JAR Media Posdact - The JARogan Experience - JARCAST Episode 225

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 225 of the Jarre Rogan Experience. I'm your host Jarre, joined by Rogan and Experience. Hello, good afternoon. we're the number one land grandfather podcast I'm pretty pleased about that I got an email from iTunes the other day congratulations guys

you're the number one land grandfather podcast weren't iTunes in talks of us for us to be exclusive to iTunes that was Spotify but they got Joe Rogan for that so we're kind of coming in under we thought we'd we're undercutting it doesn't really matter

either way we've got the land grandfather sort of area to ourselves, you know? We've also got this great sponsorship with Tenga, the number one sex toy, much better than Flashlight. Yeah, but let's just talk about DMT for a bit, right? And my

DMT experiences, okay? So, actually, when I was introducing James, I introduced him as experience. However, an observation I saw made on the jar Reddit actually compared him to the father from

inside out anyone who's seen that movie we'll see the comparisons just look we've got the what's like to be the dad from inside out James it's so beautiful just my life is so beautiful and full of character and charisma is it full of going inside and out

especially inside sometimes out depends on the day okay yeah I want to shout out the patrons over at a jar media patron for making the audio version of the show possible and supporting us through these

tumultuous times Jim I would personally I would personally say these times are very trembling why are they trembling because we're sick as far because I don't know about you guys but I'm feeling a little bit claustrophobic right now

I've never been I've never been more uncomfortable personally I feel like we're sort of too like like you know people use the metaphor sardines in a can yeah

we are a few We're a few sardines in a can. We're sardonicast in a can. Yeah, we're just a bunch of sardine, sardonicast in a can. Mm. How claustrophobic and canned up do you feel, James? I feel like a dick in a bucket is how I feel. Canned up?

Surely that would be loads of space. Yeah, I've got loads of space. Loads of space. Comfortable. Banging. I suppose we should address it then. Air Guards. Address what?

Yeah, what are you on about Alex? The Joe Rogan in the room. Oh. We forgot to announce that our special guests for this episode is Joe Rogan himself. Joe Logan, say... Due to the changes in our set as of recent, he can't actually be on screen.

But he is here. He's here in spirit. We don't have enough mics either, so... Well, we have enough mics. We just didn't want to wire him up. Yeah. He can watch. Yeah, you can watch from the back.

We changed the jar set. We did. Okay? You motherfuckers. Let's be honest, we were anticipating some pushback, some resistance, some, that being said. I wasn't quite ready for what some of these jarlings, they were coming in for me. They were like, it's like they knew I was having a bad day. They wanted me to feel awful that night.

On Reddit, just like, you fuckers, you've changed it. You were... Fuck jar! The grass was so laid back and now. And now it's too professional. Too professional. Like you're having much fun or you're very comfortable. What's it's like we're eating dinner with you?

And that was another thing I kept noticing. Lots of comments about it. It's like we're at dinner. As if that's a negative. Yeah. Dinners are the best. Dinners are if your friends are like the best things. The anything I care about.

What it should feel like, what we were aiming for for you, the American people is that we sort of wanted. We want to like box news. Like a Thanksgiving dinner with your pals. Like a Thanksgiving. giving yeah imagine it's Christmas more like a date like a like you've just sort of rolled up and you thought you were going on a date with one guy and he's like yo what's up sorry sorry

I got my podcast with me yeah I've got my my guys like I don't go on a date without my guys and I don't do anything without my guys this is actually quite a good idea for a patron tier like a good jar dinner date if you're going out of the date you bring jar we just all share the table at the same time that would be nice we could do is we could put, we could put candles on it and we can make the cast really romantic. Yeah, we can Valentine's Day, we have options. Housekeeping, yeah?

Yeah, let's just, uh, just get out the way, come on. Let's, uh, start talking about this because I don't want to just dispel anyone who's, you know, given constructive. Constructive fair feedback, because there's definitely things to say and the, the angle and everything was kind of fucked up and it was the first time we'd

ever filmed anything in it, and it was, you know, we still got... It was a teethingo. It was the start. We did. It's the start. And we can, we learn. Yeah, I actually noted a few things down to organise my thoughts. Yeah. Evolution doesn't stop. This is the skeleton without any feedback.

That's what I was putting. Because in my mind, JAR has been like those evolution boards, you know, where you start on the floor crawling on all fours. You don't even have the capability of standing up yet. Really, we should have started, like, half submerged in, like a swimming pool. fully submerged and like shrunk down to a little particle yeah ideally but you know we have our limits yeah you know the the restraints of the human body and all that we're not quite in the fun the fun stages of deconstruction yet but yeah I went through and I like got a bunch of

screenshots of old jar sets and just seeing just how low of the low we've kind of been at points. Currently, I'm looking at a picture of the early days where we're literally sat on the floor in my spare room. Yeah, because the jar set has always been an afterthought based on the space or lack thereof. Yep. So when I moved into this place, it was just a matter of, we actually recorded the cave episode first because there was just nothing set up and it was like, well, we got a week.

And it's always just been like a scramble to get us. something done so this was... We've always been like catching up to ourselves almost. We're just making do with what we have at the time instead of thinking ahead. Well yeah and like we started off with one, no, two mics it was and you three had to share one mic. The one blue, blue yeti. It's as gradual like evolution as it were.

But in saying that, the longest set we did have was this one for those watching is that in Lego form in front of us. That's kind of been the longest standing jar set. We made adjustments along the way. Yeah, no two episodes would have looked the same because we just move around the camera and the lighting's fucked and everything every episode anyway. But I can understand the change from that room being quite a big one,

especially if it's not perfect right away. If it's not exactly what you want to see, and if it is including a table, which was... I must have misread the room because I didn't realize there was such fervor against tables in the jar community. um i guess that's that's an issue yeah i don't understand like tables are pretty helpful well the overall feedback seemed to be yeah it looks better but is this jar it doesn't look it doesn't

look relaxed it's it people seem to be attached to this idea that we have to be lying on a sofa to be relaxed in order to capture that jar because because we've always done that we've always had to make do with that. We've never, we've never been anything else but relaxed. But like, did, um, this is relaxed. Did the people want us to stay, sat on the floor? But also, we didn't go to a sofa. We were in those stupid IKEA chairs for bloody ages. And they weren't great. Oh, I know, but I'm saying, like, just because you're used to something, let's say we sat on

the floor for 100 episodes and then finally got chairs. like it's it helps us you know to not be uncomfortable yeah so you're saying this is less uncomfortable yes yeah absolutely i'm much more comfortable which is not what the jarlings are saying they say this looks much less comfortable for us for example back on the sofa we had this little table in front of us and that was like the only place to put our drinks or sort of off off somewhere awkward or a drink of water or cream soda or bevy but look at this for those listening I just reached gracefully forward and picked up a half pint of delicious beer and I've picked up a great can of soda-fault cream soda but yeah the point is um I'm I'm willing to

adjust this this set as much as necessary for for it to make everyone happy as much as you know is reasonable. I'm not even necessarily 100% attached to having to have this table. There are solutions that could be done with this room like it might look smaller on camera than it is but we actually have a fair amount of options in here. It just has to be in here. It can't be in that old room anymore. What it's lacking to me is it's some just some more jarisms it needs. It needs some input from people you know it needs like oh wait I'm just imagining someone you know, they're in Australia or whatever.

They just run over a kangaroo and they're like, wow, this... Maybe like a mounted kangaroo would look awesome on the jazz set, you know? Maybe that's what we're after. I mean, that's the kind of feedback we need, you know? Yeah, if you have fun trying to ship us at a kangaroo. But yeah, it was especially the table thing people seemed to be most hung up about. So... Having a set that leads like assertive and good conversation is what you want.

There's a reason why a lot of podcasts lead. this way because that is the best in terms of... Well, yeah, the default makes sense for it to be a table, I suppose. But we are spending a lot of time hung up on those that don't like it. There are, of course, people that didn't have a problem with it, too. Yeah. You know. But let's just go through some of these comments and kind of address what we can.

Cobalt rad's going to start us off. I kind of miss the laid-back couch conversation vibe of the old set. That being said, the new set does look really friggin' cool. So, yeah, that's kind of the main thing, I think, people are concerned that it's not laid back enough in that same way, even though it's, I mean, it's much more, like, physically comfortable on this set for me, personally. No, I agree. Because on, with those old IKEA chairs and the sofa, like, you're always leaning back with a mic that's, like, on a table mounted in front of you, so it's... Yeah, it always, it always, like, tell.

You're always concerned about how your depth to and from the mic, about where you are to pick up the quote, all you. I had that problem a lot, so I was, I fucking... And another huge positive, which, um... I mean, it'll probably be a negative for those listening, but we don't need to wear underwear or, you know, trousers anymore. Maybe one day we can do a footsie episode, but it's just our fucking legs. But, um, general J.F. says, I feel like I'm at the dinner table with them. Again, a good thing.

Yeah, thank you for your comment. Moniac says, the cast has become the very thing at Swartor to Destroy. Actually normal. You see, that I disagree with. We've always been normal. We are the epitome of normal. True, true. Like, we're just podcast people.

Timothy Bridges has one. I really don't like the new set, not because it's badly made or anything. In other cast... In any other cast, I would like this set, but one of my favourite things about Jarl was the relaxed couch vibes. I remember commenting once that one of the best things about the cast was that they weren't at a desk, like all other podcasts. The previous set really felt like four friends' sense.

sitting around having a beer and chatting, whereas the new set loses all of those vibes. Nobody sits around chatting at cramped desk. I know you probably put a lot of work into the set, and I'm sorry to criticise so harshly. It just totally throws out the window something that was entirely unique about your cast, and it makes me sad. Do you know what I was actually saying that? Just pop something into my mind about, you know, free friends on a couch. This is like free friends at a pub table.

That's what I was about to say. That's what I've been thinking. That was like my whole thinking with the fucking table. Like if you actually ask people what's the things they endure with their mates, it'll probably be food and at a pub. Both done on tables. But I mean, I don't want to get too hung up on that because like... I just want to say as well, like, saying that it was just three friends or four friends or whatever it said sat around having a conversation. The fact that mics are there makes it not that.

yeah do you know what i mean like how often do you have a conversation with your friends each of you with a mic directly in front of your face and you're intentionally well yeah and talking into that this is also a funny thing because on youtube podcasts are something different to everywhere else because they're saying like every other podcast it's like well no most podcasts you consume through your ears

and the youtube's kind of warped what a podcast is where they're a lot of them a video actually like first hand and yeah which I I quite like that I like that you can do things because we always have we've always used the video

the video for at least one joke I guess people are scared that us going here means we're just never gonna joke about things ever again that's what my thing is it's like the set doesn't change us it doesn't change how we are we will make this space work as it all as we always have

so it's just like that will never change because we don't change so do you think if we'd made this change and instead of a table it was like a sofa set up where there was like a sofa back there people wouldn't be upset or they'd be upset about something different because it's weird because we've changed the set like millions of times before and there's never really been pushback though

this is the first time it's been like whoa I wasn't really expecting that guys but it's because the jumps too much we always take little steps but now we've taken like a big step. I don't think it is that big of a step. It's not, no, not. Yeah, because the only thing that's different is we actually put some paint on the wall,

got a plant, and got a desk. That's the only thing that's different. Yeah, like, another big difference is, like, the amount of effort. Blood, sweat, and tears went into changing this room, into

making it into what it is now. And... JAR almost collapsed, actually. we were on the brink of destruction of complete and utter destruction and the fact that even one person has said they don't even like it a little bit you strained our relationship and this is how grateful you are it did for like 24 hours i was like man i feel low because of this because i was like yeah i was joking just then but like yeah it is lame when because i i've been so excited about getting into this room yeah yeah to get working and like and not to make anyone who genuinely like gave us like like you've read out some fair like criticism yeah all of these are fair by their opinion there were some assholes who were just being dicked yeah yeah but people like this like it's obviously it's absolutely fine to feel the way you're feeling but yeah it does sort of feel like a kick in their blood cock i would i would also say that what people haven't also considered is The other set, our other sets weren't the most ideal for certain videos we wanted to make.

And this change, as much as we've hinted at it, we're changing, we want to make more videos. And this set will help us do that, which means people are getting more content, more videos. That's the most biggest thing. As of us recording this, the Boys Season 2, as good as they say, just went live. And that was the second video we kind of recorded with the set. And we changed around the angle, turned the table around, looked a lot better we can constantly tinker with this room until we're happy with what it looks like yeah that's another thing like just because the first episode we did in this room might

have seemed a bit odd yeah because like i was out of focus in the background yeah something we we hadn't done like a proper test of the room no that was that that day we did do the test again like we don't have infinite time to make all this shit pristine the second we move so like don't worry if one, like if the episode before last, we were all sat on the floor again as sort of a joke like that, this is the new set everyone

going back to our wutes before we ascend. Yeah, yeah like as a little joke there but just because we were sat on the floor then doesn't mean it's forever like that's what it's going to be now, you know? If you want us on the floor we'll be on the fucking floor. We're constantly

open to change. Yeah and let us know, I mean I mean, you guys fucking did. You didn't hold back either, so that's good to know that you can keep us in check. Mug-Con Mug says, I feel like I'm in a meeting with the management about to get thoroughly slapped. JARCast promoting oppression is always 10 out of 10. That one I don't even know, like, what the emotion is behind it. It seems like a joke to me.

Well, 10 out of 10 is good, so I'll take it. Thank you. This one, Josh. Jarr has now reached the achieved the ultimate typical podcast, all white boys in their 20s with massive obstructive mics sitting by a table. I'm not actually in my 20s I'm actually in my teens idiot yeah idiots

that's a that's a slice that one that one there that one is a slice how dare you sorry I'm not Asian and old or young sorry I'm not

um I find it funny that like having mics on a table is an idea of this one the fact they're um obstructive is like Again, that's something that's always been there

through Jaya, mics. The last ones are the most obstructive because they're at this horrible angle like that so if you put it in the one place you couldn't actually see someone's face they were terrible but nobody complained about them.

Yeah, here's one. Original username. The new set rose me the wrong way. It looks too professional. I personally don't like this kind of direction the channel has gone. Maybe it's just me but I missed how the cast used to be

where it felt like a couple regular lads having a chat. It's still the Jarkast, but seeing it, this makes me kind of sad. People need to proofread their comments a little bit. Damn, bro, throwing shade. Sorry, yeah, I'm being too mean. What do you think about that one?

I was sort of thrown off by the grammatical error. This must be like the worst episode for listeners, by the way, because we're just talking about the visual set. Sorry in advance, but... Yeah, too professional, though. How is that a bad thing? Well, it leaves us... We can't win and we can't lose, so...

No, sorry, we can't... What am I been saying? We can't win and we can only lose. Yeah, because we either make it look shit and it just is a joke, like, forever, and everything. And we just put no effort in ever. Yeah. And that would be arguably worse.

We'd get lynched if we actually made no effort of anything. Like, let's be real. Yeah, I mean, rightfully so. I think there's a happy medium for sure Yeah definitely and if we ever end up becoming like IGN or something Then we've taken a wrong step somewhere But this this is very far away from that Just because we're we're sat at a table now

Yeah it seems somewhat reactionary based on like the actual Content of what we talked about in the episode Like we talked about like would a gorilla or a bear win in a fight I mean Which is silly because the gorilla would win? No. No, a bear would win.

Fuck you, fucking shit. Let's do a couple more. There were so many of these, I felt like I had to. Yeah, Isaac Collins, another one. Far Far too professional

feels like I'm watching Jarre Rogan. Yep. Kobe says, why would you trade a sofa for this? But, sorry, going back to the professional thing and especially comparing it to

Joe Rogan, when he's sat there smoking weed like on camera, what's professional about him like it's weird isn't it because the most professional podcast is like is like the most considered

the most considered professional podcast is just this random comedian what my point is surely it's about what you say like sure his his like mic and shit is good all of his microphones and his setup is good but like

you listen to him for the the shit he chats and the people he chats shit Do you think there'd be less of a backlash then if Joe Rogan didn't exist? Yeah. Because he's kind of just set the meme for podcasts. Yes. I suppose. Because I've never come at it from like Joe Rogan as the ultimate podcaster.

I never knew about Joe Rogan until only a couple years ago. Yeah, me too. Probably even later than you. Because yeah, I always came into a podcast from the original, you know, thing. that audio content, audio content, audio long-form content about stuff, but... Joe Rogan was doing video podcasts from the beginning. Dusk Plain says Jarre officially has a better setup than Joe Rogan now, meaning Jarr now owns Joe Rogan subcount.

Wow, the cast has really improved, says Zork Vin. Feels like it was just last episode when the guys were still recording on the floor. Pidgey Pod says, I like the new setup. We can really see the sexual tension between Jamie and James. Roy Lay says I had this podcast in the background for a while and got whiplash when I tabbed back to see the new layout 20 minutes in That's my favorite comment Sorry to throw everyone else under the bus, but it's like How?

Like we've been saying the visual aspect is definitely and like a part of JAR Hmm But the content has stayed the same What you hopefully subscribe to see that person we could be 20 episodes in with this set and the person would, they wouldn't have noticed a difference in the audio, but that's the point. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, just, we'll wrap this up now because we're going too long on this subject, but just, you know, let us know. Give constructive criticism. And also give it a couple weeks as well to settle. If you still feel the exact same after like a couple months or something, then maybe it is time to re-evaluate things, but like

I'm not sure if it is quite that extreme. you know yeah I feel like I sort of acted like I'm super defensive about it but wait this is really interesting from my perspective because Jarre's never experienced anything like this we've never had pushback like this

the main thing we've had pushback on is being too professional that yeah that's been a thing that's the most common comments though but to me it's just like I don't really know what to take away from that because from my perspective it's it's presented it's presented kind of professionally i suppose like it's got time codes and what yeah like should we get rid of the time codes yeah it's just a constant battle of trying to figure out what people want and what you want

because at the end of the day like it's our set we fucking choose what it is and like if it bothers you to your to your call that much and you think we've changed like you don't have to listen anymore and like well you do you just listen on Spotify where you don't see you Boom. Yeah, I mean... Problem solved. I mean, there's plenty of content creators I stopped following because I just didn't gel with their shit anymore.

There's nothing wrong with that. No, I totally agree. No, that is natural. I think that you as a person when you grow, especially when you're from teens to adulthood, that's going to change, and you're not going to follow people anymore. Yeah, if you suddenly just wake up one day

and you're like, don't like this anymore. It's fine. You don't have to, like, justify it all that trying... I don't know, I'm just coming up with excuses at this point. Let's end this section on this comment. then from Nodatz After talking about being an a-uh-uh, Alex said the word

like, like 21 times So this is the thing I've noticed I do I was so hyper-focused on not erring, I started liking in that very episode so I just can't win, I'm fucked and I'm probably doing a new one, I haven't even noticed

in this one until I'm editing it and it's too late Did you notice your liking Well last episode I didn't notice either to be honest well no it the word like is is sort of I think it's because I was saying you know what I mean like constantly because I get I drunk a bit and that's normally my go to

you know trail off sentence thing where it's like yeah the bear's gonna beat the guerrilled you know what I mean like no pass up you know I don't know right I just don't know Jamie I don't know what's happening but in conversation it's different when you're listening to people talk but in conversation you're like subconscious sort of just eliminates that from the sentence you don't hear the word like

unless you're listening to a podcast and it's the host saying everyone I'm saying like if you're in the conversation it's you don't notice it's thing no yeah so you know let us know what's up we're here to listen and adapt and adjust

based on what you say fuck I thought you'd spill beer everywhere no it's cream it's cream soda even worse I mean, news set aside This is a normal jar episode We got shit to talk about, I'm afraid

Yeah, we've got shit to talk about, you know The first one's a quick one I want to start with something I discovered that might make James a bit upset Uh, James, you know You can just buy An innocent branded bean smoothie now

You know, the innocent smoothies I'm not sure if other countries outside of the UK have it, I'm sure they do. Do you mean bait bean? Yeah, beans in an innocent smoothie. Yes, I saw that because it's like beans and

porridge or something? No, it's just beans. They've got two. Oh yeah, two different type. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not beans and porridge in the same, it's just beans. There's a bean one and there's a porridge one thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that makes me want to be sick. But I was like, oh, what's the like smoothie with the beans then? Is it?

It's just beans, surely. It's a beans movie. Why would you buy that when you can just buy a can of beans and drink that? When you could just drink it way cheaper, too. Yeah, it would be cheaper. Innocent is like way expensive. My question is more, why would you want to drink beans? Cold refrigerated beans.

Are we missing out on something? Well, just think of a tin of beans. You open it. I can think of that. You're still cold. Do you actually think about eating that? No. The thought of eating that makes me sick.

So imagine that blended up into a smoothie. James you love cold food the next day so what's your stance on cold beans is that just unacceptable fucking cold beans is massively unacceptable have they been heated previously in this hypothetical

well I was yeah I guess I didn't really think of the hypothetical doesn't bean juice get a skin like the tomato juice yeah that is true evaporates a little bit so it's a bit more dry a bit more viscous

I've known people who When they eat beans They don't cook it They will just open it And have a fork And eat the means That the war can Like that seems like

The worst thing to me I mean they are edible I suppose in that form But if I was in the post-apocalypse Like in Mad Max Then sure I'd eat the beans And how the beans

Come and yeah Yeah This one annoyed me Because it's so clearly Just like a marketing stunt To try and annoy people On Twitter But what annoy

It does work Those are things It's just like, come on, you know you're going to piss people off with this. You know you're being dickheads with this. Yeah, do you think it was the same thing with the Papa Johns? No. No, I think people just like that. Bean on pizza.

Because a beans on pizza is one extreme. It's not even an extreme. But making a smoothie out of beans is an extreme. That's taking it too far. I think calling it a smoothie is too far. It's just beans in a bottle. No, because it's actually, no. That's what they should have called it.

No, but it's not beans in a bottle. It's actually a smoothie. They've grounded the fucking beans down, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's just beans in a bottle, bro. From the pictures. It just looks like just baked beans in a bottle. I'm pretty sure that's wrapping. I'm pretty sure it's a natural smoothie.

Okay, I'm going to have to research this now. No, I'm researching it. Because I want to confirm that this, this... Why would you call it a smoothie if it's not actually a smoothie? Because beans in a bottle is they called a smoothie? Yeah, okay. It's probably called like a breakfast bite. Innocent.

innocent baked beans no I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's actually no the the the marketing thing was was beat was just beans but I'm pretty sure it's actually yeah because the marketing on the rappers says beans beans beans beans beans and more beans full of beans okay Okay, so it's all bullshit It's all bullshit They haven't made any beans So it's just a...

Yeah, it's just a marketing thing Yeah, there's no bean smoothie Oh Oh Fuck, fuck you So they just got free advertising For Innocent for Like fucking 20%

Well no, don't buy innocent Because it's overpriced shit Just make a smoothie at home With a fork Yeah Or just eat some beans Have you ever eaten cat food I've not eaten any animal food

But not cat food I don't have a cat Why would I Well I've had a dreamy But the thing is I opened A can of cat food For Billy the other day

And fuck me if it didn't smell delicious No they do They do smell delicious I think it was just like Sainsbury's own brand Cat food Damn And I crack that shit open

And I was like Fuck me Woozy from the stench well yeah she's living the high life i'm i'm out here eating beans from a bottle and she's getting this drinking beans lamb chop with sauteed fucking mushrooms and shit she's what the fuck we're getting fucked over living the way we do we should just crack open a can of like dog food and chow that shit down it's it i guarantee you it's cheap and it's got everything you need no no once you get used to it i guarantee you can get the high protein stuff if you like going to the gym well yeah you go to the gym and you bring a can a goddamn dog food and a fork can just go to town while pumping that iron might be a bit stinky dog food turns to be a bit smelly well smelly some dog food smells

delish bring some airwave chewing gum and like you're fine if Mad Max can do it I can well yeah he's ripped as well yeah it looks good take your bean smoothie to the gym is that is that watch what we're actually gonna do do we need to buy some dog food and eat it live on this on the cast at this table. I think we've got to drink beans live on the cast. I'd actually want to...

On the subject of tinned food, something was posted on Reddit, aimed at me. Mm-mm. And it was a game, the game shop, tin of Christmas dinner and a tin. So it has all of the Christmas dinner stuff.

Oh, that actually looked quite nice. Yeah, it looked delicious. Well, we need to buy some. For Christmas, we need to actually have some on this set. Only if we drink it out of pint glasses. Oh, yeah. Should we get those puddings in a mug as well?

Oh, funny. Where you just add water? Fuck, do you? No, we're still traumatised on the last one we had. We put a fork in it and it all just came out and it was just this massive fucking lump of shite on a fork. That's going too far. I'll eat this Christmas dinner and a tin from Game.

I'm not eating this mug pudding. Now, I've got kind of one last thing I want to talk about. Also, these two might chicken out. So if you just send us free cans... What do mean these two? If you send us free cans to our PO box, you can confirm we will actually eat it. Why would we chicken out?

Because it's you two. You chicken out. What do you mean you two? No, okay. I've eaten more heinous. No, you're the fustiest one here. I've eaten the scorpion. You haven't eaten the scorpion.

Yeah, I did too, and I didn't even make a bet that I would. The only reason Alex didn't is because he had nothing to look. Like, he had nothing on the line. You did. You didn't have anything on line yet. You did it. Yeah, because... It's like a flex.

Yeah. Yeah, and he's flexing of pure strength. No, it was nothing, I was just hungry. All right, yeah. Their legs were pretty conchy. Well, yeah. I would eat some scorpion legs again. Salty, wet scorpion legs.

Yeah, they're pretty good taste. No, salt is delicious. It doesn't matter what is salty. I will say, a char-gilled scorpion. Because the problem with the scorpion we had was it was in water, so all the inside is in brine. If he was char-grilled, probably is quite tasty, because it's all crunching, like...

Oh, yeah. Might be able to get it on a pizza if you can't out of the right place. Yeah. Might be able to get it in a bottle if you play your cards correctly. In a tin with loads of gravy and mash. And Brian.

James. It's gorgeous. Yeah. Yes. Do you know Billy Elish? I do know, Billy Elish. What are your thoughts on Billy? Eyelash.

Her music's quite edgy. It's not bad. The production's quite good for the moment. most part. It's not bad music at all. The James Bond song's fucking shit. Oh yeah. But it's quite, it's quite white. Have you seen the, uh, what's been happening with her as of late as of us recording

this one? Yes. People are getting upset because she just looks like an adult. Well yeah, what happened was someone snapped like a creepy picture of her minding her own business. Then they posted it on Twitter, like mocking her. Like, wow, she already looks like a wine mom. Yeah.

And then that's like this whole thing about late. It's basically just cause but that shit like has been a horrible standard for fucking years like all the it's really bad here with all of those kind of tabloid magazines where like whoever's the celebrity in the country like on the on the cover is it's like them on the beach and it's like it's either whoa they look fucking good because they're like obsessively taking care of their body or whoa they've let it slip yeah and that's bad and that's why we've got such an issue of body dysmorphia now among like anyone who's young because it's like these celebrities are getting ripped apart

for like normal bodies and then everyone else is like fuck I can't look like this and it's the same thing because the pewter pie thing happened recently as well where he posted a picture of himself like this really artsy picture of himself you know topless showing his muscles

like during quarantine all these YouTubers have got ripped I guess but I made a tweet about it saying you know this this is not what's expected this is like an extreme body stand and you don't you shouldn't feel bad and this fucking like PewDie fanboys like I started having to go at me

because they're like You're part of the fucking problem. This is really easy to do at home. Like, I've talked to experts. I've talked to personal trainers, and they're like, you don't do that at home. You can't get that body at home. You need to have, like, a trainer and be in a gym.

Yeah, what are you mean part of the problem? As if, like, everyone needs to be that way. They're saying I'm part of the problem because I'm saying that that's not normal and that's, you shouldn't feel bad. That makes me part of the problem. And they were saying that I'm being dangerous by that, but they're saying that that body's easy to get.

What, pewty pies like zeroes and body from a body from. A lot of the problem. A lot of the problem. A lot of the problem. people that say it's not that hard to get a body like that. Make no effort. Well, I mean, they have no, they don't have a body like that. Yeah. So why don't you have a body like that if you're saying

your body is like... Maybe they mean if your pewter pie, it's easy to have a body like that. Well, yeah. What people don't realize is to get like a low body fat body, you have to be, you have to work out purely for that. It's not your life has to evolve one gym to the extent where you do it daily. I go to the gym. The gym. The diet is also a huge part to you. No, but also when the picture is taken.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know, because, like, um, Hugh Jackman in all the, the X-Men movies. Like, he didn't drink water for, like, two days or some ridiculous. He had, he had no water weight. Yeah, he would dehydrate himself, so it sort of makes your muscle, your skin goes, like, really tight on your muscles. Yes, you look more muscular. And, like...

Which he clearly was in this picture. He was not, like, he was definitely post-dehydration. he was walking no body weight yeah and then to expect people just I mean who does expect ordinary people to just look like that I don't know but that it's such a problem where I borderline suffer with that stuff because I like see a bit of body fat I'm like this is

fucking bad I need to like go to the gym constantly it's just like that's really it's like a genuine epidemic for especially these young kids on social media because like it just wasn't the same problem when we were kids because it was still so like it was like early Facebook and shit for us it just wasn't it was showing the early signs of it

and it definitely cropped up really quick but it's just not the same as if you're a little kid that you know like if people don't wear makeup it's like you're gonna get fucking slated in the newspapers and whatnot that's even worse it's so like

toxic now that it's like no wonder this is a fucking problem yeah well all these uh these like streamers and gamers and stuff that are that are women they're stuck in this horrible situation where if they wear makeup all the time they always get comments and people saying what you never what you're just putting on makeup to be a fucking whore for your fans or whatever or then there's the other side that say you know bait that put on makeup making effort yeah if they don't wear it yeah you can't really win with anything like this and it's just like It's like people need to know that the body you have, you need to be happy of your body no matter what anyone says. If you wake up in the morning, you're like, yeah, I'm happy of this. That's good. Then that's what should be.

People should know that that's what it should be. You shouldn't look at these pictures of people. I think you, there's a middle ground there. Health is important. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should make an effort to, like, be as healthy as you want to be.

Mm-hmm. But you shouldn't. Some kind of control over it. You shouldn't look at these perfect. bodies and feel like that needs to be you because that shouldn't be especially like that picture of Billy Elish it's just like she looks very normal

anyone taken candidly on the street when they're walking around just chilling on the fucking weekend or whatever they're not posing on a set with the perfect lighting and the perfect and no she's like wearing tracky bottoms and I could really like loose circles he's just like going to the shops or something which is like I do that

and I look I look fucking worse I look like a mess because you do because you're just going to shops to pick up some milk or something early in the morning with bags underlies, it's normal. And it does make, it made me a bit feel sick that people just like that, of a basic normal stuff. Yeah, it's a toxic standard, but, yeah, I guess it's just a question of, is this, it's just going to get worse as it goes along?

No, I think it will. It'll be a good while before people start to realize. Or is it like a, like a phase you get? Well, you can't say that even, because people, people like to say, yeah, that's just a phase, but there are people that never go out of their phases and they just think the same thing their whole life and they never like self-reflect or change their behaviour based on.

I think it would take more than a decade for the public perception to be like, mate, this is bad, this needs to be, we need to stop having this super high standards of people in normal life. Was there an article to go along with that tweet? No. As of today, I think BuzzFeed wrote a piece about it.

But it, like, the release of the picture in the first place, Twitter wasn't, yeah, I think it was just on Twitter. It was from that Wine Mum Twitter thing of someone finding the picture and tweeting, making fun of her. I've seen the original tweet and it was just literally that. That's why I think Twosers me the most, though. Because, like, at least before when people were saying horrible shit about, like, celebrities and the way they look, it was for some sort of monetary gain,

because people buy newspapers, where they feel like celebrities being brought down to them. the game is just the Twitter-like game. Yeah. Yeah, looking for Twitter likes and just like... Well, because Twitter encourages dunking. The whole platform's built around dunking on people and quote-tweeting people and getting in arguments and shit. It's how the whole site kind of survives and keeps it going

because it's like antithetical. Like you can only write small little kind of pointless, poorly thought-out quips, basically. but people expect these like really thoughtful comments that have nothing wrong with them so then people get like pissed off by everything you say and it's all just the shouting match of these like reactionary ideas that are thrown out there and I just don't remember it being that way

like early Twitter kind of days you know yeah it's just seemed more like people just cared less it was just more less vitriolic or something I don't know what it was but yeah you're very right about the dunking thing. It's just tires. So, like, am I, like, wrong in thinking that it didn't used to be like that? Because I genuinely just...

Yeah, that's what it seems like to me as well. But, I mean, a lot has changed in that. I think what murdered Twitter to me was when they made the tweets longer, when you could make tweets long. Yeah, yeah, I think that just killed the platform. That completely defeated the point to me. Yeah, so now you just have, like, these chains of, like, 50 tweets where they're all just, like, huge chunks of text. And it's like, well... Yeah.

And it would piss me off before that change when people had like a huge note thing. They were written out a note, screenshots it and then uploaded that. No, they used twit longer. Yeah, and twit longer and shit. It's like, why are you on Twitter? Like, if you want to say a lot. The point is that you can't. You just talk shit.

You just post shit. That was the point anyway, to me. It still is to you, though. Because you still post that one. Well, yeah. Yeah, no, I treat Twitter now the same way I did when I first got it. Well, I try to, anyway. Yeah, I don't know.

It's incredibly hard to read, especially when you've been on the internet for a long time, like what actually has changed and if you're the one who's changed. Yeah. But all these sites do change, like, constantly. Like, I saw an odd screenshot of YouTube from, like, 2013. It was like, oh my god, it's so completely unrecognisable in comparison. But yeah, I don't know how long we've been going, but thanks for listening to this first half. We'll be back after these messages.

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Pumping through? Welcome to the second half. of the JAR cast, where we answer questions from the JAR Media Suggestion thread on our subreddit. We're going to start off with this one that James is going to fucking freak out at. This is from A Got Into a Crash Jar. Hello, Jarr, currently writing this out from a hospital. Earlier today, I got into the worst car crash of my life. Coincidentally, I was listening to the Bear versus Guerrilla episode while it happened.

It was a near-death experience, but I am. fine. So my question is if any of the cast members have gotten into any near-death experiences, has Jordan had any bad car crashes? Sorry if this is a repeated question, love you guys and they even included an IMGA link to their crash.

So James, have a look at that. That's a lot of force because it's ripped the front end of the suspension completely off, which doesn't happen unless it is quite a fast crash. I find it interesting that they don't mention why they crashed. Hopefully it's nothing to do with the fucking

Bair versus guerrilla episode, but luckily they're fine. Need F experiences, I've had loads of them, but it's not in cars. But crashes, though, the question was, has Jordan had any bad car crashes? Well, if someone pulled out in front of me on my motorbike, I was doing about 30 to 40. That one was bad. They pulled out in front of you, then what? I was filtering, and they pulled out in front of me. So they were trying to go into the other lane of traffic, and they just pulled out.

And when I, when they pulled out, their head was like that. Do they just not look in the mirrors? No, they just didn't even look because I was there and they were looking like that. So they, they fucking hit into me. I just went, bang, bounced off. Hit the floor and was just like, fuck. Didn't figure anything because of adrenaline. And I walked two miles to work with a fucked leg that I didn't even feel.

And it was just like, oh yeah, I'm fucked. So, and then I got Willie Snarky comment off my guy saying, well, you're doing it? You sitting here? Or is this a paid break or something? Because I was on my iPad trying to call my sister to be like, help me. I've just fucking crashed my bike and I got this snarky comment and I was just like you fucking dickhead

But then then there was one I I tried to beat a closing gate At about 60 miles an hour And I couldn't make it So I had to I had to crash my bike Did you think you were a Tom Cruise In Mission Impossible in that moment

It was it was just like I go around the corner It's open I'm like I can do it And then I couldn't So it was just like hit a gate at 60 mile an hour And probably really fucking hurt myself or crash, remove half of my ankle and then be trapped under a bike with leak and fuel

which means I could have burned to death on an exhaust that was also burning my flesh You chose the latter I guess I chose that and didn't get an insurance payout and I just was off work for a few weeks and I couldn't walk there's actually footage of my car It's like a part of my ankle is just sliced off flat Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's a jar cast

Yeah We show it in the intro Yeah, it's really... still have the scar it's still there I ain't ever going to heal and I can't exercise that legament goes fucked again. Really? It's that fucked up? Yeah. But I've yet to crash a car.

Yeah, I've not crashed a car yet. Yeah, I've blew one up. I haven't crashed yet. I've crashed I've had small accidents like you just hit a car. I hit a Ferrari a few weeks ago actually. Did that. I just, you sometimes crash into tiny things, but I've yet to, like, completely destroy a car. It's going to happen at some point. I'm ready for it, but, yeah, that happens when it does.

Jim? I mean, my answer is no, but I'm very glad that the question asker is all right. Yes, because, I mean... That could have been bad. Yeah, it could have been the end. Because that looks like it hit the car on the side, and if that was a... direct head on, the amount of force on the driver mainly would have been fucking a silly amount.

So they're lucky and it's good. They're all safe. You'll be careful when you're driving, man. It's a crazy world out there. The weird thing we're driving is most of time, it's like, I'm cursed. If I get out of bed late and I'm late for work and I wash off and drive, I crash. Bad mindset. Yeah, you've got to be safe.

You've got to just be in the white mind in the car. That's what I've said before. No matter what, if you're not, if your mind's not there, don't drive. but you just got to look out for it's junctions mainly like if you're approaching a junction and there's a car there slow down because at any moment they could pull out

right in front of you and you could hit them at 60 and at that speed you're dancing with death I learned that for my bike days because if a car is there it's like they're not going to see you if they're going to pull out I'm dead so if you do see that you'd just be like I'm just going to slow down a bit

because then that one second is slowing down might save your life junctions are just people don't look people are shitty drivers and we talked about this before because obviously you're in the process of learning to drive it's on your theory everyone on the road has never done a theory

they are fucking shit drivers and they can't drive they're the people who are going to crash into you and possibly kill you so watch out for them people don't know how to drive yeah I think that's good advice sort of assume everyone on the road is fucking useless

is a fault yeah and I mean don't have too big of an ego when driving because you can sort of feel like oh I'm in this like protective shell and I'm basically invincible while I'm in this and it's like no no no no if anything you're vulnerable you're more vulnerable and there's the especially thing because we live in the countryside

there's a lot of roads where they're like quite narrow like the back roads in the fields like people will fly around those in the middle of the road breaking the speed limit and they don't care if you're there they will literally kill you because they're just they're too busy they want to get somewhere especially with certain roads you've got to be so careful yesterday I was in a in a car heading somewhere and it was one of these narrow lanes like two cars can barely fit down this transit van just comes

it must have been going like 50 down a super narrow lane like people are assholes yeah and there's an actual statistic that in the UK the worst drivers are white van drivers men with van

because they've just got they are literally boxes of metal they are like white really safe It's just like... They don't really care about... If you go try to look for a van, it's always got damage somewhere because they're just vans.

People just drive into shit constantly. They're quite dangerous and there's a lot. Christ, I've had close calls of vans because they just don't give a fuck. You just got to be on your toes. Well, Tom Tom Tom, Tom, 2310 has one. This one is for Alex.

How do you do your iconic diarrhea fart noise? It sounds like it's coming from the back of your mouth, but I just can't recreate it. I've watched about two and a half years worth of jar podcasts. When I see the word podcast written incorrectly, it actually throws me up.

It's pos-dak. In the last three months since I've discovered you only lately, but I still can't figure out how you do it. Thank you. Just do it real quick. That's not here. That was a bit different.

That's sort of went into like Donald Duck territory. What's it normally? No, there's like a looseness with your jout. You know how to do it. It's your pain. No, I've lost there now. Oh my God, it's like, it's like, he doesn't, he doesn't even know. He can't, no, I can't, because it has to be so natural in the moment, it has to be like, try letting your cheeks be a bit, yeah.

That is much closer. You've been more force, you've got to have more force, like a, yeah. It's like, imagine, imagine Diabia where it just, the floodgates open, it all just flies out. I'm putting too much thought into us. That's, that's the movie. It's evolved. The sound has evolved. Is it because you've had a different diarrhea experience since you last did it?

I'm actually like perfecting the sound. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's just sort of a like your time, your moment thing. You know, it's your hero's journey. It strikes you when you least expect it. Just the odd. This is a much more subdued

It sounds like a Star Wars divvy in the background It sounds like Donald Duck, but just not saying Donald Duck with diarrhea That's what it sounds like Yeah, it does sound like that There was this like huge fucking question I just started reading it About the perfect shit and I'm sorry

I really don't want to read this Unless you guys are like really keen I want to talk about the perfect shit. I wouldn't mind talking about our experiences, but we don't have to... It's like a fucking novel, a novella about this perfect shit that he's written. Well, I mean, you can't really say that in a podcast and then not read the... The perfect novel of the shit. Sorry, bro.

Jive 4269 says the perfect shit. Recently, I went camping in Australia and I had a toilet experience that would prove magical. Really? After a few days of brewing and lurking, the offending turd would re-rearer. its ugly head on a crisp winter morning. Sorry, a few days. Yeah, what? A few days of not...

The only one awake, I quietly made my way out of my tent, and after some time walking through the bush, reached our makeshift toilet. A misty glade, at the centre of which bravely stood a log that had been chainsawed into a toilet seat. After digging a hole below, I sat down,

assed cheeks, stalwartly planted to the gumwood. The sun shyly, peaked over the gum trees, illuminating the dewy grass like a thousand glass beads. The air, frigid but impossibly still, seemed to hold a reverent silence,

interrupted only by the soft dropping of my turd hitting the ground. There were no walls, no privacy, and yet didn't matter, for in that moment I felt like I was the only person on earth. I arose from my throne, feeling at least a kilogram lighter. This was my first 10 out of 10 shit.

My question to the cast is, have you ever had a 10 out of 10 shit and if so I want to hear you talk about it Have you ever been so struck by a toilet moment That you simply had to stop thinking about Whatever it was you're thinking about And instead, savour the experience It sounds like this shit was only good

Of the place he was in Not necessarily the shit itself I don't even think that I think it's just the way he's described it That's it's just his command over the English language That made that story Well I've had many good shits And I know what it's like when the shit is so good

that it's like you need some time to process it but it feels like whenever I'm clogged up and it's just like I need to go and it just washes out you get that feeling

when you get the good shit and you just feel great have you have you ever had a a shit this is always coming back to this no this is specifically

for James this question have you ever had a shit massage you in the prostate in the correct way that made you ejaculate. Don't lie. I don't think that's possible. I don't think... The way James was just describing shitting,

I would assume that James has that experience every time he shits. Have you not like... Okay, so you really need to shit and it all just comes out so perfectly. Do you not just feel great? Do you not just feel great? It feels like, yeah, I'm being efficient in this moment

No, it's not efficient, like it's a... I think I have, not to, like, big myself up in any way or anything, but I think I've got really healthy, like, bowel movement. Hmm. Because it's, like... Yeah, keep bragging. All those jarlings out there. There's someone out there who's having the worst shit of his life,

and he's like, thanks to you on. I obviously have the bad ones, like, after a few jalapeno's the day before, and it's not enjoyable, but apart from those moments, for the most part, It's just like, like everything happens, like clockwork, I go through the motions, wipe once or twice, or maybe not at all.

Well, I mean, obviously I always wipe, but sometimes, sometimes when you wipe, it's like, you don't need enough damage. You could eat off that toilet paper because it's like just fucking bleached white.

If anything, it's cleaner after you've wiped than before. I'm just saying, if I've got a superpower it's the golden bowel you know what I've got I've had really bad ones recently for some reason it's just like

you say this like every fucking week this is like it this is like there's layers recently there's been layers to my shit it's just like I'll fucking just squeeze and it's just like it comes out but then if I sit there long enough I squeeze again like

another level of like the shit to this group like it in my ass I let that out and I And I go again and there's like another level that takes time to, like, weak it's right out. And it's just like... It's fucking miserable. His shits have layers.

I'm just saying it's like when you've got to push another one out and then just loads come out after it constantly. It's not good. It's just feels so strange. Fuck me. Well, Joseph Z. Khan actually replied to that saying, have you ever had such a hard time shitting yet to take a shirt off? I used to, every time I did a shit,

I used to just straight. naked I've we never talked about this whenever I have bad shit I get extremely angry and I have to be naked I have to be naked it's just like I have to just rip everything off

as fast as possible because it's just like for some reason I feel like I can't shit with clothes on so if it's still like a regular occurrence yes it's just like when you're bent over and you're really like this ain't going on I'm going to have to give it a push it's just like I need to be naked

for this I've never done I feel like you're making a mistake if you have to, like, really push. James needs a poo stool. Like, something's going wrong. I do need a poo stool. No, I think you need more than that. More fibre? No, because I have fibre regularly, but it's just like, it's been times when I've been at work

and I feel those poo coming and I can't take my clothes off, so I'm like, I'm going on. You're just freaking out. I need to get stripped naked. Would you ever consider it at work? If it was bad enough, would you do it? No, I wouldn't because... You'd have to be in a little cubicle, I suppose. It happened at my old job where the bathroom was like half of this room.

So there was the urinal, it was literally next to the toilet. Yeah, that's bad. So it's just like, I couldn't do anything. I had like really bad poo anxiety. And if someone walked in, I'd be, I couldn't shit. So I'd be in there for like 20 minutes. Like, please leave. I need to shit.

Oh, it was fucking terrible. Man, we always get the most quite sort of mileage out of the questions about feces. Yeah. I was just thinking, like, is poo the most common subject? I think it's the most relatable subject we've ever talked about. Yeah, but do you think it's the subject we've talked about the most on chart? I was going to say, if someone makes a complication, we're touching maybe an hour of just pure shit conversation.

I reckon we could probably have a 10-hour shit special, to be honest. We've actually, no, we did a whole, we tried to do a whole episode dedicated to, like, far underwear. We are the shit podcast, literally. We are the shit podcast. Would you remember there was that time, we would, the way we used to do, like, jar blabs, we'd just record, like, like five of them at one sitting and often we're just like we've already done the cast we've

we've just spent we've just run out of shit to talk about yeah and I was like let's just do one about poo and it was I think it was you're and Rubin and you just got really pissed off at me because like poo was uh off the cards back then I suppose yeah a bit too racy for ojija a bit too far but pussy and die we weren't zreads red it says what are james's thoughts on warm fruit like blueberries and pancakes or fruit inside of pastries I personally find a warm fruit to be disgusting but I'm curious of James's food opinion on it fine yeah it's fruit I'm I have no preference as long as it's healthy and it doesn't meet makes my poo not like I'm good what about what

about pie wait well okay like an apple pie like a nice like a nice one and like a shit pie is like well yeah Yeah, but I mean like... Yeah, a nice pie is fine. Like a nice apple pie. Or like when you'd get like warmed pears and like custard. I've got to say I don't like cooked apples. No.

I think they're sloppy and weird. Out of a pie, I wouldn't have them. I don't even like it in pie. I don't like it in sponge. I don't like it in pie. I don't like it in crumble. I don't like cooked apple. Damn.

I mean, I'll... I'm kind of with you, bro, but I feel like that's not the default. I'm not sure. No, I don't think it is the default. I feel like you're supposed to like it. Well, and why don't you? That's my question.

Let me say this. It's not very nice. That's bullshit, Jamie. It's not that yummy, is what I'm trying to say, more eloquently. Lies, lies, lies, lies. Movies, music, me as one for us, guys.

Hey, fellas, kangaroo killer back again. Damn, he's just owning it now. He's just the kangaroos. Next to it would be the kangaroo serial killer. You may have guessed, based on my name, that I have a YouTube channel. And that is indeed the case. Sorry, if you've answered something similar before, but I review movies and music, and I'm wondering what your advice is specifically with that kind of content,

or how to develop more of a community and get more views. It's not my end game, but it's a thing I certainly like to achieve. I personally think I'm good at getting points across and have humorous moments to balance it out, and make it enjoyable to watch through editing and presentation. I guess this is more for Alex, but yeah, I just wanted to know what your thoughts would be. Also shout out to my boy Keelan because he introduced me and is a long-time supporter of your work. And I'm glad he spread the word of jar to me. Thanks, Mingus.

What I would say, and this isn't like specific, it's just for anyone who, you know, wants to do YouTube, it's to be yourself. Don't try to be someone else or go after a specific thing. Be you. Yeah, that only works for a certain degree that you have to model yourself after something that you understand. Yeah, on the flip side, I'd say just completely really. rip off someone else just take their videos like well yeah write down everything you joke but genuinely that's that's kind of what it is on YouTube it's just everyone copying each other and yeah yeah I would say unlike the most basic a basic level audio needs to be

good that's kind of the main thing for me is that bad audio nothing puts me off a video faster than bad audio yes if the audio sounds like shite I'm not I'm just not going to stick around. I'm sorry. Even if the video is kind of grainy and trash, if that audio is clean as fuck, I'll be willing to stay around. But yeah, I can't if it's not, if the certain technical things aren't to a certain standard, you know, it doesn't have to be like, you know, it doesn't have to be like professional quality, but at least some standard. Yeah. You know, you want to come across, like, you're at least know, you at least think you know what you're talking about, you and as far as like the

getting views like I don't really know how to help you it's just kind of like half luck half just grinding constantly choosing the right topics uploading the right time the right thumbnails the right metadata the algorithm treating you right on the right day like there's so much but in that vein I think consistency is really important I mean it is yeah

because your major growth happened in a time where you were uploading, like, religiously. Yeah, it was just my life. That was my whole life. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, it does work. Because if people know at this time on this day, something's coming out,

they don't need the notification that doesn't work from YouTube to let you know that some you follow is... Yeah, no, that's... Releasing something. That's a good one. stage tk has one for us what are your fondest memories as members of jar i assume they mean jar memories

if they're just talking vague memories we can talk about that fond memory i have going to the beach that time that was quite a nice beach moment we can talk about that fond memory i have um kick cat chunky a few weeks ago fuck kickat chunky's underrated no no but do you like them when they're a little bit cold or when they are just like I quite like refrigerated chocolate. Yeah, I can't do as well. I've got a problem there. I've got a fucking problem there.

When don't you have a problem with me, James? When do I say something and it's not a problem to you? When does that happen? Okay? When does that happen? Tell me. Never. So what you're saying is you put your big bar of... Let's... for your sake, I'm gonna say dairy milk. You put your bar of dairy milk in the fridge.

When you buy you... into it, it's like, fucking rock solid, and there's no give that, and it doesn't melt in your mouth as you chew. No, because you keep it in your mouth and you're just like, no, no, no, no, that makes it shit. You want it

to be at the right temperature where you, you bite into it and you chew and it is just fucking beautiful, it's smooth, sleek like dairy milk should be... The sick thing about dairy milk, well, not dairy, refrigerated chocolate, is that when you bite into it

And I find refrigerated things, cold things, taste less of the thing it is. Yes, and that's bad. No, so you bite this cube off and just leave it in your mouth. And as it melts, you're getting more of that flavor and it's fucking spreading over you like a like a like a like a like a like a a a fungi on a tree just consuming everything of its essence, everything it is and you become the flavor for a time. And we'll ever be. And we'll ever be. Is this why you dislike milker because you put it in the fucking fridge? No, I dislike milker because once you get the flavor, it doesn't take you for a ride.

It doesn't make you into something more than you were before you experienced it. You do not put chocolate in the fridge. It women's the intended texture. You're supposed to bite into it and have the experience. If you bite into it and it's in the fridge, it's just solid. No, I'm saying you bite into it and have it. the experience when it's refrigerated it's a longer more enjoyable more involved experience how many people do you think go out there eat chocolate and leave it in a mouthful while no you eat chocolate

I bite into it and I swallow it job done you need to chew it like a dog so you eat like a dog like you're not even trying to taste it when I'm eating something sweet that is making me less healthy it needs to be it needs to be a moment it needs to be something I can enjoy and take my time with. Like, all good things in your life. Like, you want to make the most out of this time. No. I don't want to make the most of it.

You fuckers genuinely going to do this again, but we're fucking chilled chocolate this learned. No, fucking, no, you're talking shit. If you know, most of the people, most of the people will agree with me that refrigerated chocolate shit. I will say, refrigerated Kit Kat Chunky

is good because it's different, it's not all chocolate. There's other things there. There's way There's wafar. That's a different story. Waffa. Okay, then let's say a cabriese caramel. Beautiful in the fridge, when that caramel is nice and more solid. So it's not like, it's not really liquidy.

When it's nice and solid, that fucking beautiful. So let's just condense this. Solid in fridge, good, not solid texture, cold, bad. Um, but yeah, I think... No, that's not, no, that's not, no, it's not what I've just said at all. No, but what I want to point out is that you use the, the fact that more people will, be on your side than mine as a good thing

so how did Hitler get into power how did Hitler get into power? How did Joseph Stalin? How did start well I don't know enough about that but how did all these people that arguably with Hitler obviously just completely made the country worse with Thatcher the majority

a lot of people would agree that Did Hitler refrigerate his chocky? I bet you he didn't. I have a weird feeling he did, Jim. No, he just have a gut feeling about that. No, no, he didn't. He didn't. Because what James is saying is that the majority of people

want their chocolate not refrigerated. And who did Hitler hate the most, minorities? That's, no, you're, you're, you're, fucking bending shit because what did you do when we had the Cabri versus Milgris discussion you used the more people like Cabri as a as a I don't think I did actually back best no um where's your source what's the time code where I said that back ages ago um so yeah my favorite jar memory bullshit yeah mine was uh that time we were talking about if Hitler would refrigerate chocolate do you actually think he no he refrigerated chocolate he

refrigerated chocolate just saying Stalin definitely didn't didn't have this They couldn't even do it anyway. Thatcher probably with her jade her chocolate as well. No. She thinks she's a cup, put it in the cupboard type girl. Type girl. Type babe, type broad.

She's a fridge type of babe. Maybe that's what we need in the background to reinvigorate the jarcer. Just a huge framed image of Thatcher, Margaret Thatcher. And we should jerk off onto it at the end of the rest. Okay, so what other chocolates are good in the fridge? Like, I'd say a flake is good in the fridge. No, we're not doing this.

No, no, no, stop. Stop to, shut the fuck off, fuck off. I'm putting down my foot on this one. We're not doing this. Double deckers, though, don't belong in the fridge because you want that nougut to be quite soft. I mean, you got more? No, now you can have the floor, go on.

The double deckers back at my house are in the fridge. But you're going to take the... No, no, you've bought another question. Do they belong in the fridge, but then take it? out for like a minute or two to soften up first? Or do you do, is it straight out of the fridge? That's another delight because throughout your time

eating the refrigerated bar, it's out of the fridge, obviously. So the longer you eat it, you're experiencing the best of both worlds. You're getting the refrigerated delight and then you're getting the... I just disagree with all of this. How long would you

fucking assholes go on on this subject for if it wasn't here? A couple more. hours. No, because let's be will. Let's be real. Let's be real.

Not on chocolate. Not again. Let's be will. I'm okay if you take it out of the fridge if you leave it for like three minutes and on a more warm because then it's getting a bit

womb temperatureish. But straight out of the fridge into your mouth is fucking grotesque. That's a fucking wong. You're wonging if you do that. Let's agree to disagree. Let's agree to disagree.

I'm okay of that. Tech Y Z has one for us. In the last episode while discussing living like a dog, James mentioned JAR being low-key good at giving life advice, and it pushed me to finally comment on something I've been thinking about for a while. I'm currently 17, I've been watching the podcast since it began, meaning I was 12 when I started watching. Jesus Chris.

And I'm beginning to realize just how much of an effect the yogs has had over me over the years. I'm worried what effect we've had. I've recently been diagnosed and arrested as a murder-kill. While I'm sure none of you would encourage this, a younger me definitely saw you all as role models, albeit subconsciously. As you may remember, you don't really listen to guidance when you're a teenager. However, when you guys would discuss complex topics or give advice, it would resonate with me, as if it came from people I could relate to, parentheses, at least more than a teacher or parent. I'm not sure where to go with this comment, but I just thought I'd like to voice this little realization of mine.

I'm doing pretty okay in life so far, so I have to agree with that. that jar was pretty good at giving advice and I'd like to thank you all for the years of laughter and whatnot much love from the shit's old country to your west you know the one thank you thank you very very much yeah and now I want to see

a jarling from the opposite kind of side of life come in and be like this is how jar ruined my fucking life yeah how our influence just led them down a path until destruction well we joke about

that, but there are actually podcasts that have a bit of a rep for that kind of thing. There are people that, like, hate Joe Rogan and blame him for, like, sending people down the alt-right pipeline and this sort of stuff. So, like... Where can we possibly send our viewers? Let's be real. To a fleshlight.com. No, we've been over to visit tanga.com.

Oh, sorry. Sexfuck.com. Tigger.org. yeah I mean like no because we we we talk about we talk about what needs to be spoken about we've talked about a series subjects we've never being horrible bounded like we're gonna be being genuine like you know this fuck this shit is fuck okay this shit is fuck this shit is fuck but the the what I kind of want to stress is that I don't really want to be a role model I I want to be a perspective but not yeah

I mean, you don't have to, yeah, you don't want to have, like, you don't want to have, like, you don't want to have to be them in the same way. No, like, I don't want to be Superman because the, the, the thing is, like, role models are inherently held to a higher standard, but, like, we are all humans. I mean, that's the, that's the, that's the thing with, like, don't meet your heroes. Because they're just, because in your mind, they are a role model, they're this, this bigger thing larger than life. um well yeah we completely control everything we put out there as well yeah yeah but but to me like the artists and shit because i mean role models like musicians actors directly like whatever for the most part that you you don't know their flaws and they are more human than you realize yeah to me the whole appeal of youtube is that everyone's

well it's not really this way and you walk more but everyone's more on a level playing field yeah you know yeah it's not like tv you know yeah how how could i possibly ever get to where they are yeah whereas like with youtube anyone the whole point is that like it's achievable to anyone and anyone's voice can i heard like a crazy thing like there's there's apparently this YouTube channel from somewhere in some eastern part of the world that has like lots of monkeys and the people

there started filming the monkeys and uploading the videos of the monkeys to YouTube and because of like the conversion rate and the money they're making from those monkey videos they're at like it's like a pittance to somewhere in the West but to them they're able to make you know a fair amount to like live off it and shit wow but um

This whole monkey thing apparently has in typical YouTube style like delved into this really kind of disturbing war where there are the monkey haters and the monkey lovers. Who's a monkey hater? Well, there are these people that, the people who are filming these monkeys, um, they, they realized that they got more views when the monkeys were getting, like, injured. So they couldn't film it, them injuring the monkeys,

so they would wait around, waiting for the monkeys to injure each other, then film it, upload those clips, and then those clips would get... And then the monkey haters would get all, like, thrilled about it, and be like, yeah, that monkey deserve that. Oh! But then the monkey defenders come in and defend it. God damn. Why would you like an animal hurting itself?

Or hurting others? Yeah, I mean... But that... But... That's kind of sick, that that's all. what the was encouraged yeah I didn't realize it was that we were watching

monkey videos not too long ago or it's an easy thing to do to fall into that part of YouTube why do people want to watch monkeys being hurt like I yeah apparently it's a whole thing for like all different types of animals like there's like people that want to see specific animals

like getting theirs it's like a really weird thing so surely if someone has that they've probably got some mental problems if they like seeing animals being hurt. Well, I mean, that's the first sign of... Is it like a weird sexual thing? No, it's like a psycho thing. Yeah, no, it is. What do psychopaths tend to

do when they're young? They're like tests on... They kill animals. But it's what I'm... You're so detached from it, though. It's like two random monkeys in another part of the world getting into a feud. I think it's wrong to watch actual pain for entertainment. Well, yeah, apparently... You're saying that, like,

Jackass is a thing. They're consenting, though, and they're humans. Yeah, that, well, that's obviously a difference, but... But then it becomes to, they're going to exploit it. It's a fucking grey area if you're watching animals hurting themselves. Well, yeah, apparently it got so bad that the people making the videos started, like, basically starting shit with the monkeys, like giving... Because they're in, the monkeys that order themselves under, like, hierarchies,

and they, like, they feed each other in certain ways, so, like, the top of the hierarchies first. So they were purposefully giving food to the bottom, so the top gets pissed, This reminds me of the trend in China where they would force animals to eat like really hot foods to the point where like these dogs are like in severe pain but they're filming it for TikToks. Yeah that's fucked

people I've not heard of this. Yeah it's just why is it has to like jackass is funny because you know there's a mutual understanding there they're like people doing it they're choosing to do the most ridiculous thing to get hurt they're trying to assume it there's

even someone of that goes too far. Like when they're paper cutting themselves and horrible... Yeah, that's going too far. It's not funny. But when they're like in a golf cart, like trying to...

Yeah, that shit is funny. Yeah, that's different. But like, you know, filming animals getting hurt, it's like... Yeah, this is a fucking problem. Yeah, I don't like that. Like, we've always seen a funny video of a monkey hitting another monkey

with something and it's like, ha ha funny. But then it's just like... Have you seen the... The video of the monkey... He's made a flashlight. Oh, with like a little... With a frog or something.

No, it's a frog. Yeah, he just gets a frog and he just uses it to jerk off. Yeah, I've seen that. It's weirdly, like, humans made the step to making fleshlights. I mean, like, monkeys... Who knows how long monkeys have been using frogs? There's a monkey out there that has, like, in his tree, he's got all this little different animals.

Frog collection. And, like, at the same time, he's getting high off of this fucking... the chemicals. Yeah, the frogs. He's just having an insane time with the frog. Yeah, he's got his little squirrel fleshlight and his mouse flashlight. Jesus, man.

Every now and again, just like a little bit of suffering from Mother Nature just like, because that frog is having the worst time of its fucking life. But like... Yeah, but the thing, like, what are frogs even capable of comprehending? Because, like, imagine if you're like this ridiculously

stupid being and then like some are they stupid or they just i think i think they are of lower intellect i think that's fair to say about frogs i guess but like that's smart this is what i've always had a problem with with describing animals where like if your design right if your whole purpose was to be a thing that hops around eating flies and that's what you were designed for you were like perfect for that doesn't mean you're stupid you're just a frog well no but in terms of our measurement of intellect you are stupid compared to a human's capacity My point is, imagine being, like, a love, in a lovecraftian world where there are these beings just, like, of an existence we cannot comprehend, and they pick us up and use us as a flashlight, like, just randomly. And we don't even know it.

Like, you know. It's like in Bloodborn when there's things, like, right. Yeah, they, like, pick you up and check you out and teleport you to the dream realm. Maybe you're just being used as a fleshlight. Well, I mean, it's fucked up. Basically, what people say about, like, alien abductions is pretty similar. We're just flashlights for aliens. Probing and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, maybe. How do we know? We've got to go in. Jars are going to infiltrate. Yeah, we... I guess the assumption is with aliens is that... Yeah, they're probably advanced enough where they wouldn't want to, like, do anything bad to us.

They just want to see what we're up to. When, in reality, there might be like a... You know, a maleficent alien that wants a... You know, it's just a psycho It's just Ted Bundy as an alien Yeah Imagine the carnage Disguided

Human fleshlights everywhere Like Black Star says Hi boys I just wanted to say I really like seeing how the podcast Has grown over the years Going from four dibbies

Sitting on the floor And just talking Without a clear plan To four Most of the times three Serious man morts having an organised conversation about shit and fog freshlights

in an actual Joe Rogan-like podcast set my question is do you ever feel nostalgic about the simple the simpler formula of the cast and ever wish to go back to that formula that is if one can ever take a step back making a pos-d act cheers

no is my answer no I feel nostalgic but I would never want to go back to it yeah totally yeah it was a time of um youth youth and ignorance yeah being fucking stupid

yeah a hell of a lot of ignorance yeah just so much ignorance and I like to think that maybe now I'm a bit less ignorant yeah now you're just ignorant yeah can the line a bit be ignorant thank you for the question there

that's very nice let's end on this one from Maca Tony Juma 11 what are the boys' thoughts on Steve Minecraft finally making his way into Super Smash Brothers.

Can't believe it. It happened. Yeah, it seems fake. It doesn't seem real. But it's obviously just the best thing that could have happened to that game. Yeah, personally, I'm thrilled about it. I haven't bought it yet, but... Yeah, I haven't bought it either.

Apparently, he's quite OP. Is he really? Yeah. If anyone's going to be an O-P, like, it should be Minecraft Steve. I think it's inherently funnier, like, Minecraft's being Ope over, like, Bionetta, you know? The old Baileth. Yeah, yeah. Don't say bad things about Bileth.

Yeah, that game's getting to a point now where I'm like, I don't really know who else I really want. Rayman. Yeah, Rayman would be cool, but again, it's not like... Master Chief. Yeah. again that'll be poor. No, that's not like. Killer instinct has got that. You can leave that way. No, it's got... Master Chief. He's got Arbiter.

Yeah, not Master Chief. That's why they... Master Chief would be fucking cringe. No, he wouldn't. If Master Chief in... If those Halo 4 Chief, yeah, it would be cringe. No, but they... If they had a Halo 1-2, like 2-slash-3 and 4 skins... Mm-hmm? Like, bro... Oh yeah, it's so cool when they'd want to have a fucking assault rifle, like, grenade, how fucking gay.

What do you mean? Why are you using that as a... I didn't mean to. I just don't think he works. He does not work. He's not stylistic enough. You're actually chatting shit right now. No, no, I'm not chatting shit.

He's not stylistic enough. What are you talking about? Minecraft, Steve. Stylistic. Thank you for watching this episode of the journal media podcast. Look at this. He has to end it to escape as bullshit. Once again, Alex and I are right.

This time I was actually talking shit to end the show. because actually know what I'm doing I actually quite need to pee as well Thank you for watching this episode of the John Readerie podcast If you do that again I will kiss you