JAR Media Posdact - The Drone Rogan Experience - JARCast Episode 253

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 14:01 Housekeeping 28:27 Alex is not quite done with Arcane 35:59 Bird Comment 40:43 The Rock in Fortnite (Finally) 48:33 Mid Break 49:01 Ranking The Wallace and Gromits 57:49 Is Coca Cola Brown or Black? 1:04:49 Cowgirl 1:10:23 Bijeenie Council? 1:12:15 Dog Walker Anecdote 1:15:12 Have you been paying attention to YFM? 1:17:59 WW2 vs WW1

Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the JARMedia podcast. Today, it is a nice, calm one, we are calm, there is no chaos. We've expelled all of our chaos. It is completely gone. There is not an ounce. There is not a neutron. There's not an atom of chaos within this cast.

There's not an orc cloud of chaos in the air. An orc cloud. an aught cloud O-O-O-R-T There's not an aught cloud of chaos on this cast It is episode 253 And today you're joined by me James, Jamie and Alex

And today we're coming from you live And this is a big thank you to The Patreon's over at Patreon And the Jarlings on our lovely Jarl Media Patreon Thank you very much Welcome to the show Should we quickly touch on what beverages we're consuming? Yeah, but first can I just say, I liked that intro.

I like that intro. I was just looking at the floor, just fucking speaking whatever, like, ounce of anything. Yeah, before we touch on our beverages, what's an aught cloud? Yeah, what the fuck is in aught cloud? Oh, I was just reading about them today. there's something that's really cool that's such a cop-out right if you want to find out more about

aught clouds don't go check out the jar media Patreon we have the aught cloud special going up right now oh we should have done a special on all you know if it was if it was old jar we would have done an aught cloud blab we can still do an aught cloud

blab I don't think there's much to say about ut clouds Oot clouds Oot clouds I've also got a comment that How come you already decided in the intro What the tone of the cast was going to be

No we've talked about this The tone of the cast is determined By the energy of the intro Yeah There's bound to be examples of ones That have gone crazy as they've gotten on I feel like that's happened No I think

The way the casts our intro Just absolutely define the cast It's like once that's that level set, we naturally kind of don't go higher than that. I don't know, someone out there. There might be, there might be episodes where the wall is broken, but if like, if the chaos is started in, like, absolute chaos, the episode's going down the drain. I've been enjoying, um... That's fucking bullshit. I just sneezed and nobody said bless you.

Bless you, Jamie. Thank you. Um, I was actually just going to edit it out anyway. Well, today I am drinking a lovely bit of makers mark whiskey and some Pepsi A nice little wing a ding to my finger ding On a Saturday thing ding What are you drinking, Jim? I'm drinking water down Pepsi

What do you mean water down? Well, you know what it like When you go to McDonald's or a pub or something It's syrup mixed with soda water Bag in box Yeah It's like the Pepsi gunk

The Pepsi Sewap Yeah It's like highly concentrated Pepsi I prefer gunk You had it right The first time

Pepsi gunk Yeah And then That's what it is And then water down With soda water Yeah Whereas I've gone

With Pepsi gunk Water down With regular water So it's kind of like A It's more like a squash Like a

A Pepsi squash Shalky Wilchery gunky skush were you microwaving your drink was I microwaving my drink well because I am drinking at just a regular English breakfast

peachy tips right now were you warming up the milk no why was the microwave on the microwave wasn't on oh did you hear the beeper oh I was timing the brew with the microwave

with the oven yeah don't you think that's taking it a bit too far yeah what time the brew. Yeah, because there are times where I've left it to brew for too long and then the toast is ruined.

Do you not just have like an internal clock for that? Because when I pour, when I pour the brew, I'm just like, that'll be fine. I have a crazy mind. Like, it's hard to keep organized. So having constant timers for things. Are you saying right now that your minds dare I say chaos? Well, I feel like it's been banned off this particular episode, but seeing as you asked me, yeah. You have a chaotic mind

Would you say that your mind is a big contributor to the chaos That is sometimes Present Present on this dare I say episode Dare I say cast I feel like my My chaos reigned I've let my chaos reign

That's bullshit That is absolutely bullshit What do you think I have chaos that is yet to Yeah You, you, you, as was proven on our episode, you have chaos and that's,

we went through this whole discussion of the difference. What do you mean by your episode? The episode with just you too? Yeah. What do you mean? We explain there's different, like, there's,

there's a spectrum, right? The only one who's not chaotic is Jamie. Without Jamie, we are just chaos. Jamie's the bridge of the two different types of chaos. But we've had episodes together and they were actually really chill one. They're the best episodes. The best episodes.

Hi, thanks guys doing that. No, wait, hold up. Alex, do you agree? Do you agree that I have zero chaos? Oh, no. No, no, no. I think it this is a, it's a, it's a, not a ying yang, because that's only two.

It's more of a ying yang if there was like a yong as well, ying yang yong. So there's like an equilibrium split between three. See, I don't. disagree because I think you know that the historical device if they combine mirrors to make

a weapon I mean it's a thing in history it's a it's a myth that I think like Da Vinci or whatever made a fucking weapon that basically used the sun against mirrors and made a laser meme what I'm saying is this like

Jamie is like a concentrated form of my chaos So like when It's a reflected beam from the sun Yes My chaos reflects off of Jamie's mirror beam And makes the beam stronger So that's, it's like stronger chaos

No I think We just feed off each other's energy Yeah like mirrors Fill in gaps that aren't That one is lacking Someone else will adjust And so there's an equilibrium In chaos cast

When it's me and Jamie being chaos You are the middle ground you just said like five minutes ago that I was the middle ground no that's when you're chaotic with me when you're sucking my chaos energy you know he's like he's left he's left as no chaos you know I do you have to say sucking

so so this is more like the the sun the holy ghost and the guy the spirit free guy yeah the free guy I have no idea what you're about. The free guy, the sun and the ghost. The free guy, the rock and fortnight in the spirit. Yeah.

And spirit from Donda. Yeah, you did say, did you say in the Patreon bit about sometimes extra videos and whatnot? Sometimes there is a few extra videos coming up a little early. But I only want to reference that because I just want to say that I finally put the MassFit 3 video up. where the like footage is so old like the way less pictures on the wall wearing like shorts and stuff because it was in summer

yeah it is just summer when you film that because I watched it it was just wow back when it was actually like it was happy being alive so if you want some extra jar that's a three hour long extra podcast basically

head over and watch that really great video I fully enjoyed it great time watch it give it 10 out 10 on iTunes Spotify and SoundCloud. And actually the gayest jar fan on this topic left a comment

saying, Howdy Ming has just wanted to say that I really loved the Faza video. I know nothing about cars and never play racing games, but it's always nice to hear people talk about things they genuinely enjoy. As fun and cathartic as it is to watch something truly awful get torn to shreds, I'll always appreciate the bits of positivity

thrown in now and again. It makes me wish the quest for the best was a bigger series. Yeah, why isn't the quest for the best? That's the bigger series, bro. Um, why isn't it? Yeah. Why aren't you watching things you enjoy? I do watch things I enjoy.

Then why aren't you making videos about them? Um, because it's just people don't care in the same way. This isn't about them, this is about you. This is about will you enjoy, you know? Yeah, that's why I make the videos I want to make. You don't. Damn, what do you mean? What should I be making?

No, because, no, bro, I know there's videos you love making, but you don't make. Because they're so fucking, like, bizarre. Like, um... Like, what do you think I'm not, um... Do you know what I mean? It's like, there's a level of Alex that's just like... Yeah, like game jumps. What do you think we're doing right now?

Now, the reception to the falls of video has been quite... good um i i i've like kind of not wanted to watch it because i felt like i was being really cringy in it what do you mean like i thought that i was no you we wouldn't have done the video if you weren't there because we wouldn't have had enough to say yeah you carried it with your car knowledge so yeah and i just haven't watched it but there's been a lot of good feedback on it and there is more in the pipeline uh we've got a nice video planned that i'm unbelievably excited about like the most childish way but we just need

to do it and it'll be a great video and I'm really looking forward to it no I can't believe we never tapped into the I don't want to use the word gold mine but I'm going to say gold mine in terms of enjoyment because to me when someone

is passionate about something and they just start going off about the thing they're passionate about Jane for the cars yeah it gets you excited like I've got no clue about cars and stuff but James will send me like oh should I buy these wheels

and you give me the most driver's sponsor you're like okay well I'll just say like yeah you do because I don't know like those I see some wheels and I'm like I mean they look like wheels to me you know but the fact that you're so

like hyped up in that moment it is infectious it's and I did buy those wheels I did buy it it's quite an intimidating like subjects to jump into because I remember always like growing up being like never quite understanding what it was as someone who's not

like an inherent car person. What makes like a car awesome to someone and what makes a car like cringe weather to someone? See that's that's why I'm really excited about doing the video where we tore the pisser in my car because I can like explain this stuff in really good detail and it will come

across it'll make sense to people who don't get it. Like there's yeah I can't explain but it's like it's like I'm a kid I see these cool wheels or these cool Japanese cars and it's like I am a fucking child it's like there's a level of joy that nothing has ever been able to like

feel the same as but there's like so many different layers because it goes beyond just like what the car looks like but it's also like the internals of it that are competing companies or the histories of all the different runs of vehicles and shit like it goes deep it goes really deep

and it's like everyone has their little part of it it's like I might not look like ex-car or ex-style. But people do like that, and I relate to them because they feel their way towards that. Like, I feel my way to the really specific stuff I care about. Well, I find, like, the idea of these super niche markets, and with, like, cars, it's not really that niche,

because there are so many car fans, and it's such a huge market. But it is. It, like, gets so niche within, like, the market of, like, secondhand cars and everything. yeah like super niches i've got a i've got an 80s style japanese cigarette lighter mood lamb really something i never would have even like would find out that that existed it's like i've just got it because it just works with like my thing but like i want to go deeper into this stuff and it's just the plan to do it's just we need the white like atmosphere because you can't do it now because it's so dark all the time so it's just like going to give it a few months and there'll be a really

a video I'm really hyped about and we're going to do it. And we've also got change of views being picked up again as well. We've got faster viewers to go into and that's when it gets I'm so fucking hyped. It starts and it just doesn't end that one.

Yeah, but there's only three good ones. Well, we'll see. How do you guys feel about cleaning up a little bit? I vacuum today so I feel tidy. Do you guys feel that after you like clean up your space and then

just kind of encouraging. encourages you to want to spend more time in that space See, no, this is different because we don't own houses I don't found the same They lived in a flat or in my bedroom They say a clean room

It's a clean brain Or whatever Would Jordan love saying Clean your room Do you find a clean house or clean room Or just the I think it can be like a reflection of your mental state sometimes.

Does it help you? Do you feel more chill and less going on in your mind when you do clean? Um, I find it therapeutic to clean. Yeah, it's the active cleaning. It is very therapeutic. Time for leaning is time for cleaning. Drinking lean before you clean. Yeah, yeah.

Um, I don't know if that works for me. what do you mean you see I like living in squalor I like getting home and doing nothing you find a certain comfort and I jump into my bed that's still sweaty from the previous night

that's my idea like you jump into bed and you hear like a slosh you hear a slosh you hear an audible squelch you like the imprint to like of your body to like yeah yeah

you know that's what I'm craving. No, I do get that because it's like, we all have the chair, like, everything just kind of piles up. The chair. It goes from bed to chair,

and then chair to bed. No, because when my chair, I don't use my chair, because it's the old jar media chair, the grey one that I think you sat on. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was one of them, and I just have it in my room in the corner, because my room is, dare I say,

it's fucking empty. There's basically, there's a chair in a bookcase, And that is it. And loads of CBD bottles are all over the floor. So it's like the train never gets used. So all the clothes are spiral on there. And it's like...

Yeah. If I start... And then twice a year, you're like, you know what? It's time to do some laundry. No, it's mainly because of socks. Because I've got this whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you don't pair...

If you can't get a pair of socks that match, you don't pair them up. So you leave them the singles until you find the oven in the washing machine. Wait, so what is your issue? You've got loads of socks. that don't have a pair. Yeah, so I leave them on the chair. Then it gets to the point that I've got no socks,

but there's loads of singles on the chair. So I have to sort the chair to find the socks. Wait, this is a topic, like, I've been meaning to get into for a while. Okay, go for it. You said to me a while ago, Alex, that you think you've got to be, like, psychotic, psychopathic to pair odd socks, to wear odd socks and go out. Yeah, but I will preface that I acknowledge that, I'm the weird one for thinking this.

James, what do you think? Because I think most people don't care. James takes his socks off and reveals the beautiful, perfect pair. Okay, the whole point was that I thought they were odd. I think they were odd. No, normally I swear they're not. Because normally look, because it's this style, but the whiteing, there's four different kinds, black, grey and blue.

would you say if one's blue and one's black they're odd no that's the thing if it's the same brand the same family of sock yeah then you can mix and match as you please especially if it's like the tip of the toe is pink and the heel is pink yeah and but the other one the tip of the toe is blue

if it's from the same if it's like the same design that I can yeah that being said that still bothers me but it's not really gonna it bothers you wait can you go into that a little bit. I disagree with that because you can't actually see the colour. No, that's what I mean. If the part that's showing is of the same colour

then I think to go to any sort of business meeting or interview or anything like that. Oh, you're just to embarrass yourself? No, I'm saying if they're the same then it's fine. They're not going to notice that like two black socks. From what they can see, the socks are black.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If the heel is two different colours, what does it matter? Um, but I'll go so far with, like, using the black sock example. I've done it before where I put on two black socks and figured out these are like different, from different families. These are like different designs. No, that's different because you feel, because if they're two different designs, they feel different. And that feels wrong, and I'll agree with you that I can't do that, because that's uncomfortable. Oh, so it's a feeling thing.

No, that, no, the feeling counts into it, yeah. It's like a partial. Because it's like, you know, because you get. like all the other things you talk about. You get fabric like this but then you get the fabric that's thinner

but normally longer like you can't miss and match them because then it feels weird and then they're gonna fit they're gonna fit differently in your shoe well I mean

I wouldn't wear one long sock and one short sock because that would to me that would feel like somewhat unbalanced but that depends how far you go on that wearing odd socks

because that would be wearing really odd socks and do you do that? I mean, it depends. There's so many variables. Yeah, there's loads. I feel like just the second those socks feel different, you just become like a cockneyed chimney sweep.

You don't feel, they don't feel different if they're the same sock. What's wrong with being a cockney sweep? Lots of children died, I guess, up chimneys. Yeah, but they didn't choose to be there. They were chimney sweeps as a result of circumstance, not as a result of choice. Yeah. but I suppose

I'm sorry for the chimney sweeps out there that might get upset yeah I don't know it's just the one bit of control I have in my life alright I was gonna say that like do you feel do you feel as that you can gain control

through socks sorting yes but I kind of do not get the urge to wear odd socks. It's like... It's like a chaos. It's like the forbidden chaos

that you shouldn't do so therefore I want to do it. The forbidden fruit. Yeah, exactly. It's the original sin of man. Sox? Yeah. Because I do. I get it.

You know, because it's like you get out of bed, it's like I will go from bed to car to work in like 20 minutes, you know. I'm out of bed and I'm ready and I'm gone. After doing my teeth, it's like I get to the stage

of looking up my door full of socks and it's like what do I wear? Because finding a matching pair takes effort. Because if they're not done after being washed and paired up... Would you mean a door full of socks, by the way? Yeah, that sounds like a lot of socks. So you get the hangar

thing and it just has different pouches where you can put the pairs, the organised socks. And if I don't have the like together as a pair the odd ones are going in another one. So do you not fold them together? So then when you need socks you just grab them and they You fold the inside out, so they stick to...

Yeah, so it's just loads of pairs of them, and they're all the same. But there'll be odd ones where... So that's where it's gone wrong. Because when it's been paired... They've been paired in an incorrect way. I know, they don't get paired in an incorrect way. If my parents can't pair them, they don't. And that's why they end up on the chair.

So when the door of socks is empty, I've got to go to the chair to find the odd ones. And that's when, you know, I've got to go to work, and I'm like trying to pair matching. socks and that's when the forbidden chaos fruit sock comes into play. That's when I've got to choose. If you're in a rush, can you not grab one that's not in a mess? Well no, because I've used them all.

Oh, okay. That's why I'm going to the chair. But I like the feeling of not obeying the walls of socks. So that's how it's how you use it as a way to bring power back into your life by disobeying the order that comes with them. Yes.

organized laundry so what do you do then if a sock has holes in gone so do they never do as soon as you notice that hole is it instantly it depends on the location of the hole

if the hole is up by the ankle I'll wear those socks until the end dead until the sock is dead but if the hole is by the toes or the heel then those socks are gone to me see that's the thing I always get holes there.

Mine are always... The ball of your foot. Mine are always there, where the toes are. And I forget to bin them. So they will get paired up. So following the walls that we've just outlined,

I'll pick that pair, put them on, and then go to work with the hole. And that's obviously where my infamous whole sock of holing, shoe of holding in the same place stood in dog shit happened. That's why that happened. but it's just like

it feels wrong and that's why it feels right do you not want to wear odd things do you want to not want to wear or do something that's not symmetrical there's not like conforming because it's like you look at cars

a car's an example because I love this cars the front and back wheels are the same Do you not want them to be different? That's like not white, but it's so wrong and it's so good. I guess it's how you interpret and view the world. Do you view socks as a way of expressing yourself, or do you just use... Are you using them purely as a protection for your feet?

I think every single article of clothing is an expression. What am I saying right now? You're saying, sock. Fuck you bitch. You're saying, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to get high and go to McDonald's. Donald, is what you're saying there?

I wish. I'd say you're saying I'm halfway through a Halo Infinite playthrough and I'm just about done. I don't give a fuck. You said the band game. We're not talking about it.

What do you look like then? What do you think you look like? What does he look like? He looks like Jim. What am I saying? I'd say it's... Casual sort of... It's just kind of casual, smart.

Like, I care enough to not look terrible. Is what that saying? What are you saying? James is saying... I'm saying that. James is saying I simply don't know. No, this is smart. This is just smart.

No, but I... That's it. The hood's going up. I don't. think jeans and trainers are smart. Yeah, they're casual. Yeah. But they're casual smart. That's not smart. Why are you pointing at my purples?

Because I'm pointing at your trackies, because he's wearing jeans as well. That's not smart. No, but black jeans, blue jeans, big difference. Huge difference. Major difference. What's the difference? Black jeans, like, smart casual, blue jeans, casual. Yeah. I disagree with that. I think

all jeans is like smart casual. No, you've been outvoted. You've been outvoted. Like, no, but, no, but this, this is casual. That jacket thing is smart casual. You think? I think this is quite casual. I'd say it's smart casual because of the collar. It's like a bomber jacket.

It's just, it's a bomber jacket fleece, basically. Like a lightweight fleece. What? Were you going, man, like fleece as in sheep? No, it's just a green. Yeah, it's a bomber jacket fleece and it's so. this is smart casual this is this is not smart casual

because it's just a yeah so you're more casual than smart so you're it's like the spec no it is look really really lazy kind of smart

but I'd say right now you're more smart than I am smart I'm more casual than you are smart so then I'm the smart one and you're the casual one and so that means

the blue jeans are smart are blue jeans smart no they absolutely are this is this is this is the, the fucked up thing about fashion, clothing. It's like so many things can mean different things. I'd say because I'm wearing white and red trainers, basically the whole outfit comes down to those shoes.

Yeah, those are stupidly casual shoes. Yeah, they're almost sloppy. The whole outfit becomes casual because of the shoes. And these? Whereas James is, because they're white and black, but predominantly black, that makes them more smart than casual. even though they're not smart shoes by any means but they're smarter than my shoes

it works with the black i'm wearing which is smart that reminds me um i used to wear black trainers to secondary school um which you weren't supposed to do but i got away with it because i took a sharpie and just colored in all of the white on my trainer you had a Nike tick on your shoe yeah yeah and you colored in with a sharpie you color never cared you colored the tick in No one ever noticed. But it's like, these are so kind of casual, though, because of the white. I think this is just where we stand on the spectrum. Sloppy?

Not sloppy. Damn, what does that mean? Yeah, that's fucking rude. Should we actually clean this house up a bit, though, before we go into the mid-break? Yeah, this was something I needed to address. There were a few comments about, Arcane, which I brought up, but it wasn't really dig in. Yeah, you don't dig it.

Mild and Wild 420 left this to say. With the last episode discussion of Arcane and video game adaptations have got me wondering? Have any of you seen Castlevania? As someone who isn't really an anime fan, it's one of my favorite shows of all time, and nothing else really compares. Have you seen any of it? I think I finished season one. Yeah, I finished season one. I watched a bit.

Really fucking gorgeous. Yeah. We like what I've seen with the animation. But, um, something about Netflix ruined it for me. What do you mean? It started playing the episodes in like the wrong order. Oh. It would skip episodes and then play earlier episodes.

It was really weird. Yeah, mine was fine. So I stopped because of that. Hmm. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I never had anything against Castlevania. It was kind of a similar problem with Arcane where I just don't really care that much about... I care more about Castlevania than I do Arcane.

But I heard the latest season of Castlevania wasn't very good. No, I'm one of three or so of those. Yeah. So after I saw that and I was halfway through the show as a whole, I sort of gave up. Yeah. As well as the weird Netflix problems. Yeah, I'm kind of waiting for them to do one of these on something I'm more invested in. But I don't, it's not even something I really find myself pining for, really wanting.

Yeah. Yeah, like if it's a video game that you, you're interested in, you're more likely going to play the video game than... I'm also probably biased because a lot of the video games I grew up loving, like, have all gone down the exact same trajectory. It's just trash now. But there was this comment from, let's do this one from Dylan. I feel like people's expectations of our game played a large part in just how well it's been received. Most people early on probably thought it was going to be another shitty slash, mediocre video game adaptation based on an even shittier game so when the show actually turned out to be

really good overall it made people's perception of it even higher than it would have been normally I think the positive reception might also lead to some other people being a bit underwhelmed by the show's more cliche elements personally I really loved arcane it may not be the most unique thing ever made but in terms of execution I think it's very well done and they left a bit more but yeah I think that's exactly it's you me I found it great because Because I was expecting it to be shit because of League of Legends. Where I came in from the opposite of that. Because I was even saying it was good.

Yeah, even you were watching it. Yeah, that's a really good point. But I will say, because the previous time I mentioned it, I'd seen like two and a half episodes. Now, and then I saw a few comments saying like get past episode three, because that's kind of like when the story actually kind of gets moving and where the stakes are kind of set. And you have an idea of where it's going. things really do pick up in that third episode and it kind of sets the tone a bit more in terms of where it's going to go

in like a dramatic way because up into that point I was like is this like what is the audience for this like how just how edgy is this going to go just how babyish is this going to be but by the end of that third episode I'm not like hooked on it or anything but I think I will gradually get through it

mostly because of that animation and just seeing the visuals of it The action is really cool They use chinks quite well With her scenes But yeah I'm just I just don't I'm not that invested

Yeah I'm not invested in the league IP It's like the characters don't mean anything to me But I just think it's just pretty and I like it Yeah Because just part of me just wants to inherently support it Just so animation can slowly move away from its Treatment Yeah

Where it sits and people in people's minds eye in terms of like it's just for baby properties. And as a good thing for animation, the Cowboy Bebop live action season two has been cancelled. Yeah. So that's a positive for animation.

Yeah. I've seen the odd bit of that. Skip through it this morning randomly. I went on the last episode because I just wanted to see Ed with my own eyes to see how it worked and holy shit.

was not. It's a good thing it got cancelled. Yeah. Yes. It's really weird that show. It is.

It's not just an IP you can adapt. It's just, it is what it is. Because, yeah, you've been watching a bit of the original,

haven't you? Yeah. You said he found it cool. You thought you enjoyed it. But I was saying to you, like, sure. Like, just from watching it,

the original, it just seems like a bad idea. It's so stylish in a way that it's so hard to recapture. Yeah. Especially in live action.

going from that animation. To me, watching the anime just confirmed everything we were saying before the live action one came out. It seems so obvious, doesn't it? Yeah. It's just like a bad idea. Something that quirky, that much of like a cult following. You're just setting yourself up for...

Do you think they'd ever try that with like... Listen, speaking too soon. Have they ever done like an Eva live action bullshit? Have they ever tried that? Because they did it with like attack on Titan too, didn't they? with these like death note has like live action movies I don't think they'll do it with Evangelion because it's too much

to try to adapt with just the how actually obscene that show is but it's like it puts into question the live action Gundam and the live action one piece the Netflix are both doing yeah those are in development yeah they're doing one piece that's gonna be extra with the stretching and stuff it would be like we can be heroes it'll be even harder than cowboy people

For what I understand is the actual creative one piece is involved. That's instantly off the bat. Actually, that's something, but... I didn't see the necessity that. What's the point of... It's just big idea. Nothing is lost from the fact that it's animated. Well, I guess that's what bugs me about it so much

because it's kind of like implying, now we're improving it. We're making it better. Now it's a real thing. Now you can enjoy it. Now you're actually allowed to enjoy it because it's not for babies anymore. Which is total.

trash. Yeah. See, I think Gondam of all things could work because it's like the CGI with like actual big blockbusters with robot animation is obscene. But to make it work, they've actually kind of got to stick true to the themes of Gondam, you know.

And if they just try to go for... At that point, it's pointless because it just becomes a 3D animated thing instead of a 2D one. And the like Gundam the more recent Gondams look fucking great. They're really fucking pretty. So just watch them. Yeah

It's just going to be a blockbuster Is what it is It's just an action It's just not going to be Gundam So just why I think I hope Netflix get the point If they've catty cancelled

The season 2 of the cowboy Can I only hope Really Now We do have one more comment We could do here Unless you have any subjects You want to throw out

What do you reckon I've been playing a bit of Halo Infinite Let's do the comment Okay Jack Diamond Left this one which caught my eye. And I've got kind of like a deja vu of this

because I feel like I've read something like this before on the cast. Let me know if this like rings a bell. Hey boys, I've been going to the same spot outside of my favorite store for two years to sit and feed the same four crows. It's something that brings me true happiness.

About a week ago though, I've been dealing with this old guy demanding I not feed the crows because it's bad for them. I tell him that the food I give isn't harmful, and they're scavengers that usually can find easy sources of food. Despite that, he keeps finding different reasons to make me leave, like taking my food bowls, telling me I'm dominating the space, and saying... and saying stuff... I'm sorry, and saying staff at the store don't want me there.

I've learned the opposite from customers and staff saying, they truly enjoy seeing me there, and the manager has talked to him about harassing me. I'm surprised by the support I get, but I'm trying to stay fair and talk to... many people about whether what I do is good or bad so far I've only had people say it's good I'm wondering what your opinion are on feeding wild animals cheers boys fuck the old man he's a fucking dickhead

um first of all how do you know they're the same four crows no you're pretty smart if you give food to an animal and this it comes back the next day it's going to be the same animal it's a learned thing right they come back to you because why in the other crows in the area being like oh wait these four guys are getting they're getting fat they're getting trump plumpy you know they're getting good easy food right here why like why is it just stayed as four crows yeah well you say getting fat an argument against it um and this is weird because it was something that just happened the other week when i was in canada um we went to like a little walk in the park and these fat as fucks Squirrels.

Yeah. Came wandering over and were like coming right up to my feet and stuff. It's like what dove? Yeah, because people are giving them yummy. Yeah, so people are always feeding these squirrels so they just program... Ketchup flavored crisps and stuff. Yeah, much easier to just hop on over to a human than find a peanut or whatever. Yeah.

See, that's... I would say that it's not good. Because it's like dogs exist because that's how best. because that's how basically what happened. These animals constantly coming to us and then we adopt them and we, you know, breathe them wherever. But nobody's actually like taking these animals in once they've become dependent on us. So we're taking away their survivability in the wild.

So they will die, basically, when there's no humans there to feed them. That's bad. But giving animals a bit of food is okay. It just depends how far you. take it. This is just for the animals like well-being, right? Because it's like if they're dependent, they're losing their Yeah, I was kind of being devil's advocate with the squirrel example

I don't know if this, if it's just these same four crows or whatever or three crows, I don't know. It's four, right? That's the least believable bit of the story to me. You're hung up on that bit. I'm hung up on the four crows. See, I'd say do it because crows are are really underappreciated and I love crows. Crows are cool birds. Yeah, they're sick.

But also, like, the fact that crows really don't need... Yeah. They don't need a human intervention. Would you feel differently if it was, like, for ducks? Well, yeah, ducks... Ducks already are dependent on us. Are ducks as intelligent as crows? No.

I want to say no. No, ducks are... Yeah, I want to say no. Crows are fucking intelligent as well. ducks again like they're fine without humans unless if you feed them bread they explode that's not fucking true

everyone feeds them bread no there's an animal that you feed something and it explodes right yeah but isn't it like bad to give ducks bread because they fill up on bread and they're not getting like nutrients or whatever so it's just like bread is nutritious just get brown bread

yeah with seeds in complex carbohydrates in brown bread tell that to the duck digestive system that's the name of the episode then suck the dddii the sddii the sddii oh there is one I think we need to throw out before the mid-break

it was James's topic to be honest oh no no please don't they finally added him they added red notice to Fortnite oh yeah Yeah, shit Which does make it a permanent segment Like who's been added to Fortnite

No, the permanent segment Should be What is the Rock in now? Which jungles are you going to next? Yeah, yeah Which, uh, which manufactured jungle Is the Rock in now? Yeah, the Rock's in Fortnite

The Rock's in Fortnite, he's like an agent He's like a super agent or whatever To be, to be fair He should have been in it from the get-go It should have been in the face of it Yeah Yeah Because like the rock is the fortnight of

Movies Everything Mm-hmm The rock and Fortnite are the same They're the same thing They are They fill the same void Yeah

And they have the same appeal And the same audience Yeah Yeah same audience especially Mm-hmm Yeah I guess I watch some of the Like trailer thing For

Yeah we watched it whenever it was revealed and like Troy Baker's like The Rock, what are you doing here, man? Spider-Man's It's like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, this guy is being like tortured and then the Rock shows up

and he's like, oh my God, it's you. The one. And he does his eyebrow thing. Yeah, pretty cool. You don't know very excited about this, James. Can we talk about how much money the Rock?

Can we talk about how much money the Rock got paid for that ad for doing that ad. To be in Fortnite. No, not to be in Fortnite, to be in that ad for Fortnite. Well, yeah, it would be included in his Fortnite contract. Yeah. It would be one of the like

deliverables. Deliverables. That's how we're referred to. He's got to deliver absolute justice in the land of the fort. How much actual work is it, though? The reality is him going to a booth and like just saying some lines. Yeah.

And it would have taken him half an hour. And then the rest of his day would have been just pumping iron at the gym. And eating chicken. Yeah, because I remember watching like a behind the scenes of him like doing the like recording. Remember that movie Moana where he's like the voice of like the main guy? What can I say? Yeah, it was a clip of him like singing that. And it looked like they'd set up some like temporary.

booth thing and like a gym somewhere for him to like record that I believe that yeah yeah because like what what would they actually require of him otherwise all they need is a mic and just him singing into it and it to be good quality

no I doubt he actually goes anywhere he goes to the gym in his house they they film everything around between those two yeah yeah surely like in his home gym he's just got like a corner set up with like perfect audio equipment so if they've got Moana

voice lines for some phone game it's just like there you go 100 grand for your bullshit marijuana 100 grand

million per vine bro yeah that's the thing how much do you think it was actually for Fortnite for that

20 million 20 million plus easy no problem it's bonkers to me though because like the rock isn't a brand

but he is a brand well he is now but I mean to me the the brand of Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger

That's the thing that can be carried on For years The Rock has nothing You're saying there's no foundation Where Arnie was Yeah, yeah Multiple projects But like Arnie was in a bunch of trash

Yeah But he was also associated with like Predator Terminator That's pretty much it Total recall But those Those two are the main ones

and that foundation makes him like it gives him credit yeah whereas the rock like I guess black Adam might be his thing yeah what is it that makes him a cultural icon wrestling yeah wrestling and the scorpion king no it's just it's just wrestling

but so you're telling me he used his wrestling credentials to like build up his brand as his own like hype man and he's just made himself to that's what the eyebrow thing is yeah that's why he does it in the fortnight thing that eyebrow thing has been a that's his like identifying thing yeah he's been doing that since the wrestling day that's why he does that eyebrow thing yeah have you not seen the memes of him doing it no but that's what I thought it was I thought it was something that people had like memed I didn't realize it was actually intentional like

No, yeah, it's actually like his thing. There's nothing else. Holy shit. Okay. No, so it's that and the fact that he is huge. Does he have like a catchphrase? Has he got a thing? Yeah.

His thing is like, he's like really nice and supportive. That's his thing, right? Well, you haven't seen red notice. And everyone loves him. Really? He plays a little. Okay. The lame thing is,

John Sina has been on this same trajectory. and I think John Cena wins because he's been in a good movie he's been in suicide squad which is a better movie he plays a more interesting character within that movie than any single one of the Rock's films on Red Notis I'd say they're equal

No fucking way Jesus Okay interesting You're making me more and more curious about Red Notice That's all they can really take away And making me respect You do have to watch that movie Yeah, I loved it

I need to I've been on Netflix Like the last few days Like I just get home after work And I'm just tired I don't want to do anything So I sleep and it's like Go on Netflix the other day

And so red notices there And I was like I thought you were gonna say I get home from work And I just put on red nighters Every day It does then I wish I could

I'm going back to that Like secondary school Watched the same movie every day And it's red notices Well it'll be better than Django Unchained Wow Would you say that? Because that's the movie I watched all the time.

Yeah, but that's a good movie. Yeah, but when you've watched it 70 days in a woe, it doesn't, but it comes less of a good film. It's still better than Red Notice on the fucking first time watching it. Jesus Christ. Red Notice on a first time watch versus Django Unchained on the 871st Day. I guarantee you. I would prefer to watch Django, I'm telling you.

Let's do it. The new year. you want to watch Django 71 times on new years yeah let's do that 70 days we start on the first when we get to the oh okay no that's fucking that's what I did so when I say

so I watch Django 71 times and you watch Red Notice 71 times and see who makes it the 71 that's what you're saying see I would be you would because mine when I would just

in wed notice. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I'd pay. And Galgado and the rock. I can handle the work for 71 days. Ryan Reynolds? Not a chance. Let's see after these messages. Yo, how it is, cos?

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If you want to leave your own questions, head over to the subreddit where there's a suggestion thread. We can ask us whatever you like. Just like Pissor Dick official did. Now, I don't know if you'll be able to partake in this ranking here right now, James,

because, um, have you ever seen Wallace and Gromit? I don't know. Of course I've seen Wallace and fucking grommet. Which ones? Yeah, which... Okay, maybe you can't have them. You've seen them all?

Fuck, yeah. Name them. The first one was the moon one, right? Yeah. The moon one. Then you've got the one of the penguin and the trouser legs. Yeah. They're the two most vivid ones, but I have seen the others.

I just need to... A clothes shave? Sean the sheep? Seen that one. I have seen it. Yeah, the sheep one I do remember. Yeah, clearly you saw the movie. With the big rabbit, yep.

Yeah, well, yeah, so you have seen the more... That's beautiful, I'm happy. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I've seen them all. Because it's like, I love that the penguin one, because it's really... The penguin one is quite scary. It's actually quite like...

Yeah, that guy's messed up. It's like psychotic energy, and it's like pure this form. Well, that means we can all partake in this question then. I can't believe you thought I wouldn't have seen Wallace and Gwmett. Well, to be fair. I might have not seen anything else in my life, but I've seen Wallace and Gwit. If you're British and you...

That should be the one thing you're asked if you're like trying to get British citizenship. The episodes of Wallace. Break down Wallace and Grummit one. Okay, break down Wallace and Grummit. Yeah, it should be this exact question. No, because it's like with the English thing, it's like, most English people can't, wouldn't actually get UK citizenship because of the questions asked. But like the purest form of English culture is Wallace and Gwomit.

Yeah. To be British you is Wallace and Guamette. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's all this sort of nice things about British culture, the kind of quaint, quirkiness and the dry, like, humor and stuff works really well, and the wordplay and everything. But the question actually was, can the jar boys rank the Wallace and Gromit films from best to worst? Best. Best? Wrong trousers. Without? Wrong trousers is the best one. By fucking far. That, that shit is a masterpiece. genuinely

I think in terms of film you simply can't do better than the wrong trousers yeah the wrong trousers is a perfect piece of entertainment yep no argument there absolutely true every time I see it that that part where Gromit is on the train

and he's putting down the track that's what always comes into my mind too because that's an amazing action scene like the pistol yeah because like the penguin whipped out a gun stuff like it's got the like the stakes are raised like there's an actual gun here

the penguin has a gun but he's a penguin who is like impersonating a chicken yeah there's a glove on his head a red glove on his head everyone thinks there's a chicken committing these robberies but it's actually a penguin but then there's the actual whole the inventor aspect with the trousers right

yeah which is like innately hilarious And the cardboard box bit With grommet looking through the The cardboard box That's right That's where like so much the humour comes in Is that

Is Wallace in those like robot legs That he's not controlling Doing a diamond heist With the penguin Controlling the legs Yeah That is just yeah Wallace is asleep

Yeah With the lasers and stuff Yeah It's genuinely hilarious But that action scene Like it's set the scene for all comic book movies Because every single thing

That's like that scene from Ant Man isn't it basically Yeah the scene from Ant Man The scene from Wolverine The scene from Spider-Man They're all train scenes But none of them come close to this Just absolute epic That is the wrong trousers

Yeah the music and everything Yeah that's definitely number one Yeah To me I would say A Close shave comes next Yeah I really think that one's funny I think it's close to it.

Yeah, yeah, that one is absolutely great. With the motorbike bit, with the sheep creating the shape of the tunnel. Yeah, yeah, they're kind of crossed the ladders. Yeah, the whole, um, the Preston, the robot dog as well is like fucking weird and scary. Yeah, straight up, straight up actually kind of freaky. But the thing I find funniest about that one is the whole Wendellin thing. Like Wallace is like girl that he likes who has the dog. just get some funny dialogue and shit

um is that the one where they're like window cleaners too yeah yeah bike yeah he's got the bike yeah that's right the little bike comes in and then it would be the movie is is the original or the curse of the wear rabbit better I think the curse of the rare rabbit because it's like the technology's advanced you could the original has its like really old school charm you have to respect it don't you yeah for a stab That's the thing.

That's the thing, but... It doesn't have the same cleverness. Last time I watched Curtis the Weir Rabbit, I genuinely felt myself tearing up. It's, yeah, it's better, when I watched it a few years ago, it was better than I remembered it being. Yeah. Funnier than I remember it being. Because it just, like, it's so unusual for, like, a DreamWorks, maybe, too. with like this the stakes are like it's like a vegetable growing like competition is like the base

of everything yeah it's like super staying at the heart of that kind of quaint British bullshit but then having the the supernatural bunny thing somehow doesn't ruin it either yeah that's really funny and that's like the only one that's like a full-length movie too the other ones are like shorts also and that doesn't even ruin it I think that makes the wrong trousers a better piece of media because it accomplishes so much in the time it has

yeah it's so digestible yeah like if you got half an hour to spare just watch wrong trousers I think chicken run's probably above that Wilson Grumet movie there yeah I got a real I've got a susspot for chicken run

hell yeah I've never seen it so I can't say really yeah I've never seen it I feel like James would love chicken run Yeah, chicken run is a masterpiece. Because it's like a, it's like a war movie. The chickens are like stuck in the camp and they're trying to escape. What's that movie?

It's like great escape. Yeah, great escape. Yeah. But with chickens. Trying to watch chicken one. Yeah. We actually missed one of the main ones though, a matter of loaf and death. Yeah.

Did you ever see that one? That one came out way after. Yeah, yeah. It has funniness. Mm-hmm. But it doesn't have like the iconic. set pieces. Yeah, it doesn't have like that that scene. There's never a moment

where you're like oh shit I'm never going to forget this whereas wrong trousers like every other moment. Where even though it's like comedy is what it's going for most they'll get like man this is like an awesome like funny complicated like sequence happening

before my eyes. Also I just want to shout out the the tape measure usage in the wrong trousers where he's using the tape measure to scale buildings. It's so inventive and funny. It's great.

Because that's the one, he frames Gromit, doesn't it? And Gromit goes to like prison in one of them. Yeah, and he, the window. It's like the, yeah. That's the third one, right? That's, um, that's a cliche where they break him out using the sheet. Yeah.

Yes, that's it. Yeah, the robot dog frames Gromit. Yeah. It's so stupid. All of it is just so perfect. Yeah, check out Wilson Grummet, if you haven't. That's Ardman Animation, um, who are in Bristol. I always get really sad when I remember the whole Arbman story because they had that fire that, like, burnt down.

Yeah, I've got these magical memories of when we visited Arbman, like the studio before it burned down. Yeah, those models were awesome. The model of the, the chicken run giant chicken thing. There's, yeah, the pie machine was there and the, um, yeah. Yeah, that flying machine from the end of the movie was there Yeah, such a shame That will burn it up, but Stick Em Up has one that might just

End everything Is Coca-Cola brown or black? I ruptured a friend's sphincter debating this Black I'd say black I'd say brown Really See, it's like when you look at it

Look at it on there On the camera on the TV that's black through our vision here yeah where you're holding it no I'd say put put a light source in front of it and then look through it that I would say I was thinking of it more on like a store shelf

or an advertising where they have like the red logo or the blue or whatever if it's coke yeah it's black it's always against black I would argue against that no I think it was outloaded on one no no no no it's 100% black it's not black because if it was black there would be clearly brown we can all see that's brown there would be no no reflective

qualities if it was true black it wouldn't reflect any color it would be darkness but it's not but when you pour like a pint of it and then hold it up to a light but you have to hold it up to a light for that though right yeah no but take for example these mic stands you hold it up to a light there's no reflective quality that everything you get from it is black hmm do you see what I'm saying yeah I do see what you're saying but it's black no if you're getting brown from it look at it through the light look at it look at it's black no you can't put your hand around it like that it makes it look black because there's no light

well yeah you could do that with any color if it was bright blue and then you gave it no light, it would be black. No. Yes, yes. That is simply how... You're forgetting how... Black is an absence of any colour. You're thinking about it in the real world.

We're not talking about the real world because... No, we are talking about the real world. We're talking about what it is versus what it isn't. Because it's just like, iconography, white, if you see a billboard of a black drink on, you know it's coke. Why do they choose the color black? Why did they choose the color black? Because the drink's black and everyone knows Coke is this color.

If you're doing like a cartoon version, you couldn't have it be brown because you might think it's chocolate milk. Yeah, but if you see... No, you could do it brown. No, you won't because that's chocolate milk. That's what it just look like some chocolate you drink. If you make it, if you make any liquid black... That is not true.

It's like oil or Coke. I've seen a loss of oil in my time and Coke. What advertisement are you talking about? your butt. Like I think of the with Coke, I think of like the Christmas adverts with Santa. And it's black. It's a black liquid. Because that's recognisable as Coke. It's a part of the whole Coke theme

is wed and black. No, show me that advert. If you fucking want. You're not, you're, you're talking shit. He's chugging on brown. He's chugging on black. My man is chugging on brown. His iconography is blue, black, wet black. That is Coke. Everyone knows

that. Fallout. What is, what is Nucca-Cola? But what you're saying is, oh, if grass is black at night, then it's black, that's not what we're saying. That is what you're saying. That's really strong. Yeah, it's not much water in this one. It's pure fucking Pepsi, mate. Pure fucking rum.

So that's not a good example because that's mixed with wom. So it would be darker, you fuck. Like that frame, right? black black red black red hat as well to bring out the the color the famous coke color as we've just acknowledged i but what what are we saying are we saying what color is coke yes because the the coke is brown coke is black coke is not black it is black is the absence of color if you hold coke up to a light source you see brown why is it black on the advertisements if it's not black.

We're talking about it as a symbol. Yeah. No, we're not talking about... The question was, what colour is coke? Alex, when you play Fallout 4, what colour was Nuka Cola? Alex doesn't remember Fallout 4. Black.

Because it's seen as cola. Cola black. Yeah, because surely... You're just... You're wrong, bro. You need to admit. No, you need to admit. He's using his drink as an example

and it's got loads of one in it. That's going to change the... No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Alex, drink this, drink it. That's not just Coke. That's a really fucking strong one. Look, no, drink it, drink it. No, have a sip, have a sip.

There's so much rum in that. I was running out of Pepsi, okay? Jesus. That's 80% rum. it's brown it's black no we're done no we have a bottle downstairs

no no what's you're gonna prove I just emptied it yeah there were like three empty ones down there if you want to get three empty bottles that doesn't do anything does it because there's shoes there that are black and they're not black though they're blue and brown

they're so my slippers you're talking about they're blue and these aren't like you're just see that this is exactly my point just because something is portrayed in a certain brightness doesn't make it that colour

everything in the correct light is black I assume the syrup probably is like brown no the soup is blacker than the drink but it's also brown well we're really torn on this one then

oh Jesus be careful of slave one We're fine. No, slave two. Oh, sorry, I meant, um, Boba Fett Starfighter. Thank you. But, but, but the pure syrup of Coke and Pepsi, the bib, the bag in the box, is the blackest thing you ever see. Wrong.

It is like the space inside a bag. It's not brown. You know it's black. No, you're wrong. It's black. I've seen them, Jamie. Black is the absence of color. So you're saying black can't exist?

No. What are you actually saying then? Because it's black. No, this one's done. We can't... Yeah, and I won. What colours this, Jamie? Black.

Brown. Revert to monkey has one for us. Does the term cowgirl still make James think of anime girl cowhigal hybrids? Yeah. So that comes into your mind first still. I don't think a cowboys or cowgirls. So, wait, if I say cowboy, you won't think of, like, a... You won't think of Clint Eastwood.

No, I do think of a Clint Eastwood. You'll think of a... No, I'm thinking of Clint Eastwood. With cow ears. With cow ears. I'm just thinking of cows. It's just a Western with cows. But cow girls has you...

Is this like a cat... To be honest, my anime ways are long past, okay? I don't... watch anime anymore why does James always say that what? You watch anime

you watch anime I I watched anime like maybe one day ago I watched I watched half an episode of Gundam and then I fell asleep so I don't watch anime

yes you do I don't understand the No because when you say you watch a genre. It's like you're watching that on a regular basis, hence watch. I don't. Before yesterday, I last watched anime when I watched Arcane.

Is Arcane an anime? Yes. It's animation. So all animation is... No, that's wrong. I'm taking that back. So the last airbender's anime then confirmed. Where would you say you draw the line? Because if you say Discovery, Discovery was made by French Studio.

arcane was made by French studio I'd class discovery as anime No but anime There's certain hubs Like a Japanese interpretation of Western cartoons And Discovery is quite an anime style

That's why I'd call Discovery Anime Arcane doesn't have an anime style So I wouldn't call it anime I would say you watch anime though no because I don't do it regularly I don't watch movies but you watch Jojo you watch

Gundam you watch I've watched I watched Jojo I last watched Jojo like two three months ago like I don't watch movies even though I watched Apocalypse now like two three four weeks ago it's got to be saying you do regularly for you to actively

take part in that that media I disagree especially when it says something as broad as anime like yeah there's so many That's like saying I don't play video games and then like playing Angry Birds every day. Yeah, because you're doing it every...

Yeah, that wouldn't work because you're doing it every day. Okay, if I said I don't play video games, but every month I played Halo. So are you saying that once you do it once, you always do it? No, but if it's a somewhat regular pattern, if you... If in terms of entertainment, you lean towards one thing. And I'd say for you, above all other medias, anime is something you definitely lean towards. I would disagree.

I lean more towards gaming and YouTube in general. Because I'd say watching YouTube is... So you're more of a gamer than you are an anime watch. Absolutely. So you're a gamer? I am a gamer. Okay. I'm absolutely...

James. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. But then you like a lot of sort of anime games or games. I don't play. I don't play anime games though. Because my PC can't run them. That's it.

Now the truth's coming out. Yeah, I would absolutely play. What was the conclusion then on Arcane being an anime? No. I've never interpreted it that way. You know, it's just, it's like I said, Discovery, while I'm being made in France, like Arcane, is an anime because of the style. Arcane isn't because it doesn't have.

anime style Okay But it's also lame as fuck So it's anime Yeah fair enough Have you seen the anime Parasite games No

That's shit That's the the anime You need to watch That's the best anime Have you seen it Jim There's the one you might enjoy I've only seen Like it advertised for me on Netflix

That was one Like I never watch Like whatever Netflix Tries to push on me right But I feel like the profile they have built for me is like so wrong. Yeah. Because of my weird watching habits. But that was the one.

That was the one they got me. They got you. They figured you out. Yeah. Whoever like is like is voicing the weird parasite monster thing. I don't know. It's so fucking weird. You can't just stop watching it.

I'm not watching it. I don't have the time. I don't have the time to invent. I don't have the time to invent. in anime. If I was going to watch anime on Netflix, I'd watch the new Jojo, which is out now. Haven't watched it.

Yeah, there were a few comments about that. I haven't watched season three yet. Because I don't watch anime. Hullery left a weird one. I just find this funny how this has stuck around and managed to become a thing, even though I don't think we've ever explained it and it's only ever been thrown out there offhand.

What are your actual genuine, non-inclusive thoughts on the by-geney council? The by-geny council? Please, Jail, we have to know the truth. What's the by-geny council? I have no idea what the by-geney council is. Is that I mean? This would be, what I assume, is them referencing the Vizini council.

Oh, the Vizini council. I have no idea who the Vizini council are. please just explain and just get out of the way what the Vizini Council is. We can't talk about the Vizini Council. The Vizini Council. The Vigini. The Bi Genie Council.

The Bi Genie Council. Doesn't exist. We'll never exist. We will never elaborate. We simply can't. We're bound by contract by the UK government. We just can't talk about it. Yeah, it's kind of one of the traditions we have here in the UK.

It's like part of the royal family. Yeah, when it comes to the Bi-Geni Council. If you're lucky enough, one of the Vizini council members might pull your name out of a hat like Hunger Games. Squid game bygienies. Do you prefer Vizini or bygini? I prefer Vigini. Vigini. No, Vizini.

It sounds more alien, doesn't it? Vizini. Yeah. Paisini council That's the fucking new race of enemies in halo In destiny It's the triangle guys It's the Vizinis

Mad rad ironic lad left one for us Okay so the other day I was walking home And this woman with her dog overtook me This is fine However ten seconds into being in front of me Her dog begins to sniff something And the owner waits

I decide to overtake her again Ten seconds later, she overtakes me again, and this horrible cycle continues. It was on a road where only one side had pavement and the other side was road, so I couldn't have just went to the other side. I wasn't moving slow or anything either. I would say she was walking faster than the average person, but I doubt she was in a rush because she stops her dog every time. What should I have done?

I could have waited behind her for her dog to stop, but that would have delayed time for me, and she instigated this taking over each other mess. Cheers, Mengers, have a good one. You had no option. Like, you can't just stop when a dog in front of you stops. That's weird. You look like a bit of a weirdo.

Yeah. So you have to overtake. No, you pick a speed and you stick to it. Yeah. You just count one, two, left, right, left, right, left, right. And you just go. And you just go until you get to your destination. That's the only choice.

You may have to do it. Excuse me. Yeah. Cheers. You're right? Well, to get by. Surely in that situation of the dog walker being awkward.

Because if your dog is constantly stopping, you don't then walk really fast. Because you know your dog's stopping, right? Well, that, that is option number two. Is you just start running. You just deck them. And then one. That's option number three.

Option number two. Deck the dog and run. the dog, the woman. Option number two, you overtake them and then run. You just start who, ho, ho, ho, and then option

number three, you overtake them, but you don't want to run. So you punch her in the face. Option number four, you pretend you have a stick. Hey boy, here boy. It's on a road. A stick can work on. You throw it into the road. The dog runs into the road.

It gets hit by a van. No, we're not, we're not promoting killing the animal. You know, dogs are dumb. You're just like, hold the stick, the pretend stick up and be like, whoa, look, boy, look, look. And just turn the other way that they came from and pretend to throw. And then run. Then run.

Yeah. So I think you made the right decision. Yeah, absolutely. You continued your speed. The overtaking thing. That's not your problem. That's them being difficult. Yeah.

Yeah, don't blame yourself, bro. Blame them. It's always them. It's never you. Yeah. nothing you ever do in life is your fault everything is just everyone else everyone else everyone else is the problem you ain't the problem nice nice like these final two questions here which we can wrap things up with spider man two port for PC god that's a confusing

name to rude spider man two port for PC has up an ultimate one has any of you been paying attention to the your favorite Martian channel otherwise known as this project is you're tired. They've recently been doing a your favorite Martian animated series with Ray William Johnson running it, absolutely filled with the same exact humor that was popular when they were popular. It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, especially so many years later. It feels like it was recorded and animated 10 years ago and only released today. It probably was. Yeah. He's just been holding on to it out of like pure bitterness because of what went down

with his MCN. I don't, I'm never going to go on that channel. I'm, that's the part of YouTube history where it's been nuked from my existence, from my memory, it's just gone. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, that's interesting he started uploading again on it, considering it's still called this project is retired. I guess it's out of retirement. Should I go on this one called, um, pitty fuck? Seven days ago.

Oh yeah, they brought the old animation back. What do you mean the other? Did they change it beyond this? Yeah. Why does he, why does it instantly sound like he's an old whiter? Oh, fuck a brother up, Questlove. Oh, shit. Look a brother up, Questlove.

Jesus is fucking Christ. Yo. Nah, I'm being vibing with that. I feel like Ray William Johnson and James would get along, like, really well. I think they could have a frenemies type podcast. Hmm. If you could ask that man one question, James, what would you ask him? Why did he ever bother?

What do you think you'd say to that? I can't explain that, I don't know the mind of that man. Book a brother up. Jesus. Okay. You might have something to say on this one though, James. Goosey, Mook, Gooseface 2. Why do you think World War II is far more prominent than World War I

in representation in movies, TV, video games and popular sentiment? I personally find World War I more interesting to studying could potentially produce some amazing content. There are so many amazing stories that deserve to put out there, such as the Anzaks, Goli. Gallipoli, the Russian Revolution, the battles of Jutland, Somme, Berdan, and the birth of tank, submarine, aerial, and chemical warfare. World War II is closer to

current time, it's newer. I disagree. I think the reason World War II is so easily digestible is that their Nazis fascists. Fascists, evil,

they hated people because of their differences. We were the good guys coming in and fighting for the righteousness of freedom, which is total fucking horse shit. Um, the other reason why it remains, because it's set the precedent for the next 40, 50 years, being the Cold War. It was World War until, you know, the early 90s. That's why it's remembered because it, it didn't just cause a horrific amount of just world events for like, you know, six, seven years.

It caused it for 50. It's like, it, we're still feeling the, the problems of the Cold War now. so it's like going to be more sore it's like a wound that hasn't healed properly so it's just the thing we know surely we're still feeling the effects of World War II now yeah yeah because of the cult

even with like white supremacy and shit it's like they got all that shit from the Nazis which got that shit from America but you could say that what caused World War what caused World War

World War II was like, you know, post World War I. So it's like just been a continuous fucking, it, but there's no World War II when you're looking at like numbers, pure numbers, there are such numbers associated with World War II, so it's easy to get hung up on that. But it's also to think about that it was, World War I is called the World War, but World War II kind of took it more literally with, you know, it being actually in Asia, you know, with Japan and China, Russia. it just was a lot more bigger

so naturally it's going to mean more to everyone else because it's like people in China are going to know it because they were living through the whole Japanese invasion and whatnot that probably culturally is affected too with America's greater involvement in World War II their media is going to just tell stories about it more yeah and they portray that

story of where the good guys coming to stop the Nazis I can't say with 100% confidence but when it comes to like war movies it's like America and there's like a few from Russia and that's kind of like

with the odd one from Europe or whatever but that's like the main the main whole area is America portraying this war because of Hollywood yeah when I think of war movies a lot of them are World War II based

because that's the thing there are obviously so many just insane stories from World War II as well It's not like it's not interesting It's not like Yeah That's overhyped That's part of the thing with World War I

Is that like Who really were the The good guys and the bad guys That there wasn't a clear Fascism versus everyone else Yeah it wasn't idealism It was just It was just land grabbing

It was old school empires Fighting Yeah so how do you take sides When it was just like But totally pointless Yeah It was just human against human governments against governments for no real reason. Yeah.

Whereas with World War II, it's like, these are the guys that represent freedom and these are the guys that represent the opposite. Making it easily digestible, good for movies. Yeah, on a basic level, it's just super easy. Even though there's a lot more to it, it's just like, you know, when a country is just being so imperialistic and just invading everyone around them that causes issues everywhere

because it's politics but yeah it's just you can boil World War II down to like a very basic thing good evil Star Wars basically is the same shit it's based on yeah yeah Star Wars is just based off of World War II yeah and that's why people remember it

because it's just like you start you don't have to be a genius to look at stars and be like it's good versus bad yeah what what Germany represented in World War II is objectively awful Yeah So it makes it easy

And another reason why World War II The remembered one is that the technologies we have now We're all tiny bits there And then boom Yeah, World War I was like the baby steps World War II was the fucking leaps Yeah I think you nailed it with a simplicity thing

Because I remember always like as a kid Getting hung up more on like So like why I actually did World War I sort of start. What the fuck is this whole Franz Ferdinand shit? I've watched a lot of stuff about it and I'm like... No, Franz Ferdinand, the assassination

of Franz Ferdinand is obscene. It was like this group that wanted to assassinate this guy and they all fucked up and the last guy left of this group was like, fuck it, I'm gonna get a sandwich at this place. And then he went in, got a sandwich,

came out. And there he was, Franz Ferdinand in his, like, old-ass car. Oh, shit, Glock. Bosh! Yeah. No, I think it was a grenade. And then he threw the grenade and then tried to bite down on his, like, cyanide capsule. And it didn't work.

So then, like, the whole world fucking crumbled from that point onwards because of this one fucking asshole. There's a good, I think the good video is the, the channel that did all the events of World War I. by a per week and did it for years as they happened and they did this video explaining why this assassination caused so much

and you generally just like what what what you can't be like it doesn't make any sense all it was just like tension building building yeah for like decades anything would have broken

yeah and it just was that assassination was that because obviously if it wasn't that it would have been something else because it's like the people allied of like Hungary or whatever at the time was like they all the different empires were somewhat connected to them

and because of that their wivals were connected to other wivals and it was just like they knock on effect one started to all against this one so this one has to all against that one then boom you've got horrible trenches and disease

and misery for fucking ages yeah because that's the thing about like the Cold War II as well it's like it's way more confusing it's not as like obvious yeah that it's like

confusing for a different reason because it's like nothing happened but loads of stuff did yeah but at the same time people were being told in like school to hide under their desks in case a fucking yeah that's the thing's a reality it feels more like like with the world wars we know what happened yeah it's like the cold war it's like we don't actually know what happened but because it's all the information about it when either the Kremlin or the White House, whatever. They all just filed away for no one to ever know. Yeah.

So we're given whatever perspective we're given, depending on where in the world we come from. And we find out from other countries but had proxy wars, like Afghanistan, Vietnam, Korea. Yeah, yeah. We're just finding out information from them. And then you can join the dots to where they all connect. And it's like, what the fuck?

The idea of a proxy war, it's the most obscene shit. Yeah, because obviously in like... It's like the American government funded what is now like a extremist group back in the 80s to fight against Russia which was extreme of the other side invading Afghanistan.

They went to like extremes like even in Vietnam all the Americans and like the Chinese soldiers who would be brought into fight in Vietnam and all the surrounding countries they would never have any identifying tags on their clothes because just in case they found the body they can connect it to America

so there was a specific name for these soldiers and that if you die you die you're not ever getting found because it's like they don't want to link you anywhere it's like if you're going that far to like remove any identification from just uniforms and guns and everything just so that you don't get

so America can't be like what are you doing you know it's fucking like wacky as shit especially now where like you can take people out without having to send humans you can just send like a drone to blow someone up

and who how are we like ever supposed to know about what's actually going on with all that shit you know oh with the drone stuff now it's like that shit's even wackier because it's like they they will put you on a list and you are going to die why you're on the list nobody really knows

because it's like there's an American an actual American citizen on the list and he's trying to take the US federal government to court to fight because he's on this list for no reason he was in like this hospital in the Middle East he left the hospital then like two minutes later got hit by a drone strike

killed loads of children and it's just like what the fuck because he's a journalist in the Middle East so they're trying to kill him and it's like oh what the shit drone strikes everybody who apparently these like because when you say drone strike

you picture like the huge drones or but apparently these like smaller drones almost like fucking Spider-Man Marvel Spider-Man book shit Spider-Man T

yeah where like it's basically getting to that level where you can have these little little drones flying around with just murder capacity yeah but they've done it

I totally believe it why couldn't we just have like one of those little drones that everyone's flying around one of them were just a glock no they don't even do that they just put bombs on them

the ISIS have put bombs on them, they just fly them into shit. It's like you could just be in your house and then boom, a little drone comes through the window, bang. You don't even have to try anymore. That's the scariest thing to me. That's the scariest thing to me. That's like in Dune. That's like how they're like trying to assassinate each other

as like a little remote control fucking droids. But that is just the future. Yeah. Like there's nowhere the way we can go. This is a normal thing in fucking Cod now. It's just fucking suicide drones. Yeah. R CXDs.

Yeah, it's been in Cod for like 10 years now. and it's like it's fucking Black Ops 1 based in the do you think it's like really dark that you could buy

like the RC like toy like knowing like what like shit that's actually like used for in it the RCXD I think no

the whole thing is like you know with guns and shit they're kind of difficult to get but like it's not hard

to make a bomb but out thanks and with that just break down how to make a bomb James go on

them seek fucking MI5 breaking bomb instructions fucking SWAT guy through the window right now just a little drone I'm like an extremist because I'm saying how to make bombs on a podcast

Jesus Christ but it's like these are things people can make with basic access to the internet there's no security on buying a remote control car that's a weapon do you think you get added to like a little list

if you buy a drone what every person that buys a drone No. No, if you're Googling, I want to make bombs. If you buy a drone and then Google homemade bombs, then probably, yeah. Don't Google out to make bombs. Yeah, just don't do it. Unless you want to make a bomb, then I guess there's no other option.

Oh, shit, you're serious searching for you. Fuck! I'm on the watch listener. Not to do that. Phones listening in and if they're just been telling us. to make bombs strike inbound yeah they're like software that's looking for key words like just going do do do right now yeah just on every watch list in the you get shit what would you make the jar drone do um bombs why

Sugar bombs are bombs. Sugar is highly... Fuck, it is as well, isn't it? I'm now just dropping it, but he used to make bombs. How you make bombs? Sugar. I'd send the jar bomb to... No, I didn't mean it like that.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, where would you drone strike, personally? I would drone strike... I would drone strike... Bullie that I really hated. I'd definitely drone strike. I drone strike the uh

don't stop no what what it's like an animal that's like has no chance and they're just about to be endangered just fucking just cut it drone of yeah

tigers drone strike tiger no just drone strike they're just final pandas just get rid of they want death yeah they clearly do they're sad

Have you seen the videos of them falling out of trees like head first? Yeah, they want to fucking die. We're the only thing Cuban them around. Yeah. And they're like, please let us go. They're in the other like encampers

trying to kill themselves because they just run it gone. What jar robot would I make? That's just that's just, this, you've just changed the question. questions.

Yeah. No, this is the question was, who would you drone strike? What country would you drone strike? With the

JAR media branded drone. Oh. Um, I'd say that to me. Podcast is fucking Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan,

we're coming for you. That's what he's already in his fucking bunker thing. Yeah, true. That's why. He's seen it coming. Yeah, he knew. He knew that I was never going to travel to the future or whatever

and get him to shout out of the Joe Rogan podcast. The Jarm Media podcast, sorry. Thank you for watching this episode of the JARMedia podcast. Have a lovely week and we'll catch you next time. Yeah, see you next episode on the Joe Rogan podcast. The Dron Strike fucking podcast. The Drone Rogan. Thank you.