JAR Media Posdact - the middle of THE END

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 12:23 Housekeeping 27:40 Alex's Scary Walk 48:29 Mid Break 49:15 Shakespeare CBT 1:04:27 Fart Furry Revealed Original Sonic Design 1:06:13 Ghosts or Ghouls 1:08:00 Jim Guesses Weird Animal Sound 1:15:39 Advice for Yank coming to Brittown #BroCastS2E17

Get the bloody bastard So I thought this could be the end trilogy Because it's the end of the season And it kind of clickbaits like Wait, the cast is ending? There are a few comments that were like No, don't tell me it's ending though Because the last one was like

The end of something If my laptop actually loaded, I could tell you I actually was watching Spider-verse clips the other day Because there's this film that came out on Netflix called K-pop Demon Hunters, right? And I started watching it And it's like obviously Spider-verse style And I just posed it

And was just going on YouTube watching clips Of Spider-verse instead And was like, fucking hell Like the original one or the sequel? From the sequel actually Because I haven't seen it in a few years now Yeah, I need to re-watch But that moment when he's like

Nah, I'm gonna do my own thing That whole shit's so good Yeah, classic. The whole, that whole action scene. Get the bully bastard! Spider on spider on spider baste. Get the fucking spider bast. You always have to shorten shit.

Me? Yeah. Is that my calling card? Yeah, you've got to like a fish, aficionado it. Get the bast. Get that fuck bast. Yeah, because the previous one was called The End Begin.

And I thought this one could be called the beginning of the end, or the heart at the middle of the end. And then whatever next week's one could be the final end. Something like that. The final end. What do you think of that one best? Sounds good to best. I wish I had my own culture. We do have her in culture.

It's saying bastard. No, that's northern. That's where our blog goes, boy. We don't even have bastard. We don't even have fucking bastard. No, we've got... Come over here. I would like...

Three, please. What did he say? Bastard? What's a bastard? What's a bastard? What's a bastard? I'm starting, I'm starting the time, I'm starting to stopwatch. For what?

For the beginning of the end. Roa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ba-ba-bastard. What do you mean? Huh? We're not, we're actually not bastards. But, bleating bastards. No. If you're a bastard, you turn this off right now.

I don't have bastards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No bastards in this fan base. If there's a single bastard in this fan base, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to hunt them down. And then what? You don't want to know.

I'm going to bast them. Hard. I like this. I like. I f-ing like it. Just vibing and shit. I effing like it. You know what?

Before I say anything, I want to say, you know, um, Rob Mac from Always Sunny What do you think about him being groomed by Ryan Reynolds Groomed? Yeah Do you think he has been?

Yeah He put this weird video up on Twitter And his cadence now matches Oh no Ryan Reynolds Because I guess he's been around him so long And you know when you're around someone They bought that football thing together

Yeah so he's like becoming Ryan Reynolds Maybe Ryan Reynolds isn't the original Ryan Reynolds he's like he's like a greek monster you know he's like a siren type thing you know a medusa yeah the medusa that seduces yeah he seduces uh the cast of always sunny and makes them more and more freaky wait wait wait wait wait no no no no because he was like hi guys i'm changing my name to rob mac now because it's too hard to say my name did he really yeah what's wrong with mckel honey because no one knows is how to say it or spell it.

So he's like, I'm changing my name to Rob Mac. Sounds like something off the Mackey's menu, on it? The Rob Mac. Yeah, it does. With the burglar, the burglar or whatever. I love the burglar. I'm obsessed with the burglar. I had the new Big Chungus Macbongus. Oh, the Chungus Bungus burger?

Yeah. Mm, that sauce? That sauce. It actually, mm-hmm. That green sauce. The triple green big Chungus mcumbus menu. new edition. Why, I'm making my drool.

Um, could I get two big chungas, McBungers, please? That'll be 45 pounds. 99. Well, getting cheaper.

Well, I guess so. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, but not you bastards out there. Only, you're not allowed.

What's the opposite of a bastard? Just a normal one. This is a normal one. Only for normals. Normals only, all right? You hear me? You hear me as you look at my sig fig right now? The pair of our sig figs.

Sig, pig, fig. This is Brocast Season 2, Episode 17. I made a mistake last episode, and I said that was episode 17, but it was actually episode 16. But General Grievous corrected me, so don't worry. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo, bloody who. How are you doing today, brother?

Um, I'm siphoned, I'm drained. You're siphoned? There's not some sort of, uh, demon suckling on your soul, is there? No, just the, um, earthwind and fire, sun. You're complaining about that heat again? Where I live, it's fucking 100 degrees. Ah! Where I reside, it doesn't get much hotter.

No, um... It was so hot the other day. I was, I was sat outside with my feet, with my feet up, with a harmonica. Really? You want to know my version of harmonica. Yeah, you should have been there, you should have been there playing that. We could have harmonized and shit. I feel like that's what, you know, something apocalyptic happens, then I will be in the 800-year-old pub in the corner, just.

What brings you around this about now? Well, how deep, I don't know what you're doing over here with this adult from the door? Who the hell of the hell? Who think you're here? What's that guy's story? You don't want to know. Hell yeah. That's elusive. That's mysterious. Yeah, that's cool.

That's cool. Is Aaron Taylor Johnson? Yeah. British. Yeah. Is it? Don't get much more British than him. Okay.

But I think he's like London side. Oh, a bloody bastard side. You're fucking bastard. Get down, your fucking bastard ends, you fucking bastard. So the bottom of the UK is most bashed. And you get less baste, the more up you go, despite the accent. Until you reach Scotland, then you're full-on fucking bast. Base-bast.

You're most baste up there. It's hard to beat that accent. the best accent like the best accent like London accent sucks right northern accent fire Scottish accent fire you know Welsh accent fire Irish accent fire

yeah like further away from London you go like the more premium yeah I would I'd even say like Wilcher accent fire yeah hell yeah like proper Wiltshire I think that accent's dying there yeah it is dying right well

there you sound there It burned down my forum, boy. I'm back down when I was there. That way or that or that or white. Or like classic Bristol accent as well. It's amazing. Yeah, I love a Bristolian. Gert lush.

Proper and nice, right? Yeah, so before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out with the Jiam Media patrons that make the show and audio version possible. You get that raw, unfiltered MP3. Ad free. Woo-hoo. Mm, isn't that like a delicious bro?

burger on a hot summer afternoon can we can we start for this section can we start getting like clips from movies you know like for the sky adverts yeah that's a damn good deal yeah yeah yeah like Kevin Spacey going wrong that's not all there you get your patron names read on the first or second week of each month wrong we'll probably do that next week Because Jim's, Jim's, he's antsy today, he's got, he's being embassed. I'll tell you what, I've been bashed all week. Mm-hmm.

So we'll do that next week, so get those names in as quickly as you can, but there's a rush, there's a mad rush, there's a gold rush to get those names in. Quick guys, limited, limited, limited. Another addition to my collection. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not all. There's Ja after hours over on Patreon, the supplementary jar show.

show which is just juicier than a summer tomato what's that the sound of like your pick it's so juicy that when you pick it goes like and it like starts juicing in your hand quick get it in the glass get it in the glass and have a juicy squirt

we did a nearly I was actually surprised by this a nearly hour long discussion on 28 years later as they say that's up over on the Patreon as well as I propagate everything a mission impossible final reckoning as they say Paisley's Chance

Adventure Time Hater becomes a liker um Argy Cuddle jar divers with Logan Mars Express as they say it's stacking up over there damn good deal that's a damn good deal wrong I'll tell you that dude

Do you remember that clip? Do you remember that in in the Brian Singer Superman was it Brian's It's so good. That's so good. That's the most... Brian Singer feet, Kevin Spacey.

And he's like, I guess he's talking to, like, Lois Lane or somebody. He's like, go on, please say it. Say it, please. Superman's going to come and save you. And then he interrupts by going wrong! He like screams it. Sounds fire. It is fire, but not as far as the JAR Media group chat.

A group chat where you can offer suggestions and whatnot. And there's a bunch of good stuff in the housekeeping and stuff blocked from the child media group chat so I don't want to linger don't want to let linger that's a good song you got something there

I didn't make that up to be fair you did no I didn't oh yeah sorry I can only do so much I thought you were like whipping out a belt or out of this

no you want to know my song oh that place plays after something cool happens you know right like what in a wrong like in a film or something you know like they open a Coke can oh right so it's like an advertisement thing no but it's taken from my song okay right is that like the intro no that's like the hook jeez um let's do some housekeeping then we round off the from the previous week.

Shaney Mac Paddywack and gets going. Thank you, General Grevis, for all the interjections. You're welcome. It was nice to have General Grevis on the cast. He, of course, is one of the Jays in Jarre.

General. General. General. What's the Ben-Jeseret? Ben-Jeserate? That's from Dune. Ah. They're like the witches.

I don't know. Because I've had Benazerate in my head for days and I don't... Listen, Al-Gayib! Huh? You need to watch part two, bro. Nah. I might make a willie go from to. Hmm. Nah.

I'm no sandworm. Well, speaking of sandworms, total Jav Lamorca says, Have Metal Mario on the podcast, please. No, fuck that. guy. He's heavy. I don't like Metal Mario. He's slow. Annoying. I don't like him. It's like what? That's Marion 64 right? Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, I guess he's like Oh, I sink to the bottom right away. Yeah. I mean, cool for that, but he's not like his own character. Like in Marri Car 8, you can, like one of the characters is Metal Mario.

And gold. Wait, really? Yeah. Gold. But when's gold Mario? What, when he gets the star? No. That's more like rainbow. He's just gold Mario. It's like, what? Or Nintendo running out of ideas?

That'd be a good title if we didn't have a big title already set. Yeah. Just save it. Yeah, save that for another time. Yeah. Engfrill says in response to Jamie, remembering biology facts is much funner and smile worthy than remembering gay physics

formulas or whatever they are hope this helps thumbs up it what's what's the opposite of helps uh naughty can you unhelp uh like

discourage lie make problem lie how can physics be gay physics isn't straight or gay physics allows straightness and gayness physics enables straightness and gayness equally

physics helps gayness so physics is gay physics helps straightness hmm rail rail rail Ryan Todd 2055 says I just got one shot it by ayahuasca and this podcast will be my new ego

nice yeah you're fucked would you ever do ayahuasca um yeah I think with the right um you would really yeah with like a like a what do you call it someone who takes you to the beyond realm with a guide and yeah a guide who like takes you to the realm and brings you home with the guy the guy who guided buggy through his mushroom

trip did buggy have a guided mushroom trip I'm amazed you didn't watch that documentary the mike lum on a YouTube doc maybe one day maybe one day maybe one day. Was it awesome? Uh, it was kind of interesting. Did the boogie have a fire time? He did with all those hookers. Let's go boogie.

Let's go boogie. Nice one, bug. Uh, Rhett Meders 6-2-1 said, Alex, I saw you log the documentary, Meet Me in the Bathroom. It was a pretty good movie, but I'm more interested in your thoughts on strokes. I've never heard them brought up by you guys,

but they seem very up your alley, and I was excited to see you watch the movie because a big chunk of it is mostly dedicated to them. I think the first two albums are my favorite albums ever made. Beautiful and nostalgic lyrics, the guitar dynamic, the consistency of them. They embody the early 2000s to me, and I can't wait to hear more of your guys' thoughts, especially Jamie, since he's very musical. Love you guys and hope you're doing good.

The podcast has been such a help for me these last two months, just going through many massive life events that left me feeling destroyed. Sorry to hear that. You guys help me so much more than you love and no cheers. So yeah, I checked out this documentary, not really because the strokes were a part of it, although that wound up being the biggest chunk of it. It was basically a strokes documentary. I was more interested because James Murphy is in it as a big part of it. It's actually not the best documentary.

Who's James Murphy? LCD sound system. Oh, cool. Yeah. He's the frontrunner dude, you know. It was kind of about the New York scene in the late 90s, 2000s. right like the music scene the yeah yeah yeahs are in there

the hot no I keep wanting to say every band is the hot house flowers for some reason they're nothing to do with that they're very detached from New York obviously they are Irish they are Irish I guess there were some Irish people in New York one day I actually love the strokes

I think they're amazing I'm not that familiar with them but every time I put one of their songs on you've been like I like this one yeah and like for some reason I never made connection that like in ram the duff punk album i think he's on two songs julian casablanca is at least on one um be be de be dee be dee do yeah i just like oh oh yeah wow that's cool what's the name of that song i don't know see this is one of my problems with music is i i know that i know songs inside

and out every rhythm every note but the actual name of it i i can almost never remember. Some people say, oh, my favorite was Biddy ban ban boody. I'm like, Oh, my favorite was the one go? What's the hook of that one? And tell me the hook, I'll be there. So yeah, I think the strokes are fire. I'd recommend them. Not that they need recommending, but I wouldn't really recommend that that documentary, actually. It was quite scatterbrained, couldn't really find like a focus or like a narrative. It was just jumping around all these random bands and it felt like this is mostly a strokes documentary. But at the end of the day, I just would have preferred a Strokes documentary or an LCD documentary or a yea-ya-ya-yes documentary.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Please, please, please. Um, Jack Schofman says jaw harp is my jam. My jam too. Shall I play one? Can you play the, um...

Woo-oo. I'll try. It might be a bit like the spider verse thing. Yeah, the spider verse thing. That's about the best I can do I got it I try the other one you know

they're like Bongo you know you know you know which one was that one? When Spotlight shows up and it goes

Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Oh okay You're probably more familiar

with that soundtrack Yeah I love I've only seen that movie once in the cinema You're serious You've missed out So much goodness What do you mean?

Like The movie is so Maximilist crazy, you, your brain actually cannot process it in one watch, but I don't, I don't like engaging with something if it's not like finished. Yeah, I hear you. Yeah, I get that. But I don't know, you know, we were fine with that with Empire Strikes Back, like, I wasn't even born. I was. I was there. No, you weren't. I was a huge. Human.

Speaking of humans. Doogsoul says If Jarmedia was made manifest as a single godly individual, they would be named Jarkamedes. Quite like that. Yeah, that's cool. Very Greek.

Very Greek. And Ravram says Alex is wrong about Killzone. Sorry, Liberal. Sorry, fascist. Killzone sucks. I'm putting my flag. in the sand and put my helldivers flag in the sand and saying hell divers is coming to

Xbox kill zone isn't yeah killzone sucks everyone likes the hellgust but that's it and they're just stormtroopers yeah worse so i mean that i guess the idea of their people is kind of cool i'm sure there's some good law but like resistance had good law nobody's talking about resistance a day. Does resistance suck? I thought that was meant to be good. I think it's supposed to be fun. But like what I'm trying to say is the game have good law doesn't mean awesome.

In that case, destiny's awesome. Destiny is dog shit law. They got like the lamest dudes flying around on those skateboards. Uh, hey, I'm gonna fuck, shit up over here. Vichel Kalichara. says, why use Avengers Endgame in this? Uh, why wouldn't I? It's only the most important

cinematic event in my lifetime, if not everybody's lifetime combined. It probably is the most important cinematic moment of all time. Everyone was on the edge of their seat, little bit of poo and we coming out, as that theme was coming up and those portals were opening and Wallace and Grom came out.

And everyone was holding in their urine from the three and a half hour film. That's not urine. Um, before I get to my scary horror story, and a CBT we have to do. A couple here from the J-R media group chat. I remember you was conflicted misusing your fleshlight, right soon? As you guys are recording on my birthday, please, may you wish me a happy birthday, thank you. Happy birthday, but this will be what, like three days, four days, too late.

If we're recording it on your birthday. How do they know? When we record, I say in the group chat. Got anything to hear. Hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap. Yes, I know, no, sorry, finish. Do all we're doing. Hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap.

Bast. What was his name? Uh, that was from, uh, I remember he was conflicted misusing your fleshlight. Sometimes I did the same. Hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, too, was you? Um, I need you to use, do you want, do you want beckonsale or do you want pumpkin? Beck and sale. Okay.

Uh, Beck and sale, Calum, Beck and Sale says, Does Jim have any thoughts on the new Mario Kart? I know he hasn't played it yet, but just curious on what he's heard. I really like the new movement mechanics, and Rainbow Road almost made me cry from its music and visuals, but the open world stuff isn't great. Also, the new Jurassic World is getting largely mediocre to negative reviews.

What a shock. Apparently, they're pulling the idea that no one likes dinosaurs anymore, but then continue to make billions of dollars from movies with dinosaurs in them, or at least dinosaurs, in quotes, since many of them are still willingly out of date, which I find quite irresponsible from the defining. Dinosaur media franchise anyway game on and play outer wilds and what outer wilds game on and play outer wilds okay yeah um yeah I'm play Maricott have you

are you actually saving for it for a switch to switch two um not like specifically you're not like going out your way well no because like I don't I don't know what is around the corner in my life. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I hear you. Because a big drop too, it's, what, like over 500 pounds? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's like...

And it's out of stock everywhere, too. Really? Oh. Wow. This is the, like, new thing with consoles and games and stuff. I mean, not games, obviously, but... I remember the Wii had the, like, artificial scarcity thing. I don't remember that, but...

I don't know if it's quite the same. I believe you. Yeah, I mean, it looks fire. Um, I saw the whole community was like up in arms because they changed, uh, that's right, the matchmaking. The matchmaking. So if you search random, you still had to drive to the location through the open world. Oh, that sucks.

So there wasn't like an option to just do three lap races. That's so Nintendo. Yeah, and they, they updated it so that people can't do three lap races. And whether they've changed that now, I don't know. Wait, so you could and then they batched it. that you can't. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they stopped people.

Because everyone was voting random because then they'd get a random three-lap race. Right. So they patched it so that when you pick random, you have to drive to the race and then do one lap of it. That's wild.

Yeah. Dude. I might see the New Jurassic world. I wish I didn't like dinosaurs, man. I wish I didn't. But I see them and I'm like, do T-Rex roar at the moon. Maybe. I actually did play a couple hours of Outer Wilds.

I get it, but I don't want to play it. I'm sorry. It's not, actually, it is a little bit scary, but like, it wasn't hooking me. I'm sorry. I played about three hours of it. I would never say it's like a bad game in any way. It just wasn't like, it wasn't jelling with me. How far did you get?

About three hours in. Yeah, but what did you like three hours for one person could be like I understand the the hook of the game like what you're doing Right. You know, what's going on type thing the the mysteries abound Mm hmm you know the structure of it lots of mysteries I don't know I'm more like being actually pulled towards death stranding actually Okay, yep you know because I've got that on Steam. It's just it's just staring at me that was it monster energy that's staring at me

yeah it's not actually in the game anymore the right to hell retribution with what is it good ride ride with Norman Rees when he's taking a shit in the tower so strange

so yeah soz I know I know it's okay it's okay old one uh so i i went on a scary walk just yesterday because it's been so hot shut up about it being so hot it's not as hot as where i'm from i know i know but the reason i bring that up is because once it hits like 9 p.m and it starts cooling down i get this burst of energy right and yesterday i was like you know what it's 9 p.m.

Paisley hasn't been out. I'm going to go for a hike. Stupid. It was stupid because I got myself into a scary situation, brother. See, I'm thinking there's like a lot of situations you could be in. I wanted to walk to the monument. Jesus. By the white horse, right?

On what day? Yesterday. Oh, okay. It wasn't as for those... It wasn't quite as hot. It wasn't quite as hot. This week we've had, like, over 30 degrees. Yeah, it wasn't one of those days.

Which with our humidity is insane. It's a ridiculous. Yeah, it's disgusting. So I sat out on my trail, and all this stuff just kept happening that was like, why me? You know? Yeah. If I didn't have

Paves with me I couldn't have got through it You know So I feel like when you have a dog But you would have died I feel like I'm in Fallout 4 You know Where I'm like

Come on dog me Let's go Yeah You know You're saying you would have died Though I probably wouldn't have made it out Yeah

But you wouldn't have lived Yeah potentially Because I There's like a little car park At the beginning With the gallops I parked up There's one other car there

And I thought that's weird It's weird that I'm here Let alone That there's one other car here uh okay okay i just start walking it's quite far to the monument yeah it is um

but i'm just like strolling i'm striding in fact every 30 minutes you're energized uh topping up my bug spray because i'm not getting a horsefly bitten I'm not getting mozzly bitten again I'm not I'm not

I can't take it um so I'm strolling sun's going down right right so it's like scary a little bit but nice a little bit of a breeze

there's let's just say there's an aura to the zone I'm in you know hearing all these crickets these birds and all these nice noises

I didn't have my headphones saying because I was like no this is danger zone I'm not risking it I want to be aware yeah you'll pray out there so I get to this part where it goes quite narrow

and you can see quite far in the distance then I see quite far in the distance then I see see a figure coming the opposite direction to me striding equally as strong if not stronger

I'm like here we go get my bug spray out ready we're not allowed weapons in the UK is any of this informed by the fact that you've seen 20 years later that was on my mind that wasn't my mind I'm like I'm so paranoid I come up with these crazy plans right right

which I'll get into once I get past this little moment right I eventually meet this individual this quite big man he's taller than me he's striding along without a dog what's he doing up there God knows frankly I don't want to know burying I was like planning what I was going to say to him as we go past to kind of diffuse the inherent tension you're right there my boy but he actually said it first you're right and just walked off

so I keep going right then things escalate it's getting a bit darker I get to this barn right I think I know the exact one there's a big barn full of hay and that's fine

Well, it's a little bit creepy on its own. But outside of the barn, a learner motorbike with the helmet delicately placed on the seat, no one around. Absolutely no one. Yeah. And I was thinking, right, snap a picture now. So it uploads to iCloud. So if I'm killed or whatever, then you can like eventually someone will find it and use that as a clue. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I can show it to you. look oh so it's still quite bright that's the site yeah this was at 952 p.m right right zoom in I show you the bike yep big learner sign we've got the helmet on the seat I because that was weird I called out hello nothing silence and I just listened for a moment see if I could hear some I assumed there was somebody in that bar and like taking drugs or something. Right. That was my assumption. Heroin. Nothing, right? I'm like, okay, I'll take a

picture just for evidence. Bye-bye. Keep going. Get to a style that has a big sign that says, don't go in this field, there's a bull. And I'm like, you can't tell me what to do. I'm going in. I'm the bull. It had like a QR code saying like,

scan this to see where the cows are. I scan it and then like it didn't work. I was like, well. But how does that, what? How can you scan a QRK to find the location of cows? I guess there's like a live tracker update thing so you don't put yourself in danger. That's wild.

Hell yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a good idea, but it didn't work so it didn't actually end up saving me. Terrible idea. So I'm like skulking through this field, right? Waiting to get to the next style. Yeah. I'm seeing these cowpats on the ground.

Like, ugh. Mooh. Are we about to get in trouble here, And Paisley, she's being, like, weird. The darker it gets, the weird as she's getting. She keeps, like, staring into the long grass and just going, mm-hmm. She senses something.

Huh? Yeah, she can sense something. No cows in sight, though. Uh-huh. Thank God. Yeah. You know, so that was safety. I keep going, I keep going.

I start hearing these weird animals. Muh. And guess what? a big deer a big boy deer yeah and then I quickly go Paisley Paisie

look come here or something because I didn't want her to chase the deer and me lose her because then I knew like that's when the horror begins you know you lose the dog and then you go after the dog and that's when you get got you know

and you look you're like running after the dog and then you stop and there's two big legs in front of you and you look up and it's the cartoon bull with like steam coming out as nice yeah

yeah and then he's like yeah yeah yeah um but man I managed to grab

paisley in time the deer notices us and just barses off you know so I get to the monument get some pretty

fire picks with that aura oh damn pays aura what the hell beautiful sky yeah that sort of

Kiramisu type sky. Hmm. And I'm just, I'm just enjoying the aura of the monument. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's getting a bit too dark for my liking.

I'm like, well, okay, it's time to head back. So I go back the way I came, because I've got to go back to my car. At 1025, I reach the same barn again. And I'm wondering,

So what's the state going to be then? Is that bike still going to be there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not been that long. You know, about half an hour. Okay. So I get back to the barn, nothing. Okay.

Bike is gone. Bike is long gone. Learner has learned. But it's, at a certain point, I guess once it hit 10pm, a strange silence, the bugs stopped, making noise, there are no birds anymore. no animals making any noise it was like complete silence I didn't hear no motorbike hmm I didn't hear anything so that was kind of freaky and then I was like hello again at the barn and I started going around to like have a look in

the barn and then I stopped myself and was like I'm being a white guy in a horror movie right now so I stopped myself and I was like no no F this I just started walking back And by then it was getting so dark I was having to use like the The flashlight on my phone And then I just made up this whole story in my head Like I was imagining

Slender Man Not even Slander Man I was just picturing like If there was some dude that just lived out there Like in the barn Like just a naked dude that like knows the area so well And he's waiting for me That eight learners

Like a lot like hills have eyes type thing you know yeah yeah where he like he knows the area so well he's waiting for me to trip up and he's waiting you know he's like just wobbling around in the grass he's like running on all fours type thing and i and of course like i kept hearing things just like moving in the grass going yeah yeah like running and your brain makes shut up yeah yeah so i like speed up a little bit then it happens basically just darts off She's like gone But I didn't notice her do it

Like I've already gone way ahead And then I look behind me and I'm like Paisley Paisley where are you And she's nowhere And I'm like This is also the start of a horror movie I'm not going back

Like bye Yeah she's having her own story It's like A plot B plot Because before then she was like There was a little thing Like some little rodent thing that was running around and she chased it. I said,

not yours! And she stopped and came back. I don't know if there was another one of those that she was after. Uh-huh. Um, but I just kept walking and went, okay, bye then.

And that actually worked and she came running after that. Um, and then the last stretch is this like horror woods, right? Yeah, I know. Yeah, the location of the slander game. Yeah. looks like you're in slander.

I'm just like, why have I done this? By myself. Yeah, that's genuinely so scary. Just skulking around. Like, well, why have I done this? Why have I done this to myself? Why do I do this to myself? And then, then I get back to the car park and there's something going on in the car park.

I notice that there's a beam of light. coming from the car park lighting up a bit of the gallops that shouldn't be lit up that late there are no like uh lamp posts or anything yeah yeah so i was like here we go here we go this is like this is the start of no country for old men or whatever now like i've gone from horror movie to like a different type of horror yeah now i'm i'm gonna like stumble across at some kind of drug thing and i'm going to be like chased whatever man as i start coming up to the car park this car like i guess noticed me because i had my phone light yeah and quite quickly just like reversed and just drove off but there was one other car i could hear like mumbling talking between

people and there was one car left full of people and i couldn't see inside as i was like walking over to my car but they just stayed in it not not saying anything not not moving or whatever and i started like pouring some water for Paisley just kept like looking at them then they really like weirdly slowly the inverse of the other car like reversed and then just drove off I was just like

this has been an adventure Paisley hasn't it? I'm almost certain they were doggers that was what I was kind of hoping for too because that would be funnier but I didn't get that vibe they were defo doggers dude

that's a known dog location. Is it? Yeah. Dog zone. Yeah, they dog up there. To be fair, the whole,

the entirety of the UK is just the dog zone. Like, you won't go anywhere without bumping into a fucking dog. Yeah, so that was quite an adventure. Crazy.

There is a special, exciting vibe to like nighttime walks. So I went on one not that long ago. Really? Was it that scary? Um,

No, but it was scary Because your mind starts like telling a story It's like what's my plan of action when Yeah, I see the silhouette Like on the... Exactly, that was exactly what I was thinking was like I was picturing this like blubbery Creature like a human

That's just like learned to adapt to live in gallops You know and he just goes from little spot to spot One of the guys from the forest, the game Yeah, yeah Yeah, that sort of thing. And I was picturing, like, I was even picturing, like, the staging of me, like, because I kept nearly tripping over, because it's quite, like, unstable, and I was picturing, tripping over, and then looking to my side,

and then he's just there looking at me. Yeah. Or something like that. He's been following you the whole time. And I was even going as far as, like, running ahead, and there's, like, a fire pit towards the beginning of the walk. And I was imagining, like, there was some people there at the fire pit. And I show up after being chased by the piglet guy.

Let me catch my breath. We've got to get out of here, guys. Who the fuck are you? No, to them, you're the piglet guy. Yeah, they're, like, freaked. Run, it's the piglet guy. I'm like, I can't explain the situation fast enough. Like, I'm picturing, like, they've all just, like, smoked a joint or something.

So they're, like, paranoid. And, like, huh? Who's this dude? It's the piglet guy. everybody run let me catch my breath and I've got to explain we can't sit here

we got to move now and that's when he goes he gets all of them and then chases you back up the down yeah um oh fuck piglet guy yeah

yeah it's quite an adventure yeah no because like if if you allow your brain to go there like if you're going downstairs at night and it's dark

you'd be like I'm usually okay with that but I picture more like looking out into the garden if there was just somebody stood there in the garden yeah well no see the one my brain would always jump to

is like the classic horror movie there's like a face in the mirror oh yeah yeah turn around and it's gone and I'd like conjure it in my mind to the point where like I couldn't turn the light on because it'll be like yeah it'll be like

now because there's a possibility yeah that's weird you say like gabagool could be there Gabagall was coming for you apparently there's been a woman in this area who at like three in the morning has been knocking on people's houses

and like asking for someone by name and like if you leave them for just a second then they disappear I'm serious what where did that come from

Yeah, I'm serious Because like I'm on the The local areas Yeah, yeah, yeah Someone posted like Does anyone know like who this woman is Who just like appeared at three in the morning Knocked up my door asking for showering

And then I went to go get her a glass of water And when I came back she was gone And then someone commented like Yeah, that happened to me as well Yeah Waring an old like 1920 Yeah

She's like Victorian. Like a lantern. Have you seen showering? Can I have a glass of water, so please? I hate that shit like that. It really gets me.

As soon as that sun goes down. You'll be locking those doors, lock those windows. Yeah. Blood day. Yeah. I... I kind of want to experience more ghostly.

Yeah, I guess we've got to go back to the King's Arms if it's still called there. We should start like a whole, you know, those, those wanky fucking stupid shows. Like, you have the camera strapped to your head with the night vision. Ghost capture. Would you, like, genuinely, would you do that?

Go back there, wait for sundown, and go into those woods? Like, by myself. Us too. Maybe pays as well. maybe pays as well but also it's I don't know if I could act

Yeah it really feels It's really creepy over there And you're kind of asking for it then Do you know what I'm saying It's like you kind of deserve it But at the same time It's like You got to stand on business

You know You got to be like Ghosts don't kill people No they're just kind of mess with you Yeah they're just like At best Uh huh No better yet

There's tunnels under there. Oh. And towers. Yeah, there's... Yeah, there's the tower. But worse is the tunnels. Oh, that's horrible. That's too...

I wouldn't go in a tunnel. I'd maybe go in the woods. You know, look for the screaming girl or whatever it is. Jenny of the Woods. Jenny of the Woods. No, maybe a monk or two. Yeah, I feel like they'd be chill. Haunted monks.

Drunk. Drunk monks. we're the drunk monk I love the thing about like some people find this kind of stuff really scary you know

someone's put this on at like one a night they have just like smoked a joint or something yeah and they're like getting scared

but getting scared can be really fun yeah that's what I mean if it's all in good fun if it's like if it's like if

if it's happening to you in too much of a nasty way it's too far you know yeah like i can imagine like falling asleep if you're like with some friends at like a little camp thing and you fall asleep telling scary stories yeah motorbikes that disappear yeah and then and then you wake up and everyone's gone

hmm like that would not i was really thinking because that was making me think of like speaking of like silhouetted people who were like chasing you or tailing you or something i was just picturing that when i was starting to head back and it was dark and thinking about that movie men. The first act of it is that, basically. Yeah.

How just horrible that is. That movie goes so crazy towards the end that I forgot that that is like... That's like where it starts. Loads of people hate that movie, but I really like it, actually. Yeah, it's really good.

It's really good. So, um, do you want to do CBD first or after the break? Let's do it after. Because this is an important one. Yeah. Like when we've got to get right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, we'll see after these, uh, hopefully not so scary messages. Hello, bars. I'll tell you something that isn't wrong. A jar media store. Grab a Tim sticker or shirt or zo mezzin. The broadcast does not endorse the actions of Kevin Spacey. Ro Pooh with a dash of we with a hint of fart.

Pooh with a dash of we with a hint of fart. What do you think of the, uh, Norton Malbeck from Argentina. That's nice. It's a nice nort. Argentina's quite reliable as far as Wynn is concerned. Tarjanina. Torgianina.

Argentina. Argentina. Oh. I guess welcome to the second hour for the cast. We normally we go straight to questions, but we have to do the CBT. Cringe-based tough. Um, I've been trying not to do it like we, week by week to kind of give it a bit of space a bit of room to breathe but there are too many

good options there okay and people are asking for certain ones i've been noting them down there are some good suggestions and this one is going to be sparked on from charlie boardman 2005 do shakespeare oh yeah like we have to that's so obvious surprise surprise he's quite good at english language he like invented the Shakespeare fellow had a few quotes. He's going to have some cringe in there too, though. Let's be real. So I've actually got 25 of these,

because I was trying to narrow it down. I was on the good reads, like, Shakespeare page where it's got all these quotes, and it had like 100 plus pages of quotes. Yeah. And at a certain point, I just had to call it a day because there were just too many, like... Yeah.

Well, we can always do like round two, round three type of... True, true. But there's also like, we've got to get to the Greek philosophers. We've got so many to get through. We've got to space this out. We've got to keep them juicy cherries, like, plump. I also want... I want people who, um, if they think we've, we've made a bad take, I want to know about it.

Yeah, absolutely. Because I feel like some of this does go over my head. And if you could reword it, if you're like someone who's maybe more educated in this stuff, which is actually understands it. Study that English lit. Yeah. Or that English lang even. True.

Both is legit. Yeah. Both is lit. Well, no. are you ready yes right the fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool yeah unfathomably based yeah and that i think that's actually a spin on a greek philosopher can't remember which one said it the wise man knows he knows nothing i'm pretty sure is a yeah that might be Aristotle? Does that make it cringe, though, that he just kind of rejigged it and made it sound

cringier? There's definitely a parenthesis there. Like, we need to research that. But also to... But I think it's also universally true, though. For sure. And to add the doff does make it kind of fresh. Yeah, because of that freshness. Yeah, I'll give it best. Yeah.

Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. be able for thine enemy rather in power than use and keep thy friend under thy own life's key be checked for silence but never taxed for speech can you read it yeah love all trust a few do wrong to none be able for thine enemy rather in power than use and keep thy friend under thy own life's key be checked for silence but never taxed for speech Is it taxed as in like

T-A-X comma D So it does mean taxed For speech, man Trust See this is why we need the English lang I'm with it for the beginning Yeah first half first half

Love all trust a few Yeah Second half Do wrong to none I don't want to I think he's doing too much With this one You think it's too

I think it's cringe Flowery Yeah It's not cringe It's not He lost me though Really Yeah

Like man's doing too much I can't I don't get what he's saying Okay I'm still gonna give that one a base Okay Well, you give that a cringe? I'm dropping cringe on that one.

Giving Shakespeare a cringe, I go. Shakespeare's going to have some cringe. You've got to have some cringe. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. And therefore is winged Cupid, painted blind. Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste. Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste. And therefore is love said to be a child,

because in choice, he is so oft beguiled. That's fucking based. What does Begaard mean? Blueh. It means like there's a pig guy in the long grass and he's fucking chasing through the night. I'm being real. I'm trying to learn.

You know, like, um, those horror movies with Begul. Are you Googling it? I'm Googling it. It's one of those words where like... I know it, but don't know it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I could context clue it, but like, I couldn't explain what it means. charm or enchant often in a deceptive way

because in choice he is so off beguiled that's from amidstamite's dream oh fuck yeah that's based as fuck holy shit he clapped with that one let's go surprisingly enough Shakespeare has got some

he wrote a few goodies one or two be not afraid of greatness some are born great some achieve greatness and others have greatness thrust upon them. That's tough. That's tough as far.

Isn't that tough as fuck? It's so tough. Isn't that all? I love that. Oh, man. Doubt thou the stars are fire. Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.

Oh! That's another tough. That is tough. That's tough. That's tough. That's Hamlet right there? God damn Bro

The fault Debrutus Is not in our stars But in ourselves The fault Debrutus is not in our stars But in ourselves Dropping a little bit of Halo

Like tip of the hat That's from Julius Caesar That's based Yeah that is based Hell is empty and all the devils are here Oh Tough

That is tough That is tough Wow There is nothing Either good or bad But thinking Makes it so Based

That's well and truly based It is not in the stars To hold our destiny But in ourselves Mm, cringe No, that's based Okay That's based

I'm going to take it with cringe on that one. We know what we are, but not what we may be. I like that, based, yeah. Yeah, based. 100% based. All the worlds are stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts,

his acts being seven ages. So fucking tough. I love that. Yeah. Isn't that just so good? That was a tricky one between tough and based. Because he's kind of pulling a double barrel right there. That's some good stuff.

That's from as you like it. These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume, the sweetest honey is loathsome in his own deliciousness, and in the taste confounds the apple. therefore love moderately long love long love doth so too swift arrives as tardy as too slow I'm too slow to understand all that what's your gut telling you I need you to read it again these violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die like fire and powder which as they kiss consume the sweetest honey is loathes

in his own deliciousness and in the taste confounds the appetite therefore love moderately long love doth so too swift arrives as tardy as too slow Oh so it's like Yeah it is based

That's just like the The brighter flame These violent delights have violent ends Yeah That's based That's from Romeo and Juliet yeah that's yeah that is based you speak an infinite deal of nothing oh tough that is tough that's from the merchant at venice words are easy like the wind faithful friends are hard to find

really again words are easy like the wind faithful friends are hard to find tough tough again yeah definitely tough my tongue will tell the anger of my heart or else my heart concealing it will break. Ooh. Baste? Yeah, based. Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. Tough.

No, that's tough. That's crazy. Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. Harry Potter ruined it. No, Harry Potter. It's in the best Harry Potter, too. It's in the best Harry Potter. Oh, is it?

Is it in three? Uh-huh. Okay, tough. think we're good this way comes That's a goodie Dispute not with her She is lunatic Sheesh

Baste Yeah based Though this be madness Yet there is method In it Okay I like the twist Yeah based come on Yeah based

Listen to many speak to a few Listen to many I think that's That's tough actually Yeah Is it based or tough I think that's tough

I'm gonna go abased Hmm Fine Brevity is the soul of wit Classic You can't get much more classic Classic But is it based or tough though

I think it's a new C Classic like the most classic that is the classic it's just so true and the fact that he's proving the point with how like it's five words sorry

yeah it's five no six words let me count you do it you do a check privacy is the soul of wait is six it's not it's not it could be five Look like the innocent flower But be the serpent under it

Hide your power Okay Yeah when you read phrase it like that That's pretty base That's pretty base Yeah base The first thing we do Let's kill all the lawyers

Let's go Tough tough Tough three more what's done cannot be undone that's classic that's another

key classic in time we hate the which we often fear Tough? We hate that Which we often fear Fear

In time We hate that which we oft fear Mm-hmm Yeah That's based Another universal truth Yeah How did he do it?

I'm gonna go tough with that one Okay Fair Last one When Sorrows come They come not single spies But in battalions When what come

Sorrows I think that's tough When sorrows come They come not single spies But in battalions That's tough Yeah that's tough as far Fuck.

Also the fact that they had like spies back then. That's crazy. What did a spy do back then? Yeah, they had spies, of course. What did they shake and stir? Like being like a liar, sneaky going undercover. Like, that's not me. They had thieves.

They had the thief class. We had the thieves guild. You know? They didn't have the spies guilt. I think out of all the ones we've done, this has been my favorite ones. Really? I think these are incredible.

I do like, I like that you have to like decipher them. Yeah. That is fun. Because I, I remember so clearly, I think it was year eight, we did a lot of Shakespeare and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? Why do you speak like that? Why can't you just say in Minecraft? Yeah.

Um, but now I'm not a child. I can appreciate. Especially because, uh, obviously like Shakespeare's writing is in everything. yeah all of our cult like everything well there's like the argument that they're like the basis of all stories

pretty much yeah but I would argue the Bible came first yeah I don't know I enjoyed that that was fire let us know any other philosophers or storytellers

they don't necessarily have to be philosophers I've got a list actually of like some ones we can do Spider Man quotes Spider-Man Zach Snyder quotes I mean, just our quick CBT on Spider-Man.

The classic. But isn't that based off a philosopher? With great power. One-knuckle Benz, with great power. Conscary possibilities. True. Right, there are a couple questions I want to do, as we kind of start rounding down this episode.

really done many questions this episode but that happens sometimes sometimes there's just an immediate CBT that needs to be done you know yeah that had to be done but so does this one um actually if you got this far comment give me the loot give me the loop um um two dev the hero has this to say hello today a fairy who worked on the sonic movie leaked the beta version with the weird ugly sonic design onto his fart sniffer profile your thoughts did you see anything about this what do you mean do you remember the original sonic movie design yeah yeah yeah i guess this person had some link to it and on their twitter released a bunch of like concept art and like early screens and stuff of it but at the same time their whole twitter is

dedicated to fart fetish content okay the most sonic thing ever tracks yeah that's so sonic isn't that awesome yeah if you're into sonic you're into farts like that i wonder if i can oh what anyway i took a screenshot of um like they have they have a thread pinned on their account um and they said normally this is where people plug their shit but this is just a fart fetish account where i post about huffing fart so I got nothing to plug but my ass enjoy yeah so there's like all these articles and weird pictures and stuff um I just thought that was interesting yeah that it just makes sense doesn't it yeah that does make sense that does make sense and this is

actually this is interesting max the average oh one says do y'all prefer ghosts or go We're kind of talking about this earlier. What is a ghoul? I think a ghoul is like my personal interpretation based on nothing, but vibes. To me, a ghoul is like a physical ghost. A ghost can't be touched. But like a ghoul can get you. A ghoul could be touched.

But a ghost is like just trapped. I think a ghost can turn into a ghoul. Right. I think a ghoul is a more dangerous ghost. So like if I just go off like Google definitions, ghost, an apparition of a dead person which is believed to appear or become manifest to the living, typically as a nebulous image. But a ghoul is an evil spirit or phantom, especially one supposed to rob graves and feed on their bodies. Okay. So that by those definitions, ghoul is definitely scarier.

Yeah. And I'm just totally wrong No, I feel like there's some Creative License there Yeah, I mean, like if I wanted to make my own universe With ghosts and ghouls, then maybe I would Change things up a little bit And goblins?

Yeah, I'm not crazy about goblins They're cringy? Yeah, they're lame They're not cool If your universe has goblins, your universe is a bit cringe No, no, the Goblin King yeah I don't know

the depiction of goblins in that movie's kind of cringe in the movie yeah they're cool in the Hobbit book yeah okay you can kind of like imagine I'll take it back

I'll take it back I'll take it back I'll take it back thank you so I'm gonna play a sound to you right now don't look okay because you need to guess

what animal mating call this is yeah Fox no hold on Is it like a boar Is it like a ball? Just a few more seconds.

How does that make you feel? I don't like it. It's horrible. Um, what, what, so you think a boar, like a pig type thing? It sounds peggy, the squealing type. It's not a pig. Is it a mammal? Yeah.

Morrow it down by country, because there's only one place that this animal exists. Okay, I'll go, continents first go for it I'm not getting Europe Nope I'm not getting America Nope

North or South Nope Africa Nope Asia Nope we've been Australasia

Yeah we've been to this place Kangaroo you're on the right lines Australia Australia. Yeah.

Coala. Yes. Dude. What the fuck? Creepy assholes. Prince Ollie says, Alex, I believe you'll be interested in koala grunts slash mating calls as they are unexpectedly horrifying and Australian animals are generally bizarre.

I'd love to see Jim try and guess what it is from the noise alone. When the cassowary sounds were first played on the cast, I mistook them for koalas due to the horrible sounds they make. Just imagine camping in the Australian wilderness and hearing. these grunts throughout the night, a common experience for campers in Australia. Do you want to hear it again? Dude, if you're camping in Australia, you're...

Why? You're insane. I thought my walk the other day was scary. Doing the equivalent of that would be so high stakes. Yeah, you're saying that. We don't even really have... Like, we have snakes, but they're so rare. Yeah.

Like, you might see an... And worst-case scenario, you might get, like, a bit of a swollen ankle. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've seen, like, a grass snake before. I've seen an adder, I think I've never seen an adder I'd like to They're cool but

Yeah They want nothing to do with you Yeah they just want to get away Whereas like this It doesn't match how they look No And they're weird like two thumbs They're so

Australia's just on something different I did. I feel like it's the reason we became like kind of a secular culture. Like we discovered Australia and it was like, oh hell is like a physical place on earth. It's like burning hot with these crazy monsters running around. Although I would like see Ayers Rock in my lifetime.

For sure. I'm not like against going, but like I would leave the second. and I see Big Spider. See, it's not the spider. It's more like snakes and, um, cassoorries and stuff like that. It's scary to me.

Yeah. But if they kill me, it's like, okay. But like, if I see Big Spider, it's like, I have to be okay with that being. Hmm. Yeah. I, oh. And the speed, Huntsman spiders are just so endlessly.

Yeah, but they're like, they're the ones that you want in your house. No, they're fucking not. No, they are because they're, I didn't want them on my goddamn plan. No, because they deal with the other things that will actually intrude. More like a bird. They get like rats and you hate rats.

Do you hate spiders or rats more? Spiders. Really? Spiders are scarier than rats. But a spider doesn't care about you. It doesn't want anything to do with you. A rat doesn't want anything to do with me. No, it does.

It wants your food. It wants your resources. A spider doesn't. A spider wants my space. Yeah, but you share with it. Lots of, lots of, lots of. of Aussie we have lots of Aussie listeners right in defending huntsmen's loads of Australians no loads of Australians will keep them in their houses as like a defence thing okay and I feel

like I would be one of those I would never see you like I couldn't nah if it dude they want nothing to do with you bro if a house spider fucks me up yeah I'm not hacking a hunt they are quick but they want nothing to do with you, bro. Like, as long as they're out in my zone, they're not crawling on me, whatever. It's more like the funnel webs and stuff like, that's too much for me. Well, yeah. All the spiders, the snakes would fuck me up as well. The snakes are scary.

The giant birds that love to kill. Love to kill. Yeah. The marsupials that want to get you in like a headlock. I'm good. Like, what a crazy place. It's too far. I want to go.

Um, I like edible food, so Bear Bear Bear, I have a hypothetical for you. You have to do 100 hours of community service by being a companion to one of these people. Morrissey, Ryan Reynolds, Jaden Smith, Kanye, Uve Boll, or Rob Schneider. Who do you pick? Oh my God. And you have to do what for them? 100 hours of community service by being a companion. companion.

I'm picking Uve Bo. Who's Uve Bo? He, like, directed, like, the House of the Dead movie and all those, like, weird

video game movies. Oh, yeah. I think he's working on another one, actually. He, like, runs a restaurant, so you can just,

like, eat in the restaurant and stuff. Whereas, these other guys, like... I mean, yay is way... Hell no.

Yeah, fuck that. Um... Because, like, he'd force you to, like, just do weird things like you see we see that weird clip of him like because he always hangs out

with sneaker nowadays he like there's that clip of him forcing him to shave his hair and stuff to like look like him and it's just like nah i don't want to be around you yeah outside of the obvious stuff you know yeah on top of everything yeah yeah uh honestly jaden you'd get some good stories i feel yeah and getting the goss Yeah He's gonna have some good goss Uh huh

Um You're gonna have anecdotes Yeah I feel a little bit sorry for him With everything that happened Being just like Born into a crazy world A crazy family

Yeah Yeah I get it Yeah thrust into You don't get to choose Which chance that he have You know No matter what he did People be like

Fuck you You know Right He's yeah Right brother I think we should do one more Let's end on this one from the Big Lodge Hey Bear Bear Bearers

In a few weeks I'm visiting Birmingham To spend a week with a friend I met online I'm coming from the southern US Is there any advice you would give me On avoiding the inevitable culture shock I've never even been to a city To be completely honest Or taken a flight

So any advice would be kind of sick I guess, I don't know Cheers Also congrats to Jim on kicking the poison thank you that's a big old step that is a big step um airports are way less scary than they might seem they're like quite overwhelming at first but they're also like quite simple actually yeah i've done like multiple flights by myself now and i find it like completely fine yeah it's it's like daunting but they're not gonna let you like do i just go up to people like if you're confused at all, like just go up to staff and be like, hey, I'm confused. Can you like talk me through

this? And they're like, sure. Like, it's really not a big deal to them. It's just like those spaces that are designed to like funnel people to the right. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I've made some like really dumb mistakes in airports and stuff. Like, like I got to like the security bit with my main bag and stuff. Like I hadn't checked it and just dumb stuff like that. I don't even know how I did it and like I had to be like escorted like a special way to go back and stuff I do I constantly do stuff like that but um they just don't care like yeah that that's just their job as dumb and inept you think you are there is someone who's a hundred times more dumb and inept than you could ever possibly be so late don't even worry about it um but as far as going to

birmingham good luck brother yeah yeah they come Culture shock would be like equally as much for me. I don't know, yeah, because that's quite a... I don't know, Birmingham. Because I can't, I guess I can't relate from jumping from that culture shock of only ever being in southern US and then going to a city and not just any city, but Birmingham. Yeah. You'll be over with your friend. That will help a lot.

Yeah, I feel like people will, um, like you inherently. Yeah, they'll be like, oh, someone who's, like, kind of friendly and cordial and wants to... yeah yeah well i i i just went on like a little mini trip hmm like just north for about an hour's drive and the i was i was like in culture shock the local people were so fucking nice yeah i was like what the hell that's such a weird thing about the uk you drive pockets yeah you drive one hour and it's like oh a different like kind of person just totally different

to the people I'm around you'll be fine yeah yeah it's a big city lots to do must to see having somebody there it would be way more overwhelming if you're just by yourself for sure but having like a guide someone from the place

just makes it so much easier show you the good spots or I guess second cousin has a as a bar there in Birmingham I still haven't actually gone to it Because I'm just never in Birmingham. Yeah, same. I've been there like twice.

I've literally never been to the city. That has a notoriously fucked awful train station, which I hate. I've only been to it once, but it was so bad. Like the worst train station I've ever been to. But you'll be fine. If you're staying there, you'll be good. Yeah, and you probably won't be using the train station. Well, brother, I think.

We think we did it yet again. Oh my God. The middle of the end. The center. The center of the middle of the end. The center on the edge of the corpus of the end. Do you think the universe is going to end? Yeah.

One day. You think the whole, everything will end? Yeah, when Doctor Doom goes like, Now's my turn. Hmm. You know. Now, it's time for mine. Did I mention the...

Did I mention that I'm back? M. Do you think they're going to introduce Miles... Miles Morales. Into the M.C.U. Jaden Smith. Ooh.

I was about to say nah, but then you said Jaden? And then I went, yeah. Yes, please. What about the kill from Stranger Things? Hello? Yeah. What are they in the MCU? Yeah.

What? I want Millie of Bobby Brown to be Miles Morellas. Yeah. Yeah. Say goodnight to our, uh, Sig Figs. And just say good night in general. Bye-bye. Time for die sleepies.

I don't know. We're going to be.