blow up all the time did like 170 and that was a really high maintenance master 200k is like the

average for car now as in every car can get to 200k easy no problem well i'll tell you who can find jar media episodes without problem that's jar episode finder who i wanted to shout out because there's someone on the subreddit who um don't know how they do it Maybe they've got, they've been blessed with one of those photographic memories or something. But when anyone does a post on the JAR subreddit asking for a specific moment or like, what episode was that dumb shit on? There they are. JAR episode finder in reply saying, oh, that was episode 115 at Time Code this. And they've just been doing this for like years.

Yeah, how was it actually possible? They know. They know what we've said better than what we've said. Yeah. And what we know. That's the crazy thing because I have no memory of any JARCast episode ever.

I remember nothing. About this one, at least. No, by the time I walk out of that door, what did we talk about first on this one? We spent about half hour to talk about the shittiest fucking crap imaginable. It brings me back

like four years when I was... Six years. Six years. When I... When there wasn't a good Marvel movie yet. There still isn't. loads. Yeah, we started around Guardians of the Galaxy

time, right? No, we started around Civil War. And at that time, I was like, oh, it was a bit rubbish. And now I'm like, whew! You know? And James is just like, he's still in the baby

stage of it. Oh, it's a bit rubbish. No, no, I've never, no, this is, I've never been a Marvel fan, ever. And I never will be. This is Jarlor. This is Cemented. If there's any law that is above everything else, it's my hatred of Marvel movies. You don't even hate them, though. Well, okay, what ones do I like?

Captain America, too. Which one's that one? I'm the one with an AK and an M4 in it. Oh, I like that one. No, no, honestly, tell me which Marvel movies I like. Captain America, too. Have you seen it? You like Avengers.

Oh, Winter Soldier? Yeah, you loved Avengers when it came out. Yeah, Winter Soldier. No, I didn't really like Winter Soldier. Yeah, you haven't seen it. I have seen it because Bucky's like, I remember this guy. I saw him and he looked me back and didn't recognize me. And it's like, Bucky's like, I saw this guy and I kind of remember him.

And it's like this little romance. I mean, that's pretty much how I remember it too, do you honest. I mean, that's pretty much how it goes. But, no, you liked Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, you loved, especially Baby, group um no i i like guardians of the galaxy too yeah because that's generally a great movie yeah um guardians of the galaxy one does suck dong it does suck don't um trash um trash movie but that's the only one i like i like you liked infinity war hmm i did like it sounds like infinity ward

you got me there no I like that movie because it's got Thanos and he carries that whole movie memeable yes well Harry Stiles is related to him yeah exactly why do you think I'm excited

about the new phase Harry Stiles song as it was you mean the one Alex like yeah one everyone likes. Yeah, it's a good song. Okay.

I just wanted to see how far you'd go with being anti-human. Anti-styles. No, you're the anti-stylist. How? You think the new phase of Marvel's not going to be good. Come on. I love when the true Marvel fan comes out, James. I know, this isn't what I'm arguing.

I'm not a true Marvel fan. You just said you... You just You can't do this There's one more thing I want to mention Before we go to the Bear Bear ad Now some

Have you guys seen this This trailer for this Lord of the Rings show There's a trailer? Yeah I saw the image No I've seen the trailer Yeah You saw it did you

Yeah It came out like Months ago No no No there's like a trailer no there was a trailer weeks ago like that was like a teaser there's like an actual trailer now okay go on I guess I'm just waiting for them to like prove why they've spent so much money making this fucking show and time it's been in development for like 30 years so I think

they've spent like a billion or close to it maybe half a billion making this Lord of the Rings TV show To be fair I think they They should have been really nice And given it to Elon Musk So he can bite Twitter Well yeah maybe I have more hope

If Elon was producing But I think he's producing Something on Netflix He's producing just children He's drakein it up Yeah So they show like I guess

Gladriel is going to be like a main character but when she was young I thought she like didn't age no but that's just how long ago it was but even else could be young back then right right yeah this is like before this is just like loads of vague imagery

it's like oh that like a troll or something all that fight scenes looking dope I've seen one image and I was like oh and then the trailer ends with like hobbits of like backpacks on like walking across a field and it's like you're not getting me this time

stop it there's everything that happens in their universe is like it just begins with a tiny guy with a backpack on just going well yeah and people say oh they there's actually loads of

Tolkien content out there and there's Simmerillion and all this there's all these stories to tell did he do like loads of stories based in that universe? Yeah it's very expansive. Really? With the whole timelines and like going into gods and things. I don't know that.

But I guess it hasn't been as adapted as much as the Hobbit because the Hobbit is like the kids entry point. Lord of the Rings is a bit more complex and was written around the Hobbit or something and then the Simerillion is

like the real nerd shit you know like when you want to go crazy deep do you trust them to even I don't trust them to even do that because they want it to all be they kind of want to piggyback off the Peter Jackson movies

in a sense even though they're not really linked in any way but like the Gladriel kind of looks like a young Cate Blanchette Blanchette and Is it Kate Blanchet? Yeah

Yeah I can't remember if she's an Aussie or a Kiwi. Or both. She may even be both. Yeah, I... I'm not like interested. You know? From the one image I've seen, it looked like a dude just wearing a t-shirt with a burn arrow. Yeah.

I'm just like... Oh It's just never going to end, is it? Yeah. Invent something new. Like, there was a thing that made money in the early 2000s? Well, what it obviously is is that when Game of Thrones was on and everyone was talking about it, they were like, oh.

Oh, where's R1? Yeah. Netflix was like, oh, people are talking about the witch three, let's get the witcher and make that. So they did that. Even though they did their high fantasy thing, but it just had puppets involved so it was too hard and expensive yeah well and nobody watched it

because it sucked no I didn't watch it because it was for babies I didn't watch it because it was too scary yeah no actually it was too scary I got like halfway into the first episode really too freaky so that was cool that was like an IP

nostalgia grab that I could get down with because it was like we're doing it right authentically but yeah yeah it's I don't know When it feels like The Lord of the Rings

Exists to tell That universe exists To tell the story of the Lord of the Rings Yeah It's literally called the Rings of Power Like the show Yeah It sounds like the Kung Fu Panda spin-off

Where he just like goes around Getting the Mcuffins Which Ring of Power is the The fucking koalas holding this episode Yeah I don't know what you're talking about you could have just made that up my my point is like what's what's the point of like they've told the most interesting part of the story yeah now they're going back in

time which they've already done which they've already done but like it when the books were written it went chronologically and i'm i'm sure he wrote those books to set up the lord of the rings With this, it's like, so you're going further back, so you can't really have an effect on the world to, like, a massive degree. Yeah. Because we, like, already know what's coming. It's the same thing with, like, the Star Wars prequels. I know where it ends. So where do I, like, why are you having a half hour fight scene when I know what's going to happen?

It's like, I'm not tense. It just looks cool. Yeah. Yeah, I can get down with that. James, you're going to check out the dingles of power? It's just like I've had my slice. It's like you make the best cake ever. You have a slice of that cake.

You've had a nice slice of that cake. You don't want any more of that cake. You don't have any more of that cake. You had your fill. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's not like you can't just re-watch those movies. And when you do, you have it. you have that slice again.

Mm-hmm. And that slice is just as good. Not a weird, Bezos-e kind of slice. Yeah. Who wants the Bezos slice? Oh, Jim wants the Bezos slice. I want the Musk slice. I'm saying, I'm talking all this shit.

I'm probably going to watch it. Yeah, because they'll be... And if it's good, then cool. If it's not, then... I'll just say, oh, I've said that the whole time. Rewrite history. make reality of it

as you will Yeah man Much like James does Yeah Yeah just See what you want to see Yeah Believe nothing

Learn nothing That's my favourite That's my favourite Question everything Learn nothing That would be a good shirt Huh. That would be a good shirt.

Bye bear bear. Buy bear bear. Buy bear bear. I do declare buy bear bear bear. Bear bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. Boy, I'm the only one without callous feet. If anyone wants a foot job, give me a call.

I've got really supple feet. They genuinely look good for a foot job. Like I'm not attracted to feet, but... I record James' feet. That's something else. Yeah. I'm the one who give people foot fetches. I am the one who gives foot jobs.

I probably have nicer feet than any model. Just gonna put that out of that, bold statement. Probably true, you don't wear high heels. Or Doc Martins. Hmm. I wear little shoes of literal holes in. Have you seen that really cringy Thanos meme? Which one?

It's like someone doing a Thanos impression, like, your little pussy belongs to me. It's really fucking cringy. You sent that good one to that Instagram group chat. Oh, well, the one you don't use? Oh. Yeah, the one I don't use. Oh.

phone bad phone bad until you scroll through the fucking golden memes that me and James send you need a golden abuse no but that surely that's the

the real play is to get those trapped in the goon hole to filter through it for you and then post the good ones yeah see this is the thing the jarlings don't when the jarlings see good memes they have a moral obligation to send them our way

sorry but that's what you're going to watch this channel. There's this one jarling on my secret Twitter. Just every couple days will send me like a guerrilla picture. Or like an orangutan picture. I appreciate that.

No one like that. Do you mean no one like that? Yeah, nobody sends me cool pictures of cars. Well yeah, because you've got to be open about it and put it out there, you know? Message me on blank. Message me pictures of cars on thing. Try again, with more heart this time.

Some pictures. Some pics. Welcome to the second half of the cast, where we answer questions from the JARMedia community. If you want to leave your own questions for us to ask on future episodes, head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit. Just like Cinema Mystic did, who starts us off with an excellent.

existential deep and dark one I would like the boys to have a serious in-depth discussion about the possibility of life after death Yeah, I'm gonna get be born as a dog life after death doesn't exist you're dead Do you believe in any I mean not believe? Do you think it's possible? I heard this um I this concept I guess like a thought experiment thrown out there where like what if when you died

you instantly wake up because thousands of years later someone invented some kind of technology that resuscitates your consciousness in some way so it's just like going bong but

how it doesn't matter that's for the futures to figure out but like people that died like Henry the 8th we can bring back Henry could we no because his brain is not

non-existent anymore bro what's a thought experiment well I mean that's terrifying you think that's scary yeah well imagine being like I've made peace with the world I'm I'm going now like this is it

and then you're brought back into some landscape that you just can't fucking comprehend into a new world like some eldrish horror shit yeah no it is it's a hard beyond our well imagine like a caveman being brought into this world now he sees people walking around wearing like jeans with without a belt he'd be like what where's the belt yeah back in my day we wore belts yeah we at least like had a snake wrapped around yeah the first thing i'd do is be You're like, what phase of Marvel? Yeah.

Well, no, it's not saying I think... It's like you... This is like a really grim subject, though. Why is it grim? I think people find the idea of passing easier when they believe that there may be something more. I saw a gringy thing that was like... They say when you're, like, dying, you see a light.

What if that light is like looking out of your mum's pussy hole? That's their light. And you come out crying because you just died. That's cool. Five-year plan, man. Fuck it. No. No, it's like, if it makes that subject easier to think about and accept, then sure, there is something more.

I'm going to become a dog. Jamie's going to be a butterfly and Alex will be like a little lizard. Jesus. What kind of lizard? Like a gacko? One of the ones that runs, like, on its back legs. Oh, those are cool, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. And if that's what makes life easier for you, then 100%. I will meet you in the dog world. But I don't know what... Reformation is a nice idea. Yeah, but what does it mean? And what's the point of it? What does it mean?

So you can become a dog and get treats and lick feet. If I've... If I've been... My soul or whatever has lived... countless times through other things be a human or whatever and it's a if my soul goes into something else next it's not me i don't remember it what is my essence humans have been debating this one for a long time haven't they bro well this is kind of it kind of goes back to that thing I was talking about

a fair few episodes ago Like, what are you? What are you? What are you? I am whatever I want to be. If I want to be a dog. Are you there? I'll be a dog.

What if you want to be a cat? I'll be a cat. What if you want to be both? I'll do the cat first and then the dog. Okay. Cat dog. Honestly, just enjoy your life.

Well, I feel like we should live under the assumption that we don't get another go. Yeah, exactly. Well, then why are we all such pussy holes? Eat that fucking donut. That's very specific. Yeah. What do you mean it's very specific? How many times?

How many times do you look at food and be like, I could eat that, but that's like a hundred milligrams of... No, then it can lead, but no matter what you think, it can, like, lead to narcissism. You know? No matter what, like, I've only got one chance at it, so I might as well be a cunt. No. Or... But isn't this where, like, Nilell.

is people coming to the conclusion was what I meant sorry not narcissism I was a bit confused I bet narcissism could be a conclusion you come to instead of something like nihilism where it's just like a an ego kind of worldview well yeah yeah it's like they are kind of entwined I reckon nihilism and narcissism you think yeah Because, like, you, if you think, if you have the mindset of whatever, like, whatever, this is my one shot, I might as well have, like, make my shit the best. You know, it doesn't matter who I walk over. Like, that, that guy I keep sending you videos of on Instagram.

He's pussy. No, you're not here. What? No, that, that, that, that, that bald guy with the beard. Like a self-helper type? What do you? He never sent me a video of a bald guy but a beard. What is this?

What is this a being you refer to? No, I'm going to play a bit of his voice, and you're going to immediately know who I'm talking about. He's, he's, like, just a massive misogynist. Is it the one where this girl, interviews him and he's like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you mean Tate oh him yeah he's an he's an ex he's an ex kickboxer hold it into here bro huh hold it into here so you can get oh right no we don't need to don't give him that you don't give that con the airtime

shape say how are you in such good shape when all you do is trouble this is him talking about he he's in he doesn't work out but he's in really good shape and he says he he has learned to what's it cool when you choose how you dream like um lucid dreaming yeah that's so and um he's learned how to lucid dream

so he works out in his dreams and his body like prepares him because it's all like chemicals in the brain or whatever

telling your muscles to grow so is that really what he's like built a platform on well that that's like just one of his many things that he's said that's a good one

basically a massive twat yeah Andrew Tate He's a fucking twat He's been a meme for years Because he was in Romania It was just like This is how you flex

You move them By loads of witch cars And flex on them Because of the Yeah Yeah The income disparity Between like

England and Romania Yeah he's been a world around Twat for years Yeah But he's like in my algorithm Now But going back to how it can lead To nihilism I think

Is that you can think Oh like after I die I'm gone it doesn't matter or you could think I carry on so what does it matter

what I do in this life I'm just going to the next place you're not phone bad nihilism bad yeah nihilism is bad yeah and who's night but it's like intrusive thoughts almost you know when when you start thinking about death and the grand scope of something like life after death

you you can't help but have those things come into your head yeah there's anything you don't know or have any concrete answer for yeah so how do you deal with it the most insane that's that's that's exactly it that nihilism it's like a coping mechanism mechanism for um for being totally out of control. Yeah. And that's one of the things about the internet and internet culture

is that it's kind of a lot of it's rooted in nihilism, honestly. So much of meme culture is like irony to the extreme and nothing matters and it's all. All this kind of shite. Why do you think Rick and Morty

got so popular? The main character is an isleist. Yeah. Buy a Nissan. Five year plan. Fuck it. Let's go. That's the thing.

We were talking to our grandmother recently. About all sorts. I brought this up. I noted it down, but I didn't bring it up earlier. About all sorts of problems in the world. Uh-huh.

And she's from... She's a much older lady, so she's from a different time. She was born in the 40s. Yeah. her opinion is that when things get easier we like when it comes to like mental health depression and stuff I think her argument was the more prosperous you are as a society yeah the more an individual is so pampered that they they just make up things to be

yeah to worry about essentially yeah And to a degree, I think it's somewhat true. Oh, so the Joe Rogan Post, good times equals weak men, weak men equals bad times, bad times make strong man. No, it's not about being weak or strong. It's just about, like, occupying yourself. Like, why do you think people scroll endlessly through Instagram and Twitter and TikTok and all this stuff? It's like we have the time.

We have now excess of time. We've got so many things like washing machines, so laundry takes a fraction of the time. We have dishwashers, so washing the dishes. Supermarkets, so we barely have to travel to get our goods. Everything is convenience is like driving us insane. Yes, but also one thing there is that you said that it was like easy times. and the future is only going to get harder and harder.

Why? Everything's suggesting that it's just getting easier and easier. No, global warming, boy. Yeah, but then we just get our biodomes and live prosperously in our biodomes. Yeah, no, but we won't get that. We won't. But, like, what... What's the flip side?

of nihilism of that argument flip side what's the what's the direct argument I'm countering from all that well like the the excess of the the convenience of everything being not the best thing for our brains because um there are certain checkboxes humans need for happiness and in certain modest modern societies a lot of those checkboxes are not being checked mm-mm like what um we're kind of going more and more towards like isolation in terms of the way we communicate and bordering each other off and we just like we just don't socialize the same way we used to it's like different mm-hmm um we what we've done with the internet is open the floodgates in such a way where it's

like everyone's like little tribe from their area is like fighting for their tribe just constantly like it can't happen in reality in the same way because we're just limited by geography but now every anyone from anywhere of cultural differences aside everything's just enhanced by that and it's weirdly dividing us more yeah it's like exposure to to every idea every concept every type of belief every everything because the it's just guaranteed that your ideals are going to conflict with someone else's. Yeah. Yeah.

No matter what culture or where you are from in the world, there'll be things that will clash with other beliefs from other places in the world. And yeah, it depends like how

political you want to get, I guess. But also what I'm saying with the abundance of time. Mm-hmm. but what to do about that how to not go insane well no how to not fall back on things like social media and like just flashier that's why they're kind of bad though is that they're like cigarettes they're like they're inherently addictive things have been kind of like weaponized or like built into just the the data

today of things to such a degree where that's just it now. James? I have no idea what level you even talk about anymore. The original question is not related to what we're coming about. It is somewhat. It is because our answer to this would be if we were all like Christians, there would be something else probably. something else probably you know be a different discussion do whatever makes you want to live

because ultimately if you decide and think that what we're doing now is pointless because we will die then what's the point of living I think a lot of the time what we don't even know what we want that's definitely true we definitely don't know what we want like when you're working when you're working loads and then you're like, man, I just want to break. I just want to, like, be on a beach and do nothing. And then you get to the beach and after one day you're bored. Mm-hmm.

So, what do we want, then? Yeah, because our brains, they're not wired to make us happy. They're wired to make us survive. So you've got to, like, learn how to survive. Be happy. Kids. The biggest fat facing humanity is kids. We need to have more of them.

Oh, you mean. So, you're fine. your place in this world by having as many kids as you can. So Drake was right all along. Damn. Yeah. Your genes can live on. I think that is genuine, like a lot of people see

their lives carrying on. It's like a legacy thing. Especially in like big countries like Latin America and Latin Europe. That is like a big, the family name. yeah yeah stuff is a lot much of a bigger deal than here where it's like I think it used to be a big deal here yeah like a long time ago but like yeah I think that is the answer for a lot of people finding meaning and legacy through like genetic kids like just having your blood out there and your bloodline and having them continue into the future because I mean

that's arguably we really had at a certain point before we had like societies like we do now it's kind of all why do they invent something like um like royalties like family of royals it's like a way to protect the the power through the blood yeah but then yeah you're going back to the the question of like meaning and one's meaning is I'm sure there are people that found meaning through like having children. And it like motivated them and was like, okay, there's some biological process going on here that's pleasing me. It gives you a reason to live and work hard because you have someone else reliant on you. So you want to do that choice, yeah.

But it eats up into that time, that excess of time you have. So like as you get older, although you have like less time due to work, when you're not working, what are you doing? And, like, hobbies and stuff are obviously an answer to that. But, again, hobbies don't tend to be, like, legacy. You know? What do you mean by legacy? Well, like, having kids, in terms of life, that is what all things prioritize.

Mm-hmm. Continuing their blood. yeah this is just like that that is an essential part of survival to living things is reproduction so i think there is something innate in humans and all life to desire it to a degree whether that is through actually another living thing like your offspring or a piece of art yeah that lives on it's like it like it's like it when when talking about

like an artist often you hear the term like it's their baby you know and I think there is something to do that yeah honestly this is easy get a walk

scribble your name on it somehow launch you into space because that will sort of outlast everyone on this planet and you'll be the only one to outlast everything what if it gets fired into the sun what you sign in the direction

fuck yeah that's a that's a that's a But if you care about, like, leaving a legacy or stuff like this, that is what has always drawn me to, like, stories over everything. Because, like, stories really, they don't really die. Like, words actually, like, can't die in the same way. It can be, like, repurposed and reconstrued or whatever. Do you want to leave a legacy?

Do you want people in a hundred years' time to know you? it's not really a concern of mine but it's not about no it's just like having some sort of effect on the grand scheme of things like having a child put someone into the future that that is affecting

and it gives you like a good reason to be like a productive member of society and prop yourself up and all this so I get it I get it man yeah maybe there is life after death

I don't know you just close your eyes and when they open it's another one for Ryan Reynolds Eldridge fucking that's what powers him that's what keeps him young every time he goes to sleep and wakes up

that's another soul sucked into Ryan Thanks for that one For bringing the mood down Cinema mystic You ruined it You ruined it Okay let's do this one from stick-em-up Okay, Jail funds over

Who actually has access to the Jaya Media Twitter account This has literally been debated from the beginning of its inception Jim Should I tell the truth? Yeah only one person has access two people have access Twitter for Android

Twitter for iPhone it's on the tweets you can check who's posting based on if it's that Android or iPhone yeah but I've got Android devices You don't This

is a Google Pixel That's an Android Alex and Jamie have iPhones I 100% tweet on the jar account. It's pretty obvious on I tweet. But you have an iPad as well? No, don't. You do there? I don't have an iPad.

That's dead. That's, that my iPad is the weapon I used if someone breaks in, because then I cannot be prosecuted for injuring a burglary because it's not a weapon. You both have PCs. Mm-hmm. What does it say that? Twitter for Web.

Right. And that's never been not used on any the jar treats. Not true. Oh Let's go on the jar account and let's have a look So the recent treat from Prey's Pig

was treated for iPhone iPhone, iPhone iPhone iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone. iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone. Pretty much most the treats are Biallel, Alex um not true no actually no I tweeted recent years ago I recently tweeted the five-year plan commences and that's Twitter for Android so that's me um then the recent other tweet was about the audio issues and I was Twitter for iPhone wow so

to answer the question is Jim yep super shiny boys six has a nice one for us. Hey Jha, I just wanted to take a moment to share some appreciation for the positive impact that listening to the cast has had on my life. I started listening around late 2019 just to try out listening to podcasts for once and since I was a huge fan of IHE in my early to mid teenage years I decided to check out Jha. This was drawing a point in my life where my mental health was starting to improve and I actually felt like my life was heading somewhere. Not long after the pandemic hit and like for most people the whole event was a major hit on my mental and physical health. I started listening to Jar more often, mostly listening while playing Minecraft or doing some work in the garden.

While it was weird at first getting used to the humor and inside jokes, like joining a friend group for the first time, I quickly grew attached to the podcast as it made every tedious task actually enjoyable. As time passed, my mental and physical health diminished, but I carried on, and eventually I started really listening to the segments of the episodes talking about health-related stuff, like physical exercise, mental health stuff, addiction, etc. I tried applying it to some aspects of my life. Over two years have passed since the start of the pandemic and while I'm still at a low point in my life,

recently I've started to try to get things better and for once since the pre-pandemic era I actually feel like my life might be headed somewhere and I just got to thank you guys for bringing me smiles every day through all the hard times and for all the advice and stuff in a lot of episodes. I'm especially thankful for James for actually talking about porn addiction

and making me feel more comfortable addressing my own problems It's hard finding people to talk about these things And hearing James talk about it so openly Makes me feel so much less alone Sorry for the long message I tried to cut it down a bit But I just have so much to say about this Because I genuinely feel like this cast

It's been a huge factor in steering my life In the right direction Keep it up boys and bear bear on I want to say You should totally try cocaine though That's great I don't want to diminish James' loose Thai addiction and openness about it but I think if you hear something and apply it

you're more and deserve the thanks like you should thank yourself if you're actively improving yourself yes but no matter where it came from no matter the influence it's still it's still you're doing you're improving yourself just like if you hear someone saying awful things and apply that to your life you are responsible for applying that to your life you know do cocaine is great so thank yourself yeah you know yeah but also like subscribe and leave a like yes subscribe and smash that like button and thank us as well yeah why a 2904 says this the dibby jar needs to happen you should make it a feature dibby of the

week no character is suggested suggested a picture is put up on screen and the boys can decide yes or no no the dibby stuff can stay yes then no the dibby stuff can stay away we don't why um i like it dibby's over dibby is over according to who you you're selling your dibby you're literally getting rid of him you might put him on a farm but whoa no that's so why are you taking it there what that has no i love dibby's but i bought a dibby and now i don't want the dibby well you know the reasoning for that yeah sure I'm afraid, um, the dibby time is over. Dibby, Dibby over.

Why there, Jim? Why do you think this? Look at the pick. Is that a dibby? This is just spurred on like the exact reasoning why we need the, the dibby jar. Exactly. That's my point. No, because you, you, you start getting scientific with it.

It loses its artistic merit. No. No, like anything. You should never. of examples, it just becomes stronger. You should never have to think about if it's a dibby. If the first, if you look at something and you're instantly, you know, that's not a dibby, that's not a dibby. Yeah, because I'm looking at the pig and I'm like, is that a dibby?

I don't know. It's like too much. No, yeah, it's like overwhelming me. If you move everything around the dimmy and everything we've said, if you look at that, that's not a dibby. And dibby, like, weekly thing, it's like, diby of the week. No. It will become a thing where it's like, oh, we've got to do dibby. of the week.

Do you know what I mean? No, I... Maybe not a weekly segment, but how about something more like... Bash them out in a month. Yeah, exactly. Something more like the Jar Jar. Yeah. It's like a one-off thing you update every now and again with suggestions.

Yeah. Yeah, because... And then we'd be like, oh, what can we even, like, have an application for dibby of the week? I don't want to be actively searching for dibs. No, no, that's why I think... The dibby market is not that vast. No, bro.

That's why we need the jar to actually figure that out because there are more than meets the eye. Okay, give me an example. That's why we need the jar, because then all they have to do is go. But also, does it have to be unanimous? Or is it a vote? If it's a vote, he can vote yes for everything.

That's not true. As we've established, this isn't a democracy, this is a dictatorship. We've never established that. That's been your argument from the beginning. Yeah, you've got to establish. the nepotism Beltman family

who controls the we're disagreeing right now on the Dibbys situation for those listening that don't know Oh it's like when you're related to Napoleon

isn't it? Napolitism Yeah What's his name? Napoleon Napoleon Nepal is a place Yes

Of which we are Founders of So the answer is It was a good idea Yeah we're doing it no no I don't want to do it no I don't want to do it no I changed my mind we're not doing it good there was actually a video we recorded in the um corncast era that's right that was this very thing but it never went live yeah good I've got it somewhere I think

that that that was all bias no no that's bias that was a that's bias that's bias that's why stupid hmm James loves biased James is biased I'm biased And anything that I think You disagree with You find a way

Give me an example Um Guardians of the Galaxy 1 Really good movie You literally hate it You hate it The whale from Wales Has something on a similar line

The whale Bear Bear my Wilkeshire Wellington's I currently only have The two most recent jarcast to listen to before completing my jarcast binge of listening to all the episodes in order and I do declare that I want more. Were you ever

released the two lost jar episodes there's the one that was apparently so bad that you didn't think it was worthy enough to be released and the other one that James's microphone was not plugged in for. Would be interest to finally listen to some jar law that has been lost for years. Cheers my fellow

mellow delo fellow good. Oh my God, that lost episode is so bad. What is, I was trying I was hoping you would remember something about it. It's the I found that the other day. No, that's a different lost one. Oh. No, there's

that episode where we start recording for the, we do the first half and it is so fucking bad. And we were just like, nah, let's not do this. But was that in flat era? Yeah, no, that was up there we were. A few times though we've been like

Sometimes the first 10 minutes No this is the first half that was so dry And we couldn't Like the the The episode is That exists That is somewhere No but what why

It's only like 20 30 minutes though That one That might be the one I'm about I think that might be it actually Because I hated it I was like really annoyed That you constantly doing this thing and I...

Was that... That was a great one. Well, yeah, I played it then. No, but I fucked it up because I was holding the iPad and... That's it. You had it formatted in a way that obviously you understand and I'd... No, that's not that episode. That's the one I'm on about that was lost because it was so bad.

Are you sure? Yeah, because I don't know why I... I didn't just host it. But I was like, Jim, you host this one and gave you the iPad and you just had no idea. Yeah. Everything was, and basically what had happened was you had, you had like a reminder to talk about the patrons at the beginning. Yeah. And you had that directly above all the questions from Reddit.

So I saw these blocks of text and thought you'd done like some sort of thing where it was like people talking from Patreon. Oh right So I just got confused And I'm pretty sure that's not the The scream Yeah it is it is It's fresh in my memory Because I went through it a little bit

When I found it Yeah because I remember just being like Man I'm embarrassed Just because I'm dumb Because I was reading shit from Reddit Like talking about something else Yeah It was a mess

And then the I think the James Mike one One was actually a good episode That was funny that was part of the heartbreaking part yeah it had some good there was something to do of like a chicken that was really funny yeah

but we wouldn't have the there'd be one of those audio tracks missing yeah I don't know where that one would be it might be on a PC somewhere just make sub-s was it when we recorded the replacement

of that video that we watched yeah that was the what was it Grinch yeah yeah the Grinch one yeah so I've got fun memories of um I think it was the one where we had the snug rugs on when we watched valerian yeah I got fun fun memories of because I wasn't here because I was working because you you need to do it really quickly to get it out yeah you know there was a chicken conversation there that was fucking funniest shit yeah that was really funny chicken conversation yeah we had this really beside conversation about chickens like ice I it's like that

a year when I did the whole jeans thing where we had that big debate and Alex just got fucked up by it and I made the debate about jeans it's like in that same year where I made this really weird point about chickens and it just spiraled into this really weird funny conversation right don't do it Alex do it those post-modernists are taking me down the Jesus Christ I love the way he says Jesus Christ. Up yours, woke moralists. Send on this one, um,

from Bill 171 through. Question for James. I'm buying a Vauxhall insignia because James told me it's one of my dream cars. What colors should I get it in? Fuck on. I'm in between white and sky blue right now. Uh, up yours.

Up yours. Woke moralists. Yeah. No, the blue's nice. I've seen the blue. The blue is nice, but white is also drip. Put white and then slam it on some black wheels. Oh!

In Sky does Minecraft blue. Yeah. Oh wait, you can't joke about him anymore, can you? No. Can we not? He's one of, yeah. Is he one of the Epstein fans? He's on the flight locks.

Isn't the guy from Rush Hour on that? Yep. Yeah? Damn straight he is. Chris Tucker Thanks for ruining Russia Thank you for watching this episode We hope you have a good one

And we'll catch you on the next Angry Joe show John We have a soundboard Oh be yours, woke malice What's an AHA like Sound Angry Joe is mad

Angry Joe Four hours Oh yeah He's got countless. Yeah. Seven out of ten. Yeah.

My boss man shouldn't take a car. I don't know who that is.