JAR Media Posdact - the hunger.

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:05 Housekeeping 08:21 Alex Explains the Citizen Vigilante Drama 50:30 Mid Break 52:09 Question Segment: The Bionicle Dream 54:49 Current Stims 57:14 Jim Hypocrisy & Angry Jim 58:34 The State of Modern Comedy 1:07:53 Thoughts on Jackass 1:15:02 Shaving Head 1:15:34 Sony Abandoning Physical 1:21:42 Peter Thiel Leaked List 1:24:48 is America really that far right? 1:29:57 What are you excited for...

Do you think Batman defends the borders? Batman and Superman? You think my thugs have rights? Of course not bats. They don't have health insurance, do they? Not with your fucking spine-breaking abilities, bats. Not with all the health problems your causing bats. I hate this, joker.

This is the worst joker. You understand bats, the socioeconomic status of these thugs means they do not have the opportunities that you did bats. Shut up, Joker, now I break your spine and you turn goblin mode. That was my pitch for the Batman Part 3? Yeah, the Batman Part 3. Joker, why are you in a grooming gang? I guess we're starting there. Good afternoon, evening or night.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Alex joined by Jim. I sang, signer. What was that? My new language I've invented. We can't be having a new language every week I got it Well no It's actually a really good way to make

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If you're a dibby tier or above, we'll do that next episode, probably per chance. There's also the huge ever-growing Jaffta Hours, supplementary weekly show we've been doing nearly 100 episodes with all sorts of variety content in there. Last we did the debunking Joe Rogan and Dave Rubin, a weird UK talking point thing that all of American media is obsessed with. That was a funny half an hour discussion, but if that's not, up to par, we got what? Two white boys, debate sinners, jar radio number two and one, of course. Dead bark, creepypasta reading, going through the meme playlist. They fly now. Paisley's Chants.

Paisley's Chants. We've got shits going on over there, all sorts. I also just made the Elon rant public. Nice. Which is pretty fresh and also the Mandalorian and Grogu. As they say. A film that like now that a little bit of time has passed Doesn't even feel like it was a real film

No Like it feels like a dream Yeah It feels like that whole day was like a dream that didn't happen I've had dreams that I remember with more More notable Yeah Way more notable and important

And last one on at least The JAR Media group chat It's group chat Where you can leave suggestions For housekeeping and the question segment I sense you were going to say something When Just a second

ago. About what? Probably rotter, fair to have I guess, a little rotting prediction. I was impressed by rotting in, um... What's who called? The Mandalorian and Groku. Is that what the film's called? I think that was what it was called.

Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grokew. And Rotter. What an awful... What an awful... Good title, though. Good title. Um, so let's see housekeeping, which is going to shift into what is going to be a big topic, probably. Kind of like top gear, the way they change gears when drive.

Yeah, yeah. Although, unfortunately, I drive an automatic, so I don't really know how to change gears. I drive multiple manuals. I drive automatic. I drive whatever you put in front of me, I will drive. Jim's driving stick for the two of us. And that's not a gay joke. I'm driving thick because I have a thick skull.

Because I drive so much, I need increased bone density so that when I'm in car accidents, I get less injured. Hey, I'm stuck in reverse. What? This gear is stuck in reverse. What? Now I got to reverse the whole circuit. What? That was my impression of you driving. Getting stuck on the clutch. I'm just trying to avoid talking about this, I guess. I was just letting that breathe. Let's do some three things from housekeeping, right?

We've got one from Cloudwaves. Nine things. Who says, Alex, try not to get scams, challenge. Yeah, you love getting scammed. That's an excellent point. I've had my identity stolen, been scammed. What's the biggest? Probably identity being stolen is the big thing.

Yeah, that's the big. most annoying. That has like knock on effects. That was like a whole year's worth of nightmare. But usually they're just like nightmare in the moment and also right after it's over for a few days. Can we also briefly mention that you once were paying for two different insurance? Well, if you want to account insurance companies as scammers, then sure. fucking are scammers as a matter

effect. And I've been scammed by countless fucking companies. Yeah. Yeah, same in that in that. Well, I mean when you really think about it, like what is something that makes money that isn't a scam? Twitter X.

X is real. Pro. Pro. I can't remember what it's called. Truth. Truth social. No, what's it actually called? Like Grock unlocked GROC unlocked Premium X premium

Yeah what does that sound like We're talking about like homeless people that were trying to steal or something Sandy Cheek says I'm a small woman who takes the train Into the big city every day for work I've been harassed and screamed out by homeless men on the subway platform So what I do is keep five to ten dollars with my metro card at all times

So if anyone asks me for money I can give them some cash and be on our way I live in America and I'm just trying to keep myself safe I don't think I'm a good person because I do this That doesn't make you a bad person though Have you ever had A homeless person come up to you when you're in like a bar or something And like a

With like a card machine and shit Yeah it's insane They've got the flow chart ready They've got the anecdote And then the tube you got any cash Ready for you to say no They have the machine like oh you can Venmo me

Yeah yeah Well, no, when I went to see clips, there were people like selling CDs, like their own mix tapes outside with like hard machines. Yeah. And it's just like, no. Sorry. I know. And I guess on a similar line, Lombren says this podcast has gotten two apolitical free speech extremist classical liberal far right. Please pivot to Marxist-Leninist comedy training next.

episode. Thank you. The thing is the cutting edge of comedy is always on the far right. The comedy assassins. Yeah. They got you down their sights, man. Well, they kind of got me down their sights at the moment. They do actually. That's what beautiful segue. I guess last episode I did bring this up slightly. Just a little slightly. Slightly spelt with a G and an H, by the way. Slightly. Slightly. The this version of Sightling doesn't have a G or an H. Oh.

Weirdly. That's because it wasn't complete. It wasn't a complete thought. It wasn't a complete breakdown. Right. When we recorded last episode, I think it was like the day after I uploaded the IHETV video on Citizen Vigilante. I've been seeing, I've been seeing clips of this film now. So you've got more context now.

In my YouTube shorts. Yeah. So when we talked about it on the cast, I didn't know a bunch of the shit about it broadly. Like my thinking was I knew the film was coming out. I saw that it was out on like digital platforms and was thinking through the lens of, oh, we've ever ball. I've talked about him multiple times. This would be a funny bid to put out.

This looks crazy and exploitative and his usual MO, you know, and it's got Army Hammer in it. That's crazy. And I guess I can launch pad off this. This might be a long segment. I don't know. Like I had to do a bunch of research and was like, Are you fucking serious guys? Like this is where we're at.

This is actually fucking... Okay. Heron Smurf said, the comment section on the Ove-Bowl video is one of the most rancid comment sections I've ever seen. I can't not believe it's just some unhinged cultural botnet. Hmm.

Yeah, like is... This is the thing with this topic. It's like it... If you respond to it, Are you essentially just shadow boxing? That was kind of my fear, and yeah, we'll get into that. But Attila the Nunn says, Are you what you guys are talking about with the Cannibal Hammer and Uvei Baal movie?

I've always enjoyed Slavov... How do you say his name? Slavog... Vievik. And I thought he generally had interesting things to say, but recently I stumbled across a video of him saying leftists, we're more racist because they chose not to say the nationality, to grooming gangs. It left me scratching my head. I went to the comments and it was just full of the usual anti-immigration rhetoric.

You guys have been talking about this topic the last few weeks and I've been mulling it around in my mind as a person from North America and to me this kind of sentiment just feels like racist people wanting to feel okay about being racist. I'm so confused about how leftists not wanting to start racially motivated dialogue about rapists means that leftists are more racist. How is it that leftists know how much more nuance there is about immigration so they try to tiptoe through the topic so as to not step on any racist landmines means they are suddenly the racist ones why is it that no one tells people they have to denounce white criminals and white rapists and white pedophiles why is it when someone raped someone and they're

white it's okay for the news to just say that person raped someone but when it's a minority their race absolutely must be stated or else it's racist it's just so fucking crazy that slova i don't know how he say his name, sorry, was on the side of declaring the race of a criminal without seeing the negative ways this could be interpreted. And Dugzol said, thousands of people are willing to bear their whole intellectual credibility on a fear and distrust of immigrant minorities that they've neither interacted with nor have ever been victimized personally by. And a correction from Eternal Cascade, just a quick correction. The movie wasn't banned in Germany because that would require it to break certain laws, what happened is that it did not get a rating from the German

motion picture rating organization, F-S-K, which bars it from being shown in movie theaters, but not from being distributed at all. All he has to do is have a federal commission check if the film breaks any laws, which it likely doesn't. And then he could not only privately distribute it, but also put it on streaming services. There are plenty of movies that did not get a rating in Germany, usually for excessive violence. I'm pretty sure terror fire did not get one. But you can watch on Prime Video. He's just using it. this for weird culture war marketing. It works.

A lot of this is. And yeah, I was torn on, because before we started recording, I was talking to you about this. And you're like, why don't you put something on HGTV? Like talking about like a, I've had a bunch of people being like, do a comment comeback. Yeah. And I thought about it. But I did post this on the Jail Subredics. A few threads were popping up and loads of people messaging being like, have you seen like what is going on in this?

It's not like a huge video anything. It's got like, as the time of recording, like 35,000 views or so. But with the comment section of about 3,000 comments, very weird and unusual. Like, that's kind of unheard of. Crazy percentages going on there. But I replied to somebody with this, before we get into some more stuff I want to talk about. I'm fine. I've been doing this a long time, even though this is a pretty extreme new one for me.

the amazing digital circus video was all I needed to see there's no hate or mention of anything political in the comments of that video and seems like the usual audience I'm referencing the day after that I uploaded like a different subject video um because I was like is this going to like bleed into like other stuff yeah and it didn't at all um and I uploaded a video on the Friday of that week that was about like bungee and the same thing again like it was just this one flashpoint on this one video um I think it hit the cultural algorithm, which is heavily waited to piss off propaganda stands who think they're fighting a good fight, and it's obviously been great, been brigaded through Twitter races. I had no idea that Elon himself had endorsed the film on his account, lol, so fucking ludicrously insane. If the media landscape was this fucking awful in 2007, then Uvee Boll's Postal probably would have had a similar reaction. Bol is and always has been a provocateur opportunist troll that used to be broadly understood by anyone who watched his films or gave his shit. about the film space at all. We're at a point where it's somehow acceptable and popular to be mask off racist and no one seems to give a shit.

I'm never going to stop talking about how much I hate that evil cunt Elon. Utterly ironic that the free speech absolutist stop putting politics in movies crowd as such cowardly snowflake babies when it comes down to it. I was even looking through the analytics and there's an abnormal amount of traffic funneling through discord. Seems like a mixture of real racists and bots who want to try and make me look bad for the cultural war dunks. These people are tourists who don't care about film.

It's not like when I made the Tumblr video and felt pressured to address the pushback in some way, because I was not tuned into the cultural politics as much of the time, and didn't understand how cooked and conservative slash negativity bias-leaning social media algorithms are built. It really fucking sucks that the film space on YouTube has been usurped by culture war pricks with a blatant agenda. Tempted to do a comeback type video, but also don't know if it really do much to address the ridiculous accusations and claims, people are putting into my mouth. Ultimately, I don't think you can really win against these people.

If this guy didn't like a rage bait Uvee Bowl movie equals endorsing rape and criminal injustice is the starting point, it's obviously so absurd to anyone with a functioning brain that it's almost more humiliating to even address them as if they have any legitimacy. They don't want to have a real conversation, so why should I even bother? So yeah, that's what I said on the Jailseller. Anything jump out to you at that?

this uh juncture well i mean the the last bit i mean the the last bit of anything is normally the uh you know a bit uh the the not not wanting to to grant them it's it's like uh why even debase yourself why yeah you're kind of giving them a platform if you even and that's a pretty valid point um yeah that's my reasoning for and not. I think it's fine to talk about it here. I really do wonder how much of it. And yeah,

talking about it here changes it from like it being a back and forth between you and them. And it's more like us talking about this situation. And I really do wonder how much of it is just bots.

That will be a portion of it. But other stuff was going on too. I didn't know. when we recorded the last episode that there had been a few like viral tweets yeah yeah like with screenshots of the video that had just been uploaded saying basically along the lines of when a British person doesn't like the anti-grooming gang movie or so something like that and a lot of the uh uh like the most upvoted comments are just kind of like copy and paste of the same thing again and again um

you, if any, actually talking about the contents of the video or anything actually saying in it? Because a lot of it is actually acknowledged in what I'm saying in the video before they even talk about it. But it's obviously not about a conversation. Like it's not. It's about that I went into the Lions Den without really understanding that it was already like a culture war like lightning rod. Right. I thought I was getting ahead of it. uh right but i i i don't see the shit elon says or anything like that um and yeah which is good

or twitter really in general what this like i kind of consider it like you're doing something right if people on twitter hate you um oh for 100 percent um i just think it's it's incredible um to to place the the like you and your side so out of your side so out of your side so our side of this culture war as the people who don't care about like sexual assault and stuff. Yeah, that's part of what is so frustrating. Yeah, because it's... So don't you fucking pretend you give a shit about women? Yeah, yeah.

You fucking assholes. You, it's something upsets you innately when, um, someone of a different race touches a, a white woman, you know? You know, I'm of the belief that any assault of that manner is bad. Uh-huh. They're of the belief that it's only bad if it's a brown person, you know. Yeah. Like the comment said. We'll get into that more.

So I was just, I was looking at a few things on Twitter. And of course, like, Uve Boll has gone on Pierce Morgan now and had a debate with Medi Hassan about the film. Right. So it's like a big thing. All I think. Because of Elon. Elon said he'd even, he signal boosted it. He loved what the film's about.

He said he would like help, well, he posted the whole film temporarily on his account and also said he can't wait for the sequel and we'll do anything he can to like get it made and this sort of thing. So obviously Uve is like, hell yeah, fuck, this is perfect. It's like the most publicity he's maybe ever had for one of his movies. Oh, 100%. So, yeah, he's going to be loving all that attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to quickly jump back to what I was just saying. obviously the crazy irony is that army hammer does have all those allegations against him

he's allegedly done many heinous things but he is a tall white blonde-haired movie star when i say he doesn't have blue eyes he's not blonde-haired blue eyes is he i don't know is he a brown eyes um he's a he's an american old money oil guy Yeah, yeah. His last name is Hammer for fuck sake. And his first name's fucking army. But like, people, I was reading comments in the shorts from this film. And people coming out of the woodwork to defend him and say he's been proven.

It's proven that he, you know, it was all fake. It was all just to try and, you know, get money out of him and stuff. And it's like, you're, you're missing. in the forest, man. That's what's so weird about the response to it is that the amount of people I've seen say, I know it sucks, but I'm going to support it anyway because of the message. Really? Yes. The amount of people I've seen say that. It's like, what the fuck? That's your standard for this shit? Mm. Like, so then I find Move A Bowl's Twitter and he's got like, you put together this like poster saying like citizen vigilante 2 coming 2027 and it's obviously. like, um, using imagery from a pretty famous American case, um, which I'm not even going to

mention any detail, um, but it's like the subtitle, he comes to America. Um, so maybe he's going to do, he's going to subvert everyone and be like, look at this joke was on you Americans this whole time. He's not going to do that. Um, just for, and this is another thing. It's like, everyone commenting on the film, I guarantee 90 plus percent of them have not seen it. Yeah, yeah. Even if they've bought it. Like, they haven't watched it. Yeah, yeah.

They started and got forward. Yeah. Just to own the libs. I even saw some cringy tweets of like a guy being like, yeah, I don't even care. I just sent Elon Musk $25 of my own money just for the lulls. Shit like that level of like Cornball like. That's such fucking child behavior. Yeah, yeah, like the, okay, um, right, let's get this, let's, let's deep this, let's, let's deep this a little bit.

So, the film itself, right? Huh? It's not set in a European country. It just says Europe in big text as the film begins. Okay. It doesn't specify anywhere in Europe. Right. Which to me, read as, this is for Americans.

Yeah, right. Yeah. You know, because you couldn't use an individual European country. Yeah. to make the point. So it just has to be this monolith of Europe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Americans don't know what Europe is, really.

Yeah, yeah. You know, it's like a concept. So, yeah, it's not even like set in a European country, but this is kind of like the metaphor, right, of what it feels like from my perspective happens, right? So imagine my house is on fire. Yep. And a mob is like watching it burn.

Yep. And some wanker in a fake firefighter comes over, whips out a Nerf water gun and he starts spraying. Obviously doing nothing. Not a single thing. So then I say, that's not working. It's not putting the fire out. Yeah, right.

Then the mob turns to me and says, oh, so you want this fire then? Yeah, right. You must love fire then. Yeah. Didn't realize you were pro arson then. That metaphor doesn't even work, though, because um

like at least the the water spraying the water is like uh in theory the solution yeah like they're trying at least they're like doing the right thing you know just not at the right level

whereas like talking out against this movie is like being anti-violence against um minorities that's not how people are framing it though they're genuinely not um

I mean, I haven't seen the film. I don't know shit about it. You don't need to. The people most inflamed about it aren't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just using it. Yeah. So a lot of this also is in response to the Rupert Lowe crowdfunded grooming gang investigation, which came out like the 16th of June or something.

So very close to this film being released. Just something I wasn't tuned into. I've seen, I look into him now and again, Rupert Lowe, because he's like, somehow politically viable in this country, even though he's a fucking joke. And yeah, this is kind of what I was just saying, of which I obviously support grooming gangs because I didn't like the Uve-Bow troll movie designed to capitalize off the culture war, especially for American audiences who've never set foot in any European country and get all of their information off Twitter, Joe Rogan, and Fox News.

And then when you actually start breaking down the stats too, Mm-hmm. If we're just talking about, like, violent crime and homicides in general. Right. Significantly higher in the US. Oh, yeah. Compared to... Oh, got you.

Compared to Europe's homicide rates, which have been steadily declining. So in the US, the homicide rate hovers between 5.5 and 6.5 per 100,000 people. And in Europe, and this is including the higher historical rates of Eastern Europe. Europe sits at roughly two per 100,000 people. Wow. So if you just did the EU, just the European Union, that's one per 100,000 people. So United States is 5.7, European average is two, United Kingdom is one, France and Germany is 0.8 to 1.1. And Italy and Spain are 0.5 to 0.6.

Dangerous places, man. Yeah. You're in trouble. Yeah, yeah. And they even have like socialist free health care if you do get hurt. You mean communist?

Yeah, communist fucking they're going to take all your tax You take all your buddy So because I'm against an exploitation or UVBOL movie that means I'm pro institutional failure grooming gangs Instead of treating it for what it is

An expose of many institutional failings To do, sorry institutions failing to do anything about horrific crimes which is true and disgusting the testimonies are awful but isn't an easy catchable proof and it's not put into context of the broader data um yeah and it's it's it's like uh two things can be true at once um like obviously it shouldn't need saying but i guess now it does any sort of grooming gang any sort of you know any sort of assault of that nature

is as heinous as something can be. I'm not pro like any crime, okay? Yeah. I mean, I'm pro some crimes, but no crimes like that. Any violent crime? Yeah.

Yeah. It's, I think it's crazy to act like, like people who are anti-immigration are inherently like, like they want this stuff to exist. But it's,

It's about like, like... The conclusion's already made. Yeah, but ratios and percentages. Like, uh, like, people, people aren't upset when the, the assault's happening, like, a staying the same, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah. Where it's like, you know, the... Who's most likely to... commit like an assault of this of this kind a sexual assault a rape whatever it may be it's it

the majority of the time is someone related to the victim someone they know and trust um yeah friend or family yeah and hence hence like grooming gang but like there's no conversation about um like the the the the rape culture of of was it's positioned as if it wouldn't be happening at all otherwise yeah yeah yeah right obviously isn't true because that's the thing I kept seeing a lot was in the comments is this number being cited from this Rupert low investigation that went down 250,000 was the number 250,000 girls 250,000 of them there are 250,000 girls I don't even think they specify girls I think they just kind of say victims right but the statistics stick that 250,000 girls, or victims of grooming gangs in the UK, is widely regarded by researchers, government auditors and independent experts as lacking a credible evidence base. It does not originate from official government data, peer-reviewed academic research or a systematic national audit.

It's not to say that it didn't happen in any form. It's not to say that they're lying or whatever in there, but it's the context of it that is the important part. Because like just just hear me out, okay? The figure is not an official government estimate. Its prominent stems from various media reports, political commentary and some campaign groups. But it's been consistently criticized for its lack of transparency and methodological rigor. Absence of official data, the UK government has repeatedly stated there is no comprehensive or reliable national data set that captures the total number of victims of grooming gangs across the country.

measuring such crimes is notoriously difficult police forces local authorities and social services you different definitions and many cases go unreported or categorized differently within the criminal justice system as noted in a 2020 home office report definitive answers regarding the nationwide scale are not possible because the right data simply does not exist there is no publicly available peer-reviewed methodology that explains how the 250,000 figure was calculated when researchers and auditors have attempted to quantify CSE, they have consistently warned against high unsourced estimates. The lack of peer review.

This specific statistic has not been subject to the standard scientific process processes of peer review, which would involve an independent assessment of the data collection, calculation methods, and assumptions used to reach such a number. Independent experts, including academics who study security and crime science, have explicitly identified this figure as unverified. It is often cited as an example of how definitional problems and bias in data sets are ignored to produce alarming but ultimately unsubstantiated statistics. Page 12 of the report stated that the 250,000 figure was not based on government or law enforcement data,

instead it was based on remarks passed by Lord Malcolm Pearson during debates in the House of Lords over the years. I did look through it and I was looking at the citation. A lot of it was stuff like that. So this number that they're pulling from is an estimate encapsulating 1997 to about 2018. It's like a 21 year spread. Right. In the year ending March 2025 in the UK, an estimated 900,000 adults experienced sexual assault in the last 12 months. About 209,000 total sexual offences in England and Wales for the year ending March 2025.

That's one year. one single year fucking hell but nobody's upset by that that's yeah it's kind of my ultimate point right where it's like yeah so it's like okay so that's let's add this up then summing up the actual crimes logged by the police over the

the same 21 year span that they're pulling this yeah yeah yeah yields a total of approximately 1.5 million to 1.8 million recorded sexual offenses in england and wales all of this including the grooming gang shit is obviously bad all of it fucking sucks what the fuck are you talking i don't want any of it i don't want any of that yeah yeah yeah but it's it's also like these are the same people who who dig their heels in when anything like feminist

comes up when anything um like actually addressing this when when when like during the the amber heard shit and all that like um the the immediate jumping to like defend men and to act like this isn't a disgusting innate part of our culture because of people like that who try to to constantly stuff it down and and at the same time we'll be like well why why didn't you immediately go to the police well you know the victim blaming you know that they're the same people that will jump and do that shit immediately they don't give a shit about women. They don't give a shit about

these issues. Yeah, especially when the vast majority of sexual and violent crime is domestic and committed by the native born population. But here's the ultimate thing, right? This is what really was making me go like, what? The political context

of all this, right? It's the most important part, I think. So I'm going to bring up some people now and some institutions that for this to be the catch-all, like, oh, I was wrong thing. These are the people you'd have to believe are good faith for all of this to add up, right? To like a reasonable argument.

Starting with Restore Britain and Rupert Lowe, that's where it comes from, obviously. Who, may I remind you, Restore Britain, are running on pretty hardcore policy of a net negative migration, mass deportations and a referendum on the death penalty. they're some of the big ones. It's not a neutral criminology study. It's a political weapon to justify a pre-existing

anti-immigration platform. That's the starting point. Yeah. Even if, like, you agreed with it, like, from a... You have to admit that's, like, where we're starting. It's not, like, a bunch of independent bodies doing it. There is, like, a straightforward political motivation,

like, to even get the ball rolling. Yeah. It's not just, like, a coincidence. oh, we were investigating something else and we stumbled across this whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've got a vested interest in certain results being as they are. So let's say whatever, you're sold them by Rupert Lowe and Restore Britain. You don't have an issue with that.

You trust them, so, okay, who's next? Elon Musk. Famously balanced and truth-seeking individual. Yeah. Known for the correct, totally not vibes or culture-war-based information he regularly likes to share, happens to also be the richest man in the world. Also, officially a goated gamer

who didn't pay for people to play video games for him to make him look really good at a video game. So he doesn't, he would never lie and he wouldn't even lie about something like that doesn't really matter. No, he would never do that. Like that, you know.

Okay, no, let's say we trust him. Like, we're down with Elon, we love Elon. Who's next? Uvee Ball. Opportunist Troll filmmaker, who's probably loving all the sales from morons who think they're winning some culture war by giving money to the project.

Sure, let's say, you know what, Ove? He's just been misunderstood this whole time and he's finally managed to align all this. Then you get to the other MPs that back to this investigation, right? Sir Gavin Williamson,

hope, oh my God, high profile conservative MP and former cabinet minister, serving as defense secretary and education secretary, a staunch right-wing strategist known for aggressive political maneuver. His backing of Lowe's

motion is viewed by political analysts as an effort to keep pressure on the government from a hard right stance, particularly regarding the policing of minority communities and border control. Do you trust him? Yeah. Yeah, of course you would. Why would you? Yeah, he sounds like a legend.

So we'll move on to the next one then. Sir Christopher Chop. Chop. You might not say it late. It's CHO-P-E. Chope. Chope. Is famous in Westminster for being a libertarian contrarian who routinely blocks parliamentary bills, often drawing immense controversy. Notably, he previously blocked bills aimed at banning upskirting and protecting girls from female genital mutilation, arguing on procedural grounds. His sudden vocal championing of Lowe's

report in June 26, demanding the government bypass standard statutory reviews in favor of Lowe's recommendations, is seen by critics as highly selective, aligning strictly with the report's focus on immigration and cultural friction rather than a consistent history of supporting child protection legislation. Do you trust him? Yeah, of course. Do you trust it? Yeah, of course.

Why wouldn't you? Doesn't that just perfectly highlight exactly what we were just saying? There's more. There were more. Alex Easton, MP for North Down in Northern Ireland. Sitting as an independent unionist. Easton's politics are deeply rooted in hardline traditionalist social, social Conservatism. He frequently aligns with right-wing UK mainland MPs on immigration and national identity issues.

Do you trust him? Yeah. Yeah, of course you do, why, wouldn't you? We've got Bob Blackman next. He's white. Blackman is a prominent figure on the right of the Conservative Party. He has a history of drawing criticism from anti-racism groups through his social media activity, including sharing posts from far-right anti-Islam figures. endorsement of a report that specifically zeroes in on Muslim perpetrators fits into a long-standing pattern of highlighting cultural and religious friction within minority communities. Wanker was also anti-gay marriage, then is found out to have been cheating on his wife with a mistress for over a decade. With his quote being something like, the communion can only work between a man and a woman. Right.

Do you trust him? Yeah. It's building like a nice, like Avengers of the Bat. Yeah, yeah. You know? His wife trusted him. Yeah, yeah. Maybe she shouldn't.

Tommy Robinson. Oh. Prime Cokehead grifter. Elon made him more popular than ever. So many things just go back to him. Yeah. He's the fucking main character of the world. But it's the scary link, though, isn't it?

Because then what, Tommy Robinson goes on, Jordan Peterson, Trigonometry, rebel news, Prager U. Elon, who basically has the same beliefs as someone like Tommy, is then like regularly on Joe Rogan. And that's fear, the biggest media platform. So it's covered. Like, the media landscape is untenable. The chickens are coming home to roost. And I fear it's actually too late to do anything about this.

Like, the fucking tangle. That all this shit, like, and it all just goes back to the same thing every fucking time. Yeah. Like, it's all, it's, it's like, um, it's like the richest people in the world have like a different agenda to the average person or something. But I even saw some comments on my video saying like, oh yeah, as if the billionaires don't love cheap immigrant labor to counter me saying like, like this is a distraction from billionaires. Yeah, right. It's like, but. So you agree with me?

Yeah. Like, you fucking asshole? But my ultimate point is this, okay? None of the core politicians backing the report have background expertise in child protection, data analytics or criminology. Instead, they share a distinct political overlap. They are hard-line right-wing figures who have consistently voted for or campaigned on platforms centered on aggressive immigration curves, anti-multiculturalism and social conservatism. And if you can't see that pattern? Yeah.

Fuck you. Yes. Like it's honestly just basic pattern recognition At a certain point Yes Yes And sure I didn't know about this

Like report when I was making the video But I stand by everything I said in it Right The more research I did on it The more it's like Wow Like there's a lot to like break down here Yeah yeah

This is fucking weird Everything about this is fucking bizarre Everything Dude I'm telling you Always like Go to statistics and go to the roots of shit. But even then that doesn't work.

Because I've seen the counter arguments, like in the comment section and on Twitter and everything, saying that, well, it's underreported, or the stats are hidden or, you know, this sort of thing. So I don't know how you counter it, really, you know? Like, I just did this for my own sanity. You know, I don't know if that were to change anyone's mind, Do you want to know my opinion on how to counter this current movement?

Become the main character from Citizen Vigilante. Yeah, but you're hunting. The truth. Yeah. No, I think, I think if we didn't have like a small group of people with ridiculous power, telling lies to the overworked masses, uh, that I feel like we would have a, a change in opinion.

Um, yeah, or even if like, if, if an investigation, inquiry went down and I could look at all the MPs that brought it forward and it was like a bunch of different people that like, oh, you've got like a history in education. You've got this history and like crime. This sort of thing. And it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are some people that are conservatives. Why?

some labour people, there's some Lib Dems, and if it was like a mixture of people that had all, like, in good faith, come to this conclusion. That's the thing. If it was all good faith, then like, there'd be nothing to argue about. But it's the fact that it's bad faith that you have disagreement, you know, it's, it's not that we hear that, um, quote, 250,000 people have been assaulted by these gangs. Because, I mean, if one, if one person's, been assaulted by these gangs, it's, it's, heinous is horrible. It's heinous, you know, um, but if you need to position the person you think you disagree with as being pro, something so like, fucking obscene. Yeah, yeah, or act like we don't care. It's like, you're the ones who

don't care about the 900,000. You're, you're the ones who don't care about the 1.8 million every day, you know, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, you're, you're, and, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, enforcing a culture that doesn't allow women to speak about this, that puts shame on women who have experienced these heinous crimes. You know, why are they the ones feeling shame? You know, maybe it's these conversations we need to be having and opening up the dialogue and making a space for people who have been victimized by monsters that do fucking do this every day.

You know, making space for those. people to feel comfortable enough to address what's happened without the fear of being shut down immediately or blamed for wearing certain clothes or blamed for not coming coming out about it soon which is what I don't understand because a bunch of the testimonials in the report were really highlighting the failure of like the certain institutions like the cops or whatever or certain NHS workers and stuff like that, um, like, downplaying or, um, I guess victim, blaming would be the, the term for it, where it's like, yeah, the amount of times that they were just like, oh, if this 13 year old is clearly like a prostitute, like, whatever, like,

they're a prostitute, they deserve it type thing, you know? Yeah, right. Obviously they're, that's insane. What are you talking about? Yeah, because the police are fucking shit at what they're, they're supposed to do. It also just, it's like a class thing too, like the victims, kind of like the Epstein thing was like a lot of like poorer, disenfranchised kids that like were targeted for that reason, you know? Yep. So yeah, I don't, I don't really know.

What was supposed to say at this point? If there's anything to say, I just wish, I tried to think about, every time I think about something political, I try to think about it like holistically in the, I'm an individual, I can only understand so much. Yeah. I have a very flawed perspective as any one individual does, you know? So there's a lot of like moving parts to societies that have millions and millions of people in them. I don't think it's ever as simple as one Jesus figure appearing and being like, I'm Rupert and I'm going to fucking fix everything for you.

The snake or salesman's classic. Yeah, I'm Tommy. whose real name is, wank. The thing is, like, the thing is, like, I'm against, believe it or not,

I'm against grooming gangs, believe it or not, I'm against, you know, like the fake businesses that, like, a human trafficker will make to then sponsor someone

and charge them to then come over to the UK, for them to then find out that this business that has sponsored them isn't real. And now they're going to be forced to work and have the majority of their money taken by this fake business. And it's like these fucking like this shit that happens is bad. And it's people abusing the system.

Right. To take advantage of the people coming over. It's not that everyone coming over. is like, oh, finally, time to join the grooming gang. Finally, the free world is just as beautiful as I thought. And it's like, of course there are people that are doing that. But like, let's look at the overall percentages. And it's just unrealistic to believe that like, and I think this is a very like liberal belief, like a neoliberal, if you will.

The pitting everyone against each other. It's like, well, why are they coming here? because they want to they want to get our white girls. They want our white girls. Right. You know, that's the only reason. It's not the, like,

the, on mass, the places that people come from are countries that have been destabilized by the West. We're currently in some kind of war. Yeah, yeah, which more than likely was caused by like America. You know, it's almost as if, like, if we supported each other globally and weren't, you know, trying to stab everyone in the back to get ours, maybe there wouldn't be the economic need for people to try and escape their home country and come to one that's slightly more liberal. I don't know. I'm just a fucking, like, pay slave or whatever they call it, wage slave.

Rage slave. I'm just a wage slave who fucking doesn't know any better. But it's like there are people that just want to hate people that aren't their, like, own, their own client, you know. And you, again, I've said it before and I'm saying it again because it happened just the other day. like fucking people when you're driving people that are just so immediately willing to to in their mind cast you as like just the shittest person of all time like the vitriol you'll get from these people yeah you know it's like we that's the closest analog to a comment section as being in a yeah yeah we don't we don't need to be treating every stranger like they're

trying to get something off of you, you know? Yeah. Well, on that now, I guess we'll see off to these messages. Wee-z-and-pooze and whee-and-pooz. With a bit of fort and shit. Rankers on PS-5. Out now. PlayStation.

Only money. This is wild. Play-A-B-Hur. Downloading wank. is on my Xbox. Which one is Bart's real scream? So do you think everything in there was decent? Do you think I defended myself with

honour or with cringe? No, I think you're cooked. Yeah. I've been having these really weird YouTube channels, like, leave these comments on that video. There was one from, like, in their description on YouTube that's like, I'm a libertarian,

epic. I love some cringy comment that was like, finally you've been exposed. I think it's funny. On one hand, you review sinners and you're the biggest racist. In the same week?

On the other hand. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you are kind of a grey Jedi in the end. That's me. I guess you are acid man in the end. By the way, for those

of you listening, Acid Man is. a grey Jedi. Yeah, he's a grey Jedi type. Um, so let's do some questions then from the, uh, jar community. Head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit over there. We can get the occasional one from the group chat too, if they're juicy enough, like this one from Harry exploring Dobby's throbbing. I'm not going to read the rest. Ever heard of the bionical dream phenomenon? Curious of you boys have experienced it as well. The dream also known as the bionical dream

is an apparent phenomenon in the bionical fandom in which fans report having a collective dream in which they'll walk into a shop or department store and find old or discontinued bionical sets sometimes even finding sets that never existed in real life. You ever had the dream? No. I haven't, I've had dreams about that era, that iconic era.

Really? remember when they had those like, those walls with the, like, tubs with the lid. What? It was like the green tube and the red tube and the white tube. Don't you remember, like, the,

the way they present the original bionicles in those tubes? Maybe. Like half tubes? No, they're full tubes. Huh. What do you mean? Do you seriously not remember?

Like half a tube? No, the original bionicles, like, on the store shelves, they were like a... Do you seriously not remember what they look like? Like a half tube. What do you mean by,

half tube. Like a packaging. And it was so distinct. Yeah. You don't remember the like tubes? You don't remember those?

And like when you go into the toy shop, it was like a wall of the tubes. Okay, Unk. You were alive. You were there. Yeah, but I wasn't conscious yet.

Yeah, I have the occasional dream about the bionicle tubes. I never dream about bionicles because I'm not a chud. Don't fucking lie. About which bit. I did, man, I did a cringy Lego thing the other day. I was in Liddle and I saw they had the

the collectical, the latest season of minifigs out, right? They had the big parlour. Oh, no. It was like, speaking of bionicle, I need that bionicle fig. That's why I start scanning. Yeah, fuck sake. I must have scinted like 35 of them. It's such an asshole.

Because someone else had already done it. I think. You got all the good ones. Yeah, because everyone wants Tahu. That's the one everyone wants. But I got him. What relief. Fucking got him.

That was an exhilarating story. You should go into like story time type videos. So this is the time I had a dream about the Bionic. Bionicle Tube story time. Well, Deluxe Rim Job says, Stim chapped. What's the current number one stim for the brothers, jar.

Ooh, good question. Mine never change. Never. No. No, now that Argi exists. Argi exists. Argy. Aw. Augy.

I'll walk around, like, no Argy in sight. I'll walk around at my place. Just doing that. Yeah. That's how much you miss him. I guess I saw him the other day. I saw him yesterday. He was being cute.

No, he's being a fucking asshole. No. What's my current stem? I'm not very good at remembering my own ones Because they're like I guess the talk The uh Yeah, that's been around for a bit

The language is stuck for a bit Um You also like recite excerpts from the Quran A lot You got me I swear there actually is one I feel like I'm in a bit of a rut With like my stims at the moment

There's not like a Yeah sheesh on the scene. There's not like a caught on sheesh. I've been sheishing a bit. Sheesh is good. Sheesh. Yeah.

Yeah. But that's old. That's why I'm old news. Yeah, that is old. Wait. They come back. You know? Back into the rotation sometimes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one that's never left for me, though. True. I never really did it when it was primed to do it, but now it's been enough time for a, I feel it feels right for me. Yeah. Shee! Cheese, Grommet. Yeah. Do you like big bunder, Gromit?

I guess that's one for you is like the Wallace voice. Oh yeah, and um, um, what was it? Um, did somebody say? I always say that. I always say that. Europeans on art graders like it when I do the voice. Europeans on art graders like various things. Do you shall not like beef there, some?

They love it. Don't trust Europeans, though. Yeah, Europe's just like hell. Yeah. It's being, let's be honest, it's been invaded. Great Muppet caper is peak cinema, end of debate, says, how come Superman isn't in Jim's letterbox top four, despite him gushing over it for the last year?

Same with the wrong trousers. Also, you're once again recording this episode on my birthday, so please can you wish me a happy birthday? I love you guys so much. And you're some of my favourite people of all time. Also, the new Minions movie kind of went hard. Good for you, dude. Fucking block them.

Happy birthday blocked. Happy Blockday. Dumbass. Well, speaking of, EJ Hunter says, have we entered the Angry Jim era of the cast? And will Angry Joe be upset about Jim jacking his shit? Um, Angry Joe's on game. He's, uh,

he's something of a wankers-style sort of individual. himself so angry joe is mad angry joe there is other joe i like other joe i'm gonna say it i like other joe more than angry joe well i like alix more he's even got his own alix that's my long-term goal is to replace the angry joe alex the new alex hey i'm i'm alex not that one Um, hmm.

Gigi 375 says Since JAR is first and foremost a comedy teaching podcast, how do you two feel about the state of modern comedy? Are there any comedians you like besides Brett or Bert or whatever the fuck his name is? The guy takes his shirt off and did that movie of Mark Hamill. Yeah, yeah, that's good. His stand-up a dying art form.

I recently started watching videos from Elephant Graveyard and became absorbed in the strange, hard-right political direction most all popular comedians take. As someone who knows little of stand-up, those videos paint a depressing picture. I feel like I saw and engaged with a lot more stand-up when I, like, watched television. Yeah.

Like panel shows and stuff. Like QI and mock the week and stuff like that. And that, uh, and eight out of ten cats. Eight out of ten cats. Well, occasionally I'll see clips of, What's his face? The very tight host of that show. Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. No, I fucking hate him. What's his name? Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, that one. I hate him. He's so fucking asshole.

He's like a, like, your mom, mate is like his whole thing on stage. And then he jumps on a podcast and he's like trying to fucking wax philosophy and shit. It's like, stay in your lane, you fucking. There is, there's a picture of him. What's his name? Jimmy, Jimmy Fallon? Jimmy Carr. James Carr, that's right.

Oh, oh, oh. I'm tight. He's a fucking dick. He's tight. He was hotter when he was chubby. No, he was tight. He's tight now. He's tight now.

Yeah. Yeah, he's a prick. You like Hugh Lorry, don't you? Hugh Lorry's goaded. He's a goated. goated safe one sure he was in monsters versus aliens but he was the best part you know he is the best no Seth Rogen's the best part shit maybe you're right huh huh do you want to hear my Seth Rogen impression yeah he's a comedian want some of this hot hot that's pretty good um

fuck like who are the like popular comedians right now it's pretty fucking dire um to be honest Tony Hinchcliff, his latest one's pretty funny We said about Bert's like the top of the food chain But Christ, yeah He's like prime Yeah

Tony Hinchcliff is probably like four or five In the top five Uh What's it There's the other one Oh, um Real Robb Oh Rob Schneider's always pretty much on game

Yeah he always sits at like number two He's never number one but he's consistent. You could debate that he's the goat based on his consistency at being number two. What about Brendan? Shorb? Yeah. Shab.

Fighter and the kid type shit. Fuck. That's, yeah, that's actually top five. That's what we based all of our shits on. Who the goat? Who the goat? Yeah. Who the goat?

Yeah, he's somewhat goated. Jack Whitehall. Oh. Doesn't he sell out like the hotel? The O'T. He sells out bigger venues than the O2, dude He sells out his own dad's fucking hatchback son On the way to Italy one

Lots of people turned on Bill Burtt. I can't remember why Oh, was it that cringy He went to Saudi Yeah, the Saudi comedy Must have been the funniest set ever Yeah Yeah, he got paid like loads of money

Um John Mullaney's pretty funny yeah John Mullaney's funny like you're actually going into like actual funny people now like Bill Byr is funny you can actually tell a joke that will make you laugh yeah

have you seen the occasional clip of like Jerry Seinfeld lately I know he jumped on his woke thing his anti-woke thing sorry because uh whoops oh when he was doing the um because he released like an awful film the Pop-Tart film

that's right like press tour yeah yeah there's an elephant graveyard video on it that's right it's fantastic it's really fantastic yeah um Jerry's proven himself to be quite the chud actually yeah big time he made like a go to TV show but he sucks

Jerry Seinfeld fucking sucks everything he's done without the funny one yeah it sucks I just want to see like the most popular comedians right now. Joe Ogan obviously, he's got pretty good standard. I love when he got up on the stool

and he's like, uh, uh, uh, miley Cyrus, she's pretty funny. She's not a comedian, dude. I disagree.

I think, um, my question to you is, why does somebody have to be doing only one thing for them to be considered a doer of that thing? I know you like Sarah Silverman a lot. I used to think she was kind of hot, but now she's kind of not. Oh, we forgot the fucking goat, Ricky Jervais. Oh, Ricky Jervi.

He was good until he stopped being good. That's a good way of putting it. Yeah. I have to admit, though, the Ricky Jervy, the, what is it, the Planet Awards or whatever? Like they are good Oh the golden globes Yeah yeah yeah The golden planet

They're funny Yeah they are funny Although I didn't like when he went at Mel Gibson Yeah you always get a bit sensitive about Mel nowadays Yeah it's not his fault Andrew Schultz Andrew Schultz Oh him he's your favourite one

He's pretty funny actually You know, he'd look like he'd play a good, like, Gestapo officer in a movie. He's in fucking Mortal Kombat. No, Street Fighter. No, he's a shit. He got, um, called out by Kendrick. Oh, yeah.

And then he made like a piss baby fucking video afterwards. Oh, can't take a joke, is it, Kendrick? And then he made, like, jokes that he'd R-word him, um he'd grape him in prison because he's bigger it's like nice yeah well done dude clever it's the cleverness that gets me yeah fucking disgusting i don't know it's shame giles i feel like joe rogan like single-handedly destroyed the art form he's trying he's still trying

he's like he's taken away some of the merits that he used to have for it Yeah. And Joe Rogan's a, uh, Joe Rogan is a comedian in the same way that I'm an orthodontist. I mean, you're just as much a comedian as Joe Rogan. Well, no, don't fucking shit on me like that. What the fuck, dude. We were having fun here until then. Why are you fucking shitting on me like that? True, actually, I guess you've made like a joke. Hmm.

that kind of helps I don't have a stool though is the thing we can get some stools no I'm not ready for the stool that's when you like go from apprentice to master yeah yeah yeah it's like the black belt

equivalent you get your stool to fuck do you think he gives like his his apprentice eye like a stool who Jamie Tony Hinchcliff and that lot where it's like

I was thinking Jamie from the Joe Rogan podcast oh shit yeah he probably is on a stool. Do you reckon he doesn't go for Joe? Yeah, he has like a really uncomfortable stool. Yeah, yeah. Find out research now.

Has that guy had the easiest gig of all time? Oh, fuck yeah. He just sits there in Googles. And just gets to correct Joe Rogan. Yeah. Joe, you're talking shit again. But then you got, the challenge he has is that he's got to play the game of like, I've got the easiest gig, I've got to protect this shit.

Yeah, yeah. So like, I gotta do my job, but also not do my job too good. Yeah. I have to be tactically a bit bad at my job to keep my job. I need to enable this. Yeah. That's a fine line to ride, and he's riding at like a goddamn fucking I-Tonia. You know?

Dismal Anyway says, thoughts on jackass. Love it, hate it, favorite bits. Some of my favorite shit. I grew up with it and watched the movies now and again. I guess he's asking because there's a new one out Yeah yeah yeah I'm so glad they did it

Yeah You know like someone had to Yeah yeah Like just before the internet Go nuts Because a lot of it is just like A lot of shorts I see are just like This is just Jackass

Like Yeah but worse Yeah it's never as good I think Johnny Knoxville Is incredibly important to that Yeah If you don't have a character like him He's quick and just insane

Yeah I was gonna say he's like actually an insane person they all kind of were yeah but the craziest shit with Johnny Knoxville is like he's been pretty sober

through like all of it and that's fucking insane that is insane yeah you know but the fact they've got like both examples of that where they've got like stevo as well yeah yeah

he did the gnarliest shit man the fish hook through the mouth and then jumping into like a shark infested They don't. Ocean is crazy. That one always.

Favorite bits. I like when they do like the cartoonish shit. Like cartoon in real life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the penny farthing. That's a good one. It's so simple. They just ride penny farthings into big like mounds of snow and fall off.

Like onto concrete. I quite like the ones where like they like run around being chased. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like a big guy and the little guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where it's just like a short bit. And then, like, they come back around the corner and there's loads of small people chasing him. Yeah, all along with the dog where like the big guy goes into a shop and it's like, oh, can you hold my dog?

I'll just go be quick. And he goes in and. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The same outfit. Yeah. So, oh, thanks a little bit of my dog. How do you feel about that, that like, really talented director who like dresses up as an old woman?

Oh, Spike Jones. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's really funny that he's like involved because like he makes these like super tender like extremely well like

thought out narratives and then we're being like it's just some dumb shit like Jackass I watched Jackass too semi recently so a lot of the ones I'm talking about from that but there's going back to the Penny Farthing one

there's it just highlights like who Johnny Knoxville is because he like rides full speed into this mound of snow and launches off and lands like face first on the concrete and then he gets up like laughing and he's like oh I'm glad my skull like protected my body from that landing and say what the fuck? What are you made of?

Yeah, something else. I'm not a big fan of all the poop and stuff ones. They're fucking disgusted. The gross out stuff. Although I do like it when Steveo like drinks beer through his asshole Yeah, that's pretty gross That's pretty funny

The only ones I think of that kind of age badly Are the BAM ones Yeah He's like just torturing his parents Yeah, I find that stuff Really uncomfortable to watch Especially of like where he is now And just like, oh God

Well, he's like back now He's um Is he in the new one? The new one that's apparently Yeah, yeah They're like hanging out now Okay Yeah, he's

Uh Thanks to soft white underbelly he's all repaired now did he go on that channel or something um the the law is crazy with all that shit you need to do some investigating it's i like it i've seen them all except for the new one

um when i heard it was like a clip show i didn't feel the yeah it's like the best of over the whole yeah i mean i watch it when it's like on digital i guess yeah i don't know i feel like um i feel like they should go until like they all just start you know like the end of number three or whatever when it's the the montage of them as old people getting like exploded like they should they just should

you know why not I guess they just don't want to die really well to an extent I think it would be worth it yeah I don't know how you play that game how you balance that one out you know I mean we're all going to die

so you might as well fast track it well you might as well we've got YouTube now and fucking TikTok yeah but they'll ban They'll ban it. They'll ban it. And also you can just AI shit.

And everyone's like sharing the dumbest. Whoa, it's a slide going into a Camara. Ah! That's what like the equivalent is for like kids. The chimera? Yeah, they don't need like people doing real shit. They've got like endless chimera videos now, you know? Kaiju videos.

The slides going into the Kaiju Kimera's mouth. Wah! You know? I watched, um, I was lying in bed for like three hours. in bed for like three hours this morning watching YouTube shorts. Um, and I got to this one that was like a cheese rolling and it didn't take long for me to realize that it was... Wait, is it exact... I saw a cheese rolling video today as well. The woman. The woman? Yeah. Yeah. And she like grabs the cheese and was really obviously fake. Yeah, yeah. Um...

That's fucking weird. Yeah, that's really strange. I saw that on Twitter. Really? Uh-huh. Good. Because it's also like that event is crazy enough. Like, they were gonna be, good clips from the cheese roll. There are. There's loads. Yeah. Why do you need to do that? That was exactly my thinking. It was like, I think it was just like, it was like playing the algorithm because she was like in pretty tight clothing. Yeah, she had a big fat ass. So, we're allowed to, um, objectify her because she's not real. Yeah, she had a big, fat fucking ass. Yeah, she had a big juicy bounding big fucking bouncing out. So, of course, it's bouncing as the cheese are rolling. Yeah. And then,

But then, of course, every single man scrolling the algorithm is like... They stay for that, like, two minutes and whip it out and, you know, crack on. I'm just really over humanity, to be honest. Yeah, I know what you mean, because, like, it's genuinely, it's lame that, like... And our brains see the AI big bounding booty. And it does activate neurons. Yeah It is like

Well I've got to investigate then Yeah What's all this about then Yeah Even though you know it's bullshit Yeah yeah And it's already too late by then They've got their engagement

Yeah but then it's like So all of the Everything we do is fucking pointless It's just Bunda Hunt Yeah Yeah It's just the Bunda Hunt God damn it

It always comes back to the hunt Hunt the Beast dude Um Hunt the truth Uncle Tony 55 says, just want to say thanks to Jim. You help me give the push to finally shave my head. I was struggling with losing my hair since my mid-20s

and I'd been holding out. But after watching the cast for a while and seeing Jim eventually shave his locks and transition into a proud boardman, I was inspired to do it also. I'm not sure if I'm quite comfortable yet, but it was definitely the right move. Bear bear.

Hell yeah. Jump on Reddit, join that. That's some Reddit, whatever it is. Nice one, tone. Yeah, nice one tone. Um, average Swindon fan says, bellow Jarias. Any thoughts on the recent announcement that's starting in 2028, Sony will be ceasing production of physical games and that the next Xbox will not have a disc drive.

Personally, this feels extremely anti-consumer and has pretty much eliminated any chance of me buying any future consoles, but maybe I'm just soy raging. All the best, the Jaling who's really a little bit bloody tired of the gaming industry. I just wish, um, everyone was as passionate about like anti-consumer stuff outside of the games industry it's like the only like thing people care about from that kind of and even in saying that I don't really think this is going to have any material yeah I also don't think it like this this is the wrong hill to die on I mean anyone who's been paying attention this this hill has been dead for

yeah yeah carved out for what decade maybe I haven't bought a physical game since the Xbox 360 yeah we were having a little talk about this yesterday I think because people are like rightfully upset I feel like with the it is anti-consumer like straight yeah yeah all of the savings they're making and not passed down to the consumer no so it's just a net positive for like a Sony so we don't need to make gifts we don't need to I say make gifts

make what the fuck did I even mean to say make cases like print things make discs make discs yeah gifts that's weird discs gifts my brain like just yeah no the Xbox one doesn't matter

no one's gonna bite that yeah that's a wash nobody's bought a fucking Xbox disc in like a thousand years anyway I feel like like there's not a hunger for another PlayStation anyway really. Like if are people like hyped for the PS6?

Are they making those like this is the PS6 late design? Yeah, nobody cares about like 58 million views. Do you remember that? Like during the 360 euro? And like the PlayStation controller was like all the bumpers on it. You remember all the way around? Yeah. But there was

actually like a hunger for shit back then when like a console costs like 170 pounds like what the fuck it was. Yeah. Nine pounds I think back in day. But yeah. But their minimum wage was what?

8p? I guess the thing I get stuck on is that as an art form unlike a record or movie. Um, you don't really have the same freedom.

You know? It's not like, oh, I get a disc of art graders in a vacuum I can just play this. Yeah. If there's, you know, any computer I can just play, any record player I can put a record in and play it. You can't really do that with a video game if you have a physical copy.

Yeah. It's more like a weird license. It's like an access point. Like some sort of non-fungible token or something. Like the disc, a lot of the time, I feel like it's rarer for it to actually be, oh, I can just play this without needing an update. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that's like necessarily good for everybody, but I mean, that is just,

What I'm saying is it doesn't affect me, so I don't care. Yeah, I guess, but I mean, we'll see when... I guess the big thing with Sony is that, like, their networks are shit. Like, they are awful. So you've got to trust a company like that to, like, always have it available or, like... The thing is you do, if you have a disc anyway. A lot of the time, like, you know, you... you can't play without like an online connection, you know?

Yeah. Or if there's like an update that you can't download because you're not on the... It's funny though to like fast forward. Remember the PS4 announcement video was them dunking. That's right. Yeah, yeah. With a physical game saying, like, this is how you share a game. Yeah, no, I've always had the belief that Xbox, Xbox were doing the right thing just way too late. Way too early, sorry.

Yeah, they're good at being way too early, I think. Yeah. And it's like, do you remember they were doing that, like, close? cloud computing. It was like, we're going to use the cloud to take some of the, like, graphical load. Yeah, I don't think that manifested it in anything. No, but I'm sure it will in the future. But it's like, why are you doing this now?

We're not ready. You know? Right, right. We can't do that now. I forgot about talking about the cloud all the time. Yeah, well, do you remember that they did? I remember watching this, um... The Crackdown 3 one.

Yeah, yeah. And it was like the crazy buildings collapsed. And it was and there were these bars that would show like how much bandwidth you're using that's right and it was like wow this is kind of cool like the text in the early stages, but like if this comes through and then I guess they just stopped Well the game came out and it was like a It was the worst thing in like freeway game. Yeah, yeah and it was nothing like what they showed. No, of course not Terry Cruz was in it though

and they thought that was enough I guess you got a paycheck at least yeah at least Terry got paid yeah Terry is I kind of like Terry yeah to be honest I like um was when they were talking about cloud all the time is that like what the equivalent

of saying everything's AI yeah maybe where you just like there's a tech thing yeah we're integrating cloud technology into what's up you know the only difference is

that there wasn't like a cult of the richest people in the world that thought cloud would like usher humanity into the next phase of existence. So that's the only slight difference, but anyway. I'm not speaking on that actually. Carty lover 84 says, are the boys seriously not going to address the Peter Thiel dialogue topic? List leaked. And Jarmedia, the successful man's Bible, is one of the topics. So I looked this up

We're in Peter Thiel's fucking cult by accident I looked up The dialogue topic list Um There's eight I just don't even know what to say anymore Money parentheses does buy happiness That's the first one

That's a good one Bring Back Nuclear The next Navigating World War 3 Battlefield technologies How's your sex life Now that Epstein's gone How's your sex life

Build a cult Soapbox Moderated by a founder of pray.com Build a party Moderated by a former White House National Security official and it's fun to be in charge what the actual fuck dude

this is and it's not just on my mind because of playing the James Bond game there are points in the game where you're like in rooms with people like this and it's just like this feels like some crazy cartoonish fucking James Bond bullshit that should be in fiction but this is this is where we're out I guess

The thing is they've done such a fantastic job of normalising it We're like this this is just knowledge Like you can just go out there and read this Money does by having you know what are the what are the richest people in the world doing talking about World War III What are they saying? Battlefield Technologies What are they saying about battlefield technologies I just invested in this new concept called 2D soldiers

I think it's going to be very well Yeah using jar media they're just a resource of weapon technology they think outside the box in certain ways we've come up with this new um dobbies giner technology battlefield technologies i mean that makes sense for peter teal doesn't it well yeah he just wants arc rhoda tech yeah he wants the drones he wants to send in the drones Yeah, so download, um, Arc Raiders. And practice.

Um, yeah, start preparing. Right, yeah, preparing for navigating World War III. Fucking hell. Yeah, we got two more. Away gear 7655 as I'll put an ultimate one. Hello boys. Longtime viewer here for over a decade and wanted to ask my first ever question. Should have been viewing longer.

I'm from America and have been told by people from different parts of the world that the political spectrum in America is so far to the right that what Americans consider far left is really just what most of the developed world would call centrist? I live with so many people that argue against programs that every other developed country has, whether it's universal health care, federal paternity leave, federal sick days off, federal vacation days off, holiday, stronger unions, public transportation, I could go on and on. I need to know the British perspective because I feel like I'm going insane, constantly being told that these concepts are socialist, despite it being the norm for most

other countries, ming on mingers. You guys are getting fucking scammed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, genuinely. So I would class England, the UK, as a right-wing country. We're very right-wing, yeah.

We're very right-wing here. And America is like your most left party, like the Democrats or whatever in America, is way further right than our most right. Maybe not quite that far. Not not like, I guess like our conservative and your Democrat probably sit in like the same space.

I guess their current conservative government is closer to a Rupert Lowe like reform forage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So your right wing is our far right. Yeah. And your left wing is our normal right. right. You know, and our left-wing party, Labour, is to the right. So, like, interpret that how

you will in terms of the full spectrum. You're, like, I guess on the camera. Because it's not like we don't have the same talking points of, like, everything is communist or socialist, if it's something perceived as negative or something. Um, but it's why I just, these terms are just so unuseful at that point. If you're, if like public transportation and, having paternity leave and like sick days is like social having fucking annual leave yeah that's crazy that that's not like a normal thing what about paternity leave that's fucking insane yeah that yeah obviously it's like it's like you can't even give the people who are like they're buying into your culture enough to like introduce a child into it and

you're like punishing them from the second it begins yeah yeah like come on yeah and then it's like why is nobody having kids yeah well it's not like we're having kids in europe either to be fair no I know but I mean it's like here as well yeah to be fair why like why would you that's yeah it's part of what makes me so mad about just like where we're at with all these conversations where like

not wanting ice to be doing what they're doing is seen as on the same level of extreme as like wanting trains or like paternity care yeah or healthcare fucking insane when you actually

when you question why someone why one person should be allowed to survive over someone else well they don't have a higher number in their bank account there yeah so they deserve to live

and the other person Either. Well, because you understand their number in their bank account is the value they've provided one to one with society. Yeah, right. So, yeah. I'd say it's, it's probably closer to being inversely proportional. Hmm. No, I think Boris Johnson has provided exactly his, I think his gold, like, curtains are fucking gorgeous, to be fair.

The wallpaper? The gold wallpaper, yeah. Right. I bet he's got fatty. that boy. He's got chode vibes. Do you think? He's got like 30 kids though.

I think he does... Big, big, ball, small cock sort of thing. Like, he sprays a lot of... He sprays a lot of cum. Just gallons of it. I wasn't going to say that. That's fucking disgusting. No, he's got like...

I'm... I've got charisma and I'm powerful. I don't need a big cock. Yeah, exactly. When the actual shorts come down. He uses a strap on. then just comes at the end. No, he doesn't care enough.

No, he doesn't care enough about her pleasure, you know. Yeah. He just puts his little thimble in and just let's rip. He does the one minute challenge. Yeah. He's trying to go under a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got, he's never, he's never failed.

Um, right, let's end on this one from Obvious Humor 66636. What are you most excited to do once the pandemic is over? Fresh air. Breathe. It reminds me of that the last Japanese soldier like fighting. Yeah. Crazy. I can't wait to just hang out with my mates again.

Yeah. Isn't that like, um, isn't that one of the conspiracy theories that like the lockdown never ended or something? Something weird like that. Like we're just in perpetual lockdown. I wish. Locked down was the best fucking years of my life. What are you most excited to do? Genuinely, it's only been downhill since then.

Because I played Half-Life Alex, and then, if you know, you know, with the ending of Half-Life Alex, I was like... I mean, you joke, but, like, it genuinely has only been downhill since 2020. But pretty much every measurable metric. I don't know. Outside of racism, racism's way up. Yeah, and immigration went up. because the borders were closed

well on that note let's know your thoughts on all the let us know your thoughts on being blocked by us away you can't because you're blocked on a kind of a cozy episode where you get your cup of tea and you just wrap up in your

your cap a tea and start like shaking with rage about all these non-whites. Yeah. Well, bye.