JAR Media Posdact - The EVIL Episode - JARCast Episode 333

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 13:06 Housekeeping 13:57 Alex has Lost his Mind on Snyder Twitter 23:26 Orcas are Fighting Back #JamesCameronWasRight 26:59 Vampire Bats or Vampires 30:27 Alex Talks about Marvels Secret Invasion 35:50 Back To Snyder 40:29 Mid Break 57:36 Question Section: No More Nasties 58:25 Thoughts on the awful UK store CEX 1:00:50 Glass Re-use Eticette 1:02:58 Naughty JARling 1:04:51 JAR Merch 1:06:23 Voice Man Teaches Alex Voice Tips 1:08:10 Worst Question of all Time 1:11:53 JDM Question for James 1:20:07 Closing The Twitter Loop 1:23:06 Bonus Moments

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When you get excited, go. Edit that beep. Beat that. Maybe it'll be able to stand out more if I put it here. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new secret suspicion podcast, where we hunt down. Suspicious societies. Yeah, suspicious societies and not so true truths.

Today I am not your host, Jamie, joined by not your host either, James. On the, on the topic of like, um, and the host Alex. Yeah, I'm here. Did you hear about that tech, not tech, the YouTube channel, they got like heart 1.5 million. And the whole thing was mysteries. They were huge. Turns out all of them were fake.

They made all of them. That's awesome. Genius. That's what we've been doing for years and we've still not been caught. Nothing we say is true. Every life story is just false. Guys, you, what did you call me again? What was, I just called you Alex?

Alex. No, we're not, we're not having one of your little personalities. I think you just do it at this point to upside dance Now listen You were Brett No he's gone He's gone back to

Atlanta You mean Atlantis No I spoke what I said And I say what I mean And I mean what I say But

I got to sound a bit more evil Because I'm evil Alex today Oh Why Because this is the evil episode

You already have an evil persona. What? I hate everything. He's your evil persona. He's not evil. He's just a... Speaking of, I hate everything. You did always like bananas, to be fair.

True. Speaking of I hate everything, everyone go check out Alex's side hustle. He recently released a solo project. which I have to say is a very good video it is thank you there's there's one thing I don't like destiny it gives me headaches

but when Alex drops a destiny video I'm like you know getting out of popcorn getting out the suit the red wine it's a it's like one of those kind of days the popcorn and the red wine mixing all the different entertainment drinks

so now you guys have properly been introduced to Nimbus what do you think Nimbus isn't the most like extreme part Nimbus I can kind of deal with. See, I didn't like Nimbus until your video made a solid argument for why he should be valued.

Yeah. If finally a good character and destiny. Yeah. Beep it. It's all gone. Don't worry about it. Yeah, no, the video is great and I just didn't know how deep the destiny, like, depravity had gone.

Yeah. It's, that is, like, I've always talked. shit on Destiny. But I've always praised like a certain aspects. But fuck me Lightful is a mess. Yeah. And then the micro-transaction video that you weapons I've seen that as well. Holy shit. It might be one of the worst in the whole industry. It's market leader though

so. Disgusting. In that space. Yeah. Or, or. I never knew actually that Destiny got cross over like Armour sets and whatnot. Yeah, you can get like a last of us ghost. Assassin's Creed armor The god of war titan skin Nice Like Fortnite as well

Yeah in Fortnite And full guys Yippee Zavala's finally in Fortnite Full guys That existed Yeah that was the COVID game

It was the COVID game It was the COVID game That was like Because the first half of COVID was among us second half was full guys but among us are stuck

um at least it's yeah look at it on mobile bro it's huge it's it's had a powerful presence

in um meme culture western culture yeah like if you walk through like you know those little pop-up markets and stuff there's always an among us like pillow

or show or something and I guarantee you there's going to be an among us reference in Deadpool Three. Yeah. I don't know if I told you guys, but I watched a modern-day Simpsons episode, and there was a V-Bucks reference in it.

It was really weird. Who is Simpsons 4 now? Because it's not Portland, my kids. Is Homer in Fortnite? Yeah, surely, they must have been a Simpsons co-lab. The thing is, whenever you transpose the Simpsons into 3D, it just breaks. Not true. There is that Simpsons game that is like correct to the Simpson's style, but it is a video game.

Yeah, I've kind of got a memory of what you're on about actually. It's like the 3D one. It's not hitting one, it came out. It's like the latest one. Yeah. The one that Matt Groening wrote on. Something like that. It was like something and I remember Bender being in it. It's like a cameo. I don't know.

I think that wasn't a bad game actually. I think I like that. That's Simpson's game. Morge Well guys Do we shout out of the patrons You didn't know We've got some good news for the patrons What's that

There might be an infamously cringe video Uploaded Yeah As a special one-off Little law Law moment Law canon moment Is it a patron exclusive

It was going to be patron exclusive we're not in it though why you put in the face like it's yeah no I'm just thinking about it that's the oh right yeah yeah but that might be going up

but yeah we'll yeah we still need to iron out any um the contract yeah yeah because it's like career ruining

yeah yeah yeah life ruining really yeah yeah yeah I remember my

exact outfit as well, the chinos. Yeah, I remember, I have like I, like truthfully my memory can be quite fuzzy from like that era right, like there's a little blank spot but there's one that's like frame for frame it's like every fame has been compiled like 200 plus time it's like 200 FPS for that video

it's such clear detail that it haunts me. Yeah, so if you want beautiful access to such an atrocious piece of media, then go nowhere else than JAR Media Reddit. It's not

like this is... Patreon. Well this isn't us trying to like... Oh, patron exclusive. It's simply it's that fucking bad. We would destroy this channel by uploading it. You're not trusted to watch it unless you're a Patreon. A patron.

Yeah. Yeah. I've still got to do the water one. I haven't done the water one yet. The water one. Oh. That is kind of like... COVID quench. It was pre. It was like a few months pre.

Yeah, it was before, uh, before it striked. Strucked. The big pre. Potten Pre. Before we were all diagnosed alcoholics. Oh God, COVID. I didn't like alcohol until COVID because it was, it was like you could. That only thing you could do was get pissed and play video games.

Get pissed and play Half-Life Alex. I did do that and then hallucinate. One of the COVID bits. Did, after you played Half-Life Alex, like for the first time. Did you go around like your house just picking things up?

Oh yeah. But I did that after playing Red Day too as well. Can I ask have you not always done that? No? Because I'm like this is probably going to sound really f***ing.

It's just like things are fascinating. Like textures are fascinating. I like, it's like if you go to someone new you kind of got to touch it because you don't know what it feels like. You always like touch things.

My thing was always looking close. up at baguette. Baguette, oh, baguette, that's a good one. If you look close up, there's all these, like, star sort of hexagonal patterns, like, lining the baguette. And the closer you look, just the more intricate it's getting. Then you rip and tear, and new things appear. Yeah, then it's like a spongy, like, lattice of delicious.

Spongy lapis. This is the thing, um, with bread, feeling it as a part of the experience. Like, you never pick up, like, a piece of bread or, like, a, a, on and just eat it. You've got to feel it, like, tear it, squish it. You've got to feel the complexities of texture.

That's why bread is amazing. You get sensual when you talk about bread. Bro, bro. I don't know what's gone wrong. You talk more passionately about bread than you do cars. True, yeah. You have actual main passion.

It's like you go anywhere and only, like, when you go on holiday, surely everyone's called priorities and what you do first right it's like you get into the hotel you you set up you go to the pool or you go to see food but it's like you land in my mind it's like where's the bread where can I get bread I'm like locating all the good bread spots so as soon as I land I'm like okay tomorrow morning I'm going there the next one I'm going there I'm planning my trip around where I can get bread you should become one of those Google reviewers but you just review like

bread it's bring breaded back Get breaded, bro. Get breaded, duh. You know it's him by the big relic. I just want you to know, I was just so pashy talking about bread and I'm getting a nose flamed. Damn, it really does bring it out of you. Fuck sake. You can get a bugger towel if you want.

It should be okay. Actually, I got some tissue here. Do you need a bugger one? Yeah, I might need a bugger, bugger tish. Hold up. Oh, flipped it. I am an anime character. Pass it along the line. I guess why James is cleaning his blood booger? Yeah, shout out to the jar patrons

that make the audio version of the show possible and get their names read out if they're a debatee or above in the first or second week of each month. Leave us nice reviews on iTunes, Spotify. We've got a nice high rating on Spotify, especially. Wow. Yeah, there used to be most people listened on iTunes, but over the years, it's kind of going over to Spotify now.

Isn't iTunes kind of slowly dying? I mean, it sucks, but it has such a huge user base. But it's just like Spotify is Bella. I'd probably say so. I would probably say so. We're not allowed to have an opinion because the mega corporations will have us by the throat. Is it not possible to put a podcast on like SoundCloud?

Yeah, you can. Is ours on there? No I don't put it on there I don't bother This is actually getting mad Oh this is a bad one Yeah

We allowed blood on YouTube I'm not sure I might have to blur out James's blood Just blow out my face Yeah Maybe I should just blur everyone's face Be a little bit more eviler over here

No only if you wear suits Suites Yeah Wear like suits So then we look cringe Man I don't know how to be evil okay i'm gonna admit it it's really easy to be evil

oh okay teach me please just um give in to your base instincts yeah blah blah well Alex is officially the least evil man I see this is the thing it's like with everyone there's a bit of a ying and yang

with it you know uh with your evil and you're good yeah like Alex is only good Alex is I don't think Alex is capable of being a meanie Alex is fresh papa Am I wrong? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm fresh papa.

What the fuck? Yeah, let's do some housekeeping then, huh? Let's clean in an evil way. How do you clean in an evil way? You don't clean. Oh, so I guess we're going to do. Or you clean too much. You sterilize.

You sterilize the environment so that... Yeah, you're murdering all the bacterions. you know what actually I think you're right let's get quite hot here I think you're right it would be the most the most evil thing would be to just not do

housekeeping so not doing it finally I love this evil Alex Mark yeah I'm feeling I'm starting to feel it you're starting to feel evil no if you give in you just

corrupt you bro you're just getting down the spiral of decadence and hedonism oh speaking of evil guys I got something evil to share oh no

how evil the my my Twitter escapades oh right things are getting evil over here

I've got a secret Twitter account okay I don't post it anywhere it's not linked anyway oh do I know it yeah you know it

I don't actually know how people found it to be honest because you follow yourself no no it's the name yeah but I've never

said like go follow this it's you know go spam this guy yeah but I I don't know Twitter is like the worst thing ever right

but I found a way to make it awesome that being I've got I've got the important guy image it's kind of all centered around the important guy who's a real person

and basically I was fed up with what my Twitter feed was looking like this isn't this isn't angering me enough each time I open it so I just went to the search bar and I put Snyderverse and then started scrolling yeah clicked on a few

do you say clicked or press on your phone clicked? No you don't sound right because that's clicking a map sound right. They both sound wrong. Yeah. Went on. Swiped onto.

It's not, well, yeah, whatever. Now I've lost my train of dinosaur. Blipped? Yeah, I blipped on a bunch of Snyder thingies. So now my entire Twitter feed on this secret special hidden awesome account is just a stream of fanatical Zach Snyder fans who are insane. I was going to say, are insane you don't want to you don't want to you don't want to you don't want to really live

in a in a world where these kind of people are real you know and I'd like to imagine they're not real there's some kind of just AI designed to anger me you know yeah but they're real I'm pretty sure um so I like quote tweeting them I like replying to them um yeah they they have some insane opinions do you get some conversations going no they never reply they sometimes delete the tweet. Oh my God, you're just laying on them so hard.

But I don't say anything. Well, on some of them I do, if they're bad enough. Like the one, the guy who was saying the old boy oner with the hammer

was a stagnant shot in comparison to one of the oners in sucker punch the Zach Snyder movie. Oh my God. Sucker punch. Yeah, because there was a thread I found. It was someone complimenting

there's like a cool hallway action scene. in Guardians of the Galaxy 3 someone uploaded the clip of it I guess it's in Weapons 2 or inspired by the boy It was replied Someone replied saying Basically insinuating that they were copy That James Gunn was copying

Zach Snyder Because there's this awful scene in that film Where there's this hallway like full of robots And it's going all Yeah yeah yeah Incredibly Bad movie that Like life-changingly bad

He's good at making those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's correct. So basically, yeah, my feed is just a bunch of like James Gunn hating, like, just crazy, didactic fucking Snyder fans. They're obsessed. They hate James Gunn so much. They despise him so much. They're calling him a nonce. They're calling him a hack. When the greatest irony of all is one of Zach Snyder's earliest movies used as a script written by James Gunn. really yeah did he write yeah yeah yeah wow that's hilarious yeah but like like i know is it's twitter especially is like a thing it's like the left versus the right people are dying on these battlegrounds on their hills and then you're going to dilute that to the point where it's it's not the left versus the right it's not like one political stance versus another it's one director of comic book movies against another director of comic book movies.

Yeah, it's not enough to just like be a Snyderverse fan. Like, yeah, it can't just stop that. You can't just enjoy it. You have to say that he is the best director of all time. Yeah. And the guy who has replaced quote unquote him to do DC films is the worst director of all time. Yeah, yeah.

Everything has to be in these black and ways. I found this awesome thread, right, where it was, um, it was you know people do here's a thread of like da da da da da da someone had put like here's here's a thread of movies that actually used to look like movies

like superhero movies and in the thread it was just one it was just for Zach Snyder movies which four Manistil Manorsteel BVS BVS BVS

300 300 is his only good movie Dawn of the Dead's pretty good I've not seen Dawn of the Dead Yeah it's weird I didn't realize you quite this level of cult And I know it comes into the whole The Justice League disaster

And then the Snyderverse actually coming out Which kind of I guess gave them a bunch more gas and yeah, to be fair his Justice League is better than the one they released Yeah But I mean that's like saying Bird poo is less stinky than dog pee

Yeah You know Because bird poo has a piss in it To kind of dilute the shit Because birds do both at the same time Kind of awesome Kind of cool But at the same time

Birds poo from above So there's a chance It's gonna They're definitely at the top of the poo hierarchy. No. They ain't getting poo-poed on. Yeah. They're like, they turned it into like a game. They like just fly around pooing on people.

Yeah, and targeting like expensive cars and stuff with their ass and shit. It is strange the way, I think that is a part of birds. The humans don't understand. Birds. Birds. There is like, you go to a thing and pigeons know when a car's been abandoned. They all shit on it. Yeah. How do they know? They watch.

They're government anyway. Have you ever seen a crow poo? Oops. Oh, Alex. Well, you can have it if you want. Yeah, I don't know why you were getting sick of the T-Rex on. It's just instinctual, yeah. Have you ever seen a crow poo?

No, actually. Crow's don't poo. Corvids are too smart. Oh, my, I love corvids. Corvids are vindictive. They're problem solvers, bro. Yeah. No, they're scary.

They're fucking scary They're problem creators as well Yeah If you wrong a COVID They're gonna create problems Yeah For you Because they identify you

Yeah Yeah when we were kids He had beef with a crow Because it would It would pack at the roof And wake him up in the morning So he ended up putting A

Like a rat trap on the roof So it just got its beak And then it flew off On to the We've got like a power line over the garden and it was just standing there like looking in the window my dad was looking at it and

yeah they had like a two year long beef crows are like they are some of the most intelligent animals like I can 100 cents say put Gaius intelligent dog crow the crow's gonna be guys that awesome

is that awesome video there's that awesome video on YouTube of it solving like a three four step puzzle and it's got to like know they're length of a piece of wood and then put it into the movie yeah there's like multi-tiered challenge there's there's like i can guarantee there's fortnight kids who can't even do that but we we have forever underestimated animals yeah yeah we've always put ourselves on this different tier but like i don't think it was even a covid it was just like a normal bird and the challenge was

like a bottle with a floating treat in it or something. Yeah, yeah. Or it was a key or something. I don't fucking know. And they had to like drop stones into the bottle. Oh, so it displaced the water. Yeah. No, it was just simply a bottle that they were drinking from and then it got too low so they couldn't drink. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, they do it in the wild, I think. Yeah, they fill the water up. So they have a knowledge of like displacing liquid to keep a capacity. What is terrifying about that is like imagining when they were dynos there must have been like

at some point there must have been like some branch that were like crazy problem solvers or something yeah yeah I bet I bet they were all more intelligent than we imagine

yeah you know it's like you know the stuff that like keeps being reported about orcas at the moment they're sinking ships or whatever

like because you know it's always been known that like they don't go for humans they're not aggressive towards humans but in the last like year or a few months or whatever. There have been a few incidents of them like attacking boats because of their lack of

fish. Are they orchestrating terror attacks? Ooh, you're saying it's the deep state at it again? The deep state. Yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, no, I've been saying for a long time, I think, like, whales have society. Yeah. They've been like, another time James Cameron has been on it. Yeah. They've got like government plazas and stuff. I guarantee it. And there's that bit in blackfish or whatever where they're describing the brain of an orker and how like it has like a bigger emotional center

or capacity for it potentially because of their brain size. So orcas have sunk, I think they've sunk free boats so far off the Iberian coast. And the theory is that one orca was traumatized by a boat. So through social learning is taught the others to attack them and they're sinking boats. I'm on their side To be honest

Yeah It's their environment It's their fish man It's avatar in real life It's like It's that thing where it's like When we How crazy is that

When we enter the ocean We are no longer The Apex Predator We don't belong there So now it's like The things that we thought Were kind of cute and funny And now like

They're fucking sinking Our inventions Yeah but also the water itself Like we can't even conquer that Yeah At this point We need, humanity needs to just

not use oceans anymore. Leave the ocean. Leave it to them. Yeah. The ocean is not hard, don't know. We should be more Ewok-y, you know, just like... Forest dwelling. Higher than the ground, higher than the water is humanly possible. No, because that's bird, do you mean.

Yeah, they're minting. We're pretty much bottom feeders. We belong with the rats. We are, we are the rats. We're the rats who have rats. Yeah. I've got to bring up, seeing as we're talking about birds and animals and stuff, we've got to bring up my booby bird observation.

Okay. See what James thinks of this. think about this. It's the first thing I thought of this morning. When I woke up, I have this distinct memory of being taught what a booby bird was in like year three or something and finding it to be the funniest thing I've ever heard. And it's, yeah, it's always stuck with me. I was just thinking about it this morning like, why'd you call it a booby bird? You know, it's not like it's got big, nice titties. What does a booby bird look like? I'm going to type in booby to Google and see what happens. It's just like a booby bird. Yeah, but then I made the

observation to Jim. No, I like that their name. is scientifically boobies when there's multiple of them. Yeah, I don't know what the etymology of that is, but yeah, I said to Jim, it's like, it's like calling a cow. What the fuck did I say? Like an udder mammal.

Yeah. But they do just look kind of like, cool little words. They got a little booby, blue feet. Yeah, this is a blue-footed booby. I just think, like, if you have a bird and you call it a something bird, X bird yeah it's like lazy yeah yeah very much so booby mammal that was it yeah yeah

why why is it birds get there and it's the same with fish gold fish yeah that's lazy ass biologists it is and I was thinking about this earlier we got shark which came first real life vampires or vampire bats well I think I think vampires the urban legend of vampires comes from vampire bats but which was called it. Are you implying that they're real though? Yeah Alex is so what people I guess

I'm not I'm not going to say this is true but from what I understand maybe possibly I'm stupid is that people found vampire bat bites and were like something must be doing this and they came to humans not bats no but a lot of this stuff is also like

I don't need no but I think associated with diseases and like mutated babies and shit yeah but I don't think vampire bats attack humans no but there's there's like a disease where you can't like be in sunlight and you become like immensely pale

and like you can only eat meat or some shit can only drink blood not quite it doesn't turn you into an actual vampire but like if you hear like you're some old ass villager like back in the like the year 30 or something and then some traveller is like

there's this like pale ass dude who can't go in the sun and like and then yeah Chinese whispers no I think it makes your gums bleed or something the disease so like your mouth is all full of blood and you can't go in the sun and then he's like yeah I saw this dude like in his house and he wouldn't come outside

and like blah blah blah mouth full of blood and then that person tells someone else and then like it all just goes out of proportion they start talking about vampires you know and there's also like a mutation where like you can be born with your legs fused together

oh shit a mermaid I thought that was like belugas or whatever belugas they're whales aren't they belugas are huge bro how could that be a mermaid that's where it was is like sailors oh right yeah yeah yeah whales or something yeah but then he gets home that's a hot bird down there

he gets home and then his wife has had a baby whose legs are fused together and he's like I shouldn't have been lusting after them belugas now I've got a mermaid

for a daughter the banschey's got me again yeah do you think do you think any old sailors like banged a beluga definitely well like the deepen

yeah yeah because like I guess you don't have the best access to water so they're just drinking alcohol the whole yeah it's the only thing they could drink

as a booze. Yeah, exactly. So they were and pissed out their head. They see a

particularly sexy beluga. And they're just gone. Thus they invented wailing. Harpooning

to any level. Come get the poon. The boon. I'm watching the boys at the moment. And actually it's been on John. I'm watching it.

And I got to the episode where he's with the dolphin. I need to start, I need to watch the show from the beginning because it's been going on a long ass time and I've forgotten a lot of season one and two. Yeah, I re-watched it all a few years ago. Yeah, I need to do the same.

I'm just very glad Carl Urban is in like a fucking really good role again. Yeah. He is so good. Well, guys, oh, there is, seeing as you mentioned something you watched, I've got to mention something I've, like, watched a little bit of. like i've been i've been falling asleep i've been using the new marvel show as a sleeping aid um secret invasion right is it is it that secret invasion which one's that the latest thing what what who who's in it sam jackson well it's actually got a bunch of like really good actors in it

sam jackson's in it ben mendelssohn's in it really good character actor olivia coleman's in it one of the best actors working um yeah but like they're all wasted. Amelia Clark's in there, too, if you care about her. Woo! But yeah, it's like really boring. It's trying to do this like spy espionage thing, but it's like, it's just not there. But I had this weird moment where like, I fell asleep to it, like just playing on my iPad, like kind of half in the background. And like it kept going because the three episodes are out of the time.

So it just like kept playing. And I wake up at like four in the morning. with like the scariest fucking sounds like playing because do you know about the the the intro to the show no no it's it's an a i generated title scene oh yeah yeah um so that's what was playing with this music so i like wake up like misty-eyed or whatever and look over and there's this horrifying like a i generated sam jackson scroll monster like looking at me it was like quite frightening um but yeah yeah i'm not crazy about that Like, like, it's, like, it's, we've already got an AI-generated intro to a marble show.

It's already... Yeah, that took five minutes. Yeah. After the invention of it. They were like, the second that started being, like, something they could use, they were like, oh, thank God. The money we can save. Disney's CEO is Mr. Crabb. That's the thing.

They'll do that, but then at the same time, they'll, I think I read it was a team of 100 people were required to deage Harrison Ford for the 30 minutes. sequence um at the start of the latest indiana jones that's how old he is yeah they did all that but they didn't they didn't change his voice so he sounds like an 80 year old man why not just a i his voice i can do it all yeah just animate the whole thing who cares you can listen to joe biden singing viva leveda this is not hard yeah yeah it's crazy secret invasion boring um yeah lame yeah i probably won't watch this one either i just don't care man you shouldn't i just see these posters everywhere and like driving around going to swindon as usual and it's like a big secret inversion post and it's like oh yeah well let's

see what the scrolls are up to this time but do you remember when like deadpool was not the daredevil when that shit was when that was coming out on netflix it was like damn this rocks this is like low stakes small scale awesome action you just injured all the time better than loads of the movies yeah like an individual thing and i'd still recommend season three bro like actually watch it yeah i need to i need to um i just hate how like the shows have to be like the same scale as the movies the same stakes yeah yeah and they can't pull it off no and you end up just sorry to use the old word

but they just make cringe I watch the whole of the Hawkeye show man really yeah and it's what happens does he shoot an arrow a lot a few times and then he references like

Ant Man it's like I lost my arrows in the blip because I kind of like Hawkeye yeah I do as well and I like him as Hawkeye Jeremy Wenner is actually, I think he's quite a good actor. He is.

He's really good in, um... And I'm glad he survived his slow, snow plow crushing. I don't, yeah, what the fuck have on there? It was crazy. Yeah. But like, this show called Hawkeye was about an annoying ass, like, baby running around making jokes all the time. Like, I wanted to see Hawkeye, Hawkeye was like, messed up. do something interesting with this character

like finding out how to be a hero again or some shit don't focus on this like boring ass that's right was it set during when he was in like Japan and stuff no no it's it's based like after infinity war okay and the show opens and every Marvel thing has to do this now where it's like he's watching a stage show of the Avengers one in the show

and it's like you like they keep doing that in the Thor movie yeah yeah it's like just was like I'd fucking spat all over myself I'm so pissed off Marvel gets you pissed bro yeah it does

but it's like it's this fucking cyclical like everything's got to be keep adding to it keep adding to the pot you could solve it though instantly Superman Zach Snyder

Zach Snyder would put a fire up Marvel's ass who would be the best character for the Snyder MCU entry. Well, he'd have to be needlessly edgy.

Like, on it's so edgy. He'd also have to be a character that hates being a hero. Yeah. Who? Who? Kiteman.

It's T.C. It's T.C. Plybius the Wise. Oh, he should direct the... The fuck's... I don't know. He should just make that guy up. I think he's a Skyriming character.

I want to see that movie Have you seen Snyder's Star Wars movies coming out? No, they're not, they cancelled it The script was rejected No, no, it's this Netflix film that's coming out in December called

Coral Moon No, it's not It's called Rebel Moon Oh, okay Yeah, there's like this There's no like trailer that I could find But there's like footage and little snippets

It looks bizarre. Might be a masterpiece. Like a zombie movie. Zach Snyder. Not a good one, the bad one from a few years ago. Zach Snyder should direct the next Captain America. I want to see Zach Snyder's Captain Marvel 2. Oh, damn.

No, I think Captain America, because he is the true American man. You know? I want Captain America to be like, save yourself you know I'm looking out for me now I want to see him

break the neck of the villain yeah and they send out a shockwave what you want his homelander that's what he wants

you know if everyone looks after themselves then no one needs looking after do because I reference Man of Steel

in that destiny video oh that's an awful scene, isn't it? Which scene did you show? The Parkin... Oh, his dad, yeah. Don't save me, Superman, who can save me

as quick as a bullet. Because everyone will hate you for saving them. What kind of message is that? He's supposed to be like his dad that inspires him. But that's one of the best parts of the Superman origin story is Parkin dying of cancer, something Superman cannot do

anything about. That's so, that's like a really powerful thing. Yeah. Yeah, and it's not his dad saying, like, don't be a hero. Yeah. Because you'll just be hated. Yeah. That's the opposite message.

How the hell does he come to the conclusion that he should be Superman? It's in direct contradiction of everything his dad told him. Yeah. True. Now go kill the guy. You just got angry. He's like, oh, there's a general Zod's here. I need to break his neck as fast.

I need to destroy as many buildings as I possibly can. Because it looks fire. It does look fire. It does look fire. Got a good soundtrack. Yeah. And when he's flying around fucking slamming shit and like the re-bug and when he goes straight to that denies or whatever it is. And his bully, childhood bully sees him and goes, oy, you're cool actually.

I respect you now. Yeah, I don't know how we got there. Yeah. I want to see Zach Snyder's Ant-Man. Yeah. Might actually be fucking bearable to sit there. That's a good movie to send you to sleep. Holy shit.

Fuck, I hate those films. Holy shit. This is like the air one. I might like the cell one. You know, you know, the whole Marvel thing's been gone over a while since we last had the Marvel arc.

And it's just like, we talk about a small comment on Marvel. It's like, I've just like, going in on Marvel. Yeah, it's a long time coming, man. I need some blood.

It's the evil episode. You know? The blood episode. It is the blood episode. Ah! That's the... Fuck you after these messages. Yeah.

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Hunter Biden's laptop in the night. What do you say if you're in Hunter Biden's laptop? I think it's hilarious What is it with you And not being all about Hunter Biden's laptop in the morning What is it with you He should be your biggest inspiration Fucking

How fast he drives With a crack he smacked No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He's not, no, no, no, I don't have respect for that. I don't have respect for that, do you know why? Going fast in a car you bought from the showroom isn't cool. You're full, you're stupid.

He's not driving me. something that cool you know but if you buy a car that you make that fast that's cool because you put effort into it I don't I don't agree with buying cars that are fast you buy a normal car what's going on in there did he shit himself I think it's just Jim being Jim yeah you got make cars fast that's like cool that's a challenge what'd you do if this came to life in my hands I probably take it I like lizards. Honestly, I was really annoyed about that snake.

That was a little cute little snake. Yeah, I wonder what happened to it. Do you think a dog got cocked? The cocks are loose on that way, sometimes it probably got cocked. Oh shit. I suppose, yeah, they're killers. They're brutal. I do want a small little snake.

Oh, you peered yourself again. Yeah, it is a bit like that in there. just say hunter biden dribbled on you you gob go of a fair man to get that wet i hate that face go ahead oh loy i love rock and roll pissing out my ass then pissing out my dick I'm feeling a bit silly goofy. Do you know what I'm feeling? Hey, hey, say evil.

I am hungry. Say you're feeling evil. I'm feeling a little bit. Evil. I'm feeling a bit... Whereas I don't... Evil. I can't believe they got rid of that.

That, that, like, that kind of goofiness in early horror games is, like, really appealing. It's, like, corny in the best way. Resident Evil. Resident Evil. What'd you do if this suddenly came to life and... Bro, you asked me that wedding! I was gonna add to it and then started tap dancing right here on the spot. Like, perfect form.

I'd take it home. I like animals. You would film it and put it online, wouldn't you? No. wait you to keep it to yourself yeah you wouldn't share it with the world i just wanted my my cafe nero with my name is good it's good coffee i'm gonna get one on monday i do i do like a good cafe new they're fire and the people work there are pretty good yeah barrister of the year i think i know which one is the barrister of the year the one that's got fire fucking energy energy yeah i don't know how he does

I guess loads and loads of caffeine He's given me the free Origin Beam once He'd like forgot to add in and it's just like Oh nice He's good go I do get the origin bean if I can Because it's like if you're spending

Like free fucking grid on coffee Just buy the nicer bean Yeah that's the thing But I just hate having to like Specify more than just what the drink is You know what I mean To be fair It's quite easy with the order

Because normally I do the old like Oh could I get a flat white to go with the origin bean Yeah yeah It's just like one sentence it's quite easy. Sometimes I want something that doesn't have dairy in, but sometimes I just can't be asked to be like, oh, can you substitute that for...

It usually depends on how busy it is. Yeah. If there's no one behind me, I'll be like, oh yeah, can I get that sloffy-noffy-toppy with a pwitzel chunk? But if it's like busy, I'm just like flat white to go Orjan bean, easy. Just give me a bowl of baked beans.

because Cafe Niro do look like they have nice like pastries and like chocky bits but I never get them because it's I'm not I'm not I'm always busy yeah and it's like I don't I have sympathy for service workers

it's shit it's highly stressful but there's nothing I appreciate more than a good barrister yeah yeah like one that knows their shit you know like Mark

yeah shout out the mark honestly we've said this before if you're in calm go to do if you're in car on a Thursday Friday or Saturday go to Devine he does Wednesdays as well weapons jar and he will he will he will he'll sort you out he'll talk loads of shit about us and how Alex keeps changing it changing his coffee order yeah but mark is great and he's passionate about coffee and antiques he's a good guy Love Mark.

It's like a really random combo. Coffee and antiques. Yeah. And film. Old French film. And yeah, old film. And I like the dynamic because he always, he gives me shit. Like, there's always shit that, me.

Because I'm not eating there more than anyone. More is in there. Get a pizza, getting whatever. You could make a nasty cold brew with those beans he gave you today. Ah, yeah. I got some bourbon beans. So, basically beans. Coffee beans.

I don't know the origin. We should probably ask one day. But they've been roasted in like a bourbon cask. So it's got bourbon flavors. Really nice. Really nice. So, and then he hooks me up. And I had no coffee beans.

So getting some nice bourbon beams for Mark. It's good. You're going to be buzzing. Hi. I'm the baby. Hi, baby. Just been born, lady. I should

When I'm in a mood like this I should just sit down, get the mic going and just not apply any filter. See, like when we play video games... You did that for years. See, this is the thing, when we play games together, that's how I approach it. It's just like, I put the mic on as instantly

like screech or scream. Just instantly start the best. hallowing anything. Oh, wee-wee on me-mee! Did you dribb-drib again? I wee-weeed on me-mee. Do you remember when, in school, I was known as the piss-dribler guy because of that one video we did,

where I had a bit of pissed-dragor. But it wasn't even actual piss-rimand-it- It was just the way the light looked, yeah. But I got, people thought I was a piss-dribler. I've never- Everyone's a piss-dribler, let's be real. I've not. I dribble piss. You've got juggle those nuts, you get all the fluid out.

I'm not, not, I'm not joking. Oh yeah, you've got to like, do that little lift. Yeah, do the little lift. And then it all stops and you're not going to triple. Okay, here's a quick. Do you ever do the thing where you're wearing like an elasticated waist? What do you mean? Like, what type of, what, like underwear, jeans?

Like trackies? No. I don't have any elasticated trackies. They're all like wope. Well, that applies. But when you pee and you're like watching TikTok or whatever. But I'm not watching TikTok and I be. You're peeing and your balls are like resting on the top of the trousers.

You don't take the testicles out. Are you standing up? Yeah. What you let the... Yeah, it's way more comfy. Really? Yeah. But it blocks the flow.

Yeah. No, because if, like, if you're no handing it. I never do that. Okay, okay. If you're no handing it, then you have to do that. I don't. I don't mess the testicles. How the fuck?

You've never handed it. You've no hand it. You've no handed it. Always. You know, because you sign up your phone and you're standing up and you just don't hand it. If you got to, like, type of urinal. Like, not in a fucking talk. How do you stop, like, the pee from just...

With incredible... Everywhere. With incredible control, but this is what I'm saying. What? Do you not have piss control? Do you not know how to put the white amount of pressure to make it accurate? If you overpressure-wise, you send it everywhere. No, but, like, at the end, like, what?

You compensate for that. You're like, you kind of like, you're kind of like, you're like a 45 degree angle leaning forward. So gravity's just pulling everything straight down. Anyway, anyway, anyway, back to the point. But then when you move your, your elasticated weight, off your balls, then suddenly there's pee that has been restricted like you were saying that you didn't know about. And then it just fires out randomly. No, that's why you do the lift. And then you...

Well, the snake tongue. Well, no, but if you're watching TikTok and you're having a giggle, you don't think about these things. You're just on autopilot. It's like, I'm fucking addicted to your phone, are you? You have to be watching a shoot shot, like, you're just taking 30 seconds to me. I'm peeing every...

Just like, ooh, this is wrong. Because, yeah, that's when I do all my face-apping is when I'm pooing. But that's like... I suppose I could fit in. like an extra one or two if I just every time I pee and you do everything via noise you know you're not looking at where you're peeing

you know I do I think it's funny to watch it yeah it can be entertaining but like when you're done with that even when you know how any it the half the fun is like accuracy it's like making the perfect art yeah but you can monitor

so then you take a step back every time I think I've mentioned this before but like if this was the piece dream do you ever go like this just the 10th day Oh my god, no. I have done. I haven't. Not in a long time.

Oh my god, that's... No. No. Like, I might try to, like, make the accuracy like a harder challenge, but I never tried to... What about this? What about if you're in a public toilet? There's shit all over it. You target it and clean it.

Yes! I do that. You can't not do that. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen prison paying? You have to sit down, don't you? No, you like, Neil. Neil?

You got to sit down. sit and farting, yeah fart and flush. Thanks, Big Herk. No, but to pee, you like get down on one knee. So you'll look kind of like... What type of toilet is this?

Like a normal toilet. Why are you doing that on a normal toilet? I'm not saying I do that, but prisoners do. Why? So you're not like spraying pee everywhere. It's like a hygiene thing. The furton flush is so awesome. Yeah, fart and flush. but the thing is some some prisons

have like limited water you're only allowed a certain amount of flushes a day oh shit yeah this is where the yellow if it's yellow yell it mellow if it's brown flush it down

yeah it all comes from prison culture the UK's biggest export can you beep a lot of that the three biggest prison experts you're yeah yeah

no this is this all comes from prison TikTok Joe, I got a question for you Okay If this suddenly came to life And started Oh my god

Alex, no stop What would you do? Film it and put it on TikTok Oh my God He's addicted Dude This may be my gatekeeping Is coming like

Royal wheel But I don't want people to know It's my thing I don't want to share my little thing What did you name the account? Huh? TikTok Tyro TikTok

Top tip tapping. Tyro. Tyro? That's awesome, yeah. La la la la. And singing like Lao La Crocodile. La La La. I've not seen La La Crocodale.

I haven't seen it. Have you not seen the memes? No. What the fuck happened to meme chat, man? Oh, bro. Don't even weapons are. People get angry with any weapons. Do they?

Yeah, people hate meme chat. Let's bring it back then. yeah okay we're gonna do a segment on memes are impossible to record now anyway honestly this is the only take you need if you only consume memes that aren't from english-speaking countries they are infinitely better i think the the english-speaking countries bring memes down a whole new level yeah because when when you're watching a foreign meme you can't pick up on all the um cringe like shit well all the political brainwashing yeah you can just get a funny video like the dot of the guy making making a rap with his dog

growling funny as fuck yeah that is a good one I love I love memes Spanish speaking memes are they're special there's something chaotic about a Spanish speaking I do have to say though

the Monday left me broken cat is pretty good What's the Monday left me broken cut Monday left me broken What is that the one where's the black one That's like a bit fucked up No it's like a Like an AI

You know you get those adverts that make any picture sing. Oh, yeah. Someone's done it to this white cat and it's just everywhere. Oh, I think I've seen that. Yeah, it's been a hate to see more. Yeah, because it came in like fast and hard. Everyone was seeing this thing and then it disappeared for a little bit.

And now it's come back with a vengeance, like with the ironic sort of angle. Like it was funny. Now it's not funny. Now we're going to use the fact that it's not funny to make it funny. The meme life cycle You make me think a jib jab, remember that That's how you used to have to do it Jib jab

Yeah and they were They were weak Well man How do you top that Let's go about to talking about Marvel, shall we? Nah, nah No, if we ever talk about Marvel Poh

No, no, no Noon Uh Come on guys Fine Let's restore something then. Restore hope. What Luke did in a new hope.

This is the new segment of the cast where we talk about the Snyderverse and restoring it. Shut the fuck up. Why do we head over to Snapchat and answer some questions from our lovely fans? I think so. I was listening to this podcast and they had kind of a fire thing.

Kind of a fire thing we should copy. Just like how I was Train Dorian copied you? Exactly. in a similar kind of way my tummy keeps listen to this right like think of a hashtag right

for this episode hashtag doink no doin Zach Snyder secrets revealed it needs to be something

more specific because that sounds like something a Snyder fan would actually hashtag BVS truth yeah so if you've made it this far into the episode use the hashtag what was it BVS truth BVS truth and yeah let us know your thoughts oops just broke my sunflower oh no only just a little

shard don't worry yep hashtag BVS truth tell us your thoughts just like these people did in the subreddit question thread where we answer some questions from the community over here and over here now what have you got there oh you got the arm you got the arm yeah they're like the same history repeats itself well guys

I'm not going to do that one okay they left me broken choose it does stuff says I'm sick of the bleeping jatters I want to show the cast to my mom no nasties for one video bear bear and mighty

on. Maybe, um, next one. Nah, sorry we're British. Oh. Oh. Sorry we're... Beep that. I'm not . Beep that!

Jesus! Woo! We've really gonna have a serious conversation about the sikers guys. No, but we don't. British. British. British. Beltman.

Brad T. 2-2-2-2 has this to say. What do the mighty men think about the UK chain of stores, C-E-X? I personally don't know what's worse between the fact that they give you 5P for a stack of 50 games or the fact that every store smells like piss and cigarettes. Bonus points for being able to pronounce the name right. Do you know what my favorite thing is the one by us their their Wi-Fi is called unprotected C-E-X That's pretty clever That's that's the only like thing I'm like the most abrasive Like branding

They have these like cartoons If you're not in the UK just search C-E-X advert I guess UK Yeah they've got these like yeah I think it's trying to be like punky or kind of It's not really punky come on skater-y it's supposed to be like cool and like hip you know but it's just kind of scary

yeah it's scary and gross yeah great it makes you feel especially paired with the overwhelming BEO smell whenever you're in one yeah I don't I don't really know how these stores continue to function

yeah because I wandered in one a few weeks ago because I was thinking like maybe they've got a criteria on I'm like to answer the collection it's just like 100 copies of a fucking Keith Lemon the movie Yeah

Who's propping up the CEX economy Boomers with DVD players What no And it's like But boomers don't go in CEX Who is buying these DVDs Who's buying the DVDs? Who's buying physical video games?

The crazy things you go in there And you see these video games and they're like 200 pounds it's all the hyperware ones that are like been lost that's it it's like a collector's thing but it's like there's always like amusing because you go in there and you go to the Xbox section it's like the worst game imaginable

otherwise there's like 50 fucking copies of it there because everyone's 200 copies of Hayes on PS3 always Hayes is always there there's a few of those just like oh I forgot about this weird fucking millions of Wii games or that like vacillware

and shovelware fucking shit yeah well time to do a funny one Rip Fluid has an interesting one how many times is it acceptable to refill the same glass of water

before you need to get a new glass how long can you leave a glass of water out before you're unwilling to drink from that glass is overnight too long when you start tasting a bit not good I would say you can have like a glass for an entire day yeah no no to be fair longer if if water you'll be filling with the same water at the same tap

and if you're not mixing that with sloppy like kebab mouth yeah it can go for like two days more yeah as long as it's being like we filled all the time yeah that's where it's self-cleaning yeah the uh you don't want stagnant water but i would probably refresh it if it's been sat there yeah all night just rinse it out once and then fill it back up yeah yeah but it's Just like, so my thing is I go to bed of a mug of water because you want to drink during the night. Yeah, yeah. But I fill it up before I go to bed and I usually will drink out of it when I get home the next day. And then I will refill it when I finish it.

Like, sure, the water's not the best tasting, so it's been there like 20 hours. But it's water. Like, it's not been poisoned. I'll drink it. How do you know? My mum might be trying to kill me, but she hasn't succeeded yet. See, I didn't take water to bed with me. What?

I just drink like a litre of water before going to sleep. no because then you get up at two o'clock trying to need a pit yeah it's one of those left for reassurance even if I don't touch it I just like having it there just in case like it's routine for me at least yeah it's like I when I don't do it is when I wake up dehydrated and I'm like fuck I need water

and I don't have it and that by that time I've got up I'm far too late asleep to go downstairs and get water yeah so you just go back to sleep and you're fine no you wake up and then you're like crusty mouth your eyes are crusty you know you're like a menace When I've had one too many bud lights when I wake up at five in the morning, just dehydrated. When I've had my third bud light. I'm hung over as fuck.

Bud light. It's in the game. Oh, Bob K. Andler says, uh... No, that's, no, that's cringe. Get original questions. little... Sorry. You might have to stop that up. I might have to decide it all that out to be honest.

I don't like questions like that. You know, one of the best ones was when they like predicted how you were going to react and you just like... You did it fucking on point. That was scary. Yeah. No, that proves it. What were a simulation?

Well, they used Dr. Strange all along. Ha ha ha ha. I got my nose is full of boogers tonight, guys. Eat them. Oh, but hay fever. Hi, guys. Fuck off. My nose is full of boogers today.

Booger. Booger is just not a word someone who's British should say. Booger. Bougar. Bougar. because of that it's like swelling in my head all the time what bugger

just the word booger you don't say booger bugger bugger bugger it's a bogey bogey is gringy as well yeah they're all

it's one of those things where no matter what you call it it's going to be cringy yeah but snot is like repulsive got some snot never got some flam boogers and snot are different nah they're kind of the same when you've got that long overdue

snot mond love me bougain um ooh scagon the key says hello jar long time listener first time commenter here

just a quick question any chance that there is new merch in the works the new logo goes incredibly hard and I'd love to support the jar boys with an epic shirt or sweatshirt game on um you could support us

yeah I'm glad that there's some interest because yeah we're looking into it actually there have been like the website that hosts our stuff has like a bunch of new options they even do caps with embroidered yeah it's gonna say Monday left me broken yeah there's gonna be one with sort of

like a troll face on it and there's gonna be one with a wojack on it yeah we're gonna call it Frady Fazz pretty good That would probably be the best signing won't We probably Monday left

Me broken Monday left me Foxy I did I've noticed recently about loads of FNAF stuff There's FNAF stuff on the wedding again Yeah the movie's coming out

It's a cute to lean it It's just like I think Chico would be A Femboy if they were Will Was one other recent That's right Yeah That was a gold She was a woman

It was Bonnie a fucking one of them Oh I suppose you wouldn't It was one of years It was fucking one of years I'll show you bro because I think I saw it You showed me Oh did I yeah yeah

Oh I did show it Yeah because I saw the replies and stuff It was pretty funny M Knight's legend of Aung Says having just been listening To six Wherein Alex laments Over not being able to project his voice

So that it can be heard or claiming that it has gotten lower over time I can say you're not alone in thinking this but you may be wrong in saying that you need to be louder it's not about volume it's about placement you feel comfortable talking so low in your register because your voice is carrying from your lower larynx and this is usually where fry can come from

which is a much lazier low effort sound try placing your voice in your head this can be achieved by thinking of a more whimpery crying sound perhaps try imitating a dog when they whine and feel how that sound resonates around your face instead of your throat. You can then effectively move your speaking voice to this position and take the pressure out of your lower larynx and project your voice further so it can be heard.

This may help cut through club noise and the like without shouting. Are you hearing that guys? Well, no, you just fucking just man up and speak louder, bitch. Yeah. so I've got to make it high-pitched. No, you talk from like the back of your head. Buh! I can't do that.

I just talk the way I talk. Yeah, but you do already talk the way you talk. But do you walk the way you walk? No. Nobody taught me anything. I didn't even know how to talk to it. I was 10. Well, I was 20.

Ooh. Yeah. Thanks for the advice He'll try Oh James This is for you from Knock Jeter You hear me

Noch Jeter No I don't like this already No bro Okay you can read this but don't react I don't like this. I don't like this. I hate when you two are just like, oh, we make a prediction. Is James going to like this?

No. No, but you've already spoiled it because now you said I'm not going to like it, so I'm going to like it despite you. Okay, that's good then. Howdy-ho, J-JAR boys. Question for J-House. But feel free to all jump in. I hate it. Fuck this, man.

What Madagher's got characters would each other breaking bad cast be? Bing-Bong slide on. It's right here. Were you really fucking... specifically for you only you can answer Jesse is Morty

Marty the kangaroo Alex Alex is probably Gus um wrong um you're not allowed to heard

yeah sorry what's the what's the hippo Gloria Gloria Gloria is Gloria is is

Walter Wright's friend who's the drug guy Jesse No not Jesse the other one Hank Hank Skyler is Julian

um Skipper Skipper is the old guy in the wheelchair Walter Walter White Hmm Well he'd be the king penguin

A skipper That's not Skipper Skipper's the meamy one Um okay then If Skippers If Skipper's the head penguin Right No but what

The what The dumb one The dumb pen Private is the dumb penguins Okay then private is Um Walter is Skipper Walter's

Walter's Walter's Walter Walter Marty Who's Tucco Marty is Walter's son

Tucco is Alec Baldwin That's Alex Who's Alex? Who's Alex? You said Alex was Gus Gus was Gus is Alex

I want to know that I didn't even finish season one of Breaking Man and though to be fair I can't only remember any of the Malagascar characters you're doing like all of them no the old lady's Skyler oh yeah yeah grandma yeah yeah yeah just such a funny recurring gag that yeah I really like the old lady there's an actual one for you James

from Big Hugo Hey, lads, JDM questions for James. After watching your Laurel Breakdown video where James is just ecstatic to talk about his car and their JDM hobby as a whole, it's inspired me to broaden my car hunting search and I've decided on a JDM sedan of my own. It's a 1987 Nissan Bluebird Turbo in almost mint condition shipped from Japan only last month. I'm really excited to get into the whole Japanese car scene and wanted to ask what the life of an owner of one of these old expert cars, sorry, export cars is really like.

What are some quirks and some fun little surprises That I might not expect with an average car Is it hard to get these things serviced Our parts usually hard to find Will women flock to me the second I drive off the lot I really just want to hear James ramble about JDM Some more Bear Bear from Florida Yeah I looked it up

They are cool bluebirds are sold here They're kind of dead here But they're very very cool old-school Cilands The life With it being a bluebird it should be easy to get parts for because they're kind of a bit more spread like there was an 80s period

where the whole JDM line was like there's loads of cool Japanese only cars then during the 80s they kind of were like oh why don't we just sell them aboard so they weren't JDM and it was in the 90s they were like ooh foreigners and then made them all JDM again and the bluebird is within this time

so there is way more availability of parts around the world as compared to mine but should be pretty easy to get parts just because I know they're quite popular but the life is just stress it's just stress but it's fun it's like owning a unique car is like self-fulfilling

because it's like I've only recently got mine back because it's been in storage and it's just like I can choose when to drive it and when I do drive it's like I like driving it so people see it people appreciate it that's the main difference from when you had it before when you didn't have the Renault it was just like

I stress you out more because of how much more fuel than having to use it as your daily can be a bit much. But there's a lot of quirks owning these cars it's just like your parts can be a bit difficult to get but it's like you will be approached by people

who are just like kind of like interested and you will have like genuine nice conversations with people who are just like kind of passionate about it and that's the most like I don't care about car meets I don't care about any of this you like Snapchat fucking Instagram

like clout but I care about when some random guy just approaches me just like compliments my car and talks about it briefly that's the most like dopamine shit that's what I love so owning any of these weird old cars you do just get that and people appreciate it

and that's like the best the best part about it because we went to was it last weekend we grabbed it yes when we went to go get it I'm on the drive back I was noticing it immediately all the people we drove past they're looking at it you know yeah it's like a cool thing and like as long as

as you care for it and maintain it you're always to be passionate about it because you've got this wear thing and as long as you take care of it and you do all the crap maintenance like Jesus Christ as advice if you are gonna own any of these older cars JDM cars go like go a little bit extra maintenance even on these fools just go a bit more maintenance do oil like I do my oil like every 3,000 just do oil regularly like service it regularly try and keep it in the most reliable condition like do do go a

little bit beyond clean it regularly and whatnot because then you'll keep the paint in better the condition then it won't wash as easily you'll just you by doing a little bit more you get more back in the long one and I would say that if you do intend to keep it a long one and caring for it at the beginning I actually don't know what country you in as well but if you can under seal it protect the underside shut the fuck up Jamie I fucking cries why did you have to time it like that under seal it get the underside protected because then you can use it all year

wound but it keeps and then you service the under ceiling you can get it removed keeps the undersigned good and just keeping it in in tip-top condition goes the longest way you'll love the hobby you just got to maybe do a bit more than what you might have done and I would also say change to aftermarket parts where you can like adjustable arms and whatnot suspension because they will be easier to replace if you need to and then you'll you'll make yourself a better car that's more fun to drive but you bluebirds are cool bluebird turbo is cool just keep it keep it good maybe get some nice wheels and

it'll look mint nice car congrats some get a beautiful car but I would say if you're ever interested in Japanese cars always tries to look to buy from Japan because like in the UK people are really like cars are tools but in Japan if you're buying any of these cars they've probably been cared for and cherished and they're better condition

and they're not worsty it's like they're the best of the crop buying them from Japan like there is a lot more effort of importing but you have a cooler car and I would say as well there might be some stickers on it that are from Japan leave them on leave on like the tax stuff from Japan because that's really fucking cool

small details just Leave all the Japanese stickers, the little weird, quirky things like flares. Leave them on because people like me appreciate them. And she was saying, talking about Japanese, you know, in my car I had that holder on the passenger side that was always empty. Yeah. That was the flare holder. I've actually got a flare. I've actually got one now.

I managed to get my dad's. So I've got the hammer and the flare in its proper spot, which is really cool. Hell yeah. So yeah, nice details. But yeah, enjoy the hobby. You'll love it. And hate it. sometimes

the most passionate love has a balance of hate so yin yang if you want to love that thing you gotta hate it fucking hate it like I've driven money some three times this week

because it was like day three I'm like it's so fucking much effort to park I'm just like no I'm taking an easy car it used fuel it dropped fuel and just sit in there

it didn't even touch it and it's just like oh there's fuel gone yeah it drinks that it drinks if I had breakfast And lunch. Well, just wait till it's got the big fucking... And to make dinner.

On the subject of Japanese cars, I bought an engine. From Japan. I bought an RB-25 D-E-T, turbo. D-Ted being turbo. From Japan, off Yahoo! Auctions. Don't know if it works, but bought an engine. A great expense.

But I got it for nothing. Yahoo! Because that's what the auction site is called Yahoo! It's a Yahoo! Company. Yahoo! I bought an engine, and it's going in my car. And my car's going to be... I've calculated it's like 19 miles to the gallon, as it is now.

Next year, it might be two to three. Three miles to the gallon. It's going to be so uneconomical, bro. You'll have to refill at every petrol station, you see. On any drive. Three miles on that. It's going to be... Shit, because it's like, it's a 150 brake horsepower, straight six, N.A.

It's like a lumpy engine, but it's smooth. So I'm increasing the capacity by 500, then sticking a turbo on it, then building it to be 450 brake horsepower. So when I, when I fly, when I go for an overtake, the fuel, I will get like under 10 miles to gather. So you think a few, a tank at the moment, it's roughly costing me like 80 pound premium. Yeah, it's going to cost me like maybe three to 400 pound a month on fuel. Holy shit man But it's like You know I can fly past any car

Whenever I want So you know And then I'll blow the engine up And lose more money Good hobby Good hobby I want to do one more Okay

From review tech Brooklyn 99 Subjar Hello Kind of closing the loop That Dr Strange opened at the beginning Okay Cool Could we get a law breakdown

Of Alex's noodle saga A couple weeks ago, you were all talking about Alex's noodle obsession a lot. Can we leave? We've known about the noodle saga. We've been in it. No, no, but there's more to it. Listen. A couple weeks ago, you were talking about Alex's noodle obsession a lot,

but it seemingly came out of nowhere as a jar listener. It was only recently that I came across Alex's Twitter account and saw an unending torrent of posting about him obsessively eating noodles, which answered a lot, but raised even more questions. Frankly, I'm pissed. This is the JAR equivalent of watching the new hype Marvel movie, only to find out you miss the build-up of the new Thanos-tier threat

because you didn't watch the Disney Plus series. This is like playing only the Destiny expansions without playing through the seasons and having no idea what's going on in the story. In conclusion, can we get some foreshadowing from JAR media when it comes to plot threads like this? Or is it simply watching the JAR cast not enough to keep up with the ambitions of the JAR CU?

Can I stop? Can I stop here? They're hating on us. Their jarlings hating on us because they don't follow Alex on Twitter? That's not on us. Don't use Twitter. But you can't hate on us because you're not going out of your way to keep up with our law. It's not our job to direct you to law moments. Our law is our lives.

That's JAR episode Finders' job. Yeah. I think he's an AI. Yeah, I know, yeah, your way, I don't tell them the secret Uh, nah, but listen up I got one major thing to say about this Don't And I'm about to go deep

Okay Um So basically Uh Does The and um to conclude uh i just want to say that's gone

that's also gone eat my ass you're lying subscribe that can stay bleat that one yeah that's gone Go on. Um... Follow. Yeah, follow my Twitter for fuck.

Pha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah. Bab-Bab-Bi-Baba-Bi-Bab-Bah-Booie. Bab-Bah-Booie. Oh, God! Candleet. Oh! Oh!

I want to talk about marble all day, marble all night. I'm pressing the button. You can't press that phone.