JAR Media Posdact - the ENDING of the END

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:16 Housekeeping 19:03 Jim's Embarrassed 24:52 Markiplier CBT 37:01 Mid break 39:41 Question Segment: Hand Over Your Data 42:52 Jims Thoughts on Various 2006 Animated Comedies 44:19 Thomas the Tank Engine 48:02 CBT Needs MORE 49:01 When will you give anime a chance? 49:28 The Devil wants to Guest Star 53:04 Destiny be Good or Halo Undead 54:33 Lewis Hamilton Monster Critique 58:46 Teleported to 50BC 1:03:26 Batman Writes In 1:10:38 Patron Name Segment #BroCastS2E18

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what's being said. Now to cover my head with headphones and puts a nice warm laptop up by that. That's why they call them a top for the lap. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore.

What mean was that? I don't know. That's ominous, dude. Hi baby. Hi, nice warm dog. Hot and warm. Hot and warm. Hot and warm dog.

Hello. Breathing hot air into my face. Hello. Oh, dog in the world. I don't know you dog. It's your world. Give them the warning Give them the warning

Things might be a little bit out of focus For your eyes this season That's from the sweat That's from the sweat It's from the infinite sweat And that's from the sweat Yeah New appreciation for water

discovered. No appreciation for water-based powers. Water-based bionicles, cooler in hindsight. Yeah, blue bionicle. I'm sorry I never gave interest. Even though I did that, um, show and tell in you two, where you were the main piece. Ghali was the talk of the town.

Is that an actual bionicle? Gali. Gali. Well, gali, this is, um, broadcast, season two, end of a trilogy of the end of all things. Oh my God. If, if the first is the start of the trilogy, the middle is the middle of the end. Mm-hmm. Then what's the end?

What's the name of the end of the trilogy? The ending of the end? The final end. Yeah, the final end is good. The start of the end. of the beginning of the end concluding the end of the beginning of the end concluding concluding the end of the end yeah right right parentheses before the new beginning I got parentheses to add to this episode um I'm tired can I add something to that I'm sleepy

and we're not going to say why, just a mystery. He-he. It's a secret. Can I say why? If you want. It's really hot. It's like... It's like record highs.

Yeah. I've got sunglasses on and it's like... Tannet. You burn your eyes. Yeah. We're starting this because it's the only time cool enough. Because of this weather. You suddenly know law.

Huh? You know laws? Yeah. Can you enforce them? No. That's not what lawyers do you? They don't sneak around rooftops, CG swinging. Maybe some.

Maybe a little bit. Maybe a couple. Before we get too deep into the show, we've got a shout with those patrons over at the channel media Patreon. The make the show and audio version possible. You got that raw, unfiltered MP3, every goddamn week over there on the Patreon that's not all we get your patron names

read out on the first or second week of each month that will be attached to this very episode won't it maybe won't it it might be and if you're a dibby tier above there yeah it's your chance to humiliate us with your names

usually about diapers it seems nowadays but that's not all there's the complimentary show jafter hours on fire as usual what do we do last week what did we do last week you wouldn't actually know

sausage review no that's the secret one we've been working on in the background not sausage review yet I did a weird one where I read a book someone sent us called the Diary of a Farting Creeper that rings about

but I read it I read it and recorded it in 2021 and only found the footage a couple weeks ago and put it together. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I just never finished it for some reason. I knew you were cooking that for

It was like a long bag, that was like a slow cook. So that's been slow cooking for years. Yeah, now it's just popped out the oven and looking, yeah, tender. But that's not all this, the 28 years later, as good as they say, I propagate everything. We did the last mission impossible over there. Adventure Time Hater becomes like her.

argue cuddle Mars Express as they say a handful of as they say is a handful of moments here and there even the clip of a couple weeks ago I happened to as we were finishing recording got a like scam call

and even that turned into a little moment that I put on the Patreon. Do you understand that and we've got an unspoken one coming up right unspoken unless you want to speak it super unspoken yeah super

unspoken. Some sort of super unspoken type. Well, I'll tell you who are the opposite of unspoken. That's the jar links over on the jar media. Group chat. It's a group chat. Need I say more? Maybe. Need I? Can you? Not sure. Are you able?

But it gives us a chance to shift into topics of conversations. Housekeeping. Rounding off those conversations from times a given. From time. From times once told. Okay. I just want to say you can try wiping the smear off the screen, but it won't work. Oh, speak of the devil and they shall appear. Diped up ABDL jarling.

From the Patreon group chat. I can start this segment going. This podcast will be uploaded. on my 25th birthday. Can I get a birthday wish? Much love, boys, and game on. You know what? You guys have taken it too far with this one. Stop having, stop being born. Yeah, stop being born on days. Stop being born yearly.

Yeah. Um, but happy birthday, because today is your day. Don't let anyone take that away from you. Yeah, don't let anyone, if someone, like, if you're having a birthday and, and anything negative happens, then, you, you're righteous in committing crime in Minecraft. And I will agree with all of that, but in roadblocks. That doesn't work anymore, right? It's got to be in... It's just in Minecraft doesn't work. Others work. Right. In, in, um, in Marvel rivals.

In Marvel rivals. In BS3's MAG is what I think I start saying. Yeah. Um, Gabby of the Boreal Valley says, I forgot to reply in the last cast. But as an Australian, I found you guys being split on the spider topic interesting my wife hates spiders and always wants me to kill them but I like to keep them around for pest control I'm teaching my son to leave them alone

and they're usually out of reach for him anyway as Alex said I think leaving a huntsman around the house is smart for controlling pests and it's cool to have I don't really find spiders or snake scary I just let them do their thing no no no no I saw like since talking about this with like

the AI you know Instagram, YouTube, like, AI. The new guy that's just taken over. The new AI that listens to everything you say and just like turns it into content. I saw like an Australian Huntsman video. It's like, oh, they're not lethal. They're just really fast and massive. And they like to hide in the sunfires of it in your car.

they're traps they're evil if you can exist in the same space as a huntsman spider my hat goes if I were wearing a hat my hat would come off yeah they're evil they're so scary

no they're cute and cuddly no shut the fuck up if there was one there you would be freaking I wouldn't Yeah, you would. I'd be, oh, there's my friend who goes hunting with me by my side. My hunt man.

Okay. Did you like that Lord of the Rings me? Am I sent you? For big tobacco? Yeah. For huntsman spiders. No, fuck no. I charge, I would charge for big tobacco.

You would charge? Yeah. Even as an ex-addict. Does that imply that, like, the one ring is, the billionaire who owns the big tobacco. Who is Sauron in this instance? Um, Alan Carr. Like a health company.

Yeah. Actually, the good guys. They're like a, a charity. Yeah. Goblinora says, Alex, you need to clarify something. I vividly remember that when you created that I Like Everything channel

was a one-off joke for a video. The only upload on that channel has a link to another YouTube video in its description. That video is for an completely uncensored tutorial for how to put on a condom. Literally a fully naked guy putting on a condom on his wiener on YouTube. I tried looking at up again recently but the link wasn't there. Please be honest. Did you actually do that or am I misremembering something? I don't have a memory of doing that but that doesn't mean I didn't do it.

he's covered all bases he's free for a day once more I do put my hands up for saying that you remember the old way annotations worked on YouTube right vaguely

you'd like draw a little squares yeah yeah yeah I'd often hide like links in those right not normally of like explicit shit though normally it would be like Lego

weed. Like just some random video I found. Yeah, that doesn't sound like your M.O. No. Your modus operandi. It's not really the shock operandi, you know. Yeah. You're more Lego operando. Hello.

So we got some comments from the previous one, Mick Saladin. Said, is 28 years later as accurate a depiction of Swindon as they say? It's not far off. Yeah. You can tell that the the like writer and

director never has actually been to swindon because they make it tame yeah yeah they kind of it's like a neutered swindon yeah i feel like swindon kind of gets more the vibes of zombie swindon are better depicted in 28 days um even then the best uh zombie depiction of swindon is called Light Town from Dark Souls 1. Genuinely. Nothing can capture like... Yeah. And the wandering bugs?

No. Nothing can capture like the barrenness. The lack of life. It's oppressive. It is. It really is. People come from far and wide. Yeah.

Just for a chance. Just for a chance. chance at a glimpse. Yeah. One succulent little. Come on, finish what you were going to say. No, I think I was trying where it was. Huddied said,

my favorite jar media episodes are the ones that delve into the high, paranormal energy of Swindon County. This and the Jim Ghost story are awesome. The what? Jim Ghost story. Oh, okay.

The one from you. Similar vibes. but Swindon is more frightening it's definitely more intense um oh we've got another Aussie writing in cheese grommet one as an Aussie jarling I'll say Alex is absolutely right

about how you should want huntsman or other non-venomous spiders in the house to gobbling gobble up flies and such I genuinely get annoyed at people who kill spiders they're just chilling go on no no no

that's that counter argument yes yes yes no okay scary way too frightening for me slash cool

yeah they are kind of cool they're too fast they are too fast that's the trouble with huntsmans they're like too creepy too cruelly for my liking too cruelly for sure but kind of cool

yeah I can't I can't argue against that yeah EHR2 Sellyatt says Hi JARC crew love your stuff and I've listened to the cast on and off for 10 years I do ecology work in the Wiltshire slash Hampshire area

and that often involves bat walks where I'm walking around at night for two hours with a bat detector If you want to hear any of my creepy stories from my career, I'd love to share. I actually replied a comment saying, please. Mm-hmm. Agreed. Instead of leaving a story, they just said, in addition to my crazy bat story,

oh no, they did put on on Reddit. Okay, no, so you got to hold that then for later. Okay. I have tangled with the UK snakes, including adders, if you ever want to know. That's good. Okay, so that's set up for later payoffs. Do you understand? We're in like the build-up stage of this MCEU

Beep That says as an American Hearing stories of Brits seeing signs that explicitly say keep out And entering anyway, it's just wild I know you're in a less danger of being shot but still And you're more afraid of some dude chilling alone in a barn Yeah the way it's positioned in the UK is that only farmers

who sit on the rocking chair like on the porch of the barn they're the only people who have guns yeah so just leave the farmers alone and you'll be fine yeah or something walk doggy dog but just not too close to the farmhouse

simple as um moniac is upset with us it does start to piss me off when they start to talk about metal Mario that way better make it up to us by having pink gold princess peach on

what are you talking about your fucking Mario cat wrong fucking wrong wrong awful take pink or pink or Peach is everyone's least favorite.

Really? Metal Mario is who gives a shit? Who gives a shit about Metal Mario? Whose main is Metal Mario? Let's be honest. There must be one freak. One nasty.

Yeah, one loser. One absolute horrible nasty. Yeah. One bad man. Speaking of bad men. De Boosh wrote in. Is that too mean? well not mean enough

what what I said he was a bad person I didn't even read his comment I just said he was a bad person okay yeah agreed British people really have an accent for each city meanwhile in Australia there are three accents in a country 31 times larger also I'm Aussie and I love spiders

and I sometimes have koalas and snakes in my backyard and I've never had a problem with either. So I don't know why I just randomly went in on this dude. It's done nothing wrong. Well, the Australians are coming out of the woodwork. Is that true? Is that the thing what he said about the accent true? Yeah, when do you ever hear variations on the Australian accent? We can barely even tell the difference between New Zealand and... That is weird. I've never thought of it like that.

Yeah. There are way more people and it's way bigger. what's going on we just have that dense sort of cultural like so you're saying Australians have no culture they don't they have criminalism

and that's it no they got they got goon sex which has been taken from them now by who goon means something else now oh right yeah first it came for the Batman villains now it's gone for these poor Australians

The Joker's goons Like a whole new thing Yeah the Joker and his goon Squad Man So um Did you have you Anything you wanted to say?

Um Yeah I did Was that Speak up then No it's kind of embarrassing We were just in Tesco yeah

um what about in KFC huh what about in KFC yeah that one just came back to me no Tesco one first

that was too much okay um you know how sometimes like you know how sometimes sometimes sometimes you say something

that like you are immediately regret you realize what you've said yeah um anyway i was i was buying some beers uh and kindly the guy who came over to me was like do you have any idea i just recently turned like 28 yeah and i took my hat off to like show that that like i'm an elder and elder elder millennial and he asked me for my idea and I was like no, don't have one.

And he looked at me in the eyes and he said, oh, I just had to look at you. And then he walked Yeah, then he turned and walked away. That's weird to put that level of effort into care but then stop caring. Well, yeah, because like he locked eyes with me like half

way through and it was like oh i just had to look at you you're old right you're an old man um and i was like yay beer then i was like oh old i'm feeling like various things i'm just having a weird moment now where um the other story that i guess we have to say it it didn't like hit me how funny it was until we're calling it right now. Yeah. No, I felt that shit the whole fucking way, the whole journey. It was all me.

It was all me. Okay, we went to the cinema today. We did. Man being a bit hungry wanted to get KFC which is right by the cinema. So we ate KFC and then we

we had a bit of a chat. So we had a tray full of like empty empty goods but you you couldn't find it within your soul to finish your Pepsi max so there was this like code um there was this where like where you throw all your rubbish you're supposed to sort it it's all color coded and it's like these these lines leading to holes but there was a KFC worker who had pulled

like the tray out with all the bin bags and stuff and I handed you the tray and I was like don't worry I'll deal with the drink that you didn't finish I'll chuck it down the drain

so I walked over I walked over with the Pepsi Max You're like half-finished Pepsi Max Which is fuck by the way You should always finish a Pepsi Max No So I walked over to where it said Drinks Hole

Um Yeah the drink hole I took the lid off and I was like Because there was someone who pulled the drawer out To empty the stuff They were doing something And I was like slowly like Oh

Starting a ball Oh, I'm gonna pour it I'm gonna do it Um And then I did And I was like okay And splash Just splashed everywhere

Yeah pure splash Because the drawer had been pulled out There was a liquid The liquid was part of the drawer Um So it just splashed and like I felt it I've been wearing these shorts all day And I felt it like splash

against my shins And the KFC worker just said oh my god it's just like oh my god and I was like I kept saying like I'm sorry

I didn't realize I'm sorry and she was like she just didn't say anything else nothing over nothing I was like I'm I'm so sorry nothing oh my god So with such conviction

Yeah And so I just put the cup Like next to it And she like picked it up And like slammed it down into the cardboard Holy shit Yeah Yeah

So just causing trouble out there Uh huh I felt I felt like Sam Ramey's Spider-Man In that moment You know, trying to catch the bus. Well, Zach Snyder's Superman? Only at my highest rage level. Yeah.

Only at my angriest. I'm Randian dreams. Only my Randianist. Yeah. Only in my Randian dreams. Well, speaking of awesome philosophy, we've got, I did try to say that I didn't want to whip this out every week but I'm sorry there are too many good ideas

we got another CBT today god damn we do this one's kind of like flipping the script though explain the concept for those who might not know what it means CBT yeah okay so we we take the quotes from um visionaries pioneers pioneers philosophers artists, philosophers, artists

and just all around, you know, classic blocs. Yeah. You know? No girls allowed type thing. This is Iron Rann. Yeah.

Only the Iron RAND type. Or Thatcher. Yeah. And we we we label their quotes cringe based or tough

yeah it's like the father the son and the holy ghost and the holy based uh well this is a kind of an interesting one

this one was recommended by she wave I reckon you boys ought to do some CBT or mark a blire Ooh. Okay. Markiplier's got more quotes than you would imagine. Yeah. I already have some.

I think of myself. You do? One of the classic one. Yeah. The self-fulfilling cycle of pessimism. It's tough. It's tough. I didn't even write that one down because it's just so cemented, you know?

Mm-hmm. So that's an immediate tough. It's tough. Right. How many did it? I've got about 13 here, I think. All your life, you'll meet people that only want to break you down. Forget them. Stand strong with the people who want to build you up. Okay. Cringe. Damn, not off to a good start, are we?

But there's other things we can pluck out, like this one. We're going to pretend like that's not a problem. problem until it's already eating me oh okay a bit stronger for you yeah bit cringe though oh really we're gonna pretend like that's not a problem until it's already eating me hmm with the added sound effects I'll give that a tough just skirting past marketplace got it up his game a little bit it. Scars are not bad. Scars are not ugly. Scars are just showing that you've lived life and experience a lot more than other people. Huh?

Scars are not bad. Scars are not ugly. Scars are just showing that you've lived a life and experience a lot more than other people. Okay. You like that one? uh that has to be at least a tough minimum i'll give it i'll give it cringe why you've been so harsh no it's it's nothing against him okay there's others there's they're not all going to be this way i don't want you guys to feel abandoned in any way you're not alone especially those of you who who are in the darkest parts of your life right now. You're not alone in anything that

you've done. Okay, that's tough. Yeah, he's turned it around. Yeah. He's flipped the script on that one. What about this one? Plant trees, you know you'll never sit under the shade of. He didn't come up with that.

Why is Markiplier getting the credit for that? Who came up with that then? I don't know. Baby Yoda. No, he came up with that. Let him have this. This is the thing. This is what we need to accept. These are the,

these are the Shakespeare's of the modern era. I feel like I've heard that quote before, though, but like word is slightly different. Money trees by Kanye West. Yeah, maybe it was there. What about this one? This one kind of adds up. Wait, we didn't review it.

Oh, yeah, sorry. Rating. Can you go first? I'm going to give it a, uh, what's it cool when you steal something? Infringement. I'm going to give that a copyright infringement notice. I'm going to copyright claim that. I'm going to give it based because I'm not educated enough to know the truth.

Well, you're educated to have an opinion on this one. How do I put thrusters on a baby? Hmm. Crench. Baste? Ah, cringe. you're being really firm on the cringes I've got to be there's got to be some sort of succinctness yeah yeah here I believe in me who believes in you and if we believe in

each other maybe we'll go shut the fuck up okay tough that one that one's tough so you've got you don't need it again tempted but now I'll hold by him okay okay a couple more what I do is temporary but what I leave for but what I leave behind is forever is FNAF speed I'm sorry he not I see that interview with him talking about the trauma of having to play fnaf at that level the pain man

yeah I yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I mean that's got to be hard on one fucking out um tough I'm gonna give that a cringe with potential of being based one day people will tell you that you can't for as long as you're trying to do something

and they are wrong is that the end but nothing can be more wrong than actually believing them Oh, okay. Cringe. I didn't give that, like, the most flattering reading. Yeah, do it again.

But do you like the whole effect and stuff. What is I got? People will tell you that you can't. For as long as you are trying to do something, and they are wrong. But nothing could be more wrong than actually believing them. Markiplier, 2015. I feel like that like brevity is the

the something of something you know it's the soul of markerblower yeah no okay cringe another cringe if you're even a little bit different

than what is considered the norm then you're an obball Okay Well, you're really not Vibing with his, are you? No, ah. I Nah.

What do you mean, nah? There's still three more. Think about that. I'll give that one a pensive. N.A. Yeah, not applicable. Never give up. No matter what may set you back.

I know that at the end of the road, you're going to have something you can be proud of. By the way, there's... I don't know if these are actually... Where'd you get them? I searched Markiplier quotes and then went on Google Images. Okay. So some of them could be somebody else.

Is he AI? No, I think it was mostly plucked from like 2016, like Tumblr. FNAF pages. And FNAF pages, yeah. Okay. No, we're still in the FNAF era. They just added them to Dead by Daylight. Yeah.

Well, no, that was like a little while ago. Yeah. Yeah. And again, like, I'm a bit cringy. All that's to say, cringe. Okay, two more then. Two more to spin you right round, like this one. Not all those who wander are lost.

I like that one. That one's based. Do you think Markiplier came up with that? No. Maybe. Not all those who wander are lost. That sounded just like. well done

I've been practicing I just feel like I'm not anti-market player well it really sounds like you are no if you want profound like philosophy then we needed to have done

Jack Septicai yeah he can he can down a Guinness in one but it was one more what did you give that one based okay I live to make you smile and there's nothing I'd rather do

okay so he won you over at the end the double-based yeah that's what I mean like he he he strikes me as like he's he's like a good vibes you know like he's he's just trying to do good but he's a guy called Mark And once he used pliers. I don't get it. Hello. Oh, knock knock. Hello.

He can just be a bit cringy, you know? A self-fulfilling cycle of pessimism. That was tough. It was tough. It was tough. It's what this whole podcast is like. based on it is we are the self-fulfilling cycle of pessimism and I guess on that know we'll see after these messages

we're yeah ah can't be so frightening I can't help it do you freaking understand that your medium merchandise is available via the link in the description it's a me Sonic Mario. Where are you tails? Where are you Knuckles? Where are you Shadow? Where are you Kevin Spacey? Where are you Labadouac Charcolate? The story was about to comment. Oh my god. Do you ever find that you're like trying to sleep and you have to like physically cringe? What do you mean? To go sleep? Like cringy memories. You know the onslaught. Oh, they stop you from going to sleep. you're getting

cringy memory just blam, blam, blind, blam, blind, and you've got to like physically like otherwise you can't sleep

oh my God what have I done that's the worst moment of her life yeah yeah and nobody else remember

but you do and that's all that matters she just had like the worst. news about the first years of her life who

this woman who's going to clean up the splash she just she just learned some horrible news

like 15 minutes yeah exactly that's yeah so tonight mine is going to be like that

oh my god that's crazy Um If you got this far into the episode Comment I am hyped for next week's Huge news That's genius

That's a goody Well done There is though There is huge news How do you know? That's next week I know there is How?

Well what is it? What's the huge news? Huge. Let's just say, yeah. There might be a pregnancy. Huh? A job, pregnancy. Okay.

We'll leave it at that, save the excitement next week. What do you think of that? judgment. Speaking of withholding, no project 593 can start us off here. From Reddit. Oh yeah, from the suggestion thread over on the subreddit. Or something. Since the cast is ending, could we have access to all of your personal data? This includes the gallery on your phone. Thank you Jim and Alex. Thank you Jim and Alex. Only in the form of cookies. Like the

cookies you accept? Yeah. Everything now. Ooh, do you want to read this one Eldon Ring night rain article? Except my cookie. What's your cookie? What flavor at least? Yeah, I don't want it. I like a custard cream. That's not a cookie.

That's a... What is it then? Biscuit. That's a biscuit. That is a biscuit. that is a biscuit no or that's a cookie explain the cream then i'm a bourbon i do like a bourbon i have a bolbin every now and again what about a plain plain bulbbin digestive i do like a digestive put butter on and put some cheese i like that they're called

digestive even that's great they they work well with chadder they don't they don't help you digest, though. Have you ever been to Chatter? Like, Chatter Gorge? No. I've heard it's beautiful, wondrous. I feel like I've got to go to Cheddar Gorge. And peel some freshly grown cheddar off the caves of the Cheddar Gorge. Off the banana trees.

Tell me. Off the cheddar trees. Yeah. The cheese in cheddar. This cheddar is about to give birth. Yeah Watch this cheddar get born A

A sea section A sea for cheddar Cheddar Go and explore The Cheddar nests Up Cheddar Gorge Do you have Mush Gorge from Marriott

God damn what track I'd like to cook up In a bit of a garlic and butter. Mm. That damn gorge. Yeah. I wish I gave more attention to garlic. What?

Weird way to phrase that. I wish I'd gave more attention to garlic. Given. I wish I'd given more than that. But what happened? Stewie. Brian, no. What are you talking about?

Garlic. Like the stewie? plenty of time to embrace garlic. I'm afraid I'm out of time. And garlic could have been the thing to turn that round. It's like a health tonic. Well, speaking of health and tonics, Dick the Head has one for you. Could I please get Jim's quick-fire thoughts on these 2006 animated comedies?

Number one. Arthur and the Invisibles. Uh, tough. Good memories? No. The ant bully. Oh, uh, cringe. I'm doing a CBT thing again.

Over the hedge. Oh, they're baste. Baste. Yeah, because of the squirrel. And, uh, and, uh, and, what's his? Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis is the raccoon.

He put his whole pussy. The Wild. Oh, cringe. Barnyard. Baste. No. Tough. Barnyard's tough.

Tough for Barnyard. Monster House. Cringe. Open season. Ooh. Baste. Any lower than a base than I would have been rioting. Yeah.

flushed away cringe happy feet tough tough as far tough the toughest yeah

and I guess that kind of goes well into this one from okay training 9357 as Brits in the UK what is your experience with this British icon Thomas the Tank Engine

did you guys grow up with him do you know it has a fan base the series has such law and great attention to detail the books have inspired people to volunteer heritage railways all over the country well hot damn we of course we know thomas yeah old ass old astray belter of a show too what's the law when the traveler arrived it turned all the trains into plate faces. When they're travel.

Is that destiny? No, classic Ringo show. Is it the Beatles powers that gives them that face? No, they've been good, like, they've been, like. Rhone. Do you grow, Thomas, or does he just simply appear? I think he... Were they built?

No, he's... Like, he's just always been. They found him. Ringo just found him. No, there was no founding him because he's always been. No, but they're trains. Who makes them? No one.

In the Thomas world, he's... They're just there. He's at the beginning and the end. They're aliens. No, they're the opposite of aliens. They've always been. Gods. God, yes.

Train gods. Thomas is a god. Thomas the God engine Yeah That's how I feel Yeah I like that there's like tracks Signals

Carriages Hmm Fuck that diesel Fuck that diesel Bastard And shout out to Alec Baldwin for his performance In the movie What about lady

shout out to lady yeah let's go lady and don't you want to shout out alec Baldwin which was he in the movie which one the one lady really yeah who was he the fat he controlled lady he was the fat controller's cool cousin cool American cousin that feels a bit fuck Well, Alec Baldwin being in the Thomas movie Yeah Thomas should be British You know

Tyon Reynolds is the fact controller Nah Thomas should be xenophobic At the very least Yeah If not for long You don't want to know what Thomas feels about trams I've had trams Yeah

Go to joke I think that answers the question Quite well Yeah for sure Can you put a laugh track in the trams joke Just for you Just for you the story

what's about to comment what the fuck um and when we break the most dramatic name ever and when we break you better have something cool to follow that up with CBT would love to hear

some Frank Zappa or Hunter S Thompson on cringe based turf I feel like the section needs something to wrap it up like a final rating of CBT or a score out of 10? I don't know, it's not my show. Bear, bear. Fuck you.

You think you can talk to us like that. Yeah, who the fuck do you think you are? On our show. We'll show you when you break. Shut up, on my show. We will show you when you break. We will show you when you break. Yeah, we've got to do our own, like, quotes.

No. No, I don't want to hear mine. For some reason, no, no, no, no. For some reason, there were loads of anime ones. Like this one from my hobblood. When y'all gonna give anime a second chance? Shut the fuck up. C.C.C. Cringe. Well, I started one piece. I'm 600 episodes in.

Still Gringe? No, I'm on the, uh... No, it's cringe. Obvious Humor 666 says, It's a couple of days before you plan on recording. You check the charge email and see that there's an email from the devil himself, saying that he's a huge fan and wants to appear on an episode. You are able to validate and confirm that this is the real devil

and have arranged for him to appear on the next cast. What sort of episode would it be? What would you discuss? Would you have any fun plans? thumbnail and title ideas would he sit next to Jamie on the couch? How would it feel knowing that the only guest cast

you've done would be hot wet soup colossal is crazy and Satan which which patron name would you like to hear the devil say all of them yeah he could do a long read

yeah I'd be proud I'd be proud That's the real devil Would you do like I feel like He's here Would be a good title

If we could get him and Jack Black On the same one On the same episode The best song in the world All right What would you want What would you ask him though um

his devil devil island is what the fuck's it got devil island devil island yeah I would ask him

like who's down there that like we wouldn't expect yeah the surprise every pope yeah Every priest. He could give us the Epstein's client list. Yeah. Finally get it out there.

Only the dead ones. Is MJ down there or not? Give us the truth. Damn, he could clarify so much. Yeah. I don't know. Part of me would want to keep it a bit lighter. Hmm.

You know, what's your Spotify rap look like? Yeah. You know, that kind of, what's your DNA test look like? Yeah. Where are you from? I'd rather, I don't know, I'd first rather have like an ogre or a minion. What about like a stone golem? Oh, a golem.

Golem guardian interview. Is that what the title would be? Mm-hmm. An interview with a golem? Yeah. Or just like... Or golem. one what he'd be like a new member or that the implication is that there

would be more there's just like a golem guy no right golem episode one and he's here all these guests are flowing in well I guess I guess they want a guest who should we get the cone hatman no I think the next one is um like a ghost using the wiji board a ghost i actually get a ghost that was a nice one i appreciated that um oh this is a good one for you you will like from scottish scum you've talked about both series to death by now but if you could choose one you'd rather destiny to become a good franchise or would you rather Halo to be good series again? Halo.

You want it back? Yeah, give it back. Like, we had it. It was there. No, but it's died. It's died now. It's died now. No, I'm joking. It's Halo.

Yeah. Destiny has never been anything. Uh, Paul McCartney worked on it. He was... I shut your butt now. I'm shutting your butt down He worked on that one Christmas song that stinks Merry Christmas Having fun

Yeah having fun Well done Paul What a classic No but he did do that good one You know With Rihanna And And

And heels should not be named. It's four or five seconds till Monday. I love when Paul does that bit. Or it's three or four seconds till Friday.

Speaking of Friday, as is today. Well, not for much longer, is it? About 23, me. R slash Jarm Media says this for Jim.

The Lewis Hamilton monster Absolutely sucks ass More so than Killzone Sorry I know you don't want to hear the truth It also tastes nothing like him So what the F? Bullshit

It tastes just like a fresh jewel It tastes exactly like a fresh louis Plut straight A Lou Hamill A ton of Lou Hamill A ton of Lou Hamill Louis Hamel Lewis

Lewis Hamilton Like I feel like I feel like they take off his His Formula 1-1-1sie After he's been in a race And all the gunge that comes out They squeeze it out And that's a new

Yeah You know product line Yeah One jewel from Lewis's gruel Let's go Lewis Yeah Louis's gruel tastes exactly like that

Guarantee Guarantee Hmm Do you find it a bit cringy that like we We like a Formula One driver Like after the race Probably has his champagne and then like goes to the toilet and pews Take some of the coolness away

Yeah At their butt hole They like sit down on the toilet and peep I was holding my pee in there whole time yeah no I bet they pull their little trousers down

they probably got those like nappy onesie dyes yeah they pull their onesie dip down and it's all like pooey and wee-y it's all like yellow where the willy was you know

I've never thought about that but you're probably right yeah especially after the beginning where they're accelerating really fast and they whee a little bit do you ever think about those those moments it's kind of the moments that define you you know like yeah not the speech in question

not like a really important speech that the president's just given but like the pre-imposed just after in particular does he does he fill his dipe does he breathe a sigh of relief is the diaper already filled yes the diaper on the verge of collapse yeah maybe destruction those are those make or break moments if you could see any of those in history what would it be um the being in the room

when George Bush left a little bit out when he found out the second one to hit the tower when the when the WMD is real yeah

yeah The little bit of cum. Ah, there's too many. I'm getting like a mind onslaught. I want to be in the room, in the Rick and Morty Writers' room when they came up with Pickle Rick. The energy. No, the Sashuan sauce. I still think Picklewick Energy would be unique

I want to be in I want to be in the Zach Snyder writing room when he wrote that I will fucking kill you from Batman and believe me I will fucking kill you that's a good book yeah

that would keep you pumped for like weeks Yeah, you'd be pumped up for days At least Um Zoe Zostar has one for us Jar Jar Bebears I've got hot and steamy hypothetical For you bros

What would you both do if you're teleported to anywhere Of your choice In the year 50 BC Here are the rules You're immortal meaning you can't age But you still can die from getting murdered But you can't die from disease

Because then the convo would just be about avoiding getting the plague. You can speak any and all languages and you have one year to prepare. You can bring with whatever you want, you can fit on your person and a large hiking bag. The best answer I've ever heard was my friend saying she'd go to Bethlehem, wait 50 years and spawn camp Jesus. What I would do is bring tobacco with me and get the Romans addicted to cigarettes and I'd be mega rich because I'd have a monopoly. Thanks for reading boys. This is a hefty one. Love the cast and bear on. Hugs and kisses. Oh, and if you want a little historical context, Caesar is kicking about, China is a big thing and just chilling, and complex societies

are being formed in Mexico. Lots of kingdoms in India. The rest of the world is mostly tribal. That last bit confused me. I'll be honest. The very lost sentences. Yeah. That's just like the time they say that's 50 BC. It has to be 50 BC Yeah And you get to choose a location Yeah So do you want to be

Messing around with Caesar Do you want to be over in China So you're You're invincible No you can be killed Apart from murder You're only Can you die from hunger?

Yeah Oh Okay You're not the god Your God's friend Am I born as I am You're born as you are A little Mexican boy

And so I have to choose Mexico Yeah For the same reason I have to choose China It is a big thing and it's just chilling Yeah Well, that was an easy one Yeah, I'd choose China Yeah, I guess I'll just walk around and look at things and say that's cool

Make the big wall I'd have my notebook out and I'd be sharing ideas with people Bloody hell this wall's getting big It's gonna be called Skibbitty Riz It's gonna be called Skibbidi Riz It's gonna be called Skibbidi U Man So you wouldn't spawn camp

Jesus in Bethleh, him. Yeah. Give me a slash of that. If China's doing nothing, then China. Just chill in China. If I choose like England, I will starve or be killed by Vikings. If I choose like Europe, maybe France, but I feel like I'd be able to amass enough wealth to be killed in the French.

in the French Revolution. Oh, the old freny. Yeah, I don't want to be frenied. But you do want a rennie. I need Rennies. I need Rennies to survive. I die, like, anywhere.

That Rennies? Just take me and leave me somewhere that's got Rennies at least. Just put me here. Yeah, if there's no Rennies, just put me where I'll die the quickest. Holy moly. I want to be an ocean man. Ocean man by the sea killing all the bears for me.

Nice. Fuck this is where I'm losing my mind. She bear. I see a bear. Sea bear. We got another sea bear. Okay, fuck. Nine more.

I mean, nine more to go. No, that would be crazy to end it without actually doing the one that we set up earlier. We just never read it. Yeah. We just ended it without reading it. That would be good. You know, the bat expert. He's got like a bat scanner.

Yeah, he didn't set anything up. Yeah, we got one from him. Ultruistic mud. 5634. In reply to the jar boys about my bat survey nightmares, I'll probably start with what was straight up the creepiest scenario of my entire life. Me and four other ecologists were doing a survey of an abandoned army barracks building. The barracks I actually already knew of prior, because the army base is notorious for several cases of suicides, of soldiers who are actually probably murdered by their fellow soldiers, already bad vibes going into this. survey. Yeah, there's so much more

to unpack there. What the fuck? Yeah, what? Huh? You're making this up, dog. Yeah, keep going. The specific building is still on military land, which means members of the public can't, in theory, access the buildings. It had been abandoned for roughly

10 years and the entire site was being redeveloped as it had become a hotbed for heroin addicts and other antisocial behavior. The building was the office mess. I guess officers' mess. so it was separated from the other buildings by being built in the middle of a small forest. There were four of us to cover the four corners of the building,

plus night vision cameras which are used to capture the movements of bats in and out of the building after dark. I was set up on one corner of the building which had an unlocked door to the ground floor, and I obviously couldn't help myself. I had a quick look inside. There was still a small amount of sunlight left to get the scene. though asbestos warnings plastered on every available surface military flies strewn across the floor and damp creeping up the walls but this wasn't the creepiest thing the creepiest thing was the sound of the building it was old and as i walked through the dark corridor which led around a corner which i couldn't see beyond the floorboards in front of me creaked and groaned and the sounds of movements came from the floor above me

at this point any bravado left me like a squeaky turd and i basically ran back to the door. For the rest of the survey, I sat opposite the open door as the darkness descended, but the nightmare wasn't over. Faint groans and squeaks came from the upper floor of the building all night long, and checking the night vision cameras the following morning revealed faint movement in the windows at the top of the floor above where I'd been standing. I don't believe in ghosts. I'm not superstitious in general. Night vision cameras can have all sorts of weird things interfere with them to show odd things, but I'm glad I'll never go near that building again so long as I live on this earth. I entered the territory of ghosts that definitely didn't want

to share that building. The second worst over I had was at a pub in southern Wiltshire, near a biker meet-up, and two bikers had met up and were having extremely loud, painful sex for about 30 minutes, 20 minutes from where I was sat, silently praying for it to end. Anyway, thanks for reading my awful tales. If you ever need a bat, survey for some reason, let me know. What? He does bat surveys? Yeah, it was a bat survey.

What are you looking for? Bats, I guess. We see bats all the time. I do bat survey in every night. Yeah. There's one. It's the bat. Damn.

No. Not scary enough. I do find, like, the... the, like, the, the idea, the thought, the, pre-tention. The scenario. The potential. Well, like, would you be scared if in a movie begins and it's somewhat, oh, I'm late for my bat survey? That, that immediately is quite a frightening prospect.

okay the idea of like infrared or like some some what do you call it like a some sort of device a sequence breaker some sort of device that's designed

to pick up on things we can't see ghost detector yeah picking up like a ghost like a ghost detective picking up a ghost a photographer scary no because we can see that photographers yeah when a photographer takes a photo they're like see what we see no they're not then they look at the film and they're like they see there's a ghost in the film i see freddie in the background wait what year is it again

Again? It's the slander year. No, it's the bite of... The 80... Yeah, why wasn't that in the market player? Is the bite of 87? My proudest moment was the bite of 87. That's his most profound.

Um... The bite of 87? Did he... Did he feign that interest for entertainment purposes? Entertainment purposes or did he He was there He saw it for the first time When he got there he was like

Is this the bite of 87? That's so much of a fan he is He just knew it No but he did know He was a trailblazer And that's why he got so many Cringes he didn't get the respect He deserved for the franchise he pioneered

And that will be The plot of The new one probably subtitle Markiplier's Revenge He's in a different movie Iron Lung

Eye Lung Is this the bite of Iron Lung It's one line You know Markiplier was pretty good in Iron Lung Yeah

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Prove it, you bastard. That has been your test all along. Mr. Bastard has been God. He was to prove if you were really a gentleman. No. Anyway, say your normal catchphrase that you normally take things away with. Where are you, Kevin Spacey? Yeah.

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