JAR Media Posdact - The DREAM becomes a NIGHTMARE - JARCast Episode 329

Episode Date: June 12, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:06 Weird Spiderverse Complaints 13:01 Illumination Making a Zelda Movie? 20:00 Murray Milkshake 23:24 Housekeeping 26:18 Cremated or Buried 29:36 Concert Wee 37:59 Dream Ctrl-z'ing his Face Reveal 47:35 Mid Break 1:00:35 Smouldering Mads 1:04:44 Questions: Yoda vs Hunter 1:06:56 Ki Adi Mundi Getting it ON 1:09:35 Yoda vs Gollum 1:11:13 Game and Movie Reviewers who are Too Close for Comfort 1:24:11 Wrexham & Ryan Reynolds 1:39:02 Almost Turning 30  

I hate my body. I have body dysmorphia. Yeah. You think that's okay to joke about? No, no, I'll have it. They're saying about me that's not white, it's not just my head. Mine is...

I've got this thing on the end of my willy and I just don't really know what it is. It's called Foreskin, fam. What? Ah. Actually, that Randy thing being there is good. because I can hide my tiny totes. Don't, Alex, this isn't a foot-fetched episode. Zoom in, enhance.

People are going to look at your fee when you could be selling them for money. True. If you're good at something, never know it for free. Don't do anything for free ever. True. You're going to send a nude to your partner?

Hey, good baby, I start paying up. Yeah, you can have a nude through my only fans, though. The jar, only fans. nude of your like for just like yeah we could build like randomization into our only fans right so it's like like a loopbox well like whose thing you're gonna

get to know what you you should have made IHE a few years later because you know when you made IHC you didn't show any part of you what you should have done you should have done your reveal through only fans so each each post was a part of your body to make this is actually going to come up not in the form

of me but of a face reveal that has kind of gone wrong to someone that I want talk about it a bit okay well good afternoon it is summer do you know what summer means guys what about people who aren't in the afternoon huh well do you know what summer means guys that um it's warm no it means we're going to go on a walk a hike for the centuries sorry I mean a hike of the century we could call it like hike the return

has has my cold affected my voice yeah you sound way more dewebish yeah

apparently um you actually sound like someone who actually plays destiny no apparently

uh after the the nose surgery I got it can make your voice deeper which might explain the thing the thing was saying

I don't think your voice hasn't really changed since your surgery you just put it on anyway yeah

what's up guys It's me. You normally sound like Kermit. That's your normal voice. Like Jordan. Yeah. A brief boy. Let's do this.

Let's do this. Let's do this. Walk moralists. That wasn't bad. Who's going to intro then? Up yours, woke moralists. Such a good quote. That clip, like it comes across as if it's,

It's like it's like it's a degenerate or something. Like it doesn't seem real. The weird thing is like, look, moralists. The white seems to like what the brain in a way that is really, really, like fascinating.

Like his, his gimp post about how he, it was a CCP with that's the dungeon in the UK. That's a level of brain what where it's like, at what point do you see that video and think, wow, that might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah.

When I saw that, I broke down. That was almost a, funny is when um i saw the first completed footage of hunt down the freeman that was a great moment for me i collapsed on the floor laughing so hard um it was when the keemstar clip was going around yes yeah that did rock wasn't keemstar like one of the central like characters he was the president yeah he was like it it was like a radio scene like that that's right it was the alien invasion had happened and keemstar announced the aliens

Aliens are here Yeah That game was like too big And it was always going to fail Speaking of like Right wing brain rot Have you seen this weird like pushback Some people have against

In the new Spider-Man movie Peter B Parker is like a dad And he's got his little girl with him Some people in their reviews Be saying shit like They went an emasculated Peter Parker They made him a pathetic like all this kind of stuff oh beta male he made him like a dad's like it's not Lois what

that was the third name the redhead um the spider-man character Mary Jane um she's red hair they were like Mary Jane's at home perfectly capable um ready to look after the baby why it's like the level of idiocy it's like it's like that's your takeaway from that character but also their whole thing is like dads should be at home like whole trad families so no their point is more it's the it's the mum's responsibility to be the caretaker while the spider man's out fighting green goblin but like if if you if you want families to be together surely the dad should be taking responsibility of like bringing up the child but i think it's also like his visual design they put him in like a pink

you know dressing gown well they just made him a man who's comfortable of his sexuality basically and they said they're projecting

their insecurities on this you know spider man guy also it's pretty obvious that the baby is like a spider baby yeah like has spider powers

so who's the best person to teach a spider baby how to like be a spider it's also thematic as well he's like convinced by he was a father

mentor in Miles miles and yeah um it's just correct it's also like a goofy comedy like there's a t-rex spider-man like why is that that's where it's like it's like it's like how like you know it's much of assessable like gender dialogue gender politics is now the way it's like any portrayal of anybody is like a problem with with someone yeah it's it's seeking like outwage whether it's yeah it's inverse SJ I mean it still is SJW like yeah it's the same thing It is. But it's like, what do they think is happening?

Do they think that, like, there's this group of mustache twirling people that, like, gather in a room and they're like, we need to, we need to... We need to feminize men. Yeah, we need to unravel. It's like, what? What do you mean? It's crazy. Yeah. Like, should dads never push a push chair?

Yeah, should dads never be, like, there for their child? It's like they want to complete the cycle that's made so many mentally ill people. And it's like, the whole character is like a, in the first movie, he's kind of like schlubby Spider-Man, that's like the whole point. It's just continuing that. I don't know, man. Yeah, now he's got his shit together, Spider-Man. Yeah.

Honestly, generally speaking, I think with movies, from what I found is like avoiding, like, movie, like, Twitter and, like, YouTube for, like, the critical drink, whoever his name is. It's like, those level of, like, movie commentators are so, like, toxic. You just try to avoid that sect of these movie reviews to view everything through that political lens You can usually get over the sea fine Brain rot is the word It feels like this like infection

I read this Essay that George Orwell wrote It's like only like 20 pages And it was about this kind of thing How like The way politics and language intersect is like the most toxic field

and like everything is like reduced down into these like catchphrases and like these small short words and things that are like so loaded they're simultaneously loaded but they also don't really say anything so it's just yeah the circle of just fucking shit

yeah it's the like taking sides thing it's extremely reductive yeah yeah I don't know where I was going with that but just here we are it's like going back say like like pre-sadw like big air on the internet before we were like politically knowledgeable would you willingly go back to that time where you were ignorant

yeah I don't know how what that looks like in this environment yeah you know because we could do that because we didn't have social media in the same way but now I can't remember I like can't remember when that tipping point I think it was 2016 I Yeah, that was it. That was when it was like, oh, I'm an idiot and I think this and now it's like, oh, I'm actually intelligent now and my views are completely different. Just everything political, yeah. Because it's like, I do wonder, ignorance is bliss and that's like a fact.

But is it possible to exist like that in current society with the way politics and like everything is like such intertwined now? Yeah, I don't know. Because every form of media you want to consume, there's always going to be a political like controversy over at game. as movies you know that's the thing that it's like I do find politics very interesting and I think there's a lot um good you can kind of learn and I love political satire I love like succession in the loop stuff like this but this the stuff people take away from it man I just feel like I'm watching something entirely different to the way of some of these things I talked about you know it was I think it's a everything in moderation thing

again like if you spend a lot of your time if your pastime is like getting enraged by these sorts of conversations on any social media then I don't know

it takes up a bigger part of your brain so then you're seeing it everywhere whereas in reality it's not really how the world works yeah honestly like the best shortcut advice is like you just never ever get and get anything online, whatever.

So, so many times it's like someone say something really stupid about, like, something I care about cars or Warham or whatever. And it's like, in that moment, it's like, you're so wrong and I want to prove you wrong, but it's like, nope, I don't care. You just never get engaged. It could be bait. It could be, yeah, engagement farming. It could be a 12-year-old.

You never, ever, like this morning, there was one, because I watched the short we did about gambling. Yeah, yeah. And in the comments, I was like, I'm not going to feel like, sorry for gambler. They're stupid. but they wasted their own money and it's like you're so young you don't understand that they're vulnerable people and i wanted to be like you're fucking idiot i don't it's just like no i'm not gonna come i'm just gonna didn't and then i wasn't angry and it was fine just don't ever ever reply to any like

don't be a commenter and that might sound weird as obviously we have the you know the comment section of the cast but it's like being and not being a commenter has only made my life paler well that's the thing like the majority of people are not commenters um yeah They could, they're just lurking? I think it's like less than 1% of people comment or even engage. Like most people just lurk. But when you are, if you are a commenter, then all of your interactions are with other commenters that represent 1% of these people.

And then it gets like niche on niche when you like then go into a subreddit. And then it's like, yeah, yeah. And you're taking conclusions from your interaction with the 1% of the community. regarding that thing and then it like poisons you to think a certain way the only like commenting I do is like when someone makes a video and it is like really good

and I'm like great work so just nice comment that stuff it's like the best way to comment just like your video is fucking epic boom yeah I'll leave a like I'll leave a like occasionally likes are good but it's like I'm not gonna like your video just because you told me to like it

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Illumination joining up with Nintendo for a legend of Zelda movie. It was going to happen. It was going to happen. Universal is like who's going to make it right, but they aren't dream works, bro.

No, but they... Why would you give it to Illumination? No, but they can't possibly give Link a voice. He has to be, like, silent. What actor would they choose to voice? If they give Chris Pat, I'm actually going to become an angry commenter. I don't even like Zelda. I'm not even a Zelda fan.

But you can't possibly give Zelda link. And people keep saying like, have a... Link. Have fucking... Jake Gyllenha. You know... Toby McGuire. No, you know, uh...

God, my mind. I can't think of it. It's gooned. Yeah, I am gooned. Uh, you know, Miyazaki, the fucking Totoro. Ghibli. Yeah. Yeah, Ghibli.

Yeah, Ghibli should be doing a link. People keep saying. that but it's like hold up the fuck we've already got it we don't need this okay yeah fuck

no what they should do what they should do Ghibli animates it right Hidakiano is the director though Zelda Evangelian

like a really a deconstruction of video games yeah through film through film by a really edgy director

no it I'll probably open on like we all rock you by queen or some shit yeah no i can't as he froze a walk yeah no it's something that like it can't be done the Zelda audience can be done and it will be done but it won't be good that's what i mean it can't be done well it can only be done in maria movie couldn't be done well proof is in the

pudding like Zelda is a game a video game but it's also got like it it needs a bit of edge you know does it just a very very light sprinkling of edge how okay

you're gonna have to explain that to me because I've never like expected like Zelda I never look at Zelda his mask is quite like that is yeah and like the Breath of the Wild

and Tears of the Kingdom they're like post apocalypses a little bit dystopian then like a tabby like this yeah and yeah and like it's colourful and bright and like but I guess

the like the enemy is like a cool like weird gangly darkness things yeah yeah there's this weird bore especially in the latest one I won't like

spoil anything but there's like creepy scary stuff in there and it needs that that sprinkling like ocarina of time has like

those creepy like half sludge guys no yeah and there's like zombies zombie dudes and the soundtrack really like oh shit

yeah they all have like creepy songs and stuff illumination they can't do that they will never be able to pull off any type of negative the tone that it would have to be is

the Ghibli film which is called Princess Mononoke where it like rides that line between being like fantasy high fantasy yeah fantastical magical like stuff you kind of associate it's got stakes though and people are getting hit

with like bows and stuff yeah getting their arms cut off it doesn't need to go that far but it needs it needs to take a step in that direction to catch the tone of... I just think like these last two Zelda games, right? What is literally the worst thing about them?

The cutscenes with the voice acting. Yeah. Yeah. Just don't... You don't do it. And they're going to do it and you're going to have like... The voice acting choices are all going to be awful. Who are they going to give Zelda to? Because they can't do Taylor Under Joy. Because I think she would

probably do a decently... Zelda. But she's dorsy did Princess Peach. Yeah, man, I don't know They can't do Jack Black You can't think of someone boring enough That the illumination would go to, you know Chris Evans Tom Holland probably for Link

I was thinking that or The guy from Dune The French guy, Timothy Yeah Just a twinky sort of dude You know Yeah I feel like they will be a twink actor

And Tom Holland Gannon will be like Will Ferrell probably Dude if they did that No because that's another thing Like, Bowser is, like, a funny villain. Yeah. You know, he's like, goofy, dragon, chunky, funny thing. Whereas Gannon is, like, actually a scary pig monster.

Okay, well, who's the scariest actor you can think of? Like, the most deep, kind of, Rissawley. Like, someone who would actually be a good casting choice for Gannon? Yeah. Ian McAllen. Yeah, but, yeah. Yeah. I kind of

I'm I don't know why but I want to say Werner Herzog hmm actually yeah yeah who's Werner Herzog

yeah do you know do you see that was that a bit too out hang on I was picture oh the guy from Mandat yeah

um Verna Hertz yes but his voice is almost comedic to me now because of that Penguin clip.

Right, yeah. Which is like a sad clip and stuff, but it's... I don't know, you could like maybe base boost it a bit, do something to it. I don't know. Yeah, well, I was thinking the Scarsguard guy. Which one? The old one. Yeah, the one in Andor and all that.

He's in Andor? Yeah, he's like one of the best characters in it. I think he's scary enough. Stellan Scarsguard, right? Stellan Scarsguard. Yeah, I could see that. Maybe this is a fire. idea. Yeah, this rocks. Yeah, I'm not about this trend. I'm not about it.

No. What is everyone saying about the latest Zelda games? You know, what's good about them? Gamey games, games. Sandbox, sandbox games. How does that translate to a narrative-driven movie? A.F. film. You don't. The only thing they have is the iconography and the music, basically. And that's all they need. Yeah. That will win, But there won't be any Zelda music, it'll be just chart songs. So all they've got is the iconography and they're going to stretch that. They'll have happy by Farrell in there. Yeah.

When he's late, that was an elimination project creation. Yeah. They already own it. Yeah, it was, Ferrell made it for Despickel Me Two. Speaking of Me One. Yeah, The Fricle Me One was the, you know, that really lame song. How does it go? I'm having a bad, bad day.

You know? Oh, like his theme Yeah, yeah Right, yeah Oh, despicable me That's shit And then it was happy for the second one Did the Grint song

Famously Yeah, they got a bit of a track record I found out Farrell Wrote and produced Milkshake You know My milkshake brings all the boys Really?

Yeah Jesus Because I found it Because you know Bill Murray's started dating her Wait, what? Who is it? I don't know

No, that's the only song I know of hers, but they've, like, started dating. He's like 90 years old? Yeah, he's in his 70s. She's 40-something. Really random pairing. I don't know who that is. What is she done? And, yeah, she created that song.

Kellis. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess the milkshakes really do bring all the boys to the yard. Speaking of bringing boys to the yard, I don't think we shout out Patreon. We haven't even, like, said who we are. Well, no, that's fine.

That's not important. But what is important is. is the lovely giant media patrons who supports us over on patreon.com who get their names read out in the first or second week of every month and they get access to early videos like the current one not quite now

or open to everyone else to seen that is a sequel to the Shane Dog Dawson documentary yeah it wasn't really planned no but he forced our hand Shane forced our hand I think he saw our video and was like, that's it.

You know what, guys? Boom. Yeah, I'm going to hear the feedback and I'm going to deliver a nice little fire dock. Yeah. Shane is officially the only associated jar media account. So it kind of wraps up the Shane trilogy, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we're going to have to find someone else to start.

He-he-he-he. Reactioning to, you know. I've got the perfect candidate. Yeah. Maybe you should be Gannon. Big pig. Oh, do you think a dingle will be in it or whatever it's called? Oh, Pringle.

What's he called tingle? Mm-hmm. Yeah, tingle. Voiced by the guy who voices the snowman in Frozen. What about the milk? Who's the milf? Who's the milf? The juror?

Yeah, the scientist. Who's just the milf? I don't really know the Zelda case is very well. You know. You're the one with the white hair? Yes. The milf. I don't know if she's like a...

She's a milf. No, I don't know if she's a mainline Zelda character. No, she's a fairly new thing. I think she's just in the last... I thought they're like Zelda law is that like... Each timeline is like kind of remixes of the similar... It's like a cycle thing. It's like a prophecy.

Yeah. But like the good guy never truly wins. Like he's just delaying it constantly and then like another version of him is like born and... Should maybe, maybe... Maybe Zelda will finish with this movie. Maybe it'll finally be the win for Link. Are we going to get a second Mario movie, though? Yes, definitely.

Definitely. 100%. Alex, can you give me access? To what? I want secret access to your review, so I don't have to watch the movie. I can send you it if you want. Yeah, send me the video so I can leak it. Number one, I-H-E leaks.

One more shout out Yeah the shorts Check out the jar shorts People seem to be liking those Yeah let's do some housekeeping We round off the conversations from the previous week Apologies about my voice I have been ill

I went to see Neil Breen's latest movie The Prince Charles in London I haven't been to London Since the last time I got the sea virus I've been ill since I got the sea virus actually The C virus? You can't say it.

Toyota C. Vid. Toyota C. Vid. You know what I'm saying, right? I thought you were making a reference to Resident Evil. Oh no, I just thought it would be cool that it kind of sounds like that, you know? It's cool. I like it. Yeah.

Yeah, it was awesome. I'll give it that. I'll give it that. Gives the Revenant a run for its money. But yeah, I did get ill. So, yeah, that's why I sound a little bit. There's like an actual timeline on Dior. like Alex goes to city is ill

there's like that's a repeating like a canon event yeah it is my canon event um every month well Mick Saladin can get us going here James House taking time out from his legal battle with Scott the liar Cawthorn to be on a podcast legit epic

I'm he's not allowed to talk about the case I've got to address this though man the the the FNAF subreddit is getting too far It's too far. It's leaking into the jar subreddit. Yeah. Like every few hours, there's a FNAF post that I've got to mod delete.

Wow. It's becoming like a full-time job to modulate the jar with it. I just see like a notification pop up on my phone like posts reported for being spam. And it's just like someone self-promoting their FNAF let's play or whatever. On jar? On jar. Yeah. because I don't know how

I don't know how because it's like quite an intentional process making a post on it's kind of funny he's telling them to reel it in though yeah just kind of pump the brakes well what I'm saying is just keep it on FNAF it's not hard

you know no but they're not watching this video Alex it's our it's the jarlings who need to stop posting on the FNAF but there are still like daily threads about James being the true creator and these like 70 plus comment threads of people like arguing about who they're real creators. This, this, this, this, this, this seed was planted years ago.

Yeah. Why is it blossoming into this giant, it's a garden now. It's a beautiful garden. Yeah. Self-sustaining ecosystem. I don't like, it's associated with me. It's always associated with me. It's like, my whole legacy, I'm like going to die like 20 years time.

My whole legacy is this going to be on the actual creator of fnaf. No, this is this going to be on the actual fnaf wedding about the James House controversy. And that's all I'm going to be known for. Yeah, you're great. Gravestone will read true creator. Do you guys want to be cremated or buried? No, we've talked about this before, I think. Because I said I want to be like a Mongolian sky barrier.

Yeah, yeah, but in real life. No, no, bro. Well, who's going to take you to Mongolia? You. You call me on your back. Like death stranding. Shit, man. Alex, did you say cremation?

Yeah. Disappointing. I do you mean, yeah. Why is that so obvious? No, okay. I don't want to be in the dirt. What? No, no, no, there's actually a correct way, and this is going to be the future,

and that's that you buy a pod. Your body goes in a problem and gets planted under a tree. That's already a thing. Yeah, but that gives life. Well, no, but being buried does give life. Apparently, that's what's meant at. Why do you want to be burned? What a waste?

A waste? Yeah, your flesh. Yeah, to the, like... No, but I think it's like a waste of resources to, like, build a coffin. You don't need to build a coffin. You can have one of those, like, eco-bearers. Well, that's why, no, but the true ones. like as long as it's a situation where I found out like I'm dying or whatever

just wander into the woods or whatever just never be seen again why not just be buried then in like a cardboard because there's a whole ceremony to it someone's got to be paying for this this like coffin that I'm sure they're hiking in a cardboard box yeah they buy a cardboard box for coffins you've seen them because nah there's no way you can literally re put in a cardboard box you know this comes on because I showed you the website where you can buy a cardboard box that has like weed

the weed leaf on them. You can have them customised to be whatever you want. No, you can literally have a cardboard box. But I what I disagree with is being buried in a graveyard because you're like there's no actual like life there. There's no like wildlife there. There's no like trees. So I would say bury me where

my body is best utilised. Just throw me into the sea. Yeah, I'd be happily, I was about to say that. Like put me on like a cardboard boat and put me on the scene in the Sopranos. I haven't seen it. Alex knows I mean The cardboard box I'm right with

Yeah But why would you But like you've got to pay like a Crematorium to burn you and stuff And then you got to like get a fancy urn or something No I just Big Lobowski No honestly

If I'm going to be cremated I don't want to earn A fleshlight Pull my hands are in the fleshlight If you want to use it You got to put that in your will like genuinely and put me in a

fleshlight doing one for James right now this one goes to you my old friend find goodbyes

everyone's good family take turns coming inside James oh dear man

no but I generally like I think like humanity to like actually make a unanimous decision to actually like use people to better like wildlife instead of just putting us inside a graveyard like just you know bury it in a way that you know gives back to everything else or just send me to mongolia and let the birds eat me i've got two topics here guys oh oh do you want the face reveal one or do you want the urine related one

you're in okay so catch this right yeah i've seen a fair few um I've seen a fair amount of urine in my life, but what I meant to say was I've been to a fair few live music shows in my time, but I learned something the other day about a kind of etiquette that certain shows that people do that I found so disturbing, so disgusting, that I just had to share it and get your guys thoughts on this. You might really know about this. I don't know. This seems quite standard. I might do. Is this a festival thing? I think it's just a... I heard about this because Arctic Monkeys have been playing recently. I got a personal anecdote. Or not a personal... I heard someone's personal anecdote about their experience.

Apparently it's like a really common thing because people find their space in the crowd and they don't want to go to the toilet. So they pee in their cup and then they save the pee waiting for like certain songs and then they throw the pee over like the crowd so people like bring raincoats and shit

like prepared for when the pee is thrown no no and this is like a common I've heard about pee throwing in like festivals and stuff yeah fest that that has a festival vibe because everyone's fucking out of their face on drugs anyway so that is so disgusting to like you're not going to wait for the toilet you're just going to pee in a bottle and then launch it yeah that is disgusting like that's but also kind of nice

you're being golden Sherrod for free for free yeah that by a stranger as well there's something like so invasive about that to me I hate that like when I heard about it was like

you serious this like cave manship what are you doing I don't I guess I haven't talked to like some of the more experienced like giggoers but like I

I get the feeling this is like a per demographic of music it depends on the genre yeah because obviously a metal gig is so insanely different to anyone.

Metal shows. I don't know, man. Music makes people wild, though. Yeah, but it's like throwing urine around. Like, come on. It's too much. I'm going to say, I've not personally gone to a lot of gigs.

It's like, I regret, not a regret, but it's like, yeah, I want to go to more gigs because live music is great, you know. We've been to gorillas. I've got two lined up this year already. But it's like, I have so little, like, motivation to ever go to a festival, or whatever, go to any of these huge gigs, like Arctic Monkeys.

I just think that's absolutely not the vibe I want. Well, that's what, when we saw Roger Waters, that was technically a festival. Was it High Park? Yeah. It was one of the big parks in London. But I think just because of the vibe of the music, there weren't people like in Mosh pits throwing urine around or even throwing year around. It was more just like people passing joints around, really.

Yeah, yeah. That was kind of the vibe. Yeah, yeah. Golden Showers. And it's like Arctic Monkeys music is not the kind you throw piss around. around too, to be fair. That's what I thought too, but apparently their earliest stuff is a bit... I don't care about Arctic monkeys.

It's not like death metal, you know? That has more piss-fowing vibes. Not, like the name of Arctic monkeys. I don't know, man. I just thought that was a disturbing thing. Yeah, a little bit gross. Would you prefer... If you had to choose, if you're in one of these environments,

would you rather have the urine thrown on you all like beer? Beer. Beer, yeah. Yeah. Beer is more like sterile. Yeah, but you would get all like sticky and either way it's gross. You have a little free drink. Yeah, you just suck it up before, before.

That's the whiskey take to you suck up this juice. Yeah, yeah, you could be lago. You don't know if it's pee or. No, it's so gross though. Like, I was told, like, people were peeing in cups, placing them on the ground, like, saving it. So what this person was doing was, like, when they'd see someone who'd, like, peed and put it on the floor, like, saving it for this certain song or whatever. They kick it over. But why save it?

I'd understand if... Just pour it out. Like, pee in the coat and pour it if you've got to do that, you know. Can I say, is this... Why have you got to throw it? Even then, how do you, like, subtly just whip? No, yeah. You're whipping out your cock in a...

Is it only men that do it as well? It must be... Yeah, yeah. Are you sure this isn't like... That's even fucking weirder. Yeah, there's something creepy about it to me. You're sure this isn't like, you know, 0.001% of these actual, like, fetishists who're doing this.

Like, you're not doing that for... You're doing that because you get a weird kick out of it. Apparently it's quite like a standard thing in these crowds. Yeah, but I bet you there's more piss kinkers out there than we think. Yeah, no, absolutely. I would, I would, this might be the hottest, not the hottest, not the hottest, the wettest take, I'll say. Lay it. Everyone's getting wet out of here.

There's more golden shower fetishists than feet. Okay, let's put this to the test. Let's do the subreddit check. Ooh. See, but there's going to be people who aren't going to be too scared to join, and they're lurking. Are you sure there's a golden shout up at it? Like, surely not. I don't know what it would be called, though, is the problem.

So what was it again, sorry, what were the two? Pisskank. What was the other one? Feet. Feet. Feet. What would it be called? Feet. Feet.

Our feet. I might have actually aimed too high now. Our slash feet picks has 559,000 members. There's also Feet Lovers Heaven, which has 289,000. I'm sure there's a lot of cross-over. And Feet Not Safe for Work, which has 400,000. Wow. How can feet ever be not safe for work, unless they're included in nude?

They'd be included in nudes. Like, nude people, feet. So I put Piss. Yeah. Four results. Piss drinking sluts has 166,000. Okay. Pissing peeing porn has 100,000.

Pissing, I slash Pissing, has a hundred and thirteen thousand and, oh my fucking God. Pissing assholes has 56,000. What the fuck does that mean? Wait, search P. I'm not going on it. Search P. I'll search P. P. No. Oh, bigger. P has 370,000. P gone wild. 300,000. P and squirt Gifts, 100,000. So all together, like, that's quite a few. Oh, my estimation, like, yeah, sure, fake clearly looks more popular, but it seems like piss isn't, isn't like a... I think more people would admit to being a foot fetishist than a piss fasticist. But we've also got a thing is, this is like that, um, it's like Chris Pontius thing. It's just like everyone kind of just loves doing things they're Willie when they're young.

So it's like piss, doing funny things to be piss is like a weird thing. There's like an inherent link between like groin and piss, you know? I can see the bridge being like, I'm attracted to groin, I'm attracted to fluid coming out of that. Feet is like, it's just a totally different area. Yeah. Where's the link there? So what, does this mean that, am I why? Is, like, okay, piss is not more popular than feet from that test.

If you added up all of those subredits, I'm sure there's a lot of those. Did you check feet and foot? Oh. Okay, let me check. Let me check. Hold up. But it does seem that piss is not like a really low down one. It's not low down.

It seems like... Oh, there's straight up just a slash foot fetish, 273K. Yeah, it's a big bump. That seems like in the world of fetish... What toe? Toe. Toe and toes? Yeah.

Toes fetish only has 25K. Okay. So it looks like there might... Piss is not that low down. Maybe it's up... bigger than I was expecting, for sure. Yeah. So which means I think there's a lot of...

people out there who just aren't following the wedding you know they're yeah that would be the case for both though I feel like feet people who involved in feet are probably more likely to look for feet you know hmm but I know didn't interesting interesting disturbing well yeah um my final topic before we break here uh I choose this earlier this face reveal thing who someone regrets their face reveal and they're trying to undo history You can't undo your face of ill Yeah, very odd Dream

Yeah, I thought it was going to be Dream Why? This Minecraft YouTuber Um No, he's not just He's like one of the He was one of the biggest superstars on YouTube at the time Everyone was like Dream is hacking on these Minecraft speed ones

Yeah, I thought you like was caught like Yeah, he was caught but he just made an apology to everyone forgot about it Well no he was like it was an accident sorry guys And then it was an accident I think he actually said it was an accident Just own it, you fucking Anyway IHE has beef with dream

I always thought though That was what the point of the mask is It's what the point of the mask Yeah I found the dream of real funny It was because I never saw I don't even Don't you don't need to see this

It's just because I just a really Normal looking guy Yeah, just the guy That's the thing I remember on Twitter because it was just like, obviously I'm not following Dream but there's just this guy's face that was suddenly popping up in my feed and it was just like

mocking or like being like, oh, he just looks normal. It's just like, oh. Who is this? Surprise, surprise. Most people look normal. Yeah. But yeah, so he's kind of addressed it in this weird post. This video he uploaded.

Oh no. This is the description, right? Bye from Dream. I deleted my face reveal and this is why. After face-revealing and removing my mask, I regretted the attention and hate, and I'm walking it back. I will slowly be deleting all pictures of me online, and going back to just being a gamer and a mask. Starting with my Mr. Beast video and my face-reveal video, Hi, I'm Dream.

I'll be walking it back. I'll be getting rid of everything other than my new mask. The same company that made the Spider-Man mask, Batman mask, and many other superheroes made me a mask so that I can be dream all of the time. Hide my identity, even in public, at McDonald's, or in any place I need to go. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart to those that supported me, even though I am ugly.

I appreciate you all more than you could ever know, and I'll be working on my face while I'm masked. I didn't read that bit. What have you been working on your face? Okay, now we've got deconstruct this. First of all, he's fucked up. If you're going to get rid of your identity, you don't announce you're getting rid of it

because then people are going to back up everything you've posted and then you're going to be one night he puts pre-save until i end up dead he's this sounds and i'm not going to judge his like mental state but this sounds like someone who's become extremely self-critical since their face reveal and then saying that you're ugly when he's a he's a normal looking guy you know he's a normal looking there's no he's not ugly or anything but then saying that he's going to work on his face means that he's probably got some weird dysmorphine now from the reaction i missed that bit that's i'll be working on my face oh shit what does that mean that sounds like surgery yeah that sounds like the buckle fat removal

I think he shouldn't be judging from that I think he shouldn't be working on his face where he's just a normal there's nothing wrong yeah I think he needs therapy yeah that sounds like I'd say work on self-acceptance bro yeah working on your face what do you mean by that yeah yeah that that sounds like that that is like if I was instantly that's like a huge red flag of like Okay, something's one. How old is this? Is he like 17? He's young.

I think he is like 20, 21 maybe. Really? Let me find out. You can't be that young. I think he's young. He's 23, man. 21, 22. I'm in the ballpark.

Yeah. No, no, I'm saying that as if to say, bro, like. I looked, I'm going to be honest. I looked awful at 23. So, you know, when you are young, you're obviously just going to look

like a little chubby little baby. so it's like you do care more about what you look like I mean like I'm I'm two years older than him it's not much but like as the years go by you just

care less and less yeah you just self-except self-accept yeah yeah you you accept the things that you can't control and then you and I think do what you can

because wasn't there this I don't know if it's true or not but there was at least some kind of rumor relating to him where like he used to be like quite overweight or something like when he was in secondary school or something um so maybe yeah maybe he does have some kind of dysmorphia thing going

it's possible but i think the one this is this varies differently to people to people but i think being on youtube and having your face visible does make you accept yourself more because people look at you often like i used to be really critical of my the way i look it was like i'm so insecure i'd watch jarcast and i just like hate the way i look but it was just like you know give it a few years now i'm like who gives a fucking shit there were a few horrible comments about me the last episode I saw there was one comment that was like wow Alex clearly doesn't even care

about how he presents anymore yeah yeah and we all get stuff like that but we also all get the inverse yeah you get like you need to pay attention to all of it yeah it's kind of what we were saying earlier like why are you giving it so much credence you don't know these people

if a 10 year old came up to you and said these things yeah you kick them over into a bus yeah and he'd be like idiot the best thing is but he's not a bad looking guy no he's really not he's he is honestly

he's like say he's actually conventionally attractive yeah conventionally attractive yeah like what that's a thing he doesn't need to like work on his face he needs to he needs to just like maybe

just be around better supporting people does he live in LA I oh I get the feeling yeah yeah that's a good question because like if if if we lived in LA I probably I'd be doing coke I'd have a BBL by now

I'd have a BBL by now. I'd be on steroids I'd be I'd have so many BBLs just be gonna sit down straight Do you know what though The hack for actually self-acceptance Gonna say it Mullet

Because they look so fucking awful And you look at this and you're like That looks shit And then you're like yeah fuck it mate It looks like a yob Supposedly he resides in Orlando, Florida. Oh, okay.

That's also, Florida's also kind of, he needs a mullet. He'd fit in and you'd get a better self-acceptance. It's one of these things that, like, once you open Pandora's box, you can't close it, I'm afraid, Dream.

You can't. No. Yeah. What do you mean, delete all images of you? That's impossible. Yeah, and you don't announce. Yeah, like James said, like,

I think on the internet, it's, it's kind of a thing where you should never show, insecurity yeah it's like prison yeah you imprison the internet is prison like if you show weakness then

yeah I remember that after my anxiety video some people really yeah yeah and yeah it's like if you show weakness then people are oh he's a pussy and then you then you get the doubling down of like let's really drill into this guy and make it crumble because it's entertainment didn't happen to me because I was just too chatty

I just overpowered those little bitches You need to go For example Like when we entered the internet You got to immediately punch The biggest guy Right so we Straight for Smosh

Right yeah we attack Smosh And so then we appear on the scene Okay this these guys are tough These guys know how to go for the throat Which we did We single-handedly Demolish Smosh We knocked them off the pendulum

We caused them to break up yeah we did that divide yeah exactly and ever since you know we've been smacking out memes fucking mumps in the dance no more now we're off we're after the biggest dog no no no no we're not ashamed no we've got to find we've got we've kind of done a team team up matchup sort of thing yeah in the in the in the works so yeah yeah so dream don't be self-conscious brother yeah You're young, you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. You're young, dumb.

I'm definitely full of. Yeah. Fun! Minecraft content, it's got to be safe. Yeah, no, it's, like, generally, it's like, you just don't read comments. Yeah. Also, if your content is Minecraft, your audience is going to be pretty young. Like 10 years old.

Yeah. And they literally know nothing. Yeah. And they're, like, kids are ugly. And if they're calling you ugly, what does it mean? Yeah. You know? Dream, conventionly attractive, and he's fine.

Yeah. Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. Dream, dream. Grime, mullet, that's the hack. Yeah. I apologize for saying like so much this episode. Oh, I hadn't noticed. I've noticed.

It's annoying. Everyone's got their equivalent one. Yeah, but mine's turned, mine's gone back to light. I need to go piss into a cup and fucking annoying. I'm going to go piss and chew up and fucking annoying. I'm going to go piss the cup and fuck. For it. No, I'm not phoning over you, not yet.

We'll see it after these dreamy messages. Buy bear bear, buy bear, bear. I do declare buy bear bear bear. Bear bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. Rome didn't fall in an evening. Have you actually looked into the actual history of worms and the downfall? Because, like, the economy...

I tried to, like, understand it, but I don't. The economy... The economy of ancient woan was, like, on it started a downfall before it hit one of, like, the first few big emperors. Because they debased their currency so much, where it was just, like, a downward until it collapsed. So why do I just think about lead, in my head?

Lead. Oh, the lead, the theory... Aqueducts. Yeah, the theory that is being disproven. It's been, like, actually scientifically disproven, was that the lead in the aqueducts gave them lead poisoning, which explains why they were so vicious

and loved, like Roman gladiators. They love the blood sport because they were... Yeah, people just love that. Yeah, people just love. Just that up a Coliseum in Swindham right now. It would be the most popular thing in the country. Yeah, but that's been disproven

in that the amount of lead poisoning they got from that water wasn't enough to lead to, like, actual lead to... I know very little about Rome. Yeah, I watched it. I read into it and watched some stuff into it. But Rome is like the gift that keeps on giving. It's fascinating.

They finally put the only preserved, like, Roman arm on display finally The what? Armour Oh armour They've actually put it on display Which is really kind of cool And I love that like the thing

I don't know if this is actually true But it's like the whole meme of like Italy tries to improve any of their Like Rome tries to improve their infrastructure They do anything they just discover wounds It's like that infrastructure is not going to be improved Yeah yeah Which is kind of funny and cool

Yeah we have a ton of Roman sites here Yeah no Britain is like one of the most I say like really preserved in our Roman room Roman yeah there's tons we've seen a bunch which is crazy thinking that's like the furthest away from Rome in the empire yeah isn't that what grandpa was digging up wasn't that a Roman thing probably it was old enough yeah the dig yeah the dig the grandfather we go see pops at the dig yeah like it was it was an old Roman house or something like not sure if it was a bathhouse it would have been something like

not significant to the time. A bathhouse. Didn't they have like underfloor heating or something? They'd have a fire. Their tech was, yeah. And then they just the heat would go up. Really rudimentary design, but it worked. But yeah.

But obviously it was only like a thing in, you know, when you were, uh, had power in the empire. Yeah, yeah. You like, because a lot of people don't realize it's in people basically lived in flats with the whole family. You had like a big building and you'd have your whole family generations in that area. And you'd work on. day you just get your money and that's it

so this whole idea that you know everyone lived in this insane like villas and whatnot it's just like that's just like the 1% yeah it's kind of like who has it under floor heating now the 1% yeah it's the same how many people here now that's the thing like nothing's changed

the only thing is we have Xboxes now mm and plumbing they're plumbing yeah we we have from Xbox they the witch have coke same as it was back in the day. How do you feel about the

shared toilets with the sponge on the stick and stuff? You know, I reckon... If you're chatting while food's going in, you might as well chat while food's going out.

Which is kind of, honestly, I think maybe humanity would progress more if we had shared shit spaces. We talk about like body positivity and stuff. They clearly didn't give it shit.

Literally. Well, back in that time, it was like the fact you were, the more attractive you were because you had the money you had money yeah yeah and imagine what those shits would have been like oh that would be a classic just the old they would have been better no they yeah they would have been healthy they would have been eating natural like no preservatives yeah it was like but you know but it wasn't eating cookies and they were eating

just grain they were like drinking milk right and they got dairy thing going on was it yeah but they would have been drinking so much milk they would have been on like the protein shakes galum they were eating garland that That's what they were having. What's that? Garum is like a mixture of loads of ingredients that was like the slop of the time. It was like this really accessible garum.

So it's like this pace that you'd have with like bread and food. It's a weird place we're in now where because technology has progressed so far, yet our understanding of nutrition and all that, it's not really at the same place. We're doing like catch up with nutrition. Yeah.

One thing that, like, because there's a channel who does history. And the VJ is really well researched and they give like evidence to everything. So it's like, this is actually like really well researched.

Yeah. And it was one about gladiators diets. And because of what they found in these ruins and like the feces and the skeletons they found it, they can give a good breakdown of the actual what their diet was. And it was just like,

yeah, they've had completely balanced. Everything was just like these gladiators were working all day so they need X amount of, everything, and it's just like perfect diets for what they were doing. Wow. Like, they knew it back then, and we can't even do that now.

Well, we almost like overcomplicate it now. Yeah. You know? Too much choice. Well, I think so much of it is people obsessing over diets like keto and stuff and all these various things and how to lose fat quickly and how to blah, blah, blah.

Buckle fat removal. It's like, just try and live like a human. No, the generally, if you want to be healthy, just eat natural. Eat natural things and you're fine like oats, fruit, meat. Quail eggs. Just don't be in, you know, hyper-processed like burgers.

Whale eggs? Whales eggs, yeah. Like eggs. That was literally the food that's got us this far is eggs and wheat. Eggs and milk. Milk. The UK would have fizzled

a long time ago if we didn't have eggs and milk. Eat eggs. It's the foundation of our country. It's the one thing. It's just like, when I have kids, if I have kids, I might never be able to. It's just like, I'm going to not do it my parents' thing. It's just like, you're eating that fucking egg because you're going to like them and you're going to love it. Because they didn't force me to eat eggs.

And now I'm like, eggs, I fucking love eggs. You should eat two eggs a day. I try to, like, on the, I can't do it. A health secretary says, brother. Did you know as well, the reason so many, so many people are suffering nutrition-wise is the hatred of cholesterol oh really the yeah the the the like the propaganda the propaganda the anti-collesteral propaganda anti-fat propaganda is like terrible for us like we we need fat we need cholesterol we need this stuff you know but your body can do with fat way better than

sugar but big sugar big big sugar the big shug big shug night went out there and was saying oh sugar's the best thing ever you should eat processed sugar this is the thing mega processed sugar every morning because it's not cholesterol cholesterol bad

marshmallows yeah it's fat fat makes you fat this is the thing it's just like corporate interest in dietary it's like that it's one of those things

it's gonna be like biases we look at like the nicotine industry and they're early on their bullshit scientific like biased experiments

to be like see it doesn't cause cancer when it obviously did apply that to nutrition which everybody eats not everybody smokes everybody eats and there's people who are healthy and there's unhealthy so where's the white

and wronger it's easy what drugs were they enjoying in like Rome um drugs obviously they were drinking it was wine they'd either get a nice wine or you'd just get the basic it's like if you go to a

restaurant because the main like take not takeaway but the main food income was like a you go to like a not buffet but it's like a this building that have like a you know have it's just like bowls of different things that's what you do yeah yeah sort of natural stuff and your but your basic

drink would be wine if you're so diluted it wouldn't be as strong so you'd be able to drink that all day alcohol it's been with the human race in ancient Greece they would water down their wines yeah that's it they'd be water down white their wine and stuff would have just been less strong

but it's a technology difference. But they'd water it down so they could, you know, when they socialize, like, drink more and not get destroyed. Yeah. Obviously, there'd be nicer wines for the, as per money. Yeah.

Oh, very, very. Hmm, very. It's just, it's fascinating to look into history because with a lot of his civilizations, we don't have, like, the in-depth knowledge we have for the Womens, simply because there's so much left of the Womers because they were that huge. Yeah, yeah. But they had record

Like there's written language of their communication? The Mongolian Empire, arguably bigger, but we know nothing because there's not that evidence. And it was before the Romans, right? Yep. What about all this stuff? I think the Mongols were after. Really? Yeah.

The Amazon rainforest stuff. Wasn't there like some civilization in there somewhere? oh yeah there's yeah yeah but it's like if we've got this information about what worm was doing there's a lot of things that other other civilizations would have just been doing that we just have no record of yeah what's been lost so it's like i know there's assumption of like oh the woman the roman you know civilization was just more advanced than everyone else portraying everyone else as like savages everyone was just kind of like had like that same thing really No, it is fascinating

And then you look into Mesopotamia And like the history Which is hundreds of years Before the Roman Emperor And they had fucking mental stuff We just don't have that knowledge From ruins

The man who invented the will You know? Yeah, maybe one day Might not be a man, woman We don't know We don't actually know Who invented rules, I don't think But it's like invented

Hundreds of fucking years It could have been an orangutan Could have been a capy barra Yeah, we could have stolen it From Brazil an alien could have been an alien the whole alien thing

is literally is just racism it's the assumption that things are done by aliens because the savages of the time were too dumbed actually there's no way they could have yeah

and it's just like it had to be some sort of alien input but it's like that of any like a fucking triangle Jesus Christ they did a triangle if you line up the

um anything that's three o'clock in the afternoon with the sun on us of half moon. You get to the secret key. Like a lot of the thing is like even nowadays, people do you say that there's a whither under the pyramids. And that's because Herodotus just said there was.

And they said their big solar batteries. This is like, how auditors you only bullshitted in his books said that? So now people nowadays think that's true. Like, you're fucking idiot. Because of the inner earth. If you go to the Antarctic. I love thinking about that. Like the original like boys you cry.

drive wolf type thing. Yeah, who watches us. It's just bored, you know? And they just like start these crazy stories. You realize there's an inner earth, right? And because, yeah, the means of communication is only person to person. So, like, the Chinese whispers. Yeah.

And then suddenly it's like, God exists. No, but it's not just that. It's also, it gets, like, adapted between languages. We don't even know how to understand. And it's just like, it's gone through 15 million. If you play Grand Theft Auto, just a good example, day one, and then do it in 50 years time, they're not the fucking same. So don't assume that anything that's been said from that time period is actually true of the events, because it just isn't. So like if I was playing Apex and told you how I got a win, and then you told someone else, and then they told someone else for a thousand years.

There's going to be no similarity in the story. be like once upon a time there was these guys that jumped from the battle bus they went through the map they count the other side as yeah it starts as apex and by the time it comes back to you it's fortnight no it's fucking dead everything's

it's gone that far everything's fortnight by then anyway Optimus prime is in a fortnight nice here's I saw that no but it's an Indiana Jones season nice oh yeah that's a movie coming out

there's like a friend of Brendan Fraser like indie character Is he in the movie? The new one. What? The new Indiana Jones. Oh, isn't it shit? Yeah, they, Disney, they debuted it

at the Cannes Film Festival. They must have been really confident in it or something, but it had a really bad response. So now that it's just been like a month of like bad press on the movie and it's coming out. The sad thing is,

I was looking at Mad to McHelson's like filmography because, you know, he's a push and I'm thinking about watching some more, like The Hunt. That's when you got to watch, man. That's, I, that's, like, on my radar at the moment. And it was just like, you know, the Green Butcher, apparently not a really good, like, in the movie film. And then it's like, I scroll down, Dial of Destiny.

Like, fuck's sake, Mads, why are you in it? Yeah, good casting. He could be a cool indie villain, but, I don't know, I'll wait to see it. No, he's like, he can do everything right unless it's like the shittest script imaginable. He's all, even in the worst stuff he's in, he's still, like, the little spark. Yeah. You know, wasn't he in one of those? Fantastic beast or whatever.

the hype he is in the last one he was in the last one I was trying to I was thinking the you know those Greek movies

that's right yeah what the hell are they called with the guy from Avatar and yeah shit oh

clash of Titans yeah yeah I'm pretty sure he's in one of those he is I mean it's like it's looking at his filmography

he's like fascinating because he's got some fucking amazing performances and he's got really shit films but it's not

him being shit in them that makes him share. Yeah, he's got like a real screen presence. He does. He rocks in Death Stranding. I forgot he was in Stranding. Oh, fuck, he is.

He's really good. He's buds with Kajima, isn't it? Yeah, I literally don't know. I don't think he's buds. Kajima has like an actual crush on him. The way he posts fixes him is like he loves that man. Yeah, he does.

Oh, yeah, he was in Doctor Strange. Oh, he was. He's wasted in that movie. Oh, yeah, another round was really good. It was a 2020 movie. It's like, I saw recently, and this is not like an edgy take, because I said the Quantum of Solis was better than Casino Way or the stupid take. And then I saw Casino Way on, it's like, Mad McElts, he's so fucking good.

He's like actually terrifying. That's the movie that, like, launched him into... Yeah, 2007. Yeah, yeah. 2009? He was really good as Hannibal. Yeah, really good as Hannibal. Can't watch that show anymore.

Too cringy. Oh, is it because it's been picked up by Sigma? every yeah what oh yeah he was in rogue one yeah he was good in that he's he is great in that yeah he is it's a simple life he is also extremely attractive you like him yeah i really i like bhaacelson he was he was very hot as a youngster and now i just find him kind of scary he he's got such strong features he does but it's almost like he's like wise but look at his own deep profile picture bro oh that yeah that's pretty hard that smoldering that oh oh oh No, it's just like, it's weird thing you're in Pusher

Because in the first Pusher and the sequels He's really, really young in the first Pusher Yeah And it's just like, it's a weird scene mad to be in that kind of Like, it's a loose kind of like drug dealer He's always, he is, he is, yeah By accident, he can't help himself What do you mean by eye fucking?

This Fuck me eyes Yeah, you're doing the fuck me eyes Yeah Yeah Yeah, he's fucking eyes yeah I'm with you on that bro I need yeah I'm gonna watch The Hunt

because I've heard that's a really good movie It is really incredible yeah I need to watch that I just I've got to promise and it was just like Mads is playing it's in that story It's gonna be fucking good Yeah I've been Is it Danish I can't remember

Yeah yeah yeah yeah I think it's Danish Because I've also been like recommended Pursher 2 That's what that is the mad story If the Pusher like movies Well damn I should probably do some questions from the community.

What do you think, guys? Huh? From the suggestion thread over our slash channel media? Like Alex Cuomo did. Could you guys kill Yoda with a hunting rifle? Yeah, easy. Because this kind of feeds into the Harry Potter, like Wizards versus guns. I think Jedi's will be way better dealing with it.

Oh, yeah. No, but no, I don't really deal with guns. They already fight people. Yeah, yeah. They're fighting with lasers, bro. They're laser guns. This is a... They're still like...

If you can stop a laser, you can stop like a physical tiny thing. I disagree. A 308. I think about this. Think about that you're forgetting the scene with Yoda. He censors before they even pull the trigger and he decapitates their ass.

Yeah, they don't even know, like... Like, they haven't even been given the orders yet. He's like, hmm, something fucked up's going on. Yeah. He made an educated guess. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's a savage for that.

He is, he actually is. What about if you're so, like, mentally pure that he can't even pick up that you're kind of blasted? No, because he knows that he's about to get his ass blasted. He's going to hear that shit, turn on his little green lightsaber, and it's just going to reflect black into your brain. You know, there's a theory that Yoda ass blasted Yaddle and created Baby Yoda.

Damn. Yaddle's, like, eight foot as well. Who's Yadl? Yaddle's girl Yoda. She's huge. Wait, what? Yeah, she's like a normal. Yaddle was on the council.

Didn't you remember your encyclopedia? That's out of date law now, man. They just made that shit up. Those DK. Those DK. Law books. Oh, her. She's big. Yeah, she's giant.

Yadle's huge. No, they wreck on that, man. No, they can't wreck on Yaddle. They can't do Yaddle. Now it's Bryce Dallas. Joe just asked Brad to, come on. He's asked her to blasted someone. Yeah, as long as he doesn't get attached.

It's fine. Honestly, is still in the Jedi cut? Is being a Jedi just being the biggest slut? It's the anti, isn't it? I thought that's like the one rule

is that you're not allowed to be a slut. No, you're allowed to fuck but you're not allowed to like, for you. You're only allowed to fuck if you're Kiara Mundi. That's in the law. No, but...

His race is going extinct so he is allowed to fuck. No, but aren't they all... No, but aren't they all... He's allowed multiple wives. He's got a harrim. Wait, what? That's in the law.

That's in the Star Wars law. Yes. That Anakin isn't allowed... joking. Cana Mundi Anakin isn't allowed one No we've got attached

Because there are loads of humans Like they're not in danger So it's a sciop No It's a Jedi sirep No because they They imply that like You can't get attached

You can't get attached And you can't get married Yeah But that's supposed to be like But are they just trying to control The human race It's supposed to be Like rules that

Leave you Emotionally Yeah like you can't be attached And like The Jedi Council was supposed to be like too far a certain direction It's supposed to be the point And it's yeah

It's terribly communicative Yeah But no but if we don't want to get attached Then just fucking everyone you see is the option That's like ideal Because you're not getting attached Because you're just fuck You know if someone dies you're gonna fuck another one

You know You know Obi-1 Stranded out there on Tatooem Was banging some of those like fly-faced I mean Obi-1 Has a love interest In the Clone Wars maybe

maybe they are white maybe Jedi is the white way I think a Jedi safe from one of these guys of a hunting rifle yeah genuinely I think they struggle with like a like a drone strike

I don't know bro because they already got that basically they're not yeah they can't do they do not really they've got gun ships they've got the big balls on the side from the prequors

they've got the glass balls that have... Yeah, yeah, the... Oh, God, what they call? They're chop ships. No, but if, like, can you sense something if it's not a living thing trying to... Like, I'm talking about, like, a drone,

like, it's not manned. A computer. A computer. They have loads of, like, droids. They have droids. Yeah, that's true. They're everywhere. Well, yeah, they do have droids, I guess.

And they have, like, literal assassin droids. Yeah. That's what IGA is. They sense... Yeah, but, like, what Jedi has been killed by one of them? well I'm sure in the law I guess that's kind of General Grievous

Yeah He's not a robot Yeah He's got gooey eyes He's a cyborg Yeah so he's I bet you he's As blessed a bunch of people

Joids General Grievous back in the day He's got sax bots Big time Future Star Wars flashlights Yeah Well I mean Seeing as we're kind of already

On this subject There's another hypothetical here The kind of levels The playing field from the softest bulletin. Who would win in an unarmed death match between Gollum and Yoda. No weapons, no equipment,

Yoda can't use the force and Gollum can't use the ring. Both are battle ready and have personal vendettors against one another. Gollum's winning. That's my gut. No, Gollum is more of a brutal. He is more brutal.

He's just going to get that win. He's going to get that dove. Yeah. If Yoda can't do all this jump in business, can't use the... He's done. Useless. Can you have to do that without the force?

No. That's a force jump. Force flip. Okay. Yeah, he was bound. No. Gollum's got it. He was getting his cheats clapped. Gollum would do the, he would do the Oberon pushing fingers in eyes.

He would do that. Yeah. He'd do worse. Yeah. He's got, he's going to find a walk. He's got sharp teeth. Yeah, and he does. Sharp, like, messed up snap teeth?

Yeah. He would not hold back. Have you seen him just destroying that fish? Yeah. He'd do that to Yoda. Yeah, he would do that exact thing. It would. The fishing.

Like, yeah. And then he'd get a lightsaber, and then he just fucking kill everyone. Yoda is the replacement for Darth Plagas the Wise. Mm. What about Darth Bain? Can get Darth Bain in there?

Dark Night Wise is Darth Bain. Mm. Mm. The crossover of... Of the ages. Guys, we got this one from Team Actimel. Bear bear lads. Recently, I've noticed how it's almost imperative for game reviewers to receive review copies

in order to be able to cover the game at all in terms of views, engagement, etc. My question is, there isn't accepting a review copy a conflict of interest for critics. Review copies end up in the balance sheet as marketing expenses for these companies. So surely giving reviewers the financial aid in a free copy of the game as well as better engagement on their challenge, will affect the critic's opinion when reviewing the game. This issue isn't exclusive to video games at rampant and film, TV, etc. I was wondering what your thoughts are on this

and sorry for the long question, lull. I think it depends on the critic. Yeah, I've got an example of where this bothered me specifically that I saw just the other day, not to throw shade or anything. I think it was on Instagram. I follow, because he is in the games industry, Greg Miller, you know? we've talked about like a fair bit um but he he did some and might have been on twitter actually and said uh but anyway he posted something about the marion movie right he was like he's got

a little boy um and he wanted to show his little boy the maria movie um and somehow he like contacted illumination and they sent him this like maria movie care package for his son or whatever you know it's like that's cool and everything but like when i go on your like maria movie review no, I'm not going to listen to a word you say. I'll adjust this. I think a review copy, that's not a conflict of interest because they're just giving you something to review.

A care package or best edition, that is. Because that's like something that's more monotay value and, you know, there's a bigger thing. I think sometimes that's the publisher or whatever trying to win them over. It's up to the critic to be objective about their enjoyment with what the...

Back in the day. it was actually kind of out of control 2010's kind of era Activision flying out all members of the press Spending millions of pounds doing these big events Like private hotel rooms Big parties Yeah

Like these big events There is something there is They've really butted Critics up Yeah yeah Yeah Like semi recently with the cyberpunk stuff It was part of the disconnect

With the way that game landed the the coverage from the press was in the leader when they were getting sent their cyberpunk gaming chairs when they'll be in sent these posters these this guff yeah see and then and then in their their pre-coverage it's like really positive and the game comes out and it's just yeah yeah everyone is there's also a closeness thing because like that like I remember I'm Colin Moriotti and Greg Miller like knew the director of the last of they were they were like pretty much friends and you can't objectively review someone's

work yeah that you know like that yeah it's a conflict of interest i i think i think it's okay if at the start of the conversation you preface that yeah if you if you if it's dodgy when you don't mention it when you don't address it but i would not blame anyone for like disregarding an opinion Opinions like that. But I think it does come down to just like the person, you know, anecdotal evidence of what I'll consuming. It's like Warhammer always gets criticized because they're making bad decisions.

One of the YouTubers I watch gets these care packages but still makes videos like, yeah, these guys are doing something wrong. It's criticizing them. But it's like that's creative, creating, not so much. And you can kind of figure out with like individual. Yeah, if they're that. If they're that type, yeah.

It's like a thing where it's like, if you want to be, if you want to be like a press news person who's just reporting like news and stuff, It doesn't really bug me if you're getting this kind of guff in the mail. If you're a reviewer, that's where it's like a problem for me. Where your opinion can make sales. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're putting a number on it.

You're putting some endorsement on it. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's the same with movies. Like a bunch of critics back in the day have been like flown out to be on film sets and stuff like that to try and butt them up and whatnot. It is like a, as a court from the mindset of a corporation, it's like if you, You've just invested 2 million into this franchise, this big movie, 2 million, it's like nothing nowadays, but just a figure.

You want to make sure that you're guaranteed to make money. And so obviously you're going to spend an extra 15K fucking buttering up this one reviewer. Because that good review could make a million pound difference, you know? Yeah. So it does make sense, and I'm not going to blame corporations for doing it. It's down to the year. Especially when, like, certain games, it's in, like, contracts where if you get, like, a certain Metacritic score

you get raises, you get bonuses Yeah, yeah It's horrible It's kind of inherently a little bit corrupt It's like we can say this every time It's just capitalism So everything is a bit corrupt That's the thing that it was like

When it was like established sites Like your IGNs your Kotaku's back in the day But then when YouTube kind of took over that space It gave individuals Yeah, so now you trust your skillups You trust people like that And they I tend to go by like a skill up review.

If I'm not certain on a game, then... Yeah, yeah. It's someone like that. That's part of it. There's a consistency there. Yeah, I can... I can watch, like, someone's videos and be like, okay, they tend to like this sort of thing.

So if I'm looking for that sort of thing, then watch their review on it. A good example would be donkey. So I don't like the type of games donkey knows, but when he... Like, with his game dev company, it's just like if he's funding this project this is going to fit that vibe for these people

he's a really good trusty all these like a bunch of people from like Igen and stuff like it they hate him because he made a video he did make a video just this thing like all of them he's deserved like yeah he was completely correct and donkey's not just a view but he's also putting money where he cares with his dev company he's funding projects that he cares about

I don't get why people are mad about that yeah I really at all things get mad at you get mad at that like what people are mad at him for he yeah he were like pissed off about that reveal why yeah people throwing shade at him

like you know that um it's that Irish guy um he does like documentaries on like oh yeah yeah you know yeah he was throwing shade at him like oh it's a bad precedent and it's like why this is good this is what we want yeah he's like a spokesperson for the people

Yeah, the gamers. Yeah, no, he's like the only spoke person for like, keep people who care about games. Yeah, yeah. The donkey is on the fight for the white thing. And it's like, yeah, like, he has the controversial reviews, like when he does like a Zeno Blade review or whatever, it's like funny. Yeah.

What do you expect from him? Like, you've got to take his reviews with a grain of soul because he prioritizes being funny. And that's because he is funny. I disagree. I disagree. I think Alsoni's watched Donkey for like six, seven years. You know when one of his vehicles,

when he's being serious you can really tell yeah yeah that's the thing it's so it's night and day between funny meme video like demo blade and like like a video as a serious criticism this is I remember when he reviewed Octopath Traveler and there's all this drama yeah he he reamed it he meaned it in his own video it's like but it's like I like Octopath Traveller but I get what he's saying like why does that upset you so much what is the what is the problem yeah yeah it's like things it's that objectively good or objectively bad there has to be a consensus I was hoping he's going to say

the thing I already think and because he doesn't then that's a problem but even then he, Dunky said for so long that JRP's aren't his thing well yeah he doesn't like term based gameplay

and like so when I watch a review from him about a term based like RPG I know that like he's not he's inclined to not like it you know it's like

personality it's his own it's him he doesn't like he doesn't have to like a game that isn't what he likes. Yeah. Exactly. So criticizing something that you don't like, even though

it's a good version of that thing, it's totally valid. Yeah. And to cater to your audience, that's just as much in like a conflict of interest as a care package. A care package or being flown out to

Las Vegas to like get blown by an assari. No, but we can even say the same about us. When we recommend a film it's like we've recommended certainly films of like we have what the movies we like. So it's like even when you recommend a film now, it's like

Alex like this, this is really going to be in my street. It's like that's what it is when you've established like a taste. Yeah, yeah. Taste makers, you figure out, yeah. But hey, if you want to send us care packages. Yeah. Yeah, the cyberpunk DLC is coming out soon, isn't it? We've heard this

a Zoda movie coming out. Do you want to fly us out? Yeah, suddenly we're like really pro-illumination after they fly us out. To have a chat with Chris Pratt. Even in that case, I would still shit talk it. It's just like, oh, contract, fuck that. I mean, talk shit. Right in his face. Destroy any corporate.

I bet he's a really nice guy as well. Yeah, I'm sure he's lovely. He'll be one of those guys that, like, is nice, but you still hate him, you know? Stop being nice. No, no, come on. I can't respect him. Like, the shit he's done, come on. Chris Pratt?

Oh, the, like, religious... No, the thing of having kids are so on, and they turned out to be a bit, like... And then he left the fucking... He got a new partner and had new kids. He had kids with Anna Ferris, did he? Is that his current partner, or the previous one? That's who he used to be with.

Yeah, yeah, he had kids with her, and then they turned out to be, like, you know, a bit special needs, I believe, and then he left her, and then got a new partner and had kids to live anything. I've heard nothing of that. And then he made a story about how his new wife gave him, like, healthy kids, like, bruh, that's really fucking weird. That's a bit, like, immorally weird.

And then you look at it from a religious view, and it's like, yeah, he's a bit of a fucking freak. Yeah, I never know what to think is, like, yeah, what was that going around that, like, the church he goes to is this way or whatever. But then he was asked about it and, like, just wasn't true. I don't know. Yeah, I don't give a shit about tabloid bullshit. Yeah, that's the thing. It is tabloid boy shit. Like, I'm not slagging off Chris Pratt.

No, Chris... Chris... He hates... Who... Which Chris are you on about? What's his name? Chris Pratt. It is Pris-Prat.

I was thinking about the other one. Who's the other one? There's a few. There's Chris Pine. I was thinking of Pine. I was thinking of Pine. Chris Hemsworth. Who, apparently, you said,

it's Dungeons and Dragons isn't that bad? Yeah. You're just surprised. It's genuinely fine, yeah. I thought it was like, shit. No, yeah, I was quite surprised, actually. Because I kept seeing the trailers for that fucking film whenever I was going to the cinema.

And I was just getting so sick of it. and I thought it was so bad. But yeah, it was, yeah, just... And it's got the actress from Fast and Featine as well. She's my favourite actress. Playing the character she always plays. Yeah. Pilot from Avatar.

This is my question. When are we going to watch FastX? When is there going to be a James reviews of FastX? Let's go! That's a part one. Oh my God, it fucking is as though, isn't it? Oh, fuck Fast and Furious, man. Have we done a Tokyo trip video?

They're going to call it Fast X2. Fast X part two? No, they're going to call it Fast XX. The secret's going to be in 10 movies time. Fast 20. And then it has a crossover with Triple X. Fast and Furious Triple X. Yeah, Triple X fucking surfs in on a rad wave.

No, but we can't. Oh, man, Triple X. I tried watching those ones. Isn't DMX in Triple X? Oh. Rip. I know I got to admit I couldn't finish them I couldn't the triple X films so fucking bored yeah yeah I think I got about 20 minutes in it wasn't isn't um isn't one of the main actors fucking ice cube oh let's go yeah I don't know man probably uh one more question

eh I actually want to do two if that's okay yeah that's cool are you gonna shit yourself wasn't we? I'm going to piss myself guaranteed. Yeah, we're going to pee and then just launch it. Into the fan. Speaking of celebrities that we love, Dark Star VIII says, Hi Jar Boys, I just wanted to tell you about the bizarre

cult-like obsession my town has with Ryan Reynolds. Since his purchase of the town's footy club, Rexham FC, a bizarre North Wales town recently turned city, he has become somewhat of a local celebrity. Among bizarre antics, including Will Ferrell and Paul Road drinking in

one of the worst pubs in the town. He's also managed to bring over another jar favorite, Prince Charles. Suddenly everyone here is obsessed with Dead Ball and have become fans of it's always sunny. Did I mention Rob McClernier co-owns the club? I feel pretty dumbfounded about the whole thing and being someone who doesn't care for footy, there isn't much appeal for me. There is definitely a kind of defecation. Sorry, deification of Mr. Reynolds in this town, despite my thinking of him as the guy who gets shit on by a podcast I listen to. The universe seems to have aligned in the most intriguing way. Having listened to jazz since around the colossal is crazy episode,

I could never have seen this turn of events coming. Anyway, Bear Bear Boys, thought this would be interesting for you to hear about the cult of Ryan Reynolds, which has infested this town. Side note, there's also a song dedicated to them buying the club, which is made by a local band containing Deadpool name-dropping galore. Okay. Ryan Reynolds is a bad person Okay, let's know, let's say

You need to stop him He's gentrifying the world No, this is a theory I've had Is that now we're in a level of capitalism Where it doesn't matter what you're famous for If you haven't a name You can become absolutely famous In anything you go into

Ryan Reynolds and Rex MFC is a prime example of this Lewis Capaldi having a pizza brand in Iceland It's another thing of this It's destroying everything Because there's no longer about making a product that is good and people want to buy it, it's just making a celebrity's name on it and then people buy it.

It's going to ruin everything. And this is only the start because Ryan Reynolds is considering buying a other football club is like a rumor. And if this is the first, there's going to be more. There's going to be more. Think of this.

Formula 1, the longest and most prestigious motorsport, might be bought by Bezos and Musk. If that's Formula 1, it's going to... Everything's nothing safe. But then Iron Man 2 begins. Exactly.

What, Elon? Yeah. Iron Man 2, the whole fight scene in the... From Monaco. Oh yes, yes. And Elon Musk is in that scene? But the thing with Wrexham especially is that the prices of tickets have like tripled since he's taken over.

So it's actually pushed out genuine fans of Wrexham FC. It's not good for the town though. He's bringing in... Surely this is good for the money. this place and where yeah yeah because wexham's been promoted so their first time ever been promoted yeah it's kind of like a big deal for this play i get why like i don't like ryan reynolds's movies but this this doesn't bother me um but it's not but it's no longer about the club it's not he's made the club about himself like sure he's he's you know he's but this is a thing

he's bringing in the wexom fc players into hollywood because of his connections so you're now going to see wax and fcc players in fucking marvel movies because he's got connections. This is what I mean. It's this fucking weird thing and I don't believe celebrity. That's probably going to be like a Deadpool 3 thing. Yeah. Like he's going to have a team with the Rex MFC. They're all going to come here. That's going to like blow it up

further. It's, I think it's wrong. The thing, like to me as someone who doesn't watch or is interested in football, any sport. I thought it was super corrupt anyway. Well yeah, this is what I mean. Like it should be about oh

this team is performing the best so they're the best you know they should have the most notoriety they like everyone should know about them Barcelona they're the best you know they're the instant ones instead of it being oh Ryan Reynolds and the day man have attached themselves

to a football club so therefore so therefore like I just give a shit now that's the thing if the if the team is crap at football then I don't give a shit isn't that I can't isn't it Man United does that though they just throw their money around and just buy

best players okay the thing of Man United is they're shit they're fucking shit and they can't get out of being shit so they're buying the best players and surprise surprise they're still shit that's what's happening in Man United

they bought Ronaldo like a few years ago and he left and guess what nothing changed because they're shit like the management of the Man United shit but I always thought the idea was that like Liverpool was a team made up of people from Liverpool no

no no it's just that was the original idea engaging for me maybe i'd care more if that was the yeah i don't care but it's like no they're just throwing money around to dudes from different places like it it's not about like separating the people it's just like showing the best of that location it's like you're paying respect to that area you know football's a really weird one because it football is not about sports about money the whole thing it's like my my team, my sport is Benfica. Their whole tactic is they're in so much debt where they're like, they go to South America,

all of their routes of recruitment in South America, and they just get the stars. The next generation of stars, they're recruiting, so then they make hundreds of millions. That's their thing. That's it. And it's just, football's about money. It's not about anything else. Like I found out recently,

like in America, you know, like college footballs, this huge thing. It's only like semi-recently that they're starting to like pay the players because before it was all like scholarship stuff. So it's like, oh no, you're getting paid in the scholarship. So, like, forget all the money you're making for us. You know. Fucking hell.

Which sucks. Yeah, like, I'm glad they're getting a cut now. But, like, man. Sport is a very, very, like, fascinating thing. What's like, have you heard about this, um, this golf tournament? Um, I can't remember what it's called. Um, but it's one of these, uh, like, Saudi governments are, like, funding it. And they're, like, poaching all these golfers and paying them.

Just silly amounts. for these contracts and it's yeah it's just fuck this is the thing I don't care about sport like even to an Olympic level there's like corruption everywhere

the only sports I care about is like the lowest level of sport because that's where it's like genuine like passion people playing because they love it drifting is like that is like it's getting big but it's still like all grassroots but it's just like people are really good at it do it and it's fun it's an enjoyment thing

I don't care about school I think local stuff is really cool just wind of a small scale yeah Genuinely, like, I'd be more inclined to go to a Swindon-FSI match than, like, a... Five Manchester United. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, I care about... It's a passion thing. It's like, if you love this thing, I care more about it because you love it and not because you're getting paid a lot to it. Well, I actually met some people from Swindon-FC, and they were cunt. Okay, I'm just really, what was their vibe? Swindon-F-C. This was a while ago, but yeah, it was like, you know, it...

They were football. right and they were acting like footballers yeah they play for Swindon you're Swindon FC mate

to be fair I've actually been I've actually been in Nando if one of the Swindon like top stars like in that day and it was just like he was just normal normal

when they drove out and there was a convoy with like five Motos because it's like cause because even Swindon FC players do get paid a lot yeah

a lot they're making good money but it's like yeah it is the same more thing if you're passionate about something I'm gonna be passionate about it because you care and that's what you don't get in any sport of that level yeah it just becomes about like it's corporate so it's corporate yeah yeah no different to YouTube no different to anything really but I

would say my favorite sport is Valorant shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I like Halo Infinite esports yes it doesn't it doesn't no let's be honest esports um um bleep that um ye yeah it's the same smash games we'd watch

no smash rock smash is yeah until they all turned out to be fucking nonsense it was it was cool up until that point no there's the thing with smash

it's a really niche because it's like yeah you have these like like um what's that really big like tournament the what's it called we've always seen clips of it the biggest like smash tournament

and fighting games Yeah, yeah. Evo. Evo. Yeah. But then it's like you don't watch Evo. We watch the local ones where it's just like two really good players. So that is that passionate level.

It's like these guys, they don't like raise. They like, you know, shake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like just playing. Or those backyard MMA things we were watching. Yeah, that was fire. That is that is sport right there. Yeah.

Just two dudes with nothing eludes. In the woods somewhere. Yeah, in the woods, a fight to the death. Yeah. That shit was awesome. And it's just like, if a sport gets to like that, that super style level, I don't care. I never care. Yeah.

I just love, like, real people doing things they like. But what do you think about, like, Formula One? This is, no, Formula One is a weird thing because, you know, I grew up with Formula One. I've always watched Formula One. I follow it. I watch highlights every week. But isn't it just as much about, like, the technology? No, I watch you for the technology, because my boss is a Formula One engineer.

So he actually has obscene knowledge, and I've seen parts of X Formula One cars. I watch it for technology so far this season I've watched more videos about the technical side than I've watched the waist because it's like Red Ball are like so fucking fast it's actually insane what they're doing

to get that speed and I love that engineering side because it is like this stuff they're doing now 10 years time it's going to be on your road car that's how like fucking advanced they are and that's why I love it because it's an engineering thing it does push attack doesn't it that's the coolest thing about Formula One to me

but how do you avoid the inherent corruption thing then if like surely whoever's got the most resources well yeah but Red Bull have like they've just see Red Bull fast because they've got this guy called Asia Nui and he's like he's the one who designed the car and he's so fucking smart where he they're winning by fucking 30 seconds because of him but the same time Aston Martin English team they've got Canadian investor he's plummeted millions into their team made a new facility hired top people they're like second now

and because they funneled money I guess that's the ideal is you have like a handful of competitors or about a similar level if there's trickle down benefits to everyone though then I can see like

just throwing money into that you get more back yeah you know in terms of like society and benefiting everyone like this this tech someday could be put into Rookas

hybrid I think the hybrid phone one here has been going on for like a 12, like 10 years base figure and Mercedes have dominated it. Guess what, Mercedes now make hybrid cars that are good because they've been using that in Formula One. It is beneficial because all these really geniuses are still working on other things. Their skills can be applied so far and that's where you advance technology. It's like the Cold War.

It's like just an advancement of technology. And they're going, Formula One is going, I think. think in 20206 they're getting a new power plant regulations zero carbon they're using artificial fuels that make no pollution no no pollution and obviously Porsche the Porsche is like been rumored to go in and they've got cars running on the zero pollution by like made fuel artificial fuel and it's like if they're doing this in Formula One now your car in 20 years isn't going to be using petrol it's going to be using a fuel that makes no emissions and this is going to say

Duma's, you're being naive because you're not going to be using petrol fuels because science would advance so much where we're using fuels that make no emissions. She means we don't need battery cars, we just modify what we have. And this thing is, everything, climate change,

everything is an engineering problem. What you're thinking might be a problem, they've already fucking fixed. That's how far ahead engineering is in terms of everything else. Think of like SpaceX. Because I watched one their recent launches and it was just like the Wocket just landed

it was like oh that's the fifth one it's done a fucking Wocket going to space has landed for the fifth time on the fifth mission in the 70s it was like they'd throw it in the bin that's fucking insane yeah isn't like the real challenge like making a mass

marketable mass produceable product that's like where it gets challenging right yes yeah then it just becomes like perfecting and making it cheaper and cheaper and cheaper yeah which is what's where a electric cars are at?

That's the process we're in. The electric cars is fascinating to me because it's not the future. It's not the future for Earth. Mars, moon, whatever. Yeah, it is. But, like, I think there's been a recent thing whether the Chinese government or Chinese companies are investing in sodium batteries.

Because lithium, no matter how you cut it, if we keep using lithium, we're going to destroy everything. Because there's not enough lithium to actually do, like, widespread batteries. so we need an alternative technology so batteries aren't the answer and they're not going to be yeah it's so resource intensive

isn't it yeah then you look at hydrogen of fuel cells and then adapting old cars like Toyota announce in the AA6 on hydrogen you literally just modify an engine and you can run on hydrogen it's not efficient they use as rain more hydrogen but that's like a technology

it's like you never ever like get worried or anxious about the future when it comes to technologies because their engineering is so insane sane and that they're doing things now that we're not going to know about for years. Maybe an AI can crack it. We've already cracked

it. If Porsche have done mainstream tests on like biofuels and self man-made fuels, the carbon free, then there's not, that is the future. Just don't stress. And that is another thing. Get into an engineering.

Engineering is like a highly advanced and like required work. So if you have like that brain, all go into engineering. Best thing I've done. It pays well as well so you can buy Nissan's. Well guys, I want to end on this one

from Impossible Ad 16, sorry, 8169. What Alex's thoughts on him almost turning 30? Any advice for people going through their 20s? Kind of touched on this early with dream. Early 20s fellow insecure as fuck. He doesn't know

what he's doing. And man, if you don't look, look back at yourself from your early 20s and feel that way. I've got problems, man. Yeah, I think you're allowed to be a mess when you're 20. Yeah, I think you have to be a mess. Yeah.

You have to fuck up and actually be a depressed piece of shit. You're going to make mistakes. You're going to be so much happier. I wouldn't quite go that far, but like, I would. I think that this period is like when you actually discover yourself and what you actually want to be and do and what you believe in what you actually think. What I would say is there's a timeline that's like your young kid,

you love what you love, you're going to secondary school, that will get stripped away by the system. And then from 18 to 24, 25 is when like you learn yourself. 26, you're like, you're starting to be comfortable of who you are. I've said this recently of music and how like I've now discovered this now is what I love. What I love in music And I'm 26 And there's there

You shouldn't wash that And there's this view Where it's like You're all Like The younger you are The better your life is And all these old people

Say like I'd go back 20 years And I'll be young again And then I'll talk to people On my age and they're like I'm so much happier now Than I was 10 years ago And people get absolutely crippled

By like shoulds Yeah I'm 22 so I should have this thing I should have this year I think in the UK And I would say America I know it's different in other countries but we're so grind focused on where you should be in your career big time I've only just recently changed queer like a year

ago and it's like I'm doing this so late but doesn't make any difference because that's when I found where I want to be you should never ever wash or push yourself into that and that's why I would say don't go to uni because you're pushing yourself down a path you don't even know you like it depends on the on the type of person you are yeah if you're someone that like you know what you want mm-hmm like now then go to uni and study thing. But then I disagree because then you might end up in a career that you actually hate in practice. The thing is that, like, you do that for a few years. It's never too late to switch and make a change. And sure, it might be like a financial sort of knock or, you know,

it sets you back. But it doesn't, but if you're moving towards what you want, you should. Then it's not setting you back. No. It's actually, you're setting you forward. You're just staring because you've gone like you're there when you're queer and you've changed path but you've not gone down you've just kind of gone to the side yeah you've because now you're actually gonna get a much better peak because you're gonna like what you do yeah and it's like why i'm 26 i'm in college college you know and it's like it's not a knock against me i'm like machining and i'm enjoying yeah education is always good our mom went to uni when she was like in her 40 that's the thing is uni especially it's like there's so many courses where there's so many

older people because they can get a union there are benefits and honestly yeah I feel like if I went to uni now compared to when I was 17 I would actually engage in it probably now whereas I just would be

yeah now it would be less about getting fucked and fucked up it'll be about actually drilling down and learning how to fucking type that's the thing it's like I would say like if I was if I've done the college course I'm doing now

as a kid God, I've been so much sloppier but it's like they give us free breaks in the day and it's just like can I just work through them because then I'm just going to get the work done and I want to do the work it's like I'm almost restrained by the system

wanting to being catered to like younger people and it's like I care about what I do I've done all my call circle I use chat to you GPT but it's like I do my core circle and I'm like I'm in the lesson I'm asking like what about if I want to do this

because I'm just trying to suck in all that information that, because a lot of these lectures, especially in like engineering stuff, they're like 40 years experienced. They fucking know what you want to know. And they're not going to give it to you. You've got to suck it. Yeah.

Not suck it. Suck it good, man. You got to suck at A grade, dude. It's like these people have this expertise, but they're not going to give it to you. But if you're hyper, like, actually interested, they want to spill it because they know you can. And you're not going to get that as like an 18 year.

You're not going to realize that opportunity. thing but now i'm like to anyone listening or watching who is in that kind of age range you know doing your gcc is doing your a levels man like my brain now like me now doing that stuff i would have applied myself i would have actually like done something so fucking do it now um what one thing i saying that though it's also a journey like uh i can't be be held up on the way i behaved throughout sixth form you know because what's the point like

it and no matter how much my dad said to me like just just like do it you'll love it in the future it's like but I wasn't there yeah I didn't I didn't revise a single second for GCSE

I just did it all yeah I've never revised in my life but I just yeah kind of bullshit my way through somehow but that didn't that didn't work at A level though yeah I think that's that that's just

genuinely a problem with the education system. The gap between GCSE and A level is too big. For people who, like... Bungled their way through GCSEs. Yeah, I was coasting. Yeah, I coasted, and, like, I did well in GCSE, and I didn't deserve to do well. Yeah, I did, like, weirdly well at GCSE.

Yeah, like, so then it became the thing in my head. It was an affirmation, like, oh, I'm just naturally really clever. Oh, yeah, I can just do that. Yeah, I can just do nothing. I played Dead Space One. That's all I remember from that era is, like, in the, in the, In the study leave, I played Death Space 1. In AS level, for me,

GTA 5 came out. And I was like, well, like, I'm already a genius. I've gotten good grades from doing nothing. So I don't need to do anything. It's almost like... It's like overachieving to underachieving and then becoming depressed as a result of that. Yeah, because it's like, oh, I've done so well.

And then you fucking struggle. Yeah. And then you're really fucking, like, depressed. Yeah, yeah. Fucking fucked us up. No, because I had... That was like a humbling moment for me was, uh, the first year of sick form like I did terribly the AS um like exams yeah I did pretty

rubbish and then I retook the first year with different subjects um but that was kind of like the humbling I needed to actually like apply myself yeah yeah yeah I did fine um I think yeah you've actually like got to like wear your favor as like a fucking backpack and learn from them yeah that's the big thing it's okay to make them and you're gonna especially when you're that fucking age you know like yeah that's fine don't beat yourself up for it that is the point that's why you're doing it like you can't learn without getting it wrong

all of the best learning experiences in my life have been like I've fucked up yeah yeah no you know I don't I believe I believe humans can't improve unless they fuck up and you've got to fuck up and then be like I fucked up yeah you're identified fuck up yeah you are not analyze what you've done your mind set and then you're like

and you've got this permanent point of reference to yeah in your history you know even in work though it's even in work like shock when you go into a job

you're gonna fuck up and you go I when I fucked up I was always like I would become like obscene levels of depression because it's like I'm so hard on myself

yeah but then it's just like you know three weeks later you know it's improved them and my colleagues like yeah you've done really well you've like improved you've noticedably improved

and it's like yeah I'm doing well yeah it's like Batman begins is about mm you got to take down Rache one thing to kill him just like Batman would

just like Batman would what I would say I know this is I think this is a human thing as well is just like asking for help do it more than you think actually like clarify shit advice because I was always way too shy

like in sick form school to like me too they're like an infinite resource these people that's the thing like this even recently

it's just like using machines you know if I fuck up on this means I can die you know that this is the danger

of these machines you can pull your eyes up and there's so many times and I'll stand there and I'm looking at the teacher and all it's going from head is like I'm so shy

I don't want to ask and it's just like this nothing happening it's just it's literally what they're there's what they're to remind yourself

it's what they're there for you just ask for help and then you could even at work I'm like I don't know to fucking do this. It's just fucking me off.

And it's just like, you know, it works. Ask for help. There's nothing wrong with asking for help ever. Say that in education, emotionally, anything. Just asking for help is always a good thing. Yeah. I'll say. I'll say.

I'll say. It's the end of the episode. Yeah. It's been a fucking long one. Okay, I need to go patient. No, I need to. I need to. Beep.

Thank you.