JAR Media Posdact - The LOUD Mouth Sounds!!! (MCBANG PORK SPECIAL) - JARCast Episode 342

Episode Date: September 17, 2023

What's up my slimes?!? Alex is in canider and left the Cast in our incapable hands. As always big thanks to you special lot! (Sorry for the delay, episode was posted to the wrong RSS feed) https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 0:00 - Intro 3:54 - Unusual Weather 9:34 - Pork Time 11:10 - Swimming 13:08 - Exercise 22:24 - Hello Fresh 27:04 - Convenience = No Human Interaction 29:44 - Mid Break 30:45 - What Are My Homies Listening To? 34:05 - What Would The JAR Room Be Used For If The Podcast Didn't Exist? 35:09 - Songs You Want At Your Funeral 36:43 - Demon Souls 38:32 - Jet Set Radio 39:35 - Apex Escapades 50:31 - Outro

Okay, and a three and a two and a one, let's go. Good afternoon, one evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to JAR Media. This is the podcast episode. We can't sit. Yeah, it's fine. 242. 242. It is your boys.

Boys. not boys with a double s just boys yeah boys boys boys yeah as to um identify there's only two of us on this episode today um Alex is away hard times he's gone

to some film festival somewhere is that what he's gone to I don't know he didn't tell me he's not he's not genuinely I know I've meme this before but he's actually not spoken just since he's gone didn't say goodbye he just gonna

Just fucking flew off to a different country. It's not said anything. And because of that, this is the week where we would be doing the Patreon segment of the show, where we thank our absolutely stunning, lovely patrons who up support the show and make audio versions possible. You know, they get some outtakes. Have yourself on the Patreon as well. You know, the stuff that is too radical for YouTube.

But unfortunately, we can't access the Patreon account to thank our lovely pageant. because Alex has the password and he's not here and he won't talk to us yeah so they that will be delayed until next month if not next month maybe next next week we'll week after probably because Alex we only be he's only going to be back like the same day we're going to record next week yeah so we'll get him to record the whole segment by himself as punishment um yeah yeah yeah How are you doing, bro? How are you on this shit? Fucks.

We're trying to not to swear. Poo. Swear this. I'm doing poo. Why, why the S word, the S slur? The rich Sler. The one I just said. Okay.

Shit. Yeah, shit. Yeah, that. You, you, that, it literally translates to poo. right but you can't use poo the same way you use the s word of all of all the slurs not it's not slow is it really well it's a slur to poo it's a slur to poo it's a slur to poo of all the slurs I know I feel like S HIT is like the most nice it is nice it isn't it's it's the most you can use it the most to actually describe like something that is yeah well 100%

because the thing with a lot of swear words is that they're not unanimous to to everyone you know they're kind of based on like being nasty to an individual type of thing yeah you know like even the D word right the D like that that that shit I changed that that fuck man you're gonna be busy tomorrow yeah we don't want to swear this episode because we actually have to bleep the swears out Here's an idea. Every time we swear, the episode restarts.

We'll just keep going like a Dark Souls boss until we get it, you know? Yeah. We'll chip away, starting from the beginning every time. Then we can use the bit that we've had to always, you know, restart from as an next week's episode. Exactly. And Alex can edit it. Yeah. You actually had to edit the whole thing.

Yeah, man. But no, for those of you that don't live in the UK. Which is, you know, a lot of you. Yeah, the majority actually. Yeah, a lot of Americanos. The majority of people listening to this right now will be from Yugoslavia or whatever. We do have, I think we do actually have a Yugoslavian...

Of course we do. This is great news. We have appeal. We do. But the UK is falling to pieces... It's a state. It's an absolute state. It's an absolute state.

But to top it all off, suddenly we're getting like 30 degree summer weather when ordinarily this is the time it's meant to be like settling down getting nice and comfy it's actually full now according to the Starbucks gimmick menu yeah quote unquote so you're drinking a spiced latte a pumpkin spice latte

a pumpkin spice latte and like 32 degree yeah this is a bit no because like so far this year the UK hottest months of what you see July August, June July Yeah, I'd say it normally peaks At July.

On average, July. July is the hottest, man. You're getting, like, really nice weather. Yeah, and then August it starts to sort of chill out. It's nice. It's like the perfect weather you can, like, go out in the night, shorts on, it's like a lovely weather. The perfect weather.

Yeah, not too hot, not cold. But July, we have the most amount of waneful ever. Like, July literally only waned. And it's miserable. Miserable. It's awful. And now we're getting our summer. mid-September and it is do you not like start questioning how how messed up seasons are

going to become with the continuation of climate change yeah because like you know what controversial topic like to some i don't know how because obviously greece has just had those horrible wildfires they're flooding greece is fucking flooding man yeah it's like what if i'm restart the up yeah but yeah no it it it's It seems like every year there's another like phenomenon. You know, just a totally out of the blue thing. And I mean, in the grand scheme of things, we are young and we haven't seen the variety of weather shifts.

Because you can't predict weather, weather is its own thing. There's things that affect it and whatnot. But in my head, growing up for the 26 years I've lived, it's been pretty consistent. Yeah. Like there are outliers, obviously, But we're getting, like, chunky stints of radical difference. Radical extremes.

Yeah. And it is... And, like, the winter that's just gone, normally, winter in this country is abysmal. Like, horrible, cold, bitter, nasty. This winter sucked. There was a few... Because, no, I leave work at, like, six in the morning. So, you know, usually it's like, you do get that horrible chill.

Yeah. It feels like winter, but then you get to, like, midday, and it's not... It's still, like, medium. it's like what this isn't cold this is like okay I'll be wearing like a coat like a winter coat and being like I'm too hot whereas in

August on a few days I had to wear my winter coat because of how much rain there was to keep me dry yeah like I don't know how you can have lived for at least two decades and not

believe that something is changing yeah because it's obvious because it's like when we were kids I you know obviously my perception of time back in that era where it was very strange because it's like we didn't have that block to know so the memories I do have of our childhood were very much like I remember

specific parts and I remember our bike rides and they were always summertime I remember those hot nights I remember that and that was always June July August and then it would be that horrible November in December where it was just like you're cycling to school your hands are freezing

like painful levels of cold and now it's like I get up in the morning in December and it's just like there's not cold it's like perfectly livable yeah it's normal

yeah yeah but this this is the thing this is like the the cruising of the planet into normal well you know

hell yeah well I don't think it's normal it's a bit just miserable isn't it well now it's just hotter which is miserable for someone like me

I'm a sweaty guy yeah yeah it's grim and yeah Obviously, Americans, we know, what 30 degrees is hot? Like, yeah, our houses are meant to, like, hold in heat for the winter. You know, we've got insulation and all this, you know, crap. We don't have aircon anywhere.

No one has aircon apart from the 0.01% of the country. And most, like, corporate buildings, they're all going to be, like, 80s, 90s buildings, right? It's only the most recently developed ones that are going to be designed of AC. Like, luckily, my work has AC, but you're going to be. going to work in a horrible old office building in humid 30 degrees, sitting on your computer doing crappy administration work, miserable, because you're not even comfortable, you're just miserable. And you go outside to get in your car to get a little bit of reprieve.

And what do you do in your car? Summer, I don't know how all this works. Traffic. If there's sun, there's traffic. Nobody's actually enjoying the sun. Nobody's enjoying summer because they're in their fucking car in traffic. I don't get it. It annoys me.

Yeah. Where we live, I do, I often don't see the point of like trips to the beach. Oh, fuck on. No, yeah, nah. Lovely jar assistant has brought us food. Fuck, this looks good. Anyway, you were saying. Um, welcome to the first, welcome to the first muck bang jar episode, everybody. we got a lovely um

oh it's like pork pork corma it's like it's a lovely it's a ricey pork bowl yeah with like loads of beans peas pork rice this is delicious

delicious delicious my my um my uh praises to the chef yeah genuinely No. No. Um, your opinion on beaches. This is what happens when Alex isn't here.

We're disorganized normally when we're trying to record. Because it takes this like two, three hours to decide what food and now we're just getting forward on. Like, this is just like a step up. We've improved. Yeah. Yeah. yeah this is awesome this is this is my favorite episode so far um great food but uh beach is right people are gonna fucking hate this episode though

let them it'll be a cult classic in like 10 years be at the fair festival yeah um beaches right yeah yeah i can't swim i think this is like this is an established jar thing When's the last time you were in water? I'd be embarrassed if I say it, boy. How many years? Seven. Really?

When was the last time you were in water? Like, what were you in a swimming pool? Okay, so I was in Portugal, okay. This was, you know, 2017, 2016. I couldn't swim. So my partner at the time was like, okay, let's help you learn to swim. Let's go to a swimming pool.

The swimming pool was one of, of Portugal's Olympic level swimming pools, right? So everyone there is, it's like on a, it's like Olympic tier that swim away. Uh-huh. And I like, I can't fucking swim. So I'm in the walls,

you're like, flapping about. You're flapping about. And the amount of disgusting looks I got as I'm like trying to like barely fucking swim. And actually embarrassing. Because that was a really good facility, like a really good, like proper pool and I can't swim.

Well, I kind of empathize with that. So I used to be an all right swimmer. Because I remember, like, in school, I got... Yeah, we were put into, like, different tiers. Yeah, yeah. And I think I was, like, in the top tier of swimmers or second top. I don't know. I was never, like, Alex was a good swimmer.

He's got more of, like, a swimmer's build. Yeah. But you were masculine. Well, I'm, like, dense. I'm, like, my... My body shape is sort of... like a cube. Hmm.

I'm quite cubic. You know? You're Jamie cubed. Yeah, and what happens when you throw a cube in water? Sinks. Exactly. I sank. I can swim, but I get exhausted.

That's why you need to do it more. It's because it's exhausting you. Oh, and let's talk. Apparently, you've been saying in our group chat recently, that your watch has been saying you are... I'm fat and ugly. No, it's not been saying you're fat and ugly It does

It doesn't But obviously you You everyone who watches the car Knows you've had some pretty mad gains As of late You've been going ham You're into like a really solid gym routine How much cardio do you?

Okay I warm up Yeah, you warm up I run on a treadmill For three minutes at the start of every three minutes Three minutes You might as I'm not even fucking bother to be honest

no it's a warm up I don't do it for cardio you know I'm not interesting like cardio is you don't get the same rush with cardio you know you just feel shit I mean that

I have been for like runs outdoors like proper runs yeah and when you get back and you're done and like you've caught your breath yeah it does feel great

yeah like the runner's higher I won't argue with that but in the moment it's dreadful It's the same as leg day. It's like your heart is pounding. Your body is desperate for like air. I've done a lot of damage probably to my lungs through years of smoking.

So I just feel miserable while doing it. Whereas when I'm lifting weights, it's like... You get the pump. You get the pump. You get that afterwards as like a reward while you're doing it. It's like you're counting. in your head, you know? And when you're running,

it's just like, please make it stop. Please make it stop. And time slows down. It's like, okay, I'm going to go for a 10 minute run. And you're like, look at your watch. You've ran for five minutes. Great. And then you keep running.

And you're going and going and going. And you're like, Jesus Christ. Like, I'm impressed with how long I've been doing this for. Look at your watch. You're at six minutes now. One minute is past. Like, time slows down so much when you're doing cardio. yeah it sucks

see one thing I've always found not massively impressive is like a triathlon right where you're doing that like swimming and then doing the bike and then doing the running I'm madly impressed by anyone who can do that and there's some people of my work

who are like take it seriously they like fly to Hawaii to do triathlons and Iron Man someone it's like that's amazing but I can't think of anything that that is like hell yeah yeah no no like swimming

running cycling I like to cycle Yeah, cycling is great We used to do that all the time I have considered Actually like getting a pop of bicycle And cycling again Because it's just is so nice

But I would never even like I would love to do triathlon But I'm in no shape too What is an Ironman It's sort of the extreme Is it more variations? No I think it's like the highest level Is it like

I believe Yeah Okay I think that's just like the peak of triathons. I really respect people that can do that because like I am not wired to be like that

I don't get as much enjoyment from that but even saying that when I was going for outdoor runs and you have like a route and you start and look on your watch see how much time it's taken you and then you just keep doing it for a few weeks and that time will come down

that's what you're chasing instead of like How many reps you can do of a certain way? It's like how long will it take me to do this run? Which is satisfying. Yeah, so I think that is a human cheat code. If you can turn something into numbers and make those numbers improve, whether that's increasing the number of... Improving numbers is just like, it's a dragon.

You seriously start chasing the dragon. It's the same with like motorsport. It's the same with anything like track base. because it's like, oh, I can save a second and that you're like gooned on that second and you go to the extremes to no, goon. Numbers are dangerous, man. Numbers are dangerous.

I fucking hate numbers. I think you lose a lot of what would be great men to the number chasing of destiny too. Yeah, like money's numbers, you're hyping up that money going up. But I don't care about my money going up because my bank only goes down. Yeah.

As long as, as long as that number going down equals a good thing. Yeah, get more horseback. Like, that goes down, that goes up. Yeah. Exactly. That's how simple humans are. You don't know, need anything deeper than just down up. Yeah, number.

Up down. Don't reference that. But what... Not allowed. What I'm meaning to say here is do not want to do more cardio judging it. your phones, you're what you're saying that you're... Um, yes, but... A, it's like fitting it into your life.

You just got to cut down on weights, half, half. But it's not like I'm in the gym every day, you know? No, you're not. I mean, it's like hard to squeeze that into my routine, and especially when it's fucking 30 degree weather. You don't even need to because you're just, just sweating. Yeah, yeah, the calories you burn just from like surviving in heat like this. Mm. Mm. But you're, you're totally right. You know, I should do more cardio. I think

everyone should. Yeah. I think getting your heart to beat faster like it's just healthy. You pump more blood, your, everything goes up. And but it means like you're, you're essentially training the muscle that is your heart. And you're making it more resilient That one of some of the healthiest like older people They're like cardio mad And they're fucking healthy at that age So I've seen older people like

In regards to like iron man's Someone I knew's dad was a British Olympian Ironman Wow He was maybe like 60 70 a time And fuck me you would not think so Looked amazing incredible Just because he was that like high spec at his like youth Like that's where you want to be

I would love to be, but at least this time for him. Honestly, you don't even have to, like, push it that hard. No, you don't have to be an iron one. Like, just move. Yeah. I was having this conversation with someone else yesterday. I was like, just never stop moving. Yeah.

You know, if you find yourself in a job where you're, like, sat. Yeah, fuck, get, leave. Leave. I mean, don't quit your job necessarily, but quit your job. Live in the woods. Yeah. Everyone should live in the woods, but that's a whole other thing. just find a way to move

find a way to move and keep moving and if you can't move them put some time aside to move you have to move this is thing if you if you you are like that and you're like living alone you don't have a dog

and you really want to exercise by water collie man that fuck that fucker will make you work no they'll be wanting that they'll be wanting that field and if you're not chasing them sprinting around fields not on that, they're going to ruin your life. They want that. Not even just Bordoghawleys, though.

Just dogs. Why don't think dogs, though, like more on that, they need that super high busy exercise. Yeah, yeah. But if you want to be... That can be too much for some people. Yeah, but if you are wanting to lead an active life, that could be the thing.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not safe. I was saying to someone else recently, we look at dogs. Like, we get a dog. And we're like, this is a little living thing. that I'm almost going to like treat as a person you know I'm going to like talk to it and stuff and blah blah blah

and it needs walks it needs exercise you know we need to take it for a walk but we don't look at ourselves and think we need to I need exercise yeah I need to move I need to like it doesn't even have to be like I need to go to the shop or I need to do X it's like

I just need to move you know so go for a walk go for a walk for the sake of walking you know so I do get a nice walk every day with guys and it's just like because I live a job where I'm not sitting down I'm always working on something

you know I'm active in my job in that my muscles are always being utilised so it's not like I need to go do myrofons and shit but you know being being healthy man is it's very good it's very good hmm and it's always something you should do jerking off it's not working out

sorry yeah and gooning yeah don't goon end gooning and gooning and gooning start eating pork um

like a healthy pork bowl um you know curry corma with rice and peas it's a very healthy balanced meal

one thing is just like anyone who's struggling to eat like a balanced meal fuck but get hello fresh get any of these food delivery companies because they are generally balanced meals there's always veg

there's always a good protein sauce and there's sometimes some macabre stuff in there but it's always balanced since my parents started getting hello fresh in I eat healthier because it's like

it had that effect on on me as well but it is expensive so what I'd say is for like two months yeah get the recipes get the recipes in paper form you do

get them with the thing yeah because you can like search all these recipes on the website for free and then buy the ingredients whatever yeah but it does make a difference having those physical paper copies so do it for a bit get that learn techniques yeah it teaches you how to cook it yeah and then you can you can adapt it with your own stuff exactly and i do it i'll add way more chili stuff yeah like if i'm making a corner of this like now i'm adding some chrida scorpion into the you get it really bubbling and it's like the best way if you're young to learn how to cook. See, and we're not even sponsored.

It's just a genuine, genuine, genuinely good service, but it is expensive. Yeah, but it is a useful thing if you are, if you grew up maybe in a house or that never taught you how to cook, you never like motivated to learn to cook. It's a great way to get in there and get skills and make better food that is balanced. Because it's just like, I, we went to yours and you're. I made one, and it was like this, like, completely vegetable-based one. I'm not, you know, you know me, I'm... Yeah, you're not a veggie fan.

I'm not, and I've always been a bit... Not recently, but I've always been a bit closed mind of the food. I'm not now. And I was just like, as soon as your mom told me, it's this one, I was just like, you know what? Yeah. And it was fucking delicious. Broccoli had this pesto sauce. Gorgeous.

Bro, pesto is next level. Yeah, I didn't realize it was that good on, like, vegetables. The pesto is awesome on everything. But, obviously, it's not those tins you get. It's obviously like a sauce made out of it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Hello, Fash should sponsor us for Will. They're actually sure. Yeah, we're the white, we're young. How annoying do you think the bowl scraping is going to sound? Comment down below how the bowl scraping makes you feel. Um. Mmm. Yummy.

Other thing. hmm the portion size is very accurate I know you go a bit OTC too because you're trying to gain but genuinely speaking for a normal human go on it's a perfectly reason to be sized portion yeah and you if you have a smaller being you're someone who I'm trying to wear this to not someone who someone who maybe doesn't have a big of a tummy is you maybe your partner maybe she just

can't eat as much you get the extra perfectly balanced as all things should be I bet no one's heard that in a while you know did you know eating every time it starts

we start going off from one about eating and being healthy yeah and then and then like we live our lives and we just do the toes opposite type yeah we're in front of our own advice

Fuck that Yeah No I think You have to be a bit of a twat To give advice on anything You think You're calling me a twat

Yeah I'm calling me a twat No I don't I disagree You can be a See this is a thing Because by giving advice You're putting yourself on a pedestal For people to judge your morality

And your compass I mean it's not so much about morals I get It depends what you're given advice on Yeah But I don't know, ma'am Are you saying you just don't ever want to give advice?

No, I'm saying... You're saying it ought to give advice on YouTube No, I'm talking about advice, you know? You should live your life this way It's like, well... No, you need to find your own path Yeah You need to fuck up really bad

Be broke Yeah, learn Yeah Struggle Yeah, struggle Yeah, struggle You're meant to struggle Humans aren't made for all this ease of use and convenience of life

Yeah, I was saying this just after we were talking about how great Yeah, how easy and convenient it is No, but like people go to extremes for convenience, you know But they won't do things if it's not convenient, you know, you order on your app You know what I did recently I got a new phone like maybe some time ago, don't yeah you did yep And on my old phone I was at the Starbucks app. And obviously I'll pull

up to a car park and order it and then walk in. I'm going to talk to anyone. I can't be bothered to download the app. Do you know what I do? I'll walk in and I'm like, can I get a shake an iced, oat espresso? Nice. I know, but it's just like the convenience it adds isn't real.

It doesn't actually add any convenience to you. No. It just makes you sadder. No, all people, all of these this convenience shit, they just want to detach you from people even more. Because when I walk into Starbucks, it's just like, no, talk to this person. It's like, a nice exchange, I get my coffee, I go home.

Why would you, why would you choose to order on your app? Yeah, it is, it is strange how everything is like going in a direction that's like, but let's remove as much interaction as possible. Like McDonald's. Yeah. You know? I do get the machines on some occasions, you know, but... Yeah, yeah, I mean, it is convenient.

And I'm not, I'm not bashing it, but it's like, it's, this, this is happening. like self-checkout shops you know like Amazon you know you don't need to go to a shop and like walk into a hardware place and be like yo you have you got any of this and then like it just doesn't happen anymore um wait it's like we're so connected but not you know wait we're not connected at all no no no we're disconnected we're disconnected we're connected to ourselves it's it's like a feedback loop straight onto a mirror and you just get dopamine from that feedback loop yeah you're just turning into nothing but a little yeah just become obsessed with only yourself and your mullah bougatty money

do you know what i'm not mullah bugatti money man mm-hmm so my advice to you is don't listen to anyone no listen to you yourself invent something and believe believe yeah we'll see you after these messages no no we're not doing messages hey it's me Zeus the god my fully endorse the jar media merchandise available in the description below Welcome to the second off of the show. This is the part where we go over to... We have this quite crazy thing called the jar...

Slash! No, um, are... Slash. Jar slash. Media slash Reddit. Slash. Where all ye filthy Reddit. with your masses of gold and likes and karma gather to ask the council various decisions.

So we've got a lovely little question here from a jizzar gizzard, jizzar gizzard. And it's a simple question of what are my homies listening to? But my answers will be pretty much the same as last time. Okay, next question. No, actually, like, nothing has changed. You seriously, like, that stagnant of a human. Yeah, I mean, what I tend to do is find an album and just stick with the album for a long, long time. You know, and then, like, I'm chasing the album dragon.

What have you been listening to that's new? Other than the Armid Core 6th soundtrack. Really, really great soundtrack. Really great soundtrack. I was listening to the Baltus music. Really cool. And I was getting hyped thinking about my failed attempts. I was so in the groove of trying to fuck that guy.

Yeah. And it's just like, man, this is fuck me. I really are such a good boss. And it's building up and it's like... You're like dodging as missiles and these gloom laser. Even though the likelihood is... You're getting fucked. You're getting messed.

stuff and you don't even really know what's going on. But you're in the goon, you're like, I'm fucking doing this. Yeah, it's, it's really exciting. Really good boss, but I'm listening to the Amher Call soundtrack. And emotional. Really emotional. Has a lot of emotion in that game. It does.

Yeah. And it's just taking me for a bit of a wide. But yeah, music-wise, yeah, just, I've listened to the Armour SoulCard core soundtracks. The Barbid Bore. Cyberpunk 2077 has a growth. It does have a great sound. really great songs and just my usual you know mixes on YouTube and whatnot yeah yeah but I do have actual yeah but you're not much has changed you know it's quite yeah no I've

been like calling back to the exercise stuff we were saying mm kill a Mike's latest album is really good to exercise to you I've not listened to yet I've I've I've it's been sitting there waiting for me it's killer Mike has often in his music has these like especially with the LP um influence stuff like he obviously he does all the production for RTJ and for what's rap music the album music yeah they're hard-hitting like bouncy ass songs but This latest album, Michael, has the gospel, like, stuff in it, calling back to, like, his...

The actual tito. The song on rap music, called rap music, is a gospel song. Yeah, yeah, and it's fucking slaps. It's amazing. Yeah, it's so grandiose, yet it still has those, like, gut punches that Killer Mike is awesome at. Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun and a reliable, um, a reliable album

to do your three minutes of cardio too you know what I'm saying yeah no it's fair we've got to put a Nissan from Neil Nulleson If the podcast didn't exist What would the Jowen be used for

Um Probably Oh hello women Hello women A little bit evil. Evil dog has entered the building. A cute dog. At least it's not the evil one.

I'm trying to think. It would probably be used for something morally ambiguous. Yeah. You know? Something... Quite funny, I imagine. Yeah. It'd probably be like a fucking Lego one. Or like a steak house.

Yeah, it's hard to know with Alex what he'd do with his house. Yeah. He goes through phases of really liking steak. so you might just turn it into like a grill room or a barbecue room type thing I'm not sure yeah we ask him yeah how are we supposed to know why are you asking us

you know this is a question from Witt Flood for future reference what songs would you like to be played at your funeral oh it's a hard one because you can be really edgy of it you could be so edgy of it yeah yeah or it can be really like

cringy sad with it or you could be be funny with it. Yeah. You know? Like, uh... I have a...

I know what mine might be. It'll be... Attack on Dyn's first opening. As the casket closes. Yeah, as it's going down. I was thinking, um... The song that SpongeBob sings. You know, winner takes all or whatever.

AI generated, though. Yeah. By Drake. Yeah. By DJ Khalid. Yeah, that would rock, actually. Well, just something simple. Like, um, we like to party by the Venga Boys. Yeah, that would be a good one.

That would be a good one. That would actually be an exceptional good one. Me. Right, mate. Funerals are weird, man. Yeah, I've never been to one. Nobody in my life has died. Good.

There's not many people in my life do die. I'm seriously not joking. My family is estranged from the rest of them. Okay, it's not my fault. Oh, there's a question for you. No. Surely not. This can't be happening.

Surely not. Question for gin. Dejin. Dejin. I've only played Demon Souls, Bloodbourne and Elder Ring. So far, my favourite is Demon Souls. I recently even got the Platinum Trophy for the PS3 version. Wow.

Can you please validate my opinion? I can't because I never played Demon Souls. Because I'm not a Cretton that played on a PS3. Yeah, why would you play on a PS3? That is... Yeah, if you... If the PS3 was your main console, then I'm sorry, but you had issues.

Probably family issues that you had to work. through at the time um maybe maybe further more deep-seated issues um but yeah i can't speak on on demon souls i've i've got a feeling it would kind of disappoint me to play it now yeah compared to dark souls uh i'm sure it would be nice if they released the the ultimate version or whatever on on PC as Sony tends to be doing that with things these days and I would play it but my expectations would be certainly lower but I cannot speak on it too much I'm disinformed are you not going to add it to your collection my collection like general grievance

Yeah. No. Not going to. I highly doubt it's better than Dark Souls. Yeah, highly, highly doubtful. I'm sorry. Got a question here from Geeky Noodles 1. If James is such an anti-authoritarian, why doesn't he love Jet SetWadio?

He also likes music, so it seems James would like such a property. I've listened. The soundtrack to Jet Set Radio is good. I have listened to it. enjoy it i enjoy some songs of it but and i've seen i've watched a lot of reviews about it and it just seems like a game that would not be fun to play i know nothing about it i know it's like cole and whatnot and it's you know you know fuck the big guy and whatnot but i'm not i think is i'm not going to play games that are miserable to play and that that's the main thing i don't

play games for anything else other than fun and dopamine Mainly dopamine. Yeah, dopamine is fun, you know. It's what we know what fun is to be, you know? It's the anticipation of fun, you know. Actually, you know, we've got a big question here, one we can maybe, maybe sink some time into. So this is from Annoidid.

Hey, boys, you keep talking about your Apex Escapade, and I'm a die-hard player and need to know more. Are you guys more casual or sweaty? Who are your owl's mains? How many kills do you, boys, have on their mains do you guys play ranked what wanked are you what wank are you who carries the squad does james play caustic like i assume do any of the boys have a 4k basically i'm asking do you have fun on the game or are you good at it and always sweating and screaming

we apex is our constant yeah it is our constant we go back to it the most i think out of everything. And I think out of all of us I've played the most. Yeah. And obviously there's the Apex video on the channel where I play. So if you do want to judge my gameplay, watch that. That's a good representation. I had some sweaty moments in that video. Yeah. So who are your mains, Jamie? Who do you play? Um, Octane. You do. You are a bit of an Octane. He's my most played character. He is. I hate Octane. I'm a big Octane hater. Yeah, that's fair enough Because he's fun as hell to play us

But the second you come up against him Or you have him in your team Nobody knows how to play him And nobody knows how to play him So you're always just messed Fucked in any situation Because they don't use Don't use him properly

Yeah It's supposed to be in and out You know, but Mm-hmm My other is Fuse Who I often play Fuse I think I honestly think Fuse

Might be Slightly overpowered Fuse has been in a closet a very good state for a very long time yeah you can't really count him of anything even though his ultimate is somewhat weak his tactical is too

yeah his tactical is amazing the suppressive power he has is no character's like him he's great I like playing fuse on occasion when I'm in that mood yeah he's he's like a I think he's a good entry character as well

he's like easy to understand but also really really good when at like high level play Yeah I don't I I wouldn't say We're too sweaty

It The cycle tends to be like We'll stop playing for a few weeks Go back on it as a group Have a chill time And do like weirdly well Because like the algorithm Isn't figured out

Where we sit currently Yeah So then we have a bit of fun And then we start having to like Try harder then we start trying harder and then we start getting angry and then we stop playing for a few weeks.

I've always played wanked since I've played wanked I've always got to like platinum I think but I wouldn't say I'm a sweaty player I'm not trying to meta game I don't care about winning or losing

I literally only care about like satisfying firefighters when you have a squad and you're back and forth in and you make the better play you kill them. That's where the dopamine is. That's where the magic of the game is.

When we make a push that is perfectly timed and we all, the only way I can describe it is when you're not communicating, but you're communicating. When you're all using your characters to their best individually and you fucking demolish. Yeah, and you're just sort of saying these one line, like bits of information.

This sweaty commenters can be like, that's sweaty gameplay, guys. But that's where it is. But when it's chill, when it's just like, like you can just say it you can it feels like if any of you have ever played metal get solid four there's like a squad of characters in that game that are linked by their um nanomachines yeah i know they know the exact squad and they like do these perfect

like things because they're communicating with each other when you're doing that in apex the satisfaction is it's a weird thing with apex because if we start doing that early on it's like this is going to a win yeah that's like that's like If you're not smashing people early on like that, it's very unlikely you're going to get a win. Yeah. Because once you're all in tune, when you're in that final fight, and it's all perfect and you get the win,

it's like dopamine sensual. Yeah. My controller does get like banged because I'm like so full of... Yeah, but you also get the apex shakes. Yeah, the apex shakes. There's been a few... There's been like one time where, you know, I had the most extreme apex shakes because we got downed,

you got downed and whatnot and our third got downed and this whole squad was pushing me and I was wafing with an R99 and it was just like in the zone. Yeah, it just was so cocky. Yeah, and you killed all three of them from memory. It was like the sweatyest, sweatiest thing, but I wouldn't say

it was sweaty. We generally do just jump on every other day and just play a few matches. Yeah. And they're always changing third so it's not like we're in a constant, you know, rank squad that is going to do well and, you know, do what. but no I don't play caustic

but this Camereto also had a few guesses here are my guesses the squad is casual and gets diamond every season they only play on the weekend after having a few drinks Alex Parfinder 5K kills 3K badge the fun one

he's on the games have fun but as a certain clutch factor to him not wrong that aspect is quite true Alex has actually singled against a squad and won the match for us when we were both down Alex has like he can enter this actually like ADHD goon fucking mind and like yeah yeah he's really weird but nine times out of ten he's like kind of away with the fairies

like I just like yeah it's like Alex come on along like supporting us or whatever and then it's like we get pushed and me Jim already gone and I it's just like what and then he's already dead you know he's it's like golden retriever in those moments when he clutches up I was playing with him the other day and we had this we did like a hot drop and like I died immediately and I was like, oh, we're fucked, just don't worry about it. And then he just mirages and just like wipes out a squad by himself. And this is thing, this is continued. Underneath the surface, he is a sweat to put a face value.

He's just a chill guy. He's a combination of Jamie and James. While he does want to hit clips, he doesn't necessarily care if he sells games for him. It's all about clips. He's not a clipper. No, he's not, but he does have that sweatiness there. Jamie Wraith Horizon

No and no 10K kills 4K 20 bomb The sweaty one He's on only to dominate He gets mad when one of the other boys Sell the game Even though his large game ego

Leads to games being sold more than anyone This seems like it's supposed to be me He goes largely underappreciated With how hard he carries the boys And Alex gets much of the credit no no to be honest when Alex does do it and gets those those carry moments we do he does get the the congrats he does get the credit when the credit is due yeah and then for me it's caustic 3k kills 2k badge the dad James likes to have fun but he's playing exclusively for the

win he doesn't care if this is a one kill 350 damage win so that's that's more like me yeah while the other boys want to frag out on hit clips James urges them to to go to zone and play buildings. His passive play style is annoying in pubs and in ranked it comes in handy. He plays the least and because of this he always wants them in even if it's boring. Completely one.

That's more Alex. That is Alex because Alex does play Quarostic. Yeah. But your one is mine. Yeah. Because I... Yeah, Raith Horizon. I am a Waith Horizon player.

I've played the game. I'm over 1,000 hours on Steam. 300 plus hours on Origin, maybe 200 plus on Xbox. You know, I'm pristine. I've played far more than that. I've played a lot and I I've gooned that game but I am the sweaty one pretty much

I have like stupidly clutch good moments at times I find I'm either overly sweaty and I get like too into it and angry and shaky or like my brain is just not engaging and then I'm just trash but I'm the one who usually at this point for the last two seasons

I've exclusively played wave because my three are Waf Valky Horizon. I played Horizon mainly during her season but I didn't sweat as her. I didn't use her like broken. Broken ability at all. She is my top three. I haven't used Valky since one of the recent updates because her ultimate is kind of useless.

She doesn't really have a place anymore because her mobility isn't really useful. So I've not really been playing at her. she's outclassed by a lot of other characters yeah but I've I've been I've played waf since date one and I wouldn't say I'm a really sweaty wave because we know the sweaty waifs

I'm not that level of sweaty but I mean you're you're limited purely by the fact you use a controller yeah um I'm always a I'm a controller player because my eye yeah and I think I think that's where I get the edge in my sweatier moments

is purely just like I I have the hard to actually be able to outperform Yeah, you can't perform against a controller against a mouse and keyboard Yeah It's but I'm the one who will do Who won't communicate and do pushes into buildings and die

You know, I'm that kind of person But when I'm like Tune in with Wraith and plopping those portals Yeah, saving the team But we all do that thing where we're like Kind of checked out from the team And whether it's you just running ahead into a fight And you just assume everyone's with you

Or like my one will be like you guys have run off and I'm still just like sat around looting just like chilling having a chat and I'm like oh wait yeah I'm actually playing this it is like an RNG of how the vibe's gonna be when we do play

yeah and if it's like an after work thing then the chances are it's it's more of an excuse to just like chat shit than it is to actually like get wins and I've all say when you are having a few drinks that's when Apex is like the best yeah because you're both like

sweaty but you're kind of a bit pissed and when you lose it's like it's funny you don't care so much but yeah for the best representation watch our apex videos but all there we're all talking at the time so I'm playing when we're doing a set up so you can judge gameplay there and obviously I'm playing

his wave but I bought every every wave skin I'm a fucking dumbass yeah I'm a fucking dumb ass I'm a dumb ass I'm a dumb ass that should probably bound up this episode

Do you reckon? Yeah. A bit of a short little Ice Spice one. Little Ice Spice one. I have been listening. No, no, not Ice Spice. I've been listening to the good version of Boys a Liar, without Ice Spice. What, you hate Ice Spice? I don't like Ice Spice is bit in it. No. Pink Panther's his solo song, Boys A Liar. It's great. I love it. Okay. I'm not an Ice Spice fan. I'm not. Okay. I'm not. I believe you for a second. Yeah, but that's, that's it. We'll see you next episode for the Ice Spice one. And it'll be twice as long. Twice Spice.

No, it won't be twice as long. We need to cut, we need to get Alex to cut these cars down. We're giving them too much content. Yeah, true. We're not, you don't spoil your fans. You drip feed them. Yeah, we need like a jar battle pass. Yeah, no, not season pass.

With micro transactions. battle pass with a season pass unlockable at level 50 at the battle pass yeah jar media battle pass I just shit out my ass bawled it on my PC because I need me to get that fort

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