JAR Media Posdact - The NORMAL Three - JARCast Episode 287

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

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Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 287 of the journal media podcast. This is the Gaius question. The Gaius. What was it the... I can't remember. He's not here. Can't be...

True. This is episode 287. We are the usual three. The J.J.A. The unusual. three the unusual three the usual three the normal three but that's just usual I like that the normal three can we just have like a five second silence so Alex can do his thing just get out of the way yeah good hey hey that's not what I was

waiting for problem yes I've been I've started to walk around work doing the gucks and it's starting to annoy me because I just can't stop it. This is the thing with Alex. Like if Alex was just like it's like that phone game where it's like a virus.

Oh yeah. Oh pandemic. Yeah. Itchy or I.O. or whatever. And it's like an Alex thing and it gets to the point where like you've won the game when it gets on Rick and Morty. Yeah.

Or more like your life is ruined because of Rick and Morty's stealing Bebo What the hell, man Did they still Bebo? Bebo's in Rick and Morty It's a character Yeah Like a one episode, a little thing

Do you think he watches us? Yeah, 100% I think most of Rick and Morty is inspired by us You have to get your name on James And who's Morty Me Damn, who am I?

You're, um... I don't say I'm the dad. No, you're summer. Okay, I'll be summer. Whatever. This is the number one Maggot podcast. Have you had a maggot experience?

Yeah. Like a pop-a-magic experience. Yeah. Like when doing gardening, you'll sometimes find like a fat maggot. You're blocking the core maggot experience. The bin? The bin.

I blocked it for a reason, bro. Who had to deal with that, though? Yeah, no, I've had a maggot bin experience, but that was like hell because it was a pig. It was an actual pig carcass. So that those maggots are like... Oh, is that when you're working? Yeah, this was like 30 degrees summer

and a bin full of an actual pig. And I opened it and it was just like... What was the smell like? Farh. You don't want to know. It was fucking disgusting. It's like... Maggates eat decomposing flesh

and then fart. really that's gotta be part of the smell man yeah do you think so they can not eat that much pig and not far away yeah they're eating there ain't gallons of pig they're eating this is a big pig i've honestly never thought the other week i had to google the bugs drink i've never thought do they fart they absolutely fart everything farts yeah bacteria farts he's serious well think about it when when when something's decomposing and it stinks what is that smell? What are you telling me? It's a chemical reaction where it's like bacteria eating like protein. I can't tell if you're messing with me. No, if bacteria is like eating flesh and then it's

stinky, it's like releasing something because it's, it's like the cycle of life and it ends in fart. Why does it always end in fart? Because if you're consuming something, there's a byproduct. The byproduct is fart. No matter what you do, there's fart. And it always. stinks. Bro, cars literally fart. Yeah, cars fart. That's what, they eat fuel,

fart. I got a nice, um, and kill the planet. I got a nice laurel far earlier when you were parking. Oh, my car is, bro,

that is literally like half of Toyota Yaris fuel tank in that, in that one. Just reversing and. Yeah. And it farted. It just fucking stinks of fuel. There's something probably wrong. Before we get too deep into the show,

let me shout out the, patrons over at the jar media patreon they get their names read out in the first or sometimes second a week of every month and they make the audio version of the show possible and just kind of help with every damn episode being demonetized because we're just so too funny we're quite poo fart funny yeah so the fart talk i guess they don't like or actually the the the the one from a few weeks ago that had like joker and harry styles from uh the eternals in the thumbnail that one was like flag for some reason for the thumbnail I assume for the thumbnail

I guess Joker is like it picks up as an all white thing so they're like man but then the last week's one was my nose with the Joker like coming out of it he was like dancing in my nose or whatever that one was fine for whatever reason the nose

I guess it's high styles then yeah maybe Harry stars is the silver fox or whatever well well well here we are 287th week in a freaking row it's real pretty much did you see someone on the subreddit figured out the actual

we're like 289 with 29 something yeah we're actually pretty close to 300 technically wow but I don't mean nothing in our world yeah that that is that is god speaking of the joke yeah we're the we're the anarchists over here we don't follow no numerical order

we're yeah no I do you think number numbers are invented. Yeah. You know, like, before humans, there weren't two of something. They were just two of something. Yeah, if there were two maggots next to each other, what would they say? Yeah, they weren't thinking like, oh, cool, there's two of us.

They'd probably just fart. Yeah. Wouldn't they? And they don't, I guarantee you, they weren't counting their farts. They couldn't. One fart, two, fart, three, fart four. I'm going to fart all over the floor. Yes.

There was some good rhymes in the patrons. segment. I like it when there are rhymers in there. This is the rhymatic podcast. Man. Raminetic. We got some housekeeping to do. We got some cleaning up around here. There's big piles of maggots that need to be scooped up and... Scooped up into our funneled into our mouths.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, poo on face. Talk about maggots. Whoa. Pee on face. Come on. That's a bit of a maggotty name. Yeah. Yeah, poo attracts it, but your face is a, uh... It's a long-time jarling. Yeah, long-time jarling, but their name is maggotty.

Let's change the... Let's change jarling to maggots. Fellow maggots. I bet you there is a YouTuber that already does, yeah, probably. Slip-not, I'm pretty sure. Their fans are called maggots. Really? Yep.

Yeah, that sounds right. Well, they ask, hey Jim, hope the yogs is going well so far. Thoughts on that? Well, Jim Zitchie only turned up and he's really fucking deep in the Jamieja podcast, so it's going good. What the fuck are you talking? What? What's being said? Wait, start all of that again. What?

Let's start from the beginning. What's the next question? No, that was just the intro. I was just wondering where I can get that shirt you've got. The one with all the squares overlapping. One. It's a really cool design and just wanted to know where I can get one. Cheers, Beast.

keep continuing to have the best drip on jar and have a great rest of the cast I reckon is it that same brand or is that the yeah I think so um I'm pretty sure it came from Australia because they're all like way oversized if I stand up is that like it is that an Australian thing or is that our auntie not knowing our sizes uh but it like shoulder like a style right if yeah if I reckon it fits right right but like in weather like this Australia like hotter than Australia weather that we get them right now true that's really comfortable and I don't I don't know the brand

is there a tag James? Um love jump love J-U-N-P-D J-U-N-P-D yeah love J-U-N-P-D yeah love J-U-N-J-U-Love jungle there you go got there in the end love jungle might have like this my sweat might have like rubbed so go on love jungle use the code jar media yeah it might be love jungle um either way it's australian because like i think it'd be love jungle

every year my lovely family over in australia send a couple of goodies and i always wear the clothing because probably cost them like a hundred dollars on shipping alone yeah Australia though their drip is hardcore You're saying we need to swap The Valencia drip Newcoming drip to Australia Newcoming drip

You know how We look at like Italy and think Okay they're like Five six years ahead right We need to look at Australia Because they've been living in like The new age drip N A

Yeah their new age drip Because everywhere is going to be as hot as Australia Yeah That's true Yeah It's going to be like this All year round You know

So Oh no So I think it's an idea To follow the drip In Australia Yarden M3Z Has this to say Bear Bear Boys

In the last episode You mentioned Jap Fest And this caught me off guard As in the US at least JAP as a slur Used against the Japanese I was wondering If that wasn't the case in the UK

As its origins as a slur Might come from anti-Japanese sentiment after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. James, do you want to explain this? That's definitely not the case here. Jap is pretty much mainly, it's associated with cars. Jap, Japanese cars, Jap, UK, Jap Fest. It's a festival.

Yes, it's a Japanese car festival. It's just anyone, if you could talk to anyone about cars, Jap will be used if we're referring to Japanese cars. But like, I'm into Jap crap, which is just the saying, I like Nissan's. Is this a UK thing or? Yeah, I think, yeah, a UK and Ireland thing. We just, Jap is just useful specifically for cars.

It's not, we've never, but I definitely understand that in America it's like that post-war. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But it's not like a, it's not a derogative term or anything here. Pastrami kick on this topic kind of continuing. Literally just a few days ago, I saw a Natasha car. Shit made me laugh so hard and it's not very common where I live in Mexico near the border to the US. the guy had California plates

so I'm guessing it's more common on that side of the border than it is on the Mexico side Yeah no I think There's a lot There's obviously a lot of anime watches in America And there's a huge overlap between anime watches and cars Because initial D

Wangan Ridnight So there is a lot of Itasher in America Can we talk about the balls on this guy dude Like first of all getting an attacha car Raffing like an anime girl on your car And then driving to Mexico Ex-K with an anime girl wrapped car. That takes cahones. Yeah, going through border control. Is there anything wrong we're getting an anime? Yes. If I do, if I turn out in my...

You are demanding eyes. That, no, but that's the point. I think that's the point. You're asking people to look and think, wow, that's cringy. That's, that is the point. Okay, so what about if you do an anime car, but you start drifting in public? Because then you're getting the attention, but then you're doing something that's not like people. pathetic because you're doing something that's kind of sick. But the sick thing doesn't counter out the cringe. No, but no, but it combines and makes something this, this cringe answer. I feel like the people that do it, they get such satisfaction from the small group that when they do see it and recognize, like, oh, that's that thing. That's a, that's a way from Evangelion. Yeah.

Just for that, just even if one person does that every five years, that would be worth, that just the, the endorphin release they would get from that. it would be enough for them. No, I think It's a big time with Tash like they're doing in Japan is not like the biggest con but like any person who's in the Japanese car scene

will have like an anime sticker I've got an anime sticker that I have not put on my car the old school What happened to the sticker I got you for Christmas? I'm not putting that on my guy I'm not fitting that on your guy

I'm not fitting that on your own. Oh that one? Yeah, he might get some funny looks like that fucking van you saw today. Oh fuck I saw van today so usual thing before Jari we go to the same, like, really nice coffee shop and Kahn. A shout out to Mark. Shout out to Mark from Devine.

Seriously, go to... If you ever go to Kahn, go to Samies, because he's a legend in Jarre. But honestly, go to Vine and talk to Mark and say that Jarl got you there. And you're coming because of Jha. Do it. He'll fucking love it. Yeah. So generally go to Vine, great place.

But I was coming out, and I was coming onto the Woundabout, and a van, like, you know, it was just in front of me when I was going Wound. And as I was behind it, I saw a symbol. This symbol looks like a Norse symbol. And it had Norse writing around the circle and it had loads of lines. People can already start to see around going with this. Besides that was a Norse like Viking head. Side profile with the towel and whatnot.

And I looked at it and I was like, I know dog whistling. Because I'm, you know, I know what these people use to hide their views. And I could tell that that symbol was not, was a, um, it's an alt-white symbol. It's like a neo-Nazi symbol. It's what they typically use because a circle of loads of slightly jagged lines. And then under that was a hashtag, W-G-A-A-1-W-G-U. It's a Q-Anon hashtag. Whoa.

Straight up, just under... It's just insane, man. There's multiple around here. Let me have to... Someone, just a few streets away from me. Has like a... It's got like Nazi symbols on the back of his... fucking car. See, I was having a discussion with someone about this sort of thing.

Do you think it's the responsibility of a platform to wipe this shit away? A platform, what, like Twitter, like Facebook, like Twitter, like social media is basically, like WhatsApp. I think they probably do need more regulation than they currently have. Because I think misinformation is. so so damaging well yeah we're in a state now where it's actually so fucked it's like beyond repair and and people over a certain generation that like read if you've ever bought a newspaper you're susceptible to yeah why even I always like for some reason I I just convinced myself that like no nobody truly reads newspapers anymore

one is actually like buying and reading those but the last few times I've been going to various supermarkets and things I was just looking out at the newspaper section person after person buying the sun buying the mirror buying the telegraph it's like man these are all voters yeah why are you subject subjecting yourself to that sort of stuff never buy newspapers and but where are you supposed to go for your you know but This is the thing, I think... So how you're supposed to know what? Know what?

What do you want to know? No, but I think this... You want to know, like, policy and what's happening in the government? Well, check that shit out when we actually have a say in it. But, like, up until... What's the goddamn point? What's the point in knowing what they're doing right now? Because it's just going to piss you off.

There's no... You've got no say in what they do at the minute. Yeah, particularly in the UK, it's really bad right now. It is. I think one of the ways they used to get people into these newspapers was tits. Page 3. So true. When do they ban that?

When did they ban that? When the internet wasn't around in 95 or whatever? Yeah. You can easily get access to tits. The page three girls? Yeah, so clearly it's just like fucking men would just be, oh, I need some tits today. Go by page three and just look at the tits.

Yeah, and then get pipelines straight down to fascism. The fascism pipeline starts at tits. Yeah, it does. It starts at tits slash anime girls. The Brexit pipeline. Yeah. I'm very glad they got with a fucking page three when did it wasn't even that long ago was it

no it was like a few years ago maybe 2018 yeah it really wasn't that long ago I just don't know how it took them that long to realize how boomers find their uh pornography they're gonna buy Playboy what they do what are they doing are they gone porn up I suppose like they go on porn up get through 400 pages to be fair if you're over the age of like 60

unless you're Tom Cruise or whatever gooning is like fair enough You can get nothing else to do you like Is that the like cut off where it's like Just go for it Yeah just goon it If you haven't

No yeah at 60 If you get to 60 without gooning You have to goon at 60 onwards Yeah no I think you should goon at 60 onwards You should never goon If you're a guna right now Just think wait I need to stop Focus on like my life

Yeah focus on having a healthy sexual stuff going on this age when you're in your prime. And then just goon the... When your cock doesn't work anyway, you can goon, just go on Vigara. And then just go to time. Burr-bur says this. The danced-in-school thing has literally no context. This was a question from last episode.

Yeah. There was a debate, and Alex said something along the lines of, Jim is destroying you right now. And James said, are you going to ignore the fact that I somehow, danced in school, you ain't destroying me. Was this one of those seconds, so it was like in the intro, so we cut the actual thing and then it's just kept that, like, sentence. No, I think that's actually a genius, like, debate strategy.

Just whip out something like, you can't really respond to it. Yeah, you can't rebuttal. Are you going to ignore the fact that I somehow danced in school? Are you sure that's not a misquote? No, no, that does sound like something I'd say. I do have a somewhat memory. No, we've established this. The Jarlings know what we say better than the media.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like... No, but that's the thing... That's actual, like, nonsense. Yeah, but it's me saying it, apparently, so that kind of work. The thing is, you can't say that about our viewers, because then they have power over us, and they can gaslight us into believing things that we've said that we haven't said.

But they do have power over to us. This is what stalkers all about. Hindu Frapp says this Great episode guys, it's so good YouTube won't play it, turn out over 100 That was Jamie's fault for playing a haunted music In the start of the episode Yeah, because last episode, the beginning

The Lavender Town stuff was in there with James And YouTube processing was like all fucked up the video the video first off was refusing to play like it wasn't working and it's actually like and then it started working

but it was only playing in 240P yeah so I was watching it in 243 and I was like yeah no yeah it's just really awful quality just for some reason no but weird thing is when I watched it the first half was in really good quality as soon as it went past that song

the West isn't really shit quality but the thing I like most is that because we are such memers there are all these comments like is this like intentional it's like we're in the perfect position even if we like fuck up massively just be like yes

yep one of our cheeky plans as usual yeah that was that episode's a gimmick Cameron Cox has one for us I had a septoplasty in February and most of what Alex said happened to me too didn't poo for five days always tried to pee but barely could

but he never mentioned the first night about having some strong, vivid dreams, waking up gasping and sweating, but I barely needed the percassettes they gave me. They felt useless. The best feeling is when you get out the blood in your nose that keeps you from breathing, and then you just stare at it on a tissue,

because it is huge. And they take out the splints, and it's even better. Took me five weeks to be back to 100%, should have slept in a recliner, Alex. Also, I live in America, so maybe surgery is slightly different, and to help me heal, I watch Jarr, but it did the opposite

yeah I'd forgotten about the dreams I was having like horrible fucking nightmares one of them was like I've never even played Resident Evil 7 but I had this dream where I was in Resident Evil 7 it felt real

but like all my dreams are usually like a spin on the same thing where it's like I'm running late for something or like I've got to run away from something and like I can't move as much. Yeah, basically. Yeah, yeah. But it's just like torture.

No, being, this is the struggles of being a gamer, I'm afraid Alex. When you have intense knowledge on loads of games and you've played a lot of games, sometimes you'll just go to bed. Like, it won't be a scary game. It'll be like Minecraft. But you dream you're in there and suddenly that shit ain't so like cute and funny anymore. Yeah. Suddenly it's a goddamn nightmare.

No, seriously? For real. I'm pretty sure I'd milk a solid dream recently. Like, like, Moogosolid, like, free, sneaky, you know? Yeah, and it's like, I'd often have dreams. I've had two of these dreams in recent years. It shows how much of, like, a man child I am. But, like, the lead up to Red Dead.

I'd repeatedly have dreams where I was playing it. And then I'd be playing it, and then the dream would turn into me being, like, in it. And, like, and I was like, holy shit, is a bad act? like a fucking bearded cowboy and shit and then I wake up and be like that was the best shit take me back take me back

I thought it was out yeah and I had the same thing for Eldon Ring really but that shit was scary that's like that's like preparing you

for your actual descent in simply imagine how scary those scarlet rock areas would be I was like get me out of here yeah

no but even picture this you're in boom blocks boom blocks boom blocks Remind me what... You don't remember the Steven Spielberg produced Wii game.

Do you not remember boom blocks? No, I remember the name. You're telling me you don't remember boom blocks. No. You had to go like... Just like every shooting game. No, no, but you're boom in the blocks. That was the whole thing.

And Stephen Spielberg was like, Let's do this. Let's boom block. What is this some kind of boom blocks? You didn't tell us what your West and Evil seven dreams were nightmare as well um i got on me it was kind of a combo of resident evil seven and four like just like this vague like fucked up imagery of like just being in like a haunted house type thing and being just chased by zombie shit and i didn't really find zombies like that

scary no no a lot of this shit though is like it's it's not scary when you're watching it on a screen or yeah the second you dream about this stuff i i had this really intense dream um a long while ago, like three years ago and I'd like I'd smoked a bunch of weed gone to sleep

and had this dream that I I was in like the raid oh the action movie yeah but it was in an airport and I was like a gun-turning legend but the shit going on was brutal yeah it was really violent and like yeah

You just reminded me of... It was like a massacre and I woke up and I was like Jesus Christ That was like a Wade X, Max Payne Free fucking dream No, I think it was the raid slash No Russian

from Monomorfare 2 And it was like Jesus Christ I, yeah You've just reminded me of another one I had That was like so fucked up I don't know if it's actually too dark To talk about

No we have JAR has accepted darkness into its heart so you can talk about darkness and just to preface like these dreams they felt real they were like so vivid they felt like totally real yeah i've had these the dream was like you know the old like route home from our secondary school yes it was like picture this the dream is like it kind of begins when you're about halfway home from school and i spot someone who's go in postal basically going I think I remember you describing this

way back one no this was this was the other day oh really like shortly after the surgery with the with what the painkillers were doing and just mess on my head and stuff but it was like being like chased

by someone like that and like running like that to try and not get hit you know in his zigzag kind of like this kind of stuff but like feeling really it was like fucking horrible yeah yeah and you wake up so like like you've just gone through it yeah it's really messed up it's like you're shaking and stuff i didn't know that was like going to be a thing that happened i'd forgotten about it too so i'm glad they reminded me um and the final thing on this was the

uh the best feelings when you get the blood in your nose that keeps you from breathing because that part of that happened today and james here a bare-bear-bared witness because i was just in my bedroom after waking up from a nap and i was just like blow i blew my nose and what came out was like gh i was like no hey bro nah uh-uh he was like it was like these stitches like with in case with blood and the bogeys it was like that's too big to come out of there man from when i saw i think the blood had gone so yeah i'd like i'd like wrapped it in tissue yeah so i just saw the stitches and it was grim but it just to me looked like a big bogey that's kind of what it was but yeah not just not it's like unlocked a new like

bruh i can like breathe through my nostril now that's cool welcome to our world boy is this what it's like for norms to breathe is this how it's always been for you guys no no no I've got my nose as a charge I did

I've never really known how to breathe anyway you broke your nose I think I did really yeah like face plant the floor after jumping off something on my bike and I went wrong and I just fucking face front of the floor nose first have you had any like

recurring issues though yeah My nose is fucked. Well, you can't breathe through each... Have you got like a block nostril? No. What's wrong with it then? Don't know.

Just big bogeys. Yeah, big bogeys, man. Since crashing that bicycle, my bogeys have been like abnormally sized. I reckon in like another universe, James is in the latest jackass film. Yeah. There's a few like everything everywhere things I picture of James. Yeah. I think James is the biggest like spider.

Yeah. There's one where I picture him as like a daredevil type. Not the super area, but like a dead Yeah, like launching cars Yeah And the other one is an ambulance driver That definitely could have happened Yeah

Or like a police interceptor Going down the motor like 150 Yeah Paulie Sam has up an ultimate housekeeping thing here I clicked on the last podcast Minutes after it was uploaded And the comment left by the psychotic beekeeper was there and was one of the first comments on the video

which leads me to believe that it might just be a strange spam bot or something it might have detected your video as a potential customer for his honey since the podcast is called jar even then what kind of deranged advertisement is that porn bots now the honey bots are the ones you gotta worry about now that is like too it is so like what were they on about being bees disintegrating butterflies to make the honey taste better even though that's like not a thing

it must be a bot sure especially if the video was just anything though yeah but if the episode was just uploaded how did they know that we were going to talk about bees in that video but did you talk about bees we did we talked about bees in that video

that's why they is there some I don't know how like complicated these like bots and things are getting now again because there are so many like schemes and scammers, like someone tries scamming me on Steam this morning. Because I just, I'd left my, my steam running and came down and saw like the pop-up when someone

messages you. They were like, oh, I, I just got scammed. Um, and I accidentally reported your account as the one who scam me. So I'm going to need you to go onto this Steam Discord and talk to someone. about making sure your account doesn't get banned even though the screenshot they showed of the report was full of weird spelling errors and grammatical stuff

and Steam doesn't have like a discord right and why would you get banned for any haven't done anything wrong? Yeah. They would find nothing and wouldn't ban you. Yeah, super weird. But the thing is if we get these scam things It means it's worked on someone else.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like all the phone scammers, you know? Yeah, that's the most, like, depressing one to me because these people on the phone to you know what they're doing. Mm-hmm. That actually saddens me. They gaslight you.

Yeah, they do. Okay, now, I'm going to jump to the defense of scammers here. Okay, hear me out. What the fuck, dude? They scammed NFTs out of NFTs out of NFT people that's a win that's a win if one of them is stupid enough

to do this shit and lose like all of the NFTs nothing of value has been lost okay I ain't gonna complain but what about like all the all the old people that like they they don't take what I just said

out context I'm referring to the NFT scammers who stole NFTs or by like how crazy technology is they don't understand it they just they're abusing old people it's not cool yeah including Alex yeah they nearly got me man dude doesn't even hold me go got

yeah I'm just too trusting man it's my biggest weakness yeah this is a thing no bro this is the thing never pick up the phone if you get a call from someone don't pick up even if you know who it is

just don't yeah it's what we do yeah you get a phone call whether you know them or not if it says Jamie I can guarantee you it's not Jamie because he's not gonna pick up the phone though because like

a couple days ago I got like a random phone call unknown number it's the NHS they're like we've got a long COVID interview for you booked in for this date

just send over 15 quick to get your stream slot yeah so we've got all that booked in I'm ready for it is that just going to turn up and it's a it's a phone like interview

it's a phone interview it's a phone interview they'll just charge the number so they'll make them they could last an hour and it'll just ask like 5'5 a minute genuinely though

the safest thing to do is Google numbers yeah yeah no generally there's always a who called me who called me people would generally no this is a shout out to the people who actually comment on these websites to save their experience yeah because that is actually a

completely selfless fucking thing to do you're going out of your way to give people info on scam numbers fucking legends no this is actually the importance of people like commenters the minority of people that actually engage with shit they're actually doing such a service if like even a like and a dislike on something yeah you know but like there there is like an equivalence to me to like leaving a comment and reporting a phone number to just some website

for being shady yeah no i've started doing that for like if someone's particularly good in some kind of service situation and they're like told they've got to say like oh go to this website and leave some kind of review because it actually does it helps that individual it helps that individual like it does actually help them i think it's good to go out your way when you when it's like your service you've received is very good or it could help someone else yeah it's worth all doing it was selfless but do it do if you can be a legend to be helping people yeah like Alex when he gets called by a number from

Wadstock and he doesn't realize this a scam you're saving him this is all for Alex's sake I need help over here you know what I did today got scammed I was in Starbucks

was it actually a Starbucks though yeah it was um it was faked Starbucks no I was in Starbucks wanting for my drink and the people waiting in line behind me were like at the thing for ages like paying and stuff

paying attention though but then I start here someone saying like hey hey hey and I turn my head and they're like do you do you have credit card I'm like yeah debit card um and they're like I give you money you pay because they're they were foreign oh they had cash yeah yeah so many places don't take cash anymore oh yeah it was like 24 pounds 80 they had 25 pounds in cash Okay. And I walked up, just like, Apple paid it. Mm-mm.

And they gave me the money. And then the person turns to, like, the cashier and says, See, it's nice to be nice. That's nice. Yeah. That you offered a helping hand. It is really frustrating when you're another country and you're just like... Yeah.

I wouldn't get your currency. Why are you not taking it? Yeah. And I do think it is annoying that we're like dipping a pinky toe into a cashless society. It's like do one or the other, you know? You can't have legal tender and just not accept it. I reckon like our generation and below like, once they're buying things. The majority is just going to be on your phone.

It's so much more convenient. It's much easier. you don't have to worry about getting cashed out and all this i think the majority of stuff like id i think there's you'll have i can't wait till your ideas on your phone yeah but they don't accept it even if you have not like you take a picture of it or whatever no but any other form of id like if you have a um a rail card which is like you can have that on your phone though yeah but you can't use it as i do no no you know you can't have any sort of thing like that no no matter what and

but there was a time where the idea of like contactless was like oh that's dangerous that's not that did not last long contactless was invented and then just everyone got it a few people were like no I specifically asked for a non-contactless card to be safe I guarantee you by now

no recently the thing of that is Barclays for some reason recently their contact list kind of failed so system wide I think I was one of the people was affected with this contactless not working having to put my pin in when you're like going to Gregs. They're that little thing and it's just like it's tucked away so you can just slap your card on it's done.

So having to actually wait, push my card and put my pin in. It just makes everyone wait in line longer and it was like it was a genuine like oh God put this in. So I was just like oh I want to go get something but knowing I had to put my pin in and I was like nah I don't bother because it's such an inconvenience so it's just like oh yeah nah

going back to a pin lame contactless is the way forward Absolutely. And when we get a little chip in our palm or whatever, just be gut your way through everything. Yeah. No, the other thing about this, it's going to happen, dude. This contact list first is like legal tender is I sold wheels recently and I got paid in cash, 500 pound in cash. That's like, I'm not going to spend that. That's going in my account. How do I get money in my account by going to a bank?

Yet they're closing banks everywhere. You've got to find one. You've got, I've got travel to, no, our local other town just to get one. And it's just like, you can't go during the week because you're at work. So you can only go on weekends. And on some weekends, they aren't even open. Yeah. How can you put this cash, it's a legal tender into your account?

And there's no fucking banks. Yeah, we don't have a single one in our town, do we? No, they're closed. They have three of them. They have one portable bank that comes around every now and again and just parks. Yeah. What's a portable bank? It's like a van.

And there'll be like a queue of old people that go to this portable bank to do stuff. Because they close the one in our town. but it's like Arnan She only buys shit in cash Because she like goes to the bank A lot of people still do I think I think

Legal tender should always be a thing Yeah Because if you do have like Something go down And there is like a countrywide problem Suddenly you Your money is worthless I totally understand people

On the side of like Anti-cashless You know Because then it comes down to that thing, a lot of what I've heard is like, you know, going cash, this is bad because government control. To a degree it's true, though. Yeah, to a degree, yes. They can't, they can't make a profile of you if you go and get £100 out every week

and spend that £100 in cash. Yeah, let's just say there's a reason Sammy's cash only. Yeah. Boing, doink But it's like It's like The Samuiz, it's just like I want it that bad that I'm going to get cash out

Yeah But if other places don't do like contact us I don't know I don't know I've got a weird thing though where like If I get cash out I see in my brain Money and my bank different to money

Yeah, physical money When I have physical money It's like Wow, free money money. That's not good. affect my number in the bank. So I can just spend it how I want. It's really weird.

The little slice of the piss of cash that I got, I'm just like keeping it as my wad. A man with a wad is like, like it just gives you something. Just that knowledge that you got a wad there. You know you're safe in so many situations. But also it does, it raises the stakes, because it's just this is the stakes because it's like

if I got a wad on me there's like there's something to lose you know if someone steals my phone what are they going to do there's the passwords on it everything's like that's the thing you're generally more likely to get scammed out of your bank account and you're to be have your actual legal tender

taken I've never lost money I've only ever gained money because I found money on the floor we walked recently and it's just a five pound on the floor boom that's a unique feeling especially now that like physical money's like waterproof

basically yeah I remember this is just a story of how fucking fantastic of a person I am I got a few of those

today yeah I'm such a fucking good guy I was walking to my piano lesson like 17 years old or whatever

walking to my piano lesson this girl in front of me 10 quid just drops out the back of her pocket and I'm like hello oh you got the little

mass effect choice. Yeah. The telltale. And actually, because, like, I held it.

Because I was, I was probably playing, like, the Walking Dead at the time. Yeah, and I could, like, see the choices. And I was holding it,

and I was like, I can't take this. Really? Yeah. Have I ever told the story of finding the wallet in Jersey? Uh-oh. What did you do?

Do you not know this one? Not for the top of it? Like, when we lived in Jersey Island, um, and we were very young kids. who were like out in a park or something and I found a wallet

and in the wallet was 15 pounds of cash That's like 300 in today's like in inflation Yeah, but to a kid as well But to a kid that is like No That's like finding a brief hit And I was like

That's like 15 vambars No I had this like I had this whole I started like plotting like Someone's gonna be looking for this It didn't have like any cards or anything And it was like Maybe I did. It's really vague, but that was the main thing was the 15 quid. I was like

I need this. I need to keep this, but I need to make sure no one comes looking. So I had this, I had this like when we were young, do you remember, remember mom and dad got us these like, HSBC safes. they were like piggy banks with a little lock on it so I put the wallet into the lock into the piggy bank and locked it and just left it there I was like patient like sitting on it's like

oh the inflation on this is going to get the interest like a few months past mum comes to me what's this from then huh that's like so obviously going to happen yeah and I was just like

I just found it in the park I guess and I think she just gave it to me wow that part it was probably worth more than the money in it yeah no but that's hilarious how when you're a kid like things like that seem like

earth shattering like this challenge changes the trajectory of everything yeah i'm gonna make it big yeah this is yeah this is almost as important as planning what we were going to do next week with the treehouse sort of thing you know that kind of level no what would you do though in the hyperfetual situation you found say 150k in a briefcase or say 15k is it next to like a body no just you just you stumble across a wad of cash be in a briefcase in a uh a waterproof thing that's been taped up and is on a river you know just to just picture any type of

water of money that you can find what would you do with it what where would you because you think if it's legal tender it's uh counted it's it's marked they could they can track it so if you go there and it's tracked and you go take it to a bank and you put it in and if the the government know that that's dodgy money they're going to pick that up that you've just deposited that so you're going to get in trouble for that but surely surely the strategy would be it's to take the money keep it in cash don't put it anywhere

but every time you're like you go to the supermarket you get some coffee you just use that cash but if that cash is counted and track they will pick up those transactions and get a profile on you and they're west you spending it every time you'd need to

you need to clean it see that's the thing give it to Sammy because this money's coming out for his things You know, cleaning money is a big thing And obviously banks are involved in cleaning money This is not everyone knows that But if they're tracking that

You need to clean it But how'd you clean it? Because at the end of day If you've just come across money You have the option to... Lemonade Start selling lemonade All the change

Well, seeing money's waterproof now You just dunk it in The dishwasher or something No, if... Yeah, stick it in the washing machine it'll be fucking clean as ever see would you not think of returning it because they do give a cash reward

if you do return it no I wouldn't touch it no that's the thing I wouldn't touch it because the thing is it's just like you're always going to have that situation in back yet that it is dirty money related to a crime and if you take it they could come after you

to get their money back because if you stumble across 150K that's a lot of money someone's gonna want that fucking money this isn't no country for old men type shit I'm thinking more like agent 47 because if that dude gets on my case Like, I'm dumb. Like a chandelier.

Is Agent 47 scarier than the guy from New Country Frogman? Yes. Really? I think that guy's scarier. With his, like, weird air machine that goes into your brain. That's pretty fucked. No, no, but Agent 47 would use that if he had it. No, but like, if you're, if, if you pick up this briefcase and go off and you know you're being hunted by this maniac.

There's like a trail of blood, right? You know you're being hunted. So there isn't body. So that's tension and scary, right? But if it's Agent 47, he leaves no trace. You know? No, but that's the thing. You just disappear.

What about with that money? You just die by slipping down the stairs, but it was actually him. It's like, you never know when he's coming. And the idea that that could happen at any point, I wouldn't touch that. No, mentally, yeah, I'll be like, I'll be too scared. There'd be so much paranoia if you touch that thing. And then you'll use that money to protect yourself, which means you'll make a trace for yourself. and it increases the chance of him killing you

because what part of that money is for an assassination you've taken an assassin's money he's going to assassinate you that's what I'm thinking if I've taken Agent 47's money I'm like I'm fucked that makes me think like back in the days where there was no digital banking where like heists

on banks was actually like a thing that was feasible where the technology wasn't insane there weren't CCTV cameras and the problem with that with when people bought bank because that money was tracked that is counted money what about before that technology was even invented no but money was counted no because obviously old school is on every dollar every pound there's a number that the

banks if a bank gets that money in and they notice that number they know that that's because it's in sequence right if you give some hundred and tens that might go from six to six 16 to 26 that's now tracked they know that's from that's from that block stolen money and when was that terminology invented like was no that's that's printed all printed money yeah all printed money they really did money in the west right yeah like i don't know yeah yeah it would have been way harder for them to track that shit back then because it would have had to been like by eye yeah but thinking i'm thinking 60 70s even then Alex is talking about before then to be fair yeah yeah but even back then

in back then it was all numbered but it's just like in the 60s and 70s when obviously they were bank I guess bank is from the biggest one, like the 60s to 80s. That money they stock, because if you're going to World Bank, you're taking 100, 150K. That's 150K that's in sequence. So you've got 150K worth of numbers that can be tracked. So if you pay 100, 200 there, that's every one is another thing they can trace on you. That's why you clean money. You have to invest it in a thing or you just give it to banks.

That's how the cartels in America clean money is through banks. HSBC. No, generally HSBC, we're in. involved in cleaning money for the cartels what is it though about there's something about heists so cool it's like there's something really exciting about that on every level on like a storytelling perspective as good as this technology is for me to think okay the money that I can see in my bank is like safe right but it would be kind of cool if I found out like a bunch of my shit was just taken by some like badass dudes no do you know if if I lost like half of

the money I own, but it was really cool. Okay, no, I can give you this story, it's in Brazil, I think it happened maybe in Rio De Janeiro, but basically these 15 guys, there was a bank, the main central bank in Rio de Janeiro, like across the road, it was like a derelict building or something, or I think they were doing roadworks, so these

guys pretended to be doing road works for months. They were digging a tunnel under the road, across the road, into the bank, they stole fucking like 15 million, like an obscene up money, never got caught. They never got, they've never fucking found them. It's like just

the insane level of dedication where it's like if you just committed yourself to like just anything else, legit, then you can be like just as rich. But that's probably why they do it. They like, there is part of it where it's like a... If you get away with stealing

then you've earned it. The thing is with the one in Rio, they didn't realize the money was stolen until like weeks later. When they actually went on and checked their money and it was just fucking gone. Yeah. Because they just fucking tunneled under the but like an actual bank host like that like yeah so cool no because it's ingenious you've got fucking outsmart their systems mm-hmm you kind of got to be a genius well that's why just over the decades like they've had to just improve technology and just keep because people

there's always scammers there's always going to be someone that's going to try and outsmart these systems people that would force checks that would there's like just every single thing like you can't if there's money to be made people will figure out how to fucking steal it. They will do it. See, this is the thing. There's another one, but I think it was the central bank of Malaysia or like Indonesia, where these hackers were trying to get into the system

to get into the money reserve, like through the database. And they got in, some of through the printer in the office. So that once someone went to the printer and did something, it would fucking hack into the main system. And they almost got away of like 46 million or something. And it was only

last minute when they realized that they'd got in, that these hackers got in. So if they get in through fucking printers, what safety is there if the main bank's been hacked through a printer but riddle me this is like computer hacking like is it at the same level it's not as cool

no I think it's like a red there too like it is cool it's cooler when they're a part of a team but it's it's not as cool because like the front lines like like digging a tunnel and like crawling through and stuff. It's like, it's so...

Putting the costumes on and playing the part. Yeah. It's like age of 47. They were doing it on a road, so people would see the work being done in. They're not seeing progress. That ups the states. Because then it's like, are these guys doing something dodgy? Because they're doing road work so nothing's happened for months. It would be normal in England. We'd just look at that

and they're just like shit. Every single one around here is. It's actually some scams. I mean, it is. Oh yeah. Roadworks. It's just official scams. Yeah. Yeah, but like, yeah, it's not like it's not romantic doing it through but the thing is like a lot of crime like that has looked at

as like the the the the path of least resistance you know but it's not they could they could get a job and live like I mean not comfortably but the same amount of like energy yeah it would be easier yeah but they they go the extra mile and get like a mad payout but they they you've got to try hard to rob a bank and you gotta be willing to like put shit down that's the thing with hacking that's less cool you know you get caught it's just like straight to prison but it's like for some people some people just the challenge is like satisfying in it itself like there are those hackers that just like they just like breaking down security system just see if they can do they they get

genuinely extremely well-paying jobs because they're so fucking smart there's a really good um on that that channel that i'm blanking on the like interview channel on oh i know the one yeah where all the thumbnails. Soft white underbelly. Yeah, yeah. There's an interview with a hacker. And he's like the most hackery-looking, but he's like a genius hacker. There's a name for those specific type of hackers who do, who are private and hack systems to prove their weaknesses.

But he was so, he was so good. Like, he just hack into shit and he got found out. And then he ended up working for, like, the CIA or something. Yeah, because they're like, you either go to jail forever or you work for us and get paid a shit time of money. Which that is badass. that's cool as help just hacking McDonald's main system and changing the big Mac name

and being high by the CIA that ain't so bad no but that's like you have to be born like a little bit you've got to be born different you've got to have some issues yeah you've got to be like hyper-focused on one thing

and just do that one thing not many people are like that yeah at all when do you think we're going to have the hacking YouTuber epidemic because YouTube accounts clearly ain't the fucking most protected things. So when someone going to hack

one of these big YouTubers and do something... I feel like that's happened loads of times. I've heard about a bunch of different scams like people impersonating. But that's not hacking. It's just like they get scammed and they're stupid enough to open the Steam account login Discord link and leaves their... I'm talking about people like getting phone numbers and then

calling up the phone companies they know they're with and convincing them that they are the person. So then they are able to somehow get through the like two-step verification yeah and change everything that's like a whole other set of skills that's like people skills mm-manipulation yeah it's right I guess YouTube is a really good of that anyway true speak for yourself bro I'm not manipulative is it too romanticized though because we were just

oh it's badass it's fucking badass bro if you walk in like give me money and then you get arrested. It's kind of romantic. In some people get hurt. No, that's a thing. Not when it's something like... Like the tunnel. Was anyone hurt with that? No, bro, they did it over like fucking months. Yeah. I think there's things to romanticise and it's like, we think it's cool, but we'd never go out and be like, you know what, let's do it. Let's start digging. Let's go out tomorrow. Yeah. Like, we wouldn't do it. But it's cool that it happened. I just like imagining all ones we don't know about where they were so flawless yeah it's just like oh just got away where george cloney snuck him with repit and just fucking yeah i guess that's

why there are so many heist movies it's such a popular genre it's really but like it appeals to everyone every yeah we don't we don't like having to follow the rules the idea of not following the rules is going to be fun but most of like a huge it's like a huge risk reward thing. Yeah. And most people aren't willing to risk everything. Yeah.

For a bit of something. See, no, this is the thing. If you want to be smart, smuggle cocaine. That's a good clip. This is a thing. Cocaine smugglers have set the bars so fucking low. It's not difficult.

Because they will drive on the motor at 150 in a really fast car with 15 kilograms of cocaine. And obviously, your target, if you're street racing down the motorway. By the slowest car possible, just go, just toddle along on the motor at 60, full of cocaine.

The police, the police, I'm going to look at you. Yeah. No, I saw, you know, the, a few episodes ago I was saying about my algorithm was showing me these like cops catching people like dash cam, like, body camp footage. Yeah. One of them was a Coke smuggler, a Coke runner.

In this like BMW that he'd rented and he was speeding. Every fucking time. So he gets pulled over, interrogated by the For speeding, and then they find cocaine. He's actually suspicious as fuck. They go into the boot, just start feeling around, pull a panel out. There's a huge brick.

This is what I mean. They make it obvious that they're doing something dodgy. Don't make it obvious. Go slow. They're not going to, they're not going to stop. This is the thing with anything. It's not like a GTA mission we're trying to get the best, like, starts. Like, why do you, like, your life is on the line. Why are you doing that?

Just to go a bit faster. It's like, it's the thing. is like if you make yourself obvious it's like with anything car-related if as long as you're within the law the police will never stop you as long as you're not obviously breaking a law

you're fine that's the thing if a lot of like drug runners and smugglers and dealers and whatever if you've like read up on what the police are allowed to do I'm sure so many of them

could get away with so much more yeah you've got to learn your enemy if you want to beat them it's so true it's like me why they say you're the right to remain silent right yeah that's that's why like guilty or innocent and you are in a situation where the cops are interrogating you and you're in a one of those rooms interrogation room don't say shit until you get a lot if you say the wrong

thing they can just lock you up yeah no it's just think just start talking like a car gym can't swim start talking i'll just talk about law is you're like oh i got well i got you put in these But, you fucking bore the shit out. You end up in like an asylum. Well, we'll see you after these messages. Well, we'll see you after these messages. This is where someone's going to rent out the house next to us and start digging under the roads and into... Just a roadway.

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Welcome back to the second half of the show Where we head over to Reddit And answer some questions And I'm gonna say I just read up on the bank heist I just mentioned in the previous half Go read up on it. It's actually fucking mental. It was one of the largest bank heist in history What year was it again? 2005 Is that what inspired the first and Furious five thing? Possibly, yeah. I think it inspired that

Spike Lee movie, maybe. I don't know, baby. There's so many heist movies. The only one worth seeing is a heat. Go watch heat. sexy beast is good heat heat and drive baby driver no joke bait not drive baby driver's good baby driver super w x i don't think it's a hoist movie though no i reckon um good time is a hoist movie mm-hmm really good movie yeah no there are so many good hoist movies it's just a fun subgenre genre it's always engaging Let's do some questions from the sub-rider Big Lad Luke He's going to get us going, hi lads

Did any of you have any memorable guilty pleasure UK TV shows you'd watch as a kid My mum would constantly be watching awful shows Like Snog, Mary, Avoid Take Me Out and Jeremy Kyle Just to name a few It got awful but apart of me secretly love them growing up Especially how bizarre Snog-Marry avoid is

On the topic of UK TV Oh no, we don't need to do multiple. No likey, no wifey. Have you seen that he's broken up? He's broken up with his wife. Was that Snogmarry a void? No, that was... Take me out?

Yeah. What a banger of a TV shit? Why would he say no likey, no wife? No likey, no lighty. I was making a joke. No lighty, yeah. Yeah, no likey, because now he doesn't have a wife. Was that a son headline?

No, that's what I made up. That was an RV. That's like a whole thing on UK TV, like the Love Island presenter guy. I hate all that stuff, but no wifie, no likey. No lighty, right? No likey, no lighty. The worst. Even though there is a light, it just changes colour, right?

Yeah, it goes wed. Yeah. That was Tate Me Out, right? My guilty pleasure was Babe Station. I did enjoy watching Tate Me Up because it was like... I'd forgotten about that one. It was like just the scum of the UK. Isn't that way people like...

That violent. Like, what do you call it? Just like guilty pleasure or... Yeah. Like trash TV. Like Jeremy Kyle. That's not been cancelled. That's not a thing.

No, but I remember like being ill off school or whatever. And nothing is on live TV back before like, you know, proper internet and whatnot. All that's on on on daytime TV was like, Jeremy. Jeremy Kyle. Yeah. You know what the, Dickinson's real deal. That shit slapped. You're like real deal.

Dickinson's real deal. Because every season he just got like oranger and orange it. True. You care more about the orangeness than the deals though. Yeah. Not true.

Because it'll be like two boring old people talking about some like plate that they want to sell for like 50 quid. And then he turns up and he's like, what's going on here? And it's like, whoa, this fucking orange dude. Yeah, he's just made this plate

The most fucking fascinating thing I've ever I've ever seen He carried that show on his shoulders Like a titan He carried that plate on his shoulders Yeah Well, no, you're not lying there Because if you know any daytime TV

Was just Dave and a wee piece of Top Gear Loved it I would say Top Gear is trashy as fuck Yeah Top Gear is really trashy Because I am I've worked at pubs and shit And when I had like a boring

daytime middle of the week shift it would be going through the channels nothing nothing on if tennis was on I'd watch tennis because I think tennis is quite an intense sport yeah I've been to Wimbledon

epic but it would be a case of I keep going and then Top Gear comes on and it's like this is the only thing I can bet and sometimes you would get a bang of episode where it was like This is that, they're doing something called Fiat Panda into a limo or something. Yeah.

You know what? You know, I seen, that's mildly interesting. I watch that. I can't watch TV. I can't do it. Yeah, it's awful. I hate TV. Yeah.

It's like, oh, this is building up to like a shit up. Yeah, the fucking Love Island lizard is here now to scream at you. You also watch Love Island, don't you? What is the Love Island lizard? No, you have watched Love Island. You watched the last season, didn't you? No. You watched it? No, you did.

No, I didn't. I actually refused to engage. No, I've seen, I saw a part of, like, one of them, um, and for that video I made years ago. My parents watched it, and they watch it every day. Everyone in the UK watches it, no. And I just, I see it and it's like, this is the most fucking basic ass. It makes me depressed. Yeah, it's depressing.

I find it, like, distressing to watch that show. Yeah. I genuinely think, um, that sort of content. It's the same as X Factor, Britain's Got Talent sort of stuff. He used it the same sound effects. Yeah, but it's, it's culturally damaging. Hmm. You think stuff like X Factor in, like,

because that was one, that was a big one. Again, this is all like pre-crazy social media internet type stuff. But that's just what people talked about. was like, oh, did you see the X-Factor final? Or everyone likes the like X-Factor auditions

because it's like, oh, let's laugh the funny person. People, like, people with no self-awareness making a fool of themselves for us all to laugh at. It's cringe. It's the critical cringe enjoyment thing. But it's like, it's actually just nasty. I hate seeing it.

Yeah, there's the same reason Jeremy Carle fuck talks it's like taking the most vulnerable people and then humiliating them for people to like gawk at yeah yeah I think it's really sad that

it's it's like um equivalent to me is watching gladiator shit in the Coliseum watching someone just throw their life away basically yeah for five minutes

yeah for and then you'll never remember them you know what was that life it's like entertainment And he used to be like, oh, who's getting decapitated publicly this weekend? Yeah. You know? Yeah. This heister.

Yeah. No, but that makes me think of like, every now and again, I'm reminded of you've been framed. And how, like, YouTube and TikTok is, it's just destroyed, it's irrelevant. It's pointless. Because you can find out any, any clip you want. You don't need to wait for Harry Hill to intro it and add his own beats. You know what? Harry Hill was.

as a guilty pleasure of mine. I preferred when Dawn French did it. No, I'm not talking about you've been friend, but Harry Hill, the Harry Hill. Oh, TV burp? TV burp. TV Burt, that's right. TV Burt was a bit of, yeah, I did love TV Burt.

Yeah, you loved it the most. I did. I'm, I take no, I'm not ashamed of admitting that I love TV burp. Yeah, I've got a soft spot for Harry Hill himself. A trained general practitioner. Yeah. And there he goes. Kind of a genius.

Fight! Yeah. It's proof that everyone wants to know who's going to win out of this and that in a fight. Did he ever do Mike Tyson versus the big going? You did. Yeah. Let's find it. Who would win?

Harry Hill or Dawn French? In a fight. Yeah, there's only one way to find out. Yeah. Yeah, it's not really the thing I kind of watch. I guess I watch like trash YouTube videos and stuff. I liked, um, Sherlock when it was out. When you look back at that stuff and it's like...

There's some funniness there, yeah. It's bad. It's like really bad. Eric May says this, hey boys, there's been some talk in the past of doing gimmick episodes at different locations, such as the Netherlands, when the boys were going to take a trip there, the Dream Lounge, or even just somewhere outside. Have the boys considered this at all? A Dream Lounge episode would easily be a contender for the best gimmick episode. I feel like that's one you'd need certain permissions for

Yeah Yeah There would be like certain things That could make it really like funny But We'd have to be Yeah Prepared

The thing is with the dream lounge one Especially It's like I don't even know what it's like in there Yeah I've got no idea Well I've spent a fair months I've spent there

Yeah All my time I've spent there Is like blurry you know a haze a flashy haze but like for it to be

utilised to its full potential I don't think it would be suitable for for YouTube like for it to be as funny as it could be

we'd have to like just doing a normal cast yeah because obviously that would be the ultimate humor is like everyone getting a lap

dance and not addressing it and just doing it podcast. Yeah. That would be hilarious. Obviously, that's not YouTube content. Exactly. That's porn hub content, basically.

We'd have to also be doing it in the dream land. The Dreamland probably won't let us do it in the Dreamland, so we'd have to go private. We'd have to hire strippers privately and get Lamp dances privately in a set that looks like the Dreamland. I remember back during Crackhead Era Alex, that was like a jar. idea I have like hire someone like that like a dancer or whatever

but just just have them be on the podcast I don't need you to dance just sit down and let's just have a chat about like Mike Tyson and

that I feel like that's a good idea for anyone that will take money to do things just have them do a podcast with you just have them sit down like nothing about

what they do yeah but you just pay them to be there for their time because it's not like you're just doing a normal cast no but you're not exploiting them because that's the thing when it comes

when people do these other things they exploit them and make a fool of them for money because they're trying to add revenue of them but if you're generally paying someone to be on a cast and you're not you're not embarrassing them or mocking them you're generally just having conversations with them you're not exploiting that person

so ethically it's perfectly sound you mean like never address who they are even just have a have a genuine conversation with them and you're paying them so like what's the there's no issue there yeah

easiest paycheck of their lives yeah I'm sure yeah but in saying this we do have potentials lined up let me James

we do we do let's not get too excited yeah we've always got something in the works if you don't know what but there's summon.

Ah! H-H-997 says, howdy. As one of the potentially millions of billions of American jar listeners, I have found that a lot of the British words slash phrases you guys say simply don't work in an American accent. For example, when I say mingers in my Midwest American accent,

I feel as though I'm saying a slur. Additionally, saying jar or jarcast sounds equal. wrong. So my question for y'all is, are there any American words that you think sound wrong or weird to say in a British accent? Yeah, y'all. Cheers and thanks for all the epic funnies. Mingers. Mingers. Jarrcast. There's this podcast I found. Jarr. Nothing works in an American accent. That's the problem. Apart from y'all. Howdy, y'all. Howdy as well.

Howdy works. I say howdy quite a lot. You do. I say howdy to people like, there is one that really gets me when Americans say it. Twat. Oh yes, that is awful. I do not like that at all.

Mate. Mate doesn't work when it's bloody doesn't work. I do like it when Americans like try to do a British accent I do like that because it's like it's terrible it's just so fight that up

now Frick is the one American saying frick is like you've always separate from this question so you don't like Sammy Classic what the frack I respect him I respect him

No, no, but as someone who lives in England, do not find Frick annoying? Because we are so very, our culture is very much used to saying, just saying fuck. It's like, it's like a joke in the boys where like the character, who is a father, he like, who in the previous seasons when he's around, all the main characters is like swearing, he's got a potty mouth, but then in a scene where his daughter's like in the room, he's like filtering the normal swears he would say with them. stuff like fri- some Americans aren't filtering

that's the thing just say the F-word I can understand that though if like you just get conditioned if you're around young kids all the time to like filter yourself like that

but why would you use the frick as a replacement then when you can just not use that use frick it's weird that like you have to pass a a barrier

until you can just freely use these words around pretty much whoever you want I think starting to swear It's probably the downfall of me I think it's been like a downward spiral since then No but swearing is nice

No but bro I say it a lot I'll just walk into my kitchen It's like gotta have a drink and it's like C word There you go I know it's just like I just open it and get fuck Why do you say C word? Yeah

It's like an actual horrible word It's not though I walk into the kitchen Oh you stupid cun and nobody's there It's the lame shit that cunt is considered like, whoa, can't say that one. Isn't that one that is a bigger deal in America?

Yeah, it's bigger deal here. It's a big... I'd say it's more desensitized here. No, my parents get upset at me. When I say the sea world. When I say cunt, they get genuinely annoyed with me. Is it just because of like the school you went to then? Or what?

Yeah, everyone was saying it. It was like at the age of seven. I remember the first time I heard it, it was when someone in my math class got angry at the teacher called him a cunt and threw a chair at him and then left the room and I was like, what did he say?

Yeah, no, that's one where like the first time you hear it, it's like, is that even a swear word? It doesn't, it, like... Yeah, I thought he like... Like, fuck, from the get-go. Fuck is like, fuck, is like, fuck, you know? Yeah, that's when you can't turn back from.

It's too... It's too good. It's multi-purpose. Yeah. It's satisfying to say It doesn't really No one's really a victim When you say it

But cunt means vagina Yeah As does twat Or as Americans like to say twat No but generally Have you ever referred to someone's vagina As a cunt No

Because yeah because it's fucking gross It's a horrible word No but like Have you ever referred to someone's vagina As minge Who the fuck says mingish? No no Minge is kind of funny

Minge is funny Minge was the cunt of its day No I feel like it was I don't think it was People would have tiptoed around Minge And then cunt was developed And they're like what

This minge is nothing You heard of this um C-U-N-T But like to me No penis swear word Like The worst is cock

I guess and that means chicken male chicken it's kind of pathetic man yeah it's pathetic but like cunt has this whole aura of like you got a tiptoe around this one

no because the way I see it is with cunt I'm pretty sure we've had the cunt discussion a fair amount and cunt is like used a lot but it seems like it's actually if I call you a cunt it's like it's malicious

I actually fucking hate you so that's why I never use the C word to describe someone because it's like, that's with deep intentions of wanting to be a twat. But it can be said frivolously though. No. Yeah, you're cheeky can't. Yeah, like that. I guess it's the context and the way you use

it. But it's like, if I actually generally say something. If I was like, you fucking dick after you did something, right? Don't be a dickhood. Yeah, stop being a dick. Why are you being such a cock? Yeah, but if then he said it while I'm being a cunt, then it's like, we're actually getting, we're going with beef. That's not true. That's not true.

It's all in how I say it. Yeah, I would agree with that, but I think of all the words to use maliciously, cunt is the worst. I don't think there's a word that is in genuine, aggressive tone, nothing's as bad as cunt. What is worse? Don't look at me like that. There are way worse words. Okay, there are a way. You've got to think about what, like, what the word means where it came from.

Okay, no, I know, I know what you mean. that debor just completely bypassed my head I wasn't thinking of that one I but like bitch I feel like bitch could be worse if you if if I call you a bitch it's like whatever I know that's what literally does the bitch is nothing when we're playing I say so I call my mama bitch no honestly if you're calling a mama bitch is like death sentence I feel like I could call my mama cunt at this point mm if I call her a bitch that's like no even I won't go there

you know interesting and you push it so fascinating in this way yeah it's so complicated so what was it's all about understanding how other people will react to that like I can say any of those words to you guys

in that context I don't think it's a problem but if I go to someone like an old lady on the street and I'm like oh you're doing your cheeky can she's gonna be like whoa yeah you know so what no But if bitch, if bitch is what we can't use to our mums, what's the word we can't say to our dads?

Any of them? No, generally is that. It is such in my house. I wouldn't call my dad a dick, a cock, a can a bitch. Yeah, so it's none, none at all. Yeah. Have you gotten angry and ever said any of them to your lad? I would have said fuck off. But that fuck off isn't like you're a twat.

You're a cunt. You're a fucking prick. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I shouted at my dad yesterday and said horrible things to him. You're pretty sure? The guy's situation where I was like, I was like, fucking losing my mind because guys is just squealing in pain and my dad was doing nothing. So I was like, fucking do something you fucking dick.

Sitting there doing fuck all, you can try in an air conditioning. You can't get a stick out of his fucking mouth. Like, I went in, and generally I was being a cunt. I did apologize, but it's just like he was doing nothing and I was getting really emotional. But otherwise, I would never swear at my parents. By swearing the proximity. Yeah.

Constantly. Again, a different thing. Yeah, our proximity swear. Yeah. I need to stop swearing. It's a problem. I don't think it, I don't think it's inherently a problem. I think it is

Why It's just how language has gone No, it's just I do it too much Gotta be reserved The thing is If someone never swears If someone never gets Animated

And then they do And they swear and get animated That has a serious effect That's got a punch Yeah, that's like A highlight, yeah But the thing is If I stop

swearing, and get serious and concise, that's like the equivalent. Yeah. That's the nuance of language. Complicated babies. Let's do two more. Big Lad Luke says, one of my favorite things about the cast is that each member isn't afraid to admit if they don't find another member's joke funny, rather than pretending it is. This makes the cast feel much more real.

to some hilarious arguments my question is what are each of your least favorite jar memes are there any that you absolutely hate have you hope you lads have had a great week this is me and Alex going to be like oh that one was pretty good actually and James just being like that was the fucking worst thing I think I'd just prove the whole debate with what I said You love Bucuk

You said you can't stop doing it I don't like No no no this is the thing Alex is an infection Alex is brain what Because when Alex thinks of these new little memes It sinks into you As he keeps saying it

And you've become normalised to it And then you work around your colleagues And you're just saying these Alex phrases Like a lunatic I think walk around work going Boug I can't stop myself. That's what I mean though, like, proximity to Alex. Changes you.

It genuinely does. It makes you say things. The thing is, I feel like you do it on purpose as well. You know, that's what it does. You, you like, you start it off light, you know? There's a whole, like, process. There's an arch. It grows.

It develops. You dribble in a few little bit. You sprinkle it and by the time we've caught onto one of them and we're doing it all the time you've moved on and you're sprinkling in the next one

not the spot you're leaving constant bread crumbs and like a loaf of bread and by the time we get to the loaf of bread the next loaf of bread's already put down but Alex is finding it funny

he's already eating the bread of the next one yeah it's half a loaf of bread and Alex has had a whole half and you and me again half of that half but Alex is already eating in the other half and we're eating that half he's so far ahead

in his little meme. But that strategy makes it so even if it is one that like fucking, it like sucks. It's always funny to me. Yeah, I fucking hate that one. That's the one I was expecting today

when I was saying, give Alex five seconds to do his thing. Because normally you'll do an intro, it'll be quiet for a second, you'll go, eh? And it sucks. I hate it. There's got to be one.

one you like really don't like that isn't her the one that's always like just scratch the angry part of my brain was the um the argi um that fucking just pissed me off james love that one i don't remember ever hearing that one i think that's how much trauma i definitely that's how angry i was i just nuked it from my mind when i'd always do the argue voice you can't even do it. You can't remember. No, isn't the

argue voice a different thing when you say things in the argue voice because that fucking piss me off but you'd always

start by going um you're bringing it back yeah you do remember and you loved it I did not love it I don't think

it's one of those things that's like like I want to hear it but I really don't it makes me angry but like I need more of it

I need to hear it no the ones that only you can do are special ones yeah but what are the ones only i can do the no one else can do it quite right the the thing the thing of the the shadow abandoned episodes the i don't know how to do it oh i'm pissing up a fair bit i love that one that's that's like a deep jamie like so deep that even jarlings don't know is that even in an episode yeah it's so fucking awful that one it's not the it's good

I like that one I like all of them that's the thing though you know what in hindsight Joe Pusqually in hindsight awful in hindsight goatsie

because goatsie brings back a trauma for me where you guys put gay HD porn on my Xbox and and go on my Xbox would have been funny if it was your Xbox but it was when I was out like working or something

no yeah no no we went on audio I downloaded some custom themes and like I think one of them was no golden Sonic you put on mine on mine and I just used it for like six years after I didn't give a shit the fact that you guys found it funny piss me off

you know it was like it really doesn't make a difference but you guys would see it in love laugh and shit and be like, ah, we really got you. It's like, you didn't know. I don't care. The fact that you're laughing means that you went. James to love that one.

Oh, that one's funny. Surely there's ones you really don't like James, because James doesn't like most of them. No, that's the thing you know. No, it gives you an even bigger ego boost, because when you start getting my first reactions, I hate them every time and you find it even funnier that way. It's the occasional one that you're just like,

Yeah, Be Bebe. Yeah. Ba Bebeir. Everyone loves Be Bebeir. I think Bear Bear might be the most instant, instant, like, infectious one. Yeah. No, Bebear's just good. No, Ullani Loy is my favorite.

Yeah. But that's one that if I had to, like, put money down, I'd be like, James would fucking hate that. Yeah. What about Pit Pop Poe? Now, Pit Pop Poe is good. Everyone loves Pitot Poe. as well. Pit-pop-poe, Ulani Lloyd, Be'-Ber. They're like the Golden Trit. They are every child media member represented by an Alex saying. Who's Pit-Pop Poet? Alex. I'm Ulani-Loy and

you're Ba'-Bea. Why am I Ba-Bea? Obaya, obey ya. But James hates pussy. That's an old-school one though, isn't it? We haven't done that one in a long time. No, I hated pussy. The actual mean pussy. Yeah, diarrhea of pussy while cringe. No, but that, that, that dude that made the song. Yeah, that's what made it redeemed it.

Pussy Diary while cringe. It's fucking so cool. Like, he cemented the order of Pussy Diarrhea while cringe. in song form it's so cool that that's golden standard that's number one that's the best yeah yeah James hates crazy goblins I hate crazy goblins I don't understand everyone's obsessive yeah you've done you've made better funny songs yeah Minion Supreme Minion Supreme better like all of them better the Woody one Woody one funny it what's wrong with crazy goblins it's no it's the most like um

cringy one but yeah I'm crazy goblins crazy gobblings like I can't just immediately think like oh there's crazy goblins

like it's stuck in my head like but mean you're the bird one do that's that's just yeah the cloud beyond that's just a little

melody you invented on a harmonica playing it totally wrong you were singing Into the harmonica. Yeah. It gave it a unique effect, huh? I guess.

Yeah. It's actually quite good. No, it's a masterpiece. Yeah, it's genuinely like... Better than all of the songs on the last... What about piss, short of urine? Piss short of urine. Good. Oh, calm.

Well, how about Poo-Poo? Pooh. Who invented Poo-Poo? Gold. No, but I, that's one I always say. I'm always on about poo-poo. But I don't feel, I don't feel like that was one of my things. I always say poo-poo. That's all I'm saying.

It makes me think of like a French guy being like, yeah, poo-poo. Yeah. But like, I hate, the thing is, any word to do with shit is shit. I hate saying, oh, I need to shit. or I need to poo he says oh one time I just gotta go poo

that's why I'll say shit like I gotta go release yeah because they suck they're like any word

describing poo is shit right well yeah but if you say poo poo poo I need to do a poo

I my favorite my favorite is using like the scientific word like I just gotta go drop some feces you know

I got a release some urine. That's too vivid. That's too much. I need to go spray urine out of my urethra. No, no squirt piss is one as well. I need to go squirt some piss. What about slash? I got to go slash. I've got to go give her a real slosher. What about the one I'd snake? I need to go release the one I'd snake. I don't know about that one. I remember that vividly because on my 20th birthday I was playing that a cowboy game that's like a first person

shooter. Call of Juarez. Oh yeah. The first person cowboy one. The like one call of Juarez that's really good. Yeah, it's like an artsy one with the arts, weird art stuff. Really fucking good game. It's got like the comic panel sort of was like self-shaded or something. Yeah, yeah. Cell-shaded

comic strip. And I was playing that at your flat. And I just remember there's a cutscene between like two levels where the main character's like I just need to go release my one-eyed snake because he needs to piss because he's been See the context of a cowboy saying it

Then I'm like okay But I remember you saying Like that's just the most disgusting way To describe a cop A one-eyed snake Yeah it's quite a vivid And it is yeah I agree But that's almost part of why you'd say it

It's just like Yeah It's kind of like dominant in that way You know Everyone's like oh fuck off You know So you win It's okay, so there's an area here we haven't delved into and that's a wanking.

What's the wanking? We haven't talked about gooning. That's like a jar meme. Yeah. That is a jar meme, yeah. I don't know if that's a good one though. It is. It's stayed around too long for it to not be a good one.

No, because it's become a good descriptive work for being in a hole. A goon hole. Yeah, for being like obsessive. Yeah, a goon. No, he's caught on more than anything else, I think. How many jarlings use goon? How many jarlings goon? And there's so many examples of it in, like, media, too,

The Goon Squad, Space Jam. The Goon squad, the TikTok goon, the YouTube shorts goon. We are the Goon squad, and we're coming to town. Beep, beep. Yeah. What's the football team that are called the Goooners? Go, go, Go, Go, Gooners. We are gooners, and we are proud, Arsenal.

Wee Dick heads Yeah, I don't know Number one Gooning Ha Ha Are we doing one more question

No that's it That's it Now that's it That's the one I think that's the one Okay Diggle diggle Diggle tickle

Diggle diggle Oh Take us away James Create a new one Hey Okay Let me have a we didn't even talk about

that that that's that's that's that that's that that has cemented its place but that was coming from James like being a contrarian hating the SpongeBob laugh and then like doing it ironically but then it became superior

yeah yeah but then I did it better than James so you can't make a new one I don't have the no you can't that is the number one rule

you can't try to make a new one. It just has to be 100% natural. Yeah, it's just born. Yeah. And as you not have the orifices to create such a being, Alex, a lot of it is just like rhyming.

Yeah, like just starting with the word loy. Yep. Rilani Loy. Chip, pip-pop-poi. Scroozy eye, joy. If you put eye into something. There's something about I. Maritime is one of my favorite.

Maritime boy, yeah, because Maritime boy. Because Argy is the Maritime boy. I imagine arguing a little sailor seat. Oh, no, yeah, yeah. No, that's ever puts him in a maritime boy suit. Well, we'll see you around. Good afternoon.

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Katia fucking Managan and David Wallace. Thanks, everyone. Big thank you, lovelies. How come when we used to do it, it would go like 12 minutes? Because we were quap at it, boy. And Jim was involved. As soon as Jim's involved, it just goes downhill. Well, I suppose if we're waiting on him.

Honestly, no, keep this in. Jamie is the worst person when it comes to keeping time. If you say you're on meter 10, he will turn up at 11 or 12. I can deal with it sometimes But today I was hungry We are quite similar when it comes to times It's like if we're organising anything We just want to know when So we can do what we need to do between

Block out your day Yeah because if you're waiting around for an answer Your day is wasted You've wasted that time trying to get an answer To know what you can do in that time Jamie is someone who will never give an answer No matter what And it pisses both us off

You just post memes man He'd just be meming Yeah it's me so you're trying to oh, Jamie, should we go to this Caribbean? He sends this Lord of the Wings TV advert. Like, what? We need to know what time to get food. And he didn't, we went from Caribbean today to here to record.

He didn't say anything and now he's not here. What do you think it is some kind of like power thing? He likes how frustrated we become. Yes, I think he takes pleasure from this book. Yeah. Because I got to admit, sometimes I do enjoy. You know, you absolutely. I absolutely do enjoy withholding info.

Not like in that way, though. No, because this actually messes up our day. This is actually wasting our time. Yours is just like fun. You're withholding info to annoy me because I want to know about EC or something. Yeah. Jamie is withholding info, which by doing so ruins our day. Ruins it.

Wounds it. This is a call out, Jim. Short your shit out. We're going to cancel you. A whole episode dedicated to the cancellation of Jamie for his lack of proper timekeeping Not on I've got Futa Pond to watch okay

I ain't got time to waste The cancellation of Jamie Belman The cancellation of Futa No, no please That's my first act as Prime Minister I ban Futa Or I make a

it a legal requirement. Then, bro, make it illegal requirement. You'll fix... Every car has to have futa. Futa. Futa, dasha. No matter where you go,

there's foote or tasher. Plastered all over it. And every time you get in trouble with the police, you have to put another one on. Yeah, it's like a tally. The more crimes you commit. You see a vehicle just absolutely covered, then you know.

No, because once you get, at first it starts with stickers, just stickers on the back or the window. Yeah. But if you get to assert a certain, depending on the crime yeah 15 driving offences and the whole car has to just be one big footer I don't know.