JAR Media Posdact - The Normal Episode - JARCAST Episode 196

Episode Date: December 9, 2019

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Good afternoon and morning, evening or night, and welcome to this episode, episode where we sit in our stools and we sit on the stool and we just absolutely let rip. We sit on the stool on the stage with the spotlights, Barry. You know, I was trying to set the scene sitting on the stool with our... No, no, no, did you not get what I just did? I made the squeaky noise of a wooden stall. Before we talk about stools,

I'd just like to shout out the patrons over at patreon.com. Or is it dotco.com? It's a bit of both. Nobody knows Nobody knows And everybody cares Thank you

We're nothing Without you If Patreon is not to your taste But you also have an only fan So you can subscribe on there For content as well That's giving me a bit of a chabster Not gonna lie

No, no you can't That's a lie Just like James going on about Doge coin Dogecoin is a thing We all know this I'll make sure you invest in Dogecoin That's gonna be the next big one

I can just feel it No that would be Whipple Actually Ripple Please Jim continue Listen we all gathered here today To talk about a various Let's just cut to the chase

Go for it Yeah, just interrupts me when I was in the middle of talking. I want today's episode to be a special episode for a multitude of different reasons. Okay. The main reason being, I want today's episode to be the normal episode. Normal. I'm looking for normal behavior. I'm looking for normal humor.

I'm looking for a normal aspect to the show that can really. really ground it and make us wide appealing to all... Then answer me this. Can I ask, can I ask a quick question? Go ahead. Is this, is this, is this normal or normal? Have you tried being normal once? Yes, I've, I've tried being normal, but not normal.

And how did it go for you? Well, I'm pretty normal. so I can't even tell the difference I'd say out of all the cast members I am the most normal Jim answer me this why is a horse like cricket

because of the way they damage the balls they stand and they are both stopped by the rain What do you mean, brother? The rains. We aren't cricket people. You're going to have to explain this joke.

Rain. Rain. Go away. Come back another day. Oh. Rain stops cricket. Cricketers don't play cricket in the rain. What do you control a horse with?

And neither do horses do running in the rain. Sorry, I got a little out of normality. I've seen many horses. one in Wayne, I think you're... No, you fucker. No. Sorry for the use of profanity. It's just very disgusting.

No, rains as in... Wayne. No, not... Like, chocolate Wayne. I know what you mean. Reins, you hold the reins. Like rain it's in. Like, when you're riding a horse.

I get it, I get you. No, you don't. Let's rain it in right now and talk about something that we need to talk about. there's been a conspiracy theory spreading around the jar archive uh do you know what um the conspiracy theory is in relation to is it's relation to the chopsticks at mygammoner no what is it what it is in relation to is last episode for some reason at a certain point during the episode yes yes someone noticed that my hair clicked into place it clicked

It moves. It's wrong. It doesn't look right. Some of them, they, like, zoomed in and they slowed down the footage, and my hair moves in a certain way that looks like it's not real. And I'm with them. The clip is really weird. It doesn't look right. What's the theory, though? Alex is wearing a wig. So, James, please, grab a scruntlet off my hair and pull. Ah!

Ah! real really painful real hair but I'm wondering what caused that clip because I've seen it and it's like you do nothing you slightly move like your head and it just goes

I like move my fucking Lego yeah I move my scalp slightly and it makes my whole Lego head kind of clip I think this is further proof that we don't live in a reality that is real if Alex's fucking head can click into place

yeah what the fuck No, like, this is a thing that's missed upon the first viewing of life, but now that our simulation has progressed to the point where humans are creating... We've broken the system in the sense that we, every week, we are recording a single fragment of our memories, so we are able to reassess and therefore discover the glitches and system. And Alex's hair is a glitch. In that one scenario.

Yeah. So what would be the glitch of this scenario? We're compiling evidence. of the mainframe falling into total collapse is my point listen it's it's about time we gave our podcast a real backbone you know we've what sense in the sense that jar hasn't been about any one cause or theme or it has we hit we we were me chat for quite some time but it was never devoted to six sundays on a monday My point being, we are now going to be the people that ask the important questions.

You're forgetting the flashlight, the official sex. No, that never happened because they effed us in the air. I forgot. They effed us in the F flashlight. They effed us in the F. Wouldn't that be a glitch in the mainframe? Not if they F does in the F. Yeah, the robotic archinoids didn't get back to us.

Yeah, the Vizini Council didn't deem us. worthy. And they missed out. Well, we did too. I know. We deserve a seat upon the council. I can't believe I'm an absolute Jedi knight, but I'm not on the council. This is really not on.

Vizini Council, you're really taking the Mickey. Stop oppressing me. Listen, though, we've talked about conspiracy theories before. We have. Because we believe in all of them. They are linked together. There's irrefutiful. proof.

I was looking at the night sky in a location where there is no light pollution. Which is a glitch driven itself. Well yeah, that's just the bandwidth running out because it's having to the lighting system is too powerful and it's taking away power and it can't show

the light, the starlights. Yeah. So I'm looking at all the stars and do you know what it looks like? The umpioid matrix. It looks like a screen has been placed around the earth and you look at the screen and you see the stars and think wow

they're far away when in fact they're probably only 10 meters above your head and really are they even real we have no proof nobody's ever been there so how can they be able so theory is my point

doubt everything question every single system believe nothing learn nothing like rainbows Question everything, learn nothing Commit yourself to a certain matrix Rainbows just like exist

They don't exist This is the thing Light Is not what light is to us What is light? Nothing A membrane of a social Past once left behind

That's what I'd say I couldn't have said it better myself Listen Let's talk about something else Because I'm starting to feel kind of sick I kind of want to be sick Oh no I have that same feeling As soon as I discover truths

I feel the same my brother That's a way to keep us in line isn't it On the subject of being normal Yes Anybody got a follow up to that? Yeah I've I've decided to buy some Ugg boots

Ugboots Yeah Ugly boots They're called ugly boots For a reason You own ugg boots You wear Ugg boots every day

Oh If that's the case You didn't hear that from the truthers If that's the case Then I'm not the most basic white girl Alex is Last time I checked her I have a penis

Oh thanks Zing Just because Yeah I see eyes So you want some slippers Is that point? I want to wear our boots

Why? Because they look cute Well you want to wear them in public Yeah You won't Yes I will No you won't It's it's

There are things that That us as men We have to accept The things that make A man's struggle You know And I'm wearing ugg boots in the in public yeah i remember i remember when i was younger i put on some crocs

and i never heard the end of it so i would really not recommend putting on eggs slipping on footwear is one of the most sensitive areas within a man's ego i was known as little crocodile boy they just never let up it really just pissed me off well i can get away of it do you know why Because you're the snapping turtle of truth. Besides that. Do you know what match isn't a pair of ugg boots? Tell me. An ugg boot on the face.

Don't get away of it? They call that the pug mask. You good? What's wrong for talking about the pug mask? No, he's... talking about his beard. Are you saying the masculinity of the beard cancels out the femininity of wearing our boots

in public? Nothing wrong with my own feminine stuff? No, I'm not saying I'm saying... No, you are saying that. I'm saying by society people are looked at strangely for dressing in a non-conformist way. That's all I'm trying to say out here. I don't

buy clothes if they're even marked as gender. I don't buy clothes. I don't buy clothes. I make them. I find them I find them I harvest materials and I create my own

okay alright but yes I am but I don't conform to societal expectations in regards to clothes

I never have neither have stopped looking on my clothes I harvest seeds and I grow my own clothes it's not hard I harvest materials

segments Strands. What I'm saying is that you bought a poncho so you do not conform. So what is the problem with... No, listen, that's different. No, no, no, no, no, it's not. No, so would you wear a dress? No.

Exactly, that's my point. Ug boots aren't feminine. Boots are feminine. They're ugg boots. Ugly boots. Exactly. So cowboy boots. Can we debate something?

No. Please. I want to debate the concept of normality. Um... So you're... Well, what are the sides? On one side, there's sort of the pressure mechanical systems in place that

set someone on a certain... trajectory to be normal to succeed normality where there are others who are pining for

humanity the thing is there's different types of normal you know explain please elaborate there's there's normality

within groups you're going to have to expand because I've only tried being normal once I was kind of born normal and I've stayed normal ever since I'm finding it really difficult to understand

the definition of normality and its social expectations would you say there is an expectation to be socially normal yes I'd say there's an expectation to be socially susceptible to the yes

I half agree if you are invited to a Christmas event the social expectation is that you go and get drunk that is normality and that is what is expected of us

if you deny that are you not I disagree I think it's normal to If someone, if you went to a Christmas party and you yourself were drinking And you offered some, an acquaintance of yours a drink and they said, no, I don't drink. You wouldn't think that's weird. Well, it depends.

He's a freak. Depends on the age, I think. Yeah, I would think if someone responded with that, I would think I want to systematically destroy them. Okay, let's, what if they say? said, I'm going to drive three of our colleagues home. I cannot drink. That would be socially acceptable and normal. But you think someone denying alcohol, perhaps, because they were an ex-alcoholic, isn't socially acceptable? No, that is socially acceptable. We did not define that specific example

prior to this conversation. What I'm saying is, as a 23-year-old male, not going out to and getting pissed Shut up I am in a few weeks Um Not going out and getting pissed every night Is uh socially unacceptable

That is not normal behaviour For a young male adult Is what I'm saying I'm wearing socks And they got Spock from Star Trek on Okay, that's just the truth Yeah Male

And That's fine Um I've never watched Star Trek and I don't really want to. That it's just lame. Would having Spock on your underwear be normal?

I have Star Wars underwear. Yeah, that's one way to create an equilibrium because Star Wars and Star Trek in many ways are on other ends of the spectrum so bringing them together. With them both being set in space and sci-fi.

Yes. But one is logic, one is fantasy. and combine them together and you get something kind of in the middle interstellar. That is rather an interesting. So if you wore, let's say, some ugg boots and a beard, would that not have the same effect?

Why are you so obsessed with this concept of an ugboots? Yeah, because it's not going to happen. Yeah, you're really thinking you're going to walk around fucking ugg boots with your fucking beard just like, yeah, this is fucking normal. I never said it was normal. was normal. This is what I mean.

We try for one episode to be normal. This is the normal episode and this is the fucking result. I want to sit back and really appreciate what has happened. No, you haven't even tried. You have not tried. You proposed the idea and then you sit there

and act like you're some sort of... Some sort of father. God, deity. A forefather. Can you please Stop. One day will be four fathers. Yeah, I'm gonna have

like fucking eight of them. So I watched John Wick three the other day. Oh, how was that? I liked it a lot. I've had not very good things about it. Well, they can fuck off. They don't agree with me. That's not normal. Okay, that's fair enough. That's your totally normal opinion on John Wick

Part 3, Chapter 3. I like it. Because I wasn't too crazy about John Wick Chapter 2 part 2. Johnwick Chapter 2 is bad. Johnwick Chapter 2. Johnwick Chapter 2 is a bad movie. After seeing John Wick 3. So what's your John Wick ranking normal list?

I think I would prefer to watch Johnwick 3 again over Johnwick 1. So yours is 312? Yes. It's a really unique, uh, order. Why? Because normally, normally, it's not that order. So you're saying I'm wrong? No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, in a sort of normal way.

What's the normal order? One, two, three. Are you serious? No, I'm saying the normal order is two, one, six. There isn't, stop it. you always do this me and James are really trying and you just

I'm really I'm really trying there's not a number six if you hadn't even looked there's not a number six how could the order be one three six one two two one six whatever the fuck you said there is no six

and even if there was a six four and five would have to be in the list no not necessarily when you want to rate the best Star Wars movies you do the three So you do maybe five, two, nine. No, you don't. Yes, you could.

No, if you had to rank the movies, you'd do all of them. No, you do the trilogy, for Star Wars at least. That's not a trilogy, though. No, no. Six, three and nine, isn't it a trilogy? It's the best trilogy. I'm with James on this one. James isn't making any sense.

Troy, this is the normal view on it. I don't know what you are about. Sometimes the most amount of sense you can make is when you're making the loose amount of sense. you can possibly make. If you're not making no sense, you're not making sense. That. I agree with that.

See, he gets it. On this very normal episode. Are you wearing quox? No, I'm wearing sandals. Um, or jandals. Yandals. Not jandals, yandals. Idiot. Anybody's seen that, uh...

The cyber truck Oh shut up We've talked about that Yeah but did you see the video of it pulling another truck Yes fake and it doesn't really make sense It doesn't matter and it's silly Sorry

I'm still gonna buy one though You know I was thinking about the other day Yes The cyber truck Do you remember Like once a week when we're in secondary school We went to like A club

You went to science club And I went to a club That happened to be honest Was it Japanese club? Probably You did You went to Japanese club And who is accused of the weeibu here

Who? Who went to Japanese club? I'm guilty, Your Honor Wee Totally normal Japanese club It wasn't fucking normal Shut up

But I was thinking about Do you remember the bike ride home yes especially in winter after Japanese club at 5pm it ended so it was dark by then

yeah right your Japanese club was till 5pm it wasn't till 5pm it was to 4.30 I think it was 5 because it was dark I remember being pitch black

it gets dark like quarter past 4 well the point is Japanese club ended and it was dark and I was thinking about the the ride

because I would ride a bicycle. We all would. The bicycle ride home. It was incredible. Do you remember the championship challenge we had going? No, not really. Don't you remember, because we would go different

ways, and it was the first to the, like, Summerfield Car Park. Right. It was like the winner. Do you remember that? Sort of. How do you... James, you must remember that. You're the racer. I do remember.

remember because we all had our roots and when we were with you we we didn't go the way we normally went you know we went down and across we went through an estate no no no we went through the woods no we used to until we discovered the estate we went through the estate and then around down down up you know the people get around down but down up yeah it was But I remember, I guess sometimes when you guys didn't have a science club at the same time, so it was just me cycling home by myself, I came up with this concept to, like, get me through the fear of cycling home in the darkness on my own. I came up with this idea that I was like a secret agent,

and my goal was to get home. Because I was like an undercover agent I had to get home as fast as possible So it was all about efficiency And it was all about Staying undercover and not blowing My cover and being seen So get there quickly but act normal

Yeah I was really practicing being normal In your head Do you not just see the way Alex rode his bike everywhere Just thinking who's a secret agent Is that not the funniest fucking idea? I had this like scarf thing called a bus It was like around my face and I'd pull it up over my face so I looked like I was a mission impossible or something

I was like right three two one let's go go go go come on let's be normal come on Alex had this really big bike like a it was like a road bike to do fast cycling and actually never stand up and he'd always sit there and just like as fast as possible while doing that Did, I remember that I had this like weird cover I'd put on my bicycle seat that was like gel. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is I'd never sit down. Yeah.

I'd never sit down. Yeah. No, because I was obsessed with making my legs really strong. So I always rode on gear six. And I'd just be like, like going up that really steep hill. Just the whole way of gear six, just like. That was the challenge every morning. I remember getting up

and just cycling up that hill And once the hill part was over It was like this Life is easy Yeah after that It's like a metaphor for life Yeah That bike

I'm running up that hill I'm being normal Way to bring us Full circle I honestly miss The cycling days Like the best memory I have It's just the fucking cycling days

Of just being Just beasts on wheels Beast on bikes No but it wasn't cool to be a bicycle No, no It was a choice I remember being bullied by kids

Like two years younger than us Because you're on bicycle No, because it was like the way up It was either get home way faster So you can get on exports quicker Or No, don't cycle and be really slow home Because you have to walk like miles

No, but the positive of walking Is that you don't get harassed And you get food Yeah, true Well, we did both but to me the logic of just getting home as fast as humanly possible always prevailed because it is quite literally a difference between what 20 minutes to like an hour 20 minutes that's like one and a half games of something

yeah but no compared to like 50 to an hour yeah of course it's just common sense like normality I would say that the people who bullied the bike boys are the will cucks in this situation because the biker chads had more free time because they weren't cucks yeah i think you ask anyone and they'd agree yeah biker equals normal walker equals slow pathetic worthless the thing is me and jim started walking no he gave up on the bikes because you were bullied so much so you were just cowers to the cause then i see

hey you you started going on the on the bus ranger i can cycle all the way to another town we did it every weekend my baby couldn't get up at 5am sorry for not wanting to not be normal and getting up at 5 a.m and cycling to another town Give it a rest I'll never stop being normal

You never were in the first place Zingaruni James tried being normal once And it didn't quite work out did it James? No I had long black hair Strange Sometimes James just says things

I'm like what the fuck Do you know what I remember I had fucking long straightened hair. It's like here. You had straightened hair? Yeah, I'd like him like two days, I was just like fuck, it doesn't make shit up now. No, it doesn't make a fucking picture. The fucking time

it happened, I went to my fucking... Oh yes, guys, do you remember when I had long straightened hair? No, honest to God. Honest to God, it was my fucking auntie's wedding and drawing spirit, I had fucking hair down to here. Oh yes, it was my auntie's wedding. I have a picture

of it. There was fucking physical proof of this. I'm not bullshitting. I was normal and I gave up because I looked at a well. Well that's all such horseshit. Have you seen these pictures, Jim?

Do you want me to find it? It's unbelievably James is lying. James is lying. I'm fucking not. Sing it one more time. James is lying. And with that said

I'm gonna fucking break We'll see you After these normal Messages After some normal messages Ah We'll see you after some normal messages We'll see you

After After Welcome Welcome Everybody To the bit Where we talk about Reddit

Welcome to Park Pooh. Welcome Everybody. This is the part of the show where we head over to the JAR Media Reddit where there's a suggestion thread where you can leave whatever question you want. Head over there, leave us a question. We won't be afraid to answer. Unless it's James answering because he's being particularly cowardly this episode.

Don't smack my phone, you child. Okay, let's start with this one from. Olly Hollick who says any stories of being drunk slash tipsy I know Ruben had one involving Dark Souls 2 and smashing a Lego X-Wing set, lol I don't think that was to do with drinking I think that was to do with a gamer wage I think that was to do with Dark Souls 2 being a fucking shit game

he was so frustrated at the normality that Dark Souls 2 was trying to capture that he just lifted his hands in frustration and just not smacked the X-wing. That was nothing to do with alcohol. And I'm pretty sure it killed his cat that he had at the time. It flew off the shelf and it crushed his cat. Um...

I have one. But it's not one. It's just like, I don't drink, so any type of alcohol normally has an effect on me. And I face planted it on a wrap. Don't know how. Yeah. It affected Adon a rap. Yeah, and chips.

Don't forget the chips. You dropped to... We went to a kebab. We went to Sammy's cabs. It's not a cabab shop, Sammies. You're right. I'm sorry, Sammy. Um, you dropped the chips.

I dropped the chips after telling Alex. And then I offered you a bite of my wrap. They were good chips as well. And James just fucking stuck his whole face. It fucking exploded practically. Yeah, all over Alex's sofa. There's probably still beats of Donner Meat. Oh, of course there are.

There's much worse in that sofa. trust me I just can't that's right like just if you want to wait for me just fucking get me drunk it's kind of easy

Jesus Christ what did you say what did I do that for real it's true though that's fucked up man we're trying to be normal this episode

we put some shout out like that you've just what the fuck I've fucked us literally get it my answer would be when I was in London once

and I was fairly... Was I there? You were there. I drank some. Quite lots. And of course, because it's just so much liquid, you need to urinate badly.

Yeah. And we had to get back to the Airbnb and I needed to pee so badly. I thought I was going to be Grandpa Simpson. from The Simpsons bladder explode I was

That's funny I was no joke seconds away From peeing myself Really And saying We have to pull over now I'm going to pee myself

What do you mean pull over We have to walk and take trains No we're in a taxi Oh yeah that's true On that example Yeah sorry Uber or whatever it was But I managed to

I went into my Mind Palace and I was like You know what what Sherlock Holmes do You probably say something annoying quirky and cringy and then piss himself, yeah luckily I pissed myself into the toilet

once I actually Oh nice! I just, I went into my mind pass and I was like, what would be the most normal thing to do right now? Not piss myself, right? Let's just hold off until the toilet does near and somehow that worked. I swear, I swear, sickles... These stories are boring, man.

Whenever Alex is in fucking London, no matter what he drinks, he just has this fucking just terrible oath to piss all the time last time we were there last time we were there you literally doing the same thing guys I need to piss

guys I'm gonna piss myself we fucking we went out of our way to my god guys I'm gonna fucking wet myself that time I really did mean it though no but you did it like every hour every out because I needed to piss because I've been drinking lots of liquids

that day we barely fucking drank anything and we had to go out of our way to this public restroom that you needed to pay for And then you're like, oh no, oh no. I climbed over, so I didn't have to pay for it. I did as well, to be fair. Everyone was. No, no, it wasn't, was it a pay?

It was. It was. Because that had those, those, yeah. The spinny things, where you put your thing in there they spin. But then literally, as soon as you've done that, and we started walking back to hotel, he started doing it again. Yeah, because I needed to pee, man. No, but why is it that you're not like this? because we can literally walk your mind

an entire shopping centre here and you're okay but as soon as you get to London Yeah because they have toilets at every stop corner No but you never use them But as soon as you get into London You just need to piss

Every fucking living second I don't know what's so you do But when the pee be flowing I gotta be going Um I've never been drunk so no I don't have any stories I don't get drunk

I don't I have little tolerance I do every day I know you Yes, I know why. Shut up. Should you do this really depressing one? Yeah. From, uh... Robert Mudd, who says this.

It's directed at me for some reason, but I don't know why it can't just be for everyone. Hey Alex, sorry if this one's a bit of a downer. But I just wanted to say thanks for your video and anxiety on your main channel. When I first saw it, I couldn't really relate because back then I wasn't struggling with any mental health issues. Recently, though, it popped up in my recommended feed. Some of the stuff you described. in the video was exactly how I felt recently. It's just good to know.

Someone else kind of understands what it's like. I'm not sure if you discussed this on the cast, but what helped you guys get out the darker periods of your lives? Thanks, dudes. We've talked about this a lot. There's been specific videos talking about mental health. It's not something we've ever shied away from on this channel.

We've talked about this subject before and how we've overcome. A certain level of anxiety is complete torture, in a sense. A certain level of anything like that is torture. I can only speak from experience, though. Yeah, as am I. I'd say people, though. What do you mean?

Confide in people. Yeah, the absolute worst thing you can do is Just keep it to yourself. Yeah. Isolation makes everything so much worse. You know? Because the truth is, you're never the only person to have... To like be going through.

Yeah, and I've been finding that the greatest help with anything related to this subject is to research it and find out the reasoning behind why your mind may... go to those places because the more you figure out that humans are just these

we're like really smart but at the same time we're really not where we're yeah we're like held back by our instincts and

yeah we're a slave to our our typical responses and emotions so small things like social media or your standing

your job or whatever can trigger these bizarre responses from your body. Well, yes, it's fight or flight where there is no actual danger. You're being forced to adapt into this really sophisticated world

that your animal body sometimes can't really comprehend. It's like you're self-aware enough to know that the way you're feeling is silly or ridiculous but at the same time it's not stopping it from happening.

Yeah. But like you were saying, the research aspect, like the more you understand it, the more you can do to counteract it. Yeah. Like, I'm nowhere near as bad as I used to be in some ways, but I'm worse in other ways.

Right, right. The main thing for me was the only time I've ever bettered myself, has been when I've been forced out of my comfort zone in some way every time I found that I've done that I've either learnt a lesson or improved in some way which has helped that whole kind of thing yeah you go you're great because like when I was 17 or whatever

put me like with someone I like some stranger and try and make me communicate with them forget about it it's not going to happen it's going to be the word situation for both people but the more times you do it the more times you're forced into a situation like that the better you're gonna learn and adapt and to you it becomes normal just nothing yeah it's like yeah okay I'm stuck with some person I don't ideally don't even want to communicate with right now but you know what to make it easier for both of our lives let's just small talk for a

little minute yeah and it's easy once you figure it out You realize every English person can talk infinitely about weather. Weather is the sort of starting off point, but also just asking questions about the other person. Open questions. People love talking about themselves, yeah. Ask open questions and just get people talking and make some comfortable. And get involved in active listening, you know what I'm saying? Active listening, not nod your head, eye contact.

Don't act like a fucking freak. But actually listen at the same time. Yeah, you've got to listen to what they're saying. Don't pretend that you're listening. Do both. Yeah. Show that you're listening. What was the question?

Yeah. The question was, Jamie, why are you so chubby now? All I can really say is advice doesn't really work. And I don't mean that in the sense. What are you talking about? Every single person experiences a whole different thing. I can't advise someone what's the best thing to do because my experience is very specific to me.

I can only advise people when they've experienced a similar thing to me there's broad advice for just helping but to fully get assistance you'd be surprised how many people would relate to your experience yeah and vice versa there's always that's what i said at the start of this question there's always somebody that at least one person that could understand your situation and people will have had less extreme versions of your situation and much more extreme versions of It's like me and Alexes, there's similarities in the things we've felt, but it's like the whole situations and everything is very, very, very different.

The context is different, yeah. Yeah. Big time. But you just have to talk about it. There's nothing better than talking about it. Yeah, I don't know how long it's going to take for humans to conquer this. Until we're in robot bodies. They won't.

Is that really what it's going to take for us to remove our selves? from our limitations. Robot bodies or brain surgery? All I can really say about it is just watch some of the early stuff we've said about them. Saw some jar people probably know. But we've said a lot of stuff about it before, about loads of stuff, and it's just good to watch them to be able to get a good idea on it.

Is there anything you've specifically done there to get out of the darker periods in your lives? It's the advice I'd say, give to everybody regarding anything and that's be proactive be proactive got to do something yeah but one you you got to get to the point where you want to it's easier set to it is but then once you once you get the ball rolling it's easier to keep that ball rolling yeah you just need to do the first bit I find humor more than anything watch something funny experience something funny but hang out with a

an old friend or family and make them laugh. When you giggle, it releases endorphins, your body's like happy about it. Yeah. Go for a run or a walk or something clear your head. Maybe there are things you can do.

Yeah, you drink water. Definitely drink water. Yeah, always drink water, no matter of the scenario. Not like all the time, just regularly, you know? Throughout, don't do. Rebuffed's chest.

Chaff has one for us. Question for James. If Jamie was on sale for his organs and the only way to get the money to save him was from selling your car, would you do it? It's a silly question. Because...

Of course I would. I doubt, I wouldn't even think about it. That car's gone. Just so you can have my organs. No, to help, to save you. Not buying your organs. I heard it as. and then take my liver.

No, it's like your organs are for sale. Like, something's going to take you apart. I don't fucking know what the question is. I'm stupid. The question is, let me die or don't let me die? So I wouldn't let you die? And if I had to sell my car to do that,

I'd obviously do that. What if I was a car? I'd just buy you. For my organs. Yeah. Andes Sot has an interesting one for us. What do you boys think makes a person smart? What makes someone smart?

Uh... When they... They're different types of smart. Yeah. There's like an emotional intelligence and a sort of academic intelligence. Like, there are certain types of people, like... I remember the people that were training to be, you know, study medicine, be doctors and all that. There's a certain type of intelligence that not everyone has.

Yeah. The knowledge, the brain that responds to factual knowledge and is able to retain that kind of, yes, if you have this diagnosis, then you need this to solve it type mind. But then there's the opposite where, like, academia maybe isn't, you know, a key aspect. But there's more than that, though, like... Like, to be a doctor, you really have to have just, like, a plan and know what you want in life. You have to be committed to... That's kind of a type of intelligence to, like, know what you want. Hmm.

That's what I mean, though. There's different ways to define someone who's smart, you know? Yeah. But, um, I'd say if you've beaten Dark Souls 1... That's sort of normal answer, yeah. Smart is a broad term, because everyone's smart in the way. Like, us on Jar, we're smart for different reasons. Like, you know, I've got, like, a speech impediment.

My spoken English isn't that great. I'm quite shit, that's English, but then anything to do of engineering and technical stuff I fucking know, like the back of my hand. Yeah, I wouldn't know where to even begin. I'm smart in that regard. Yeah, no doubt. Like, give me, you know, stuff like that to do and it will get done. Give you a pizza rather than, there's going to be pizzas made, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I don't think it's like, you know, in school it's the whole thing that there's the smart kids and everyone else is like the fucking dumb kids pretty much. That's like they're very specifically smart of one thing, but everyone is smart at that one thing. Like some of the most successful people I know from school were the fucking dumb kids. kids because they're smart in like completely something else they didn't go to uni they just like

yeah that's what I mean like you can be smart uh business for example but be shit at academia so you can on your own way build up a business and prove yourself that way without like traditional means but also

there's the inverse where you can have someone who's smart because they respond to you know that kind of system which system would that be oh one of those sort of strand like systems where you sort of never think of yourself

low you're always smart in your own way think about it this way there's so many people in the world you no matter how dumb you think you are you are going to be considered smart by somebody I don't have some homes

there's only one there's only one thing that's no matter what is always going to be dumb and that's golden retrievers they are fucking what even like the guard dog ones not guard dog guide dog they're smart they're emotionally smart though yeah there you go paisley's

emotionally smart oh fuck so emotional so is is there is dumb even a thing yes yeah so what is dumb dumb like you could call me dumb for not understanding an engine and that's fair because you're smart no but in that aspect i am ignorant i am

stupid in in that area of expertise if we're smart at one thing we're smart but like because everyone's done something people would think like building a wall oh that's that's easy you have to be an idiot to not be able to build a wall i can it's knowledge it's helpful knowledge i can build a fucking wall. Not the fucking speed. Those people build fucking walls. Holy fuck.

Give them 10 minutes. You just hold circle on Lego Star Wars. Could you unblock a drain, fix a toilet? No. Build a fucking bath. But do people consider that smartness, though, to be able to do that?

Like, electricians, they're fucking smart. I, I think a builder. would think that an easy aspect of building like if somebody couldn't do that they think they are dumb in comparison to them at least right what i'm saying is that it's subjective what about for example someone who is a master thief even though what if what they're doing is immoral they're still smart because they're still fairly smart because they've mastered some kind of art

Yeah The art of Smart The Wolf of Wall Street Was smart You're an interesting one from Raman Devil Who says this I recently saw a news story

About a hotel in Japan That only costs around $1 per night The catch is that when you check in You sign a waiver granting them permission To live stream your entire state To the hotel's YouTube channel Essentially meaning that you have

Zero privacy for the duration even in the people area I assume so my question is if given the opportunity to stay at such a hotel would you still do it no yes fuck yes one one dollar a night though what's the point

nobody's gonna watch the stream who's gonna watch it and you get a one dollar hotel they get a good hotel there's no like info there it could just be like they did they did um have a link to the like the channel Or whatever. But just think of it this way.

Think of all the things you've done on this channel that is put on YouTube. The farting, the burping, us just sleeping at night being watching. Yeah, but what if I'm being recorded while I do a poo poo? But you basically done that anyway. It doesn't matter. I ain't never done that. I think being seen farting is probably worse than pooing. That's not true.

That's not true. You can get away with pretending that you've never done a poo in your life. that no that's bullshit women have done it for years centuries I wouldn't I don't really care they can see me just you know watching car videos great how lovely yeah for me yeah but why why would I not just stay at home because you're in Japan and Japan hotels are really really expensive yeah but I would do it even if some old creepy man is is watching me sleep It is a creepy, unsettling idea.

Yeah. That shit freaky out. What about if you couldn't see the cameras? It's still, that's just knowing that you're being watched all night. That's freakyer. Because then you don't know where it's coming from and you might poo yourself in the night. That's one way, the more you think about it, the weirder it becomes. I'm standing by my big, big N.O. on that one.

I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable. Okay, now you're saying, like, go to bed tonight and think. think you're being watched. How uncomfortable would that make you? Because I get that all the time because I get scared of things. And yeah. Okay, I'm not...

No, I'm not doing this. Doing a poo? No, going in this hotel. Just being watched in general is quite a... An anxiety-inducing type thing. I love being... All eyes on me.

Make me anguish. That's, you know... All eyes on me, like that famous two packs on. That's what he was doing. All eyes on me. No, he wasn't. Alice has never heard that song. He has. Why do you sing it? How pathetic do you think I am? I don't know. All lies on me.

All lies upon me. What's the point of the word upon? It just means on. But with up on it. Up on. I'm upon, the horse. I'm on the horse. I'm up on. up on the horse I'm upon the horse upon the horse yeah exactly

yeah but you're if you're on something you're up on it already no because if it's low it can still if I sit on the floor now I'm on the floor if I sit on the sofa

on the sofa but I can't say I'm up on the floor but I can say I'm up on the sofa because the sofa is up the other is not is down so it's not up I thought it was supposed to be normal this episode

yeah but it's all relative Doesn't sound really normal. No, but yeah, that's the thing, it's relative. And the sofa's high in this situation, so you can say, upon sofa. Johnny Therat one has one for us. What is the funniest place you've pooed? I accidentally pooed in a bin once. That's what they said.

A potay. I don't think I've ever pooed in a funny place. Yeah, you've pooed in the garden and then flossated. That's pretty fun. Yeah, but you did as well. Yeah, it was funnier. It was funnier when you did. No, that's not funny because of the location.

and that's funny because the dog ate it. I also pooed on a bike ride trail. Yeah, that's true. In the woods. And I've also pissed off a bridge. I've always been... That took balls. Yeah, that did take balls.

I've had such concern over... My testicle just went inside. Your testicle just went inside. We're trying to be normal here. Lowy. your test inside what you know you've never had that your testicle can go inside you yeah really it feels so fucking weird it's really really weird I've never I've never experienced that really really I remember people talking about it in like primary school no that is fucked up I used to do

that as a as a kid like you'd like push your nut inside yeah like up in it's so fucking weird. Don't try and force it. So what do you do? You push the ball. No, don't, don't know. Just describe it. Nobody do it, obviously.

No, when I was a kid, it was a lot easier. I didn't, my balls are bigger now than when I was that age. But I would like, you know, little kids are just fucking weird. They're always just like touching their balls. Like, it ain't nothing. Just holding them. And you could just go, boop. And it would just go up.

I remember doing that when I was in, like, prone. school, like pushing my balls in to the point. When you're older... Yeah, it's still possible. But you never expect it. And when it happens, it's like... But how does that happen when you're not

literally forcing them inside you? No, if you're at a certain angle or, like, if you're... I don't know, man. It's fucking strange. Your underwear just pinches your balls for some reason. This is the most, like, painful thing.

No, I get on my air. I'm my balls your ass What the fuck That sucks That sucks Not as bad as your testicle Normal and not normal

Can relate to that You just sat there Just chilling And suddenly your ball Just pinches Like the most painful Pinch you've ever fucking felt And you're like

What? I barely moved Yeah Why are you pinching me this way You stupid goddamn Underwood? No that's... Bulls are so stupid

They're really annoying They're just like Go on there predator just attack yeah here's my weak spot and y'all know it yeah like if we were like a boss in destiny or something

yeah that's where the wheat point would be yeah that's where you get the golden balls golden yeah you get the yellow hits on the balls I don't know why that they aren't inside yeah if they can go inside just keep them there yeah but in saying that

I don't want them to stay there because it's weird no but if they were there Have you ever seen it when it's been inside? It's like, you can tell it's not meant to be in there because, like, it just, it, like, bulges out of your skin. It's like, get out of me, you know? You know what I'm saying? It's fucking strange, because sometimes you'll be sitting at your desk.

It's just, like, it's gone in. It's just like... Yeah, and then, like, you've got to fondle your fucking, like, above... Above your dick. No, but has it ever got, like, stuck? Okay, you've had to, like, push your skin inside to, like, push it out. Because that happened once. I don't know how.

It hasn't happened to me many times, to be fair. Like, you can feel it, like, in your skin. You can just, like, feel... Do you know what something that apparently can happen? What? Um, your balls can get, like, twisted around each other. And just, like, be knotted. I've always had a fear that I have that.

Like, it sounds horrible. Yeah. It's really scary. Like, you know. the idea of that. Because they are just like... The guy for Moosey's a fella, didn't they? Gavin. Gavin free, yeah.

Really? Yeah, I remember on the rest of a podcast he said about it. Yeah, and ever since I heard that, I've been fearful of having it myself. How did he get them tangled? You can't, like, you can just sit down one day and they just get tangled. Yeah, it's like, it's not something you can really control

from my understanding. Like, sometimes it can just happen. That's so scary. Yeah, I've probably got it. Big time. Why? Because my balls look like, you know, and you have like an elastic band

and you strap it around something and it goes purple. It just looks like that constantly and I'm really concerned. Like, for real? You fucking... Why are my balls purple again? This isn't normal. I'm trying my best to be normal. Cock and bull torturing himself a fucking use

and hasn't realized. They do that to balls. don't they? Yeah, if they want to get bull's balls off put a nice really tight elastic band and eventually

they'll just shrivel up and die. It's horrible. That must fucking be so uncomfortable and then they just fall off. Why do you think

bulls are always so angry in chasing red patterns? Permanent cock and bull torture. Yeah. Until there's no ball to torture.

With that said, that's the end of the episode. Holy fuck. Pretty normal episode I've got to say. Pretty normal episode. we kind of stuck to our guns there thanks again to the patrons and buy

our t-shirts if you like James subscribe to our only fans be normal try your hardest and be normal I love you no you can't say that that's not very normal oh my god fucking I can't believe my testicle

just went inside just watch me pee just watch me pee all over I know I really don't like seeing my paws they're so fucking weird Those are just weird, full stop.