JAR Media Posdact - The Mink Economy - Corncast #15

Episode Date: November 9, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies   Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:39 Denmark Mink Destruction 10:08 Housekeeping 20:15 Free Guys Delayed - Jim is Upset 24:20 Twitter Speedround 32:50 Mid Break & Patrons 44:48 Reddit Questions 50:10 Swindon Memories 53:49 What's a good first car? 55:23 Marshmallow Salsa 58:44 Bad Phrases 1:01:57 Choc Orange Centre or Callipo Juice 1:09:10 Ridiculous Hypothetical 1:14:17 James talks about ASMR 1:20:14 What Halo enemies are each jar member? 1:25:13 Elden Ring Hopes 1:30:05 Bonus Moment

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents. My name is Alex, and I'm hosting episode 15 of the Corncast. I was taking a walk the other day. Where are you going? I was actually going to court to see Johnny Depp. Yeah. That's a sore one as well. you're going to have to

you're going to have to bring me up to speed on what the current situation is regarding the current state of Johnny Deft Well he He lost his libel case against the sun But no but isn't there a whole case between him and Amber No I think it was sort of a proxy battleground

But court sort of I guess they took the side of her Well the biggest thing here is he lost against the sun, the sun. Of all the newspapers, the sun. Yeah. Great. Not the, not the, not the, not the cheeriest start. No, it's absolutely depressing and I'm fed up of the sun's

chaotic grip they have on society. And the control they have over English politics is absolutely disgusting and I just can't handle it anymore. Well, thanks for the inspiring words, blood cock. That's you, James. Just say something. Blood cock. Oh yeah, we'll catch you up on all the jar memes in this episode, but yeah, we're joined by Bloodcock himself, James.

Um, yes, this is me, this is Bloodcock himself. Also Vinny. And Vinny, yeah, yeah. Vinny, I am the man, Vinny. And the Bloodcock. Yeah, Beast in the background there. What have you got to say, Beast? Um, not a whole lot.

I'm just feeling sort of mixed things about everything going on in the world. Gently sort of riled up, you know, we'll get into it during the show. And last but not least Welcome Little Pimp To the show again What do you reckon? What do I reckon? I reckon it's a fucking travesty

You know All these people out here on the street Doing whatever they want to do They're just walking around Going to the shops They're just driving their cars And living their lives I just can't believe

That they think they can even do that so brazenly It's absolutely ridiculous And I cannot handle it anymore I've just had enough of it you know So did you guys think that the corn ling was ever going to be returned to? Was the corn ever going to be unsheathed again? I honestly, honestly, on a real serious note,

like real serious note, no, I didn't. Like at all. I, because the tories are so obsessed of the economy, but I didn't think they would do this again, you know? But they kind of have. I sort of repressed all of lockdown. I'd forgotten about everything that happened in lockdown. Yeah, same.

purpose. I'd forgotten just how long it was, but when I was going back and looking at the Corncast playlist and seeing how many episodes are in there, 14 weeks' worth of episodes. It's a long time. Yeah. Well, there's only like,

that's only like three months and two weeks. That's not that long. But yeah, we're back in it now. That's where the corn's returned. No, but are we? Well, it was a minimum of a month lockdown. What are you guys reckon? What's it going to be this time?

It's, what, three and a month? I reckon it'll be a month. You think it's just going to be a straight a month? No extending it. No extending it. I have reasons, though. I have reasons, and that's that nothing's changed. This isn't a lockdown at all.

Like, there's no change. Go outside and you can just see that people aren't kind of fuss at all. Well, yeah. I'm still going to work every day of the week practically. Nothing's changed for me. Yeah, it's very reactionary and late. I would have been down with this a couple months ago to try and, you know, but they want to do it before Christmas

before Christmas apparently months ago then because then it would have surely helped for the Christmas food because I guess they figured it would go back up again by that point all they're doing it's like these temporary like

the lockdown is four is to do it like preemptively preemptively no reactionarily that's the only way for the British government dude it's it's embarrassing I can't believe we're back here it's just this year has been like just a groundhog day

horror already Can't even go to the gym You can't go to the gym That is life ruining And And And There's a

I've got really devastating news And that Denmark are killing all the minks I read that Yeah they're fucking killing Millions like hundreds of fellas Like 30 million I think It's like crazy like that They're like little marmots

Jim They're little rodents You get Mink Coe, you know? Little groundhogs. Yeah, well, they're kind of cute. Mink fur, little lemmings. Do they, would they be being killed and skinned anyway?

Yeah, well, yes, probably. But they're just... Why are they killing the groundhogs? Because they've got, they have found a new strain of coronavirus in them that has infected humans or something or, well, I'm not actually sure. I can't remember I read it this morning. I reckon, I reckon after all this, we should just, kill all animals

just wipe them all out yeah because that way you know all these like animals that are at threat of extinction well it wouldn't matter because they don't be extinct yeah there'd be no threat what would you start with where would you begin labrador's corgis you can't specify like a subspecies

like a breed of a black cats called billy yeah we'd start with black cats called no yeah you start with household pets Yeah, no, you kill the cats, dogs, gerbils. No, dogs are easier to kill than cats. Because cats can get away. Dogs, it's another story.

Do you want it down on that hill? No, he's got a point. You fuck over a cat and he won't come back. Yeah, you fuck over a dog, where else can he go? Exactly. So you just can't avoid the, uh, these subjects just delving into it. Oh, I know what you do. I know what you do.

Okay, so there's a lot of talk about the rainforest and protecting it. Build a massive wall around the rainforest and put every animal in the world. And there's that fire to it. And then just no, put them on a bow, like, Noah's Ark sort of thing. Yeah, just see what happens. Yeah. If we get like water lions. Maybe we'll get like a Madagascar thing, you know, where four of them escape in a box each.

And then, you know, they end up in Madagascar. Russia and then get some kind of weird mutation. Well, most of them. Russia is just wasteland, so like... Yeah, it's just empty waste and a hole that's really fucking deep. And yeah, it's just a fucking waste. But if you did stick loads of animals on a boat,

what animal would come out the other side? What is the survivor of the boat? If you did like a real... It would have to be a carnivorous one. I don't know. It'll be a Labrador. Trees? No, I think it'd be bears.

I think bears would do pretty well. No, Labrador. Have you not said, seen the videos of just like loads of animals just being okay with Labradors. No, but they'd get hungry is the thing and the carnivorous animals on board, some of them would start, maybe they'd start their own sort of, their own society, you know, they have like, if you want, let's call it a society. And they'd be tension at first and a lot of animals would die to begin with, but then after that, you'd find these groups forming, you know, and you'd have the big cats doing

whatever they're doing and they'd have to group up to survive maybe they'd learn to love each other what would be the currency in the animal boat world

I think it would be me I'm not saying they're going to develop an economy James I'm talking about animals surviving on a boat not starting a city I think they would start an economy

minks would be the economy the ink economy or like their hair or their scales whatever I think they'd start a friendship economy

yeah yeah what do they trade in friendship it's just a measurable force and energy oh yeah we're not thinking about

all the primates that'd be on board oh they'd do well which ones are they I don't know gorillas monkeys bonobos yeah the bonobos

we can finally find out what would win a bear or a gorilla yeah who do you think I would win I don't know I think the gorilla because have you seen

one of those just like barrel barrel into something Yeah, this is what I say. Imagine it grabs her, because it gets the bear by the face and it hits it, it rips its arms apart and shut about a key thing there. Look up the weight of a polar bear and then look up the weight of a gorilla. No, okay, well, a polar bear.

Okay, polar bear. It's like a different, that's different, though. No, but think about it all. No, like a bear is going to have the strength of a gorilla pretty much. But they've also got claws. Yeah, but gorilla got smart. Yeah, gorilla got brain. Gorilla does potentially have brain

But I don't know They're not going to wait Have you seen them do Goillars do spin time Bears can't do spin time A gorilla strength is estimated to be about 10 times their body weight Fully grown silverbacks are actually stronger

than 20 adult humans A silverback gorilla can lift 1,810 kilos on a bench press Yeah fuck a bear That's what I mean I don't think he can beat a polar bear Anything, a smaller bear, maybe. It would be closer, but polar...

Yeah, like a black bear. Polar bear, grizzly bear, nah. They got them teeth and them claws and them, like, dog faces. No, no way. Let's do a bit of housekeeping then, all right? All right. James, we had a bit of a discussion last episode about the concept of death, you know, just staying on this, like, moodlifting,

topics and all that. Yeah, yeah. You triggered a few people in the comments, James, with what you said about how you don't fear death. I don't know if you want to go deeper into that or if it's just going to get more depression. That triggered people? Yeah.

People, like, they started saying that it's really unbelievable that I'd say something like I don't fear death. But there's a very valid thing and science backs me up and it's a simple thing of suicide. They've done, yeah, they've done scientific stuff where they've taken. in two groups of people, one, you know, a fine, and the other have attempted multiple or one time. And they found on average that the people who've attempted suicide naturally just have a higher acceptance of death and just a lack of fear of it. Like, there's a lot, I've read some papers on it, and it's scientifically proven that if you do actually, yeah, and it's like

a part of the process of trying to kill yourself. Because your brain wants you to survive. like we all fear death humans do so when you try to kill yourself it's like you're trying to tell your brain not to fear that so if you get far enough into it you just stop fearing and that's why I don't fear it like

boom you can look up yourself you just Google suicide and fear of death and you'll find the good results but I'm not chatting shit here so yeah that's what I want to say yeah fair enough make them all feel bad for judging me Fuck you. How dare you?

In a slightly more positive news, though, I knew it was going to happen. You talk shit about Fallout 76 and the defenders are going to come in. Are you serious? More? The last few episodes, Reuben, we've just been talking shit about Fallout 76. Yeah, bad game, bad game. Because, yeah, it's just hilarious. Have you played it since? Because there's been like a huge update where they've added, you know, content.

No, no, it's because it's a bad game. Yeah, and we played it We played it a few times And you will just walk around the map And every like five minutes There's just a bug The whole game is fucked No matter what way you go

You just see glitches And just the fucking garbage That is that game Yeah Luke Davidson said In regards to the Fallout 76 debate I play daily And I can say that the game is still alive And I always load into a fresh lobby

Full of players No glitches in a relatively fun experience If you can give it a go. So there are people that that play it. I feel like he's lying to himself for it. No, no glitches. Are you serious?

It's a Bethesda game. Yeah, like, we... We couldn't avoid glitches. Destiny, too. That's Bungee. They have a reasonable level of polish on everything they make. There are still glitches in that fucking game, so don't, don't act like a Bethesda game doesn't have glitches in it.

Yeah. It's like you realize how lucky. are to be the one without any, like, bugs, right? You have to have, like, this corrupted, broken version that somehow only you have to have no glitches. Like, I can't even play New Vegas because it's so fucking broken at this point, like, and the engine's still the same.

The whole game's still the same. Yeah, yeah. Well, on the same line of games, we spoke a little bit about old flash games we liked, and Marcel Toeing said, in the last pod, Jim seemed to say that Flash games, in particular, The Impossible Game was something more unique to his age slash generation.

I don't know if we're backwards in Australia or something, but I, a 19-year-old, fondly remember many Flash games, including The Impossible Game, which I didn't play as much as my mates. In fact, even into late high school, we were logging into cool mathsgames.com. com to play Run 3 and Blunes Tower Defence. In fact, I would argue that Flash games are not in fact dead, but very much alive in schools where the Education Department blocks other more complex games. but I think what we mean by dead is the fact that like Flash is actually like going I think is I think that's like support for yeah yeah not that also in in that episode I actually said it was like the generation is the wrong term I guess but you're you're like era Alex being three years older than us um I didn't really see that many people at school like playing the

impossible game whereas I feel like all that all that stuff I got from you that's what I meant by my comment do you remember those flash games Reuben do you have any particular standouts you remember yeah I used to play them all the time used to be like a normal thing I'd come home from school and go on what was did you remember that website that had the more well there was one called mini clip that everyone liked oh yeah I never already cared for mini clip because they had a lot of shit games on that I like this one called one more level they were pretty good. There's one called Congregate that I remember used to be

pretty good. There was crazy monkey games. I think Newgrounds had just some games on it sometimes. It wasn't like the place you would go necessarily, but yeah. But one more level was my one because there was a new game every day. For a time, they actually, I mean, they still do update it, but back then it really was a new game

every day. Really? Do you remember any specific games that stand out? it's hard to think back I couldn't remember the name of it yeah yeah I liked I liked free rider because that was one where you sort of could you know you control the bike

oh yeah yeah yeah but line rider was always cool just to just to play but yeah I liked free rider it was anything where I could just use the arrow keys because I used to use like my mom's laptop for some time as well so any because and yeah you're not going to want to use a mouse or the mouse pad for that so as anything of keys was a go-to i guess what i was thinking with it was like surely they're more irrelevant because everyone has a phone in their pocket and phone games i don't know the youngsters probably play those right over phone games um phone games always have like live action game live-action uh live service loops and things like that and then feedback loops that people get people hooked yeah Yeah, you're right.

Let's have a look here. One more level. They don't matter anymore because it is literally Fortnite and Cod and just mobile games in general that just have killed off. Not killed off, but put their nail in the coffin for flash games at school.

I can't say the search. Yeah, I don't know if it's just like an age thing or if it's just something you tend to engage with when you're that age in school. I don't know. I haven't been to school for a long time, so. I can't remember any. a long time we all never know

yeah it was just I guess free rider free rider two that was like a big deal yeah they were huge when these big games dropped back then and just like stick fighting games

they won't have stick fighting mm-hmm complete obsession the tower defense runs are the ones are the ones I liked quite a bit you quite liked that um what was it called James Dark Orbit ha ha ha ha ha

smoke no Who? James, what was it that got you to click on that first dark orbit ad thing? Was it the xenomorph or the X-Wing? No. Was it the stolen artwork that got you in? Um, I, I, I, do you know, I don't even.

Was it? Like, the xenomorph and the, no, no, it's just stolen. Just stolen? How did they do that? I don't actually know. I have no idea. What are they actually in the game, though? Was there like an X-wing?

in the game. Yeah, there was like a copy. I think I had that one. It was actually quite a high-level ship. So... No, no... I used to know about it's dark all of it. No, the ex-win copy...

Accomplishment. The X-and-coppy was like the first decent ship you buy. Then you get the Goliath, which was the really expensive shit. And I had one of them in... I think it was like, uh, orange. And, oh, I just don't...

Don't, you're giving me fucking bad flashback. basically I have no idea why I got into that game I was just on some site and I just saw that ad and it was just like shit shit and then I clicked it and then I just helplessly addicted all day every day I never took you to be all that interested in like sci-fi stuff so I'm really surprised that that one got you

yeah it was that one it was dark old bit that managed to smell you yeah they announced this submarine one that was basically the same concept of submarine And I was one of like the few beta testers But my PC is so shit I couldn't even play it Submarine orbit Yeah basically Submarine orbit

But like sci-fi submarine orbit Like a world of water Mm-hmm Damn And the crazy thing is Dark orbit was my energy point to Eiffel The Blue Song

Because I somehow Somehow during that whole thing I ended up in one of the top three clans in the game. So I just, I was like talking to these, like, not pro, but these like seasoned players who were all like in their 30s all the time. Like, oh, fuck me. And it's just fucking bizarre. Sorry, I'm just going on about Dark Orbit's.

It's bringing back all the memories of like, well, that's what the cast is for. Dark Orbit is shit, by the way. It's just a scam. It's just a fucking scam game. Okay, I got a scam. to talk about guys and i know this is going to upset you jim um free guys it's been delayed you and all of reddit must be crying oh yeah i saw this today as well i'm ryan reynolds no me i'm sort of gonna

band with the redditors this time like it it's about time something good happened to to people on reddit you know because they've got it kind of tough it is a struggle over there sometimes you know well yeah people always like making fun of them and stuff Ryan and Reynolds like taking ages to make movies and then you just straight up what is it is it cancelled it's just been taking out the release schedule like look look like people are always saying we need some more original ideas

just get Ryan Reynolds out here like he was trying to do and obviously that gets cancelled indefinitely yeah it's delayed indefinitely It just doesn't look like a real film, and it has that poster where they, it's like smiley white guy, they've set up the saturation a bit, and there's lots of stuff, and the text is, it's free guy, really basic text, and it's blue. There's always like a blue, I don't know how to describe it, but it's one of those posters. It's just the most generic, like, this is a wacky, zany film posters. I don't know. Just imagine Ryan Reynolds' vehicle, and then the poster kind of paints itself.

so people aren't allowed to make movies that just like we're saying that it's sick and awesome we're agreeing with you jim oh right sweet cool yeah like i'm praising it for having it's generic poster because i know that it appeals to like loads of people that way they should rebrand it as the gta online movie and it would probably be huge yeah they should definitely do that yeah because the new guerrillas music video is just made in gtia 5 yeah that really surprised me Because you said in the group chat, like, why is the new guerrillas? Yeah, because Kanye did the same thing as well. Yeah, what is it?

Is it, have they made so much money from GTA that they're just paying musicians to make music videos in that fucking game at this point? It's a possibility. Like, why did, why? I get that during, like, lockdown and everything, it's harder to make a music video, but it is bizarre. Everyone was making fun of it in the comments. I thought it kind of worked, though, to be honest, more so in the, this...

Yeah, it wasn't angry or fuming about it or anything, but I was just... Yeah, it was just strange. As good as the... I think the song machine album deserves better music videos. There are a couple of really good ones, but I don't think they're really as good as they used to be. I don't know if that's just a nostalgia thing or what. I just think they're not quite as... There's so many, like, visual moments I remember from those old music videos that I could draw from memory. and the new ones don't really have that as much

No, I totally agree Yeah, because like El Manu Nanana Like that imagery Stylo Yeah I love Stylo so much Yeah, the self-titled had some

Crazy good ones too Melancholy Hill Rock the House Yeah, there's loads of classic ones I don't know about to see what's time No, but Stylo You like Stylo, do you? It's the best gorilla song

Where'd you get that opinion from? The fact that there's a cameo in the moods for you. What is the best guerrilla song? I don't know. I... Changes with the winds, probably. Best guerrilla song ever. Sex murder party.

Uh, no, what the fuck is it called? The one from the plastic beach. Well, I don't know what plastic beach. Oh, fuck that. Sweepstakes. Sweepstakes. Really awful. When they did it live, I didn't even know what the song was.

I was like, whatever. Let's zoom through some Twitter speed rounds then. From, uh, man weed's going to start us off with this one. Vimto Addict. Opinions on sparkling water. Parentheses, I hate it unless it's flavored. Um, no. Okay.

Now, now you're. personally insulting me. There's only one reason to drink sparkling water and that's when you go for a tasting menu. What? Because if you think normal water

there's something about sparkling water that gets rid of the flavours in your mouth so when you have the next part of the tasting menu you're not carrying over flavors. So if you go have a tasting menu you have sparkling water.

Is ordinary water not sort of... No, sparkling water's advised. This is from a chef. know if it was chatting shit but this is what i've been told but but like it's i just sparkling water's whole to me i think sparkling water like has a taste i i don't think it does i think what the the sparkle is the taste you know what i'm saying like it just tastes like it's neutralizing my mouth it tastes like carbon i don't like it has a taste and it's not nice yeah it's horrible and it i think it's

It's just fine. Yeah, well, you would say that, wouldn't you? Yeah. What about flavored? You don't like those either. Unless it's... That flavor, spark and water, is just like lemonade that's not bad for you.

Yeah, but that's all people don't like, because it doesn't taste sweet, I guess. It tastes... It's vaguely sweet. It's like 1% sweet. Yeah, I hate those, like... It tastes like someone just dropped one... milliliter of orange juice

into a liter of water I don't eat this for shit you don't eat or drink yeah drink well if you put it in a bowl and use a fork then you eat it then you oh yeah forgot about that

I'm fine with that at Zach Huso says are any of you boys participating in no nut November no I failed um no

because no hold on where's this stupid picture I keep on that fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger thing he doesn't need a nut coupon yeah I don't need a nut coupon Ruben doesn't need a nut

I'm a stud I'm bullsey I don't take this shit from anyone I nut during November anytime I want I don't know to find a nut coupon like you what is the origin of no nut November because Movember is like a charity thing I don't know where no nut comes from sounds like a 4chan thing or something

That's a good point Where did it come from? I'm going to search the origin of No Not November Find it there's probably like a Watch Mojo video on it Have you ever, have any of you ever done No November? No

No No I don't participate in any shit like that Oh I think Well this is what Wikipedia says And it says it's related to the No FAP community on Reddit Which is, you know So it's a Reddit invention

Yes But I think it's been like I would say it's been a 4chan thing before that Well everything on Reddit was a 4chan thing first Yeah Yeah Base I've no

It's impossible to actually do It was not impossible It surely it's possible Why wouldn't I Just why wouldn't you Well yeah I haven't done it so I don't know

some people surely get something out of it otherwise it wouldn't have a catchy kind of I watched this whole like interview thing with a no nutter who just decided like I'm never nutting again a no nutter well no fapper I guess

right yeah so nut is still on the table yeah you can nut but not by your own hand okay so a fleshlight would be fine so nut is on the table No, you've got to use your hand, like...

There's not all over the table. You can nut on the table, that's right. Yeah, you can nut on the table. As long as you're not the one doing. Yeah, as long as the table is the one doing it. At dusk plane says... Oh, sorry, Bjoram, did it have a house? No, sorry, no, it's fine. Continue.

What are your thoughts on bonfire night, and our fireworks good for shops to sell in the UK? Um, no, fireworks should be straight up banned. Why? I disagree. Right. Oh, so we can scale all the animals. No, they're not for that. It's meant to be a, they're used because humans like celebrating stuff

of loud noises and pretty colors. Because they're fucking stupid. They can do it all virtually, just use drones. How many people get hurt by fireworks every year? Quite a lot, I think. Well, you see the attacks that have been going on with fireworks. Really? People are aiming them at houses and, like, driving their cars around, like, shooting them, yeah.

yeah everyone's realized you can use the candlestick ones like there's that famous video there's people like running around firing them each other in the street like it's like a wand or some shit yeah i've i don't know i've never bought a firework but i'm just annoyed at them now because argi's now scared of them so when he hears them he starts freaking out and shaking and i cut a sock in half and then put it over his head to cover his ears so he'd stop hearing him he looked hilarious poor little guy who's shaking shaking. This guy is scared of them, James? Um, I wouldn't say scared. I was actually weirdly enough. I was because it's um, they did, there's a stupid thing in England universe called daylight saving. So they move the

clocks forward so that as soon as you leave one, it's black. Yeah, but it's so in the morning. I don't think it's the EU. No, across the whole European Union, everyone does it in Europe. I don't otherwise we'd all be out of sync with each other even more I'm pretty sure.

But anyway, they move it so that you basically can't do anything after work. It's, I don't know why they do it. It's for farmers. Fuck the farmers. Yeah, it's like just an incredibly out of date. Do you drink milk, James? Do you consume milk? I don't know.

I like farmers. There was a, I thought it was something to do of just making sure there's daylight in the morning. Yeah, for farmers. And people, I thought it was for like people, children going to school was another thing, argument for it. So that, you know, there's daylight and they can't be hit by cars and shit. no but but but well they can be they still can be but you can just see them easier on the road

yeah you can aim yeah you can target I thought they were getting rid of it or something but I might just made it out no it's been a debate for years really what's more important having a bit of darkness in the morning

which you're not going to see anyway because you're going to work or having your entire evening boom okay okay think about the number of people who get out of work late enough anyway so that it's dark in the evening regardless I am on the side

of light in the morning. I'm on the side of, I don't really give a shit. Like, it gets darker earlier anyway. You know, like, that's just how the world works. Like, at a certain point, like, we'd get home, like, it would be dark at half-past four. No one gets out of work at half-past four, like, in the average work day. A lot of people do. Who's that, then, James?

Name all of them. Okay, you've got Sarah down in HR. Then you've got Billy in finance. No. okay, this is completely off topic I was going to say, because of daylight saving, I had to walk Gaius yesterday in

the pitch black, and as I was walking to the field by my house, there was fireworks going off. And what do you think Gaius did? I tried to chase them. Yeah. And so it's just like, Gaius, no. But I've got, he's incredibly an incredibly good boy and I just shouted

no at him and he was fine. What would he do if you're in a field and you just like lit one in the middle of the field? Would he run towards anything? No, he'd grab it and just tear it to pieces. It wouldn't explode because he would have just fucking destroyed it before it would have just gone off. All right.

Well, on that note, we'll be back up to these messages. Hey, it's me, Zeus, the god. My fully endorse the jarmedia merchandise available in the description below. right so do you want me to begin what you're going to say bro I was going to say he's a jolly good fellow oh okay

okay I'll start oh who's a jolly good fellow who's a jolly good fellow right you're ready the lyrics to please he's a jolly good fellow go on Alex take us away This is the part where we read the patron names.

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Because you didn't, you didn't allow me to eat the Percy pigs. What? It's still in the freezer, that fucking ice cream. Oh, I might come and pick it up someday. Jimmy, do you want to pick up my Percy Pig, um, ice cream, um... Yeah, feel free to try it. Did you see, they sell the Ben and Jerry's cookie dough bits as like individual bits now. Just cookie dough, basically.

Yeah, just cookie dough bits. Well, like, not in ice cream. Yeah. You still have to get them from the freezers. Oh, right. Yeah. Pippot poy, James is eating the Percy Pig poys. I watched a whole

gameplay video of Assassin's Creed Baller earlier Oh how does it look Oh the pasty pics have gone missing It looks quite good in terms of its graphics I mean they have sort of refined what Because Odyssey looks very good still as well Just a little bit rough Did you play Odyssey?

Yeah I did I've been playing it recently Well I played it like on Xbox for fucking ages Last year And I got I beat the main story And a load of stuff and I went into like the DLC

and then I got it again recently on PC because I don't use my Xbox and like I've played like 40 I played 67 hours apparently but my save and he says I have 40 something so whatever and like it's it's fine it's such a fine game

it has parts that are cool but it's what I feel a lot is it's a world where constantly I'm feeling that feeling you know when you're playing a game and you're kind of desperate to stop, but you kind of also can't, and you have that tension and you're like between your stomach and chest, and you're like, I kind of

really want to stop playing this. It's like that all the time. You know, I can't stomach much of it for very long. Did you play, you played origins as well, right? I did play origins as well, yeah. Is it better than origins? It's probably better than origins, but that's just because I find

ancient Greece more interesting than ancient Egypt. Yeah. And maybe Valhalla will be more interesting because it's Vikings. And it's in England. You know, there's parts of England that I guess might be Is Boris Johnson a playable character?

He is, yeah, he's actually the main character. You can choose to play as Boris Johnson or his brother. But, Jois Johnson. He does have some ridiculous name, doesn't he, Boris Johnson's brother? Joyce. Rime. Torbion.

No, it's Joe Johnson. Okay, some nice alliteration He left the he left the fucking toys as soon as Boris going to power They all look the same And they have another brother called Leo Johnson He's the least lookalike of them But Joe and Boris do look the same And then they have a sister

God, they all look the same What's Boris's sister called Rachel Johnson They've got a cat called My Long as well my long what my long cock do you remember that cat video no

oh man dancing oh piano yeah I know the exact one no it's like the talking cat video yeah I'm gonna get something I'm gonna get

I'm gonna say something that my split job yeah all right okay to just say it fuck you're 16 inch long I kind of overrated shut the fuck up.

Yeah, you'd be quiet. He's just fucking, he's just saying shit. What's overrated James? Percy pigs. Percy pigs? Yeah, I'm kind of with you, dude.

I don't give a shit about Percy Bugs. Fuck you, uh. The cat's hell is a way be better. Colin? No. No. Yeah, and with you Collins, much better. That's genuinely a wrong opinion.

I might be eating Percy Pigs at this very moment, but that doesn't, that doesn't have any influence on what I'm saying. It's completely separate. Welcome to the second half of the corncast Where we answer questions from the subreddit Head over there and ask us what you like

Sadiq Khan, mayor of London Give it up everybody Hello Sadiq Hello everyone I love you Hello it's me Sadiq Khan What Sadiq what do you think we should call this episode

Of the corncast Um Just for reference, the last episode was Why Everyone's So Cheeky That was called him Cast 15 So just for a bit of inspiration I have a really good name And give me a second

So he doesn't actually have a really good name He's trying to think of one Yeah If you don't, Jen just be honest To make a movie You're doing that thing that people do in like School or in university In a seminar where they're like

You know they go to answer And you know The seminar leader or teachers like Yeah And then they just are like So And then they stall While they think of what their answer

actually is No, that's not it at all. Then why haven't you said an answer yet? I've got to note it down, no. You call it, no. Richard the Lesbians just going to start us off. What are each of your earliest memories related to Swindon? Oh, Christ.

Going to the town centre of Swindon on my birthday to buy game, by games from game. Hmm. Because back then, Swindon was like the legend. it was like the only big place it was just like I want to go to Swindon and then you go to Swindon and you go

to Fanky and Benny's My earliest memory might be going to see one of the prequels In Swindon Yeah Because I went with a friend of mine The timeline lines up does it Yeah it does

2005 Remember I'm I'm young I'm just thinking of work Yeah no continue yeah and driving past that there's like a car place and there's a mini like on the wall

yes there's the Swindon the mini factory is it a factory yeah yeah that's where minis are made literally that's where minis right right right right um yeah well that's my memory going to see Star Wars and seeing that and my friend was like look it's Spider-Man's car did you laugh

I went No it's not No way is that spider No because he'd have one that's red and black It is red though Yeah it's red and black But what did you see me that Anyone else got one

Alex what's yours Um It's just cinema related ones Because the only time I remember going to Swindon Was either for food or cinema That was it Right right yes Yes.

I think... Mine would be... Mine would be ice skating, I think, but I... Yeah. I knew... I think I'd been to Swindon before that, because I remember not being like, whoa, new place when I was there.

I was just like Swindon. That's where this is. So I don't know when I would have been there sooner, but I must have been. I have that new feeling every time I go to Swindon. The new feeling? It's like you scratch away at the... the layer, you get deeper into Swindon

Law, and it just feels so refreshing every time I go. You know, things you're building. The next Dark Souls will probably be set in Swindon. Yeah. It's quite, it's like they based it off of fucking Undead Berg.

And the Link Center, that's like your Anorlando. The Link Center. Maybe that's your new Londo. What's the train station? The Ugliest Building. The Shopping Center. Yeah, I think it probably is.

What's that in Dark Souls? That ridiculous train station. That's Sands Fortress. Yeah, for those who don't know what Swindon, it's just Google Swindon train station. I'm sure. I'm sure if they're watching this episode, they know what Swindon is. I'm going to have a look at it as well. Remind myself.

It's real bad. It's such a bad building. It looks like a, like it was. built in Nazi Germany or something it looks like it's boarded up as well at least he's actually boarded up oh it's actually boarded up it doesn't just look that way

I'm just it's really ugly yeah why is it so huge yeah why is it so tall I don't understand speckle underscore has one for us question for James what's a good first car

for someone who really isn't the best Driver. Toyota Yowis. No, just any car that is small because it's just spatial awareness, you'll gell it over time bit like you're on a car that's really easy

of handling and has very forgiving throttle and clutch. Just any type of kind of really small easy car. I'd say a modern like a more modern car because it's got

lighter steering because of whatnot it's just you know what one you see you'll know what I mean they're just very small and they're just easy they're super convenient like loads of space easy to park and whatnot

because you don't want to go in on like a big car because then you will just crash into things like I did because you just don't have the spatial awareness for it yet just get a nice nice simple easy to drive car cheap no cheap no 100% cheap don't but ever spend because a lot of people do now as like a young people they they pass their test and they instantly go get like a finance

on an expensive car and it's like don't do that because you're going to crash it at some point so just get the cheapest car you can so that you know when you've actually you've got many years of driving you can go get the nicer car and it's just so much cheaper cheap cars are just the best cars Vista Recki says I see your beans on pasta and raise my friend's recipe marshmallows with salsa

don't knock it to try it thoughts I'm knocking it fuck that that's heinous that's wrong I'm not I'm you try it then James I trust you to try

I'll give it a try I'll give it a try but there's an important question what type of marshmallows because with marshmallows there's so many different varieties because you've got the you know the ones that

coated in sugar and then you've got the really powder ones and they're some of the best and you've got the really big ones you've got tiny ones what marshmallow are you talking here because I'm going to say get a nice really kind of a bit more on the posh side of the mini marshmallows

then you dip them into the salsa that sounds quite nice it sounds horrible they're not complimentary it's not a complementary combination is it I'm ready to try it I'm ready to put my my money where my mouth is for the southeastern marshmallow.

What do you think of beans on pasta, Rubin? I mean, I've talked about it with James before, definitely, and I think it's wrong and bad. Have you had it, though? To have baked beans on pasta. I'm aware of, I think I am aware of an Italian edition which you can have beans with pasta, but not like baked beans in tomato sauce.

have you tried it have you tried it i can't bring myself you can't chat shit on my recipe without trying it first it's not a recipe it is it's got to have more than two ingredients yeah it's like a cocktail you know a cocktail you know a cocktail has to have more toast yeah no but you forget no there's one thing i never told you okay you don't boil the pasta you literally pull the baked beans on the pasta in the microwave that's how you could know what is it's probably pasta like that's crunchy no because You're just trolling now.

You're just fucking with me. That would be too rancid. It might be possible, but I'm going to try it. That's it. It's possible, I suppose. It'll be baked. It'll be baked pasta bake. Microwaved. Boom. We've loaded of cheese.

Lovely. It sort of sounds like there's this one episode of Peep show that I watched recently where Mark has a dinner party. It's the same one where he puts the love love you on his eyes. and he just starts putting things in the pot. It's Mediterranean or something. No, it's Moroccan.

Moroccan, yeah. That's one of the great episodes, I think. And he draws blue lines on a block of cheddar and calls a blue cheese. That's the one where he puts Love You on his eyes. Yeah. So that Indiana Jones is so fucking funny. I can't. I can't with that. I have to look away when I watch it and just put my head in my hands. Scooom.

Sorry, do you have something? No, I just say it's just like that, James. That's what you're doing. And that's not real. It does seem quite improvised or something. You've got to have a... Last resort sort of thing. Well, yeah.

I'm never going to be cooking beans and pasta when I've got time. Time is not of the essence when I'm cooking baked bean and pasta. Scoom has one for us. Do any of you jar boys have any phrases that make you rationally annoyed when you read or hear them take you must be fun at parties for example I'm not being funny but

you always say that that really upsets me that one because then they proceed to try and be really funny but is that what gets you about that one yeah they're trying to downplay the comedy aspect it's very like

I have nothing more to contribute than what is going to be a not very funny take. So I'll put, I'm not being funny, but, and it might heighten the comedy of it. What if they're trying to say, no, I'm literally not being funny. Like, they're trying to not be funny, because they're about to say something that could be interpreted

the wrong way. Is that acceptable? I don't know. I haven't thought about it this much. I just don't like it. Who says it in that scenario, I feel like I've said it before. Trust me, I'm not being funny. Like, I'm trying not to be funny.

I think Alex is, I think Alex's No, he's making this. I have. No, I'm agreeing with Alex. I've actually, I can hear Alex saying it now. I've heard Alex say it. No, Alex has just indoctrinated you. No, James is always, James will be the first one to call me on my shit.

Yeah, and I, I, I know, James will be the first one to disagree with me. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, no, but I'm straight up, I've heard. No, you haven't. I have. False memory.

Yeah, just like, every memory with you. What the fuck? Any other phrases? I'm not really a phrase kind of person that much. People, okay, what's the question? My mind's gone. Phrases that piss you off. You know, like, do you know what I mean?

It's kind of a phrase. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Yeah, do you know what I mean? That gets me. People use that a lot in this country, and it just... You see, that is one I know for a fact that Alex says. A lot. Yeah, I know. I don't, I can't, I've never heard Alex say that. It's just a filler for it. See, Alex, what you're really taking this guy's word.

Yeah. Just don't bother saying it. That's my take on it. Just don't bother saying, you know what I mean? Don't invite me to relate to you. Because maybe I don't. Bitch. And then I hit them. No, it's, it's equivalent to just saying, you know, at the end of a sentence. Yeah. Honestly, do you know what I mean? It's fine by me. Yeah, that one doesn't get me. Well, it's more about the abuse of it. If you're saying it after every single. Yeah. But even then, it depends on the person, because there's a neighbor, a neighbor of mine, but, like, very wilchery person. And she, she'd say it after like every, every sentence, like, every, it was punctuation to her. And in, in that character, to me, it's actually quite charming. Yeah. No, it can work, but it does depend on who's saying it, though. It can be a

annoying when it's like do you know what I mean like a yeah yeah yeah it can be a bit much yeah I know what you mean funk gunk has one that just piss me off when I read it what's better the middle part of a chocolate orange

or the juice at the end of a calipo uh the juice at the end of a calipo sucks yeah it's too syrup yeah and it always makes your hands all sticky I'm so glad you guys said that I was scared that I was going to be the only one and that like the end of calipos

It's like not something to be loved. It's actually something to be maligned. I don't care for the middle of a chocolate orange particularly either, though. No, same. Out of the two, though. Like, come on. Yeah, out of the two, yeah, definitely. Someone was like, if I was offered those two things in abstract,

then yes, I'm going to pick the chocolate orange middle. Exactly, yeah. James, what do you think about the Calippo juice? I don't like it at all. Why, calipos are just kind of shit in general. What kind of shit, aren't they, actually? Yeah, fuck Gilippos. No, they're nice when you want one.

When the fuck do you want a Cullipo? I had a Clipo this summer just gone. I just saw it in the shop. Yeah, it was a boiling hot day, and I just saw it in the shop, and I was like, you know what? And then I got to the end of the Clippo, and it pissed me off. My hands were all sticky. And then you're not going to buy it over again. What are you talking about?

It can be incredibly delicious at first as well. No. No, they are quite delicious. They're refreshing. Yeah. I don't know about delicious. Let's look at ice lollies, you know? I just, I don't know, I never really crave ice lollies.

I can't remember the last time I bought a fucking ice lolloy. Well, it sounds like more of a thing that is you and not me, you know? I had two during summer, but they were both, like, Norwegian ones, and I don't remember what they were called, but they were quite nice. What flavors? One was like, um, it had a similar concept to the fab, where it had like three layers. but fabs are shit this was like a much nicer sort of fab and the chocolate was a bit thicker

it was less just like a perfunctory oh here's some fucking chocolate I guess because fabs are like that and there was one that was just sort of like this weird berry type thing I don't know it's pretty tasty otherwise I don't have ice lollies I ever

yeah I'm just glad that we're all in agreement on this because I'm not sure what I would have done otherwise I just like eating ice cream Yeah, ice cream is better than ice lollies But it's not like refreshing in the same way Or should we say popsicle to Appears the Americans Yeah, sorry

Yeah, the Americans probably don't know what Calippo is I don't want to fix it on lollipots for too long What about this last corner guys Yeah, but what about Twisters? Do people like Twisters? Do we like those? Yeah, I'm pretty weird What are they? Twisters, they're like the green and white spirally thing

And they have like a red in the top Creamy, yeah, the... Green and white spirally thing. Yeah, I know exactly we're talking about. I remember them. What twisters? I remember the name, but not the actual... You will know them immediately, because you'll just see it.

Oh, yeah, you're just seeing. Oh, yeah, that. Rocket Lollies are shit. Yeah, they suck. Yeah. Okay. We don't need to... I've never eaten a twister in my life. Really?

Yeah, I'm not a little bit... They're quite chemically. They're quite chemically. Yeah, yeah. They just look like... They're made of evil. They are made to entice seven-year-old. They look like there's something out of a video game.

You know? They don't look real. Like a, yeah, yeah, like a healing item in some sort. Yeah, shouldn't have that. And they had a bonus question attached to this. If you had to get rid of one revel flavor, what would it be? Raisin. No.

Can you still get revels? I haven't seen it. I've not seen Rebels in a long time. Wait, that's a good question. Can you get Rebels? Yeah, I feel like I haven't seen them for like years. Revels. Oh, shit.

The whole thing was like Revel roulette. Yeah, you can get Rebels still. Okay. I like Rebels. Yeah, I've got nothing against Rebels. Don't like the orange rebel. That's my answer. Orange Revele would go.

Orange one sucks. Really? What's that one? It's like a taste of orange. Oh. Is that a rebel flavor? I'm not going insane here. Yeah, it is.

I think it is, yeah. Yeah, Rebel would go. Yeah, I would go. Orange would go. I don't know. I probably would just take coffee out, honestly. I don't even hate coffee chocolate, though. I just think the orange one is way more foul than the coffee one.

I don't go as well. I haven't had them so long. It's the problem. I can't even remember. Yeah, I'd just take Revels out of Revels. Rebels suck. Yeah, whatever. Fuck it.

It's like if I want to buy a sweet, you know, you want to buy some junk foods. I'm not trying to buy marvellous. You just want to buy munchies. You just want one thing, right? You just have a fancy for one thing.

It's having a bag for a loads of different things now. I don't want that. If I want to eat some Malteseers, I don't you want that doesn't really work. Well, I mean, that doesn't really work. Yeah, randems. And, like,

the different flavors within a bag of fruit game. No, but randoms aren't rams. They're meant to be together. Yeah, they're like they were always. no i meant like those packs that have like jelly tots and fruit pastels and you know the other ones now they suck here's a big question though what about the the walker's mix-ups where they have uh deritos milker did somebody say milker i like those ones that are spicy that just have like

spicy the walkers mix-ups yeah just wanted how you felt that makes up crisp yeah i'm fine with that i think it kind of works for crisps i would do that Anyway, I just pour it into a bottle. I don't know. There are certain ones I wouldn't want to mix together. Flavor, obviously, is fine. It's just certain crisp texture that just doesn't belong. Have you a giant Watshits?

Yeah, I had a giant Watshits. Don't talk about Watsits. I think they're great. I think they're really good. What flavor did you have? Spicy. Yeah, yeah, those are the ones I got. Yeah, I was down with those.

I could get down with those. Yeah. I do not like Watsits. I have a... No, James, don't be like the... Is it because they, like, dissolve in water or something? No, the texture of them freaks me out. I can't touch them.

It's so tasty. Is it because they dissolve? No, I don't know. I just can't touch them. They make me feel violated. What do you mean? Talking about. I feel bad for the...

I feel bad for the people that ask questions, because we just, like, we're just going to probe James now about this shit for three minutes. It's not hard to the question. What's the other thing I've got a phobia of? Stickers. Because, yeah. It's just like I can make stickers and wots its together in my head. In saying that, James, this sticker thing, I've seen a few cornlings actually coming around to your side on,

being like, the more I think about it, the more I'm down with James's sticker, you know, distaste. I can't. I fucking hate stickers. I can't. Well, things are on the hypothetical train already. Caesar the Watt has a hypothetical for us. And this is pretty nuts. So bear with me while I read this.

All four jars are in an empty field, bare naked, with nothing to aid them, from the doom running towards them. About two miles down, Dwayne the Rock Johnson is jogging towards you. About one mile down, buff and rather handsome Kamail Nanjani is running in a full sprint. You have about ten minutes to take down Kamail Nanjani before the rock joins the battle. One issue, though. Stage 2 of Kamile Nandiani is a porny-sized Kamile Nangjiani that still retains the same strength but resets stamina. Can you take down Kamal Nangiani a second time? The rock has one small gimmick. Once the rock beats you to an inch of your life, he force feeds you protein pounder with no water. What is your strategy? Do you run or do you fight? So what? My choice here is fight a grown man and then fight another grown man who's tiny and then fight the rock. Or does not do it?

I'm just going to not do it. Wait. Is it all four of us? All four of us. Yes. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, we could take on Camille.

If they're on one at a time, we could. Yeah. Well, no, it said like, it's a time limit, right? You've got to defeat Ninjani before the rock. Yeah. Yeah, but before the rock catches up. Yeah, so first you have to do with Kamil, full size, running full sprint, so he gets you first while the rock's kind of the time limit in the background, the ticking timer.

Yeah, so you have to defeat both rounds of Kamil. No, that's easy. Between us, I think we can manage. Like, straight up, we fucking destroy you. Isn't he really powerful now, though? No, but the small one would be the hard one. Yeah. Because he's got the same power level, but he's a small level, but he's a small.

smaller guy. How doesn't even work, though? Like, in terms of physics, it just doesn't... Well, how does any of this... None of this works. In terms of anything. No, up until that bit,

the hypothetical is actually possible. Well, it's not. It's unlikely, but it is possible. No, I'd argue that it's actually impossible that this scenario would... No. No. They have to be...

And we attack somebody on the set and... But the Rock is in his trailer. doing something and he realizes the commotion outside is taking place and it takes him a few minutes to get across set to where we are and that is what gives us the ten minutes to fight

Kamenjiani who is there's two minutes just write an awful body cop movie with the rock now it's already done it's already done it was just with that the wrestler it's never stopping before they can just do another yeah it's true

I would fight I would fight is that we would have the walk fight what I don't understand the question what fight Camille yes you fight two Camille by the sounds of things you have to fight someone

no matter what no you can run it's just can you outrun the rock and Camille you can outrun the walk let's be real you wouldn't be able surely he's a better shit than at any of it yeah no no that's the thing

we could we could outrun him for like short distance but I reckon he could just keep running yeah no he could he just keep on coming and there'd be nothing we could yeah but what if what if let's add another layer to this you could one but you've got there's like let's let's say there's a car in the distance to get to could you beat the rock and camille to the car i couldn't beat camille you you wouldn't be able to beat camille not in a race no i don't think i could

but this is this i'm going to add another layer what who's saying we have to work together Who, which one of us would get to the car? Oh right, we can like sacrifice somebody Yes To who? To the rock Or Camille? No, to Camille Yeah

Because in this situation The Rock's too far back, so our main competitor Or is one of us going to sacrifice us up? Are we going to Get forced-fed protein powder by the Rock Till we die? Is it till we die? I don't know, they didn't say it

No, no, he did protein powder so then you can fight him in a protein powder like state. Oh, right, yeah. Well, if you get like Royd-raged up and you can actually beat him that way. Yeah, it definitely paints an image in your head this question. But this is the question. If there's a car in the distance, we've got to run through, one of us has to run for the car, and then you just run them both over.

You're obsessed with it. Yes. Yeah, you've been doing that for like it's so long. Like I don't even hear it anymore. Yeah, it sounds like primary school. Lonely plutonium is going to give us our penultimate one here. Question for James. You've mentioned ASMR before.

Who are your favourite ASM artists and what triggers you? Also a suggestion. I know you plan on doing a car channel on YouTube, but what if you incorporate some ASMR into it and maximized your market potential? For example, a personal attention, ASMR roleplay where you modify my engine and I fall into a peaceful and tingly slumber historically you're pretty shit at roleplays

but I think this is your pathway to 200 million plus subs I didn't realize that like to be part of the ASMR kind of enjoyment community you have like your triggers I guess that's what it's all about right yeah they're just specific things that relax you is all and I don't even know if I have any I just watch like eye exams because I've had one then

that's so specific you do have one then eye exams no because triggers I can't explain I watch eye exam ones because as a kid I had so many eye exams where it's just like that's the one thing that relaxes

me for some reason but you would have thought it would be the opposite but there you go but then I could also fall asleep to anything because I listened to falling asleep. I could just watch Top Gear like I did as a child

and fall asleep to that. I just, I need... But is Top Gear ASMR? Gaslighten. No. That's what you have to do now. Gaslighten. To sleep.

No. But I consider, I've got an ASMR channel. What? Yeah. Where? I've got like a million subs. Shut the fuck up.

I have thought about one though. What do you do? What are your triggers then? What do you do? ones do you watch? Just I ones. Eye exams. Just eyes. What do you mean?

You watch eye exams. What's the perspective? You. I exam. Oh my God. You type eye exam. It immediately comes up with eye exam. Yeah. It's a big thing. What? They're just doing an eye exam on you.

Like, go to an eye exam. On a camera. They do an eye exam on a camera. Are they attracted to women? Because I feel like that must be the... So is it the woman being like, James, we're gonna fucking... And she's got...

She's got big breasts. It's really nice. Does she, like, lean over and her boobs are really exposed? No, I don't watch those ones. I-exam ASMR. Let me go on my Google. This is... On your Google, your Google Plus...

Asimr page. This shit is weird. It just is fucking... It makes me see... G-B's the main one I watch at the moment. G-B? Yeah. What is that?

2.8 million. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've just found them. But what videos? Like, what... A-smart, I'm just, any exam. I exam, brain exam. Yeah.

I exam. Okay, okay. A-S-M-R-exam for glaucoma. Bracket, roll-play. Oh, my God. So this is the greatest irony of all. James is the biggest fan of roleplays. he actually loves them

he just sits there and falls asleep role playing he's getting his eye examined I mean this is really unlocked something what can I say it's just nice you can say that I mean I find it

fucking bizarre but I won't gas like you about it I just you're fucking crazy we all find bizarre, but then you get your tingles, Ruben. I don't want my tingles. I heard tingles today. Shingles?

Yeah, I heard shingles today. Mingles? No, you should get to the dock. Mingles, hang on. What are those fucking... Pringles? No, what are those hot, those chocolates that were called... Tingles?

Mingas? What are they called mingles? Chocolates. Yeah, there are chocolates called mingles. There were, anyway. Chocolate is called social chocolate or something. Do you remember them? green packaging. It's very

like early noughties. They were all mint-flavored. It was a fucking bad idea. Mingles chocolates. What, like after it? No, they were like Oh, those, yeah, I just googled it. This is weird little blocks and they came in a green

Bending box and... What about buggles? See, see, if you type in mingles, one of the first images is dream. Cabri dream. Cabri gold chocolate. I don't remember that existing. I do. It tasted much better back then

I remember flight Taste the chocolate Skip some fat Well Flight was really just Going for it Anyway Probably shouldn't get derailed by

Up the chocolate shit again It's just too addictive You know It's so fucking addictive Effective ad 5,086 has one That Ruben can answer

Oh my God I haven't seen them in years Mars planets I remember I used to love them Mars and they're just gone Yeah they're just gone They're like rebels

But actually fucking good They were just really fucking good rebels Yeah It was like each part of the Mars bar But in a ball Yeah it was great Yeah Yeah that was like yeah

Yeah I really enjoyed those Rebels are made by Mars Inc so they are just that Yeah I thought that was the concept right It was like Each part of the Mars bar has its own planet Yeah but But Mars planets are actually nice, whereas rebels suck.

Ah, shit. Yeah, I read the guy's name, but I didn't say the question. What halo enemies are each jar member? Jamie Squant. Fuck you. James is that is the warden eternal. Yeah, James is the warden eternal. He just kind of sneers with you and teleports around.

And you get fed up of him turning up all the time. I'm like, oh, fucking hell. I'm joking, James. This is why I don't, this is why I never came to the house, you know? This is why I never showed up. Well, because you're the warden eternal. He's like a cool, way. Okay.

I'm just playing, dog. I'd say Ruben's an elite. Yeah. Let me just Google Halo enemies. I was going to, I was trying to decide how specific do we go classes with them, or like, that's just too much. Yeah. I think... I think Jim's an engineer.

I would actually be going to go... James, I was thinking maybe a nice... Why? No, I just think that James is a grunt in a ghost. Specifically, grunt in a ghost. Yeah. No, that's perfect. You can imagine. It's got that...

Or one of the flood from Haley 2 that jacks your vehicle. Yeah, something like that. Alex, you're a rock. Pocket flood. The worst fucking idea. Jamie's a jackal sniper. Yeah.

I can see that. I kind of prefer engineer to be honest. Yeah. You could just be hunters, apparently. You can take that to your joint. Which hunter is Alex? Left. No, like, which weapon does he have?

There's the two different. Right. I'll be taking no further questions at this time. They're really underutilised hunters. No, it's a pure-od cannon. It's a pured-gun, for sure. For Alex, it's that one. Fuel-rod gun.

And I'm sort of the slippery slimer one. Seeing as we're getting so much fuel out of this, they said, alternatively, what halo species are each Madagascar character? Oh, okay. Alex is brute No No no Motomoto's brute

Surely Alex Align is an elite No that's what I'm in elite Not boot Oh okay Yeah Motto is definitely a brute though Yeah he's like tartarus

Yeah like huge tortoise Um What's Melman Melman is a jackal Yeah Or is it skirmisher Scarmisher He's a skirmisher

King Julian King Julian's a prophet Yeah Holy That makes a lot of sense Who's the Who's Maurice Or what's Maurice

Arbiter Yeah I kind of like that He just takes on All these are awful tasks Oh fuck Wow you know your Halo law What's Mort then?

Yeah, I'm impressed by James. Mort is a grunt. He's a suicide grunt. Yeah, he's a suicide grunt. He's the oracle. Ah. Like, the guilty spark. Yeah.

No, he's not. No, he's not. Sorry, dude. No, surely that's like a penguin. Yeah. No, the penguin is like shipmaster and then, I don't know, just three elites. I feel like the main penguin is Johnson. Yeah.

Yeah. All Captain Keyes or something. and the others are just watching Marines from late Yeah they're like a Marine squad from Halo 1 is the librarian Oh my god

I'm forgetting the most important Halo characters I'm forgetting about Alex you know which one I'm on about You know which one about No I don't know Is it Halo 2 Hispanic Marine No Tobias

No From what? A halo game? I can't. An enemy? A good guy, a bad guy. Mendicant bias. Oh, for God's sake.

Who's Mandikin bias, then? Who is Mendicant bias? The woman, the baddie from Madagascar 3. Yes, but... What about the granny who beats people up? Oh, that's the Master Chief. Yeah, man. Yeah, I don't know.

about that one. Who's Miranda Keys? Fucking, I don't care. To you? Yeah. Yeah, I've had enough. I've had enough of that one. Yeah, no, this is pissing me off.

We've taken it, we've actually gone too far this time. Yeah, definitely. Let's end on this one, because I promised to Jim that this will come up. Spooky one, what's Jim's and Rubin's hopes or expectations for Eldon Ring? Are you wanting it to be heavily reminiscent of Dark Souls, or are you wanting a completely new experience like what they do with Sekiro? I myself have probably got a short answer closer to Dark Souls but you know a different experience is fine also

I wouldn't want it to just be like they just do this thing of Sekiro games that are just slightly different I wouldn't want that yeah that'd be lame it would take away from Sekaro's identity um what do you mean they look is Sekaro is quite different to Dark Souls yeah it's like a totally different thing

I want I don't want it to be like Sekaro and I don't want it to be like Dark Souls I want it to be its own thing I'd rather it be closer to Dark Souls and like movement basically that's what I would want closer to Dark Souls and movement It's going to be more limited somewhat

I don't know if I can't aerial stealth etc I think there's a good chance it's going to have stealth and stuff in it I don't really want the Did you not like the stealth in Sekaro? I just didn't really like Sekaro Really

Never bothered with it enough Maybe I don't know I just don't like it Everyone else likes it, and I just never seem to get into it enough. You're at the point, you got to the point in the game where, like, once you get over that hurdle, you'd be hardcore into it, I reckon. That's not going to happen for ages. Because, like, I said before the other day when we were talking, like, that's the biggest difficulty spike in the game. Sekaro defeats me.

And, you know, I'm still me, and I've already been defeated by unemployment. so you know like I'm defeated Sekiro's defeated everyone's defeated no one's happy apart from me it's either going to be the thing that helps you get out of a slump or it's just going to make you just feel so much worse when I'm in a bad move and try to play

yeah compoundment you just feel so useless when you're just being defeated by it again and again but what's all about yeah but like I said before Seko is the best from soft game Eldon ring probably won't be as good I don't give a shit

because Sacker is the best shit ever made what if it was not just be like happy like no matter what oh yeah

absolutely but like you know they've got such an impression to a bar to raise

you know the bar is raised so high that I don't even expect Eldam Ring to be I'm gonna be

hype for it but that's if you're expecting them to push the bar if they make a game that is different that is perfect they're not pushing the bar but it's still at the bar well no if they meet the bar

then that's great that means it's as good as but you know you're always being pushed as the years go on because games you know there's a natural technological progression and some element is being pushed because of just time that's what I like about from soft though because like

they don't just look forwards you know they kind of looked back and look left look right look left again yeah they that do you think they're going to go back to the co-op formula because that was i think it's going to be yeah and i think it i think it will and i think it's going to be more RPGish than secretary i think that's what i like yeah i think i just like the RPG of dark solvers the most that's what i there's nothing quite like that RPG someone would be like yeah there is there's actually yeah you don't really have like it and not listen as much so fuck off in like

securo but well yeah securo is a game where you play is like a samurai so the whole game is built around feeling like a samurai instead of a shinobi was I saying samurai yeah shit dude I was thinking of

satsuma ghost of satsuma damn you fucked it bro I've really fucked it yeah we're gonna have to just refilm this whole fuck Yeah, let's just end it. It's fucked. It's just end it. Yeah, no episode this week.

Oh, well, whatever. Sorry, I'm going to go play Apex Hedgens. I think you're not. Okay. Well, that's been episode something for Corncast 5 or whatever. 15. Corncast 5, what are you talking about? 15 is in the five times table, so.

It's also in the three times table. Yeah, it's also in the one times table, bitch. Thanks for listening, everybody. Yeah, thank you. Bye. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Hello, good afternoon and morning, evening, or night, ladies and gentlemen. Should we start this? We'll wait for Ruben to go back. What do you think? Wait for the, wait for, wait. Yeah, we probably should wait for him.

Oh, he's a jolly good fellow. Oh, he's a jolly good fellow. Oh, he's a jolly good fellow oh we even got back just before I could say something you were going to say an N word weren't you? No I was going to say unless you ordered

Dominos while playing Rainbow Six Siege What? Have I done that? Don't want it. Don't wait. Rainbow Six. Are you playing Rainbow Six again? This is ages ago. I'm just referencing something for ages gear. You know what I? You know what I I am so disappointed I had to buy something today

I had to buy car parts and I'm fuming they cost 10 pounds Mama no I'm actually I hate the fact that my days off are going to be spent taking my car apart in the cold

I'm so unhappy My days off are going to be spent having days off Yeah your days are going to be spent Playing Apex Legends without me No I couldn't see myself doing it ever

I played a lot of Apex Legends but then I'm not going to play it alone So I drank this I drank this awful IPA called Timeline It's not very nice Is that the The Stranding one

Yeah Timeline IPA Let's have a look at this It's by Kettlesmith Yeah It means nothing to me well you do if you're going to Google it

Timeline idea Oh I was got one of those Where did you Where did you buy it I didn't buy it My mum got given this pack of work And it was just in there With some like truffles

Truffles A bag of caramel To coffee A bag of carrot What's the occasion? No it's just he just got giving it a work Like no reason Just given

oh okay why is that normal yeah what's the occasion don't believe me we're not billing me we're just following the logic