JAR Media Posdact - The Madagascan Characters - Corncast 32

Episode Date: March 8, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:03 Comment Barrel 10:34 Alex Watched Modern Family Guy 15:34 10 Year Toy 16:31 Elden Ring Leak 25:31 Spotify vs YouTube Music 31:14 Mid Break & Patron Names 40:24 Reddit Questions 40:41 Ruben's Meeting Stories (Again) 44:05 What Choc Brands are Dark Souls Bosses? 47:15 Name one thing in this photo 49:12 Cartoon Animals 52:36 Is Ryan Reynolds Cringe? 54:56 Normal Health vs Bodybuilder 1:00:29 Thoughts on the Bioshock Franchise 1:09:55 A Baby Yoda Theory (Mando S2 Spoilers) 1:14:38 Bullseets PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY 

Everybody will be eating all the chicken tonight If I just search chicken tonight on YouTube Will it come up I'm trying the same thing myself But it doesn't seem to be working Chicken tonight Quite All that comes up is FNAF Cheeker Animatronics

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How did you find it? Everybody will be eating all the chicken tonight and scroll down for like four videos. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast number 32. I'm your host, Alex, joined as always, by James. James's dad. James, you're there? You can have to take that back, otherwise I'm not talking. When you were going to the toilet before we started recording.

No, you don't have to tell me. I know what's happened, but you've got to take it back. What do you mean to take it back? We introduce me. As, um, okay, I'm joined here today by Tyler Durdon himself. Good morning, it's me. And, uh, on the other side of the equation, audio jungle Jim. Hello. And last but not least, Gamer Rubin.

Yeah. Before we get too deep into the show, want to shout out the patrons who make the audio version of the show possible and get special shoutouts in the middle of the show. We've got a bit of a comment barrel we need to get around. This one's, uh, I don't know, it's almost stuff in at the seams with how much content, so I don't want to dilly dally too much. Let's scrape into the bottom then. Biorno Pizza has an update regarding shaving balls,

which we kind of mentioned a little bit last episode. Update, I was listening to Jha while shaving my balls again. my Monday morning routine, and I actually cut them. I laughed at a funny moment and made a decent-sized cut on the part of my penis where the balls end and the bottom of the shot begins. This happened before my question was read, so it's almost as if Ruben prophesied my injury. Oh my, it hurts so bad.

Now I've got a huge band-aid on my balls slash shaft, and I'm waiting for the bleeding to stop. Okay, so my question is, have you guys ever had any penis-related injuries or close calls. One time I slipped in the shower with a hard with a hardy and landed on my penis. I had to call 911 and wasn't able to use it

for about six months. What? I don't slip and land on it. Are you making this up? He's making this up for Reddit God. This is Reddit gold. He's trying to get Reddit gold. He did get one of the Reddit seals. He did get the seal. He did get the seal.

He can't. He can't hold on your own car. I don't think it's possible I think it's possible Willie injuries though because what pops into my mind was the one and only time I ever used or I ever got my nuts caught in a zipper in a fly

I only made that mistake once That is horribly painful I think I've done the same Everyone has to do every guy has to do it though I mean I've cut myself With a pair of clippers

Only just like a little Nick Yeah And not you know anywhere like Super Sensitive or anything Chase M has one for us If I were a fly on the wall I'd go back to the historical event

Of the creation of Pissadik Then I'd be 100% certain That James was in fact The creator of it Jack Marshall has one Following on from last week Can James express his opinions On Slender Man

Um No Well that's not an option You have to answer it My opinion on Slender Man is that The Jarm Media Playthrough of it got deleted Jarm Media Playthrough That didn't exist I'm afraid

It was, it was the main host was John Jack Diamond Left a comment saying my favourite thing you do Alex Is when you mention any of the obscure songs used in the bionical commercials. It may seem a bit cringe to a lord like you, but I still listen to all of these songs, even the most mundane. I want to ask you if you can rate the songs from best to cringe. I only know three, that being the Paraka rap, the Gravity Hurt and the... The Paraka rap isn't a song?

Yes, it is. It's not a song. What you're gonna do? It is. Yeah, it is. a song. There's a whole song of it. So it's a song. Yeah. Baraka, go put. Yeah. It has the whole. Well, there's, to me, there's a difference between a song that's written for, for like an advert compared to, like. All of the Bionicle songs are written for the adverts. Are they, wait, are you serious? Yeah, Gravity Hurt's is made for Bionicle and that waterworm was too. If you listen to the lyrics, they're actually talking about, like, bionicle shit. Yeah. For freedom we rise That genuinely makes them so much better Yeah it does

That's awesome What's the best one? Oh sorry yeah I think Gravity Hurtz is the most biological one to me With the Paraka rep Being my personal favourite But Gravity Hurt's is the best one

Doug Walker fan 27 has one Howdy Minger's first time commenter here, I have a jar-related story that I made a Reddit account just to tell. My university uses Zoom for online classes, so naturally I made my Zoom background dick the head to entertain myself. Didn't think it would be a big deal, but in my psychology class today, I was message privately by my professor saying that my Zoom background was, quote, severely triggering a few students.

And if I didn't change it, I'd have to leave. I nearly got booted from a Zoom meeting for a jar meme, but it was worth it. that's pretty good I wouldn't say that's worth it if it was an actual trigger to someone I think that's quite horrible but I

why he was trying to get triggered with me is that really what you're going to fill out how I need more context what do you mean that you think it's just absurd to be triggered by the

yeah like I need more context on why they're getting triggered by dick that yeah adventurous airline has a penultimate comment Alex I personally need to thank you my girlfriend and I watch the Madagascar trilogy this week I was asking her to watch them because I wanted to know why you're so attached to them and she likes animated movies the first two are quite insufferable

escape to Africa is some funnier parts but it is completely devoid of any passion or creativity it's the best one now this completely changes with Europe's most wanted it was our first time watching the third we'd both seen the first two before and it might be one of the greatest films I've ever seen. So many creative visuals, actual good comedic moments. I couldn't stop laughing at some moments. It was one of the most mind-blowing experience that I've ever had. I always thought you were kind of bullshitting your love for Madagascar, but I get it now.

I've seen the light. I'll be picking up the Blu-ray for the third one. Thank you. I'm triggered at that. The third one, I don't like the third one. The second one is the funniest one. The second one is the best one. It's so funny.

The third one has a comedy moment. Oh, comedy moments, ooh, Afro circus, whoa, comedy, fuck you. The third one has the best, like, it's got a concentration of quality for, like, the first third. The second they get on that train. Yeah. No, no, Brian Crenston's character's funny. No, no, it sucks, the train sucks. It's so boring.

Escape to Africa, it's fucking stupid. Start to finish, it's fucking stupid. I think it's just being a little bit too mean. It's Africa based... Yeah. Europe's wanted cringe. I've genuinely had, like... Not tears in my eyes, but let's say wet eyes

when that song starts playing. And Alex is dancing and his dad's like, oh shit, this is kind of cool. Yeah, but I get that with the Katie Perry sequence in the third one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you don't. Ignite the light. No, you don't. Even you admit that bit is that actual just dream works trash. Oh, I just find it funny that it seems to be the rule is everyone agrees the first one sucks and it's just a flip of the coin if two or three is going to be your one.

The first one does suck a lot. It's not funny. Let's round off this section then from a patron message from if James is piss a dick who is shitter-ass. Hey Alex is the one who brought up shit or ass. who brought up shitter ass i feel it's necessary to clarify i don't think shitter ass is pisser dick's enemy i think he is more the robin to the batman the shadow to a son agree that drinker mouth is piss of dick's arch nemes arch an enemy shitter ass has always been viewed as a sidekick in my eyes thank you and i mean shitter ars is knuckles

they're not superiors is my problem i'd say it's it's closer to like a gang like you know the paraca as gang or the paraka gang yeah either works shit a pisa drinker coming through some pretty crazy stuff's happened um in the last week uh i'll start with my topic first um just want to say uh i've i i found something buried on uh disney plus which made me quite pleased um i'm not they just one what is it there's it there's it there's there's an entire stars section which I guess is like an American TV network or something

yeah yeah yeah but that network is what houses Family Guy, Family Guy Cleveland show So I figured I put my money where my mouth is and go and just watch some of the best Family Guy episodes now that the whole thing is just there

on Disney Plus I have Disney shit about the Simpsons while we're recording Yeah my So I was like I was really curious how the newer family guy is because I used to watch it God, it would have been like 2010

sort of era family guy so it's been a long time I jumped in season 18 it's like the latest season on there that they have um dude like we joke about how we remember

family guy and how fucking bad it is but the state that it's in now is that it's actually like embarrassing to watch every episode has like a five minute section where they just do that you know they've always done it where they just have a joke that they just stretch out and just elongate as like weird filler it feels like they don't have enough content for each episode so it's just full of like filler shit and like random stock footage that they tried to make funny and just it's it feels like a scam it's so bad um the particular standout was a an episode where stewie feels

ignored by Brian so he steals some of his DNA and then creates like a pregnancy machine that injects Stewie with Brian's DNA and makes him pregnant with like Brian's puppies and Stewie like gives birth to a litter of he gives birth to a litter of puppies and then like the episodes end the episode ends with um Brian just saying to Stewie oh, I just wasn't talking to you much because I thought you were in a bad mood and then they agreed to just like kill all the puppies.

That was a pretty standout episode a moment to me. You're going to check out any Epps, Jim? Now you know it's on Disney Plus? I want to know what you think is better. Current Simpsons or current Family Go? There are a smaller collection of great Family Guy episodes than there are Simpsons episodes. it's just more trash with family go

the thing just from hearing that plot like a kind of I'm kind of just intrigued because it sounds like the writers does Seth MacFarlane write it or does well no they have a series of like dice and wheels and then they like spin wheel

yeah but you have the self-art joke where it's like written by novels yeah but it seems like even even the novels have given up. They're just saying fuck shit.

Yeah, I actually I watched the the death episode. I watched that episode in full because I'd never seen the whole thing. It's such a fucking bad episode. It's so bad.

I can't believe how fucking awful the episode is. Like watching that reaction video that we did on JAR where there was like guy watching it and crying. I can't believe. leave it like watching the episode myself because it like really shifts gears and goes really

serious and tries to get you to be invested in Brian's like emotional death. It's totally fucked. Um, and just not funny. Have you, have you guys seen that video in YouTube that's like the death of family guy? Yeah.

The show really should have just ended. The just kill Brian and end the show. Well, because yeah, they kill Brian and they replace him with this other dog. He's like an Italian dog, and I guess the fans hated him as well. Family Guy. Yeah, I know you'll be checking it out, James, but I wanted to throw that out there. It does piss me off, like, things just can't end.

Family Guy, like, is, there's a lot of shit surrounding Family Guy and within it. But there's genuinely some funny shit as well. Yeah, I did actually have a few laughs. I didn't have a few laughs when I jumped over to the Cleveland show for a few episodes. Yeah, I don't think that was ever funny. Yeah, it's just not funny. Yeah, it's terrible, actually. Bob's Burgers, though. Fucking hilarious.

Yeah, I've never seen that one. You're missing out. You haven't seen it. And final thing to note, I just want to say today, March 6th, It's the 10th anniversary, I guess, of the first video I put on YouTube, that being the most action-packed toy in existence of the Thunderbirds toy, like doing a slight movement. Yeah, so that's something of no.

That means it's going to be Pissadix's 10th anniversary soon, surely. Yeah, next year, surely, right? No? Is that 2012? Surely that was 2011, too? Surely it's, yeah, surely it missed it. If not sooner. Not if that was the first.

Oh, this is public I'm probably made videos before this Yeah, oh okay Then yeah, piss a dick His birthday has already happened He's well past 10 Um I know

I don't know if you prepared a topic Jim But I know this would be something You'll probably want to talk about anyway But I assume you saw the Eldon Ring leaks Yeah, well So it exists Somewhere

I mean I watched Oh, did you not watch the trailer? I watched something. Have you seen the footage? I have. Yeah, I've seen everything, I think, that leaked. It's incredibly hard to, like, even see what... Yeah, and they're, like, filming it.

And it keeps changing clips and stuff. Yeah, and there's, like, watermarks all over the screen. What are you saying, you don't believe it then, or? Um, no. Well, you just can't judge it because you can't tell what you're saying. Yeah, like, I can't pass any sort of... But the only thing I hope it means is that we're actually going to get a gameplay trailer soon. Apparently it was an internal trailer that leaked.

So I'm not sure if it was intended to be seen by anyone outside of the studio. It looked kind of like jank and rough what I saw. It looked like Dark Souls 1. Yeah, it looked like Dark Souls 1. So we saw the same thing then. I would say it looked like what an open world Dark Souls would have to look like. Yeah, I wouldn't say it looks like Dark Souls 1, that's being a bit too harsh. No, it does look like Dark Souls 1.

If you look at the animations and shit, it's like, yeah, this has a Dark Souls 1 quality. Like, there are spells that I just, there was like a spell on it that I'm like, that's a Dark Souls spell. I've seen that before. It's just the same animation. That's not a bad thing, because I assume it's like provisional, you know, for the time being. I assume it's, none of it is like anywhere near ready to be shown to people. And it's a shit camera recording a screen at some distance, so you can't truly make out what is being displayed. What about the idea of some of the mechanics like the Skyrim, like dragon, like combat in an open environment where you have dragons like flying around and horse combat too?

Yeah, well, that's one thing that makes it sound or makes it seem real, because they're, said the game from what I understand that the game is going to be like multiple Dark Souls levels spread around across an open world map and you go using a horse to like go between them right so it'll be like the original Dark Souls sort of design where you can do like do it in whatever order you want sort of thing I don't know I liked what I saw in the trailer like with the you know the classic kind of messed up designs of the creatures and stuff like that seems like the appeal to me

because I can't think of any open world game that has that kind of they are um they're finally going to have their their like true Zelda comparison happen they're going to have it also be the it's just like it's Zelda but in the trailer as well they

you can see a bit where the player character is like crouching and sneaking around so I wonder if Sekiro was like jumps as well. What if this is the best game ever made? I mean, it very well could be. It could actually be the most, like, yep,

we've been slowly building up to it for years. Even Dark Souls 2, you know, even Dark Souls 2 with practice. Well, I genuinely think from software is, like, if there's going to be a best game released anytime soon, it will be done. Yeah, I mean, what have we got?

Nintendo. Yeah, now on CG project of, like, fallen away. Yeah. kind of gone back to being the true darlings who else is even on the same level of them in terms of i probably guess it is just like Nintendo but people don't really jerk off Nintendo studios like they do uh like from specifically obviously like it's weird because like rock star just sort of like tarnish themselves constantly

the fact that they have to make an online that's like dog shit uh so everything that they do gets sort of they kind of undercut themselves a bit in terms of like And it's so popular as well that Contrarians are like, oh, actually Red Dead Redemption 2 isn't that good. It's actually just like bad. I guess it's just Rockstar kind of, though, they exist in their own weird bit. Yeah, Nintendo and From Software. I just feel like FromSoft are the only devs making like gamey-ass games. Oh, Nintendo make game-y-ass games, but they make one every eight years.

Yeah, and they're just for a different demographic. I don't know. Yeah, it's more. Like, The Souls series is way more edgy and, you know, it doesn't shy away from violence and horror kind of stuff. But also, it never treats you like you're a dumb, dumb baby. Yeah, yeah. It is opposite philosophy with, like, when you die in a Nintendo game too many times, it, like, plays itself for you. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I was mostly just curious how you thought it looked, because, I mean, I'm intrigued by the idea. I don't know, I'm curious how, is it, if it's going to be, like, co-op or how that's going to work? I do hope there is Dark Souls-ish co-op, if not even more a bit co-op-y. I don't know about that, but my main worry, because since, like, a cyberpunk, I just don't want them to bite off more than they can chew. It is a fear, isn't it? it's it yeah because in my eyes cd project red were like they didn't have any limits they could do whatever they want to take as much time as

they needed they still chose to be fucking idiots yeah i mean that's the thing from software i don't think you would ever see from software being um forced to publish again like being forced to release a game sooner uh than than they wanted to i don't ever see i feel like they're very well organized as well as the studio with the director dude whose name is Miyazaki. He knows what he's doing when he's making a game. That was the other thing, as I was saying it,

I was thinking that, and also they're quite organized. But some reason I couldn't articulate it. My brain was like, you know what you want to say. And it's very simple, but I'm not going to think about saying it. Just going to ignore it. Where a CD Project read, there was no reason for them to release that game as soon as they did. None at all.

It was a financial reason, and that was it. yeah yeah they could have just hit christmas in two years time and everyone loved them the most amazing game that's two two more years of uh money as well i guess they just should have i don't know maybe thought about it more before they were fucking stupid and pissed those of money down the drain and then made everyone angry this is this is when you kind of need like an orteur i guess um yeah because if you don't have a a clear vision for something that you're set on doing and you have these projects that involve hundreds of people and halfway through it you're just like

you know I'm I'm just going to change it I don't I don't really feel like doing that the industry's headed in a different direction so let's kind of change and do this instead sometimes you're all turkin and they're just harming things though if they're like yeah I mean you look at this I've got this grand idea and everyone's like this is dumb Kevin Costner don't make water world and he's like I mean the best example to me is Kojima yeah like say what you will about that stranding but he fucking did it he did it like he made it he released it it's it's of quality like his

vision was made yeah I'll always prefer like a big risky or tour project over like a incredibly bland comatose like Ubisoft yeah trend chasing group you know built by committee kind of stuff do you have much interest in it alex after now that you've played through a from soft game um really depends which way they i think it's going more into the dark souls thing i think there's a quote of miazaki saying it's it's more of a dark souls extension than like a securo or anything one i really like the securo the simplicity of it if it's more about like the RPG stuff i'll have to wait and see just like how it feels and how it runs and everything but more likely to play

this one I reckon I kind of want to play Dark Souls 3 but yeah you totally should um I from the sounds of it it's got the potential to be

Dark Souls like that doesn't have a rush development Dark Souls where the whole thing is good instead of just half a good game and then it's what everyone wants so

there's nothing I can say it about it. No, I was going to move on, James, to you told me to note down Spotify. Oh, yeah. I don't know what that means, so take it away. It's nothing but a small, small subjects,

but I recently moved from Spotify to YouTube music, and YouTube music is the better service. That's all, that's all I'm going to say. What do you prefer about it? The free version of Spotify is absolutely terrible. in every tense of the word

and I've cut down like 10 pound a month to use free YouTube which is better than free Spotify and the good thing is obviously because it takes all your Spotify data anyway your music's still there YouTube music is actually better than Spotify

that's it so it has your whole library on YouTube music that would have been on Spotify what do you mean by pretty much why do you say pretty much because it's just like if I've listened to songs only on Spotify and then I'll go to YouTube music and boom, it's there. So like it does, like, you know

how everyone got upset over epic games because they were scanning your Steam library. YouTube music is doing that with Spotify. Oh, right, yeah. It's like that, but honestly... So does that mean you have YouTube premium, then? No, I don't need it. Because there's no...

The ad you get on YouTube music are the same as the normal YouTube ads, which is 100 times more, like, bearable than... Oh, if you signed up for Spotify Premium, every fucking song. Nah, it's a, it's like a, it's a day and night type thing. YouTube music is just that much better.

But you're saying specifically in the case if you want a free account for the services. No, not even that, because it's like, I'm paying for Spotify to listen to music. But your complaint for Spotify is that it has ads, which it wouldn't have if you have premium. But I can get basically the same experience from YouTube music without paying.

That's the difference. saving money it's not it's not the same though is it for me it is because I'm not like a you know music every every second my day I'm like you know I only listen while driving and spending the amount I do on Spotify for a worse experience just didn't make sense to me no but you're only saying it's a worse experience if you're not paying for it but it's like YouTube music is a better experience because I don't pay for it so it's instantly better because I'm not paying for it, you know?

It's just a money thing. That's all. That's all I wanted to say. People will hate me for it because Spotify's like the darling. I don't think anyone's actually going to rally that much against you. Good. Spotify, you know, could be replaced. If there was an identical service and it was called Fuckify, everyone would just use that one.

Yeah, they just wouldn't give a shit. It was called title. The title problem was it was so expensive. Can it all go off of the music quality is like super specific? Yeah, that was supposed to be the hook. But the trouble is it's too expensive for anyone's care. Wait, what was he? Idel.

Dingle fire, yeah. Dingle? Yeah. I thought Dingle was an actual, like, music streaming thing. You're thinking of Rungle. Should we make a Rungle? make a podcast this is called dingle

this is something though podcasts on Spotify are very annoying the whole system is it's not built for it on the app like on your phone

it's fine but on desktop you you can't save you can't save episodes oh really yeah so if there's like a big podcast that's got hundreds of episodes and you want to listen yeah for example let's say you want to find the Elon Musk one well he's done multiple so that's a nightmare you've got to search for the

specific episode and then if you want it to like stay at the top of your thing you have to like listen to it so that you can continue listening to it later you can't just press a button and save it to listen to it later you have to like that's stupid it's it's really poorly done and I feel like that is actually a big strike against Joe Rogan because all of his stuff used to be on YouTube really easy no I think his um his channel now is significantly worse sometimes like it's just clips on there now and it is weird I was watching some of the the latest Elon Musk episode of like Joe Rogan the other day um and it is weird not having a comment section it makes it feel like really detached from any conversation or something it's very like insular and like tucked away it feels i know they're

like working on putting in comment sections or something but i don't know it's like so many people have tried to do their own version of youtube or their equivalent thing and yeah just never worked I think Joe Rogan made a huge mistake going to Spotify Should I don't think he looks at it Yeah, he made loads of money Yeah Will his show have the same longevity It may have had otherwise?

I don't know Maybe not, but he's really rich Yeah, well I do think it should be on Spotify I just don't think it should be exclusive to Spotify Yeah In that case We're back off to these messages Life can be a dick sometimes

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questions head over to the jail media subreddit where there's a suggestion thread we can ask us whatever you like. Diabetic bear, sorry, beer, it's going to start us off. For Rubin, I'm sure we've answered this before, but how was it meeting

Jamie and James for the first time? What were your first impressions of them and Alex? Ruben didn't like me and Jamie. He only liked Alex. What? That's not true at all. I just didn't like you, James. I know.

I know. I felt that one. I didn't like you either. I was just like, fucking Ruben. You were just kind of like a prick. I wasn't know. I was just fucking weird.

Well, that's the thing. It was like, I couldn't, I couldn't form like a cohesive, I couldn't make an understanding. There was no like back and forth. I was like, I don't know how to play social tennis with this guy. I can't do it. So I just didn't. That was it.

It's like that of everyone. I just didn't like exist socially. I was just a loser. But it was at an after school science club, which my mom wanted me to go to so that I would do better in science. But we didn't do any. anything like that it was meant to it. It was just like fun shit.

The teacher was trying to do something that was just quite like fun. Yeah. Slime. Slime balls. We made slime balls. Yeah, there was some slime. I remember making the slime. I don't remember doing anything else. We got Nickelodeon slimed. Yeah, we got Nickelodeon slimed.

We used a bunch of burners to melt marshmallow and then put them in between biscuits. That was the last one I went to. Yeah, I don't think I went to me. I don't think I went to many. But it would have been there that I would have met Jamie and James and John 117. You know, in my head I was like, I swear there was a four,

for some reason I'd like invented like a fourth person. Oh, I know, I know. Yeah, no, I've got, yeah, yeah. That's why we don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The legendary third J. You were friends with Alex on Xbox before that though That's how you do

No, because this Me and Rubin met Just before we first got our Xboxes Yeah But I'm pretty sure I met Rubin before then Oh yeah no we did a enrichment It was in year 7 It was an enrichment

I met you and Dan Because you just sat there You meant to go to the advanced class But you just didn't say anything So you just sat there and messed around Of like a grunt animation or something? Was that you?

I don't know. No, maybe that was the legendary third J. Yeah. No, I think James, were you there? Was James there? I made a one animation, yeah. Oh, it was James.

Because I was sat between Alex and Dan, and I think you were there as well. I was just there because I hadn't been able to do the thing that I'd originally wanted to do, I think. I don't know. I don't remember why. There was just these three weirdos laughing at animations.

just in the corner and that's boom us the next band it was mostly just like because I was also sat in the corner because that's where I gravitated towards was like yep let's go over here nice and out the way probably just looking at like bullshit animations

like classic YouTube shit and Newground shit oh yeah yeah and like flash games and not animating anything um their last part of the question question says now on to the actual

question, what chocolate brands are Dark Souls bosses? So, ceaseless discharge, we'll start with the worst, that's Hershey. Mielker. Yeah. Shafka! No, it's Hershey. It's Hershey. Come on, Jim.

Be real. It's trying to hurt and upset games. Okay, okay. Okay. Head of chaos is Milker. Fuck. God of Chaos. Who's Cadbury? Cadbury? I don't know.

What's a really just sort of like all right boss? you know what's it really are we considering like Dark Souls 2 in this at all the dog is the best chocolate maybe should we just keep it like simple Dark Souls 1 and maybe a little bit

I think that Gundir like first if I with Gundy that's like dairy milk you know it's like a nice little orange imagine a new player though you know one of your first chocolate experiences is probably Cadbury if you're from this country yeah that's very true

and it's just like a good decent entry like yep this is chocolate and yep this is a boss in Dark Souls what about Galaxy uh

gun deer the next time you fight him like pretty much the same thing because you all probably bear at the game as well that implies it's better though galaxy isn't better than dairy mountain well yeah I don't like it either but it's sort of like a really nice parallel isn't it you know

it's reversed galaxy is like what little baby think is the good thing but then the actual good thing yeah later on there are any others that want to think of you got like lint

Lynn Lynn is Gwyn I was gonna say that lint and all of it's like you know weird little offshoots that it has of like you've got the different sort of lynn you've got the different fancy tiers of it you got lint this and lint and door and

whatever that's like um the two the princes the two princes that's what i that's where i went with it i was just thinking like a lorian is it lorian i don't know yeah i was thinking gwen because like lint is good but no like there's less depth to it it's less depth to it after you've experienced it more than once you know no that's fucking bullshit what the fuck are you are about i'm with jim lin it's not like that i'm a james No, Lin, why is so good There's so many levels to Lynn

I can't know that it Fuck these guys Let's go make our own podcast If you're thinking about a lint With less levels You have to have M&S chocolate That's literally lint but worse So that's the last boss

From Dark Souls 2 I don't even know the fucking name of that The Queen loser Queen Amadala Yeah Queen Amadala from Dark Souls 2 Can we actually get to the whole question, though, which is what bosses are the Madagascan characters? Shut, the Madagascan characters.

Ork tooth has our next one. Have you guys seen that picture of a room that is full of objects that are sort of recognisable, but also not at the same time? It was uploaded a couple of years ago on Twitter and made quite a stir, likely because of just how disturbing it is to look at. If you search Name One Thing in this photo, you should find it immediately.

Have you guys seen this? I'm doing it. I'm looking at it. I remember when it came out, when I searched it up for the jar dock earlier, and it is frustrating to look at, that's for sure. What am I searching? Search Name One Thing in this photo. Oh, this thing. Yeah, I'd definitely seen it before. I don't really know what I'm looking at

Well yeah, that's the whole point bro Because it's been like It's been like adapted and blurred So it's actually like impossible To actually make out anything that's in it How does it make you feel? How does it make me feel? Like if I was

Looking at a piece of art Yeah or if you're looking at like a Rochechart test or something Um It's It's overwhelming It makes me feel as though so the image could represent like a mind space

a current mind space sort of like a dirty room a mine palace yeah yeah so you've got to sort of swipe the good out I'd say it gives me hope swipe the good out yeah like if you were Sherlock like swiping stuff I'd say I'd say it robs me of hope

really and just yeah just just looking at it talking about it it robs me of life this whole this whole image this whole concept of this so I guess we're done with this image then yeah it's not very good

yeah I mean what's to say imaginary eggplant one has one I think this question will be more focused towards James but you're all more than welcome to answer I have an interesting topic going from the cartoon Miltf segment in the last cast I was talking to my

made the other day about animals being weirdly attractive in movies. For example, Nala from the Lion King. Although she's just a lion, there's just something about her. Or another great one. Lola Bunny. Can I ask why this is aimed at me? I don't like

where it's going. I've got to finish reading it. Or another great one, Lola Bunny. I don't think it's about the species, but more so about the person that the creature embodies. My friend, on the other hand, completely disagreed and said how disgusting that was. What are your lads,

two cents on finding cartoon animals attractive. I don't never have, never will. I don't know, man. So you have a problem with Lola Bunny, James? Have you been here at that controversy at the moment that's complete bullshit?

Because they redesigned Lola Bunny to be less sexy. They didn't know. The photo they're using is fan art. No, but in like... I mean, if you're seen Space Jam, it's like genuine porn. In the reiteration of that character though, in like the normal show, she doesn't look like a Nicki Minaj or something.

Yeah, I know. Like, what is there to say? I don't see a cartoon furry animal think of herking off. They definitely do put a lot of pervy shit in these movies. So like, like in Who Frame Roger Abbott with his wife. Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit, yeah, and it's like the fucking... That's different.

It's a meme. It's like a joke that, like, animates love drawing, like, bouncing titties and fat asses and shit. So, like, of course, the sexuality comes up. Of a lion? Yeah. That's the question. I don't really understand the Nala one, but like, the Lola Boney one, for example. Lola Boney.

Oh, right. It's an animal. Jessica. Rabbit is a human. Yeah, yeah, it's confusing because they're both. They're anthropomorphies, though, aren't they? That's where the whole fairy thing comes from. Why did you bring up Jessica Rabbit when she's just a human?

Because it's from like an animated... I suppose it's not an animal, but she's fucking an animal in law. Married to an animal. So I guess there's some crossover. I don't know where this question is anymore. What's... Are we talking about animated milk? It's interesting.

how you immediately went on the defensive James No Not at all I don't know how to like Comprehend this question Like what Ask it in like

Laman terms When you see Lola Boney Do you think it's bad That loads of people want to jerk off to it Well I don't have say in what they do with their life I feel nothing Okay

So there's no problem with it Yeah But I will say do it to Jessica Rabbit because that's the better option Okay Regener has one for us Is Ryan Reynolds cringe or no Yes

I feel like he's crossing into cringe territory Ruben must feel thoughts on her Ryan Wait Say that again Is Ryan Reynolds cringe or no A little bit, yeah Yeah, I think he's quite cringe On social media

It's quite like Everybody like me I'm so funny Jim The question is implying That he wasn't cringe before Yeah, there's comments Oh god, oh good a sneeze

Bless you That he's crossing into cringe territory they say But he crossed that line He's been there all along Yeah quite a while ago well yeah I was really racking my brain trying to think of like the great Ryan Reynolds movie

couldn't think of one Hitman's body you heard uh Underground 7 or whatever that Michael Bain have you seen any of 5 Underground No

I started it it was actually like just one of the worst films I've ever seen it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like was specifically made

for me to dislike it. Oh really? That's Michael Bay too, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, Michael Bay, Ryan Reynolds. Done. Yeah, he sucks. His, I hate

his start of humor. I'm sorry. I think there's one thing that's certain with Jamijian. If you mention Ryan Reynolds, we're going to talk shit on him. No matter what the question is, no matter what He was great in the change up

No he wasn't What's that movie he's in with the animals It's called like life is rough or something Oh no fuck What is that called actually I'm trying to find it I'm looking at his It's called like the voices

Isn't it? Yeah Let me just The voices Is it just voices or the Yeah it is the voices Yeah that was really bad Yeah watch that film

And then tell me Ryan Reynolds It isn't cringe Well, it hasn't been cringed since at least 2014. Jake the Pog has one. Me and my friends have had this heated debate, and I want to Jarre's expert opinion to settle it. Would an average healthy man win in a long-distance race, say 10K, against a huge bodybuilder? Neither has had any time to prepare an exercise routine beforehand. Bodybuilders are huge and really good at lifting dead weights, but a long-distance run?

I'm not so sure. So the question is, in a 10K race who would win, the JAR boys or vainy crazy bodybuilder. Okay, so what I'm thinking here is the bodybuilder's probably got more resilience to like extreme exhaustion being so on a list of weights. Yeah. So I've got that aspect. But JAR could do part of like 2.5 kilometers each.

I think who, who's the, are the most ready to do a 10k run you no Alex boobin not me

no not me I haven't been to the gym in late forever have you been exercising lately specifically specifies average healthy men but then at the end of the question says the jar boys oh

well I mean let's make it about us But, no, I think... If it's us, then I don't think we could be a bodybuilder in a tank code. Really? Yeah, bodybuilders... I'm just thinking about, like, the world's strongest man, like, videos, what they're, like... They're not designed for long distance running.

They've got a bunch of weight to lug around, like, all the time. True. Have you ever seen, you know, the mountain from Game of Thrones? Game of Thrones, yeah. He did a fight with... Connor McGregor. But did he? Like, they just did like a little sparring thing.

Um, and obviously none of us are at the level, the health level of Connor McGregor. Um, but in that, in that fight, you can see Connor McGregor would win purely because he can just move around so much more and he's not getting exhausted from like, just pacing. Oh, right. Yeah. Maybe you would be able to then. Just because if it is a test of stamina, yeah, you're specifically choosing the,

like the weakness of... Well, yeah, the fact that we're all just lighter than these, like, ridiculously built mountains. If you punch as you once, where you die instantly. Yeah, but... I don't think in a run, in a marathon, people just start fighting.

the running thing i thought we were talking like as we moved on to conna mcgregor i thought i thought i thought it's not necessarily so not that's not true though son who's constantly lifting rates might not be able to do a fucking huge ass hit i don't think there's direct correlation there like people who can knock you out they don't necessarily chain rates constantly they're just fighters i don't think that's 100% true people can prove me wrong i just i'm I think it is true. If someone has more strength, they've got more mass, therefore more force. But if someone's more experienced with fighting...

Which none of us are. Ruben said that a built dude... You said that a strong man could kill me in one punch, which I agree with. I'm talking about the mountain. Like the mountain, yeah. Well, yeah. But he was one of those strongest guys, right? He did the strongest man. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He was the strongest man in the world.

the world at one point and i reckon if he if he just did a full-on punch just smacked me right in the face i swear why does it always come down to this like we weren't wrong they took up peak mike tyson punching a gorilla now it's peak of the mountain punching gym i agree with what james was saying earlier about resilience to like exhaustion you know a big strong bodyboard of us like me running like i'll be running i'll do like a mile and i'll be like man this sucks i was going home yeah that's the thing and they'll just like run but that's another thing you've got to take into account the like mental yeah that's what yeah that's what like my thing is yeah that i definitely fail there if you've got so much of termination

lift like such an obscene amount of weight where it's so painful like you ain't gonna feel shit over a mouth because it's fucking nothing you know in comparison that's where that's how i think mentally they could do it but maybe physically because they're so fucking huge might just not be able to they could probably prove me wrong they could probably do it I mean there's a reason when you look at like Olympic long distance runners

they're skinny as fuck they're super light they're tiny people that's all I'm saying bro it's just one of those if you're going to do long distance running you just that's your specialty so you're not going to be built like a bodybuilder

because you're doing that yeah so you you'd be the best James. I nominate James. If it was running in a muddy field in wellies, I fucking could, I swear. Beeper Booper 75 has on for us. How do

Mingers? Have any of you gamers played Bioshock in its sequels? If so, how do you feel about the series, particularly one and infinite? Which, no, I'm not going to answer the rest. Ask the rest of it. I'm, I don't want to sound mean. but the question

have replayed Bioshock seems a little silly who hasn't played Bioshock I would have assumed you have it Yeah I've played I've played all I've played the ones that are good Being one of them No

I've played one and Infinite I didn't play two Because there was a lot of bad talk around that one I played them all During the first lockdown I think it was that we had in 2020 um my take is bioshop one is the best overall bioshop game best story best use of the like world and the writing and everything it's the most complete one

bioshawk two has the best sandbox and actual mechanics and implementation of the mechanics um of the three and infinite is okay um but it it's story and gameplay both kind of a bit mucky and muddled to me it's like trying a lot and doesn't come together as well as Bioshock wonders

it is cool the Infinite still how do you guys feel? Yeah I played them all really recently and I agree with pretty much everything you just said Infinite is really bittersweet to me now when it

came out I loved it I was like super excited for it pre-ordered it and shit love that game but playing it now I definitely saw more of the floors and after finishing it I went back on YouTube and looked at all the old trailers and stuff they showed yeah and that game was bullshit well it was really I think it was really meant to be something more and then yeah it was too um yeah it was the it was the same as the again the cyberpunk thing apart from Bioshock infinite is way better than cyberpunk so they must have been organized enough to slap together yeah I feel like I've had I've completely

one-eighted on um infinite because when I first played it it was the the combat that I liked and I didn't really care about the story but in and in replaying it last year it was the story I really enjoyed and it was the actual combat sections that I weren't finding that fun or enjoy because I don't think the sandbox is very good. Sorry, I was also, I haven't finished it but I was playing at Berwick Infant

and yeah, I'm finding the same thing. I remember liking the combat before. I remember, I think, I guess something about its combat in 2013 felt quite yeah, it did. It felt a bit ahead. It felt a bit ahead of other things in terms of his first-person shooter. And I had nice feedback, you know, especially when you like melee and do the takedowns and shit it was while they were gruesome on all that shit it had like a good feedback it felt a bit next gen you know yeah plan it now

it's fucking boring the combat i just i sort of can't be bothered with it you know and playing with a mouse and keyboard does mean that yeah i can just headshot my way through absolutely everything so it doesn't take very long but it's still boring well but a bunch of the choices they made just I don't understand why you can't have all the guns, like in Bioshock 1. Yeah. Like, why can you only have two? You see, they even have, like, there's two versions of pretty much every gun. So I think what they should have done is let you have the weapon wheel,

but you can choose between the two variants. There's the Vox Populo variant. And then the other guy's variant. So that would have, even in the deal, They have a weapon wheel Did you play the DLC, Alex, when you played it again? Burial of C at C Yeah

I didn't replay through that But I did play it when it came out Yeah I remember liking it Well part two of a burial at sea is really good Specifically It's more like Bioshock 1 isn't it Because it's like set in rapture

It's more like Bioshock 1 But because Spoiler alert You're playing as Elizabeth In part 2 And she's not like a fighter so it leans more on the horror stuff that's right yeah

and it's like a way more of a stealth game I mean they're making another Bioshock apparently there's one in development without Ken Levine yeah so I don't know what that means I actually quite like Biotruch 2 yeah I think Bioshock is really good I just gave up because I got fed up with it crashing and being kind of weird on PC

Yeah, I didn't have that issue at all. It's really annoying. It was just like... Were you playing the remaster or the original? I was playing the remaster and it happened just one too many times. And I was like, you know what? I can't be bothered now with this. So I'm just going to look at what happens in the end.

So I just made a flippant choice. I didn't bother going back. I was like, okay, that's the end. PartiShall 2 has like a really fun gameplay loop to me. With like the way the levels are designed and the structure of it, that's what kind of kept me going more. It's got, like, nice tip bit details in the environment and there's, like, a cool, like, story filler stuff. The main plot isn't as interesting to me, but the fact it's so in Rapture kind of keeps it pretty alluring.

Because it's, like, rapture that's even more fucked than in Bioshock 1. Yeah. So there's still some different stuff. Didn't like that, because we, myself and Jim spoke about this, having to, you spend a lot of time healing. low shock too just constantly healing because as a big daddy I didn't really feel that strong ever as the big daddy in it I really felt

that powerful it wasn't yeah got to heal again I was gonna say there's a point I think it depends on your build well the game like clicks at a point I found anyway I got to yeah I had that too

it might have been the second or third like area which is nearing halfway through the game so they probably should have paste that better but yeah early on that you feel weaker than you'd do at the start of Bioshock 1

which just doesn't make sense if you're like this armoured tank there's actually I could talk about these three games for ages Yeah yeah no I'm thinking of the same thing So

Unless you have anything to add James We can move on to the next question Um Do you not remember I had a lot of guilt or regret over Bioshock Infano and it came out like I would complain about it a lot because I regret it buying it at the time like it didn't click for me like early on but it clicked for me later on

so if I played it now I'd probably love it but I didn't love it at launch I feel it was terrible yeah I'm a big fan of like the the aesthetic and the city in the sky all three games are beautiful gorgeous an infinite thing I love the most of those twin characters and their whole law thing and like where they you know like getting the design for songbird and stuff

and there's just loads of cool details around those characters and they're like weird inventions and stuff one last infinite remark Infinite look good I like that they

to make the game run better I presume they would have done this shit is blurry like very quickly something that's sort of distant, particularly when you're looking out over like the city or whatever, over it all in the clouds and

shit. It'll become blurry very fast and it makes it very dreamlike and also makes the game obviously easier to run. And I remember saying, yeah, nice job guys. It works with your aesthetic and also runs better because of that. Yeah, it makes it softer

almost looks like a painting or something. It enhances it in every way. So I remember I acknowledge that recently thought yeah nice good great the last thing I'll say on Bioshock 2 is they added an enemy that I can't stand called like the brute which is just such a video game like trope at this point like the brute enemy like every every like faction and every science fiction fantasy whatever has like the brute archetype but the one they added

in Bioshock 2 is just so like video gamey whereas the original Bioshock somehow managed to avoid that a bit aside from that it's fun It's super out of place I just Whenever I saw them I thought of the The Titans from

Arkham Asylum Really I get thinking about the tanks From Left for Dead Yeah yeah that's he Cashman do Has our penultimate one then Hey Jha your recent Discussions on the Mandalorian

And whether Disney should retcon The Star Wars sequels Has me thinking a lot about the future of the Star Wars universe, particularly on where Disney will go with the timeline post-sequel films. I have thus come up with my own fan theory on where Star Wars might be going. My theory is that Grogu, aka Baby Yoda, is the key to all of this. Let me explain. In the Mandalorian, we are told that Grogu is a life form that appears to live for a very long time.

Oh, I guess spoilers. We learned that Grogu is over 50 years old, even though he appears to be no older than a toddler. This suggests he has the potential to live for centuries. With this in mind, I think the first Star Wars stories set after the sequels, episode 10 or whatever, would take place hundreds of years in the future where the characters and events of the sequels are old history, and now young adult Grogu will act as our gateway into this new era of Star Wars. Being a character we're already fond of and familiar with, I think this would be a very clever way for Disney to essentially wreck on the sequels without actually removing them from the law

while also giving Grogu a clear purpose outside of the Mandalorian. what are giles thoughts on this? Is it just another crazy Star Wars fan theory or could there be some credence to my ideas? I don't think it matters so long as the moment it gets to the future or whatever fucking era they said to it and everyone has to know each other immediately. That's been, oh yeah, are you?

Oh, yeah, you knew Hans Sol. You're friends of Hansa, right? Okay, and oh. Well, you were at a son, right? You were at, yeah, you were at Bosque's wedding, I think. I don't know you from that. There's something that has to be like that. I don't think it matters at all so long as they just...

Now I'm saying it, and I was trying to mock it, but it sounded pretty funny. So maybe I want them to do that. You were boss, what, best man, went you? No way. I do think they have some, like, cringe in-depth plan with Baby Yoder. I bet you there's some, like, disgusting document of, like, the next 100 years of Baby Yoda content or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if they do do something like that because what else have they created in Disney Star Wars that has the kind of an original character that has had the feedback and affection that Baby Yoda specifically has had? Nothing. And it's perfect from like a marketing standpoint too. All the nerds love it because of the law stuff

in it being like a Yoda race all of the like kitties and families love the baby side of it and then buy toys so it's a win-win for everyone and they're not going to abandon it um I don't know though it's more just like

is even setting a story there appealing in any way there's something cool about setting a story like after episode six or like in these gaps between like three and four and there's something interesting about that I don't know if there's much interesting about

even what's going on post episode 9 without proving it I don't know is genuinely so deeply thought I think they need to if they want to keep this shit canon they need to do like a huge time jump sort of like a soft reboot that like

actually change shit up they semi recently released this book um which is expanding the law on I forget what they're called the High Republic I think they're called something like that like the old old ass Jedi

The High Republic that's the one that's set a hundred years before like Yeah that's the one Yeah yeah yeah And they've just released this like novel Explaining some of the story I don't know it sounds

really stupid and bad the way they kind of expand some of the It's that typical like kind of comicky problem where if you keep something serialized and going for so long, you can't always have like the empire be the villain all the time in every single story you ever tell. So then when you go into the expanded stuff and you bring in these like new alien races that are like villains and stuff and it becomes a very like comic bookie. So I don't know how they can expand it. They seem really stuck with Star Wars in terms of like it just

is like the original trilogy mostly in terms of like the iconography and like what people think Star Wars being I don't really know I send this them with this one from Kirby Zilla 77 where did the whole bullshit's thing come from i.e. Yubnup booshits porny bushits etc for some reason I just find that calling things bullshit is the funniest thing ever even though it's literally just adding an s to bullshit Um someone else is going to have to remind me I don't know

Where the bullshit thing comes from It doesn't come Not everything has an origin story You know Sometimes things just begin Yeah Not everything should have an origin

story Not everything needs an origin story Unless it's Hans Solo Do you want to know your origin story But you want to know the origin story But you want to know the origin story No Because it's just your parents

Having sex No one wants to know about that Shit You're telling me you're by yourself You must be a solo What name you You will Ah

Hard solo Who name you puff Puff It's just an ism Yeah I don't know I just know That James Don't you James

Yeah Oh shit Isn't his classic Like Headset off Can't be bothered Damn I'm actually

Chewing my nails Actually And I can't I can't Because I start knocking the mic If I start Chewing my nails

Maybe you should stop that I'm chewing your nails bitch stop that chewing bullshit it's like a thing

stop dingling your nails no what's the origin of dingle Alex oh I can tell you this one this will be probably

dick figures would be the first time I ever heard the term dingleberry um okay now that you mentioned

big figures we need to unish um and then it just shortened to dingle because it's just funnier

and that's episode whatever this episode was of the Corncast 3? 30 something 32 32 Thank you for this episode Society would be so much better

if Corncast hadn't had so many episodes You know think about it I'm right I'm right Think about it COVID Yeah Yeah

Sock my nuts Rubin's gonna stream The Culling 2 On Tuesday They're making us They're making us extend to this anime way too long you know we're gonna just fucking write it into the ground it's not like my favorite anime

are we one piece or narrative we're one piece yeah we're one piece maybe berserk no we're one piece no berserk no berserk ended after one season well not the manga that's still going we are one piece so we're still on the boat episode that COVID is the boat episode Jim

over you into it oh that's the bell okay um see a reuben That's the dingle bell. The dingle bell. See you later, Rubin. Okay, see it. This is when he poofs into another reality.

Ring that dingle. The alternate reality now knows me and shittiot. Pooh.